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FEMA Demands Use of IE To File Online Katrina Claims

WebHostingGuy writes "As reported by MSNBC, if you survived the hurricane and are a Mac, Linux or Firefox user you cannot file a claim online. Further, you must have javascript enabled or face rejection. From the site: 'We are sorry for not being able to proceed your requests because you have failed our tests.' Opera and Netscape don't work either." Also reported at InformationWeek. From that story: "To file a claim online at FEMA's Individual Assistance Center, where citizens can apply for government help, the browser must be IE 6.0 or later with JavaScript enabled. That cuts out everyone running Linux or the Mac operating systems, as well as Windows users running alternate browsers such as Firefox or Opera. When TechWeb tested the site using Windows XP and Firefox 1.0.6, the message 'In order to use this site, you must have JavaScript Enabled and Internet Explorer version 6. Download it from Microsoft or call 1-800-621-FEMA (3362) to register' popped up on the screen." Update: 09/08 13:48 GMT by Z : Added word 'Online' to title to clarify story.

1,165 comments

  1. you know... by Shads · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... i'd just love to know what feature they're requiring that everyone else DOESN'T have... I wonder if opera using it's browser masking could do it?

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    1. Re:you know... by arkanes · · Score: 5, Informative
      It's using some retarded fucking captcha implementation using IE XML data islands instead of using one of the 40 million scripts that don't require brower support. Fuckers.

      I hate this stupid shit. And I know it's not even malicious, because I've seen it happen before at government agencies. It's out and out incompetence. Although it seems that given all the other crap FEMA has fucked up lately, this won't even register to most people.

    2. Re:you know... by matth · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes... there is no "feature" If you install a plugin that makes firefox read as "Internet Exploder" or use Opera's masking the site works.. so umm yeah this looks not good.

    3. Re:you know... by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 4, Informative


      I wonder if opera using it's browser masking could do it?

      Don't know about Opera, but Firefox running the User Agent Switcher set to IE 6 works just fine (tested it myself), so I would assume that Opera with browser masking would work as well.

      Anyone out there with Opera installed that could give us a definitive answer?

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    4. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.

    5. Re:you know... by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny
      It's out and out incompetence.

      Would you expect any less from FEMA?

      I tell you, if they get any more imcompetent, George Bush is going to have to give them a medal.

      -Eric

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    6. Re:you know... by ramunas · · Score: 5, Interesting

      the best part is that using IE7 gets you the same errorpage. Those guys just know everything about browsers, don't they...

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    7. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Daft thing is you can make data islands work with FF no bother:

      http://www.mozilla.org/xmlextras/xmldataislands/
    8. Re:you know... by n9hmg · · Score: 1

      Everybody who cares, and has a claim, should do it on the phone, even if he has the required combination available, and make a big deal about it as well. Then, they should follow up with a letter to their congressman. Congress won't call hearings on this particular issue, but if there are any intelligent representatives, and they bring it up in the already-inevitable hearings... Just once, I'd like to see one of these lazy MS-centric idiots in a nationally-televised "What were you thinking?!"

    9. Re:you know... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1, Troll
      I tell you, if they get any more imcompetent, George Bush is going to have to give them a medal.
      The Georges W. Bush medal of incompetence (made of dark-brown copper).
    10. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Well, i clicked on
      "Go to FEMA Online Registration/Individual Assistance Center" and disabled cookies, to see the page tries to load in an infinite loop.

      Using Firefox and when prompted about cookies, set to deny.

      "Loading..."
      Refreshes
      "Loading..."
      Refreshes

      The actual site is:
      https://disasteraid.fema.gov/

      Maybe they have been /.ed?

    11. Re:you know... by jkrise · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If this is true, it proves that:

      The FEMA website specifically checks only for the user agent string - and repels non-IE browsers. Proving they've taken EXTRA efforts to repel the rest.

      Highly mischevous.

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    12. Re:you know... by XO · · Score: 1

      oh, and setting Opera's quick preference to identify as IE loads the page just fine. not sure if it actually functions, as I'm not going to go through with that, but it does get past the browser check.

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    13. Re:you know... by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 0, Troll

      A couple points:
      If you are filing a claim, most likely you lost your computer (if you ever had one). Thus you will likely use gov't (library computers, FEMA computer "labs") These will have ie most likely.
      Will Mozzilla, Opera (and others) or Microsoft give greater corporate donations to the relief efforts. I am not saying that this should have anything to do with it, but something to ponder.
      Many (by all means not all) of the people who will be filing claims were very poor, or very old. Two groups that tend to have little experience with computers. I wonder what percentage of people will need assistance registering for claims.
      Here is the biggest Karma boost possible: George Bush Caused the hurricane, using airplanes manufactured with no-bid contracts by Halliburton. These airplanes, using Microsoft software, and with Rumsfeld, Gates and Bolton at the controls, flew around in circles causing the hurricane. This was to draw attention away from not only the missteps in Iraq- but also Microsofts deceptive practices. Does that get me a +10000 informative?

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    14. Re:you know... by Ruphuz · · Score: 0, Troll

      Maybe he even hands them his own.

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    15. Re:you know... by jago.jelbart · · Score: 1

      Time to contact your representatives!

      http://www.house.gov/writerep/

      And your senators!

      http://www.senate.gov/general/contact_information/ senators_cfm.cfm

      This is just ridiculous!!

    16. Re:you know... by XO · · Score: 4, Funny

      well, it does say specifically, IE 6.0.

      It's not kidding.

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    17. Re:you know... by negative3 · · Score: 1

      Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice. Nice one.

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    18. Re:you know... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      And those poor people are likely to have very old computers, if they even still have any computer at all.

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    19. Re:you know... by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      This is what happens when you tell government workers, most of which are not especially good at what they do, to throw something together really quickly. Give it a few more months and I bet they'll have something better in place, right as the number of claims to be filed dies down.

    20. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Same for Konqueror. I have never had a problem telling Konqueror to ID itself as something else. I have 'pretended' to be using IE6 and Safari before (all of gmail's functions work nicely in Konqueror if gmail thinks you are using Safari). I agree that the poilcy sucks, but there are workarounds.

    21. Re:you know... by putch · · Score: 0, Troll

      no, bush threw away the medal but kept the ribbons.

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    22. Re:you know... by erroneus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I appreciate your "annoyed but not fully angry" attitude on this matter. In many respects, it's commendable.

      While I'm not fully angry, I think this example situation speaks very loudly of how important adherance to standards really is. Microsoft has used its edge on the operating systems market to encourage and create a state where people do not have choice and must surrender their security, their individuality and personal sense of style if they want to accomplish day-to-day business. And worse to be completely denied convenient access in cases of extreme emergency.

      Of course the web site planners need to be severely criticised for their decision to select a technology that disallows access to people who need it.

      Consider that many people are still using Windows98. Consider that there are a lot of people who bought those Lindows machines from Fry's and Walmart and that's pretty much all they could afford. What we have now is a situation where those that "have not" or "choose not" are excluded from services that are critical to survival. Is this an exaggeration? It's a knee-jerk reaction to be sure, but just because 99% of the users can gain access is no reason to consider the other users to be "an acceptable casualty."

    23. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just use IE you bitches. enough of this nonsense browser posting. the horse is dead! let it go.

    24. Re:you know... by po8 · · Score: 1

      Cool. It's the "Clark-Hanlon Corollary". You shouldn't have posted AC---I'd love to have added your name to it when quoting it in the future.

    25. Re:you know... by ch-chuck · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That exactly reflects my current thought - what with incompetetence having advanced all the way to the White House.

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    26. Re:you know... by drooling-dog · · Score: 5, Funny

      Either way, somebody's in line for another Medal of Honor...

    27. Re:you know... by StillNeedMoreCoffee · · Score: 2, Funny

      No thats having advanced incompetence in the White House.

      Sorry I'm lost here in a maze of twisting little passageways.

    28. Re:you know... by drooling-dog · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.

      Actually, when the incompetence is deliberate (as in the loading of all of the top jobs with starkly unqualified political cronies) it is malice.

    29. Re:you know... by Malevolyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bush controls this aspect of the FEMA website? Now that's something I didn't know...

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    30. Re:you know... by BronxBomber · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why is this news?

      None of you are posting this from the Astrodome. And I dont think many people who have access to PCs at this point are getting to the FEMA website from anything other than a public terminal (library, internet cafe, etc).

      Like it or not IE is the majority market browser. That means that FEMA (which, dont get me wrong, has mishandled everything) doesnt CARE about CBC.

      Perhaps its because they want to get claims handled quickly (although I'm probably giving them too much credit).

      How many people in the Astrodome are testing this in Firefox? No one here's filing a FEMA claim, I'd be willing to bet my house on that.

      This became news because it has IE all over it. No other reason than to throw another piece of meat to the /. first post campers.

      Who cares what browser theyre using? Isnt there anything else more important to report on? Something that needs duping?

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    31. Re:you know... by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Before we go off the high board (ok, maybe while we're in the air before hitting water anyway...)

      Link and the below snippet:

      This is a case many of us are all to familiar with. One where the 'product' is being used in an environment that it was not intended.

      "Mike Quealy, a FEMA spokesperson, explained to me that they are aware of the issue, and are currently working on a application that supports all of the most popular browsers. Quealy said that the application in question was originally an in-house tool, meant to be used by call center people. Internet Explorer was the official in-house browser, so the application was coded with IE in mind."

      So we have an *INTERNAL* app that was opened to the public, thus adding new browsers for which it was not designed to it's possible clients.

      It's also a good lesson for designing things even when you *know* the environment in which it will be used...that can change and it's best to work with standards rather than the easiest, but perhaps proprietary choice.


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    32. Re:you know... by Namronorman · · Score: 0

      FEMA isn't the only one, if anyone remembers:

      http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/08/09/13 23223&tid=103&tid=113&tid=17

      The patent office does as well, not sure if that has changed though, but that's not the point if it has or not.

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    33. Re:you know... by nilknarf · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can not make a claim over the phone, the 800 number only alows you to give an address to have claim forms shipped to you.

    34. Re:you know... by elhondo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You mean Medal of Freedom, right?

    35. Re:you know... by mark-t · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Or, more likely, they merely copied and pasted code they obtained from somewhere else that appeared to do what they want, and as it happens, the code they copied was specifically designed to exclude non windows, non IE users.

      Not that being this stupid in any way is any more tolerable than if they had done it deliberately, but still...

    36. Re:you know... by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      How were they incompetant (other then their website).

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    37. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Bush controls this aspect of the FEMA website? Now that's something I didn't know...

      <sarcasm> Yes, he controls the FEMA website. He is also responsible for the school crossing guard not showing up to get my kids across the road. We can place all blame on the president. </sarcasm>

      I realize that all levels of government have some degree of responsibility, but the people much closer to the situation really needed to be more prepared before Katrina hit.

    38. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MOD PARENT UP
      I am tired of moderating being based on whether the moderator agrees with the poster. That is no way to promote intelligent conversation.
      I would at least have modded Alex funny, if not informative.

    39. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Attrib it to the anon coward :)

      if the person wanted the fame and fortune your sig comment will bring, then he would've already supplied his name.

    40. Re:you know... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Similar to one by Heinlein: "Never attribute to malice that which could be adequately explained by incompetence."

    41. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, heh. The FEMA site was likely commissioned by some middle incompetent, I mean manager, who was tasked to perpetrate it by a committee. He must have got a great deal from one of the 10,000 code-to-spec (but never beyond) code mills in Hyderbad...

    42. Re:you know... by afantee · · Score: 2, Informative

      To add insult to injury, there is absolutely no technical reason why the site could not work with all browsers. To prove the theory, I tried Opera masquerading as IE 6 and got through the registration process without a hitch. Whoever designed that site should be fired instantly.

      As usual, Slashdot is late by several days with this story. Read FEMA website doesn't work with any browser except IE 6 at The CDCer.

    43. Re:you know... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's more likely the intent of the appointments was to pay back political supporters rather than to cripple the organizations involved. Thus, no malice.

      However, appointing incompetants is a sign of incompetence.

    44. Re:you know... by mekkab · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's also a good lesson for designing things even when you *know* the environment in which it will be used...that can change and it's best to work with standards rather than the easiest, but perhaps proprietary choice.

      Its statements like that which guarantees you'll never work in management.

      GBTW!!!

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    45. Re:you know... by InvalidError · · Score: 1

      I thought such a medal would be made of some other common dark-brown soft and squishy "material".

    46. Re:you know... by sharkey · · Score: 5, Funny
      The Georges W. Bush medal of incompetence (made of dark-brown copper).

      Surely it's made of coprolite, not copper.

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    47. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      IT'S = It Is = NOT A POSSESSIVE

      ITS = Owned by or a property of = POSSESSIVE

      This message brought to you by your friendly neighbourhood grammar nazi.

    48. Re:you know... by mark-t · · Score: 1
      How do you figure that many of the people who will be filing claims are very poor or very old? The hurricane didn't pick and chose which places to destroy and leave the more expensive places untouched.

      It seems to me that people from all walks of life are going to be trying to get claims.

      However, "trying" is operative word.

    49. Re:you know... by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 1

      Don't you have to get shot in order to be awarded one of those? I can't wait.

      Oh, no, wait. Purple Heart. Never mind.

      (Can we award one of *those* instead?)

    50. Re:you know... by StillNeedMoreCoffee · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Well he did appoint the man in charge, someone who had been on the board of International Arabian Horse Association. He seems to have left there under a cloud about contributions to their legal defense fund and immediately got a job as FEMA director. I think he is highly qualified in disaster planning, unfortunately not disaster releif planning.

      http://www.denverpost.com/katrina/ci_2999761

      I think Bush can take some heat for this kind of miss-use of the public trust. These are not choice political plums to be given to big contributers or supporters but to qualified hard working capable individuals with credentials for the job. Especially when the lives of our mother and fathers and sons and brothers and daughters and uncles and neices are involved.

      The buck needs to stop where the fundemental problems stem from, not only where the problems show up.

    51. Re:you know... by shawb · · Score: 1

      would that dark brown soft and squishy material be petroleum? (okay, really really dark brown)

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    52. Re:you know... by baadger · · Score: 1

      Personally I think XML data islands are rather elegant, and they've been around since long before Firefox/Mozilla was on the average web developers horizon.

      Instead, for simple data display, we're stuck with XMLHTTPRequest object overkill, or slightly more elegantly, using javascript to hotswap in <script> elements which does the job with fewer lines of code cleanly enough.

    53. Re:you know... by blinksilver · · Score: 2, Funny

      "the best part is that using IE7 gets you the same errorpage. Those guys just know everything about browsers, don't they..."

      As much as I like bashing our stupid gov't, this one is not their fault. Whenever I boot to Windows (like i am now) I use IE7, and no matter where i go, they think i am running netscape 4, try it on yahoo mail.

      I guess IE has finally reached the technological pinnacle that is netscape 4.

    54. Re:you know... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 5, Insightful


      I seem to recall a phrase from a President...

      Something about a buck stopping somewhere...

      Especially since the bucks responsible for upgrading the levee system were PERSONALLY slashed from the budget and diverted to Iraq - which in itself was a fucking moronic operation.

      Not to mention the moronic folding of FEMA into DHS,as has been pointed out by every commentator in the last week. Which was no surprise to me, since FEMA's primary mandate is to secure the state, not the citizenry, in an emergency. In fact, the only "emergency" FEMA is mandated to "manage" is a threat against the state. It's no accident they're the ones with the authority to do all the things the conspiracy buffs like to cite.

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    55. Re:you know... by LDoggg_ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Mike Quealy, a FEMA spokesperson, explained to me that they are aware of the issue, and are currently working on a application that supports all of the most popular browsers. Quealy said that the application in question was originally an in-house tool, meant to be used by call center people. Internet Explorer was the official in-house browser, so the application was coded with IE in mind."

      What a lame ass excuse.

      So what the hell are they waiting for now? Simply cut out the offending line of code that checks the user-agent string, and oh yeah, try testing the damn thing. No need to create a new application.
      Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

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    56. Re:you know... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 4, Insightful


      Wrong.

      When your concept of "statesmanship" is paying off your political cronies regardless of competence, that IS malice.

      The hallmark of the state is ALWAYS malice AND incompetence. Heinlein was wrong as it applies to the state.

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    57. Re:you know... by Winterblink · · Score: 1

      I can appreciate that last comment, but have you ever programmed an internal application for a government organization? Often, you don't have a choice between open or proprietary.

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    58. Re:you know... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Yeah, heaven forbid that FEMA expects anyone to file claims at any point in time. That's just crazy talk!

      What the fuck do they do at FEMA all day?

      I mean, I've already heard the lying Republican talking points that it's not FEMAs job to provide anything during disasters, when it is quite clearly their job to provide coordination between all the local people, which they completely failed to do. (Yes, the locals screwed up before the disaster, and couldn't get anything done after. That's half the reason we have FEMA.)

      Now, apparently, they're getting blindsided by the fact that, after a disaster, people want to file claims.

      So what, exactly, are they prepared for? Not helping during disasters, not helping poeple after disasters. Are they in fact prepared for anything at all?

      There should have been a 'disaster relief filing area' on their website a decade ago that works in every web browser known to man. Saying 'Oh, they just threw that up' would work if this was the Library of Congress or the Patent Office trying to deal with a disaster. But FEMA is the part of the government that's supposed to be prepared for disasters.

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    59. Re:you know... by shawb · · Score: 4, Informative

      Why does it matter? Because some people wanted to make kiosks based on donated hardware to set up in New Orleans for this purpose, as well as hopefully contacting worrying family members. Installing windows would A) reduce the security of a kiosk B) cost more money as liscensing would be the most expensive part of the operation C) exclude most older donated hardware and d) take longer per kiosk. This means significantly less kiosks will be able to be be set up.

      And people have run tests that show the website doesn't actually use any IE only features, it simply checks to make sure it is IE and then locks your browser out if it reports as something else. So there is no reason that the site is IE centric anyways.

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    60. Re:you know... by unitron · · Score: 5, Insightful
      " Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."

      But what I fear is malice sufficiently advanced enough to disguise itself as incompetence.

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      I see even classic Slashdot is now pretty much unusable on dial up anymore.

    61. Re:you know... by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Informative
      What the hell are you talking about?

      While a lot of public terminals have IE, many of them have Firefox or are Macs, and you cannot run anything else, even if IE is installed or installable.

      Likewise, the people using Firefox can't run extensions to fake IE. Because it's a public terminal.

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    62. Re:you know... by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      "None of you are posting this from the Astrodome. And I dont think many people who have access to PCs at this point are getting to the FEMA website from anything other than a public terminal (library, internet cafe, etc)"

      Or the 1500 notebooks donated by Intel, Dell, and Leveno. (Still a non-issue as they are windows machines, just nit picking)
      -nB

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    63. Re:you know... by ramunas · · Score: 1

      tried it some time ago, and the experience was, well ... nostalgic. Reminded me of yahoo mail when I first used it back in 1997.

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    64. Re:you know... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Fired?

      Wait a minute, the Republicans are the party of accountablity, so only they are allowed to call for people to be fired.

      If you call for anyone to be fired in the current administration, you are obviously a member of the fringe-left, thus not a member for the party of accountablity, and thus not allowed to call for people to be fired.

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    65. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hck huch huck... you just made an out-of-date slam on Kerry... You teh Funny!11!!oneoneone!!1

    66. Re:you know... by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Exactly. I started my current job a little over a year ago, maintaining and developing a public website for a multimillion-pound company.

      The MD is a raving MS fanboy, and shortly after arriving I was informed in no small measure that I was developing for IE, and "if the site doesn't work in any of those other browsers, who cares".

      (One of the funny things is, we actually produce Mac versions of some of our products, but the MD apparently doesn't care that most of those users wouldn't be able to see our site (or assumes they'll download IE/Mac, because it's Microsoft, so it must always be the best option).)

      Happily (and because my boss(es) don't know any better), I've coded everything to standards and used a few quick CSS/markup hacks to get everything still looking nice in IE.

      Since I started we've had three "it'll never happen" situations with (potentially extremely profitable) users using different browsers or OSes, and happily the site's worked perfectly for them.

      We've also had one "it'll never happen" situation where I did actually give in and do it the way the Board specified (dynamic content served by ASP.NET instead of Perl, on a server too old to support ASP.NET reliably). Because our (cheap, crappy) hosting contract is on a Linux machine, we have to host all ASP.NET content on another (in-house) server, and seamlessly (heh, make that "as seamlessly as we can") transfer users between the main part of the site (static HTML on Apache/Linux) and the dynamic pages (ASP.NET/Windows Server).

      Predictably enough the tiny pipe into the inhouse servers went down, and we ended up with a convoluted sequence of events that lead to us needing to host an ASP.NET page on the (external) Linux server. Due to the crappiness of the hosting contract they were unable to offer (or the MD was unwilling to pay) for the service, so the site had huge sections missing for several days, mostly important advertising campaign landing-pages which provide the majority of marketing leads for the company.

      Had I been allowed to develop the content in the language I specified (Perl/PHP, simply for the portability), this would never have happened - we could have transferred the dynamic pages to the Linux server at no extra cost (in fact they would probably have already been there), and the site would have carried on as normal.

      The morals of the story are this:

      Never disobey your boss on technical matters, even when he has no fucking clue what he's babbling about. That's how you get fired.

      If you can possibly obey the letter of his instructions (but disobey the spirit) and do it the right way, go for it - just cover your arse and don't spend an unreasonable amount of extra time.

      People who know nothing about technical matters should let their fucking techies make technical decisions. You pay them for a reason, and if anyone could do their job why not fire them and hire a schoolkid for a fraction of the money?

      "It'll never happen" scenarios pop up 100% of the time, given enough time. Your techies know this, and will sensibly plan for it. With sufficiently good techies (and budget) you never suffer the consequences of a bad technical decision, so you don't and won't.

      In other words, get good techies, then get the fuck out of the way and let them do their job.

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    67. Re:you know... by shawb · · Score: 1

      Exactly, and now that means that the compyters set up by these guys as a gesture of goodwill won't help people get the relief they need.

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    68. Re:you know... by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      Yep, I have, and am currently doing it...and yes you're exactly right...no choice, it's an IE only site.

      But this is a decent example of why that's a bad idea at least.


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    69. Re:you know... by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's statements like that which suggest you probably do.

      And (unless you're some kind of super-genius at every task they do) will be utterly despised by the poor fuckers who work under you.

      Say it with me:
      Unecessarily restricting your options is a Bad Thing.
      Vendor lock-in is a Bad Thing.
      Proprietary/nonstandard/deliberately-non-interoper able solutions almost always come back to bite you in the arse, which is a Bad Thing.
      Assuming you'll know the every single requirement placed on your system for the entire future of its lifetime is impossible, hubristic and stupid. This is a Bad Thing.

      Designing to open standards, avoiding unnecessary vendor lock-in and maximising interoperability are Good Things.

      Any questions?

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    70. Re:you know... by Fiver- · · Score: 1

      That phrase has 13,200 hits on Google, so I kinda doubt the AC was the originator.

    71. Re:you know... by gregfortune · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, it probably means that they didn't take the time to test in other browsers... It's still annoying, but very unlikely that it was malicious.

    72. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, so maybe FEMA did rush this app to allow for public use. What excuse does the Patent Office have? http://news.com.com/Patent+Office+plans+new+e-fili ng+system/2100-1028_3-5830864.html/

    73. Re:you know... by operagost · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Especially since the bucks responsible for upgrading the levee system were PERSONALLY slashed from the budget and diverted to Iraq - which in itself was a fucking moronic operation
      That's funny, because I seem to remember notable publications like the New York Times criticizing the earlier form of his budget which allocated MORE funds to the Army Corps of Engineers. Seems they thought the funds would be better used for "social programs." Well, we're certainly going to have more people on social programs after this disaster.
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    74. Re:you know... by operagost · · Score: 1

      The code is incompatible. It's not a vendor lock-out thing like what MS wrote into Windows 3.1 to keep people from running it on DR-DOS. The warning is legitimate because of a feature which is only supported by IE 6.0.

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    75. Re:you know... by Basehart · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Especially since the bucks responsible for upgrading the levee system were PERSONALLY slashed from the budget and diverted to Iraq - which in itself was a fucking moronic operation."

      $250 million was cut from the levee maintenance program, which ended up costing the country $50 billion.

      More on this ridiculous state of affairs here

    76. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the first, second, and third top people at FEMA have no experience in emerbency management. The top was was a college buddy of the previous FEMA head, and the chief of staff (#2) and deputy chief of staff (#3) were both Bush campaign workers. So there's that.

      Then there's the fact that they didn't prepare shit. We had a military whip sitting in the Gulf waiting to provide help but nobody bothered to order them to do it (and the military doesn't act without orders). Mike Brown the head of FEMA didn't know that there were people at the Convention Center even on Thursday after it had been on the news for a day. They didn't pre-position supplies, the didn't anticipate massive flooding (despite such luminaries as Mr. Bill from SNL and Howard Stern had made comments about it being a liklihood years ago - in other words *everyone* knew it was a likely, even inevitable outcome of a major hurricane). I mean the list goes on and on and on. Fire fighters from around the country being stuck in Atlanta watching sexual harrassment videos because they hadn't set up any sort of command and control structure on the ground for dealing with volunteers.. I could keep going. And I'm not getting these from some left-wing blog or anything. CNN, MSNBC, your evening news channel. For christ's sake man.

    77. Re:you know... by revscat · · Score: 1
      The reason I still put up with /. is because (a) your comment was funny (b) it was modded funny.

      Occasionally the system works. Occasionally.

    78. Re:you know... by guildsolutions · · Score: 1

      OK So then you have microsofts incompentence then insted of FEMA? I dont put faith in any application that _requires_ the useage of internet exploder. MSNBC pisses me off to no end when I want to view the video clips and they wont support Firefox or Safari since I am a Mac user. Knowing ahead of time that there is internet users who FEAR internet exploder like the blubonic plauge, and internet users who cannot use internet exploder you would think that in a time of EMERGENCY they would have open compatablity across the board, not incompetence in putting forth a product that reaks of monopolistics and propritary architecture.

      While ranting continues, I Wish that the DOJ would have forced microsoft to make there browser fully Acid 2 compliant, with $1 per user, per day fines until its released.

    79. Re:you know... by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Bush appoints the (completely unqualified, but old-boy friend of Bush) head of FEMA.

      The head of FEMA is responsible for his organisation.

      FEMA fucks up royally, in everything from its response to the New Orleans disaster to stupid piddling stuff like unnecessarily rejecting non IE-browsers on its website (which, nevertheless, can cause additional hassle and stress for people already destitute, financially ruined and recently-bereaved).

      Damn straight Bush should carry the can for the whole fuck-up. He should resign, step down or be impeached for fucking the country until it can't respond to a simple natural disaster that everyone saw coming hours or days (weeks?) away. Not to start a right vs. left flamewar, but frankly I wouldn't be averse to seeing him do jail-time for the damage he's caused to your country.

      The director of FEMA should resign immediately, since he's proven himself unable to do his job. He should emphatically not just be "golden parachuted" or shifted to another sinecure. He fucked up, let him find a new bloody job.

      The guy responsible for the retarded website policy should have his knuckles rapped. He should have known better, and he's likely caused a lot of extra hassle for the last people in the country who need extra shit right now.

      See, if you can't hold bosses responsible for the actions of their subordinates, what the fuck kind of restraints are there on them?

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    80. Re:you know... by ate50eggs · · Score: 1

      Wow, I just decided, FEMA sucks. I could stand the callous indifference, incompetent management and sluggish response, but this browser incompatibility problem is just too much.

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    81. Re:you know... by BlueZombie · · Score: 1

      I'm no fan of IE, but I'd guess that they probably are taking deliberate and reasoned steps in their code to identify IE 6. According to another post FEMA originally developed the application for use in house. Having worked on a few intranet portals, it is not all that uncommon for an organization to establish a specific browser version as the required one. This reduces support overhead by not allowing multiple browsers, or even multiple versions of the same browser. So basically they are getting yelled at now for making design decisions that saved some time and tax dollars earlier.

    82. Re:you know... by blincoln · · Score: 1

      Designing to open standards, avoiding unnecessary vendor lock-in and maximising interoperability are Good Things.

      I don't think the grandparent was arguing about that. It's just not always practical to do what's theoretically best in a business environment.

      Here's a real-world example:

      One of the systems my group supports is MS SMS. We wanted to add a front-end to the web reporting system to make it easy for people to pull up some specific kinds of information. The caveat is that my group is engineering, so we can't spend as much dev time as a dedicated dev group.

      So, we basically had three choices:

      - Throw some ASP.NET stuff together in the Visual Studio form designer.

      - Spend a few extra weeks hand-coding based on open standards, then testing on a bunch of browsers no one in the company uses (I use Firefox, but I'm the only one).

      - Request that the actual web app dev team make it properly. ETA: 2 years.

      Obviously we went with the first choice, because it was the most practical of the three.

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    83. Re:you know... by mrgreen4242 · · Score: 1

      So, did you tell your bosses boss that, when these money making oppertunities arose and your sites worked for other OSes/browser that the only reason they did so is because you disobeyed the MD and did it the right way? Maybe they will put you in charge, or at least promote you out from under this guy.

    84. Re:you know... by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 4, Funny

      There's a medal for "making the president look relatively less incompetent"?

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    85. Re:you know... by EclipceNet · · Score: 1

      Especially when the lives of our mother and fathers... Only one mother? I didn't know my mom was your mom too...

    86. Re:you know... by The+employee+can+cho · · Score: 1
      Especially when the lives of our mother and fathers and sons and brothers and daughters and uncles and neices are involved.

      Won't somebody think of the aunts and nephews?
    87. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None of the $250 M would have been spent on any project that would have been completed in time for Katrina; it's just factually wrong to say that had this $250 M been spent we wouldn't have to spend the $50 B.

    88. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      old-boy friend of Bush

      Did anyone else read that as, "old boyfriend of Bush"?

    89. Re:you know... by CyberGarp · · Score: 1

      Never disobey your boss on technical matters, even when he has no fucking clue what he's babbling about. That's how you get fired.

      Generally when it comes to situations like this, I float a resume and get a new job. Voting with my feet. Let some other lacky take the brunt of the stupidity. Now that I look back, I've had a lot of jobs in the last decade. Hmmmm.

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    90. Re:you know... by EliteSpaceCadet · · Score: 1

      After this it is official: FEMA can now be considered in the same league as other infamous acronyms like FUBAR and SNAFU. I plan to start using it in sentences like 'My day was pretty much FEMAed after the bus ran over my foot' or 'Man, George Dubya Bush really FEMAed that.'

    91. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why aren't you mad at Firefox or other browsers for not keeping up with M$ innovations?

      I'm pissed at these companies who think they can launch a product to compete with a company like M$ but they stop half-way and don't support everything in the "leading" product.

      I'm sick and tired of bending over backwards to support people who refuse to use browsers that can't do everything IE can. It's simply holding everything back. There are some amazing web systems that work in IE, but I have to listen to people bitch that they can't use their Firefox.

      Thank you Firefox for creating multiple support phone calls each week because people can't get websites to work correctly. I appreciate it, really.

    92. Re:you know... by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1
      I'm in Louisiana.

      I tried filing a claim.

      I used Firefox and my browser was rejected.

      Not everyone who needs to file a claim has lost everything they own and can only file from a public terminal. Even then, many people are only displaced and staying with friends and relatives, using their computers.

      If they wanted to get their claims handled quickly, they would make it work for all browsers instead of some people who have no IE having to call in, get a packet mailed out, fill it out, and mail it back.

      You now owe me your house, dumbass.

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    93. Re:you know... by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      Especially since the bucks responsible for upgrading the levee system were PERSONALLY slashed from the budget and diverted to Iraq - which in itself was a fucking moronic operation.

      The ex head of the Army Corp of Engineers was on the news the other night and he made it clear that this problem is one that is bi-partisan. Bush didn't build the levees and he certainly isn't the first one not to upgrade them.

    94. Re:you know... by DavidBartlett · · Score: 1

      Not to start a right vs. left flamewar

      Heck, I'm from the right, and I wouldn't mind if he did time for the failures of his presidency. If this weren't the most powerful nation in the world, someone would have invaded us by now to put an end to our government's recent antics.

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    95. Re:you know... by compro01 · · Score: 1

      which is definetly a problem in this case, when your mailbox is under several feet of water, if not in the middle of the ocean by now.

      this is already a massive mess, which is being made much worse incompitence/malice.

      "a person's level of athority in any organization is inversely proportional to said person's inteligence."

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    96. Re:you know... by Basehart · · Score: 1

      Although my comment may be "factually wrong", in reality funding for the levee repairs had "dried to a trickle" a year or more before the hurricane, which certainly didn't help matters.

      Any way you look at it, such an important project as as levee holding back billions of gallons of water from a city the size of New Orleans should have been funded to the hilt.

    97. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it would be easier to list the ways in which they ARE competent. Hrm... could someone help me out here. What did FEMA do right again?

    98. Re:you know... by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'll grant you that - sometimes expediency does win out over "ideal" designs.

      However, this doens't mean that there's no value in doing the job right as opposed to botching it/cutting down your options and having to redo it again later.

      Re: your example, many people (myself included) find it faster and easier to hand-code HTML and write perl than to learn and use proprietary tools.

      For example, from sufficient practice I'd be happy to bet I could knock up a web form in Perl/XHTML/CSS in about the same time you could do one in Visual Studio. The thing is, by the time I'd finished, the code would be leaner, download faster, be ranked higher by search engines (a very real consideration when doing marketing websites), and would work on any browser right down to smartphones.

      If there's then an unforeseen requirement (like opening your interface to the world), who's in the bettr position? The guy who took some extra time but who can now go live without any changes, or the guy who now has to re-implement his entire solution (your estimated time: weeks), in addition to the time he spent hacking it together in the first place?

      Obviously it's a trade-off, but I still firmly believe the judgement call should be made by the guy who's trained and qualified to make such a call, not someone who is neither, but is nevertheless in a position of authority over them.

      You're familiar with the saying: "Faster, Better, Cheaper: Choose any two"?

      Bosses (in my experience) invariably choose Faster and Cheaper, because it delivers short-term gains and requires no knowledge of the problem.

      Engineers prioritise Better, because while you don't get Faster up-front, ultimately you get Better, Cheaper and Faster, if the requirements change even a little bit during the entire usage-lifetime of the code.

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    99. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean "Clarke-Hanlon"

      --pedantic ass

    100. Re:you know... by renehollan · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Since I started we've had three "it'll never happen" situations with (potentially extremely profitable) users using different browsers or OSes, and happily the site's worked perfectly for them.

      Hollan's Law: the likelihood of something happening is directly proportional to the degree of insistence that it won't.

      We've also had one "it'll never happen" situation where I did actually give in...

      ... and likely got shit for it.

      Look, your job is to make it work, the way you were told. If it doesn't, it is your fault. That's why he's the boss and you aren't: if you are in a "right to work" state, you can be fired for any reason, including the boss's stupidity. It is best to try to find a better job and quit before this happens. Been there, done that.

      Never disobey your boss on technical matters, even when he has no fucking clue what he's babbling about. That's how you get fired.

      No, you will get fired if it doesn't work. With a moron for a boss, you are in a no-win situation. Leave, or at least plan to leave. It is better to leave on your terms than his.

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    101. Re:you know... by StillNeedMoreCoffee · · Score: 1

      Well I left out the ... thinking it too much. You could get into a lispest nomenclature but then it might take away from the central point that there was incompetence, the director of FEMA appears from history and actions to not be the man for the job and Bush appointed him. Someone needs to take some responsibility for our people dying of food and water deprivation. But I know the figure at the top is well greased and any criticism slides off like a it does in a pig wresting contest.

          Its not right

    102. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... medal of freedom. have to go to afganistan or iraq for a medal of honor.

    103. Re:you know... by jsebrech · · Score: 2, Informative

      There can be credible (non-technical) reasons why you were better off using ASP instead of PHP or Perl, namely, the ease of hiring your replacement. If everything is built in ASP, then you can be replaced by hiring an ASP developer. If you add a PHP app into the bunch, your boss now has to find an ASP and PHP developer when you leave (or get fired). Add in python, ruby, language-whatever, and the requirements shoot up. Pretty soon you move beyond the ready stream of low level code monkeys, and need someone with an actual computer science degree (because they generally will be able to pick up any language fast enough), with the hiring cost that goes along with that.

      Standardizing on a platform (even if it is a lousy platform) can save you money in the long haul.

    104. Re:you know... by krewemaynard · · Score: 1

      holy hell, the trolls are out.

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    105. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although my comment may be "factually wrong", in reality funding for the levee repairs had "dried to a trickle" a year or more before the hurricane, which certainly didn't help matters.

      And who controls the budget? Congress. And Congress has underfunded the levees for decades. Can't pin that on Bush.

      Any way you look at it, such an important project as as levee holding back billions of gallons of water from a city the size of New Orleans should have been funded to the hilt.

      Then blame Congress, democrat & republican.

    106. Re:you know... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Request that the actual web app dev team make it properly. ETA: 2 years.

      Are they backlogged, or is this really the time it would take?

      Here's what I'd do: write a SOAP bridge for the SMS stuff (using ASP.NET if it works), then attach it to a standard web app that consumes that soap. Total time: a few weeks, probably less.

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    107. Re:you know... by dreemernj · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It's also a good lesson for designing things even when you *know* the environment in which it will be used...that can change and it's best to work with standards rather than the easiest, but perhaps proprietary choice.
      Thank you for posting this. That is very interesting and useful information and if this had been posted earlier this whole discussion would be about the benefits of planning ahead and how frantic the efforts are to accomodate the victims of Katrina.

      It might have even been an outpouring of knowledgeable tech folks that could offer some assistance in fixing some of these problems.

      It's nice to imagine the OSS community swooping in to save the day at a time like this, because the OSS community is people, citizens, aka the basis of our country and the (supposed) true holders of the power.
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    108. Re:you know... by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I agree with you on the Acid 2 test entirly. The DoJ should fine MS for not making there browser work propperly with broken code.

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    109. Re:you know... by LDoggg_ · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not according to several posters here.
      Take a look at some threads further down, some people have used the site successfully after changing their browser's user-agent http header.

      The website is too important to wait for a completely new application to be written.

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    110. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mommy gets around doesn't she? *plop* "Ohh, get that, would you, Deirdre?"

    111. Re:you know... by Wansu · · Score: 1


        If this weren't the most powerful nation in the world, someone would have invaded us by now ...

      uhhhh, actually we HAVE been invaded.

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    112. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do people think this is funny? It's somewhat frightening if you ask me.

    113. Re:you know... by Taladar · · Score: 1
      See, if you can't hold bosses responsible for the actions of their subordinates, what the fuck kind of restraints are there on them?
      More important: What purpose do they serve at all (the bosses)?
    114. Re:you know... by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Feds and Bush do deserve some blame about the NO situation. My problem comes with trying to pin the whole thing on FEMA or the Fed. States and cities also carry responsiblity to be prepared for situations like this. The mayor of NO and the gov. of LA both appear to have had little to no plan for a hurricane event.

      Everyone should know that big gov. takes time. It always has and it always will. That's why people at the local and state level need to have plans in place and be prepared for these events.

      I know the NO flooding was a unique event and can't really be compared to any other hurricane scenario, but I've been through a cat 4 hurricane (Hugo '89). The mayor and the gov. of where I lived at the time knew wtf they were doing and were able to manage things until more help could arrive. They had a plan and while not everything went perfectly (does it ever), I think they did quite well.

    115. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These are not choice political plums to be given to big contributers or supporters but to qualified hard working capable individuals with credentials for the job. Especially when the lives of our mother and fathers and sons and brothers and daughters and uncles and neices are involved.

      You make it sound like the Bush cabinet has no ideology where these hires are concerned. I disagree. It makes perfect sense when viewed from the neo-con ideology of government being inherently broken and the need to privatize all its functions. The bush cabinet's main goal is to replace the american government by private enterprises. Their hires are simply logical choices to that end. The people they hire must be willing to destroy whatever they are responsible for to such a point that it makes sense to privatize it. They either hire the loyal, who will destroy the very organization they head up out of sheer blind loyalty to the cause, or the incompetent, who will just screw things up badly. When you mess up bad enough, you get rewarded (those medals, remember?). When you make some part of government more efficient or stronger, you get replaced.

      What you've witnessed with the head of FEMA is this process in action. FEMA has become so incapable that most of the relief work has gone through private donations and private aid organizations, instead of through the government. This is just the way they like it. It's why you didn't see Bush scramble to do anything, because private enterprise was on the beat. Only when there was a massive public outcry did they have to backtrack a bit and actually use the power government in a useful capacity. But what they really want to do now is say "FEMA can't do its job anymore", and shut it down, moving its responsibilities into a governmental sink hole. Whether or not they will do this depends on public perception. I suspect them to at least send up trial balloons to see whether people could accept the idea.

      Anyway, if you really want to understand the underlying set of ideologies of the bush cabinet, I strongly recommend reading through the Project for a New American Century documents. They're enlightening reading to understand how the whole cabinet can be so seemingly incompetent (hint: they're not, they're just completely crazy).

    116. Re:you know... by PMoonlite · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In other words, get good techies, then get the fuck out of the way and let them do their job.

