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Successful Moonlighting For Geeks?

Lawksamussy writes "Having just bought a really old house that's on the verge of falling down, I'm now trying to find a way to pay to fix it up. I have a great job in software development that pays the bills, but I'm looking to earn some extra cash in my spare time. Whatever I end up doing has to be reasonably lucrative (or at least have the potential to be so), not require any specific time commitment, and be doable equally well from home or from a hotel room. I'm also keen that it should be sufficiently different to my day job to keep my interest up, so the most obvious things like bidding for programming projects on Rentacoder.com, or fixing up neighbors' PCs, aren't really on. Above all, it should appeal to my inner geek, otherwise my low boredom threshold will doom it to failure before I even start! So, I wonder if any of my fellow Slashdotters run little part-time ventures that they find more of an inspiration than a chore... and if they are willing to share what they do and perhaps even how much money they make doing it?"

448 comments

  1. Exposure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't read the title too fast. "Mooning" isn't what's being asked.

    1. Re:Exposure. by ozphx · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh.... Successful MoonLIGHTing for Greeks!

      My bad... so what did the Greeks invent again? Surely we can find SOMETHING hes naturally good at? ;)

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    2. Re:Exposure. by smilindog2000 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This guy poses a legit question, and one that often poses ethical issues. Not only have I done a bit of moonlighting in my past, but I've always encouraged my best programmers to do a bit on the side. Without sampling that grass on the other side of the fence, those talented programmers I train are likely to hop over.

      As an old programmer (I'm 44), I've got a few stories. When I worked for David Burns at HP, my previous company, National Semiconductor, needed my help badly. The work David assigned was mind-numbingly boring, and the LM628/LM629 (motor controllers) I'd worked on at National were in serious trouble without me, and frankly they were fun (my old boss, David Squires, was about the best ever). I asked Mr Burns if I could do the project as a favor to old friends at National, and he said it was up for the HP *Board of Directors* to decide! So, if HP/Burns was going to be a PITA, without any pangs of lack of integrity, I stopped asking Burns what I could or could not do.

      I helped National push the LM628/LM629 into the market. Then, I quit working for Burns. As a consultant for a while, I wrote the original Simple Switcher design code (National did most of the work - bench validation). If you haven't heard of this line of products, you obviously aren't in power electronics. I enjoyed the consulting, but basically I sucked. I have this terrible desire to call stupid people stupid. It's *really* bad for consultants. So, now I'm CTO of a small company I founded, and I can't complain. Again, when my programmers feel the need for some moonlighting, I'm fully supportive. I've never lost a good one because of it.

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      Beer is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy.
    3. Re:Exposure. by Deekin_Scalesinger · · Score: 4, Funny

      Whatever I end up doing has to be reasonably lucrative (or at least have the potential to be so), not require any specific time commitment, and be doable equally well from home or from a hotel room. I'm also keen that it should be sufficiently different to my day job to keep my interest up, so the most obvious things like bidding for programming projects on Rentacoder.com, or fixing up neighbors' PCs, aren't really on.

      Based on your stated goals and desires, allow me to be the first to welcome you to the exciting and lucrative world of drug dealing!

      --
      "As the intrepid kobold companion continues his journey, he begins to wonder... if priests raises dead, why anybody die?
    4. Re:Exposure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Growing Cannabis in your spare time can appeal to your geek side. There's some minor tech involved (lighting, extractor fans, etc.). There's also a lot of tweaking you can do to improve yield (literally 'hacking' at your plants in some cases. Not to mention the statistics gathering you have to do to keep track of your yield performance.

      Obviously the legality of this depends on where you live, you did say you lived in The Netherlands, right?

    5. Re:Exposure. by tyrione · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Don't read the title too fast. "Mooning" isn't what's being asked.

      How about the original submitter stop most of his problems by not buying a dump of a home? Seriously. Get a condo or a duplex if you can't afford something worth investing in that doesn't have the hidden subtext, ``Money Pit.''

    6. Re:Exposure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I asked Mr Burns if I could do the project as a favor to old friends at National

      Holy crap, you worked for Mr. Burns? I'd have quit too!

    7. Re:Exposure. by WheelDweller · · Score: 0

      I'm nearly your age; I suspect we've both been working with computers since 1978; I did, with wirewrap and lots of hex, but eventually I transitioned to software, and then again to both: systems administration. There's a reason "you sucked" at consulting: as much as it's true, as much as the twit at the client's site needs it more than any man living, a consultant isn't gonna last long with his hands around the client personnel. :)

      You need to find some guys you trust, and make an ensemble.

      Yeah, ok, kinda like the "A" team...a 'face', a programmer, a businessman, a marketting guy and someone to store/retrieve receipts for the tax-guy. You don't need a person-to-person match, since you'll sometimes find folks who're two roles simultaneously, but you get the idea. When you're a 'board member' instead of an 'employee', there's more room for you to stretch out. And maybe dealing with the actual public isn't your thing- it's not really mine. But the ensemble allows you, as a group, to survive where singly you might not.

      This all, of course requires a TOWN that will support the effort; the town I'm in is pretty shy on computer work [that isn't mere virus-chasing]. Chicago was a great place for this kinda thing...

      Anyway, try for something with a group. You won't have to listen to stupid clients and still be able to get things done, aye?

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    8. Re:Exposure. by b4upoo · · Score: 1

      Quite a few people find a niche product to sell on Ebay. For example trumpet mutes are an item that not everyone invests in yet there is a steady, but slow, demand. The real work is in finding a product that you can buy reliably and have on hand in case orders pile up. One friend of mine sells fancy dolls. He sells about 25 a day at $35 each. He earns about $15 per sale.

    9. Re:Exposure. by magisterx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is a legit question, but the standards he sets are high:
      1. Reasonably lucrative
      2. No specific time requirements (which can be read as no deadlines)
      3. Interesting
      4. Cannot be tied to a specific office since he wants to be able to work from home or hotel room

      And of course presumptively within his skill set. I have known many people in IT that have gotten moonlighting jobs with some of those criteria, but I've never known anyone to pull off all of them simultaneously.

      To the poster, if you find something that meets all 4 and you need a sidekick, send me an e-mail.

      As for my 2 cents on achieving it(or coming close), you may want to keep all 4 as goals, but be willing to accept something that does not meet all of them. There are plenty of technical training institutes that need teachers and that meets criteria 1 and 3 (4 as well if you limit yourself to online classes), and plenty of places that hire people on for special projects, but most of those will have deadlines and many will need you to come into their office at least occasionally.

      Also, have you considered something like the National Gaurd as a Commo officer? They pay reasonably well, are very interesting and very different from your day job, and while they do require a time and space commitment, Federal Law will help protect that time from other demands to a degree.

    10. Re:Exposure. by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      better yet, he should do the work himself and save the money. it's something he can do in his free time and it's not related to his work, but unfortunately it can't easily be done from a hotel room. when he's done fixing up his own home he could take the skills he's learned and apply them to doing similar work for friends, relatives, or paying customers.

    11. Re:Exposure. by default+luser · · Score: 1

      Also, have you considered something like the National Gaurd as a Commo officer? They pay reasonably well, are very interesting and very different from your day job, and while they do require a time and space commitment, Federal Law will help protect that time from other demands to a degree.

      Yeah, real fun and exciting. You do know that we have a shortage of troops, and the fact is "the draft" is a phrase that shall not be spoken. As a result, joining the National Guard today almost guarantees you will do one or more rotations in Iraq/Afghanistan.

      Yeah, supposedly they're not involved in combat patrols (mostly guard duty), but that doesn't mean the violence can't find them. The ones I feel the worst for are those who joined well before these wars, and never imagined they'd have to do international tours of duty in combat zones. If you join the "National" Guard today, you'd better know damn good and well that the job description has changed.

      --

      Man is the animal that laughs.
      And occasionally whores for Karma.

    12. Re:Exposure. by default+luser · · Score: 1

      My link above got obliterated for some reason. Here it is.

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      Man is the animal that laughs.
      And occasionally whores for Karma.

    13. Re:Exposure. by SylvesterTheCat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, real fun and exciting. You do know that we have a shortage of troops, and the fact is "the draft" is a phrase that shall not be spoken. As a result, joining the National Guard today almost guarantees you will do one or more rotations in Iraq/Afghanistan .
      As a National Guardsman, I would agree that you can expect to be sent overseas. However, before you can be mobilized, you must be fully trained in your job (MOS), which means completing the associated required schooling. I would guess that by the time that is completed, things will be winding down. This assumes another hot spot doesn't appear, of course.

      Yeah, supposedly they're not involved in combat patrols (mostly guard duty), but that doesn't mean the violence can't find them.

      I'm not sure what you mean here. Do you mean:
      a) national guard units are not involved with combat patrols (not true)
      b) a signal officer doing guard duty - typically does not happpen, but could under rare circumstances. I (as a field grade officer) have pulled security shifts during night patrol base halts in Afghanistan, but that was primarly due to manning of my team.

      Your end point is absolutely valid. The violence can find you anywhere.

      Yeah, real fun and exciting.

      I've been doing this for over 21 years, have been mobilized twice, including once to Afghanistan (returned this past spring). There have been many moments of fun and excitement, to include the good kind from successfully accomplishing a challenging task to the non-so fun kind from stuff that happens in a combat zone. I've been a pallbearer for a very good friend and have been at several send-offs of colleagues onto a C-130 for the last flight home. On two ocassions, I (very) briefly wondered if I was going to see the end of that particular mission.

      I've found it to be very rewarding at times and very frustrating at other times. I also expect that I will be going somewhere again within 2-3 years.

      Having said all of this, I haven't kept up with the details with current age limits, so he may be too old. However, there may be others who are thinking about it.

    14. Re:Exposure. by Lazyrust · · Score: 0

      Didnt the Greeks invent anal sex?

    15. Re:Exposure. by magisterx · · Score: 1

      I am former active duty, and while I have not yet served in the National Guard(I have a newborn, I am considering joining when she is slightly older), I have served with many Guardsmen who were extremely happy that they went in. They found it fun, challenging, honorable, and the pay scale is not at all bad. It is definitely not for everyone, but I would heartily recommend service either Active Duty or in the Guard to to many people.

    16. Re:Exposure. by smilindog2000 · · Score: 1

      I completely agree. My first job as a programmer was while in high school, in 1981, a bit after your first. I programmed a PDP-11/45 in Fortran IV, and thought I was in heaven. I did a log of wirewrap, when into chip design, and then into chip design software, where I've been happy since about 1989.

      I work to avoid my weaknesses, like managing people, and found a spot where I'm happy to have my talents exploited fully. It turns out, much to my surprise, that I like sales as well, and have some talent for cold-calls. My experience as a consultant was humbling, and taught me to strive to know and avoid my own limitations. Finding the right team to work with is the hardest part of the game, though at them moment, I'm feeling pretty good in that department.

      --
      Beer is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy.
  2. Let me think... by chill · · Score: 5, Funny

    Reasonably lucrative, no major time commitment, can be done at home or a hotel room. Hmmmm...think, think, think.

    Have you tried an ad on Craigslist? Make sure to post a picture of yourself, along with your "rates". Good luck!

    --
    Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
    1. Re:Let me think... by somersault · · Score: 5, Funny

      It has to appeal to his geek side too though, so I recommend setting up a streaming feed from his webcam capturing all the action..

      --
      which is totally what she said
    2. Re:Let me think... by Korbeau · · Score: 5, Funny

      "should be sufficiently different to my day job ...". No penetration testing then!

      I myself am into LaTeX, BSOD, backporting, deep throttling ...

      Fork the jokes ... I think EVERYONE reading this summary had the same line of thought, I'm even wondering if the poster is not a troll ;)

      "... it should appeal to my inner geek", I mean ... what are your other geeky interests? You can be curious, passionate and hack about anything ... if you're like me I'd suggest you glue lollipop stick model of things and sell them on eBay - good money! :)

    3. Re:Let me think... by DurendalMac · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No, sell stuff on Craigslist. I make some good money on the side by scouring local surplus sales/auctions and picking up computers. Then I fix 'em up and sell them on CL for a profit. Get a line on all city/state/county/higher ed surplus sales and you can run around picking up all kinds of goodies.

    4. Re:Let me think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LaTeX rubber?

    5. Re:Let me think... by MiKM · · Score: 4, Funny

      How to stretch your moonlighting budget tip #43: Defective CAT5 cables? Don't throw them away, they can easily be used for light bondage!

    6. Re:Let me think... by Anarke_Incarnate · · Score: 5, Funny

      Light bondage requires LC/LC fiber optic cables. You are thinking of copper bondage. ;)

    7. Re:Let me think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Reasonably lucrative, no major time commitment, can be done at home or a hotel room."

      I've got it, you can become a professional criminal!

    8. Re:Let me think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Phase 1: Steal Underpants.
      Phase 2: ???
      Phase 3: Profit.

    9. Re:Let me think... by enoz · · Score: 5, Funny

      You'd have to be a twisted pair to try that.

    10. Re:Let me think... by preggie_greggie · · Score: 5, Funny

      Reasonably lucrative, no major time commitment, can be done at home or a hotel room. Hmmmm...think, think, think.

      Have you tried an ad on Craigslist?

      http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/orl/740493470.html

    11. Re:Let me think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh my god My two favorite things bondage and computers

    12. Re:Let me think... by chill · · Score: 1

      Craigslist never ceases to amaze or amuse. Nothing like being specific. I wonder if he got any takers?

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      Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
    13. Re:Let me think... by Glonoinha · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Or possibly just as good (in parallel) - post on CL looking for a roommate. Take your time finding a good one and Voila! it's almost like free money.

      Granted you have to tone your living habits just a touch (ie, no more walking around the house in your underware, no more crazy sex in the kitchen) but honestly - $700 a month net (that's rent and 1/2 the bills) is the same as a $12,000 raise at work (before taxes). You can buy a LOT of stuff for that $8,400 per year, and honestly you don't have to do anything even remotely resembling work to do it.

      I'm not saying it's for everybody - but if you have room in your house, well $8,400 a year net is a pretty good chunk of change with which to finance home upgrades (or toys.)

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      Glonoinha the MebiByte Slayer
    14. Re:Let me think... by rtb61 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      He could also try being a forum troll for the viral marketing agencies and well, prostitute his mind instead. More nerdy, rather than geeky though and, your karma does really suffer as you are bringing pleasure to no one.

      --
      Chaos - everything, everywhere, everywhen
    15. Re:Let me think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think over the past few months the growth rate of bad jokes has increased. I wonder if this is due to the younger generation raised on the internet is now starting to post on ./

    16. Re:Let me think... by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      I've never had a problem with it and I've probably sold well over one hundred computers. I think people realize that it is what it is and that they can't expect an extended service contract from you. I've had a few people get back to me, usually due to a defective part or perhaps because they want something additional. It's been pretty smooth sailing. I do deal on eBay, but only for items that are too specialized to sell locally or bulk lots. You don't get as much money on eBay as you will locally.

    17. Re:Let me think... by RustinHWright · · Score: 1

      Dude, dude! You've got it all wrong. If you're going for light bondage, use cable pulling tape. Muuuuch better ;->

      Not that I'ld know or anything.

      Heh.

      --
      It's all about the information. And what we do with it.
    18. Re:Let me think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ST connectors a better for bondage than LC, the physically stronger connector holds up better.

      Remember, the plastic stuff (POF or SP/DIF) holds up better than the glass stuff (65/50-MMF or 9-SMF).

      Also, get a crimp kit, and over tighten the connectors. You are going for strength, not minimal loss.

    19. Re:Let me think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking the same thing... but Craig's list didn't come to mind.

    20. Re:Let me think... by aguenter · · Score: 1

      Fail.

    21. Re:Let me think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think that means "yes".

    22. Re:Let me think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no major time commitment

      By "not require any specific time commitment", I think he meant that he want's to be able to scale down when he needs to -- that the time commitment should be adjustable, not necessarily small.

    23. Re:Let me think... by RulerOf · · Score: 1

      That's all in good fun until one of your customers decides you have to be unshielded.

      --
      Boot Windows, Linux, and ESX over the network for free.
    24. Re:Let me think... by lupis42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I sold an old Machine at the MIT swap meet to a guy once, and he gave me full price when I offered to warranty that everything worked and was linux compatible by giving him my phone #. I got a call from him two years later, just thanking me and letting me know it was all still working.

    25. Re:Let me think... by elh_inny · · Score: 0

      Or you can still live in your mother's basement like most geeks do...

      If you're working full time in IT and can't afford your own place to live, time to cut on your MMORPG subscriptions...

    26. Re:Let me think... by Linker3000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ouch that's pricey!

      I use to use a 100m reel of waxed lacing cord with a small steel nut tied to the end. ...for cabling, that is!

      --
      AT&ROFLMAO
    27. Re:Let me think... by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

      MMF - Yep, but I prefer FFM
      SMF - where do you get your Smurfs?

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      AT&ROFLMAO
    28. Re:Let me think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You only pay $500 for this place? You told me it was $1500 and I was going to be paying half! You lying s.o.b! I'm like totally going to eat all your food while you're at work.

      -your roommate

    29. Re:Let me think... by u38cg · · Score: 1

      I came.

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      [FUCK BETA]
    30. Re:Let me think... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Reasonably lucrative, no major time commitment, can be done at home or a hotel room.

      Yes, go rent the Deuce Bigalow movies and take notes.

    31. Re:Let me think... by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      No, just that it's working. Maybe I've just been lucky that nothing has really broken down. I've had a few phone calls where some folks were having issues and I could sometimes resolve them (Pull the CMOS battery for 15 minutes). If someone comes back a month later, I'll probably try to help them out. If they come back six months later, then fuck 'em. If the PC burns down the house, it's a problem they can take up with the manufacturer. I don't see how I could be liable as it was working fine as far as I could tell and I never built the part myself. They can sue the PSU manufacturer for something like that.

    32. Re:Let me think... by angry.compiler · · Score: 1

      No, no, no. At least this job gets you drunk: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/814181712.html

    33. Re:Let me think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could try what Arther Dent did.

      If it could help him get from galaxy A to galaxy it should do just fine for you.

      Don't know who A.D is or what he did? Alright, sell sperm (or eggs if you are a female)

  3. Stay up late and watch informercials by BitZtream · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They all seem to be selling the get rich quick without spending any time and from any where you want using the Internet plans.

    The secret however is not to buy them, its to sell them.

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    1. Re:Stay up late and watch informercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Consider every product or service that someone tries to sell you, that you consider a scam. Replicate this.

  4. I run a software company by knewter · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I run a software company. http://isotope11.com./ We build web apps for companies all over. I make more than I ever did working for someone else.

    Everyone needs to run a software company.

    --
    -knewter
    1. Re:I run a software company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've tried to do that, but always had a difficult time acquiring clients. The few people who've expressed interest, I've done some work, only to get gipped. Where do you get your leads, and how do you go about starting up successfully?

    2. Re:I run a software company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He advertises on /., of course!

    3. Re:I run a software company by ceifeira · · Score: 5, Funny
      From your site:

      Our six core services

      • web development and design
      • network engineering
      • custom programming solutions
      • corporate identity design, marketing and promotion
      • IT consulting

      ?

    4. Re:I run a software company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Profit!!!

    5. Re:I run a software company by Plaid+Phantom · · Score: 1

      Running a company for a second job? Might be a bit much. I suggest checking out the bounties some Open Source projects are issuing. You get cash plus the warm fuzzies of helping out FOSS.

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      All comments are properties and trademarks of the voices in my head. Not like I'm gonna claim them.
    6. Re:I run a software company by Envy+Life · · Score: 1

      Most consulting companies (that engage clients) happen upon their first gig by default (e.g., a client you work with at a day job wants to continue to engage you, perhaps after you leave your day job). There's some luck there.

      To continue with that requires word of mouth, marketing, advertising, and most of all networking. Attend user groups and talk to people, advertise somewhere (I hate to say this but they even do jobs on craig's list), eventually you'll wind up with a set of consistent clients that, frankly, give you more consistent employment and income than most full time employment positions.

    7. Re:I run a software company by u.hertlein · · Score: 1

      From your site:

      Our six core services * web development and design * network engineering * custom programming solutions * corporate identity design, marketing and promotion * IT consulting

      ?

      Profit, obviously.

      --
      Geek by Nature - Linux by Choice.
    8. Re:I run a software company by rograndom · · Score: 4, Funny
      • math
    9. Re:I run a software company by knewter · · Score: 3, Informative

      Know the saddest part? I was a math major.

      Seriously though, fixed. I've known about that for freaking ever and just didn't think anyone would care :) "Painter's house is always the last to be painted" and all.

      -Josh

      But I really do mean it - everyone needs to run their own business. Fight the power, and whatnot!

      --
      -knewter
    10. Re:I run a software company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      • an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope
  5. Remember: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    There is always prostitution...

    1. Re:Remember: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      But that costs money!

  6. Sell/ebay all your old tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I've been doing this for a while and I've managed to release a fair bit of cash.

    1. Re:Sell/ebay all your old tech by Trogre · · Score: 5, Funny

      Great going, but how did you manage to find this guy's old tech?

      --
      "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
  7. Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by catchy_handle · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Have you considered doing work on the house yourself? The money you save may make the second job unnecessary.

    My wife & I remodeled our previous house: tore off plaster, moved walls, rewired, tiled, etc. We hired out the roof tear off, rough plumbing work and some of the drywalling. Saved a ton of money. Eventually, it made more sense for me quit my low-paying job and become the full-time house repair dude while she worked her good job.

    It's not that hard, you learn new skills, have an excuse to aquire tools, and have something to be proud of. It did take seven years, though. YMMV

    This time around, we are paying others as much as we can, but we'll probably be left with a weathered-in shell.

