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Why is Microsoft Patching XP?

akkarin noted a story about a new Service patch for XP. Dubbed SP2c, the new service patch contains no bug fixes or features. Instead, this exciting patch exists only to add new valid active product registration keys. Oops.

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  1. well... by silverkniveshotmail. · · Score: 5, Funny

    Without a service pack it just doesn't feel like windows.

    1. Re:well... by that+IT+girl · · Score: 5, Funny

      Haha, good point! I like this because it's kind of like they're admitting that nobody likes Vista and that they're still going to have people wanting XP, despite the fact that you can't find a new computer loaded with it anymore. People are willing to go out of their way to get XP versus Vista.

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    2. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the only intrest i have in XP is the $50 people pay me to fix it and if this goes the way of most updates my clients then will get a you're not a legal issue licence notice after the update...........(rubbs hands together with $$ in my eyes)

    3. Re:well... by Barny · · Score: 2

      Still sell about 95% XP vs Vista at place where I work, kinda makes all the hard work I put into the PoS Vista pre-installer go to waste :/

      Will likely become more and more in favour of Vista as the years wind on, and of course in 2009 XP OEM supply will finish.

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    4. Re:well... by Vulva+R.+Thompson,+P · · Score: 5, Funny

      Each Tuesday morning everyone in our office kneels, faces west and screams "Blessed Be Ballmer!" repeatedly. We know He's listening because sometimes the angels reward us with a little icon in our trays.

      We tried it once with the Ubuntu god but it just felt blasphemous and unclean.

    5. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      parse error

    6. Re:well... by antikristian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The reason for it is easy:

      If they sent it out as a normal update, people could choose to ignore it. As a servicepack they can set it as a requirement for future security updates. This is just what they did with SP1 & 2, only this time without any added features for the user.

      Also: they really have to sell Vista...

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    7. Re:well... by Ngarrang · · Score: 1

      "Without a service pack it just doesn't feel like windows."

      It may be funny, but I gotta agree with this one. When Microsoft went away from the Service Packs in favor of the many-downloads method, I was a bit sad. Gone were the days of NT and SP6a. I thought it was rather convenient to have a single service pack that rolled up all of the known fixes into a single run install.

      But they never did get away from the service packs, since Win2k had 2 SPs released for it. XP got better after SP1 and it sounds like Vista will be better (relatively) after SP1 than their SP0 states.

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    8. Re:well... by Starayo · · Score: 1

      I noticed with glee that Dell, at least here in Australia, offer a choice between XP and Vista.

      I still won't buy from them though :P

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    9. Re:well... by Billhead · · Score: 3, Informative

      Last I checked there were 4 SPs for Windows 2000, not 2.

    10. Re:well... by antdude · · Score: 1

      You mean every second Tuesday of each month? Fourth Tuesdays are OK too, but they're not critical updates.

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    11. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bummer about the money shot in your eyes. Get a towel.

    12. Re:well... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I just had a meeting last Thursday with my manager, and the decision was made that we would not even consider Vista and anything beyond Office 2003 on our network until 2009 or 2010 (let's hope that OpenOffice fixes its usabilities problems by then, because then Office will be out the door as well). We have far too many other balls in the air at this time to even fathom all the grief, retraining and hardware woes that will go along with this upgrade. It's a personal wet dream of mine that Wine becomes stable and complete enough that it could even run some of the silly in-house crap Windows software I've inherited along with the horrible contact management software that we use.

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    13. Re:well... by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >let's hope that OpenOffice fixes its usabilities problems by then

      Usability problems? I have not seen these enumerated.

      I have features I would like to see in the Open Office spreadsheet, but most of these are features that Excel also lacks. But I see no genuine usability bugs, not even for users dealing with large volumes of material, multiple languages, multi-user systems, etc.

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    14. Re:well... by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      Haha, good point! I like this because it's kind of like they're admitting that nobody likes Vista and that they're still going to have people wanting XP, despite the fact that you can't find a new computer loaded with it anymore. People are willing to go out of their way to get XP versus Vista. I know everybody bitches about the new OS coming out and vows never to upgrade, especially when it's Microsoft. But the recalcitrance I'm seeing regarding Vista seems to go further than that. Anyone else care to venture forth an opinion here? Maybe when the default system is twice as powerful as what we have to day, maybe people will just say what the hell, accept Vista, and what we're seeing here today will just be a footnote. But I'm not sure. It seems like Microsoft has kinda screwed the pooch here, offering nothing compelling and new with Vista. There's no reason for people to upgrade. To use my family as an example, my mom's desktop was purchased with Win98, upgraded for free to win2k by me, and was her primary machine for about 8 years. She's now upgraded to an XP laptop and I see no need to upgrade her for another ten years. The only reason why I suggested a new laptop is because the current hardware looks nicer, the screen is brilliant, keyboard is comfy. It was only an afterthought that she needed to have Office 2003 in order to be familiar with what she encounters at work. If she was more computer-savvy, I could have just given her open office or an old copy of office 2k and she'd have been fine. Among my friends, the only upgrade "needs" would be video games. Everyone else has machines recent enough to handle storage demands for videos, the older games, etc.

      At this point, I only see Vista purchases happening with new machines through the normal attrition cycle. Microsoft will get their market penetration but they're going to have to wait for it. No business is going to scrap the machines they have right now just so everyone can get on Vista.
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    15. Re:well... by MaggieL · · Score: 1

      kinda makes all the hard work I put into the PoS Vista pre-installer go to waste

      I thought PoS was a preinstalled feature on Visa?

      Although this may be an IsA vs. HasA distinction.

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    16. Re:well... by poolmeister · · Score: 1

      I agree, no usability issues here either. As a long term user of OOo I haven't properly used MS Office for a number of years and insist of using in work (perk of the job of sysadmin/sw analyst) as each time I attempt to use MS Word nowadays I find it really cumbersome.

      ...and don't get me started on MS Word's bloody stupid way of dealing with styles!

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    17. Re:well... by pla · · Score: 4, Funny

      You mean every second Tuesday of each month? Fourth Tuesdays are OK too, but they're not critical updates.

      Know ye not any better than to question which Tuesdays work and which don't? Ballmer works in mysterious ways, after all. Why, on several occasions, updates have even appeared on non-Tuesdays! Surely He has blessed us only to reward our dilligence in praying to Redmond 4.25 times each month?

      In any case, you come very near blasphemy, Brother, in asking too many questions about Tuesdays - That sort of thinking can lead the mind in dangerous directions. Why, next you might start to question whether The G*tes (Blessed be his name, which we may not write upon anything impermanent) meant to pass the mantle of his fold on to his nephew or his brother-in-law. Such things only lead to tears and Danish mockery, my friend, so stray not onto that path!

    18. Re:well... by HuguesT · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Well, OO.o *is* kind of slow. and memory hungry. and slow. Did I mention slow?

    19. Re:well... by beckerist · · Score: 1

      By then, it might be worthwhile to just wait for Windows 7.

    20. Re:well... by MightyMartian · · Score: 0, Troll

      So that the horrors of the "ribbon" can be visited upon the UI in general? The ribbon is one of the reasons I wouldn't dream of forcing everyone into Office 2007.

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    21. Re:well... by beckerist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why do you think the ribbon is horrible? Sure it takes some getting used to, but I've found the interface much more intuitive. Try telling your grandmother how to print in Landscape all the way up to Office XP... It required at least 3 levels of menu-digging and a half-dozen clicks. Now, it's 2 clicks and she's on her way to printing out cheap-ass birthday cards!

      I had a problem moving from using only a keyboard in Windows 3.1 to using a mouse in Windows 95, I thought it was too "clunky" and "bubbly" (pre-XP.) In the 10+ years since those 4 months of annoyance, nothing has really changed!

    22. Re:well... by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm dealing with a reasonably large staff which has grown incredibly accustomed to, over the course of a decade, the Office 97/2003-style interface. Whatever the "intuitiveness" of the ribbon, the fact remains that it would be a rather large effort on their part (and mine) to move in that direction. Even I, a guy who has been using computers in one form or another since the early 1980s, and considers myself fairly adaptable to new interfaces, found the ribbon and the general displacement of all the important functions I use in Office to be very hard to overcome.

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    23. Re:well... by bladesjester · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The thing that gets me is how much less responsive new hardware is running Vista.

      My neighbor got a couple of new laptops a couple of months ago. Naturally, they run Vista. He asked me to set them up on his network, and I was amazed at how much slower they are than my laptop (which I got in 2004) that runs XP.

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    24. Re:well... by antdude · · Score: 1

      But those are emergencies only. I guess you should include to say emergency days as well.

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    25. Re:well... by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      Compared to MS Office?

      Speed was one of the factors I switched.

      Well, technically I went with SO, not OO.o, but the performance difference can't be that radical, can it?

    26. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no no...Vista is the POS...

    27. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to add...

      Yes, I actually see people pay MORE (or sacrifice 'free' upgrades) to go with XP instead of Vista, and that is before I ever get a chance to steer them away from Vista.

      Honestly, I've tried Vista for a few hours, and didn't hate it, but I'm not putting that DRMed out OS on my desk.

    28. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is right. 6 service packs for NT, 4 for 2000, 2 for XP, and none for Vista. Looks like a linear trend.

    29. Re:well... by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      I am really glad that the days of NT and SP6a are gone.
      I never liked the idea that you had to re-install the SP (and reboot the system) every time you did something that changed the system.
      Or at least, you were never sure if you had to re-install the SP.

      At least with 2000 and later you install the SP and it also fixes the features that you are not yet using.

    30. Re:well... by mlts · · Score: 1

      I like service packs because I can slipstream them into a main OS CD with not much effort. This helps assure me that from the second I stick in the OS CD for an install, the machine is relatively up to date on security issues.

      For example, with the old Windows XP CD I have from 2001 that has no service packs, the machine has to be initially installed physically disconnected from the Internet [1], the firewall turned on, then SP2 and other stuff run on it from "trusted" DVD media, or a read-only USB stick. With XP SP2, the firewall defaults to on, so there is less of a need to isolate the machine until its at a current patch level (although I do anyway until I get the basic AV/anti-malware/software firewall installed.)

      Maybe MS can compromise, do a monthly rollup of patches that is easily slipstreamable, so I can make an OS CD that would be current with fixes to a certain date.

      [1]: Technically disconnected from the LAN. Connecting anything directly that isn't hardened against attack (router, BSD box, etc.) is just asking for trouble.

    31. Re:well... by AndersOSU · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Methinks theres a pattern here:

      Win95 - compelling reason to upgrade
      Win98 - pass
      Win2000 - compelling upgrade
      WinME - hahahaha
      WinXp - compelling upgrade
      WinVista - Jury's still out, but probably pass

    32. Re:well... by TheBeardIsRed · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      you're obviously not on a mac (well, most people aren't) but it's especially painful on a mac. OO.o, neo office, the whole pack.

    33. Re:well... by Holmwood · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Anyone else care to venture forth an opinion here?

      This is /. Does that question even need to be asked?

      Maybe when the default system is twice as powerful as what we have to day, maybe people will just say what the hell, accept Vista, and what we're seeing here today will just be a footnote.
      Which will be in about 18 months, if Moore's Law holds up. (Yes, I know, technically merely the doubling of transistors).

      But I'm not sure. It seems like Microsoft has kinda screwed the pooch here, offering nothing compelling and new with Vista.

      The reality is that XP is a 'pretty good' OS. It's not a magnificent OS, but it's 'good enough'. OS X looks a lot nicer and in many respects is (along with being less vulnerable). Locked down BSD is a lot more secure than XP. And Linux is a lot cheaper. But for a large number of people, XP is 'good enough'.

      The two big markets that Windows is tough to beat in are gaming and certain legacy enterprise applications. In both cases, Vista performance is inferior to XP.

      There's no reason for people to upgrade.

      Right now, nope.
    34. Re:well... by Gerzel · · Score: 1

      >>I know everybody bitches about the new OS coming out and vows never to upgrade, especially when it's Microsoft.

      I dunno what you're talking about. I run Ubuntu and the last five major upgrades have just gotten easier and easier. Last time I didn't even have to use my keyboard other than to give admin access to the installer. I check for updates every day and generally update something at least once a week which on average takes less than five minutes during which I'm doing other cpu intensive things.

      Oh and I can look at and even verify what each and every update does to my machine and choose to only update some software and not others. And new interfaces are something I can choose to try out or not (I can even go back to entirely keyboard if I wanna).

      What's the big deal about Upgrading?

    35. Re:well... by bhtooefr · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, it was a while back that I've done this, but I ran SO 7, and I think it was OOo 1.2 on the same machine.

      SO 7 was blazing fast.

      OOo 1.2? Dog slow.

      Same machine. Same codebase.

    36. Re:well... by Adambomb · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up as its an excellent point. People do not seem to understand that just because grandma can pick it up doesnt mean there is no cost related in training employees for completely new software. So many employees need to have their hand held every step of the way when they perform a task for the first time (granted usually once is enough, but UI and function name recognition is definitely not the de jure employee response).

      Change a process even slightly and you'll get the most mind-bogglingly bewildered looks, and the change from the 97/2003 style to the ribbon is definitely not a "slight" change.

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    37. Re:well... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Funny, with me it was...

      Windows 95 - dragged kicking and screaming when I started getting software that wouldn't run on Windows 3
      NT 3.51 - a few months later, much rejoicing
      NT 4.0 - huge improvement, used it from beta 1 on
      Windows 2000 - I felt MS were in quality free-fall and 2000 would be a complete disaster. I was wrong.
      XP - Never bothered until I bought a machine with it installed. Immediately realized it wasn't bad like I expected it to be minus that aesthetic crime against nature that was Luna, eventually realized it was quite good for Windows, but switched to Ubuntu eventually
      Vista - completely indifferent, bought a new laptop with Vista installed, tried to give a fair shake, found it offered _nothing_ new and added a lot of hassles, performance was bad (of course, I installed Ubuntu about a day later, but kept Vista around on a small partition for a couple games).

      Vista should have never happened, and people in the know are rightly treating it like it never happened.

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    38. Re:well... by pla · · Score: 1

      But those are emergencies only. I guess you should include to say emergency days as well.

      I did not say one should only prostrate oneself to Ballmer on Tuesdays.

      Verily, do not the sacred scrolls read, "Ask, and it shall be given unto you; Knock, and the Windows shall be opened upon a glorious Vista; Search, and Clippy shall offer to assist you"?

      A little prayer goes a long way, Friend.

    39. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow...it's been at least 10 years since I've heard the word "glee" !!!

    40. Re:well... by antdude · · Score: 1

      Meh, I will stick with Windows XP, 2000, Linux, and Mac OS X. :)

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    41. Re:well... by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

      It sucks, because it looks different depending on your window size, and the 10% of features that you use once in awhile are impossible to find.

      Microsoft spent alot of money fixing something that was perfectly fine.

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    42. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hilarious, -cocksucker-, hilarious.

    43. Re:well... by ramsun · · Score: 1

      definitely not the de jure employee
      "De jure"? Do you really mean "by law"?

      Excreta taurii cerebra vicit.
    44. Re:well... by PitaBred · · Score: 2

      OO.o 1.2 was pretty slow. 2.0 is much, much better. Give it a try... all you'll waste is a little bit of time and bandwidth, and you may be pleasantly surprised :)

    45. Re:well... by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Just make sure you use a spell-check on the invoice before you hand it to them. It'd suck if they realized you were stupid after you "fixed" their computer.

    46. Re:well... by dave562 · · Score: 1
      People do not seem to understand that just because grandma can pick it up doesnt mean there is no cost related in training employees for completely new software.

      This is a good point. Microsoft seems so focused on hooking new users that they don't particularly care about what people have grown accustomed to. I've found a few people who actually like the Office 2007 interface, but they're all relatively new to computers. The problem, as far as I see it, is that the Microsoft UI has been the opposite of intuitive for so long that we've gotten used to it. When they make it intuitive, we all freak out because we've already wired our brain the "wrong" way.

    47. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL AWESOME! made my monday bearable

    48. Re:well... by zaax · · Score: 1

      More like WinVista: Harh,harh

    49. Re:well... by NaDrew · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Win98 - pass


      98se was such an improvement over 95, even over 95osr2, that it was definitely a "compelling upgrade". XP was not "compelling" for me until SP1.
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    50. Re:well... by captain_cthulhu · · Score: 3, Informative

      Win98 - pass Win98 was NOT a pass... at least not for gamers who saw a huge increase in performance. in fact, there was a good 8-12 months where Win98 outperformed WinXP in gaming until the XP drivers caught up. Windows2000 was not an option for gamers until long after it's release and some issues still remain. of course win2000 was/is the best, IMHO.
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    51. Re:well... by Adambomb · · Score: 1

      du jour =(

      whipping off responses at work always bites me in the end. I hope you feel better now though!

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    52. Re:well... by Adambomb · · Score: 1

      That is an excellent point about microsoft changing to try to BE intuitive being the big difference. Its more that intuitive or not is irrelevant in most workplaces, its change that needs to be trained for and will be trained for regardless of ease-of-use even if its only someone covering their ass. Can't have a "Why is utility X borking everything from utility A to utility W?" meeting without being able to say "Improper use, which is contrary to how users were trained".

      At least I wouldnt want to be the one dealing with the liability.

