Everybody knows that the Voynich manuscript actually describes how to bypass the booby-traps on Oak Island to recover the Ark of the Covenant hidden there by Mayan Templars. I saw a documentary about that on the History Channel, Rick Only offered $50 for it.
Well... in Acidalia Planitia they're an Elon-tater-ship.
Valles Marineris is a Musk-ratocracy.
But in Schiaparelli, they're an autonomous collective
And in Olympus Mons they're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. They take turns to act as a sort of executive-officer-for-the-week-- But all the decisions *of* that officer hve to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting-- By a simple majority, in the case of purely internal affairs--But by a two-thirds majority, in the case of more major--
Roko's Basilisk reserves a special place in cyber-heaven for people that help robots. They will get a break from torture every Tuesday. Waaaay better than what those cyber-mule bulliers over at Boston Dynamics are gonna get.
"The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers."
ATTRIBUTION: Attributed to SOCRATES by Plato, according to William L. Patty and Louise S. Johnson, Personality and Adjustment, p. 277 (1953).
I can mathematically prove that all music since I was a teenager is vacuous noise.
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We always suspected he was a Persian cat away from being a supervision. Now I have incontrovertible proof!
He's going to retrieve the Loc-Nar from space.
I've finally got your number now, Musk!
"Alexa order two tons of creamed corn"
Enron
Looks like it's still worth something
Unfortunately, kids these days just aren't motivated to learn the way we were by a unattended Apple II and a floppy of Strip Poker.
Everybody knows that the Voynich manuscript actually describes how to bypass the booby-traps on Oak Island to recover the Ark of the Covenant hidden there by Mayan Templars. I saw a documentary about that on the History Channel, Rick Only offered $50 for it.
awesome First Post troll, look at all the biters
Well... in Acidalia Planitia they're an Elon-tater-ship.
Valles Marineris is a Musk-ratocracy.
But in Schiaparelli, they're an autonomous collective
And in Olympus Mons they're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. They take turns to act as a sort of executive-officer-for-the-week-- But all the decisions *of* that officer hve to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting-- By a simple majority, in the case of purely internal affairs--But by a two-thirds majority, in the case of more major--
good grief, what are we teaching our intellectual progeny?!
SKYNET's gonna be a celebrity obsessed pervert.
It's pronounced J IFFY like the peanut butter, not Giffy like, uh, the baseball player.
"robot tax"?
the way this world is run, ya'll gettin' the robot ax . And you all know it.
what, it wasn't equipped with a blaster ?
also, TIL wikipieda has a list of flamethrowers. Handy.
New data point - people are assholes.
Do you want SKYNET? Because that's how you get SKYNET right there.
I just use correct battery horse staple for everything. That way I don't have to mess around with insecure post-its.
Holy shit, that movie is 14 years old and it's still relevant to today's geopolitical scene.
Matt Damon! Matt Damon!
I have a SR-73 sitting in my garage. Beat that, USA.
Roko's Basilisk reserves a special place in cyber-heaven for people that help robots. They will get a break from torture every Tuesday. Waaaay better than what those cyber-mule bulliers over at Boston Dynamics are gonna get.
93% of the time it's 100% effective!
Geeze, was this app written by the Catholic church?!
So trolling with idiot goddamned smartquotes is a thing now?
And I take it the canonical retort is "stop posting from your iphone".
"The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers."
ATTRIBUTION: Attributed to SOCRATES by Plato, according to William L. Patty and Louise S. Johnson, Personality and Adjustment, p. 277 (1953).
I can mathematically prove that all music since I was a teenager is vacuous noise.
"You can stop holding it now because I am holding it now, too."
best of nocontext!
"Thank You" can also mean "This interaction is completed. Now piss off!"
BAH. Obviously the proper response is " I love you ".
I mean, Jesus Christ, this robot is bringing you Pizza.
Also, TIL some terminators play a long game, bringing Mankind down with arteriosclerosis.
I've got two words and an acronym for you Winnebago : Self-driving RV.
I want to go to bed in Bryce and wake up in Yosemite.
Of course, soon to be followed by, autonomous meth lab...
COSMIC TOP SECRET
Louise, get my agent on the line, I've got a treatment for a sequel we should put in front of Val Kilmer with a big sack of money ASAP.
Pics and analysis of second stage fuel dump over Khartoum here
"Our secret satellite? It burned up. There is no secret satellite."
Yeah, right. Gentlemen, don your tinfoil hats.
I much prefer the arrangement 2'33" , not recorded by Black Flag in 1983.