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  1. Re:Habit != evolution on Nicholas Carr Foresees Brains Optimized For Browsing · · Score: 1

    Welcome to Dumbtards'R'Us - even dumber than before!

    Idiocracy wasn't a comedy, it was a documentary sent back from the future...

  2. Re:Shameless on FBI: We Need Wiretap-Ready Web Sites — Now · · Score: 1

    "Federal Bunghole Inspectors (FBI) need better access to bungholes for inspection".

  3. Re:I finally know what PHP stands for. on Recently Exposed PHP Hole's Official Fix Ineffective · · Score: 1

    Piled High Poop more like it.

    PHP Objected Oriented Programming: POOP.

  4. Re:Of course. on TSA Defends Pat Down of 4-Year-Old Girl · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    please don't lecture us on our conduct since 11 September

    Pissed away trillions of dollars, killed tens of thousands of brown people and fucked up the world economy. Good going there land of the free, home of the brave. Now fuck off and stop bullying the rest of the world around, Amerikhun Dumbtard.

  5. Re:Exactly! I was saying that too! on TSA Defends Pat Down of 4-Year-Old Girl · · Score: 1

    We need to get an ethanol based society

    And royally clusterfuck the food supply chain and cost of food. Good idear there Amrikhun Dumbtard.

  6. Re:Not buying into Facebook IPO on Zuckerberg Made Instagram Deal Alone · · Score: 1

    Douchebagberg seems to be a bit immature.

    He needs to work on his negotiating skills -- the boychild could have bought them for far less. Hell, even the dumbass rednecks on Pawn Stars know how to haggle the price down. I'd check to see if any of them are his fudge packing buddies...

  7. Re:and this is how... on Zuckerberg Made Instagram Deal Alone · · Score: 1

    :%s/beancounters/greedy fucktards/g

  8. Re:Because, Lord knows... on Facebook Says It Has 'No Intention' To Abuse CISPA · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Facebook, invading your privacy since 2004".

    - Mark Douchebagberg

  9. Re:We've probably gone farther on Voyager and the Coming Great Hiatus In Deep Space · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can't imagine that people like these will be willing to commit money, either as tax or investment, in furthering space research, not until they see something that affects them personally and requires return to space.

    Yes. It's far more important to be rich and famous in America. It's far more important to kill brown people in the middle east so that they have oil and gas to driving their fat, lazy, stupid, ignorant asses around in gas guzzling SUVs, Mercedes and BMW douche-mobiles. It's far more important to piss away untold billions of dollars bailing out the greedy fucktards on Wall Street.

    Of course, let's not mention all the scientific advances that these people benefit from that came from the space program. After all, God created the cell phone, the car, the air conditioner and all the other bits of technology this ignorant retards take for granted every single day of their useless, uncreative, unproductive lives.

    The best part is, these people get to vote for who runs the government, in turn the country and who bullies the rest of the world around. Long live America, land of the free, home of the brave.

  10. Re:TSA and DHS on Congress Capitulates To TSA; Refuses To Let Bruce Schneier Testify · · Score: 1

    Call it by its true name: Bushtard.

  11. Re:Male companion on New Doctor Who Companion Announced · · Score: 1

    It's really pretty bad.

    Too much fudge packery for my tastes...

  12. Re:Android on Former Nokia Exec: Windows Phone Strategy Doomed · · Score: 1

    Android, meet Hemorrhoid. Hemorrhoid, meet Android. [/troll]

  13. Re:Embrace Metro on Microsoft Demos Metro UI For Enterprise Apps · · Score: 0

    Metrosexual apps in the Enterprise - who would of thought just a few years ago...

  14. Universal flaw in The System on Nuclear Disaster In Japan Could Have Been Mitigated, Say Industry Insiders · · Score: 4, Insightful

    true nature of Japan's postwar system, that it is led by bureaucrats who stand on the side of industry

    Not just in Japan, but everywhere. Bureaucrats and politicians are in the deep pockets of corporations and don't give a rancid wet fart about "The People" - then they spew so much bullshit at The People to get elected.

  15. Re:Fear= More Funding on FBI Warns Congress of Terrorist Hacking · · Score: 1

    Federal Bunghole Investigators:-

    "The Boogeyman Cometh!!!"

    Aged Congress Critters (with financial ties to the industries that will benefit):-

    "Sure, here you go: 10 Billion Dollars!"

    Dumbass Tax Payer:-

    "I feel much safer now..."

  16. Re:If you need PR firms, you've failed. on Foxconn Hires Top Spinners To Defend Its Image · · Score: 1

    There's only one option that should be on the table - confess the truth no matter how bad it is, correct the wrongdoings of slave labor and mistreatment of their workers, and then make sure it never happens again.

    And destroy the Chinese economy? You think Foxconn is the only Chinese manufacturer where this goes on? The whole Chinese economy is based on slave-level labor. Why do think the American manufacturing industry has been sodomized over with a stiff wire brush in the last few decades?

  17. Orifice on iPad on Should Microsoft Put Office On the iPad? · · Score: -1, Troll

    No -- because we'd have to wait over two years for iPad 5 until the hardware was fast enough to run Messysoft bloatware.

  18. Re:How far do we go to fight terrorism? on UK Plans More Spying On Internet Users Under 'Terrorism' Pretext · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why are the British, who fought Hitler and the Nazis, and then the red communism menace, so hell bent on emulating and surpassing, the spy on our own people methodologies of both evils? The boogeyman (aka 'terrorist') is winning and he/they don't even have to do a damn thing...

  19. Re:This will be put into effect. on Arizona Ponders FCC Decency Standards For the Classroom · · Score: 1

    You can already say "Shit" on TV if I recall, ....

    Not in the States.

    But you can say "Crap", "Poop" and "Excrement". Talk about brain damage in the system.

  20. Re:Give it a month on iPad 3 Confirmed To Have 2048x1536 Screen Resolution · · Score: -1

    Apple leads. Everyone else follows.

  21. Re:You can't eliminate them on Obama Pushes For Cheaper Pennies · · Score: 1

    Redesigning the penny and nickel to be cheaper to produce seems like a complicated solution to a simple problem.

    The solution is very simple - just outsource the production to China like everything else...

  22. Re:Meanwhile... on The Hi-Tech Security at the Super Bowl · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Then why are you and your Republicantard cronies forcing your views on the rest of the planet? Go sodomize yourself with a stiff wire brush - sideways.

  23. Re:Fear on The Hi-Tech Security at the Super Bowl · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The terrorists won when America stopped being "the land of the free and the home of the brave" and became a bunch of fearful, fat, money grubbing, bible humping, limp-wristed namby pambies.

  24. Re:Google Needs To Get Their Ass In Gear on Android Malware May Have Infected 5 Million Users · · Score: -1, Troll

    Get Their Ass In Gear

    Android. Hemorrhoid
    Hemorrhoid. Android.

    Rhymes with a rectal condition...

  25. Re:Another politician with half a brain? on EU ACTA Chief Resigns · · Score: 1

    "Apparently you've missed the Republicantard Presidential race..."

    Fixed it for you...