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Robot Pets Almost as Good as Real Ones?

Gallamine writes "Many people claim that pets are good for their owners. But, what about robot pets? Some scientists at the Center for the Human-Animal Bond at Purdue's Veterinary school say yes, robot pets can benefit humans. Petting an AIBO caused the human stress hormone cortisol to decrease in patients, much like a real dog, although the effects weren't as pronounced. Also, AIBOs sent to nursing homes caused the residents to be less depressed and lonely. Similar research is being done by Dr. Dr. Takanori Shibata with his robotic seal named Pero."

229 comments

  1. No comparison by Jason1729 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A real dog is devoted to its master and euphoricly happy to see him/her.

    A robot dog is a pile of parts running a program.

    1. Re:No comparison by MikeFM · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It depends how smart your robot dog is. I've had some robotic and digital pets that were very intelligent and because they had built-in emotion systems and learning they could learn love, hate, loyalty, etc. Not as good as a real animal yet but it does have the benefit that when it breaks you can fix it which is something I sadly cannot say of my real pets which I've lost many of over the years.

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    2. Re:No comparison by Bazzalisk · · Score: 5, Insightful
      A robot dog is a pile of parts running a program.

      So is a real dog, just the parts are squishier and the programme is more complex.

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      James P. Barrett
    3. Re:No comparison by Chatsubo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are a pile of atoms arranged a certain way. Running an adaptive neural network.

      If you make a robotic dog that looks real, and acts all happy when it sees it's owner. What makes it less real than an organic dog?

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    4. Re:No comparison by bmo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "So is a real dog, just the parts are squishier and the programme is more complex"

      Sometimes the less complex program of an electronic dog is a plus, as it would lack these functions:

      1. Go apeshit when the doorbell rings
      2. Piddle in the corner at random times
      3. Jump on visitors
      4. Hump visitors' legs and sniff their crotches
      5. Suffer from separation anxiety when you go to work
      6. Fish out "treats" from the catbox.

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    5. Re:No comparison by Chowderbags · · Score: 2, Funny

      The mess that real dog leaves in the corner?

    6. Re:No comparison by Noisllet · · Score: 0

      What makes it less real than an organic dog? The essence if it's creation?

    7. Re:No comparison by GuidoW · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, a robot pet can never learn love, loyalty, hate or other emotions. It can at best closely mimic the behaviour caused by these emotions in real animals.

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    8. Re:No comparison by MikeFM · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why not? A brain is nothing but a computer and emotions are nothing but a function of the mind. If it is hard programmed to do these emotions then it is only a mimic. If it learns them itself then it is feeling them.

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    9. Re:No comparison by david.given · · Score: 4, Interesting
      No, a robot pet can never learn love, loyalty, hate or other emotions. It can at best closely mimic the behaviour caused by these emotions in real animals.

      Are you sure? Can you prove that? Can you state what it is makes a 'real' animal different from a robot, other than several orders of magnitude of complexity?

    10. Re:No comparison by ettlz · · Score: 1
      What makes it less real than an organic dog?

      It can't have robotic puppies.

    11. Re:No comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A robot dog is devoted to its master and programmed to be happy to see him/her.

      A real dog is a pile of cells running some genetic code.

    12. Re:No comparison by gamigad · · Score: 1

      True, but think of the possibilities when you scale that up to a RealDoll http://www.realdoll.com/ Now there's a cuddly feeling. Of course you do have to clean up afterwards.....

    13. Re:No comparison by master_p · · Score: 1

      A real dog also runs a program, although the computer is of different nature to the robot dog.

    14. Re:No comparison by Stan+Vassilev · · Score: 1

      "A robot dog is a pile of parts running a program."

      So is a real dog, except the program is more complex.

    15. Re:No comparison by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      As far as today is concerned, a robot is executing a program, which means that it will never do anything it has not been programmed to do by a human being. This is inherently different from a real dog, where more or less noone has a clue of what's going on inside.

      A dog is the only master of its behavior, not a robot (ie: a program).

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    16. Re:No comparison by GuidoW · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, a brain works fundamentally different from a computer. True, a very much evolved computer may show emergent characteristics that might be interpreted as consciousness and emotions, but those would likely bear little resemblances to our idea of emotions.

      Anyway, everything we have right now in this department is just a cheap, superficial copy of the real thing.

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    17. Re:No comparison by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      *shrugs* The difference between brain and computer is arguable I guess since nobody really understands the brain entirely yet but pretty much any kind of processing can be done on a computer that can be done in the brain if you know how it works. Slower but the same thing in principal. My experience is that emotions are not very intensive to process as it's just a much more internal network of experience than a thinking system. If you do something and it hurts then you quickly learn that and the relationships are pretty simple. Not nearly as hard to process as advanced relationships that are required for understanding language, navigation, science, math, etc.

      No doubt commercially available toys are pretty simple. I'd be surprised to learn that any of them have a real learning system in place much less psuedo-emotions based on a learning system. Still it's very possible to do and has been done often enough in non-commercial products. I've had several virtual pets of my own design that had complex emotional systems.

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    18. Re:No comparison by freedom_india · · Score: 1
      A brain is nothing but a computer and emotions are nothing but a function of the mind

      Oh Yeah ! And we are all a bunch of electrons and neutrons bunched together in a specific way.

      Why haven't scientists been able to mimic even a rat's brain in a lab with a synthesizer.

      Face it buddy: you know as much about the complexity of brain as a Neanderthal would know about Halliburton-Cheney nexus.

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    19. Re:No comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever opened your dog? Try it sometime. It has a Zilog Z80 with 64KiB (count'em) of ram. That's all is needed for a dog to function. FWIW cats are way more complex and recent models sport a ARM7-compatible processor, with up to 8MiB of memory. So yes, a robot can act the same way.

      Some dogs come with faulty firmware which causes them to become extremely violent and, in some exteme cases, attack people. You might have heard about that in the news.

    20. Re:No comparison by peteremcc · · Score: 0

      ----- robot pets can benefit humans ----- well duh, its called entertainment, thats why they were less depressed... Peter http://peteremcc.wordpress.com/

    21. Re:No comparison by david.given · · Score: 1
      As far as today is concerned, a robot is executing a program, which means that it will never do anything it has not been programmed to do by a human being. This is inherently different from a real dog...

      Learning algorithms are as old as computing; you can easily build a system that will learn from its environment. Does learnt behaviour in that respect count as 'programmed by a human being'? Do you also count algorithms constructed using evolutionary systems? How are they different from behaviours induced in dogs via directed breeding or training?

      And given that both computers and dogs are both made of symbolic processing elements, can you point at any specific difference between the two, other than the fact that dogs are way, way more complex? Because it sounds very much like your argument is based on 'because they're different, dammit'.

    22. Re:No comparison by murdocj · · Score: 1

      Maybe so, but if I had an "e-dog" I would miss coming home and having my 100 lbs of dog acting like I am just the most wonderful person in the world. Watching her whole body wag with joy (I'm not kidding) is pretty uplifting. You aren't going to get that out of a computer chip.

    23. Re:No comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, well you see... we have these... things... called 'souls'.
      Yeah, I do believe they exist and you should too, otherwise you won't take offense at me telling you that you're mistaken, since you're just a program running automatically :)

    24. Re:No comparison by jimmypw · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What makes it less real than an organic dog?

      The fact that you know that it'll never love you. At the end of the day Inteligence is not intelegence if it is artificiall. Flick a real dog on the nose and after time it'll start to hate ou. Flick a robot on the nose for 100 ys and it'll think that you are playing with it every time.

    25. Re:No comparison by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "...executing a program, which means that it will never do anything it has not been programmed to do by a human being."

      You've obviously never heard of Turing, Godel or answered a support call.

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    26. Re:No comparison by justine_avalanche · · Score: 1

      Sure, the 'meat machine' argument stands. But in this case the robot dog (even if it was perfect) would not match the relation a human and a real dog would have because (here's the key), the human knows he's dealing with a robot.

    27. Re:No comparison by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      Po-tay-to, po-tah-to. ^_^

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    28. Re:No comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why not? A brain is nothing but a computer and emotions are nothing but a function of the mind.

      It's thinking such as this which is going to keep us in a scientific dark age with respect to real advances in understanding the mind.

    29. Re:No comparison by Verteiron · · Score: 1

      a robot pet can never learn love, loyalty, hate or other emotions. It can at best closely mimic the behaviour

      Prove you aren't doing the same thing. I'm sure you can put on a very impressive display of -acting- angry, but you can never prove that you -are- angry.

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    30. Re:No comparison by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Real dog's are nondeterministic.

    31. Re:No comparison by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1
      A robot dog is a pile of parts running a program. So is a real dog, just the parts are squishier and the programme is more complex.

      While technically this _may_ be true, I am in need of realness. If you consider an electrical and a real dog the same ballpark, maybe we should all chat with Elisa? Fake photographs of countries we never visited? Blend in Lara Croft instead of a real girlfriend? Project 'scenery' on a blank wall to imitate a window? Eat wood chips with chicken flavouring? Mix together semen and eggs in a Petri dish to see how we will evolve genetically? Better still: just simulate what our lives would be like and die instead. Yeah, let's simulate everything. Let's replace reality with articicial surrogate.

    32. Re:No comparison by Firehed · · Score: 1

      A real dog also doesn't shortcircuit if it goes out in the rain.

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    33. Re:No comparison by Verteiron · · Score: 1

      You aren't going to get that out of a computer chip

      Not yet, anyway. Give it about, say, 10 years.

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    34. Re:No comparison by blue_adept · · Score: 1

      can you point at any specific difference between the two, other than the fact that dogs are way, way more complex? Because it sounds very much like your argument is based on 'because they're different, dammit'.

      when you step on the REAL dog's tail, it feels pain. The robot dog doesn't. (And if you're not sure what I mean by "pain", just ask someone to punch you in the nose)

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    35. Re:No comparison by GuidoW · · Score: 1

      Face it buddy: you know as much about the complexity of brain as a Neanderthal would know about Halliburton-Cheney nexus.

      I didn't say I knew exactly how a brain works. But even so I can be quite certain that it's very very different from how a computer works.

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      If it's so secret, then how come I've never heard of it?
    36. Re:No comparison by T-nm · · Score: 1

      Hmm, life is like a robot too.
      The core and the parts... A dog is pretty much like a simple form of life, like robots. Genetic modofications is like building a robot but with organic parts.

    37. Re:No comparison by Kazymyr · · Score: 1

      So would be a robotic dog if it were programmed by Microsoft.

      Zing!

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    38. Re:No comparison by Eccles · · Score: 1

      That's as maybe, but people can certainly develop emotional attachments. Heck, motion isn't necessary; any parent knows of the attachment between a child and their stuffed animal, and the stress losing it would cause.

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    39. Re:No comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I could get a robot dog that could emulate the "sad face" look of my existing real dog, and play with the kids without going into some kind of "kill" mode, that would be great, and I would consider trading. I had my dog in a kennel for two days this weekend, and it seems to have ruined his housetraining. A robot dog doesn't pee on the floor, so in my book, that makes it a 100% improvement over old-fashioned meat-based dogs.

    40. Re:No comparison by Buskaatt · · Score: 1

      But does your algorithm on some days just not *want* to learn? Would it rather sit and watch the other algorithms learn, then maybe decide to kick one's ass just for the hell of it? That's what my and my wife's dog does watching our other dogs play.

