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Should Microsoft Put Office On the iPad?

theodp writes "Microsoft is working on a touch-friendly version of Office for Windows 8, writes GeekWire's Todd Bishop. But what about Microsoft Office on the iPad? 'The decision,' Bishop says, 'will say a lot about Microsoft's priorities in this new era. The company can give Windows 8 a boost if it makes Office exclusive to Windows-based tablets. But that's also a risk. The iPad's momentum not only in the home but in the workplace opens the door for Office alternatives to take hold on the Apple tablet, posing a challenge to Microsoft Office.' Over at Minimal Mac, Patrick Rhone feels Microsoft has bigger problems than the lack of Office apps for iOS and Android. 'Like the curtain finally falling from the Wizard of Oz to find just a small, frail, man pretending to be far more powerful and relevant than he really was,' writes Rhone, 'Microsoft's biggest miss was allowing the world to finally see the truth behind the big lie — they were not needed to get real work done. Or anything done, really. And that will be what ultimately kills them.' Perhaps, but BusinessInsider — which finds it just can't quit Excel — also makes a case for why Microsoft should put Office on every platform. Speaking of the future of Office, did you ever notice how people use MS-Word to convince people to use Google Docs?"

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  1. Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    It's still Nigger History Month!

    Celebrate the long, interesting history of a slave race that never invented the wheel, the shovel, or anything larger than the tribe. Woohoo! Yeah! Sure I'm proud.

    1. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel a bit sorry for you.

    2. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The invention of fire, clothes, spears, agriculture, architecture, cities, and yes, the wheel and shovels all came from Africa."

      Yeah, but not from sub-Saharan African peoples, i.e. blacks.

      The destruction of Egyptian society, South African society, the war in Libya, and indeed what is happening to American cities are exactly what happens when your immigration policy allows large numbers of unchecked Africans in.

      Yes, blacks have an important role in history. Its just that most of that role is similar to effect of locusts swarming in. Our cities look little better than those of Egypt during the decline (which curiously coincided with the arrival of the sub-Saharan Africans in large numbers. This didn't happen until the last 200 years of their civilization.). At one time South Africa was a majority white nation, but unchecked immigration turned the white population into a minority over 100 years. Now the population that created the largest economy in all of Africa is facing genocide due to unchecked immigration, the economy of South Africa is rapidly declining, it has the highest murder & rape rates in the world.

      At least the Libyan people stood up when they realized their glorious leader was trying for population replacement. Qaddafi could have gotten away with a lot of things, but turning every Libyan city into a modern day Detroit wasn't one of them.

      You can sing kumbaya if you want to, but the evidence is all around you that unchecked immigration of blacks, and population replacement leads to 3rd world like cities, increases in crime, declines in our economy, social strife, and isn't good for any country that has tried it.

      There is little as comical as the black history month invention myths, and some of us are sick of having an entire month of having to hear about how taking out population from a civil society that was 95% white, to one where we have experienced the loss of nearly every city in the United States as a "no-go" zone is a good thing.

         

  2. Would *I* use it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No way. Typing on my iPad is one of the most awkward things I do in a day, but I don't blame the device. There are people in my same department at work that I have seen knock out multipage emails on one as if sitting at a regular computer.

    I dunno, I just can't do it so Office would be worthless. My iPad is basically a youtube, game device, photoviewer, and mastubatory aid (porn).

    I guess I'm a retard

    1. Re:Would *I* use it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      No way. Typing on my iPad is one of the most awkward things I do in a day, but I don't blame the device.

      Of course not. That would be questioning the Holy Apple, and you don't question the Holy Apple. Instead you do mental gymnastics to avoid admitting any flaw.

    2. Re:Would *I* use it? by Phrogman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Despite all the spite and screaming against Apple that will populate this thread, I thought I would point out that people are *still* judging the iPad as if it were a laptop.
      Its perfect for what it is: a tool that is great for certain uses, and not for others. I wouldn't do programming on one, its not suited to it - even if you use a keyboard - in my opinion but if I want to view images, watch TV off the net, use Netflix, its a perfect tool. Its well designed, performs well, seems fairly bug free, easy to use, quite portable, has good if not great battery life etc.
      All that said, my wife bought an iPad, and stopped using her netbook entirely at the same time. It is serving all her needs - including writing (using a keyboard mind you) quite well, and I have yet to hear a complaint.
      If I had a need for one, I wouldn't hesitate to buy one myself. I am however a desktop person. I hate laptops, netbooks etc. I might get an iPad at some point but I will most likely never buy a laptop or netbook.

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    3. Re:Would *I* use it? by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No way. Typing on my iPad is one of the most awkward things I do in a day, but I don't blame the device.

      Of course not. That would be questioning the Holy Apple, and you don't question the Holy Apple. Instead you do mental gymnastics to avoid admitting any flaw.

      On the rare occasion that I need to do any real typing on my iPad I just use the keyboard dock (or a bluetooth keyboard when traveling).

      I agree that most people use tablets as a consumer device, and carrying a keyboard around the office 'just in case' is ludicrous, but real productivity apps and a dock will give users the opportunity to use their tablets for more than just consuming content or casual emails, etc. Lot's of people have docks on their desk for laptops or netbooks, so why not tablets?

      As long as the users can get to the content they require (not a given when documents are stored on file servers) then a tablet/dock solution will work for some users.

    4. Re:Would *I* use it? by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And this is a silly point. I was going to buy a BT keyboard for my ipad on several occasions but every time I had it in my hands and walking to the register I put it back because the words in my head kept ringing..."If you need to type that much, just grab the laptop you always have with you anyways"

      I have never seen anyone that has an iPad and uses it for business, have only that iPad. they always have a laptop as well.

      I know a lot of people are attracted to the fiction of only having a thin light ipad with them all day long for all uses, but it's not reality. I simply reach down and flip open my 17" macbook and do serious creation work. it wakes up within 30 seconds and is ready to go.

      If the person is a very tiny weakling waif, they can get an ultrabook like an air or other type to have a light compliment that they can not get winded and pass out carrying around.

      Why try to make a tablet do everything? why not use it for what it was created for? a compliment to your PC.

      I just wish that a real version of Microsoft One Note would hit the ipad. you can't do handwritten notes on the ipad version. so my ipad stays in the case and the Fujitsu tablet comes out in meetings.

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    5. Re:Would *I* use it? by postbigbang · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's a media consumption/review device. Office readers would be great. Office is such a pig for resources otherwise, that compositional tools would be plainly insane to port to iOS.

      The question itself if a fishing attempt to find feature interest. Office is coming to Windows 8 in one form or another, so do they bother to port it to iOS? Same chipset (ARM) same form factor (tablet) same profile of consumer (please, no sandals vs loafers arguments).

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    6. Re:Would *I* use it? by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And this is a silly point. I was going to buy a BT keyboard for my ipad on several occasions but every time I had it in my hands and walking to the register I put it back because the words in my head kept ringing..."If you need to type that much, just grab the laptop you always have with you anyways"

      This is very true - for those that have laptops. As tablets become more powerful and more popular, individuals and companies will have choices to make: laptop, netbook and/or tablet? It probably won't be one of each (and may only be one if budgets continue to shrink). Some Android tablets already offer video out options, and it's not farfetched to see a tablet replacing a netbook or laptop when hooked to a docking station for some users.

      It's not all about the right now. In 2, 3 or maybe 5 years, things will be very different (just look back a few years and see how far tablets and smartphones have come). I don't subscribe to the 'everything on the cloud' philosophy, but the 'cloud' isn't going away and many companies are embracing it for file & data storage. The cloud is a solution to some of the problems created by portable devices. Microsoft needs to find its place in all of this, and better pick soon because in a few years it won't be as easy to get traction, marketshare or mindshare.

    7. Re:Would *I* use it? by nurb432 · · Score: 2

      Then buy a bluetooth keyboard for when you have to do hardcore typing.

      Problem solved.

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    8. Re:Would *I* use it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      What a myopic and short sighted view of the world. I use my iPad all day every day and for everything. The only thing I retain a Mac for is to serve as a central storage/syncing hub. Nothing else. Literally. And yes I do "real work" for a living.

      Sheesh. Get past your own self absorbed view of the world and take a look around. You've already lost this argument. And when the iPad inexorably continues to evolve, along with iOS, and increasingly clever and capable apps, your argument will deflate like so much hot air.

    9. Re:Would *I* use it? by dimeglio · · Score: 2

      Since you can VNC or RDP over to any computer, I've used Excel and Work on the iPad and it's not bad at all provided the RPD/VNC app can make the touch-screen emulate mouse functions properly. This however, will also be a challenge for MS' version of Office.

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    10. Re:Would *I* use it? by vinehair · · Score: 1

      What a myopic and short sighted view of the world. I use my iPad all day every day and for everything. The only thing I retain a Mac for is to serve as a central storage/syncing hub. Nothing else. Literally. And yes I do "real work" for a living.

      Sheesh. Get past your own self absorbed view of the world and take a look around. You've already lost this argument. And when the iPad inexorably continues to evolve, along with iOS, and increasingly clever and capable apps, your argument will deflate like so much hot air.

      0/10

    11. Re:Would *I* use it? by crath · · Score: 0

      Your solution to man-up the iPad and turn it back into a laptop is no solution to the problem. A better solution is to buy a real Tablet PC (not a girly man "tablet" like the iPad) and have the best of both worlds without carrying two devices.

    12. Re:Would *I* use it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      >deflate like so much hot air.

      You mean like the iPad will deflate when better tablets (kindle fire) come on the market.

      Quit being such a fanboy, my keyboard and I will run loops around whatever "work" it is you're doing on your "toy".

    13. Re:Would *I* use it? by nurb432 · · Score: 2

      Actually it is a valid solution. Since most of the time the iPad will be used as as a tablet, the need for the keyboard will be limited. I also didn't suggest to carry the keyboard around.

      Leave the keyboard at the 'office'..

      Now it would be nice if you could use a mouse at the office too..

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    14. Re:Would *I* use it? by kikito · · Score: 2

      Dude, it's going to be laptops all the way. Enterprise-wise, touchscreens have advanced this much: 0.

    15. Re:Would *I* use it? by Mista2 · · Score: 1

      The iPad is a brilliant device for grabbing ang reading /. At 6 in the morning, but why would I replace my fully serviceable everyday desktop with it? Tablets are not a cure all panacea for everything. But are good for small portable jobs.
      Anyway, what this does show is that more people are coming to see what linux users already knew 8)

    16. Re:Would *I* use it? by MisterSquid · · Score: 1

      A better solution is to buy a real Tablet PC (not a girly man "tablet" like the iPad)

      I'm honestly unable to understand what you mean by this phrase and parenthetical explanation. What is a "real Tablet PC" capable of that an iPad is not?

      I have a distinct feeling you're speaking from ignorance (rather than just outright trolling) but I am curious if there is a difference you (or others) care to share.

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    17. Re:Would *I* use it? by ducomputergeek · · Score: 1

      I got the Bluetooth keyboard case from think geek. For me, my iPad has replaced my laptop. My PowerBook finally died and I went into the apple store to get a new one. Well the sales person asked me did I really need one now. The answer was not really since I have An iMac.

      I goto estate sales/actions for buyouts. What I need is something small to look up pricing. Often times I only have an hour to do a bid. So I need to get a ball park quickly. My 3G iPad is perfect.

      I've found an accounting app that works for me so far, I have mobile banking and credit card swiping through the iPad, and I can deposit checks less than 7500 with the camera.

      If I didn't need Xcode for my mobile app I could run my entire business from my iPad and iPhone with iCloud.

      Ask me next year and it migh not. I'm opening a storefront/showroom next month. I may have payroll in another year, but for now the iPad Is exactly what I need.

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    18. Re:Would *I* use it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Offtopic a bit but I haven't been able to find a solution anywhere else. Are you able to use the comment threshold level sliders on the iPad? I've never been able to get that to work on any of my android devices.

    19. Re:Would *I* use it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like He won the argument and you have lost in an epic way.

    20. Re:Would *I* use it? by cmdr_tofu · · Score: 1

      In our enterprise the big push is thin-clients through VMware View. Lots of people connect to these Windows 7 virtual desktops using IPAD + bluetooth keyboard (as well as Android devices, and laptops Linux, Mac and Windows). Not a lot of people always have access to Internet and have always available remote-access desktops today, but even today the situation is getting good enough that something like an IPAD could be a desktop replacement for a very good portion of the time.

    21. Re:Would *I* use it? by PickyH3D · · Score: 1

      If it was actually important to you, then you could just get a Bluetooth keyboard.

      I don't think that Apple originally intended for the onscreen keyboard to be used like it has started to be used--for simple document writing; after all, they just recently released the split keyboard in iOS 5 (amusingly demoed in Windows 8 days prior), which finally makes it usable. It's hard on my fingers to hit glass quickly and repeatedly, even if other people are able to do it.

    22. Re:Would *I* use it? by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

      That's pretty much what I did for school. I needed a laptop in class but preferred my desktop while at home. Using my iPad and BT keyboard along with an RDP app gave me the power and tools of a PC but without the file management hassles of using 2 PCs.

    23. Re:Would *I* use it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your cow-orkers must have horrible typing skills. increase productivity by upgrading them to ppl who can type 10 wpm

    24. Re:Would *I* use it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, I have an ipad 2 and they're nonfunctional. I wish slashdot would change the interface to make them usable on touchscreens.

    25. Re:Would *I* use it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This is very true - for those that have laptops. "

      iPads are for non-typing persons, like doctors, lawyers etc. who have people typing for them and those just save as PDF and send them to these morons.

    26. Re:Would *I* use it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "your cow-orkers must have horrible typing skills."

      They do but their milk is awesome.

    27. Re:Would *I* use it? by cshark · · Score: 1

      No way. Typing on my iPad is one of the most awkward things I do in a day, but I don't blame the device.

      You know, they have keyboard kits that you can spend entirely too much money on that will get you a real keyboard for the ipad. Might not be especially useful for porn, but I've heard that people like them.

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    28. Re:Would *I* use it? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nope, I have an ipad 2 and they're nonfunctional. I wish slashdot would change the interface to make them usable on touchscreens.

      I wish Slashdot would change the interface to make it just plain useable.

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    29. Re:Would *I* use it? by symbolset · · Score: 1

      If you're handy you can make a 24" Android tablet and God's own wireless keyboard. It's a shame we can't get anybody to sell that to us.

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    30. Re:Would *I* use it? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      your cow-orkers must have horrible typing skills. increase productivity by upgrading them to ppl who can type 10 wpm

      Where I work, we value spelling and punctuation over sheer typing speed.

      Just a thought.

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    31. Re:Would *I* use it? by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      TO me, the best of both worlds is an ipad with BT keyboard and VMWare View. I have no need to lug a laptop when i can thin client almost as effectively. Why bother carrying/digging out my laptop when i can be looking at a windows desktop in less then 10 seconds?

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    32. Re:Would *I* use it? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      And further, I don't think even our HR department would consciously hire an ungulate.

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    33. Re:Would *I* use it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, we use smartphones to consume information a lot, but we never use them or tablets to create information. You have to have a device that functions equally well for both cases before you have a good replacement for the laptop. We regularly spend thousands of dollars per computer for Apple hardware, but we don't use tablets because we don't find them that useful yet. If you think there's an opening for something in your company, think about the business case before you make a decision.

    34. Re:Would *I* use it? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Pricing on Windows 8 will be interesting. There are not many mobile apps costing over £10, let along what MS charges for the desktop version of Office.

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    35. Re:Would *I* use it? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I imagine their official solution will be web based, much like Google Docs or the existing Office Live stuff. Google do a Docs app that optimises the web interface for touch screens and MS could do the same.

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    36. Re:Would *I* use it? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Then buy a bluetooth keyboard for when you have to do hardcore typing.

      Or just do what everybody in the real world does and create the doc on a desktop, send it to the iPad for viewing. The primary purpose of ANY document is to be read, not to be written into.

       

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    37. Re:Would *I* use it? by mysidia · · Score: 2

      No way. Typing on my iPad is one of the most awkward things I do in a day, but I don't blame the device. There are people in my same department at work that I have seen knock out multipage emails on one as if sitting at a regular computer.

      What you need to be able to do is dictate to the iPad, and simultaneously use a pen/stylus to make any corrections/adjustments on screen.

    38. Re:Would *I* use it? by __aajfby9338 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Moderation doesn't work on my iPad 2, either.

    39. Re:Would *I* use it? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Leave the keyboard at the 'office'..

      Bingo. Apple's wireless keyboard does the trick just fine. I have a dock for my iPad and one of these keyboards. I have it listening for email for me. Sometimes the desktop is busy, too busy even for an email response. I just turn to the iPad and respond. When I go home, the iPad comes come, the keyboard does not. On a side note, my laptop hasn't joined me at the office in quite a while.

      I do think, though, that there's more attention being paid here to the creation of documents and not enough on the display of them instead. What's nice about a tablet is that it travels very lightly to meetings. It's great for little notes and small edits, and that's why Office on it would be useful.

      I'm not a fan of trying to force the iPad or any other tablet to be something it's not good at. Their strength is they are lightweight and quick to resume. Believe it or not, a TabletPC does not actually improve on a plain old laptop very much..

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    40. Re:Would *I* use it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You expect a technology oriented website, after over four fucking years, to notice that touch screen UIs could be more than a passing fad?

    41. Re:Would *I* use it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And who would want to use the keyboard, if it had one, after that.

    42. Re:Would *I* use it? by johnrpenner · · Score: 1

      have you trie using an (ahem).. keyboard?
      the regular bluetooth keyboard is supported on the ipad as easily as on a mac.

      2cents
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    43. Re:Would *I* use it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It works just fine on my PlayBook. Maybe you should get a tablet with a real operating system?

    44. Re:Would *I* use it? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      "If you need to type that much, just grab the laptop you always have with you anyways"

      See, that's the problem. The existing breed of tablets still make you carry laptops to do any serious work - so now you're just lugging two devices instead of one. What they should be aiming for is a single device that combines all the benefits of both. It should work as a tablet when used as such, but it should also let you use it as a laptop when you have a keyboard dock, mouse etc.

      But that won't come from Apple, that much is certain.

    45. Re:Would *I* use it? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      It has already been said that Office will come out of the box on Win8/ARM - so the price is $0.

    46. Re:Would *I* use it? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      All BT keyboards I've seen don't let you conveniently hold the tablet+dock on your lap while typing, as you can do with a real laptop.

    47. Re:Would *I* use it? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      It's not web based, it's real Office running on ARM. Of course, if you want to actually edit something, you'd do much better with keyboard+mouse. Scrolling around with touch, though, isn't hard to add.

    48. Re:Would *I* use it? by thesandtiger · · Score: 0

      Hi - I'm thesandtiger. Now you know me, and I use an iPad 2 + bluetooth keyboard and touchpad when I travel rather than carrying a laptop.

      For "heavy" work when I travel I use the iPad and RDS to handle things on remote machines, which is pretty much how I do a lot of my heavier stuff when I'm not traveling anyway.

      For the lighter work I can work on the iPad as it is - stuff like office docs (using quickoffice or goodreader), touchdraw, etc.

      In both of those cases, I'm usually sitting down, and the iPad + keyboard/touchpad is basically a laptop replacement.

      The reason the iPad is much better for me is that about half the time when I'm traveling for work I'm doing site visits where we're quite active, and I use the iPad without the keyboard/touchpad as I would use a pen & paper notepad or to fill out various forms we have etc. A laptop would be too clumsy for that - hard to actually type on a laptop while you're walking around from room to room, but it's rather easy to write on the iPad with one hand while walking around. Being able to have my notes already digitized is very, very helpful - I write pages and pages of quick notes during a visit and having them automatically converted to an electronic format is huge.

      My use case probably isn't that common, but it's not completely uncommon, either.

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    49. Re:Would *I* use it? by JohnBailey · · Score: 0

      Quit being such a fanboy, my keyboard and I will run loops around whatever "work" it is you're doing on your "toy".

      I have to disagree there. First time the coffee slops out of the cups, it will get into the spaces between the keys. An iPad is obviously superior as it can just wipe clean.

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    50. Re:Would *I* use it? by onjulic · · Score: 1

      A better solution is to buy a real Tablet PC (not a girly man "tablet" like the iPad)

      I'm honestly unable to understand what you mean by this phrase and parenthetical explanation. What is a "real Tablet PC" capable of that an iPad is not?

      I have a distinct feeling you're speaking from ignorance (rather than just outright trolling) but I am curious if there is a difference you (or others) care to share.

      Well, for this thread, the obvious answer is that a "real Tablet PC" will run Microsoft Office and an iPad will not. While I don't see a need for Office on an iPad, it would be nice to have viewers for Office documents and OneNote for the iPad and Android tablets.

    51. Re:Would *I* use it? by dwightk · · Score: 1

      it takes 30 seconds for your MBP to wake up!? How much RAM do you have in that thing / how slow is your HD / what?

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    52. Re:Would *I* use it? by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      That's interesting.

      I wonder how it'll be different. The current app payload is pretty huge at this point.

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    53. Re:Would *I* use it? by nightfell · · Score: 2

      It's a media consumption/review device.

      But it's not *only* a media consumption/review device. People who say things like that really just sound arrogant.

      Office readers would be great. Office is such a pig for resources otherwise, that compositional tools would be plainly insane to port to iOS.

      The iPad runs iWork apps just fine. And there are Office-compatible apps for the iPad. And MS Office ran on significantly inferior platforms for many years just fine. The iPad has more than enough RAM, CPU, and storage for Office. The OS can handle it (it's based on Nextstep).

      The question itself if a fishing attempt to find feature interest.

      The question has been asked since the day the iPhone was announced. People have wanted Office on all their devices since the Palm Pilot.

      Yet MS has, by failing to put Office everywhere, let the cat out of of the bag: you don't really need MS Office. Geeks have been saying this for about two decades now, but iOS has demonstrated this to the average person.

      Office is coming to Windows 8 in one form or another, so do they bother to port it to iOS? Same chipset (ARM) same form factor (tablet) same profile of consumer (please, no sandals vs loafers arguments).

      Because iOS has been around for half a decade now, and Windows 8 isn't even out yet. Because there are already hundreds of millions of iOS users. Because (as one of the articles points out), this has shown people that they don't actually need office, and by extension, don't need Windows or Microsoft in general.

      And besides, didn't you just say it would be insane to port it to iOS? But you're now saying it's inevitable it will come to the ARM version of Windows? WTF?

    54. Re:Would *I* use it? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Well, tablets are already pretty impressive in terms of RAM - 1Gb is the norm for more recent Honeycomb tablets. That's plenty good for Office. And it was never exactly CPU-taxing to begin with.

      I'd imagine that most porting was about making it play well when it's left running in background, so that it wouldn't drain battery.

    55. Re:Would *I* use it? by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Let me answer in reverse order. First, porting the Office app suite to Windows isn't so much a non-trivial exercise, as it's an enormous waste.