      Not only that; be proactive about keeping the other idiots out of their way so they can do their job. You will be considered a god by the techies you manage.

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    117. Re:you know... by Basehart · · Score: 1

      "Can't pin that on Bush"

      You must be referring to the parent of my comment because I don't pin anything on Bush.

      That'd be inferring he has a clue what's going on around him.

      He has a pile of papers to sign every morning, afternoon and evening and the levee cuts were in the stack one day. That's about as involved as Bush is with the levee cuts.

      It's "The Man" I blame, whoever or whatever it may be in this particular case.

    118. Re:you know... by sandman6969 · · Score: 1

      I tried this on my Windoze box with opera set to IE and it did in fact work... It still will require javascript though

    119. Re:you know... by drooling-dog · · Score: 4, Funny
      You mean Medal of Freedom, right?

      Er... Yes; I screwed up because I don't get these very often.

      Jon Stewart: So no one's going to be held accountable for this at all?
        Ed Helms: No. In fact, if history is any indication, they'll be hard-pressed finding enough medals to pin on these guys. My sources tell me the head of FEMA will be dipped in bronze and turned into an award to be given to other officials.

    120. Re:you know... by 18hrs · · Score: 1
      "Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."

      But what I fear is malice sufficiently advanced enough to disguise itself as incompetence.

      Plain ol' malice is already by default logically equivalent (as far as distinguishability goes) to advanced incompetence.

    121. Re:you know... by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

      You seem to misunderstand two points:

      1) The MD (Managing Director) is the ultimate authority - he has no boss. He owns the majority (all?) of the company, so there's no going around him.

      2) Even if it were possible to go over his head (or in many companies where it is), the culture is such that any conversation that includes the words "I did it differently to the way he wanted, but-" would result in an instant referral to the boss concerned, and a chewing-out for disobeying instructions.

      As I said in a different post, the corporate culture (in my company, and many others) prioritises "obeying orders" over "correctness".

      It doesn't matter if it all goes horribly wrong, as long as you were doing what you were told. Your boss is non-technical, so while you might attract a bit of flack for not explaining to him the potential consequences (even if you did), you'll be safe.

      If you disobey an instruction, even if you save the day, you've proven yourself untrustworthy and a liability. But, of course, management wants all employees to be "empowered" and "take ownership of issues and projects"... <:-/

      I tell you, it's like living in a Dilbert cartoon...

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    122. Re:you know... by Per+Wigren · · Score: 1

      Considering your nickname I can see why you found it so funny. :)

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    123. Re:you know... by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Look, your job is to make it work, the way you were told. If it doesn't, it is your fault. That's why he's the boss and you aren't:"

      Try again. Your job is to obey the guy signing your pay-cheques. If that's what the guy signing the pay-cheques thinks, any disagreement on your part (even for the greater good) will quickly result in no pay-cheques any more.

      "No, you will get fired if it doesn't work. With a moron for a boss, you are in a no-win situation. Leave, or at least plan to leave. It is better to leave on your terms than his."

      I dunno - in my experience it's better to argue firmly and sensibly with the stupid decision then abide by it - if the worst comes to the worst you can always cite your objections and claim you were "only obeying orders".

      If you go off and do your own thing, even if it succeeds, you haven't proven that the boss's approach wouldn't have. Therefore you have definitely disobeyed an order for a possible better outcome. This leaves you no excuse and no way of demonstrating (to non-techncal people who really don't want to listen) that it would have gone wrong in the first place.

      Plus, y'know, there's a certain evil sense of satisfaction in sitting back, doing what you're told and watching it all go to shit... <:-)

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    124. Re:you know... by po8 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I meant "Clark-Hanlon". :-) I've always believed, as do others that "Hanlon's Razor" is actually due to Robert Heinlein. So it made sense to me to mis-spell Arthur Clarke's name, too, for consistency. :-)

    125. Re:you know... by BronxBomber · · Score: 1
      Oh! The horror of it all. First you endure the worst natural disaster in the history of the country, followed by the joke that is FEMA, only to be relegated to using Billy's browser instead of any of the others that combined hold what, 15% of the browser market?

      Come on. Isnt getting your things replaced more important than what freaking browser you use to file a claim in?

      I repeat - this is not news. Its only cannon fodder for the M$ haters (yes, I am one of them - but I am certain the people of those areas hit by the hurricanes have better things to do than worry about whether their browser supports tabs or not).

      And I'd offer you my house, if you'd be willing to fit with the other evacuee family we are scheduled to house.

      That's just for the record. Carry on *waves goodbye to karma*

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    126. Re:you know... by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

      This is indeed a consideration for any project. However, in this instance:

      There was nobody else who spoke either language (or even anything like them) already in the company.

      We're in a university town with a good CompSci dept. (and so - estimate - have probably more people who use Perl/PHP for web development than ASP.NET).

      Speed of implementation was a priority, and I had (at the time) vastly more experience in Perl than ASP.NET.

      This was for an isolated, public, marketing website - it wouldn't conceivably ever have to interoperate with any back-end systems already in-place, and what back-end systems we did have were due for re-writing from scratch anyway (we don't do "extensible architecture" here - we do "botch it quick and re-write when the requirements change").

      The fact that the server the project had to sit on couldn't even support the .NET runtime without a hardware upgrade (it was ancient, and still running NT 4).

      The choice of ASP.NET was motivated almost entirely by the MD (and another Director's) Microsoft fanboyism. By official edict we're even banned from investigating using non-MS servers, for anything, because the MD is paranoid that Microsoft would remove our Partner status for using a single non-MS server if they ever found out about it. Seriously.

      Short version: You're totally right in what you say, but it doesn't apply in this case.

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    127. Re:you know... by budhaboy · · Score: 1
      being a member of the federal horde, it's my experience that the only 'scripts' that can be used are the ones that are licensed...

      In point of fact, in my agency (a large statistical organization), we are not allowed even to use ''R', as it is [I'm paraphasing the refusal email I got when I requested it] "the work of 'hackers', whose code is suspect, and would take too many resources to check it."

      Sure it's incompetence, but be careful where you place the blame...

    128. Re:you know... by zoomzit · · Score: 1
      Haven't they been through enough hardship? First the hurricanes, then the floods, then the looting... and now Microsoft.

      Ladies and gentlemen, the apocolypse is upon us.

    129. Re:you know... by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why it's costing us anything. They're the ones that lived below fuking sea level. They're the ones that lived in the path of hurricanes. They're the ones that should have been concerned about the construction status of the levee. It's their problem, not mine or the rest of the country's. They should have realized themselves that they live in an area prone to disasters and paid for the proper precautions to prevent such disasters.

      I say we give them some food and water to survive (300,000 people * $10/day/person in food and water * 30 days = $90 million) while we dam up the levees and pump out the town (30 days, $3 million/day? another $90 million?) and then let them figure it out. What in the hell is the $50 billion for, or even $10.5 billion, or whatever congress gives them. I'm not paying for some guy's house, his clothes, his belongings. Why in the hell is FEMA giving people $2000 debit cards to do with as they please. The whole thing is a crock of shit. We'll help them out so they don't die, but I'm not gonna feel sorry that they lost all their possessions and hand over my hard earned money. They made a stupid decision to live in that area, and now they are paying the consequences.

    130. Re:you know... by constantnormal · · Score: 1

      I liked the official explanation that it was an internal tool targeting a particular vendor's product, as if that makes it any more justifiable.

      So what happens to their "internal" tool when Microsoft changes the next version of IE?

      Isn't it simply the rational thing to do to code to a vendor-independent programming framework?

      The dweebs that support these kind of crappy business practices simply don't get it. And amazingly enough, more often than not they're the same crowd that pushes the "must have an alternative vendor, no sole-sourcing" meme (a good meme, by the way) whenever it fits their agenda to do so.

      I would say "their loss" and be done with it, but in fact it's everybody's loss, when a public agency ties its services to a particular vendor. I'm strongly inclined to adopt the opinion that ANYTHING done by a public agency using a computer should be coded in java, using application frameworks that are publicly available (Or any other ANSI or W3C or other recognized standard) and recognized as being portable. That way, you stand a much better chance of being able to upgrade your hardware without having to incur heavy software recoding expenses, and maybe, just MAYBE you don't have agencies running 386s and obsolete hardware and /or software platforms because they're tied into software that they can't afford to upgrade.

      This preference for software that is tightly bound to particular hardware can be found at the root of some past comuting debacles in our government, such as the FAA's adventure with hardware so old it used vacuum tubes, the FBI's pitiful "network" capability, where they couldn't even send a digital image from one office to another, the IRS and Social Security Administration's death-grip to obsolete mainframes (not that mainframes are obsolete, but when you are paying more in maintenance fees for old gear than a new mainframe costs, you've done something wrong), ... you can see where this leads. Admittedly, some of these situations had no other choice in the past -- BUT TODAY THEY DO.

      All too often a short-sighted focus on immediate costs vs life cycle costing allows (nay, FORCES) total expenditures to blossom many-fold, when architectural decisions aimed at balancing short-term and total expenditures are the responsible way to run a railroad (or government (or business)).

      Believe me, I know whereof I speak, having created more than my share of non-portable, platform-specific applications ... there is none so Righteous as a Reformed Sinner.

      Now, back to coding assembler hacks to ISPF panel applications to run on a mainframe emulator on a Macintosh ...

    131. Re:you know... by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've been thinking about exactly this recently.

      "Workers" (programmers, sweat-shop labourers, etc) produce actual products for the company. Selling (/renting/leasing) these products makes the company rich.

      I think everyone can agree that Managers don't directly produce anything - instead they're there to manage the people who do, hence the name "manager".

      Surely, therefore, the job of a manager is to do everything he can to allow his workers to work (including procuring the resources they need from upper management, and taking decisions the employee needs answered), and otherwise to stay the hell out of their way.

      So how do we end up in the situation where most managers I've met seem to take it as read that:

      1) They know better than their employees
      2) They can (and should) tell their employees how to do a job the manager has never done, or even understands
      3) They should interfere in a project that's already going well, and expect their instructions to be heeded and followed, even when the employee knows better

      Surely the role of "manager" should be like a good butler - there when you need them, and invisible when you don't. How have we ended up with so many wannabe-Napoleons that the very expectations of the role are now so warped?

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    132. Re:you know... by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      You did offer your house, you bet it, and then you were wrong. Hand over the keys. :P

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    133. Re:you know... by rhendershot · · Score: 1

      "My boss FEMA'd me right there in front of everyone. How was *I* supposed to know where that document was; last I saw it was on *their* desk!"

      awesome ;)

    134. Re:you know... by WED+Fan · · Score: 1

      Not trying to be a jack*** but, FEMA doesn't really need a bunch of us geeks Slashdotting their claim forms when people with legitimate needs are trying to get there. The need to bash MS or GWB or the GOV is one thing but basically DOSing a server is another. Some thinking HAS to be done during some part of this disaster. Obviously, the citizens, the Mayor, the Governor, and the Feds are culpable. (BTW, how much food and stores do you have on hand?) Will someone please think of the children...

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    135. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Out in Sacramento, California.

      You can not search on Sacramento City Police Department's website in firefox either.

      Better file bankrupcy before October 1st 2005 or you will be forever in debt. Don't forget that bankrupcy bill the credit card company just passed.

      Good luck.

    136. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where I live it is a lot easier to find perl/php people than asp people. From the trends I'm seeing in my location bar I would say that there might be a brief cobol-like surge as the number of asp devs exceeds the number of remaining deployments but even there, I think those people will have a job for the forseeable future running the Red Bill's Race.

    137. Re:you know... by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Don't get me wrong - I'm not saying had Bush and FEMA got their acts together not one person would have died, or the hurricane would have missed NO. Whatever happens there would have been destruction, and people would likely have died.

      However, when you've got the worst disaster in US history going, the army (and even National Guard!) are undermanned and bled dry from a protracted, possibly unwinnable (and certainly unpopular and ethically dubious) war, disaster-recovery funds will be harder to find because the economy's been run into the ground, the head of the federal agency responsible for dealing with exactly these kinds of disasters is a completely unqualified guy who only got the job because he's friends with the President, the president refuses all foreign aid for the disaster and delays any definite action for several days while he has a few rounds of golf on his ranch and sits and plays guitar, well... don't tell me that lives couldn't have been saved if he'd got off his arse, cut his vacation short and done something sooner.

      I'm not even from the USA (I'm in the UK), and I've been outraged by Bush sitting on his thumbs for days, while people in NO too poor to leave die from lack of water, or from drinking water contaminated with toxic waste or raw sewage.

      He was all over 9/11 when there was a clear enemy and political capital to be made from it. When it's merely a case of knuckling down and solving a problem, his true colours emerge - he's either dangerously incompetent or really doesn't give a fuck.

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    138. Re:you know... by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2, Informative
      The ex head of the Army Corp of Engineers was on the news the other night and he made it clear that this problem is one that is bi-partisan.

      Such people had more credibility before the disaster than after, when they are clearly being paid to help in a major CYA operation. The cutbacks in levee construction only became "bipartisan" once it was realized they were terrible mistakes. If you want the truth, rather than the shitstorm of BS that is flying around at the moment, there are plenty of newspaper articles covering this issue that are available from the past few years.
      For the first time in 37 years, federal budget cuts have all but stopped major work on the New Orleans area's east bank hurricane levees, a complex network of concrete walls, metal gates and giant earthen berms that won't be finished for at least another decade.
      "I guess people look around and think there's a complete system in place, that we're just out here trying to put icing on the cake," said Mervin Morehiser, who manages the "Lake Pontchartrain and vicinity" levee project for the Army Corps of Engineers. "And we aren't saying that the sky is falling, but people should know that this is a work in progress, and there's more important work yet to do before there is a complete system in place." ...
      "I can't tell you exactly what that could mean this hurricane season if we get a major storm," Naomi said. "It would depend on the path and speed of the storm, the angle that it hits us.
      "But I can tell you that we would be better off if the levees were raised, . . . and I think it's important and only fair that those people who live behind the levee know the status of these projects." ...
      The Bush administration's proposed fiscal 2005 budget includes only $3.9 million for the east bank hurricane project. Congress likely will increase that amount, although last year it bumped up the administration's $3 million proposal only to $5.5 million.
      "I needed $11 million this year, and I got $5.5 million," Naomi said. "I need $22.5 million next year to do everything that needs doing, and the first $4.5 million of that will go to pay four contractors who couldn't get paid this year." ...
      The challenge now, said emergency management chiefs Walter Maestri in Jefferson Parish and Terry Tullier in New Orleans, is for southeast Louisiana somehow to persuade those who control federal spending that protection from major storms and flooding are matters of homeland security.
      "It appears that the money has been moved in the president's budget to handle homeland security and the war in Iraq, and I suppose that's the price we pay," Maestri said. "Nobody locally is happy that the levees can't be finished, and we are doing everything we can to make the case that this is a security issue for us."...
      Levee-raising is only part of the flood-related work that has stopped since the federal government began reducing Corps of Engineers appropriations in 2001, as more money was diverted to homeland security, the fight against terrorism and the war in Iraq.
      -New Orleans Times-Picayune June 8, 2004
    139. Re:you know... by clymere · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure if this neccesarily helps your situation but i saw this the other day, http://go-mono.com/asp-net.html. Its an Apache module from the Mono people: ASP.net in Apache :)

      I'm not sure if that would have helped you, but felt it worth mentioning in case you hadn't heard of it.

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    140. Re:you know... by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      No, but he is the CURRENT president to not fund the levee upgrades, and that is where the buck stops.

    141. Re:you know... by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1
      That someone does not have to invade.

      Do you see why the BRAC is wrong?

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    142. Re:you know... by tgibbs · · Score: 4, Informative

      Bush appoints the (completely unqualified, but old-boy friend of Bush) head of FEMA.

      Even worse, Bush fired Clinton appointee James Lee Witt, who came to the job with several years of experience as head of disaster management in Arkansas. Witt revitalized FEMA, and was highly respected by both Republicans and Democrats, but Bush chose to replace Witt with Joe Allbaugh, Bush's campaign manager. When Allbaugh left the job, Bush appointed Brown to this crucial post--another man with no experience in disaster management (or indeed, any evidence of competence of any kind).

    143. Re:you know... by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      The shit-brained Republicans have been in control of both houses for a long time.

    144. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The funds were dispersed in 2001. Where did the Iraq war come into the equation in 2001? Even then, if the levy upgrades had commensed, it would have taken roughly TWENTY YEARS to upgrade the entire levy system, as stated personally by the chief engineer in charge of New Orleans levy operations, on last week's 60 Minutes.

      Do your research. The money wasn't moved to Iraq, and even if it hadn't been, we'd still be in the same situation today.

    145. Re:you know... by rrodkey · · Score: 1

      Great. Now Fema is /.'ed.

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    146. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called money laundering. It's the most efficient way for the US Govt. to pay itself.

      And if anyone thinks the $20 they send to help babies get a decent meal think again. It'll end up as an uneaten packed lunch in the corner of a FEMA conference room somewhere.

      This whole thing stinks as bad as New Orleans right about now!

    147. Re:you know... by mormop · · Score: 1

      The MD is a raving MS fanboy, and shortly after arriving I was informed in no small measure that I was developing for IE, and "if the site doesn't work in any of those other browsers, who cares".




      It is rather weird when you come across that attitude.


      I've worked at several companies where the guy in charge would go ape shit mental if you let the phone ring more than 5 times before picking it up. On more than one occasion I've heard "well done, that's another lost customer" when it wasn't reached in time.



      Thinking about it, if Firefox is approaching 10% market penetration and you get say, 200 hits a day where people actually spend something, say, an average 250 dollars/pounds/whatever, then you're looking at roughly 1.2 million a year in lost revenue solely because some overblown prat doesn't care about 10% of their potential customers.



      Maybe you could co-opt a friend into buying shares (if they're floated) and denouncing said dickhead at the annual shareholders meeting. If you're really creative with the figures you can probably show that the TCO of the MD is outstripping any financial benefit his presence may bring. I believe it's also written into corporate law that the MD/CEO is obliged to work in the best interests of the company.



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    148. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      https://disasteraid.fema.gov/ contains the following:
      <META HTTP-EQUIV="Refresh" CONTENT="0; URL=IAC/">
      And https://disasteraid.fema.gov/IAC/ gives a 302 redirect back to https://disasteraid.fema.gov/

      Their server is probably getting pounded by clients reloading the page endlessly. Whoever designed this site deserves to be fired.

    149. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      using the user agent switcher in Firefox, I can file a claim if I click "Register for assistance" twice.

    150. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These are not choice political plums to be given to big contributers or supporters but to qualified hard working capable individuals with credentials for the job.

      LOL. What? Are you at all familiar with the Unites States political system?

    151. Re:you know... by Stone+Cold+Troll · · Score: 1

      Only one mother? I didn't know my mom was your mom too...

      Yup. Her name is John Jacon Jingleheimer Smith.

    152. Re:you know... by InvalidError · · Score: 1

      What I had in mind was a cheaper and renewable resource...

    153. Re:you know... by lisany · · Score: 1

      Section 508 surrenders?

    154. Re:you know... by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes, the Great Myth that you can save money by hiring someone cheap and poorly qualified to do something complex. How does the old saying go? "If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys".

    155. Re:you know... by venril · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.

      Sounds like:

      Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. -Arthur C. Clarke

    156. Re:you know... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the Star Wars online fighter game X-Wing vs. Tie Fighter. After fighting with the online registration system for hours, I finally figured out that it required IE to just register the game to actually play it.

      I closed Netscape, opened IE, and bingo, flew thru the registration in a few minutes.

      That's bad enough, but the unconscionable part is that this was when Netscape still held the lion's share, and there was no indication any place that you needed IE.

      Shame on George Lucas.

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    157. Re:you know... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2, Informative

      > Bush controls this aspect of the FEMA website?
      > Now that's something I didn't know...

      George Bush doesn't care about Netscape users!

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    158. Re:you know... by mrgreen4242 · · Score: 1
      1) Oops, I mistakenly thought MD = Marketing Director. My bad.

      2) Sounds like you work at a crappy place.

    159. Re:you know... by belarm314 · · Score: 1

      Only one mother? I didn't know my mom was your mom too...

      well, according to AiG, there is scientific evidence that we are all descended from the same woman, so...

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    160. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the bucks responsible for upgrading the levee system were PERSONALLY slashed from the budget and diverted to Iraq

      Riiight. Didya know that Congress controls the budget, not the President? Didya know that the levees were underfunded for decades? Did you know that there has been democrat control of Congress for most of the last 40 years? Is that all Bush's personal responsibility? Idiot.

      which in itself was a fucking moronic operation.

      Hey, if you disagree with the war in Iraq, lets talk about that. But the President is one of the few people in the New Orleans disaster who did his job.

      The mayor didn't do his job. He ignored his own city's evacuation plan.

      The city's disaster management people ignored the plans as well.

      Yes, quite a few of the Louisiana National Guard are in Iraq. There are still thousands upon thousands of them in Louisiana. The Governor controls the National Guard. What orders did she give? Nothing for several days. Smart move.

      It took Bush (and the head of the National Hurricane Center) to persuade the local authorities to order a mandatory evacuation. Even then, local authorities did a terrible job.

      FEMA has done a terrible job. Some heads need to roll at FEMA.

      As the hurricane approached, the US military began prepositioning supplies in anticipation of using them. But the US military can not be used in domestic law enforcement without specific authorization. Some silly law about preventing a military dictatorship. Clearly that's Bush's fault too.

      The National Guard are not US military, so they are not subject to this law. That's why they can deploy and respond immediately. But, they still need orders from the Governor. And the Governor sat on her ass.

    161. Re:you know... by korea · · Score: 1

      This isn't important enough to be so angry about.

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    162. Re:you know... by Gizzmonic · · Score: 1

      Good...deflect criticism from those who have control of the budget, to those who have no control over the budget. Look, the New York Times said something dumb! Forget about the man in the White House and the folks on Capitol Hill.

      Congradulations, you've taken the first step towards becoming a partisan hack. Maybe you'll be on Crossfire someday!

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    163. Re:you know... by Gallowglass · · Score: 1

      Bosses are useless. Managers, on the other hand, analize, plan, monitor, take care of their personnel, correct their mistakes (their own as well as the employees), listen to criticism, etd., etc., and are useful.

      (Sigh)

      Unfortunately, managers are as rare as hen's teeth, so you usually just find a boss in the executive's chair rather than a manager.

    164. Re:you know... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      If FEMA requires IE6.0 on windows does that my windows liciense is tax deductable?

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    165. Re:you know... by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      > No, it probably means that they didn't take the time to test in other
      > browsers... It's still annoying, but very unlikely that it was
      > malicious.

      Wrong. It specifically detects your browser and redirects you to a page telling you to go download MSIE 6, assuming that Windows PCs are the only thing on the Internet. I'd call that both intentional and fully aware of the implications of their poor coding skills.

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    166. Re:you know... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      The only reason it is using that is because the guy used visual studio to write his pages. Visual studio is at fault here because it spits out pages that are not compatible with other browsers and let's face it VB.NET programmers are all drinking the MS cool aid anyway and don't give a shit about other technologies.

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    167. Re:you know... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Knowing Bush this guy will get a promotion!. Push promotes people with spectular failures. Everybody who was wrong about weapons of mass destruction got promoted and the head of the CIA whose agency royally fucked up intelligence got a metal.

      I with i had a boss that would promote me every time I fucked up.

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    168. Re:you know... by jc42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      [Bush] should resign, step down or be impeached for fucking the country until it can't respond to a simple natural disaster that everyone saw coming hours or days (weeks?) away.

      More than a year, actually. Google for "Hurricane Pam" to read all about it. Over 17,000 hits right now.

      For those who aren't familiar with the term, Pam was the name of a simulated hurricane in an emergency-planning exercise that was done by a long list of government agencies in 2004. One recent summary that I read was that they predicted nearly everything that has happened in the last couple weeks; the only major thing they missed was the looting.

      Also, the Army Corps of Engineers has done ongoing studies of the situation. You know that 17th-Street Canal whose broken levee was the main reason for the flooding? Repairing and strengthening that section of levee was the top item in the Corps' recommendations for the past couple years.

      What happened in New Orleans is exactly in line with the predictions of hordes of engineers who have studied the situation in detail.

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    169. Re:you know... by SB5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They got that bridge in Alaska that goes to nowhere... and then we got the stuff in New Orleans.... hmmm which is more important, major city with lots of people, or small island in alaska that has 50 people on it.

      Decisions, decisions... would be better to run the government on the flip of a coin....

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    170. Re:you know... by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Lets not forget

      a) Turning over wetlands to developers which seriously degraded the capability of the land to absorb extra water.

      b) Sending the National Guard to Iraq and depleting the local state resources to deal with emergencies.

      Oh there are lot's more from the worst president in the history of the nation but those two immediately jumped into mind.

      Ah well we can all be happy the fags will never get married and abortion will soon be illegal. I mean that's more important then a few thousand dead americans, many thousands of dead iraqis, massive deficit, and the hatred and scorn of the rest of mankind.

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    171. Re:you know... by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      I hate this stupid shit. And I know it's not even malicious, because I've seen it happen before at government agencies. It's out and out incompetence. Although it seems that given all the other crap FEMA has fucked up lately, this won't even register to most people.

      I know that I wouldn't trust an emergency-response organization that didn't use Microsoft software through-and-through. Just pray that a computer-virus outbreak doesn't coincide with a un/natural disaster.

    172. Re:you know... by GryMor · · Score: 1

      The problem is you generally achieve the position of management via political machinations, one of which is redirecting blame. This means there effectively ISN'T selection presure on the managers to do their jobs, but there IS selection presure on the managers to be seen doing something THEIR manager can interpret as their job.

      So, you can only filter out bad managers if their managers are competent and can correctly distinguish a manager doing his job from a manager being seen to be doing his job. This goes up the hiarchy, being more and more difficult as the number of disparit jobs below you in the hiarchy increases. This is why a good, supportive, culture is needed, as the orginization needs sufficient redundent communications and cut outs to be able to detect and correctly identify byzantium failures in it's components.

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    173. Re:you know... by mpe · · Score: 1

      It's using some retarded fucking captcha implementation using IE XML data islands instead of using one of the 40 million scripts that don't require brower support.

      Maybe someone will come up with a work around.

      I hate this stupid shit. And I know it's not even malicious, because I've seen it happen before at government agencies. It's out and out incompetence.

      Or boneheadedness.

      Although it seems that given all the other crap FEMA has fucked up lately, this won't even register to most people.

      Both "Management" and "Mismanagement" start with the same letter :)

    174. Re:you know... by ChadN · · Score: 1

      I've worked closely with NASA, as a contractor, for over 12 years, and one thing I've noticed (that I found shocking, frankly) is that during the Clinton years a number of regulations were lifted in order to allow civil servants (and thus me) to get more work done each day. In particular (and at the behest of Al Gore, which he loves and deserves to take credit for) certain purchasing regulations were modified. This meant that, by 1997 or so, when a decision was made, equipment could be obtained in days rather than weeks or months, and work could proceed right away when people were most enthused, motivated, etc. When I started in 1994, it could take months between the decision to buy something and obtaining it (with LOTS of paperwork and forms to fill out along the way), even very inexpensive or common items.

      In the past five years, I've watched many of those changes revert, often to more regulated and restricted forms. It has become MUCH more difficult to act on decisions as of late, enough so that I've finally given up working with NASA.

      I have begrudgingly come to a conclusion (anecdotally based, I admit) that since conservative philosophy says "government is inefficient", they actively work to pass regulations that make it inefficient, in order to justify their philosophy. And if the liberal philosophy is that "government has an important role to play", I have seen these legislators actively work to make more efficient government agencies (not always with success). The paradox is that the conservatives have imposed MORE regulations, while the "liberal" Clinton adminstration relaxed them. And make no mistake, the improvements I'm talking about were Driven by the Clinton administration, not the conservative Congress.

      So, to the point at hand, it is no shock to me that FEMA has acted so incompetantly (and they have; I watched the director of FEMA make a complete jackass of himself, giving clueless answers to incredulous reporters about the situation after Katrina; any idiot on the street who watched TV or read a newspaper would have sounded better informed). My new hypothesis is that the current administration can't see any value in making any government agency NOT be imcompetently managed and run. To do so would imply that such agencies had some value, and the the current administration's conservatives demand a world view where they should not exist at all. Certianly not "socialist" agencies, such as FEMA.

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    175. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fire fighters from around the country being stuck in Atlanta watching sexual harrassment videos because they hadn't set up any sort of command and control structure on the ground for dealing with volunteers.

      Actually it is because FEMA expects the firefighters to liase with the public by (I'm not making this up) handing out flyers promoting FEMA. Many of these guys turned up with full USAR gear and their job is to walk around telling people to call 1-800-YER-FCKD.

    176. Re:you know... by mpe · · Score: 1

      So we have an *INTERNAL* app that was opened to the public, thus adding new browsers for which it was not designed to it's possible clients.

      As opposed to creating something which will work with any browser. Including MSIE and any possible future browsers.

    177. Re:you know... by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      > Exactly, and now that means that the compyters set up by these guys as
      > a gesture of goodwill won't help people get the relief they need.

      Perhaps, perhaps not. They should try Wine. Crossover Office runs IE6 well enough for our patrons to fill out their FEMA form. Haven't tried the Free version of Wine because we have Crossover already, someone should try it though.

      We sprung for Crossover because this sort of platform bigotry is all too common, so much so that we couldn't have rolled out Linux in our labs without an answer to the problem of Microsoft Only sites. Previously we used VMWare but find Crossover a more transparent solution.

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    178. Re:you know... by jd · · Score: 1
      True, but the Federal Government can afford a decent pipe to emergency services. Besides which, there are several million people displaced. If they don't have the capacity to handle Slashdot (where there are maybe a few tens of thousands of actually active users), then how the hell are they supposed to support a few million in crisis?


      And then, there's the fact that this affected only a very small portion of the USA. In a national disaster, communication would be vital and they'd have a few HUNDRED million people trying to reach them. I have little sympathy for a national emergency agency that isn't designed to support anything larger than a few blocks being struck by a rogue tornado.

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    179. Re:you know... by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      Since I started we've had three "it'll never happen" situations with (potentially extremely profitable) users using different browsers or OSes, and happily the site's worked perfectly for them.

      What you should have done is made sure that the site didn't work on anything but IE (with a simple test or something). Then, you could have told your bosses that it would take a month of effort to change everythign from IE-only to whatever else was needed, and played video games while they bit their nails all three times. Then they might have learned something about interoperability. But, as it is, now they think that their IE-only approach worked perfectly, and they'll be sure to repeat it in the future. Maybe your idiot MD even could have gotten fired.

    180. Re:you know... by wkitchen · · Score: 1
      That's funny, because I seem to remember notable publications like the New York Times criticizing the earlier form of his budget which allocated MORE funds to the Army Corps of Engineers. Seems they thought the funds would be better used for "social programs."
      Citations please. "I seem to remember" doesn't quite cut it.

      And not just a lament about social program cuts in general, but an actual cite of NYT or other major news organization recommending diversion of funds away from the Army Corps of Engineers for that purpose.
    181. Re:you know... by mpe · · Score: 1

      Isn't it simply the rational thing to do to code to a vendor-independent programming framework?

      Depends if you are the customer or the vendor...

      The dweebs that support these kind of crappy business practices simply don't get it. And amazingly enough, more often than not they're the same crowd that pushes the "must have an alternative vendor, no sole-sourcing" meme (a good meme, by the way) whenever it fits their agenda to do so.

      Typically software gets treated as an exception. Probably because applying this meme would rule out all proprietary software.

    182. Re:you know... by jesterzog · · Score: 1

      We've also had one "it'll never happen" situation where I did actually give in and do it the way the Board specified (dynamic content served by ASP.NET instead of Perl, on a server too old to support ASP.NET reliably).

      Did you consider using Mono for hosting of .NET on a non-Windows platform? From the tone of your post, I'm guessing that your boss would have blocked it, but I'm just curious. I'm only just starting to look at Mono (just for fun right now), and I'm wondering how reliable it is compared with Microsoft's implementation.

    183. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not even from the USA (I'm in the UK), and I've been outraged by Bush sitting on his thumbs for days, while people in NO too poor to leave die from lack of water, or from drinking water contaminated with toxic waste or raw sewage.

      You feel that way because:

      (1) You are being fed a steady diet of sensationalist fish from the media ring master. You clap you flippers and balance the ball on your nose, just like they want.

      (2) You have no concept of the governmental hierarchy. FEMA and the federal government are around to REACT to situation. Reaction time for large operations is several days. It is expected that local and state governments have PROACTIVE plans to handle the situation for a short time. There shouldn't have been people dying because no one should have been there. The local/state government failed to follow their own disaster plan. Then didn't force people to leave (like their plan says for Cat 4 storms). Furthermore, when offered enough food/clothing/medical supplies for ALL the people in the Superdome/Convention Center by the Red Cross the DAY the hurricane came through, the local authorities said "No ... we don't want to encourage people to come to these places."

    184. Re:you know... by 21st+Century+Peon · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our new watery overlords...

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    185. Re:you know... by keithius · · Score: 1
      I think they've got the point. From the FEMA site:
      Does the online application require Internet Explorer? Yes and no. Currently to complete your application online you must be using Microsoft's Internet Explorer 6.0 or above. We are in the process of modifying the application so that it will be available to additional browsers. If you do not have Internet Explorer 6.0 or higher, you may still be able to check the status of your application and update your information online once you have registered by phone.
      I guess "In the process..." is better than nothing!
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    186. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a worthless sack of shit, and the world would be a better place without you.

    187. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha-ha! Use a real OS, loser! It's this foaming-at-the-mouth zealotry that makes Linux the joke it is.

    188. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er... Yes; I screwed up because I don't get these very often.

      I thought screwing up WAS the prerequisite for getting one? It's like an inverse catch-22...

    189. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares what the New York Times says. Is this supposed to be an example of republicans disagreeing?

    190. Re:you know... by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      Aren't you more likely to wind up with elephants?

    191. Re:you know... by unitron · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I should have said malice sufficiently cunning and devious to disguise itself as incompetence.

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      I see even classic Slashdot is now pretty much unusable on dial up anymore.

    192. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is called "job security"

      aka, you could fire me, but you'll have to hire someone who you'll end up paying much more to maintain this code...

    193. Re:you know... by daspriest · · Score: 1
      "It's out and out incompetence.

      Would you expect any less from FEMA?"

      Would you expect anything else from the government?

    194. Re:you know... by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 1
      That's absolutely right, but I haven't seen anyone yet questioning the Corps of Engineers about their decision that a 1 in 200 years event was more than enough to protect against.

      I'm Dutch, I live below sea-level. We don't get hurricanes, but we do know the danger we're in. We aim to be overwhelmed by events that happen 1 in 10,000 years (our events can be big, study our geography, note the location of the Channel and also note that not all water can go through it). Some investments we made have been ridiculed by the US corps of engineers. We spent appr. 40 billion dollars in 45 years (!) to prevent an event of a scale that is larger than the one that happened in NO. Imagine: Rotterdam, largest harbour in the world, 10 million people living below or closely at sea-level. I hope you get the picture.

      What was the Corps of Engineers thinking in the US? That a 1 in 200 years event wouldn't happen in their lifetime? Well, given an expected age of 80 years, 40% chance that is does. For a single event! This is a situation that was known and budgetted for for at least 40 years. And now the Americans are all in tears!

      People, you have willfully neglected the risks for an event like this, probably because it's a cheap way to run a government. Now you are hurting. Please start to consider costs and benefits, examine the cost that would have incurred if the levees were brought up to par in the sixties, compare it with the costs now (excluding the unnecessary loss of life), and make sure it won't happen again.

      Ah, who am I kidding. The US as a noob nation is incable of looking ahead more than a few years at a time. This in another fact that has been proven time and time again. When will you learn to consider life more important than the almighty buck.

    195. Re:you know... by gbulmash · · Score: 1

      Opera 7.54 worked for me and got me to the application. Firefox 1.06 got the error message following the CAPTCHA.

    196. Re:you know... by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

      if you are in a "right to work" state

      Er, the parent states he works for a "multimillion-pound company".
      I don't think he's in the United Corporations of America.

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    197. Re:you know... by fbjon · · Score: 1
      "Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation." - Richard Feynman

      I must reply to your sig:

      Physics is to math what approximating her mons veneris is to cunnilingus.

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    198. Re:you know... by renehollan · · Score: 1
      Yes, but much of the audience is in the good 'ole U S of A.

      That's why I said "If..."

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    199. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The buck stops here" was last seen in Dick Cheney's wallet.

    200. Re:you know... by dbIII · · Score: 1
      replace Witt with Joe Allbaugh, Bush's campaign manager.
      I think the lesson is that if you use third world style cronyism you have to be ready for third world quality results. The party in power shouldn't matter - there are plenty of competant people who are deeply involved with the republicans without appointing idiots with no experience that you just happen to have shared a house with.
    201. Re:you know... by clone22 · · Score: 1

      "There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, it's probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on ... shame on you. It fool me. We can't get fooled again." - George W. Bush

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    202. Re:you know... by Patchw0rk+F0g · · Score: 1

      Malice indistingushable from incompetence is equal to the sum of it's parts. Let's just toast the fuckers, and have at them with blunt objects.

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    203. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The shit-brained Republicans have been in control of both houses for a long time."

      Just because you're ignorant and you say it is so doesn't make it so.

      The Republicans haven't had control of both houses even during Bush's terms, so I have no idea what you mean by a long time.

    204. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Louisiana had plenty of access to and direct control of new funds which they controlled which they could have used to fix the levees, namely casino/game/gambling tax revenue.

      iow, they had direct control and absolutely did not have to depend on the federal funding if they really felt the levy system was in danger. The Louisiana assembly, however, did not deem it a worthy expenditure.

      There's another post on this matter that was moderated -1 by the mods because they didn't want people to know of that fact (another reason why /.'s moderation system is complete bullshit).

    205. Re:you know... by AoT · · Score: 1

      pure genius!

      I am so spreading this.

    206. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firefox, on Linux, with User Agent Switcher set to IE passed the test.

    207. Re:you know... by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      Dude out of 1000 posts here you got the best one.

    208. Re:you know... by Basehart · · Score: 1

      "There's another post on this matter that was moderated -1 by the mods" -1 what? Flamebait, Offtopic?? And maybe you should come out from behind the curtain so you can have a chance to turn that -1 into a +1!

      It seems I'm actually seeing a lot more AC's than normal on this topic for some reason. I wonder why?

      FEMA workers on damage control perhaps? I've heard of stranger things.

    209. Re:you know... by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1

      From http://homelandresponse.org/full_story.php?WID=139 77 : "Gov. Blanco has complained repeatedly and bitterly behind the scenes that the federal government did not act quickly enough. According to a White House spokesman, she was asked by President George Bush to order the evacuation of New Orleans on Aug. 27, 48 hours before Hurricane Katrina struck. Blanco, for reasons unknown, waited until Aug. 28. After the levees broke and the city began to flood, the White House spokesman says the president asked if she wanted the federal government to take control of the evacuation of New Orleans. Gov. Blanco asked for 24 hours to think about it."

      Nicely summarized, but the information is also available in plenty of other places online.

      Perhaps you should leave your outrage at the door of ignorance, since you clearly don't understand that the Mayor and Governor are in charge of their locality, not the President.

      The President was practically begging them to evacuate the city before the Katrina hit. Instead, the mayor completely failed to even follow his own city's evacuation plans, leaving thousands of people stranded and on their own.

      Those 20% should have been smart enough to get out like the other 80% of the city's population, but to blame Bush for any of it is ridiculous. We don't have a dictatorship here, you know. It's not like he could have waved a magic wand. FEMA has to wait for the locals to declare an emergency and ask for help. It's their city and state, after all.

      When they finally ordered a mandatory evacuation, the Governor and Mayor "at a news conference, said President Bush called and personally appealed for a mandatory evacuation for the low-lying city, which is prone to flooding.".

      The basic problem they had in NO is that the city and state have been in Democratic control for decades and are extremely prone to graf and waste. Frankly, the locals simply didn't have their act together, unlike most of the rest of the places the hurricane hit.

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    210. Re:you know... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      How do you figure that many of the people who will be filing claims are very poor or very old?

      Because those are the people who stayed.

      The hurricane didn't pick and chose which places to destroy and leave the more expensive places untouched.

      The richer parts of NOLA are relatively untouched. Funny how that happened.

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      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    211. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I seem to remember notable publications like the New York Times...

      I'm sure that had nothing to do with Bush's decision since he doesn't read the paper.

    212. Re:you know... by FatAlb3rt · · Score: 1

      Especially since the bucks responsible for upgrading the levee system were PERSONALLY slashed from the budget and diverted to Iraq - which in itself was a fucking moronic operation.

      Good job - you've attributed the disaster to Bush. As if the levee problem manifested itself in the last 4 years, during which time Bush was in office. As if the levees could have been fixed with the money from the 2005 budget that Bush PERSONALLY slashed.

    213. Re:you know... by Hosiah · · Score: 1

      Your horror story sounds chillingly real. I don't know how many times I've gone to download a file online, only to find it's a Linux file compressed with Microsoft tools, etc. Just those kinds of things where it was clear that there was no thought going into it at all.