      You could simulate these actions maybe, but I guarantee they wouldn't be the same without the life experience to back it up.

      Do you realize how little we understand about another creature's perceptions? People still argue about dog sight, for instance, and as yet no technology can beat a dog's smell, which is completely incomprehensible to us. Believe it or not, perception is key to intelligence and learning. If you can't mimic those sight and smell accurately, how can you mimic a dog's soul?

      It just seems like nobody wants anything real anymore.

      And given that both computers and dogs are both made of symbolic processing elements ...

      I see you conveniently left humans out of that sentence. Why?

    41. Re:No comparison by Eccles · · Score: 1

      But I don't feel pain. What I feel is electrochemical signals from neurons that I interpret as pain. (There are even some people who don't feel pain, which is quite a problematic malady.) And said robot dog could be programmed to interpret its own electrical signals from sensors as pain.

      Science fiction has presented this conundrum for many years with no easy answers. Is Data from Star Trek alive? What about the cylons from Battlestar Galactica? The replicants in Blade Runner? We like to think we're more than "meat puppets", but it's certainly possible a manufactured meat puppet might feel the same way.

      If there's no silicon heaven, "Where would all the calculators go?"

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    42. Re:No comparison by cellocgw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, a robot pet can never learn love, loyalty, hate or other emotions. It can at best closely mimic the behaviour caused by these emotions in real animals.
      I call that irrelevant. Us pet owners anthropomorphize like crazy. Dogs wag their tails and lick our faces to show submission and we interpret it as love. Cats rub up against our legs to mark their ownership and we interpret it as affection.
      And so on. Who cares? The pets are happy and well cared-for, and the owners feel great.
      If a nice soft fuzzy robot can do that, who cares what's inside?
      I'll avoid the analogies to rubber dolls....

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    43. Re:No comparison by ScottyH · · Score: 1

      Prove it.

      Prove you're non-deterministic.

    44. Re:No comparison by blue_adept · · Score: 1

      But I don't feel pain. What I feel is electrochemical signals from neurons that I interpret as pain.

      you feel pain. not the electrochemical signal. The electrochemical signal happens at a cellular level. pain is what you FEEL, it's the conscious perception.

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    45. Re:No comparison by david.given · · Score: 1
      But does your algorithm on some days just not *want* to learn?

      Ask anyone who's dabbled with neural networks or learning algorithms. The answer is, hell yes...

      If you can't mimic those sight and smell accurately, how can you mimic a dog's soul?

      Ah, I thought we'd be using the S-word after a while. The answer to this question is, first define 'soul'.

      I'm not going to bother rehashing all the arguments, because there are other people who do a far better job of it. But fundamentally, it all boils down to whether you want to invoke the supernatural or not.

      If you do, you're saying: 'Why?' 'Because.'

      If you don't, you're saying: 'Why?' 'I don't know. Let's find out.'

      I see you conveniently left humans out of that sentence. Why?

      Because we were talking about dogs, not humans?

    46. Re:No comparison by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      The proof is simply in observation, ie: you won't arrive at the conclusion that dogs or people are deterministic from observation or logic without assuming they are in the first place. The clearest of observable evidence shows that people and dogs (in fact, most living things above the bacterial level) are non-deterministic!

    47. Re:No comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is where the whole problem of perception and conciousness lies.
      Essentially I don't think that awareness/emotion are as simple as we are reducing them to. That is to say simply behavior patterns. I'm not saying they are not reproducible, but I think we will long be able to reproduce patterns that, people living during this time period, would find indistinguishible from 'real' conciousness and emotional behavior, even with sophisticated tests (Turing being a very loose test, obviously), before we crack the true world of experience and being(if ever). Basically we will be able to build machines that will be the same as us in apearance and behavior but not have true conciousness, as we truly experience it. They will ahve simply the rough definition of it.
        And at this point, we would have no way of disproving it was truly feeling/aware as we are, other than perhaps that nagging feeling that merely a pattern of behavior and system capable of reacting with an acceptable social fluidity to sensory input is not enough. This is also more complicted than simply unpredictable emergent behavior.
      When I feel something, or experience something, there is an experience beyond what I would say we are mechnically allowing for in programs and behavior algorythms. Just because something has a behavior to avoid self harm, and it may be represented in a way that appears like 'fear' to us, it's obiviously not 'fear' as we experience it.

    48. Re:No comparison by why-is-it · · Score: 1
      A dog is the only master of its behavior

      It isn't quite as simple as that.

      Dogs are creatures of instinct and some of those instincts are the product of many generations of selective breeding. Some breeds of dogs are good-natured and friendly, some are good hunters, and some are aggressive and violent.

      At some point in their lives, a dog's instincts will over-ride any training they have been given. The effects of this can vary in severity. My family keeps Labrador Retrievers, and they appear to have two fundamental urges: they like to swim, and they like to dig. Now, this behaviour certainly annoys my mother because:

      • the dogs are occasionally compelled to dig in her flower beds
      • The dogs like to go swimming in the semi-stagnant pond on our farm

      but apart from the flowers, nobody gets hurt.

      Contrast this with dogs that have historically been bred to fight. When their instincts take over, the effects typically include disfigurement and death.

      The relevant point is that dogs are not born a tabula rasa. Behavioural conditioning can encourage them to do what we want them to do, but some of their behaviours are hard-wired.

      A dog is not the only master of it's behaviour.

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    49. Re:No comparison by Kehvarl · · Score: 1

      So, what is "felt" is the conscious interpretation of the subconscious decoding of the cellular level signal?

      Like the application's reaction to the operating system's message about the mouse being clicked?

      How is that different?

    50. Re:No comparison by drdewm · · Score: 1

      Agrred wwe need to get over this silly stuff "Right, well you see... we have these... things... called 'souls'. Yeah, I do believe they exist and you should too, otherwise you won't take offense at me telling you that you're mistaken, since you're just a program running automatically :)"

    51. Re:No comparison by garry_g · · Score: 1

      Sure, pets can be a PITA sometimes, but most of the time you just can't beat having them around ...

      And even 10 years down the road, don't tell me somebody will build an artificial pet that can sense grieve or other emotions in its owner ... I know dogs do!

    52. Re:No comparison by Bazzalisk · · Score: 1
      And even 10 years down the road, don't tell me somebody will build an artificial pet that can sense grieve or other emotions in its owner ... I know dogs do!

      Why not? it's just a matter of watching your body-language and scent and pattern matching (afterall, that's what a real dog is doing...).

      Now, I'm not saying that a modern artificial dog is the equal of a biological dog - but there is no reason in theory that one day we shouldn't be able to construct an artificial pet that is every bit as "alive" as any biological organism.

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    53. Re:No comparison by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If there's no silicon heaven, "Where would all the calculators go?"

      For is it not written in the Electronic Bible, "The iron shall lie down with the lamp"?

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    54. Re:No comparison by blue_adept · · Score: 1

      "how is that different?" well, the dog can feel pain, the OS can't, that's how it's different. How it is that I (and presumably you and the dog) experience the sensation of pain is unknown. How to replicate that sensation in a non-neural substrate is unknown. But that doesn't mean that the sensation doesn't exist at all, or that it exists everywhere/anywhere we choose to label it as existing.

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    55. Re:No comparison by sharkdba · · Score: 1

      What makes it less real than an organic dog?

      Life energy.

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    56. Re:No comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A robot pet will never even compare to a real pet. What you get from a real pet (if you treat them right) is unconditional love. A pet cat, snuggling up to you at night and purring and licking your forehead to show affection is a brilliant feeling - a metal toy rubbing against you every so often and playing purring noises would be annoying.

      The best part about a real pet is that you have to *earn* this love, especially with cats. No matter how clever a robot pet is, it would always feel fake.

      This article is essentially the same as saying "a robot child is nearly as good as a real child". I.e. utter BS.

      The only people who a robot pet would be good for is those who have never experienced real pets, and who through circumstances can't own a real pet.

    57. Re:No comparison by garry_g · · Score: 1

      ... yeah, but will it be jealous if you talk on the phone? ;)

    58. Re:No comparison by HiThere · · Score: 1

      It actually is quite different. You manipulate it with different logical operations, and their physical analogs. It's like the difference between a transistor junction and a half-adder.

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    59. Re:No comparison by Quino · · Score: 1

      This question of whether AI is possible in any real sense is pretty subtle IMHO. I think we as technologists do tend to look at the human mind as a computer or as a machine, which then implies that all we need is a fast enough processor in our PC and the correct software and we'd have human sentience.

      The problem is that much of what we take for granted as intelligence, and all of what we perceive aesthetically, emotionally (colors, feelings, etc.) appear to be 100% biological. In other words, fear, love, etc. (as we experience them) are meaningless outside of our biological setting.

      So we might be able to build a machine that mimics all of these human characteristics, but it still wouldn't actually understand fear or love as we do. Same for these robotic dogs.

      However, the question here isn't whether the dogs are really glad to see you like a flesh and blood dog would -- I think the question is how well they can mimic and ape these behaviors and how well they can fool us when we interact with them. Sort of like a turing test for dogs I suppose, and it really doesn't seem so far fetched to me.

      I did want to say that to me, at any rate, the human mind is more complicated than a PC with the correct software -- it's hard to separate the biological part of our conscious mind. We might not achieve AI (in the pure sense of the phrase, not in the "your car has AI in the breaks" abusive sense of the phrase) until we can predict human behaviour by modeling the physics of the chemical interactions in our brains (that is, not for a long time -- maybe even never since we may never fully understand our own minds).

    60. Re:No comparison by the+roAm · · Score: 1

      mmm...no...its not arguable...computers are not the same type of difference engine that our brains are...computers cannot be abstract without external influence...

      the brain can think, can create, can visualize...computers can only interpret and calculate

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    61. Re:No comparison by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      To have emotions you have to create a biological need but that does not mean you need to be organic. Such a machine should be able to understand fear, love, hope, despair, etc just as we do. Is it ever going to be identical to humans? Probably not but for that matter is my feelings of pain and love identical to yours or different? I'd say that while similar such feelings are very individual and are never exactly the same between two of us. So it is with bots with emotional systems.

      By giving the AI a few simple rules it'll figure out the rest if it's designed properly. A simple system might define pain as a bad thing and pleasure as a good thing and give a few rules by which the system can influence these two traits. If the system is a learning system it can learn more complex needs from it's enviroment and feedback from humans or even animals or other bots. I'd define these more complex needs as emotions. You learn that A gives you pleasure so that the fear of lossing A gives you pain. You're not actually experiencing pain but the memory of pain sends out pain-like signals because you fear lose. Things like that. Not really that complex as it mostly builds chains of concepts off one another such that they interact with the basic feedback of wanting pleasure and avoiding pain.

      I tend to think of modeling the exact physics and chemistry of a brain as sort of the brute force method to AI. Neural nets make an effort at that with varying degress of success. More important is to understand how we ourselves feel and think. If we understand our own behaviors we can formalize rules to those behaviors. If you can make formalized rules for something then you can put it into a computer.

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    62. Re:No comparison by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      A real dog is a complex biological system with biochemical mechanisms in its brain programmed to reflect emotions such as happiness and sadness when certain biochemical processes are triggered indirectly through outside stimulus.

      A robot dog is a system of mechanical parts running an electronic logic system designed to reflect emotions such as happiness and sadness when certain internal program processes are triggered through outside stimulus.