      There will be people that use the iStuff on iOS to write books, do legendarily large spreadsheets, etc, because it's a monitor with some intelligence built into the back of it (actually inside). The 10" form factor isn't very good for doing document production, but I've written whole books on 5" screens when I had an Osborne I, with floppy disks as storage media. So I understand that people will use tablets for laptop/notebook replacement devices.

      And they're insane to do so, IMHO.

      Tablets light, wonderful devices, and are great to read, watch videos, and have many practical uses. That the iPad has iWorks and runs it "just fine" is great for a segment of the population, but I don't know five people that own iPads that have used these apps if but once or twice as media file viewers. They don't do compositional document production on them. It's a flat-head driver when you need a drill press. Wrong tool.

      Microsoft is indeed apparently porting Office to Windows 8 ARM tablets. I think they're crazy. Office 15 isn't a secret sauce that's going to make a Microsoft-based Windows 8 tablet sell any better.

      Do people need Microsoft in general? There are four items that Microsoft has that keep hooks into people's work lives: Exchange/Outlook, Active Directory and federated identity management, generations of Microsoft-based apps that go back to when Jobs was in the Wilderness, and plentiful marketing to business customers. These hooks don't address other issues Microsoft has, and they are plentiful.

      Is porting Office 15 to Windows ARM tablets going to make a difference? I don't believe so. I've seen two reports saying they are going to do this. There are already tablets out with Windows 7 and they'll run Office, and let you have keyboard directly attached, bluetooth/USB, etc. And none of them are selling worth a crap, unless you believe finding them on the secondary sites like Dailysteals and Woot is in an indicator of success. I don't think it is. I'm not sure Metro is going to make a difference at all, but I'll wait to see what happens. In the interim, Apple's philosophy of appealing to end-users is serving it well; businesses, however, don't like being twisted by Apple consumers demanding iOS access to organizational resources. Currently, "Business Apple" is an oxymoron--- not that it's hurting Apple earnings.

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    56. Re:Would *I* use it? by thoth · · Score: 2

      I have never seen anyone that has an iPad and uses it for business, have only that iPad.

      Of course you haven't - usable tablets (e.g. iPad, some upcoming Android devices) are very new so the people that have them have another computer. That might not be the case several years from now.

    57. Re:Would *I* use it? by nightfell · · Score: 1

      Office is already being ported to Cocoa. Porting it to Cocoa Touch will not be a difficult task. Apple was able to do this with iWork. When I say "difficult task", I should qualify that with "technologically difficult". The UI will be somewhat more challenging, but if they are porting Office to the Metro side of their tablets, it's pretty much a similar level of difficulty.

      As for whether people are insane for the tools they chose to use, your assessment is based on your own subjective experiences. It's arrogant as fuck to tell people they are using the wrong tools when subjectivity is so strongly associated with it. Your objective example of a screw driver instead of a drill (wtf?) does not apply, because there are clear objective reasons one would be wrong that are so important that they overcome all but the most extremely subjective differences.

      It is essential that MS put Office on every computing device that is commonly used for Office to maintain is dominant position as strongly as it has in the past. I know plenty of people who ask whether Office is available for the iPad, and when I tell them it isn't, at first they are somewhat concerned. Then I tell them that there are programs that can work with Office files (with some limitations) if they need it, and they are $10 apiece, so if they find they do need it, there's options. That puts them at ease, and many of them never buy Pages or Numbers or Keynote, but they are comforted knowing they are there. And this is critically detrimental to MS, because this comfort is coming from a source other than MS Office. This weakens Office's importance.

      If Office were available on the iPad, I suspect it would be a customary purchase for many people. I see this on the Mac all the time. People walk out of the store with a MacBook and the Home & Student edition of Office.

      Then they install it, though they never use it. But at least they bought it, and for a little while at least, their notion of it being essential is strengthened. But with the iPad, that notion is weakened right out of the box.

    58. Re:Would *I* use it? by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Yes, Microsoft will put Office onto Metro. It'll make people comfortable. My own seemingly anecdotal experience is met with the test of lots of experience. Arrogant as fuck? No. Considered opinion. But you have no clue of my credentials, nor I, yours.

      A tablet is a really lousy device as a laptop replacement, where the criteria is that a laptop is used for more than document viewing and surfing and media consumption. I type about 2500-3500 words every day of the week. That's been my output for more than a decade and a half. It's what I do. To my left is a tablet with a bluetooth keyboard (a pretty nice one) that has to its immediate left, a bluetooth mouse. The tablet, brand nameless, totally sucks for document production. Heaven forbid someone tries to use the touchscreen keyboard/pad for rational document production. It can be done but at the price of speed and accuracy. My own anecdotal experience as a journeyman document producer is: tablets suck for that purpose.

      If computers are tools, use the right one. Office is going to be ported to W8 on ARM. Pity. Apple didn't sell the millions of iPads based on the availability of document readers, as you imply-- it's all about comfort. The very document formats used to be the crux of proprietary insanity. They still are, when DRM is considered. But most people are using tablets as reader devices. Some will make a screw driver into a crowbar, and so forth. That works, but the tool wasn't designed for it. Tablets aren't designed for document production, and that's what the Office suites were designed to do.

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    59. Re:Would *I* use it? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Despite all the spite and screaming against Apple that will populate this thread, I thought I would point out that people are *still* judging the iPad as if it were a laptop.
      Its perfect for what it is: a tool that is great for certain uses, and not for others.

      Take that up with the marketroid scumbags, media muppets, and brainless Apple zombies who keep pushing the "iPads will kill the PC" spiel.

    60. Re:Would *I* use it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you dictate this!

      *grabs dick*

    61. Re:Would *I* use it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they could write Office in 140bytes.

    62. Re:Would *I* use it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm honestly unable to understand what you mean by this phrase and parenthetical explanation. What is a "real Tablet PC" capable of that an iPad is not?

      I have a distinct feeling you're speaking from ignorance (rather than just outright trolling) but I am curious if there is a difference you (or others) care to share.

      His statement is a bit inflammatory and opinionated, but he's right about Tablet PCs being something different: they are a distinct type of system intended to cover both tablet and notebook use cases in a single device. A 'pure' tablet like the iPad or various Android ones is a different class of device that tends to be used for a different use case.

      "Tablet PC" refers to hybrid convertible notebooks, which can be used as either a normal notebook (with keyboard) or as a tablet, usually with a wacom digitiser, by rotating the screen on its hinge and then closing the notebook. Due to the design, they're bulkier than a pure tablet but more flexible, and the existence of a proper digital pen instead of a stylus is useful for many due to things like improved accuracy, pressure sensitivity, buttons on the pen, etc.

      Fujitsu and Lenovo are, as far as I know, the primary makers of these types of systems (example: Fujitsu Lifebook), though Asus also made a low-end one in its EeePC line, the Eee PC T101.

      It also usually implies x86 architecture with Windows (or Linux), but that is more of a user expectation; the devices are primarily defined by the hybrid design, not by their OS or software. If the Axiotron Modbook didn't remove the keyboard as part of the conversion process it would probably be considered a TabletPC as well.

      Some tablets are starting to blur the distinction, however, such as Lenovo's Thinkpad Tablet, which is an Android touch-based tablet that also has optional parts that make it act more like a TabletPC. Specifically, a pressure-sensitive digital pen (by N-trig) and a keyboard case that plugs into its USB port and turns the device into something more akin to a netbook. Another example is the Asus Eee Pad Transformer", which acts as a keyboard/

      (For what it's worth, I have the TPT and love having an android device with a stylus. Haven't gotten the keyboard folio, and I'm not sure I even want it. I have a notebook for that.)

    63. Re:Would *I* use it? by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      They do Tetris, why not Office?

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    64. Re:Would *I* use it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a media consumption/review device.

      wtf is media consumption? you don't 'consume' media, media is not a consumable.

    65. Re:Would *I* use it? by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      i though the apple police dropped out of the ceiling i you watched ip0rn, because st jobs declared there shalt not be jack off to content only idevices themselves

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    66. Re:Would *I* use it? by exomondo · · Score: 1

      Office is going to be ported to W8 on ARM. Pity. Apple didn't sell the millions of iPads based on the availability of document readers, as you imply-- it's all about comfort.

      iWork exists on iOS solely because Apple decided there was indeed demand for such a product and I doubt MS is pinning the entire future of W8 on Office for ARM anyway.

      Tablets aren't designed for document production, and that's what the Office suites were designed to do.

      There's a difference between 'document production' and 'document editing', not everyone is writing 3000 word documents. Being able to edit and markup documents, spreadsheets and presentations on a tablet is useful. Of course in general building those things from scratch is not ideal on that form factor but that's no reason to bin the ability to edit/markup them.

    67. Re:Would *I* use it? by nightfell · · Score: 1

      Yes, Microsoft will put Office onto Metro. It'll make people comfortable. My own seemingly anecdotal experience is met with the test of lots of experience. Arrogant as fuck? No. Considered opinion. But you have no clue of my credentials, nor I, yours.

      Experience gives you grounds for suggestions, but it counts for nothing when it comes to telling people they are using the wrong tool, when that tool is largely subjective.

      Hammers and screwdrivers and drills are largely objective. A drill bit isn't very effective at screwing in a screw, nor is a screwdriver all that good for pounding in a nail. But an iPad is quite good for typing on, and typing isn't the only thing it's used for, so you have to take the device as a whole. For example, let's say that the iPad, without an external keyboard, is 75% as good (using a good objective test) as a PC for typing, but a person subjectively values other aspects, even text-pertienent aspects like iCloud integration or lack of distractions, greater than the loss in typing suitability.

      Quite simply, it's arrogant as fuck to tell people they are doing it wrong. They've all used PCs, they know what typing on a PC is like. You're not bringing any knowledge that they don't already have. You're just asserting your own personal opinion on others. I.e., arrogance, plain and simple.

      If computers are tools, use the right one.

      They aren't the simplistic tools that your analogy portrays them as. There is rarely a "right one". Only religious nerds and simple-minded neophytes think in those terms. Everyone else just uses whatever they like, which means the "right one" is going to be a personal decision, not something someone else can prescribe for them.

      This is an important distinction, and worth understanding. That's why Apple has sold over 40 million iPads, when the stereotypical Slashdotter proclaimed the device would be a dud. That proclamation was based on the mistake that a person's own opinion applies to everyone else, merely by virtue of their nerdliness.

      In a word: arrogance.

    68. Re:Would *I* use it? by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Screen real estate will always be screen real estate. When it comes to do anything once it under say 12 inches it might as well be a phone say no bigger than around 5 inches and the phone does need a blue tooth rechargeable stylus that you use as a hand set (speaker microphone) so you don't need to hold up that large screen to your head and you can use it as a vid phone.

      My regular screen is up to 24 inches, I would find anything under 12 inches horribly cramped and honestly think unrealistic in anything other than the marketing world of illusions as being suitable for creating content.

      Seriously marketing hype to get people to buy content consumption tablets as devices to create content will simply be proven false and collapse the market. Small tablets are nothing more than a third device, requiring a real computer and a smart phone to make up for small tablet deficiencies. Personally I'd push them even further back behind a big screen computer (45 inches plus), although a tablet would be a useful remote for it (but I'd get the screen before the tablet and seek to have one thrown in with the deal).

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    69. Re:Would *I* use it? by m50d · · Score: 1

      Since I got my Transformer I never carry my netbook around any more - a tablet with a proper keyboard is good enough for everything I used to use it for. Why carry two devices when you can make one do both functions?

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    70. Re:Would *I* use it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      doctors, lawyers...morons.

      Strong words for someone who's probably a computer janitor.

    71. Re:Would *I* use it? by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      I must disagree with you again, strongly. Wrong tool for the stated job.

      Tablets for coding, document generation, even gaming remind me of one of those children's workbenches with the cute little plastic tools. nice, but don't do real work with them. They're mostly for play. You're trying to elevate tablets where tablets don't go. I have shovels in my garage but do you think I'm going to dig a mine with them?

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    72. Re:Would *I* use it? by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      You're splitting hairs. Look at what you wrote: typing isn't the only thing it's used for.

      Meditate on that one for a while.

      Go back and fit it into the context of what I said: tablets suck for document production, and I'll add: gaming and coding to the lot. This is a toy in comparison to the cranky laptop I'm using at this moment.

      Does iCloud and its analog competition increase its viability? Of course, but for the entire set of potential users, not just tablet users. You have swallowed the fanboi KoolAid. Jim Jones would have welcomed you on your way to Guyana.

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    73. Re:Would *I* use it? by Hognoxious · · Score: 0

      The primary purpose of ANY document is to be read, not to be written into.

      That's very nice, but for it to be read somebody has to write it. Sucks to be that person if he's trying to do it on some wanky virtual keyboard.

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    74. Re:Would *I* use it? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I've seen cases with a keyboard in one half and the tablet fits in the other. They may have been USB though.

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    75. Re:Would *I* use it? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Most of those are BT also, since iPad has its connector on the bottom in portrait orientation - so it's kinda tricky to make a shell-type dock that connects there. The other catch is that such a folding shell dock also needs to be rigid enough to be held in open position without having some surface for back support - most iPad docks either require that, or else need a very specific angle for the tablet to remain stable.

      That said, apparently someone is designing the right kind of thing for iPad - complete with trackpad and extra batteries in the dock that charge the tablet. It will be interesting to see the end result - I'm particularly curious about how they've implemented charging, given connector placement.

    76. Re:Would *I* use it? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2

      Why did you only read half of my post?

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    77. Re:Would *I* use it? by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Morons? I'd like to see you perform a quadruple-bypass operation or a heart-valve replacement. Oh, you can't? Well you must be a moron.

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    78. Re:Would *I* use it? by nightfell · · Score: 1

      Go back and fit it into the context of what I said: tablets suck for document production, and I'll add: gaming and coding to the lot. This is a toy in comparison to the cranky laptop I'm using at this moment.

      You don't get it. That is arrogance. Calling an iPad a "toy" is completely and utter bullshit arrogance. Millions of people use them to type and play games just fine.

      You have swallowed the fanboi KoolAid. Jim Jones would have welcomed you on your way to Guyana.

      Go fuck yourself. Calling people a fanboi (with the 'i', to make it more gay, what an asshole) because they like something you don't is pure nerd arrogance.

    79. Re:Would *I* use it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The iPad does not replace the desktop computer. It just reduces the need for as many desktop computers.

    80. Re:Would *I* use it? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Wow, someone's a little in love with their $600 portable porn and games machine.

      I agree with the GP BTW. A device that doesn't have a keyboard and whose UI is anti-keyboard is not the right tool for something that requires a lot of word entry. Which most office jobs do, even if it's just email.

      I practically forced myself for two months to use two different tablets, being a professional in the computer field and all, and I can honestly say that anyone who argues tablets are professional tools right now is an idiot. I can see practical uses for them in a professional sphere - medical professionals would find them great as replacements for those awkward PCs in their patient examination rooms right now, for example, if the software were available, but, well there's the joke, it isn't. And they're optimal at virtually nothing else.

      Even the stuff you think they'd be great at you realize you need accessories to make work properly. I have Photoshop on my larger tablet, for example. Do I use it? Fuck no. GIMP on my Ubuntu laptop with a mouse is a more usable application. Why? It isn't because GIMP is better software, or has a better UI, it's because drawing/pointing/etc with a finger really isn't sane.

      What, ultimately, am I using my tablets for? Well, the Kindle Fire is my little games console and music player. And the 10.1 Honeycomb Android tablet? I dust it off periodically, test the occasional website to make sure it looks OK, and leave it where it is. It's the same size as a Netbook, but nothing like as functional. Why is it the future again?

      I'm glad you're willing to torture yourself to prove that somehow you can get real work done on a tablet and that therefore anyone who says they're not good at doing real work (note the distinction) is "arrogant". You can do that, and encourage the manufacturers to figure out how to make it work knowing there's a market out there that'll buy anything anyway. The rest of us will wait until a decent laptop/netbook replacement comes about. We'll continue to be "arrogant" by using the right tools for the job, and using our tablets to play Plants vs Zombies and listen to music.

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    81. Re:Would *I* use it? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Frankly, that much was too much.

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    82. Re:Would *I* use it? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Well, it would have saved you from wasting time responding. Unless, of course, you like making posts without any meaningful content. In which case I'd recommend you visit youtube.com.

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    83. Re:Would *I* use it? by exomondo · · Score: 1

      I must disagree with you again, strongly. Wrong tool for the stated job.

      How is editing a document/presentation/etc... on a tablet the wrong tool for the job? It may not be optimal but it's far from wrong.

      I have shovels in my garage but do you think I'm going to dig a mine with them?

      No, that would be like writing a novel on a tablet, which i clearly stated - if you bothered to read - would not be appropriate.

    84. Re:Would *I* use it? by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Let's agree that for document production, which fits the criteria for Office 15, the tablet is not a very useful choice.

      I can get an ssh session into my NOC from my smartphone, but it doesn't mean that my smartphone's a good tool to manage it.

      The thing about a new shiny screwdriver is that everything starts looking like a nail. A tablet's a great media viewing device. It's too small, really, but very handy and some have outstanding displays. They narrow the field of vision to do this, but I work on a notebook all day with a not-much-larger screen on it. It can be done. The keyboard and ergonomics setup for tablets as a document production tool stink, IMHO.

      Maybe it's the engineer in me: you use the right tool for the right job, and tablets are far from optimal. Here and there, why not? Office 15 will apparently be very inexpensive on the Metro UI-- maybe even free. Free Office? There'll be a shareholder revolt, as Office is one of Microsoft's oilwells-in-the-basement.

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    85. Re:Would *I* use it? by exomondo · · Score: 1

      Let's agree that for document production, which fits the criteria for Office 15, the tablet is not a very useful choice.

      That's what i was saying from the start, tweaking and editing are absolutely tasks for which a tablet would be fine (not optimal, but well enough), producing anything lengthy, not so much.

      The thing about a new shiny screwdriver is that everything starts looking like a nail.

      Generally nails are best served by a hammer, but i know what you mean.

      Maybe it's the engineer in me: you use the right tool for the right job, and tablets are far from optimal. Here and there, why not? Office 15 will apparently be very inexpensive on the Metro UI-- maybe even free. Free Office? There'll be a shareholder revolt, as Office is one of Microsoft's oilwells-in-the-basement.

      And do you know why they can offer it for free? Because, it is offered for free on a sub-optimal platform, anyone doing any serious work isn't going to do it on a tablet anyway so they will buy the full version. They don't have to cripple it, the form-factor does that for them.

    86. Re:Would *I* use it? by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Sadly, people will still try to do real work and get frustrated.

      I'm glad you caught the humor.

      It seems strange... the question that started this all is Should Microsoft.... and apparently they have. I feel somehow orchestrated. Office 15 is a sledge hammer on a tablet. Takes up a lot of space that media might fill. I can only shrug and point to the dozens of failures of tablets now seen on secondary and even liquidation sites where there was lots of "underkill" where Office on an iPad or under Metro is "overkill". I see the comfort zones, I see feeding the addictions, and I still see lack of success. You can wave the sales figures for how many units the iPad(x) has sold, how people write "tetris-alikes" in 140 characters in Java, and what you're seeing is a phenomena where device cost and accessibility and adoptability are becoming confused, not being "reinvented". The success of the iPad (and conversely, the failure of other tablets) has much to do with approachability of the platform. The now well-copied and improved on iOS UI was really, really good when coupled to the form factor. Smartphones have had similar successes for similar reasons.

      What happened was: the herd moved, and now everyone's trying to feed the herd with different food to see what the herd will swallow. My perspective is: the herd will move, and Office 15 will give them indigestion and a belly ache. The crippling form factor aside, it eats at the Office brand to have not one, but perhaps three segmented product offerings. This sort of diffusion can kill a product, and it's a BIG ONE to kill.

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    87. Re:Would *I* use it? by exomondo · · Score: 1

      Office 15 is a sledge hammer on a tablet. Takes up a lot of space that media might fill. I can only shrug and point to the dozens of failures of tablets now seen on secondary and even liquidation sites where there was lots of "underkill" where Office on an iPad or under Metro is "overkill". I see the comfort zones, I see feeding the addictions, and I still see lack of success.

      But maybe that's the point, do we really need another iPad-clone or more Android tablets? Let's see something a bit different, MS has failed in the tablet space before and now this is their new take on it, if it fails it's just another MS fail but if it succeeds then they succeed in doing something different rather than just adding another clone to an already saturated market.

      What happened was: the herd moved, and now everyone's trying to feed the herd with different food to see what the herd will swallow. My perspective is: the herd will move, and Office 15 will give them indigestion and a belly ache.

      Well if they didn't do that then we wouldn't have tablets and smartphones at all. It doesn't harm the existing market to have a new product entrant and if it fails nothing is really lost, the only entity that loses is Microsoft, and im not sure many people are overly concerned about that possibility.

    88. Re:Would *I* use it? by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Both tablets and smartphones were in the marketplace before Apple introduced theirs (after a prior attempt with the Newton). Like when Windows came around, Apple capitalized on a convergence of differing components and needs.

      Android is evolving. Windows is evolving. Can or will they catch up to Apple? Google has tried to be a leader, but with vastly differing values than Apple. Microsoft is an acknowledged follower. Very few items have been really unique, although they've had some winners.

      Will Microsoft tablets sell? Is that the real question? Is Windows 8 going to be that much cooler than iOS-based tablets? These are more rhetorical questions.

      Apple didn't invent this stuff. I had a Treo and a Fujitsu tablet before Apple got out of bed. They didn't invent the market, but they were smart enough to build ecosystems to surf it, once the waves were up. Ever waited for high tide? It's boring, then suddenly a confluence of energy hits, and the waves call your name.

      These markets (smartphones and tablets) are largely conquered. The telcos and their strange thinking sit between a home video distribution infrastructure and reality-- the ecosystems are chomping at the bit, but we have a third-world last mile system in the US; perhaps it will emerge in Japan or Sweden or first-world bandwidth countries.

      Actual digital TV is being done now, but the telcos are reeling with misery over their poor investments in ATM and other crap that doesn't carry isochronous media very well. Couldn't happen to nicer guys. But to go all McLuhan on you: the media is the message, and you can't make a tablet into something that it's not. Yes, it's ruptured notebook sales, but not killed them. The media jumps all over headlines and memes like "death of the PC" and a lot of other rot. In reality, the herd does its job. It will move when high tide comes back in.

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    89. Re:Would *I* use it? by nightfell · · Score: 1

      Wow, someone's a little in love with their $600 portable porn and games machine.

      And someone has an overinflated sense of self-importance. You asshats go around telling people they are wrong for liking something just because you don't like it. It's fucking pathetic.

    90. Re:Would *I* use it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blue. Tooth. Key. Board. Try it. You won't look at your iPad the same way.

    91. Re:Would *I* use it? by Mr_Silver · · Score: 1

      Nope, I have an ipad 2 and they're nonfunctional. I wish slashdot would change the interface to make them usable on touchscreens.

