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  1. Re:you were warned... on Executive Order Grants US Gov't New Powers Over Communication Systems · · Score: 1

    Heil Obama-Man!

  2. Re:In Soviet ... on Cell Carriers Responded Last Year To 1.3M Law Enforcement Data Requests · · Score: 1

    The average person will gladly lie, cheat, and steal (or worse), and is only stopped by immediate negative consequences for those actions. The average person should not be trusted - they'd take everything you had if they reasonably believed they could get away with it forever.

    That describes every single frickin politician and corporate type. Welcome to the jungle.

  3. Re:perception & reality on Android 4.1 Jelly Bean Review · · Score: -1, Troll

    Google nailed it with Jelly Bean. They really did.

    Mythbusters discovered that you can polish a turd. Google proved you can polish a turd with JB.

  4. Re:"Microsoft's Downfall" on Microsoft's 'Cannibalistic Culture' · · Score: 1

    They are the number one provider of DESKTOP OSes.

    That's because there is no other viable choice of desktop OS that you can get with a newly bought machine from anyone other than Apple.

  5. Re:Get over yourselves on Texas Scientists Regret Loss of Higgs Boson Quest · · Score: 1

    It's the olde 'us' vs. 'them' village mentality from the dark ages...

  6. Re:Beacon Power on After Recent US Storms, Why Are Millions Still Without Power? · · Score: 1

    We spent 4 trillion on a tax break and two wars and got NOTHING for it.

    You got nothing for it -- but the rich white men that run the show got 4 trillion out of it...

  7. Re:already the norm on 'Wearable Computing Will Be the Norm,' Says Google Glass Team · · Score: 1, Funny

    people with blue tooth headphones in their ears, it's already 'the norm'

    And they look like 'tards. So looking like a 'tard is becoming the norm. Then we all better learn to look like a 'tard just to fit in.

    Can't wait until walking around with yer thumb up yer arse becomes 'the norm'...

  8. Re:Obvious? on Does RIM's "Huge Loss" Signal Wider Handset Market Deterioration? · · Score: 1

    Have you ever hear of Nortel? This was another huge company with billions in assets and in the bank - now they no longer exist. If RIM lasts another year I'll be surprised.

  9. Re:Was Jesus riding Nessie? on Fundamentalist Schools Using "Nessie" To Disprove Evolution · · Score: 1

    If god is real

    The creator of existence is nothing like the fictional writings of humanity portray him/her/they/it.

  10. Re:you're all worthless and weak on Are We Failing To Prepare Children For Leadership In the US? · · Score: 1

    they would just run

    You mean waddle.

  11. Re:7-inch? on Google's Nexus Tablet To Be Unveiled Next Week · · Score: -1, Troll

    7-inch?

    They didn't want anything bigger than the biggest penis at GOOG...

  12. Re:Metro eh..? on Windows 8: .NET Versus HTML5 Metro App Development · · Score: 1

    RT -> Royal Turd. AKA "Windows Royal Turd".

  13. Re:Good news for AAPL investors on Windows RT Will Cost OEMs Over Twice As Much as Windows 7 · · Score: 1

    Full disclosure: In my work I promote Android tablets and phones.

    Full disclosure: Android rhymes with Hemorrhoid.

    Carry on.

  14. Re:I'll be there, however on Apple To Unveil iOS 6 At WWDC 2012 · · Score: 0

    wearing the Android and Apple logo making out t-shirt

    You can have my "Android rhymes with Hemorrhoid" t-shirt to wear on top...

  15. Re:All the anti-NPR vitriol this story incites on NPR's "Car Talk" Glides To a Halt · · Score: 0

    Can we stop using "mouth breathers" as a euphemism for low intelligence?

    How about Republicantard? Or American Dumbtard?

  16. Re:*YAWN* on New Evidence Indicates Amelia Earhart Survived For a Time on Pacific Atoll · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    who cares?

    American Dumbtard don't care, right American Dumbtard?

  17. Re:Experiment then refinement... on Windows 8 Release Preview Now Available To Download · · Score: 1

    Apple's actually made a number of very significant improvements to OS X over the last 10 years but they also recognized the UI paradigm is fundamentally sound for the desktop space so there's no reason to make radical changes. Of course they also realize that an OS is not a one-size-fits-all product.

    Then why are they beating OS X with the iOS dumb stick?

  18. Re:What? on Windows 8 Release Preview Now Available To Download · · Score: 0

    I keep thinking they must have something else up their sleeve.

    Why, Windows 9 of course! Promise that the next version will fix all the problems of the old version. It's called Marketing By Dumbtards (AKA MBAs).

  19. Re:Reason to hope on European Parliament Committees Reject ACTA As IP Backlash Grows · · Score: 1

    "Yankee Go Home !!!"

  20. Re:Do they realise... on 'Eco-Anarchists' Targeting Nuclear and Nanotech Workers · · Score: 1

    why

    Shit For Brains.

    It's that simple.

  21. Re:Kaspersky Again on Flame: The Massive Stuxnet-Level Malware Sweeping the Middle East · · Score: 0

    There's nothing patriotic, altruistic, laudable, or beneficial about screwing up legitimate national intelligence projects.

    "Heil mpoulton!" "Heil, mein Fuhrer!!" "Sieg Heil!!!"

  22. Re:Just go to store.apple.com on Ask Slashdot: How To Shop For a Laptop? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That's one thing that all of the other 'tarded manufacturers just cannot get right. Low profit margins? Make more models! Model not selling well? Make more permutations and combinations of the model! Still not selling? Slap on (even) more stickers, make the keyboard glow, add all sorts of other shinny eye candy and faggy arsed shite stuff to it.

  23. Re:No wonder shares are dropping on Facebook Releases Instagram Clone, Two Months After Acquisition · · Score: 0

    seems like a ridiculous way to do business

    This is what happens when a company is run by an in-experienced 20-something kid.

  24. Re:When Zuckie himself is selling shares on SEC Calls For Review of Facebook IPO · · Score: 2

    A Facebook share, much like Facebook itself, isn't worth a wet fart. Douchebag-berg knows this and is cashing out.

  25. Re:WWWBD? on SEC Calls For Review of Facebook IPO · · Score: 2

    For a trully serious problem they put society first and I think history will eventually thank them for it.

    Except the greedy fucktards that caused these "serious problem" in the first place 1) Got away with it. 2) Are still there. 3) Are fudge packing buddies of Bush'tard, Obama-man and their cronies.

    - Angry, old man