    It's also a good way to find out you your friends really are. Forget moving day, real friends help you demo and haul.

    Good luck.

    1. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or investing in a bit aftershave, a bath, some flowers, and marrying a carpenter?

    2. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by j-pimp · · Score: 1, Funny

      Or investing in a bit aftershave, a bath, some flowers, and marrying a carpenter?

      I thought the females in construction were all concrete masons and electricians. That is those that aren't "laborers" that get to wave the flag for $35 an hour since they take such good care of the foreman's flagpole.

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      --- Justin Dearing http://www.justaprogrammer.net/ We're just programmers.
    3. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by martinQblank · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I have to second this. Hire out the big jobs -- anything foundation-related/structural especially -- but otherwise learn to do it yourself. Yes, it will take longer but there is really a sense of accomplishment at the end. Presumably you bought the house because it either really appealed to you; you saw it as a great investment or whatever. If you feel strongly enough about it, you'll learn to do the job right. FWIW - I've owned seven -- and lived in five -- houses so far. Most have been fixer-uppers and I've enjoyed making each of them better than before. WARNING -- it can get addictive.

    4. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by frission · · Score: 4, Informative

      if you decide to do this, know your limitations, and the permit laws in your state. Here in NC, you need a permit for any new framing/walls, electric, plumbing, etc. If you don't get the proper permits, you may have a hard time selling your house down the road.

    5. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by hbackert · · Score: 4, Informative

      I second this. Instead of working to earn money to pay someone, you can do it yourself in the first place.

      Back in my home country it is (in the country side) common to let someone (AKA people who know what they are doing) build the outer part of a house (basement, cellar, walls, roof) and some other important or safety-critical parts like heating system, staircases, electric wiring (not allowed to do without proper qualification) and water pipes (you don't want them to leak in 5 years), and maybe finish enough rooms to live inside the house (kitchen, bathroom, one bedroom, living room), and then do the rest yourself.

      There are enough books to read about the needed tools and skills.

      The best part about this is when later something breaks, you have the tools and knowledge to fix many problems yourself.

      And carpenters and related jobs are unpopular enough (no one wants to learn this type of work any more) that there is enough shortage of those people so that their hourly rates are surprisingly high and they get away with it. So it's a nice "Plan B" in case your current computer related job no longer earns you enough.

    6. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As a former reno-carpenter, I'd have to suggest doing it yourself too. You're not going to make enough money moonlighting to pay for the kind of work that needs doing in anything like equal hours.

      That said... I don't know you, & thus how well you'll learn what needs to be done. You could take to this like a duck to water and have an excellent balance for your keyboard day job. And you could have a relationship-breaking disaster.

      And this just gives me chills: "Having just bought a really old house that's on the verge of falling down".

      You have no idea how big the hole is you're looking at. A moderately old house that seems pretty good to the amateur can be an enormous money pit. Gear up your humour and character, because you've bought yourself a gelatinous cube. (And I /do/ love the old houses. There's been a lot of hard lessons on the way to being the sort of guy who'll tell you to just knock it down and start over. But it's your adventure -- just realize it is an adventure, and it's going to be for the next several years. Good luck.)

    7. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by daeg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Skip the chicks, the pickings are better on the other side of the fence.

      My geek cooks, cleans, helps with outside chores and house maintenance, and lets me kick his ass in various multi-player games AND doesn't require expensive flowers.

    8. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by couchslug · · Score: 5, Informative

      Worked for me, three times!

      Buy COMMERCIAL quality basic power tools. The insane money you will save more than pays for them and they are a joy to use.

      Buy tools as you need them for a given task, and check prices/vendors on the net just as you would for computer parts.

      28-volt Milwaukee cordless tools are excellent. Set prices are much cheaper than "one at a time".

      Use a digital camera to take MANY before/during/after photos so you KNOW where the stuff you cover up in the walls is located! You'll have an owners manual for your home.

      Screws are usually better than nails, because you can (drumroll) UNscrew them and they hold much better. I don't use drywall screws even for drywall because they are brittle. Deck screws are rustproofed, tough, and trivially more expensive.

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    9. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nay, one of the best cabinet makers in town is a (straight, married) woman.

    10. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by w0mprat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to mention a great oppurtunity to wire your house for networking just how you want it..

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    11. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Real friends don't ask!

    12. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want money you should do what you are good at.
      If you want fun, do what ever you want for no money.
      Don't confuse the two - they are only the same if you are lucky.

    13. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by adolf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'll be flamed for this, but: I think it's better to just do it yourself.

      I've owned two houses, both of them ancient. The first, which was small, appeared to be done; new flooring throughout, new paint inside, good siding outside, all new plumbing, new exterior doors, some new windows, mostly new wiring... Everything looked good. So we bought it and moved in.

      The drain for the kitchen sink ran uphill. The water heater (complete with recent inspection sticker) was plumbed backward. There was no attempt at plumbing venting. The office had 3-prong outlets, which lead to 2-conductor wire. The living room also had 3-prong outlets, which did appear to be actually grounded, but which were miswired somewhere, such that 60-cycle hum would emanate from the stereo -unless- the clothes drier was running, which I still haven't figured out. The new vinyl windows in the kitchen were overstuffed with insulation, such that the frame bowed to such an extent that it was nearly impossible to fully close and latch the things.

      This was all done, supposedly, by professionals.

      The second house is a bit different. About the same price, about the same age, the same quality of neighborhood, much larger (used to be a triplex), and totally trashed inside. Scary wiring, bad plumbing (every single pipe leaked, every single one), no heat upstairs, tired floor coverings, lousy exterior doors, etc. So we bought it, and began work. Once we had a functional bathroom and shower, we moved in.

      It's been an adventure, but at least I have an opportunity to do everything right the first time, instead of finding and fixing a million things that were done wrong. Including, of course, wiring, basement stairs, plumbing, flooring, kitchen cabinets, plaster where needed, drywall where practical...

      Plumbing is easy. I ripped out all of the old copper, galvanized, and black iron drain pipe, since it was all shit. Running new pressure lines is bloody easy these days thanks to the virtue of snap-on PEX fittings and manifolds with individual outlets for each room or fixture -- it's pretty hard to fuck up a line to a sink if it only has two connections. The drain lines are also pretty easy to figure out (shit goes downhill). Venting is harder to get right, but still not bad.

      Electrical wiring is easy. Drill up from below, or down from above, into the stud cavity. Pull the romex in. Black wire to the little side of the outlet, white to the big, and copper to the ground screw. Give the fridge and the sump pump their own circuits, so that something else in the house failing short and blowing a breaker doesn't result in a freezer full of spoiled food or a flood. Permanent lighting gets its own circuits, so that tripping a breaker doesn't result in darkness. Don't daisy-chain too many outlets, don't send too many wires into a single junction box, and always use a GFCI wherever there might ever be water, always ground metal boxes... So on, so forth. It's easy to overbuild with lots of independent circuits, and so one might as well do so.

      Even cutting in a 36" (up from 30") front door was easy.

      And real, honest-to-God 3/4"-thick solid oak flooring is both cheap to buy and easy (even fun) to install and finish, and truly wonderful when done.

      I've run ductwork professionally in the past, which is about the most braindead task in the world even with correct size reductions and consideration for laminar flow, and will probably tackle installing a high-efficiency gas furnace upstairs in the next month or two (before it gets really cold out).

      There's no way I'd have been able to hire someone else to do all of this work. And, given the quality of the "improvements" at the last last house, there's still no way I'd have hired any of it done even if I could afford to.

      Now, I didn't go about any of this lightly. I spent a long time studying plumbing before I even considered doing it myself, but it's not at all rocket science. I also spent some time brushing up on the NEC bef

    14. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by morari · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or you could ignore the permits as no one will ever know anyway. It's not really any of their business to begin with. American cities are epicenters of totalitarianism when it comes to wanting to charge you to install door frames or repaint your kitchen!

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    15. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. I'm a very handy. I bought a house with a yard that had been ignored for a long time, and that alone has taken me 3 years just to get under control. Problems with the house? A nightmare. Huge amounts of money. Huge amounts of work. But, at the end, the reward of knowing you have a really great home.

    16. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by ElizabethGreene · · Score: 1

      I second the idea of learning to fix the house yourself. My brother-in-law taught me basic plumbing and I became the "family plumber" (clogs, installing fixtures, hot water heaters, garbage disposals, etc.). When my employer (a Tech startup) went out of business in 2002, I was able to pick up enough odd jobs to pay the mortgage and buy groceries. In hindsight, that 6 months spent self-employed was probably the most enjoyable time of my life.

      It is an odd feeling to start a post encouraging someone into learning, and end questioning your career choice.

      -ellie

    17. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe the poster is a female

    18. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or you could ignore the permits as no one will ever know anyway. It's not really any of their business to begin with. American cities are epicenters of totalitarianism when it comes to wanting to charge you to install door frames or repaint your kitchen!

      Hmm. I've never heard of any place where you needed a permit to repaint your kitchen. Where would that be?

      It depends on what sort of work and what sort of building. If it won't burn down the house, make it collapse, or flood the neighborhood if you mess up, ok.

      But in a city or rowhouses, if you fsck up structural work, you can take out your neighbors' houses too. Been a lot of that in Baltimore lately.

      Screwed-up electrical or gas work can not just burn down or blow up your place, but could start a fire that spreads to other house - or could lie in wait and kill the next owner of your house. And water from a burst pipe - or sewer line - doesn't respect property lines.

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    19. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Have you considered doing work on the house yourself?"

      This is a great advice! The first 10yrs of my working life were spent as a day labourer in various places mainly the building industry. I bought a second hand Apple IIe as a hobby in the mid-eighties, a few years later I found I could make money from my hobby and decided to educate myself properly. I have been a well paid geek now for almost 20yrs.

      The wife and I got sick of the sight of each other about 8yrs ago and I ended up in a flat near the beach and close to work, I also ended up putting on about 20kg due to no longer having an active life doing the renovations/lanscaping I had done to the family home (the gym simply bores me to death).

      Anyway to cut a long story short I took advantage of the recent slump in the housing market to save $50-80k on the purchase price of a house "in need of some TLC". I am about to move into this 60yr old dump that has a huge backyard and is literally a 5min stroll from the beach, shops, school, and train station.

      The block is zoned high density and I plan (with the help of an architect and builder) to put two townhouses in the backyard and renovate the dump into a period style home and add an attic to take advantage of the views over the bay on one side and the wetlands on the other. The building of the townhouses and the structural work for the attic will all be done by hired labour enabeling me to sell off the townhouses quickly.

      Some of my friends see the house and I'm sure they think I have lost my mind, but the house is structurally sound and I have just two simple objectives. 1. Get fit/active again and 2. lose the mortgage.

      Very, very, worst case senarion is I end up with the same mortgage that I have now. However I will have gained a nice home and lost 20kg. The health aspect alone might be enough to encorage me to do it all over again with a different dump that nobody but an old fool like me would bid on at auction. :)

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    20. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      The only bad thing about that is the screwball laws concerning tax benefits and marriage in the state's eyes. Unless you want to carry around legal documents stating partner status (written by a very competent lawyer) you'll have little to no rights.

      And Spain is 95+ % Catholic and even they acknowledge same-sex unions.

      And my GF is a nympho. Im so fucking lucky :)

      --
    21. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm doing the same thing. The nice thing about doing the work on the house yourself is that you don't have to pay taxes on the money you save. For example, if you would have to pay a plumber $3000 labor to do a job and you do the labor yourself, you'd have to make like $5000 before taxes to pay the plumber. However, don't underestimate how long it takes to do it yourself. Everything takes 4x as long as you think it will. If you can find a good moonlighting job AND a good reasonably priced contractor that you trust, I'd recommend that route.

      I think somebody could start a business that hires exclusively moonlighting geeks and pay them in gardeners, contractors, maids, babysitters, and take out food. ;)

    22. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, I *love* demo (not so much the haul) but I don't have the patience for the cut/hammer/nail thing.

      /I demand *instant* gratification!

      //captcha: atheism

    23. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by NevermindPhreak · · Score: 1

      Ask any firefighter how many times they've had to deal with bad issues that arose from poorly-done home improvement work. That's the main reason for permits -- to make sure the things you do don't result in a fire spreading out of control, or a ceiling caving in, or an electrical fire. If emergency workers didn't have to enter your home when something goes bad, then no one would probably care what you do to your house.

      I'm guilty of it too, though... :(

    24. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      >The living room also had 3-prong outlets, which did appear to be actually grounded, but which were miswired somewhere, such that 60-cycle hum would emanate from the stereo -unless- the clothes drier was running, which I still haven't figured out.

      Check for a loose neutral, neutral tied to ground outside the panel, or (*much* worse, but probably more likely) a split neutral tying into your dryer. At absolute worst (VERY unlikely) you have an issue at the service not being tied into the panel correctly where one of the phases is loose.

      Just some suggestions; I'm not an electrician by any means, just did 6 months of courses on it. :-)

      >My situation is a little unique, compared to many localities, in that there is no residential building code here; anyone can plumb or wire their own house.

      Well, there *is* a code here in Ontario, Canada (electrical and plumbing, although you don't need a license for household plumbing, IIRC -- as a fellow electrician said "worst that happens is you get wet"... and ruin the house... or let sewer gas in...).

      The code does allow a homeowner to do their own electrical and plumbing work. However, for the electrical work the homeowner *has* to pull permits (they are allowed to do that).

      IIRC, you can get around those must have a license laws by doing all the rough-in work yourself, and paying a licensed electrician to connect the outlets and the panel (or you might get away with just the panel!)

      Best thing you can do for house wiring: DON'T BUY THE CODE BOOK (just yet). You should buy a book that teaches wiring based on the code book instead. The codes don't read much like a manual, and there are many, many, many conflicting, confusing, and unclear codes (example: Here you may use "buried" junction boxes in an unfinished basement, and don't need one outlet every 18 feet (or so). Unfinished is defined elsewhere [if at all] and means the bottom few inches of drywall have to be missing). I would suggest, for North America, your region's version of "Electrical Wiring Residential" (Ray C. Mullin). It references the code as it teaches you. You won't even need the code book if you read it thoroughly and only want to wire normal things in a house (eg: No welding outlets or 220 volt window AC outlets).

      And if you don't read a resource like that you won't know what you're doing! Eg: You can have a single outlet above the fridge tied to the fridge outlet (which otherwise MUST be on it's own independent circuit and MAY NOT IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCES be GFCI protected, BY LAW). Or that you may (nay, MUST) use a single neutral when running two phases to a SPLIT duplex outlet (you may use this configuration for kitchen outlets, but you'll need GFCI breakers). Bedrooms MUST be protected by AFCI breakers, etc, etc. :-)

    25. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by the_B0fh · · Score: 4, Funny

      And my GF is a nympho

      as written by Creepy Crawler (680178)

      Somehow, that picture just makes me shudder! :)

    26. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by Slugster · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I'd agree that doing it yourself would be a lot cheaper (as well as cure the problem of all that annoying free time you have) but I also agree that you need to find out what you can do yourself first--without a permit, and that doesn't require a licensed professional to do.
      ....

      And carpenters and related jobs are unpopular enough (no one wants to learn this type of work any more) that there is enough shortage of those people so that their hourly rates are surprisingly high and they get away with it. So it's a nice "Plan B" in case your current computer related job no longer earns you enough.

      I don't know what country you are in... but in the US, the areas where carpenters, plumbers and electricians are highest paid--are the same places that require a permit/licensed professional to do most things. The code inspectors know the difference between the job done properly and well, the job done properly and poorly, or the job done incorrectly by somebody who thought they knew what they were doing. In the more union-heavy regions, if they see something that wasn't done properly and you can't provide proof of who did it, they will require all the work be re-done, and that you show proof of the [union] laborer that you hired to do it.

      And how will they find out, you ask? Well, somebody might inform them about you--but even if that doesn't occur....-many places, whenever a house changes ownership, the code inspector will go over it before the transfer is approved. And so when you're trying to sell the house is when you're going to get hit with all this trouble, if it happens.

      It sucks and it's a crock of bullshit, but in some places, it is the law. And it is cheaper to find out before you do anything yourself than it is to find out after.
      ~

    27. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by NevermindPhreak · · Score: 1

      I'm with most of these people. You'll save a TON doing most of the work yourself. Certain things need to be contracted out, but for the most part you can do things yourself.

      Also, it gives you a good reason to buy power tools. Some people swear by the commercial stuff, but I've used both and I don't think the price difference is justified. If you're doing MAJOR remodeling, though, it might be -- something along the lines of five our six rooms fully redone. I've gotten by with a bunch of "crappy" Ryobi stuff, that's worked just as well as the DeWalt tools I've used in the past. But if you have the cash, feel free to get professional grade Milwalke stuff. It's a personal choice. I've ripped out everything in my bathroom to the studs, and redid the whole thing, with just Ryobi. Framed a new room in the basement as well. YMMV.

    28. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by adolf · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Check for a loose neutral, neutral tied to ground outside the panel, or (*much* worse, but probably more likely) a split neutral tying into your dryer. At absolute worst (VERY unlikely) you have an issue at the service not being tied into the panel correctly where one of the phases is loose.

      Good suggestions. I still own that house, but I'm not interested in fixing it anymore (it was ruined in a flood).

      The "neutral tied to ground outside the panel" reminds me of what I found when I moved into my new house:

      In the process of replacing the plumbing, I cut the water main near where it entered the basement using a Sawzall. As I separated the pipes, sparks jumped between them (!). Turns out the furnace, installed and inspected in 2002, was using the water line as a neutral return (!!!!!), and there was no earth connected to the chassis. So, only one wire out of a 14-3 Romex was connected to the furnace at all with the rest clipped off.

      Scary shit, though it had apparently been running the furnace just fine until I fixed the plumbing. (needless to say it is not like that any more.)

      And if you don't read a resource like that you won't know what you're doing! Eg: You can have a single outlet above the fridge tied to the fridge outlet (which otherwise MUST be on it's own independent circuit and MAY NOT IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCES be GFCI protected, BY LAW). Or that you may (nay, MUST) use a single neutral when running two phases to a SPLIT duplex outlet (you may use this configuration for kitchen outlets, but you'll need GFCI breakers). Bedrooms MUST be protected by AFCI breakers, etc, etc. :-)

      Interesting. Why would I want an outlet on top of my fridge?

      And I never understood the whole split-phase duplex outlet thing. Why do you Canadians do that? :) (And doesn't it lead to an overloaded neutral?)

      And, AFCI breakers. I've seen those for sale, and shudder at the expense. And while I'm all for cheap insurance, nobody here is telling me that I need them.

      Besides, I'd have had so much less fun as a kid if my bedroom had AFCI protection. There wouldn't have been any meaningful fireworks from sticking a pair of needlenose pliers into the cord for a boombox, nor from driving the mounting screws into a 120V Erector Set motor so far that I'd shorted the windings. It'd have been so much harder to learn what not to do.

      I'll look up the book -- thanks for the reference. The wiring here isn't quite done (downstairs, yes - upstairs, no), and I'm all for learning new stuff.

    29. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Informative

      I never understood the whole split-phase duplex outlet thing. Why do you Canadians do that? :) (And doesn't it lead to an overloaded neutral?)

      The two phases can share the neutral because the AC sine waves aren't synchronized. As one wave reaches peak, the other is hitting zero. Together, they never add up to more than one wire can handle. Further proof of the superiority of AC over DC. Edison sucks! Go Tesla!

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    30. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by syousef · · Score: 1

      Or investing in a bit aftershave, a bath, some flowers, and marrying a carpenter? ...but there is a downside to having a wife named Bob who shaves more often than you do.

      (Okay so it's not politically correct but how many attractive female carpenters do you know?)

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    31. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "Or you could ignore the permits as no one will ever know anyway. It's not really any of their business to begin with."

      So it's none of my bussiness when next door builds a balcony that robs my private yard of both privacy and light?

      I hope your local council rips down your shack and gives you leggo blocks to practice with until you understand you are not the only person on the planet.

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    32. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Informative

      um, they are synchronized - they're either 120 or 180 out of phase. If they weren't synchronized, the phase difference would wander up and down.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    33. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      So maybe the place needs more electrical work than carpentry? Or he could marry a polygamous couple, or move to Massachusetts and marry a man.

    34. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't you the fag that complained about this site's content in some poll, acting almighty? So what the hell are you still doing here?

    35. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Yes, the old saying goes; "A bad tradesman blames his tools".

      A DeWalt may have a longer life but it's unlikely to matter with home renovations (I have done heaps of renovating and have only worn out two "crappy" power drills over 30yrs). For single use expensive stuff like post hole diggers and floor sanders it is much better to hire them, but a portable drop saw and one of those multi-purpose benchtops are good investments.

      One place where you should not skimp on quality is the part that does the actual cutting, eg sawblades, router cutters, drill bits, ect. If you buy tungsten tipped you will only need to buy them once.

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    36. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He isn't actually saying that he needs the money to hire someone to fix it up. He just said he needs money to fix it up (which might just be to cover all the costs for tools and supplies so that he can do it himself).

    37. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by LaurensVH · · Score: 1

      The living room also had 3-prong outlets, which did appear to be actually grounded, but which were miswired somewhere, such that 60-cycle hum would emanate from the stereo -unless- the clothes drier was running, which I still haven't figured out.

      I was under the conception that grounding was for security and security only, and as such has no effect on the hum your stereo is experiencing.

    38. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by jwdb · · Score: 1

      I was under the conception that grounding was for security and security only, and as such has no effect on the hum your stereo is experiencing.

      Nope. Depends a bit on the appliance, but in a stereo the ground is usually connected directly to the chassis and through a resistor or cap to the signal ground. Stereos with a two prong plug often had a screw on the rear of the case to attach an extra grounding wire, usually running to the radiator or other well-grounded point.