      I wish Slashdot would change the interface to make it just plain useable.

      Have you tried Avantslash?

      There isn't a template specifically for the iPad 2 (make one!), but the desktop or classic templates should work just fine.

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  3. I'm not sure I see the need by Nursie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I guess I can see the attraction of running powerpoint presentations from the iPad, but Office in general, is there a point?

    I can't imagine you'd want to be doing a lot of text input on it, would you?

    This in mind, it seems to me the whole thing is a non-story. MS is now an also-ran in the phone biz, and has no footprint at all in the tablet market. Office or no office, it doesn't seem to matter.

    1. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by John+Bresnahan · · Score: 2

      Many (most?) people don't actually create content using Office. They just read/view the results, perhaps with minor editing.

      I'm sure they would love to be able to do that on their iPads. I don't know if the iPad version of Apple's products do a very good job of dealing with Office documents or not. I do know that for important documents, I find I must use Microsoft Office if I want to make sure everything is formatted correctly for other Office users (i.e. LibreOffice is close, but not perfect).

    2. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by BasilBrush · · Score: 5, Informative

      Keynote runs Powerpoint presentations.

      (Also edits and exports them if it comes to that.)

      $9.99

    3. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by Aethelred+Unread · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My company uses Citrix to virtualize everything. I have had office, outlook, remote desktop on my ipad via Citrix for over a year and it is great for meetings, presentations, doing inventory, and just using an excel spreadsheet as a checklist. I can log on to my machine at work anywhere over 3G and have instant access to all my internal resources over a secure connection. Text input? Are you kidding? Combine Citrix Reciever with a ZAGG keyboard, jailbreak it, and you have an extremely effective machine for basic document editing and creation, a very powerful terminal emulator for network admin (my job) and access to all those lovely legacy tools like the fax modem connected to my PC via a serial cable so I can administer the Nortel PBX. Best thing is, all the processing is done on the server at work and if you lose the connection everything is where you left it when you reconnect. All this discussion about iPads having a place in enterprise is retarded, (literally, slow minded) the tools are already out there only Apple didn't develop them in house.

    4. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This in mind, it seems to me the whole thing is a non-story. MS is now an also-ran in the phone biz, and has no footprint at all in the tablet market. Office or no office, it doesn't seem to matter.

      But Microsoft is still a software company and MS Office is a de facto standard in most of the corporate world. Can they afford to ignore the millions of tablets that are finding their way into offices and everyday use? If a palatable alternative reigns supreme on tablets, will companies convert to the alternative in lieu of MS Office on the desktop to insure document compatibility?

      Metro is going to be a disruptive change for a lot of companies, and if they're going to go through the growing pains of changing user interfaces and how they interact with devices, would moving away from MS/Windows/Office be much more effort? In the short term, yes. But in the long run?

    5. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by swillden · · Score: 2

      I can't imagine you'd want to be doing a lot of text input on it, would you?

      I do quite a bit or text input on my Galaxy Tab. Mostly e-mail, but some other stuff as well, including some work with Google Docs, though Docs is pretty limited on Android as of yet. I have a Zagg folio case which includes a Bluetooth keyboard. The keyboard is small, but very usable, and when I close the case with the keyboard, the whole bundle is still small and light enough that it's more convenient to carry around than a full-sized laptop or even a netbook.

      Of course I don't use Microsoft Office, and haven't for years, so I'm not really their target market.

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    6. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Can they afford to ignore the millions of tablets that are finding their way into offices and everyday use?

      I think the question is more whether anyone will care if they do release it. I think probably not.

      If a palatable alternative reigns supreme on tablets, will companies convert to the alternative in lieu of MS Office on the desktop to insure document compatibility?

      Well this is an interesting area of thought. Some enterprises are already turning away from it now, I guess we'll see.

      Metro is going to be a disruptive change for a lot of companies,

      Really?

      Everyone's happy with Win 7, and IIRC Win 8 has a traditional mode, so I'm not really seeing it on the desktop, and on the tablet or mobile, MS is a non-entity.

    7. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I have the Citrix receiver as well. I'd rather kick myself in the nuts than do anything other than novelty stuff or very very basic work related administration through it on a tablet. Basic things are possible but not worth the 5-10x increase in time and effort. If I'm out and about and get a call to fix something that requires me to "log into work", I'll try to call another engineer myself or I'll respond back to the support desk that I'll get back to them in XX minutes and either drive home if close by or go to my car, grab my laptop and find the nearest free AP. Yes, I still consider those much better options then using the Citrix receiver on my tablet.

    8. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think the question is more whether anyone will care if they do release it. I think probably not.

      Remember the old adage: no one ever got fired for buying IBM? In the current corporate culture it's pretty much the same for buying Microsoft.

      Really?

      Everyone's happy with Win 7, and IIRC Win 8 has a traditional mode, so I'm not really seeing it on the desktop, and on the tablet or mobile, MS is a non-entity.

      Except that 'Metro' isn't just Windows 8, it is the future UI paradigm for Windows/Microsoft. IE 10 will have two versions, Metro and 'traditional'. I don't think MS is going to continue to create two versions in the future. Windows 9 will take things one steep further - probably a compatibility mode or VM for traditional applications - or perhaps eliminate traditional 'windowed' apps all together. Windows 8 is a transitional product release for Microsoft.

      MS will not support traditional apps on the WOA platform, nor do they on the existing Windows Phone platform. I don't know if they'll be supporting traditional apps on any Windows tablet OS that runs on x86 or Acorn processors, but it's an awful lot of work to maintain separate OS products. I can see them eliminating traditional apps on future tablet OS products for x86 or Acorn (if they support them at all on the Windows 8 tablet offering).

    9. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by Nursie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Remember the old adage: no one ever got fired for buying IBM? In the current corporate culture it's pretty much the same for buying Microsoft.

      Yes, but I'm not sure that applies where tablets are concerned. It doesn't seem to help them in the corporate phone market.

      Except that 'Metro' isn't just Windows 8, it is the future UI paradigm for Windows/Microsoft. IE 10 will have two versions, Metro and 'traditional'. I don't think MS is going to continue to create two versions in the future. Windows 9 will take things one steep further - probably a compatibility mode or VM for traditional applications - or perhaps eliminate traditional 'windowed' apps all together. Windows 8 is a transitional product release for Microsoft.

      In which case I see a lot of people moving on from windows, especially in the enterprise, or doing as they did with Vista and just not bothering to move.

    10. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by crath · · Score: 1

      I agree that most employees don't create content in Office; however, the 10% that do create content are the 10% of employees who's productivity and performance are what makes a company successful. So, while 90% of a company's employees can make do with something less than a real PC, the company would quickly fail if PC's and real MS Office were cast to the wayside.

    11. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by SadButTrue · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My experience is exactly the opposite. Perhaps this is due to all of the companies I have worked in being fairly high tech.

      The only people in any of the companies I have ever worked in that used Office, at all, have been in sales and legal. Research people tend towards far more powerful tools such as R and MatLab for analysis and LATEX for reporting. Developers tend towards in line documentation if they can be bothered to doc at all. Accounting I guess could use excel but I have never been anywhere that didn't use peachtree or quickbooks.

      Honestly, Office seems to be used mostly for one sales drone to send another sales drone a power point about how many sales they have in their sales.

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    12. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by DaveGod · · Score: 1

      I guess I can see the attraction of running powerpoint presentations from the iPad, but Office in general, is there a point?

      Whether or not the iPad is indeed a terrible device for creating or inputting data into spreadsheets (etc), those aren't the only activities with said documents.

      Sometimes you want to pull out the file just to read from it. Maybe you're giving a presentation with a chart and someone asks a detailed question. Anyway I think it's safe to assume input will be sufficient that you can at least go in and change a couple of key variables.

      This is the kind of thing I suspect an iPad would be useful for in the corporate environment; something you can hold in one hand whilst standing, something convenient to pass around at meetings. Sometimes meetings are ad-hoc and for whatever reason setting up a projector is inconvenient, or maybe the client doesn't have one, or maybe there's a problem setting up the projector.

    13. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by gtall · · Score: 1

      My impression of Apple's iWork software reading and displaying Office docs is that it isn't ready for prime time, and that is on a tower Intel Mac with plenty of horsepower. So horsepower isn't the problem. Another problem is that Office docs can link things together amongst themselves and have their own notions of macros and such. Apple trying to re-implement those is a lost cause.

      I suppose minor edits and reading would be useful. I don't imagine it would be a big draw for MS software though. And I doubt MS pricing would make it attractive.

      My own preference is to simply avoid MS software whenever I can on a Mac, it is just bad ju-ju. The apps don't work like Mac apps and it just becomes a frustrating experience, I wind up cursing MS a bit worse every time I get forced into using their stuff.

    14. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by swb · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The biggest feature lacking on the iPad for remote desktop goodness is Apple's lack of support for bluetooth mice.

      A bluetooth keyboard helps for keyboard intensive tasks, but even with GUIs that are very keyboard friendly the combination of BT + Wifi + RDP lag makes rapid tabbing or GUI widget manipulation frustrating on the iPad. Even at best, I find that a BT keyboard only adds about 25% additional ease of function on the iPad.

      With a mouse, though, it would be a pretty appealing platform for RDP work, particularly if the iPad 3 display resolution rumors are correct.

    15. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by GuldKalle · · Score: 1

      I'm curious as I haven't played with iOS hardware myself. Why do you have to jailbreak to use citrix?

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    16. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by fast+turtle · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I suspect that the EOL in 2014 of XP is the only reason that many companies are even bothering to look at Win7 and as they upgrade, they'll stick with Win7 until EOL in 2020 when Win12 will finally be out and then they'll move to something Nix like that looks/acts like XP instead.

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    17. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by Junta · · Score: 1

      Windows 9 will take things one steep further - probably a compatibility mode or VM for traditional applications - or perhaps eliminate traditional 'windowed' apps all together. Windows 8 is a transitional product release for Microsoft.

      Other possiblities include the two environments continuing into perpetuity, MS somehow finding a unified experience that handles both sets of use cases better, or MS giving up entirely on Metro-UI on the desktop. I would treat their Windows 8 ARM play as risking their desktop market to try to force open the phone and tablet markets for them. This isn't too severe a risk, as they hedged their bets on x86 by having the 'traditional' environment and they know from experience that the worst thing that happens is that customers stick with something like Windows 7. I personally think the Metro-UI will fail utterly across all markets even with the 'unified experience' message. In the MS echo chamber they've convinced themselves its inherently superior to everything else even as the market has been pretty cool to their current offerings. They currently cling to the excuse that it's just because it isn't a unified experience with the desktop. After Windows 8 comes out and if Metro fails, I think even MS will run out of excuses and recognize reality.

      Consider Silverlight. All indications point toward an endeavor that got no where and did not acheive the death of flash in favor of an MS controlled technology. Did MS continue pushing it beyond all reason in the face of a market that would not accept it? Not really, they've de-emphasized it and moving onto other things in the hopes *something* will stick in a market where more and more computer use is done through a tablet or phone. I would say they should be content with their desktop/laptop market, but I realize they are probably concerned that even if the desktop market doesn't go away, users will learn they don't need an MS platform to do what they want and carry that lesson into the desktop space.

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    18. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by MisterSquid · · Score: 3, Funny

      Except that 'Metro' isn't just Windows 8, it is the future UI paradigm for Windows/Microsoft. IE 10 will have two versions, Metro and 'traditional'. I don't think MS is going to continue to create two versions in the future. Windows 9 will take things one steep further

      MS has not yet announced a release date for Windows 8, which makes me suspect Fall 2012 is an early (and unlikely) target. Given this speculation, Windows 8's UI paradigm will not be available to the general public until more than 16 months after Android's ICS and 6 months after Mac OS X Mountain Lion (which integrates additional features from iOS to OS X).

      It's not even like MS is even aiming for a moving target anymore but, instead, is taking square aim at a horse that will have died long after having left the barn.

      (Don't worry about that last paragraph. My English doctorate licenses me to mix metaphors.)

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    19. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      The point is to only have to carry one device!

      Your pad has more than enough grunt to run a complete office suite. I would ask, what is the point of having to carry around a macbook *and* an iPad? Bragging rights?

      Personally I never believed in the alpha geek thing. Each device I carried had a specific purpose, and I longed for the day when I could do everything from a single portable device. It's almost possible now. My boss can mail me a PPT file, I can open it in my phone, not even a tablet, connect directly to the projector and do a presentation. I can do enough work from my phone that I rarely carry a laptop anymore. I've held off on a tablet because I'm waiting for the day when I can carry it *instead* of a laptop, and maybe, with a bluetooth headset, instead of a phone -- making it my only device.

      Office on the tablet is a big step forward. But! It has to be designed to work in a reasonable fashion with a touch interface. If they do it like our Windows 7 tablet currently, where you have to do strange gestures to emulate the actions of a three button mouse, it's a giant fail.

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    20. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by John+Bresnahan · · Score: 1

      Do you honestly believe that a significant percentage of the workforce uses tools like R, MatLab and LATEX?!?

      You need to get out more!

    21. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by John+Bresnahan · · Score: 1

      So, while 90% of a company's employees can make do with something less than a real PC, the company would quickly fail if PC's and real MS Office were cast to the wayside.

      I'm not aware that anyone was suggesting this. Obviously, if you spend much time using a keyboard, you aren't going to be happy doing that work on an iPad.

      However, even those people who do create content might find an iPad very useful some of the time. I'm thinking in particular of those people who spend a lot of time on airplanes. An iPad is far more "user friendly" when stuck in an airliner seat than just about any laptop.

    22. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by Billly+Gates · · Score: 0

      This puts corporate customers in a tough spot.

      If you had to endure hell for 12 years of IE 6 & XP why would you want to go through that again and pick an obsolete platform and now be stuck with Windows 7 and IE 8 specific intranet apps that lack HTML 5?

      One of the great things about IE 10 and later is they all support standards so you are never locked into a version of IE anymore. Seriously corporations hate change and costs but they do want to upgrade when they are ready and not be held hostage by picking obsolete platforms and then apps that are tied to them?

      If Metro had even a Windows task bar and overlaying Windows this could be doable. I fail to see METRO as anything but a failed cell phone gui great for media consumption one app at a time. That sucks for Office users.

    23. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by King_TJ · · Score: 2

      Depends on your use case... You're right about Keynote, but it's probably the single strongest component of Apple's iWork suite for the Mac to begin with. It was developed before any of the other parts, as a program for Steve Jobs to use personally when giving his presentations and speeches, because he found it distasteful and limiting to keep using a competitor's product for the purpose.

      I happen to like Pages too, but honestly, it wouldn't be nearly as compelling if it weren't for Apple including some very elegant templates with it. For my business, I was able to knock out a new invoice and a 3-fold flier which looked like I paid a high dollar firm to design them for me, just by modifying templates included with the software. The Microsoft Word templates, by contrast, look more like "basic starting points" and they're so widely used, people recognize when you've used one.

      For serious work with spreadsheets, Microsoft Excel has the competition beat hands-down, and that's proving to be their single strongest app in their Office suite. Apple's Numbers app is really more suitable for someone who's not even a "numbers person" to begin with, but finds him/herself with the occasional need to generate some basic spreadsheets anyway. It can produce results that look really nice, but it doesn't have the raw number crunching power of Excel (gets VERY slow with large spreadsheets), and lacks the power Excel had to do complex calculations with Visual Basic macros attached to cells.

      Obviously, I'm talking about the full blown desktop/laptop versions of these programs here, but all of this translates to the iPad in fairly equal proportions. So I'd say yes, SOME iPad owners would like Office on it, especially if they do a lot with Excel. But many of us wouldn't see a point to it.

    24. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by symbolset · · Score: 1

      You don't. Not only does Citrix receiver work well on it - it comes preinstalled.

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    25. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Sometimes I do data entry on my Android tablet. You can install a software keyboard replacement that scans barcodes into anything - including a spreadsheet. It works great if the light is good.

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    26. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Huh? Office on the Mac is a much better software package than i(dont)Work. In fact, I like Office 2008 for the Mac better than any Windows based version.

      That said, I don't think that the iPad needs a full version of anything. It just needs to be able to read the formats and perhaps use some basic functionality. Like Documents-to-Go has done for PDAs since early Palm Pilot times.

      And don't get me started on Apple's inability to follow their own HID guidelines in their own software.

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    27. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by dissy · · Score: 2

      I've found that the mouse with my iPad only gets used for remote desktop and vnc, basically to control systems that are designed for mouse use.

      It is pretty funny seeing a mouse cursor on spring board the first time, but not very useful compared to the touch screen.
      I've only used the mouse about twice with the notepad app, and honestly both of those times were right after using the mouse/keyboard for remote desktop.

      My iPads keyboard is built into its case, so is already with me. The mouse generally stays in my tablet bag (aka man purse)

      One annoying issue is you have to select which bluetooth stack to use, either Apples or the jailbroken drivers.
      Apples keyboard support is much better, and works in any app with text input. But to use the mouse, you have to flip to the other set of bluetooth drivers, which requires re-pairing the keyboard as well.

      Between this annoying flipping between BT stacks, and the fact I have my mouse with me less frequent than the keyboard, I find myself almost never using it.

      Activator (with the Apple keyboard drivers) gives you access to all the F-keys and alt-keys for performing actions and running apps. This method is far more flexible and useful.

      After finishing up an RDP session, I always flip the bluetooth stack back to Apples, for the slightly less rare occasion I want to turn the keyboard on.

      So I too wish Apple would add mouse support in their own bluetooth stack. I just can't see them doing this unfortunately.
      It would mean that somewhere some programmer would make an iPad app where the mouse was required for use. Would ruin the sexy image.

      Apple as of late does not seem to care about their users needs like in the old days.
      They have gone from a company that used to include schematics and firmware source in the manual of their product, to a company that sues someone for posting a patch to their firmware (ie jailbreaks)

      However if I was to limit myself to only purchasing from companies I am morally comfortable with, I would not have a single piece of technology in my life. The entire industry just sucks now.

    28. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      I can't imagine you'd want to be doing a lot of text input on it, would you?

      No but you could do a lot of text reading. My tablet has gone with me to several meetings just because it can view PDFs.

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    29. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by Aethelred+Unread · · Score: 1

      And the simple stuff is all I use it for, you would be insane to use it for anything else. I'll agree that without a wireless mouse the Citrix app is nigh unusable but once you jailbreak the iPad the mouse becomes invaluable. It runs several terminal windows concurrently plus explorer and outlook, that's all I really need. If all you're worried about doing is resetting MGCP on a gateway and then sending an email or other simple on call tasks it's perfect. Anything more and you just call someone else or drive to home/work. Plus it beats lugging the laptop on the skytrain, etc. or taking your car just to have someplace to stash the laptop. My boss would not be happy to learn that my company laptop and mobile internet stick were stolen out of the trunk.

    30. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's an idea: if you want a device for remote desktop, with support for a mouse, keyboard, etc etc etc. GET A LAPTOP. What's wrong with a laptop that compels you to try to turn an iPad into a piece of shit netbook? Too big? Get a Zenbook or an Air. Too expensive? Get a netbook, still better than trying to turn an iPad into one, and you save ~$400 over a $600 iPad with a $100 keyboard.

    31. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by jcr · · Score: 2

      he found it distasteful and limiting to keep using a competitor's product for the purpose.

      Incidentally, he never did use PowerPoint. He used Concurrence (which was a NeXTSTEP app from Lighthouse Designs) until he was able to switch to Keynote.

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    32. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      +1 unintentionally funny

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    33. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by SadButTrue · · Score: 1

      No, I don't. I was responding to the assertion that the 10% of people that do use Office are the "productive" part of a company. This has not been my experience. In fact I would go as far as saying that the use of Office is negatively correlated with productivity.

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    34. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by swb · · Score: 1

      I used to travel with my laptop, but it's so much easier with an iPad for basic communications tasks and as a stand-in entertainment device for video and audio. It's vastly lighter and thinner than a laptop and much easier to use on a plane or other cramped spaces and has far better battery runtime.

      Netbooks are junk -- they make a much worse tablet than an iPad makes a laptop.

      If I was on an airplane a lot for work, I'd probably have an Air as a laptop replacement and maybe not travel with my iPad. But it still doesn't make the Air into an iPad as far as form factor and convenience go.

    35. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I don't know if they'll be supporting traditional apps on any Windows tablet OS that runs on x86 or Acorn processors

      As far as Windows is concerned, such tablets are just x86 machines, so the answer is "yes". There's no such thing as "Windows 8 tablet offering". There's Win8/x86 and Win8/ARM, and that's that.

      Also keep in mind that "traditional apps" are effectively supported on ARM, since Office is itself a traditional app. You're prevented from installing your own, but that's an artificial restriction - all machinery that is necessary for it to work is there in both x86 and ARM versions of Win8.

    36. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by cpotoso · · Score: 2

      And does a tremendously crappy job at it. Screws-up the fonts, lots of other things too. Moreover, it is not just that things are visualized incorrectly, they are also corrupted in the original file.

    37. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Screws-up the fonts

      If the fonts are included in the Powerpoint file, I'm sure it'll render them perfectly. If they're not included, you're at the mercy of whether the fonts originally used are available on the iOS device. Mobile Powerpoint would have exactly the same issue.

      Moreover, it is not just that things are visualized incorrectly, they are also corrupted in the original file.

      To do that you'd have to import edit and export again over the same file name.

    38. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm hoping they make Word Exclusive to Microsoft OS's. That will allow alternatives to flourish. Already, many of us have abandoned ship, and never looked back.

      I'm forecasting Windows 8 will be another Windows Vista for Microsoft. (Well, not quite as bad as Vista, but I think sales will be anemic.) It's just a bit too different from what the masses are used to, and a LOT of people won't like the changes.

      When people really need keyboards for their iPads, they'll consider netbooks with them built in.

    39. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by jbengt · · Score: 1

      Many (most?) people don't actually create content using Office. They just read/view the results, perhaps with minor editing.

      To the contrary, in the offices I've worked, even discounting e-mail, around 90% of employees create content with MS Office (or occasionally Wordperfect/Open Office) The only ones not regularly using an office suite to create content were the CAD operators and the president of the company. Of course, if you're working in a different type of office, like a call center, YMMV.

    40. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by keytoe · · Score: 2

      For serious work with spreadsheets, Microsoft Excel has the competition beat hands-down, and that's proving to be their single strongest app in their Office suite. Apple's Numbers app is really more suitable for someone who's not even a "numbers person" to begin with, but finds him/herself with the occasional need to generate some basic spreadsheets anyway. It can produce results that look really nice, but it doesn't have the raw number crunching power of Excel (gets VERY slow with large spreadsheets), and lacks the power Excel had to do complex calculations with Visual Basic macros attached to cells.

      This has been my biggest sticking point with Numbers as well. It doesn't even have to be a particularly large spreadsheet to bog it down, though. Throw some cross indexed lookup based calculations on it across multiple tables and you'll wish you had just pulled out Excel in the first place. I really want to like and use Numbers, but it's just not in the same class.