    214. Re:you know... by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      Right, because it's not like relying on federal funds for city infrastructure is idotic in the first place or anything. The Feds are responsible for the roads in and out of the cities. Cities themselves and state governments are supposed to be responsible for local infrastructure... sigh. Damned political drift... /shake fist at Hoover and his like

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    215. Re:you know... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      BUT he continued the same policy.

      The partisanship is not the issue.

      His actions are.

      Dragging in partisanship is just a red herring and an excuse to shift the blame from Bush for HIS actions.

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    216. Re:you know... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      Fine - push the hurricane out another five years. Push it out twenty years.

      Make you happy? Same result.

      Slashed is slashed, moron. Slashed means it doesn't get fixed. We just happened to get hit this year.

      What does this change to the argument?

      Bush slashed the budget. What part of this can't you comprehend?

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    217. Re:you know... by instarx · · Score: 1

      That's funny, because I seem to remember notable publications like the New York Times criticizing the earlier form of his budget which allocated MORE funds to the Army Corps of Engineers. Seems they thought the funds would be better used for "social programs."

      You "seem to remember", riiiight. That's total baloney. I can't believe this made-up crap gets rated "Insightful".

      The NYTimes has an excellent multi-year search feature - why don't you try to document this lie?

      I think what you may be remembering is the Republican senator from Alaska's pork in the latest transporation authorization bill of a $230 million bridge to nowhere. More than twice what the COE originally asked for levees to protct a major American city.

    218. Re:you know... by instarx · · Score: 1

      That's funny, because I seem to remember notable publications like the New York Times criticizing the earlier form of his budget which allocated MORE funds to the Army Corps of Engineers. Seems they thought the funds would be better used for "social programs."

      You "seem to remember", riiiiight. This is just made-up garbage. I can't understand why this lie gets modded "insightful"

      The NYTimes has an excellent search feature for all their articles for years past - why didn't you document this?

      I think what you are remembering is the $230 million boondoggle pork project the Republican senator from Alaska got for his bridge to nowhere just a few months ago. (A $230 million bridge to an island with 20 people living on it.) Now the NYTimes DID say that money could be better spent elsewhere.

    219. Re:you know... by EliteSpaceCadet · · Score: 1

      I like your adaptation of the FEMAed to FEMA'd. This, I think, is the new standard notation. Well done

    220. Re:you know... by instarx · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why it's costing us anything. They're the ones that lived below fuking sea level. They're the ones that lived in the path of hurricanes. They're the ones that should have been concerned about the construction status of the levee. It's their problem, not mine or the rest of the country's. They should have realized themselves that they live in an area prone to disasters and paid for the proper precautions to prevent such disasters.

      The reason, you moron, is twofold: First, 65% of all US imports come through the New Orleans port, and 70% of our domestic oil and gas comes from the area. If your logic holds then is seems that thay could just tell us "YOU decided to live in a place without oil and gas, just sit in the cold and dark this winter", and "YOU decided to live where ships can't get to, so forget the imported stuff you like so much".

      The second reason is that they are Americans and they would help you if you needed it (as they helped New York after 9/11). But then I imagine you didn't give a damn about New York either.

    221. Re:you know... by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

      But the thing about garnering marketing leads through a website is that if the user can't see your site, they won't become a lead.

      There's no way you can block off users and still know they would have contacted you, which makes situations like this impossible to use as a Big Stick to beat people with.

      You're assuming they realise (even now!) that the approach is a stupid one, but even after much explaining, the official view is that it's a waste of time to support other browsers. The only reason I can get away with it is because it doesn't take much longer than writing straight for IE, and I use Firefox as a development platform (because it's manifestly more usable and has some really good developer extensions).

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    222. Re:you know... by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

      That was the first thought that occurred, but since this was an emergency situation the approval, installation and configuring would likely have taken longer than it took the phone company to repair the ADSL connection to our premises.

      And our hosting account is too crappy to offer us any kind of control over the server - it's literally "web space", CGI support for perl scripts (which I'm not allowed to use) and nothing else.

      I have heard good things about Mono, though - last I heard it lacked full compatability, but was generally a good solution. Chilisoft also produce an app that allows you to run ASP on unix, but I don't know if it supports ASP.NET... as an aside, it looks like it might have been bought out by Sun (web address redirects to a page on Sun's server now).

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    223. Re:you know... by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

      If your second point is true, it's certainly eye-opening, and forces a drastic re-evaluation of the situation. That said, the mayor of NO's scathing attack on the way FEMA handled the matter indicates otherwise...

      However, your first point indicates a complete lack of understanding of the situation. I'm not pissed because people were dying, and not because what water was available was contaminated - both these things are likely unavoidable in a natural disaster like this in a modern city.

      I'm pissed because the president put your country in a situation where it was incapable of responding to a natural disaster of this kind (wasting the resources of the army/National Guard, and buggering the economy, for two examples), and stayed on his holiday for two days after it happened. He only had four days left on his vacation, and any leader worth the name would have immediately cut it short, if only to provide much-needed leadership in the crisis.

      Bush sat on a stage playing a guitar while New Orleans was flooded - don't tell me he couldn't have made a difference by taking an interest, allowing foreign aid in and actually doing... y'know... anything at all.

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    224. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The MD is a raving MS fanboy, and shortly after arriving I was informed in no small measure that I was developing for IE, and "if the site doesn't work in any of those other browsers, who cares".

      At least develope the site to use IE only features so extensively that it'll be unusable with any other browsers. Make it so that they can't even see contact info of webmaster or anybody in your company to complain.

      Unless specifically told to support older IE browsers, make it work only with what bosses use. IE6 and IE5 should be enough. Fill the site with IE specific crap so that only fastest computers with newest plugins can view them.

      It's too easy to make things work, much harder to make it look like it works perfectly when in reality it sucks.

    225. Re:you know... by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

      " From http://homelandresponse.org/full_story.php?WID=139 77 : "Gov. Blanco has complained repeatedly and bitterly behind the scenes that the federal government did not act quickly enough. According to a White House spokesman, she was asked by President George Bush to order the evacuation of New Orleans on Aug. 27, 48 hours before Hurricane Katrina struck. Blanco, for reasons unknown, waited until Aug. 28. After the levees broke and the city began to flood, the White House spokesman says the president asked if she wanted the federal government to take control of the evacuation of New Orleans. Gov. Blanco asked for 24 hours to think about it.""

      That's very interesting, and does modify my opinion somewhat. However, the very article you link to also lays some of the blame squarely at Bush's door, going so far as to brand him a "weak leader", and criticises his actions (including appointing an unqualified political appointee to the head of such a vitally important agency).

      You're right, and the govenor of NO also clearly deserves to be castigated for her atrocious handling of the situation. However, to be fair, Bush still clearly isn't blameless either.

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    226. Re:you know... by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

      Indeed. However, the rulers of third-world countries tend to be extremely rich, corrupt, and can often do pretty much whatever they like without worrying about popular opinion or legality.

      So, third-world results only matter if you care about the "little people", or have a strong belief in civil liberties or freedom. Rulers of third-world dictatorships have a much easier time of ruling, and likely have a lot more fun, too.

      Despite mouthing platitudes to "freedom" (while clamping down on civil liberties and increasing surveillance of the country's own citizens) and "democracy" (while running democratically dubious elections and unfairly disenfranchising large sections of your opponent's voting bloc), I often get the impression Bush would rather be running a third-world dictatorship, albeit as powerful and feared a one as the US is presently.

      He's certainly shown himself to be intolerant of questioning or criticism, unconcerned by civil liberties and unusually corrupt, and he's frankly doing a great job of starting to turn the US into a third-world nation - election procedures that started "the United States Banana Republic of America" jokes, serious problems looming for the economy, cronyism and kickbacks everywhere you look...

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    227. Re:you know... by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      I think the lesson is that if you use third world style cronyism you have to be ready for third world quality results.

      Well, yes, although I think it is putting on airs a bit to speak of "third world style cronyism." Cronyism has a long, long history in American politics and tends to be more the rule than the exception. Still, it bespeaks a remarkable level of contempt for the public welfare when such cronyism is extended to a crucial post such as head of FEMA, where large numbers of human lives are at stake.

    228. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      U n00b read up on alaskas lawz y0!.
      we gotsteh hooks tem peoples uP~

    229. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, we're certainly going to have more people on social programs after this disaster.

      Especially now that Bush has decreed that people in the area no longer have to be paid enough to sustain what little of a life they have left. People argue that its the fault of the poor that they "mismanaged their resources" so that they couldn't afford a car, and is therefore their fault for not being able evacuate.

      They'll probably keep on saying this while companies pay people barely enough to get food (much less gasoline or housing... how much do you think gas will cost in New Orleans while it's being rebuilt? I wonder what the property value of any house that DIDN'T sink is going to be?) in the coming months/years. You can be damned sure that while the construction companies are going to be building new houses galore with their extra cheap labor, those houses aren't going to be priced in the range that the people building them could afford.

    230. Re:you know... by Quantam · · Score: 1

      You, uh, do know that in order get the levees fit to stand up to Katrina, upgrading work would have needed to be started before Bush even took office, right? I'm not saying Bush did the right thing in cutting the budget, I'm just saying that his cutting the budget had no effect on this disaster.

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    231. Re:you know... by operagost · · Score: 1
      Anyone who cares about responsible budgeting and the health of America's rivers and wetlands should pay attention to a bill now before the Senate Committee on Environment and Public Works. The bill would shovel $17 billion at the Army Corps of Engineers for flood control and other water-related projects -- this at a time when President Bush is asking for major cuts in Medicaid and other important domestic programs. Among these projects is a $2.7 billion boondoggle on the Mississippi River that has twice flunked inspection by the National Academy of Sciences.
      Editorial from NYT, April 13, 2005
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    232. Re:you know... by operagost · · Score: 1
      People argue that its the fault of the poor that they "mismanaged their resources" so that they couldn't afford a car, and is therefore their fault for not being able evacuate.
      Yup, too bad there is no such thing as a "bus". If only we had these "buses", and new Orleans had allowed anyone to ride them out of the city for free. Oh yeah, they did. Except the incompetent mayor didn't allow a thousand school buses to be used because they didn't have bathrooms. I'll take holding my bladder for three hours over floating in toxic waters any day.
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    233. Re:you know... by operagost · · Score: 1

      1. Please press "Submit" only once.
      2. See my citation above.
      3. Don't call me a liar.

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    234. Re:you know... by rhendershot · · Score: 1

      LOL. Kudos dude, it was your idea. I liked it so much I just had to try it out. They should put your name in the dictionary entry that, I'm certain, will one day be created for this new verb!

    235. Re:you know... by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying to completely abandon the place, of course we would rebuild the shipping infrastructure. Hell, we build oil platforms in the North Atlantic, and they get beat to hell. But you have to go where the oil is located. What I'm talking about are the scores of people that have no particular reason to live in New Orleans. Those people could very well live in NY, LA, Chicago, and their lives would be exactly the same (for the most part). They'd work a similar job and have similar expenses, and spend their time doing similar things. There is nothing unique about the fact that they live in New Orleans.

    236. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you figure how many men have fucked you up your stretched ass you fucking faggot, bitch, twat CUNT
      Fuck you, fuck you mother, and eat my my fucking stinky, diseased, schmema covered cock, BITCH

    237. Re:you know... by superflyguy · · Score: 1

      But really, can you blame FEMA for having been taken over by the DHS, cannabalized, and rearanged to fight terrorism?

    238. Re:you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      people that have no particular reason to live in New Orleans. Those people could very well live in NY, LA, Chicago,

      And then are you going to say "Why did they have to live there? We don't owe them any help!" when LA (or Denver or Seattle) gets hit by the big earthquake or by a tsunami and gets wiped out? Or two F5 tornadoes wipe out Kansas City or Chicago. How about when New York, Long Island, Charleston or Miami gets hit by a hurricane or other disaster?

      For that matter, what if a tree falls on YOUR house? You didn't have to live there, did you? You knew there was a tree, right? No insurance or help for you, so sorry.

    239. Re:you know... by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      Yeh, I'm not talking about insurance, I'm talking about government handouts. People have a right to make insurance claims for their houses, they paid for the insurance to start with. That's the whole idea behind insurance - you don't want to take big risks, so you pay someone else to take them for you. If I had a house in an earthquake zone, I'd pay for earthquake insurance. If I had a house in a flood zone, I'd pay for flood insurance. Tornado zone, tornado insurance. Etc. The government doesn't need to be making handouts though.

    240. Re:you know... by wkitchen · · Score: 1

      That will work.

      Thanks.

    241. Re:you know... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      All of the definitions of "malice" I've dug up involve intent to do harm. Bush appointing political supporters implies intentional favor to them, not intentional disfavor to the organizations they're appointed to.

    242. Re:you know... by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      I think it would be easier to list the ways in which they ARE competent.

      Well, they respond pretty quickly when George Bush's poll numbers are threatened with a disaster.

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    243. Re:you know... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      It's intentional disfavor to the CITIZENS, not necessarily the organizations. He KNOWS morons like Brown aren't going to do the job - or at least HE'S too stupid to know that and doesn't care (which means the rest of America - or at least 40% as of the last poll - is too stupid to know they elected a moron as President.)

      It's malicious to put incompetent cronies on the public payroll. That simple.

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    244. Re:you know... by jimmypw · · Score: 0

      "...fucking the country until it can't respond to a simple natural disaster..."
      This leads me to remember sombody saying
      "...If a country cannot respond to a simple natural disaster how the hell will they cope when there is another terrorist attack..."

    245. Re:you know... by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

      Funny thing - the "thousands of unused busses underwater" claim has since been proven to be an unsubstantiated guess presented as fact.

      A report (I've lost the link - Google for it) dated 2003 states there were no more than around 250 schoolbuses in the New Orleans area, nothing like the "more than 2000" being claimed by right-win pundits, and certainly not enough to evacuate everyone too poor to escape under their own steam.

      True, the fact that many of these 250 buses were overlooked and not used to evacuate people is tragic (and bloody stupid), but hundreds or thousands would still have been forced to stay, and still would have died thanks to Bush's (and FEMA's) incompetence.

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  2. And... by crow_t_robot · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...FEMA certainly knows how to get things done! (efficiently too!)

  3. Conspiracy Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I can feel it coming already

    1. Re:Conspiracy Theory by rbannon · · Score: 1

      There's really no need for a conspiracy theory. Just look at the facts:

      1. Everyone from the working poor to the working wealthy pay nearly 1/2 their incomes to various government agencies.
      2. In turn your government has become the most dangerous thug in the world.

  4. Re:Virtual PC by cached · · Score: 1, Interesting

    From TFA: If you're running Mac OS X, you could run Virtual PC 7 and then access Windows and Internet Explorer.

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  5. Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The title pretty much sums it up. This is such a none issue that I cannot believe that it is on the front page.

    Look at the destruction in New Orleans and Biloxi. Do you really think that there are any/many people filing FEMA claims via the internet?

    1. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by aug24 · · Score: 1

      What do think they're going to be using? Their cell phones? Their land lines? The mail?

      Berk.

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    2. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by tsarmallon · · Score: 1

      I think it is entirely apposite to assume that someone, somewhere might be attempting to file, given that half a million were affected. And given after everything that s/he has been through, perhaps someone at FEMA, maybe an IT person, would have the foresight to allow other browsers to be used. Your excuse that because many people may not be using a critical service at the moment, so it does not have to be a functional service is fatuous.

    3. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by ubuntu2005 · · Score: 2, Informative

      just to let you know...I evacuated from New Orleans to Houston, Texas, I brought an extra tshirt and shorts and my powerbook G4. I tried to register via online and of course the stupid thing required internet explorer 6. So I had to call the toll free number which was inundated and took me hours. Also to check in on your account, you can loging with pin -password but of course it requires IE 6. Agency is just moronic.

    4. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      Do you really think that there are any/many people filing FEMA claims via the internet?

      Maybe not, but let's go ahead and slashdot the registration site just in case.

    5. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by pboulang · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There are no towers. Central Offices are down. Emergency power generation is flooded. How can you say that cell phones work? Please note the massive demand for sat phones right now precisely because of this. But thank you for applying annecdotal evidence that isn't applicable.

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    6. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a Troll. Just hope the Alliance Pallies bubble you out of the sky.

      On the other hand, yes, the victimes will indeed use extensivly the internet, because they are relocated on a diferent place, and the nearest support they can get will be thru the internet.

      Also, if i remember correctly, the US Governement has some FEDERAL LAWS that forbit their sites to works only in one browser (among other things).

      Cheers and out...

    7. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Sporkinum · · Score: 1

      I remember seeing one of the reporters in NO saying that their cell wasn't working, but that he got a wild hair and tried a pay phone and it worked fine.

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    8. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Do you really think that there are any/many people filing FEMA claims via the internet?

      I'll bite. To answer your question, why not?

      Let me put together a little scenario for you:

      If I was told to get out of New Orleans due to a pending storm, you bet your ass I'd have been one of the first people gone. I'd like to think I'm a pretty practical person.

      No fuss, no screwing around. I get a week's change of clothes, I grab a few other things. Maybe I didn't take alot of my electronic toys, but you better believe I've left with a cell phone (extra batteries), photo ID (among other important documents), and ATM and credit cards (ok, and some petty cash). I leave town.

      Go forward to over a week later. I've found somewhere to stay, say a cheap hotel in a city in Texas. All I have is time on my hands. I'd be considering relocating and getting contract work by now.

      So what's to stop me from walking into a Kinko's in some place (like say Austin) with the Damn Small Linux CD in my wallet (don't leave home without one), dropping it in to a Dell PC (I use Windows if I have to, but I like to bypass the stupid payment system), and go online to check out my current bank balance, my insurance claim options, and job listings, and the news from around the world among other things?

      While I'm at it, what's this? I hear on Slashdot that FEMA is taking claims? Sure, I'll have a look and see what information they have available. Because my government is here to help me, right?

      That the FEMA site doesn't work with my browser is an inconvenience, and it's minor.

      But there you go. My point is that but some people face down disaster and get things done under pressure. Maybe we're not in the majority, but we are out there.

    9. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by silverkniveshotmail. · · Score: 1

      The site says that it will allow you to check the status of an existing claim if you use an alternate browser. Are you sure you aren't just full of shit, mr. low uid?

    10. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it is entirely apposite to assume that someone....so it does not have to be a functional service is fatuous.

      Someone's been studying for the GRE!

    11. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Informative
      Where I was, two networks (AT&T and Cingular) stayed up. The remainder were down. In one case, Nextel, that was deliberate policy - it wasn't so much that the networks weren't operational, it's that ordinary customers were locked out so that the emergency services would have cleared lines to use. Even though AT&T and Cingular were up, the two networks were so overloaded it was exceptionally difficult to get calls out. If the situation in New Orleans had been as good as the situation in Florida, it would be a mistake to suggest using cellphones to contact FEMA is a viable option.

      As it happens, the mobile networks in New Orleans were completely knocked out by this. It wasn't until Saturday that Verizon and T-Mobile were able to get their services semi-operational. Sprint PCS is having problems, and Cingular didn't comment in the report I read on the subject (I know they're all doing what they can.) Landline service is spotty in the area, with many exchanges waterlogged.

      Of course, this in some ways is beside the point. Nobody trying to contact FEMA for a Katrina claim is actually in New Orleans at the moment. That said, a large effort to keep Katrina refugees in contact with the outside world via Internet kiosks is underway, and this type of thing will directly hurt that.

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    12. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by brouski · · Score: 2, Informative

      In Baton Rouge following the storm, cell phones for all practical purposes were as useless here as in New Orleans. Whether this was due to damage to infrastructure or network overload, I couldn't tell you.

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    13. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Punboy · · Score: 1

      Many sections of New Orleans could receive cell reception from operational cell towers located at higher elevations. In many areas, there are "backup" cell towers with their own generators and satellite up-link to allow mobile phones to continue operation even in the middle of a natural disaster.

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    14. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by ericspinder · · Score: 1
      What do think they're going to be using? Their cell phones? Their land lines? The mail?
      d) All of the above +++

      Considering that hundreds of thousands of people from the affeced areas are now outside of Katrina's path of destruction, I'd guess that many of them have access to all of the normal channels of communication in today society. Some people even have internet access in downtown New Orleans.

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    15. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by aug24 · · Score: 1

      That was really my point - it's absurd to say they won't have net access and yet they will have cellphones.

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    16. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by ifwm · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I DIDN'T say cell phones work. I said they worked in Central Florida when the hurricane came through.

      As to whether they work in NO, I assume they still work in many places. I honestly have no idea, but I was basing an assumption on my past experience.

      Why act like an asshole when you respond? How many hurricanes have YOU been through? Right. Thank you for applying a perspective that has no bearing whatsoever.

      Sometimes I hate slashdot, specifically because of dickheads like you. Everyone KNEW it was anecdotal evidence, and I NEVER attempted to claim otherwise. Still, you shoot your idiot mouth off and some other idiot mods you insightful. Maybe in the land of imbeciles you are insightful, but here, you're just an asshole.

    17. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by ifwm · · Score: 0, Troll

      "it would be a mistake to suggest using cellphones to contact FEMA is a viable option."

      WHY? If it's the ONLY option, then it's viable. I don't understand what you're trying to say here.

      And what are you suggesting as an alternative? Right, you're not suggesting an alternative.

      The editing here on slashdot sucks. Perhaps you should focus a bit more attention on that, and less on trying to wedge your personal experience into someone elses conversation, especially when you add nothing of value.

    18. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      WHY? If it's the ONLY option, then it's viable. I don't understand what you're trying to say here.
      Oh, for fuck's sake. I just spent an entire paragraph pointing out that most networks here in Florida after Frances and Jeanne were down and that AT&T and Cingular were overloaded, and you're saying I was claiming they're "an option"? How are they an option? HOW ARE THEY AN OPTION?
      And what are you suggesting as an alternative? Right, you're not suggesting an alternative.
      I don't need to. If something's not viable, it isn't viable. It doesn't suddenly become viable because no other technologies exist. Are you going to argue that putting messages in bottles is viable because I haven't suggested alternatives? Jesus christ man, THINK.
      Perhaps you should focus a bit more attention on that, and less on trying to wedge your personal experience into someone elses conversation, especially when you add nothing of value.
      My personal experience? MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE? You posted a large amount of complete bullshit, claiming that New Orleans victims were able to use cellphones because you were in Florida. This is wrong on two levels, as I pointed out: One: you're lying. The few networks that were up were overloaded and simply not viable for use for contacting FEMA or anyone else during Frances and Jeanne and in the immediate aftermath. And secondly, I pointed out your comments were irrelevent because the situation is different in New Orleans. The people who actually need to make the calls are not in New Orleans anymore. And of the resources available, non-IE based Internet kiosks are, actually, part of the solution.

      You're the person who tried to use your personal experience as a demonstration of how the people of NO can communicate. You ignored the kiosks. You claimed that cellphones were usable, both in contrast to your experience of a "similar" (actually far, far, more mild) situation, which you actively misrepresented, and in factual terms about NO. Don't flame me for politely calling you out on it.

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    19. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by ifwm · · Score: 0, Troll

      "You posted a large amount of complete bullshit, claiming that New Orleans victims were able to use cellphones because you were in Florida. This is wrong on two levels, as I pointed out: One: you're lying."

      Show me where I stated this. SHOW ME. You can't. So, once again, we see why slashdot editing is so bad, the editors can't even READ FOR CONTEXT OR MEANING. It is, however, exactly what I expected.

      "And secondly, I pointed out your comments were irrelevent because the situation is different in New Orleans"

      That's all you had to do. Not add completely irrelevant bullshit of your own about the networks being out or down in Florida after the Hurricanes (you're lying abou this by the way, so calling ME a liar is hilarious) or crap about what is viable or not. YOU ARE NOT THE ARBITER OF WHAT IS "viable" FOR OTHER PEOPLE. If a cell is the only option and it works (some do in NO, don't try to lie and claim they don't) then who the fuck are you to decide what is viable? Well?

      Again, however, just what I would expect from a slashdot editor. Inaccuracies, followed by useless crap, followed by anger, frustration, and name calling.

      What are you 5? You write and edit like you are.

      "You claimed that cellphones were usable, both in contrast to your experience of a "similar" (actually far, far, more mild) situation, which you actively misrepresented,"

      How did I misrepresent anything? MY phone worked perfectly EVERY time I tried, before, during, and after the hurricanes in Central Florida, and my area was one of the worst hit. How could you possibly know anything about my phone and how well it worked? Oh right, you're the "expert" who amazingly, WASN'T THERE. So, no I will flame you. Of course, now you'll try to ban me, because again, you seem to think like a five year old.

      Oh well, what should I expect from an EDITOR of slashdot.

    20. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by LiENUS · · Score: 1

      Just thought i'd note, I was using my cellphone during and immediately after hurricane Katrina came through. I was in Walker and later Baton Rouge. Power was out in both of these areas and my girlfriends house in Walker still doesn't have cable (so no cable internet) cellphones are a much better alternative to internet in many situations.

    21. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by pboulang · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      I DIDN'T say cell phones work.
      Yes you did, in response to whether cell phones would be an option, you said YES. Then went on to blather about something unrelated which provided false support for your statement. I call you on it, you start pissing and moaning. OF COURSE we all knew it was anecdotal, and we all knew it had absolutely no bearing on the conversation at hand.

      Which am I, an asshole or a dickhead? Have you just learned to swear? I think you are just taking it personally.

      Please, by all means, take your ball and go home. I encourage it.

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    22. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by pboulang · · Score: 1

      I wasn't aware of that, that is good to hear. Sadly, everywhere is higher elevations...

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    23. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by pboulang · · Score: 1
      Now as to whether other people think I am an asshole/dickhead, I refer you to moderation on your post and my reply, and to sibling comments. I really think you went overboard in your lashing back of me.

      However, I understand that the particular topic we are discussing does create an emotional response. I may have completely misinterpreted what your point was, or you could have typed something and were misinformed. Could you please review you inital post and let me know if there was perhaps a mistake?

      Thank you for applying a perspective that has no bearing whatsoever.
      The perspective that you are wrong is perfectly relevant. I really want to get to understand where you anger is coming from. How's your home life? Any issues getting an erection? Maybe you car didn't start this morning and you spilled coffee on your desk. No no, it must be that guy on slashdot "shooting his idiot mouth off" that is wrong with the world.
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    24. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by ifwm · · Score: 1

      "Yes you did, in response to whether cell phones would be an option, you said YES"

      I said yes cell phones would be an option, because they ARE. The families in Texas getting FEMA help, do you think their cell phones work? Think please, otherwise I'll be the only one doing it.

      At NO time however, did I say anything that would imply in any way that cell phones work in New Orleans. So, on this point, you have demonstrated that you will lie to try and make an argument. Pathetic.

      I made it very clear both through wording and context, that I was talking about MY experience with MY cellphone in MY city during the hurricane that hit ME.

      You won't find New Orleans mentioned once. SO, fuck you, don't ever put words in my mouth again.

      "Which am I, an asshole or a dickhead?"

      I imagine you're both. Probably worse.

      "Have you just learned to swear?"

      Funny, I was going to ask YOU if you'd just leared how to read. Clearly context and understanding main ideas are beyond you, so I was going to ask why you find it so difficult to NOT READ YOUR OWN MEANING INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S POST.

      Well? WELL?

      Right.

      Shut up now, please, before you say something stupid in response to something that I didn't say.

    25. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by ifwm · · Score: 1

      "Now as to whether other people think I am an asshole/dickhead"

      Don't care about what other people think. This is slashdot, a site populated by people who think a post about MY cellphone experience after the hurricanes that hit is a troll, despite the fact that there is nothing controversial or inflammatory at all.

      Yeah, play to them. Next, when you want to make yourself feel really special, you can impress others with how much pedophiles like you, and how serial killers invite you to their bbq's.

      God, you're really stupid if you think the mod system and getting up modded is something to be proud of. I laughed hard over that line.

    26. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by ifwm · · Score: 1

      Right, so you hammer ME for suggesting it, then it turns out to be true? So where's my apology? Well? Come on coward, own up.

    27. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by pboulang · · Score: 1
      You didn't suggest it, someone else did. You said your cell phone worked in FL which really doesn't matter. Prior facts indicated that the cell system was NOT up at all, and your post suggested that the cell system could be viable. WITH NO BASIS OF FACT ON THE SITUATION AT HAND.

      No it isn't that the moderation system justifies me, just that you are exactly the only person that thinks you are "right". As for all the things you hate about slashdot, look into the mirror my friend.

      The fine person who posted this based it on some facts that he had, not random speculation.

      Look, I have nothing to apologize for, I'm not the one that has dropped to 10 year old name calling and whining. I'm very sure you will reply to this, because you are incapable of letting it go. I'll be waiting, amused to see your response. Please tell me again that I have never been in a hurricane. Please?

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    28. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by pboulang · · Score: 1
      At NO time however, did I say anything that would imply in any way that cell phones work in New Orleans. So, on this point, you have demonstrated that you will lie to try and make an argument. Pathetic.

      I made it very clear both through wording and context, that I was talking about MY experience with MY cellphone in MY city during the hurricane that hit ME.

      You won't find New Orleans mentioned once. SO, fuck you, don't ever put words in my mouth again.

      [SNIP]

      Funny, I was going to ask YOU if you'd just leared how to read. Clearly context and understanding main ideas are beyond you, so I was going to ask why you find it so difficult to NOT READ YOUR OWN MEANING INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S POST.

      Since I need to spell it out for the retarded boy, here we go.

      Initial post CLEARLY references New Orleans.

      Look at the destruction in New Orleans and Biloxi. Do you really think that there are any/many people filing FEMA claims via the internet?

      This is the topmost post of interest in this thread. The child of thie post goes on to ask the possibly retorical question:

      What do think they're going to be using? Their cell phones? Their land lines? The mail?

      sadly, I now need to quote you to yourself, since you do not understand things like context..here's what you say:

      "Their cell phones?"

      Yes. As someone who made it through two hurricanes in Central Florida, I can say with certainty that the cell phones were up. In fact, they worked flawlessly during and immediatley after the storms. They eventually became overloaded with calls, but my service never stopped working.

      Meanwhile, power was out, so I have no idea if the landlines worked or not (cordless phone) but I imagine they did as well.

      So maybe now you understand how "New Orleans" came into the conversation. THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU. There are people living in the worst of conditions, and YOU feel you need to interject about some story about how your cell phone worked in FL and that you HAD NO IDEA ABOUT LANDLINES. No shit I had to come back and point out to you that you are a fuckwit.

      There was NO discussion about families in Texas you ass, it was about New Orleans.. This is where you are wrong. Incredibly wrong. When someone says "destruction in new orleans, do you think people are posting using the internet" and someone else says what about cell phones, and YOU say Yes!!! CEll phones worked in FL all we can do is collectively shake our heads and hope you don't drown in your own drool. I bet you were just so darn excited to post, yay!!! pizza party! Pizza party!!!

      I'm axiously awaiting a reply. Your discourse is so civilized.. a breath of fresh air. Well, ok, at least you can spell. Oh, and how did your post get to -1? Is that because of the evil moderators and how they are conspiring against you?

      Oh, almost forgot.. I was just chatting with Jesus and he said that you are jerking off too much... God hates you and your inadequacies. Just kind of an FYI.

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  6. IE on Mac by PickyH3D · · Score: 1

    What stops those people, other than there probably are not many people using it?

    1. Re:IE on Mac by falcon5768 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Microsoft doesnt support IE on mac like it does PC so there isnt the latest version of IE for the mac, which is what FEMA demands.

      Likewise M$ stated that they will no longer support the Mac period because basically they have Safari.

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    2. Re:IE on Mac by TobascoKid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      IE on the Mac stopped at 5.5. There is no IE 6 for the Mac.

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    3. Re:IE on Mac by Picard102 · · Score: 1, Troll

      clever use of the $ sign

    4. Re:IE on Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lolz!!!11!! u said "M$"! u r teh c00l l33t d00dz!!!11!!!

    5. Re:IE on Mac by Ucklak · · Score: 1

      IE on the Mac stopped at 5.23 in the year 2003.
      That product is no longer supported by it's manufacturer and wil not receive any future updates.

      It's also the same time when Netscape stopped making their browser for Mac Classic which stopped at 7.02

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    6. Re:IE on Mac by GreatDrok · · Score: 2, Informative

      IE on Mac stopped at version 5.2.3, not 5.5.

      The version of IE for Mac had very little to do with the Windows versions. Different code base etc. I tried to use it recently and most sites that require IE won't work with IE for Mac anyway so there is really very little point in having it. The thing is so slow it isn't funny and the look of it is quite unlike modern Mac applications as it is still covered in the old pinstripe stuff. Safari is much better and has much greater compatibility than IE for Mac these days so yes, MS is right, there is no need for IE for Mac.

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    7. Re:IE on Mac by TobascoKid · · Score: 1

      They did make a 5.5 for the Mac

      http://archives.cnn.com/2000/TECH/computing/07/06/ ie.hacked.idg/

      Maybe it never made it out of Beta (it was a loong time ago)

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    8. Re:IE on Mac by JoeCommodore · · Score: 1
      Inernet Exploer for the Mac releases was halted at IE 5.2.3. I rmemeber when they dropped support, Microsoft said in some statement that Safari would be a reasonable replacement (now if only Microsoft provded reasonable support for it on thier servers.)

      This is an excellent example of a need for "open standards".

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    9. Re:IE on Mac by porneL · · Score: 1
      Microsoft doesnt support IE on mac like it does PC so there isnt the latest version of IE for the mac

      IE5/mac supports more CSS2 than IE7 is going to. I'd say that there is no latest IE version for Windows.

    10. Re:IE on Mac by PickyH3D · · Score: 1
      Seeing as $ stands for money, and Safari utilizes native features at IE does not have access to, wouldn't it make sense to pull out when they know they will stop making money?

      The business answer is yes.

  7. You knew it was coming... by irving47 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "George Bush doesn't care about Mac people!"

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    1. Re:You knew it was coming... by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      So if you're a black mac user you might as well shoot yourself as far as he's concerned?

    2. Re:You knew it was coming... by ettlz · · Score: 5, Funny

      Quite frankly, if a Mac-using Bush voter exists, I don't wanna hear, much less think, about it.

    3. Re:You knew it was coming... by glug101 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Likely because the previous administration installed a bunch of macs in the whitehouse. Macs are for Democrats and Commies. Not for decent Americans.

    4. Re:You knew it was coming... by Chocolate+Teapot · · Score: 1

      He knows that us Mac people have flippers instead of 5 digits on each hand. What harm can a flood do us?

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    5. Re:You knew it was coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry. I am both

    6. Re:You knew it was coming... by Nate+B. · · Score: 1

      Ummmm, how then do you explain Rush Limbaugh being such a fanatical Mac user?

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    7. Re:You knew it was coming... by aardwolf64 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      *stands up and raises hand*

      You must assume that anyone who doesn't agree with you on politics is simply stupid, and therefore cannot be a Mac-user. How narrow-minded...

    8. Re:You knew it was coming... by JasontheMason · · Score: 1

      So, what if I run Linux PCs, Linux Macs, MacOS Macs, *and* I voted for Bush?

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    9. Re:You knew it was coming... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sorry. I am both

      Which one are you apologising for?

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    10. Re:You knew it was coming... by squiggleslash · · Score: 4, Informative
      Ahem! Not only a Mac-using Bush voter, but the editor of Slashdot's Mac section and and activist in the GOP.

      (I recall hearing somewhere that Rush Limbaugh is a big Mac advocate too)

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    11. Re:You knew it was coming... by IAmATuringMachine! · · Score: 3, Informative

      Bush uses a Mac, as does Rush Limbaugh.

      --
      "Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes."
      -E. W. Dijkstra
    12. Re:You knew it was coming... by bobcote · · Score: 1

      Hello, I can name dozens of Mac using Bush voters. I'm just one.

    13. Re:You knew it was coming... by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 1
      Quite frankly, if a Mac-using Bush voter exists, I don't wanna hear, much less think, about it.


      I know at least two! And one's a Mac zealot, not just an ordinary Mac User!

    14. Re:You knew it was coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      WRONG!!
      Get your facts straight... Rightwing Timeline
      Leftwing Timeline

    15. Re:You knew it was coming... by CajunLuke · · Score: 2, Informative

      I hate to bust your bubble, but Bush is a Mac-user. Clinton, too. (I'm a Mac-using Kerry-voter, just for the record.)

    16. Re:You knew it was coming... by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      actually when asked DIRECTLY by the press, Bush's Press Secretary wouldn't saw what, if anything, Bush suggested/asked related to the coming Hurricane. Link

      Also buried in there is the fact that Bush never even gave the order to *use* the military. He ordered them to be ready to go, but never bothered to send them in until days later.

      Is Bush responsible for the 'unacceptable' response to this disaster? No, he's not. But is he ultimately 'accountable'? You damn well bet he is. These are his federal appointees that are macking a mockery of relief, and so he's accountable for putting unqualified people in place.

      And since he's obviously put unqualified people in before...you can bet any new Bush appointees will be seriously questioned in the future.


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    17. Re:You knew it was coming... by -brazil- · · Score: 1

      Funny that there's a letter
      from Blanco requesting aid (in great detail) dated SUNDAY...

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    18. Re:You knew it was coming... by pizzaman100 · · Score: 1
      Ummmm, how then do you explain Rush Limbaugh being such a fanatical Mac user?

      1)Macs are for Democrats and Commies.
      2)Rush Limbaugh uses a Mac.
      3)Therefore Rush is a Democrat or Commie.

      Don't they teach logic at these schools? -Professor Kirke

    19. Re:You knew it was coming... by bradbeattie · · Score: 1

      I smell a new slashdotism: "Georgeg Bush doesn't care about $minority"

    20. Re:You knew it was coming... by admiralh · · Score: 1

      I know it's pretty much useless to ask, but could you please stop throwing around these unfounded accusations?

      You make an unfounded accusation against Blanco, and then you complain about people making "unfounded accusations." Apparently the only unfounded accusations you don't like are the ones directed against George "What didn't go right?" Bush.

      Here's a clue for you. The reason you can't find a link is because your story is not true. It's standard Bushian "The buck stops somewhere else" propaganda.

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    21. Re:You knew it was coming... by 1u3hr · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      ot only a Mac-using Bush voter, but the editor of Slashdot's Mac section and and activist in the GOP.

      And now any email I send to daddypants@slashdot.org to point out errors somehow is routed to him and bounces back with a very annoying message

      <chris.nandor@osdn.com>:
      12.152.184.162 failed after I sent the message.
      Remote host said: 550 This message scored 13.9 points. Congratulations!
      Have I been singled out or is this more general?
    22. Re:You knew it was coming... by tb3 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I call bullshit. George barely knows how to operate his freaking iPod.
      I'll bet his 'computer' is just an Etch-a-sketch painted white ...

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    23. Re:You knew it was coming... by waif69 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not only can Mac users vote for Bush, but often understand the issues as well. Mac users and other non-M$ OS users have a tendency to be a more informed than the M$ lemmings, therefore will make political choices that is based upon personal competence and responsibility rather than what the talking heads thrust on them. To make a choice of an "alternate" OS is a resultant of a person who researches and learns that facts BEFORE making a decision.

    24. Re:You knew it was coming... by Anubis350 · · Score: 1

      Mac people....
      arent those the strange folk from across the pond that speak with a funny accent, see funny little men with gold, and drink copious amounts of wiskey (how they see the funny little men)...

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    25. Re:You knew it was coming... by ricosalomar · · Score: 0

      The guy in the cube next to me is also a blithering idiot, AND he uses a Mac at home.

    26. Re:You knew it was coming... by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 4, Funny

      Drugs

    27. Re:You knew it was coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Voted for Bush. Use Mac and Linux. BTW, Rush Limbaugh also uses a Mac.

    28. Re:You knew it was coming... by NMerriam · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You must assume...

      Interesting how you took a fairly innocuous joke (based on the stereotype of the hippie flower-power mac user) and managed to make all sorts of assumptions about the writer's politics, and then insult him based on those incorrect assumptions.

      Who is the stupid, narrow-minded one again?

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    29. Re:You knew it was coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG, you voted for bush, and are _proud_ of it? So funny...

      I mean, seriously... after all this, after everything that has happened since 2000; how can you not see that he is utterly incompetent?

      There are 2 types of bush supporters:

      1) Stupid and Ignorant (includes religious morons)
      2) Rich Greedy Bastards who are getting a kick back out of this corrupt administration.

      So I guess you're number a 2?

    30. Re:You knew it was coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would say that you have your own reasons and that you are probably not an actual Republican but a RINO (Republican In Name Only) just like our President.

      If you compare Bush administration policies, statements, etc. with official GOP documents re: what they stand for and what they are all about you will see a distinct mismatch.

      I am a Republican.

      (Posted anonymously because I really don't need the spam. However, my Slashdot user number is below 30000.)

    31. Re:You knew it was coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the comment... I didn't call him stupid.

    32. Re:You knew it was coming... by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Somehow, I doubt it. I suspect that you are a windows-user. If you were a Mac fan, you would have more courage, inspite of being a bushwhacker.

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    33. Re:You knew it was coming... by aug24 · · Score: 1
      (I recall hearing somewhere that Rush Limbaugh is a big Mac advocate too)

      So that's why he's a Big Fat Idiot ;-)

      J.

