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  1. Bose Nova?? on Another Way the LHC Could Self-Destruct · · Score: 1

    At least it will have terrific stereo sound.

  2. Re:Congress Bail out the Hubble *NOW* on Hubble Stops Sending Data, Mission On Hold · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, but the Hubble still needs a bail out.

  3. Re:They should put it up on ebay on Transmeta Up For Sale · · Score: 5, Funny

    And what company is going to pay over $100 million using paypal?

    If they happen to own some subprime securities, the federal government will.

  4. Re:Ressurrecting a 45-million-year-old life form on Ancient Yeast Used To Brew Modern Beer · · Score: 1

    might be able to bring back some of Jurassic Park without resorting to cloning.

    So they can drink your brain with a straw-like appendage??

  5. Re:Yes... on Bringing Giant Tortoises Back From Extinction · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Dude, big turtles are slow as tar. It's obvious they use vista.

  6. Re:PDF exploit? Or Adobe Reader exploit? on PDF Exploits On the Rise · · Score: 5, Funny

    What if you use a PDF reader that's not made by Adobe?

    You download the virus using flash.

  7. Or as teh hackers will call it on PDF Exploits On the Rise · · Score: 1

    Portable Virus Format, PVF

  8. Re:playing devils advocate here on YouTube Bans Gun and Knife Videos In the UK · · Score: 1

    Maybe youtube needs to have some sort of moderator system

    Kinda like +1 shiv ??

  9. Re:One transformer down... on LHC Shut Down By Transformer Malfunction · · Score: 1

    It must be pretty deep. Maybe when she climbs down there, she will find the 10,000 ton cracked magnet stored there.

  10. Re:I Want on Intel Unveils 6-Core Xeon 7400 · · Score: 1

    I'm also holding out for a razor blade with 6 blades

    What kind of hacker are you?? Just use a *two blade* razor and make three passes! Best shave EVAR!

  11. Obligatory on NASA Announces Next Mars Mission · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, but are they looking for oil?

  12. Re:Great, we get to pay for them again! on NASA Patents To Be Auctioned · · Score: 1

    which means you are getting something in return for it.

    You mean we get another orbit for the International Space Station??

  13. Re:Easy Money on Successful Moonlighting For Geeks? · · Score: 1

    Hey, the Nigerian that emailed me is much better. He said that I didn't need to send any bank account details. Just a little money for a plane ticket so he could deliver the money to me personally.

  14. Re:lol on Successful Moonlighting For Geeks? · · Score: 1

    Dear R.A. Tracer, Jr;

          Have you given any thought to processing emails at home, selling pharmaceuticals, or possibley becoming the top rung on the big multi-level I'm starting?? Send me $10 USD and I will tell you how easy it can be.

    Sincerely,

    Ripp U. Jackson

  15. I'm for all for it on HP May Be Developing Its Own Version of Linux · · Score: 1

    If it would help any, they can reduce the amount of ink in my printer cartridges by 1/8th.

  16. Re:Simple: on San Fran Hunts For Mystery Device On City Network · · Score: 1

    You must be a terrorist. Because everyone knows that a black box, with an onerous blinking red LED, also has a couple sticks of DYNAMITE attached to the RED and BLUE wires.

  17. Re:Can't wait to see... on NASA Developing Small Nuclear Reactor For the Moon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dude, you got it wrong. The reactor is going to explode, sending the moon out of Earth's orbit. Moonbase Alpha will boldly go where no man has gone before. Exploring space one crazy alien at a time.

  18. What I really don't like on USDOJ Sniffing Google Antitrust Suit, Hires Ex-Disney Lawyer · · Score: 1

    is how I can't get on the google party plane

  19. Wait on Brain Cells Observed Summoning a Memory · · Score: 1

    Pics or it didn't happen.

  20. Re:Wake me when they ship on Sub-$100 Laptops Have Finally Arrived · · Score: 5, Funny

    Color me unimpressed.

    I too refuse to be satisfied until it comes with my happy meal.

  21. Black hole on Virtual Telescope Zooms In On Milky Way Black Hole · · Score: 0

    It's the reason slashdot has URL data in posts.

  22. Re:Chrome iPhone on Chrome Vs. IE 8 · · Score: 2

    adapt their OS X version to the version that the iPhone uses... oh wait....

    pffft. They should use their linux version because linux has been ported to everything.

  23. Re:I can't wait on The Sun Has First Spotless Month Since 1913 · · Score: 1

    I can't wait to come back later and find out how this is caused by George W. Bush

    If this was caused by George W. Bush, that'll mean he has a spotless record!!

  24. Re:finally... on "Perfect" Mirrors Cast For LSST · · Score: 1

    A mirror big enough for RMS, now if only we could get him to look into it each morning...

    The problem may not so much be getting him to look in it in the morning, the problem may be the sun rising over his shoulder...

  25. Kewl on "Google Satellite" To Be Launched This Week · · Score: 3, Funny

    Shiny new browser that can do everything and fancy new satellite. The only thing missing is my new RFID implant.