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  1. I love the hypociricy here.... on National TV Turn Off Week · · Score: 1

    All the people posting:

    [best george carlin voice]
    I don't OWN a TV
    [/voice]


    Or yapping about how this turn your tv off for a week is "Such a great idea", yet the same fools are sitting here, reading slashdot and are glued to their computers 14 hours a day, at work, at home, downloading movies and porn.

    But THEIR better then the rest of us, because THEY don't own a TV. As if the rest of us just sit there glued to the damn thing.... I watch the news, and maybe a show on the history channel.

    But according to them, I'm inferior.
    Whatever.... Go protest the killing of a spotted turtle up in Alaska or something.... Just get away from me,

    [best Cartman voice]
    Damn Hippies
    [/voice]


  2. Re:How about NO TV? Works for me in a weird way on National TV Turn Off Week · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I hate TV becuase I consider it to be a tool of government and corporate control and I dont want to be affected. So I dont have a TV in my house and I dont watch. I live a different life becuase of that and my choice I've made.

    Just to make sure you're aware... The Unibomber felt the same way about technology too... Just want to make sure you know who your neighbors are.

    I have a TV, but only watch the news and usually the history channel. Lots of good stuff on there like "Mail Call" :) Gotta check that one out, trust me!

    But let me know if you start bombing people ok? I'd like to know of nuts in advance... Government control... man you people really do wear tin foil hats around here...

    Join a Militia yet?

  3. Re:Never had a TV on National TV Turn Off Week · · Score: 1

    AAAHHHHH

    Someone quick!!! Get this man his Bender fix.... and teach him what "Bite my shiny metal ass!" means...

    Trust me, you'll never be the same... the same... the same....

  4. Re:Stupid on National TV Turn Off Week · · Score: 1

    Now that's a SIG I can finally agree with....

  5. This just promotes illegal activity!!! on National TV Turn Off Week · · Score: 1

    If I turn off my tv... where do I turn?

    My Computer!

    Well, Slashdot is just the same old stuff, so I'll have to see something new, so then I'll DOWNLOAD some copyrighted material off the net.

    The the MPAA will be after my ass.... All because you wanted me to turn off my TV and not watch HBO and pay-for-view porn.

    It's like being in AA (Alcoholics Anonymous) and having an "Get Drunk Every Night Week"...

    It just leads me back to my life a crime!

    (Come on Laugh.. it's funny!)

  6. This is what happens.... on Hubble Photo of Sedna Suprises Astronomers · · Score: 2, Funny

    When plants are completely extracted of all their dark matter...

    Has someone saved the animals yet? Nibbler?

  7. Re:Ironic story.. on Task Force Finds Blackout Was Preventable · · Score: 1

    They DID change the color of the oreo cookies... They had a "green" filling for spring.

    i guess you two wishes did come true.

  8. But isn't EVERYTHING preventable? on Task Force Finds Blackout Was Preventable · · Score: 1

    I mean, no matter what goes wrong, when we all stop and think about it... There will always be something we "could" have done differently.... maybe "should" have done differently.

    This is basically a cheap, let's point the finger at someone as long as it's not me, strategy.

    My Car accident "could" have been prevented if the damn fool in front of me didn't slam on his brakes. But the Cop ticketed me.... Maybe we should look at "HOW this could have been prevented?"

    Or maybe I'll just slow down in the future and not follow so close.

    You either point fingers (and get no-where), or you learn from it and move onward with your life and don't have it happen again.

    Linuxrunner

  9. Re:KLite on Record Industry Sues 532 More U.S. File-Sharers · · Score: 1

    BZZZZZZZZZZ... Wrong!!!

    And you call yourself GEEK??? You should be ashamed and self-flogged!

    http://www.oldversion.com

    Yes, ladies and gentlemen, there is still hope.

    Enjoy the link.

  10. Re:Unprotected Speech on FCC to Regulate 'Profane' Speech · · Score: 1

    Moron...

    Websters is NOW... not what it meant then.

    Look up TACO

    You'll find that it is also labeled as a slur. Yup.. a slur. Go figure. I wonder if Taco was a slur in the 1700's

    You'd give a bald man a hair dryer for Christmas would you?

    Kids...

  11. Re:Unprotected Speech on FCC to Regulate 'Profane' Speech · · Score: 1


    [quote]
    A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed

    >Does not mean that the average joe user gets to >own a small arsenal.
    [/quote]

    Sure it does... What do you think it means? You can constrew it all you want, but the whole purpose of it was so that the "people" could protect themselves from the government.

    The Germans took away the guns before they came after the jews. Remember that.

  12. Re:Rep/Dem converseness on FCC to Regulate 'Profane' Speech · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Are you a moron?

    It's the other way around...

    This is why Republicans gave you (the INDIVIDUAL) your money back (tax break).

    The Democrats have sworn to take that away... back to the government, so they can spend it on what they think is best. Not what YOU think is best.

    Dude... Get some basic political knowledge first.