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    53. Re:well... by twistedcubic · · Score: 1

      For me

      Win95: looked cool, but crashed a lot, never really used it

      Win 98: purchased this with my first PC, thinking I would find Cygwin usable. Not. Installed Mandrake instead, which was a breath of fresh air

      Win ME: realized that Win98 was, by far, the best OS Microsoft every published

      Win 2000: never used

      Win XP: Came with a Toshiba laptop I bought. Didn't crash as randomly as Win 98. Impressed that MS finally "got it"

      Win Vista: Configured a Dell for the folks at home. Very, very impressed with the new security features that make it difficult to install trojans. Also loved that this dual core Athlon system did suspend to ram flawlessly, like my Mandrake computer back in 2000 (!) with APM, but unlike any computer I've owned since Linux 2.6 ACPI.

    54. Re:well... by AlanCramer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Tried this in my office once....all I got was a chair thrown at me.

    55. Re:well... by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      2K is similar to XP but it is less bloated (apparently XP can be trimmed down to be less bloated than 2K but it certainly is more bloated when comparing default configurations) and doesn't have product activation. It was also apparently much more stable than early versions of XP (though nowadays they are pretty comparable. IMO it is one of the best windows releases ever.

      OTOH the improvements to network secuity in XP and particularlly XP SP2 were valuable. Running 2K or earlier on the open internet nowadays makes a third party firewall pretty much mandatory.

      vista brings more bloat and more drm. The value of it's security improvements are somewhat debatable, given that i have heared of viruses spreading using encrypted zipfiles, I believe that newbies are quite capable of following long but detailed instructions to get at stuff they think is important.

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    56. Re:well... by empaler · · Score: 1

      http://www.nliteos.com/ is your friend for slipstreaming - they also have links to patch rollups (of course, you'll have to take their word that they don't shaft you on that)

    57. Re:well... by rapidweather · · Score: 1
      ...offering nothing compelling and new with Vista.


      There's one thing "new":



      The new "widescreen" monitors, aside from a marketing ploy, i.e. 19" monitor, (but it is a "widescreen", with less screen than a real 19") came along to go with the "dock apps" that Vista has. Some place to put them. Clocks, etc. as "dock apps" are not new. I remastered Damn Small Linux (once upon a time) to include a bunch of them, by default, with neat menu items to control them.
      When I try running my knoppix remaster (See screenshots, below) on a widescreen monitor, my mouse cursor is "enlongated" (stretched longways). Some web pages have similar problems, not real serious, but a flaw that gets noticed. Thankfully the text remains OK. I have several mouse cursor themes built in, easy to switch between them, all are stretched longways when using a widescreen monitor.
      So, to me, the new "widescreen" monitor is the new "winmodem" to me. Something that Vista computers come with, that causes problems for linux. Just happens to be a way of saying "this is a 19" monitor", when it isn't, not as much screen real estate. Same as with the winmodem. Not a real hardware modem.
      Anyone else have any problems along this line when running Knoppix, Kanotix, etc?

      Rapidweather
         

    58. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no no...Vista is the POS...


      Funniest comment I read all day.
    59. Re:well... by Hucko · · Score: 1

      Hear, hear! I hate using my uni's machines because I have to deal with MS Office (don't remember the version). I find it very cumbersome. The only usability problems with OO.o I have noticed are small scale things such as where tools are placed or the lack of templates. On the template issues, I have easier to make my own templates in OO.o than in Office. Yes, they lack the polish of the professional templates, but then I'm not an artist or designer.

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    60. Re:well... by Hyperspite · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, don't we always bash M$ for never doing the cool new thing or merely mimicking other people's cool new thing? Granted, they could have made the ribbon interface optional (kind of like the XP task bar style) in order to cater to people who don't want to retrain. In any case, the past should not leave us with a stranglehold on the future. Kudos to Microsoft for having the balls to move HCI forward.

    61. Re:well... by cecil_turtle · · Score: 1

      My grandmothers are dead, you insensitive clod!

    62. Re:well... by batkiwi · · Score: 1

      With vista it's all down to your graphics card. If you have a shared memory graphics card (which many laptops do) or a sub-DX10 chip on it it WILL run slower.

      If you have a DX10 chipped graphics card (specifically nvidia) with its own super-fast memory Vista with Aero is quite snappy, faster IMO than XP when you have a bunch of stuff going on.

    63. Re:well... by Barny · · Score: 1

      Yeah, pre-installing it on all our new computers (vista or xp) because, frankly, MS Office 2007 pre-install is not something I am willing to inflict on customers.

      Besides, when our "basic" model pc is now a 4800+ X2 amd with a gig of ram, how slow is slow :)

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    64. Re:well... by LilGuy · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I too was brought into the windows world kicking and screaming. I loved my DOS (would've loved linux/unix a million times more had I known about it back then). Windows 95 required us to upgrade our computer. I loved the new games I could play, but I hated the interface. I still used the command prompt for just about everything. Then 98SE came with a new computer we bought years later and I didn't look back at 95. It was so much more stable. Then a friend gave me 2k to try out and for the first time I owned a computer with an uptime of over a year. When XP came out I was excited to see what innovations it would bring, but was disappointed to find that it looked like someone robbed a candy store and it crashed incessantly. Until SP1, then it was fine, but no better than 2k.

      Vista. Meh. I haven't played with it much, but from what I've seen the only major changes are the little things like the name of the control panel and the contents of it. In my field of work, that is not only no reason to upgrade, that is a reason to stay as far away from it as possible until it is absolutely necessary to upgrade. Dealing with farmers who "don't really know much about this here machine" is hard enough already... after 20 repeated calls you can usually get them to remember small things like clicking the start button or how to open the control panel. I do not want to have to re-train that.

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    65. Re:well... by fishbowl · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It is perceived as slow to load, but MS Office amortizes some of its load time into Windows' startup.

      Like any Java program, lots of components are lazy-initialized, and with most JRE's these are also slow.

      But once you're operating, it's not slow.

      What are you comparing? Computationally intensive resolution of spreadsheets? OO Spreadsheet isn't bad. When does a measure of "speed" enter into a Word Processor program, aside from the perception of font rendering, reflow formatting, preparation for printing, and that sort of thing? OO Writer is pretty good on these points as well.

      My gripes about OO are also gripes about Excel. Reporting scientific research and don't like the scatter plots? Need to constrain error bars? These programs can be quite lacking, but it's not as though Excel surpasses OO in many areas. When I need something that Writer won't do, I'd be doing it in LaTeX anyway. I wouldn't bother with a spreadsheet for anything but the most simple calculation, since I use Matlab day in and day out.

      Maybe I'm not qualified to speak on the virtues of spreadsheets, since I'm a scientist and those things are made for financial analysts who have entirely different use cases. Even so, I have yet to see a spreadsheet sans macro programming, that could not have been done on the 2.1 version of Lotus 1-2-3. If "speed" was really the concern, I am quite confident that 1-2-3 running in dosemu on a current machine will beat anything out there. Probably has a Y2K showstopper or something.

      I just don't see the argument that it's "slow". And yes, I do run NeoOffice on a Macbook Pro. Takes a while to startup. So does MS Office, but it takes advantage of tight integration and hides it from you.

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    66. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't manually check for updates every day, do you? It automatically checks so you don't have to do that, either.

    67. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      telling your grandmother how to print in Landscape all the way up to Office XP... It required at least 3 levels of menu-digging and a half-dozen clicks.

      File > Print

      Click 'properties'.

      Click 'landscape'

      Click okay

      Click okay

      What's hard about that??

      (Oh, and it's one menu, 5 clicks.)

    68. Re:well... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Only silly young prats believe user interfaces are about "cool" or the "new thing". As far as I'm concerned, one of Microsoft's very great victories, and one of the reasons it has been so successful, is that it has had a largely consistent (if somewhat limited) user interface, particularly as far as standardized menus and icons goes. Unfortunately, somewhere along the line the marketers (who are breed truly to be reviled) decided that things needed to be hip and sexy. A few years ago it was skins (oooh, gotta get the latest skin), and now it's ribbons. I don't find ribbons intuitive, I find them interfering screen candy.

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    69. Re:well... by HardCorePawn · · Score: 1

      Given that DX10, as far as I can tell, does not even exist in the wild... how is having a DX10 GPU going to help?

      I think its more likely due to fact that cards with DX10 capable GPU's happen to have 'super-fast' memory and higher clock speeds than old cards, rather than a direct result of the card being DX10 capable.

      Which indicates that Vista + Aero is really just a big resource sinkhole... hmmm maybe I should submit a story to slashdot entitled "Shit everyone already knows"

    70. Re:well... by stonedcat · · Score: 0

      Also don't forget that if you have a DX10 nvidia card then you're royally screwed because it's already outdated to DX10.1.

      Frell Microsoft, long live OpenGL!

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    71. Re:well... by Johnno74 · · Score: 1

      Yeah I got a new laptop at the start of the year, with vista preinstalled (dell latitude d820). I was less than impressed with the speed, but on friday I installed a freshly released gfx driver, and the two "performance and reliability" patches released that week by MS and its made a huge difference.

      I've heard SP1 also helps a LOT. hopefully there is a public beta soon.

    72. Re:well... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      I was just mentioning that as a data point.

      My current systems have at least one copy of OOo 2.2, and one has two (Linux/x86 and Win32, in addition to Office 2003.)

    73. Re:well... by Gerzel · · Score: 1

      >>We tried it once with the Ubuntu god but it just felt blasphemous and unclean.

      That's because Ubuntu doesn't do anything with regular kneeling prayers like that. I find that sacrificing a rooster every quarter. Take the main sever or sys admin's computer (what ever the most powerful machine running Ubuntu) out to the parking lot, or put it near a window where it can see the sacrifice. Don't do it indoors. Oh and barbecuing the bird afterwards is bad form.

    74. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quit signing your posts!

      Rapidweather

    75. Re:well... by nightcats · · Score: 1

      Agreed: OO2 is fine either on a Mac with X11 or Linux (I'm a MEPIS fan myself). But now you can get Star with your Google Pack: whether that makes a difference is a mystery to me.

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    76. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Win95 wasn't really all that special if you had the Norton desktop and win32s. Just saying...

    77. Re:well... by jo42 · · Score: 1

      Horse Poop! Even with a honking fast ($$$) video card, Vista drags it's arse slower than XP on the same hardware. Try bringing up Event Viewer. Vista needs far more work. And yes, I use Vista everyday so I'm not blowing BS.

    78. Re:well... by Hyperspite · · Score: 1

      I have to admit I haven't used the ribbon. However, it does sound good in theory xD. In any case, what it's trying to do is present an interface associated with different elements on the page. So long as the items associated with an element are stable, there shouldn't be too much of a problem i think.

    79. Re:well... by vuffi_raa · · Score: 1

      I am one- I searched like mad to find my recent laptop- got a lenovo with xp pro install and support

    80. Re:well... by gad_zuki! · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm dealing with a reasonably large staff which has grown incredibly accustomed to, over the course of a decade, the MS DOS 6.0 interface. Whatever the "intuitiveness" of the GUI, the fact remains that it would be a rather large effort on their part (and mine) to move in that direction. Even I, a guy who has been using computers in one form or another since the early 1970s, and considers myself fairly adaptable to new interfaces, found the GUI and the general displacement of all the important functions and macros I use in Wordperfect 5.0 to be very hard to overcome.

    81. Re:well... by deniable · · Score: 1

      There were 5 for NT 3.51

    82. Re:well... by Imsdal · · Score: 1
      Only silly young prats believe user interfaces are about "cool" or the "new thing".

      I think it's unfair to refer to Apple fanboys as "silly young prats". No, wait a minute, on second thought I think it's quite fitting.

    83. Re:well... by Richard_J_N · · Score: 1

      Was it really? 3 years of W98 is the main reason I switched to Linux in 2001 (and have never used Windows on my own machine since).
      We do still have an old laptop running W95, and, while it doesn't get asked to do much, it does get used every day(*) - and I've never seen it crash.

      (*)It's in the kitchen, and is used to telnet to a port on a machine in my father's office. That machine then announces that "lunch|dinner is ready". [Anyone interested in writing such a program can build it from bash,festival,xinetd in about an hour.]

    84. Re:well... by HeroreV · · Score: 0, Troll

      Try choosing a color sometime. OpenOffice is the only application I've seen in a long time that requires users to add a color to a color list through a completely separate color list editing dialog and then choose that color from the color selection dialog. In a program that isn't so shitty, you'd be able to choose any possible arbitrary color right through the color selection dialog. Choosing a color is much easier even in old crusty shit like Microsoft Paint.

    85. Re:well... by fishbowl · · Score: 1


      "Try choosing a color sometime. OpenOffice is the only application I've seen in a long time that requires users to add a color to a color list through a completely separate color list editing dialog and then choose that color from the color selection dialog."

      Good one! NeoOffice doesn't take advantage of OSX's excellent system-wide color picker. It should. (I realize it's a Java program, and I don't care.) Usability issue for those who want an arbitrary palette in Presentation or whatever.

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    86. Re:well... by ih8bills · · Score: 1

      Even the Olympics won't use Vista-- XP for 2008

    87. Re:well... by beckerist · · Score: 1

      While I understand it may be frustrating, it is also your job (assuming you're IT) to train and upgrade products... Would you give someone in your company a "new" P3 500 MHz computer? Why is Office 2000 different? Sure the newfangled software might be different but who's to say they won't like it, or at least be current with the times? All I'm saying is that I've found the new interface to be intuitive and much faster. Yes, it's different, yes, it will require training, but what are we paying our IT staff for?

      Then again, I'm also the type of guy that as a 5 year old pushed the button under the bank managers desk...

    88. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try telling your grandmother how to print in Landscape with a ribbon: Umm, you see the thing with the stuff on it? No, not the box with the lines, the lines with the box. (Describing what nearly identical-looking icons look like is hard, compared to "File, Print")

    89. Re:well... by ozphx · · Score: 1

      Yeah I found its hard to get used to at first. I was much slower using Word, until I got used to where everything had moved to, and now I guess I'm about the same speed. Its kinda hard to say i'm "faster", although the live preview of formatting can speed things up (but thats not a feature which would have to be exclusive to the ribbon).

      In Excel though, which I barely use, its much much quicker to find things when I want to get something done.

      Its definitely better, and definitely a more shallow learning curve imho.

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    90. Re:well... by Jeruvy · · Score: 1

      "If" the #$%^@&* installer would 'actually' install everything. How many times have you tried to do something with MS Office only to be told "that has not been installed now, would you like to install it now?" No, I already installed you blasted crapware, why do I have to install now? Oh, and maybe you told it to copy all the files to the hard disk so that when this happens you can quickly install said applet? No, you still need to go find you disk. Blech! Terrible design, and OO 2.0 is superior in every dimension.

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    91. Re:well... by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      It is perceived as slow to load, but MS Office amortizes some of its load time into Windows' startup. No it doesn't. It loads when you click the icon (or double click, whatever).

      Same as OpenOffice.org. Difference is MSO doesn't need to spin up the JRE.

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  2. Well, obviously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because it's not XP without patches!

  3. So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why is this labeled a service patch?

    1. Re:So.... by setirw · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Better question: Why is this labeled a front-page story? How is this sufficiently newsworthy to warrant a front-page posting!?

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    2. Re:So.... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 0, Troll

      Well, Microsoft's doing it, so therefore everyone here has to act all superior and make fun of it. And you need some way of seeing the useless phrase "convicted monopolist" about 40 times a day on Slashdot, so this is a good way of making some of those crop up.

    3. Re:So.... by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because we can have a Vista-bashfest? No, really.... I'm serious....

    4. Re:So.... by improfane · · Score: 5, Insightful

      a large portion of the world uses XP and it is likely a lot of people on Slashdot have to administrate it.

      Why would it not be on the frontpage?

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    5. Re:So.... by HairyCanary · · Score: 1

      It's hardly specific to Microsoft. It's the same reason we get so many Apple stories, as well. People like controversy, and they like to bash whatever they don't like. Welcome to Slashdot.

    6. Re:So.... by rbanffy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's front page material because it allows us to have fun bashing Microsoft. ;-)

      This is Slashdot, after all.

    7. Re:So.... by setirw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why would it not be on the frontpage?

      Because this is the equivalent of Microsoft's changing one obscure icon in shell32.dll and then releasing it as a fullblown patch? I have no problem with noting major XP/Vista patches on the front page, but this is simply too trivial to be frontpage worthy news.

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    8. Re:So.... by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Service Pack, please. Patch makes it sound like it's some kind of thing you're entitled to because the system is buggy, while pack sounds more like you get something extra. For free!

      And it's due. I mean, how old is SP2? Two years? Three? Who'd take MS serious if they didn't release a service pack every few years?

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    9. Re:So.... by Himring · · Score: 2, Informative

      I hate to be persnickety, but it's actually called a "Service Pack" not "Patch." The actual developer's name for it is CSD or, "Corrective Service Diskette" which can be seen in the registry if you look. I believe the term comes from the days of OS/2 and shows yet another example of IBM's legacy in Windows....

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    10. Re:So.... by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Why is this labeled a service patch?

      This is a minor patch for Service Pack 2 to make it accept more key ranges that their validation servers probably do by now. I'm not really sure what's suspicious, notable, or strange about this article.

