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  1. Re:It's a values thing on Why We Agonize Over Buying $1 Apps · · Score: 1

    "She"? When did anyone say the virgin has to be female?

    I'd volunteer, if it hadn't been for that one wild night...

  2. Re:So he hasn't learned a thing. on World's Worst PR Guy Gives His Side · · Score: 1

    Because it's the "right thing to do"? They thought anal rape was the "right thing to do".

  3. Re:So he hasn't learned a thing. on World's Worst PR Guy Gives His Side · · Score: 1

    Jews don't believe in the Trinity. "Hear, O Israel: the Lord is our God, the Lord is one."

  4. Re:So he hasn't learned a thing. on World's Worst PR Guy Gives His Side · · Score: 1

    Lame. I prefer the Jewish message: be nice to people, because the person you just tried to anally rape might turn out to be God, and hail down fiery brimstone on your entire region.

    ( http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%2019:1-28&version=KJV )

  5. Re:SHOULD "Apps" Cost Something? on Why We Agonize Over Buying $1 Apps · · Score: 1

    "many varieties" might mean both.

  6. Re:THIS IS SLASHDOT! on Progressive Era Hacker Griefed Marconi Demonstration · · Score: 1

    Yup, this is home all right.

  7. Re:Maskelyne, also great inventor of the pay toile on Progressive Era Hacker Griefed Marconi Demonstration · · Score: 1

    I hear that in the US too there are one or two McDonald's.

    As a matter of fact, we do - but I didn't realize you could smell the bathrooms from Europe.

  8. Re:TP on Do You Really Need a Smart Phone? · · Score: 1

    How many times a day do you take a dump?
    How many times a day do you take a shower?

  9. Re:Please, KILL them. on Printers Could Be the Next Attack Vector · · Score: 1

    Take a chill pill, wait a few days, and come back and post when you're not on your period.

  10. Re:Mafia on Zynga To Employees: Surrender Pre-IPO Shares Or You're Fired · · Score: 1

    I think that was the most unfulfilling Wikipedia link I've ever clicked.

  11. Re:DUPE - Hung over since Defcon? on Vulnerabilities Discovered In Prison SCADA Systems · · Score: 1

    You all need to get your minds out of the gutter. Does everyone on this site have a dirty mind or something?

  12. Re:False on HPV Vaccine Recommended For Boys · · Score: 1

    I can and will tell you what you believe on this matter, and I will be absolutely correct. The fact that you made up something and attributed it to me is indisputable proof that you concsiously chose to ignore what I really said, and that you therefore believe that your "implication" is false despite what you may have told yourself. The excuses you make up to justify your fabrication will only serve to further prove that. You already, however unwittingly, told me what you believe before you thought you did.

    You pulled that meaningless piece of gibberish straight out of you-know-where.

    I've seen other posts made by you in the past and you manage to be a trolling idiot even when you're right.

  13. Re:Ok fine then... on Multi-Target Photo-Radar System To Make Speeding Riskier · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, these same laws ruined the lives of friends of mine over fucking plants that they used to grow and sell.

    What kind of plants? Watermelon?

    Is that really illegal?

  14. Wait a sec on Steve Jobs' Missing License Plate · · Score: 1

    Are we talking about assholes or Mercedes-Benzes? Because the last thing that was mentioned in that post was assholes, although if you really have a Mercedes in the parking lot, more power to ya.

  15. Re:Keyed on Steve Jobs' Missing License Plate · · Score: 1

    In the middle of my ass. Where's YOURS?

  16. "dumb-ass places"? on Global Warming 'Confirmed' By Independent Study · · Score: 1

    Where else would anyone want to measure temperatures?

  17. Re:Simpler answer on Android Ice Cream Sandwich SDK Released · · Score: 1

    You make it sound almost like that's a bad thing.

  18. Simpler answer on Android Ice Cream Sandwich SDK Released · · Score: 3, Funny

    Use a body part that isn't visible in your ID photo.

  19. Not really on Study Suggests Magnets Can Force You to Tell the Truth · · Score: 1

    Nobody's stopping you from answering the riddle with "I'd open both doors, butt-fuck the tiger and then have a circle-jerk with the guards while we watched it maul the princess."

    Nobody but yourself, anyway.

  20. Re:In other news... on Adrenaline May Damage DNA · · Score: 2

    Your ideas interest me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

  21. Re:looses on RealNetworks Sues Dutch Webmaster Over Hyperlink To Freeware · · Score: 1

    Simpler than that... in French every other letter is silent, so the only way to make sure it's sounded is to double it.

    E.g. my name would be pronounced (approximately) "eeter-utcs".

  22. Re:Because of the geology on 5.8 Earthquake Hits East Coast of the US · · Score: 1

    It's like shaking a plate full of hot grits. Grits that slide off the plate fall onto Natalie Portman, who's like the ocean.

  23. Re:Illegal on Righthaven Loses Again · · Score: 1

    I suppose you could apply it to women being victimized too but let's be honest, how often is that the intended usage?

    Well he did kind of say "everyone", which kind of does mean "everyone". In fact getting "fucked up the ass" is about as gender-inclusive as you can get, since after all "everyone" does have one of them.

  24. Re:"investigates" is twice as long as "probes" on FTC Probes Android and Google Search · · Score: 1

    They weren't running short of space by any stretch, though. Just looking down the homepage I can see several stories with much longer headlines:

    FTC Probes Android and Google Search
    'Electronic Skin' Grafts Gadgets To Body
    Review of IBM's Original Personal Computer
    US Energy Panel Cautiously Endorses Fracking
    Why Companies Knowingly Ship Insecure Devices
    BitTorrent Trial Makes Australia's High Court
    China Catches Up With Google's Driverless Car
    Researchers Make Graphene From Girl Scout Cookies
    Scientists Modify Organism With Artificial Amino Acid
    Scotland Yard Confirms It's Using Facial Recognition Tech
    3D Hacking Environment Links Kinect, Blender, and Metasploit
    Ask Slashdot: Am I Too Old To Learn New Programming Languages?

    Heck - it's one of the shortest headlines of the day.

  25. Is it just me... on FTC Probes Android and Google Search · · Score: 1

    Whenever I see the word "probes" in a headline, it seems like the first thing that occurs to me is anal probes. It seems like they'd just as easily be able to use "investigates" and avoid this connotation.

    Of course, the little green man graphic didn't help that any either.