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    34. Re:You knew it was coming... by romeo_in_blk_jeans · · Score: 1

      *stands up and raises hand*

      You must assume that anyone who doesn't share the same views as you on political satire is simply stupid, and therefore cannot make a joke. How narrow-minded...

      (By the way, I want you to know that it really hurt me to add that extraneous comma.)

    35. Re:You knew it was coming... by gowen · · Score: 1
      Mac users vote for Bush... political choices that is based upon personal competence
      I've heard plenty of reasons to vote for Bush, but not once have I heard people extolling his competence before...
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    36. Re:You knew it was coming... by romeo_in_blk_jeans · · Score: 1

      *the universe implodes*

    37. Re:You knew it was coming... by ld_hrothgar · · Score: 1

      Well Mr. UID 29999! :)

    38. Re:You knew it was coming... by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As the man at the top, Bush is most certainly responsible for the abysmal federal response. Once it became obvious that the city and state needed help, it should have been there on the ground IMMEDIATELY.

      This is the leader of the free world we're talking about. He leads the world's remaining superpower. He is the commander and chief.

      He could have gotten things done quicker if he had the interest or will. He could have slapped around some beaurocrats. He could have used military resouces or personnel.

      He simply neglected the situation.

      At the very least, the shelters of last resort and the hospitals should have been immediately secured and supplied with MREs. Some part of the federal disaster apparatus should have been sticking it out with the civilians on the ground.

      This could have been Rangers, Seals, boots from the Marine Corps school of Infantry at Camp Gieger or just a bunch of Amry/Marine cooks. The situation demanded inspired leadership and just plain leadership rather than disinterest and mediocrity.

      Once it was clear that we had an event capable of creating 1 million US refugees, Bush should have put himself at the disposal of the Mayor, the Governor and the commander of the LA Engineers garrison.

      If someone in FEMA needed a kick in the ass, they should have gotten it. If private sector resources would have been useful, Bush should have leaned on the relevant CEOs.

      The federal response is a manifestation of the CYA mentality. That just doesn't cut it when shit is hitting the fan.

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    39. Re:You knew it was coming... by NardofDoom · · Score: 1
      I recall hearing somewhere that Rush Limbaugh is a big Mac advocate too

      He is, and constantly says that the 'liberals' in charge of Apple don't want him to be advocating their computers.

      I just take it as proof that nobody is entirely bad. Except Turdblossom.

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    40. Re:You knew it was coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think there is a meaningful distinction between Mac user and Mac zealot. In my experience they are all zealots.

    41. Re:You knew it was coming... by tassii · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bush uses a Mac, as does Rush Limbaugh.

      That's because its easy to use a Mac.

      If my 3 year old could use a Mac, I'd hope that Bush would be up to the challenge, although I have my doubts.

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      "I drank what?" - Socrates
    42. Re:You knew it was coming... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Even category 2 has it's limits.

      I would normally associate myself with the interests of the "rich wing" of the republican party. However, sometimes the longterm interests of the nation need to take precedence.

      Even greed can have a longterm outlook.

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    43. Re:You knew it was coming... by dcw3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Mac user since '84, and Republican since I first voted in '76. I'm a Firefox using, MS-bashing, gun-toting, pro-choice, anti-church, SUV-driving, meat-eating geek (with that list, I'm sure I'll piss off everybody). And, if you're into political correctness, just add me to your foes list now. There are many of us that can't all be painted into the same extreme circle that you'd like to put us in. Just as you're not all Ted Kennedy liberals, we're not all Pat Robertson conservatives. Believe it or not, there are people on both sides that are actually *boggle* reasonable. I've got a couple of friends who are (by my definition) extremely liberal, and we're able to enjoy each others company because we can debate the issues without holding the other in contempt...unlike many of the folks here that can't resist the urge to karma-whore by turning every issue into a conservative bash-fest.

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    44. Re:You knew it was coming... by aardwolf64 · · Score: 1

      You are only proving my point. I don't agree with you and your infinite wisdom, so I must just be stupid...

    45. Re:You knew it was coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the comment... he didn't say you called him stupid, he said you called him narrow-minded. Which you did. Thanks for helping cement the view of most non-rightists that right-wingers are a bunch of idiots.

    46. Re:You knew it was coming... by Straif · · Score: 1

      Actually I believe your dates are a little off with regards to the evac. Bush suggested a evac order be issued on the Saturday (possibly even as early as Friday)prior to the storm, an order that Blanco agreed with and requested Mayor Nagins to initiate (it's actually part of both the LA and NO emergency plans but for some reason neither the Mayor or Governor seemed to be following those). The problem was the Mayor waited for 24 hours before issueing the order and then neither the Mayor or the Governor provided adequate services to accomplish the evac (witness the unused buses (specifically mentioned in the emergency plans), failure to mobilize the National Guard or State Police).

      As for the military issue, from one of the people responding to your post, while the CiC can authorize the use of the US Military (which Bush did) he/she does not actually fully control their actions once mobilized. From the moment they reach the disaster zone their actions within that zone are directed by local authorities and ultimately the states Governor, as are all other formal relief efforts (look at the the Red Cross page for insight on this).

      The President of the United States, while a convienent target, under the Constitution has very little actual authority in a disaster situation, except to allow the local government to use federal resources. To be part of the US, individual states surrender certain rights and freedoms, which are clearly spelt out, but all others, including disaster handling, remain solely their domain. That being said, there is a process for a Governor to hand over control to the Federal government, but as of today, despite a request from the President, Governor Blanco has refused to do that.

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    47. Re:You knew it was coming... by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      Read the comment... I didn't call him stupid.

      Reading comprehension doesn't seem to be your strong point. I never said you called him stupid. I said you made an unfounded assumption and then insulted him. In fact, it was YOUR stated assumption that HE was calling you stupid because he disagreed with you on politics (though he of course did no such thing).

      I can't imagine why you'd be so apt to think people were calling you stupid.

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    48. Re:You knew it was coming... by Punboy · · Score: 1

      Hey George, is that you?

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    49. Re:You knew it was coming... by cmrice · · Score: 1

      He does care about both of you.

    50. Re:You knew it was coming... by electronym · · Score: 5, Funny

      (I recall hearing somewhere that Rush Limbaugh is a big Mac advocate too)

      Obviously. He sure didn't get that fat eating McSalads.

    51. Re:You knew it was coming... by bogado · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't get this "leader of the free world", I live in a free country (Brasil) and Bush is not my leader. There a many people in Europe for witch bush is not a leader also. I never voted for him, I don't like him, I am happy that my country goverment question his polices frequently. He is not the leader of the free world, unless free means something else I didn't learn while studing english.

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    52. Re:You knew it was coming... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      Bush suggested a evac order be issued on the Saturday (possibly even as early as Friday)prior to the storm, an order that Blanco agreed with and requested Mayor Nagins to initiate (it's actually part of both the LA and NO emergency plans but for some reason neither the Mayor or Governor seemed to be following those).
      That's completely untrue (article contains links to corroborating information.) Bush called Blanco to suggest an evacuation a few minutes before an already scheduled press conference where Blanco and Nagin were to call for an evacuation. It's neither true that Bush called on Friday or Saturday to suggest this, nor is it true that Blanco or Nagin waited 24 hours. Indeed, Blanco had already initiated a State of Emergency a few days previous.

      There are many reasons to suggest Blanco and Nagin fucked certain aspects of the disaster up, and that the President is being unfairly criticised for certain issues he had no control over, but your's is a lousy defense.

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    53. Re:You knew it was coming... by minus_273 · · Score: 1

      you mean like Rush and GWB himself? (for the clueless, they are both Mac users)

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    54. Re:You knew it was coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fantastic post. I'm glad someone understands.

      The national guard is under the direction of the state's Governer. So much was done wrong, or worse yet, not done at all at the state level. The FIRST RESPONDERS in any disaster are the local and state governments, one of whose primary reasons to exist is to protect the welfare of the people in times of dire emergency. The first responders DID NOT follow their own disaster plan! (the plan is on the web, read it yourself).

      At least 5 law enforcemnet officers have been filmed joining right in with the looters. Dozens, if not hundreds more officers simply abandoned their posts and their brethren when they were needed the most. The police chief then gave many of the ones who managed to stick around for 3 or 4 days, paid vacations to Las Vegas. While they are rolling the dice and drinking maitais, trapped elderly people are dieing of thirst in flooded nursing homes.

      There is plenty that went wrong at all levels, but you need to start with the GROSS INCOMPETENCE of the "blame everyone else" Mayor, his staff, and the state Governer.

    55. Re:You knew it was coming... by aiabx · · Score: 1

      You got that right. Bush has blown any credibility the US has had in the world. Whether it's Intelligent Design, torture at Abu Ghraib or the bungling incompetence of the Federal relief effort after Katrina, any respect us non-Americans once held for the US is being flushed down the toilet. I wouldn't let GWB lead my cat to the litter box.
                -aiabx

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    56. Re:You knew it was coming... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      Bush uses a Mac

      So, should we call him iGeorge, iBush, or George Sixpack?

    57. Re:You knew it was coming... by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 1
      Bush uses a Mac, as does Rush Limbaugh.
      Good thing they won't have to be filing any FEMA claims anytime soon...
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    58. Re:You knew it was coming... by Deanasc · · Score: 1

      I like your ideas. I would like to subscribe to your news letter.

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    59. Re:You knew it was coming... by slorge · · Score: 1

      Has anyone seen Rush Limbaugh lately? He's not fat anymore. Hasn't been for years.

      Of course, he is the one to point out that liberals cannot argue issues, becasue they always lose to the fact, so they turn to attacking their opponent personally.
      Also proves that liberals are not forward thinking, but trying to relive the glory days of the past (60's).

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    60. Re:You knew it was coming... by JasontheMason · · Score: 1
      Interesting. My post was actually intended to be solidly toung-in-cheek humour, but I shall now drop all pretext of that and carry on with serious discussion.

      You are correct in saying that I have my own reasons. I run Linux because it's free, I'm cheap, and I like figuring things out. I run Macs because that's what I cut my computer teeth on and they don't require as much maintenance as linux or windows. I run Linux on Macs because that's the hardware I had around at the time I first picked up linux, and old Powermacs still make pretty decent backup servers/fw-routers. (And though I didn't mention it, I do actually have a couple Windows machines around for compatibility and diversity reasons.)

      The thing I find interesting about your logic is that the parent I replied to implied that Mac users are overwelmingly Democrats. (I think this is also generally thought about the Linux crowd.) However, when I say that I run Macs and Linux both, you apparently conclude that I am not only *not* a Democrat, but a full fledged follower of Bush. Fascinating conclusion.

      I would generally call myself a Republican, though Conservative would probably be a better term. There are a few Republicans I don't really agree with, including Bush sometimes. What I don't understand is how President Bush isn't really a Republican. Your assertion that he is a RINO seems to imply a view that "he *says* he's a Republican, kids, but Noo, don't you believe /him/."

      Maybe my being familiar with Official GOP Positions would help understanding here. However, would you mind elaborating on that point and/or pointing to other sources that illustrate your view?

      (And I realize this might be exactly why you posted AC (though, if so, it looks like you prefer to make assertions as fact without being willing to debate it) and that you might not see this. But I'm still curious to find out what other people think and *why*. That's always the more interesting part. (Especially if your UID is under 30k. That means you're older and wiser than I am.))

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    61. Re:You knew it was coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, seriously. Since Bush took office, give me one concrete examply of what has improved for American Citizens that are not in the top 10% of income earners as a result of Bush being in office. I'm not saying "think about the poor." I'm saying give me something that has improved for anyone but the extremely wealthy.

    62. Re:You knew it was coming... by NMerriam · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I find it fascinating from a psychological point of view that he gave you the option of being called rich or stupid, and he even opined that you were rich, but you chose to believe anyways that you were being called stupid.

      I hope that some day you can work through this issue you have with your self-image.

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    63. Re:You knew it was coming... by electronym · · Score: 1

      Wow. Defensive much? I suggest you contact the police immediately, because someone has stolen your sense of humor. It wasn't an attack on Rush Limbauh; it wasn't an attack on conservatives; it wasn't an attack on fat people. It was a freakin joke based on the setup provided by the previous poster.

    64. Re:You knew it was coming... by aardwolf64 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      1) Stupid and Ignorant (includes religious morons)
      2) Rich Greedy Bastards who are getting a kick back out of this corrupt administration.
      I find it fascinating that you don't see a problem with only allowing a person to fall into one of two categories. As someone who is neither "stupid" nor a "rich greedy bastard", I must be a paradox.
    65. Re:You knew it was coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those are the Mcpeople. The Mac people are the strange folk from across the pond that speak with a funny accent, wear plad kilts, and drink copious amounts of GOOD whiskey.

    66. Re:You knew it was coming... by Greatmoose · · Score: 0

      Sign me up, too!

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    67. Re:You knew it was coming... by cens0r · · Score: 1

      So you're a goldwater conservative... I didn't think you existed in the GOP anymore :). I can actually coexist with you guys... it's the current leadership of the party that drives me batty.

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    68. Re:You knew it was coming... by drx · · Score: 1

      As if computer usage would tell about thoughts of a person ... Computers simply love everybody. Once i was on an Atari geek meeting, and suddenly two people had to leave to go to a demonstration against nuclear waste transports. One of them was a demonstrator trying to stop the transport, the other one was a police officer trying to stop demonstrants. This was like 10 years ago and now i came to the believe that computer nerd-dom can unite the whole world!

    69. Re:You knew it was coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I support Bush. I voted for him. I don't support all of his initiatives, but I still support him.

      I have not one Mac, but 5 in my house. G5, iMac, PB, iBook, Mac Mini.

    70. Re:You knew it was coming... by pintomp3 · · Score: 1
    71. Re:You knew it was coming... by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      do you think bush could figure out linux? or even windows??

      mac user = simpleton, who overcompensates with style.

      bu$h = simpleton who over compensates with style.

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    72. Re:You knew it was coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Mac user since '84, and Republican since I first voted in '76. I'm a Firefox using, MS-bashing, gun-toting, pro-choice, anti-church, SUV-driving, meat-eating geek (with that list, I'm sure I'll piss off everybody).

      Thanks for that. The whole Bush thing has worked out pretty well for us. Glad to know you're proud to drive an SUV. I wonder: What would it have taken for 2004 Bush voters to have changed their minds - an actual attack by Bush with nuclear weapons on an American city?

    73. Re:You knew it was coming... by NMerriam · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yeah, but the "correct" answer of course would be to say up front that you were neither, that it was a false choice.

      But you didn't do that, you just went with stupid and argued against that, even though he specifically suggested you were NOT stupid.

      It just stood out to me, because it's the same thing you did earlier in the thread -- latched on to the word "stupid" and got defensive about it in particular, not even noticing that the context was clearly NOT accusing you of being stupid.

      I mean, seriously, what would you think if you had a friend who was constantly saying things like "I DON'T have a small penis!" even though nobody had suggested that was the case?

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    74. Re:You knew it was coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry but politics actually matter these days- that's why people get upset, and not just delightfully reasonable, when the latest in a long line of screw-ups and ideological idiocy pop up. This isn't some game; it's our country and our future that Bush has pissed away like so much drunk beer.

    75. Re:You knew it was coming... by wormbin · · Score: 1

      Very refreshing.

      I have so many friends and family that are either Democratic/Liberal or Rebublican/Conservative and create straw man arguments of the other side which makes them completely incapable of intelligently discussing the issues.

      I probably have a much more liberal stance on many issues than you do but I'd like to think we could actually have a constructive dialog.

    76. Re:You knew it was coming... by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 1
      This is the leader of the free world we're talking about.

      See, I live in a free country, Argentina, and he is most definitely *not* my leader.

    77. Re:You knew it was coming... by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      I see. So, you're confessing to being unreasonable? Well, at a minimum, that will get you nothing, and at a maximum will get you locked away (or worse), depending upon how you chose to act on your feelings.

      If you don't like the system, fight it, and many of us (even with opposing viewpoints) would be happy to listen to you reasonable opinion. It's your *insert diety*-given right.

      Oh, and believe it or not, there are many of us life-long conservatives that actually would agree on some of the issues with you. But again, you have to be reasonable, or nobody will listen to your ranting.

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    78. Re:You knew it was coming... by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 1

      Hmm. He compensates with style? Style?!

    79. Re:You knew it was coming... by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Thank you. I'm looking forward to the future debates, and I'll still respect you in the morning.

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    80. Re:You knew it was coming... by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      "therefore will make political choices that is based upon personal competence and responsibility rather than what the talking heads thrust on them."

      but you said you voted for bu$h.?

      does that mean that your an irresponsible incompetent dick?

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    81. Re:You knew it was coming... by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      I see that I was successful in making at least one enemy. *WARNING-Flamebait* So, would that make you a Democratic, (Anonymous) coward, Explorer using, MS-loving, anti-gun, pro-life, pro-church, bicycle-riding, vegan? Honestly, I'm only trying to pull your chain a bit here for focusing on two items in my list...please come out of the AC closet, and talk like a real human. If you've got any actual constructive questions or comments, I'd be happy to accomodate a real discussion.

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    82. Re:You knew it was coming... by Straif · · Score: 1

      No matter how I try your link, or links on Salon proper, I cannot get to the article you are pointing too.

      I'll admit it looks like my timeline was a little mixed up with the various declarations of 'states of emergency'.

      On Friday Blanco declared a State of Emergency. On Saturday, Bush followed suit to allow for pre-positioning of Federal resources. Sometime between Bush declaring and the Blanco/Nagin press conference (like I said I can't see to read your post but I haven't seen anywhere else indicating it was just minutes before) Bush called Blanco to urge an evac. That much she admitted during the press conference.

      The confusion about the delay comes from the fact that the LA/NO emergency response plans call for evacs to be called at the 72 hour point (preliminary evac), 60 hour point (special needs evac) and 48 hour point (general evac). Nagin apparently issued a preliminary evac order a little over 30 hours prior to landfall, and did not move it to a mandatory order until approximately 12 hours prior to landfall. All this even though the emergency had been decalred at the 72 hour point (State level) and 48 hour point (National level).

      Even accounting for the fact that weather maps did not confirm Katrina's path until Saturday morning, thats still an approximate 36 hour delay in ordering the mandatory evacs. Nagin admitted the delay was so that they could investigate what legal liabilities (with regards to closing hotels and such) they faced in ordering a mandatory evac. A process they started Saturday evening.

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    83. Re:You knew it was coming... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      You're not a conservative anyway. Every one of those qualities you listed are liberal, except for the fact that you always vote Republican. Since I can't chalk that up to conservative stupidity, it must just be plain old stupidity.

      Or are you for your own liberty, but against everyone else's?

      Anyway, Political Correctness is an oxy-moron, so we agree on one thing, at least.

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    84. Re:You knew it was coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Not "Interesting" - more like +10 insightful.

      "Leader of the free world" crap is exactly the sort of arrogant, egotistical posturing which makes people dislike the USA. I live in a free country, and Bush is not my leader. I never voted for him, I don't like him, I wish my country's government questioned his policies more frequently.

    85. Re:You knew it was coming... by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      True. Germany is currently prearing for elections and I've been discussing with a few of my friends... Turns out that the physics/chemistry student with whom I usually agree on 90% of everything is deeply rooted with the Union (conservative), which I find rather scary. The philosopher happens to be an FDP (liberal) voter - I wouldn't have thought to ever run into anyone who votes for them. And so on. Most people are quite different from the usual stereotypes.


      Although no one was surprised when I announced that I'd vote for The Party (the "party for work, the constitutional state, animal protection, promotion of elites and base democratic initiative", in short: "die PARTEI") if possible. The Party is a satiric-yet-real party founded by the staff of the satire magazine Titanic. The political program involves the re-erection of the Berlin wall and an economical growth of at least 19.99 EUR.
      Yes, I really do think that this kind of party is better than the established parties. It might get people to actually start thinking about politics again. While I don't want them to rule Germany, I do hope that they get more then 5% of all votes (prerequisite to get nto the Bundestag).

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    86. Re:You knew it was coming... by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      You're not a conservative anyway. Every one of those qualities you listed are liberal, except for the fact that you always vote Republican. Since I can't chalk that up to conservative stupidity, it must just be plain old stupidity.

      Since when was gun-toting, SUV-driving liberal? If you read closely, I listed a total of two items that are not traditionally conservative...pro-choice and anti-church. In order to make my grandparent post shorter than a thesis, I didn't go into the details of each topic, but let me be clear, I'm not hardline on those issues either. And, I'd be happy to discuss/debate with you or anyone else on these or any other topic if you could only restrain yourself from being ("it must just be plain old stupidity.") insulting.

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    87. Re:You knew it was coming... by pomo+monster · · Score: 1

      I don't know why I know this, but Kerry's a Mac user too (despite whatever he might have said in response to a certain stupid question in primaries season). And so is John Edwards, for that matter, as well as Pablo Picasso, if he'd only been alive, and this girl, and Richard Hatch, and Columbia graduate Famke Janssen. God forbid any of these beautiful, progressive people should need to file a claim with FEMA.

    88. Re:You knew it was coming... by demachina · · Score: 0, Troll

      The thing that I find amazing is that you not only admit it but that you actually seem to be proud of it, voting for Bush I mean not using a Mac.

      In case you haven't noticed most people, even right wingers are, to put it mildly, "distancing" themselves from the guy, if not running as far and fast away from him as they can, especially Republican politicians up for election in 2006.

      After the expensive disaster that Iraq has turned in to, which no one can deny any more, after Katrina and Michale Brown, and after its become obvious that a completely Republican dominated government is squandering and borrowing money at a rate the Democrats could only dream of, there aren't many real conservatives that want anything to do with the guy any more.

      I'm pretty sure the only people that are still admitting they voted for, like and support Bush/Cheney are corporate fat cats making windfall profits from his tax cuts and pork laden bills, Fox news and right wing radio anchors and the Christian fundamentalists who will back him no matter how bad his leadership is as long as he bashes gays, keeps promising to overturn Roe V. Wade, and keeps claiming to be a born again.

      Which one are you?

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    89. Re:You knew it was coming... by BaldingByMicrosoft · · Score: 1

      "...just add me to your foes list now..."

      Done.

      I'm sure the Republican party appreciates your loyalty. It amazes me that you seem to realize that your party of choice has evolved very different priorities than it used to have (or that you have now), and yet you still apparently vote for them.

      The stupidity of helping to sign all of us up for "Pat Robertson" conservatism, even against your own stated beliefs, has earned you this status.

      This message comes without contempt, the desire to have a conservative bash-fest, or the desire to accumulate more karma.

    90. Re:You knew it was coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With that list, what exactly do you agree with them on?

    91. Re:You knew it was coming... by werewolf1031 · · Score: 1

      To make a choice of an "alternate" OS is a resultant [sic] of a person who researches and learns that facts [sic] BEFORE making a decision.

      Ok, all politics aside, your statement is logically flawed, based on an assumption of only one right answer. A person who researches and learns the facts before making a decision is certainly to be commended, but the ultimate decision is not necessarily a foregone conclusion when discussing so subjective a topic as operating systems. While I've also been using Linux recently (Knoppix in particular) for my own use and by no means wish to disparage it, you need to realize that when someone conducts the necessary research and learns the facts so as to make an informed decision, said user will (hopefully) make the OS choice that's best for his or her circumstances and needs, not what you'd prefer them to choose. If they choose Linux, great; if they choose Windows, so be it, as long as it serves that individual's needs.

      Mac users and other non-M$ OS users have a tendency to be a more informed than the M$ lemmings, therefore will make political choices that is based upon personal competence and responsibility rather than what the talking heads thrust on them.

      I would disagree. I am not saying that Linux or Mac users aren't informed, but simply that using a particular OS does not in any way make a person informed. One has nothing to do with the other. I've personally known Mac advocates who were quite intelligent, and others who were dolts. I've also known the same spectrum among Windows users. Of course, MS' monopoly on new-computer OS sales guarantees many, many inexperienced users running Windows, because their brother or aunt or cousin also has a Windows box with AOL preinstalled or what-not.

      My point is, OS choice is not a political statement. It's simply a matter of preference. This may come as a shock to extremists in both camps, but there really is room for Linux, Windows, and Mac OS. Just ask anyone who dual-boots. :)

    92. Re:You knew it was coming... by demachina · · Score: 1

      You forgot to list whether you are a fiscal conservative or not. If so how exactly do you con yourself into voting for a party that's squandering and borrowing money at a rate big spending Democrats could only dream about.

      You also didn't say if you are a free marketeer. If you are how do you con yourself into voting for a party that is massively intervening in markets with things like their "Energy" bill, Medicare "reform", "farm" bill, and the $200+ billion "transportation" bill that is building a $231 million dollar bridge to an island in Alaska with 50 people on it(this being about equal to how much money they cut out of New Orelans levee maintenance in the last 5 years that might have lead to a $150 billion dollar disaster).

      I'm assuming you don't call yourself a true conservative in foreign policy, but if you are how do you con yourself in to voting for a government that is getting its self entangled in misguided foreign adventures like Iraq that have no actual bearing on American national security.

      All in all you listed all the thing you are for and against but you didn't actually say what it is about today's Republican party that actually drives you to vote for them. How for example can you be "anti-church" and pro-choice but vote for a party that is now completely dominated by Christian fundamentalists who are pro-life and are going to ban all forms of choice as soon as the Supreme court is stacked. Seems like you are voting against some of your your own self interests. I could see you voting Republican in 1976 but not anytime since 2000.

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    93. Re:You knew it was coming... by stephencrane · · Score: 1
      Eh.

      The relative incorruptability of the Brazilian governmentor their 'questioning' of the asshat's policies doesn't really provide much ethical traction.

      Brazil's hindered regional cohesion and have stood by while retards like Chavez smokes the hell out of democracy in Venezuela in favor of a megalomaniacal candyland powertrip. I'd love it if Brazil would 'question' more of Bush the asshat's policies but I'd also like to see some leadership to go along with it.

      I hate Bush's policies and attitudes moreso than most people, but more people should offer a better moral example by silent action and resources. Others would follow a Brazillian lead if they did.

      Working on the soccer-playing component of being a Great Power for 50 years is great and all but it's time to move on.

    94. Re:You knew it was coming... by Moofie · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Of course, he is the one to point out that liberals cannot argue issues, becasue they always lose to the fact, so they turn to attacking their opponent personally."

      So Karl Rove is a liberal?

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    95. Re:You knew it was coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I'm a Firefox using, MS-bashing, gun-toting,
      >pro-choice, anti-church, SUV-driving, meat-eating
      >geek (with that list, I'm sure I'll piss off
      >everybody).

      Not quite. You forgot to bash the latinos, blacks, and gays. You're obviously not affraid of bigotry, as you masterfully demonstrate above, so therefore you should have no problems with that.

      As for reasonable people on both sides: I'll believe it when I see it. The only thing you've proved with your rant is that, wherever you sit on the issues, it has nothing to do with "reasonable." Fanatics are the ones who claim their position is the "reasonable" one while arrogantly trampling anything else. Reasonable people actually talk about the issues without the need to "piss off everybody."

      You debate the issues without holding others in contempt? Oh really? The amusing thing is how you can claim such a thing in a post that does just the opposite.

      Fool.

    96. Re:You knew it was coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duh, Al Gore works there.

    97. Re:You knew it was coming... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      Are you addressing this to me or pudge?

      'cos if you think I'm a Republican, well, you don't know me very well.

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    98. Re:You knew it was coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      unlike many of the folks here that can't resist the urge to karma-whore by turning every issue into a conservative bash-fest.

      When it should be an electoral bash-fest. Gerrymandering, black box electronic voting with no paper trail or accountability, and voter disenfranchisement have turned this country's political system into a complete joke. The US government no longer represents the wishes of its people. The elections are rigged before they even begin. To anyone who reads this, rather than voting D, R, or I next time, boycott the election for a change. Let the aristocracy try to explain it away as people content with their political system. Something the rest of the world should know is a load of horseshit. Of course, they'll be too busy calling us lazy Americans. Going AC since this is way off topic.

    99. Re:You knew it was coming... by OpieTaylor · · Score: 1

      I live in a free country, Argentina, and he is most definitely *not* my leader.

      "Leader of the free world" is a Cold War propaganda term, when the president of the US would have been considered the counterpart of the Soviet Premier (i.e., non-free world leader).

      Hint: now the term is used ironically, since the war is over.

      You can put away your soapbox now.

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    100. Re:You knew it was coming... by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      My coworker sits extremely tight-cross-legged and flails his hands in extremely feminine gestures when speaking, and will tell you how much "he justh loves hith Mac!" every chance he gets while flailing his arms and legs in a very extremely feminine fashion.

      The kicker is that he and his wife+kids vote staunchly Republican. Now maybe if he grew up in San Francisco instead of backwards Georgia...

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    101. Re:You knew it was coming... by Kristoffer+Lunden · · Score: 1

      Both.

    102. Re:You knew it was coming... by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      Pardon my Freudian slip - I meant "backwoods."

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    103. Re:You knew it was coming... by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 1

      I certainly don't think the term was used here ironically, and I most certainly don't think Bush's speech writers have a sense or irony...

    104. Re:You knew it was coming... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know, I find comments like yours kinda funny, and a little hypocritical. Here's one man out of some 280 million, and he has singlehandedly blown any credibility that hundreds of millions of us have with the rest of you? Boy, he truly must be the leader of the free world, if he can do that all by himself. And if an American, such as myself, had the temerity to say something like, "You know, that Saddam Hussein guy has just about blown any credibility Iraqi's used to have with the rest of the world, whether it's torturing people, raping women, gassing the Kurds, making war on his neighbors, and stockpiling VX gas and all that" you'd be slamming me for judging ALL Iraqis by the actions of a few. So if YOU want to maintain whatever respect the American people have for the rest of the world, regardless of the actions of our current President ... understand that gross generalizations like that are just as irritating to us as they are to you. And honestly, if you're willing to judge all Americans in such a shallow manner then so far as I'm concerned you have no call upon me. Certainly, if I could vote to have my government rescind any foreign aid being sent to your government I'd do it in a heartbeat, if I were to judge everyone in your country the same way you are judging us.

      And for that matter, you seem to have no problem speaking for the entire planet. Who died and left you in charge of global diplomacy?

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    105. Re:You knew it was coming... by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1
      The word you are misunderstanding is not 'free', but the phrase 'free world'. Also, a 'leader' can be so simply by influence or position; direct control is not necessary.

      The Free World is a Cold War-era term used by non-communist nations to describe themselves. The term was used to contrast the supposed greater freedom enjoyed by citizens of non-communist countries that called themselves democratic, such as the United States and Western Europe, with the Soviet Union and its East European allies. The usage of this term, however, generally does not take into account the many other non-communist states allied with the "Free World" during the Cold War, most notably in South America, Asia and Africa, many of which have been criticised as repressive and dictatorial.

      Because of America's prominent role in the Cold War, the President of the United States was often dubbed the "leader of the Free World", particularly in the United States itself.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_world

    106. Re:You knew it was coming... by aiabx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, if you put it that way, I judge the American people by what they let their leaders get away with. In Canada, when the UN was intervening in Somalia, 4 of our paratroopers tortured and killed a Somali captive. The public outcry and sense of shame were so great that not only were the individuals and their superior officers punished, but their regiment, one of the most respected in our armed forces, was permanently disbanded for having disgraced our nation. Heads rolled well up the chain of command.
      In America, however, events which should make decent people blush with shame get ignored as "fratboy pranks" and covered up.
      Now I know there are decent Americans. I have good friends who are Americans. But the American people on the whole are not ashamed of the disgraceful actions of their government. Before the reelection we could say "The government might be bad, but the American people aren't like that". But apparently they are, or they wouldn't have reelected Bush.

      Now not everything Bush has done has been idiotic. The decision to overthrow the Taliban was right, and your allies backed you up on it. There are French and Canadian troops in Afghanistan right now. But Iraq? If you had waited for the UN inspection to complete, you probably would still have had your allies with you. Saddam is an evil man. But you rushed to war for stupid reasons (WMD? Al Qeada? All bogus.) and what's more, it's looking like you've done the whole thing to benefit the ayatollahs. The whole Iraq war has been bungled from soup to nuts. And you (collectively) won't demand an accounting for it. To question the President is to give comfort to terrorists. Until the people act to repudiate the foolish actions of their government, you will continue to lose the respect and goodwill of the international community.

      This is, of course, my own opinion. If I spoke for the world, I wouldn't be wasting my time arguing on Slashdot. And when I speak of the actions of Americans, I speak of the actions of the elected government of the United States. All clear?
                -aiabx

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    107. Re:You knew it was coming... by WMD_88 · · Score: 1

      Bush doesn't use a Mac. The only evidence of that is a pic of him with a Powerbook in the background. Hardly convincing.
      There is, however, an interview done with Bush in 2000 in which he states that he's friends with Michael Dell, and thus, uses Dell computers.

    108. Re:You knew it was coming... by demachina · · Score: 1

      Sorry, pudge. I didn't actually look at your link to notice you were talking about someone else.

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    109. Re:You knew it was coming... by JollyFinn · · Score: 1
      I don't get this "leader of the free world", I live in a free country (Brasil) and Bush is not my leader. There a many people in Europe for witch bush is not a leader also. I never voted for him, I don't like him, I am happy that my country goverment question his polices frequently. He is not the leader of the free world, unless free means something else I didn't learn while studing english.


      Perhaps you don't know the American definition of world. It begins in atlantic and ends in pacific somewhere, and there is northern limit with border of canada, and southern limit with border of mexico. Thats the world for the america. And Bush is leader of the free world. Thats my interpretion of its meaning. Any other interpretion is considered blasphemy for other countries.

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    110. Re:You knew it was coming... by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Bush doesn't use a Mac. The only evidence of that is a pic of him with a Powerbook in the background. Hardly convincing.

      Well, I was wondering about that. Bush strikes me as the poster boy for your classic Upper-Class Twit who is almost certainly keyboard-averse. To people with his background, things with keyboards are for the hired help. He'd lose serious face if he was caught actually using one.

      So does anyone have evidence that Dubya can actually use a computer for anything other than background decoration in a photo-op? I've never seen such evidence. But I could easily have missed it; I don't spend a lot of time following his daily doings.

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    111. Re:You knew it was coming... by jc42 · · Score: 1

      1)Macs are for Democrats and Commies.

      Hey, Macs are also for gays!

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    112. Re:You knew it was coming... by Dire+Bonobo · · Score: 1
      > there are people on both sides that are actually *boggle* reasonable.

      Always good to remember, for both sides.

      I'm honestly curious, though - what's your view of the current administration? I've heard the last two elections have been very bleak for old-style conservatives, and that many of them dislike the neo-cons as much as they dislike capital-L Liberals. (I certainly know the current administration is pretty bad at the parts of traditional conservatism *I* support...)

    113. Re:You knew it was coming... by ettlz · · Score: 1

      Well, quite frankly I'm astounded a silly one-liner could generate such a tree of discourse.

      Oh, by the way, I'm British.

    114. Re:You knew it was coming... by jc42 · · Score: 1

      But the American people on the whole are not ashamed of the disgraceful actions of their government.

      This is because the American people on the whole have no thoughts whatsoever about anything. Groups of people don't really have thoughts; only individual people do. And you can expect individuals to each have their own thoughts on any topic.

      There are plenty of Americans who are ashamed of many of the recent actions of our government. There are plenty of other Americans who support all (or some) of the Bush gang's actions. And there's the majority, who aren't paying much attention.

      I've long been dubious about claims about the rest of the world blaming the American population for the government's deeds. In my experience, most of the people I've ever met from anywhere understand quite well that citizens are rarely responsible for the actions of their government, even if it's a democratic government. They understand without being told, for example, that I've never seen any ballot that mentioned Iraq, and that I've never had the opportunity to vote on whether the US government can torture captives. I've never voted on (or seen) any referendum that dealt with funding of levee maintenance in the Mississippi delta, and to my knowledge, the topic never came up in any election campaign.

      I'm aware that there are a few radical extremists scattered around the world that will hold me responsible for George Bush's misdeeds. I'm also aware that most people are smarter than this.

      What's weird is that so many Americans are defensive about the topic. I'd just say "I didn't vote for the jerk" and be done with it. You can say this even if you did vote for him. Most people will understand. (Or you can say "I was conned into voting for him, but I never thought he'd be this evil." ;-)

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    115. Re:You knew it was coming... by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 1
      Hmm, this "irony" of yours is really hard to comprehend. From our perspective (Europe, South America) you guys are dead serious about this.

      Irony: God bless America.

    116. Re:You knew it was coming... by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1

      It sounds like your opinions don't fit into either of the two major parties - so why not vote for a third party candidiate? It doesn't really matter which one; at this point voting third party really just means "I want there to be a third party."

    117. Re:You knew it was coming... by Mike+Schiraldi · · Score: 1

      In that case, you could more accurately describe yourself as a "small-l" libertarian.

    118. Re:You knew it was coming... by JasontheMason · · Score: 1
      As if computer usage would tell about thoughts of a person ...

      Yeah, that was half my point, and great story. :^) It's really interesting how stereotypes flesh out and how much less true they are than they are portrayed most of the time.

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    119. Re:You knew it was coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't know I still live in the Cold War era... hmm

    120. Re:You knew it was coming... by tie_guy_matt · · Score: 1

      OK, the original poster should apologize for assuming that there aren't any republican Mac users when clearly there are.

      Likewise I think all of you republican Mac users should have to apologize for just being republicans ... being republican mac users is just an insane double whammy :)

    121. Re:You knew it was coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they really thought different this time.
      Different to sane people.

    122. Re:You knew it was coming... by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not, there are people on both sides that are actually *boggle* reasonable.

      Between conservatives and liberals, I'll most certainly agree with you. I'll even give you the point when it comes to elected officials in the Republican and Democratic parties, on the extremely rare occasion you can drag them away from constant repetition of "talking point" catch phrases. Between Democrats and Republican citizens, no. The whole idea of just taking your vote and throwing it into "whoever those guys say I should vote for" is bad, but in the US it's even worse. You're only an inch or two away from only having one party with two names as it is. I just don't understand what Americans find so difficult about checking out a candidates position, how their actual voting record aligns with that stated platform, then voting on issues rather than group affiliation.

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    123. Re:You knew it was coming... by jkauzlar · · Score: 1

      Why do you have to go to the extra trouble of creating an account to get any respect around here? Maybe he just found /. through google news or something and wanted to respond. And by the way, I'm interested in hearing an answer to the AC's question from you, since you're not one of those McJesus conservatives: what *would* it take for a conservative to vote non-republican? I don't think I can imagine a single scenario.

    124. Re:You knew it was coming... by lordofthechia · · Score: 1

      Just curious, (and this is an honest question):

      How does the current MS and big business catering, anti-choice, church peddling, gay intolerant, (and I'm sure other things that come to mind but will be construed as inflamatory)ing republican party make you feel? Do you feel grossly misrepresented or were some things (i'm guessing gun rights and SUV) worth the loss in your other values/rights?

      Again, not inflamatory, just trying to understand my fellow American...

      What is it that keeps you going back to the Republican party for more?

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    125. Re:You knew it was coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, seven years ago we were all being given dire warnings that the US's credibility with the rest of the world had taken a serious hit because it was revealed that our president had gotten a hummer in the Oval Office from Monica. Amazing how those standards change when its your boy, isn't it?

      (Of course, the rest of the world didn't *care* that Clinton was getting some on the side. In fact, they appear to care far more that we don't rein in Bush. But when have facts ever had anything to do with politics?)

    126. Re:You knew it was coming... by Murasaki+Skies · · Score: 1

      Well, you do. It's just that now the cold war is with China, and it's getting chillier every year.

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    127. Re:You knew it was coming... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Formby? Carlin? Lucas? Washington? George who, exactly? And how would revealing Pudge's politics reveal who they are?

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    128. Re:You knew it was coming... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      Rush Limbaugh was a big fat idiot in the 1990s, not the 1960s. I don't know how large he was in the 1960s, so I can't comment.

      While the term "Big Fat Idiot" may be popularly associated with the man even today, you're correct to point out that he's no longer fat.

      I thought the fact the joke was about the phrase "big Mac" appearing in my original comment was fairly obvious. YMMV.

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    129. Re:You knew it was coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      he is the one to point out that liberals cannot argue issues, becasue they always lose to the fact, so they turn to attacking their opponent personally

      ...says the man who coined the term "feminazi", who called Paul Hackett a "staff puke", who compared Tom Daschle to Satan, who called the USO a bunch of leftists, etc, etc, etc.

    130. Re:You knew it was coming... by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      And by the way, I'm interested in hearing an answer to the AC's question from you, since you're not one of those McJesus conservatives: what *would* it take for a conservative to vote non-republican? I don't think I can imagine a single scenario.

      I can imagine plenty. It would depend upon who was running, and what the most important issues were. I don't believe in straight party line voting. And, if someone is running for office, with a track record of only voting party line, they're much less likely to get my vote. If an extreme right winger were running, it's very unlikely that they would get my vote, but honestly, it would depend upon who the opposition was. I'd also much rather elect someone who had a track record of honesty...even if I disagree with them on some issues, at least I'd be able to respect them, and know what they're up to. I don't like the political hacks on either side...the ones who take every opportunity to slam the opposing party...they always lose points in my book.

      So, when you ask, "what would it take", well, I have, and I know other republicans have, crossed that line on occasion.