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    11. Re:So.... by Silver+Sloth · · Score: 5, Insightful
      The story here is not that the patch contains no fixes but that Microsoft are having to release a 'patch' because sales of Vista are not driving down sales of XP as much as was expected. From TFA

      Last month, the company's chief financial officer said that he tweaked the fiscal year 2008 forecast to account for XP's longevity. Rather than count on an 85/15 split in sales between Vista and XP, said Chris Liddell, Microsoft now expects a 78/22 split, an increase of nearly 50% in anticipated XP sales. Whether we like it or not Microsoft is the dominant player in the personal computer market and what they do and why they do it is important to us techies.
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    12. Re:So.... by Goaway · · Score: 1

      Service Pack, please. Why would you call it something it is not?
    13. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you need some way of seeing the useless phrase "convicted monopolist"

      Is the widespread recognition of your dirty business practices starting to annoy you
      Steve? Then maybe you should clean up your act. And don't squirt me, for the love of
      God keep it in your pocket.

    14. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's not. It's a pack of service patches, hence it's a "service pack". Anyone who actually understands Windows maintenance knows that already.

      Being unnecessarily pedantic is annoying, but trying to invent things to be pedantic about is just inexcusable.

    15. Re:So.... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I'm just trying to catch up on marketingspeech. Ya know, one day I want to get out of development and earn money. You can either be productive or earn lots of money, that's what I realized.

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    16. Re:So.... by Cap'nPedro · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In case you haven't noticed, after installing a copy of XP SP2, there are still quite a lot of patches to be downloaded. Only service packs are slipstreamed onto the retail media, not regular patches.

      New CD keys need to be added, and they need to be available when installing. Therefore, the keys must be delivered in a service pack, as they need to be included on the CD.

    17. Re:So.... by dosius · · Score: 2, Informative

      IBM's version of DOS 5.00a was called a CSD, so it dates at least that long (1992)...

      -uso.

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    18. Re:So.... by Amouth · · Score: 1

      +2 honest

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    19. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      SO this is the reason they rushed out Vista in the first place... not enough keys left for XP.

    20. Re:So.... by Kjella · · Score: 1

      The story here is not that the patch contains no fixes but that Microsoft are having to release a 'patch' because sales of Vista are not driving down sales of XP as much as was expected.

      It's probably 95% that it took them this long to get Vista out the door, and 5% the projected slowdown. I think everyone, including Microsoft themselves expected a new version so 2004ish, a year or two after Win2003 for servers.

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    21. Re:So.... by SpazMoose · · Score: 1

      Therefore, the keys must be delivered in a service pack, as they need to be included on the CD.

      Umm...the keys themselves are not delivered in the service packs, nor on the CDs themselves. The new method for verification of updated keys is probably what would be included.

    22. Re:So.... by geobeck · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why would it not be on the frontpage?

      Because it's along the lines of "Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead. Doctors report his condition as 'unchanged'."

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    23. Re:So.... by Firehed · · Score: 1

      About freakin' time. You have no idea how long I've been praying for an update to the long-since antiquated DVD-RAM icon. 32x32px just doesn't cut it anymore! I'd really like a 256px update, though I'll settle for 192px if need be.

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    24. Re:So.... by Bastardchyld · · Score: 1

      OK so while I think it is incredibly fun to have to explain very basic things to people who are supposed to be fairly smart, it does get old... Thanks slashdot.

      summary article

      According to the article, which you so obviously did not read... "The new build, dubbed SP2c, includes no fixes or feature changes, but was created simply to address the shrinking pool of product keys." Therefore this is not a service pack, but is simply a patch, however they probably wanted a more obvious way of tracking it, so they are labeling it SP2c.

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    25. Re:So.... by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      In case you haven't noticed, after installing a copy of XP SP2, there are still quite a lot of patches to be downloaded

      About 100, in fact. I think it is ridiculous. They should merge them together into some new package every 6 months or so.

    26. Re:So.... by boesOne · · Score: 1

      I just did a search with regedit for "Corrective Service Diskette" No results. Please elaborate.

    27. Re:So.... by boesOne · · Score: 1

      Never mind. It is actually "CSDVersion" with value "Service Pack 2".

    28. Re:So.... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Like anyone here needs a real excuse....

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    29. Re:So.... by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      They should merge them together into some new package every 6 months or so. Yeah, right, like that would ever work.
    30. Re:So.... by casca69 · · Score: 1

      Why is a stud horse called Stud Service?
      Do I really need to define the 7 letter replacement for a popular four letter word? 8-)

    31. Re:So.... by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      Maybe Vista has been such a flop that they're actually selling more copies of XP than they ever thought possible. Now they're running out of valid product keys and have to change the algorithm to give them some more headway.

    32. Re:So.... by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      Why not? They have the software infrastructure in place to download only those updates that your system requires.
      So when all critical updates released in half a year would be merged into one big package, those that install the OS after that update is released will download and install the single big package, and those that already downloaded the 25 separate updates will download nothing.
      This already happens today with service packs and with "updates that replace an earlier update". No problem.
      The only thing missing is the merge of all those separate updates into a single package. And it has been done in the past, and called "rollup". Do don't know why you doubt that it would work.

    33. Re:So.... by Reziac · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, you're saying it comes from the Department of Corrections? ;)

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    34. Re:So.... by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Sorry, guess I forgot the tags.

      This message posted from a PC running Ubuntu.

    35. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who modded this funny? PP was serious!

    36. Re:So.... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      SO this is the reason they rushed out Vista in the first place...
      5 years is rushing?
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  4. funny, the first thing I thought when reading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    the title was,

    "... If they stop patching/supporting XP, they might get more Vista sales, from those who /must/ have Windows and /must/ have a supported OS."

  5. Why bother? by AskChopper · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Surely everyone is buying Vista now so they won't need any more keys, right?

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  6. More incredible by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

    I find it more interesting that when they were planning XP they knew how many keys they would need before they released it.
    If things had gone according to plan, this would not be required and we would not have heard about it.

    I am dubious that this is the real reason.

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    1. Re:More incredible by mwvdlee · · Score: 2, Funny

      What I find incredibly is that they reached such a limit at all. Every single f****n programmer knows by now that if you plan for a certain maximum limit, you multiply that number by a factor of 10,000, then raise it to the fourth power and add a few billion just to be sure.

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    2. Re:More incredible by SCHecklerX · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's a good thing airplanes aren't designed that way. Solid steel and cement probably doesn't fly so good.

    3. Re:More incredible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's a good thing that airplanes aren't completely built in software, then.

    4. Re:More incredible by sqrt(2) · · Score: 1

      The asteroids arcade machine comes to mind...

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    5. Re:More incredible by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Yet the software systems in those big jumbo airplanes are often implemented thrice.

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    6. Re:More incredible by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Someone said that 640k should be enough for anyone.

    7. Re:More incredible by Calinous · · Score: 1

      Yes, but Vista is about two years late as of now. Windows XP was quite good at replacing Win98 and Me from sales, but Vista is not so good. Add the years Vista is late, and you end up with about twice as many keys needed than (supposedly) estimated.
            Still, they should have had 10 times the needed keys

    8. Re:More incredible by mikkelm · · Score: 1

      Who?

    9. Re:More incredible by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Funny

      Every single f****n programmer knows by now that if you plan for a certain maximum limit, you multiply that number by a factor of 10,000, then raise it to the fourth power and add a few billion just to be sure.

            Which explains why a mouse driver needs to be 500MB.

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    10. Re:More incredible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real reason? They are anticipating the massive number of XP sales they will make due to the announcement of mandatory Vista migration by the end of the year -- not to mention the further XP sales they will make when they push this date to next year and then the year after. Vista is actually a brilliant marketing campaign to encourage XP hoarding.

    11. Re:More incredible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    12. Re:More incredible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey! That's a damn fine work-for-sure, encrypted, don't-copy-that-floppy mouse there.

    13. Re:More incredible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe now when you're faced with a system running a legitimate OEM copy of XP and you have to replace a knackered hard disk, the keygen will work so you can put the system back together without having to jump though hoops with MS- ie: finding a call center droid that will help rather than insisting you have to buy another copy.

    14. Re:More incredible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I find incredibly is that they reached such a limit at all. Every single f****n programmer knows by now that if you plan for a certain maximum limit, you multiply that number by a factor of 10,000, then raise it to the fourth power and add a few billion just to be sure. 64K should be enough for anyone.
    15. Re:More incredible by broggyr · · Score: 1

      Must be a Microsoft mouse...

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    16. Re:More incredible by nateb · · Score: 2, Funny
      > Every single f****n programmer knows by now that if you plan for a certain maximum limit, you multiply that number by a factor of 10,000, then raise it to the fourth power and add a few billion just to be sure.

      >> Which explains why a mouse driver needs to be 500MB.

      So.... sqrt(sqrt(500,000,000 - 3,000,000,000)) / 10,000 = one imaginary mouse driver.

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    17. Re:More incredible by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Or Logitech SetPoint, whichever.

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  7. NT4 called... by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... and they're kinda nervous about their service release record being broken...

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      Yeah well the jerk store called and they are running out of you! /seinfeld/

      I slept with your wife!!!

    2. Re:NT4 called... by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      What's that smell? I think it's the smell of the p#$$y of a coward!

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  8. you can patch in new keys? by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So if hackers figure out how to patch in some new "valid" keys with this mechanism, does that mean that no one will need to hack out a key anymore?

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    1. Re:you can patch in new keys? by Calinous · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Depends. If the new keys are Volume License (which don't call the Microsoft servers), the hackers could add whatever keys they choose. If the new keys are for normal Windows XP Professional (to be activated using Microsoft sites), the validation is done on the remote site, so it won't work

    2. Re:you can patch in new keys? by sqrt(2) · · Score: 5, Funny

      The coolest MS activation hack I've seen is for vista. They emulate an OEM bios (usually asus) and install a key that allows the OS not to have to be activated via the internet (lest consumers have to deal with that after buying their new Vista machine). Works flawlessly, well from what I've heard it does. How would I know?

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    3. Re:you can patch in new keys? by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      The key validation runs on Microsoft's servers. This is probably to make the client side OS accept more key ranges. So patching in "more" keys would be hard to do since those wouldn't be accepted by the WGA anyway. Then it's much easier to crack the OS to not care for valid keys on the client side.

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    4. Re:you can patch in new keys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sure does.

    5. Re:you can patch in new keys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ..and what works even better than that is hacking the ACPI strings into your real BIOS instead of emulating one. That way you don't have to screw with bootloaders and it just works out of the box..

      Google gkend

    6. Re:you can patch in new keys? by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      The coolest MS activation hack I've seen is for vista. They emulate an OEM bios (usually asus) and install a key that allows the OS not to have to be activated via the internet (lest consumers have to deal with that after buying their new Vista machine). Works flawlessly, well from what I've heard it does. How would I know? So, where did you hypothetically find this crack? *whistles innocently*
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    7. Re:you can patch in new keys? by TechwoIf · · Score: 1

      I would love to have this for windows media center edition. This will allow me to finally run mce under vmware on my dual boot laptop off the hard drive. I have yet to find a corp edition of MCE. I have the legal license key, it just won't work under vmware and I legal right to do so. Really pisses me off about this whole "activation" issue.

    8. Re:you can patch in new keys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have yet to find a corp edition of MCE.
      Gee, I wonder why Microsoft wouldn't offer a corporate (volume license) edition of Media Center.
    9. Re:you can patch in new keys? by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Gee, I wonder why Microsoft wouldn't offer a corporate (volume license) edition of Media Center.

      Right. Because corporations don't use Media.

      They aren't in the market for computers that can play video. Or be controlled with a remote control at presentations, because they only present spreadsheets and pie charts. No stock broker monitors the news channels. Hell, even the companies that MAKE music videos, commercials, movies, television shows, etc...they just use computers to work on spreadsheets and pie charts 24x7 ... well 24x7 minus the time they are Blue-Screened waiting for IT to show up.

      Unless of course they're on a Mac.

    10. Re:you can patch in new keys? by L0rdJedi · · Score: 1

      No asshat, they use XP Pro, which is a superset of MCE. Why get MCE when XP Pro has everything built-in, plus it'll join a domain, which I don't think MCE will.

    11. Re:you can patch in new keys? by SlashSnot · · Score: 1

      Umm, except XP pro doesnt have Media Center Mr hat man. If you upgrade from mce 2004->2005 (or maybe it was '03) you maintain the "Pro" and can join a domain.

  9. Re:the beginning of the end by CaptainPatent · · Score: 4, Insightful

    XP continues to be in demand Oh yeah, they'll be brought under very quick with all those sales they're making. Vista doesn't need to be quick to the gate for Microsoft to do well. What would hurt them is if the demand for XP dropped too.
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  10. missing a few by Phil246 · · Score: 4, Funny

    What happened to A and B?
    Did they elope together and disappear into the mountains - and now C is their lovechild?

    1. Re:missing a few by evilbessie · · Score: 1

      Clearly they were all in thermal equilibrium and therefore A==B==C.

    2. Re:missing a few by Gnavpot · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What happened to A and B?
      Did they elope together and disappear into the mountains - and now C is their lovechild?

      Clearly, MS are very fond of the letter C.

      DirectX 9.0c came out years ago. Since then, DirectX has been updated almost every month - and it is still named 9.0c (except on Vista).

      So when people are comparing DirectX versions to identify a game problem, they are not using version numbers. They are asking "Did you install the April 2007 patch for DirectX?"
  11. Re:the beginning of the end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really subtle advertising there, champ.

  12. Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was hoping they would release another service pack to roll up the 70 or so patches that have come out since SP2"a" -- oops -- wait -- guess that didn't happen yet either!

  13. Uninstall by sjaguar · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder how hard it will be to uninstall when it does not work.

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    1. Re:Uninstall by revengebomber · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, it shouldn't be too hard with the standard Windows Uninstaller...

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  14. Oblig Holy Grail quote by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 3, Funny

    FTA: Other signs of the not-dead-yet OS's...

    I'm not dead yet.

    Aw, you'll be stone dead in a moment.

    No, really, I'm feeling much better.

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    1. Re:Oblig Holy Grail quote by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 3, Funny

      "I think I'll go for walk.....I feel happy, I feel happy..."

    2. Re:Oblig Holy Grail quote by Renaissance+2K · · Score: 1

      SP2c turned me into a newt. ...I got better.

    3. Re:Oblig Holy Grail quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "No, really, I'm feeling much better."
      You might be quoting the wrong movie there. Try "I feel much better now, I really do."
  15. Re:I'm so glad ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm glad I stayed with Windows 98 Second Edition so I don't have to deal with all these endless updates and patches.

  16. Reminds me of the windows 98 nerf "patch" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Patch released to windows 98 a long time ago introduced many of the "problems" and "instablity" in windows 98 such as freezing when you delete files and random blue screens. If you back to older dll versions of some files these problems magically disappear.

    I wonder if this is the XP nerf patch.

  17. This clearly shows... by tgatliff · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That the balance of features versus benefits in Vista are not correct. Meaning, in Vista they were too interested in providing features that consumers did not care about, such as drm and copyright protection, and not enough benefits above XP. Not only that, but the XP version is even cheaper...

    I suspect this is a shorterm problem only. Meaning I checked the Dell website and they are not providing XP as an option on all laptops, so I suspect M$ is simply providing this option to their larger customers until wider adoption occurs. Over time, it would be my guess they will slowly "fade" out XP and the forced Vista adoption will be complete. Longterm this will be seen as a major mistake made by them, in my opinion....

    1. Re:This clearly shows... by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Over time, it would be my guess they will slowly "fade" out XP and the forced Vista adoption will be complete.

      Why would you need to guess about something which is already publicly known and their obvious policy?

      XP will eventually become unsupported, they won't have any new patches for it, and they'll expect everyone to upgrade to Vista. Oddly enough, Windows 3.x, 95, 98, and ME have all gone through this.

      Believe it or not, every software company does the exact same thing. Just than when Microsoft does it, it's on a massive scale, and it gets rammed down the throats of everyone no matter what they think.
      Longterm this will be seen as a major mistake made by them, in my opinion....
      Long term, none of our opinions seem to alter what Microsoft does. It just happens.

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    2. Re:This clearly shows... by jridley · · Score: 1

      Just before they finally started shipping Vista, I built a full slipstreamed copy of Windows 2000. It's still all I need, and I can install it without activation. It seems like almost all MS has done since Windows 2000 is add useless crap and generate a lot of hype to sell unnecessary upgrades. There have been a FEW things; finally including a firewall (just about in time to meet the curve where most people buy a hardware firewall anyway) and Remote Desktop Server are about all they've done in the last 7 years that I care about. not that I use their firewall, but I'm glad most people have it.

    3. Re:This clearly shows... by paganizer · · Score: 1

      Win2k AS had terminal server, and ms-netmeeting has remote desktop sharing.
      Anyone not capable of installing zonealarm or tiny personal firewall is going to get hacked, it's just a matter of time, integrated firewall or not.
      The only actual "Upgrades" since win2k are slightly better support for virtual multicore cpu's and the 64-bit cpu support which they designed on win2k, but didn't release for it, making sure that the One True OS would eventually die. Everything else is essentially a "Plus Pack" for win2k, or things that should have been released in Service Pack 5.