    63. Re:No comparison by Danathar · · Score: 1

      "A brain is nothing but a computer and emotions are nothing but a function of the mind"

      You have a rather simplistic view that many people in cognitive science and artificial intelligence disagree with. Compute-rs are linear mathematic systems based on logic. There is NO evidence thus far to support that the brain in any way approximates this type of processing other than the fact that neurons fire on and off.

      Peter Lynds theorizes that subjective conception of a progressive present moment in time and that of conscious awareness are actually one and the same thing and may be the result neuronal induced nonconscious cognitive manipulation.

      http://cogprints.org/3125/

      yea yea....I hear ya saying "sounds like a load of crap". Read the paper carefully.

    64. Re:No comparison by Buskaatt · · Score: 1
      But does your algorithm on some days just not *want* to learn?

      Ask anyone who's dabbled with neural networks or learning algorithms. The answer is, hell yes...


      And how complex have those networks gotten?

      If you can't mimic those sight and smell accurately, how can you mimic a dog's soul?

      Ah, I thought we'd be using the S-word after a while. The answer to this question is, first define 'soul'.


      I summed it up below but I'll do it again:

      ... but I guarantee they wouldn't be the same without the life experience to ...


      Because we were talking about dogs, not humans?

      Poing being one could argue that we're all made of "symbolic processing elements." If accurate robot dogs are so simple (just toss together a neural net, some symbolic processing elements. Sprinkle liberally with learning algorithms and bake at 350 for an hour), why haven't we made a robotic human that's useful yet?

      Having not read the article, (no surprise) I have no idea what excuse they have for a dog they created. Can it fight? Can it f*ck? Can it guard you (but not your annoying cousin)? How long would it live 5 miles from any civilization before it tipped over in a ditch and just pumped it legs in the air til the batteries ran out?
    65. Re:No comparison by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      I've studied such things for years and my experience is most of those people haven't the foggiest idea what they're talking about in practical terms. Yes the brain is complex but that doesn't mean you can't implement the same functionality with a different method. Reverse engineering the biochemistry and physics involved is interesting but besides the point. If you can achieve the same functionality without emulating the native enviroment it'll probably run faster than in emulation. Computers are currently very different in design than a brain so emulation is a very slow method of implementation.

      Computers are linear but all that they do doesn't have to be linear. Games, networking, etc can be very non-linear but can be processed by a computer. They can sit around examining their own navel lint and saying whatever they want but at the same time I'm out there making programs that do what they claim isn't possible. So I don't think very much of their claims.

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    66. Re:No comparison by ScottyH · · Score: 1

      um...you didn't actually say anything there. You just repeated your belief.

    67. Re:No comparison by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      How was I supposed to know you would say that?

      I didn't restate my belief, I pointed to obvious evidence. Go out some time and look at other people. Can you predict (without knowing them, just what they are doing) what they will do? Hasn't anyone you know ever done something that you couldn't forsee? That's my "clearest observable evidence".

    68. Re:No comparison by ScottyH · · Score: 1

      Just because I am not capable of foreseeing other's actions, it doesn't mean that it isn't possible. There is a multitude of variables that would constitute the making of a decision. Maybe too many to even conceivably observe, but people's decisions are rooted in experience, and maybe a touch of hard-wired "personality". Every decision must have some basis, and I believe that it is possible to observe the source. If you can observe the source, and observe changes to the experience that shape the source, then you have all the information you need to read someone's future. I guess I take the position regarding humans as meat machines, potentially predictable as long as you know what makes them tick...it's an easy position to adopt when you're a computer scientist. ;)

    69. Re:No comparison by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      So can I count that post as admitting that you take your "meat machine" position as a matter of faith? 'Cause you haven't offered up any proof for it.

      You claim that just because you haven't been able to predict people's actions doesn't mean it isn't possible. If it is possible (meat machine hypothesis), then why hasn't anyone been able to do it? Nobody has ever reliably (to a scientific degree of accuracy and reliability) been able to predict all the actions of any number of people.

      I can't prove that we're non-deterministic except by using my eyes and ears, but I've never seen anyone prove the counterpoint.

      Please let this be a lesson to you: Don't demand that people disprove assertions you can't prove. I posited that I/you/everyone else are non-deterministic based on the evidence of my eyes and ears. You countered with your faith that we are all meat machines. Eyes and ears trump faith.

  2. Maybe not "as good as" but they definitely help. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    After all, look at how much comfort and companionship a child can get from a simple teddy bear. Same concept, your imagination will create a personality for your little friend if necessary.

  3. why wonder, did you not have a teddybear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    why should this effect not be understandable? when we were kids, we had plush-friends that helped us e.g. falling asleep. now having a moving, mechanic sounding fluffy battery-powered friend, that only seems to express the ongoing of industrialisation / techdom.
    i really don't wonder =)

    1. Re:why wonder, did you not have a teddybear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      some girls have a moving, mechanic sounding battery-powered friend...helps them relax I hear

    2. Re:why wonder, did you not have a teddybear? by Verteiron · · Score: 1

      I have to say that "Teddy" from the movie AI was a very appealing use of robotics. I look forward to the day that in addition to traditional pets, one can also choose from an assortment of muppet-like, semi-intelligent beasties that can also help keep your kid out of trouble...

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  4. My Pet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    No robot can ever replace my pet rock!

    1. Re:My Pet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      just remove the batteries, and you'll see your robot pet is just as good :)

    2. Re:My Pet by srikantux · · Score: 1

      No robot can ever replace my pet cock!!

  5. What do I dream of? by ShadowMarth · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder how much an electric sheep would cost...

    1. Re:What do I dream of? by iBod · · Score: 1

      >> I wonder how much an electric sheep would cost...

      Only slightly more than a wind-up one!

    2. Re:What do I dream of? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cost? It's free, and one of the trippiest screensavers I've ever seen.
      http://electricsheep.org/

    3. Re:What do I dream of? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but you know as soon as you got a real one, that bitch would throw it right off the roof.

    4. Re:What do I dream of? by carlmenezes · · Score: 1

      Are you the guy Philip K Dick wrote about? :)

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  6. Re:Maybe not "as good as" but they definitely help by MikeFM · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Good point, I wonder how a non-intelligent psuedo-pet compares to a more intelligent model so far as the benefits on the human psyche. Anything we associate with comfort and stability I imagine would have a strong bond with how we react to them.

    For example a favorite pair of jeans or any similar item. We're not even associating them with a living being but we still tend to personify them and cling to them as something we'd miss even if we replaced them with an identical item.

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  7. Robot dog or entertainment center? You pick ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And what happens when you give the patients brand new 60" LCD TVs instead? Is it really pets, or just the novelty of new toys?

  8. When the novelty is gone by Linus+Sixpack · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A cool new thing might make sick and old people less bored. They are people after all. A new robot would make my day!

    What happens when every institurion has its IBO? Will they be as interesting as a dog when the novelty runs out? I don't think so.

    I'd really worry about a fleet of 'entertainment' robots looking after our sick and aged. Seems like a classic setting for a robot uprising story.

    ls

    1. Re:When the novelty is gone by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1
      Seems like a classic setting for a robot uprising story.

      Seems like a classic opportunity for an "I, for one, welcome..." post on Slashdot.

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    2. Re:When the novelty is gone by bmo · · Score: 1

      If you click on the "History" link, you're brought to a japanese web page...and it looks like a lot of people (relatives) are visiting. If you visited your gramma in the rest home, don't you think she'd be happy?

      Just a thought.

      You, yes YOU, who are feeling guilty reading this...go visit your gramma.

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    3. Re:When the novelty is gone by JanneM · · Score: 1

      If you click on the "History" link, you're brought to a japanese web page...and it looks like a lot of people (relatives) are visiting. If you visited your gramma in the rest home, don't you think she'd be happy?

      A lot of Japanese today have moved into the major metropolitan areas (Tokyo, Osaka, Yokohama) since that's where the jobs are, while the older relatives stay behind in the home villages. And when you have a full-time job and live several hundred kilometers away, you can probably visit no more than a few times per year. I'm sure they are happy for those visits, but then there's some 360 days left in the year without them.

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    4. Re:When the novelty is gone by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome the classic opportunity.

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    5. Re:When the novelty is gone by vertinox · · Score: 1

      I'd really worry about a fleet of 'entertainment' robots looking after our sick and aged. Seems like a classic setting for a robot uprising story.

      Not if Grandma buys Old Glory Robot Insurance!

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  9. A robot cat would be easy by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 2, Interesting
    No trainability whatsoever, and responds to four primal instincts: Sleep. Eat. Kill. Hump. In the case of male cats you can add Fight.

    Seriously, I love cats, but contrary to popular belief, they are the LEAST "spiritual" animals I know.

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    1. Re:A robot cat would be easy by DeveloperAdvantage · · Score: 1

      I suppose now you will get bombarded with stories to the contrary...so let me be the first.

      One of the cats we have now is the most social I have ever seen. When at home he will actually follow me around from room to room and curl up by my feet while I'm on the computer. He does not just do this for the first few minutes each day, but does it consistently all morning and afternoon. He is the first cat I have seen with such a strong desire to be social with people. He also listens to very rudimentary commands, but, other than the occasional meow, has not yet started talking back.

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    2. Re:A robot cat would be easy by peginald · · Score: 2, Funny

      A robot cat would also have to be able to detect those with a deep seated fear of cats and then dig their claws into them.

    3. Re:A robot cat would be easy by Liam+Slider · · Score: 1

      You are obviously someone who doesn't own cats.

    4. Re:A robot cat would be easy by dlc3007 · · Score: 1

      At least they don't own female cats. I'd be happy to send you a recording of the noises my "girls" make at 2:00am while fighting, but it wouldn't have the same effect that it does during rem sleep.

      Now, I'm going to get more coffee.

    5. Re:A robot cat would be easy by spot35 · · Score: 2, Informative
  10. Same Mentality by mercedo · · Score: 1

    Yes. Just the same. Owners show the same mentality here.

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  11. Real animal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I do understand that not all can have a real animal.. but.. for the rest of you, theres alot of loney pets in diffrent shelters around your country, why not save one? I did, and I cant understand how attached I got to the little one, his now a part of the family. Amazing experience as I never had any animals before, and they dont require alot of maintainance either.. easyer then keeping a flower alive, as pets complain when they need food/water.. :-)

    1. Re:Real animal by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 1

      WEll, plants complain too! They just do it by turning brown.

    2. Re:Real animal by MvD_Moscow · · Score: 1
      Agreed!

      I understand getting a robotic pet for geek purposes, trying to hack it and see what it can do, but why would you want a robot dog/cat as a real pet? I mean it's not like you can't spot the difference between the real thing and the bot. Sure in the future, there might be no visible difference, but NOW?

    3. Re:Real animal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're damn right about that. A robot pet in no way is as good as a real pet. One of our dogs is a rescue. He's grateful for being given a home and I know it. A robot is just a mechanism. You might as well pet your TV. It seems this country is headed fast to a total throw away society. The rescue groups I work with help find homes for dogs that people throw away because the need extra care or they're not 'cute' anymore. We treat our animals that badly, how long till you are throw -away because you have extra needs?

  12. of course by Janek+Kozicki · · Score: 3, Interesting

    of course robot pets will work, just like teddy bear works. And is much cheaper.

