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  1. Not Nuclear ... Scorched Earth on Net Companies Consider the "Nuclear Option" To Combat SOPA · · Score: 1

    I think it should be named more like the "scorched earth" policy used by the Russians against Napoleon. I thought Amazon, Google, & Facebook were nuclear-free zones?

  2. They Missed This One on SCADA Hacker: Water District Used 3-Character Password · · Score: 1

    How about "OPE" = "Our Pure Essence" from Dr. Strangelove?

    #1 The attack came from the former Warsaw Pact and

    #2 Obviously, the Communist conspiracy is out to contaminate our "Precious Bodily Fluids"!

  3. Re:Kids aren't that good at it on Smarter Robot Arms · · Score: 1

    Over twenty years ago I was told a story about a ceramic company selling dinnerware such as plates, bowls and dishes and the marketing on the box said "Hand Painted". That the plates were painted by robotic hands obviously wasn't mentioned.

  4. "The Feeling of Power" on Smarter Robot Arms · · Score: 1

    I suggest this is the start to the long road described in the short story "The Feeling of Power" by Isaac Asimov. In the future someone will re-invent the art of human computation, and manned missiles (and thus human computing of trajectories) will follow.

  5. First Thing a NASA Employee Learns on How the Webb Space Telescope Got So Expensive · · Score: 1

    I'm sure there is no no doubt the increased cost is justified and accounted for. I can't blame NASA for any of it. But like many government entities there is an attitude (probably not shared at the top levels). There is a NASA facility not far from where I work and it has been winding down, probably due to the aforementioned budget lay-offs.

    In any case the word I hear in my lunchroom, the first thing a NASA employee learns: "Is to take a sh*t on company time." That is probably an indicator of why government projects cost so much and it probably goes downhill from there.

  6. Infinite Monkeys and the Point of No Return? on Turnitin's Different Messages To Students, Teachers · · Score: 1

    Presuming output of students over an infinite number of years, will there not be a point where Turnitin will have compiled every possible permutation in every subject? In other words, will there not be a point where NOTHING produced by students will not have been produced previously?

    At that point NO student paper will ever pass scrutiny and civilization will collapse! It will be caused by frustrated students with riot and mayhem, their only recourse the destruction of all server archives. Therefore all written works will have to start from scratch.

  7. Em Dashes and Typing Skills on Weak Typing — the Lost Art of the Keyboard · · Score: 1

    I find it funny for a commentary on typing skills when there is an em dash in the Subject line. Typewriters never had em dashes. What keyboard convolution had to be done to put it there? Alt+I+S? ? mouse on a pull down menu? Oh, typewriters never had Alt keys or mice either.

    And why isn't there a script to convert the ever so popular em dashes to regular dashes (or if they insist, convert them to double dashes) for the plain text email feed? Doesn't anyone get how annoying it is to see "—" interspersed in a plain text feed just because some author likes the long em dashes?

    And that goes for the blob like character used for the reverse double quote mark. Why can't anyone use the plain old ASCII double quote mark anymore?

  8. Sea Levels Rising? on Studying the Impact of Lost Shipping Containers · · Score: 1

    So it is not global warming (or climate change) causing the sea level to rise! It is the continuous deposit of shipping containers displacing the water!

    (And it isn't helped by the North American continent sinking because of the storage of National Geographics in subscriber's basements.)

  9. It No Longer Matters on Why Does the US Cling To Imperial Measurements? · · Score: 1

    While I haven't had time to read all 2198 former comments, I think at this time it no longer matters. Philosophically, mankind has spend untold amounts of money on computers over the last 30 years, they permeate the planet nearly everywhere, and computers do instantaneous conversions. Let them do their job.

    While it may have more important 40 to 15 years ago to make such conversions, the optimum time was to do it back then. It is no longer necessary. Now it no longer matters how the user wants to measure, whether it is Imperial Miles or Klingon Kellicams. In whatever interface the user is using whether it is a browser, an iPad, or a GPS, or a gas pump, computers will translate to whatever measure the local user needs.