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    4. Re:This clearly shows... by mediocubano · · Score: 1

      in Vista they were too interested in providing features that consumers did not care about, such as drm and copyright protection, and not enough benefits above XP.

      Why stop at XP? I run Win2000 at home, and when I sit down at an XP machine (work laptop runs XP) I have a hard time telling what new and improved features are.

    5. Re:This clearly shows... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well this is going to be one really slow "fade" since XP will be getting security patches until 2014!

      XP isn't going anywhere. At least not for the next 7 years.

  18. Re:I'm so glad ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there is no constant update because they don't fix their security holes, they just hide it for no one to know...

  19. woops by improfane · · Score: 1

    After exhausting those serial numbers they should try using the remaining permutations!

    Free Windows for everyone!

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  20. Funny. I can understand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... how the XP product keys got exhausted. I was initially running off Win2K and after I built my new PC (Core 2, 4Gb RAM, SATA RAID etc.) I bought Vista at the local CompUSA which had sweet store closure deals. I was horrified at how bad Vista was when I installed and used it on my new PC - Damn those slow file copy operations, slow networking and periodic hangs - it never felt like a new machine any time.

    I gave up and bought WinXP Pro and it literally flies on this machine. I don't care who's fault it is - half baked drivers, incompatible software etc. I want a OS which works and Vista is not it.

    1. Re:Funny. I can understand... by Calinous · · Score: 2, Informative

      Microsoft got the number of supported devices in Vista up for some 700 000 at launch, to more than two millions now (close to three millions). However, for some drivers, you must go to the producer.
            As of now, we use a Canon laser jet printer in the office (not supported by Vista, got driver from Canon), and an OfficeJet multifunctional (not supported by HP under Vista, supported by Microsoft). The XP drivers allowed faster scanning - much faster scanning in fact. Printing speed is about the same, and we don't send faxes from the server (we use the printer's controls).
            So, someone is at fault with your system, and most probably the drivers are flaky. Vista is not (right now) what your computer needs.

    2. Re:Funny. I can understand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have tested it with standard, quality, out-of-box supported hardware (Mac Mini for instance) with the same results. No third party driver installed - everything comes from MSFT, signed. So I don't buy that it's my PC/Mac that's at fault. If the drivers are flaky - that was my point - MSFT screwed up (being their drivers, coming from their site with their signature.)

  21. Re:I'm so glad ... by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

    Just FYI, Apple still releases security patches for OS 10.3 which is about 4 years old now, so you aren't "required" to buy the new updates by any means. Also, unlike Windows, the "service packs" as you derisively call them do offer new functionality.....

  22. Slow day? by JustASlashDotGuy · · Score: 3, Informative

    I just love it when the subject line of a article is a question answered by the summary just below it.

    MS is running out of keys, so they are releasing an updated build. mmmmm ok. so?

    It's just a different build number, what's the big deal. The same thing happened back in the Windows 95 when they had SR 2, 2.1, and 2.5. The changes between those build were minor as well.

    1. Re:Slow day? by harmlessjesten · · Score: 1

      It should actually read: "MS is running out of keys, so they are releasing an updated build. _Discuss_..."

  23. "oops?" by buddyglass · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Way to spin it, Slashdot. Making the "mistake" of underestimating how well a product is going to sell: not a bad mistake to make.

    1. Re:"oops?" by darkmeridian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Key generators for all versions of Windows XP became prevalent soon after the product was released. There were complaints of genuine purchasers being flagged as pirates because the code in their boxed version of XP had been used by a key-genner.

      How many of those codes are actually valid, genuine, and purchased?

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    2. Re:"oops?" by kcarlin · · Score: 1

      The intended inference was likely that Vista has inspired the spike in XP sales, requiring vast new numbers of valid XP registration keys. My informal (and admittedly very unscientific) sampling of vendor web sites that sort offerings by "best selling" shows XP and outselling Vista for new boxes in those channels, even though the pricing on the Vista systems appears more competitive. Obviously, when faced with such data, Microsoft Bob will chatter endlessly on the enduring popularity of the XP product and, obviously, /. will seize on alternative interpretations insensitive to the feelings of Redmond zip codes.

      Also, Earth shall rotate.

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    3. Re:"oops?" by PingXao · · Score: 1

      Speaking of which, there was much discussion about XP activation keys. Speculation was that MS would eventually remove the activation code from XP at some point. It looks like we're not at that point yet. If MS removed the product activation requirement from XP now they would have a much harder time growing the Vista base. "It's new and I need the nice new features," doesn't justify switching from XP to ME II for most people.

  24. no rollup? by dickens · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'd like it if they rolled up all of the 80-90 critical patches since SP2.

    1. Re:no rollup? by n0dna · · Score: 5, Informative

      SP3 is in late alpha, scheduled be released later this year with Vista's SP1.

  25. Re:I'm so glad ... by spiffyman · · Score: 2

    Apple has released 5x the amount of updates and security fixes in the past few months as Windows XP, Vista, and Linux combined. Nice troll. A very large number of those updates and fixes are for software like QuickTime and iTunes. So you're not comparing apples to apples ... ahem ... so to speak.

    Not to fanboi, but having run XP for years before switching to Linux and a Mac, I find the actual OS updates for OS X no more time-consuming or frustrating than those for other platforms. If you want to make an actual comparison, then let's talk about app updates as well as OS updates.
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  26. Re:I'm so glad ... by tgatliff · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Listen I am not hear to start a flame war, but I will say that I am someone who is willing to pay for more quality. Yes, that it right, I am someone who enjoys paying that $129 every two years. Heck, if they gave the quality of the releases they do now every year, I will pay that sum yearly and smile every time at the cash register.

    Why do I not care about paying what would appear to be a large sum of money? Because I have to admit that my MacBookPro is by far the finest laptop I have ever owned, and I am someone who works on it for about 16 hours per day. Even my IBM T42 seems like a "child" against it, and I really like that laptop at the time. Also, OSX brings to be the power and reliability of Linux, but none of the quirks and constant tweaking. Is it perfect? No, but, in my opinion, it is definitely better, and if a company comes out and offers something even better than Apple can provide, I will be from this new company as well.. Meaning, I am not Apple "lover", but I definitely like better tools to do my job...

    So, if you want a Honda, then go by Windows... If you want something nicer, then go with Apple, because eventhough not everyone will agree, my experience has been that Apple products are just better. Oh, and as far as running all my windows apps, well lets just say that unity mode in VMWare is just oh so cool!!! :-)

  27. 95 OSR releases were minor if you're an idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    OSR2 - FAT32 is minor?
    OSR2.1 - LBA support is minor?
    OSR2.5 - USB is minor?

    1. Re:95 OSR releases were minor if you're an idiot. by JustASlashDotGuy · · Score: 2, Informative

      To my knowledge OSR2 is what introduced FAT32 and LBA. USB came in 2.1. OSR 2.5 was just IE and some other misc fixes you could download.

      So yes, the difference between 2 and 2.1 was minor. USB support was added, but typically supporting new hardware doesn't warrant a new build number. Also, from my experience back then.... the USB support was terrible in 95 (although it could very likely be the vender's USB products as well). USB didn't seem truly solid until 98.

      The different between 2.1 and 2.5 was even less than minor.

      The point of the original post, wasn't that they updated the build number. It was about what a slow news day it must be for slashdot to be running a story on it. What's next?... are we going to start getting updated whenever a DLL is updated too?

    2. Re:95 OSR releases were minor if you're an idiot. by BenoitRen · · Score: 1

      I believe he meant between OSR 2.0, 2.1 and 2.5. And he's correct.

      OSR 2.0 -> OSR 2.1: Wow, the USB updates are now included on the CD!

      OSR 2.1 -> OSR 2.5: IE4 is included on the CD, and installs if you leave the CD in the drive after Windows 95 has completed its installation completely.

    3. Re:95 OSR releases were minor if you're an idiot. by BenoitRen · · Score: 1

      In my experience, the USB support is fine, if limited compared to Windows 98SE's. I have a USB scanner that works well, and I can use USB flash sticks without problems.

    4. Re:95 OSR releases were minor if you're an idiot. by toddestan · · Score: 1

      That's funny, because I never, ever, got USB to work in Windows 95. I dicked around with it for some time, it just plain didn't work. Rumor has it that it only worked with a small number of Intel chipsets, which might be the case, I don't know.

  28. Re:the beginning of the end by sammy+baby · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Oh yeah, they'll be brought under very quick with all those sales they're making. Vista doesn't need to be quick to the gate for Microsoft to do well. What would hurt them is if the demand for XP dropped too.


    That's not entirely true.

    Microsoft has bet significant bucks on the success of Vista, in both R&D and research. On the other hand, XP is nearing the "end" of its product cycle (in theory), having been supplanted by Vista. Or, to use a different turn of phrase, "old and busted" versus "new hotness."

    Imagine you have an old and busted car, and you're buying a new sexy one. For some reason, you need to hang on to both, but you fully plan to get rid of the old & busted one at your earliest convenience. But it turns out that the new car has some serious problems with it, and it's constantly in the shop: but because of your family's needs, you can't just ditch it and start over. Now you're stuck with two cars, and paying upkeep on both of them...

    Anyway, it's a flawed analogy, but suffice it to say that MS stands to lose a hefty chunk of change if Vista dies on the vine.
  29. Re:I'm so glad ... by Chris+whatever · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I'm giving you a +2 because it seems that you cant bash MAC here for some weird reason like it was un-american

    Anybody who feels secure with any OS in particular is putting his head in the sand. The only reason MAC does not crash is because of the lack of software that exist for it.

    MAC is so closed up and they are almost no software for it if you compare it to it's nemesis Windows so it's normal at some point that you'll get errors, you got software requesting the same ports/IO, some requesting file access at the same time, badly written software.
    Reverse the situation where MAC rules over windows, you'll get the same crap happening.

    When you look at the OS you'll see people banding together to protect the virtue of smaller OS, saying they are better in every way bla bla bla and years later they'll get bashed when they get too big.

  30. Re:I'm so glad ... by TrevX · · Score: 1

    Every one of those "service packs" Apple released has contained significant new functionality. They were not simply bug fixes. In the same time it took Microsoft to release Vista Apple has released 4 significant new OS versions at a reasonable price. At least we don't have to pay $299 for transparent windows and slow file copy operations.

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  31. Re:the beginning of the end by sammy+baby · · Score: 1

    Oops.

    s/in both R&D and research/in both R&D and marketing/.

  32. Except they're supposed to be selling Vista now by Attaturk · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Way to spin it, Slashdot. Making the "mistake" of underestimating how well a product is going to sell: not a bad mistake to make.
    I think it's more a matter of making the mistake of underestimating how many people are still going to be buying your old product line (XP) instead of your brand spanking new all-singing and all-dancing product line (Vista). And actually that is a bad mistake to make. :p
    1. Re:Except they're supposed to be selling Vista now by eebra82 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "I think it's more a matter of making the mistake of underestimating how many people are still going to be buying your old product line (XP) instead of your brand spanking new all-singing and all-dancing product line (Vista). And actually that is a bad mistake to make."

      I personally made the switch from XP to Vista about two months ago because I wanted the driver updates to kick in first. There is no doubt in my mind -- I prefer Vista far more than XP because of all the nifty new features and the new look. I guess I was getting tired of XP.

      I do however understand why people still purchase XP. It wasn't all that good in its early days, but a fully patched XP is actually pretty darn good and stable now. I really don't think XP ran out of keys because Vista "sucks", but because it was delayed for so long that XP had an exceedingly long lifetime. Had Vista been released a couple of years ago, then Microsoft wouldn't have this problem. So it's rather the delay of Vista, not the claimed "suckiness" of Vista.

    2. Re:Except they're supposed to be selling Vista now by buddyglass · · Score: 1

      I'm still using XP and probably won't switch to Vista until SP1 at the very earliest, or at the latest when Microsoft stops releasing non-security updates to XP. That's slated for 4/14/2009. Virtually all the commonly identified problems with XP have been total non-issues for me:

      1. It supports my hardware better than the current rev of Ubuntu, which shipped with a flawed version of libata and is unable to mount my CD/DVD combo drive during install. To be fair that's just one distribution, but it's a pretty prominent one and the bug is a show-stopper for affected users.
      2. I've had zero problems with malware, and I don't run any third-party firewall or anti-virus software. And I use IE as my browser, believe it or not. Turn the XP firewall on, sit behind a router, apply updates in a timely manner and don't take unreasonable risks (like opening email attachments sent by random people). Never had a problem.
      3. It almost never crashes. IE crashes, sure. But it doesn't take down the OS. And that's more of an IE problem than an XP problem.
      4. Compared to a linux install with KDE or Gnome, it's really not that resource intensive.

      As for whether it's a "bad mistake" to underestimate how well one's product will sell, I agree it's not ideal, but in the grand scheme of things it's one of the "less bad" mistakes to make. I also question whether it's so dire for Microsoft that XP is still selling well compared to Vista. Either way they make money when someone buys a license. The purchase of XP licenses might actually be better for Microsoft in the long run, since if the purchaser is tied to Windows he'll have to buy a second Vista license 2-3 years from now when XP is no freely supported.

  33. Re:the beginning of the end by mikkelm · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has made a large investment in Vista research and development and.. research, yeah, but that isn't going to disappear. The fruits of that labour are ready to be used, and the longer people stay on XP, the more time developers have to make their applications and drivers fully Vista compatible.

    The longer people stick to XP, the better for Microsoft. If they were faced with "Vista or nothing" at launch date, they'd take a good hard look at alternatives. They have no motivation to do that when all of their applications are supported by the new OS.

    The thing is that Microsoft isn't losing money on Vista. On the contrary. They're making good money off of both their new and their old product, and having two products on a market supplementing eachother like XP and Vista do is only a positive thing for Microsoft. It helps retain the userbase through to the next generation of the OS.

  34. What about SP3? by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 1

    We've been waiting for XP SP3 for a long time now (artificially delayed past Vista). Now it looks like Vista SP1 is going to come out before XP SP3 even.

    Microsoft should stand behind their products and think more of long-term goals (customer satisfaction, etc.) than short-term marketing.

    1. Re:What about SP3? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Why?
      Will these pissed off customers stop buying microsoft products and move to a competitor?
      No? Then why bother trying to keep them happy?
      Dissatisfied customers will keep coming back, and so long as that happens there is no incentive to help them.

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    2. Re:What about SP3? by the+linux+geek · · Score: 1

      Actually, Vista SP1 and XP SP3 have been in concurrent development. A few days ago betas of both SP1 and SP3 were leaked, causing the closed beta program to be shut down.

    3. Re:What about SP3? by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      Actually, pissed off corporate customers ARE looking at the competition. A lot of places are starting to seriously look at Macs for company-wide use.

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    4. Re:What about SP3? by Hucko · · Score: 1

      Where can I find data that implying such?

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    5. Re:What about SP3? by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      www.google.com

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  35. Re:I'm so glad ... by pebs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So, if you want a Honda, then go by Windows

    I was with you until you made that statement (and I don't even own a Honda). Why do you have to disrespect Honda like that? Especially when Honda's cars are reliable, Windows not so much. Honda's cars are closer to OS X than Windows, in that they "just work." They also have very refined engines and well thought-out interiors (at least the ones I've seen). They don't require much maintenance. Yeah, they don't look all that great, but they aren't ugly (like Windows is), simply very vanilla.

    It would've made more sense if you made the Windows analogy with Ford or one of the GM brands.

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  36. Re:I'm so glad ... by guruevi · · Score: 1

    I didn't know you had to pay for Service Packs for OS X. The combined updates from 10.4.x to 10.4.9 and 10.4.10 didn't cost me a dime and as far as restarting: hardly, most updates don't require you to restart. Most updates are also not for the system. I had updates to iPhoto, Server Admin, QuickTime, iTunes (iPhone functionality) some security updates that most likely were also for the other BSD and Linux platforms (OpenSSH, Apache, MySQL,...). It's indeed been a while since my Mac needed restarting, it also goes to sleep and comes back in a second. I have a PC with XP that hangs somewhere between awake and sleep when a VPN is still connected, no way to get it back unless I hard-reset the machine, it also takes over 5 seconds to get it awake.

    Oh, I'm sorry you didn't get a full, multi-user FTP, Web, Database, Secure shell... server in your OS did you? How about that firewall of yours, yes, you still have to buy another product for that.

    How much does Windows cost you? $399 every 2 or 3 years? And they still didn't get it right. I'm so glad you bought a PC.

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  37. Re:I'm so glad ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Besides games and spyware, what apps are you looking for that you can't find on the Mac? I'm curious, since I've had very very little problem with software availability. The *number* of the same kind of app seems to be lower, but I've always been able to find something that does what I need it to.

  38. It must be Monday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everybody's stupid today (I know I am). This guy says someone may have to "administrate" it (damned stupid yuppies, it's administer not "administrate") and you don't know that "love child" is a euphamism for "bastard". If A and B eloped they're married and the baby isn't a "love child".

    1. Re:It must be Monday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      theres always someone who doesnt laugh with a joke :(

  39. Not really a patch/service pack/whatever by webrunner · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's only for OEMS and stuff- it's for new OS installs, not for ones that are already there. In fact its' pointless on systems that already are installed because they already have working keys.