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    1. Re:of course by Flaming+Babies · · Score: 1

      Why not combine the two...?

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  13. Drinking Bird by giafly · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I once owned a drinking bird, but I can't say I noticed any health benefits from my robot pet.

    I prefer plants instead as they are easy to care for and bring real health benefits.

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  14. Animal Assisted Therapy by sczimme · · Score: 3, Insightful


    But there are some places where they can't live, such as nursing homes. So can a robot pet provoke the same reactions?

    Not to nitpick, but this is not always true. I have an elderly relative in a nursing home, and the home itself has a canine companion. (However, I can see how it would be difficult/impossible for individual residents to have pets.)

    Second, the effects of Animal Assisted Therapy are well known. It makes sense that a replicant (like the Aibo) that offers a subset of relevant canine functionality could offer a subset of the health benefits as well.

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    1. Re:Animal Assisted Therapy by Mark+J+Tilford · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't an Aibo be an automaton instead of a replicant?

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    2. Re:Animal Assisted Therapy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I worked in a local nursing home, they were part of some initiative to make nursing homes more 'homelike', and a big part of that was more animals. They had an aviary, a couple of bunnies, two cats (one was a resident's personal pet, the other was a 'group' pet), two dogs (who were consigned to a life outdoors, sadly), and innumerable parakeets (damn filthy birds)... some residents had two, some had just one. Of course, this created a nightmare for the housekeeping staff, of which I was one, but overall i think the residents enjoyed the animals. So no, it's not impossible to have 'real' animals in a nursing home, or for residents to have individual pets.

    3. Re:Animal Assisted Therapy by wcrowe · · Score: 1

      Second, the effects of Animal Assisted Therapy [google.com] are well known. It makes sense that a replicant (like the Aibo) that offers a subset of relevant canine functionality could offer a subset of the health benefits as well.

      I agree. I have a therapy dog. We visit hospitals once or twice per month. The therapists insist that the effect we have on patients is sometimes amazing and long-lasting. Naturally, I would have a preference for a real animal, but I see no reason why a robotic pet wouldn't provide some of the same benefits.

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  15. careful, that aibo has DRM! by omegashenron · · Score: 2, Funny

    in the future, sony's aibo will spy on it's owners for playing copied DVD's and CD's... it will then use it's wifi to connect to your access point and let it's evil master sony know what you are doing... but really, who has $2k to blow on some pice of crap, robosapien kicks ass anyday!

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    1. Re:careful, that aibo has DRM! by stunt_penguin · · Score: 1

      Dammit dude, you may not be too far off the mark there. Someone mod this guy insightful/scary :o)

      *applies tinfoil hat to aibo*

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  16. obl. by someguyfromdenmark · · Score: 1, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our robotic canine overlords

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  17. Mental Commit Robot For Psychological Enrichment by Max+Threshold · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Seal Type Mental Commit Robot Paro"

    That's exactly what I would have called it. Yep...

    Play with it long enough, and you get committed.

  18. Now the elderly can club baby seals by blank_vlad · · Score: 1
    From http://paro.jp/english/function.html:
    Paro has five kinds of sensors: tactile, light, audition, temperature, and posture sensors, with which it can perceive people and its environment. With the light sensor, Paro can recognize light and dark. He feels being stroked and beaten by tactile sensor, or being held by the posture sensor. Paro can also recognize the direction of voice and words such as its name, greetings, and praise with its audio sensor.
    I'm really looking forward to nursing home life now...
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  19. This question was posed back in 1973... by sticks_us · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...by woody allen (in Sleeper)

    "...and after you've moved into your permanent home, you'll enjoy mechanized servants. Until then, you can have a computerized dog."

    [rags the robot dog, in computer voice] Woof. Woof. Woof. Hello, I'm Rags.

    [woody allen] Is he housebroken, or will he be leaving little batteries all over the floor?

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    1. Re:This question was posed back in 1973... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No way could futurama exist without sleeper.

  20. Can it catch a frisbee? by cherokee158 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have yet to see a robot dog that can follow my kid down the stairs, eating every single potato chip he drops.

    Why spend hundreds of dollars on a anthropomorphic toaster by Sony with a crap warranty when you can own a miracle of millions of years of evolution that will last up to 15 years for next to nothing?

    1. Re:Can it catch a frisbee? by imrec · · Score: 0

      "last up to 15 years for next to nothing?"

      Assuming minimum 1 turd/day
      100$/yr Maintenance (vet bills)
      2$-10$/wk Food (dog dependent)

      $1500 in Bills
      2*52*15 = $1560 in food
      1 turd/day * 365 day/yr * 15 yr = 5475 smelly ass turds.

      Picking up every single one? (unless, of course, you've got some land)

      Anyone?

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    2. Re:Can it catch a frisbee? by lisaparratt · · Score: 1

      You forgot the few thousand years of genetic manipulation by human breeders.

      Let's face it, a real dog is hardly the most natural of beasts in the first place.

    3. Re:Can it catch a frisbee? by edoug · · Score: 1

      That's why iRobot is making the "Booma-Roomba Pet Edition!" It's even shaped like a frisbee: throw it and it comes back to you in addition to vaccuming and obeying commands.

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    4. Re:Can it catch a frisbee? by gadlaw · · Score: 1

      Don't forget barf up or the always popular dog with the runs. Or piddle. So that would be rug cleaning to add to the cost.

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  21. Well, duh! by MoThugz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    They don't get sick, thus don't have vet fees amounting to hundreds a year (if not thousands). They don't pee, they don't shit. They don't cause lawsuits from the paper boy who just got his gonads chewed. And you can silent a yapping robot pet by taking out its batteries and not get the SPCA on your ass.

    So hell yeah... robot pets are definitely better than those damn pesky biological ones!

    1. Re:Well, duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An empty toilet paper tube has all the "advantages" over a real pet you listed.

      It also is free, easily replaced, doesn't take batteries or any power source, and makes a good toy telescope.

      Hell yeah, a toilet paper tube is way better as a pet than those pesky electronic ones.

    2. Re:Well, duh! by iBod · · Score: 1

      Sure!

      Other 'advantages' include...

      They don't give you affection, or warmth, or interaction, or any meaningful eye contact.

      They don't bark, mew or squeek at you in an upredictable way.

      They don't display odd moods, bouts of energy or lethargy, or sudden bursts of totally mad sillyness, like most real animals do.

      They don't form relationships with each other, or breed.

      Maybe all of these things could be simulated, but it doesn't matter. If you have any empathy with living creatures at all, then you could see the yawning chasm of difference.

      Perhaps you'd like to take a Stepford Wife!

    3. Re:Well, duh! by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

      They don't get sick, thus don't have vet fees amounting to hundreds a year (if not thousands). They don't pee, they don't shit. They don't cause lawsuits from the paper boy who just got his gonads chewed. And you can silent a yapping robot pet by taking out its batteries and not get the SPCA on your ass.

      So hell yeah... robot pets are definitely better than those damn pesky biological ones!


      They don't get bitchy, thus don't have dinner and theatre events amounting to thousands of dollars a year. They don't whine, they don't cry. They don't sue you for half of all you own when you leave them. And you can silence a robot girlfriend by taking out its batteries and not get the cops on your ass.

      So hell yeah... robot girlfriends are definitely better than those damn pesky biological ones!

      How asinine could that possibly sound?

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    4. Re:Well, duh! by Bob3141592 · · Score: 1

      They don't cause lawsuits from the paper boy who just got his gonads chewed.

      Of course not, thanks to the three laws.

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  22. Blue Screen of Death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How much stress relief is your robot pet going to give you when he gets the blue screen of death?

    At one time, a toy store had a clearance sale on those Virtual Pets, those things with the little LCD screen you hang around your neck, and feed and take care of, for like $1 a piece. Cut little pixelated pandabear. I was like, whoa!, awesome bargain, I figured I could give them to little kids I saw and brighten their day. I bought 20 of them. Came with battery and everything, all you had to do was pull out a little piece of paper to make battery contact and the thing was off and running.

    Let me tell you, those were the most ***!^@^#$^#$ annoying things in the world. Even though they had a clock built in, they had no concept of time. Would beep at you constantly, at random, 3 hours, here, there everywhere, all through the night. You wanted to smash the !@@##$$% hell out of them, and this was just with one running.

    People are going to feel the same about robot pets. Like shut the @#$%%^ up, you piece of #$%%^^. Its absolutely a braindead idea. Geeks are such incredibly brilliant morons who are long short on common sense, and this is just another example.

    Computers and people are a pain enough in this world. The less you have of both, the more stress free your life is. Notice how stressed out you get when your computer is not running absolutely optimal. Exactly. Or when friends are hitting you up to do something for them or bail them out of some bs? Get rid of them all.

    Robot pets = more junk for the recycle bin

    Robots that do useful but repetitive work over and over with zero maintenance or user input = golden

    My microwave = a beautiful thing
    My honda rebel motorbike, that cranks up everytime = a beautiful thing
    An analog dial thermomenter on my wall, that always words and needs no batteries = a beautiful thing
    The brick that holds up my house via compression, and will last for thousands of years and still work =

    Aluminum, that is an excellent roofing material, because it never rusts (well not technically, but when it does, it makes a ruby hard surface when oxidized that protects it forever)

    Glass, because if not shattered, lasts a million years

    A beautiful thing

    Whats not beautiful:

    Windows computers, that crash and break when you overload them
    Linux computers, that are buggery complicated and obtuse to configure or remember a long line of command line params for (nigh impossible if you are diabetic or hypglycemic), and whos man pages are total garbage
    Mac comptuers, that you have to reboot everytime you pick a new set of extensions, and freeze with a rectangle and a bomb in them.

    All cars, in general, that were never built with any study made by an engineer actually going into a junk yard, and seeing what lasts

    Iron, steel because it rusts and turns to junk
    Wood, because it rots

    Rats, dirt, dust, lint, and spiders, because you always are having to clean up after them (in my computer shop)

    You know, in 20 years in the comptuer business, the only piece of computer hardware I have ever had that has never become obsolete and turned to junk, is the ubiquitous standardized power cord. The POWER CORD! All other computer hardware, even keyboards and mice (switching from AT, to PS2, to USB) have become obsolete and crap. But these power cords, as humble as the are, are the only thing that have resisted obsolecene. Why, because its a !@#$ standsard that should never be changed. When you !@#$ with ANSI, you mess us all over.

    I imagine now that I have posted this, the morons in the computer industry for no other reason are going to switch to different power cords, just to sell us all more power cords cause we have to buy them, because our old ones won't work anymore.

    1. Re:Blue Screen of Death by lisaparratt · · Score: 1

      My honda rebel motorbike, that cranks up everytime = a beautiful thing

      Maybe they're aiming these pets at owners of old Brit bikes?

    2. Re:Blue Screen of Death by fprintf · · Score: 1

      Well, a few years ago my whole company went around to every desktop and replaced all the grey power cords with black ones. (or vice versa) I guess the faulty grey power cords sold for years with electronic equipment were not up to snuff.

      So I guess there *is* a difference in power cords also! :)

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  23. Pfft, robots. by Mister+Impressive · · Score: 1

    Call me when robot pets get realistic tongues and can lick peanut butter off stuff.