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    131. Re:You knew it was coming... by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'm well aware of the swing in the Republican party. That doesn't mean that I can't work to change it. There's a very large, less outspoken, majority of Republicans that don't follow him. The task at hand is to wrangle control back toward the center.

      Surely, you don't believe that the Democratic party hasn't changed over the years. Is there nothing that you dislike about your chosen partys platform?

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    132. Re:You knew it was coming... by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      With that list, what exactly do you agree with them on?

      Let's see...

      I believe in fiscal conservatism. Background...I grew up relatively poor, and I worked my way though school & did nearly five years in the military to help pay for it. So, it might not surprise you that I think most others should be able to do the same (though I'm well aware that not everyone can).

      I believe that the existing gun laws are enough (not a fan of the NRA here, but we just need to enforce the existing laws, not make knee-jerk laws whenever there's an incident).

      I believe in peoples right to pray, and think that those who would remove every last reference to God out of the govevernment are being short sighted. How long have we had that motto? I just don't believe that anyone has the right to push any diety on anyone else.

      I believe in a strong national defense. I'm a Cold War veteran, and I believe that the across the board budget cuts made for the "Peace Dividend" are largely to blame for many of the problems with this countries intelligence agencies. Sure you can cut back many areas, but if you cut intelligence, you're just asking for another Pearl Harbor/911.

      I believe in charity, via donations and community service, and have taught my daughter to do regular service. Believe it or not, the Democrats don't have a stranglehold on this concept.

      I believe that teachers and students should be held to a minimal standard. If you can't fend for yourself, you shouldn't be getting a high school diploma. And, students that have problems shouldn't simply be passed on to the next grade.

      How's that for starters?

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    133. Re:You knew it was coming... by Punboy · · Score: 1

      George Bush. And its called situational sarcasm.

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    134. Re:You knew it was coming... by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Yes, I consider myself to be a fiscal conservative. And I do find myself in disagreement with the administration on issues such as this. Looking back to the surplus, I would have been much happier if we had paid down the debt. However, you couldn't have predicted 9/11, Iraq, and now Katrina...though we should always have enough financial reserves to work through any of these kind of disasters.

      I'm not a fan of the Alaskan bridge, or any other kind of political pork/payback. Tell me what do you think about the Big Dig, or Whitewater?.

      I wasn't for entering into the Iraq war in the first place, and in fact, had a long arguement with my father over it. My hope was that the govt. had enough (classified) information to be sure of what they were doing...obvioiusly, they didn't. However, now that we're there, I believe that we must do the work to stabilze the country...even if it takes years.

      My list of for/against items wasn't meant to be black & white. But for the sake of brevity, I didn't go into details about each issue. For example, take the abortion issue. I believe that this should be removed from the platforms of both parties, and made a national referendum...get it over with. The main issues here is, when do you believe that life begins...birth...conception...somewhere in between? And, with so many viewpoints, and no chance of ever changing anyones opinion on the topic, we need to take a stand as a country.

      Yes, it's quite possible that I'll hurt my own interests, but the same goes for anyone who doesn't buy into there parties complete platform.

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    135. Re:You knew it was coming... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      I still don't get it. What did I write that, for the purposes of humour or otherwise, implied that I was George Bush? I'm not getting the joke, unless it's some "hilarious" use of "irony", eg "Person A: I'm a Republican; Person B: Karl Marx, is that you?", "Person A: The world is flat; Person B: Albert Einstein, is that you?", etc.

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    136. Re:You knew it was coming... by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...who exactly did I bash? And, how exactly am I a bigot? Let's see, I grew up poor in Detroit. Worked for/with blacks, latinos and gays. I was a single parent for nearly seven years, with a half Asian daughter. Sure, that doesn't exempt me from it, but I'd honestly like to hear how you read the bigotry into my comments?

      Fanatics are the ones who claim their position is the "reasonable" one while arrogantly trampling anything else. Reasonable people actually talk about the issues without the need to "piss off everybody."

      Wow...we're actually in complete agreement. The positions I stated are not black and white. We could easily go into a long conversation about any of them, and actually would most likely find common ground.

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    137. Re:You knew it was coming... by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      I'm in partial agreement with you. The electronic voting systems are a mess. However, I don't believe that there's any conspiracy with govt. to rig any election. And, I don't believe that boycotting it would help...but I'd love to be proven wrong.

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    138. Re:You knew it was coming... by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      I'm honestly curious, though - what's your view of the current administration? I've heard the last two elections have been very bleak for old-style conservatives, and that many of them dislike the neo-cons as much as they dislike capital-L Liberals. (I certainly know the current administration is pretty bad at the parts of traditional conservatism *I* support...)

      I was a rather big fan of George Sr. However, I've never been one of W. I think that apple fell far from the tree. But, like him or not, we have to deal with him for the next few years. I know that his father felt very strongly about loyalty, and that's why he was so quiet during his VP years. I believe that W. feels the same, but has let that go to the point that he's done too many favors for his buddies, and not enough of what's right for the country.

      Honestly, I'm much more of a (here come more enemies) McCain type. I see him as one of the very few honest polititians around. I don't go with him on 100% of the issues, but honesty makes up for a hell of alot.

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    139. Re:You knew it was coming... by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      It sounds like your opinions don't fit into either of the two major parties - so why not vote for a third party candidiate? It doesn't really matter which one; at this point voting third party really just means "I want there to be a third party."

      Because I'm a realist. I wish that we had a viable third party in this country, but that's not going to happen for the forseeable future. And, until there's a chance for it, I'd like my vote to actually count for something.

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    140. Re:You knew it was coming... by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Between conservatives and liberals, I'll most certainly agree with you. I'll even give you the point when it comes to elected officials in the Republican and Democratic parties, on the extremely rare occasion you can drag them away from constant repetition of "talking point" catch phrases. Between Democrats and Republican citizens, no. The whole idea of just taking your vote and throwing it into "whoever those guys say I should vote for" is bad, but in the US it's even worse. You're only an inch or two away from only having one party with two names as it is. I just don't understand what Americans find so difficult about checking out a candidates position, how their actual voting record aligns with that stated platform, then voting on issues rather than group affiliation.

      Bravo...well said!

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    141. Re:You knew it was coming... by Punboy · · Score: 1

      Forget it.

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    142. Re:You knew it was coming... by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      How does the current MS and big business catering, anti-choice, church peddling, gay intolerant, (and I'm sure other things that come to mind but will be construed as inflamatory)ing republican party make you feel? Do you feel grossly misrepresented or were some things (i'm guessing gun rights and SUV) worth the loss in your other values/rights?

      Well, though I'm not a MS fan, I do tend to lean toward being pro-business (my parents owned a small one). I'm not in favor of the administaration taking on the abortion issue, and believe that it should be removed from both parties platforms, and made a national referendum...let's get it over with because nobody's ever going to convince anyone else to change their minds on this topic. Other than the pro-abortion stand, I'm not sure what you mean about church-peddling...though I'm well aware of the influence that the religious leaders have gained, and I feel strongly that they shouldn't have it. As for "gay intolerant", I'm guessing that you're talking about the issue of gay marriage. Not being directly affected by this issue, I can only attempt to empathasize with both sides to understand the problem. Gays obviously want the same rights as married people...I understand that, and for the most part(there are many details that would need to be worked out...child custody for one) don't have a problem with that. I do understand that many on the opposing side don't want it to be called marriage though, because that term has religious implications, and has always meant a bond between a male and female...I don't have a problem with that either. So, in short, I think that some kind of domestic partner relationship that is equal to marriage (but not called that) needs to be worked out.

      As for being grossly misrepresented, I've learned that to get anything done in Washington requires compromise. You'll never get everything you want, so you have to pick and chose what's most important to you.


      What is it that keeps you going back to the Republican party for more?


      Please see my new responses to the above posts.

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    143. Re:You knew it was coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well yeah, having a massive addiciton to various opiod substances will tend to take the pounds off.

      Just ask Kate Moss.

    144. Re:You knew it was coming... by jkauzlar · · Score: 1

      hmm... I agree with most everything you just said, but I have to say I feel strongly that certain people in charge right now are not honest people, nor do they have anything like a track record of honesty, and what is often labelled an ad hominim politically-motivated attack is commonly just someone pointing out the truth (e.g. there are no WMD's blah blah blah)... but, whatever, I'm sick of politics right now. Peace.

    145. Re:You knew it was coming... by Dire+Bonobo · · Score: 1
      > I'm much more of a (here come more enemies) McCain type. I see him as one of the very few honest
      > polititians around. I don't go with him on 100% of the issues, but honesty makes up for a hell of alot.

      It does indeed.

      A friend of mine was a big Bush fan for several years---we had some animated discussions about the wisdom and legality of the invasion of Iraq---but the whole WMD fiasco made him very disillusioned. His approach had been to trust the government when it claimed to have iron-clad evidence that it was not showing us; when that turned out to be false, he lost all faith in them and has been virulently anti-Bush ever since. Were a politician to demonstrate that he was honest, he'd have an awful lot of people like my friend supporting him, or at least treating him with significant respect.

      Frankly, though, this Bush fixation on loyalty is so far out of hand as to be damaging the country (see FEMA's head---loyalty is no substitute for being able to do your job). I'd rather see a group of people who were a little less concerned about helping each other and a little more concerned about helping the citizens they work for.

      (And a group that's capable of recognizing and learning from its mistakes, and a group that engages in constructive discussion rather than partisan hackery, and... And pigs flying in on pixie-wings - *sigh*...)

    146. Re:You knew it was coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gerrymandering is A.O.K according to the Supreme Court. One rigged election, coming right up. No wonder people like Howard Coble and David Price never loose. They just all get together beforehand, draw up the map, and make sure they can't. The only way anyone ever gets steamed is if one party or the other tries to upset the balance. This eliminates competition for office. Two parties forever. No change ever. Bad career politicians never loose their jobs. It's a fix. Split the independents down the center so they can't get funding. Corruption forever. The other two issues merely concern the warring between the two parties, but the real problem resides in BOTH parties. Both are too busy taking bribes from corporate donors to show up for work. Both are foisting laws on The People that the majority of Americans disagree with, and both parties are safe in their little positions of power. The only non-violent means I see left to protest this is a boycott.

    147. Re:You knew it was coming... by ces · · Score: 1

      Twirlip was a Mac advocate and rumor has it that Rove likes Macs too.

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    148. Re:You knew it was coming... by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1

      Of course it won't happen - not when people have an attitude like that. *sigh*

    149. Re:You knew it was coming... by waif69 · · Score: 1

      No, it means that I am a responsible, arrogant person who served in the Gulf under Bush1, Yugoslavia under Clinton, and Guantanamo under Bush2. Given personal experience and the ability to see the big picture, Bush2 is the better of the three.

  8. ADA? by fossa · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Doesn't the disabilities act apply to FEMA? And doesn't that require a certain level of website?

    1. Re:ADA? by Peden · · Score: 1

      Are you hereby saying that everyone using a Mac are disabled, if you only knew :)

    2. Re:ADA? by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 5, Informative

      The Section 508 accessibility guidelines are a requirement for all U.S. government sites. I have helped to develop several .gov sites, and we take 508 compliance very seriously. I think the people responsible for www.fema.gov are about to get dragged over the coals, and rightly so. Making their website work in one *one* browser is the antithesis of accessibility.

    3. Re:ADA? by 0b11111010101 · · Score: 1

      I had this problem with the web site of the bus system of a major US city. It would work with any browser until you got to to page where you actually view bus schedules. You couldn't view the bus schedules with anything but IE. I was using only Linux at the time so I was getting angry about it. I sent them a letter explaining the problem and talked about accessibility and how "my tax dollars" were paying for the site.

      I never heard back from them but within a week the problem was fixed. I'm sure a few strongly-worded letters could get the problem fixed within hours.

    4. Re:ADA? by scottennis · · Score: 4, Interesting

      From the FEMA website:

      "The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) is committed to providing access to our web pages for individuals with disabilities, both members of the public and Federal employees.

      To meet this commitment, we will comply with the requirements of Section 508 of the Rehabilitation Act. Section 508 requires that individuals with disabilities, who are members of the public seeking information or services from us, have access to and use of information and data that is comparable to that provided to the public who are not individuals with disabilities, unless an undue burden would be imposed on us. Section 508 also requires us to ensure that Federal employees with disabilities have access to and use of information and data that is comparable to the access to and use of information and data by Federal employees who are not individuals with disabilities, unless an undue burden would be imposed on us.

      If you use assistive technology (such as a Braille reader, a screen reader, TTY, etc.) and the format of any material on our web sites interfere with your ability to access the information, please contact FEMAOPA@dhs.gov for assistance. To enable us to respond in a manner most helpful to you, please indicate the nature of your accessibility problem, the preferred format in which to receive the material, the web address of the requested material, and your contact information."

    5. Re:ADA? by peragrin · · Score: 1

      Nope just the guys using Linux are legally disabled.

      Mac users just get shafted once again.

      Speaking as a user of both. Oh and in order to make it work all you need to do is lie. I bet konqueror will work if you adjust the ID.

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    6. Re:ADA? by ckswift · · Score: 1

      Right and recently the W3C ruled that designing a website for only IE violates their design rules. Since Section 508 incorporates all of the W3C guidelines, IE only government sites may soon be a thing of the past.

    7. Re:ADA? by Iriel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not only that, but I frankly find it deplorable that FEMA is treating its website from a business perspective.

      In a company, somone can find it most beneficial and cost effective (sometimes, wrongly so) to support the browser that has 80-90% market share (I'm probably off on that stat, but that's not the point). However, when it comes to providing aid to hurricane victims, the government is simply not allowed to only provide to 80-90% of the people.

      There should not be any development costs even considered. Make the website work for everyone because EVERYONE needs the help. This is aid, not sales.

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    8. Re:ADA? by Bogtha · · Score: 1

      The Americans with Disabilities Act applies to the private sector, local and state authorities, and Section 508 applies to federal agencies.

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    9. Re:ADA? by Bigby · · Score: 1

      I worked on a FEMA website contract, and it couldn't use (1) javascript or (2) cookies. They were anal about it. They also wanted it to be cross browser, which is how we wrote sites anyhow.

    10. Re:ADA? by MouseR · · Score: 1

      ADA has nothing to do with software vendor accessibility.

      It's about a person's disability(/ies).

      Even if you could argue that Safari, FireFox, Opera and what-have-you would be disabled-persons tools, you can't argue against the fact that IE is Section-K compliant (aka, ADA part specific to computer software).

      This is purely about incompetence of web site developers.

      And MicroSoft being responsible for the levee breakage I suppose (har har).

    11. Re:ADA? by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 1

      I've been involved in government web projects for a decade now and have yet to see ANYONE give a crap about 508 compliance.

      It's a good standard, but it's only cared about in certain circles.

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    12. Re:ADA? by mrmagos · · Score: 1
      ADA has nothing to do with software vendor accessibility.

      It's about a person's disability(/ies).


      Most blind users probably use lynx, since there are many extensions for it as far as text-to-speach goes.
      In this instance, software accessibility has everything to do with it.
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    13. Re:ADA? by pbrammer · · Score: 1

      Except on the screen that tells you that you need to have IE, there's a link on the bottom to FEMA's accessibility page, which states they will follow section 508.

    14. Re:ADA? by MouseR · · Score: 1

      As a matter of fact, I know of two blind person and neither use Lynx, even less heard about it.

      They're using IE (they're on Winblows) and are using a screen reader, wich is far more useful to them because they can use the same software anyone does and it's therefore easier for them to get help, documentation and, above all, get the same content as everybody else (in terms of layout etc).

      Lynx on it's own is not adequate to be used as a blind person's browser (it's in fact, neither ADA or section K compliant) as it requires add-ons to make it "usable".

    15. Re:ADA? by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      That's not quite how I read it! Seriously, if someone has special needs, and those special needs are best served by using something other than Internet Explorer as a web browser {perhaps a "talking web browser" which pipes text through a voice synthesiser}, then discrimination against non-IE browsers is tantamount to discrimination on the grounds of disability.

      Also, sites demanding IE are indirectly encouraging people to pirate Windows. If someone knew they could access any website using an Open Source browser on an Open Source operating system, as per W3C guidelines, then they should just do that. But they can't be sure, so they pirate Windows. I wonder if it would be acceptable as a defence in court, that you were forced to pirate Windows in order to access a particular website? {It might not look so good for you, if there were other things in your history .....}

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    16. Re:ADA? by jannotti · · Score: 1

      This reply, combined with the discussion that maybe the IE problem has to do with the way they implemented captchas has me wondering:

      Can any site with captchas possibly be ADA compliant? They are, pretty much by design, impossible to use with a screen reader, right?

      I guess I could imagine some sort of device that could "render" an image so you could feel it... but I doubt such a thing exists.

    17. Re:ADA? by FreeUser · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In a company, somone can find it most beneficial and cost effective (sometimes, wrongly so) to support the browser that has 80-90% market share (I'm probably off on that stat, but that's not the point). However, when it comes to providing aid to hurricane victims, the government is simply not allowed to only provide to 80-90% of the people.

      Sure it is.

      Do you see anyone brave enough to stand up to the Bush family, or congress, or the state and local governments, for having provided aid to only 80-90% of the people during and after the mandatory evacation, much less during and after the storm itself?

      Bush sat on his ass, on vacation, while people died and his incompetent, nepotistic administration did nothing, then too little too late, and turned around and blamed state and local officials who were reduced to using the media to get their pleas for help to the president because, as democrats, they weren't allowed by the president's handlers to talk to the man personally (for a number of days).

      The fact is, they probably will get away with this, just as they have gotten away with a growing list of appallingly atrocious behavior that would have resulted in the impeachment of any other president, Democrat or Republican.

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    18. Re:ADA? by DistantShadow · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that there is a 1-800 number you can call if you can't get the website to work. That should take care of anyone not able (willing?) to use Internet Exploder.

      -ds

    19. Re:ADA? by hplasm · · Score: 0
      And MicroSoft being responsible for the levee breakage I suppose (har har).

      Well, I think I saw Ballmer hit one with a chair- it was on CNN..right in the background..

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    20. Re:ADA? by qray · · Score: 1

      Where do you draw the line? Should they go to the effort so I can file a claim from my cell phone's browser? I'm sure a lot of people are really going to be upset that they can't file a claim using their cell phone's browser

      What I wonder, is how many people that are in trouble even have access to a computer?

      I think at this point, a web site for filing claims just augments the traditional paper forms. If for whatever reason you can't use it, there's alternatives. I just don't think the web is all that important in this case.

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    21. Re:ADA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be Section 508 compliant, the website also must be able to function with Javascript disabled.

      It sounds like they are just asking to be sued.

    22. Re:ADA? by mrmagos · · Score: 1
      As a matter of fact, I know of two blind person and neither use Lynx, even less heard about it.
      Well, hooray for you. That's quite a demographic you polled there.

      I'm just going by my experience, too. Anything I that I had read back when I was doing web design stated that lynx gad the greatest accessibility options, so I've always taken than into consideration. I guess that just dates me. I will agree, though, using a more common browser and platform does help with support.
      Lynx on it's own is not adequate to be used as a blind person's browser (it's in fact, neither ADA or section K compliant) as it requires add-ons to make it "usable".
      And IE is? I thought you said it required a screen reader?
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    23. Re:ADA? by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting anecdote, but it doesn't change the fact that FEMA is in violation of the American Disabilities Act.

    24. Re:ADA? by MouseR · · Score: 1

      Windows has built-in ADA and Section K facilities that IE inherit.

      I'm not stating demographics BTW. Just opinions from people I know.

    25. Re:ADA? by ryanvm · · Score: 1

      administration did nothing, then too little too late, and turned around and blamed state and local officials

      The truth is that Louisiana and New Orleans City dropped the ball at least as much as the feds. We have state and local governments for a reason. Why the hell would you have a city near the ocean AND below sea level and not have adequate disaster planning in place?

      FEMA's response has certainly been poor, but people should also be angered with the state/local response.

    26. Re:ADA? by tidge · · Score: 1

      Screw it then! Pull the site down! Let everyone register by phone and be done with it!

      The application was originally an in house app. In house, they require IE. It's not that uncommon of a thing. The FEMA spokesperson said they are working on an app that will work on more browsers.

      So it sounds like all they were trying to do was make it easier for people to register by not having to call by phone. Sure it's not a good fit for everyone, but it's a step in the right direction.

      The other option would be to wait until they had this new app finished, and until then force everyone to sit in the phone que for who knows how long.
      I think they made the right choice.

      I do think it's kind of messed up though, that they haven't gotten the new app finished yet.

    27. Re:ADA? by r00ts · · Score: 0

      The fact is, the same people pointing out that Bush was on vacation during the hurricane and he was too slow to dish out support while people were dieing are the same people who said he was too quick to dish out support when last years hurricanes hit Florida. I'm not disagreeing that what Bush did was wrong, I'm just saying that no matter what way he goes some will always feel it is an unsatisfactory route.

    28. Re:ADA? by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      I believe that there will be much learned from the Katrina Event, unfortunetly none of the knowledge will be new. What's even more ironic is that the information, and insight could have been 'Googled'.

    29. Re:ADA? by dajak · · Score: 1

      Doesn't the disabilities act apply to FEMA?

      Accessibility is one approach, but doesn't the US have a competition authority??? The government cannot possibly require you to use a product that is available from only one supplier: it subsidizes a monopolist if it does. Great: yet another reason for the EU to take on Microsoft.

    30. Re:ADA? by quarkscat · · Score: 1

      "Make the website work for everyone because
      EVERYONE needs the help. This is aid, not sales."

      Wrong! Ever since the GW Bush administration took office, every department of the Executive branch IS INVOLVED IN SALES. Every "talking head" from every department spouts the very same "party line", as defined by the Bush/Cheney master handler (Karl Rove). This has been done under the belief that (1) any lie repeated often enough by enough people will be accepted as the truth, and (2) you really can fool all the people all the time (, or a sufficiently large proportion to make the minority opinion moot).

      The only truthful thing that I have ever seen George W. Bush utter was at a political fundraiser, which played (briefly) on a local Metro DC TV station, and then also incorporated in Michael Moore's "Fahrenheit 9-11": "... some people call you the elite. I call you my base ..."

    31. Re:ADA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Um, a couple points.

      First, this isn't some project they've been working on for ages that just happened to have a release date that coincided with the need for help from Katrina victims. This was rushed out the door purely for the sake of getting something out there for people to use. It was originally developed for internal use only, in a shop that has standardized on IE.

      Second, they are working on rushing out the door some changes that will make it work on other browsers.

      Third, you are the one looking at this from a business perspective, given that you've divided the survivers up in terms of market share. You have completely ignored the percentage of survivers who have no computer whatsoever. FEMA, on the other hand, has not ignored those people. There are other ways to apply, not just online. Those who don't have IE, or don't have a computer at all, can apply on paper.

      Having said all that, let me be clear that I'm not at all impressed with the federal government's response overall to this disaster. But the IE-only nature of this online form is just trivial flame-fodder for the mindless Slashdot hordes.

    32. Re:ADA? by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      Bush sat on his ass, on vacation, while people died and his incompetent, nepotistic administration did nothing, then too little too late, and turned around and blamed state and local officials who were reduced to using the media to get their pleas for help to the president because, as democrats, they weren't allowed by the president's handlers to talk to the man personally (for a number of days).

      Someone ought to invent something that would allow the president to give orders from wherever he happens to be. I even have a great name for this invention. I think I'll call it the "telephone". ...

      What the hell could the President do from the White House that he couldn't do with a cell phone from a car in the middle of the Navada desert? You are obviously more concerned about "looks" than "action".

      This is just another idiotic complaint from the normal stupid brainless liberal. Look at who he probably voted for: Algore--a man who flunked out of divinity school; Bill--who can't keep his penis in his pants long enough to save his job, then gets away with purjury (then claims Bush is a liar); Hillary--who invests in the stock market one time and makes over $100,000 and never invests again; Kerry--who marries women for their money and then complains about rich republicans.

      The Governor and Mayors sat on their asses, ignored the existing plans for what to do in case of hurricane/disaster, refused to use school buses to move people out of the area because they wanted luxory Greyhound buses, did not demand a mandatory evacuation, and did not get the national guard, which is under state control, into action afterwards.

      No, they waited for the feds to get pissed off with their inaction, and take over.

      They live under an entitlement mentality: they expect the federal government to do everything for them; to give them money like a grandmother gives candy; and then complain that all the free stuff they get isn't good enough for them.

      Listen to the news reports. They complain that the food they get (for free) isn't heated, they smeared everything with their feces, and threw trash everywhere. If they cared even a little bit, the superbowl would not now be a stinking mess of sewage and garbage.

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    33. Re:ADA? by FreeUser · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The fact is, the same people pointing out that Bush was on vacation during the hurricane and he was too slow to dish out support while people were dieing are the same people who said he was too quick to dish out support when last years hurricanes hit Florida.

      No, they are the same people that point out how Bush favors his brother's state over everyone else. Which is a problem for any citizen or taxpayer living outside of Florida.

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    34. Re:ADA? by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Your allegations of cronyism and nepotism are absolutely, utterly appalling! George W. Bush is a fair man, and would gladly have given disaster relief to any state where he'd won the last election by 500 votes!

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  9. One line of code. by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Informative

    From TFA:
    Some people also have been having some success using Firefox and the User Agent Switcher extension and setting it to IE6. I tried this and was able to get a little further in the process, but stopped before actually having to fill out a form. I'll leave that to those who really need help.
    Hmm...I tested this myself, and with the User Agent Switcher set to IE, there's no problems at all. Seems to me that the problem with non-IE browsers is a purely manufactured one...one that could be fixed by editing one lne of code.
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    1. Re:One line of code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      and suprise, the website was made by a codemonkey that cant code his/her way out of a bag.

      typical for government jobs. given to the lowest bidder which means some moron in his basement with a copy of frontpage. and these people dare to call themselves "developers"

      they are not. and never will be.

    2. Re:One line of code. by 'nother+poster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Now the question... Why should I have to do ANYTHING special to access a website that was created by a government agency that used moey that was supplied by your and my tax dollars?

      They are building services for american Citizens, not Windows or Mac or *nix users. There are industy standards out there so that websites can be created that all browsers that any citizen uses should be able to access.

      Hey your house was just destroyed and you lost everything, and they let you stay in this nice school gymnasium. Sorry, but you can't file with FEMA using the computers in the library because they decided to use Linux with Opera as the default install. Maybe you can use on of the systems in the administrative offices? They have Windows 98. Oh, sorry. You'll have to download IE6 since they were still using IE 5.x. Maybe you can go use the computers at the big company down the road you lazy git, or just mail in the paper forms. It's not my fault you don't use windows.

    3. Re:One line of code. by pasamio · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well it worked for me until I needed to validate my identity. Does this mean that FEMA has direct access to all residents SSN's and details? This raises security concerns for me. It didn't once stop me because I was using a .au ip address, not sure if thats a good or bad idea... Firefox 1.0.6 'IE6 Windows XP' and Debian Sid. Only one element (dropdown) failed to update properly and it fixed itself when I clicked submit and it complained it was empty. Appears to be three years old though, so I guess that they've done alright with it!

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    4. Re:One line of code. by stecoop · · Score: 4, Insightful

      one that could be fixed by editing one lne of code

      I think the problem and solution may not be related. Hang with me on this one. We are asking the browser to the website what brand of browser it is and then the website determines what you can and cannot see simply based on that one piece of information. It should be a little different, the web site asks, can you handle JavaScript and a reply of yes from the browser. The website will now send you JavaScript info. Can you handle frames, DHTML, CSS and the list goes on as new technologies are added. So your browser would have an XML sheet of the response it should give to questions. Don't like JavaScript edit it to NO and the website should handle the request properly anyway.

      I really think that the User Agent string should be abandoned to prevent poor coupling and cohesion of website and browsers. This User Agent string should be replaced with a list of browser capabilities.

    5. Re:One line of code. by Monoman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Try and explain to someone's grandmother how to do that. Try and explain to any clueless user.

      If it doesn't work by default then it is broken by most clueless user's standards.

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    6. Re:One line of code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, its gross negligence, incompetance, ignorance and discrimination. They may as well say "Only able-bodied, rich, white men need apply".

      Its disgusting.

    7. Re:One line of code. by digidave · · Score: 1

      Of course you're right. There should also be an easier way to do this, such as a Javascript browser.capabilities.[feature] object

      if (browser.capabilities.javascript == true) { ...
      }

      Because right now browser detection is easier if you need multiple capabilities.

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    8. Re:One line of code. by Bogtha · · Score: 5, Informative

      We are asking the browser to the website what brand of browser it is and then the website determines what you can and cannot see simply based on that one piece of information. It should be a little different, the web site asks, can you handle JavaScript and a reply of yes from the browser. The website will now send you JavaScript info. Can you handle frames, DHTML, CSS and the list goes on as new technologies are added.

      This kind of thing already exists. You don't ask if Javascript is available, you code your HTML as if it weren't, and make your Javascript alter the document structure. If the Javascript executes, then the structure is how you want, if the Javascript doesn't execute, then it remains in the compatible state.

      Finer-grained control is possible too - Google for object detection versus browser detection. There's also DOM interfaces to check for support for certain things, but they aren't widely supported. "DHTML" is nothing but a buzzword - it's not something a browser can support, frames already have a fallback method, and so on.

      I really think that the User Agent string should be abandoned to prevent poor coupling and cohesion of website and browsers. This User Agent string should be replaced with a list of browser capabilities.

      The User-Agent header is important for working around actual browser bugs, e.g. not being able to cope with compressed content correctly despite claiming to do so.

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    9. Re:One line of code. by cgenman · · Score: 4, Informative

      On the one hand, I agree that such a system is how an ideal world would operate. On the other hand, I'm guessing a typical conversation would go:

      Server: "Can you handle PNG's?"
      Client: "Yes"
      Server: "Are you sure?"
      Client: "Yes"
      Server: "The entire spec?"
      Client: "Yes"
      Server: "...Are you I.E. 5?"
      Client: "Yes"
      Server: "You're a dirty liar."

      Oh, sure I.E. thinks it handles CSS properly. It will probably even tell you it handles tables properly. It just doesn't.

      I'll be happy the day we can ditch the user agent string. But then again, I'll be happy the day we can use alpha transparency in a PNG on the web.

    10. Re:One line of code. by stecoop · · Score: 1

      All right, lets use a crazy analogy. People use browsers on the internet as people use cars on the highways. One piece of information will let you complete your task or not. Lets say my car has to have seat belts to drive down the toll road; cars may not have had seat belts in the 50's. Ok so I have an old car, how do you know I didn't put seat belts in myself; just ask me and I will tell if I did. Please, don't ASSUME the required information.

      The User-Agent header is important for working around actual browser bugs, e.g. not being able to cope with compressed content correctly despite claiming to do so.

      I think coding the web to support browser bugs is the whole problem. If the problem continues then we are all locked into the most dominate player. If every website in the world said enough, I read the specs and the browser should comply then the problem of the browser would be solved in a very short time. Is this a realist approach - of course not but it is a pragmatic approach.

    11. Re:One line of code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There should also be an easier way to do this, such as a Javascript browser.capabilities.[feature] object

      if (browser.capabilities.javascript == true) { ...
      }


      So you can use this bit of Javascript code to ensure that your Javascript is only executed in browsers that support Javascript? Pure genius! How did we ever manage without this?

      Seriously, this functionality is already there - check out <noscript> and <object>.

    12. Re:One line of code. by craigevil · · Score: 1

      The USer Switcher Agent in Firefox works as does Opera when choosing identity as IE. This was tested on a Debian Linux system. So all it takes is installing an extension in Firefox and Opera choosing identity as IE.

      Using a text based browser like Lynx is another thing.

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    13. Re:One line of code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The User-Agent header is important for working around actual browser bugs, e.g. not being able to cope with compressed content correctly despite claiming to do so.

      I suppose, if you wanted to support broken browsers, you could use it for that. Or, you could put in rewrite rules to refuse access to IE:

      <IfModule mod_rewrite.c>
      RewriteEngine On

      RewriteCond %{HTTP_USER_AGENT} .*MSIE.*
      RewriteRule .* http://www.getfirefox.com/ [L,R=301]
      </IfModule>

      The real value of the UserAgent string, though, lies in its ability to provide one more bit of potentially interesting data to AWStats.

    14. Re:One line of code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IE is 100% compliant to the PNG spec. The spec says that supporting alpha blending is optional.

    15. Re:One line of code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll be happy the day we can ditch the user agent string. But then again, I'll be happy the day we can use alpha transparency in a PNG on the web.

      Not this again. PNG's with alpha transparancy have been supported in IE for years. You just have to do a little bit of extra work.

    16. Re:One line of code. by constantnormal · · Score: 1

      ... User Agent string should be replaced with a list of browser capabilities ...

      That's great idea! I think I'll patent it.

    17. Re:One line of code. by fr3nch_com · · Score: 1

      There's a javascript hack available that gets called as a behavior in css which wil display png files' opacity correctly and it doesnt require the need to give each png a unique id. see a previous client of mine. I used this technique on that site.

      Even IE7 cant really handle pngs that well.

      Hey Microsoft meet W3C.

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    18. Re:One line of code. by GWBasic · · Score: 1

      Your solution is easier said then done. Not all web developers are as technicaly-savy as you are, nor do they care as much about their work as you do. Once when I was working as a contractor, I pointed out a huge security hole in another developer's project, and he just didn't care.

    19. Re:One line of code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These hacks only work for PNGs called from within the html itself. It makes it impossible to use transparency with layered backgrounds, png bullets, or css swapped images.

  10. Sorry but the subject of this article is misleadin by unborracho · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's not that they can't file claims without using IE... they just can't do it online. If you've ever tried programming javascript for client side error checking of complex forms, you know that standards are very non-existant in the internet world. I completely understand why they would only want people using IE to register, especially if they didn't have much of a tech support staff. It's near impossible to cater a web app to every single flavor of every browser for every OS.

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  11. Just Another Asinine Hurdle by Lord+Grey · · Score: 1, Interesting
    This is just one more hurdle in the maze of idiocy that FEMA has managed to erect. The tales surrounding this agency's handling of Katrina have taken on an almost surrealistic quality: So much stupidity, too little compassion, and an obsessiveness for correct paperwork that border on the insane.

    I live in the United States and pretty much like it here. But this kind of stupid shit, coupled with all the freedom we've given up for the sake of "greater security," makes me want to bitch-slap the entire Federal government.

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    1. Re:Just Another Asinine Hurdle by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I know. I mean requiring a piece of software that 99% of people have access too. I mean, it's just insane.

      And to also offer an offline alternative. Wow, what were they thinking.

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    2. Re:Just Another Asinine Hurdle by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

      makes me want to bitch-slap the entire Federal government

      ME TOO!

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    3. Re:Just Another Asinine Hurdle by matth · · Score: 1

      Maybe here in safe Pennsylvania (or wherever you are).. but people are trying to setup computers so that people can check e-mail, register for aide, talk to family members, etc. Do you know how much easier it is to throw a live-CD in a machine and put it on say a wireless network link then it is to have to install W2K on every machine (plus there is the license...).. just get a bunch of old machines and setup a linux terminal server, or put a live-CD in.. but then those people can't register for FEMA stuff... so yeah it is a big issue.

    4. Re:Just Another Asinine Hurdle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Bitch about government.
      2. I must do something about it!
      3. Hmm what should I have for dinner tonight? I better fill up the SUV on the way to the store. Damn did I set my Tivo?
      4. Repeat.

    5. Re:Just Another Asinine Hurdle by Picard102 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      they can use the phone.

    6. Re:Just Another Asinine Hurdle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you're going to start looking at who did what wrong, you should at least get your facts straight.

      First of all, FEMA has been largly dissolved into the Department of Homeland Security. That means that their resource level has changed.

      Second, FEMA had staged three days before the hurricaine hit.

      Third, the Mayor of New Orleans knew that a category 4 hurricaine was coming, and didn't declare a mandatory evacuation until 24 hours before the hurricaine struck.

      Fourth, George Bush told the NO Mayor to evacuate two to three days before that, but was ignored.

      Fifth, the NO Mayor tried to declare martial law. The NO Mayor doesn't have the power to declare martial law. S/he must request the Governor do that.

      Sixth, in order for the Federal government to get involved, the state government must declare a state of emergency, then declare that it cannot cope with the emergency without further assistance, and request that the Federal government provide that assistance. There is Federal law by which Fed (which includes both FEMA and the National Guard) is barred from assisting with a disaster without the express request by the state. Besides, didn't the mayor and governor state that they wanted this resolved locally?

      Seventh, one third of the NO police force abandoned their duties. I have heard arguments that they had a duty to their families, first. Sorry, but I just don't buy that. If you take up a position to serve your society, take an oath, and put on a uniform - be it police, military, or other - you fulfill your duty. You don't go off and loot. You don't abandon your post because it's tough. You do your duty.

      Now, you may believe that the Federal government obeying the law, and waiting until it's invited is a bad thing. I happen to believe that the Fed should not break the law, and that when the government obeys the law, that's a good thing. You can argue that the law is incorrect, but be careful about abdicating power from the people, or from the states to the federal government.

    7. Re:Just Another Asinine Hurdle by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 1

      just get a bunch of old machines and setup a linux terminal server, or put a live-CD in.

      You mean the old machines which probably already have windows on them? You need to stop and think about the people available to set these networks up. People who can install windows are a dime a dozen. People who can setup a linux terminal server are not.

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    8. Re:Just Another Asinine Hurdle by DrugCheese · · Score: 1

      What a bunch of horseshit.

      Let's throw a big party cause the federal government DID NOT break the law, and in turn got people killed. Opposed to all the other times they do break the law and get people killed.

      And if Bush really wanted to declare a mandatory evacuation he would've. And if there had been such an evacuation how would all the people have left? Not everyone lives in whitebread land. Not everyone owns a car. Not everyone has a friend. Pull your head out of your sheeple ass. This would still be happening.

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    9. Re:Just Another Asinine Hurdle by Picard102 · · Score: 1

      Love how logic is "flamebait"

    10. Re:Just Another Asinine Hurdle by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      If you're going to start looking at who did what wrong, you should at least get your facts straight.

      Indeed.

      Third, the Mayor of New Orleans knew that a category 4 hurricaine was coming, and didn't declare a mandatory evacuation until 24 hours before the hurricaine struck.

      Uh, interesting slieght of hand. Makes it sound like they knew a cat 4 hurricane was coming for days in advance! And of course they didn't -- it was a measly category 2 until saturday, when it became a category 3 and the mayor announced that everyone should evacuate. Sunday morning it went up to cat 4, and then 5, so Sunday they made the evacuation mandatory.

      Fourth, George Bush told the NO Mayor to evacuate two to three days before that, but was ignored.

      George Bush told the mayor to evacuate the city on Thursday or Friday? What planet are you talking about? Why would Bush tell them to evacuate for a category 1 or category 2 storm? We use those to wash our cars! I've not seen anyone, anywhere make a claim as ludicrous as this -- Bush told them to evacuate on thursday or friday, that's just too funny!

      Sixth, in order for the Federal government to get involved, the state government must declare a state of emergency, then declare that it cannot cope with the emergency without further assistance, and request that the Federal government provide that assistance.

      Yeah, that was the paperwork filed by the Governor the sunday BEFORE Katrina made landfall. Guess you don't follow the news very much, you can download a copy of the letter from the Governor's web site. She declared a state of emergency, said that state and local resources would be unable to handle the situation, and requested federal aid.

      Facts, indeed.

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    11. Re:Just Another Asinine Hurdle by hobbes8clavin · · Score: 1

      from Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martial_law Contrary to many media reports, martial law has not been declared in New Orleans in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, because no such term exists in Louisiana state law. Rather, a state of emergency has been declared, which does give some powers similar to that of martial law. On the evening of August 31, New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin did declare "martial law" (in name at least) in the city and said that "officers don't have to worry about civil rights and Miranda rights in stopping the looters."

  12. FEMA's web portal design is the least of our probs by DanteLysin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That's quite okay. I'd rather FEMA spend resources getting their arses to help the people instead of designing a better web portal.

  13. So? by tgd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you think thats even in the top hundred things FEMA has gotten wrong on this, you haven't been watching the news.

    Its a non-issue. A tiny percentage of real users have heard of anything other than IE, and an even tinier percentage of people who need FEMA support have electricity, internet access or a computer anymore.

    If you all are going to get bent about something FEMA is doing, get bent about the fact that phone and internet is the only way to register and most refugees have neither. Or get bent about the fact that 90% of calls don't go through to the FEMA number.

    This is just rediculous to get worked up about. Who cares? If 1% of thet people affected have internet access, and 1% of those use Firefox (and happen to be using someones computer that has Firefox and not IE), then out of the million people affected, what? 100 might have a problem? 100 people tech aware enough to use firefox? They probably can find a damn cell phone.

    1. Re:So? by Angostura · · Score: 1

      I really have to agree. I'm right up there with the next guy when it comes to companies ensuring that their Web applications are multi-platform/multi-browser usable. But to be honest, I find the whining about FEMA's web-site screw-up pretty unpalatable give the scale of the disaster and the number of deaths.

      The guys give you a phone number. The Web application arguably isn't there to make YOUR life easier, its there to make FEMA's scarce resources go further by reducing the amount of data entry they have to do.