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    1. Re:Not really a patch/service pack/whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's only for OEMS and stuff- it's for new OS installs, not for ones that are already there. In fact its' pointless on systems that already are installed because they already have working keys. True, but it will require a change to WGA to accept the new key range added. They'll probably include an updated blacklist in the WGA release too. So it may have a knock-on effect for illegal XP installs anyway.

      But yes, most of us need not care.
  40. Re:I'm so glad ... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

    If userland software can cause an OS to crash, then the OS is flawed.
    Driver level software that loads into the kernel can cause the OS to crash, that's expected.
    As for lack of software, there is a good selection of mac specific software, most unix software can be recompiled for macos and you can run instances of windows and other os's with their assorted apps under vmware or parallels, and if you manage to crash your virtual windows it won't take your host macos down.

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  41. Um, 2c? What happened to SP 2b? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2b or not 2b, that is the question.

  42. Re:I'm so glad ... by Donniedarkness · · Score: 1
    Not to sound like I support Windows or anything, but WinXP DOES come with a firewall. Also, as far as I know, Vista Ultimate is the only one that costs $399. I also don't think XP cost that much when it came out (I didn't buy either, though).

    More like $200 or so, every 5 years (XP came out in October of 2001, I think)?

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  43. Re:funny, the first thing I thought when reading.. by SteveAyre · · Score: 1

    Sssssssh! They might hear you!

  44. Re:the beginning of the end by CaptainPatent · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has bet significant bucks on the success of Vista, in both R&D and research. On the other hand, XP is nearing the "end" of its product cycle (in theory), having been supplanted by Vista. Or, to use a different turn of phrase, "old and busted" versus "new hotness." You're right they have, and while XP is at its planned end, it is still fully functional, stable (relative term for windows), and very quick (compared to Vista, once again relative for windows.) It may be old, but it is in no way busted. In fact Vista is much more busted at this point.

    Imagine you have an old and busted car, and you're buying a new sexy one. For some reason, you need to hang on to both, but you fully plan to get rid of the old & busted one at your earliest convenience. But it turns out that the new car has some serious problems with it, and it's constantly in the shop: but because of your family's needs, you can't just ditch it and start over. Now you're stuck with two cars, and paying upkeep on both of them...
    Anyway, it's a flawed analogy, but suffice it to say that MS stands to lose a hefty chunk of change if Vista dies on the vine. You're very correct that your analogy is flawed. To lend credit to your comparison we will instead say that the dealership you go to has either a used Corolla about halfway through its lifetime or a liquid hydrogen Ferrari for 12 times the price. Now while the Ferrari does have many more options, it has some major compatibility issues at the pump and is very, very expensive. The Corolla on the other hand is guaranteed to be compatible almost everywhere and has far fewer problems on the road. While some people are interested in going with the "new hotness" right out of the gate, the average user is much more likely to chose the Corolla because it's far cheaper and is functional for their day-to-day needs. Now whether you buy the Corolla or the Ferrari, the dealership is still making money. Additionally, because XP has sold so many copies, there is very little software overhead they're averaging per copy now.

    Sure Microsoft will hurt if Vista dies because of the software overhead that wasn't accounted for, but Microsoft has plenty of time to make Vista stable and usable before it goes out of production.
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  45. XP service pack releases by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think it is just a matter of how many Windows Updates are included.

    Windows XP Professional w/ SP1A (OEM-DSP)Only (?) release of SP1.
    Microsoft Windows XP Pro w\SP2 (OEM-DSP) First release of SP2
    Microsoft Windows XP Pro SP2B OEM DSP 2nd release of SP2

  46. New Linux version announced, community outraged by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    A new Linux patch came out today that added two new features and addressed seven minor bugs. Users from Tokyo to London have been taking to the streets in protest.

    "How dare they release a product that was buggy and only just now patch it!" screamed one user in Moscow this morning.
    "That's just like the Linux community, releasing a product before it's ready and patching it later." said Theresa Johnson, a mother of two from Long Island.

    When word got out that Linux version 3 was coming in the future, a number of people were taken aback.

    "Maybe they'll get it right this time." said Randy McNeil, a 15-year old self-proclaimed mathematician, physicist, programmer, and lawyer.

    When after five seconds of being released only two people had downloaded the new patch, computer business analyst Ralph Ivanson said that it just proved that the new version of Linux was too bulky and slow for mass adoption. "Maybe when the Linux developers start forcing people into it, then we'll see some conversion to the new kernel", said Ivanson, who lamented that instead of forcing user to upgrade to the latest patch that the v0.1 patch should have supported PCI-Express from the beginning. "They just weren't forward thinking back then and now it's isolating users." said Ivanson as he pounded on his desk.

    Prices of copies of the Debian Operating System on bootleg CD-R fell to half a bag of weed and an old sandal, down from a bag and a jacket with holes in it in early afternoon trading.

    1. Re:New Linux version announced, community outraged by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha. I'd mod this up if I weren't an Anonymous Coward.

    2. Re:New Linux version announced, community outraged by ak3ldama · · Score: 1

      Whoever moderated this overrated is a pathetic tool, this is definitely funny even if you might feel slightly offended.

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  47. Let's see someone reverse engineer this by initialE · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There are 2 red flags on this that would concern me. One that Microsoft would secretly bundle more rights restrictions into XP (admit it, it's certainly tempting, and it's not like they haven't done it before), and two, that this SP would seemingly make it easier to crack windows keys - I mean, here's all the necessary components, isolated and laid out for you to decipher. Well, that's just my 2 cents.

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    1. Re:Let's see someone reverse engineer this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One that Microsoft would secretly bundle more rights restrictions into XP (admit it, it's certainly tempting, and it's not like they haven't done it before)

      Ok, I'll bite. Name it. Name a single way that a completely up-to-date XP installation restricts your "rights" more than an original install does.

  48. Re:I'm so glad ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's funny, because all of Microsoft haters used to slam MS for "sneaking in functionality" in their Service Packs. The argument was that it would cause instability and include unwanted features. So, after a long time MS finally dropped including functionality in their SPs. Typical Mac/Slashdot doublethink.

  49. uhmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so... does this mean that the next time I need to call MS up for a new install key, I'll get one that requires SP2c to activate, which I can't get, because I need an activated XP to use windows update?

  50. Hey, the water really is fine! by SteveFoerster · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Personally, I've never switched away from Windows because either it came with whatever machine I was using, or I had peripherals that Linux couldn't handle, or whatever. But I finally did it this weekend, I had a desktop sitting there doing nothing so I slapped Edubuntu 6.06 LTS (the CD I had handy) on it, and pretty much have it doing what I want. Not bad for this used-to-be-Windows system administrator.

    Basically, while it has been convenient not to have to do much administering, I just felt more and more that Windows is headed in the wrong direction and it was time to switch trains for one headed where I want to go.

    Sorry if this is mildly off topic. I just felt like telling you all. :-)

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  51. Here's the rollup by Weaselmancer · · Score: 4, Informative

    Microsoft hasn't done it, but these guys have.

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    1. Re:Here's the rollup by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1
      Microsoft hasn't done it, but these guys have.

      Yes... I think I will patch all my XP boxes that are fianlly running so well both with all my various apps and security, with this MEGA Patch from some unofficial unknown source. Yes...

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    2. Re:Here's the rollup by mlts · · Score: 1

      Its a noble effort, but in an IT shop, if I went to use a third party patch bundle that isn't cryptographically signed or vetted by a known company, I would be in a lot of legal hot water should a security breach occur. I don't see the AutoPatch people using PGP either, so I have little assurance of tamper resistance.

      If the AutoPatch people did sign their packages with either PGP or get a MS code signing key, things would be different, however a code signing key does cost some cash.

    3. Re:Here's the rollup by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

      Well, I for one have been using these patches for months now and I haven't had any !@$%Gbmobv9842t.. .425u98345 14325l34598 kllklnlksgl gsn...

      +++NO CARRIER







      Seriously, these guys have a lively forum board up with a lot of users. I wouldn't call it 100% secure (what is?), but there is some semblance of peer review going on there. Nobody AFAIK has had any hackerish problems from using Autopatcher. All it is, is the MSI files pulled from Microsoft Update bundled together for the most part. Some registry tweaks and other good stuff, like the latest Java also bundled in.

      I wouldn't recommend it for corporate use, for the exact same reason you brought up. But I think it's probably ok to load it onto your game machine at home and feel good about it.

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  52. An inadvertently BRILLIANT scheme! by erroneus · · Score: 1

    We all know what the term "Microsoft Tax" means, so I won't go into detail about it.

    So consider this: with every Microsoft Taxed machine that is sold with Vista as the only option, Microsoft is (according to Microsoft projections from the article) expecting an almost 80% chance that they will also sell a license for Windows XP. They win TWICE! Not only do they get to tax the machine, they also get to sell a second OS license.

    This is what happened, more or less, with WindowsME. Everyone hated it and went back to Win98se... most people didn't PAY for it but they went to it just the same. In this case, there is more incentive to pay for it... it's a win-win-win for Microsoft.

    1. Re:An inadvertently BRILLIANT scheme! by altamira · · Score: 1

      You are hallucinating. MS announced the mix of their total Windows desktop OS license sales, not that they believe there's an 80% chance to "down-sell" to Windows XP on every Vista license...

    2. Re:An inadvertently BRILLIANT scheme! by tekrat · · Score: 1

      SO lemme get this straight....

      Steve Ballmer is sitting in his office (played by Zero Mostel), when Bill Gates (played by Gene Wilder) comes into the office and the two come to the realization that they can make more money if the Operating System is a flop than if it were successful...

      So they seek out the worst programmers they can find, and make all the wrong decisions regarding human interface design, and target the resultant system at such high-end hardware that no one can run it, saddling it with intrusive DRM and zillions of modal dialogs.

      The thing is, we the audience haven't erroniously come to the conclusion that it's a comedy. So, Bill and Steve are partying with Oola, and getting away scott-free.

      It's an interesting take on "The Producers", perhaps someone should film that?

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  53. Re:I'm so glad ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quicktime updates don't count! But Windows Media Player patches do! Why? Because I'm a macfag and don't understand that ANY vulnerability that results in my box being owned still means my box is owned.

  54. FreeBSD? by megaditto · · Score: 1

    Cause it's BSD and it's FREE!!!!1!11!1

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  55. Re:I'm so glad ... by Randall311 · · Score: 1

    if you manage to crash your virtual windows it won't take your host macos down.

    What are you idiots doing with your Windows boxes that are causing them to crash? I haven't seen a BSoD since Windows ME and that was 7 years ago! I can't speak for Vista, but I have never had any problems with XP Pro in the 6 years I've owned it.

  56. More to the story.... by vwjeff · · Score: 1

    The service pack itself is trivial. The news here is not a new service pack. The news is that XP is so popular in the enterprise Microsoft has to add additional product keys. This is to be expected though because Vista has not gained widespread acceptance in business. Ok, I guess this isn't news.

    Nothing to see here. Move along.

  57. Microsoft's Intentions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Once you install SP2c, you'll be unpleasantly surprised to find Vista is now your operating system!

  58. Re:I'm so glad ... by shagoth · · Score: 1

    Is this bitterness because OSX only costs $129 per year for the semi-annual OS upgrade (realizing that Leotard is 6 months late). You wish the OS upgrade cost enough to justify the price difference for the Apple hardware key?

  59. End-Of-Life on an O/S seems bizarre by Morgaine · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Due to the longevity of Windows XP Professional, it has become necessary to produce more product keys for system builders in order to support the continued availability of Windows XP Professional through the scheduled system builder channel end-of-life (EOL) date, wrote the Microsoft system builder team on its blog Thursday.

    A hardware product has an official End-Of-Life date beyond which it is no longer sold nor supported. That's fairly logical, because it is a standalone physical item, and its physical end of life is inescapable.

    But the concept of EOL'ing an operating system that's at the heart of bazillion old machines out there seems completely wrong, to the point of being bizarre. Those machines will (mostly) never change their operating system, and why should they --- after all, their manufacturer created them as XP machines, not as Vista boxes, and their manufacturer-supplied drivers might not even work with Vista.

    Yet, except in the case of non-networked machines, their continued survival requires fairly regular O/S updates in response to the changing face of the Internet. End-Of-Lifing XP reflects a very myopic stance by Microsoft, as if their product Windows XP were somehow standalone. Well it's not.

    Microsoft enjoys the $$$ benefits of Windows being adopted worldwide as the most popular operating system, but with that comes the responsibility of maintaining the heart of those myriad machines which use it ... even when they are old ones beyond the current retail life cycle.

    Yes, it's a responsibility. Operating systems are not toasters. They sustain the continued viability of machinery that uses them, and can't be treated as independent items. Their manufacturers committed to a dependency on Microsoft support.

    While End-Of-Life is a common concept in commercial products, there is something fundamentally wrong with declaring an operating system as dead. While the hardware survives (at least 10 years, maybe 15), a degree of support should continue to be provided, as I see it. The rate of support calls will dwindle to zero over time, so "It would cost us too much" is not really a good excuse. Especially given the size of MS coffers.

    Killing off older machines by denying support for their O/S seems irresponsible by the O/S manufacturer, regardless of which O/S that is.
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    1. Re:End-Of-Life on an O/S seems bizarre by AttilaSz · · Score: 1

      Damn right.

      I have an IBM ThinkPad i1200 that's considered "old" (from 2001) used for few odd tasks (like, printing invoices on a parallel-port dot-matrix printer, also my son plays Civilization III on it). It was sold to me with OEM Windows ME back in the day. As bad as Windows ME is, it's more or less adequate for the machine, as it's a 700MHz P-III with 192MB of RAM. Windows 2000 performs nicely on it.

      I tried installing Windows XP on it, but with 192MB RAM, it swaps awfully lot with even the smallest workloads.

      So, I have a piece of hardware here that can run normally only versions of Windows that Microsoft decided to no longer support (ME, 2000). Connect it to any sort of network at your own risk, right? Bummer.

      (Oh, before you'd suggest Linux let me tell you I've done experiments with that too. The latest Ubuntu booted from a Live CD on this machine positively *crawls*. It takes an evening to get it to start the installer. True, Ubuntu says the system requirements are 256MB RAM, and it only has 192... Fedora Core says it's okay with 192, I might try that sometime...)

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    2. Re:End-Of-Life on an O/S seems bizarre by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      Those machines will (mostly) never change their operating system,

      Actually, many will be re-sold, and have a pirate upgrade, a lot of the rest will end up running Linux/BSD for a distant relative.

      and why should they

      Because if they don't they will be pushing out spam and viruses to the extent that the entire internet collapses.

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    3. Re:End-Of-Life on an O/S seems bizarre by icydog · · Score: 2, Informative

      The End-of-life date for XP is due for 2014. I think it's fair to say that if MS continues to provide patches until then, it has done a good enough job and doesn't need to continue for the rest of eternity. The end-of-life mentioned in the summary is just about the end of being able to acquire additional new licenses.

    4. Re:End-Of-Life on an O/S seems bizarre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, should Microsoft still be supporting NT4? Windows 3.1? DOS 6.22? Simply because it is software doesn't mean that it supports itself - you have to be supporting it with new patches; ensuring that your other offerings (such as Office) continue to run on it. You need to really explain how just because it is software, that it should live forever.

      This is the beauty of Linux - even if Red Hat or some other company stops supporting a particular offering, you can find some schmo willing to patch Linux 1.2.0 (be it a security patch or adding new hardware), you can do that. But you're being unrealistic to expect Microsoft to offer such service.

    5. Re:End-Of-Life on an O/S seems bizarre by p0tat03 · · Score: 1

      EOL is inescapable. The problem with OSes is that it takes a fairly large amount of manpower to maintain it good working order. Between new applications tripping over unknown bugs, or simply fixing the massive list of known ones, it's a significant cost and resource expenditure for MS to continue supporting XP.

      Almost all companies have EOL for their software. A company has a finite amount of resources, especially small ones, and after a few new versions you simply no longer have the manpower to maintain the oldest of releases. With most companies they just let it drop off the map, MS actually commits to a date (which in general is quite generous, compared to other companies' software).

    6. Re:End-Of-Life on an O/S seems bizarre by Kjella · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to put off a good Windows rant, but can you please show me the Linux distro that has longer support, desktop or server than Microsoft? You can still get extended support for Windows 2000 for a few years, any takers on Linux distros from 2000? No? Of course you can always say it's free to upgrade but what if you don't want to because what you have works and you don't want to break it? Is it that there's a limited amount included in your purchase, and that you have to actually *gasp* buy service and support? What a sham, open source would anything like that. What's that? Oh...

      The manufacturers, and the customers knew exactly what they were getting, if they bothered to ask. Microsoft has very clear policies on support which you can look up yourself. And it's not like Windows 2000 is going to fall apart after a decade of stabilizing, if you want you can happily firewall any unsupported services and keep running applications that still get security patches. Selling software isn't a lifetime commitment just because I bought a Linux box set, unless you think I should still be getting support on Red Hat Linux 7. Holding Microsoft to an absurd standard nobody else follows either doesn't do anyone any good, it sounds like you want it for free and a pony too.

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    7. Re:End-Of-Life on an O/S seems bizarre by karnal · · Score: 1

      Where I work, there are switches still in production that are EOL. They are not EOS, however. Windows would work the same way, if I had to hazard a guess.