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    1. Re:Pfft, robots. by blank_vlad · · Score: 5, Funny
      Call me when robot pets get realistic tongues and can lick peanut butter off stuff.
      Pervert.
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    2. Re:Pfft, robots. by Mister+Impressive · · Score: 1

      Pervert.

      Takes one to know one

      ;)

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  24. Maybe its not only pets... by Saggi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When I come home I turn on my computer. I browse a bit. Read slashdot. Checkup on a few online strategic games to see how things are going, update my website, code a bit...

    All these actions are to make me feel alive. To puzzle with tiny bits in my life. A dog, cat, fish etc. would be the same.

    When I was a child I had an aquarium. I could look at it. I needed to feed the fish. Sometimes I had to clean it up. It usually took several hours but was quite fun. Other times I bought a new fish and put into the tank.

    We also had a dog. It was always happy to see me. It greeted me when I came from school. I hated when it was my turn to go out with it, especially when the weather was bad, but that's a part of life.

    And now I pet my computer. It do make me feel happy. Time goes by. I have something to do.

    Maybe it's not about the pet... maybe it's about having something (slightly) useful to do when we come home from a long day at work. Something relaxing. Something to take our minds away from work and into idle mode... just maybe.

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    1. Re:Maybe its not only pets... by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      And now I pet my computer.

      It doesn't happen to be a Commodore model of 1970's vintage, does it?

  25. emphatically yes! by jeffehobbs · · Score: 1


    Why, I still am rewarded with bleated beeps of love and affection from my faithful Petster each and every day! ...I just hope Duracell continues to produce "C" cell batteries.

    ~jeff

  26. yeah right by PerlDudeXL · · Score: 1

    I robot pet could never replace my cats. Never.

  27. Look on the bright side dude! by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A robot dog is a pile of parts running a program.

    At least you won't feel guilty about vivisecting your robot dog... and it is alot less messy.

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    1. Re:Look on the bright side dude! by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      I guess it's time to start PETR (People for the Ethical Treatment of Robots).

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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  28. Re:Mental Commit Robot For Psychological Enrichmen by Ours · · Score: 1

    Sounds like the average "big robot defender" type of anime.
    Substitute the troubled teenage pilot with a dog and you'r off.

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    "You superiour intellect is no match for our puny weapons" - The Simpsons
  29. Hump? by brunes69 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have never seen a fixed cat hump anything.

    And you forgot three important ones - play, purr, and cuddle. No dog is as cute as a playing cat. And my cats would be on anti-depressants if they didn't get to cuddle with someone at least once a day.

    1. Re:Hump? by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1
      There's an interesting point here. Domestic cats are stuck in a kind of kitten mentality because they have been taken away from their mothers and raised by humans from an early age, which is where the playing, purring and cuddling comes from.

      The purring seems to be an instinct sparked by physical proximity more than contentment: any vet will tell you that an injured cat in severe pain will still purr, and purring doesn't necessarily indicate the cat is comfortable.

      They're amazingly "well designed" animals compared to us monkeys though - I suspect cats could take over the world if they wanted to, but they just can't be arsed.

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    2. Re:Hump? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Domestic cats are stuck in a kind of kitten mentality because they have been taken away from their mothers and raised by humans from an early age, which is where the playing, purring and cuddling comes from.

      Come on, you're just pulling stuff out your ass. You have no idea what you are talking about because grown cats in the wild play, purr, and cuddle also. Lions, tigers, they all do it Mr. Smartass.

    3. Re:Hump? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      I suspect if they took over the world, they would just be concerned with fashion and talking like James Brown.

    4. Re:Hump? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No dog is as cute as a playing cat.


      You've not seen my Newfoundland.

      The other reason that dogs rule over cats is that your pet cat will watch you get your brains bashed out by an intruder while cleaning itself. Your dog, no matter how small will more than likely be trying to take that bastard out as it's a pack animal. There was a case not too long ago where evidence at a murder scene suggested that a twenty pound terrier was attempting to defend the household (and the people within) and took three rounds in doing so. I've seen a dorky playful lab get damned serious as soon as the vibe from the owner changed in relation to somebody he was talking to. The cat will be more concerned about no more food bowl refills after you're gone.

  30. Kittens! ^_^ by lisaparratt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wake me up when they build a cuddly robotic kitten, that will ride around on my shoulder being cute at people for the rest of eternity!

    1. Re:Kittens! ^_^ by lisaparratt · · Score: 1

      I vaguely remember a tale of a housebreaker entering a single womans house, and going into her bedroom, where her cat was sleeping on the bed. IIRC, it quickly woke up, launched itself into the attackers face, and scratched his eyes out.

      Possibly urban myth, but still a reason why it's stupid to underestimate cats. OTOH, someone probably has to be stupid to be break into a house, but...

    2. Re:Kittens! ^_^ by cojerk · · Score: 1

      While I can't see all cats doing that, I can believe that story.

      My cat becomes very confrontational when I have guests over (almost to a fault). Instead of hiding as you would expect a cat to do, it becomes pissed off and starts growling and launching itself at the feet of said guests. Two minutes after they leave it's back to its happy normal self. I couldn't tell you if it would assault someone as bad as you described though.

      I've heard of animals being very territorial, but sheesh. That's a little ridiculous.

    3. Re:Kittens! ^_^ by lisaparratt · · Score: 1

      Oh, and now I've seen Fur Real Friends, they'd better be a lot better than them, too >_

  31. Of Course by poeidon1 · · Score: 1

    You can hit them, break them and throw them and they won't complain which is not possible with living pets,Living pets make you feel human and make you care about them.

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  32. Next headline by Ph33r+th3+g(O)at · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Realdoll (not safe for work) just as good as real woman.

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  33. Re:um, dr. dr. ? by ettlz · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a robotic pet!"

    "Yes, yes, calm down. Aibo-leive you."

  34. Re:Maybe not "as good as" but they definitely help by CaptainFork · · Score: 0

    When I come home I get turned on by my computer. I browse a bit. Read slashdot. Checkup on a few online strategic games to see how things are going, update my website, code a bit... All these actions are to make me feel alive. To puzzle with tiny bits in my life. A dog, cat, fish etc. would be the same. When I was a child I had an aquarium. I could look at it. I needed to feed the fish. Sometimes I had to clean it up. It usually took several hours but was quite fun. Other times I bought a new fish and put into the tank. We also had a dog. It was always happy to see me. It greeted me when I came from school. I hated when it was my turn to go out with it, especially when the weather was bad, but that's a part of life. And now I pet my computer. It do make me feel happy. Time goes by. I have something to do. Maybe it's not about the pet... maybe it's about having something (slightly) useful to do when we come home from a long day at work. Something relaxing. Something to take our minds away from work and into idle mode... just maybe.

  35. Double doctor? by slackah · · Score: 1

    Dr. Dr. :>

    1. Re:Double doctor? by the+chao+goes+mu · · Score: 1

      So you know you can trust him. After all, he's a double doctor.

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  36. Latest electronic rock from my gov (alleged) by bobamu · · Score: 1

    You could replace it with a spy rock And you'd never need feel alone again

  37. I've always wanted a Dalek by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

    I hope I can get it in my apartment without the landlord seeing it. We aren't allowed to have pets, but the girl that lives next door has a goldfish, so wtf? I can just see me and my Dalek going out jogging through the park with the rest of the pet owners on a saturday morning. Seeing that cuddly Dalek with a big smile on it's face not knowing which poodle to exterminate first is just sheer joy I tell you. We live joyous lives through our pets.

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  38. There are 11 types of AI researchers by ettlz · · Score: 2, Funny

    From the PARO Q&A section:

    Q: How did Paro get its name?
    A: There are three reasons.
    (1) Paro comes from Personal Robot
    (2) "Pa", an explosive sound that is easy to remember

    Ai-ai-ai!

  39. You can't replace a pet's personality and looks by digitaldc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Something that will never be duplicated by a robot is a pet's personality and individual look.

    Most all these robots look and act the same, its fun for a week and then it is just another gadget.

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    He who knows best knows how little he knows. - Thomas Jefferson
    1. Re:You can't replace a pet's personality and looks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe now that is more or less true. But's it's quite possible to program AI into the robot that will use a random number geberator or stimuli from the environment to create a completely individual AI personality for each individual robot. Of course it's also possible to create hundreds of different looking physical variations. In fact I think I remember seeing furbies with fur of all different colours and markings.

  40. Do only blithering fuckheads have mod points now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly, bringing up the RealDoll is a valid parallel. How is this flamebait? The moderation in this joint get more dumbass every day.

  41. An old cliche... by In+Fraudem+Legis · · Score: 1

    Robots need love too, you know.

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    Per Aspera Ad Astra.
  42. "Here we go Steelers!" - Parrot by digitaldc · · Score: 1

    http://www.steelersfever.com/video/agpsc.wmv

    Try getting your pet robot to do that! LOL

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    He who knows best knows how little he knows. - Thomas Jefferson
  43. What about pet rocks? by Oldsmobile · · Score: 1

    Are pet rocks as good as live pets too?

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  44. Robots?! No way! by Kranfer · · Score: 0

    So Robot pets eh? I personally own 4 parrots. Now, how on God's green Earth is a Robot supposed to mimic the antics I see on a daily basis that I see in my birds? Now, the birds honking, screaming, talking, coming up with their own sentences, being fluffy, playing in water and stealing my food... can't be replaced by a metal pet that attempts to honk and learn to talk like my birds... I mean, how could I give up a pet that tells ME to goto sleep every night for a robot?!

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    -- Josh
    "Whoopie! Man, that may have been a small one for Neil, but that's a long one for me!" - Pete Conrad
  45. Sounds like by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    It sounds as though they are basically saying that a fake dog is a poor substitute for a real dog. Not much surprise there.

    There is something about the relationship between human and dog that cannot quite be replicated artificially. It is a real two-way relationship: we are accepted into our dogs' homes just as much as they are accepted into ours. It's simply not possible to feel the same way about a piece of machinery, however pretty you try to make it. Artificial intelligence to date still looks very artificial; it's not so much that smart programs are passing the Turing test, but dumb humans are failing it.

    Just the other night, I was lying in bed with my pit ..... er ..... Staffordshire Bull Terrier Crossbreed lying alongside me. Her powerful, muscular jaws, packed with razor sharp teeth, were just millimetres from my face. Yet at no time did I feel any cause to be afraid. Not because she was programmed not to harm me, like some robot, but because she had chosen not to harm me. That was a great feeling, but it also made me aware of my own responsibilities to her. As she drifted off to sleep, her legs began to twitch and she gave out a few little high-pitched barks; no doubt she was dreaming her wolf-dreams, running with the pack. And with the light of dawn, she would lick me awake.

    No machine is ever going to replace that.

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    1. Re:Sounds like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ****And with the light of dawn, she would lick me awake.***

      Please! I am trying to eat my breakfast!

  46. Re:Do only blithering ... have mod points no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Honestly, bringing up the RealDoll is a valid parallel. How is this flamebait?"

    I suspect that it was the "just as good as a real woman" crack.

    If you'd said, "Will they be telling us that the RealDoll is just as good as a spouse next?" then it might have been funny.

    It's also worth noting that RealDolls come in both male and female versions. Talking about just the female version is a bit flamebaitish in and of itself. Maybe you just happened on the day that one of the female readers of /. had mod points and a lack of sufferance.

    If your intent was to make a joke, then you need to let the readers in on your intent more.