    39. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess the geeky part comes after a few years of marriage. Learning an offspring logo, then pascal, then c++. ;)

    40. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely. You can learn new skills. You don't have to pay over priced contractors with after tax money. The government has (yet) figured out how to efficiently tax you on your own sweat. I've been doing this for years (my weekend job is a 100 year old three family house). Electric, plumbing, drywall, flooring and paint are easy. (Since you are a geek, I assume you can read home improvement books). The only thing I've hired contractors for has been the roof and furnace.

    41. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I want to add to this. Make sure you have serious friggin health insurance. One of the things that stopped me doing fun stuff like rock climbing when I was a reno-carpenter was realizing how a relatively minor injury would cost me days off work. Turn that around and consider what your evening DIY adventure can do to your hands for instance.

      Doesn't have to be spectacular (I'll spare you my graphic examples) -- it can be a simple slip with the pry bar lunching some fingers for a few days. Like the advice below about buying commercial grade tools, don't scrimp on the full safety kit, including masks, and then be absolutely methodical about wearing it and taking no shortcuts. Always be ready to fire yourself for the shift when you find you're goofing from fatigue, or have simple jobs like drywall sanding & painting alongside that you can do instead.

      And get your tetnus shot up to date. You do /not/ want to have to go wait in line in emergency to do that after you've goofed in the evening. (No, you can't do it in the morning. Lockjaw doesn't wait.)

      Sorry for the downer, but that's all something you have to have a plan in place for.

    42. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by j-pimp · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well this is slashdot, so yeah a female needing aftershave would make sense.

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    43. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This tale of woe sounds like my experience.
      The word "professional" only means they were paid, and says nothing about quality.

        I would rather have a job well done by a loving amateur stakeholder (me) who cares to learn the building code, than pay for sloppy work that was rushed to maximize profit, but alas, in some states, it is against the law to do your own work. In Massachusetts, for instance, you are not permitted to replace a vanity (or the washer in your tap, if I read the law correctly) without a licensed plumber.

    44. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by smchris · · Score: 1

      A little late for either of you now, but, on your first point, I took a housing inspection class at my local U. The "final exam" was the introductory Appraisal Society exam so everything else was "exercises". As one of these exercises they took us to a house and told us to find out what was wrong. I think most of us did a first glance through and went, "Eh, not _too_ bad". Then he explained that it was a property bought for Section 8 dispersed housing but was uninhabitable because there were so many things wrong with it, toured us through to point them out, and explained that they were pondering how best to ethically and legally get dump it. Not a bad investment in knowledge.

      On the second point, I have a niece-in-law who was the walking incarnation from the TV screen of Kelly Bundy at first introduction (only more gorgeous than Christina Applegate). She and the similarly high school educated boyfriend she eventually married bought a 100+ year-old dump with holes in the walls when the 90+ year-old finally had to give it up. They've done wonders with it structurally and had the sense to respect and restore the antique craftsmanship. So think of it as a challenge. If "Kelly Bundy" can do it, so can you. Definitely a change from IT but definitely some hard work too.

    45. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      "The office had 3-prong outlets, which lead to 2-conductor wire."

      oh jeebus the neutral and ground run tot he EXACT SAME LOCATION.. just farking jumper neutral and ground and call it done.

      they run a separate ground wire for code only. They want you to have twice the wire gauge for the return path in case there is a major problem or a cross short. the safety issue of having the ground and neutral wired together are minimal.. unless the neutral is wired wrong... check it first.

      and yes I know what I am talking about, My electrician journeyman card is useful for something.

      P.S. if you DONT hire your own home inspection it's your fault for buying a house with problems like that. dropping $800.00 on a guy that knows it all and takes a day going through the house and all it's nooks and crannies to make sure it's not a POS is the first step to buying a home.

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    46. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by confused+one · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Please don't hold me to the dates, I'm pulling them from memory. AFCI (arc-fault circuit interrupter) is required by code in the US, beginning in 2003(?). Any circuit (including ceiling lamps) going into a bedroom must have an AFCI breaker. As of 2008(?) Series AFCI is required.

      I've just bought an old house and am beginning the remodel... got a notebook full of tasks to be done. Since a panel upgrade and rewire are in order, I have been checking into the code requirements.

      You might want to check with your local codes compliance office to determine what year code book they will hold you to (they're still using the 2005 version where I live) and at what point you have to meet the new code requirements. For example, if I'm adding a new circuit to an existing panel I am only required to meet the old rules; but, they'd prefer I follow the new ones if possible. Unfortunately, I need a new panel; so, I must upgrade to the current code requirements.

    47. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by corbettw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or you could ignore the permits as no one will ever know anyway.

      As long as you don't try to sell your home, no one will know. But I guarantee you, a decent home inspector will discover it, and will determine that it wasn't done to "code". Which could mean that other corners were cut, which will almost certainly discourage buyers (not to mention you can't transfer title until everything is brought up to code, anyway). So now you're stuck with a house you can't sell. How's that gonna work out for you?

      I'll happily concede that building codes are entirely too onerous in most cases, but they do serve a useful purpose, in theory: to make sure that people who don't know anything about construction don't get screwed over by shifty conmen.

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    48. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

      Fibrechannel in every room. Yummy!

    49. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by MadJeff451 · · Score: 1

      Forget moving day, real friends help you demo and haul.

      Better friends chip in for movers.

    50. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by AmaDaden · · Score: 2, Interesting

      it can get addictive.

      In my family when my father ran out of things to fix on a house it was time to move. But to be fair he is a civil engineer so he spends his days telling people how to build buildings but is not allowed to actually touch the tools him self. We have done massive renovations over the years some of them just to see if we could. For example our pool has both a solar heater and a connection to the heat in the house. We hardly use either.

      With some work you can do almost any fairly large project on a house in a month or two. You'll still spend money on parts and have days where it's just frustrating but it's all doable.

      That said I would like to point out this bit from the parent "Hire out the big jobs -- anything foundation-related/structural especially". Very true. My dad is as cheep as they come and knows how to build a house from end to end but we still hired people for several things. Installing the pool, working on a water leek in our driveway, framing the addition of a second story to the house. Some jobs need LOTS of time and energy and must be done with in a reasonable time frame. If you plan on working on something that is time critical or critical to the functioning of the house the money is well spent.

    51. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by TarpaKungs · · Score: 1

      they run a separate ground wire for code only. They want you to have twice the wire gauge for the return path in case there is a major problem or a cross short. the safety issue of having the ground and neutral wired together are minimal.. unless the neutral is wired wrong... check it first.

      And what happens when your neutral falls of further up the line? I suspect this is in your code for a very good reason!

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    52. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by frission · · Score: 1
      In NC, it's actually easy to know. The main floor plan is public record. When the next person goes to buy your house that you did a major remodel on, and the current floor plan doesn't match what they're looking at, then it's easy to figure out what happened.

      When you take out proper permits, they have to be approved by an architect, and the public floor plan should have your new revision in it.

    53. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by geoskd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have to second this. Hire out the big jobs -- anything foundation-related/structural especially -- but otherwise learn to do it yourself. Yes, it will take longer but there is really a sense of accomplishment at the end.

      I have to disagree, structural work is the best kind of fun. There is nothing more exciting and geeky than figuring out which supports you can afford to pull out, and then testing it on the real thing...

      Foundation work is even more involved, and can be daunting to the first timer, but isn't really any harder than structural. Keep in mind that people have been building houses for thousands of years, and a disturbingly large percentage of them couldn't even count to 20, but their houses didn't fall down.

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    54. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by StormyWeather · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but I have to disagree. I buy the cheapest tools in many regards from places like Harbor Freight on a sidewalk sale. For doing some things like cutting through concrete backer board I'll be damned if I'm going to ruin a $250 saw or drill with concrete dust (concrete dust is death to tools). I remodeled two entire houses using a firestorm drill that came in a kit with a bunch of other tools for $139, and that 18v drill served me for four years wonderfully until it was stolen with a lot of my other tools. Now, some of my tools I buy *decent* stuff, like my little miter saw, because I needed my miter cuts on trim to be very accurate, but my $30 wet saw I got at a garage sale has put down 3 houses worth of ceramic tile that looks great. I love garage sale tools, people will tell you they don't last as long which may be true, but you can buy 4 of 5 tools for the cost of one easy. I just picked up a $250 table saw for $40 at a garage sale, and my buddy picked up a $700 air compressor for 75 bucks a few weeks ago that I found and didn't need.

      I might suggest finding someone uneducated that needs money from part time work in your family or friend of friends that is willing to come over for heavy lifting projects. I paid a brother in law 7 bucks an hour to help me remodel my kitchen and cut the time dramatically (I just had to keep him away from the saws because his wet saw cuts looked like crap).

      I find the "rock on" screws are great for drywall, and concrete board. I put my drill in reverse on the screws to grind through the concrete, then switch to forward to drill into the wood.

      The digital camera idea is great, and something I always want to do, and ALWAYS FARKIN FORGET.

    55. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by mellon · · Score: 1

      If you're going to use screws, for God's sake get an impact driver and not a regular electric drill/driver. It'll cost four times as much, and cut the time you spend dealing with stripped heads by at least the same factor.

      I have a Bosch impact driver, cost me $200 at toolladies.com, and in the month I've owned it and the two small projects I've done with it so far it's got to have saved me at least five hours of work.

    56. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally agree. My pops and I are currently finishing our basement, including framing, sheet rock, electrical, flooring, etc. It's a great sense of accomplishment and there's some room for some really tech-geeky stuff when you get into some of the lighting and other electrical choices.

    57. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "I have a Bosch impact driver,"

      Bosch make excellent stuff, as do DeWalt (their improvement in recent years IMO puts them up there with Milwaukee), Makita, and (expensive but tough and fapworthy to use) Metabo. I maintain power tools for a vo-tech school shop so I get lots of hands-on time.

      The Milwaukee 28-volt cordless are so good I grab them for junkyard runs too. The Sawzall is capable of cutting the front end off a Ford F150 body off using one battery!

      If you need to repair your tools,

      http://www.ereplacementparts.com/

      has nice exploded drawings (downloadable as pdfs) for most common power tools.

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    58. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I never understood the whole split-phase duplex outlet thing. Why do you Canadians do that? :) (And doesn't it lead to an overloaded neutral?)

      Because the two phases are out of phase with each other by exactly one half wavelength, the neutral can never be overloaded. If both phases were loaded equally, there would be no current on the neutral wire at all - the two phases would be each-other's neutral. The white wire is only there to handle the diff between the loads of the two phases.

    59. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by WNight · · Score: 1

      Most home inspectors couldn't catch a cold. They're usually forbidden to do any destructive testing (you don't own the place yet) and that means they won't look anywhere actually interesting.

      Not that an inspector isn't a good idea, but the McInspectors who are everywhere are worthless. Hire a good handyman and have them do an inspection. Our carpenter caught more problems than our inspector did, and helped us get an electrician to fix it before the city inspector saw them.

      For instance, our inspector wouldn't pop the electrical panel plate off, because it was painted onto and would risked tearing the paint where it met the wall. A slightly valid objection. But it still left that unexamined. Our carpenter sliced the paint around all sides, popped the screws out in seconds, and said "I'm not an electrician, but...".

      And he charged about 1/5th of the inspector's rate.

    60. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by lawaetf1 · · Score: 1

      In skim reading your post I thought you had penned, "those people .. are surprisingly high and they get away with it."

      I sort of figured if you're going to tile a big kitchen or paint a living room you may as well put some music on and be stoned. Just take care not to tile the living room.

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    61. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by adolf · · Score: 1

      You, sir, are the reason why I don't bother hiring professionals to do work for me.

      I expected more from you, #12016. With claims like that, I'm sitting here waiting for you and your journeyman card to loudly proclaim that the next level in this conspiracy involves Romex Corporation bribing the publisher of the NEC to increase copper sales.

      Just because the wires go to the same place, does not mean that they do the same thing. If you cannot understand this, you need to go back to school and learn about earth grounds again, and remember this time that over here in the real world, nothing has an impedance of 0, including neutral.

      If that's too inconvenient, then just do this: Plug a toaster into a properly grounded and wired outlet somewhere in your house. Turn it on. At that same outlet, measure the voltage between neutral and ground. Observe that this voltage is not zero and that the wires are therefore NOT accomplishing the same thing. Then, come back and explain to me in greater detail that it still doesn't matter. I'll be here. If you're game, we can then have a shocking discussion about loose neutrals and bad grounds, and maybe about Murphy and his Law.

      P.S. if I DID hire a home inspection, AND it found those problems, I'd still have bought that house, at that time, in that market, for that price. No question about that. The problems it had, though -- those are the sins of of the professionals that committed them, not mine. That I went ahead and bought the thing does not somehow absolve them of their transgressions.

      P.P.S. oh jeebus dude - this is really farking basic safety stuff.

    62. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you had a crappy inspector. I've had some really good experiences with inspectors, including one who found a wiring problem that was hidden in the ductwork, and another who discovered that the drain pipes running from the gutters of the house drained right into the foundation (he poured water down to measure the drainage).

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    63. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Eventually, it made more sense for me quit my low-paying job and become the full-time house repair dude while she worked her good job.

      It's not that hard, you learn new skills, have an excuse to aquire tools, and have something to be proud of. It did take seven years, though. YMMV

      Are you trying to scare the poor guy off?

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    64. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Where I live in Australia you would need to get written permission from you neighbours to build the balcony I described or redisign it so that you could not see into their existing private space.

      You are not forced to employ an architect but if you have an unreasonable neighboor an architect that knows the planning laws is worth their weight in gold.

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    65. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by morari · · Score: 1

      Now don't you just sound like the perfect example of a pissy little city slicker who thinks that they have some sort of privacy while really living like a canned sardine. I have an awfully hard time feeling sorry for someone that puts themselves in the situation where they might be robbed of their privacy by someone else simply looking out of their own equally private window.

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    66. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by catchy_handle · · Score: 1

      No, just wanted to let him know what it might come to. I should've emphasized that you (and your SO) have to be okay with living in a construction zone. It does get old when your work place and "go home place" are the same. You get burnt out and find excuses to get out of the house, which makes the jobs take longer.

      And I agree with those that stress getting permits. You really need to. My inspectors weren't that thorough, so you should be familiar with the codes yourself. I wanted my house to last another hundred years. Remember, the code is a minimum level of safety, you are free to do a better job than is called for.

      The hardest part about getting permits was the time it took to create the floor plans. Xfig is my friend. Several plan reviewers did comment on how nice the printouts looked.

    67. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by NevermindPhreak · · Score: 1

      Good point about getting high quality blades for your cutting tools.

    68. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by mbstone · · Score: 1

      We just rented a house that was lived in by a wannabe plumber. The toilets weren't attached to the house, just to the sewer pipe. The water heater didn't have a chimney, good thing we noticed before we suffocated from CO poisoning. The guy mixed steel and copper plumbing so that the water was undrinkable. We paid a licensed contractor $2000 to fix it, and imagine how loud Wally the Landlord screamed when we deducted it from the rent.

    69. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You only need 1 GFCI receptacle first in line in a chained circuit. putting them on every receptacle is needless and expensive.

    70. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Nice strawman since I wasn't talking about windows or existing buildings.

      And BTW, I grew up in the Australian bush. People who invaded our privacy were shot at.

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    71. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by WNight · · Score: 1

      Those are both things ours wouldn't have been allowed to do. But that's my point. In my area, inspectors are crappy. By standard procedure they don't do anything. A carpenter on the other hand, unconcerned with hard-and-fast rules, who only needed to know he could repair it afterward, was much more effective simply because he could look everywhere.

      We were buying and didn't own yet which is why they couldn't risk damaging anything. But, with that low of a threshold of risk he couldn't find anything either. Maybe if you own the place and can get them to really look.

      Inspectors around here all seem stuck on the Real Estate industry. It's all about rubber-stamping another place for instant sale rather than just inspecting your home to make sure it's in good shape.

    72. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Every notice how countries without those rules have 10's of thousand die with just a stinking 6.0 earthquake?
      How fire can spread like..well... wild fire?
      Do you realize that things that go wrong in someones home can effect people outside their property line.

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    73. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by psychicsword · · Score: 1

      He should find Jesus I bet he would help.

    74. Re:Fix the house, skip the 2nd job by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Massachusetts allows gay marriages now.

  8. grow pot? by SirLars · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hear that pays well

    1. Re:grow pot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      I hear that pays well

      Nah, pot doesn't pay as well anymore since the Canadians and Mexicans started exporting it more and also growing it in mass on the U.S. Forest Service lands. Sure you can get a few K's if you do it right and not get caught, but your legit programming job pays much more. The "new" drugs to pay attention to are LSD, Ectasy, and cocaine, or you could just become a drug company lobbyist and sell just as dangerous stuff legally. The technology option is spam or steroids websites...

    2. Re:grow pot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      protip: if you grow pot, don't tell people on slashdot...

    3. Re:grow pot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless your in CA. get a few folks, get a med card/provider card, grow plants, sell to pot clubs. They buy at good rates if it is decent. My buddy got his down payment for his house this way.

      Don't be obvious and don't tell your neighbor.

    4. Re:grow pot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      You're completely out to lunch. There is almost no profit in LSD unless you are a primary manufacturer, in which case you "only" need about 8 years of organic chemistry experience, an advanced lab, and a couple of million dollars to buy precursors (and remember that ergotamine tartrate is closely monitored). Ecstasy has good profit margins, but the risks are high (it's a high profile LEO target), and you have to deal with the chance of getting bunk pills, as well as the kind of "cooks" who also run meth labs. You run a decent risk of getting jacked for your money buying a boat. Cocaine is even worse.

      "Research Chemicals" (designer drugs) are still where it's at-- unscheduled analogues of scheduled chemicals. Things like DOI, DOB, DOC, 2C-E, 2C-I, MDMCat (Methylone), *-DIPT, *-DMT, *-DPT, etc. You can get these things in bulk for next to nothing from otherwise legitimate chemical houses in China, and then turn around and sell them online. Since Operation Web Tryp, pressure has been higher from the DEA, but anonymous hosting, website security, encrypting all email communications, etc., should be right up the alley of any geek. Profit margins are incredibly impressive, and it's easy to move. Relatively insignificant weights have good profit margins, as opposed to something like cocaine where you have to move kilos to make significant money.

      For comparison, before Web Tryp you could get a gram of 5-MeO-DMT for about 200 dollars. You could easily sell it for a dollar a milligram. Go forth and profit on club scene kids with disposable income to burn (or snort, or eat, or inject).

    5. Re:grow pot? by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 0

      Right up to when they bust you and take your house, car, etc

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    6. Re:grow pot? by hemp · · Score: 1

      Grow Salvia - its legal in most states and the price/oz is great.

      http://www.salvia.net/

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    7. Re:grow pot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In high school I could buy 100+ hits of LSD for about $90 and sell them for $5 / each (and it was good, never had any complaints).

      So $410 profit on $90 isn't good?

      I was making so much money I got busted by my folks for paying all my bills and buying tons of toys, without a job.

    8. Re:grow pot? by chubs730 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and you won't even get questioned by the neighbors (it's a member of the sage family). They're beginning to outlaw or restrict its sale in many states, so get in while it's still legal.

    9. Re:grow pot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're completely out to lunch. There is almost no profit in LSD unless you are a primary manufacturer, in which case you "only" need about 8 years of organic chemistry experience, an advanced lab, and a couple of million dollars to buy precursors (and remember that ergotamine tartrate is closely monitored). Ecstasy has good profit margins, but the risks are high (it's a high profile LEO target), and you have to deal with the chance of getting bunk pills, as well as the kind of "cooks" who also run meth labs. You run a decent risk of getting jacked for your money buying a boat. Cocaine is even worse.

      "Research Chemicals" (designer drugs) are still where it's at-- unscheduled analogues of scheduled chemicals. Things like DOI, DOB, DOC, 2C-E, 2C-I, MDMCat (Methylone), *-DIPT, *-DMT, *-DPT, etc. You can get these things in bulk for next to nothing from otherwise legitimate chemical houses in China, and then turn around and sell them online. Since Operation Web Tryp, pressure has been higher from the DEA, but anonymous hosting, website security, encrypting all email communications, etc., should be right up the alley of any geek. Profit margins are incredibly impressive, and it's easy to move. Relatively insignificant weights have good profit margins, as opposed to something like cocaine where you have to move kilos to make significant money.

      For comparison, before Web Tryp you could get a gram of 5-MeO-DMT for about 200 dollars. You could easily sell it for a dollar a milligram. Go forth and profit on club scene kids with disposable income to burn (or snort, or eat, or inject).

      You're not a geek at all!

    10. Re:grow pot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Caveat: don't care about ruining lives.

    11. Re:grow pot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhaaa! I like your style

  9. Gee.. uh.. by houbou · · Score: 2, Funny

    and be doable equally well from home or from a hotel room

    Amateur porn site project perhaps? :P

    should appeal to my inner geek

    If "inner geek" is its nickname, he should definitively find some appeal to this project.

    1. Re:Gee.. uh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How was this modded insightful? I mean, yeah, it's good advice but seriously guys? Pr0n?

    2. Re:Gee.. uh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amateur porn site project perhaps? :P

      During the day I manage our company network and do a fair amount of software development. On weekend, I manage my porn sites. I think this comment might have been meant as a joke, but is actually valid. I got into it quite by accident. I noticed a free porn site and thought "God, that looks like a 3 year old made that". A month later I launched my own using free content and affiliate programs. Before I knew it I had a lot of traffic and started cashing in. A couple years later, a fifth of my yearly income is from the free sites. It appeal's to my inner geek because I am learning new tools that I end up using during my job.