    41. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by exomondo · · Score: 1

      My own preference is to simply avoid MS software whenever I can on a Mac, it is just bad ju-ju. The apps don't work like Mac apps and it just becomes a frustrating experience, I wind up cursing MS a bit worse every time I get forced into using their stuff.

      What's wrong with Office for Mac? I use that all the time.

    42. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by exomondo · · Score: 1

      I used to travel with my laptop, but it's so much easier with an iPad for basic communications tasks and as a stand-in entertainment device for video and audio. It's vastly lighter and thinner than a laptop and much easier to use on a plane or other cramped spaces and has far better battery runtime.

      I certainly find that a smartphone and a laptop (i mainly use an Air) negates the need for a tablet. Realistically the weight and thickness aren't much of an issue given the size of the Air, the battery life on it is extremely good and if you're in such a cramped space that you can't open your laptop then a smartphone is probably a better choice than a tablet anyway.

      If I was on an airplane a lot for work, I'd probably have an Air as a laptop replacement and maybe not travel with my iPad. But it still doesn't make the Air into an iPad as far as form factor and convenience go.

      You are aware we are talking about the Macbook Air, which is a laptop? Given that it is a laptop and the ipad is a tablet they aren't going to be matching form factors because they are - by definition - different form factors.

    43. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      SOME iPad owners would like Office on it, especially if they do a lot with Excel.

      ROFLMAO. Numbers are for accountants MBAs and other square old daddies.

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    44. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by swb · · Score: 1

      if you're in such a cramped space that you can't open your laptop then a smartphone is probably a better choice than a tablet anyway.

      I disagree. In coach these days, you can't easily open the clamshell of any laptop if the guy behind you leans back at all, but you can easily use an iPad and it's a far better viewing experience than an iPhone.

      You are aware we are talking about the Macbook Air, which is a laptop?

      Yes, but crippled to wifi only or 10/100 USB ethernet, clumsy external DVD drive and limited storage space, it's kind of handicapped than a traditional laptop.

      Remembering my days supporting field offices, the disk space and no gigabit ethernet would be annoying handicaps but perhaps worth the trade off if I had a lot of multipoint travel.

    45. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by exomondo · · Score: 1

      I disagree. In coach these days, you can't easily open the clamshell of any laptop if the guy behind you leans back at all

      Really? Surely coach isn't that bad, i've flown coach on domestic flights before and it was fine, certainly would be fine with an 11" Air.

      but you can easily use an iPad and it's a far better viewing experience than an iPhone.

      Of course.

      Yes, but crippled to wifi only or 10/100 USB ethernet, clumsy external DVD drive and limited storage space, it's kind of handicapped than a traditional laptop.

      Interesting that you mention that, i don't see any ipads with 10/100 Ethernet, USB (which the Air has) or any DVD drive support at all much less the kind of storage space that even a Macbook Air comes with, if those are indeed your requirements then an ipad is most definitely not an alternative.

    46. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by swb · · Score: 1

      Interesting that you mention that, i don't see any ipads with 10/100 Ethernet, USB (which the Air has) or any DVD drive support at all much less the kind of storage space that even a Macbook Air comes with, if those are indeed your requirements then an ipad is most definitely not an alternative.

      If I have to use a clamshell laptop, it's competing against the pool of all possible clamshell laptops, which include laptops with more flexible storage and networking options.

      IMHO the Air fits a narrow niche for people who want a full computer experience, including the clamshell form factor, but for whom their computing experience won't extend past the hardware limits of the device.

    47. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by exomondo · · Score: 1

      If I have to use a clamshell laptop, it's competing against the pool of all possible clamshell laptops, which include laptops with more flexible storage and networking options.

      Which are things you clearly don't need, since you're using an ipad.

      IMHO the Air fits a narrow niche for people who want a full computer experience, including the clamshell form factor, but for whom their computing experience won't extend past the hardware limits of the device.

      I would say most people's computing experience doesn't extend beyond those limits these days. If it comes down to ipad vs air the advantage is clearly with the air in almost all circumstances except for when you're stuck in cramped conditions for extended periods of time.

  4. because viewing PDFs and playing Angry Birds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Constitutes "real work" now, it seems.

    No one with an actual job is relying solely on post-pc devices to do their "real work".

    1. Re:because viewing PDFs and playing Angry Birds by BasilBrush · · Score: 2, Informative

      No one with an actual job is relying solely on post-pc devices to do their "real work".

      Except of course the many that do.

      Of course that doesn't mean that they don't also have a Mac or PC. Just that for at least part of their job, an iPad or an iPhone is the better tool.

    2. Re:because viewing PDFs and playing Angry Birds by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      because viewing PDFs... Constitutes "real work" now, it seems.

      Why do people assume that documents are write-only?

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  5. Ah, Excel by fph+il+quozientatore · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ah, Excel, the most abused piece of software in the world. Is there a problem for which it is the right solution?

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    1. Re:Ah, Excel by SomePgmr · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I use excel for stuff all the time. Little jobs... quick, repetative, formulaic stuff. That and popping open csv's.

      The one I often saw abused was access. Horrible things happen when a shitty Access side-project ends up getting passed around an office.

    2. Re:Ah, Excel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure, what was it supposed to be in the first place?
      Access might not be the best solution for anything, but at least we all know it's supposed to be database software.

      >A spreadsheet is a computer application with tools that increase the user's productivity in capturing, analyzing, and sharing tabular data sets. (Wikipedia)
      Hm, so it is a bit like a cloud, only more tabular.
      >Excel increases productivity! Replace our git repositories with Excel cells immediately.(CTO after reading Wikipedia article)

    3. Re:Ah, Excel by Urkki · · Score: 2

      Well, if you have a simplish problem where you need to do some calculations on some data, what would be a better solution than whipping out an Excel (or equivalent) sheet with the data and the calculations?

      Well, unless you mean something along the lines of "if Excel is the right solution, then Google Docs spreadsheet is even more right solution", then I can't really argue for common desktop use case. In mobile case (like Android + Google Docs vs. WP7 + it's office apps), I haven't tried so I don't know, but I suspect MS solution will give superior user experience in that case.

    4. Re:Ah, Excel by lennier1 · · Score: 1

      So what?

      Windows is just an extremely misunderstood puzzle game, but so far nobody has made it to the highscore.

    5. Re:Ah, Excel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck you and your free time. I have never bothered to learn any piece of software, ever, including excel. I am, nevertheless, highly productive on Excel, and run a company that has just passed the half a million annual revenue mark. What have you done with all your free time you have to learn tools?

    6. Re:Ah, Excel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      You seriously never encountered someone using Excel instead of a proper database? That seems to be the most common abuse and has caused untold damages to small businesses all over the world.

    7. Re:Ah, Excel by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

      Ah, Excel, the most abused piece of software in the world. Is there a problem for which it is the right solution?

      It is the Swiss Army Knife of the PC world.

    8. Re:Ah, Excel by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2

      ... ok?

      Just call a programmer to come in and go over use and case studies with your needs instead, and wait 3 months for approval and have the IT director work with accounting in doing a cost analysis on how much return this would be to make this client/server sql app meanwhile you get fired because the boss wanted this work done in 1 week time only. ... or you open excel and just get to work? I pick Excel. Access is great for saving forms and things like that but if you have 4 or 5 people passing it around and changes are being made how do you sync them up. No using ODBC is not an option as creating a database requires admin rights and IT approval etc.

      The whole concept is broken. The correct thing to do is break a very large excel spreadsheet into more spreadsheets for different functions instead of having the company use just 1 for everyone. If the project is important enough yes Access with a SQL Server backend but it is hard to justify it when work needs to be done YESTERDAY and Excel is right there in front of you to just start it.

    9. Re:Ah, Excel by Oligonicella · · Score: 2

      Sure. And it was proper to use it because of the overhead of a "proper database".

      I've been IT my whole life and I've always found strange the concept of "proper" anything.

      If it works, it's proper.

      "has caused untold damages"
      And you didn't tell of them either.

    10. Re:Ah, Excel by pz · · Score: 2

      I do this all the time (at least, I use a spreadsheet program to open a CSV database). Why?

      1. The spreadsheet is in CSV (read: ASCII), so when, not if, there are problems, I can fix them in two seconds in an editor.

      2. A spreadsheet program is relatively fast compared to a database program.

      3. A spreadsheet allows me to view all of my data in a relatively compact way.

      4. The output of a database program is going to be a spreadsheet-friendly table anyway, except you have to cut-and-paste it into a spreadsheet to use it.

      So, what are the advantages of using a DB? Only one: being able to specify a highly particular set of constraints to pick out a small subset of the records (using an arcane syntax that means the query is more likely than not to be incorrect). How often do I do that? Nearly never. Far more often I'm interested in sorting by a particular column, and spreadsheets do that just fine.

      For a small business, using a CSV file as a database and a spreadsheet program as the interface works quite well.

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    11. Re:Ah, Excel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make companies like your's succeed?

    12. Re:Ah, Excel by skoval · · Score: 1

      Right until they begin to share it. And there comes "the horror"

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    13. Re:Ah, Excel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as you are aware of using Excel as a database has many problems, this should be fine. But if all you are doing is writing and editing a CSV file, then by all means, use a text-based CSV editor as opposed to Excel. Excel does all kinds of nasty things with your data if you are not paying attention. Dates, numbers and even some string fields can become completely borked.

      I say this because I am usually the person who has to clean up an Excel spreadsheet in which someone has been tracking their project information, or a customer delivered a CSV file from an automated process that they then opened in Excel to make a last minute change. Excel is a spreadsheet, and it is a very good one at that. But do not even begin to think it is a database. It does not even begin to have the data integrity tools that even the most basic database has in droves.

    14. Re:Ah, Excel by fph+il+quozientatore · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Everything you list is a shortcoming of the specific interface that you are using, not of the database concept itself. The way I see it, the problem is that nobody bothered to write a UI for a database that makes it look easy and simple to edit like an Excel spreadsheet. If you agree with this view, then Excel is just another database with the absurd limitation of constraining you to fit everything into one big table (data, calculations, output formatting).

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    15. Re:Ah, Excel by crucini · · Score: 1

      Actually, an Excel workbook can contain multiple sheets (or tables, as we say in database-land).

      And Excel can connect to a database such as MySQL and become just a GUI front end. But when I saw this done around 1999, Excel crushed the DB with horrible queries.

    16. Re:Ah, Excel by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      It's the square peg that makes you believe that every task is a square hole.

      It is handy for visualising CSV lists before you move them into something like Matlab, and it's perfectly capable as a simple accounting sheet for a small business.

      Not great for graphs unless you know you can manipulate your data for a straight line, and you don't have any points to exclude from the fit. Tends to choke on very large data sets too.

      Still, I like having it around - it is useful.

    17. Re:Ah, Excel by Junta · · Score: 1

      1. Generally databases are backed up to a plain text file. The database being natively in binary isn't just for fun you know, there is good reason.

      2. I've never seen this to be the case. Maybe if your spreadsheet is on a local drive and your database is over the internet, but that's not fair, you can have local databases and you can have spreadsheets on slow network shares. Given equivalent situations, I've seen database do a lot better. Incidentally, this is pretty much the *whole point* of the binary format that can't be read in a trivial text editor, performance pretty well requires it.

      3. I really wonder what sort of database interface you are using if this is the case. Databases are much much more capable of having quickly defined views of pertinent data. Spreadsheets tend to get awkward with many sheets in a book with lots of columns and very very difficult to pull the data coherently at that point. Of course CSV is even worse, you don't have that extra dimension that 'workbooks' give you to play in.

      4. Again, something is wrong if you consider database use to necessitate pasting into a spreadsheet.

      Some of the advantages of a DB:
      -Performance
      -Better facility for multi-user access and edit (far less tempting for someone to 'save off their own copy' to work on and try to merge in later)
      -Better programmatic manipulation of data and reports
      -Better representation and use of complex data relationships.
      -Far more competent facilities for searching (you even admit this one but dismiss it as pointless) Incidentally, the syntax isn't that arcane even in SQL terms, but consider that you perform these searches on a daily basis as you got to arbitrary internet sites and type strings in boxes or select from a drop down.

      You have to understand why the tendency for some groups to use/abuse spreadsheets is very very bad. For example, one business demanded I write them a webapp and use an ODBC driver so that the database format was in XLS format so their hr people could do whatever they wanted to the 'database'. When against all my recommendations they implemented it, they suffered greatly and I was the one left with trying to fix or talk people out of bad behavior when things went pretty much exactly as I warned them it would.

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    18. Re:Ah, Excel by cshark · · Score: 1

      Oh dear god, don't remind me. It's like everyone who's ever learned how to write an excel macro suddenly thinks it's the most useful all purpose tool for everything. Then they fashion themselves as "programmers." It's kind of like Fox Pro that way, for the same reason.

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    19. Re:Ah, Excel by Tarlus · · Score: 2

      I've been IT my whole life and I've always found strange the concept of "proper" anything. If it works, it's proper.

      That is a very bad philosophy to have if you work in IT. With that mindset, that is how we end up with undocumented spaghetti code, relational databases that aren't actually relational (redundant columns, occupying 4x more disk space should be needed, performing in like O(n!) time) and employment of otherwise kludgey, insecure, breakable, non-scalable IT solutions. They might work, but not as well as they should.

      I know your quoted statement wasn't trying to say that and is likely a little more focused around the Excel vs proper database argument. Figured I'd just try the pissed-off-nerd-scold thing. This is Slashdot, after all. =)

      And even still, there is a right and a wrong use for Excel. Storing tabular data for the purpose of charting and computation is its purpose, and attempting to store large volumes of other forms of data while keeping nebulously-defined tables linked and "relational" (used loosely) are really not its intended purpose. Doable, but improper. There is just way too much that can break. You need a 'proper' database to do those things without shooting yourself in the foot. The overhead of a typical database is not complicated and not costly, and should certainly not sway an IT administrator's decision.

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    20. Re:Ah, Excel by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 1

      Everything you list is a shortcoming of the specific interface that you are using, not of the database concept itself. The way I see it, the problem is that nobody bothered to write a UI for a database that makes it look easy and simple to edit like an Excel spreadsheet.

      Yes they did. It's called Access.

      The fact that nobody who isn't a tech knows how to use it and most techs only encounter it when people use when they should have gotten a network database is a little beside the point. Access does everything the parent wants, and although it's complicated to use it's not much more complicated than Excel is.

      There is a lot of overlap between Excel and Access because both applications use tables, but if each row of your table is unrelated to the rows before and after it, you probably should be using Access for anything non-trivial. And as another poster mentioned, you can link an Excel document to an Access DB if you need to manipulate the data.

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    21. Re:Ah, Excel by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Actually, programming in VBA in Excel is one of the things I do regularly. Like when I developed an FEA application for magnetics modeling - I used Excel as a fast confirmation/development environment with great graphs, simple UI, exposed equations and the like. Once the engine and analysis were working in Excel, I ported it to C++ and it worked first-time out. How is writing a macro different from writing Javascript or Perl?

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    22. Re:Ah, Excel by kqs · · Score: 2

      It is the Swiss Army Knife of the PC world.

      Brilliant! Just like a Swiss Army Knife, it's rarely the best tool for the job, but it's always handy and works well enough for most purposes. Plus, people can use it without cutting off their own fingers.

    23. Re:Ah, Excel by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      It's one thing to have problems where a spreadsheet is the solution. There are not many of these, but they do exist, IMHO.

      It's another thing to state that Excel is the synonym for spreadsheet. To elaborate on the parent, is there a problem which Excel solves and the many alternative/light/free spreadsheet applications don't?

      IMHO, the whole "office" paradigm of spreadsheets, word processors etc. is something we could all do without. But for those small, quick jobs where they might come in handy, it's a shame that people will insist on paying for the "one and only" package.

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    24. Re:Ah, Excel by michael_cain · · Score: 1

      There are a surprising number of disciplines, including some academic ones, where the Windows version of Excel is the default computational platform. That is, relatively complex sets of calculations intended to be shared with (and modified by) colleagues at other institutions, use Excel as the tool for implementation. Not only VBA, but components like Solver get incorporated into the model. Excel has gained this status since it is the only computational "engine" that can safely be assumed to be provided on all computers by the powers that be.

      Yes, there are better computational engines that are available on essentially all platforms. But Excel is the one that can safely be assumed to be installed with the blessings of the local IT organization.

    25. Re:Ah, Excel by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      Maybe.

      I built an excel spreadsheet ("built" seems the best word) that (1) took input parameters (about a dozen variables) for a design using simple sliders, (2) did non-linear calculations of the forces and motions of the design, and (3) animated the design (direction of 3D projection of the design opening and closing based on some more sliders). Only took 2 weeks to write and a few milliseconds to run a set of calculations.

      My "boss" (technically a moron), decided that wasn't enough. She paid an outside consultant $100k to run a non-linear FEA simulation of 1 combination of variables. We turned over all of our work, including my spreadsheet.

      3 months later we get the results. They agreed with mine (oh, but with color animation now!). The summary suggested that we continue using the spreadsheet.

      My spreadsheet continued to demonstrate that the technology my boss bet her career on was flawed ... so I order not to tell anyone and was fired for being negative about the project.

      1 year later she was fired ... because the technology wouldn't work. A year in which she managed to blow about $1.5 million on the project.

      So if you want to get your ass fired, Excel might be the right solution.

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    26. Re:Ah, Excel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there a problem for which it is the right solution?

      Sending tabular data to people.

      PDFs look pretty but generally render the underlying data unusable. CSVs just end up as Excel files anyway, except with all formatting stripped out. (See below.) Plain tab-delimeted or space-delimeted text files don't work because people to open them in MS Word (seriously?) which re-formats them to death.

      Anything else is just too obscure, and will just result in a "Choose a program to open this file type" box. ("Matlab? That's $2000! I can buy ten licenses of Excel for that!")

      Excel has its own problems (mainly with precision, things that look like dates, but aren't, and things that look like numbers, but aren't) but it's the only way to send a data set to an arbitrary person when you don't know in advance what that person is running.

    27. Re:Ah, Excel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except you aren't really constrained to one big table. You can use multiple worksheets to simulate foreign key relationships. I've used it before to quite effectively demonstrate the basics of database design and manipulation.

      A workbook = a database
      A worksheet = a table
      Columns and rows remain the same

      Probably why SQL was so easy for me to learn.

    28. Re:Ah, Excel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm currently deconstructing several Access databases and turning them into Sharepoint "solutions" at the moment. The security, the macros, the little hacks that the coders used to make Access do what it was never meant to do... Oh, yes. And our Facilities Management software is Access-based right now. Truly horrible. Looking at the underlying database you can just see it was someone's pet project that has grown and mutated beyond anything the original was meant to cope with.

  6. Re:woo! by andreicristianpetcu · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Microsoft should put Office on "The LINUX"!

  7. Sure. "Real work" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People aren't getting real work done on the iPad. Unless that real work consists of playing Angry Birds and watching Youtube.

    PCs are still the primary Real Work computing platform. That means Windows, and *that* means Microsoft Office.

    So sure, some upstart will write some half-assed word processor (like Pages, oh god, that's an app that redefines "suck") and try to bring Real Computing to the iPad, but at the end of the day, Microsoft will be rolling around naked on a huge pile of cash generated by their Windows and Office productivity suite monopolies.

  8. Ok with Apple by Urkki · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Office supports all kinds of scripting. Would Apple allow apps with such scripting support on it's app store? Would Apple allow the iDevice Office version access MS online services? Unless they've changed pretty recently, I'm under impression that anything like that is a big no-no with Apple, apps which even hint at having that kind of functionality simply rejected.

    If Apple would not make exception with MS, then the iDevice MS Office would be seriously crippled, so much so that MS might be right in deciding it does not want to do that. MS is trying to develop office into a broad online offering, and I could see how Apple would not accept that on their devices.

    Of course there's a different controversy of just how much scripting should office application documents support in the first place, but I'll not get into that here...

    1. Re:Ok with Apple by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Would Apple allow apps with such scripting support on it's app store?

      No, that's definitely against the rules. And there's no way Apple would make an exception for Microsoft. Apple won the fight with Adobe and killed Flash as a platform for mobile. They're big enough not to have to make concessions to Microsoft either.

      Would Apple allow the iDevice Office version access MS online services? Unless they've changed pretty recently, I'm under impression that anything like that is a big no-no with Apple, apps which even hint at having that kind of functionality simply rejected.

      I have no idea what you're talking about there. It's common place for apps to work with online services.

    2. Re:Ok with Apple by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2

      Why not?

      I think MS would be dumb to release Office for IOS as now people have no real reason to use WindowsCE and Windows Mobile anymore.

      Apple will be thrilled. Many executives who are still using Windows mobile 6.5 phones because of pocket office or blackberries can not leave these platforms and buy Ipads and Iphones.

      MS is just porting the crappy pocket versions of Office which are basically just office viewer applications which allow light editing. Not idea as a full blown Office solution but they are great on the go if you need to view a file and comment and make a few editing corrections or something dumb like that.

      I do not know if AppleScript is supported on IOS, but MS could just port vbscript or VBA lite over if people want to run a few macros. It is not the full blown suite ported as that is on MacOSX only.

    3. Re:Ok with Apple by jrumney · · Score: 1

      And coming at it from the other side, would MS let Apple take 30% from every sale?

    4. Re:Ok with Apple by BasilBrush · · Score: 2

      Apple will be thrilled. Many executives who are still using Windows mobile 6.5 phones because of pocket office or blackberries can not leave these platforms and buy Ipads and Iphones.

      If Apple was struggling to sell iPads and iPhones then that might be the case. But they're actually flying off the shelves at an ever accelerating rate. Apple has their own office apps. I think they are quite happy with that as their solution for those moving from MS Office platforms.

      If Microsoft want to put MS Office mobile apps on the iOS App Store, then Apple will of course accept them - subject to the same rules as everyone else, which means no document based scripting.

    5. Re:Ok with Apple by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

      And coming at it from the other side, would MS let Apple take 30% from every sale?

      I never thought about that, but you're right. MS wouldn't want to give Apple 30%, and Apple probably wouldn't want to cut MS a special deal.

    6. Re:Ok with Apple by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Microsoft sell Office:Mac shrinkwrap through the Apple Store (online + cricks and mortar). And Apple will be getting a lot more than 30% of that.

    7. Re:Ok with Apple by znu · · Score: 1

      As for accessing Microsoft's online services... a huge fraction of the apps in the app store access various companies' online services. I'm not sure what you see being the problem there. The only real restriction Apple has with respect to this sort of thing is that if you provide a link to a web site to subscribe to a paid service or purchase paid content, you have to also sell that subscription/content via in-app purchasing (and give Apple its cut). But if you don't link, you don't have to do this, and you can still give your customers access to that subscription or content if they find your web site and purchase on their own.