    If you were trying to make a statement...I still don't know what it was. Maybe some context? You know, at least include the statement that you are trying to make?

    Try reading /. at -1 some time. You will see a bunch of posts like yours. Only those posts are not made in jest.

  47. Who's fault by areve · · Score: 1

    If my robot catches a virus and bites the kid next door, does it get put down or do we blame Microsoft? As soon as computers are given mobility security really does become an issue. What if someone hacks your robodog to try and kill you. "Hi my name's Chucky, wanna play?"

  48. Misleading title by nwbvt · · Score: 1

    The argument is that robot pets can generate some of the same responses as real pets, just at a much smaller degree. No one is arguing they are "Almost as Good as" real pets.

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    Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
  49. A lot of people here just don't get it by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 3, Informative
    This is not supposed to be a replacement for your dog/cat/baby seal (to cute!) but as a substitute for people who can't have a real one.

    That "pets" fake or real are good for you is without debate. From a teddy bear to a dog they make us feel secure and give us something to care for. Yet in a way these pets are still a replacement, you don't give a toddler a real pet to take off so you give them a teddy bear instead. If you cannot or do not want to have kids a dog can be used as a replacement.

    So why is it stupid to use more robotic teddy bears for older people who need something that reacts. Sure there are well established projects that bring real pets into the lives of the sick or the elderely but this is still out of reach of some people.

    Allergies are the simplest reason. What if the patient simply can handle real animals. Should they live in complete isolation?

    What if a patient is mentally incapable of dealing with a real pet. A patient prone to uncontrolled rage or just uncontrolled movement in general would be hell on the pets. A robot doesn't mind being flung across a room or being severly beaten.

    And what of the other way around? Pets bite. Do you really want a bleeder to be around a real bet wich bites and scratches?

    I also seen some experiments where mentally disabled people dealt with robots better then with humans. A robot is never moody never changes it pattern. I forgot the name but one mental handicap makes it very hard for its sufferers to deal with emotion in other people. A robot cat would always react exactly the same making interaction a lot easier for them.

    I see this as a very nice tech solution to a problem with no bad side effects. No real dogs and cats won't be replaced for those who can take proper care of them. Yet for those who can't because it would be bad for the human or the pet this provides an alternative.

    On the other hand, we should not see this as an excuse to deny people real pets. Why exactly do a lot of homes for the elderly deny them their pets? Oh sure I know the reasons, they just don't seem very good ones. Then again I never vote for the guy offering the biggest taxcut.

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    You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

    1. Re:A lot of people here just don't get it by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      I forgot the name but one mental handicap makes it very hard for its sufferers to deal with emotion in other people. A robot cat would always react exactly the same making interaction a lot easier for them.

      Were you thinking of autism? Autism is well known for its "sufferers" (how much you suffer depends on your level of it. It's been theorized that autism is the diseased end of a spectrum) having very little social skills.

  50. Robo Pets- Wave of the Future by gadlaw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Japan has it right with this. Their robotic technology is getting better all the time and robo pets are developing among a population which seems to be willing to accept them. If only for the mental health benefits this can only be seen as a plus. Companionship without the moral responsibility at least for those who are otherwise unable to take care of a pet any longer because of age or infirmity. People who are otherwise unable to maintain relationships for other reasons because of mental or development problems are another group this can actually benefit. There is a human need for companionship and interaction and this sort of thing seems to be a good evolution toward fulfilling that need.

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    1. Re:Robo Pets- Wave of the Future by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Japan has it right with this.

      I'm still waiting for the day they release a working persocom.

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      "I am the king of the Romans, and am superior to rules of grammar!"
      -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
  51. not to mention by jaimz22 · · Score: 1

    not to mention, they don't poop on the floor and eat your shoes!

  52. The real question... by Furry+Bastard · · Score: 1

    The real question we have to ask is can they make robotic puppies as cute as these?

  53. My SEGA iDog by Centurix · · Score: 1

    Is currently flashing its LED's furiously to the sound of Orbital. It clearly has good taste.

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  54. So do most toys by 4Dmonkey · · Score: 1

    Looks like a sponsered study by Sony. ;-)

    They should have considered a control group with some other _interactive_ toy along with a group with a robot pet. I guess the results would have been same.

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    God created man in his own image, but somehow he evolved into a hairless monkey.
  55. Things like this are disturbing to me by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1



    A robot != a living thing.

    PERIOD.

    If you think it does, then you are not sane.

  56. Real pets are better, but... by zlogic · · Score: 1

    Only today I had to hold my dog by the neck pressing it to the floor in order to prove that I'm in a higher position. Otherwise it would probably bite me all the time, take my things and not give them back, and growl me away from the best place for watching TV. And it's a MittelSchnauzer, not a giant wolfhound!
    Robotic pets IMHO are soulless, even when they show emotions, because they're programmed to do that. They are also much more stupid and fragile (no regeneration!).

  57. All well and good until they malfunction by elrous0 · · Score: 1
    With conventional pets, I doubt we'll ever see the headline "Viginia Nursing Home Massacre: What Went Wrong?"

    -Eric

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    SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
  58. You believe it, therefore you see it by Steeltoe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You believe the brain to be all of your mind.

    I think science will prove otherwise with time. Physics include both relativity and quantuum physics, and there seems to be no end to the mystery in sight. String theory is dealing with what? 10-15 dimensions? How can you say it's all mechanical when science have been dealing with the mysterious the last 30-40 years?

    Newton introduced the mechanical clockwork universe as a metaphor. He didn't even believe in it himself, it was just a model for calculating certain macrocosmic phenomena to him. Both Einstein and Newton respected and understood several concepts of God. Newton was christian to his death even.

    This newfangled ignorance about it all, and calling it "science", is startling to me.

    1. Re:You believe it, therefore you see it by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      Be all mystical if it makes you feel better. There is no reason the brain needs to be as complex as you make out but even if it is that makes it no less a computer. A very powerful computer in many regards but still a computer. The human brain is probably the most complex machine we've yet discovered and no doubt it'll be quite a while until we've figured it all out (willingness of test subjects to have their brains experimented on being as limited as it is) but there is no evidence that there is anything as complex or mystical going on as you seem to want to believe.

      Even smart people are sometimes religious. All of us have our little quirks and failures. If it makes you feel better to believe the world has things about it that are so mystical that we cannot solve their mysteries then go right ahead. For me, religious though I am not, I am much more amazed by the power of our Creator for having created something where everything runs in an orderly fashion and can be explained and manipulated if you are smart enough and work hard enough. No the Universe isn't as simple as clockwork but it is just as orderly. We may never have enough time and mental capacity to unravel all the secrets but that doesn't mean the secrets could not be unraveled.

      A computer is any machine that calculates. The brain is a machine that calculates. Therefore by definition a brain is a computer. You can replicate that behavior in part in today's computers and maybe all in the computers of the future. You don't even have to duplicate the exact functionality - you just need to create functionality on the level that does what you need. As I pointed out emotions are not hard to replicate and can be done in a fairly low powered computer. Every living thing with any brain at all has some form of emotions so there is no reason a computerized pet can't.

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    2. Re:You believe it, therefore you see it by slumberer · · Score: 1

      So because we don't have a full understanding about a subject there must be some mystical reason to explain it? From everything we understand about science (and admittedly there is a great deal that we still don't) the human mind is just a chemical process. A rather advanced and complicated one compared to other ones that we have encountered but simply that.

      The fact that some of the greatest minds in our civilisation have held religious beliefs doesn't make them anymore true. It just shows how fallible we are as a species. It seems to me that most of us are to arrogant or scared to admit that we simply don't have all the answers. Personally I just can't understand how putting faith in these fantastical answers would help but that seems to be how a lot of people cope with it.

  59. The most important thing by chord.wav · · Score: 1

    If you keep up with a good backup plan, your pet doesn't die and you don't need to suffer from it loss

  60. I living pet is better, and I build robots. by MrJerryNormandinSir · · Score: 1

    A living pet is better. When I pick a puppy, I look for a feisty dog. My dog Molly was a boxer/pointer mix. Have you ever seen that movie Air Bud? She came pretty close to that.
    She could play frisbee, she could catch tennis balls. My kids would hit tennis balls to her and she would catch them and bring them back to the kids to hit the ball out again.
    Also, I taught how to be a soccer goalie by first securing here to the center of the goal and teaching her to block the ball. Eventuall she played with being tied to the goal.
    She could easily manuver a soccer ball, molly was a 60lb dog, all muscle. Anypay Molly livedd to 7 1/2 years old,
    Boxers are prone to several heart conditions. Molly was nver sick, her last day she just followed my oldest boy into his room at the end of the day, she went into her kennel, laid down and passed.

    Four months passed and my wife and I got a new dog. Once again we were looking for a feisty dog, not a particular breed, just attitude. We ended findin a LasaPoo. At 13 weeks old she is playing getch. I'll be getting a small frisbee soon to teach her how to catch a freisbee. I've got a large ball and I'm going to teach her how to jump on a ball and roll it. She's pretty smart, I don't need to give her a treat to teach her a trick, all she wants is to hear "good girl" and a scratch on the belly.

    I do write programs for my firefighting robot. But to replace a living , breathing, companion with a robot... no
    I don't think so.

  61. Yeah, whatever by EddyPearson · · Score: 1

    Clearly a post made by an android deviod of all love and emotion. I mean FFS are people here really that sad? Computing is great, but here, its taken WAY to far.

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  62. I Remember the bad by MeAndMyX-ActoKnife · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Once I had a dog. One time I rolled off my bed while I was sleeping, and fell on my dog. I spooked him. He bit me (HARD), and he gave me four very nice holes in my head. Still have the scars. I wanted to crush my dog's head with a reverse jaws of life. I have a pond in my backyard. Once, my dog fell through the ice of the frozen pond. I had to jump in and save him, and I almost got stuck myself. I wanted to choke the doggy life out of him. These are the short versions, and I've had other dogs. These, however, are the things I remember most. It's probably why I loved this dog the most. Humans love imperfection. I think pets, and dogs in particular, are the only loving relationship some people have. A robot will never be that, no matter how advanced it is. We know it's not "real". Maybe this will change somewhere down the line. But, We love things like us. Things that have a good, bad, and ugly. This study is quite flawed in my opinion. All they are seeing are the effects of novelty.

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  63. save the real pets: discarded, dying in "shelters" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Robotic pets are good and have a place in helping people when real pets cannot be used! ie, in hospitals where a pet might convey a disease to an immuno compromised person. So robotic dogs have a welcome and needed role to play.

    That said...

    go to Petfinder: http://petfinder.com/ or http://petfinder.org/

    and look at all those Discarded pets who are waiting for adoption and face almost certain death, if they are not adopted!

    Most of these pets are loyal, loving, adorable and fluffy. 40% are purebred. They deserve a home!
    Thanks!

  64. Cogs, spindles and gears by iBod · · Score: 1

    A living being is much more than a bunch of 'meat components' running some complex program.

    Those who would have it otherwise seem to me like the early cosmologists who thought the solar system (and the universe in general) could be modelled by a cunning arrangement of brass cogs, spindles and gears.

    Also, I wonder at those who could possibly feel the same degree of affection and empathy towards a machine as they could with a real, flesh and blood dog, cat, horse, gerbill etc. Something wrong there, surely.