    3. Re:Gee.. uh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'ts "porn." Not "pr0n". Porn. P.O.R.N.

    4. Re:Gee.. uh.. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "I noticed a free porn site and thought "God, that looks like a 3 year old made that". A month later I launched my own using free content and affiliate programs."

      Ok..I'm curious. How do you make $$ off a free porn site????

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    5. Re:Gee.. uh.. by rograndom · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I noticed a free porn site and thought "God, that looks like a 3 year old made that". A month later I launched my own using free content and affiliate programs."

      Ok..I'm curious. How do you make $$ off a free porn site????

      You make it up in volume

    6. Re:Gee.. uh.. by Philip+Shaw · · Score: 1

      The same way SourceForge makes $$ off a free news site!!!!

      Ads, boy, ads

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    7. Re:Gee.. uh.. by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Ok..I'm curious. How do you make $$ off a free porn site????

      He doesn't give it for free, he gets it for free from the Internet and then charges to view it.

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  10. Home renovation? by lsommerer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Have you considered getting into home renovation? Granted, you won't be able to do it from most hotel rooms, but I understand there is a growing market for those services in your immediate area. It would certainly be different from your day job.

  11. Re:Obvious, really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's a geek. No reasonably sane woman would want to have sex with him.

  12. Web Development and Design by Bicx · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm not sure what you do for your main job, but personally I would suggest learning some web technologies like PHP, MySQL, and possibly something like Flash. Maybe throw in some graphic design to exercise your creative side. Web programming and web development can, in my experience, be more enjoyable than other types of programming jobs due to the relative simplicity and "instant" results. It is relatively easy to get web development gigs (after you start building up contacts), and it can be done from anywhere. Personally, I may try part-time web development myself after getting my day job settled.

  13. I run a global software company by Ostracus · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Everyone needs to run a software company."

    Are you based in India? :)

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    1. Re:I run a global software company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      No no, he said "Everyone needs to run a software company."

      If he were from India, it would be "Everyone is needing to be running a software company."

    2. Re:I run a global software company by JuzzFunky · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You know those small retail shops that don't really have many customers. The ones where the attendant just sits there for 90% of the day with a bored look on their face.
      I've often thought about getting a job in a store like that and spending my idle time writing software...
      It's a thought I have every time I see a bored retail worker sitting on their butt waiting for the next customer.

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    3. Re:I run a global software company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That Bangalorese, if he's in northern India, it'd be: "Do the needful, run a software company."

    4. Re:I run a global software company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That Bangalorese, if he's in northern India, it'd be: "Do the needful, run a software company."

      Mod up! God I hated when our offshore support team would talk like that in email....

    5. Re:I run a global software company by calmofthestorm · · Score: 1

      Suits me just fine when they can fix my problem. I don't care what the accent is if you are obviously unqualified.

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    6. Re:I run a global software company by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      I've occasionally thought that it'd be nice to have a second job as a parking lot attendant or something of that sort. Sure, you get interrupted a lot, but that's not much0 different from being on Help Desk duty and without the intellectual distraction. In between, you can write, blog, code, draw, chat*, surf*, /.*, whatever. *requires internet access, of course

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    7. Re:I run a global software company by BluBrick · · Score: 5, Funny

      That remonds me of something that happened when I used to work for a well-known IT service provider which, at the time, had a large contract with a major American automobile manufacturer. From our offshore support in Thailand, we got this gem:

      Please do the needful. The customer is on fire.

      It took quite some time to work out what it meant. Apparently, "on fire" was the literal translation of a Thai expression for "very angry".

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    8. Re:I run a global software company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's China you're talking about.

    9. Re:I run a global software company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am taking objection to this typecasting! For many years we Indians working hard to break this const mockery of our accents while you are drinking coffee Wally-like. Try to sympathy or I take exception and if you are still stuck up case, I am complaining to mister admin!

      Oh, and goto hell; -)

    10. Re:I run a global software company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No actually it would be
      "Everyones is needings to be runnings a softwares companys."

      From, "Phone Jacker: India Broadband provider"
      http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5288379556338087126&ei=gJDOSOWOK4z6qAL349HdAg&q=phone+jacker&vt=lf

    11. Re:I run a global software company by hiroller · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Speaking as a developer in a team which is split into both US and Indian resources, I don't think it's the accent that is troublesome. It is the barrier of actual understanding that is an issue. Sometimes, they just don't get it no matter how many times you explain it to them.

      And as for actually fixing the problem, have you ever had to maintain anything fixed by Indians? I have nightmares about it. It is at times atrocious. And this isn't b/c they're not talented developers; most of the time it's because they don't understand the concepts we are trying to use and why we are using them. All in all, when I go back to fix another defect that is introduced into a section where an Indian resource has been working, it will take me twice as long.

    12. Re:I run a global software company by calmofthestorm · · Score: 1

      Work for NASA. Have to be a US citizen. Problem largely solved (it's not the ones here that bug me...)

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    13. Re:I run a global software company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unless he's that authentic traditionally dressed Indian in Darjeeling Limited who speaks like a native english speaker (funny combination).

  14. PC Building by KGIII · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Build and sell PCs. Not just normal PCs but ones with nifty cut-outs (you DO have a Dremel tool, right) and flashy lights. Call them by some nifty name. When you're not home you can be working on the designs or maybe building some of the smaller bits. As this is "free time" it won't really be that unprofitable if you can build a name and find the market.

    Me? I'd like to build some out of exotic woods.

    --
    "So long and thanks for all the fish."
    1. Re:PC Building by Heembo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Me? I'd like to build some out of exotic woods.

      There is already a niche market for PC's made from high-end hard woods - I saw one advertised in a catalog on a commercial airplane that cost upwards around 3-4k with crappy innards. Go for it man....

      --
      Horns are really just a broken halo.
    2. Re:PC Building by NeilTheStupidHead · · Score: 1

      I would have to second this. I build and upgrade PCs in my spare time for people. Nothing so fancy as case modding but if I'm feeling ambitious and demand is high, I can make $250 per week pretty easy. Plus I keep all the parts from upgrades, usually to get recycled into low end systems or repairs.

      --
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    3. Re:PC Building by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I have a beautifully equiped wood shop with all the equipment I'd need. I'd want to learn some more so that I could sculpt a mouse but a keyboard should be fairly simple to make as well.

      --
      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
    4. Re:PC Building by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to build some out of exotic woods.

      This is a really, really cool idea... I trust you don't have a patent?

    5. Re:PC Building by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Nah, what I have is the equipment and the knowledge and a number of unique design ideas. Even if there were many patents I'd still have more ideas. I'd expect, from my shop, each would be unique. Handcrafted items are VERY difficult to patent because of their typically being unique. In this case there's nothing (probably) that I could patent really? The standards are already there. The methods are obvious. If anything I'd worry about a trademark because my goal would be preventing people from making use of my name not people building them in their garage and selling them to their friends. Hell, personally? I'm just as likely to toss up the blueprints online so that people can use them on their own and build their own out of whatever they want.

      The second idea, you can have this if you want it, was to also stream video so that people could order custom products and then stream the actual build process to their PC. For those who bought a one-off I'd likely include some of the footage on DVD as well as the plans and some glue and some extra wood of the same grain, from the same tree, so that if they should screw up the case some how they could fix it on their own. But that's just me.

      --
      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
    6. Re:PC Building by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I have a pile of useless skills and would like to know if you have any? If you do then... Well... How about some sort of community for people who have great ideas or a willingness to do so to build out custom PCs? I sold a case about a month ago for $300 USD and it wasn't even made of wood.

      Before you get giddy, think "stained glass."

      I'm NOT proficient at that. My father needs something to do, for those who don't know my mom (his wife) passed a couple of months ago, and so I'm sending him off to school. (Really, he has to do something and has let me make the choice, he's going to go learn it.) I'm thinking limited license agreements and the latest movie figure or what not. The idea is that we can reproduce what you want in your PC be it shape, outline, color, AND ensure you get a top of the line PC with the ability to upgrade of course.

      --
      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
    7. Re:PC Building by Heembo · · Score: 1

      Go for it - it's a big money market if you can find clients. I prefer Koa for work of this nature - you might want to start by building one for yourself. It's a lot of fun with great $ potential! :)

      --
      Horns are really just a broken halo.
  15. What would Tyler Durden do? by TeknoHog · · Score: 5, Funny

    a really old house that's on the verge of falling down

    Soap. Make and sell soap. Sell rich women their own fat asses back to them.

    --
    Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.
    1. Re:What would Tyler Durden do? by Missing_dc · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up,

      most of us geeks wish we could fight.

      (This coming from a geek who fights rattan with armor and boffer without.)

      --
      How amazed would you be to suddenly find that you just forgot what I wrote and you needed to reread my post.... again.
    2. Re:What would Tyler Durden do? by SirLurksAlot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Soap. Make and sell soap.

      Actually this is a very good suggestion. A friend of mine recently opened her own soap business and she is making money hand over fist. She mostly sells soap at trade shows, fairs, etc, but I helped her set up her e-commerce site and business is really picking up for her. Soap is relatively easy to make, and creating large batches of it at a time can lead to great economies of scale. You could do worse as far as side-businesses go.

      --
      God, schmod. I want my monkey man!
    3. Re:What would Tyler Durden do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i totally endorse the previous suggestion.
      especially if you can demolish a few office blocks while you're at it.

    4. Re:What would Tyler Durden do? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Other than the fact that meets essentially none of the [laughably hard to meet I grant] criteria set by the OP.
       
      It's not reasonably lucrative, in fact the pay is mediocre at best when figure everything in. Doing trade shows and fairs requires a specific time commitment. It's not doable from a hotel room at all. Nor is it particularly geeky - being largely rote. (Yeah, you can break the rote - but most of your customers will mostly want more of the same.)
       
      Not to mention that as the economy worsens, not only are more and more people turning to 'crafty' sidelines to make a few extra bucks (which means you have a lot of competition), your customer base is also slowly evaporating.
       
      Despite all that - you can make good money in soap if you work your ass off, but it's not a part time commitment and you aren't paying for a serious remodel unless you are one of the one-in-a-zillion soapers who hit it big.
       
      (Disclaimer: I am a part time soaper and follow the soap boards.)

    5. Re:What would Tyler Durden do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soap. Make and sell soap. Sell rich women their own fat asses back to them.

      Thanks for the tip, Mr. Todd.

      I really preferred you as a barber though.

      And that sweet lady selling pies downstairs....

    6. Re:What would Tyler Durden do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But never forget about Project Mayhem.

    7. Re:What would Tyler Durden do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hum... Is there any nearby esthetic clinic ?

    8. Re:What would Tyler Durden do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happens at Fightclub, stays at Fightclub. Start a fightclub, charge to fight, that's what we did...

    9. Re:What would Tyler Durden do? by pablodiazgutierrez · · Score: 1

      I don't completely agree that soaping is not a geek-friendly activity. Learning about the chemistry, improving the measures, temperatures and timing, designing a good pipeline and picking the right ingredients (be imaginative here) is a more mentally stimulating job than many others people keep suggesting in this thread. Perhaps the key here is that I'm more a scientist than a geek, and I like things like cooking for the same reason.

    10. Re:What would Tyler Durden do? by pablodiazgutierrez · · Score: 1

      Mind to share a link? I've recently been to a few fancy soap stores (Lush et al.) and became intrigued.

    11. Re:What would Tyler Durden do? by SirLurksAlot · · Score: 1

      Sure, check out Blissology, The Science of Bliss. She actually has a lot more than just soap, but the soap is very good. I'm lucky in that she sends my wife and I samples of new products every now and then ;-)

      --
      God, schmod. I want my monkey man!
  16. OnForce.com by RiffRafff · · Score: 5, Informative

    Check out OnForce.com. They look for people in your area to do one-off installs, change out UPS batteries, run cable, update virus programs; all kinds of things that make more sense to hire someone knowledgeable one time than to keep people on staff "just in case."

    I used these folks in my last gig to do field work all over the country...cheaper than flying someone out to do it.

    --
    "I might have made a tactical error in not going to a physician for 20 years." -- Warren Zevon
    1. Re:OnForce.com by squarefish · · Score: 2, Informative

      OnForce is awesome and easy to work with- the platform allows providers a lot of flexibility on what types of jobs they want, for how much, and easily allows you to set multiple parameters for how far you are willing to travel including zip codes, mileage rages, and area codes. I completed 29 jobs for them a few years ago when I was between jobs and I still keep an active profile in case I end up in that situation again. They are a great organization and they do a great job. I would highly recommend them to anyone. You also get your money within a couple days of completing the job- there are some tricks and you'll learn those as you go, but most of the clients are good, but they all have their own rules and policies that you really have to pay attention too.

      --
      Creationists are a lot like zombies. Slow, but powerful and numerous. And they all want to eat our brains.
  17. Mo' Money for No Work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You want lots of money but you can't commit to any specific amount of time or place and it has to be really interesting and legal. Let me guess, you're 26 years old or thereabouts?

    Dude, just get a better job.

  18. Doing it for money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I started a blog for money. At first I was making no money, and it was fun to waste tons of hours. Recently I started making more money as I stopped working on it! I lost interest and focus, and I have other commitments. Even posting once a month is a chore. I'm play Warzone 2100 instead.

  19. So, basically, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you want money but you don't really want to do anything for it?
    I give private lessons in maths for high school students.
    Five times a week, at an hourly rate of 15EUR.
    Not lucrative enough to fix a house, but 300EUR a month is a lot of money for me.

    1. Re:So, basically, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you mean you teach rich kids not to draw to an inside straight? Nice... I should try tutoring people in maths too.

  20. lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Slashdot,

    I consider myself fairly well off but just spent beyond my means, making me like most of middle class America. I'm now looking for a get-richer-quick scheme, preferably that can be done at home sitting on my ass, and whenever I want. It must also appeal to the inner sense of superiority I give myself at my day job... but it must NOT be like my day job.

    Sincerely,

    R.A. Tracer, Jr.

    1. Re:lol by hax4bux · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points, you would get them all.

    2. Re:lol by Leebert · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, that about sums it up.

      I kept hearing my dad's voice in my head while reading this:

      "That's why it's called 'work', son."

    3. Re:lol by Metaphorically · · Score: 1

      Okay so you understand the question, now what's the answer?

      --
      more of the same on Twitter.
    4. Re:lol by eclectro · · Score: 1

      Dear R.A. Tracer, Jr;

            Have you given any thought to processing emails at home, selling pharmaceuticals, or possibley becoming the top rung on the big multi-level I'm starting?? Send me $10 USD and I will tell you how easy it can be.

      Sincerely,

      Ripp U. Jackson

      --
      Take the cheese to sickbay, the doctor should see it as soon as possible - B'Elanna Torres, "Learning Curve"
    5. Re:lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear R.A. Tracer,

      Me is Nigarian prince from Sudan. Me had to flee out of my country because of people not liking me. I still have Swiss bank account in Lichtenstein with 25,000,000,000,000$, but cannot travel because of bad hip. Reading your request, looks like you've got all the right skill to be my intermediate in getting money out bank. We split fifty-fifty. If you want money fast, please send me mail with your bank info to bendover@thisisnoscam.ru

    6. Re:lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you'll try anything ... try something worthwhile first ... http://www.CardPerson.com

  21. Re:Obvious, really. by chill · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, but it is the insane ones that makes it worth all the waiting!

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    Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
  22. Simple solution... by Puffy+Director+Pants · · Score: 1

    1. Find a random job
    2. ???????
    3. Profit
    4. Invest the profits in fixing up your house.
    5. Get a government bailout when your house is destroyed in a disaster.

  23. Congress by Arterion · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sounds like you should run for Congress.

    --
    "That which does not kill us makes us stranger." -Trevor Goodchild
    1. Re:Congress by EaglemanBSA · · Score: 1

      Congressmen aren't allowed to understand technology. For more information, Ted Stevens will be reachable at a federal penitentiary near you sometime soon.

      --
      Quiz: True or False -- On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your middle name?
    2. Re:Congress by martinw89 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but he would have to leave his house to meet the lobbyists that give him his paycheck. Unless these lobbyists really want what they're lobbying. Well, I suppose most are pretty determined...

      Scratch that, he should be good. Hey everyone, let's be representatives!

    3. Re:Congress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lawksamussy for President !!

  24. Barter by antifoidulus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A second job probably isn't a good idea because it could very easily interfere with your first and you may end up losing that. I would try bartering instead. Seriously, somewhere in your network of friends you have to know people who can help you fix up their house and may have a kid that needs help with math or want a web site for their business etc. Not only is this probably more efficient(no need to earn money, get it taxed, then go find people who are also getting paid taxable income to do the work), the overall commitment is probably smaller as well so you don't have to worry about your second job becoming your first.

    1. Re:Barter by nwf · · Score: 1

      I've had plenty of regular contract-based jobs as a second job. I made clear from the beginning that my primary job comes first. What I do for them will be in off hours, e.g. after dinner. I don't answer support calls for the contract jobs while at my primary job.

      I've never had a problem with this. I earned up enough to pay off all of my debts and put a down payment on a house in better shape than the original poster. Then, as the market changed, I stopped.

      I don't do it now, since the opportunities stopped finding me (I never went out and looked), but that's fine, since I'm way too busy with other stuff now.

      --
      I don't know, but it works for me.
    2. Re:Barter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take it that you don't work under a strict non-compete. Some of us aren't so lucky.

    3. Re:Barter by schmiddy · · Score: 1

      no need to earn money, get it taxed,

      In the USA, it's unfortunately a myth that you can't be taxed on bartered goods and services. See here: http://money.howstuffworks.com/bartering4.htm

      Ludicrous and practically unenforceable, yes, but that's the way the IRS sees it. And occasionally people do get caught (i.e. if you do it way too much) -- see Ted Stevens, who thought he was being pretty clever.

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  25. Not sure how to add tags ... by PaganRitual · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... so can someone please create a idalsolikeapony tag and place it on this please.

    1. Re:Not sure how to add tags ... by geckipede · · Score: 1

      If somebody's giving out ponies, can I have one in black? Preferably one that doesn't mind living in a second floor room.

    2. Re:Not sure how to add tags ... by dynchaw · · Score: 1

      Click the triangle to the left of tags and type away! You can enter as many tags as you want, separated, by, comas, but only the ones that lots of people type in end up associated with the story.

      It looks like idalsolikeapony was typed in a lot :)

    3. Re:Not sure how to add tags ... by l-ascorbic · · Score: 1

      It looks like idalsolikeapony was typed in a lot :)

      Sounds improbable.

    4. Re:Not sure how to add tags ... by dwpro · · Score: 1

      click on the little triangle pointing to the current tags. No charge for your first fix.

      --
      Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. -- Susan Ertz
  26. Write an iPhone App by fredmosby · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I know the iPhone's not popular here right now. But it has a very low barrier to entry compared to writing a program for any other platform. Internet hosting, collecting payments, and to a certain extent marketing is already handled for you. All you would have to do is the actual programming work.

    1. Re:Write an iPhone App by Heembo · · Score: 1, Troll

      Gross. Then you would have to buy a crappy mac - no way to build iPhone applications on a non os-x platform that I know of. Shudder.

      --
      Horns are really just a broken halo.
    2. Re:Write an iPhone App by samkass · · Score: 1

      This is exactly what I was thinking. Apple sells hundreds of thousands of these things a week, and each one gets loaded with software as it's really easy and fun for the customer to do so. Unfortunately that leads to tons of shovelware (how many tip calculators and unit converters do we need, really?) but it's also a great opportunity for someone to do a simple app uncommonly well and make a few bucks. It also tends to be sufficiently different from day jobs that it both stays interesting and avoids a lot of the legal mess if the company decides to try to claim ownership.

      It's free to sign up and download the SDK and try things out on the included simulator. The downside is if you don't have a Mac that'll be a large initial investment. Just think of it as a slightly more expensive UNIX laptop with unusually good driver support.

      --
      E pluribus unum
    3. Re:Write an iPhone App by Kabal` · · Score: 1

      It's also probably not different enough from his real job. It is a good suggestion though, I have an app that is making me a decent amount of pocket money :)

    4. Re:Write an iPhone App by paulthomas · · Score: 2, Informative

      That is a valid complaint. Not only do you need a Mac, you need the most recent OS.

      I have a Powerbook G4 and a Macbook, both running OS X 10.4. Developing on the Powerbook is out because it has a risc processor, and I need OS 10.5 to develop on my (x86) Macbook.

      Last night I downloaded Google's android SDK and emulator, and today I have a working Hello World and sample Lunar Lander.

      Although Google has promised Android Market there are no android phones out there right yet, so the revenue potential is much less than for the iPhone at the moment.

    5. Re:Write an iPhone App by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what I'm currently doing. I've only been at it a few weeks and it's lots of fun (much more so than my day job). So far I'm averaging about $100 per day (my 70% share of the sales).

    6. Re:Write an iPhone App by prayag · · Score: 1

      No, not really. Objective C is very much different from most other languages (Java, C#, C++, Python, PHP etc.). So if you have worked on any of these the learning curve would probably be deep taking considerable time. It would all depend on what platform you are comfortable with. And if you don't want a Hackintosh, buying a Mac can make a substantial dent in your pocket. In addition, there are thousands of app on the iPhone store and hundreds with less than 50 downloads so big chance that its not gonna fly. Its probably would be less profitable than RentACoder stuff while being more or less similar work (designing/coding etc.)

    7. Re:Write an iPhone App by he-sk · · Score: 1

      Last night I downloaded Google's android SDK and emulator, and today I have a working Hello World and sample Lunar Lander.