  13. Has to be said... on Pop Up Ads in Space · · Score: 4, Funny

    It would make one HECK of a Bat Signal!!!

  14. Hoax or not, what's REALLY funny.... on Do Your $20 Bills Explode In the Microwave? · · Score: 1

    is how many people (after reading all the threads) were willing to burn up and destroy perfectly good money in their microwaves.

    If you've got money to "burn", how about donating it???
    EFF.org is a good place to start.

  15. As always.... on Get Listed Free In Gov't Open Source Directory · · Score: 5, Funny

    Story Posted On:
    Sunday February 29, @09:54PM

    Dealine:
    March 1st

    - - - - - - - - -

    Slashdot, your source for timely news.

    And for all you people who only read slashdot at work.... neener neener neener.... :P

  16. I wrote a WAP / WML portal on What Do You Use WAP For? · · Score: 1

    Hey, it's got a message board, multiple chat rooms, gallery, news, share links, and an admin section.

    Nothing fantastic, but it's fun.

    Check the sig.

  17. Re:Can't wait to read.... on Microsoft Source Follow-Up · · Score: 1

    Nah, it was more to imply that MS will be creating patches for all the holes that will now be FOUND in the code.

    i.e., A hole is found and exploited, therefore MS is forced to release a patch for it.

    You're non-starter is now reving up and speeding away!

  18. Can't wait to read.... on Microsoft Source Follow-Up · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The first reports on how buggy the code really is... This will either refute or prove what the OSS community has always thought.

    That OS software is viewed by many, and therefore fixed by many.

    If there are holes.... it's just going to be some sort of patch fest / orgy. Redhat, MDK, et al, should get positioned just in case.

  19. Political Haiku on Perl Haiku Poetry Contest · · Score: 1

    @remember = ("Republican", "Democrat", "Remember"); $you = "vote"; $easy = 0; print "Doesn't matter if\n";
    for ($vote=0; $vote<=1; $vote++) { print "$remember[$easy]"; if ($easy eq "0") { print ", "; } $easy++; }
    $be_heard = "Vote!"; if ($remember = $vote) { print "\n$remember[$easy] $vote $be_heard\n"; }

  20. Re:You sure it's Microsoft? on Lindows Ordered To Stop Using Lindows Name · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Are you a complete moron??

    From the Article:

    Microsoft sued Lindows.com in the U.S. in December 2001, accusing the company of infringing its Windows trademark

    --- End Transmission ----

  21. Re:Hmm.... makes ya wonder....... on Warflying 2013 Access Points in Los Angeles · · Score: 1

    THIS I would like to know the answer of also...

    Anyone???

  22. WEBAPP !!! on How to Set Up a Gift Website? · · Score: 1

    http://www.web-app.org

    It's a NON-SQL Web Portal, written in perl, with a ton of Add-on's.

    They're going through a complete OO rewrite right now, but it's definately worth a try, and I've run it on my sites for ages now.

  23. For the Monty Python Ignorant.... on Airspeed Velocity Of An Unladen Swallow · · Score: 4, Funny

    GUARD #1: Where'd you get the coconut?
    ARTHUR: We found them.
    GUARD #1: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!
    ARTHUR: What do you mean?
    GUARD #1: Well, this is a temperate zone.
    ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land.
    GUARD #1: Are you suggesting coconuts are migratory?
    ARTHUR: Not at all, they could be carried.
    GUARD #1: What -- a swallow carrying a coconut?
    ARTHUR: It could grip it by the husk!
    GUARD #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut.
    ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
    GUARD #1: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?
    ARTHUR: Please!
    GUARD #1: Am I right?
    ARTHUR: I'm not interested!
    GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
    GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point.
    GUARD #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that...
    ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
    GUARD #1: But then of course African swallows are not migratory.
    GUARD #2: Oh, yeah...
    GUARD #1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...

    GUARD #2: Wait a minute -- supposing two swallows carried it together?
    GUARD #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line.
    GUARD #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a standard creeper!
    GUARD #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
    GUARD #2: Well, why not?

  24. Re:QUESTION on House Votes to Launch Do-Not-Call List · · Score: 1

    Actually I scroll down, not up... you know.. newest first... geezzz For someone so irate, you should really get a clue.

    Valium works for the masses....

  25. Prime Example Why Judges should NOT BE APPOINTED! on U.S. Court Blocks Anti-Telemarketing List · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Judges should be elected, and not appointed. They should go through the same process as any other official.

    I don't need some idiot in some appointed power back when Lincoln was president, making rulings that slavery is still the way to go.

    (yes, fecicious... but still you get the point)

    Same thing here.. we have old farts in the system that don't even know how to use a computer, ruling on cases such as Copyright, that affect the lives of people who DO know how to use them.

    So instead of this moron judge voting this way because the top two busineses in OK are telemarketers!!!! He should have voted the will of the people 50 million of them, and said FU to them. And he would have, if he was elected. But instead, he's there for good, and could give two craps about what the people think. // End Rant