  65. Robots learn better! by timeofmind · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've known a lot of stupid dogs that also think you are playing with it. Some dogs, you just simply can't punish, because no matter what you do, they think you are trying to play with it. It's absolutely hopeless. That's why I think something like this robotic seal is an advancement. It actually learns!!! A robotic pet would be much easier to train, because it would have a more intuitive learning system, that works the way a human would think that a pet should learn.

    1. Re:Robots learn better! by 615 · · Score: 1
      A robotic pet would be much easier to train, because it would have a more intuitive learning system, that works the way a human would think that a pet should learn.

      Hm. But isn't one of the more meaningful aspects of life (and of the Universe) that it doesn't always do what we think it should? A pet that behaves in a perfectly predictable way would be...well, boring. Uninspiring. I mean, what if all the things we thought should be were? What if atoms were indivisible little dots of matter as we once suspected? Instead, they have a deeper complexity that we could not've imagined just a couple hundred years ago. And for that they are all the more beautiful.

      I want my car to behave in a predictable way because it's a tool that I depend on to get things done. My friends and my pets serve a much greater purpose, and their unpredictability, their individuality, is crucial. Robotic pets are fun toys, but are no replacement for life.

      You know, put another way: What if we were all just robots? Not actually aware of ourselves or our surroundings? What would be the point of the Universe with nothing around to experience it? Just a bunch of machines carrying out their preprogrammed destinies, and no one would ever know... Yuck, what a waste.

  66. The problem with this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    While I suspect this is well intentioned, it has the potential to send the message that we are attempting to abandon our own interactions with the elderly and substitute machines instead. Someday technology may blurr the line between mechanical life and biological life, but it is so far from there at this point that the use of such tools outside the laboratory comes across as looking for a way to make the elderly less of a burden. Something about that doesn't sit terribly well. I understand it can be hard interacting with folks at the end of their physical health (it's a direct confrontation of mortality) but they are still people and want to interact with the world, as much as they are able to. I think once you reach that stage of life you understand that its people that are really important, and while robot dogs might be interesting in the sense of being something new their children have come up with I doubt it will be any kind of emotional subsitute for either people or a living animal in and of itself.

  67. Can't believe nobody has linked to this yet by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1
    I'd really worry about a fleet of 'entertainment' robots looking after our sick and aged. Seems like a classic setting for a robot uprising story.

    It's OK. It will just announce the time for Sam Waterston to jump into action.

  68. Can't be by Techmaniac · · Score: 1

    We have two cats, brothers that we received slightly over a year ago. They, like most siblings, wrestle and chase each other around. They also clean each other, and make sure they are aware of their siblings condition.

    They each have a distinct personality that makes our interaction with each unique. I fail to see how even a pair of seperately programmed robots could compete with these natural and random creations.

  69. was done on twilight zone 40 yrs ago by spammyd · · Score: 1

    heres a synopsis from the dvd "The Lonely" (Ep. 7, November 13, 1959) - A convicted murderer (Jack Warden) incarcerated on a distant asteroid is dying of loneliness. Then a supply ship captain leaves him a female robot even though he knew it was a robot, eventually he treated it as a human and wouldnt leave it

  70. Re:Maybe not "as good as" but they definitely help by e2d2 · · Score: 1

    After all, look at how much comfort and companionship a child can get from a simple teddy bear. Same concept, your imagination will create a personality for your little friend if necessary.

    Well the same is done with most dogs, we tend to project our human traits onto them. They probably do feel emotions, such as the instinctual fear. But we tend to make them into "little humans" that are just as fragile, picturing them crying over us not being around when more likely they are licking their butt and wondering what that smell is.

    But this type of argument is clearly a philisophical one. What is life. What is spirit? etc etc. Much more deep and hard to answer than the technical side which is much clearer.

    But given how humans can project human traits onto dogs I don't see what the same won't be done with robots, especially ones created in a form that is familiar, such as a robot dog.

  71. Robot Girlfriend. by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

    If you make a robotic dog that looks real, and acts all happy when it sees it's owner. What makes it less real than an organic dog?

    That's the exact demographic that http://www.realdoll.com/ is looking for in a customer.

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  72. Almost as good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


        I have a five-month old baby who has had three ear infections so far. Every time, two days before he showed outward symptoms, one of our dogs (who sees herself as his "mommy") has started to incessantly lick the ear that was infected. I don't think that the robotic pets are going to do that!

    1. Re:Almost as good? by Ced_Ex · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have a five-month old baby who has had three ear infections so far. Every time, two days before he showed outward symptoms, one of our dogs (who sees herself as his "mommy") has started to incessantly lick the ear that was infected. I don't think that the robotic pets are going to do that!

      Or, it could be read as: Your dog licks the ear of your child, which then takes 2 days to incubate any bacteria and present symptoms.

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  73. Out of a job by spammyd · · Score: 1

    I was looking forward to being a pet for our new robotic overlords, now a robot will do the job. I guess i will now have to join the resistance

  74. Turing test for dogs by jheath314 · · Score: 1

    When a dog wimpers or barks, its actions are probably a mixture of learned behavior and instinct. Instinct is nature's genetic programming, if you will. Arguing over whether a behavior is more 'real' because it was learned or programmed strikes me as a little pointless... the real metric should be how closely the machine mimics life, and what are the fail-conditions or boundaries of that minicry.

    If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

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    1. Re:Turing test for dogs by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      If you could program a machine that behaved intelligently without the ability to learn and adapt I'd be highly surprised but I'd have to agree with you that if it did behave intelligently in that case that it'd hardly matter if it had the programming hard coded or if it was a learned behavior.

      Certain behaviors are hard coded but not as many as people like to assume I think. For instance I raised a dog away from other dogs and it never learned to bark until I moved somewhere with other dogs. Most people would assume that barking was a built-in behavior and it probably is but knowing when and how to bark is a learned behavior built around a very simple instinct.

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  75. Re:Robot dog or entertainment center? You pick ... by wcrowe · · Score: 1

    I don't know if your post was meant to be humorous, or not, but I do therapy dog work, and there is really no comparison. TV is really a passive, dull activity, and the commercials are demeaning. In time, it becomes so monotonous, I think it actually contributes to depression -- no matter how large or spiffy the equipment it is displayed on.

    When I show up at the hospital with my dog, the TV goes off, and the patients really enjoy the novelty of interacting with a well-behaved, friendly animal. The therapists tell me that the change in some patients after a visit is remarkable, and long-lasting.

    Naturally, I prefer real animals, but I can imagine that the interactivity of a robotic pet could also be beneficial.

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  76. Cruelty to terminals? by jheath314 · · Score: 1

    Forget flicking the dog's nose; with a robotic pet you could kick as hard as you like, all without worrying about causing pain to a 'real' thing. Just like some people who post flames online would never dream of saying the same things in a face-to-face conversation, there are probably many who would welcome the consequence-free disconnect from reality offered by a non-living, fully repairable dog.

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  77. My gosh! by timeofmind · · Score: 1

    I can see we are going to have a problem with people discriminating agianst robots, robot abuse, etc. I think that is the biggest issue we are going to have. Robots that can prefectly immitate or even improve on animals? That will happen, when it happens. All animals are programmed to have emotions. This programming was implemented by evolution. Conversely, animals can also be programmed by people through genetic motification.

    I can visualize now, protests for 'rights for robots' and 'robot shelters', because of the violent, competitive nature of people who feel threatened by robots. People always want to feel superior, and they will immediately feel threatened and lash out at robots when they see their potential to out-do people. People will never be able to accept robots with advanced emotions and feelings for fear of being replaced!

    Robots can be unique. A big part of what separates animals from one another and what can separate robots from one another is that their personality develops differently depending on their interactions with their environment. They learn to react differently to their environment by their experiences. The whole human body, everything reflective of a human being, stems from one hard-coded algorithm, 'the human gene'. Scientists have shown, that this algorithm varies only slightly from one species of animal to another, and even less so, of course, from human to human. So clearly, our interactions with our environment play a very significant role in defining our personalities, instead of the fact that our genes vary ever so slightly. We are pretty much all the same hard-coded algorithm at the beginning of our lives. If this wasn't the case, then how else could you explain reproduction? Passing a small, refined algorithm from generation to generation seems to be the only plausible explanation.

    To extend on this, scientists are finding that they can manually alter genes to bring about quick improvements; although, this of course has implications do to our limited knowledge of the genetic algorithms. There is no reason why robots couldn't be built to evolve at an ever expidited rate if they were given the ability to analyze and refine their own algorithms over time. The improvement algorithm that would be used to improve the robots main functioning algorithm could be built for a specific goal independent of nature. Of course all of these algorithms would again be controlled by the algorithm of natural evolution if the robots began to compete.

    hmmmm, it seems to me that where this all leads to is that the supremasy of one algorithm (or gene) is just the way of the universe and an impossible fate to escape. Natural evolution works this way. If somebody was to start an althorithm that was able to improve/refine some gene or other kind of algorithm for some other cause (knitting really well?), eventually, a species whose evolutionary path is supremasy would wipe out the knitters (or enslave them, which is what we would be doing from the beginning).

    Also, it seems to me that if people where to try and suppress the use of a higher level of evolution (evolution by analyzing the environment and making changes to our genes directly, to give us advantages over the environment), eventually something like this would develop somewhere in the universe and humans would quickly become obsolete.

    I don't know how I ever got to talking about this, but my conclusion is that humans can evolve much faster by understanding and altering their own genes. If they don't do it, something else eventually will.

    Also, after all this rambling, I'm still not sure whether genes are supperior to electronic algorithms. Will life forms always be carbon based? Will the 'gene' always be the programming language of life? Or will another gene equivilent be developed and eventually replace the gene? ????

  78. AIBO reduces cortisol? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    So I don't need Relacore?

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  79. It's definitely a step forward for older folks by itsphilip · · Score: 1

    Good to see seniors embracing new technology instead of fearing evil robots that feed on their medicine.

  80. Ha, ha, ha .... by timeofmind · · Score: 1

    This is great! Maybe there is hope for us yet. Maybe our new robot overloards will prefer biological pets. Maybe for the novelty. I always thought that my pets have it made. Now you've given me hope for myself.

  81. The brain is a "computer"? How so? by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1
    Only if you are committed to be endlessly lax as to what you label a "computer."

    That is: from my personal experience with people who claim this, I have this huge suspicion that no actual fact would dissuade you from the belief that the brain is a "computer." If I asked you to define "computer," and then I managed to get you to agree that some particular fact about the brain was incompatible with your claim that the brain is a "computer," I really believe you would not abandon your claim; rather, you'd redefine "computer" to fit the fact. This, of course, would beg the question, since, in effect, it is a form of assuming the conclusion.

    Searle has made a related argument (which IIRC he regards as better than the Chinese Room, but nobody seems to have listened to): there is no natural fact of the matter as to whether something is a "computer." I could in principle, given some arbitrary mapping between the atoms that make up my wall and some Turing machine (or lambda term, or whatever), claim that my wall is a computer. Calling something a "computer" is just an interpretation that we impose on it.

  82. But can they barf on the rug? by anandamide · · Score: 1

    I'll be surprised if they ever create a robot cat that can barf on the rug as realistically as my dear old Andy!
    And stealing food off the table? It'll never happen!

  83. Re:Dr Dr? by Squiffy · · Score: 1

    Ah ha! So *he's* the one they were talking to in those songs! I always wondered about that.