      1. Download Android SDK.
      2. Build and run the examples.
      3. ???
      4. Profit!

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    8. Re:Write an iPhone App by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Actually, Objective C is really easy to learn if you already know C and some other Object Oriented language. You'd probably just need a weekend and a copy of Aaron Hillegass' fantastic book Cocoa Programming for OS X.

  27. Re:Obvious, really. by pembo13 · · Score: 1

    It's kinda sad, but prostitution seems to exactly fit the bill.

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    "Thanks for all the money you paid to us. We've used it to buy off ISO among other things" -Microsoft
  28. women? by MushMouth · · Score: 2, Insightful

    uhh, only men hire prostitutes, even male ones.

    1. Re:women? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      uhh, only men hire prostitutes, even male ones.

      Yeah, keep thinking that.

    2. Re:women? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Bullshit. I know a French prostitute who met the chick she does threesomes with by hiring her for leisure first and being impressed.

      Also, this same prostitute (they call themselves "providers" in the biz) was called by a woman who was disabled and loved her husband so much she was hiring one for him.

      Not that you can find a bi-sexual nympho chick around every corner, but women certainly do hire prostitutes, much to my fascination.

      Hmm...which meme is appropriate for this?

      "In Soviet Russia, prostit..." nah
      "I, for one, welcome our new whor..." nah

      Oh oh I know! "Dude, if you don't think women hire prostitutes, swing by your mom's place on any given Friday night."

    3. Re:women? by blackpaw · · Score: 1

      Uh ... you don't get out much I guess.

    4. Re:women? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're on Slashdot. If you do get out -you're- the freak.

    5. Re:women? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, can I come hang out with you?

    6. Re:women? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "In Korea, only old people hire prostitutes!"

  29. Drug Dealer by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 5, Funny

    Reasonably lucrative, no major time commitment, can be done at home or a hotel room.

    Seriously--there are not many legal options that meet your requirements.

    I'd suggest you take a little trip down to the "bad" part of your town and start talking to the guys you see standing around on the street corners. I'm sure one of them would be more than happy to help you set up a franchise of your own.

    --
    This ain't rocket surgery.
    1. Re:Drug Dealer by Firehed · · Score: 1

      What, does "freelancer" not mean anything to you? That's a pretty damn stupid way to look at things. Look for small gigs on craigslist and freelance job boards. There's no major time commitment, can be done anywhere that you bring a computer, and is reasonably lucrative if you write good code (or make attractive designs, whatever).

      And it won't get you arrested.

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      How are sites slashdotted when nobody reads TFAs?
    2. Re:Drug Dealer by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

      +3 Insightful?

      I was going for funny...

      --
      This ain't rocket surgery.
    3. Re:Drug Dealer by MRe_nl · · Score: 1

      Apparently it's from the oh-and-it's-gotta-be-legal dept.
      As for your following suggestion;
      "I'd suggest you take a little trip down to the "bad" part of your town and start talking to the guys you see standing around on the street corners", this song springs to mind:

      Well he looked down at my silver chain He said I'll give you one dollar
      I said you've got to be jokin' man It was a present from me mother
      He said I like it I want it I'll take it off your hands
      And you'll be sorry you crossed me You'd better understand that you're alone
      A long way from home.

      --
      "Kill 'em all and let Root sort 'em out"
    4. Re:Drug Dealer by failedlogic · · Score: 0

      I've been playing Dope Wars on my PC for a few years now. I generally start with -$5,000 in the whole and a bit of inventory. Within a month I have close to $1,000,000 and I travel across the country. The real this is like the game .... right?

    5. Re:Drug Dealer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look for a Mrs. Botwin she sells the MILF weed.

  30. Let them boot cake! by starglider29a · · Score: 1

    Nah, get ahead of the bleeding edge, and make them out of cake!

    Bill shook his a55 in Seinfeld/MS Ad I, so we know they're on the way...

  31. Learn how to sell what you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Find out what people want (google keyword tool, etc)
    2. Make a website that satisfies the need. Either a downloadable product or a subscription-based service that YOU can make in your spare time.
    3. Learn how to do ethical internet marketing
    4. Be helpful, promote it, make it worth buying.

    Work hard at it and build a business. You will not make money fast, but you there is no cap on what you can make. The more you sell, the more you make. 1-10,000/year is hard, but keep pushing and you'll make more than you could at a job. As much as you put in you will get out.

    Find some sites that offer simple solutions for things people need. basecamp, membership sites, accounting tools, etc. Stay away from web 2.0 and places where lots of people need to come and add value.

    That's the biz model of a solopreneur. Take it or leave it, but it's real and it works.

  32. You can try this... by nawcom · · Score: 2, Funny
    How big is your wang? (If the rumor that nerd cock is huge is true) then swing it around like a helicopter at after-hours bars for some cash.

    Or, start up some web servers at your place and host content for some twisted yet legal sexual fetish. Or sell autographed pictures of your mom.

    Okay, so I'm really not helping at all. I myself have earned extra cash repairing laptop hardware, cleaning up horrid computers running windows, and the occasional assisting of installing legal copies of OS X on the purchaser's PC. Mostly connected through word of mouth, so I don't advertise or anything like that.

    If you have well built software programming skills (with your previous code as proof) you would be surprised about the people who want a program to do x, y, and z and will give you a nice check to do so. I've done that 4 times in my free time, all with lawyers who a relative knew of.

    If you still have your foreskin, you can play "guess what's in the foreskin pouch" where you hide a random item by enclosing it with your foreskin. Not sure how much cash you can get from that - betting perhaps.

  33. Trade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm a video game developer by day, and a trader/investor by night. I don't intraday trade, so I guess that makes me an investor.

    Typically with 10% of my cash invested in the market, I can make about 3% return (about 30% ROI) monthly *if* I do proper research, pretty consistently.

    If you don't mind risk, this is a nice way to make cash as it requires only a minimal time investment and can be done from anywhere in the world.

    1. Re:Trade by Kinky+Bass+Junk · · Score: 1

      How did you learn?

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    2. Re:Trade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Several good books are available for under 30$. Check out "Options Made Eazy"

      Open an account at thinkorswim.com or optionsXpress.com and check out their free literature.

      It takes about 3-4 weeks to really understand what's really going on in the world of stocks, options, futures and forex. But that's only the beginning, the true reward comes from the dedication put in after the initial learning curve.

    3. Re:Trade by Kinky+Bass+Junk · · Score: 1

      Thanks, anon, been looking at doing it for a while now.

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    4. Re:Trade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I should also say- that 3-4 weeks was time spent after hours..after coming home from work and on the weekends.

      A little bit every day is key.

    5. Re:Trade by paulthomas · · Score: 2, Informative

      Caveat Investor. Parent is likely a lucky and/or foolish speculator rather than an investor.

      Practically no one earns 30% annually with consistency, especially not people for whom it is a hobby. Many people remember the good bets and forget the bad ones. The only way you should be tracking returns is by measuring the net value of the account/s from period to period.

      Ten years ago, people "invested" in their homes with leverage (debt) when everyone was saying that you'd be insane not to and that renters were throwing away their money. Now many of these people are upside down. You can be lucky for a long time, but that's not necessarily investing.

      Sometimes markets aren't efficient, and a smart, even-tempered investor can beat them. This combination is rare, and on average, the average investor has average returns. For your reference, the average annual compounding return for the S&P 500, a fairly representative index of 500 American stocks, was 5.3% from 1 Jan. 2002 to 31 Dec. 2007. It's fallen since then.

      Doing what the parent advocates, especially with leverage — options, forwards & futures, buying on margin (borrowing money), or shorting (borrowing stock)—, could net you big money, but it could also wipe you out.

    6. Re:Trade by kraut · · Score: 1

      > Ten years ago, people "invested" in their homes with leverage (debt) when everyone was saying that you'd be insane not to and that renters were throwing away their money. Now many of these people are upside down. You can be lucky for a long time, but that's not necessarily investing.

      Buying a house with leverage was a great trade ten years ago, you'd still have a remarkable return in most areas of the world.

      > Doing what the parent advocates, especially with leverage â" options, forwards & futures, buying on margin (borrowing money), or shorting (borrowing stock)â", could net you big money, but it could also wipe you out.
      very true. But of course the main reason to use options instead of futures is that you can limit your downside.

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    7. Re:Trade by paulthomas · · Score: 1

      Buying a house with leverage was a great trade ten years ago, you'd still have a remarkable return in most areas of the world.

      True, but people were still buying with this rationale two years ago. A better example would be buying into a stock market bubble like the one in the Japanese stock market in the 1980s. 14 years after it burst stocks still hadn't recovered to its peak level. We have had similar situations in our stock market.

  34. tutor by story645 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You've got a college degree in math/science, right? Tutoring hopeless college kids or high school kids from middle class families can net something like $50-75 an hour, more depending on your qualifications and neighborhood. Hours are totally flexible. Hell, if ethics aren't a problem, sell term papers and coding assignments while you're at it.

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    1. Re:tutor by Comatose51 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I've been a tutor before and am still one but it's harder than you would think. It's not so much knowing the material as it is explaining to the student that's difficult. A lot of times I find myself explain things in an abstract way that only confuses the hell out of my students. It's so obvious to me but it makes no sense to them, which is of course why they need help in the first place. My point is that a good teacher/tutor isn't always one who knows the material the best but one who is the best at explaining it to someone. I'm not saying that the OP isn't good at this but it tends to be that nerds/engineers aren't very good with communications.

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    2. Re:tutor by story645 · · Score: 1

      I work in my school's writing center and have been doing voluntary tutoring (both at school and for a non-profit) since high school, so I've been there. It's difficult and requires a hell of a lot of patience. Better tutors know how to explain material in a variety of ways and on various levels and to pinpoint the origins of a problems and whether they're conceptual or practical and how to deal with students of all levels and temperaments and, but yeah it's not a job for everyone.

      *shrugs* Just throwing a job out there for the op, and I figure that if he's had any decent leadership positions on his coding teams, he's probably had to do a lot of ad-hoc tutoring.

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    3. Re:tutor by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      You've got a college degree in math/science, right? Tutoring hopeless college kids or high school kids from middle class families can net something like $50-75 an hour, more depending on your qualifications and neighborhood.

      The thing about tutoring is that work arrives almost entirely through references.

      So instead of putting an advert in the paper or online, contact local public/private schools and try and get on someone's short list for tutors. You either want to talk to the math/science dept head or whoever is in charge of 'study skills'.

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    4. Re:tutor by SirLurksAlot · · Score: 1

      I agree, tutoring is definitely harder than it looks at first glance. I tutored CS for a short period and I plan to teach in the long run. I think the hardest thing for me was finding my method; obviously you can't just give them the answer or they wouldn't learn anything. Personally I tended towards the Socratic method, but as you say you have to use the method that the students find the easiest to learn with, and if someone can't communicate well then tutoring is not for them.

      Tutoring is one of the most rewarding (and frustrating) experiences I've ever had. It is a great feeling to see that you're getting through to someone, you watch the light come on for them and they start to really "get it." The flipside of this is when someone comes in day after day and you can tell they are just going through the motions, or they expect you to "learn it for them," or even worse they think you are there to do their homework for them. Still, even with the occasional bad apple I think tutoring can be a great experience overall, and a good part-time gig.

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    5. Re:tutor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with tutoring is dealing with people. Like most geeks, I have issues with this. Usually you're either socially awkward or misanthropic. I fall into the latter camp. Then there's the rare geek breed that likes people, is socially adept and is good at communication.

      If you're in that last category, then totally tutor those obnoxious brats that wont listen to you anyhow.

      Otherwise you'll wind up burying a 10 year in the desert. Not fun.

    6. Re:tutor by gallen1234 · · Score: 1

      Do you have a masters degree? I teach math for two (fully accredited) schools in their online degree programs and make almost as much from that as from my programming job. For many adjunct positions, a masters is all that's required.

    7. Re:tutor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell... If ethics aren't a problem, combine this with the amateur porn site idea. Let profit ensue.

    8. Re:tutor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But heaps easier to dig 10 year old sized grave than an adult sized one... or so I've heard.

  35. Let me shrink... by Ostracus · · Score: 1

    ""... it should appeal to my inner geek", I mean ... what are your other geeky interests? You can be curious, passionate and hack about anything ... if you're like me I'd suggest you glue lollipop stick model of things and sell them on eBay - good money! :)"

    You laugh but if you have a talent with wood? Get a Dremel and some wood and you can make miniatures. Some are very talented and the work really requires patience.

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  36. As a lifelong geek entrepreneur: new markets! by dada21 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've been an entrepreneur since the age of 12, running a variety of geeky businesses from BBSes in the 80s, to 3D design studios and rendering farms in the 90s. I've had my consulting business since I incorporated it when I was 15 (with an adult business partner who I bought out at 18).

    I still moonlight through a variety of ventures, none of them geek oriented. EVERY moonlighting gig I did that was geek-oriented made my life miserable. Too much geekiness can really break you, honestly.

    I run a Christian Printing business that accounts for about 25% of my income, and I run it on the side, maybe 1-2 hours a day. I blog, which accounts for 10% of my income, also very part time. I've owned retail stores which became too full time to manage. I'm starting a digg-like print magazine focused on Chicago (details to come).

    Everything I do moonlighting-wise is anti-geek. Much of it is hands on, without programming or thinking about technology or electronics. It keeps me fulfilled.

    Stay away from moonlighting in what you do for a living. Find a hobby you can profit from. There's a billion ways to make money, but the most fun ones are the ones that don't cross into the market you're in for a living.

    1. Re:As a lifelong geek entrepreneur: new markets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know what you're saying, but I think it depends to some extent on how "hard core" geek you are.

      I've run a side business for several years now doing on-site computer service and consulting work, along with a full-time I.T. job during the weekdays.

      Sometimes I start to feel a bit burnt-out with it all, but then I actually drsg myself to the customer sites and I get energized all over again. To me, there's something really gratifying about working one-on-one with a customer who you know is completely your own... not just another task on a list at the same old job, where you do work for the same old people, using the same old equipment, day in and day out.

    2. Re:As a lifelong geek entrepreneur: new markets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does the 10% of the time you spend blogging bring in 10% of your after-tax income? If not, why not?
      Or, if it doesn't, why bother?

      FWIW, I otherwise agree with everything else that you said. The OP should be careful to avoid a conflict-of-interest with his current employer's line of business, but in doing so, should feel free to utilize his/her talents (whatever they might be) outside of scheduled working hours to earn some extra cash. That might entail some after-hours work installing network cables (and other network infrastructure), for example, on a contract basis. Or, develop software of a totally different type/platform than your daytime job as long as your employment agreement can't lay claim to your code!

    3. Re:As a lifelong geek entrepreneur: new markets! by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 1

      "Everything I do moonlighting-wise is anti-geek. Much of it is hands on, without programming or thinking about technology or electronics. It keeps me fulfilled."

      There are plenty of things to do with electronics that have little to do with technology (I mean obviously, all electronics are technology, but...) You could repair appliances. Find old appliances in the alley and fix them and sell them. You'd learn about electronics, learn to solder, and learn how things work. And you could probably find info online to help you figure stuff out.

      I tinker with electronics, old tech stuff. I build guitar amps (tube amps, no transistors). For extra cash I fix other peoples' guitars and amps. That extra cash funds my hobby and lets me guild more amps. I think that's a pretty geeky hobby. I learn a lot about electronics and actually get to make stuff. It's sufficiently different from my day job (designing apps, writing code, etc) to be interesting.

      All this assuming you are somewhat mechanically inclined.

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    4. Re:As a lifelong geek entrepreneur: new markets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does the 10% of the time you spend blogging bring in 10% of your after-tax income? If not, why not?
      Or, if it doesn't, why bother?

      Maybe he just enjoys it.

      Not everything is measured in money.

    5. Re:As a lifelong geek entrepreneur: new markets! by dada21 · · Score: 1

      Does the 10% of the time you spend blogging bring in 10% of your after-tax income? If not, why not?
      Or, if it doesn't, why bother?

      I most definitely do NOT spend 10% of my time blogging. I'd venture I spend close to 2 hours a week blogging, which is under 2% of my wake-hours. My most popular blogs income-wise are not typical blogs. One such blog is notebook hinge crack which accounts for nearly 30% of the income from my blogs. That entire site only took about 2 hours of time to develop, but I do a lot of side work helping people who find me through that site. I like to blog, the income is a side-benefit, but if I focused on it full time, I'm sure I could replace 80% of my income working on my sites better.

      I also volunteer about 8 hours a week of my time to helping others find other sources of income. In the past year I've helped about 20 people add 25% or so to their incomes doing side jobs outside of their main income market. If you know how to look for niches, there's always a ton of money to be made. If money matter to me (it doesn't), I'd probably work a lot harder on my own income, but it's not what makes me happy. Money is just a way for me to save up time today to redeem for time tomorrow. Thanks to Murray Rothbard for that idea.

    6. Re:As a lifelong geek entrepreneur: new markets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I blog, which accounts for 10% of my income [...] One such blog is notebook hinge crack which accounts for nearly 30% of the income from my blogs. That entire site only took about 2 hours of time to develop, but I do a lot of side work helping people who find me through that site.

      From the blog:

      I've received about $400 in contributions from those this site helps - if you receive help because of our fine visitors and this site overall, would you consider a $10 contribution to me? Every bit helps, and I'm spending well over an hour a day maintaining this simple site, 11 months after I first created it.

      There seems to be a discrepancy in both the amount of time you worked on this site and in the amount of money you made from it... If $400 is really 10%*30%=3% of your income, then you should be making about $14,000 a year total, correct? It seems that either you're stretching the truth here or on the blog, or you could be spending your time more productively doing something else.

    7. Re:As a lifelong geek entrepreneur: new markets! by dada21 · · Score: 1

      The majority of the income from that site is from Google AdSense. The contributions are merely a nice touch from those I've helped. The site produces close to 4 figures a month in income (high 3 figures).

      I earn 6 figures annually from all sources of income. My blogs and informational sites earn a low 5 figures, but more than enough to compensate me for the time I spend. In 2007 I earned approximately $96 per hour for the time I spent managing my sites. Not too shabby, but it takes a lot of knowledge and dedication to get there. I wouldn't recommend it to most people who can't sit down and say "I am going to do this for 3 years before I give up."

      My best earning websites are sites dedicated to one particular product's issues and helping people resolve them When the Samsung T809 phone was released, I immediately created a site about it. That site's return was enormous as the phone was very popular, fielding thousands of non-spam comments in the year I maintained it. It still earns a few bucks a week from people who still use the phone or buy them used. That's the wonder of the web: if you build something, even without maintenance it can still generate income for years to come. For example, I am still hit #6 on google for Samsung t809 searches, and I haven't updated that site in well over a year.

      SEO combined with good and unique information is key to earning income online. My SEO for my notebookhingecrack site spectacular, earning me #1 hits on Google for many common search terms. I've also helped thousands of frustrated consumers, so I feel the income I've earned is more than paid back in the assistance I've given.

  37. Use spare money from your wages to do it up by hattig · · Score: 1

    Having just bought a really old house that's on the verge of falling down, I'm now trying to find a way to pay to fix it up.

    Ya should've thought about that *before* you bought it dude.

    And everyone's first house is their home. Treat it as your home. It is not meant to be a profit centre. You can compromise on the home in order to get a house that is a profit centre faster than you would have otherwise of course.

  38. I thought of that too ..... by taniwha · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    but then I realised he's a programmer in his day job and probably wants a change ....

  39. DIY? by farnsworth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    it should be sufficiently different to my day job to keep my interest up [...]. Above all, it should appeal to my inner geek

    Why not do the majority of the work yourself? There is nothing more geeky or interesting than learning something new, from basic carpentry, to plumbing, to design work.

    With my first house, I did the vast majority of the work myself, simply because cash was scarce. As time went on and I was able to save up some cash for expected work, I sometimes just hired the work out because it was something I tried and failed at, or was something that didn't interest me at all. But mostly I still do a lot of the projects myself.

    Financially, you should try to compare the earnings that might be available to you to the cost of laborers and craftsmen. I live in the Bay Area, I can earn $80/hr for side projects easily (I could earn way more if I could pick and choose, but if I'm just trying to fill my free time, $80/hr seems to be the sweet spot). Craftsmen charge pretty close to that. So, depending on the specifics of the work on my home needs to happen, I'll either do it myself or try to raise the money with side jobs. It also depends upon what I want to learn.

    For example, electrical work doesn't interest me at all, plus it scares me, so I always hire that out. But anything else I'll spend at least some time trying to figure out if I can learn how to do it myself.

    As for moonlighting, you'll find the best work through people you know and who trust you. The best advice is to let everyone you know know 1) that you are looking for work 2) what you are great at 3) what your availability is. Eg, "I'm looking for work, I've used X technology to build web sites for Y years, and I'm available Z weekends per month.

    Also, don't overextend yourself. Fixing up a house can take years. Don't get impatient, enjoy the process, and don't sacrifice your happiness for the sake of a faster schedule.

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  40. Another benefit, and an alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the cool thing is, under the rules of civil forfeiture, there's a good chance that if you're caught you won't have to deal with that house.

    Now drug paraphernalia...well, that's also illegal a lot of places, but it really appeals to the inner geek.

  41. But keep your fingers. by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 0
    No drinking and power-tooling.

    You probably want all your digits for your day job.

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    1. Re:But keep your fingers. by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      No doing any potentially expensive mods unless you're fresh. Tired == stupid.

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  42. Successful Moonlighting For Geeks? by lolococo · · Score: 1

    Whatever you find - I'm in

  43. Well the consulting market is toast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so I would advise you move to India where all the jobs are. Trust me, I compete against them and can't afford to charge minimum wage...