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    8. Re:End-Of-Life on an O/S seems bizarre by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      1) Maintaining an OS is expensive. The EOL date is basically Microsoft saying "the benefit we receive from maintaining this software is no longer worth the cost associated with it." That applies as much to software as it does to hardware, or anything else for that matter.

      2) Microsoft maintains their software products longer than almost anybody else in the industry. They have Apple and Linux OS vendors beat by far. (Ubuntu gives you, what, 18 months? You can still get Windows 2000 support from Microsoft, until 2009 IIRC.)

    9. Re:End-Of-Life on an O/S seems bizarre by tcas · · Score: 1
      In response to this, I'm inclined to agree with Gervase Markham at http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/ind ustry_sectors/media/article675138.ece -- it's reasonable for Microsoft to EOL it's operating systems... at some point. For '98, there were 8 years of patching and support -- enough for the vast majority of the market to move on to a later release.

      MS isn't talking about an EOL date for XP anytime soon, but is planning ahead to a time when supporting XP will no longer be economical. Makes sense to me.

    10. Re:End-Of-Life on an O/S seems bizarre by indil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's ironic that people complain about Microsoft's large market share and how they exploit it, yet they are not willing to vote with their feet and give their money to a better alternative. Windows is Microsoft's product; they don't have to do anything they don't want to do with it, including updating/patching it. If they release a shoddy product and you're willing to buy it, then you've got no right to complain.

    11. Re:End-Of-Life on an O/S seems bizarre by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But the concept of EOL'ing an operating system that's at the heart of bazillion old machines out there seems completely wrong, to the point of being bizarre.

      My experience as a programmer leads me to disagree. Sometimes old branches of code reach the point where they simply can't be taken any further, regardless of what pressing needs (like security updates) are placed upon them. After a while, you end up with huge deltas between the current release codebase and the legacy branches, and it may not even be possible to reverse engineer patches from the former onto the latter. There eventually comes a time when you have to say "we've done all we think we can do with this" and wash your hands of it.

      I'm by no measure a Microsoft apologist, but I won't hold this particular choice against them when it's one I've made myself in the past.

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    12. Re:End-Of-Life on an O/S seems bizarre by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      But the concept of EOL'ing an operating system that's at the heart of bazillion old machines out there seems completely wrong, to the point of being bizarre. They've moved on. They're working on something else now. They don't want to continue selling XP, because they don't want to continue supporting XP, because they've all been working on Vista for the past several years, and they don't want to deal with the legacy cruft of XP anymore.

      They're not dropping support for XP yet. They will, just like they already did for Windows 98 and Windows ME a year ago.

      To put this in perspective, I had a client with a machine running RedHat 7.3, which RedHat completely dropped support for (including security patches) just ONE YEAR after it was released.
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    13. Re:End-Of-Life on an O/S seems bizarre by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      please show me the Linux distro that has longer support, desktop or server than Microsoft?


      Your argument is a fallacy because it does not take into account the simple fact that Linux can be modified (I have source code going back to 1.4 kernel and everything inbetween), and MS Windows can not.

      You can even pay someone to maintain your linux systems...
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    14. Re:End-Of-Life on an O/S seems bizarre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they release a shoddy product and you're willing to buy it, then you've got no right to complain. Sure you've got the right to complain, but it doesn't change the fact that you're an idiot.
    15. Re:End-Of-Life on an O/S seems bizarre by Reziac · · Score: 1

      And what's to prevent an update from enforcing an End Of Life on software? (Intuit already does this occasionally...)

      I can readily see this done such that it only affects home and small users, and leaves corporate systems untouched (because business would howl bloody murder at the colossal gall of such a move). One need merely predicate the patch's behaviour on the existing key, or on authenticating said key against a known-bad list.

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    16. Re:End-Of-Life on an O/S seems bizarre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because if they don't they will be pushing out spam and viruses to the extent that the entire internet collapses.

      That was the parent's point -- they need continued O/S support for as long as their hardware would typically last. Otherwise bad things happen if they're online boxes, and that's no good for anybody, not even the manufacturer of their O/S.

    17. Re:End-Of-Life on an O/S seems bizarre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      please show me the Linux distro that has longer support

      Linux has community support which is never End of Lifed --- someone will always respond to a request for help. Indeed, a truly old Linux system might even generate MORE replies to a request for help, not fewer, just because it's cute and retro.

      What's more, there are no hidden barriers to support for old versions of Linux, as the sources are everywhere and updating old components is quite trivial because of that.

      In fact, the concept of End of Life just doesn't apply to Linux at all, since its components just grow or evolve quite separately. You don't need to throw away an entire old release and bring in a whole new one in a Big Bang, so EoL'ing the complete O/S isn't really a natural concept for Linux (nor for any of the BSDs).

    18. Re:End-Of-Life on an O/S seems bizarre by Kjella · · Score: 1

      So you got the source. What is essential for any software to remain supportable is security patches. Do you have any clue if (or should I say, how many?) security patches you lack because nobody verifies exploits, backports fixes or even sends out security bulletins for your version? One thing is shortcomings you're aware of and can fix, but the first hint you need a security patch is probably when a hacker is trampling all over your machine. Source is the ability to support but it's not support.

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  60. The 5 strike rule by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

    Activate XP more than 5 times and you need to buy a new copy. Microsoft didn't seem to think you would need to keep it last long.

    1. Re:The 5 strike rule by Saurian_Overlord · · Score: 1

      Amusing comment, if the first part were true. If you activate too many times, all you need to do is call a 1-800 number for a new activation key.

    2. Re:The 5 strike rule by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      ---If you activate too many times, all you need to do is call a 1-800 number for a new activation key.

      Too true.

      By the way, hows that MS "Plays For Sure" thing doing? All those songs bought play on the Zune and such, right?

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    3. Re:The 5 strike rule by armanox · · Score: 1

      Or just wait 8 months......One of my XP CD-Keys is up to about 12 activations. (On the same box......)

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  61. Technical Question by pinosho · · Score: 1

    So, from what I gather from the article, this adds additional product keys into XP so they can sell more licenses.

    Does this mean it's technically possible to create a build of XP, perhaps by a similar process as slipstreaming a service pack, that contains all product activation keys, so as to be able to be installed on as many systems as possible?

    Speaking from an independent computer tech standpoint, many times an XP rebuild onsite is necessary but the CDs aren't handy. If I had an XP CD that allowed all of the codes possible to work on it, I could use the license printed on the side of the computer.

    Does this already exist? Am I behind the curve?

    1. Re:Technical Question by Pingmaster · · Score: 1

      uhmmm...online activation?
      phone activation?

      after you install XP on a machine, if the product key doesn't match up, you're given the activation process with which you can use the product key on the side of the machine to activate windows over the internet, or if you feel like talking to a person with an indian accent for an hour and a half, over the phone.

  62. Vista's "suckiness" is not a claim; it's a fact =/ by Attaturk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    XP is fine now (when they're not breaking it remotely), Vista was delayed and Vista sucks. If Vista didn't suck then I wouldn't still be reading horror stories about DRM, HD-crippling, driver issues, kernel vulnerabilities etc. etc. etc. long after it has been released. Barely a week goes by without a handful of things like this or this cropping up.

    Are all of these kinds of stories just trolls with spin skills worthy of Karl Rove? If the answer is no then Vista sucks. If the answer is yes then there are lot of people angry at MS - probably, at least in part, because Vista sucks so very much: http://slashdot.org/search.pl?query=vista

    I've been part of several discussions trying to ascertain what advantages Vista actually offers to outweigh the drawbacks and it ain't pretty. The bottom line for us, and I daresay hundreds of thousands of other organisations, is that XP works, is mostly stable and is well supported. Vista can't compete with that - and they're calling it an upgrade?

    So if you need Microsoft - and unfortunately we still need to develop with DirectX - then XP will do fine. Vista has to bring something really worthwhile to make us want to go through the hassle of the upgrade and to put up with all the unwanted baggage that Redmond seems to think we all need.

    And of course if you don't need Microsoft then you're already laughing. Whatever OS you're using will be just as secure as Vista (if not more so), fully extensible, support all sorts of open formats and not try to wrestle with you for control of your own computer.

    I really am glad that Vista's working out for you but unfortunately for most of us the "nifty new features and new look" just aren't enough to justify a broad OS upgrade - certainly for anything other than a home or hobby rig. And my home'n'hobby rigs all run XP or Linux and serve me just fine. =D

  63. And...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dubbed SP2c, the new service patch contains no bug fixes or features

    How is this different from their other service patches?

  64. XP SP3 Might have been news, this isn't by robinthecandystore · · Score: 1

    Just thought I'd add a bit of sanity here for the 1 or 2 people that think before posting. Microsoft has already released service pack 2 a and b to OEM's and OEM's (and their new customers) are the only people getting this version. End users aren't going to be getting this as from windows update it simply adds more license keys, OK? That said Microsoft HAS confirmed Service Pack 3 for XP which will be the roll-up of all security issues thus far and a few more. See here: http://www.microsoft.com/windows/lifecycle/service packs.mspx Where it states: SP3 for Windows XP Professional is currently planned for 1H CY2008. This date is preliminary.

  65. Just a thought, but... by Gizmoguy · · Score: 1

    Don't you already have to have a genuine Windows in order to download updates? If this is true, then surely this is completely pointless for stopping people with versions of XP with cracked keys. =P

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    1. Re:Just a thought, but... by Saurian_Overlord · · Score: 1

      Don't you already have to have a genuine Windows in order to download updates?

      Yep.

    2. Re:Just a thought, but... by splatter · · Score: 1


      go back and re-read the headline at least, Sheesh it's not to stop cracked keys but to add more keys because they are still selling copies of xp and are running out of key sets.

      What is this /. I know you can't RTFA but at least RTF headline

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    3. Re:Just a thought, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you already have to have a genuine Windows in order to download updates?

      No, you can download the updates and patches and install them manually. I use Microsoft Baseline Security Analyzer myself, which checks your system for unapplied patches and gives you an easy way to find and download the appropriate patches. Newer versions of MBSA requires a GWA check, but I suspect it's not that hard to find from somewhere other than Microsoft's site.

    4. Re:Just a thought, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if you use Windows update. Anyone is free to manually download all of the individual updates.

  66. Hello DRM 'enhancements' for XP by gadlaw · · Score: 1

    That's what I was thinking,no patches, no fixes for broken stuff, no fixing it so XP will play DX10 - and so what is XP missing that Vista has? Extra DRM 'enhancements' to take control of your computer away from you. Don't think I'll be putting this thing on my computer.

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  67. Re:I'm so glad ... by Lord+Artemis · · Score: 1

    I've never had XP go into a full-blown crash except for driver problems or buggy software. Admittedly I have encountered massive memory leaks, but I have a strong suspicion that's from a combination of OEM software (a lot of which, perplexingly, does not work at all) and Cygwin. Yes, Windows used to be terrible about crashing. Used to be.

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  68. meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meh, big deal, I'll be using Windows 2000 for a long time.

  69. Why just this one fix? What about the others? by dave1g · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't they have just wrapped it up with the 100 or so available updates on windows update after a fresh install of SP2 and called it SP3??? I've always wondered why install media manufactured after a patch or update was released for any software product was not included in the new batches of CDs

  70. Re:I'm so glad ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who the fuck even uses Quicktime? That is seriously one format that should have been left to die years ago.

    As for patches, well it's obvious that a Windows based PC would have more software patches for it simply due to the fact that the number of Windows applications outnumbers Macintosh applications by...oh...a million to one.

  71. Re:I'm so glad ... by spiffyman · · Score: 1

    Quicktime updates don't count! But Windows Media Player patches do! Hang on. What? I know I shouldn't feed the trolls, and I wasn't going to complain about being modded -1 Flamebait, since that's useless and I can afford the loss, but this is pretty intolerable. I never claimed that people shouldn't update apps.

    I meant - and I stand by this - that attacking Apple's OS for the volume of fixes and upgrades that come down the Software Update wire isn't entirely fair, since Software Update also updates applications. By the same token, I wouldn't make the claim that Microsoft had to update Windows far more than Apple did OS X by counting up all the Windows+WMP upgrades/fixes and comparing them to Apple's OS-only fixes.

    What I would do, however, is look at the facts. Here they are:

    On my Mac, I have 4 OS-specific updates, 4 updates each for iTunes and QuickTime, and 3 updates for Java. That makes 15 total updates, 8 of which are for "applications" - and I'll lump Java frameworks into the OS for conciseness and to play fair, since Windows' tool doesn't make it obvious where those are.

    On my fiance's XP laptop, I count 20 OS-specific updates, 5 Windows malware removal tool updates, 3 IE updates, and 2 Outlook updates. That makes 32 total updates, and even if I count the malware tool, IE, and Outlook as separate applications (generous, given Microsoft's claims about IE), Microsoft is at 20 OS updates.

    That puts Microsoft way ahead of Apple in terms of sheer volume. And when I open WMP it tells me I have updates to add, so I don't think they're included.

    Now, all of that aside, I'm perfectly happy that Microsoft updates their products. I'd rather have them do 32 updates in the last 6 months than none at all. As you rudely pointed out, a vulnerability is a vulnerability. But I was responding to parent's implication that Apple updates too much. I didn't understand the basis for the claim then, and now that I've looked at the hard numbers, I still don't.
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  72. Re:I'm so glad ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not sure exactly where to put this but I thought it was funny. I have an older friend who has pirated Windows forever, and he's just techie enough to follow the most elementary advice (run a firewall/antivirus/software update)... and he's gone and bought a new system with Windows XP included. He's complained that it's damn near impossible to pirate any more.

    This same guy, when I asked him if he saw the new iMac, said 'Yeah, but they only showed off the monitor and keyboard'. This guy who claims he has a friend whose house is loaded with Macs. He bought an Apple ][gs back in the day and got screwed by Apple so they are pretty much forever on his shit list. Which I think is pretty good. I switched to the Mac, still using VMware w/ XP for a couple things and Ubuntu for a few things...

    I think it would hurt Apple's and Linux's progress to win users like the above. So I can say good for them, good for Microsoft. I'm pretty happy in Apple land with my recently obsoleted 24" iMac and I think I understand the value Apple brings with their O/S and design. When 10.5 is released, I'll be able to download it for free, but I'll go ahead and buy it legit from Apple. It's kind of like 'Hey thanks guys, unlike the competitors your releases add value and doesn't break stuff or punish me for being a paying customer so here yah go I'll spend some $$$ because it's worth it and not totally overpriced ( ~ $100 Leopard vs ~$500 Vista ).' I never ever once felt guilty for pirating a crappy MS O/S, in fact I'd feel guilty to admit I paid for it. I hope Microsoft gets to keep their market dominance over all the morons of planet earth (support costs, etc), and Apple/linux pick up the intelligent ones (will definitely remain a minority #s wise).

  73. 2008 - year of the Linux Desktop by Conor+Turton · · Score: 0
    2008 - Year of the Linux Desktop.

    Yeah Right. Microsoft has sold so many copies of XP that they've run out of CD Keys which takes some doing when you consider how many they could generate. And the Linux Zealots still think that Linux will prevail over Windows. I don't think that'll be any time soon. XP has still got a couple of years where you'll be able to buy it. They may need to issue another patch.

    To the Linux Zealots, a simple suggestion:
    If You want to learn how to do an OS and make it popular, look at XP.

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    1. Re:2008 - year of the Linux Desktop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      get a clue you troll.
      XP is for the mentally incapable with IQ's below 90.
      Linux is for those with an IQ above 100.

      You being a XP lover, seem to have an IQ around 70. Be sure to wipe the drool from your face.

  74. Re:the beginning of the end by Conor+Turton · · Score: 0

    but suffice it to say that MS stands to lose a hefty chunk of change if Vista dies on the vine. You've obviously not thought this through much. It'd make absolutely zero difference to their bank balance today as they've already paid the bill for Vista. All they've got to do is recoup the money but as Microsoft doesn't appear to have gone bust, if they recoup $0 from Vista and continue selling XP, they're still still making money.
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  75. Impacts Sales!!! Patch Immediately by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

    Impacts Security - Who cares, wait til there's at least 5 exploits before reviewing it.

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  76. Oh well. by Renraku · · Score: 1

    Microsoft shot themselves in the foot when they released Vista. Another bullet for making DX10 Vista only for no reason. Another for asking companies to make DX10 games come out first and then a DX9c game months later. Another for requiring validation to download patches, and another for not making it a fool proof system.

    I swear to God, its a horrible joke at this point. Almost like when you hear trailer trash bitching about how their lives are so bad, when most of the time it was caused by a ten year long string of horrible decisions on their parts.

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  77. Re:Vista's "suckiness" is not a claim; it's a fact by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 0

    If Vista didn't suck then I wouldn't still be reading horror stories about DRM, HD-crippling, driver issues, kernel vulnerabilities etc. etc. etc. long after it has been released.

    Also, not even the most die-hard MS apologists I see advocate UPGRADING to Vista. They're simply saying that it's not bad. It's definitely not worth an upgrade, but if you're going to get a new machine, why avoid it? This is, of course, a different thing for businesses, since they can't just upgrade one machine at a time. Businesses probably won't be upgrading for a small eternity.

    Vista really doesn't suck as much as people say it does, and in those areas where it does fall short, it's not really Microsoft's fault (DRM, hooo!).

