I believe tomorrow they will come out with the service "digital slashdot" aka. dslashdot, where they take stupid premises and put them on a website that no one can access.
I physically abused my Blue and White G3 Tower. Apparently the plastic on it is not "bullet proof", as repeated punches to the side panel caused it to shatter. It didn't hurt or help the crashes.
Then there was the time my L3 cache went on a dual 800 processor module. Soldering wasn't helping as the capacitors kept falling off like they were trying to get away.
Apparently a dremel with a metal-oxide cutting wheel grinding the cache down until the bare copper of the circuit board is exposed does not fix that problem.
Of course after about 10 miles I have to push the car to my destination, but while those driving by are laughing in their SUV's, I'm laughing all the way to the bank...well, mostly grunting...but there's a lot of time for laughing I could be using...leaves time for my hobbies...ya know...like...pushing things.
...one of the more recent "Terrible Terry Tate" Reebok advertisements, in which Terry's company had looked into other fields of athleticism for productivity boosters. Needless to say the Biathalon skier/shooter did not work out very well.
Expect rollerblading ushers with NVG's and long rifles by July 4th.
I never see anything about what type of screw goes where. I was taking apart a Pismo 400 the other day and while I thought I could remember where each screw went I later realized that I could not. Of course now I can seeing as how I had to take it apart a few times to make sure everything was seated correctly.
Needless to say, when you feel resistance on a screw and you're not quite sure where it goes, don't keep screwing it in. That goes for laptops and women.
I thought this was a case of an episode of some show finding a lost doctor in taping. Perhaps we could put ' 's or " 's around phrases that are easily mistaken for other meanings.
Yes I know that it was pretty easy to figure out the actual meaning even after re-reading the title, but that's like saying spelling isn't important because u can figer ot te meening if yu luk longenuf.
Augment it by adding shredding capability, a nice adjunct to the new File Vault encryption capability. (Shredding should be done on a document-by-document basis, since by its nature it takes a long time.) Couple the shredding with the ability to "clean:" your Mac. It does no good to shred a document if a RAM image persists in virtual memory on the disk. If we're going for privacy, let's make it a complete solution.
There is a Secure Empty Trash option in the Finder Menu the last time I checked.
I have to wonder whether it's a good idea to start messing with virtual memory in use by applications. How is the Finder supposed to know if that data is still in VM considering the program likely to be viewing it has already given up that space to free resources. Even if you do have a static VM are you sure that those resources are not being shuffled to various sectors on the disk?
Do you want to zero data when resources are released? Do you want to have the hard drive sitting there until the residual magnetic field has shifted to match your new dataset?...lol
Now they can direct their advertising focus to dancing office workers getting the congratulation dunk, reading server manuals, and kids playing imaginary line art pianos. We're looking at a smooth transition here.
A life, a woman, and a large object for blunt force trauma.
I don't know, but it seems to me someone with a caffiene addiction really isn't trying hard enough to get that brain shattering cranial crushing stroke inducing migraine we all long for.
That kind of headache requires at least two jobs, one toddler, a pregnant woman in her 9th month, and repeated blows with a lead pipe on the temples (the last one is for tweaking).
"SCO is claiming parenthood of that child and now wants to make money off the earnings of that child. Even though SCO has refused to undergo the technical equivalent of DNA testing, and even though my (and other people's) DNA is probably all over Linux."
Is Linux a child or a prostitute?
I guess the code really has matured and open source is taking on a whole new meaning.
We've continue to try this at my workplace weekly, only to find that the spam continues, and the users are not happy. Go figure.
I believe tomorrow they will come out with the service "digital slashdot" aka. dslashdot, where they take stupid premises and put them on a website that no one can access.
I got .172 seconds with tomato and consistently .219 seconds with every other color...so I don't think green is necessarily better.
I physically abused my Blue and White G3 Tower. Apparently the plastic on it is not "bullet proof", as repeated punches to the side panel caused it to shatter. It didn't hurt or help the crashes.
Then there was the time my L3 cache went on a dual 800 processor module. Soldering wasn't helping as the capacitors kept falling off like they were trying to get away.
Apparently a dremel with a metal-oxide cutting wheel grinding the cache down until the bare copper of the circuit board is exposed does not fix that problem.