  44. small engine mechanic by Yold · · Score: 1

    If you own a truck and some basic tools, I'd recommend learning small engine repair. Fix lawnmowers, generators, scooters, etc. I'm sure you could find more than enough business if your rates are reasonable (I'd say $25 - $30/hr).

  45. Easy Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well if it's money you are after I know of this man in Nigeria who has come into a large amount of money, and needs to transfer it off shore for Tax Reasons. You will get 50% if you let him use your bank account. All he needs is your Name, Bank Account Details, and SSN. It is all perfectly above board. I know because I read it in an email.

    1. Re:Easy Money by eclectro · · Score: 1

      Hey, the Nigerian that emailed me is much better. He said that I didn't need to send any bank account details. Just a little money for a plane ticket so he could deliver the money to me personally.

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  46. Start a botnet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since you're a programmer, you'll have no problem creating one. Do it in the language of your choice -- except VB. You'll make tons of money, guaranteed. You can do this anywhere too!

    Think about it.

  47. DTV Converter Boxes and Antenna by tonsofpcs · · Score: 1

    Why not go out and help your neighbors? Offer your services to help people get ready for the DTV transition, purchase (if needed), install, and configure DTV converters and antennas for maximum reception for people in your community. I figure you can charge $50 a pop for converter set-up and over $100 a pop for antenna set-up and tuning.

  48. Freelance? by InlawBiker · · Score: 1

    Advertise your computer skills. I freelance web-programming along with my day job and host some commercial web sites.

    Some things to look out for though.

    - Be up front with your full time employer. If you get fired for freelancing, that's not good for your bottom line.

    - Be prepared to spend hours away from your normal life for long periods. If I only freelance nights, my usefulness is only about 25 hours per week before I become brain-dead. 45hrs day job + 25hr night job is 70 hours per week. It can take its toll on family, home, etc.

    - You're probably better off just fixing up the house yourself than earning money to pay other people to do that work. You need to know how to fix it yourself anyway. Welcome to home ownership.

    1. Re:Freelance? by ozphx · · Score: 1

      Home repair is fun anyway. I'm actually sad I was too busy to tile my back room - laying tiles looked pretty damn relaxing.

      Fixing walls and things is fun. The key is to grow some balls and realise its damn hard to screw up and damn easy to fix anything you do with a little bit of research. Plaster = fun. Powertools (especially nailguns) = fun.

      I sanded and sealed 250sqm of floorboards. I suggest getting a pro in to do the sealing though - the chemical crap is just annoying to work with.

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  49. RepRap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sell custom reprap manufactured parts.

  50. Not exciting, but legal & legit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My mother does payroll data entry for her local Parks & Recreation Center as a second job.

    She picks up the info each month, then inputs it with Excel & returns it via email once she's done.

    She keeps everything on a jump drive so she can do it from home or slow periods at her primary job. She usually spends about 1-2 hours a day working on it.

    It may not be the most exciting, but she makes a nice bit of extra cash (an extra $500 a month or so) all of which goes toward remodeling her new home.

  51. Re:I'll give you $50 by ozphx · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mod parent up +1 Helpful.

    I'll chip in $10 for the video.

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  52. Farm Gold. by Bieeanda · · Score: 1
    According to an e-mail I got through a job-search site, the market for domestic WoW gold and EVE ISK farming is wide open and ready for you to plunder it. Just load up Glider or find a mining bot, and watch the money roll in.

    Or, if you don't want to get banned for violating EULAs and pissing players off, play the auction house or stock market. Even keeping track of trends, it shouldn't take you more than an hour a day, and you can certainly run the average MMO client from a decent laptop.

    Of course, you may have to buy gold to start making it...

  53. Geophysical data processing by SupplyMission · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Geophysical data processing may be what you are looking for. It fits what you are looking for, because you can do it from anywhere you have internet access, and the money is good. I have a few friends doing this kind of work from home during nights and weekends, while working full-time at their day jobs.

    Typical work situation: there will be a field crew somewhere in the world, acquiring geophysical measurements from an aircraft-based sensor platform, usually for the purpose of mineral exploration. Every night, they'll FTP the day's data to you. You do the bulk of the quality control, data reduction and processing work, and then upload the processed data back to the FTP. You'd also notify the field guys about any potential problems in the data. After that, the in-house specialists will do any final processing (leveling magnetic grids, fine drift corrections, etc.) and when the fieldwork is completed, they'll also prepare the client deliverables (maps, reports, interpretations, etc.).

    Hourly rates for this kind of work range anywhere from $25/hr to $80/hr ($200/day to $500/day). If there are no serious glitches in the data that need troubleshooting, a data processor with some computer skills can usually rip through a day's worth of data in 3 or 4 hours. So if you get your data at 7pm, you can be done before midnight and still get a good night's sleep and be ready for your "real" job the next day. (On the other hand, if you have a girlfriend or wife, you may get into some time sharing conflicts, because the production schedules usually don't tolerate much latency.)

    Educational requirements are typically a 4-year university/college Geophysics degree, or something somewhat related, such as Physics, Engineering, Math, etc. In any case, if you have a degree, your chances are good.

    Training will probably take a few weeks, for you to get some experience and develop a feel for what good and bad data look like. Essentially you are the first line of quality control, so it's up to you to quickly flag any problems that could be due to operator error, sensor malfunction, or other factors.

    You may or may not have to do some selling to potential employers to get them to let you work entirely from home. However, the way the mineral exploration market is these days (base metals such as copper and nickel are expensive), this shouldn't be difficult as there is too much data to process and not enough people.

    A few geophysics companies are always hiring data processors:

    1. Re:Geophysical data processing by laosland · · Score: 1

      Would you happen to have a link to what exactly this type of work entails?

    2. Re:Geophysical data processing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have checked your links and saw few career opps. But nothing matched the description you posted. Can you post any links that help me research further?

    3. Re:Geophysical data processing by SupplyMission · · Score: 1

      Processing data from home is probably not a job that would be actively advertised by any company.

      As I mentioned, you may have to do a bit of selling with the potential employer. Show your skills and demonstrate why you'd be a great guy to hire, and then in return ask that after the training wraps up, you would like to spend most of your time working from your home office. Show how it would make sense for the employer (e.g. you will not need office space, you are used to distance working, etc.). It can definitely be done (as evidenced by three of my friends who do it) but it will take some creativity; it's not the type of job that you can just show up and apply for.

      The fact that you are looking for extra income on the side seems to indicate that you have some initiative and creativity. You probably already know, from your own forays into the subject, that finding lucrative income on the side is not easy. Because if it was easy, everybody would be doing it. To go above and beyond always takes something a little bit extraordinary.

  54. Re:star gazing & hand waving popular again by ozphx · · Score: 1

    Only a moron like you would deny Natures Perfect Time-Cube.

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  55. DIY Blog by Felix+Da+Rat · · Score: 1

    Why not do the work yourself, and run an ad-driven site about the process.

    When in the hotels, write up the step-by-steps of your projects. You'll save on the work cost, learn a new skill, and maybe make some cash from the people like me who are constantly surfing for tips and tricks on doing work around my house.

    I won't do plumbing, that I'll always contract out for, but most improvements around the house are done by me. I've learned a lot by hitting the web before I undertake any project, when I've hit stumbling blocks, and on how I could have improved my finished project. If your site provides good info (and renovating a full house can be huge) you'll attract a fair bit of attention.

    If you go this route, include scans of all your sketches, plans, etc. it's useful for folks to be able to see how someone went about doing a task they want to do on their own.

  56. Translation services. by ManicDeity · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The way I make a little extra cash is from doing freelance translation. There are quite a few companies that contract out linguist support for several languages such as Arabic (duh...), Mandarin/Cantonese and several others. The more in demand a language is the more that is paid to the translator.

    I understand that learning a new language can be daunting and difficult, but I have always considered it a very geeky pursuit and a complete removal from my daily coding. Also I must amend that the Army taught me a language so I do have a leg up, but if anyone does follow this path then at the end of it they will know an entirely new language and with it come greater job opportunities and access to another culture.

  57. Web Development by Brain+Damaged+Bogan · · Score: 1

    I've started an after-hours business with some friends and basically we've targeted restaurants and the hospitality industry to provide services for. A lot of places out there want a simple, well designed website and don't want to pay an arm and a leg, we charge about 1/4 of what the market charges because we get to pocket the lot and overhead costs are very minimal - we pay about $50/month for our hosting and will be moving to co-location from our homes in the near future.
    basically the design for the site takes around 10-12 hours using GIMP, cutting it up and coding it in html/php should only take 8 hours, then you just need to add the content which should take no time at all. and you can net yourself a tidy little profit, plus ongoing profit if you host the sites yourself.

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  58. Day trading and automated trading systems by stevegee58 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm shocked no one suggested trading. I've been teaching myself trading for a few years now. Engineers are analytical by nature and trading is absolutely perfect. Backtesting systems and analyzing data for patterns are a yin-yang fit for techies. It's potentially lucrative and can be done from home or a hotel room, as the OP specified.

    1. Re:Day trading and automated trading systems by geniusj · · Score: 1

      I hope someone mods you up. It's a good point and it's something I've been getting into over the past year as well (foreign exchanges, personally). But it matters little what market you choose, there is money to be made (or lost).

      Also if you've never gotten into any minute-by-minute trading, you'd be surprised how much can be made with just a fraction of a cent in fluctuation. Programming is also definitely a factor

  59. geek jewelry by stormi · · Score: 1

    You could get into jewelry making. Sites like Think-Geek have bracelets made out of cat5 cable. If you have old random objects I'm sure you could get creative and make some bracelets and necklaces.

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  60. Mister Snitch by Mister+Snitch · · Score: 0, Troll

    FWIW: I actually have a couple of projects that might offer the writer the flexibility and interest he craves. They are projects with beginnings and ends, not ongoing eternally (I don't think), so they're not 'forever' financial solutions for him. Although, who knows what could come of this. This also might be of interest to other Slashdotters, but I cannot discuss them here. Anyone wishing to contact me may do so at mister snitch [at] hot mail [dot] com, and I can offer broad strokes. BTW, the first thing I need is a patent attorney to protect the idea. It would be the sort of attorney comfortable with, say, patenting Amazon's various processes. Also: I HAVE rebuilt a house. Learned a lot, but it took forever and I don't know that I'd do it again.

  61. Re:I'll give you $50 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's probably illegal (at least in most parts of the US). However, if he were to eat out your ass for free, he could videotape it and sell it (or charge for webcam views). I'm not into the gay porn scene, but I suspect there's money to be made with ass-to-mouth videos.

  62. Espionage by nurb432 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Just sell off some of your daytime data to the highest bidder.

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  63. my project by Whoever · · Score: 0

    http://bellspace.net/
    I don't make much from it.

  64. Do you have any particular interests? by IANAAC · · Score: 1
    I started doing document translation on a part time basis years ago, while working as a systems administrator. It got me a bit of extra cash.

    After doing it part time for a couple of years, I realized that it was much more enjoyable than working in IT. So I ramped up my own marketing and have now been doing it full time for approximately 5 years.

    My point, I guess, is that whatever you end up doing, it should be something YOU like. And who knows, it could lead you to another career path altogether.

  65. For most people... by erroneus · · Score: 1

    ...moonlighting means to get a second job for extra money.

    For geeks, moonlighting could mean a wide variety of things from modelling and lighting moons and planets to igniting flatulants publicly.

  66. Second Life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I spend far more time entertaining myself there instead of trying to earn money, but despite that I cash out a hundred UDS every month or two based upon a few hours of work a couple years ago.

    If you actually applied yourself, you can be one of the few who does more than pay their ISP bill. Some do earn full time incomes. Others make half-hearted attempts, or pursue their own visions regardless of the market, and don't realize they are failing.

    The hard part is deciding how you want to do it. Creating scripts? Building/developing? Terraforming landscapes? Creating furnishings? Animations? Real estate? Services? Consulting? PR? Marketing? Teaching? Other employment? DJing? Have any musical talent? You could perform there too.

    Creating things of residual value allows for continuing income with little time investment. The latter things require continual time investment obviously...

  67. Moonlighting by wonderboss · · Score: 1

    Considering that you will pay taxes on money you make moonlighting, working on the house yourself may make more economic sense. As others point out, it isn't that hard. Also dealing with construction contractors can be extremely annoying. They can make technical people seem humble, modest, and considerate by comparison.

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  68. College Adjunct by RecycledElectrons · · Score: 1

    Assuming you have a Master's degree or similar...

    I teach at a local community college. I teach 4 classes a year, (2) 16 week classes, and (2) 11 week classes. That's about 65 nights a year, spending 6 hours at a time on campus.

    I get $35-$40 per hour, so that's $200 a night for 6 hours. 3 hours teaching, 3 hours in the computer lab.

    All the classes I teach are the same basic course: intro-to-computers, welcome-to-college, here's-how-you-type-a-term-paper-in-word-and-take-an-online-class.

    Andy

  69. This one should be relatively unique by Anarke_Incarnate · · Score: 1

    You could always try to see if you could be an IT recruiter. That way, you could be on of the people that vets candidates for jobs and get a tidy little commission out of it. The benefit of it is that you can see what jobs are on the market in your field, as well as making sure that incompetent people have a harder time entering it.

  70. Fortune-telling by zobier · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Consider astrology/divination/psychic readings sort of thing.
    Minimal learning required, reasonable money.
    Can be done online too.

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    1. Re:Fortune-telling by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Humor aside, psychic readings require a fair amount of people skills to work - most geeks lack this. Hire people who can do it, pay by call duration, use your geek skills to set up an ultra-efficient call center.

    2. Re:Fortune-telling by zobier · · Score: 1

      I think the most efficient call centre would be distributed to stay-at-home mums using asterisk.

      You could also do generic horoscopes/numerology via email -- less demand on people skills that way, could be automated.

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    3. Re:Fortune-telling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno bout the e-mail horoscope thing too easy too common. People want to talk to people the desperation is the dollar. The bored via voip is a good idea though.

    4. Re:Fortune-telling by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Like the rather brilliant scheme that says "Want to know if your lover is cheating on you? Text both your names to xxxxx and we'll tell you" ?

      I just wish I'd come up with it, fine print says it's like $5 for 5 uses. And it's completely automated; you make a one-time investment and the occasional commercial on crap TV, set up your server, and rake it in.

    5. Re:Fortune-telling by geekoid · · Score: 1

      No you don't. Have you listen to these charletons? there just horrible, Brown being the worst. I mean seriously she does it poorly.
      But people throw money at her.

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    6. Re:Fortune-telling by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Sorry, the crap late-night TV I watch attracts a different patch of the prole audience, so I don't really see these things very often. Who's Brown?

  71. Asterisk Hacking by trevnick · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Try building AGI scripts for Asterisk machines. $100+/hr, and can be done from anywhere (use Trixbox in a vmware session and xten softphone to test, or remote into a machine).

    1. Re:Asterisk Hacking by RGRistroph · · Score: 1

      I've written a lot of Asterisk AGI stuff, in the .conf files, in perl and php AGI. I have several years experience. But I am not getting offers of $100 / hr . . . hook me up.

    2. Re:Asterisk Hacking by trevnick · · Score: 1

      Try www.aretta.com, although they may have a different rate.

  72. Haven't you always wanted to be.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ....A Lumberjack?

    (Ok, so a part time one)

  73. Falling down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think everyone here is missing a critical point... You just bought a house that is on the "verge of falling down", you aren't into renovation and you didn't already have a plan to be able to afford renovations? Did you miss the whole mess the housing industry is in because of people buying houses they couldn't actually afford? While you may have avoided one of the ridiculous mortgages by getting a wreak at a bargain, you've just changed when and how the money gets poured into the house (and a house in that bad of a condition stands a really good chance of costing far more than you might think).

  74. Remember? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepard?

    and there was also a 70's song by Leo Sayer

  75. HAHAHAHA by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    oh god, yes, try to convince people these days that they are supposed to wait 50 years before cashing out and not 3.

  76. Working at a grocery store stocking shelves. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A buddy of mine at work has a second job stocking shelves at a grocery store near his house.

  77. Pick up a part time job somewhere interesting. by Gribflex · · Score: 1

    If you're looking for secondary income, try picking up a part time job somewhere interesting.

    Some options I'd consider:

    A u-brew location. It's low effort most of the time, and you get to spend your day talking about beer with a wide variety of people.

    Retail in a game store, or small hardware store. Again, you get to hang out and shoot the breeze all day with people that share interests.

    Bartend. This requires a bit of a skill (takes 6 weeks to learn). I have a few friends in this industry, and they seem to enjoy themselves. Most only work 2 shifts a week, and pull about $80-200 a night, depending upon the sort of bar it is.

    Commission sales. I worked for a bit at FutureShop (the CDN Best Buy). Their sales staff is all commission based. I've never had such a fun job. Also, commission sales pays quite well.

  78. start a band by rhoder · · Score: 1

    rock and roll, man.

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  79. Take a welding class by HangingChad · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You won't be able to do this from a hotel room but I took a welding class and everyone that passed their test had a chance to meet with local companies looking for welders. Most of them were willing to consider part-timers, especially if you were TIG certified. If you can weld aluminum or do food grade work, you're golden.

    One guy in our class got a job at an Antarctic research station.

    I ended up getting an exec job before the class was over, so it never turned into a part-time gig. But I still have people who want me to weld stuff for them. And if you have a plasma cutter besides the welding gear, you'll have lots of friends and plenty of part-time work. Even my buddies will slip me a couple bucks, it's enough to pay for my welding supplies. You can usually find classes at a local community college, I'd stay away from the trade schools.

    The only problem with getting certified in stick welding is you'll never be able to look at big pipes or structural welds without inspecting the beads. Checking for splatter, bad puddles and spots where they missed flux. You can get to be a seam snob.

    If you're artistic metal art is really popular. There was a guy who come in once in a while to buy our class scrap. He made metal art little things and made quite a lot of money selling them. I used the plasma cutter to make a name plate for a friend and I bet I've had five of her friends call and ask if I would make them one. And, I have to say, a plasma cutter is not only a cool tool to use, it sounds totally bad ass. Like a jet engine that blasts a spray of molten metal. Imagine being able to cut in 1/4 steel as easy as writing with a big Sharpie.

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    1. Re:Take a welding class by CharlieG · · Score: 1

      I never got my ticket, but in college, I was an Ironworker. I occsionally worked the high iron, but spent most of my time in the fab shop. The usual route - start of priming and painting, and worked up. Learned to run the lathe and mill, but probably the most usefuls skill was SMAW (stick welding for you 'normal' folks).

      You're right - it changes the way you look at things "geez, look at the inclusion on that weld", "That guy just ended the weld, didn't build up at the end" "poor puddle control on that..."

      I've got one of those little 90a buzz boxes at home. Gahhh, hard to weld with that - need tiny electrodes. Need to put in a 220 line to the garage so I can get a one the the classic 225s, or maybe an inverter tig (Heck, I already have a 12x36 lathe, and a bridgeport....)

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  80. Bartending / Bouncing by jzarling · · Score: 1

    In a time before the wife and kids I used to bartend, and bounce.
    You have to be outgoing, but if you are in a college town, it can be "rewarding".

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  81. grow weed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    grow weed and magic mushroom
    it's easy and if someone ask about your electricity bill you tell them about your 1200w computer psu

  82. Rich Dad, Poor Dad by stormcoder · · Score: 1

    Read the Rich Dad books. They teach you how to think to get a head financially. They're not get rich quick books.

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  83. Cooking or Baking by dogzilla · · Score: 1

    I find cooking to use a some of the same skills I use in my day job, but in a totally different way. I've created a cookie recipe and am now in the process of ramping up baking to sell to local small markets. Eventually, if this takes off, I'd like to open a storefront.

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  84. Can you say Ebay? by out+of+control · · Score: 1

    Do a bit of research and then sell your soul on Ebay.

  85. I used to by EW87 · · Score: 0

    Bartend and Barback at a local Stripclub. Good money, good time, great moonlighting :D

  86. Work the minimal shift and do the work yourself by wedgeshot · · Score: 1

    If you are a contractor for the government.. be a slack-ass like 70% of them do already and bust your ass after work and weekends fixin' up the shack. If you are married with real little ones it's very tough to do, I've been remodeling my house for the past few years and boy has it been quite tough at times. You are a geek, right? Get your nerdy friends off the online games and put them to work.

  87. Go to the dark side by Nyckname · · Score: 1

    Phishing.

  88. Compete with PAKISTAN!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ya - i've been on rentacoder. Kind of Rediculous to compete with people who do the old Bait and Switch in India. We'll work for $8-$15 an hour... give you crap - then charge you more. I prefer developing real relationship and demonstrating a track record.

  89. play poker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    i play poker for $10 an hour. read Dan Harrington's books.

    1. Re:play poker by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      This is about the best suggestion of the lot, so far. Most of the answers ignore either the time flexibility requirement or the requirement of being different than $DAY_JOB. My wife plays poker and makes some money at it, and it's totally time-independent. Or she did; since she's been pregnant she doesn't have the energy, patience, or concentration, but she'll get back to it after the baby is born.

      This assumes, of course, that OP has interest in, and at least modest talent for, poker.

      One caveat I'd add is that as online poker gets more and more popular, there are more and more crazies playing, people who watch the highlights of WSOP and WPT events and see somebody like Kido Pham who seems to play any two cards any time (which he doesn't quite do, but he is a very aggressive player) and think that that's how you play poker, for real. These donks can't be making any money, but their willingness to play any two cards all-in is enough to make it a lot harder for a skilled player to make some money, because there are a lot of them and taken in total, they will catch a very lucky turn or river often enough to make your life hard.

      It's kind of like how as computers became more and more popular, the skill level of people with computers went down and down.