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  78. Running out of product keys??? by MikeR004 · · Score: 1

    Has anyone done the math? Running out of product keys is NOT the reason. The product key is 25 characters long and contains uppercase letters and digits. If, for arguments sake, 20 characters are real, and the last 5 are 'check characters', then this allows 36 ^ 20 possible combinations. This is 1.3E+31. This is enough for every person on earth to have a billion billion keys. If there are only 15 unique characters, with 10 'check characters', then this is 36 ^ 15 which is 2.2E+23. Or every person on earth could have about 3000 billion keys. I dont know what Micro$oft's real motive is here, but running out of keys is NOT it!!

    1. Re:Running out of product keys??? by Phil246 · · Score: 1

      It could simply be that - even although there is a huge range available; many are disabled as an anti-fraud measure.
      This update would simply enable a little bit more from the range.

    2. Re:Running out of product keys??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhuh, because every combination of characters is a valid key....

  79. Re:I'm so glad ... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

    I never said it does crash, i said "if you manage to crash"...
    Why don't you read the parent post that i was actually replying to, who claims that macs are stable because of a lack of (userland) software.

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  80. Re:I'm so glad ... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    I've seen a Server 2003 box do it once, and had Windows XP and Windows 2000 do it several times. To be honest, though, most of these problems seem to have been hardware-based.

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  81. Thrown at SCO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCO gets the book thrown at them...
    I think most slash-dotter would've prefer seeing chairs thrown at them instead of just the book...
  82. It's called good support by chewedtoothpick · · Score: 0, Troll

    This is why you Mac Zealots fail so.

    The article posts about supporting a product, as if it is a bad thing to do. The fact that Microshaft is still standing behind a 6-year-old operating system while it has two newer ones stands for their integrity. Let's see Apple do that - oh wait, they don't have a new OS in as much time, and make you pay for the major patches...

    Oh yes, Apple is SOO much better than Microsoft.

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    1. Re:It's called good support by Avor · · Score: 1

      Mac OSX Panther/Tiger/Leopard are all major advancements on the previous version; to the point where there is such a significant difference it is fair to call them new. A patch fixes an OS flaw; these are huge updates to the software itself. Major new features are built in; for example - Mac OSX Leopard is UNIX certified, meaning Apple will be one of only a few companies selling such a product.

      Microsoft Service Packs do nothing but fix their OS. They could call it "Huge attempt to fix mistakes v1" but that wouldn't look well, would it?

      Up until this post I didn't really notice anybody saying Apple was better than Microsoft; they were all wondering what the Service Pack was really for and why Microsoft limited the amount of keys so low and how XP Is cannibalizing the Vista market.

      Way to be paranoid and jump the gun.

    2. Re:It's called good support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The really sad thing is that most Mac zealots actually expect to have an updated 0.1+ release every couple of years and don't mind to pay the $130 for it (or whatever the price is).

      I'm wondering when it will either flatten out, or even when there will be a OS 11. The Mac OS update madness will never stop!

    3. Re:It's called good support by ItsLenny · · Score: 1

      the new service patch contains no bug fixes or features

      whats so "GOOD" about that support?
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    4. Re:It's called good support by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      The really sad thing is that most Mac zealots actually expect to have an updated 0.1+ release every couple of years

      Vista was delivered years behind schedule and missing promised features. This is not a virtue.

      and don't mind to pay the $130 for it

      Windows 2000=NT 5
      Windows XP=NT 5.1, upgrade RRP $199, the full version is $299 (which of these is less than $130?)
      Windows Vista=NT 6, but it's so popular they need to add more keys to XP.

      There you have it, conclusive proof that you totally lack any form of clue about version numbers, mathematics, or proficient trolling.

      The Mac OS update madness will never stop!

      Vista isn't a sign of sanity either.

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  83. Re:I'm so glad ... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 0, Redundant

    And what did the 5 year wait for Vista get Windows users? Oh look, a pretty new interface and more DRM! Seriously for most people there was no real benefit to getting Vista especially when they may have to upgrade their hardware (or get new hardware) just to get some of the features like Aero. Also software compatibility and stability issues are a major deterrence until MS can fix some of them. So a $79 upgrade to Vista may actually cost you more than $129 in terms of time, hardware, and pain.

    For the most part, a new OS X is optional, but there are a lot of new features that make the upgrade worthwhile. The old OS X version will still work. I have a Mac on 10.3 (Panther) that is still getting patches. Because Apple doesn't have software activation, I could upgrade it to Tiger without any charge. It would be somewhat dishonest, and I would have my conscience clear. When Leopard comes out, I'll upgrade my laptop and upgrade my desktop to Tiger.

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  84. Re:Vista's "suckiness" is not a claim; it's a fact by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    There's another issue for business aside from simply buying it on new machines. It's the issue of new procedures, new issues, hardware compatibility, software compatibility, and most frightening of all to IT managers, the users themselves. Folks have had years to get used to XP, and a lot of the bugs, security and otherwise, have been worked out of it. It's not a great operating system, but it's a familiar one, and a lot of IT guys (myself included) are taking the position "Better the devil you know than the devil you don't."

    There has always been something of an upgrade hell involved in moving to new operating systems, but never before have I seen such a general fear and distrust of an upgrade path(save perhaps from DOS 3.3 to DOS 4.0) as I've seen with Vista.

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  85. OS X and Linux by Darth+Cider · · Score: 1

    I always think of Brazil, the Terry Gilliam movie. One cosmetic-surgery patient favors a doctor who is completely ineffectual. The woman he treats looks older and older and older, but the doctor is adamant that only his treatment will work, and even sounds authoritative, despite his utter failure to deliver. Another woman favors a doctor who makes her look younger and younger and younger. The ineffectual doctor thinks he's on equal footing with the guy whose treatment actually works, and keeps demanding respect and attention and obeisance. He is the equivalent of Monty Python's Black Knight, From The Holy Grail movie, missing all his arms and legs, who calls to the knight who has just pathetically vanquished him, "Come back and fight, you chicken!"

    Microsoft is that way. Like the doctor in Brazil who keeps saying he has the cure, the treatment. Like the Black Knight that has been utterly defeated, who still thinks he's invincible.

    But the truth is that Microsoft has peaked and it's all downhill from here. I am preaching to the choir. Hope you all enjoy the similes, because they are... oddly on target, aren't they?

    Because, look, no trojans or viruses on OS X? How long can anyone keep that secret? Free, as in beer, with Linux? While old veryveryfast but not thefastest computers are obsolescenced by Moore'e Law?

    The TIME for Microsoft has passed, and everyone knows it, except the lawyers. The truth is, the lawyers are even squirming. They are never ones to be in it for the long haul. That's why they have hourly rates.

    Vista. Total, utter failure! No backtalk, now! This is really happening, Microsoft has lost its way and the wolves are at the door.

    1. Re:OS X and Linux by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Vista. Total, utter failure! No backtalk, now! This is really happening, Microsoft has lost its way and the wolves are at the door. BS.

      Windows 2000 was a total utter failure too, when it first came out. Applications and drivers designed for Windows 98, or for NT 4.0, didn't work. It couldn't play any games. People were switching back to Windows 98 in droves.

      Then, gradually, application vendors released patches, hardware manufacturers updated their drivers, and the next crop of Windows 2000 users absolutely loved it. So much so, that when Windows XP came out, they all swore they'd never upgrade to that bloated DRM-ridden pile of crap.

      Well, here we go again. Wait a year, people will love Vista.
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  86. Good by TheBrutalTruth · · Score: 1
    They need more keys. I just purchased 3 more licenses of XP Pro for the business, and will keep doing so until:

    1. M$ stops selling it

    2. My apps require Vista, or whatever

    3. People wise up and let me run Linux instead

    4. I can get the hell out of IT

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  87. How many copies have they sold? by Gonoff · · Score: 1

    There are 25 alphanumeric characters in the registration.
    According to the MS Windows calculator 36 to the power of 25 is...
    8.0828127746476406064313960045654e+38

    That is over 124,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 copies for every human being on the planet!

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    1. Re:How many copies have they sold? by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      You seem to forget that most keys constructed that way are not valid.
      After all, you want to reject the attempt to just use 77777-77777-77777-77777-77777 as a key (which worked in an older version).

      If only one in 1e+30 keys is valid, you run out after 8e+8 copies.

    2. Re:How many copies have they sold? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you never noticed, but you can't type in a random string of characters and have it work. You see, *MOST* of those keys are invalid thus requiring you to actually purchase a VALID key. I would guess an algorithm they're using only allows about 1 in multiple millions of possibilities to be valid.

      You must not understand this whole key thing....

  88. Re:I'm so glad ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Over how much time? What do those "OS" patches fix? 90% of the time I see Mac fans talking about how their OS needs fewer patches (which, incidentally, is really funny since it SHOULD be getting more - http://www.pcworld.com/article/id,135589-pg,1/arti cle.html ) than Windows, they count updates on Windows Update for thinks like WMP and Internet Explorer, yet they specifically omit updates for things like Quicktime and Safari as being important.

    Worthless Anti-MS FUD.

    The only reason Apple has fewer updates is that they don't bother to fix things like security vulnerabilities because no one cares enough to write viruses for it. Otherwise the huge list of known zero-days would have fixes.

  89. Gee... by Omeger · · Score: 1
    Instead, this exciting patch exists only to add new valid active product registration keys.

    Maybe Microsoft wants people to be able to enter in their CD-keys and not have Windows reject them. That sounds like a nifty feature.

  90. Re:Vista's "suckiness" is not a claim; it's a fact by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

    If Vista didn't suck then I wouldn't still be reading horror stories about DRM, HD-crippling, driver issues, kernel vulnerabilities etc. etc. etc. long after it has been released.

    Yeah, and using iTunes DRM will kill your pets also. Except I've been using iTunes and Vista for years and I've never run into any problems related to DRM or any of that horrible evil stuff Slashdotters are always ranting about. I've no problem with driver support, either. (BTW, the kernel vulnerability was a driver issue also.)

    Barely a week goes by without a handful of things like this or this cropping up.

    That's because you're getting your news from Slashdot. None of those stories are covered by the mainstream media because, other than Slashdot, nobody cares.

    I've been part of several discussions trying to ascertain what advantages Vista actually offers to outweigh the drawbacks and it ain't pretty. The bottom line for us, and I daresay hundreds of thousands of other organisations, is that XP works, is mostly stable and is well supported. Vista can't compete with that - and they're calling it an upgrade?

    Vista works better, is as (or more) stable, and is also well-supported. I'm surprised at how much more polished Vista is than XP.

    So if you need Microsoft - and unfortunately we still need to develop with DirectX - then XP will do fine.

    Ok, but please, PLEASE do your QA and testing on Vista as well for people who prefer it. Don't be EA.

  91. Obvious Answer Missed by Aqua_boy17 · · Score: 1

    Because it's there?

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  92. Re:I'm so glad ... by spiffyman · · Score: 1
    Since March 19 of this year. Roughly 5 months.

    90% of the time ... they count updates on Windows Update for thinks like WMP and Internet Explorer, yet they specifically omit updates for things like Quicktime and Safari as being important. Which doesn't include this time, since I specifically noted how many updates there were for each category.

    Look, I'm not trying to be a fanatic here. I've run Ubuntu since late last year, thanks largely to responses to an "Ask Slashdot" article I submitted. I ran Windows for years before that after growing up with Macs. And I appreciate the link - I hadn't read about that yet. You're right: it's b.s. when these sorts of things go ignored, and the Samba deficiency your link mentions had always bugged me.

    But the issue I was responding to wasn't security-related. It was related to, basically, the number of times the user has to reboot. It was a narrow focus, and now I've had two ACs jump my ass with specious claims about what I said and lame guilt-by-association techniques all aided by a disingenuous representation of my claims.

    The only reason Apple has fewer updates is that they don't bother to fix things like security vulnerabilities ... Maybe, but not necessarily. One big consolidated patch would take away your ammo and leave me with mine, mostly because you changed the subject.
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  93. Re:I'm so glad ... by lordtoran · · Score: 1

    Fords are not bad enough for a Windows analogy. Windows is more like a Fiat: It runs quite well for half a year, then everything breaks down at the same time and you are shocked to find out it's cheaper to buy a new car than to repair it.

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  94. Re:I'm so glad ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the 10 millionth time: OS X 'service packs' or point upgrades are free. 10.4.1, 10.4.2, etc. etc. The new versions of the operating system cost $129, and are of course optional in the same way upgrading from XP to Vista is optional. But there is no activation or copy protection with OS X. So OS X is just as freely available as corporate versions of XP on the torrent sites.

    As far as the 'two year' interval, I'm glad that a company developing an operating system is actually doing work to make releases on a continued basis, unlike Microsoft.

    BTW how do you run a Mac without 'constant' update and restart warnings? Apple has released 5x the amount of updates and security fixes in the past few months as Windows XP, Vista, and Linux combined.

    *Sigh* Does you mommy know you are using her computer?

    I'm glad you are yet another ignorant Windows user too...

  95. Re:Vista's "suckiness" is not a claim; it's a fact by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

    Doh, typo. I haven't been using Vista for years, I've been using it for months. iTunes I have been using for years. Sorry.

  96. Re:the beginning of the end by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

    ...The thing is that Microsoft isn't losing money on Vista. On the contrary. They're making good money off of both their new and their old product, and having two products on a market supplementing eachother like XP and Vista do is only a positive thing for Microsoft. It helps retain the userbase through to the next generation of the OS. Actually, they are losing money on Vista. Failure to upgrade to Vista produces a cascading failure to upgrade other products (Office, some of the DRM products) and also loses them mindshare. In case you haven't been following the magazines that cover these types of things, CIO's not only are now aware of alternatives to MS, but are actively considering the potential to rolling them out instead of Windows. This year is the first year that CIOs responded with the potential for rolling out Macs. That's huge news.

    The reasons for this? The utter and abject failure of Vista. Vista means retraining. Vista means large hardware upgrade costs. Vista means a whole slew of new IT issues. When taken in that context, alternatives that seemed untenable just a year ago all of a sudden start looking attractive.

    Will MS go broke? Naah. But they're certainly not retaining users (their only real goal since they're a monopoly). What we are seeing in retrospect is the peak of MS about 5-7 years ago. First Linux took the datacenter, and now a combination of IE dropping to under 75% marketshare coupled with increased interest in alternative OSes and office suites and the recent shenanigans of DirectX all weaken MS's monopoly hold on the desktop.
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  97. Re:I'm so glad ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So...hey there stranger....what's your WAN IP? >:)

  98. Re:I'm so glad ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I never understand why people respond to lies against their fan product with equally obvious lies supporting it. What's the point? Actually, I don't care much.

  99. Re:the beginning of the end by mikkelm · · Score: 1

    They've always been considering alternatives when available. It's nothing new just because the media focuses on it.

    They key aspect of this is that while there are alternatives, obviously, people are still buying XP, and to a lesser extent Vista. If companies keep buying XP, those companies aren't going to roll out a new OS in the next two or three years.

    Two or three years from now, a computer that will run Vista perfectly fine is going to cost the same as a computer that runs XP perfectly fine today. Two or three years from now, Vista will have had a lot of initial bugs ironed out, and a few service packs to go along with it, drastically reducing cost, and probably making it cheaper than having to roll out alternative software on alternative OS', and educate your entire workforce in their use. Vista is Windows. Anyone who's been working on XP in their office for any period of time can figure Vista out. Even if they hadn't, in two or three years, OEM machines will have shipped with a flavour of Vista for years.

    People aren't going to switch to Linux because they use Firefox. People aren't going to ditch Exchange because they use Open Office. People aren't going to care -at all- that Microsoft updated their DirectX specs of all things, because people just do not care, and it just is not going to affect them.

    Microsoft are benefitting from people still buying XP licenses. They're still on a Microsoft operating system using Microsoft software, and when they're up for a change of operating system, Microsoft will likely still be the best bet. Losing customers to competition is more or less inevitable, but thinking that Microsoft are facing any real setback because businesses are actually buying their software is stupid. It's all about vendor lockdown. Not which specific products you use.

  100. Re:the beginning of the end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesn't matter. If the next financial years report shows a downturn in the previously very profitable Windows & Office groups and Microsoft don't have a good explanation, the shareholders will certainly begin to ask questions. If it happens for a second year, Balmer may have to walk.

    Even companies the size of Microsoft have to keep the shareholders happy, and they are a fickle bunch of quick to anger.

  101. Just like Slashdot to get the story wrong... by ocbwilg · · Score: 1

    akkarin noted a story about a new Service patch for XP. Dubbed SP2c, the new service patch contains no bug fixes or features. Instead, this exciting patch exists only to add new valid active product registration keys. Oops.

    ...when it comes to Windows. Seriously, I think that the editors (and most of the readers) here see something that sounds ridiculous and say, "Oh, it's for Windows. It must be true, no matter how silly it seems."

    This is not a new service pack. This is not a patch. It is a new OEM release of Windows XP that includes a different activation keyspace because they were running out of activation keys. Current Windows users don't need to do or install anything. Future Windows users won't need to do or install anything. The only case where you might have to do something differently is if you have multiple copies lying around and try to use an old media kit with a new activation key, or vice versa. But assuming that you have a legal copy of Windows, you should have keys and media that match.