      It's true Apple probably wouldn't let Microsoft support scripting in Office for iPad. Apple allows developers to embed scripting engines now, but all the code they run has to be bundled in the app package so Apple can review it; apps can't load code later, which is what would be happening with scripts embedded in Office documents. But honestly, scripting is kind of an edge case. Yes, some organizations use it extensively, but realistically 99% of Office documents in the world make zero use of scripting functionality. Microsoft shipped Office 2008 for Mac without VBA, and while they did bring it back to the Mac in 2011, this clearly demonstrates they don't consider lack of scripting a release showstopper.

      This is kind of the point of the linked article, actually. The business world built up this notion over a couple of decades that any device (or software alternative to Office) that didn't provide 100% compatibility and 100% of the feature set was useless. The widespread adoption of iOS/Android devices that don't run Office has provided a significant amount of first-hand experience that this isn't true -- that a lot of routine business tasks work just fine without Office. This realization is dangerous to Microsoft.

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    8. Re:Ok with Apple by Urkki · · Score: 1

      Would Apple allow the iDevice Office version access MS online services? Unless they've changed pretty recently, I'm under impression that anything like that is a big no-no with Apple, apps which even hint at having that kind of functionality simply rejected.

      I have no idea what you're talking about there. It's common place for apps to work with online services.

      I meant the combination of allowing scripting and allowing online data, apart from using Apple-provided HTML engine.

      (And I'm sure Apple has spent some effort trying to figure out how to meaningfully support HTML5 without actually allowing HTML5 online applications from outside it's "garden walls", but I'm pretty sure they haven't found a way, or have they?)

    9. Re:Ok with Apple by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      I only use Andriod so I did not know that bit. Apple does want MS to write Office because many executives will not use anything but Office. Steve Jobs made sure of this when he came back as much as he wished people would use iWorks. Consumers are more open to iWorks than proefessionals. I am not as I can not guarantee that my resume or other files will look the same in Office, but I guess some people do not care.

    10. Re:Ok with Apple by unami · · Score: 0

      if you want your resume to look the same on other peoples computers, export is as .pdf. afaik, office files don't keep their formating across different office-versions, screen resolutions, etc... unless something has changed, since i stopped using office (about 5 years ago).

    11. Re:Ok with Apple by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Employers hate PDFs as they are not editable. HR and 85% of app submission software for their websites require Word formats.

      Actually with Office 2007 and later they use OpenXML in docx files which is a large step in the right direction.Not as ideal as OpenDocs because it uses a tag for binary blobs, but it will guarantee the formatting and key things are consistent across multiple versions of Word. A table wont wrap around if the person has a low resolution as an example which was common in regular .doc files. Starting last year I stopped using .doc files and I figured those who couldn't read it are places I would not want to work anyway and are incompetent employers. Office 2003 can read them with a free add-on for years now.

    12. Re:Ok with Apple by BasilBrush · · Score: 2

      Apple has never intended there to be a walled garden for web apps. Only for native apps.

    13. Re:Ok with Apple by stasike · · Score: 1

      I wish I had modpoints.
      There are two possibilities:
      1. Excel gets ported with full support of the VBA scripts and Macros, user defined functions, and control elements (such as buttons, checkboxes) and gets shot down immediately
      2. Excel gets ported without the above functionality and will be useless for business users.

      When I tried to deploy OpenOffice.org in our company all users(*) that were fighting tooth and nail for Excel were claiming that they can't possibly live without "advanced" Excel stuff like macros, basic scripts and 100% compatibility with documents created by our business partners.

      (*)Yes, there was small handful of users that started using OO.o Calc with no problems.

    14. Re:Ok with Apple by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      I only use Andriod so I did not know that bit. Apple does want MS to write Office because many executives will not use anything but Office.

      And yet lots of executives are using iPhones. For sure executives want MS Office for creating and editing files. But that's not typically what you're doing on a phone. You just want to be able to open them and read them.

      Steve Jobs made sure of this when he came back as much as he wished people would use iWorks.

      Ah, but that's when Apple were struggling. They had Consumers are more open to iWorks than proefessionals.

      That's almost true. iWorks is long since dead, it's iWork now, which is a completely different group of products. But yes, Consumers and professionals are more likely to be open to it than executives. But that's OK because consumers and professionals are Apple's big markets. Executives are a minority that can come on board in time.

      I am not as I can not guarantee that my resume or other files will look the same in Office, but I guess some people do not care.

      Resume's should be PDFs as they are not intended to be edited by the recipient, and need to be guaranteed to be the same format for the reciever as the sender. Back in the late 90s I made the mistake of sending a Resume in .Doc format. There were a couple of URLs in there, on my copy they were colored and underlined as clickable. In my interview I was horrified to see the printout of the CV the interviewer had. The URLs had been replaced with error messages. We'd both used Word on a PC, but his version of Word must have been a different one than mine.

      In recent years most of the CVs I see are in PDF format. I now tend to think of people with CVs in .doc format as amateurs.

    15. Re:Ok with Apple by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Ack! Talking of unreliable formats. That post went crappy in the middle because I used a less-than sign! Here it is again in full.

      I only use Andriod so I did not know that bit. Apple does want MS to write Office because many executives will not use anything but Office.

      And yet lots of executives are using iPhones. For sure executives want MS Office for creating and editing files. But that's not typically what you're doing on a phone. You just want to be able to open them and read them.

      Steve Jobs made sure of this when he came back as much as he wished people would use iWorks.

      Ah, but that's when Apple were struggling. They had less than 2% market share of Macs, and shrinking. Apple is now a far bigger company than Microsoft. And they are the market leader in tablets and one of the big two in phones. Apple doesn't need Microsoft like they did back in 1997.

      Consumers are more open to iWorks than proefessionals.

      That's almost true. iWorks is long since dead, it's iWork now, which is a completely different group of products. But yes, Consumers and professionals are more likely to be open to it than executives. But that's OK because consumers and professionals are Apple's big markets. Executives are a minority that can come on board in time.

      I am not as I can not guarantee that my resume or other files will look the same in Office, but I guess some people do not care.

      Resume's should be PDFs as they are not intended to be edited by the recipient, and need to be guaranteed to be the same format for the reciever as the sender. Back in the late 90s I made the mistake of sending a Resume in .Doc format. There were a couple of URLs in there, on my copy they were colored and underlined as clickable. In my interview I was horrified to see the printout of the CV the interviewer had. The URLs had been replaced with error messages. We'd both used Word on a PC, but his version of Word must have been a different one than mine.

      In recent years most of the CVs I see are in PDF format. I now tend to think of people with CVs in .doc format as amateurs.

    16. Re:Ok with Apple by neile · · Score: 1

      Would Apple allow the iDevice Office version access MS online services?

      Presuambly yes, since you can already get OneNote for iPad and iPhone, both of which sync to Skydrive.

      Neil

    17. Re:Ok with Apple by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      While iWork is very nice, and it replaces Powerpoint and Word very nicely, Numbers is still not quite there compared to Excel (which in turn, is not quite there compared to Matlab) for many uses.

      I don't have an iPad, but I'm not going to be the only one who prefers Excel over Numbers for the basic things.

      Still, your point stands - it's hardly an anchor weighing down iPad sales.

    18. Re:Ok with Apple by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2

      Employers love resumes in PDF.

      Recruiters, the people who collect hundreds of resumes, strip contact information, and spam HR departments of all companies they know, hate PDFs.

      --
      Contrary to the popular belief, there indeed is no God.
    19. Re:Ok with Apple by Urkki · · Score: 1

      Apple has never intended there to be a walled garden for web apps. Only for native apps.

      Well, fully functional and implemented HTML5 standard, combined with good HTML5 tools, will make dedicated web service apps less useful, to the point of them becoming irrelevant. Why develop and maintain an app for 3+ mobile platforms, if you can make a single touch-optimized web interface which will work equally well on any mobile device with minimal platfrom-dependent tweaking?

      That'll hurt Apple's app store revenue. Apple will fight that. Wether they fight it with dirty "monopolistic" practices like "extend&extinguish" standards, or just by marketing and trying to create an experience HTML5 can't match, or something in between, like trying to stall HTML5 standardization of certain future technologies while applying the same technologies heavily on iOS native apps, that remains to be seen.

    20. Re:Ok with Apple by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Well, fully functional and implemented HTML5 standard, combined with good HTML5 tools, will make dedicated web service apps less useful, to the point of them becoming irrelevant. Why develop and maintain an app for 3+ mobile platforms, if you can make a single touch-optimized web interface which will work equally well on any mobile device with minimal platfrom-dependent tweaking?

      They won't ever work as well as native apps. They don't have all the API hooks into the OS and therefore don't have access to all device resources. And they aren't as efficient as native apps, neither CPU wise or memory wise.

      If Apple were so scared of free web apps not providing them with 30%, then they wouldn't let developers put free native apps on the App Store. They don't make money out of them either.

      Apple are fully behind HTML5. They want the best mobile app experience to be on iOS. They make the vast majority of their money on selling hardware. The App Store only does a little better than break even.

    21. Re:Ok with Apple by Urkki · · Score: 1

      Would Apple allow the iDevice Office version access MS online services?

      Presuambly yes, since you can already get OneNote for iPad and iPhone, both of which sync to Skydrive.

      Neil

      I was thinking of a case like using or editing online Excel workbook with macros. Excel workbook can essentially be an application in itself, and proper Office app will need to be able to run this kind of "applications".

    22. Re:Ok with Apple by Urkki · · Score: 1

      And coming at it from the other side, would MS let Apple take 30% from every sale?

      To say that other way, would MS take 70% of retail price of a sale that would not have otherwise happened? Hell yes, I don't think that would be a problem for MS. No sales channel is free, and I think retailer cut generally (not sure about software sales) is pretty commonly around that 30% anyway.

    23. Re:Ok with Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would Apple allow apps with such scripting support on it's app store?

      Yea, they are pretty cool with it now.

      Codea: http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/codea/id439571171?mt=8
      The Lua programming language with OpenGL and input sensors support, for writing and running programs on the iPad.

      It has a very nice touch UI IDE, and of course a compiler.

      A few years ago, who would have ever thought it possible!

    24. Re:Ok with Apple by Urkki · · Score: 1

      Would Apple allow apps with such scripting support on it's app store?

      Yea, they are pretty cool with it now.

      Codea: http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/codea/id439571171?mt=8
      The Lua programming language with OpenGL and input sensors support, for writing and running programs on the iPad.

      It has a very nice touch UI IDE, and of course a compiler.

      A few years ago, who would have ever thought it possible!

      Looks rather interesting... I'll have to try to get somebody with an iPad to get it, and then try it out... Before Apple decides to curb-stomp it ;)

    25. Re:Ok with Apple by nightfell · · Score: 1

      And coming at it from the other side, would MS let Apple take 30% from every sale?

      Why not? They let Best Buy, Office Depot, NewEgg, etc., take commission on every sale (which is probably around 30%). They also said the next version of Office will be available on the Mac App Store.

      Some people make way too much out of this 30% thing, like it's a big deal. It's called business, and it's worked fantastically for many thousands of years.

    26. Re:Ok with Apple by jrumney · · Score: 1

      You're talking about sales of physical product, where that 30% is needed to cover store rental, wages of the checkout staff, shelf stackers and those guys that stand around chatting amongst themselves and belittling customers that dare to ask them questions about the product, and other assorted overheads. They also don't have the ability to block other stores from competing with them, and they are not direct competitors to Microsoft in any market.

    27. Re:Ok with Apple by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      That'll hurt Apple's app store revenue. Apple will fight that.

      Not too much when they treat the store as a loss leader to sell hardware. Apple does make a small profit on it, but it's real purpose is to provide another reason to buy iDevices.

  9. Auto Correct by thammoud · · Score: 4, Funny

    Witch one will ween?

  10. It's not worth it.. by ItsIllak · · Score: 0

    ... Apple would probably sue them for a patent infringement. Better everyone stays well away from them and everything they produce.

    1. Re:It's not worth it.. by xeoron · · Score: 1

      Besides, they already have a version of Office that runs on iOS and Android or anything else with a modern web-browser, it is called Office Live. Not that I would use it, but MS Office followers can.

  11. Or just use OnLive? by adycarter · · Score: 1

    Theres at least two companies, one http://desktop.onlive.com/ and another one called CloudON that offer this kind of functionality if its really needed.

    Having used the former its pretty decent and rather handy, but really I don't see the need to actually *have* Office on the iPad, the ability to use it briefly if needed is enough.

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    1. Re:Or just use OnLive? by icebraining · · Score: 1

      So many people here seem to be missing the point.

      The fact that you were compelled to find and install (and pay for?) an Office alternative is exactly what the author is saying: it destroys the idea that many people have that you need Microsoft Office(tm) to do real work (Yes, reading documents counts as real work).

      If you find OnLive's performance acceptable and they release a desktop version for much less than Office, maybe you won't buy Office for your next desktop either.

      It's all about having mindshare.

    2. Re:Or just use OnLive? by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      You would have an awesome point if you werent ignorant to the fact that OnLive is not an Office "alternative."

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      "His name was James Damore."
    3. Re:Or just use OnLive? by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Right, sorry.

    4. Re:Or just use OnLive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut up you stupid piece of shit. Fucking Trollkoon.

  12. Definitely Not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck the iPad. Let Apple enjoy its walled garden experience. The article warns that some other product may come to predominate on the iPad, but so what?

    Come on MSFT, don't give in and suck cock the way the Democrats do in the house and senate. Keep some differentiation from Apple's consumer market of shiny objects. Tell Apple to go screw.

  13. Just an Apple fan there... by gr8_phk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    'Like the curtain finally falling from the Wizard of Oz to find just a small, frail, man pretending to be far more powerful and relevant than he really was,

    That actually sounds like someone talking about Apple more than Microsoft.

    Truth is they just want MS Office on Apple products because tablets will continue to be irrelevant to a large part of the world unless they have those apps. Also, the people trying to use them for business think what's missing is Office, but when they get it, they'll be missing the keyboard too, and probably the mouse.

    1. Re:Just an Apple fan there... by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Missing the point, you are.

      People will continue to use laptops/desktops to create office docs, no doubt. But many will also use tablets to view/read documents.

      Right now, plenty of people have the idea that you need Microsoft Office to work with documents. But as they look for alternatives for the tablets, they may find out that the same company produces a desktop version that while it isn't as feature full as MSOffice, it's much cheaper.

      The author is saying the MS should create Office for every relevant platform in order to prevent people from searching for alternatives.

    2. Re:Just an Apple fan there... by Aethelred+Unread · · Score: 1

      Zagg Keyboard + Jailbreak + Bluetooth Mouse + Citrix Reciever = Windows on the iPad with all the advantages the Apple hardware provides such as light weight, etc. and none of the stupid apple "features." Seems like someone put some thought into this already...

    3. Re:Just an Apple fan there... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Zagg Keyboard + Jailbreak + Bluetooth Mouse + Citrix Reciever = Windows on the iPad with all the advantages the Apple hardware provides such as light weight, etc. and none of the stupid apple "features."

      Why the jailbreak? Curious as to what that brings to this particular party.

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    4. Re:Just an Apple fan there... by nightfell · · Score: 1

      'Like the curtain finally falling from the Wizard of Oz to find just a small, frail, man pretending to be far more powerful and relevant than he really was,

      That actually sounds like someone talking about Apple more than Microsoft.

      Truth is they just want MS Office on Apple products because tablets will continue to be irrelevant to a large part of the world unless they have those apps.

      Nonsense. iPads are one of the top selling technology devices in the world. Lack of Office is not holding it back, which is the point. MS is missing the boat by not porting Office to the iPad. For most people, Pages, Numbers and Keynote serve them well enough.

      You're right that some people will need more powerful tools, but that's a niche. There are orders of magnitude more people for whom MS Office is unnecessary than those for whom it is.

      Also, the people trying to use them for business think what's missing is Office, but when they get it, they'll be missing the keyboard too, and probably the mouse.

      iPads have keyboards, and support external keyboards. Those aren't missing at all. As for mice, it's really not that important, but if it is for you, then you can always buy a PC. They will never go away.

      Most people, however, will do just fine without a mouse or physical keyboard. Few people type enough for it to warrant the inherent downsides.

    5. Re:Just an Apple fan there... by bucky0 · · Score: 1

      bluetooth mouse support

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      -Bucky
  14. Microsoft already is by Billly+Gates · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I remember reading about this a few months ago. The article is here.

    Basically it is a very dumbed down version designed just to read office files on the go similiar to the pocket Office versions for WindowsCE of the past. They do not want adoption of IOS, but the pocket versions do encourage Windows and Office on desktop computer and kills smaller companies or Apple from getting a foothold in the market which would then threaten Windows.

    MS has to be careful and walk a very fine line here. This would negate the reason to buy a Windows smart phone as the only reason people bothered with WindowsCE organizors over palm was the ability to read work documents. Now this gives a great reason for these executives and directors to buy an Iphone. Great now I can work on them too!

    Office file formats are not going anyway. I got modded down here a few times saying I can't leave Office because I can not guarantee that my resume will look the same on someone elses computer running Office if I make it under LibraOffice. For that reason it will stay forever in business and MS Office is not going anyway as suppliers and customers will think you are incompentent if you send a document that looks funny on their computer.

    So if I worked at MS I would only release Office for Windows 8 and Windows mobile and not care what Google and Apple do as I would have the ball no matter what.

    1. Re:Microsoft already is by ddocjohn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Office file formats are not going anyway. I got modded down here a few times saying I can't leave Office because I can not guarantee that my resume will look the same on someone elses computer running Office if I make it under LibraOffice. For that reason it will stay forever in business and MS Office is not going anyway as suppliers and customers will think you are incompentent if you send a document that looks funny on their computer.

      If you can't figure out how to make a pdf then maybe they're right.

    2. Re:Microsoft already is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And for job postings that specify to send as an Office document only, how does being able to make a PDF help?

      Oh that's right, it doesn't, you just couldn't resist the cheap shot opportunity.

    3. Re:Microsoft already is by mevets · · Score: 1

      MS Office is not going anyway...
      s/MS Office/WordPerfect/g

    4. Re:Microsoft already is by Billly+Gates · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you think it is ok to send a pdf maybe they are right about you instead?

      That is a no no in business as HR and management love to highlight and edit cover letters and resumes back and forth in internal emails. Ask any job coach or HR person? Something not editable is quickly deleted. Also look around at various job sites and internal resume submission apps on corporate websites? They all want Word docs. Sometimes they will request a PDF, but almost always will require a Word doc. Some will accept plain text too. But if you do that the formatting will be lost and you will look incompetent and it will go right in the virtual trash bin.

    5. Re:Microsoft already is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does Monster.com accept PDF submissions ... NOPE

      Does Careerbuilder ... NOPE

      Does any manager who requests for a word doc ... NOPE

      Thank you come AGAIN!

      TROLL

    6. Re:Microsoft already is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    7. Re:Microsoft already is by gtall · · Score: 1

      Just a suggestion, learn Latex, then write your resume once and view it everywhere. And the formatting capabilities far outstrip anything Word can provide.

    8. Re:Microsoft already is by nightfell · · Score: 1

      They do not want adoption of IOS, but the pocket versions do encourage Windows and Office on desktop computer and kills smaller companies or Apple from getting a foothold in the market which would then threaten Windows.

      Too late. The iPhone alone is worth more than all of MS combined. iOS is where the puck is going, Windows is where the puck was ("A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be."
      --Wayne Gretzky).

      Without an iOS version of Office, people lose one of the "big reasons" they thought they needed Windows.

      I got modded down here a few times saying I can't leave Office because I can not guarantee that my resume will look the same on someone elses computer running Office if I make it under LibraOffice.

      That's what PDF is for.

      For that reason it will stay forever in business and MS Office is not going anyway as suppliers and customers will think you are incompentent if you send a document that looks funny on their computer.

      That's not a logical conclusion. .doc files are going to be supported pretty much forever (just like mp3, gif, and jpg, even if they are all replaced, reading the formats is trivial (though the Office formats are quirky) and will be useful for reading legacy files), and .xls probably as well (but not nearly as important). Office itself is no longer necessary, it's just the easiest way to support those two file formats.

      People used to say the exact same thing about WordPerfect.

      If Office is not available on the platforms you use (and hundreds of millions of people use iOS, over 40 million of them on the iPad), then it's no longer the easiest way to support those formats. This weakens the network effect you are referring to, and once it drops below a certain threshold, it will completely unravel.

    9. Re:Microsoft already is by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      Recruiters want it editable so they can take out your contact info and add garbage, but I've never seen an employer prefer a .doc

      Many companies use Taleo for their resume submission. Taleo will readily accept PDF resumes.

      My current job thankfully I submitted a PDF (to Taleo), because I had used Office 2010 formatting and fonts. The employer only had Office 2002 at the time so it would have rendered poorly if I submitted it as a DOC.

      I've also seen strawmen argument of businesses being confused and not knowing how to open PDFs. Seriously, in 2012 pretty much EVERYONE knows how to make, open, and print PDFs. Even the little 50 year old ladies that you're surprised can log into the computer. Corporate computer images always include a PDF reader.

    10. Re:Microsoft already is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're the first person I've ever encountered to suggest that HR actually edits resumes. Frankly I'm appalled at the very idea. In my experience, even if .doc is requested, .pdf works. But seriously, no one has any business editing my resume. Also, in response to GP, .doc is no guarantee of proper formatting.

    11. Re:Microsoft already is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got modded down here a few times saying I can't leave Office because I can not guarantee that my resume will look the same on someone elses computer running Office if I make it under LibraOffice (sic).

      I have terrible news for you:

      • IF The person reading your resume has a different version of MS Office for Windows (or for the Mac if that is what you use).
        OR that person uses a different version of Windows.
        OR s/he does not have the font you used or has a different version of it.
        OR you use a PC and s/he uses a Mac or viceversa.

      THEN you cannot guarantee that your resume will look the same on their computer anyway. In fact, chances are that they are seeing a slightly different version: something like a line or two being bumped to the next or previous page, stuff that is not a big deal unless you want the document to look exactly like you intended, and that's something that rarely happens unless you are writing something like... a resume.

      Hint: send them a PDF. If they insist that they want a Word version it is so that they can copy and paste the text into their system, and in that case they don't really care if you used LibreOffice or iWork as they are used to seeing half of the resume formattings slightly screwed up.

    12. Re:Microsoft already is by crankyspice · · Score: 1

      I can't leave Office because I can not guarantee that my resume will look the same on someone elses computer running Office if I make it under LibraOffice.

      Complex documents that have to be shared with external entities have this problem generally. For instance, in California (state Superior Courts and federal District Courts) everything's done on pleading paper. I have never found a way to format pleading paper (with the 1-28 numbering in the margins and the vertical lines) that survives going between OpenOffice (or Neo/LibreOffice) (or Pages, or ...) and "real" Word. And when you're, e.g., putting together a monstrosity of a Rule 37-2 joint stipulation in federal court where the other side (who dollars-to-donuts is not using an OpenOffice variant, or Pages, or ...), well, that's a requirement.