    2. Re:play poker by kidblast · · Score: 1

      >One caveat I'd add is that as online poker gets more and more popular, there are more and more crazies playing, people who watch the highlights of WSOP and WPT events and see somebody like Kido Pham who seems to play any two cards any time (which he doesn't quite do, but he is a very aggressive player) and think that that's how you play poker, for real. These donks can't be making any money, but their willingness to play any two cards all-in is enough to make it a lot harder for a skilled player to make some money, because there are a lot of them and taken in total, they will catch a very lucky turn or river often enough to make your life hard.

      In poker you make money from other people's mistakes. It is a zero (or actually negative with rake) sum game.

      If they are playing a very crazy style it can increase the variance of a skilled player's returns but if they are not using a decent strategy a skilled player will undoubtedly profit from them.

    3. Re:play poker by tverbeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...since she's been pregnant she doesn't have the energy, patience, or concentration, but she'll get back to it after the baby is born.

      Um... is this your first, by any chance? :)

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    4. Re:play poker by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      Nope, third time around. You gotta have something to do for a little down time,and poker is better than Oprah :)

    5. Re:play poker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One caveat I'd add is that as online poker gets more and more popular, there are more and more crazies playing, people who watch the highlights of WSOP and WPT events and see somebody like Kido Pham who seems to play any two cards any time (which he doesn't quite do, but he is a very aggressive player) and think that that's how you play poker, for real. These donks can't be making any money, but their willingness to play any two cards all-in is enough to make it a lot harder for a skilled player to make some money, because there are a lot of them and taken in total, they will catch a very lucky turn or river often enough to make your life hard.

      "These donks" are your #1 source of money. Take them to the river on bad draws and enjoy that 60+% return on investment. If people are throwing their money away, and your wife isn't picking that money up, something's wrong.

      Sounds like your wife is a lousy poker player.

  90. P0rn by freddy_dreddy · · Score: 1

    it got the internet, VHS, DVD and BluRay going.

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  91. Tutoring or DIY Home improvement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm with the tutoring and writing term papers and stuff for math and science. If you've actually made it through undergraduate school they all seem ridicoulosly easy looking back on it. I hate every minute of tutoring I do for anyone in any subject, but its un taxed money as well.

    But also, as mentioned, depending on local home coding laws you can probably watch some episodes of bob vila, buy a couple home improvement books, invest in some tools and do everything yourself. I helped my parents build a several hundred square foor addition, the only thing we didnt do ourselves was framing and roofing. We applied for a building permit and received it without any question, looked up relevant electrical codes for additions and followed them as closely as possible. Most of the stuff isn't rocket science, so if you're even remotely a handyman and your local building codes dont prohibit it you'll probably find it easy.

    1. Re:Tutoring or DIY Home improvement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not that the money is untaxed; it's that you successfully avoid paying the taxes on it. There is a difference.

  92. you could... by tangentreality · · Score: 1

    Start a soap business, working out of your home, using the fat you steal from the local liposuction clinic.

  93. Oh this is too easy by areusche · · Score: 1

    This will work really well and appeal to the inner geek! Take out a home loan and apply for it online! Easy quick cash and since you did it online it's pretty geeky!

  94. Nobody cares like you do by mkcmkc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know that you really save money by doing it yourself, and it may actually end up costing you more when you figure in the price of your time and other non-obvious costs, but there is still one killer advantage to doing it yourself, which is that nobody will care as much as you do about getting it done right.

    Over the years, I'd say 20% of the tradesmen I've hired have done a great job, 40% are mediocre, doing almost as good as I might do if I was in a hurry. The other 40% are chimpanzees, and it can cost a lot of time and grief to unroll their messes. Unfortunately I'm not very good at prospectively telling the difference between these groups.

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  95. Right... by SuperBanana · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ...and with zero minutes a month, my money is earning more than 3% in a savings account.

    You do realize that you're not even beating inflation, right?

    1. Re:Right... by rk · · Score: 2, Informative

      Please tell me what bank you are using that pays 3% interest per month. I'll switch tomorrow.

    2. Re:Right... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Turn in your geek card, sir.

      3% per month equals (1 + 0.03)^12 - 1 = 0.42576 = 42.576% annual return.

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  96. Do something fun by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Why money? Do you really need money that bad? If your main goal in life is beemers and dumb blonds, then you'd be in management or sales. Try something fun, like model rocketry or building a robot to fetch beers and do the laundry.

    I tried to start multiple web businesses during the dot-com boom, but none of them clicked. I realized that marketing is not my bag. It was an interesting experience, but I've had enough entrepreneurism for a while.

    And, anything you do for the first time you will probably not do it competitively at first. Gaining enough skill to compete with experts in the field will usually take a while. Think back to the first programs you wrote. They worked, but the code was probably ugly and difficult to maintain, and if you had any control over the user interface, it was probably clunky.

  97. Answer: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't live past your means.

  98. Affiliate Marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With a little study time invested you could make extra cash using affiliate marketing and paid advertising (PPC on google, etc).

    I've setup a few sites that bring in $500-800 a month with a hundred or so invested in marketing each month. The key is just finding the right niche market to target and the right product to promote.

    I have a blog on it I don't really keep updated enough, but there are some resources there to at least get you pointed in the right direction -- www.dotcomicon.com

  99. Make money slowly by objekt · · Score: 1

    It took a while, but now I make about $20/month with Dreamhost rewards/referrals. It's free to get an ID, and once set up takes virtually no effort on my part. This explains how the rewards program works.

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  100. Coyote Davis by CoyoteDavis · · Score: 1

    Most of my online poker friends are geeks. Math and left brained types thrive. The learning curve is steep for the first two weeks. After that if you can't make $100 an hour in limit hold'em from any hotel room or your back porch, at least you'll know it. Search for Roy Rounder for beginning help, and read some good books. Poker online is a game, but luck is less important that losers think. Good luck though. lol "Cast Out Your Old Tired Expectations." That's Coyote Logic.

  101. Don't do side work for money - Barter Instead! by Croaker-bg · · Score: 1

    I have tried to do side work as a geek for money on many occasions and have found that in the end the amount of work that I end up doing far exceeds the amount gained over time. What I have found that actually works very well is just letting small businesses in your community at places you frequent know that you are in computers and willing to work a trade in services. I did this with my vet several years ago and I have not paid a single cent for my dog in over 4 years. This includes food and boarding of my pet and anything to do with the health of my dog which. I get roughly 2-3 calls a month from them and probably spend 4-8 hours every quarter there keeping printers working and just fixing things that someone has screwed up. I have crunched it out and this deal easily saves me 3-4k a year depending on teeth cleanings and annual travel. The health of my pet is amazing as the vet is very invested in keeping my dog alive. I have recently cut another deal with a large salon that provides office space to hairdressers and pedicures. In essence they are giving me office space (since I mostly work from home when I am not not he road) and hair cuts for my wife and two daughters. This deal will save me an additional fortune over time and gives me a place to hide from the previous mentioned family members. The benefit to the salon owners is that the office space means they will have a friendly tech in house when I am home. Not to bad a deal to keep up a small wireless network and one server. Now if I could only figure out a way to get free toilet paper. With three women in one house you can imagine the implications!!!

  102. Horology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about becoming an horologist? It takes some tools, patience, and study, but is very rewarding. You can buy old run down clocks at thrift stores and repair them, refurb them, etc. and sell them for fantastic margins as repaired antique timepieces. Pocket watches, grandfather clocks, desk clocks, etc. I know a guy who basically picked up clocks while out on his sales route, or traveling, and would sell them for thousands upon restoration. He put his kids through college, basically.

    Easier to ship/xfer than cars, less ubiquitous that refurbished PC's, and a much better purchase-to-sale ratio. Oh, and completely awesome for your inner geek.

  103. Probably not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but she'll get back to it after the baby is born.

    As a new father I have to say that you're probably in for a surprise there.

    You will have no free time of any sort for a long long time. And you won't want to trade the little bit you do get for $10/hour.

    1. Re:Probably not by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      This is our third kid, we know the drill. She won't have a lot of time for it, but will have some. Our other two are both in school, and babies sleep a lot.

  104. Eldercare-a legal way to sell to the less capable. by RustinHWright · · Score: 5, Interesting

    For a few years I made my living doing a very geeky sort of eldercare. There are an awful lot of people, mostly women over the age of seventy-five, who need a hell of a lot of skilled help that a broadly skilled geek can provide. They are usually still managing three or four bank accounts, two to ten investment accounts, about twenty to fifty annual contributions, and various other expenses. And usually dealing with one or more personal aides, who almost never speak good English and even if they do, do a lot better with somebody young, firm, and capable who keeps them on target. And they are usually slowing dispersing their possessions, which frequently involves psychologically complex claims of interest in donating things but with dozens of conditions, most of which they can't even articulate. And all with families who want all of this dealt with but aren't going to make the time to be there enough to do this and would be hobbled by family dynamics if they even tried.

    Once you learn to see it that way, almost all of it is systems problems. Things that can be hacked.

    Add all of this up, and, especially when you added in the families who were in the process of moving from standalone homes to senior residences, I had far more work than I was willing to take on. And since I underpriced the market by charging thirty to fifty dollars an hour, I really got to pick and choose. Flexibility mattered far more to me than the marginal income. Just think of it as consulting work. The kind where the ability to keep a good timesheet is crucial, as is the ability to bill regularly, and then get the client to pay, which, when it goes wrong, is usually just another problem you can, ironically, bill to fix.

    The trick to all of this? Being capable enough that whether the problem is about bookkeeping or logistics or finding and managing a contractor, your answer can be "don't worry; I'll take care of it." If you can make that promise and keep it, you're golden. You'll probably, like me, end up needing to find one or more assistants to help out if you're not willing to commit to doing this full time. I tried to keep it all at about fifteen hours a week and while peak load (say, moves of large houses or medical crises) was quite a bit higher, on average I did just fine. Fwiw, I peaked at five assistants on a couple of big jobs. Finding and managing them was, of course, much of what I was being paid for.
    There are hundreds of thousands of affluent households who are just now moving from private homes into senior residences of one sort or another and the bottom line is that these residences are institutions. And from the food to the visual esthetics to the available services and schedules, these places are just not up to the job of satisfying these people who have had decades to get used to a higher standard. The person who can fill in that gap can write their own ticket.

    What I'm describing is a boom industry and will be for years to come and it uses most of the skills I learned as an IT director and consultant. Financial management, crisis management, learning to live the "pager lifestyle", handling subcontractors, and so on. Things like explaining the limitations of servers to PHBs and routing installs around union b.s. apply, too. Not to mention being able to switch from being "a suit" talking to a lawyer (or a doctor, or both at once) to climbing under a desk to see if a new outlet was done properly. But since you're working for a family, you've got waaay more flexibility than you do at a corporate job. And if you're good the word of mouth will get you as many clients as you're willing to take on.

    As for the "work from home" issue, like many kinds of consulting, for every hour you spend onsite, you spend half an hour to three hours offsite. Doing research, coordinating subcontractors, and so on. If you are online and can be on the phone for a while now and then, it doesn't matter if you're home, at work, or in the middle of a bro

    --
    It's all about the information. And what we do with it.
  105. Second Life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm prolly gonna get burned for this, however, i make a tidy sum each week from selling stuff on Second Life. Took me a while to make sufficient products - but now is essentially passive income requiring 1-2 hrs for upwards of $500usa per week.
    www.secondlife.com

  106. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Interesting

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  107. 2 ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. overtime

  108. Whatever you choose, by seventhc · · Score: 0

    do not do the siding and/or windows before the roof. I've seen people do this and they damaged brand new siding while doing a roof tear off. Of course it is fixable, but it really is a waste of time and money.

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    'sig' deleted due to the stupidity of it's 'nature'
  109. chacha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you heard of chacha.com? You can apply to be a "guide" there, and basically look up random facts on the internet all day. It is surprisingly addicting, and it's a good way to use your geeky research skills and speed. You get paid by the answer, 10 cents to start, and 20 cents once you hit a certain level of quality, which isn't too difficult to attain. It's not hard to make $8-$10 an hour that way, if you're fast.

    The best part is, there is absolutely no obligation- you log on whenever you want, and work for as long as you want.

  110. Re:Eldercare-a legal way to sell to the less capab by Raenex · · Score: 3, Funny

    What I'm describing is a boom industry

    I am intrigued and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

  111. illicit substances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    very easy and profitable. your inner geek can create most substances that people want but are too stupid to make themselves.

    this has been tried and tested. just don't get caught.

  112. Re:Eldercare-a legal way to sell to the less capab by RustinHWright · · Score: 1

    Ya know what? Occasionally reality involves the things that the scam artists imitate. That's why they imitate them. Kinda like any other cliche; they became cliches because previously a hell of a lot of people has found themselves saying those things with no ironic intent.

    On a less conceptual note, go for it, do the research and see if I'm blowing smoke. Try, say, searching on the phrase "eldercare consulting". There's a hell of a lot of businesses out there and a hell of a lot of corporate idjits who think that very personal problems can be solved with standardized, templated solutions. You know, just like computer consulting.
    And fwiw, if you actually read my post you'll discover that what I'm suggesting is anything but a free lunch. TANSTAAFL is fully in effect. To do what I did is impossible without at least six or seven kinds of expertise and no small amount of focused, skilled work.

    So if you're just yet another superficial /.er going for a quick snipe, bugger off. If you really think that you're saying something useful or insightful, bugger off with a big ol' cyanide-covered cherry on top.

    --
    It's all about the information. And what we do with it.
  113. home automation is geek fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Install home automation components ala www.smarthome.com's INSTEON line. It lets people control lighting, home theater, etc. and it's very geek compatible.

  114. Try applying at bars. by zullnero · · Score: 1

    Seriously, it worked great for me. I could work flexible hours later at night doing carding at bars. I was provided with free diet soda and was paid. Never gets dull, and every night you get great stories you can tell your friends at work while you look and feel like a zombie. :)

    It made me plenty of extra cash when I was going through some lower paying contracts, and most bars will take anyone who doesn't have a raging case of halitosis and shows up when expected.

  115. You are a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF?!?! Why would anyone buy "...a really old house that's on the verge of falling down" and then get a second job to pay for it?!?! Are you fucking retarded or on drugs? This has to be one of the stupidest questions I've ever seen posted on Slashdot.

  116. Liar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Geek.
    Software developer.
    Spare time.

    I'm sorry, but it is not possible to have all three.

  117. One option: blogging by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 1

    I run the biggest blog in the Ruby space and was recently looking for (paid) writers from the community to help me out. This might be an avenue in the areas where you're proficient. Most top blogs in certain niches would love to have someone dependable and you could earn a few hundred a month for reasonably little work as long as you're already familiar with your area.

  118. Don't care about the accent. by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1

    I care about the mindset or lack of one.

    Most of these people that I get in the offshore tech support centers are locked to a script. Why I ask, "can I speak to someone with a functioning synapse?" their response is "we don't have anyone like that here."

    Before I pick up the phone I do some basic troubleshooting. They put you on hold for "a moment" that lasts for more than 5 minutes, then apologize for it, then do the same thing again.

    And of course, when you ask why they want you do "try something" their response is "sometimes it fixes the problem." No logic.

  119. Drug dealing & distressed properties... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Based on your stated goals and desires, allow me to be the first to welcome you to the exciting and lucrative world of drug dealing!

    The sad thing is that you have no idea how dead-on your statement is--in multiple ways. Drug dealing and having a broken-down house go well together, and I don't mean for the purposes of using it as a crack house...

    Someone in my past who was a drug dealer (and I'm not talking about myself, but I still choose to post anonymously), would hide his earnings by buying a distressed/outdated property then hiring a contractor to fix it & paying cash... Contractors LOVE cash because a) they can hide it from the government--profits and purchases of materials***; b) it's much easier to pay their illegals--er, undocumented workers. So, the contractors write up a very underreported invoice--that the IRS can find out about--but get paid a much higher amount for much more work. (The IRS and even the local municipality have no clue what condition the home was in before and how much work was actually done). The work gets done on the home, greatly increasing it's value. Property sells, the profits are clean, & he moves onto the next property... He then pays himself a salary based on the profits and is a full-time real estate investor.

    That being said, I'm curious to know how he's dealing with the present storm in the housing market... Then again, last I heard he was in jail (and not for money laundering...)

    ***To add, local building suppliers (other than the nationwide chain stores) often give "cash discounts"... By this point, the $$$ has changed hands so much that it's impossible to prove it's drug money.

  120. most spammers are part timers... by hardwarefreak · · Score: 1

    It's pretty lucrative from what I hear, especially if you sign up Kraft Foods as a client. And even when arrested, you may likely beat the rap. Ask Jeremy Jaynes about both. He'll probably be back at it soon.

    Just be warned, you'll see me on the other side of the scrimmage line. ;-)

  121. Build an e-mail server... by craagz · · Score: 1

    ...and contact the Nigerian prince for email templates.

  122. Be a poll worker by Ronin441 · · Score: 1

    Here's a one-off suggestion for some moonlighting cash: work in your country's elections. You don't mention what country you're from, which suggests you're from the US, and the US is in desperate need of poll workers who are competent with information systems.

  123. I moonlight translating Japanese Porn by Rande · · Score: 1

    The money isn't great, but I can do it whenever I'm not in a public place, and noone except me cares how accurate the translation is.
    Some people just look at the pics and make up the story.
    Warning : it makes you feel like a Gynacologist - you start critiquing the qualtity of your porn even during recreational viewing.

  124. Sell your virginity. by Chas · · Score: 1

    What? You're a geek right?

    The odds that you've actually had any are....

    Oh wait...not by choice...

    --


    Chas - The one, the only.
    THANK GOD!!!
  125. What did HP do wrong here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You say that your HP boss had a "lack of integrity". How? You completely ignored your employers explicitly expressed wishes (which you asked for) and moonlighted anyway? Who is displaying a lack of integrity here? Why did you bother asking if you were obviously going to ignore any answer you didn't like?

    Also, why did you leave interesting work at National Semi for boring work at HP? Somebody has to do the boring work, and it ended up being you. Exactly how was this HP's fault?

    I'm not saying that any of this was a good HR decision, but it is going a bit far to say that HP did not behave with integrity.

    You sound like a Prima-Donna Asshole, and I, for one, would not have been sorry to see you go. You do indeed sound not very well suited for a worker-bee position.

    A "terrible desire to call stupid people stupid" is not just bad for consultants, it's bad for pretty much everybody, except maybe Drill Instructors.

    1. Re:What did HP do wrong here? by jasen666 · · Score: 1

      Why did you bother asking if you were obviously going to ignore any answer you didn't like?

      To find out how clandestine his other job would have to be.
      Whether or not my employer likes what I do when I'm not at work is not very at the top of my mind either. I'm paid to do a job for them, not be a slave to them. If I need a second job to pay my bills, and it does not impede or impact my work, it's none of their business.
      I know in this culture of employer-fellation that's not a popular opinion.

    2. Re:What did HP do wrong here? by aron1231 · · Score: 1

      Did you even read his comment? About him (personally) not having "any pangs of lack of integrity"? He wasn't saying HP lacked integrity, he said he didn't feel bad about lacking it.

      Jeesh, before you rip someone a new one, be sure you know WTF you're talking about. Makes you seem like just about the most ignorant a**hole I know.

  126. What's the timeframe? by Mattsson · · Score: 1

    If you want to make money out of something (legal) that you do a few times a week in the evenings and weekends, you must first of all realize that you probably won't earn neither fast nor much money.
    Also, this will probably be something that you aren't very good at yet, especially since you want it to be different from your profession.
    Expect a lot of time spent simply learning new skills in the beginning.

    You might, for an example, get into woodwork, if you've got a big enough garage and don't have to use it for a car or if you happen to have an extra shed or such.
    Making chairs, tables and such. It's quite relaxing, it's very different from any kind of work where you use a computer as you main tool and some people are willing to pay quite a lot for locally hand-made furniture.
    The tools and skills you acquire can also be put in use to fix that house of yours. =)

    Personally, I live in an apartment, so I currently do electronic music in my spare time.
    I can sit down a few minutes or hours a day and stop in an instant if I must do something else. While away from home, I can work with Reason and Sonar on a laptop and at home I only need about two square meters extra space beside my desk for my synthesizers and such.
    About a year and a half ago a friend and I thought "Hey, why don't we try to commercialize some of our music?", so we've been working on finishing songs, getting to know people in local studios and stuff like that.
    Hopefully, we'll be in a position where we potentially could make some money out of it within a year or so, of course depending on if anyone actually likes our music enough to pay for it.
    The downside is that I spend lot's of time in front of a computer at work and while making music, I spend a lot of time in front of a computer at home too. =P

    --
    /.Mattsson - My native language is not English, so please don't whine over linguistic errors. (That's lame anyway...)
  127. The "took seven years" is the nasty part by sirwired · · Score: 1

    It took you seven years to do all that remodeling. If you enjoyed it, and looked at it as a hobby, and an opportunity to do cool stuff, fine. But don't say that you saved money. How much money could you have earned in all that time you spent working on the house? Even with a low-paying job, probably more than enough to pay for somebody else to do all those repairs, and then some. I remember seeing somewhere that DIY-labor ends up being "worth" about minimum wage because of how much longer it takes them to do tasks vs. a professional. Watching a pro vs. a DIY paint can make you a believer quickly.

    My wife and I recently moved out of a 24-year-old house in need of a decent amount of "refreshing". Pretty much all of of it was DIY-able work. (paint throughout, carpeting, laminate countertops, replacing rotten siding, refinishing cabinets, etc.), however, it would have taken us six months worth of weekends and had us hating the place by the time we were through. The $8-9k we paid in labor costs were more than worth it, and the work definitely paid off in what we got for the house when we sold it.