  84. Re:Maybe not "as good as" but they definitely help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fucker. Modded down for stealing someone else's post and posting it 22 minutes later (without proper formatting, either...simply copy and paste without previewing, eh?). Maybe I should've used "Redundant", but you get the -1 either way.

  85. it doesn't matter by namekuseijin · · Score: 1

    Animals are just food and cheap labor for the human race. At most, toys for old people or children. A robotic pet is just ok for the latter purpose.

    Yep, that's the future: artificial, plastic, inorganic stuff devoid of emotions to please the empty souls of a huge mass of individuals in a faceless society. Tigers, horses, dogs and cats will be just stuff of legend, perhaps their DNA stored in some database for some instant food device...

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  86. My fav. pet... by mikebald · · Score: 1

    ... is my stuffed monkey sitting on top of my LCD monitor. He just sits there and rules over his domain while trying to rid his small world of coding errors and fuzzy logic.

  87. Re:The brain is a "computer"? How so? by MikeFM · · Score: 1

    A computer, quite simply, is any device that computes. You can't get much more of a basic definition than that. It's not as if I'm claiming that the brain is an iMac running Tiger. Doh.

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  88. Re:The brain is a "computer"? How so? by NMerriam · · Score: 1

    I have this huge suspicion that no actual fact would dissuade you from the belief that the brain is a "computer."

    Considering "computer" used to be a job title, before we invented transistors and integrated circuits, I'd be pretty interested to hear arguments that claim the human brain is not a computer. I'm expecting a lot of hand-waving and metaphysical mumbo-jumbo, but I'd be thrilled to be proven wrong.

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  89. How aware are you? by timeofmind · · Score: 1

    I agree. On one hand, pets that are hard to train, can be annoying, on the other hand, this trait can provoke other emotions that make the whole experience more stimulating. I'm sure it would be just as easy to program stupid/annoying robots though, if you wanted some emotional excitement, instead of programming pets that think like people. It just depends on your preference.

    "You know, put another way: What if we were all just robots? Not actually aware of ourselves or our surroundings? What would be the point of the Universe with nothing around to experience it? Just a bunch of machines carrying out their preprogrammed destinies, and no one would ever know... Yuck, what a waste."

    It's easy for you to simply state that you are aware of yourself, without actually understanding what you are saying. I would say that how aware you are of your existance is dependent on how deeply in tune you are with your environment. Some species out there in the universe who understand their environment 100 fold better than we do, may view us as just that (simple, unsophisticated machines.) I think it is very possible that a human could build a machine that would have the abilities to extend its awareness beyond our own, do you have any reason to doubt this? Please explain yourself and your definition of awareness in order to clarify your position.

    Thank you.

    1. Re:How aware are you? by 615 · · Score: 1
      I think it is very possible that a human could build a machine that would have the abilities to extend its awareness beyond our own, do you have any reason to doubt this?

      I believe that someday we may build machines that are aware. What I do not understand is where awareness comes from. If human beings are nothing more than complex chemical machines, well, how do interactions between electron shells equal consciousness? It's a bit like saying:

      (x + y) / z = a piece of cheese

      On one half of the equation, you've got a mathematical formula. On the other half, you've got...curdled milk. What's the correlation?! You follow? What I'm sayin' is, chemistry and awareness don't seem to be related (at all), except for the fact that all the conscious beings I've ever met have also been chemical machines. But then, they've also all had teeth. So, is it teeth? Is that where consciousness originates? I'm sorry if I sound a little incoherent, it's just that I have so many more questions than answers.

      I'll tell you what I do know: I am aware. I assume you're aware, but I can't possibly know for sure. I wonder if things that I don't normally think of as being aware are aware. Like trees, for example. In any case, I still don't have any idea why we're aware. And everything I know about the brain—about neurons and dendrites and synapses—doesn't begin to explain it for me.

    2. Re:How aware are you? by timeofmind · · Score: 1

      "I believe that someday we may build machines that are aware. What I do not understand is where awareness comes from. If human beings are nothing more than complex chemical machines, well, how do interactions between electron shells equal consciousness?"

      See, again, you need to clarify your definition of consciousness before your arguement has any meaning; otherwise you are just throwing around make belief words, like people tend to do an aweful lot and confuse themselves. I understand that you perceve consciousness as some magical unexplainable feeling, but if you dig a little bit deeper you will probably find that you are trying to explain something that isn't even there.

      Put it this way. If you created a biological duplicate of yourself, void of this magic you call conciousness, this duplicate would undoubtably feel the same magical conscious feeling that you feel. I believe that this feeling is more easily explained using physcology than physics, only because physics has not fully mapped out the patterns of the brain.

      This is just my explanation for a possible source of your feeling. Do you think that there could not be a phycological explanation for the way you feel? It is possible isn't it? Physcology is somewhat a science in that it tries to link your actions and feelings with your environment under the assumption that your brain follows logical algorithms, that react and change to your environment in specific ways.

      Whatever the case, I think that if you met a robot with an advanced emotional system, and an advanced awareness of its own relation to its environment, you would be hard pressed to convince it that it wasn't conscious. Simply refusing that it could not possibly have conciousness equivalent to your own would not make it so.

      I think that if we did have conscious robots among us, a lot of people would refuse to believe that they have the capacity to be conscious, out of suborness and because of a superiority complex many people hold. For this reason, concious robots would be abused and not respected.

      Here is my belief:

      Everything in the universe is conscious to varying extents. It is the universe that holds the capacity to be concious, not our bodies, so any mechanism within the universe will inherit consciousness equivilent to how well connected and in tune it is with the rest of the universe.

      Even different people have different levels of consciousness, depending on how thoroughly they interact and discover their environment.

      Here is a thought experiment for you:

      How conscious do you think you would be if you were never released from your mother's whom? You could only learn a limited amount from your limited environment and would probably never reach a comparable level of consciousness to that which you have at the moment.

      Now, how conscious do you think you would be if you never developed any senses at all? No touch, sight, anything! How would you know that you existed??? You wouldn't be able to gain any perspective on your relation to your environment, therefore, you wouldn't be an more consious than a brick! Which I believe is conscious to a limited extent.

  90. The mystical remains mysterious by Steeltoe · · Score: 1

    So because we don't have a full understanding about a subject there must be some mystical reason to explain it?

    If something explains it, it is no longer mystical is it.

    It seems the more science uncovers, the more mystical the universe gets and harder to uncover "the rest of it". That there might not be an end to the complexity of the universe, and its secrets. Then what?

    From everything we understand about science (and admittedly there is a great deal that we still don't) the human mind is just a chemical process. A rather advanced and complicated one compared to other ones that we have encountered but simply that.

    There is a difference between observation and the potential reality. We observe chemical reactions in the brain, and these seems to be connected with sight, thoughts, inner pictures, feelings and emotions to some crude degree.

    However, to draw the conclusion that that is all these are, chemical reactions, is a logical fallacy. Just because A is observed in B, does not mean B is nothing but A.

    It is a wishful short-circuit, without any conclusive evidence. To stick to that hypothesis is not being open minded, but cutting off potential explanations and models of our minds.

    The total information processing activity of the brain is hard to estimate because the current knowledge in this area is fragmentary. However, it is possible to get a general picture of the electronic pulse exchange activity within a couple of orders of magnitude. The activity of the brain is equivalent to that of 1000 kHz processor with 40 Gbits of states. The corresponding processing power (channel capacity) is C=4*10^13 bit/s. (Source: http://vadim.www.media.mit.edu/MAS862/Project.html , just a quick Googled link since I've pondered this before..)

    The brain is amazing isn't it?

    It seems to me that most of us are to arrogant or scared to admit that we simply don't have all the answers.

    That's what I'm saying, except for the arrogant-thing. ;*)

    It ticks my buttons that everybody on here seems to "know" how the mind works. I really hope none of those saying that are really scientists, because it doesn't sound like it. It's cool to have faith in science, but to jump to conclusions this early in the game is not wise. If you think you know, never studying other material than those you believe in, then you lose out of potential findings.

    Science is not reiteration of facts or observations.
    Science is investigating and researching, questioning everything we know. Those I see doing that, I will applaud no matter what their preliminary conclusions are.

  91. Widened horizons by Steeltoe · · Score: 1

    Be all mystical if it makes you feel better. There is no reason the brain needs to be as complex as you make out but even if it is that makes it no less a computer. A very powerful computer in many regards but still a computer. The human brain is probably the most complex machine we've yet discovered and no doubt it'll be quite a while until we've figured it all out (willingness of test subjects to have their brains experimented on being as limited as it is) but there is no evidence that there is anything as complex or mystical going on as you seem to want to believe.

    I think it's pretty mystical that I'm sitting here reading your post ;*) I have no idea how to create 1 kg of anything, maybe not even nothing. This world is entirely mystic to me.

    Even smart people are sometimes religious. All of us have our little quirks and failures.

    Funny that you see it as something negative. I see it as broadening perspectives and having more dimensions to the mind. You don't even have to become religious, just not dismiss what you have not investigated..

    If it makes you feel better to believe the world has things about it that are so mystical that we cannot solve their mysteries then go right ahead. For me, religious though I am not, I am much more amazed by the power of our Creator for having created something where everything runs in an orderly fashion and can be explained and manipulated if you are smart enough and work hard enough. No the Universe isn't as simple as clockwork but it is just as orderly. We may never have enough time and mental capacity to unravel all the secrets but that doesn't mean the secrets could not be unraveled.

    To stick with fixed ideas how things operate, slows down our progress in many areas. To mistake the map for the world is just silly.

    A computer is any machine that calculates. The brain is a machine that calculates. Therefore by definition a brain is a computer. You can replicate that behavior in part in today's computers and maybe all in the computers of the future. You don't even have to duplicate the exact functionality - you just need to create functionality on the level that does what you need. As I pointed out emotions are not hard to replicate and can be done in a fairly low powered computer. Every living thing with any brain at all has some form of emotions so there is no reason a computerized pet can't.

    Emulation is not the real thing though. Simple minds might be fooled, for a short period.

    From http://vadim.www.media.mit.edu/MAS862/Project.html :
    The total information processing activity of the brain is hard to estimate because the current knowledge in this area is fragmentary. However, it is possible to get a general picture of the electronic pulse exchange activity within a couple of orders of magnitude. The activity of the brain is equivalent to that of 1000 kHz processor with 40 Gbits of states. The corresponding processing power (channel capacity) is C=4*10^13 bit/s.

    Good luck with that!

    The brain, like the world is utterly amazing to me.

  92. So now what? Robot dog food? by pupking · · Score: 1

    I'm not surprised. Remember the tamagotchi? But what's next? I already have robot pet insurance if I bought the thing, er Fluffy, with a credit card. I foresee a Honda Hybrid Robot Dog in the near future that poops oxygen and doubles as an MP3 player.

  93. Vice-Versa? by fizzyabbo · · Score: 1

    It remains to be seen whether robots that "pet" you have similarly positive results...although my impression is that they might do the job better.

  94. What's the piont? by Stopher2475 · · Score: 1

    Yes. We can eventually make a robotic pet that would be just as good as the real thing. Of course if we do this we'll still have a zillion homeless cats and dogs. Isn't it chaper and easier to give a person one of these zillion cats and dogs than start up a robotics program?

  95. Re:Maybe not "as good as" but they definitely help by CaptainFork · · Score: 0

    You didn't spot the subtle change I made. Compare the first sentance.