      Third party apps aren't fully compatible with the Word file formats, and that compatibility is a must. It's the network effect / tipping point, writ large.

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      geek. lawyer.
  15. Office elsewhere? by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

    Until recently, most of the people I know who keep using MS Windows do so for two reasons: games and office. Yes, some people still worry not to be able to work with Office docs on a Mac, probably because a number of years ago Office was discontinued on that OS, and that ancient feeling still haunts the !geeks. But recently, many iPads and other tablets are sold and the tide has turned ; Microsoft starts to see the tsunami wave coming, finally, and has to adapt. Office on the iPad is a start. A monopoly is crumbling...

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    1. Re:Office elsewhere? by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      some people still worry not to be able to work with Office docs on a Mac, probably because a number of years ago Office was discontinued on that OS

      When was Office discontinued on the Mac?

    2. Re:Office elsewhere? by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      MS Office was unavailable for some time on the Mac, following some disagreements between Gates and Jobs. I think it was around 2003. It created some confusion about Office docs compatibility between systems, at the time.

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    3. Re:Office elsewhere? by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      It was? I don't remember that. As far as OS X versions go, there was X, 2004, 2008 (first UB release) and 2011. It's been well covered in the life of OS X, certainly.

      There was a discontinuation of the Office scripting in one of the versions, since it was based on code that (in the words of the MS developers themselves) was a "total nightmare of hacks and kludges and legacy stuff", so it was taken out of one release, but has been rewritten and is now back in 2011.

      I've never had any problems sharing documents back and forth with windows friends, but then I never really used the scripting, so I wasn't affected by that. I know that some businesses have script-loaded office files as the lynchpin of their operation and could not live without it.

    4. Re:Office elsewhere? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      It was very close in 1997 when Steve Jobs came back. For several months MS did a case study and halted development of Mac Office until it could justify the costs. It was in the news. Apple announced it was ditching MacOS classic and were counting its option on what to do as it needed an NT competitor which later became MacOSX. MS said it would not support it outright at first.

      Steve offer Bill Gates 15% of the company so he would have a vested interest in seeing Apple succeed and Office was critical. He wanted MacOSX on a NT kernel and he almost got his wish.

      Anyway the mac verison of office lacks VBA support and Outlook. So it is still not that friendly in offices yet for these reasons.

    5. Re:Office elsewhere? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyway the mac verison of office lacks VBA support and Outlook. So it is still not that friendly in offices yet for these reasons.

      ummmmm what? Outlook IS a part of office for Mac.

    6. Re:Office elsewhere? by cmdrbuzz · · Score: 1

      How many errors can you fit into one post!

      15% of Apple! Not anywhere near 1%. It was 150,000 shares, which they sold years ago (at a good profit).

      Office 2011 on the Mac has VBA just fine thanks. Oh and it has Outlook as well.

    7. Re:Office elsewhere? by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      I'm sure Microsoft does case studies about the viability of all of it's products periodically. Not knowing how well OS X would take off it would make sense for MS to evaluate whether to bring out a version for OS 9 or OS X around the time of OS X's launch. Turns out they did both in 2001. Plus there's a difference between discontinuing and being close to discontinuing.

      All Office products would be better if they lacked support for VBA.

    8. Re:Office elsewhere? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steve offer Bill Gates 15% of the company so he would have a vested interest in seeing Apple succeed and Office was critical. He wanted MacOSX on a NT kernel and he almost got his wish.

      Hmm, the way I remember it Microsoft was caught lifting Quicktime code (via a third party) to make Video for Windows work and the settlement included the $150 million (?) in nonvoting stock and a promise to continue providing Office on Mac for the next 10 years. There is also the opinion that it was also continued so Microsoft could avoid even worse monopoly abuse charges. Later on it turns out that Microsoft is the largest ISV of Mac software and the MBU was one of their (few) profitiable departments without all of the accounting trickery.

  16. M$ won't release Office for iPad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft need fear no "Office Alternative". If LibreOffice couldn't kill the inferior and more expensive Microsoft Office, after OpenOffice couldn't do it, after StarOffice and Word Perfect and LotusNotes or whatever Lotus' foray into a word processor was called, and KOffice, and on and on all the way back past Enable O/A, WordStar, and Format ][ couldn't stop the M$ Office juggernaut, how is an app for a stinking PAD going to do it? No one in his right mind would try to use a touchscreen to do any real typing. I want to hear of someone writing a 500+ page novel entirely on a stinking PAD, then editing it, etc.

    Microsoft has made its fortunes off the Windows and Office paradigm. Windows helps sell copies of Office, and needing to have Office sells copies of Windows. If you didn't need Windows to run Office, Windows would not have been able to beat all comers as it did. Windows has had many word processors written to run under or on top of it, (however you look at it) and they haven't really impacted sales of Windows. But if you could run Office under whatever... many people I've known (and I too) have had Windows installed at one point or another just to run a piece of software that required it, (in cases where WINE just wouldn't cut it, usually) and for many, that piece of software is Office, or a subset of it. Microsoft releasing Office for other platforms would help people to use Office without having to have Windows, which will contribute to lower sales figures for Windows, and the computers that come bundled with it.

    This is different from PC's where it's (for now) trivial to change the OS. Provided you know what you're doing, you don't have to depend on someone "jailbreaking" your device for you before you can install whatever you want. So the dynamics of OS entrenchment are different on that platform.

    Tablet computers are cool toys, and are often useful, but they'll never replace REAL computers. The lack of I/O capabilities alone will prevent it. Any Apple drones out there who want to argue, tell me... can you plug an external hard drive into your iPad? I can plug several into my PC, can you plug in even one? There is little to no expandability or hardware flexibility to tablet computers, they're special-purpose devices.

    Anyway, I don't think they'll do it, and if they do, it will have some arbitrary limitations to keep it from being fully functional. You'll see.

    1. Re:M$ won't release Office for iPad. by icebraining · · Score: 2

      Microsoft need fear no "Office Alternative". If LibreOffice couldn't kill the inferior and more expensive Microsoft Office, after OpenOffice couldn't do it, after StarOffice and Word Perfect and LotusNotes or whatever Lotus' foray into a word processor was called, and KOffice, and on and on all the way back past Enable O/A, WordStar, and Format ][ couldn't stop the M$ Office juggernaut, how is an app for a stinking PAD going to do it? No one in his right mind would try to use a touchscreen to do any real typing. I want to hear of someone writing a 500+ page novel entirely on a stinking PAD, then editing it, etc.

      Except those had to compete with MS Office, so they never gain market share.

      On the iPad, on the other hand, people are forced to look for alternatives if they want to read office docs, instead of falling back to what they know. And that can be dangerous if they find that those same companies have desktop versions which are Good Enough and much cheaper.

    2. Re:M$ won't release Office for iPad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The lack of I/O capabilities alone will prevent it. Any Apple drones out there who want to argue, tell me... can you plug an external hard drive into your iPad? I can plug several into my PC, can you plug in even one? There is little to no expandability or hardware flexibility to tablet computers, they're special-purpose devices.

      Anyway, I don't think they'll do it, and if they do, it will have some arbitrary limitations to keep it from being fully functional. You'll see.

      I am surprised you are unaware that you can now plug a USB flash drive into an iPad or an iPhone. Perhaps you may not have followed the news coverage from CES regarding vendors making accessories for the iPad?

      The following URL has details for anyone who needs a USB flash drive.

      http://esbjournal.com/2011/01/world’s-first-usb-flash-drive-for-ipad-and-iphone-launches/

      A simple Bing! will reveal USB HD up to 1TB for the iPad 2 now. Seagate featured a 500GB drive what was both USB and wireless to the iPad.

      I know you are not a fanboy but after reading Slashdot for years I wish more 'Anonymous' contributor's would get their facts straight before posting. A simple search can reveal if a 'Anonymous' poster's position is correct and not information that appears to be a mere fan boy's foolishness.

    3. Re:M$ won't release Office for iPad. by Tapewolf · · Score: 1

      I am surprised you are unaware that you can now plug a USB flash drive into an iPad or an iPhone. Perhaps you may not have followed the news coverage from CES regarding vendors making accessories for the iPad?

      The following URL has details for anyone who needs a USB flash drive.

      http://esbjournal.com/2011/01/world’s-first-usb-flash-drive-for-ipad-and-iphone-launches/

      A simple Bing! will reveal USB HD up to 1TB for the iPad 2 now. Seagate featured a 500GB drive what was both USB and wireless to the iPad.

      That particular thing seems to be pretty useless, and I'm not sure the seagate drive would be much better. Aside from it only having a 7-hour battery life, it can only connect to the iPad via WiFI, which means that you have to drop your internet connection to talk to it.
      That's pretty feeble if you're trying to upload files from the USB stick (or SD card), or you're trying to download something onto removable storage - and that's one of the primary use cases when I take my netbook around with me.

    4. Re:M$ won't release Office for iPad. by westlake · · Score: 1

      Microsoft need fear no "Office Alternative". If LibreOffice couldn't kill the inferior and more expensive Microsoft Office...

      Microsoft sells the MS Office suite as part of an integrated office system that scales to an enterprise of any size. Programs like Outlook, Sharepoint, Vizio and so on. Solutions for the client, the server and the web.

    5. Re:M$ won't release Office for iPad. by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Why would you have to drop your internet connection to connect to another WiFi device? WiFi is a LAN, it's not a point-to-point network which can only connect one device to one other device.

  17. Re:You would use it... by Flytrap · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have the iWork apps on my iPad (and before that I relied on documents to go).

    I rarely create new documents on my iPad, but I do a lot of editing, proof reading, and finalisation of documents that I then share, send on, present, etc. I consider myself highly productive on my iPad - even though I still have a notebook at my desk on which I will knock together complex presentations or spreadsheets, before iCloud syncs them onto my iPad where I will continue working on them or present them from using key note or numbers. In a typical day I spend about an hour or two in front of my notebook at my desk; and the rest of the day is spent on my iPad in meetings, workshops, waiting rooms, aeroplanes, etc.

    I doubt that having Microsoft Office for the iPad will change the way I work, much. I suspect that there will be less fixing and tiding up of PowerPoint or Word documents that Keynote or Pages mangled during the conversion process. But I will still spend more than half my time on the iPad reading, editing, changing, commenting on spreadsheets, presentations and documents in collaboration with others and am unlikely to change the volume of material authored from scratch on the iPad itself just because I now have Office for the iPad.

  18. Re:Orifice on iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No -- because we'd have to wait over two years for iPad 5 until the hardware was fast enough to run Messysoft bloatware.

    Who let the twelve years in?

  19. MS Office (& Outlook) is for the learning-impa by Lazy+Jones · · Score: 1

    Many companies would be more than happy to get rid of the incompatible, bug-ridden mess called MS Office and Outlook. Why can't the businessinsider folks just learn to use Numbers or some other app? What is so special about their charting needs? Typically, such users are just attached to Excel because they've mastered (or so they think) the shoody MS UI and find themselves unable (or unwilling) to learn anything else...

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  20. No. by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

    Next question.

    Oh, you want a reason. No keyboard.

    Next question.

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    1. Re:No. by pr0nbot · · Score: 1

      I agree that they shouldn't, but not for any hardware reason.

      Apple no longer need to rely on killer apps like they used to in the days when PageMaker, Photoshop, Protools etc were what sold Macs. They've sidelined the companies that once made those killer apps, and even introduced competing Apple products. I don't think it's controversial to assert that their priorities are clearly Apple and its shareholders first, customers second, developers and other third party ecosystem content and service providers third.

      For Microsoft, releasing Office into that environment would give the iPad (i.e. Apple) a not insignificant boost and dent Windows 8 sales. (If you can get Office on either, and that's what you care about, why would you plump for an unproven Windows tablet over an iPad?) Furthermore, they'd be in the awkward position of not wanting it to be too successful, because Apple could pull the plug at any moment, and could therefore make demands (say, for arguments' sake, require that 40% of the price of Office go to Apple rather than the usual 30%).

      I can't see that it would make any sense for Microsoft to get itself mired in that swamp. Unlike other developers, they don't have to grit their teeth and bear it because Apple apps are the safest way to make proper money from mobile development -- they make plenty of money from other sources, and can invest in competing with Apple in general instead (via their own mobile OS, tablet hardware etc).

      As always of course they probably wouldn't be in this position if they had invested in a culture of open standards and platforms decades ago... but winner takes all seems to be the only game anyone relishes these days.

  21. Re:Orifice on iPad by rust627 · · Score: 1

    but will it have enough memory to run any Microsoft software ?

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  22. Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes Microsoft should.

  23. Last sentence in summary? by gratuitous_arp · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's too early...

    "Speaking of the future of Office, did you ever notice how people use MS-Word to convince people to use Google Docs?"

    Could anyone explain what this means, and what the linked-to page is illustrating?

    1. Re:Last sentence in summary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That someone wrote a document telling people why google docs is good, in word, rather than using google docs.

  24. SlashFUD by Toreo+asesino · · Score: 2, Insightful

    'Microsoft's biggest miss was allowing the world to finally see the truth behind the big lie — they were not needed to get real work done.

    Only on slashdot is Microsoft Office dying or not needed any more. Back in the real world; the place many here I'm sure must forget exists or something, Office 2010 is selling better than any other MS Office suite before - http://www.techspot.com/news/44268-microsoft-office-2010-turns-one-is-the-fastest-selling-version-ever.html.

    MSFT aren't the evil machine they used to be, kids. Move on.....move on......

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    1. Re:SlashFUD by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2

      Slashdot used to be composed of college kids a decade ago with no work experience outside of school projects and sourceforge. I guess some still have not worked in an office yet who write such things or are just hopefully MS Office dies a horrible death :-)

      I have a love hate relationship with it. I hate Word particularly. But I only use Office and not LibraOffice because I live in the real world. I support these apps for a living and need to know how they work and how to anticipate their weaknesses. Also I use it for the same reason everyone else uses it.

      That is because everyone else uses it because everyone else uses it. It is the closed file formats. I can not guarantee my resume wont look like crap on someone elses computer who runs Office if I create it with LibraOffice. No I wont bother using both because why would I do that? To make a point or something? Business needs their files to look the same and run on suppliers, vendors, customers, and employees machines or they look incompetent.

      Just because you do not use it does not mean it is dying. Some people can be brilliant but clueless idiots at the same time.

    2. Re:SlashFUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Microsoft not the evil machine of yore

      No, now they are the frivolous patent lawsuit filing evil bully of today. When that stops, we can talk again. You fan boys never learn.

    3. Re:SlashFUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I might be wrong but I think the point is that *windows* isn't needed, especially not if you get Office to run on OS X/iOS - which ofc is why Microsoft won't do what the FA suggests.

    4. Re:SlashFUD by gtall · · Score: 2

      MS bamboozling Android phone makers into patent royalties implies MS is just as evil a machine as they ever were. They simply have less weapons now that the hardware scene is shifting away from machines that can run their bloatware.

    5. Re:SlashFUD by Nemyst · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, frivolous patent lawsuits were jointly patented by Rambus, SCO and Apple.

    6. Re:SlashFUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No kidding, talk about delusional. Hey if people don't need office then go ahead and use whatever you like. But the enterprise uses it and will for a long long time. Here is a secret, many people actually like Office. And to the chap who said there is no problem that Excel is the right solution for....well what can i say? Your mind is made up and there is nothing I could say that could convince you otherwise. I will just go about life in the real world.

    7. Re:SlashFUD by Toreo+asesino · · Score: 1

      Oh sorry, is your definition of not being not evil "not asking to be paid when it's due"? Notice how many companies have refuted the patent claims? That's right, not many. Not even Google; you'd think mother-hen would protect the eggs if it were such an outrageous claim, but the silence is deafening. Hmmm.

      Now we can talk about whether or not the patent system makes any sense in it's current form, but that's another discussion.

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    8. Re:SlashFUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for a university. The university buys a site license for Office, which includes free downloadable copies for every student and professor. Somewhere a bean counter is saying, "one for every PC on campus, one for every student with a computer, one for each students' parents computer, one for each students' friends' computer, one for every faculty member. I count the license for PoDunk Univ with 1000 students as 8400 licenses of Office!"

    9. Re:SlashFUD by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Slashdot is full of people with very little experience of the real world. It's kind of mesmerizing sometimes.

      "Microsoft? Pfft, who's that? Like anyone in the world is using their stuff. They'll be dead in a few years!"

      I'll take Microsoft over Apple anytime. Apple is proving to be evil incarnate, while Microsoft was just brutal in business occasionally.

      Apple is going full retard with patents. You never go full retard.

    10. Re:SlashFUD by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      I'm not real happy with MS on that, but FAT32 and filesystem implementation specifics are at least reasonable patents. Squarish, "thinner" tablets? Unlock screens? Yeah, not so much.

      I really, really hope we see a replay of the 80's again and that when MS gets Win8 with a similar experience on PC's, tablets, and phones that Apple goes the way of the dinosaur.

    11. Re:SlashFUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paid what they're due? No, if MS were actually paid what they're due, it would be great. They are trying to get paid for things they most certainly did not come up with but were slick enough to manipulate an over burdened patent office into giving then a patent for. But keep defending them fanbot. I mean, fuck actual progress amiright?

    12. Re:SlashFUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because you do not use it does not mean it is dying.

      While that is true, the idea that everyone in the real world uses office is even more ridiculous. Not everyone has a desk job making documents.

      I am a programmer. In ten years of work at three large companies, I have seen a single coworker use office. He was a manager, and he had a spreadsheet of all the passwords he needed. Among my coworkers, the debate has moved from emacs/vi to xemacs/eclipse. The only people who do work on WIndows use it because they are writing software for windows.

      Perhaps my job preferences are the reason. I like building tools for experts, and chose to work on software for engineers.

      Office is not going away, because there are hoards of people whose job is to write memos to each other and add up numbers. However, to conclude that "everyone uses office" is an insult to many people who do more than that at their jobs.

    13. Re:SlashFUD by dwightk · · Score: 1

      Back in the real world; the place many here I'm sure must forget exists or something, Microsoft Claims that Office 2010 is selling better than any other MS Office suite before

      FTFY

      From the link:

      The company has also declared Office 2010 the fastest-selling version of Office ever, though it didn't offer specific numbers to back that claim up.

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    14. Re:SlashFUD by nightfell · · Score: 1

      'Microsoft's biggest miss was allowing the world to finally see the truth behind the big lie — they were not needed to get real work done.

      Only on slashdot is Microsoft Office dying or not needed any more. Back in the real world; the place many here I'm sure must forget exists or something, Office 2010 is selling better than any other MS Office suite before - http://www.techspot.com/news/44268-microsoft-office-2010-turns-one-is-the-fastest-selling-version-ever.html.

      MSFT aren't the evil machine they used to be, kids. Move on.....move on......

      Your citation is not a logical rebuttal. People realizing they don't need Office does not mean that Office needs to end up selling fewer versions.

      What happened is this: Corporations have finally started upgrading everyone to Office 2010 on their new PCs after holding out on upgrading for almost a decade on their old Windows XP PCs.

      Also, there's no significant trend of people saying MS is evil in these threads, that's just a straw man you brought up.

    15. Re:SlashFUD by Trogre · · Score: 1

      MSFT aren't the evil machine they used to be, kids. Move on.....move on......

      And if you believe that, kids, you'll believe anything.

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    16. Re:SlashFUD by Snufu · · Score: 1

      If Microsoft had $200 for every time someone predicted the death/replacement of Office over the past few decades...oh, they do. And they are a ridiculously wealthy and successful company.

  25. Does it make money or not? by EzInKy · · Score: 1

    That really is the only question that need to be answered. Prove to the shareholders that it will, and they will support it.

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    1. Re:Does it make money or not? by symbolset · · Score: 1

      That's not the only question. Office on iOS cannibalizes the market for Windows. That's a pretty big "no."

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  26. Office 365 by brunes69 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Microsoft is not stupid. The future of office is not on the desktop, it is in the cloud. This is why they made Office 365, which works on any modern web browser, including the iPad.

    There is not need for a "native app" for an office suite. If anything, just do what 50% of developers already to and wrap the website in a "native app" UI so that it shows up on the appstore.

    1. Re:Office 365 by oakgrove · · Score: 2

      I'd really like to believe what you're saying here but there is just one problem. JavaScript is at least an order of magnitude slower than the equivalent native code meaning an application all things being equal has to have an order of magnitude less computational complexity to be as responsive than the same thing in js. I know I know. Computer waits on the user etc. The only thing is an a mobile application developer, I tried and tried to make JavaScript HTML and CSS work. I tried webview I tried phone gap I tried titanium ad nauseum. For anything of even moderate complexity all of that is a nonstarter. Why? lag lag lag. Until something like google dart or nacl becomes a reality browser apps will be novelties next to their desktop counterparts and office 365 is no substitute for the real thing. As an aside, I can easily make a case for a mix. Client side native app with a srltrong cloud tie in.

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    2. Re:Office 365 by Mista2 · · Score: 1

      Made for the cloud, but unusable unless you also have windows. 8).
      It's why it has always been weird that office has ever been ported to the Mac at all (and 2011 is actually the nicest version of the current office suites, the ribbon interface gets out of the way, and the menus are still visible all the time)
      The previous version though without a propper implimentation of outlook was terrible. But for home use, libreoffice has been perfectly fine. I bought ms office through work for $10 but haven't actually had any real reason to use it yet.

    3. Re:Office 365 by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      I agree totally. Having a universal system that is cross platform and accessible from anywhere is certainly nice to have, but as a secondary route only, in much the same way as web email interfaces are nice but a native email client is better.

      If I were Microsoft I'd be planning for a native release on every platform that was in popular use.

    4. Re:Office 365 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unix community is not stupid. The future of applications is not on the desktop, it is in the cloud. This is why they made Xorg, which works on any modern personal computer.

      There is not need for a "native app" for an office suite. If anything, just do what 50% of developers already to and wrap the application in a "native app" UI so that it shows up on the X11 client.

    5. Re:Office 365 by bornagainpenguin · · Score: 1

      The future of office is not on the desktop, it is in the cloud.

      Really? Then what happens if\when someone writes something the MAFIAA or the government (but I repeat myself) don't like, and Office 365 is taken down by ICE while they investigate?

      Like them or hate them Megaupload.com's seizure has proven that the cloud is simply not as dependable as a native app and local storage. The cloud has evaporated, just like "Plays for sure" did several years ago. You simply can not trust the servers to be there.

      Anything important must be backed up and editable locally to be worthwhile.

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  27. Excel on a tablet?? by wickerprints · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Okay, I can understand wanting some kind of rudimentary spreadsheet viewing/editing application for tablet/mobile devices, but Excel is a particularly good example of a program that really needs a physical, full-size keyboard. There are numerous key combinations and shortcuts that are absolutely essential for efficient usage of Excel. If you're doing any kind of spreadsheet work, you need a keyboard with a numeric keypad, cursors, and Ctrl/Alt/Shift/F-number keys. Tapping an on-screen keyboard just isn't going to cut it, especially when that keyboard takes up valuable screen space that would otherwise be used to display more cells.