      Perhaps they screwed-up, perhaps they made a rational decision about the amount of testing required v the amount of data entry they were likely to require given n% of the disaster-hit population use Macs/Linux/Firefox.

      I don't know. But frankly my greater antipathy is for the whiners, rather than the people who (no matter how incompetently) are trying to help the homeless, injured and dispossessed.

    2. Re:So? by utexaspunk · · Score: 1

      This is just rediculous...

      I'm feeling pedantic today, so I will ridicule you for your horrible spelling. Or is getting worked up about this just diculous all over again?

    3. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nicely argued rejoinder there.

    4. Re:So? by digidave · · Score: 5, Insightful

      1. A lot of people have Macs. A lot of people are stranded without easy access to multiple computer platforms.

      2. Aid workers are busy setting up computers for these people to use to contact relatives and fill out aid forms. They are not getting free Dell computers or free Windows licenses. They are setting up older computers that have been donated and may not run IE 6.

      3. FEMA's listed phone number will trigger an automated form delivery to your home address. In New Orleans. Not very helpful.

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    5. Re:So? by jkrise · · Score: 1

      I call BULLSHIT. It should require special effort to make a site work ONLY with IE, not browser-independent like 90% of the sites on the web.

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    6. Re:So? by atl_dawg · · Score: 1

      There's one thing you are forgetting: Not everyone that has evacuated is sitting in a shelter. There are just as many people holed up in hotels and in houseswith relatives and friends. Call them refugees or whatever but there are many well-to-do people displaced. Houses all over the Southeast are busting at the seams with relatives and friends who have been displaced.

      Not everyone has a Windows PC with IE. This is just more stupidity by the government.

    7. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd ask if you were new here if it wasn't for your uid.

    8. Re:So? by KingNaught · · Score: 1

      Accutally I seem to remeber a story about several efforts to setup Web Kisoks at refuge centers. For security resons I doubt they would use XP and IE on those machines. So this accutally could have quite and impact.

    9. Re:So? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Nice self-righteous tone. Let's extrapolate from there.

      If life-and-death websites don't need to worry about being usable in anything other than IE, well, then pointless ones don't need to worry either.

      Which means none need to.

      Which means all will support only the lowest common denominator. IE.

      Which means that Microsoft the convicted monopolists, at least indirectly, get to profiteer on the backs of, as someone calculated previously in the thread, off of only a few hundred katrina victim firefox users.

      Oh, and by the way, incompetent people don't try to help the "homeless, injured and dispossessed". They just sort of flounder around enough that they can't get fired from their well-paying government jobs.

    10. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you think thats even in the top hundred things FEMA has gotten wrong on this, you haven't been watching the news ... This is just rediculous to get worked up about. Who cares?

      Perhaps not, but would it have been so difficult to develop for standards in the first place? I do so by default, and I'd dare to say I get paid considerably less than the federal folk.

    11. Re:So? by bigpat · · Score: 1

      Its a non-issue

      Listening to the radio yesterday, I heard the BBC following one refugee around the Houston Astrodome trying to find the right organization to talk to in order to get some relief. The point is that she was particularly tenacious following rumor and hearsay until she finally found FEMA and began the process to get some help, I believe it took her 4 hours and people were there on site to help.

      Each and every impediment costs time, and time is of critical importance in this situation, so sure this one particular issue may seem insignificant and probably is to the majority of survivors. But clearly there are people that won't be able to get through to the understaffed telephone operators and you are saying that they should suffer yet another roadblock on the way to recovery simply because a web developer didn't know enough to make their site work simply and correctly for all major platforms.

      People are attesting here that the site works fine without IE and I believe them. So what if it only helps one person get the help they need, maybe it will be a hundred, maybe it will be a thousand. The point is that someone sitting high and dry at FEMA headquarters, that certainly will hear about this now, is going to fix this problem and it will help people.

      If one impediment is ignored, then how many others will be?

    12. Re:So? by Punboy · · Score: 1

      Ok, first off lets get some real numbers here.. About 7.5% of the world's internet population uses Firefox. So that already bumps your number of 100 to about 750.

      But, thats assuming there are only 1 million people needing to make claims, and that only 1/100th of them have internet access. Lets keep in mind that this is NOT only for people stranded out in New Orleans, but EVERYONE who had property damage/lost their homes to the hurricane. This includes many millions of people throughout the entire east coast. But, because I know we can't know the exact number for sure, I'm going to stick to the population of New Orleans (and surrounding area) as of the 2000 census. This puts us at 1,337,726 people.

      Now lets assume the media is correct and 80% got out of there before the hurricane hit. Most of these people will be in areas where it should be quite easy to access the internet through friends, family, public access terminals, etc. Thats about 1,070,180 people with internet access from somewhere.

      With about 267,546 stranded, many have been evacuated to places such as Houston where companies such as T-Mobile have volunteered and erected areas with free Wi-Fi. People who have their laptops and wifi-enabled PDAs have internet access through them. Many emergency aid foundations and private companies have set up "booths" where people can come and use the internet to contact loved ones, and take care of things just like this. Sure, not everyone has made it, but lets save about 20% of the stranded have internet access through these means. Thats 53,509, plus our previous total of 1,070,180. That means that just out of New Orleans, about 1,123,689 can access the internet through some sort of means. Now lets multiply that by 0.075. What do we get? A whopping 84,276 people who cannot use the FEMA site.

      And thats just Firefox users. We also have IE5, Netscape, Mozilla, Opera, hell even PDAs to account for.

      Bottom line is, ~85,000 people are FAR too many to prevent from using the online access form. The form is there to make it easier on everyone to get their claims filled quickly and easily. And while yes I agree that they should be concentrating on the coordination efforts, they have a specific department designated to take care of their website. They have to other purpose. They have no way to help the disaster relief other than to run the FEMA website and make sure its accessible by /all/.

      Oh, and FEMA reps have been dispatched to handle claims at "relief areas" like the ones in Houston. Phone and Internet are by far not the only means by which to file a claim.

      And your comment about "tech aware people" bugged me. My grandparents use Firefox, my cousins use Firefox, my uncles and aunts use Firefox. They are about as tech savvy as my english springer spaniel (no offense to my family).

      So before you go yelling at people about how we're wasting our breath, look at the numbers, and also try and put yourself in their position. How would you like it if your /only/ choice was to use IE6? What if you didn't even have Windows? I personally don't own Windows nor have a Windows computer. I'm currently running SuSE 10.0 Beta 4, which has no Internet Explorer. Yes I'm sure I could run it through WINE, but I shouldn't have to is the point.

      Thank you, I'm here all week.

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    13. Re:So? by GWBasic · · Score: 1
      2. Aid workers are busy setting up computers for these people to use to contact relatives and fill out aid forms. They are not getting free Dell computers or free Windows licenses. They are setting up older computers that have been donated and may not run IE 6.
      ... You'd be surprised. Large tech companies are donating modern equipment and expertise. For example, Intel sent a team with 400 IBM thinkpads and wireless networking equipment to the Astrodome.
    14. Re:So? by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Its a non-issue
      It's a tech issue - other sites handle the other stuff.
    15. Re:So? by identity0 · · Score: 1

      I just have to respond to this. My LUG, the Group of Linux Users, Memphis, is currently trying to set up some computers at a local church with about 50 survivors, to use as a web terminal to find services, contact relatives, etc.

      We are using Knoppix because it's easy to set up, doesn't require as much maintenence, and we don't have to worry about people installing stuff. Of course this rules out IE, so we are using FireFox.

      Thankfully, the FEMA page actually renders in FireFox properly once you have it fake the UserAgent string, but it's ridiculous that we have to do this.

      So that's at least 50 people that could have been affected by this, and we're only in Memphis, where about 10,000 people have come from the gulf region. There are undoubtedly many more in Memphis itself who can only contact FEMA over the web, and tens of thousands all over the south.

      It's not really reasonable that FEMA be able to handle millions of call in such a short period, but it is reasonable to ask that their web page follow web standards, not to mention Federal regulations about accesibility. Especially since they seem to be going out of their way to block non-IE 6 browsers.

      So this is not a show-stopper for us, but one more hurdle. We have to worry about which gov't services require IE and which ones follow their own goddamn regs.

  14. Wait a second? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When did Bill gates buy Fema?

    1. Re:Wait a second? by marcantonio · · Score: 1

      It came bundled with the rest of the government.

  15. American citizens must use windows... by frinkacheese · · Score: 2, Informative


    Next you guys will have to use Windows to be considered citizens, get passports, a social security number...

    How can a government possibly limit it's services to people who use a certain software package? Is this discrimination? What would happen if it said "Sorry but because you're black you can not use this website" ?

    Yeah, that would be an issue...

    1. Re:American citizens must use windows... by aussie_a · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      What would happen if it said "Sorry but because you're black you can not use this website" ?

      Yeah, that would be an issue...


      I hope that last line was sarcastic, because to be honest, George Bush simply doesn't care about black people. Except when they pose a threat to him, in those cases, he'll deny them their legal rights.

      Some may think this is flame-bait, but I'm being deadly serious. When he doesn't care about black people, what makes you think he's going to care about an even smaller minority (the non-IE users) of America?

    2. Re:American citizens must use windows... by swab79 · · Score: 0

      It's not just American government sites. Looking for employment on the UK government site also requires internet explorer! http://www.jobcentreplus.gov.uk/

    3. Re:American citizens must use windows... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry but because you're black you can not use this website

      I wouldn't use it, of course... but as a programmer I'd LOVE to see the implementation of a validation like that.

    4. Re:American citizens must use windows... by Se7enLC · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The web page doesn't provide any service that can't be obtained via phone. Technically, nobody is forcing people to use the web page at all. It's an added service, and it's not unreasonable to think that in order to use it, you have to have certain things.

      Like if you want to go to McDonalds drive-thru you need to have a car. That's not discriminating against non-drivers, it's just saying that if you want to get food you have to wait in line inside.

      having said that, I agree, all webpages should work in mozilla, too. But they chose to develop for the most popular browser.

    5. Re:American citizens must use windows... by Picard102 · · Score: 1

      Do you really think anyone in the position to make changes gives a shit about your favorite open source browser? It's a browser.

    6. Re:American citizens must use windows... by cpghost · · Score: 1

      Imagine that you need a special brand of car, not just cars in general, to buy from a drive-thru...

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    7. Re:American citizens must use windows... by Se7enLC · · Score: 1

      You mean like a car that is under 9'4" tall? Or one with left-hand drive and a window that rolls down?

      Don't blame FEMA for only supporting Internet Explorer, blame Microsoft for making Internet Explorer so different that you can't develop for it and other browsers the same. (or blame the other browsers for not being the same as ie)

    8. Re:American citizens must use windows... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "[...] if you want to go to McDonalds drive-thru you need to have a car."

      I'm not sure if this is off-topic or not, but it reminded me of something that happened once.

      Back in 1985, as Hurricane Gloria was bearing down on Long Island, I decided it might not be a bad idea to head to the bank, get some cash, and lay in supplies for the day. I was tasked with keeping an eye on our network hubs which were located in a potentially leaky basement.

      In any event, I figured I'd make an early start of it. So I wandered down to the bank. This was before ATMs were particularly widespread, but the drive-thru tellers were in at 7:30. I figured I'd just walk up to the drive-thru teller, since I didn't have a car.

      No dice. I was refused service. Even when the cars had left, the teller refused to even go over to walk-up window. I would have to wait until the bank opened at 9:00AM.

      So I did. I waited until 9:00AM, got my money, made a bee-line to the store for food, etc. and got into work just as the storm started to hit in earnest.

      That weekend, I went into the bank, closed my account, and let them know exactly how I felt about being discriminated against.

      Part of my annoyance, of course, came from the fact that we have a hurricane bearing down on us and I have to stand around and wait while others are allowed to go, simply because the bank had some rule. Actually, the person at the bank I talked to agreed with me and the teller was reprimanded.

  16. Uhm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do people without electricity and no computers after having a hurricane ravage their homes and lifestyles, goto a website to make a claim?

    If they use public terminals, at least here in the NW, the majority are Windows OS with IE.

    1. Re:Uhm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That isn't the issue. The issue is that public money is being spent on something that only a subset of the taxpayers can access and that to be able to access, the taxpayers have to use a specific piece of software (and in some cases, hardware), which he will have to buy. What you are saying is equivalent to claiming that if a hospital only accepted patients which were brought in in a ford pickup and refusing all the patiens which were brought in in other car manufacturer's models, then it would be OK because in your area the majority of car rentals have ford pickups. That is a very retarded statement.

  17. Low budget/lazy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... contractors who hacked something together to do FEMA's webpage. Probably ripped them off while doing it.

  18. We're from the Government and we're here to... by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

    help you--as long as you're using Microsoft Windows. Pp>Of course, with that type of help, it makes me happy to be a Mac user.

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    1. Re:We're from the Government and we're here to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why exactly would that make you happy to be a Mac user?

  19. So what by BeesTea · · Score: 0

    Then call the damn phone number.

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    1. Re:So what by johnpaul191 · · Score: 1

      i was watching the news yesterday and there were reporters calling FEMA on the phone. after holding for over an hour they were told to apply online due to the unusually high volume of calls and disconnected.

      1) people needing the help the most should be able to use any computer they can get access to. especially when it is just some bogus IE crap filtering them.

      2) people needing the help most should not have to tie up limited phones to sit on hold for over an hour just to get disconnected. some people that did get through were told they needed to give the FEMA workers their fax number to get forms!?!? they were offered to have the forms emailed in pdf format. i don't think these worker bees have been watching enough CNN to see a lot of these victims did not bring their computers in the rescue boats, let alone clothes or food. remember this is not a ton of nerds that got washed out.... it is a lot of people with the computer skills of your grandparents.

      3) government websites should never be forcing its population to buy into one proprietary operating system.

      4) yes, there are tricks to switch user agent identifiers on your browser (safari enhancer used to work well, i have not tried it in a long time). those tricks are not known by the general public. if you are so smart maybe you should go down there with your laptop and help all these people trick the government website into accepting their help requests.

  20. FEMA's new slogan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Incompetent in more ways than you can imagine!

  21. Why is this under the "politics" section? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I swear the politics section of slashdot was the worst idea ever. Now you're putting articles that have nothing to do with politics in this section just to try and induce non-applicable political debate in a non-political issue.

  22. Let FEMA know! by Bananatree3 · · Score: 1, Informative
    You can contact FEMA and ask them why they don't support Firefox, Mac or Linux here.

    from the above link:

    Written Correspondence: FEMA P.O. Box 10055 Hyattsville, MD 20782-7055 Fax: (800) 827-8112

    If FEMA has requested information from you in writing, you may send it to the address or fax number listed above. Please include your name, social security number, and Registration ID number on all correspondence.

    Technical Assistance: (800) 745-0243 Monday- Friday, 8:00am - 5:00pm ET The technical helpdesk provides technical support for the on-line registration and user account creation applications and cannot answer disasters assistance related questions.

    Please though, remember these people are a federal aid agency working overtime. PLEASE BE CORTEOUS when asking them.

    1. Re:Let FEMA know! by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Great, the biggest natural disaster in this country's history, and you're encouraging people to waste their time with complaints about browser support issues that really won't affect anyone.

      Way to show that this community has a handle on what is important right now.

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    2. Re:Let FEMA know! by OhPlz · · Score: 1

      I agree that this topic is a bit geek-extreme.

      However, if the site only works in one specific browser then the coder didn't know what he or she was doing. It's likely that this incompetent person (or team) screwed up many other aspects of the system. Having an unreliable claims system front-ending aid for such a huge disaster is only going to cause more harm.

    3. Re:Let FEMA know! by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 1

      However, if the site only works in one specific browser then the coder didn't know what he or she was doing. It's likely that this incompetent person (or team) screwed up many other aspects of the system. Having an unreliable claims system front-ending aid for such a huge disaster is only going to cause more harm.

      Stop and think about what you're saying. They could be using ColdFusion or ASP.NET (guess I should look at the site) which may be autogenerating the code of concern. Or they may have needed an IE only component they had available that was too expensive to rewrite.

      You're using the argument that if they don't have the same concerns that you do, then they must be imcompetent. IE only support is a 95% solution, and the people who it doesn't work for can find an IE install if they really need to.

      I'm not saying that standards compliance is not important, i'm just saying that this is a stupid thing to fall on your sword for. Look at the comments being posted. Slashbots are getting positive mods for calling this part of a government conspiracy. Totally insane.

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    4. Re:Let FEMA know! by OhPlz · · Score: 1
      They could be using ColdFusion or ASP.NET (guess I should look at the site) which may be autogenerating the code of concern. Or they may have needed an IE only component they had available that was too expensive to rewrite.


      You know, back when Windows based worms and viruses were more newsworthy, various government agencies recommended against using Windows. Now you're suggesting the use of development tools that work only for Windows is good design?


      Standards exist, and standards should be followed. The government, above all, ought to be adhering to them.

    5. Re:Let FEMA know! by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      part of a government conspiracy.

      Huh?

      Everyone commenting in this article is bashing the incompetence of the government. Last I checked, conspiracy meant "not blindingly obvious".

      Posts modded up far higher than yours pointed out the site works perfectly fine in firefox and Opera... if you get past the UA check.

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    6. Re:Let FEMA know! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  23. The Inquirer by LkDotCom · · Score: 1

    Ars Technica has a good article. Another one on Macworld

    Ok, if you want in-depth perhaps you're in the wrong place, but if you happen to want it.... ;)

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  24. Cleary the government doesn't care about... by ottergoose · · Score: 2, Funny

    Clearly the government doesn't care about minorities. Only educated, rich, Windows users can apply for aid online.

    (Funny, not flamebait)

    1. Re:Cleary the government doesn't care about... by gowen · · Score: 1

      Clue : If you feel your joke needs labelling as "Funny"... it's probably not Funny

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    2. Re:Cleary the government doesn't care about... by ottergoose · · Score: 1

      I apologize to everyone... it was early and I hadn't had any coffee.

      (Apology, not feeding trolls)

  25. Should wait until the site is cross compatible by ReformedExCon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They should not put anything up until the site is 100% cross-browser compatible.

    Obviously.

    I'm surprised this is even an issue for anyone. There is a huge disaster recovery effort going on and they need to have things working as soon as possible. If it requires IE, then that's just how it's going to be for the time being. There are other methods to file your claim (and let's face it, if you're online, you've got it better than 99% of the refugees who are stuck in a shelter).

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    1. Re:Should wait until the site is cross compatible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't disagree, except that they clearly did no contingency planning and had no systems in place - not for this, not for housing refugees, not for emergency communications, not for emergency evacuation of the poor who lack transportation, nothing.

      "That 'perfect storm' of a combination of catastrophes exceeded the foresight of the planners, and maybe anybody's foresight.... there will be plenty of time to go back and say we should hypothesize evermore apocalyptic combinations of catastrophes. Be that as it may, I'm telling you this is what the planners had in front of them. They were confronted with a second wave that they did not have built into the plan, but using the tools they had, we have to move forward and adapt."

      - DHS Secretary Michael Chertoff

    2. Re:Should wait until the site is cross compatible by Bogtha · · Score: 2, Informative

      They should not put anything up until the site is 100% cross-browser compatible.

      I assume you are being sarcastic? You are looking at it backwards. Websites start out 100% cross-browser compatible. It takes more work to go from standard HTML forms that work in every browser to complicated XML data islands that only work in software from a single vendor. Somewhere, some incompetent web developer decided that simple HTML wasn't good enough, and put in extra work to make it more complicated and in doing so, locked people out.

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    3. Re:Should wait until the site is cross compatible by ReformedExCon · · Score: 1

      I don't know any details, naturally, but what if they just whipped up the site in Frontpage and it just so happened that it worked out to be incompatible with anything but IE?

      Speed is of the essence in the response here, and having something up is better than having nothing up, even if it does limit usage to only 87% of all internet users.

      It's doubtful, however, that most of those filing claims with FEMA will do it online. With their houses flooded or destroyed, those who had computers in the first place now don't have them (and don't have power either) and those who didn't have computers to begin with weren't going that route anyway.

      There is a whole lot of blame to go around here, but don't put it on the web developer who had to throw this together at the last minute. Blame it on the management for not foreseeing this catastrophe and preparing for it.

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    4. Re:Should wait until the site is cross compatible by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      Unless you require ActiveX (you never do), there's no reason to make a site that's IE-only. It's not as though it saved them any effort. People who set their useragent string to look like IE were able to use the site with other browsers just fine.

    5. Re:Should wait until the site is cross compatible by ReformedExCon · · Score: 1

      I will say again that, yes, I agree. The site should have been made cross compatible. But it's not. At least it claims it isn't. All these people using the site, are they actually submitting the application form? Or are they just accessing the page?

      The page should not have been built this way. But for a stopgap, it's better to throw something together that works for 87% (since last August 15) of users than nothing. It probably would have been just as easy to make the site work across all browsers. I don't know, I'm not a web programmer. But what is there is what is there.

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    6. Re:Should wait until the site is cross compatible by Comatose51 · · Score: 1

      That would be true if they made a special site for Katrina but it is NOT. It is a generic site for ANY disaster. Go check it out. It has hurricane listed as an option among other disasters. They've had A LONG time to do this and decided to spend it making it use ASP or something bandwidth intensive.

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    7. Re:Should wait until the site is cross compatible by moof1138 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >There are other methods to file your claim

      AFAICT, many of those filing claims have to do it on line. The are running into problems with this setting up computer kiosks at all the shelters, since even if they are setting up a PC with Windows, it has to have the right version of IE, and many of the PCs are donated.

      They can't do it via mail - a ton of people lost their homes, and have no address. Even those who have an address in LA, AL, or MI are still in trouble if they were near the disaster area since the postal service has halted mail delivery.

      They can't do it via phone - those that have called have reported that FEMA will only mail them a claim form via the phone.

      Is there some other method I am overlooking? AFAICT if you lost your house, and you don't have access to the right version of a web browser this is a pretty major issue.

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    8. Re:Should wait until the site is cross compatible by ReformedExCon · · Score: 1

      I'm with you on this. Really. I'm not trying to make excuses for the programming, and I am certainly not condoning the lack of leadership and foresight shown by FEMA before and during this crisis.

      But what they've got is what they've got, for better or worse. As I mentioned before, 87% of internet users use IE. So assuming that their house is still around and they have power and an internet connection, approximately 87% of computer owners in the New Orleans area can access the site. Yeah, it's probably pretty terrible for the remaining 13% of users with a house, computer, and power that they can't use the FEMA website to fill out the application forms. They will probably have to either use their Windows-using neighbor's computer or wait until mail is restored or until FEMA sets up neighborhood FEMA-stations where people can apply for relief in person.

      That said, yes, they should have had a more compatible site up in the first place. They should have had an emergency response plan too, but that is just another thing that they failed to sufficiently prepare.

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    9. Re:Should wait until the site is cross compatible by Xugumad · · Score: 1

      No, they should put up a 100% standards compliant website, and leave the browsers to sort it out amongst themselves. I do it, it doesn't take long if you actually know what you're doing. Learn the standard, write to it, run stuff through a validator and you're done.

      Instead, the people that put up the website over complicated matters, and in the progress broke it for everything except IE.

    10. Re:Should wait until the site is cross compatible by CKW · · Score: 1

      > There is a huge disaster recovery effort going on and they need to have things working as soon as possible

      I'm sorry, you think they whipped this website up AFTER the hurricane hit?

      "OMG a natural disaster, jee whizz - we need some system so affected people can file forms online with us, if only we had thought of this the last 50 small disasters..." :-)

      .

    11. Re:Should wait until the site is cross compatible by lucifig · · Score: 1

      No way, with Verizon out saving their day with their 4 wireless access points...oh wait...the 2 day trial is over? Where is that phone again?

    12. Re:Should wait until the site is cross compatible by ReformedExCon · · Score: 1

      My experience with FEMA has been that once the rescue operations are completed and the rebuilding phase has begun, that FEMA will set up "registration centers" where applicants can go to apply for aid.

      It's not the most efficient way, but it helps even those who don't own computers.

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    13. Re:Should wait until the site is cross compatible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why are you bending over backwards trying to explain this is just a minor oversight and a good-enough solution for now?

      Theres by now a couple of posters who explained to you that IE-only is NOT a stopgap. Its a choice, and not the easiest or fastest, and its surely not something that can happen when you throw a site together.

    14. Re:Should wait until the site is cross compatible by Asprin · · Score: 2, Insightful


      I call bullstuff.

      It's obvious from the short period of time FEMA has had to set up this registration site that the code behind it has been in development for some time. It's likely a standard set of pages and code that come from a template they developed, so they copy it over and change the names and database connection and they're site's up and running. The problem isn't that FEMA was caught having to react to a disaster - that's their job. The problem is that their solution and design were chosen without concern for the actual needs and capabilities of the people they are chartered to assist.

      Access isn't about Minority or not, the ADA still requires wheelchair accessible bathroom stalls and entryways regardless the microscopic percentage of your employees that actually need them.

      The bottom line is that there are probably a couple of guys who make decisions high up in the FEMA IT department who - for whatever reason - just don't understand the fact that not everyone "lives in a Microsoft world" with them.

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    15. Re:Should wait until the site is cross compatible by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      They should not put anything up until the site is 100% cross-browser compatible.

      This is called a straw man argument. No one asserted this except you. People are angry because a system that should be working and can easily be made to work was designed improperly and people who really need it to work are suffering as a result.

      What should be done about this? Well whomever was responsible for setting up this site in this manner (whether it was the developer or the manager's decision is unknown) should be asked to make a public apology, fired from their job, and blacklisted from ever developing a government funded site. After that and after any ensuing lawsuits are settled maybe other web developers will actually start doing the right thing.

    16. Re:Should wait until the site is cross compatible by FrankNputer · · Score: 1

      Even those who have an address in LA, AL, or MI are still in trouble...
      FYI, Mississippi is abbreviated MS. People in Michigan should be able to get their mail.

    17. Re:Should wait until the site is cross compatible by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      I don't know any details,

      Obviously.

      This is an application that was originally intended for use internally to FEMA and as IE is the 'Official' browser of the agency, it was designed to be used by that browser.

      This is not something that was "whipped up" when "speed was of the esence" so shoddy workmanship is inexcusable.

      This is an application that has been used internally at FEMA for more than a year.

      With their houses flooded or destroyed, those who had computers in the first place now don't have them (and don't have power either) and those who didn't have computers to begin with weren't going that route anyway.


      Congratulations, you have just joined the swelling ranks of dumbshits with an opinion and a method of expressing it, but apparently without the ability to think a thing through.

      Relief organizations are setting up kiosks with Linux and NON-IE browsers so that people affected by the hurricane can let loved ones know they are alive as well as register for FEMA assistance - Oh, wait, yuo can't register for FEMA assistance from a NON-IE browser. Oops! So instead of using crap hardware and an OS that supports it (and both FREE, not taking resources from the rescue and relief efforts) Newer hardware, higher quality hardware, SUPPORTED hardware is required, and a LICENSE needs to be purchased for the OS, and the OS in question is known to be compromised when connected to the internet IN LESS THAN 5 MINUTES, less time than is required to download the patches to allow the OS to survive for longer than that on the 'net.

      In addition, the donated hardware can be used with a LiveCD OS - Plug in the cabling, insert the CD, and power the machine. You have a working system with browser, email, everything when the machine finishes booting. with the OtherOS (Microsoft) you have to install, configure, download, etc.

      You mentioned that speed was of the essence here, so which is faster -

      1) install a CD and boot, or

      2) install an OS that requires multiple boots of
      the machine, then install the patches, then
      install IE, then configure everything.

      You were right in two things (as far as I can tell, you ONLY got three things right, though, the first was when you stated you didn't know any details) in your post.

      There is a whole lot of blame to go around here

      and

      Blame it on the management

      Repeat that last.

      Blame it on the management !!

      Blame it on the FEMA management for endorsing and even REQUIRING a closed source, PROPRIATARY software browser in the first place.

      As far as the victoms of the hurricane, I empathize with them, their whole world has been turned upside down and ripped apart. HOWEVER!!! I live in an area which gets tornados, and MY HOUSE HAS A BASEMENT, BATTERY POWERED RADIO, AND FLASHLIGHT (and other emergency gear). We routinely get snow here, AND MY HOUSE HAS A FURNACE. It can get hot here (over 100F) and I HAVE AN AIRCONDITIONER.Power occasionally goes out AND I HAVE A GENERATOR.

      My point is that there are unavoidable natural disasters, and some planning has to be done for 'what if'.

      Building next to the sea and below sea level (strike one, not very smart),
      next to a lake and below the lake level (strike two, not very smart),
      and next to a swamp but below the swamp water level (strike three, not very smart),
      in an area that is known to get hurricanes (strike four),
      with no plans or provisions to leave if a hurricane occures (strikes five and six),
      and no emergency supplies stockpiled in advance (strike seven),
      and not leaving when WARNED THAT A HURRICANE IS GOING TO STRIKE (strike eight)
      Is NOT condusive to engendering massive amounts of sympathy from me.

      Failure to plan on your/their part does not constitute an emerg

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    18. Re:Should wait until the site is cross compatible by jc42 · · Score: 1

      The bottom line is that there are probably a couple of guys who make decisions high up in the FEMA IT department who - for whatever reason - just don't understand the fact that not everyone "lives in a Microsoft world" with them.

      On the contrary, the evidence is that they understand this very well.

      Consider that the FEMA site gives an explicit message saying that your browser isn't IE and isn't supported. However, tests with firefox and opera sending an IE 6.0 id string shows that it works with them.

      Now, web servers don't send out such messages by accident. Someone has to write the code that tests the id string and generates such messages.

      So the only explanation here is that the FEMA people know very well that some of us use other browsers. Otherwise, why would they bother writing code to test for the browser type? And they explicitly block access by other browsers. They wouldn't do this if they didn't understand that people are going to use other browsers.

      If they were simply stupid and assume a Microsoft-only world, then their code wouldn't test for the browser type. Their site would just send pages to everyone, and some pages wouldn't work as well with non-IE browsers. But they actually spent time writing the code to exclude non-IE browsers. (Not very well, though. They apparently didn't know how easy it is to spoof the id string. ;-)

      No; they're a gang of Microsoft fanboys who have decided quite consciously to block non-IE access, and wrote code explicitly to do that. The evidence is all there.

      Personally, I wonder how much Microsoft paid them (i.e., paid selected FEMA managers) to do this. If you think this is cynical, well, yes it is, but it's based on knowledge of how government agencies work in the real world. If you're not cynical about this, you're naive.

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  26. Given MS's buyout of Claria... by Enlarged+to+Show+Tex · · Score: 1

    It appears that FEMA is requiring victims to make themselves vulnerable to Gator attacks in order to file a claim.

    Oh, wait. If they live in the bayou, they already are vulnerable...

  27. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Agree. I'm also pretty sure they have other things to do right now other than make cross-platform code. The author seems to have forgotten that.

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  28. Thread over! by Throwman · · Score: 2, Funny

    You win!

    1. Re:Thread over! by ottergoose · · Score: 1

      I agree. I tried a joke along the lines of "Educated rich Windows users..." but crap, that's really funny.

  29. whwere is the stupid part ... by mbaudis · · Score: 1

    a) stupid site programming, so that really nothing but IE6 works
    or
    b) stupid testing; other browsers would work just fine, but they don't want to know

    this is a 90% solution. fits into the picture, like to be happy that 90% (or whatever number) of the NO populace made it onto dry ground.

    apparently, not only the chain of command at the FEMA and above should be fired, but their developers, too.

  30. Wow. by The+AtomicPunk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's amazing, just a quick online form and they get a huge chunk of money I earned. I'm so glad the federal government decided to branch off into the free insurance business at my expense.

    1. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your house and everything you own is ever destroyed by an act of god and your insurance refuses to pay up, I hope you remember this.

    2. Re:Wow. by EzInKy · · Score: 1


      It's amazing, just a quick online form and they get a huge chunk of money I earned. I'm so glad the federal government decided to branch off into the free insurance business at my expense.


      It's not "free" insurance, the vast majority of those affected paid taxes too.

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    3. Re:Wow. by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      It's amazing, just a quick online form and they get a huge chunk of money I earned. I'm so glad the federal government decided to branch off into the free insurance business at my expense.
      This is to allow hardasses such as you, who obviously invest in insurance companies, to protect their investment by allowing insurance companies to stay in the black without causing a huge public backlash against insurance "industry".
    4. Re:Wow. by dhakbar · · Score: 1

      Oh, so you'd rather have hundreds of thousands of displaced poor and homeless people spread across the nation? You'd rather have our economy take a severe long-term hit that could have been lightened by some aid to the people who lost everything?

      Oh, and just let me remind you that bitching about suffering people being given money is TOTALLY punk rock, The AtomicPunk.

    5. Re:Wow. by Culture · · Score: 1

      Actually, this would be the best thing that ever happen to you. Juries hate bad-faith claims aginst insurance companies. As a participant in several such lawsuits, I would give you a 99% chance that you would retire after the jury returned their verdict. However, this is pretty much academic, as FEMA does not provide significant resources to those with insurance (they provide short-tem relief only). They request the insured to talk to their insurance companies. The big money is reserved for those without insurance. It sucks to lose your house, but it also sucks to pay for your homeowners insurance plus someone elses.

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    6. Re:Wow. by TerminaMorte · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think I'd rather have some of the money that's being spent on war being spent on the people of this country.
       
      But I'm crazy like that.

    7. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How you must suffer for all.

      You're a lot like Jesus.

    8. Re:Wow. by quarkscat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You have to be aware by now that George W. Bush and his neo-Con(artist) cohorts in the US Congress are not now, and have never been "conservatives" (in the classical definition.) What they are are died-in-the-wool national (corporate) socialist opportunists who are perfectly willing to create new crises, if only to find the profit in it.

      The term "penny wise and pound foolish" comes to mind regarding both the optional (and ill-advised, ill-timed, and poorly executed) war in Iraq, AND this administration's focus on reducing Federal expenditures on American infrastructure in favor of tax cuts to their cronies. Failure to spend $500 million USD in a timely manner on the levee system has resulted in a recovery & reconstruction effort that will ultimately cost $250 billion USD.

      While no price can be placed on the tragic loss of life in New Orleans and the Gulf Coast, you can be fairly certain that far more Democrats than Republicans expired. One subsidiary of Haliburton, KBR, has already snagged contracts from DHS/FEMA for recovery & reconstruction efforts even now. As the GOP might say "Always look for the silver lining ...".

    9. Re:Wow. by jjr1 · · Score: 1

      The parent is not the only person making similar arguments. http://www.slate.com/id/2125822/ and http://www.slate.com/?id=2125810&nav=tap1/

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  31. lawsuit by CaptainPinko · · Score: 1

    that rediculous. having such a lousy system must be neglingence or violate some accessiblity laws or something. this is the kind of piss poor design thast can't be tolerated.

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    1. Re:lawsuit by Picard102 · · Score: 1

      Ya, lets help FEMA do it's job worse saving people's lives over a browser issue.

  32. The bad old days by jimktrains · · Score: 1

    "Anyone who slaps a 'this page is best viewed with Browser X' label on a Web page appears to be yearning for the bad old days, before the Web, when you had very little chance of reading a document written on another computer, another word processor, or another network." - Tim Berners-Lee (in Technology Review, July 1996)

    It just sickens me whne people do this. At my company, I'm not alloud to even show my boss an idea if it doesn't work in at least 4 browsers... (IE and F must be 2 of them).

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  33. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by arkanes · · Score: 1

    This is incorrect, because the things you need to implement complex JavaScript validation are actually some of the few areas where there is a well implemented standard. Unless you decide, intentionally, to make your validation only work on IE because you want to use XML data islands or modal dialogs or any of the other slews of crap. But as long as you don't do that, and there's no good reason to, all you need to implement JavaScript validation is a W3C DOM implementation. And *maybe*, if it's very complicated, which this form is not, some AJAX techniques.

  34. Similarities? by bassgoonist · · Score: 1

    This is somewhat similar to a state regulation in Iowa that all government forms are only available in English. They are obviously too 'busy' or too cheap to hire someone who speaks spanish for the large hispanic population... and in this case their just too stupid to write a webpage that can work in both IE and real browsers.

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    1. Re:Similarities? by Bloodwine77 · · Score: 1

      That is comparing apples to oranges.

      I know if you want to get technical there is no official language in the U.S., but use some common sense ... if they can't speak English then they shouldn't even be given citizenship.

      If they are not a citizen then they shouldn't be catered to (at least as far as government forms as concerned.

      Just imagine how much tax monies we'd save it we went English-only.

      This story is about lazy and/or stupid web programmers. You NEVER trust the client for validation and CAPTCHA can easily be done cross-browser. Hell, I'm amazed that the government can even use CAPTCHA due to discrimination against people with disabilities.

    2. Re:Similarities? by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      No. No, it's not.

      Historic, de facto, quasi-official language of the land vs. one browser which briefly supplanted another through questionable means.

      Furthermore once you have site A in language B
      it is much easier to test it in browsers C, D and F (i.e; the same person with the same skill set ought to be able to do it) than it is to translate the whole damn thing (which also presupposes a decent planned structure in the first place). Otherwise you'd end up with things like "Ich ben ein Berliner".

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    3. Re:Similarities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do not have to pay a private company to speak english. You do have to pay a private company money for the "privalege" of having IE on your computer. The government should not require it's citizens to buy software from someone in order to access it's services. Think of it this way, what if the government suddenly said you have to own a Ford to drive on the interstate highway system? (Yes, it's exaggerated but I think it's a fair compairison.)

    4. Re:Similarities? by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      This is somewhat similar to a state regulation in Iowa that all government forms are only available in English

      Yes, in that they are both stupid.

      All forms SHOULD be AT LEAST available in English. Other languages should be an option if demand is high enough and/or the price is set high enough to cover the cost.

      In the FEMA case, creating a website TO THE CURRENT HTML STANDARDS would insure that ALL the web browsers would work for that site. EXTRA EFFORT IS REQUIRED TO BREAK THE STANDARDS TO MAKE THE SITE USEABLE BY IE6. ONLY.

      FEMA had to spend extra money, time, and effort to break the site sufficiently so that IE6.0 was required - actually, spoofing the browser allows most of the site to be viewed to a point; I have not tried to progress past that to see if the site has any mechanism that actually is broken under other browsers.

      If the site doesn't actually need something that is non-standards-compliant in IE6 then not allowing other browsers is stupid and should be penalized, while if something in the site DOES require IE6 then that is just stupid and short sighted - inexcusable in an agency that is charged with PLANNING AHEAD for emergencies - and should be penalized.

      /humor/
        They are obviously too 'busy' or too cheap to hire someone who speaks spanish for the large hispanic population... and in this case their[sic] just too stupid to write a webpage that can work in both IE and real browsers.

      I didn't realize it was the large hispanic population of Iowa who had writeen the FEMA web page. I take back most of what I said as I would not want to be labeled anti-Iowaian-hispanic!
      /endhumor/

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    5. Re:Similarities? by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 1

      Hmm. Why stop at requiring a particular language for citizenship?

  35. Re:Virtual PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Easy Change your Browsers reported User-Agent and tell Fema to suck it.

  36. Microsoft at it again! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I sincerely have to say MS must have a big hand in FEMA's pocket. Dont tell me that far superior browsers cant do the job.

  37. Re:Virtual PC by ChrisF79 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Exactly, now read the sentence from the summary. "if you survived the hurricane and are a Mac, Linux or Firefox user you cannot file a claim online." That is blatantly incorrect, as you pointed out from the article. Just a poorly worded article and and an even worse summary in my opinion.

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  38. And this a problem How? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    90% of the users out there have windows with IE not to mention if your filing a claim most likely your pc and/or house just got flooded or blown away and on top of that yous till have the option of calling it in if you still have phone service.

    1. Re:And this a problem How? by SumDog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because a lot of users will be at libraries trying to file their claim on public computers which are probably not running IE6 and will probably be running Win98

    2. Re:And this a problem How? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Because a lot of users will be at libraries trying to file their claim on public computers which are probably not running IE6 and will probably be running Win98

      Actually, for someone who is somewhat computer savvy, this wouldn't be that bad of a situation. Windows 98 can run IE6, and since everyone is an admin on Windows 98 that means you should be able to run Windows update. The only problems would be bandwidth and those pesky librarians.

      However, something still needs to be done for those people stuck in a library that's running a bunch of crappy old iMacs or something.

  39. Costs of buying Windows by dekropisvol · · Score: 1

    I hope you can claim the costs of buying Windows. When you can't, type the claim in your favorite editor and post it :D

  40. Phone mails formto 'registered address' UNDERWATER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you can't use anything but WIN IE and there's a captcha just in case your visually impaired - but hey you can phone...
    Xeni de BoingBoinghttp://www.boingboing.net/2005/09/06/fem a_to_mac_linux_us.html blogs that when you try to register by phone an automatic voice says it will send a form out to your registered address ...i.e. UNDERWATER.

    Boing Boing report (link above) that OPERA or any modern browser works so long as it spoofs that it is IE6.

    FEMA, more like FUBAR

  41. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you've ever tried programming javascript for client side error checking of complex forms, you know that standards are very non-existant in the internet world.

    You shouldn't use clientsided checking, as the golden rule in web developing is that you can't trust the client, EVER. Clientsided checking should only be used as a convenience for the user (save the user a trip to the server and back because he forgot to fill in something), not for anything serious. You have to check input at the server script anyway, so why not allow non-javascript browsers?

