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  1. Ah. Drama. on New Budget NASA Space Science Missions · · Score: 1

    investigate the dark energy that seems to be ripping the universe apart

    Wasn't that an anime plot? Or maybe a Final Fantasy game... someone fetch Butz and have him check it out.

  2. Re:Its About time... on Lara Croft's Big Comeback · · Score: 1

    I've only played 2 games where the gameplay actually looked as good as the screenshots.

    Guild Wars, and F.E.A.R.

    Mind you, the latter runs like a slideshow on my system, but BOY is it pretty. And creepy.

  3. Re:Three foot spoilers? on Only White DS Lite at Launch · · Score: 1

    You know, that just about caused me physical pain. I'm fairly certain my brain tried to liquify and run out my ears.

  4. Re:So what on Canada's CD Tax Out of Hand? · · Score: 1

    Interesting. Do rolling papers cost so much due to a tax on them? Do the proceeds of said tax go directly to Philip-Morris?

  5. Re:Nice List, But... on Top 10 Worst Game Controllers · · Score: 1

    The Advantage had adjustable turbo. So not only could you come in first place, but you could hit the jackpot in SMB2 every time, and fire continuously in Mega Man (only 3 shots allowed on the screen at a time).

  6. Re:Translation on Microsoft Confirms 6 Versions of Vista · · Score: 1

    For instance, Home can only connect to a network through DHCP. The ability to join static networks was taken out.

    Wow. Microsoft must have really goofed there. I mean, I have seen literally hundreds of machines running XP Home 'joined' to 'static networks'. Imagine, all those XP Home machines that through some massive glitch were mistakenly granted features only available to XP Pro! Kind of lucky that they were that way, though, since one of the ISPs here uses static addresses rather than DHCP.

    Actually, I have sitting next to me a machine running XP Home. Let's see here... Control Panel, Network Connections, Local Area Connection.. hey, look! This one has the glitch too! I can configure it with a static address, just like that!

    In conclusion, you're a doofus.

  7. Re:Nice List, But... on Top 10 Worst Game Controllers · · Score: 1

    Actually, joystick perfection was achieved with the NES Advantage.

    Anyone who has ever owned one will agree with me.

  8. Re:Well, obviously on Evolving Humans on the Menu · · Score: 1

    A Homo Sapiens with a pointy stick is about the most fearsome thing in existence

    This brought to mind the awesome scene in Footfall, where a bushman neatly skewers one of the invaders from a good distance with nothing more than a spear he made himself. The Fithp didn't think that a man with a spear could possibly be any threat to them.

    This has little to do with the topic at hand and I fully expect it to be modded as such.

  9. Re:The problem is consistency on Literacy Limps Into the Kill Zone · · Score: 1

    There's a similar, if more crude, example that works better in English.

    A comma is the difference between "I had to help my uncle, Jack, off his horse" and "I had to help my uncle Jack off his horse".

  10. Brighter in the morning? on Why Don't You Sleep On It? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Is this really due to the brain "working on" problems in your sleep? Or is this because the hours after waking are when the brain is at its operational best and it is easier to process large amounts of information at that time?

  11. Re:How does this work? on New Genres For The Revolution · · Score: 1

    I'm absolutely certain that there's a "trigger" button that tell the thing when you want it to detect motion. To "reposition", you'd just release the trigger, move the wand to the right, press the trigger, and go left again. To me that seems intuitive and it's certainly the way I'd expect it to behave for most games. Otherwise it would be far too easy for an involuntary movement to screw up your gaming.

  12. Re:Cat "poop" on Mind Control Parasites in Half of All Humans · · Score: 1

    They were here first.

  13. Re:And the other half? on Mind Control Parasites in Half of All Humans · · Score: 1

    "I used to think my brain was the most important organ of my body
    until I realized what was telling me this." -- Emo Phillips

  14. AT&T or SBC? on Newest Patent Threat to MPEG-4 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Didn't SBC recent buy AT&T? SBC has pursued bizarre patent claims like this before, I wonder how much of this is SBC looking through AT&T's patent portfolio and thinking, "Hmmmm...."

    If I'm right we can expect a lot more of these from "AT&T" in the near future.

  15. Re:Other approaches on Fight Tooth Decay with Electricity · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I fully expect all such measures to be blocked in the USA by the ADA.

  16. Re:Yes, where IS my flying car? on Slashback: OSS, Lawsuits, History · · Score: 1

    So let China build 'em. When all X billion of China's citizens have a flying car, it'll be too late to legislate them out of existence.

  17. Re:Please, let's not use the Bible as justificatio on The President, The State of the Union, and Genetics · · Score: 1

    My moral choices are based on what I feel is the best thing for myself and my fellow human beings at the time. Sure, sometimes I make a bad decision. But so far I haven't killed anyone, and I've done quite a bit in my life to better the lives of people I'll never met. The Bible isn't needed in order to have decent moral judgement.

    In fact, since I think chucking rocks at gay people until they die is a bad thing, I'd go so far as to say that my system of morals is superior to the Bible's.

  18. Re:Long day on Romney Continues ODF Support With New Appointee · · Score: 1

    I've always preferred Happy Savior-onna-Stick Day!

  19. Re:Hooray!! on Romney Continues ODF Support With New Appointee · · Score: 3, Funny

    a mandatory death penal for whistling the latest Britney Spears

    Actually, I rather like this idea.

  20. Re:What if Google funded thousands of proxy server on Why Google in China Makes Sense · · Score: 1

    If Google did this, they'd probably lose the right to do business in China. China would file some sort of formal complaint with the US government. Not sure of the terminology here but it would be the diplomatic equivalent of a nastygram. The US government cannot afford to piss off China while China holds most of the US debt, so it would first request, then require that Google shut down the proxy project. In the meantime, China would be imprisoning and/or executing those who used the proxy servers, all the while vocally blaming Google and the US for the civil ruckus being stirred up. Shareholders would be dumping Google stock like crazy.

    In other words, it would probably turn into a real shitstorm. Google would go down in flames, and really have accomplished nothing except the needless imprisonment of Chinese citizens, the destruction of a great company, and the further souring of diplomatic relations between the US and China.

    And then Ross Perot would invade Canada.

  21. Re:Finally! on Classic Game Endings Online · · Score: 1

    Link finally gets some from Zelda. Behind a curtain.

  22. Incredible on Microsoft Spending $120M To Look Smaller · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is a company with more employees than most cities have citizens, and they're trying to make people believe they're small. I wonder whose brilliant idea that was, and how long they'll remain employed at their current post...

  23. Re:why wonder, did you not have a teddybear? on Robot Pets Almost as Good as Real Ones? · · Score: 1

    I have to say that "Teddy" from the movie AI was a very appealing use of robotics. I look forward to the day that in addition to traditional pets, one can also choose from an assortment of muppet-like, semi-intelligent beasties that can also help keep your kid out of trouble...

  24. Re:No comparison on Robot Pets Almost as Good as Real Ones? · · Score: 1

    You aren't going to get that out of a computer chip

    Not yet, anyway. Give it about, say, 10 years.

  25. Re:No comparison on Robot Pets Almost as Good as Real Ones? · · Score: 1

    a robot pet can never learn love, loyalty, hate or other emotions. It can at best closely mimic the behaviour

    Prove you aren't doing the same thing. I'm sure you can put on a very impressive display of -acting- angry, but you can never prove that you -are- angry.