    In a way, Excel is like Photoshop in that regard. Keyboard shortcuts are huge. These are applications that have evolved their present UI design to suit a desktop computing environment to the point where it would be incredibly cumbersome to adapt it to a tablet device with no mouse, no physical keyboard, and limited screen size. I'm not saying it couldn't be done, but if you did actually manage to accomplish the task, users would almost have to completely relearn how to use the application. Nor am I saying that one should even attempt to design a full-featured version of Excel for tablet devices. My view is that tablets really are best suited for content consumption for most kinds of quantitative or visual data. It has nothing to do with whether we're talking about an iPad or some other tablet. The essence of what Excel does, and how the user creates spreadsheets in it, is something I don't think could translate well to such a device. And in light of this, I think the question of whether some incarnation of Office should be developed for iOS seems to be besides the point.

    1. Re:Excel on a tablet?? by am+2k · · Score: 3, Informative

      Okay, I can understand wanting some kind of rudimentary spreadsheet viewing/editing application for tablet/mobile devices, but Excel is a particularly good example of a program that really needs a physical, full-size keyboard. There are numerous key combinations and shortcuts that are absolutely essential for efficient usage of Excel. If you're doing any kind of spreadsheet work, you need a keyboard with a numeric keypad, cursors, and Ctrl/Alt/Shift/F-number keys. Tapping an on-screen keyboard just isn't going to cut it, especially when that keyboard takes up valuable screen space that would otherwise be used to display more cells.

      If you think shortcuts on an on-screen keyboard are the way UIs on touch devices are done, you haven't understood how they work. On touch devices, there are no shortcuts. The on-screen keyboard is used for text entry, nothing more. If you want to select a cell, you just tap on it, you don't press some kind of arrow button. If you want to make something bold, you tap the bold button right next to the text field. With a pure software UI, you can make any special-purpose input you want. For example, take a look at the Numbers number keyboard. You just have exactly the buttons you need, and they say exactly what they do. No need to remember any shortcuts or functional correspondences.

    2. Re:Excel on a tablet?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An application like Photoshop could still be very valuable on a tablet even if the UI has to change dramatically to fit the tablet idioms (like not relying on keyboard shortcuts). Photoshop in particular comes with a lot of image-processing features and algorithms that its competitors just don't have (e.g. the GIMP, which doesn't support CMYK image editing). So even though the users would need to relearn it, there would still be value in them doing so.

      Excel's competitors have probably done a better job matching its features it than Photoshop's competitors have, so it may not enjoy the same market advantage on a tablet.

    3. Re:Excel on a tablet?? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      An application like Photoshop could still be very valuable on a tablet even if the UI has to change dramatically to fit the tablet idioms (like not relying on keyboard shortcuts). Photoshop in particular comes with a lot of image-processing features and algorithms that its competitors just don't have (e.g. the GIMP, which doesn't support CMYK image editing). So even though the users would need to relearn it, there would still be value in them doing so.

      Excel's competitors have probably done a better job matching its features it than Photoshop's competitors have, so it may not enjoy the same market advantage on a tablet.

      Nobody who does advanced Photoshop uses a single monitor anymore, much less some dinky little 8 - 10 inch thing. Yes, you can do simple image manipulation without all that, but you don't need Photoshop and the App Store is full of simple programs that do exactly that - including something called Photoshop.

      But lack of macros, lack of ability to calibrate the screen, lack of ability to put files where you want them (as opposed to where Steve thinks they should go), lack of memory and a whole list of other features essentially dooms tablets to minor niches in image editing.

      Use a Wacom tablet (may they burn in Hell forever) and compare using to an iPad when trying to manipulate pixels and you will instantly find that the iPad is a joke. It's just not designed for the kind of precision you need in pixel editing.

      Adobe need not worry about the iPad. They're perfectly content screwing up Photoshop by themselves.

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    4. Re:Excel on a tablet?? by wickerprints · · Score: 2

      Wow, how did that comment get modded 5, Informative?

      The shortcuts aren't about just moving around and selecting cells. If you think that's what this is about, then you obviously are not much of a user of Excel. It's about the ease, immediacy, and PRECISION of filling in cells with formulas based on references to other cells and automatically selecting ranges of cells based on whether they contain something. If I had to pinch and swipe and drag and double-tap my finger or fingers across a tablet every time I needed to do something like this, it would be horrendously slow and prone to ERROR.

      Excel users aren't just concerned about doing things quickly. They need to make sure that the UI facilitates accurate and reliable construction of spreadsheets. The speed issue comes into play only because if you have to take the time to make sure your gesture was correctly interpreted, you've slowed down and lost productivity.

      I have to use Excel on a daily basis, and I am also an avid iPad and iPhone user, not to mention I use Photoshop extensively in my photography hobby. As much as I love using all of these tools, I also recognize that the ways in which their interfaces are designed are quite different, and that it is their own individual elegance that makes each of them what they are.

    5. Re:Excel on a tablet?? by ajlisows · · Score: 1

      I very much agree with what you are saying. On the other hand, there are people who USE Excel and then there are people who use Excel. At a lot of the places I have worked at/with it seems that there are a few people making all the spreadsheets with the rest of the users simply using them to put data into the cells. The former wouldn't benefit that much from iPad Excel, the latter might.

  28. I'm leaving slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi, I'm Anonymous Coward and I've been posting to slashdot from the very beginning.

    However you lot have just become too fucking old. You've lost your idealism, and become shitty old men, which is why I'm moving to Reddit.
    At first I was concerned by the lack of editors, but it's not like the editors here are worth a damn, and the new censorship system is just unacceptable. The mod system doesn't even go up to 11.

    Well, it's been fun but fuck you all. And your mothers.
    Good bye sirs.

    1. Re:I'm leaving slashdot by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Hi, I'm Anonymous Coward and I've been posting to slashdot from the very beginning. However you lot have just become too fucking old.

      Must be some sort of time paradox - you've been here since the very beginning, but apparently have aged at a slower rate than the rest of your peers?

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  29. must put office on iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The iPad is heading towards a ThunderBolt interface and as that happens it will be the only computer you need to own. Dock it using a big screen, tie in Keyboard and mouse and it will be both pad and desktop. That is the future of Apple's compute platforms. Duh.

  30. MS should move toward "apps"? by acidradio · · Score: 1

    I think this signals a fundamental change in mobile computing. Microsoft has clung to a (now outdated) model of forcing the same Windows apps on all "Windows" devices. Apple saw that there needed to be a differentiation between desktop applications and mobile "apps" in order for the mobile apps to be the best for that device. Their Tablet PCs aren't the answer. The day that Microsoft figures this out and makes a way to easily create a mobile app of some kind and separates the desktop and mobile platforms they might have a chance against the iPad.

    1. Re:MS should move toward "apps"? by DogDude · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has a whole host of "apps" for gadgets, including a "mobile" version of Office. They're on Windows Phones.

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    2. Re:MS should move toward "apps"? by acidradio · · Score: 1

      Yeah I suppose they do ;) I've never thought very highly of MS's apps for mobile though. They all still feel kind of sloppy. They still don't feel very mobile-centric. Windows Phone feels like it is trying to emulate a Windows PC way too much rather than be a mobile device (a la iPhone or iPad). Windows Phones and other MS mobile devices have always felt like a computer with mobile computing and phone functions as an afterthought .

      Let's just say it doesn't feel like going to the Android or iPhone apps stores. I've never heard anyone say "Hey, did you get that new [game/app] from the Windows app store!!!???"

    3. Re:MS should move toward "apps"? by DogDude · · Score: 1

      "Hey, did you get that new [game/app] from the Windows app store!!!???"

      That's because that's not the point of Windows Phones. Sure, you can get 90% of the "apps" out there for the phone, but it's very clear that the point of Windows Phone is to be a seamless connection to Exchange servers. The integration of Exchange/Outlook is really unmatched in the mobile market, and for people (like myself) who spend most of my work life in Outlook/Exchange, it's really useful. I don't miss the 90,000 fart "apps" available on the other two platforms.

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  31. What use is a fondleslab anyway? by Tim+Ward · · Score: 1

    OK, so there are some uses (such as (a) being able to look something up on the internet from the sofa without wasting a few seconds walking to the always-on desktop, and (b) being able to carry all your holiday snaps around to show to people who didn't know they wanted to see them, and (c) there are some cool games for two-year-olds to play with) but none of them apply to me.

    So, I use computers for email (fondleslab no use without an add-on keyboard), web (ditto, unless you stick to read-only sites), software development (no idea, can you get Visual Studio on a tablet? - I haven't looked), accounts (can you get Quicken on a tablet? - and even if you could you need a keyboard again) and so on. I haven't felt a need for a fondleslab and haven't acquired one.

    What am I missing?

    1. Re:What use is a fondleslab anyway? by mevets · · Score: 1

      Is it funny that my fondleslab keyboard is an add-on, but my desktop one isn't? They are physically the same keyboard, just my desktop isn't much use without it, but my fondleslab can still do a few things.

      One of them is be mixed signal scope (with oscium plugs, which I suppose are an add-on'). I knew that watching lines squiggle across the screen was a lot like watching youtube videos, so I thought it would be a nice fit. It was.

      I'm sorry to hear that software development == Visual Studio. Shell (thus vi, make loop) work just fine.

    2. Re:What use is a fondleslab anyway? by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      can you get Visual Studio on a tablet?

      If the tablet is running an x86 processor. Given that devenve.exe is a 32-bit only process, meaning the Visual Studio team haven't bothered to write a x64 version of devenv.exe, I doubt they'd write an ARM version.

    3. Re:What use is a fondleslab anyway? by kqs · · Score: 1

      Your use of the term "fondleslab" implies that you don't want to learn, you just want someone to answer so you can reply and show how you're smart and they're not. (I apologize if I'm wrong, but in that case you should not use such charged terms.)

      I've worked on computers since the late 80s, and these days I specialize in Unix servers. I wired my house with thinnet in the mid 90s so I could have a computer wherever I was sitting if I wanted. And these days, 90% of my non-work computer use is on an iPad.

      Sure, you cannot code on a tablet. But most of my web-browsing is on it. All of my notes are on it (synced with my laptop and my server). Most of my email is read and answered on it. Why? Because it's always with me. When I'm bored I play games or browse slashdot. When I'm traveling it holds maps and tickets. When I checked into a hotel today I found I had forgot my frequent-traveler card, so I got it from my password store (encrypted and synced between all devices plus my android cell phone). On the drive to the hotel the iPad played music from Pandora the whole 6 hour trip. The battery life is amazing. I read books on it, I write slashdot posts on it.

      It's like someone saying "why would I use a computer? I have books, notepads, a calculator and a telephone. What can my computer do that. I cannot?"

  32. Wait, nevermind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi,

    It's me, Anonymous Coward, again and I've decided I can't live without Slashdot. So, effective now, I am BACK! Sorry to anyone who was worried or distraught over the news about me leaving, hopefully we can put this behind us.

  33. no, for chrissakes.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no. word demands a keyboard and mouse, enormous storage and when i do large documents, a deskfull of space for yellow stickies, notepads, coffee cups, yadayada.... would you use a leatherman to field dress a moose? you could, but you'd be ill advised. iPad is a mobility toolbox, not a mobile workbench. besides, it's only a few billion for MS, and what's a few billion here and there?

  34. micro$oft is dead who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they should install office in a coffin instead

  35. i guess they are just greedy by unami · · Score: 0

    and don't want to give away the advantage of having office exclusively on a possibly successfull win8 tablet.

  36. and burn up your data plan? and make roaming cost by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    and burn up your data plan? and make roaming cost $$$$ as with out a international data plan and you don't even need to be outside the usa as you can be in boarder area pick up a non us tower and get hit with fees as high as $20 a MEG!

  37. apple will need offer a better deal then 30% cut by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    apple will need offer a better deal then a 30% cut of the price of office.

  38. No. Why the F Should They? by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

    Does Apple sell FinalCut for the non-iSteve world? I'm sure you can find a viewer of just about any document format, got get it. And good luck writing your spread sheets and word docs on a tablet, Office or not.

  39. This is why Libre Office need to get working by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've almost converted everyone in my family to open sources software, and the only thing that prevents them from a full conversion to an open source OS such as Ubuntu is Microsoft Office. They need MS Office only because they are worried that if their work sends them an MS Office file, they want to be 100% certain they can open it, work on it, and send it back in a format that their employee can read it.

    If Libre Office get their software as the main office product on mobile devices, and become the number one preferred office suite for business and schools, there will be no need to keep any person in my family on Microsoft products.

  40. Re:MS Office (& Outlook) is for the learning-i by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're an idiot.

  41. Apple should buy Microsoft by wisebabo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    With Microsoft's stock not performing for the last few years (a decade?) maybe Apple should just buy Microsoft with it's gigantic amount of cash ($100B and soaring!).

    Not only would it guarantee, forever, Microsoft products on Apple platforms but it would enable Apple to completely dictate the future of the PC industry. Even Android would probably crumble, what use is your smartphone if your competitor controls ALL the PCs that you'd likely use it with? As well as providing a viable alternative to Google search?

    Maybe that's why Apple's been saving its pennies. Can you think of a better use for (in a few years) a couple hundred billion dollars?

    (Ok, ok, I know the regulatory agencies in all over the world will likely have some anti-trust issues with this. But it's a useful fantasy to see what Apple's cash hoard could be used for.)

    1. Re:Apple should buy Microsoft by willy_me · · Score: 1

      Then Apple would be considered a monopoly. All future work/products would be heavily scrutinized with government being allowed to say "don't do that". It would be equivalent to volunteering to put on shackles before running a marathon.

    2. Re:Apple should buy Microsoft by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      Microsoft's market cap is $260billion. So Apple will need at least $200billion more before they can do that (and it's also assuming they can buy a majority share.....how much do Gates, Allen and Ballmer own? More than 50%?)

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    3. Re:Apple should buy Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With Microsoft's stock not performing for the last few years (a decade?)

      Microsoft shares are up 20% this year.

  42. Too late... by david.emery · · Score: 2

    Here's an interesting article that says Microsoft (pronounced 'Ballmer') missed the boat: http://minimalmac.com/post/17758177061/microsofts-biggest-miss Tablets in general are proof that Microsoft Office is not 'required' to do useful work. So even if MS could jam Word into a tablet form-factor (e.g. memory and screen footprints), people are now realizing you don't need all that crap to write letters, reports, etc.

    (As someone who once spent several months, full-time, evaluating word processors, this is not a surprise to me. MS Word is a mediocre product, in true Microsoft fashion it captured and locked in the market through sales and distribution, not through technical merit.)

    1. Re:Too late... by 21mhz · · Score: 1

      Here's an interesting article that says Microsoft (pronounced 'Ballmer') missed the boat: http://minimalmac.com/post/17758177061/microsofts-biggest-miss Tablets in general are proof that Microsoft Office is not 'required' to do useful work.

      Tablets are proof that people who have no idea how that useful work is done can tout the latest fad as a solution for every need.

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    2. Re:Too late... by david.emery · · Score: 1

      Slashdot is proof that some people can't conceive of anything outside of their own narrow existence.

    3. Re:Too late... by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Very few people do real work with tablets. 97% of usage is to browse the web and play games.

    4. Re:Too late... by toolo · · Score: 1

      Please name another company that is putting a single dime into serious enterprise productivity tools and please post your research and how it is relevant to the year 2012. I am always wondering who is always so much better relative to MSFT in this space.

    5. Re:Too late... by david.emery · · Score: 1

      "enterprise productivity tools"? -Basic- word processing. Word processing on structured documents (something MS Word does poorly). Presentations. Spreadsheets, usually to organize structured data or as a very simple single-table database. File sharing (a-la FTP) There's lots of bloat in Microsoft Office that I don't see used in my environment. About the only useful thing in MS Word since Word 5 is Change-bars/diff-marking.

      I don't personally use a pad, since I'm a full touch-typist (probably 40-50 WPM). I have friends who use it for most of their work, particularly on the road, though.

      Both Apple and Google have alternative office suites that provide the necessary functionality. Your mileage may vary.

  43. Why is it so hard to understand the walled garden? by Brannon · · Score: 1

    Apple has never even hinted at restricting access to the free and open internet--they have probably the most standards compliant mobile web browser in existence. In fact, whenever they talk about software development--they are clear to say there are two platforms for apps, "uncurated web apps" and "curated native apps".

    There's a walled garden for native apps because native apps can do far more damage. Take a look at the malware/trojan/virus-laden PC world--that's what they are trying to prevent. This isn't some grand scheme for Apple to control all access to everything. They aren't making coats out of puppies or anything. I honestly don't understand how nerds can claim to understand technology when they can't grasp this basic concept.

  44. Re:You would use it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    By and large I agree with this, Office on the iPad would be great for editing existing documents - I share documents with dropbox to my ipad, sometimes it's just good to review something you've written on a different screen. Being able to edit on the ipad would be a distinct plus.

    However... I just have this nagging suspicion that the future is going to end up looking like a network of devices. Streaming movies to apple TV from the ipad is a pretty satisfying experience, the bluetooth keyboard works just fine, but a case that let you snap a keyboard nto an ipad and make it feel like a laptop would be handy. I know, so why don't I just stick with my laptop? Maybe the answer is in the convenience of the ipad. At home I'll always turn to the ipad to pick up mails - just open the cover and it's there, never mind a 30 second start up. Make OSX more like iOS?

    Any road up, Office for iOS: I'd vote yes.

  45. Also, horseless carriages are a fad. When are by Brannon · · Score: 1

    people going to realize this?

    1. Re:Also, horseless carriages are a fad. When are by gr8_phk · · Score: 2

      The horses were not missed except by horse lovers. The keyboard will be missed by a lot of people, but not by those who don't use the device for work. Mostly though, I wanted to address the way the author called MS unimportant while missing the fact that Apple is in the exact same situation. Me - I run Linux and claimed people could just walk away from MS 10 years ago. Turns out that thinking overlooks a number of factors that keep users on a platform.

  46. Complete non-story by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 0

    Particularly since in my experience, tablets are used as toys, not as systems for work.

    We have a lot of professors at work who have an iPad, many who got one as soon as it came out. They'll all happily tell you about how great it is, and they all use it frequently... But they never use it for anything work related. They all still have a desktop and laptop, they all use their laptop when giving presentations, they write their documents on the desktop and/or laptop, do their e-mail on them and so on. Closest I ever saw to using one for work was someone who had their Mac hooked to a projector, and was controlling it with the iPad. I guess that does technically count, though any sort of wireless mouse/remote would have done as well and been smaller.

    They are toys. They use them to surf the web in meetings, they play games on it, and so on. They use them to have fun and waste time, not to do work.

    Now, nothing wrong with that. I have a ton of tech toys myself, I love tech toys, but call a spade a spade. They aren't using tablets as some amazing productivity enhancing device, they are a shiny new toy.

    Well the upshot of that is something like Office isn't so useful. Office is pretty firmly in the "work" camp of programs. You don't fire it up for messing around, you fire it up when you need to get something done. As such it isn't the kind of thing you'd use on a tablet.

    Also as you point out, text input sucks on a tablet. More generally, content creation sucks on a tablet. Tablets are great for content consumption. If you want to watch a video, surf the web, play a game, they do all that just fine. If you want to edit a video, create a web page, or write a game, they suck. Office is firmly in the content creation category, of course, and as such not the kind of thing that is no good on a tablet.

    I think fans of tablets need to remember that they are not going to replace laptops (just as laptops have not replaced desktops, and desktops not replaced larger computers). They also need to seriously take a critical look at their own use. I see stuff like this too often: People who are obsessed with tablets who seem to want to make them in to things they themselves wouldn't use them for.

    1. Re:Complete non-story by MisterSquid · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They are toys. They use them to surf the web in meetings, they play games on it, and so on. They use them to have fun and waste time, not to do work.

      Academics are those whose mission is to pursue knowledge for knowledge’s sake. I’m not surprised many professors are entranced by tablet devices (iPads) given my own experience with them.

      As a former academic who currently works in web development, I have an iPad and I wish wish WISH that I had had one when I had been a professor. I use a PDF reader (iAnnotate) that allows me to annotate PDFs, upload those PDFs to my desktop. From there I can (using custom PERL scripts) generate XML containing the content and metadata of those annotations, which XML objects I incorporate into an XML editor/viewer (Tinderbox) for editing, organizing, and HTML export. I bring the exported HTML into a CMS and publish that on the web. Between these pieces of software and hardware is ENORMOUS pedagogical potential

      I know this because I had such a system in place as a faculty and students who hated Blackboard regularly commented how useful and more efficient my online course materials were. This was pre-tablet device (read pre-iPad), so I had been using a desktop program (open source Skim) to make these annotations. iAnnotate is a much more direct translation of book-reading skills and had iPads existed prior to my leaving academia for the Silicon Valley, I would have been using one, too.

      tl;dr: I suspect that the "ooh shiny" professors have for tablet devices is actually the realization that touch devices are a paradigm shift from desktops, a paradigm with its own set of advantages and possibilities. Faculty buy into these things not because they are easily distracted but because they have a researcher’s curiosity for useful technologies.

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    2. Re:Complete non-story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I get why you find the Ipad so usefull. What I don't get is how someone could be so blinded for so long. Tablet devices have been around for over a decade before the ipad. We used to do the same thing on windows tablets when I was teaching at my Uni 5 years before the ipad was conceived. I never understood why tablets did not take off faster, nowadays everyone thinks apple invented the paradigm despite it being "relatively" common device for many many years.

  47. Tell my accounting department about your idaes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure my accountants at work will love to learn an entirely new system.

    Nope, last I heard, they still wanted training in Excel.

  48. no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No need for Office we have google docs

  49. Re:Why is it so hard to understand the walled gard by DarkXale · · Score: 1

    Nope, Safari is ahead of Internet Explorer (9 and 10) on standards compliance, but thats it. Further, Apple has made no efforts whatsoever on even fixing up their own website for standards compliance. It still requires Quicktime to view all media for example, and I've found not offered alternatives.

  50. Re:Why is it so hard to understand the walled gard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    cause we're not blind fanboys who can't see past what the holy Steve Jobs said before he ascended to the ext level. 20+ years of using a PC and never had a virus or malware. It's called not being an irresponsible dipwit with our electronics. Don't need Apple to protect me, if anything I need something to protect me from Apple.

  51. Why buy MS Office? by MacUidhir13 · · Score: 1
    ... when you can get LibreOffice or OpenOffice for free - OpenSource?

    I've been using OpenOffice, or it's fork/successor LibreOffice for years. (Lots of interesting stories about the LibreOffice/OpenOffice split. Note: the comparison article mentioned is waaay out of date)

    I give the nod currently to LibreOffice v3.5, which was just released, but we'll see what Apache does with OpenOffice ('Incubating' at v3.3).

    1. Re:Why buy MS Office? by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      I have tried LO (and it's earlier parent OO) and it was almost a full replacement for Office for me but the spreadsheet app was lacking a couple of features, especially in terms of simple graphing.