  42. Annoying thing is by LarsWestergren · · Score: 3, Insightful

    9 times out of 10 when sites demand that you use IE, it works fine with other browsers as well and the check is completely unneccessary. Just damn lazy site creators who assume it will take a lot of resources and time to verify that the site works with other browers.

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    1. Re:Annoying thing is by glug101 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that testing process is killer. Downloading Firefox takes, what, 5 minutes on any kind of internet connection you would use in web developement. Installing it can be done after your government mandated 10 min break.

    2. Re:Annoying thing is by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      Hell, there are web based checks that will check against Opera, FireFox, IE of various flavors, Safari, Konqorer and more...

      You don't even have to install software!

      http://www.browsercam.com/ for a commercial service.

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    3. Re:Annoying thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then there are sites that deliberately add more javascript to the page to force people to use IE, even when the useragent is masking that information.

      Here's one that worked against Mozilla:
      if (navigator.plugins > 0) alert('Use IE')

  43. /. it by valentyn · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now we Linux and Mac users from all over the world can try to test the site. That will at least help stress the servers to the point that simply no one will be able to file their requests.

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    1. Re:/. it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How in the FUCK did this modded up so high?

      You want to take down a server that is meant to help people in despair?

      What an asshole.....

      -1, Troll

    2. Re:/. it by TheKubrix · · Score: 1

      WTF?

      Regardless of what you may feel about the technology they used, FEMA is trying to help people and even joking about taking down a site that is meant to HELP PEOPLE IN TROUBLE is fucked up,....

      I agree with the AC, you ARE an asshole.......

    3. Re:/. it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This faggot isn't even from the US, so naturally he doesn't give a FUCK about a site that is mean to help americans.

  44. Re:The problem by symbolic · · Score: 3, Informative


    This just one of a growing number of complaints against the FEMA. It's so bad that some are calling for its director, Micheal Brown, to be fired. Apparently, he's had problems in prior positions as well, as described HERE

    Also, to address your point, I'm guessing that people will be filing their claims OUTSIDE of those areas.

  45. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by onosendai · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm sorry, but that's not just true anymore. It's what I do, every day - and where JS/Client side scripting was hellish in the late 90's there are plenty of examples of complex and mature javascript driven apps. Claiming that it's all too hard is the easy way out, there are standards, they are supported, widely amongst modern clients and it's just lazy to say, "screw it, we'll make it work in IE and nothing else".

    You should also never be mandating error checking of complex forms on the client side because you can't control the client-side. If it's complex enough that you can't reliably deploy it in JS, you should be writing that logic into the server side code.

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  46. Daffy says ... by CaptDeuce · · Score: 1
    When reached Tuesday afternoon, a FEMA spokeswoman said they were aware of the problem and had passed it along to their tech guys to try to resolve the issue. The spokeswoman I spoke with declined to venture a guess on when the problem might be solved, however.

    I'll let Daffy speak for me.

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  47. User Agent Swithcer let me in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used the user agent swithcer extension with firefox. Switched it to IE 6 and was able to get to the registration form and fill out some info before quiting.

  48. Re:Virtual PC by m4dm4n · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think in the end you're probably better off just using the telephone. They're more likely to understand technology thats been around for more than 100 years.

    "MS-Internet" is confusing to them.

  49. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They should be doing the validaton on the server anyways...

  50. In other news FEMA missed the cluetrain by salesgeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is an example of what happens when you remove the public from participation in routine activites. One reason the gov't especially on public information systems should invite citizens to give them feedback is to prevent this kind of problem: people with older computers can't file. (this is a much bigger problem than Mac/Linux)

    Back in the day, FEMA was drilled and had a civilian function though the Civil Defense program. FEMA was well drilled and practiced at large scale disasters because it was busy preparing to deal with what happens after a massive nuclear strike. In the 80s much of FEMAs prepositioned assets were sold off (as opposed to updated) - handy stuff like surgical kits, sealed ready for action truck-in hospitals, pre-built emergency clinics, ready to go tent towns and prepositioned ration reserves. I bought some stuff at a local government auction when it happened, too (nice tents, cots, surgical kits make nice fly tying tools).

    The cold war era FEMA would have easily handled this disaster. The military commad structure would not have been nearly so worried about waiting for approval from a clueless governor or a mayor who was stuck in a location with limited communication capacity. Sometimes it is better to ask forgiveness from the politicians than the public.

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    1. Re:In other news FEMA missed the cluetrain by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      people with older computers can't file. (this is a much bigger problem than Mac/Linux)

      The funny thing about it is that every black person I've ever known with a new computer had an Apple. And I've yet to meet a poor person with the latest computer operating system, Apple *or* Windows.

      So I guess they're SOL.

      -Eric

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    2. Re:In other news FEMA missed the cluetrain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      worried about waiting for approval from a clueless governor or a mayor who was stuck in a location with limited communication capacity


      In case you aren't speaking just generally here--this are the folks who were trying to get the Federal government to help well before the hurricane hit, back when it was Category 2.

      According to the Bush administrations own documents and policy papers (National Response Plan, anyone?) FEMA, Bush, and his cabinet--they had every ounce of authority they needed after the 29th or so, when the White House official response to the Governor's requests saidthat it was an "Incident of National Significance".

      But now they're claiming that they only got that authority after Katrina made landfall? fact. Bull!
      http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/artic le/2005/08/31/AR2005083102020.html
  51. What Do You Expect? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    After all, this is a major branch of the Federal Government being run by a political hack whose main experience is running the National Arabian Horse Association.

    1. Re:What Do You Expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a ridiculous statement. If you don't like his qualifications, get mad at congress who confirmed him. They didn't raise any concerns, and some even said they felt that was a very beneficial qualification.

    2. Re:What Do You Expect? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      That's a ridiculous statement. If you don't like his qualifications, get mad at congress who confirmed him. They didn't raise any concerns, and some even said they felt that was a very beneficial qualification.

      So what is this, some sort of nouveau government lack-of-accountability thing? - incompetent people aren't responsible for the havoc they wreak, because, after all, someone hired them?

      In this case there is PLENTY of blame to go around. The whole lot - anyone who voted to confirm him, the nominator, anyone who supported the nomination and of course the subject himself should be tarred, feathered and run out of town on a rail after spending a few weeks bagging ripened bodies in the Gulf Coast.

      Also any government official in a position of responsibility in disaster planning or response who stands up and makes ridiculous statements like the events weren't forseen or forseable gets the same treatment.

  52. MOD PARENT UP by 93,000 · · Score: 0

    Exactly right.

  53. FEMA demands? by joshsnow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "FEMA Demands Use of IE"

    Is this FEMA demanding? Or an ignorant IT services supplier supplying a solution which only works on the IE6 platform? Or (horror of horrors) is this system an in-house job?

    Maybe FEMA need to revist their IT procurement strategy - if they have one.

    In a situation like this, I would have thought that every effort would be made to make the application process accessible to everybody.

    1. Re:FEMA demands? by Secrity · · Score: 1

      Is this FEMA demanding? Or an ignorant IT services supplier supplying a solution which only works on the IE6 platform? Or (horror of horrors) is this system an in-house job?

      In any case it is FEMA demanding that only IE6 be used. It doesn't matter who wrote the "solution", it is FEMA that needs to answer for this arrogance.

    2. Re:FEMA demands? by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      Maybe FEMA need to revist their IT procurement strategy - if they have one.

      I don't think strategy is really FEMA's strong suite.

      -Eric

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    3. Re:FEMA demands? by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      Parent pretty close to got it.

      This web site was originally an in-house job FOR IN-HOUSE USE ONLY, and FEMA policy is to only use IE, so they never had to see if it worked on any other browser. Testing on other browsers was to have happened later this year/early next year, but the site was rolled out early due to the disaster.

      I don't think it is arrogance (they were trying to get the tool available because something like it was needed despite KNOWING that there had not been sufficient testing of the current app.) that needs to be answered for, I think it is the 'M$ only' policy that needs to be answered for.

      If the agency had been using non-propriatory software, I would like to think the site would have been writen to the current HTML standards, not the non-standards-compliant IE HTML 'standard' and would then be available to all browsers INCLUDING IE.

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  54. Re:No more IE please by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1


    Try using Firefox with the User Agent Switcher installed and set to IE6.

    Odds are fair to good that the only reason you can't connect to a given site is because a line of code explicitly denies all browsers except IE6.

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  55. First hand experience. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Having endured very similar circumstances, last year with hurricane Ivan, I can tell you that cell phones worked a month before any land lines or internet.

    I can also tell you that the people waist deep in this disaster really appreciate the media and Slashdot slashdotting the FEMA site right when they need it the most. But, at least you worthless bastards are doing your part by whining about their choice of browser, stuff that really matters! The browser debate was really important to me when I had no water or electricity for a month!

    1. Re:First hand experience. by suitepotato · · Score: 1

      I can also tell you that the people waist deep in this disaster really appreciate the media and Slashdot slashdotting the FEMA site right when they need it the most. But, at least you worthless bastards are doing your part by whining about their choice of browser, stuff that really matters! The browser debate was really important to me when I had no water or electricity for a month!

      I for one would like to say that had I mod points today and were you not posting as AC, I'd mod you up in a heartbeat. You make an excellent point.

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    2. Re:First hand experience. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Errr...what happens if your only net-capable machine is a Mac? Is it a case of being a worthless, whining bastard for not buying MS ?

    3. Re:First hand experience. by NMerriam · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Having endured very similar circumstances, last year with hurricane Ivan, I can tell you that cell phones worked a month before any land lines or internet.

      The difference being, you were in the area where the disaster occurred and dealing with the damaged infrastructure. The people from Katrina are not sitting around New Orleans trying to fill out FEMA forms online, they are 600 miles away in Texas, Alabama, etc, where electricity, phones and computers are available to them.

      Those computers are all old, donated systems from corporations looking for a tax break. Those computers do NOT have dual Xeon processors and Windows XP with IE 6 on them, they're old Pentiums and PIIs running windows 98/IE5 and that sort of thing. God forbid Wal*Mart should donate a bunch of new $400 Linspire computers to the Red Cross thinking they can actually be any help.

      You wait in line for the computers, you wait in line for the phones, but hopefully everyone can get their stuff done. If you say "oh, none of the computers work with any of the forms you need to resume your life as a human being", then blammo, you just made everybody wait twice as long for the phone.

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    4. Re:First hand experience. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      move out of the hurricane zone you idiot?

    5. Re:First hand experience. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would think this would make it *more* important. When I'm in disaster-recovery-mode, I want to f*#@!ing get in contact with people who can help, not dork around with computer incompatibilities.

    6. Re:First hand experience. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used a handheld to access the web for most daily personal tasks. It doesn't do javascript. It could work..but they've taken steps that fail badly.

  56. MS monopoly by aroundsomewhere · · Score: 0

    Sounds like one monopoly enabling another.

  57. Unless they've suspended it by tizzyD · · Score: 1

    ADA should apply to any web site the government puts together that cannot be declared protected in this War on Terrorism. But then, we all know that the terrorists hate our way of life, so they will hate us helping each other. Thus, I expect rampant attacks to start any day now. Not like the good old American criminals setting up bogus contribution sites, no, these attacks will be merciless. They will fill out forms for dead people, moo ha ha ha!

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    1. Re:Unless they've suspended it by karnal · · Score: 1

      moo ha ha ha!

      Did I just hear a cow laugh in this thread?

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  58. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by cortana · · Score: 1

    Actually, as I understand it, if you try to register by telephone, it arranges for FEMA to mail you a form to your home address... ...something tells me the mail might not get through to New Orleans addresses for a while...

  59. Re:FEMA's web portal design is the least of our pr by GreatBunzinni · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That isn't the issue. The issue is that FEMA created a website for people to file claims and because if it's poor, incompetent and idiotic design (according to reports, the page works great with the IE user agent), people are barred from accessing that functionality. That's the problem. No one is advocating that the FEMA people stop all operations so that they can focus on fixing the site.

    When a public institution sets up a service with the tax payer's money for the tax payers to use and in the end there are clients which *UNNECESSARILY* can't access the service, that is just plain incompetence.

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  60. No, no, no by Monoman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is exactly why I posted to Ask Slashdot (rejected) to ask what everyone thought about putting together some type of generic system for disaster victims.

    Disasters may be the worst time for requiring proprietary systems.

    There has been some discussion on isc.sans.org about the Red Cross needing IT volunteers to develop their system.

    My idea is that most of us have extra stuff laying around that could easily be used with a customized Knoppix type CD (no HD keeps the cost down and the system intact up). The systems could be used to get shelters online (some corp can provide the circuit for Internet access). On the backend there could be a DB for victims.

    Also, a lot of these people have lost EVERYTHING. A barebones computer that gets them online is better than no computer at all.

    And what better way to introduce more people the world without MS.

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  61. STOP WHINING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    They're offering a telephone number..... so who gives a rat's ass ... fill in the form on someones PC... it's an emergency!!!! DUH!!!!

      Non-MS users quite probably have access to printers, faxes, postboxes and probably telephones as well.... maybe they even have pens too (shock, horror).

    The way things are going Americans are soon gonna be complaining because their government didn't wipe their asses properly (or in time). What happened to individual responsibilty? Get a grip!

    In Sudan women have been gang-raped and seen thier entire families cut to death. Do you think they would give a flying F$#% if they couldn't fill in their "Compensation for having my entire life fucked up" form in Opera, Firefox, Netscape, Lynx or any other dumb-ass browser???

    Get some perspective people.

    1. Re:STOP WHINING! by jp10558 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is going to be redundant, but the issue is this: People have lost their possessions. So likely don't have computers.

      The phone service will only mail you forms to your home address, either being useless as they don't have mail service or an address to deliver to, or delaying their movement through the system for no reason.

      The alternative is the web based form, however, in the shelters the only computers available are donated ones. Many of these do not have WindowsXP installed, and even if they did, the disaster workers are using putting in a standard Knoppix boot to greatly simplify administration and such. Not to mention avoid license issues.

      So they cannot access the forms this way either, again needlessly delaying their progress. This is forcing many people to wait until the disaster is over, and FEMA gets around to placing kiosks where people can go to sign up.

      Not only is this inefficient for FEMA, but it's stupid to make people in a shelter with a computer and internet access unable to fill out the forms NOW.

      By requireing IE6 - FEMA is saying that people need to donate new computers or ones with paid up licenses (and how does one do that anyway? Lots of red tape) vs giving any functional hardware from the last 12 years or so and a non legally encumbered CD the aid workers can pop-in.

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    2. Re:STOP WHINING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How sad. Listen to yourself:

      "Do your research!" What? On the website of the place that just fscked up? Not likely! -laugh-

      What, you honestly think they're going to say 'zomg we fscked upzorz plz frgive us plz?'!!' Where were you born again and who's your closest relative so I can put you both out of your misery?

      In addition, you're talking about an extension of a political wing. When has an extension of a political wing EVER NOT tried to cover it's ass by presenting ALL the good news and NONE of the bad news? Examples, please!

      However, given information currently supplied on both ends [because I like to look at ALL types of news, you know, I'm radical that way] FEMA still has not got those up and is currently having severe problems doing so.

      In addition, those computers set up are currently malfunctioning or are not working at all on their web servers, and the mail service is -still- not up. This is TRUE source because I just so happen to have a relative who's in the damned dome right now.

      And my BEST point: The reason why the don't work online is because someone decided to be lazy. Unacceptable. Cut, print, and send it out; this story is covered.

      So. How about YOU stop whining and get a grip on reality? This isn't Candyland, this is 'go get me my paycheck and cover your arse' Corporo-politica centric America.

  62. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by bpbond · · Score: 0, Troll

    Oh, boo fucking hoo. I know basically nothing about "programming javascript for client-side error checking of complex forms," but I bet there are other options. Lots of other organizations and companies seem to accomplish this task, using browser-agnostic methods (server-side checking...).

    Sorry, I file this under "FEMA, Incompetence of, Further Examples."

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  63. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by BusterB · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, I'm sure that they have their web developer out in a helicopter right now scanning for survivors. Give me a break. Someone is paid to maintain and support this website, and he or she is not doing his job well.

  64. Crap. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If your code is REMOTELY standards compliant then it'll pretty much work on every browser. You have to really lock yourself into Active X and .Net before you run into true incompatibility, which means you have to decide from the start to use a platform that you know is imprefectly supported.

    If this was a business, fine, who cares. But this is a disaster relief agency funded by taxpayer dollars, and they goddamn well better have a site that can be viewed by all citizens who need to view it.

    Just part and parcel with the rest of their collossal incompetence during the current distaster.

    And don't tell me they have better things to do; I haven't seen 'em do hardly anything yet. They could have used the week after the hurricane, when they were sitting around with their thumbs up their asses while everyone else was doing their job for them to at least make a webpage that could at least be viewed by the people who're still using older versions of IE!

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    1. Re:Crap. by justin12345 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "If your code is REMOTELY standards compliant then it'll pretty much work on every browser."

      Yeah, every browser except IE.

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    2. Re:Crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Yeah, every browser except IE.

      And that would be just right... installing Firefox on anything above a Swatch is a minute's work with the mouse. Who needs IE anyway.

  65. A new low for Slashdot. by mattgreen · · Score: 1, Insightful

    What the hell? There are people struggling to survive, who have lost almost everything in their lives, and somehow we're supposed to be up in arms over the fact that you have to use Internet Explorer to access the FEMA site. Never mind the fact that most people who would be filing don't even have computers right now! I despise how people take advantage of disasters so they can further their own petty agendas and point fingers elsewhere.

    Really, there is more to life than your choice in an operating system, and events such as this one should be more than a sufficient reminder.

    1. Re:A new low for Slashdot. by Monoman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't think anyone has lost focus to the fact that there are bigger problems.

      Having said that, the whole situation is bringing other issues to light as well. Requiring IE (6 or later) is just stupid and puts up another hurdle for some of the people seeking assistance.

      This is the type of system that should be designed to conform to industry standards and the lowest common denominator. After a disaster we shouldn't be picky. Maybe all the "good" PCs got destroyed.

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    2. Re:A new low for Slashdot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OH GOD, WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!

      Holy shit, man, get off your self-righteous high horse, take some fucking Midol, and read up on Section 508 compliance for government websites.

      The fact that assistance to disabled people, who happen to choose to use the website to file, could possibly be hampered because of this is a serious problem despite how you apparently are to turn this into nerds furthering their holy wars.

    3. Re:A new low for Slashdot. by zippity8 · · Score: 1

      While I appreciate that you're looking at the bigger picture, bear in mind that this is an accessibility issue, not a "choice of browser" issue.

      I've been following the part-15.org mailing list, and one of the issues is that donated computers (to be used as kiosks) was originally thought to REQUIRE windows - thereby leading to the licensing issues.

      The great part is that there's a reported workaround for it. All that you need is a browser extension that identifies itself as IE6 (Firefox User Agent Switching extension, or Opera, which identifies itself as IE6 by default).
      * This was not tested by myself, the site was overloaded yesterday

    4. Re:A new low for Slashdot. by NtroP · · Score: 1
      This is the type of system that should be designed to conform to industry standards and the lowest common denominator.
      I thought IE was the lowest common dominator ! ? !
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    5. Re:A new low for Slashdot. by booyabazooka · · Score: 1

      As it has been said before: Slashdot is focused on technology issues. If you want to talk about how people's lives were ruined, perhaps you could take the discussion to some forum which isn't supposed to be dedicated to a specific topic. Slashdot, however, is.

      If every discussion could shot down by the fact that more important things exist, we wouldn't talk about anything, except maybe religion, and the end of the world. "What the hell? We're all going to die some day, we don't know precisely who God is yet, and somehow we're supposed to be up in arms over one earthly hurricane?"

      Not everything has to be of life-and-death importance in order to merit concern.

    6. Re:A new low for Slashdot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a critical issue, because many, many people need to get their claims filed. I have two relatives who need their claims filed, and they have no land line to do so, their cellular service is too unreliable right now to wait on hold. I only run Linux machines at home, with an old Win95 machine with IE5, and I could not file their claims online. Luckily I have access to IE6 at work, but this is a simple form web app. It should run on any browser, especially considering those who need access the most really don't have a choice of platform and browser to do so. They may be borrowing an old machine at a relative's house, or using a public terminal somewhere.

      Also, the FEMA phone system is hopeless. You have to listen to english and spanish notices, then a long, drawn-out Privacy Act disclaimer, then you are told that all lines are busy, please call again later.

      This is not just OS warz... computers have finally grown up to the point where they are involved in real life-and-death situations, like the phone system or electricity, but clearly the standards maturity has not been reached yet. This claim process may mean the difference between financial ruin or prosperity for many people, so the FEMA site should allow the maximum number of people to access it.

    7. Re:A new low for Slashdot. by dR.fuZZo · · Score: 1

      What the hell? There are people struggling to survive, who have lost almost everything in their lives, and somehow we're supposed to be up in arms over the fact that you have to use Internet Explorer to access the FEMA site.

      There's a lot of news, horrific and otherwise, coming out of the Katrina disaster. I read about it on a number of websites. I do not expect to see most of that news here on Slashdot. Government agencies designing websites to only work with one browser, however, is the sort of thing I expect to read about here.

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    8. Re:A new low for Slashdot. by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      Why does everyone keep saying that the survivors don't have access to computers? Don't you guys realize that most of these people have LEFT the area?

      They're not sitting in flooded houses with no electricity, they're sitting in evacuee centers where phones and computers are being made available (along with food, water, clothes, etc).

      I know folks like to joke about Texas, but really we've had indoor plumbing, electricity and computers for several years now and we ARE making them available to the tens of thousands of folks from the affected areas for exactly this kind of use. Throwing one more hurdle in their way is not making it any easier.

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    9. Re:A new low for Slashdot. by PintoPiman · · Score: 1
      You know, if this were a "news for disaster response personnel and enthusiasts," we would probably be discussing the disaster response. If it were a site for storm chasers, we would be discussing the storm.

      This is however a site for geeks and nerds. Some of us (myself included) make a living in the specialized area of web application design and coding. We are uniquely capable of and interested in examining that sort thing. This is of interest to us, so we discuss it.

      Telling us that there is more to life than choosing an operating system is moot. It's like going to a cooking site and telling them that there's more to life than choosing good cutlery. This site concerns itself with the choice of operating systems and browsers. Further it concerns itself with the choices (good and bad) made by software developers.

      Returning to the matter at hand, this probably is a minor issue in the list of FEMA's screw-ups. Although we're still in the fog of war, it looks like the folks at FEMA with more important job titles than "Web Application Developer" were no more competant than the code monkeys that we are criticizing. Then again, I'm a developer not an expert in disaster response. I'll stick to what I know...

      Anyway, how is this "a new low?" We're here to discuss technical stuff and we're discussing technical stuff. That's what we come here for. A bunch of people found a case of extreme stupidity in an area where they are uniquely capable of detecting extreme stupidity. They then brought the matter to a place explicitly designated for discussing such things and discussed it with others who share their interest. More power to them.

      /. is not, does not claim to be and should not be in the business of providing perspective or balanced news. There are more than enough other places on the 'net that take care of that niche.

  66. FEMA pages developed with Dreamweaver by ralphart · · Score: 1

    Did a quick check of the source...it appears that at least the front page was developed using Macromedia Dreamweaver--there are the tell-tale signs of Dreamweaver javascript code embedded in page. Not to bash DW or anything, but...

    1. Re:FEMA pages developed with Dreamweaver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DreamWeaver can set browser compatibility properly so that IE and other browsers could handle the page. It's the person who's running DreamWeaver who incorrectly specified IE-only.

  67. TINFOIL HAT POST!!! by DenDave · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can see it already..

    Download Microsoft Vote(tm) for the next election!
    Anyone without a Genuine Advantage Entitled Windows XP Service pack 2 must either upgrade or not be able to register to vote. Available also for Windows MobileXP.

    From the EULA ... User accepts pre-defined choices in the following categories.... ... User declines the right to recall.... ... User hereby waives right to request a recount.... ... User will be registered to vote in a state of Microsoft's chosing as needs require....

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    Miles and miles away, in the White House....

    *computer*
    Good morning mister president
    *POTUS*
    Good morning computer, what are my orders today?

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  68. Assuming those people have their computers still by Picard102 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    OMG! Only 90% of the people are going to be able to file a claim online! Assuming those people didn't have their computers destroyed in the flood.

  69. Re:Virtual PC by dsginter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What if you're running virtual PC on a mac?

    That whooshing sound was you missing the point entirely.

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  70. How I figure this will all go down by ReformedExCon · · Score: 1

    Once the rescue effort has completed and the effort shifts to rebuilding, FEMA will set up several "registration sites" to which people can show up and fill out these forms. That's been my experience with them in the past.

    These people don't have power, so computers are almost completely out of the question.

    I'm surprised that there didn't seem to be any CD activity at all during and after this disaster. Surely New Orleans has a Civil Defense department. They were probably just overwhelmed with lack of preparation and funding, as you say.

    Anyway, hopefully New Orleans can get back to some semblance of normalcy before too long.

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  71. And to think... by rabbot · · Score: 1

    I was going to make FEMA king of the winter carnival.

  72. Or call. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The or "call ....." should ring a bell.

  73. Nice work /. by md17 · · Score: 1


    And now let's /. the form so that no one can use it for the next 24 hours!

  74. Re:FEMA's web portal design is the least of our pr by Gruneun · · Score: 1

    I only had to read through 10-15 relatively inane comments before I got to some common sense. Thank you. You made my day.

    Somehow, I can't picture a guy whose clothes are still stained and wet, hasn't eaten a decent meal in a week, can't find his wife and kids, and no longer has a house to go back to, is going to give a shit that he can't use his favorite open-source browser.

  75. 50 Billion.. by SlashDread · · Score: 1

    funding, and they STILL cant find a decent web designer?
    Yeah, sounds like FEMA alright.

    perhaps they should outsource to India, not for the cheap labor, mind you, but for the superior educations.

    1. Re:50 Billion.. by glug101 · · Score: 1

      Ouch... the truth hurts that much that I felt it over the internet.

  76. Stop the whining people by retrovince · · Score: 1

    The pettiness regarding this entire non-issue sickens me. I encourage my fellow Slashdotters to use any browser and donate to redcross.org.

  77. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by elrous0 · · Score: 1
    Well, they had four days last week when they were just sitting on their asses. They couldn't have done it then?

    -Eric

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  78. Who brought their PC by hanshotfirst · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't most people have left their PC at home during the evacuation? I would expect most people working on an online filing are using some wide-open public access terminal in their place of refuge anyway.

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  79. Why software is an exception by timothy · · Score: 1

    Except for actual anarchists (which I'm not), we agree that there should be some form(s) of government in the world, even if we vastly disagree about governments' proper scope and place. That being so, we'd probably at least mostly agree that governments, however constituted, are going to need *things* to operate, whether its a meeting tent and some whiteboards or a new set of smoke signals. The modern, bloated, greedy U.S. government needs a *lot* of things, and this being (largely) a market economy, the government generally buys stuff on the (largely) open market, and that includes the operating systems for most government employees' personal computers.

    In the U.S., too, the government is formulated as subordinate to and responsible to the citizens; it does not exist *by right,* but nominally by consent.

    Unlike when the government buys (or, this case, requires its citizens to use) a particular believed-good brand of folding chair, disposable coffee cup or helicopter, when it buys closed-source software, it in some ways invites known, knowable dangers, and in others simply fails to maximize the use of the money it has borrowed from taxpayers to spend on their behalf and for their benefit.

    The dangers (at least some of them) are obvious: ask a group of computer users whether they've ever lost time or money to malicious software installed against their will on their own system or someone else's; odds are that most such losses are thanks to malware targeting Microsoft systems. That's not Microsoft's fault, exactly, but it's reality.

    If it's released with a liberal license and source code -- whichever exact formulation you prefer for those things -- software for personal computers, unlike the chair, cup, or 'copter, can be reused at low cost, and modified or improved (or simply used) by anyone with a computer and the skill to do so. By requiring software that runs on only one company's computer operating system (here, Microsoft's), the government is robbing some of the market's potential for efficiency, an ever more glaring misstep as the price of an "adequate" personal computer's hardware drops in relation to the cost of Microsoft's operating systems. Please don't blame this on the "free" part of the free market; this is the government failing to take advantage of the free market.

    Imagine a privately donated computer kiosk carried by pickup truck from community to community just for people to apply for FEMA relief; what percentage of the cost of such a hardware setup should be paid to a favored government supplier simply because FEMA has locked themselves into a single-supplier system? The answer is None.

    timothy

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  80. Send them a nice, polite response by teslatug · · Score: 1

    Send them a nice, polite response at FEMAOPA@dhs.gov
    And I am not being sarcastic when I say nice. It doesn't help anyone to start cussing at them.

  81. People on Ground Registering People by SumDog · · Score: 1

    I was listening to NPR today. FEMA has ground personel going door to door and registering people for relif. Most people in the affected areas don't even have electrticity and just now got water, although it's not drinkable. Hopfully by the time people can actually file their claims online, they'll fix this.

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  83. Re:FEMA's web portal design is the least of our pr by elrous0 · · Score: 1
    that is just plain incompetence

    WHAT?!? FEMA incompetent?!?!? Surely not!

    -Eric

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  84. Good to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    with those truckloads of dollars ($6.4b/2003) in funding they couldn't afford to spend 10-30k on a website that works

    your Tax dollars at work..or not

  85. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by Errtu76 · · Score: 1

    You have an excellent point; if online is not an option for you, use pen and paper.

    However, i don't quite agree on your last sentence. I'm not a web developer, but i can create a page (with a form even) that can be used by any popular browser.

  86. Web kiosks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sucks for the Katrina web kiosk project, which is using Linux: http://desktoplinux.com/news/NS4984662030.html

    Seeing the computer use at the public library here in Baton Rouge, most of the people are using them to fill out FEMA forms or register for unemployment.

    If the kiosks can't be used to fill out FEMA information, that's quite a blow. As for the poster who mentioned mailing in a FEMA request, you're talking about a major delay in getting any kind of response.

  87. Red Cross -also- incompetent by webrunner · · Score: 1

    I was collecting donations (mostly in american money) to send to the Red Cross.

    On the 1st of September, I donated some of my own money, and it worked. I could select Nova Scotia, Canada as my address.

    However, sometime this week the Red Cross changed their site, and now the form doesn't support Canada. Sure, you can select "Canada", but the State list only lists all of US's states and colonies and has two "Intl:" selections- one for Far East and one for Europe. It says if you're Itnl to use Europe (why didn't thye just make it "Rest Of The World?), but there's still no place to put Nova Scotia, and I need that for my credit card info.

    I had to go through redcross.ca which required calculating how much money it actually is and invariably getting it wrong.

    I'm trying to help here, but like about half the american web they seem to think the world is the united states+other continents, forgetting the existance of two other countries in the same continent as them.

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    1. Re:Red Cross -also- incompetent by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Just donate through Amazon.com.

  88. and Linux ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if Mac is for Democrates and Commis i dont want to know who you think linux is for.

    1. Re:and Linux ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Socialists!

  89. Re:FEMA's web portal design is the least of our pr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Isn't the FEMA web portal a way of helping people?

    If not, why are they wasting resources doing it at all?

    If so, why are they reducing the number of people they help by doing a half baked job of it?

    They've put resources into the web portal, so it must be important and important to do it properly.

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  91. FEMA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For every idiot that blames FEMA for all the problems down there, have you even started to look at yourself and what you could do? And don't tell me you donated 10 dollars to the relief effort so your duty is done. People's first reaction to everything is bitching at the government for once would someone stop complaining and actually do something meaningful to help.

  92. What about the ADA? by Asprin · · Score: 1


    IANAL (blah, blah), but shouldn't the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) have something to say about this? Seems to me that limiting choice is the last thing the federal government ought to be caught doing, especially if there are specific plugins & features in alternate browsers that provide access to the web (for disabled individuals) that isn't available with IE.

    Also, I bet judge Kotar-Kotelly would love to hear about this.

    /Yeah, that last line was probably a cheap shot.
    //No, I don't really think there's anything she can really do about it anyway.

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  93. Re:MOD UP by Angostura · · Score: 1

    Or the contractor said "we can get it up and running with 2 days it it is IE-only. Testing cross-browsers will take 4 days.

    "Get it up quick" said FEMA.

    Wrong call?

    This is clearly speculation, however...

  94. what we need now by Alien54 · · Score: 4, Funny
    is for Microsoft to release a version update, say to 6.2, that would automatically install through auto-update, and break on the site.

    As they say, not FEMAs fault

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  95. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by Bogtha · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you've ever tried programming javascript for client side error checking of complex forms, you know that standards are very non-existant in the internet world.

    Client-side error checking is an optional extra. It's not necessary. The only things that are necessary to take information down from people are standard HTML forms that work in any browser.

    Cross-browser client-side validation isn't exactly rocket surgery either though. Checking field values in anything more recent than Netscape 4.0 is essentially identical.

    It's near impossible to cater a web app to every single flavor of every browser for every OS.

    No, it's not. It's difficult to do so if you want to incorporate fancy extras like animation, complex styling, dynamic page sections, etc, but none of that kind of thing is needed for a government website intended to take down peoples details. All they need are standard HTML forms with cookies to maintain state - things that have been working reliably in common browsers for a decade or so.

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  96. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Contrary to popular /. belief, organizations that contain more than one person are in fact capable of doing more than one thing at the same time.

  97. Like right now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, if the site didn't work in FIrefox, that'd be a valid concern. But, according to all the other comments here, I'm getting the impression that the site works under Firefox if you use the User Agent Switcher. I could care less if they don't want anyone using Firefox because the site doesn't work in Firefox. But the only reason it doesn't work in Firefox is because they're explicitly blocking everything except IE6.

    1. Re:Like right now? by ReformedExCon · · Score: 1

      First off, I absolutely agree with you.

      But can you really be so quick as to say that the site works 100% in Firefox? From the other comments it sounds like people are able to access the site by changing their UserAgent, but I doubt anyone's actually tried to fill out the application form and submit it (such would be fraud, and fraud is bad) as a test.

      I don't know what kind of problem the system has. Maybe there is no problem. But putting aside the fact that they didn't design it for cross compatibility in the first place, isn't it better that they tell you up front that your browser isn't going to work rather than you filling out the form only to find that for whatever reason you can't submit it or the form gets corrupted or any other bug which would cause you to have completely wasted your time?

      Better to say "IE6 works, use it. Other browsers not supported" than to say "use Firefox at your own risk". At least then you know the requirements.

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  98. The sad part of it being reported here... by wowwser · · Score: 1

    Now the site will get slashdotted and now one will be able to get to it.

  99. How does this matter? by Oz0ne · · Score: 1

    If you survived hurricane katrina and need to file a FEMA claim, the likelyhood that you have a working PC (or at least access to it) is pretty low. Most people that will NEED FEMA aid are going to be filing via PAPER or PHONE, probably with assistance from their shetler.

    These claims aren't for frivolity. If you have a working computer and have access to it, you don't need to file. If you didn't have other insurance and are not in a dire situation then it's really on you to repair.

    1. Re:How does this matter? by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      First, I admire your low ID.

      Second, you wrote five sentences and got four of them wrong.

      If you survived hurricane katrina and need to file a FEMA claim, the likelyhood that you have a working PC (or at least access to it) is pretty low.

      Relief operations are working on getting kiosks up and running and computer access in shelters so that people can communicate to their loved ones that they are still alive as well as providing access to other functions including access to FEMA forms and registration.

      Access to running computers should be fairly common either now or Real Soon Now.

      In addition, many fled when the hurricane was known to be hitting the area. Those people ARE NOT NECESSARLY IN N.O. and quite probably either brought a laptop with them or have access to computers where ever they are. They still need the FEMA access.

      Most people that will NEED FEMA aid are going to be filing via PAPER or PHONE, probably with assistance from their shetler[sic].

      While many (perhaps even most) will be filing via paper, the phone call is only to get the forms MAILED TO YOUR (UNDERWATER/BLOWN AWAY) HOME. In fact there are postings telling of being on hold for extended periods only to reach a recording telling the caller that they can go online to get the information! In addition, there are efforts under way to get computer access in the shelters, so haveing a website that is accessable would be a good option, at least in my opinion...

      These claims aren't for frivolity.

      Correct. People should not be trying to see if their browser can access the site if they don't have a claim.

      If you have a working computer and have access to it, you don't need to file.

      Wrong in general. See my comments above about how people can need to file AND have access to a working computer.

      If you didn't have other insurance and are not in a dire situation then it's really on you to repair.

      This is wrong as written, but I am not sure it was written as you wanted. If you DO have other insurance and are not in dire staits, then you probably should not be taking time and energy from FEMA right now.

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    2. Re:How does this matter? by ArtStone · · Score: 1

      If people are accessing the FEMA web site from a kiosk set up for that purpose, the chances that the kiosk is running an incompatible browser should be zero.

      Another poster described this as a potentially life threatening issue. Oh, the drama here on slashdot. If a person has 1) Electricity, 2) A working computer, 3) a phone line or broadband connection, 4) enough computer literacy to run a computer - they are hardly still in a life threatening situation.

      The biggest red flag I see is - they took a FEMA *internal* call center application, and opened it up for direct internet access.

      Prediction: Within a week you will see the headline "FEMA applicants have personal data exposed on the internet"...

      Or perhaps a more benign "FEMA receives 374 million applications for relief help from Asia and Eastern Europe"

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  100. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Informative

    something tells me the mail might not get through to New Orleans addresses for a while...

    Something like this, perhaps.

  101. Re:Virtual PC by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1
    if you survived the hurricane and are a Mac, Linux or Firefox user you cannot file a claim online." That is blatantly incorrect, as you pointed out from the article.

    If you're running a copy of Windows in a VM on Linux or a Mac, you're no longer just a Mac or Linux user. You're a Windows user. And you will have shell out ~$80 to get a valid copy of Windows.

    The statement isn't "blatantly incorrect". It's only incorrect under your pedantically literal interpretation. Of course any Turing-complete system can be made to emulate any other such system. That's not the point.

  102. Re:FEMA's web portal design is the least of our pr by jkrise · · Score: 1

    It's not like the FEMA has to be designing a better web portal NOW, after the storm. The very purpose of FEMA is to handle emergencies... and looks like they've gone out of their way to screw up non-IE users.

    Too bad.

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  103. Re:FEMA's web portal design is the least of our pr by mmynsted · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You imply that making the form perform well for non-IE6 web browsers would have required more resources than making it perform well for only IE6.
    A multi-browser interface requires a different design, not necessarily a more expensive one.
    It was likely more a case of FEMA doing a poor job of anticipating the needs of their customers.
    If it was important enough for FEMA to spend resources to create an online form, it should have been important enough to take into account how people would likely access the form.

  104. Working fine in Opera 7 by cgenman · · Score: 4, Informative

    Seems to work fine in opera 7 so long as you Identify as MSIE 6.0. No problem with the capcha or anything.

    Of course, I didn't finish the registration process fully, so I can't say for sure. But it looks like the broweser banning is just a choice on their part rather than a technical limitation.

  105. Dear FEMA by demon · · Score: 1

    Dear FEMA:

    Stop whoring for Unca Bill. It's disgusting.

    XOXO

    American Geeks

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  107. Re:Virtual PC by lxs · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think in the end you're probably better off just using the telephone

    --krrrr click--Thank you for calling FEMA, we regret to inform you that since you're using a Nokia mobile phone, we cannot connect you to an operator, please switch to a Motorola cellphone to make full use of our services. -bzzz- Have a nice day. --bleep--

  108. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I honestly hope you are not a web developer seeing as how you have absolutely no clue how design/development works.

    It isnt difficult to make it cross platform, and basically if you code to the standard most browsers will work, then you just modify a bit here and there so that IE will now work.

    it isnt a big deal.

    and it just goes to show how truely incompetent a lot of developers are.

  109. Where do I download a Windows PC? by Orrin+Bloquy · · Score: 1

    Just askin'.

    Seriously, as a 6+ year web developer for a state university, we managed complex JavaScript solutions which were platform agnostic.

    But more importantly, we designed sites that didn't rely on JS to be functional. We recently had to ditch a plan to make a database vendor's page look like it was inside our core site because WebFeat's code capuchins decided they needed to dynamically generate the entire content from an array client-side using JS (apparently XSLT is unknown there). When we requested that they generate HTML we could include into our framework using Perl SSIs, their answer was that because the form used JS validation, logically the entire form had to be generated with JS.

    No one's arguing that FEMA isn't busy or that there aren't other massive fuckups on FEMA's part which dwarf a browser compatibility issue. But this is Slashdot, and this is what we bitch about here.

    This is a dumbshit situation.

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  110. Party like its 1999 by shoptroll · · Score: 1

    I see that Anti-Trust suit was real effective...

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  111. Oh god. by agentdunken · · Score: 0

    Nice to know the government uses Windows. You know how scary that is??? VERY SCARY!!!!1

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  112. The target audience doesn't care by xplenumx · · Score: 3, Insightful

    For Pete's sake - let's cut the propaganda for once. I've been helping out at the Dallas convention center for the past five days and I can tell you first and that, for the people I've encountered anyway, they have very, very limited computer skills. Most of them were very poor prior to Katrina and owning a computer was never truly an option. It's not like they're sitting there, pulling out their self-built box, and saying "Ah shit - Damn FEMA for forcing me to install IE". I'd be shocked if more than a handful have even heard of Linux or Firefox, nevermind using it. The people that are affected by FEMA's choice certainly have the skills, knowledge, and ability to handle this very, very minor situation. The rest of us, quite frankly, don't really care.