  10. Yes, I Run One of Those Boxes on Lost Online Games From the Pre-Web Era · · Score: 1

    Yes I run one of those boxes with a Telnet version of Empire. It also has a Player vs. computer version of MILLBORN, It also has a game of MANSION (the one were you're supposed to seduce the maid). ADVENT (the one with the Troll bridge), and WARP. ZONE, DROID, FUEDAL TRIREME. The CIVIL war game where you enter food and money before each battle. And three versions of the classic Star TREK games, where you fight Klingons on a grid.

    (URL in my homepage germane) http://198.212.189.111/

    Telnet to the same IP address. Works best with a Hewlett Packard version of a terminal emulator.

    Sorry no domain name anymore, IP only.

  11. The "E" In Dell on The Ignominious Fall of Dell · · Score: 1

    Is this why the "E" in a Dell logo is at a 45 degree angle, like the "E" in the Enron logo?

  12. THE WEBBIES WANT YOUR MIND... on A Battle of Wits On the Net's Effect On the Mind · · Score: 1

    The starting caption on the backside write up of this old game seems strangely appropriate:

    THE WEBBIES WANT YOUR MIND...

    TITLE: OLYMPICA
    PUBLISHER: Metagaming
    YEAR: 1978
    MICROGAME 07
    CODE: 3107
    PRICE: $2.95
    PACKAGE: plastic bag
    GAME SCALE: Tactical

  13. Zaphob Beeblebrox on How To Grow a Head · · Score: 1

    Now we can have Zaphod Beeblebrox!

  14. Re:Ted Dziuba on Ted Dziuba Says, "I Don't Code In My Free Time" · · Score: 1

    I was having trouble understanding the double negative in the original post. Had to make up a truth table:

    1. Doesn't work for a company that doesn't hire ...
    2. Does work for a company that doesn't hire ...
    3. Doesn't work for a company that does hire ...
    4. Does work for a copy that does hire ...

    Does 1 = 4 ?

  15. Don't Give Up Your Day Job on What Are the Best First Steps For Becoming a Game Designer? · · Score: 1

    "Don't Give Up Your Day Job" -- The classic response from the entertainment industry applies here.

  16. Shawshank Parole Response on How Do IT Guys Get Respect and Not Become BOFHs? · · Score: 1

    At 53, I stopped giving a sh*t long ago. I now try to get along by claiming to be lost, just like the users.

  17. UK SAN Backup? on UK Government To Monitor All Internet Use · · Score: 1

    If our data line passes through the U.K., does this mean we can depend on them as a backup medium do a restore of lost data?

  18. Return on Investment? on Handmade vs. Commercially Produced Ethernet Cables · · Score: 1

    We had some unpaid interns make a half dozen cables the other week. Only one worked at all.

  19. Alas Lou Ferrigno on "Smash Your Hard Drive" To Fight Identity Theft · · Score: 1

    Hulk ... smash!

  20. Quatloos! on DHS Official Considered Shock Collars For Air Travelers · · Score: 1

    Fifty Thousand Quatloos to the passenger that defeats Captain Kirk!

  21. Narrated By? on Information Requested for NASA-Based MMORPG · · Score: 1

    As long as it is not narrated by the female voice that does "ISS Mission Coverage" on the NASA channel.

  22. Surprised About the Obvious on Green Light for Human/Animal Hybrids · · Score: 1

    With all the religious comments, I'm surprised no one said the obvious about the result being the Beast from Revelation? It sure makes it possible. (Or all those commenters just trying to talk around it.)

  23. How Do You Block ND Anyway? on Some DNS Requests Ruled Illegal in North Dakota · · Score: 1

    First let me begin that calling North Dakota a black hole is an old joke my Mother used to mention in the 1960s. The joke was there was "no such place" but they had a blank spot on the map and had to call it something.

    So this leads me to my basic question, how DO you block North Dakota anyway? Do they assign IP addresses by Zip Code within the U.S.? Probably not.

    P.S. My DNS is down now it can only be seen at hardcoded IP 198.212.189.111

  24. OGPC? on LANCOR v. OLPC Case Continues In Nigerian Court · · Score: 1

    Of course in areas near Western Africa, they don't issue One Laptop Per Child, they issue One Gun Per Child:

    http://blog.riflegear.com/archive/2007/12/26/hello-kitty-ar-15---evil-black-rifle-meets-cute-and.aspx

  25. Putting it Together on 2.5 Mile Deep Hole Drilled Into San Andreas Fault · · Score: 1

    Now all they need is a huge cotter pin.