      I should try the latest version though and compare, since the last time I looked was shortly after the fork.

  52. Re:Resume by gr8_phk · · Score: 1

    I can't leave Office because I can not guarantee that my resume will look the same on someone elses computer running Office if I make it under LibraOffice

    I suspect this is the case for more than your resume. If not, just save it to PDF from OpenOffice. That makes it hard to put in a big searchable database, but you may find a more direct approach works better for getting jobs anyway ;-)

  53. Re:Just get rid of M$ orifice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are an idiot.

  54. Re:woo! by wmac1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does it even worth? Last time Borland put Delphi on Linux and became bankrupt! A very interesting costly project which never sold. Few percent market share does not worth the time of even a freelancer.

    I have been a *NIX developer for years (linux, xenix, aix, smelly SCO and Netware which had an SDK very near to Unix) and I think only server software development worth on these OSes. We developed banking and network management software and both were very successful. But any desktop we did was a failure.

  55. A Bargaining Chip? by crucini · · Score: 1

    But, alas, the second part of that equation â" Google Apps continuing to get better â" just isn't happening as fast as we'd like.
    Seems to be a common syndrome. I think the root cause is that Google Apps is a weapon pointed at Microsoft's heart. Google and Microsoft probably have a lot of private conversations. Keeping this weapon pointed gives Google one more bargaining chip when dealing with MS.
    Same syndrome when a big company talks about "switching to linux", if I remember correctly from years ago. They don't really switch to Linux, but Microsoft probably becomes more accomodating in their negotiations.
    I imagine that inside Google, people developing Apps may be frustrated and wonder why management seems to be sabotaging them. This is often the case when management does the seemingly irrational for strategic reasons.

  56. Does A Bear Shit In The Woods? by tunapez · · Score: 1

    Why wouldn't they? Are there enough naive consumers to buy what they may/may not need? Are there enough nApple mobile device users who will rationalize they need it to read the latest chain mail PP presentation? MS is 'The King' of selling unnecessary licenses to users, why wouldn't they continue doing what makes them large amounts of money?

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  57. Re:apple will need offer a better deal then 30% cu by jo_ham · · Score: 1

    Well, MS gets much less than 70% of the price of the boxed version that they sell in the physical Apple store. Maybe they'll get a special deal with Apple but don't count on it.

  58. Re:No. Why the F Should They? by jo_ham · · Score: 1

    Why should Microsoft base its decisions on what other companies do?

    Microsoft sells software. Apple sells hardware (with software that exists to drive hardware sales). It's not really in Apple's interest to have lots of cross platform apps made by itself unless they facilitate hardware sales - like iTunes on Windows.

    Microsoft, on the other hand, should be writing for every platform it can get its hands on, since their money comes from the software sales.

  59. great opprotunity by KevMar · · Score: 1

    While I don't see MS porting full office to apple/android, I do see them building a very slick VDI client. Office on a tablet will end up as a vdi session to a private cloud server. It may sound crazy, but its the smart thing to do. It allows Microsoft to leverage all the existing tablets that everyone already has entering the corporate environment. They can support more devices quicker and extend the life of older tablets. The tablets 3 years from now will blow away today's tablets, but if its a VDI client then that wont matter.

    Tablets are too personalized and a nightmare for IT security. But what if you could connect to a work desktop and get all your work apps in a way that makes IT feels good about it. Yet, allow the individual to keep personalized apps. I think this is why Windows 8 has such a tablet feel to it. Windows 7 already does a good job under VDI, and I expect Win8 to do so much better.

    This would definitely be a corporate IT strategy that is in sync with the MS push of VDI and Private cloud that we see MS timing with the Win8 release. Home users are another story.

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  60. Re:Orifice on iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The same guy that apparently shoved the stick 2 feet up your ass.

  61. Re:woo! by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    It already is, if you install Wine.

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  62. a fly on the wall on microsoft... by roc97007 · · Score: 2

    ...I imagine, would hear something like this:

    Exec responsible for Office sales: "An ipad port has the potential to send Office sales through the roof, especially if we price it reasonable enough to insure significant penetration."

    Exec responsible for Windows sales: "Office is one of the driving factors in Windows sales."

    Balmer: "No Office on the ipad. We will use it to drive sales of Windows 8 tablets."

    Exec responsible for Office sales: "With all due respect, the company needs a product line to rely on once Windows declines. This could be a big opportunity to be relevant this decade."

    Balmer: Throws a chair.

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    1. Re:a fly on the wall on microsoft... by shippers · · Score: 1

      In this scenario the Windows guy doesn't have much of an argument. Neither product should be relying on the success of the other in order to generate sales - both products should be able to stand on their own two feet. If the Windows guy can't justify his product without Office, then there is something wrong with Windows. If I were Balmer, the chair would be aimed squarely at the Windows Exec's jaw.

    2. Re:a fly on the wall on microsoft... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Where have you been the last 15 years?

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  63. Re:Why is it so hard to understand the walled gard by Junta · · Score: 1

    "In a sense, Gatekeeper is an attempt to extend the company's infamous (but secure) App Store vetting process to the entire web, creating a way to identify and block unsafe applications regardless of where they came from."

    Hello Mountain Lion, welcome to your walled garden web...

    This isn't some grand scheme for Apple to control all access to everything.

    Actually, that's precisely what it is. Malware is the most comfortable justification, but benign apps are rejected all the damn time for not fitting with Apple's vision or being construed as a competitor to something they either do now or hope to be doing in the near future. Apple may play the 'malware' card in explaining their policy on not accepting language interpreters, but how in the world can that make sense in a heavily sandboxed emulator?

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  64. Well, Bill always said.... by rabtech · · Score: 1

    Bill always said he'd open source windows or split that division off before he gave up the MS Office revenue.

    If Microsoft were smart, they'd put Office on every platform. Most people aren't going to switch phones from Android or iOS just to get Office. But every single corporate user in the world will be issued a copy if Microsoft ports it.

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    1. Re:Well, Bill always said.... by toolo · · Score: 1

      Skydrive, OneNote and Lync both have native Android and iOS clients. Anyone with a Skydrive account has access to mobile and full browser access to HTML5 versions of the big 4 office apps. So, all of Office is already available everywhere on any platform. Next.

  65. Re:woo! by pwizard2 · · Score: 1

    I've tried Office 2010 on Wine. It won't even install.

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  66. Re:woo! by Runaway1956 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    WTF for? I mean, who is going to use it? Who would ever pay for it? Why would I want it? Maybe Suse would put it in a default installation, but I haven't used Suse in a long time either.

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  67. Re:woo! by cshark · · Score: 2

    Don't we already have enough ported, legacy bullshit for Linux and iPad? I know people feel like they're addicted to office, but they're not. They get by just fine without it. Windows tablets will flounder in the market this year and next, and then Microsoft will probably do something idiotic like port office. Then, I'm sure that there will be a couple of people who buy the ported version of office, but as usual, it will be too little, too late from Microsoft. The biggest problem the company has is how fat and complacent they have been through all of this. Windows could have ruled the world of mobile if they had been a little more forward thinking a little earlier in the game. They should have thought about phones and tablets before Apple. There was no reason not to. And while I think rumors of the death of the PC might be premature, I think they missed the boat on mobile, and it will be a lot more difficult for them to catch up.

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  68. Re:woo! by symbolset · · Score: 4, Funny

    You might get it on if you try a little less Wine.

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  69. Re:MS Office (& Outlook) is for the learning-i by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    I wished the internet and free standards came popular before MS made a jagaurnut with Office. It is the file formats and having everything work and render properly across suppliers, workers, vendors, etc. If your document looks like crap that says a lot about you and the company.

    This is the only reason why I and everyone uses office. If OpenDoc were a standard the world would be a much better place. Does Numbers save files in that format by default? Also MS does make great products in addition to crappy ones. Just like Windows 7 it is a mixed bag. It is great for consumers but shitty active directory that locks corporate desktops if a shared drive has any issues. Office has Excel and Access which both are awesome! Just Word and Outlook which are crap are bundled in. LibraOffice does not have a form driven database for non programmers like Access and its spreadsheet program is no where near Excel in functionality so these are reasons as well.

  70. Yes... by David_Hart · · Score: 1

    Apple is positioning the iPad for school work as a textbook eReader. Parents are required to pay a lot for school supplies, as it is. Now they will be asked to pay for both an iPad (to read text books) and a Laptop (to write papers). Ideally the text books would be available for both the iPad and for the Kindle, which is much less expensive. However, Apple has been known in the past to strike exclusive deals with schools and publishers. As a result, the iPad needs a content creation tool that students can use to write basic reports, reducing the need for a laptop. My thought is that it would be in the best interests of Microsoft that this tool be Microsoft Office.

    I am taking online courses towards a Master's degree and have used my iPad to write 300 to 400 word essays for weekly questions. It's not the easiest tool to do this, but it does work when you are on the go. Of the three tools at my disposal for creating reports, I prefer my desktop with dual monitors. I can keep my report open one screen and my research in the other. It's definitely much more efficient. The Laptop is second, because I have an actual keyboard. The iPad is last, but definitely the most mobile.

    My biggest pet peeve about the current iPad is how hard it is to get content on and off. It would be so much easier if Apple would just add a USB port so you can use a USB device (USB memory key, USB card reader, USB to the camera, etc.).

  71. I don't need office on my ipad. by cshark · · Score: 1

    Not when I have pretty yellow buttons that fart when I touch them. It's so dirty, right?

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  72. Should they? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So they can piss off people on every platform?

  73. Re:Orifice on iPad by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

    No -- because we'd have to wait over two years for iPad 5 until the hardware was fast enough to run Messysoft bloatware.

    Hey man, you accidentally clicked on the Slashdot tab. Youtube is one tab over.

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  74. Office saved Apple once,they shouldn't do it again by __aasehi2499 · · Score: 1

    Let Apple fans have their toys, they wouldn't know what to do with Office now anyway, it doesn't have any birds.

  75. Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Prediction: Yes.
    Why? There isn't a 'single microsoft' executing a single business strategy. Xbox games does what's best for them. O/S does their own thing, Office and Mobile run as their own terrorist cells.

    It makes sense for Office so it will happen - even at the expense of mobile or O/S

  76. No! by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

    They should not put Office on the iPad, Apples wants to stand out and act like there the queen bee's, they want to make commercials talking about how Windows can't even touch Apple and they proceed to push there products in our faces. I'm NOT an apple fan, I actually generally hate them, they have a 2nd or 3rd rate user experience and prices that are so high you'd think there products are coated in gold. This time Microsoft should make apple invent there own office program and yet again show everyone that apple users aren't going to be compatible.

  77. Re:Orifice on iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Messysoft bloatware.

    Ha Ha Ha, Oh Wow!

    You pug faced hobo bummer! You weren't even being ironic, were you?

  78. No need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pages, Numbers, and Keynote work well for me both on the Mac and the iPad. iCloud makes syncing documents automatic. The apps are much easier to use and don't have so many confusing and unnecessary features.

    I did not upgrade from the previous version of Office on my Mac. Moved Office 2008 into a folder labelled "Bloatware." Converted older documents to Pages, Numbers, and Keynote. Happy to be rid of it.

  79. Go Fot It! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally a fitting program for the iPad! A Really Shitty program that will fit the Really Shitty hardware!!

    Die (Cr)apple Die!
    Die Micro$haft Die!!

  80. It Already Is On The iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks to the following apps(for a start) MS Office is already on all the iPads and Androids under my reign.

    iTap RDP - Connects to RDP servers AND via TSGateway.
    Citrix Receiver
    CloudOn - MS Office on the iPad, requires Dropbox for file storage.
    GoToMyPC
    LogMeIn

    What more do you want?

  81. No way! by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    Microsoft shouldn't even have put Office on PCs!

  82. Absolutely! by zekt · · Score: 1

    Our daughter's school has (though a grant to the school), 'leant' an iPad to every student. All of them are using it for word processing, assignment, presentations etc. They have all adapted to typing on the one surface quickly, and getting eBooks where practical to replace their text books. Our daughter (and most of the kids) now have smaller bags to take to school, and all their work is accessible and never left in their locker. Their assignment and work are on iCloud (so I can just proof read anything she wants proof read), and look at the due dates for assignments.

    All the kids are using Pages, Keynote and Calc to do all of their work - and the thing that is quite clear is that these are quite cut down applications - but they have exactly what you need. The danger for Microsoft is, that if they don't jump on this, the students will be graduating from school not knowing office applications - and will carry that forward into the workplace.

    Maybe MS and Google should team up - to put it onto Android and Windows 8 before it is too late.

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  84. Android by mattr · · Score: 1

    Put it on Android. There are plenty of keyboards on sale that work with Android tablets, including folding and silicon rollable keyboards.

    Put another way, would you invest in Microsoft Office now if it was spun off as a separate company?
    Not so sure if its growth prospects are so good considering competitors just get better and better.

    There must be another direction for MS to grow besides bloat and FUD. Or is it that they just can't hack the 21st?

  85. And since you are the only person in the universe by Brannon · · Score: 1

    then that is a relevant comment?

    Buy something other than Apple if it doesn't suit your needs. Don't crap all over other people for having different needs.

  86. I think maybe you are confused about technology. by Brannon · · Score: 1

    The web is accessed through a web browser. Those are the applications like Safari or Firefox or Chrome. The web is governed by standards-based protocols which don't require that you install "a special application". You probably shouldn't install random applications you download from the web given your limited understanding of technology.

    Apple is adding yet another layer of warning (which can be overridden) on Mac OS to prevent nontechnical people (like yourself) from doing this accidentally.

    Wow, who taught you about "sandboxed emulators"? Good for you. Keep at it.

  87. Okay, name another mobile browser which is more by Brannon · · Score: 1

    standards compliant than Safari.

    This will be hilarious.

    1. Re:Okay, name another mobile browser which is more by DarkXale · · Score: 1

      Chrome, Firefox, even Opera.

  88. Re:woo! by Gumbercules!! · · Score: 1

    I don't believe it works with WINE. You can use it with Crossover Office, though. http://www.codeweavers.com/

  89. Re:and burn up your data plan? and make roaming co by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

    and burn up your data plan? and make roaming cost $$$$ as with out a international data plan and you don't even need to be outside the usa as you can be in boarder area pick up a non us tower and get hit with fees as high as $20 a MEG!

    Uh, yeah. There is this technology called "WIFI". Perhaps you have heard of it? We have ubiquitous Wifi here in Canada in most cities. Just go to Starbucks or McDonald's. Chances are that if you are editing a document then you are somewhere that has Wifi.

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  90. Re:woo! by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    Wine is basically the same as Crossover, because Codeweavers commit their code back to the main branch (unlike Cedega). In both cases, Office 2007 works, and Office 2010 doesn't.

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  91. Re:woo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who cares if it installs.
    The real question is, will it *run* on Wine?

  92. Even if they wanted to, could they? by monstza · · Score: 1

    So much as been said over the years about how scared Microsoft is to touch certain parts of their code base... If I remember correctly, Outlook is a prime example. But, for a company whose biggest success is that a 20 year old app will run on their OS or a 10 year old excel document will open correctly... is it really possible to for them to a decent port office to objective C ?

  93. Re:woo! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    "worth" is not a verb.

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  94. Re:woo! by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    Why?

    Linux is a server OS, not a Desktop OS, no matter how much you want it to be, Linux success is in servers. The Desktop Linux users is only a small percentage, of Developers and Open Source advocates, or family of them. Not that I am saying Linux is bad, it is their niche isn't in the Consumer Level products without heavy modification such as Android or WebOS is. Being that it is a Server OS there isn't that much of a need of an Office suite. What would be handy for Linux would be a set of libraries for developers that will allow for Office compatible input/output.

    Secondly Linux biggest and most vocal fans are the Open Source crowd... They don't care much for Microsoft, or Closed Source Solutions. So it will be difficult for Microsoft to get a foot hold in Linux and make any profit off of it. LibreOffice/OpenOffice is really good enough for most of the Linux User needs and it Open Enough to sleep clear minded.

    There is already Office for the Mac... Making office for the iPAD and Office for Android (I am not counting as Linux as most development is Java Based) and Office For Windows Mobile makes more sense. First the end users are use to Closed Source Software and are not going to give an it is Not Open Source Fit, Next they are consumer products that is Microsoft Main target for Office. Third it will open the door for mobile apps to Microsoft. By Embracing the iPad it will allow them to Extend their influence in the Mobile market and in time Extinguish the competition.

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  95. Reader only by who_stole_my_kidneys · · Score: 1

    Every one i know that actually has an iPad only wants to read documents not create them (basically what comes through e-mail), the other 95% of the time they use their iPad \ iPhone for video games.

  96. Congratulations on being an idiot by Brannon · · Score: 1

    Chrome is based on Webkit, the same rendering engine that Safari uses (largely written/supported by Apple).

    1. Re:Congratulations on being an idiot by DarkXale · · Score: 1

      I'm going to assume you've never actually tested the capabilities of the various browsers themselves and compared them with the HTML5 spec, have you? Many elements of HTML5 are not part of the layout engine.

    2. Re:Congratulations on being an idiot by DarkXale · · Score: 1

      Actually, why bother with anything else. Lets just compare webkit versions.

      Safari 5.1.2 (Windows) utilizes webkit 534.52.7
      Safari 5.1.3 (Mac OS) utilizes webkit 534.53.10

      Chrome 17 utilizes webkit 535.11.
      Chromium 19 utilizes webkit 535.21.

  97. MS Office usability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's barely usable on a machine with a proper keyboard, let alone a two finger virtual one.

  98. we were talking about mobile browsers by Brannon · · Score: 1

    what version of webkit is the android mobile browser based on? I honestly don't know.

    regardless, you wanna check and see how many of the changes between 535.21 and 534.53.10 were contributed by Apple? the point is that you are bragging about code largely written by Apple--that kinda shoots a hole in the meta-point that Apple is somehow against a free open and standards-based web. It's just one big lie.

    1. Re:we were talking about mobile browsers by DarkXale · · Score: 1

      Webkit which itself is derived from KDE's KHTML. Apple 'funded' the webkit project, but they're far from alone in contributing to this open-source piece of software. Google (through Chromium) has a massive amount of contributions to the project, and the changes themselves are generally put to practice first through it.

      The stock android browser I'm not certain on either, and I posses no Android device to check. I know Chrome for Android is based on Chrome 16 (and as such carries some version of webkit 535), but not much more than that.
      I did not mean Apple is explicitly against open standards, simply that they are far from a great example as someone pushing open standards. If they were to be considered leading in this area, you would expect their own website to at the very least drop Quicktime requirements in lieu of the readily available video tag.

  99. iPads are about consumption, not production by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Several things made the iPad succeed where many tablets had failed before, but one of the most important was the recognition that the tablet is about consuming, not producing. By blatantly ignoring handwriting recognition, which had been the downfall of the original tablet makers, Apple drew a clear circle around What the iPad Is. Jobs said (paraphrasing) "Once you include a stylus, you're dead."

    Putting robuts Office viewers on the iPad makes sense. Putting Office on the iPad would be nuts.

  100. Re:No. Why the F Should They? by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

    Fail... not when Apple is promoting a competing OS(es) which they hope either kills Windows entirely or at least prevents MS from getting on competing phones/tablets. Sorry, can't get what you need in the iWorld? Switch back. Every time MS makes it easier for you to stay in Apple land they do damage to their own future.

  101. Re:I think maybe you are confused about technology by Junta · · Score: 1

    The web is governed by standards-based protocols which don't require that you install "a special application"

    Well, yes and no. Admittedly looking at Gatekeeper it indeed isn't about allowing/disallowing 'gmail' like webapps (yet). The article I read implied webapps, but other more informed articles present a much more concrete picture. However, to your point that webapps can't be blocked by apple because you could install Firefox, you cannot install Firefox onto an iOS device. Only browsers that Apple blesses are allowed to run. Apple's hubris could easily lead to them echoing this entire ecosystem on the desktop. So the point about just any old browser being able to run is not going to fly in the current iOS and very possibly the not-too-distant OSX future. Don't begin to tell me that jailbreaking is a cure for all this, it is a bad practice to encourage people to pay money just to immediately enter an antagonistic relationship with the manufacturer.

    The web is not some magical unstoppable force, it can be distilled into concrete technologies that can be restricted. If Apple decides Safari is the only browser allowed in OSX/iOS, they can largely acheive that reality. From there, if Safari disables certain Javascript features or something like HTML5 storage unless the site has paid apple to whitelist their specific TLS certificate, that is well within Apple's power over their own platforme.

    I would ask that you refrain from the ad hominem in the future. It's just annoying and detracts from the validity of your argument.

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  102. Re:No. Why the F Should They? by jo_ham · · Score: 1

    And every time they leave a void with no Microsoft Office on a platform used by *a lot* of people they run the risk of a serious competitor to Office being able to squeeze in.

    It's not just the Windows OS they have to look at - they have a lot to lose by leaving a large hole in Office-format-coverage. Your argument also doesn't seem to mesh with their current strategy. The Mac version of Office is doing rather well, and has seen increased development and the best sales ever - sounds a lot like what a software company would want: cross platform success.

    Doggedly holding onto the "everyone on Windows" model is what will kill them, and they know it

  103. So, backing up a bit... by Brannon · · Score: 1

    this thread started with the accusation that Apple was aggressive about restricting access to the internet from their devices and now we are debating whether they offer the "most" standards-compliant web browsing experience on a mobile device or whether they are a "leader" in this field.

    Don't you see how that looks like a bait and switch argument to me? It's basically:

    "You are a pedophile"
    "No I'm not"
    "Well, you aren't the least sexually active person in the world, I mean, you aren't the pope"
    "I guess not"
    "I win."

  104. Have you quit beating your wife? by Brannon · · Score: 1

    There's no way to defend oneself against hypotheticals, which is entirely what your argument is based on. Yes, of course, if Apple breaks out of character and decides for the first time ever to restrict access to an open and standards-compliant web from their IOS web browser, and they then yank other web browsers from the App Store (yes, there are others), and they then extend these policies [for the first time ever] to Mac OSX, and they then form their own military and use it to destroy all non-Apple devices so that they only way you can access the web is through an Apple device, then yes--that would certainly compromise the freedom of the web. My point is that they've never shown any inclination towards doing any of these things. The fact that you interpret Apple's focus on customer experience (especially for nontechnical users) as a threat to your way of life says something about you and your grasp of the point of technology.

    Fundamentally the web is built on top of technologies provided by profit-making companies. If Google decided to start acting badly then that would have a far greater and more immediate impact on the freedom of the web. But, like with Apple, there is a check against that because there are multiple companies. If Apple or Google or Cisco or whoever starts messing with the web then people will go to Samsung, Bing, etc.

  105. and here you go by milkmage · · Score: 1
  106. Office on iPad by reedfisher · · Score: 1

    Oh the horror! Microsoft should just put Office out of its misery!