I drive a geo prizm and get 40 miles per gallon.
Of course after about 10 miles I have to push the car to my destination, but while those driving by are laughing in their SUV's, I'm laughing all the way to the bank...well, mostly grunting...but there's a lot of time for laughing I could be using...leaves time for my hobbies...ya know...like...pushing things.
...one of the more recent "Terrible Terry Tate" Reebok advertisements, in which Terry's company had looked into other fields of athleticism for productivity boosters. Needless to say the Biathalon skier/shooter did not work out very well.
Expect rollerblading ushers with NVG's and long rifles by July 4th.
Apparently by using Firebird I was decreasing my TCO more than I thought!
Woot!
I never see anything about what type of screw goes where. I was taking apart a Pismo 400 the other day and while I thought I could remember where each screw went I later realized that I could not. Of course now I can seeing as how I had to take it apart a few times to make sure everything was seated correctly.
Needless to say, when you feel resistance on a screw and you're not quite sure where it goes, don't keep screwing it in. That goes for laptops and women.
Does this mean I can brag that I beat Tetris at level 52 or do I have to say I beat tetris at oc26?
Actually I think this means I will lose at tetris twice as fast.
Get him a fleshlight, so he has something to play with when you dump him for his horrible excuse for a Valentine's gift.
Maybe it's those 51 dollar beans he's been eating.
This headline indicates that lie detecting glasses are already on the market!
I thought this was a case of an episode of some show finding a lost doctor in taping. Perhaps we could put ' 's or " 's around phrases that are easily mistaken for other meanings.
Yes I know that it was pretty easy to figure out the actual meaning even after re-reading the title, but that's like saying spelling isn't important because u can figer ot te meening if yu luk longenuf.
I didn't realize it, but I guess squatting in IRC and bb's belittling others for my own amusement is a social activity!
Maybe they should differentiate between social activities that are beneficial to all...and fun.
There is a Secure Empty Trash option in the Finder Menu the last time I checked.
I have to wonder whether it's a good idea to start messing with virtual memory in use by applications. How is the Finder supposed to know if that data is still in VM considering the program likely to be viewing it has already given up that space to free resources. Even if you do have a static VM are you sure that those resources are not being shuffled to various sectors on the disk?
Do you want to zero data when resources are released? Do you want to have the hard drive sitting there until the residual magnetic field has shifted to match your new dataset?...lol
Now they can direct their advertising focus to dancing office workers getting the congratulation dunk, reading server manuals, and kids playing imaginary line art pianos. We're looking at a smooth transition here.
I predict massive gains.
So if I was worried enough to set a root password on my linux box, I would be worried enough to use this patch right?
A life, a woman, and a large object for blunt force trauma.
I don't know, but it seems to me someone with a caffiene addiction really isn't trying hard enough to get that brain shattering cranial crushing stroke inducing migraine we all long for.
That kind of headache requires at least two jobs, one toddler, a pregnant woman in her 9th month, and repeated blows with a lead pipe on the temples (the last one is for tweaking).
...my line is 20Mb/sec!!!
Ummm...nevermind.
"SCO is claiming parenthood of that child and now wants to make money off the earnings of that child. Even though SCO has refused to undergo the technical equivalent of DNA testing, and even though my (and other people's) DNA is probably all over Linux."
Is Linux a child or a prostitute?
I guess the code really has matured and open source is taking on a whole new meaning.
So how much is the service and when is the RIAA going to shut it down?
He's crashed...control-alt-delete! control-alt-delete! Jiggle the cable!
Oh ok there he goes...Guilty!
Hey sexy lady. Wanna kill all humans?
Well you only really need one any key. Anything else is just redundant. Wait, I already said that...
Given that I thought the show had been cancelled at least 2 years ago, I've had enough time to grieve and have gotten over it.
Now you tell me that the show is just being cancelled after tonight?
That's like watching your dog jump out in front of a car, thinking he's dead, and your parents keeping him locked in the basement for 2 years.
First the dog, now this?!?!
"Honey comes from a bee's behind...milk comes from a cow's behind..."-Slurm Queen
"I'll tell ya where...at home, a'washin' its tights!"
As always, where is Batman when you need him?