    In addition, the professionals we hired certainly did a better job than I ever could have, without a lot of practice. (Most of the work was done by the world's most awesome (and unfortunately, pricey) handyman.)

    Don't get me wrong, I like working on my house (I'm doing all the interior painting myself), but I'm under no illusion that I am really saving anything. Instead of paying actual money to a pro, I am paying the valuable currency of my free time. In the end, that is what you are buying from a professional.

    Everyone has to make that decision, but the money you save is a distinctly secondary consideration.

    SirWired

  128. affiliate marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    affiliate marketing

    make websites that review / recommend products and earn a commission when somebody buys through your site.
    clickbank, amazon, commission junction have large and popular affiliate schemes.

    you can find somnething to promote that you're interested in and it won't be too difficult to make a site about it.

    you could also create your own cheezy ebooks and sell those, even recruit other to sell it for you.

  129. Dude, this is a Bush economy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should count yourself lucky that you have a damn job. The rest of us are voting Obama in the hopes that the economy doe

  130. Do what you like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it has a lot to do with what you like to do. I recently starting selling USB flash drive in LEGO bricks on eBay.

    I can control how many I sell by the amount of the LEGO bricks I churn out with a needle file.

    You can see more at http://www.brick-flash-drive.com

    I don't make a hell lot of money (I make more money/hour in my day job), but I enjoy doing it in my spare time.

  131. Trade Forex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trade Forex.

    1. Re:Trade Forex by mysidia · · Score: 1

      He asked for ways to earn a little extra cash, not ways to possibly get lucky or lose your shirt.

      Could just as well say 'online poker' or take a trip to vegas...

  132. Well there's one thing I could suggest... by Eskarel · · Score: 1
    it's probably not exactly what you're looking for, and it probably won't be terribly lucrative(though there's nothing that will actually give you something lucrative if you're not willing to allocate reliable time to it(almost no one will pay you to do stuff when you feel like it)).

    That said, if I were you I'd learn how to do some home maintenance stuff. You can make some money doing it(if you're licensed etc), and more importantly you can save some money on fixing up your home.

    Beyond that, dream on, there's almost nothing you can do that remotely that isn't IT, which you don't want, and there's not much you can make money on if you're not willing to spend time doing it.

  133. it's easier than that... by Uzik2 · · Score: 1

    Get rid of your cell phone and put the $40-$80 per month toward whatever.
    If you pay $80/month that's $1000 per year. That's a new computer or a nice vacation every year.

    --
    -- Programming with boost is like building a house with lego. It's a cool but I wouldn't want to live in it
  134. Stocks and shares fraud by An+Audience+of+One · · Score: 1

    After last week and this I suggest defrauding the NYSE. Google bomb old news stories about Northern Rock and then short their stock.

    Alternatively, I hear phishing scams are quite good these days. Or credit card fraud.

    Matt

  135. Create a social network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Create a Social Network. It's now fairly easy with tools like elgg; and you can work on it from anywhere !

    Thats how I started urtbox.com

  136. here's the plan by tatman · · Score: 1
    --
    I've always said English was my second language. Had Romeo and Juliet been written in C, I might have understood it.
  137. Teach! by Taed · · Score: 1

    I needed to burn through my vacation time at my job once ("use it or lose it"), so I became a substitute teacher. I did it every Friday until I got my vacation time way down. It was a good fit; it was useful, very different from my day job, made reasonable $$$ (though only about 1/4 of my day job), and plus I was still paid due to my vacation time. Surprisingly, the first few times were quite tiring -- I went home a took a nap! I also considered teaching a community college course, which might also work for the original poster.

  138. Time? by mfh · · Score: 1

    Time is money, friend.

    --
    The dangers of knowledge trigger emotional distress in human beings.
  139. do it yourself by JBL2 · · Score: 1

    Buy the Home Despot or Black & Decker book, learn some new skills. You will save a ton, and can use those skills next time around. (Words of warning: read the explanations first, especially for plumbing and electrical, and check into permits/inspections. And draw good diagrams -- it'll pay off handsomely in short order.)

  140. Adsense by buanzo · · Score: 1

    Adsense works more than fine for me.

    --
    Buanzo Consulting - 15 Years of GNU/Linux experience, for you.
  141. Photography by mainfr4me · · Score: 1

    I work weekends shooting weddings for a studio in town. Plenty different from the day job, not the greatest pay, but challenging and fun to me.
    Plus great excuse to invest in more photo gear :D
    Reality though, it's taken a while for it to become profitable, but sticking to a budget along the way helps tons.

  142. Moonlighting Suggestions by hackus · · Score: 1

    First, incorporate as a LLC, if possible.

    Make sure you track your time carefully.

    Record your gas back and forth to job sites!

    Stuff I would suggest you take a crack at:

    Oracle Off Hours support. Find a company that is 24/7 and offer to do staff holidays on the weekends for a reasonable price per hour.

    Right now companies are making unreasonable demands on staff and morale is at an all time low.

    I also put in VoIP systems using Asterisk or sipxpbx. Hand in hand with that I also usually offer to do network engineering to implement QoS on the network.

    I can pull down about $2 to $3K on a weekend sometimes depending on the jobs I have to do.

    Most of the time its about $1K.

    Which is not too bad for 2 extra days of work. Much better than working at a part time job.

    Plus it shows initiative on my resume.
    (Although that can scare employers because they realize your very talented and could probably leave anytime.)

    I usually keep the initiative part off my resume for just that reason, but not always.

    Good Luck and have fun. Doing outside work has been some of the funnest things I have done in my career.

    Have fun above all or it probably isn't worth it.

    IMHO anyway.

    -Hack

    --
    Got Geometrodynamics? Awe, too hard to figure out? Too bad.
  143. Do Taxes by Thelasko · · Score: 1

    Start taking the classes now, and get yourself a job at the local H&R Block, or Jackson Hewitt. It's a great way to make some extra cash on the side. The best part is, it only lasts for 4 months! You get to have the summer and fall off to work on your new house.

    If you get sick of working for the man, you can start your own tax service and take your clients with you.

    --
    One of our competitors trademarked the term "hypothesis". From now on, we will call them "boneheaded ideas".
  144. I moonlight sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I stared life as a computer tech who learned to program in a couple different languages. Since that birth up until now I've gained enough expertise to qualify as a satallite communications expert. Currently I work as a network admin for a large telcom. After work I do 2d/3d art. Its a great stress releiver, its relatively easy to do (with enough practice), and has the potential to bring in enough money to keep me comfortable. It's low responsibility, and I work whenever I want where ever I want. I think the least I've charged for a piece was $20 for an image going on a business card and the msot I've gotten was like 150 bucks for all the images on my buddies start up website. Not great money on the big scale, but when you considered even though it took me a week or so for both of those I only really worked on them for like 10-20 minutes a day

  145. MORE software development by unity100 · · Score: 1

    go freelance. go elance, rentacoder, whatever. do stuff you like, this time. you can pick what you want to do while freelancing, since you already have a paying job.

  146. There's plenty of choices. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's see there is Tuperware, Mary Kay, Avon.. You should be able to find something.

  147. why work? by jlatham · · Score: 1

    I found myself in a very similar situation a few years ago and figured out that it was much more cost effective to spend my time just fixing the house instead of working more at a second job (or overtime on my first job) and paying someone to do the fixing for me.

    Plus you'll be equipped to fix any problems that come up and when stuff breaks you have nobody to blame but yourself!

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  149. Moonlighting in Poland is a self making of Vodka by Zdzicho00 · · Score: 1

    We got something know as moonlight vodka (moonshine: ksiezycowka in polish) because usually you make it during night because it is illegal. Anyway, such kind of vodka if made by expert is much better then anything you can buy in shops and traditionally widely available on polish weddings. If you want I can find few good recipes for you.

  150. Teach Adult Ed or Continuing Ed classes? by RJFerret · · Score: 1

    I've been teaching chess for a few years, but it is a consistent one night a week for a few weeks rather than flexible.

    It's fun, and rewarding, especially when you find a former student playing at the local chess club afterward.

    I know locally any class associated with computers is overloaded. Ironically I ran across someone who taught an eBay class a few years ago, who was astonished that it was taken over by someone else and is still going strong with tons of demand.

  151. Online Poker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not for everyone, but it's a lucrative way to make extra cash. You can't approach it as a get rich quick scheme, unless you are terribly gifted at playing, you will still need to spend a few months learning the game at lower limits.

  152. Affiliate marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just don't be a pussy who's afraid to lose money first.

    http://s.eriously.com

  153. Firefighter by weiserfireman · · Score: 1

    it may not be the typical geek hobby, but I work as a Paid-On-Call firefighter and EMT in my community. Its a lot of fun. Some of the training is extremely helpful in a variety of situations. I just returned from a weeklong Command and Control course at the National Fire Academy. The ability to build a Command system in an emergency situation, grow it as you get new resources is a fascinating topic. I don't make a lot doing this $5000-6000 per year, but it is a ton of fun.

  154. Grow Medical Marijuana by ganjagadget · · Score: 1

    If the state you live in has a medical marijuana law, you can probably find a medical marijuana club that you can sell pot to. I have friends here in California that do it and make an extra $30k+ a year. I would do it as well but my wife is scared of what her parents would say. As far as you geek side, you could could build a high tech watering and environmental control system and put in a security / surveillance system to keep an eye on your growth. Just make sure you stick to the local limit of how many plants you can grow at once. A pound of weed sells for at least $3,500 and as much as $4,800!!!

  155. Ah, but things benefit so from the right tools. by RustinHWright · · Score: 1

    Yeah. The minimum price is pretty steep, though that is for about half a mile of tape. Truth is, I've never actually bought any. Just acquired it at the end of various projects. After all, the twenty to fifty foot pieces that get chopped off and thrown out as useless for pulling cable are more than enough for my needs. And man, it's soft, doesn't stretch unduly, it's ungodly strong, holds knots like a dream, can be packed in a tiny space in, say, a messenger bag, and much of it is a wonderfully unsettling bright yellow.

    All of which makes it so very valuable for, well, all sorts of things.

    --
    It's all about the information. And what we do with it.
  156. My Second Income by karbyn-aceous · · Score: 0

    I found that helping people with their renovations really was a good way to generate a second income. They all seemed to be to scared to get a bit dirty and pay me well to fix their house up for them. And I am willing to travel.

  157. Get Rich Quick - Something Different! by Javarufus · · Score: 1

    Hi, I'm Don LaPre.

    I was working a miserable dead-end job. Then, all of the sudden, my job was eliminated. I lost my apartment. I lost my truck. My wife was leaving me.

    Then, I placed one tiny ad in a local newspaper and the money just started pouring in. I don't even remember what the ad was for, but I within 5 days, I received this check for $45,563.23!

    So, I then decided to use that money to place the same ad in 2,000 newspapers nationwide. Then, amazingly, 5 days later, I received the first of 27 weekly checks for over $400,000!!

    How did I do this? Please visit my website http://www.you_are_high_and_hopeful_at_3am_on_a_weekday_hoping_for_a_freaking_miracle.com/ hand over what little money you can find in your couch cushions and I'll send you an upbeat DVD that rivals anything that exercise guru Tony Little, motivational speaker/blow-hard Anthony Robbins or even the late great fictional motivational speaker Mr. Matt Foley who has been downstairs drinking coffee for the last 4 hours.

    Good luck!

    Don.

  158. the real answer by Dragoon235 · · Score: 1

    You must be crazy...

    ...crazy like a fox!

    lol @ herbalife.

    Woman on commercial: Last week I made five thousand dollars
    Me: She knew NYC mayor Spitzer?

  159. I AVERAGE a return over 20%... by DeusExMach · · Score: 1

    ...on Prosper.com. P2P lending. I make micro-loans. Rather than let the bank use my deposits as a fractional reserve basis to gouge other consumers with astronomical loan terms, I compete with other individual lenders to bid down percentage rates on these loans. The upshot is a loan at much better rates than at the bank for the borrower, and returns that have consistently outperformed the best mutual funds in my portfolio. People need help funding projects or for emergencies, and I have the means to help them, while making a fuck-ton of cash, besides. Ain't technology grand?

  160. here it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PHONE SEX

  161. Play some music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I run a mobile DJ business on the side - gives me an excuse to tinker with some other electronics a bit, and outside of the setup and take down time, you just play music. Money is decent, and you can pick and choose when and where you want to play.

    Oh, you can try to get fancy and run it all from a computer, but make sure its a quality pc, that can handle the load.

  162. another focus by Ankh · · Score: 1

    In my spare time I scan old books, put the pictures online, and sometimes also make XML transcriptions, e.g. of the dictionaries of thieving slang.

    I tend to use technologies from work too, but for me that makes work more interesting and more relevant to my life at the same time as making the spare time project move forward.

    The site makes money from ads (a little) and I sell the high-res images on stock sites (although I also give them away free on request, or for the cost of shipping and so forth).

    --
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  163. I turned my photography hobby into a $$$ business by bling..bling · · Score: 1

    I've been in IT for fifteen years, have a great day job but I wanted to tap into my creative side a bit more, so I bought a camera three years ago. Now I run a Photography Business (www.fenstermacher-photo.com) that has gotten me a good bit of business and it can pay really well if your good at running a business, managing expesnse, marketing and good at taking photos. We are on track for it to be able to offset my wife quitting her job and having the photo income replace her good paying full time job in the finance/investment banking industry.

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  164. Is it for the money or are you just bored? by Slasher+Dave · · Score: 1

    Both are valid motivations, but might take you in very different directions.

    Couple years after I had just graduated money was really tight. I had a rock solid perm job but at just a couple years out of university, I was being paid crap. So I bought a commercial cleaning business to do on the side. Nothing glamorous, but I wanted to start small since it was my first go at this sort of thing.

    It was a BLAST! Doubled my income almost overnight. It was like I had this double life or something. But all good things must end and after a couple years I was totally burned out. Since I had really just been in it for the cash, I thought that there had to be a less stressful way - so I decided to sell out and just focus on my one career (Java) for a while.

    Just one year later I was making what I had been before with just one job thanks to consulting. There's a lot of money to be made in just computers if you're willing to go and chase it.

    If your motivation is a need for some variety, then you could pick all sorts of things, really depending on your own interests. Some things my geek colleagues have done:
    - freelance photographer (portraits/real estate)
    - home renovation/house flipping
    - trading: stocks/forex
    - slumlord

    Something I'd really like to do is open a bead and breakfast, but I can't do what while I'm consulting.

  165. spare time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't have any spare time you own a fixer upper. Just a have a couple of kids and you'll actually be losing time every day.

  166. Collect underpants by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 1

    I hear there's surefire profit in that line of business.

  167. Sports arbitrage by Bertie · · Score: 1

    I dabble in this a bit, and if I had time I'd do a lot more of it. There's a killing to be made from sports betting if you're prepared to put in the effort - I know one guy who paid off his mortgage years early by dabbling while he's at work, and at almost no financial risk.

    I'd say it ticks all your boxes:
      - It's geeky because it involves probabilities and a fair bit of number-crunching;
      - You can do it from anywhere on your laptop, and at any time you like;
      - It's as lucrative as you want it to be.

    There are a number of ways to approach this, but generally, betting exchanges such as Betfair are your friend. They have markets on every sport you can think of, as well as lots of other stuff like politics, reality TV shows, etc. etc. Choose a field that interests you and start to swot up.

    What you have is basically an options market - you're buying and selling probabilities. You'll find varying amounts of liquidity, and some markets will be more volatile than others. Study them, learn how they tend to behave.

    There are any number of strategies you can employ. If you want to take no risk at all, simply look for arbitrage - use sites like Oddschecker to spot when a bookmaker's offering a price that you can lay on the exchanges for guaranteed profit. This happens all the time - you'd be amazed. Usually it doesn't last long, though (I'm talking minutes), so you have to be quick off the mark.

    Alternatively, you can just trade on the exchanges. Like any market, there is a spread between the back and lay prices of anything you can bet on, and all you have to do is back at longer odds than you lay, and you'll win whatever. In more volatile markets, you can cash in on market trends - for example, back a horse at a particular price and then lay it off when the odds shorten, hedging so that you win the same amount regardless of the outcome of the race. The trick here is to spot the likely direction of movement of the market and position yourself accordingly. You won't get it right all the time, but over time you learn.

    Or if you fancy something a bit riskier, go head-to-head against the bookies. A friend of mine plays chess against a grand master who makes his living betting in-running on cricket. He does his own assessments of the state of play as the game goes on and calculates what he thinks the odds should be. When the bookie is out of step with his own calculations, he puts in money. Generally this just comes down to his opinion against that of the guy setting the odds at the bookies - and because he's smart he gets it right more often than they do. He says he makes about £500 a day tax-free out of this, and most bookies won't take his credit cards, so he gets my friend to open accounts for him and gives him 10% of his winnings!

    There are other crazy tactics that some people use, such as backing horses in-running that are clearly going to win at odds of 1/100, i.e. you've got to put up £100 to win £1. An instant 1% return on investment sounds lucrative, especially if you're doing it twenty or thirty times in an afternoon, but sometimes a steward's enquiry sees the result of a race overturned and suddenly you're looking at a big loss. Effectively by doing this you're gambling on fewer than 1% of winning horses being disqualified.

    Bottom line is that bookies get stuff wrong all the time and there's easy money to be made from their mistakes if you're smart and quick enough to spot them. You can feel your way into this by putting up a little bit of play money that you can afford to lose, and learn the ropes. If you're successful, your winnings will accumulate and you'll be able to play for bigger stakes. I'm not able to devote enough time to this to make a lot of money out of it, but I do turn a profit just by having half a brain. If you're able to dedicate yourself, the sky's the limit, and there's no risk.

  168. Online Poker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not try online poker, it's an interesting game and can be lucrative if you get good at it. Your current job should pay enough for you to build a decent bankroll.

  169. Re:Eldercare-a legal way to sell to the less capab by untouchable · · Score: 1

    I tried to get a hold of you by email, but it's hidden? Anyway, I was curious about how this 'eldercare consulting' works. How you actually got involved in the industry, how you found your first client, how you charged people, what kinds of things did you run across, and what not.

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  170. Re:Eldercare-a legal way to sell to the less capab by RustinHWright · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That's odd. I'm a pretty easy guy to reach, there being a grand total of two guys with my name in the entire country and all. Fwiw, I'm reachable as publisher as the email name, at the domain of my main site, streetcarpress.com. That having been said, I got involved first in logistics help for a family where the husband was dying and his stuff had to be cataloged, sorted, and dispersed. Since he was dying, his family was already arguing about who got how much and what.
    "His stuff" turned out to include over a dozen (literally) file cabinets and approximately 300 sq feet by an average of five feet tall pile of boxes full of mixed bike parts, radiation monitoring components, and papers, including everything from personal letters to unwashed laundry, and uncashed checks and unregistered stock certificates. (The certificates eventually added up to about a third of a million dollars. I get the impression from the lawyers that about half of that was either underdocumented in the records they had or simply not recorded anywhere.)
    My friends knew that I was sick of corporate IT, but was hurting for money and they knew that I always ended up coordinating things whenever a friend was moving or when something otherwise needed logistics or other organizational help. They also knew that I A.) was trustworthy, B.) could sort out machine tools and financial statements, and lab equipment, and hundreds of videos and movies and furniture to be donated, and on and on, and C.) was able and willing to give the appropriate class and demographic "recognition codes" to make the family feel that I would (and did) understand their concerns.

    So two different people I knew socially recommended me. Every job after that came the same way. I never needed a resume. It was all word of mouth. Mostly I ended up working for people in an assisted living place called The Hallmark a few blocks from the WTC site. I got hired to help one couple there about a month after 9/11 with sorting out an apartment in the still somewhat secured area. Then the same family hired me to help them at their place, and so on.

    As for charging, I started out pretty damn stupid. At first I did it for free, since I was helping friends of friends. Then I only charged expenses, then idjit stuff like expenses plus fifteen an hour or whatever. The only excuse for this is that I was dead broke and was using the shut down apartment I was working in (the former resident was too sick to be there) as a base of operations to get my work done. As I pointed out above, work like this means spending almost all of your onsite time in decidedly fancy places. If they can afford somebody like this, then they'll have unlimited calling on the phones, not care how long you run the air conditioner, and in cases like this, have cool tech stuff that most people wouldn't be able to even identify that I was quite glad to take as barter. So at a time that I was dead broke I was willing to charge very little to maintain the freedom to come and go any time I wanted (sorta) and to have an air-conditioned, quiet place to make my phone calls, do my reading, etc. Over time, as the time commitment got bigger and my finances got tighter, I started pulling out my old consulting timesheet templates and billing them as I would somebody I was doing computer work for.
    Fwiw, I always insisted on flexible hours and the right to pick and choose what I did. I usually was given keys to places where I would be doing a lot of work and as long as I stayed very presentable (usual IT guy khakis but a bit more high end, with understated but expensive shirts, bag, and accessories) and made myself useful, I could work pretty much as much and when I chose. Obviously it helped to have as many as five clients in the same building at a given time. BUT to keep this flexibility, I always undercharged my competitors and always cut some slack on what expenses I billed. Since I was competing largely with lawyers and other overpriced pondscum, this wasn't all that hard. I als

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  171. if you like juicing up houses.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do residential low voltage designs in the evenings. Works great with my schedule as most of my clients prefer meeting in the evenings and weekends to fit their own work schedules. The work is subbed out to some of my regulars.

    Keeps my brain busy, and its a ton of fun to see your design implemented. Plus you get to play with fun toys every so often that I wouldn't normally afford. I love RTI remotes, Netstreams, any system that you can really get involved in. Its just tons of fun. Check out a program called D-Tools (not Daemon Tools)

    http://www.d-tools.com/