  102. 640K by roelbj · · Score: 1

    I agree. (640K x 10,000)^4 + 3,000,000 ought to be enough for anybody.

  103. Blasphemer! by nlinecomputers · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...The G*tes (Blessed be his name, which we may not write upon anything impermanent)


    And you dare to imply that Slashdot isn't permanent? Never have I witnessed a more true blasphemy.

    We are permanent. We are one. We are +5 Karmawhores and can afford to burn. You promote a false God. There is only one root.
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    1. Re:Blasphemer! by empaler · · Score: 1

      There is only one MCP.

  104. I select updates individually by Cracked+Pottery · · Score: 1

    I administer a very small shop, i.e. my home, but I am not willing to trust M$ about anything. Keep track of what is visited and flag what is a threat. Control incoming ports and educate users about email dangers and why visiting Pron sites is a bad idea, just because they are a lure, (notwithstanding the allure of the hot babe on babe action that you might find there along with the automatically installed malware).

  105. Bwahahahahahah!!! by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    Tell me again how Vista is selling well!

    Bwahahahahaha!!!

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  106. Article written by wankers... by Cervantes · · Score: 1

    Rather than count on an 85/15 split in sales between Vista and XP, said Chris Liddell, Microsoft now expects a 78/22 split, an increase of nearly 50% in anticipated XP sales. Seriously, what is this hardon everyone has for "XP still selling strong"?? The new OS is now accounting for 78% of OS sales, that's pretty damn good! Not everyone is going to immediately jump ship for a new OS. But instead, XP sales are adjusted from 15% to 22%, and it's "an increase of nearly 50%". And yes, that is technically correct (the best kind of correct), but still completely undermines the reality that Vista accounts for 4 out of every 5 OS sales for MS.

    I wish they'd put crap like that at the top of the articles, so I could stop reading there and have a bit more of my life back.
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  107. TEH OMG!!!111!11!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TEH OMG!!11!!1! How DARE that evil dastardly MS actually try to make sure we can't steal their software?

    Doesn't Mikr0$$$$$$$$$l0th understand that programmers deserve to be unpaid slave labor? They are going to kill FOSS!!!! TEH OMG!!!11!!1!

    1. Re:TEH OMG!!!111!11!! by Hucko · · Score: 1

      Say it again with me, "This does not stop pirating". This just makes average slob pay twice for software they can't prove they bought. I bought Win XP, except that it appears obviously official, I can't prove it was not installed on another computer. Why? The original computer was stolen, but not the disk.

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    2. Re:TEH OMG!!!111!11!! by quux4 · · Score: 1

      If you bought the retail version of XP, you can install on another system, then. OEM copies are 'locked' to the first computer they are installed on.

      You ... knew that, right? Or were you trying to mislead people here?

    3. Re:TEH OMG!!!111!11!! by Hucko · · Score: 1

      Nope... It can only be installed on one computer. While there is nothing to physically stop me, the license states it is to be installed on one computer at a time. The stolen computer has the original install, ergo I can't install it on another.

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    4. Re:TEH OMG!!!111!11!! by quux4 · · Score: 1

      If I were you, I'd go ahead and install it, then. If it takes you to phone activation, tell 'em your computer was stolen, feeling free to provide the case number your local law enforcement gave you. betcha a buck they allow the activation.

  108. Vista's Search is worth it by DrDitto · · Score: 1

    Vista's fully-indexed search is worth the upgrade IMHO. I'm not an organized guy and I need help with finding my docs.

  109. Incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dell offers XP on their business-class Latitude laptops.

  110. Ooh! Offensive is my hobby! by empaler · · Score: 1

    Oooh! I'm Danish, so I feel I need to contribute here...
    http://perkypants.org.nyud.net:8090/blog/wp-conten t/uploads/2006/03/bill-gates.jpg
    http://www.wayodd.com.nyud.net:8090/funny-pictures 2/funny-pictures-the-bill-gates-empire-xFw.jpg

    My internet connection is acting up, so I'm afraid you'll have yo imagine further insults to Gates, the eater of souls.

  111. Re:the beginning of the end by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

    Your supposition is that MS will continue to sell XP. They've stated that their desire is to EOL it ASAP. The failure of Vista is apparent in the undesired extended sales cycle of XP demanded by customers.

    Those customers know that XP will end. They also know that barring an asteroid or hell freezing over, the main UI issues that made them not want Vista in the first place will not be available in 2-3 years either. What will be available are most likely very close clones of the apps they want on OSes that mimmic their known UIs. It won't be a MS OS, but most likely Linux varieties.

    Such is how monopolies screw up and lose their market in the digital age.

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  112. Re:Vista's "suckiness" is not a claim; it's a fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Real businesses buy machines, and immediately wipe the operating system.

    Seriously.

    Think of all that crapware that came on your Dell. Frigging McAfee or whatever. A real IT shop ain't going to support that random crap. They say "standard image" and that's that.

    So if my next computer for work comes with Vista, I certainly won't see it.

    It's a nice business, isn't it? The microsoft tax gets paid twice, once for the OEM O/S and a second time for the corporate licence.

  113. "good enough" by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Thats one reason VHS won out over Beta.. For the average joe "good enough" is how they live their lives, and they make up most of any large consumer market.

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  114. Re:the beginning of the end by mikkelm · · Score: 1

    Vista is hardly failing. Comparing the first year of sales of Vista to the first year of sales of XP is comparing apples to oranges, and all in all, Vista sales aren't really all that bad. Of course Microsoft wants to EOL old products so that they won't have to put as much money and effort into supporting and updating them. Any company would. The fact of the matter is that they will continue to sell it for as long as they will benefit from it, and they will benefit from it for as long as a significant amount of business customers want to use it. Again, vendor lockdown. The flavour of the OS is insignificant, as long as it says Windows on it, integrates with AD and relies on Microsoft Office and Exchange for productivity, because when time comes to upgrade the OS, they'll be in that deep enough for Microsoft to realistically be the only option.

    I'm not exactly sure what you mean by that the "main UI issues that made them not want Vista in the first place will not be available in 2-3 years either". Firstly, I highly doubt that the reason why businesses are hesitant to adopt Vista is UI related, and even if it was, one would think that the absence of show-stopping issues would be a positive thing.

    In either case, "closely mimicing" UIs and applications is not what businesses want. They want the actual software they've gotten comfortable with, and they want an OS compatible with their existing infrastructure. Not some alternative that does less or exactly the same, just in a different way. After all, the training and initial drop in productivity per worker is far more expensive to a Microsoft-only company than a Windows XP license and a copy of Office 2007.

    That is how monopolies consolidate their position in the market in the digital age.

  115. Try Puppy Linux or Damn Small Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Puppy Linux

    Damn Small Linux

    Try a live CD of either one. They should work fine on your specs.

  116. Re:the beginning of the end by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

    Vista is hardly failing. Were Vista any company's product other than MS, it would be an utter and complete failure and be a footnote today. The only reason it's alive today is because of MS's monopoly (but weakening) hold on the distribution chain. There have been questions raised as to how many "real" copies have actually been sold, and how many are marketing arithmetic.

    I'm not exactly sure what you mean by that the "main UI issues that made them not want Vista in the first place will not be available in 2-3 years either". Firstly, I highly doubt that the reason why businesses are hesitant to adopt Vista is UI related, and even if it was, one would think that the absence of show-stopping issues would be a positive thing. You under-estimate the power of inertia. Businesses don't want new interfaces. New interfaces mean losses due to training and lowered productivity due to inexperience. From a business perspective, software UI changes are bad. You have to remember that the bulk of users in this category are largely computer illiterate, and might even have problems turning their computer on or using the cup holder.

    In 2-3 years, Vista's interface will still be Vista's, and not XPs. Linux, however, will probably provide a desktop almost indistinguishable from today's XP. So, if your choice was to pay MS large sums of cash for Vista and suffer the losses due to training and lowered productivity, or switch vendors and install Linux with lowered costs and no losses in productivity and training, which way would you go?

    In either case, "closely mimicing" UIs and applications is not what businesses want. They want the actual software they've gotten comfortable with, and they want an OS compatible with their existing infrastructure. Not some alternative that does less or exactly the same, just in a different way. After all, the training and initial drop in productivity per worker is far more expensive to a Microsoft-only company than a Windows XP license and a copy of Office 2007. I'm not sure why you're arguing, as you've just supported my argument, and possible presented it better than my first post. Read the above with "Vista" in mind as the alternative. BTW, Office 2007 is also not as widely adopted as some would like. I'm using it at work, and I must admit that I dislike it greatly. It's not merely the UI menu changes that suck, but the entire interface just reminds me of Fisher Price.
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  117. Re:the beginning of the end by mikkelm · · Score: 1

    I'm absolutely not supporting your argument in any way, and if you think that I am, I don't think you quite understand what I am saying. No, Linux distributions will never be indistinguishable from Windows XP as long as there are laywers on the planet. Yes, Vista's UI will still be Vista's UI in three years, but you fail to understand that in three years, OEMs will have been shipping their boxes with Vista as standard for four years. Long enough for any office worker to have grown accustomed to it.

    In either event, training the single digit percent of workers who may not have gotten comfortable with Vista in that time is infinitely less costly than educating users on how to use software that neither looks nor behaves like they're used to. You, however, seem to be supporting my argument in that aspect, and you're the one who seems to be forgetting that the users aren't always very tech savvy.

    The fact that you're saying that a Linux alternative would bring on "no losses in productivity and training" doesn't really inspire a lot of confidence in your knowledge on this topic, as I'm sure most objective people would agree.

    As for Office 2007 having a Fisher Price UI, they said exactly the same about XP. Look at where that got them.

  118. Re:Vista's "suckiness" is not a claim; it's a fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Vista works better,

    I've been telling my coworkers that changing from one well known set of problems (XP) to another, new and uncharted set of problems (Vista) most of which haven't surfaced yet, is dangerous.

    IOW, we mostly know XP by know. We know its weaknesses and strengths. Why should we now change to something that has unknown weaknesses and strengths?

  119. RAM per object setting, total objects, quickstart by e2point71828 · · Score: 1

    RTFM/Google
    Lots of the Windows API is undocumented and that very part is fast and makes Office fast.
    IF they open the API, (i said IF, and just theoretically) OO.o will be much faster, so will Java, GTK+, PHP, and so on. Apache will be stable as well. But that is IF.

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  120. Re:the beginning of the end by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

    I'm absolutely not supporting your argument in any way... Perhaps you're not saying what you think you're saying? I said "Businesses don't want new interfaces." and you said "They want the actual software they've gotten comfortable with, and they want an OS compatible with their existing infrastructure." Now, the software they've gotten comfortable with is XP, not Vista. XP is still shipping for this very reason, because they didn't want to switch. OEM's are shipping XP to businesses. Heck, I just left a Fortune 100 company with 10s of thousands of employees that was just switching to XP. Vista won't be in their sights for at least 7 years or XP maintenance stops, whichever comes first. They just updated to Office XP as well.

    As far as infrastructure goes, you've got AD, Exchange, and potentially file servers. File servers are the easiest, as you can drop in Linux based systems with Samba seamlessly. AD can be replaced with LDAP depending on how deeply you drank of the MS koolaid. Which leaves Exchange, a pretty horrid POS, but better than many alternatives (Notes?, no thank you).

    In either event, training the single digit percent of workers who may not have gotten comfortable with Vista in that time is infinitely less costly than educating users on how to use software that neither looks nor behaves like they're used to. You, however, seem to be supporting my argument in that aspect, and you're the one who seems to be forgetting that the users aren't always very tech savvy. Considering how many users are still running some version of Win9x... I think you far over-estimate how many people will be running Vista enough to be familiar with it. There's also a large number of us that have looked at Vista and said "No Thank You". The DRM crap in Vista is reason enough to ditch it. Add on the phone home crap (for the tin-foil crowd) the effects of the DRM in significantly reduced performance and you have no reason to switch. (And for those like me who can't even stand XP's reduced performance with the useless fisher price eye-candy, that performance hit is even more noticeable.)

    The fact that you're saying that a Linux alternative would bring on "no losses in productivity and training" doesn't really inspire a lot of confidence in your knowledge on this topic, as I'm sure most objective people would agree.

    As for Office 2007 having a Fisher Price UI, they said exactly the same about XP. Look at where that got them. That latter line should say something - XP was FP compared to Win2K, and now Vista is FP compared to XP....

    But back to the topic: I note that I presented scenarios based on what I see really happening, supported by published reports. You respond first by hand-waving, and now by attempting to disparage me. I can only surmise that you've run out of "facts" and even opinions to argue with. I must conclude you have no real knowledge of how people and corporations work, and perhaps this posting will educate you a little. I'll trickle in one more trinket: not a single corporation I'm aware of has moved or even stated they have plans to move to Vista. That includes my current company that's (prematurely) jumped on the Office 07 bandwagon, but then again, we're high tech and small....
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  121. Re:the beginning of the end by mikkelm · · Score: 1

    Heh, from that reply, I can tell that debating with you is going to be like talking to a brick wall. Saying that LDAP can replace AD with no required training and no loss of productivity is preposterous, as pretty much anyone in the business would agree. Even saying that a linux distro is ever going to create a completely smooth transition from XP with no loss of productivity and no training required is ridiculous to the point of inanity. Anyone with any kind of knowledge about it, and with any kind of experience implementing this stuff in a business environment will attest to that. That is clearly an indication that you have neither to any significant extent.

    As for Windows 9x use in the Western world, it is insignificant and diminishing. Unless you can provide any of those published reports you claim to be supported by, I'm going to assume that you're just pulling this out of a dark orifice.

    You haven't presented anything more credible or objectively supported than I have yet, and yet you appear to believe that your observations are somehow more credibly without knowing my background at all. I can only surmise that you've never actually had any intention of debating this, and that you're stuck in the same track, convinced that you're right, and everyone else is wrong.

    You come off as a bitter old man who is out of touch with reality, and out of touch with the needs and desires of the users who will ultimately be operating this software. I interact with hundreds of these people ona daily basis, and I can assure you that the general consensus is that Windows XP is fine, there's nothing wrong with the UI, and that of the people who've tried Vista, the majority are positive towards it.

    Your views are jaded to a painfully obvious extent.

  122. Re:the beginning of the end by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1
    Your first line in the response says I shouldn't respond unless I have extra time...

    Heh, from that reply, I can tell that debating with you is going to be like talking to a brick wall. Saying that LDAP can replace AD with no required training and no loss of productivity is preposterous, as pretty much anyone in the business would agree. Even saying that a linux distro is ever going to create a completely smooth transition from XP with no loss of productivity and no training required is ridiculous to the point of inanity. Anyone with any kind of knowledge about it, and with any kind of experience implementing this stuff in a business environment will attest to that. That is clearly an indication that you have neither to any significant extent.

    In short, you're stuck on the IT view, and the training of the IT dept you're in. In a well-run IT dept, you only wind up training a few IT people compared to thousands of other employees. Which do you think is cheaper? Training a handful of tech people to properly support a system vs teaching many an entirely new way of working?

    I'll also note that I never said such a transition was "free" in the sense of no cost, and I never mentioned anything in the context of the IT dept supporting such a change.

    So, since we're speaking of the IT dept costs, what exactly is the cost for the IT dept in supporting the new Vista and the loss in productivity? "Anyone with any kind of knowledge about it, and with any kind of experience implementing this stuff in a business environment will attest to that. That is clearly an indication that you have neither to any significant extent."

    As for Windows 9x use in the Western world, it is insignificant and diminishing. Unless you can provide any of those published reports you claim to be supported by, I'm going to assume that you're just pulling this out of a dark orifice.

    Actually, they claim about 3% of active web users. If you're still running 95/98/ME, what are the chances you're actually on the web? We all know that web statistics mean diddly.

    I interact with hundreds of these people ona daily basis, and I can assure you that the general consensus is that Windows XP is fine, there's nothing wrong with the UI, and that of the people who've tried Vista, the majority are positive towards it.

    Ahh, the old anecdotal argument. Well, out of the folks I know, who of course only work at little ole Fortune 500 companies and the like, not a single one likes Vista, not a single one is looking to deploy it, and only two folks that aren't in a decision chain even remotely accept it as their current OS. The rest are running XP, uninstalled Vista if they had it, or have switched to Macs within the last 2 years. (I should mention that my particular circle tends to work with business apps that deal with triffles of billions of dollars and the like, and therefore their opinions, desires, and wants are probably completely irrelevant.)

    Your views are jaded to a painfully obvious extent.

    Quite the contrary. I speak from experience. I will admit to you that I actually held a recently expired MCSE (finally, Hooray!). I'm probably responsible for successfully installing more MS crap than your entire circle of friends, acquaintances, and their friends and acquaintances combined (this is a really really large number), but lets not let that weigh on this. Vista is shit. Pure and utter shit. If you can't see that, you're blind. It might succeed precisely because you and many like you are blind. I hope that won't come to pass.

    But that's my opinion and desires. The debate is about XP vs Vista and 3 years hence and my statement that Linux makes a better replacement for XP than Vista. Since Linux has been dubbed (with the KDE interface) an XP wanna be, and Vista most certainly isn't, that would say that merely by that criticism leveled by those that wish to disparage Linux that the Linux KDE interface is already closer to XP than Vista is, as Vista is a

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