    1. Re:The target audience doesn't care by MasterPoof · · Score: 1

      Seriously, there is a time and place for picking browswer fights... this isnt one of them. Bitching about being forced to use IE in the face of a national disaster is petty and shallow. Thousands of people are dead and you're complaining about this ?

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    2. Re:The target audience doesn't care by pohl · · Score: 1

      From reading the Ars Technica thread about this yesterday, I think you misunderstand the audience that raised this issue: relief workers who are trying to quickly set up cheap kiosks with donated hardware. The 'target audience' would not care, I agree...but getting a brand new Dell with a valid XP license in front of them is a lot more difficult than booting up a linux live CD with Firefox on it. It is the relief workers who are frustrated by this limitation, not the refugees.

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    3. Re:The target audience doesn't care by malkavian · · Score: 1

      I think you just about hit the nail on the head with the "Rest of us, quite frankly, don't really care" bit. Nobody should ever have to care about what browser they use. Most people don't have the skills to know what's needed, and what on earth the returned error messages are from sites.

      It's the job of people in Disaster Recovery roles to ensure that people don't have to care. Whatever tools are available to help the people caught out by this should be able to work, no questions asked. The system should bend over backwards to accomodate them.

      While slashdotting the FEMA servers isn't a good idea (I avoided going anywhere near them), the sending of a few mails to them to point out the error of their ways is a good move. Their Developers won't be on the front line helping out directly; they'll be in the office keeping the systems working. And they need to know there's a flaw in their system.

      Once they fix it, it'll be as it should. Nobody will then care about what browser they use. And all is as it should be.

      I would like to, politely, disagree with your take that everyone using a non-MS browser will have the skills to change back and know what it's all about. I know a goodly number of non-techs that now use linux. And those on Windows now use Mozilla (because that's what the systems have been set up with, by whoever did installs). Whole businesses remove IE from the desktop because it's a security hole. Not everyone using systems has the know how to get IE working if it's not immediately shown.

      In any given disaster, you have absolutely no idea of what tools will be on hand to any given individual. So you have to spend the large part of your time making sure that just about anything that could feasibly help someone in the time of greatest need will work as they expect. First time. With no configuration needed.

      It's not so much the "Damn FEMA for forcing me to install IE" that's the issue.. I honestly couldn't give a rats about IE vs. All other browsers. Like you, I'd want a system that just plain worked with whatever I pointed at it. When you've just lost home, possessions, and everything, the last thing you want to worry about is access to a particular type of computer. If you escaped to someone else's place, and all they could get hold of was a ten year old machine with a 9600 modem, you'd want the damn thing to work right on a site that was supposed to be there for you in a disaster.

      Personally, I'd be highly offended if said site then turned round to me and said "Sorry, upgrade you system, or install a new operating system if you want to access this text information and send us the simple information". And upset.

      All that aside.. You have my respect for being there, and putting your hand in on the practical side, and just doing things. People who move in and help their fellow man just because they can are more part of every solution than any given technical solution or government controlled department. Helping out and keeping people alive there does more good than all the posts to ./ in a lifetime ever will.

    4. Re:The target audience doesn't care by dtjohnson · · Score: 1

      Get a clue!! Your "target audience" could be ANY of us. Everyone in the destruction zone was affected by Katrina, not just the people you worked with at the Dallas convention center, and everyone needs access to the FEMA site, not just the poor and not just the folks at the Dallas convention center. If you were on the receiving end of a Katrina-scale disaster, you would lose some of the arrogance that seems to be leading you to the conclusion that it can't happen to YOU.

    5. Re:The target audience doesn't care by Rikkochet · · Score: 1
      Am I to understand that they are requiring internet registration for a disaster relief process when they can't even get internet voting to become a viable reality?

      Why aren't they handing out forms? Why aren't there people with clipboards or PDAs helping people?

      Seems to me when you've got a huge displaced population, mostly poor, probably many illiterate, you want human on human (I know that concept makes the bureaucracy creak unsettlingly) interaction, not a dumb web form.

      What's the advantage? Speed? They still need to be processed, and I could probably fill out the papers for a mortgage in the time it takes to load a browser and submit/get response on a suffering old 486.

    6. Re:The target audience doesn't care by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      I feel your pain, and I am going to send you a LiveCD that will, when put into almost any computer with a CD drive and available internet access and the machine booted, give you access to federal aid - a browser and email application that, if you have internet access will let you contact FEMA and start the process of rebuilding your life.

      Oh, wait a minute, the FEMA website requires IE6 running on an OS that can run IE6, which requires licensing fees and hardware advanced enough to run that OS.

      Never mind.

      Everyone that might have gotten a head start on rebuilding, sorry about that.

      The agency charged with helping you has put ARTIFICIAL ROADBLOCKS IN THE WAY.

      Sorry about that, but try to have a nice day anyway.

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    7. Re:The target audience doesn't care by gazzer · · Score: 1

      I suspect that yes, disabled people who have lost their homes are complaining about this. This is nothing to do with a browser fight. It's about a government organisation being competent enough to make a website built to Web Standards. When government agencies publish books no doubt they use a spell checker so that the words they write conform to standard way of writing the language. Why should a website be any different. Standards exist for a reason. They are easy to implement. They make the site work better.

  113. Re:FEMA's web portal design is the least of our pr by pomakis · · Score: 1
    Somehow, I can't picture a guy whose clothes are still stained and wet, hasn't eaten a decent meal in a week, can't find his wife and kids, and no longer has a house to go back to, is going to give a shit that he can't use his favorite open-source browser.

    This isn't about open-source browsers or favourite browsers. It's about unnecessary incompatibility. Picture this poor guy walking (through the water, if you want a melodramatic scene) to the nearest library so that he can take care of these things, only to have this FEMA web page come up that says "sorry, we don't support this browser". Perhaps the library is using Linux boxes with the Firefox browser. Okay, so he gives his friend a phone call and trudges several blocks to his friends house to try it there. His friend has a Mac. "Sorry, we don't support this browser". This person is being seriously inconvenienced! If there were a reason for this inconvenience, such as actual browser capability, then it would be understandable. But the whole point of this thread is that there's no reason for this inconvenience. All it does is make life just a little bit harder for those whose lives are hard enough already.

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  115. Re:FEMA's web portal design is the least of our pr by XorNand · · Score: 1

    I've heard of several attempts of people setting up "Internet islands" using cheap hardware and FOSS near refugee encampments. The intention is to facilitate communication to their loved ones across the country. For even the technologically inclined, these are the only functional PCs they have access too.

    If the vast majority of these people can only use Firefox or Konq at the moment, how good is this decision?

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  116. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by rograndom · · Score: 1

    FEMA is required by law to make their site accessable to people with disabilities. Demanding that the all visitors to the site must use IE6 with javascript is in direct violation of that law. It's not "impossible" is "lazy" and "irrresponsible".

    And if you try to file a claim by phone they will only send the paper work to your address, and if you're filing because of Katrina, your home probably doesn't exist anymore. There's going be enough lawsuits due to this to bankrupt the whole agency.

  117. Legal requirements by neo0983 · · Score: 0

    Government websites are required to be standards compliant. By requiring a particular browser type and above a certain version is not standards complient.

  118. Re:FEMA's web portal design is the least of our pr by Monoman · · Score: 1

    No one is saying FEMA should stop what they are doing to fix the issue.

    They are pointing it out because maybe it can be EASILY fixed by someone who gets paid to fix those things anyway. Some geek at FEMA maybe reading /. right now and taking action.

    When a disaster hits FEMA doens't send all of their employees to the site.

    Some of you people act like the Katrina victims are still in the dome. Many (not all, maybe most) of the Katrina victims are now in shelters, relatives homes, hotels, and are working on filing paperwork with FEMA.

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  119. Give them a feedback : femawebmaster@dhs.gov by uomolinux · · Score: 1

    Maybe it could help them understand that IE is not the only browser out there.

  120. Not one of you is actually affected by this by tacodealer · · Score: 0
    Why are any of you even commenting on this? Not a single one of you were even affected directly by the hurricane, otherwise you wouldn't have time to sit around on your asses making idiotic commentary about the evil Microsoft browser requirement. I'm pretty sure if someone who needed to file a claim even had access to a computer, they probably wouldn't give a shit if they had to run IE, they'd just want their damn money so they could move on with their lives.

    Just quit it already, this whining about IE isn't becoming to half of you that normally have decent posts.

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    1. Re:Not one of you is actually affected by this by shumacher · · Score: 1

      There are two pine trees on my house. From the storm, troll.

      Most of the people from the affected area have lots of time. They evacuated. That's right, the majority evacuated. They don't have jobs to go back to. They don't have money to make a vacation of it. Even if they did, the wiser are saving their money in fear that their evacuation will become permanent. They're sitting in their hotel rooms watching CNN and speed dialing FEMA and their insurance company.

      FEMA doesn't have the people to handle the call volume. The phone system is broken here, and most calls don't go through. Many of the calls that reach FEMA are disconnected. FEMA requires IE6. IE6 requires a fairly recent version of windows. That requires a somewhat late model x86-ish PC.

      No Mac, no *nix.

      Now, I evacuated to the home of a family member. She owns a nice little iMac. Pleasant machine. Well kept. OS X 10.2. There is no IE 6 for this.

      When I finally got a friend to set up their XP machine for a VNC session, I found that the web forms were painfully simple. They set things up so that tabbing wasn't required for forms with a known length, f-key navigation selects page elements, caps are forced and a disabled text box shows context help for the active form element.

      Slick, but not really needed. Most people on the internet know how to use a form.

  121. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ya' know, over 10 years ago, when I was programming devices you would consider computers (not the embedded devices I do now), I was able to produce code which would run on DOZENS of unique hardware/OS combinations. Often, it required little more than having the source tree available, and typing make.

    10 years ago. Dozens of unique platforms. What's funny, is when I say anything about cross-platform these days, the current crop of 'proffessionals' can only think of different versions of that pile-of-poo-OS. And yet, now the next generation of web-monkeys, when given the potential to not have to worry about hardware/OS issues, can't manage what was 'state of the practice' 10 fucking years ago.

    I do have to thank the OP'er though. For the last few years, I've been running on what turns out to be a gross assumptions. I've been feeling the incompetance in the (what passes for) tech sector was in the management (and to some extent marketting) areas. It's now apparent ignorance and even outright stupidity (which, contrary to a common razor, is not mutually exclusive to malice) is present throughtout all the industry. Thank you, again.

  122. The text is wrong or was wrong... by Comatose51 · · Score: 5, Informative
    Opera and Netscape don't work either.

    That's not true. Opera works. I spent last weekend volunteering at the Reunion Arena shelter in Dallas. We booted one machine with Knoppix because the Windows install was bad. Mozilla and Konquerer failed to load the page correctly. So I downloaded Opera and it worked. Unless FEMA have gone out of their way to eliminate Opera, you should be able to register with Opera. In other words, there is nothing on that page that Opera cannot handle. We've registered a few hundred people already and a few with Opera.

    The stupid site really ticks me off. Even with IE you will have problems. I think they did the stupid thing in ASP. Every stupid action you take requires exchange of states between you and the server. If you click before that's complete it will give you and error and you might have to start all over. There was nothing on that page that could not have been done with simple HTML

    BTW, yesterday was the first day FEMA started working fully in Dallas. Their computers couldn't network properly so they had to take over OUR PCs to register people by doing exactly the same thing we've been doing. Not only that, they only want those computers, which do not belong to them, to be used only for FEMA registration. In the words of a FEMA worker, "People need money not email or Internet." That would be great if they all knew where the family was or our government was competent enough to provide them with that information. Unfortunately, most people have to look for their family on their own on the Internet.

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    1. Re:The text is wrong or was wrong... by dema · · Score: 1

      So I downloaded Opera and it worked. Unless FEMA have gone out of their way to eliminate Opera, you should be able to register with Opera. In other words, there is nothing on that page that Opera cannot handle. We've registered a few hundred people already and a few with Opera.

      It would seem that is because Opera identifies itself as IE7 OOB. I've heard from people who claim to have used the form by switching their UA strings to look like IE7.

    2. Re:The text is wrong or was wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Every stupid action you take requires exchange of states between you and the server.

      That's how ASP and ASP.Net works. It sends simple javascript-powered version to IE and dumbed down bloat to every other browser.

      C# is pretty nice, but for uberlame implementation of ASP WebForms someone should be executed.

    3. Re:The text is wrong or was wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Opera by default says that it is MSIE. Check it out. Try setting it to report that it is Opera and see how well it works.

  123. Poster is an idiot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Javascript is standard now... more or less.

    Let me guess, your one of the idiots who develop these shitty sites.

  124. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not like they can't ride the bus... they just can't ride at the front.

  125. misleading title by fred+ugly · · Score: 1

    Should read: FEMA Demands Use of IE Or Telephone To File Katrina Claims

  126. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Likewise I've heard that people who contact FEMA to file a disaster relief claim (not just food and water) are told they will have to make their claim at the New Orleans office.

  127. Laptops running latest Windows in emergency packs? by Secrity · · Score: 1

    Great, does this mean that the laptops in our emergency packs have to be replaced that that they run the latest verion of MS Windows?

  128. System Requirements for Katrina 1.0 by Spencerian · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    To participate in this tragedy your computer must also meet the following tragic specifications:

    Internet Explorer 6

    Or you can opt out of online filing and complete one of the following:

    >Completing a claim form and sending it by US Mail. (Please wait 6-8 weeks for delivery)
    >Shooting yourself (Please allow 6-8 nanoseconds for bullet delivery)

    The upcoming Katrina 2.0 enhances the disaster experience by mythological proportions:

    >Fire
    >Locusts
    >Lakes of blood
    >Frogs
    >A greatly expanded FEMA bureaucracy

    Get yours today...before it gets you!

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  129. George Bush IS a mac user... by ChePibe · · Score: 2, Informative

    George W. Bush IS himself a mac user.

    Which means he'd better fire the FEMA director for this one... as a fellow Mac using Republican, I would expect no less! Either that, or beat him with his iPod.

  130. Safari seems to work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Enable the Debug menu and change the User Agent to IE 6.0.

  131. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by mshiltonj · · Score: 1

    I completely understand why they would only want people using IE to register, especially if they didn't have much of a tech support staff. It's near impossible to cater a web app to every single flavor of every browser for every OS.

    Screw that. How about just supporting three browsers and the three most widely used OSes? How about not blocking access based on the UserAgent header?

    If they don't have "much of a tech support staff" -- then maybe they should write simple forms that work without jumping through browser-specific hoops. HTML forms have been around a while. The simple stuff is just that -- simple.

    And it ain't *that* hard to write JS form validation for the three main browsers.

    Pardon my french, but the parent post is bullshit.

  132. there ought to be a law... by drwho · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There ought to be a law that says that all government web pages are standards-compliant and do not call for users to use a specific company's product to use them.

    Why people like the FSF aren't out there pursuing this instead of trying to ram political stuff into GPLV3, is what I want to know.

    1. Re:there ought to be a law... by oglueck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You can not fix broken brains with new laws.

    2. Re:there ought to be a law... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      But you can force compliance.

      You get a policy maker to make the change, the people making the change don't need to use thre brains, just impliement policy.

      Also, most agencies ARE mandated to stick to standards(even if they don't know it) and it probably would take mush of a push to get them to change.

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    3. Re:there ought to be a law... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There might be a law if enough concerned citizens write their government leaders. Here is a letter template for this very issue. Copy, paste, edit, send, and repeat.

      http://narnia.dnsalias.org/freegovernment/

      The site also includes some research and related links.

  133. somebody THINK OF THE CHILDREN ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    welcome to Slashdot, news for nerds, where we discuss technology issues, digital products and their impact on society and culture, i think you want CNN if you want to read about FEMA's human resources and aid distribution logistics

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  134. Please e-mail the web master by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please do your part and E-mail the fema webmaster to let him know his website is broken.

    femawebmaster@dhs.gov

  135. Great work, Slashdot by XO · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In the middle of the largest disaster ever to befall the country, Slashdot goes and performs the Slashdot effect upon the website that takes claims.

    Good work and foresight, there, editors.

    And, you don't HAVE to Have IE 6 with JS enabled to file a claim. You could just use a TELEPHONE.

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    1. Re:Great work, Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The phone number automatically sends the claim to your home addy.

      Not much use when your home was swept away, dink.

      This thing is totally and utterly useless.

    2. Re:Great work, Slashdot by XO · · Score: 1

      did you call it and check? and what about cell phones? what if you call from a pay phone? boggle.

      Think before you respond, dork.

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    3. Re:Great work, Slashdot by gowen · · Score: 1
      the largest disaster ever to befall the country
      Many, many, many Indian Tribes (including several extinct ones) would like to politely dissent from this sentiment.
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    4. Re:Great work, Slashdot by krunk7 · · Score: 1

      I've been trying to register by phone for a week now and get nothing but busy signals. My friend just got in by getting up at 4:45 every day and repeat dialing. (my phone doesn't have that function).

      I still haven't registered for FEMA. I got ahold of an XP machine for a brief period and the javascript errored out right at the submit page.

      So, if you want to register for FEMA relief in a timely manner, yes you DO HAVE to have IE 6 with JS enabled.

      And let's not forget that registering in a timely manner is what it's all about when we're talking disaster relief.

    5. Re:Great work, Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      did you call it and check? and what about cell phones? what if you call from a pay phone? boggle.

      Yes. And those are questions that FEMA needs to address, not I.

    6. Re:Great work, Slashdot by jonfr · · Score: 1

      Telefone is pretty useless for the pepole in New Orleans right now. But if they want to use the internet, they have to use IE6. Here is the offical FEMA "Technical Requirements".

      This is clearly stated on there page. See below.

      "The Online registration requires Microsoft's Internet Explorer 6.0 or above. If you do not have Internet Explorer 6.0 or higher, you may still be able to access the Individual Assistance Center where you can check the status of your application and update your information."

      Speaking about kissing Microsoft butt.

    7. Re:Great work, Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't file a claim over the phone. The telephone number gets you set up to receive the forms you need to fill out in order to file a claim. To receive the forms: FEMA requires a home mailing address. How many evacuees have home mailing addresses right now? Not very many.

      So, you do have to have IE 6 with JS enabled to file a claim, or a home mailing address. You can't just use a telephone.

    8. Re:Great work, Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't matter if you make the call with some string and two cans you DORK... the verification info you put in (your SSN) sets the packet up to be sent to your home address. What the hell makes you think calling from a payphone or a cell phone has a damned thing to do with it?

    9. Re:Great work, Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That wasn't the country in question though. Same geographical region, but not the USA. The original statement still stands, regardless of what you think of what happened before the USA was founded.

  136. Too bad - evil Bill Gates is behind this by SilentReallySilentUs · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Now c'mon guys. It is really nasty to nitpick on FEMA in this moment. So you expect them to make their site cross browser compliant, when there are more important things like saving lives. And I just don't understand how guys here have the time and enthusiasm to check out little things on the site in browsers like Opera. It is a shame really. The site gives a phone number and a place to download IE if you don't have it. So who cares? Is the site really going to cause inconvinience to anyone needing the site?

    Besides why don't you guys blame the browsers and W3C to agree on common standards instead of whining about FEMA? Why on earth is Opera so different and offers a crazy way to change the User Agent?

    Folks keep blaming Microsoft for adding non-standard extensions to IE. But think about things like XMLHTTPRequest, just because MS saw its use long back today we are experiencing some nice interactive websites. If Firefox had to copy it why didn't they simply make it work the same way it was working in IE? Why their own request and way of handling errors? And what is W3C doing? Why couln't the 100s of "experts" preparing tomes at w3c not anticipate such a simple thing?

    This cross-browser is such a unrewarding drain of development time. I wonder how much of combined development time has been spent on this artificially generated problem, solving which provides zero gain to the users.

  137. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That cuts out everyone running Linux or the Mac operating systems, as well as Windows users running alternate browsers such as Firefox or Opera.

    Dont forget all of the poor people who dont have computers or who lost their computers in the flodding.

  138. Turing-completeness by dusik · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But, to continue the pedantic trend, the systems in question aren't truly Turing-complete.

    They've got finite memory, don't they? ;)

  139. Isn't FEMA a Federal Government Agency? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought that all Fed websites had to comply with Section 508 for accessability. That means that all it's going to take is ONE blind guy trying to file a claim, not being able to, and the people at FEMA can go to pound-me-in-the-ass Club Fed...

    Why couldn't they just use something that didn't require IE as a solution? Ummm, maybe, I don't know - just a wild guess here - but HTML FORMS?

  140. You insensitive clod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are *all* bush voiting mac users!

  141. Re:FEMA's web portal design is the least of our pr by Gruneun · · Score: 1

    "I'm sure FEMA's web developer is out there in a helicopter looking for survivors right now

    There's a distinct possibility that this guy is standing in a soup kitchen somewhere slinging food or handing out supplies.

    Or, the web developer normally has a lot on his plate that got even more complicated with the requirement of a high visibility, disaster-specific site. His boss probably paged him and said, "Get something up ASAP. It doesn't have to be perfect. Just get as much done as fast as you can."

    Could it be better? Yes.

    Is it working for the vast majority of people? Yes.

    Is it a reasonable response in this amount of time? Yes, I think so.

  142. Re:FEMA's web portal design is the least of our pr by nolife · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Your logic is seriously flawed. First of all, FEMA is a COORDINATOR of emergency services. This includes coordination at all levels from first aid and plucking from roof tops to getting people the information and help they need to get longer term assistance and aid across different agencies. FEMA is not providing helicopters, money or food directly. Again, they are cordinating emergency responders. Not every one of the million or so people effected by the storm in the area is at the same point or condition. You can not wait and devote every resource (including your contracted web developer like you suggest) until every single person is out of the city before you start working with the people that are already out. The emergency response is a parallel effort, not serial. Many people are at the next level and need to apply for assistance now. There is an artifical barrier in place that may make the application harder or more difficult for some people. I agree that FEMA is all jacked right now though.

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  143. it's not rocket science by cahiha · · Score: 1

    If you've ever tried programming javascript for client side error checking of complex forms, you know that standards are very non-existant in the internet world.

    Even if you are incapable of figuring out how to do cross-platform forms validation in JavaScript, there is a very simple choice: don't do forms validation in JavaScript at all, do it server-side.

    It's near impossible to cater a web app to every single flavor of every browser for every OS.

    Maybe you should go back to flipping hamburgers.

  144. Overall poor handling by Moo+Moo+Cow+of+Death · · Score: 1

    Overall the government has done a poor job of handling things the past DECADE or so. I'm surprised that people are surprised over such a minor lack in incompetancy as this when we've had things such as invisible WOD and politicians blithly flinging money at corporations they have a pretty close tie with.

    What I'm MORE surprised at is that people haven't really fought back...like with guns.

  145. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by aquabat · · Score: 1
    FEMA is required by law to make their site accessable to people with disabilities.

    Well, technically, one could consider an IE user as having a disability. therefore, the designer of this sight was probably making section 508 their top priority, with the intent of going back later and making the site available to the "normals".

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  146. Works fine in Crossover/Wine w IE on Linux by gov_coder · · Score: 1

    As I mentioned when I filed this story yesterday - but was REJECTED. Probably for the best, because it would have looked odd given my handle (gov_coder).

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  147. Wonder if it works with AMD's PIC by pls2917 · · Score: 1

    I hope it's compatible with AMD's PIC devices:

    http://www.amd.com/us-en/Corporate/VirtualPressRoo m/0,,51_104_543~100901,00.html

    Which have been distributed to the shelters

  148. Re:FEMA's web portal design is the least of our pr by hey · · Score: 1

    Are you suggesting that the nerd who made this website should be hauling sandbags and treating injuries?!

  149. The Joke's On Us by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else read these Federal government screwup stories and wonder "I don't remember buying _The Onion_ today..."?

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  150. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by Xugumad · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Client-side error checking is an optional extra. It's not necessary. The only things that are necessary to take information down from people are standard HTML forms that work in any browser.

    In particular, a lot of people use client-side error checking instead of server side, for which they should be taken outside and shot. Client side error checking is a nice thing so the user doesn't waste a form submission, but is not a replacement for properly validating user input.

    Sorry, just fed up with everyone who knows Visual Basic and/or what the <script> tag does calling themselves a web application developer.
  151. Woman calls FEMA and gets runaround by dieScheisse · · Score: 5, Informative

    Just to add to this story...I was listening to a local talk radio station on my way home from work yesterday. They played an interview with a woman who was extremely frustrated, almost to the point of tears, with FEMA and their apparent lack of knowledge on the situation of people displaced by Katrina.

    She called them in order to make a claim and they asked her for her address so they could send her the required paperwork (not sure HOW she called them). She told them she no longer had an address as her home no longer existed. They then asked for her home phone number so they could call her back...she again informned them she no longer had a home. They then asked for her cell phone number. She again told them there was no cell phone service where she is located. They then asked her for her fax number...then her email address....you get the picture.

    FEMA's motto must be "Let's make it hard for people to get the support they need."

    Is FEMA living in a hole, in a cave, in the middle of a desert or what?

    1. Re:Woman calls FEMA and gets runaround by RexRhino · · Score: 1

      Do you remember as a kid reading books about dinosours? Remember the largest of those huge, monsterous dinosours (things like a Brontosaurous). They were so large that nearly all their time was spent eating, just to provide enough energy for it to continue living. It had to live in swamps and water because it was so heavy that it could barely stand on its own. It required so much resources that it was locked in to a certain ecologic nitch, and the slightest change could have disasterous effects.

      Also, being a Slashdot reader, you much know a little bit about programing. So you know that the bigger the software project, the more source code and the greater the complexity, the more difficult it is to debug and the more resources that are required just to manage the project and the source code, and the harder it is to make secure. Finally, things get so big, bloated, complicated, and unmanagable, and you have Microsoft Windows.

      That is true for all dynamic systems in the universe. The larger and more complicated a system is, the more resources it takes just to fight entropy.

      People forget that yes, even the most sacred and revered holy institution in our culture, the government, must obey the laws of the Universe. While most people have absolute faith in the omnipotence of the state, things like complexity and entrophy effect the government just like anything else.

      And so, when you create a vast huge complex government beurocracy like FEMA (and FEMA is part of an even more vast, huge, complicated beurocratic structure), most of the resources of FEMA are going to be spent preserving the buerocratic structure, securing funding, lobbying and public relations, etc... And giant Federal organization like FEMA must spend most of its resources just surviving, and can be disrupted by even the slightlest change in it's enviornment (like a large nation emergency). It is inevitable that FEMA will be nearly impotent in situations like this. Give it more personel, more money, more power, put a commitee of "fact-finders" to supervise, it won't help.

      So no, FEMA is not living in a cave, the middle of the desert or anything like that. FEMA is working at maximum efficency and effectivness to do it's job.

      But thing that will never enter the typical persons mind, you will never hear on TV, and will most certainly never be considered by the government is that maybe the whole idea of having one monsterous FEDERAL emergency management agency would be far less effective that have a plurality of highly adapted and streamlined local emergency management agencies.

    2. Re:Woman calls FEMA and gets runaround by Renraku · · Score: 2, Funny

      FEMA: How can we help you today?

      Thug: Uum. I want free money.

      FEMA: Ok, were you in New Orleans and lost everything?

      Thug: Yep.

      FEMA: Ok, where did you live?

      Thug: My house was destroyed.

      FEMA: Ok, we'll write that check right now.

      Thug: Make it out to Achmed Hamed. I'm in Nigeria.

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    3. Re:Woman calls FEMA and gets runaround by subreality · · Score: 1

      Both she and FEMA ought to be able to work out a simple solution to this. Off the top of my head:

      1) Borrow a friend's mailbox.

      2) If you don't have friends above water, wander the streets, and knock on some random person's door, and ask if they can hold a piece of mail from FEMA for you until you can pick it up. You'll likely be able to find someone sympathetic.

      3) Go to a Kinkos and appeal to the manager's mercy to receive the fax from FEMA for you for free. You'll likely find someone sympathetic. Pay a buck if they're mean.

      4) There are good free community-operated voice mail services for people in need. Homelessness certainly qualifies.

      The guys on the FEMA end ought to have suggested a few of these, but I'm surprised that anyone couldn't have thought of some solution for this.

    4. Re:Woman calls FEMA and gets runaround by Karaman · · Score: 1

      The Bureoucracy in USA is why I prefer to live in a third world country :)

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    5. Re:Woman calls FEMA and gets runaround by AK+Marc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But thing that will never enter the typical persons mind, you will never hear on TV, and will most certainly never be considered by the government is that maybe the whole idea of having one monsterous FEDERAL emergency management agency would be far less effective that have a plurality of highly adapted and streamlined local emergency management agencies.

      But mainly because it isn't necessarily true. If there is a fixed budget for "government" (being all governments, local, state and federal), then one agency will have a smaller set of resources, but better developed (and since there are rarely multiple disasters at the same time, this is the most efficient setup). The many little agencies will have to have massive amounts of duplication. All the budget for the nation's emergency response will be eaten up by thousands of command vehicles and generators that are spread around the country and all too small to handle something as large as an entire city being flooded for weeks. So, you'll spend the same to get much less. Also, a city can't call up the Guard, demand other nearby areas send help (though the help would be more of the same and not specialized gear). FEMA is supposed to have the capability to mobilize greater resources than the city and state could muster. FEMA is supposed to be able to coordinate local, state, regional and national response. FEMA is supposed to be able to prepare and respond to disasters like New Orleans. The local responses are not capable of responding, even with twice the budget of FEMA being given back to the states for that purpose. That FEMA failed in its task isn't indicative of them not being capable of acting. It is indicative of politics and image being more important than action. FEMA had the capability, the resources, and the authority to save thousands of lives that were lost. FEMA is a good idea that was implemented poorly.

    6. Re:Woman calls FEMA and gets runaround by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1
      Is FEMA living in a hole, in a cave, in the middle of a desert or what?


      I think they're living in the rear end of an Arabian horse.
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    7. Re:Woman calls FEMA and gets runaround by DrCode · · Score: 1

      Maybe the sort of people the administration hires to run FEMA just assume that everyone has a vacation home.

    8. Re:Woman calls FEMA and gets runaround by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given what I've been reading about the head of FEMA lately, this may be the most funny & insightful post I've read on fwapdash today.

      My hat goes off to you !

    9. Re:Woman calls FEMA and gets runaround by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) No mail delivery
      2) See 1
      3) Probably no land lines
      4) How would voicemail help?

    10. Re:Woman calls FEMA and gets runaround by RexRhino · · Score: 1

      Canada has the population of a large American state like Florida or California. Do you think Canada is helpless to respond to natural disasters because it isn't part of some giant centrally planned network to protect 300 million people? Do you think their response would be better or worse than FEMA?

      Sweden has a population not much more than Louisiana... and there is certainly no centralized European system like FEMA that would come to their rescue. So which place would you rather be in an emergency?

      I garantee you that emergency response would be better in both countries, and I garantee you it isn't because they spend more money.

      Bigger isn't always better. Central planning is a disaster, because there are natural limits on size and complexity of a coherent entity. You are never going to make an efficient and effective national government agency, because such a thing is not possible. A national government for a country of 300 million people is like the giant dinosour: most resources must be spent just keeping it alive . That is why we have state and local governments where are supposed to be able to make decisions for themselves (well, we also have state governments to prevent totalitarians, which anyone who is being forced out of New Orleans at gunpoint, having property and weapons confiscated, and being taken to FEMA managed Soviet style prison camps can attest is also a problem).

      The trouble is that people now worship government. Suggesting that we take power away from the federal government and giving it to local people to decide their own fate is tantamount to calling Jesus a homosexual in our culture. It is blasphamy against the state.

    11. Re:Woman calls FEMA and gets runaround by yarbo · · Score: 1

      Sweden has double the population of Louisiana (4.5 million vs ~9 million)

    12. Re:Woman calls FEMA and gets runaround by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      A horse, or maybe they just need to see a doctor.

  152. MSNBC by TobascoKid · · Score: 1

    What I find funny is that the MSNBC article is rather indignant about it.

    The good news: If you've survived Hurricane Katrina, the government will let you register for help online. The bad news: But only if the computer you're using is running Windows.

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    1. Re:MSNBC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how long Gary Krakow's job will last after Bill sees this.

  153. Re:FEMA's web portal design is the least of our pr by 10Ghz · · Score: 1

    Why do you think that re-designing the portal somehow reduces the amount of help they can give to the people? Do you assume that FEMA-webmaster is in New Orleans helping people out? No, he's propably in FEMA headquarters, sitting on his ass. If he spent half a day fixing the website, how would it reduce the resources that are being spent in New Orleans?

    The problem here is that the aid-workers wanted to set up computers that the victims could use to access the FEMA site. The simplest way to do that was to use Linux Live-CD's. Pop in the CD and you are good to go. But because of the idiotic design of the portal, that plan would not work. So it's the AID-WORKERS who are complaining!

    The purpose of the portal is to help people. But if people can't access the portal, it's not helping, now is it? No, it's not "quite OK", to deny lots of people from accessing the portal. It's not "quite OK" to make the work of the aid-workers harder.

    This is simply inexcusable incompetence.

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  154. accessibility is the way to do this by Sad+Loser · · Score: 4, Informative


    Surely they can be nailed on the accessibility.
    There is a nice helpful link on every page saying that they are committed to accessibility.
    There is even a email address, to allow people who think that accessibility to this site is sub-optimal, to contact them.
    If you know anyone who feels this way, maybe they should send an email to
    FEMAOPA@dhs.gov
    and I'm sure they will be pleased to sort it out.

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    1. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wasn't aware that using an alternative operating system and/or browser was considered a disability.

    2. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by Rooktoven · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What if you can't afford an XP license?

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    3. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      perhaps i'm using a screen reader browser that is not IE because i'm freakin blind.

    4. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nice troll !

    5. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Nope, but being blind IS considered a disability. Blind people can't really use MSIE very well and most apparently use the text-based browser Lynx.

      Although it may not be as pretty, there is nothing stopping a site from just using a plain HTML form and letting the server-side take care of everything. If you already verify data on the server-side, then having javascript-based verification on client-side can still be added without breaking the form if javascript is not available.

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    6. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by mkelley · · Score: 2, Informative

      accessibility doesn't mean, disability. It means access to any and everyone reguardless of browsers, computers, or physical aspects.

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    7. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by maxwells_deamon · · Score: 1

      Anyone try it with a Braille browser? I bet it does not work!

    8. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, you must email your complaint using Outlook Express.

    9. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by Threni · · Score: 1

      > Although it may not be as pretty, there is nothing stopping a site from just
      > using a plain HTML form

      WHAT?! Doing something sensibly so that everyone with any browser can use it? But I'm a nerd! I need all sorts of pointless geeky wizzy crap that need the latest version of the latest browser and a broadband internet connection to even get started with!

    10. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the IT staff at FEMA is all LD.

    11. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      No, under this particular definition of the word "accessibility", it DOES mean for people with disabilities, specifically blind people. Windows ships with a primitive screen reader, and there are more sophisticated ones you can buy. An "accessible" UI is one where all the relevant elements have been appropriately tagged with readable text, and the tab order is well defined so keyboard navigation is possible.

    12. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by freshman_a · · Score: 1


      I need all sorts of pointless geeky wizzy crap that need the latest version of the latest browser and a broadband internet connection to even get started with!

      I like websites with obscene amounts of Flash too!

    13. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by shis-ka-bob · · Score: 1

      They can be 'nailed' because this is a public site run by a government agency (other than Congress). This means that they are expected to code to Section 508 of the Americans with Disabilities Act. If some of the other posters are correct that this is an internal application that was then made public, this oversight is certainly understandable. It does seem to me that is was predictable that using a web site to share information about victims of a disaster would be something that FEMA might want to make public. For this reason, I see this episode as one simple example of FEMA being caught unprepared by events that I would have expected them to have 'gamed' and have developed contingency plans to address. If they had forseen such a case, I would have expected that they would have been careful to be sure and make the site accessible. Since Section 508 practically defines web accessiblity for US agencies, I would have expected Section 508 conformance. Using IE is certainly a non-issue relative to any of the horrors faced by the victims. This is no cause toto hyperventalate, but is should be a 'lessons learned' for next time.

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    14. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, what better things would they have on their hands than read millions of e-mails by idiot slashdotters?

    15. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In our current Orwellian newspeak it does.

      accessible: good for disabled people. Forget alternative OSs, platforms (cell phones), car based systems, etc.
      special (education): education for people with mental and/or emotional disabilities. Not applied to gifted and talented education programs except by a very few, even though the term did include them originally.
      special: mentally and/or emotionally disabled
      challenged: disabled
      diversity: does NOT include respect for Christianity. Firing people for having a cross on their neck is pro-"diversity", firing them for any other religion is anti-"diversity". Don't know about Jews and the Star of David - that will offend our new Muslin masters - so that might be prohibited too.
      domestic violence: People have been convicted for YELLING at their partner. THEY'VE BEEN CONVICTED FOR YELLING. Heck, if I instant messaged the last sentence to a significant other - it could be illegal (caps = yelling). You thought it meant beating your wife. Well verbal abuse counts too. And emotional abuse, e.g. calling someone stupid. Husband/boyfriend-beating can also be considered domestic abuse but it will still be the male who is convicted - they will say only an abused woman would need to do that.

    16. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by PepeGSay · · Score: 1

      Everyone seems to be missing an important point. The online method is only *one* of the ways to file a claim. The phone is another. This is important because I would estimate that 98% of places with internet access have phone access. This makes the internet option an option of convenience or desirability not necessity. Given that fact the accessibility issues are nearly irrelevant. When considering the disabled persons accessibility to the site (which is what they are referring to, not browser accessibility) they will consider all avenues to the service, not just the internet.

    17. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by gregjmartin · · Score: 1
      What if you can't afford an XP license?

      Then try a public library. Access is free and most use Windows. Most of the folks hardest hit by this tragedy don't have access to any computing resource and need a lot more than their 'Underwater MAC' supported by the FEMA web site. (BTW, This is the lamest article I've seen here is a while. Now that I've added my $0.02, can we discuss something meaningful?)

      \\Greg

    18. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by jlc46 · · Score: 1
      letter I sent them:

      "Why must I choose to run an insecure program to access your web page? Support FIREFOX, after all, I am paying your salary."

      Let's all send them a letter, email/.'d!

    19. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 1

      What if you can't afford an XP license?

      Are you really going to use this argument as if you believe in it, or are you just whining here?

      1. If you can't afford an XP license, how the hell are you affording a PC, power, and a monthly bill for Internet service? A quick Froogle search yielded XP Home licenses available for as little as $54 delivered on CD-ROM. You can't me you can afford all the above items but can't afford XP Home. Over the typical four-year lifespan of a typical home PC, $60 spent on the OS costs $1.25 per month. Iced tea in a restaurant usually costs more than that. Quit being disingenous.

      2. If you purchase a new PC, it will almost certainly come pre-loaded with Windows, thus if you can afford a new PC, you can afford Windows.

      3. If you purchase a used PC, it almost certainly will come with Windows (of some vintage) pre-loaded. Thus, if you can afford the PC, you can afford Windows.

      4. But, assuming your "scenario" is somehow remotely possible, have you ever heard of a public library? Free use of Internet-ready PC's with IE installed are available to anyone. In most cases you don't even need a library card, you just walk up, sit down, and start surfing.

      I could go on, but I won't. You obviously haven't thought of anything except the knee-jerk reaction of the "but Windows costs money!" argument. Try actually thinking about whether or not the problem is solvable before you start whining about it next time.

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    20. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

      Blind people need to use text-based browsers like lynx or other specialized browsers that can run text to speech software.

    21. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1

      If you can't afford XP, numbers-wise it's most likely that you're running Windows 98-ME. :-|

      I don't recall accessibility guidelines requiring cross-browser compatibility, except that it works in a text-only browser or a text-only version of the site is provided. I have not seen anyone actually state wether this was the case. If they do not provide a text-only version, they are automatically in violation, as a government agency.

    22. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by jc42 · · Score: 1

      3. If you purchase a used PC, it almost certainly will come with Windows (of some vintage) pre-loaded. Thus, if you can afford the PC, you can afford Windows.

      Actually, if you read the Windows EULA, you'll find that the license for that used PC wasn't transferred to you, so it's illegal for you to run it. The license is only valid for the original purchaser.

      Microsoft has done a bit of PR lately about cracking down on people running such unlicensed copies of Windows. Dunno how successful they've actually been with enforcing this, though.

      But still, you're openly encouraging software piracy here. Maybe you should be more careful about such things in a public forum like this.

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    23. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1

      4. But, assuming your "scenario" is somehow remotely possible, have you ever heard of a public library? Free use of Internet-ready PC's with IE installed are available to anyone. In most cases you don't even need a library card, you just walk up, sit down, and start surfing. Yes, because all libraries use IBM PCs running Windows and Explorer. Oh wait, that isn't the case. Granted many do (thus wasting our tax money on an overly-expensive solution), but that's the point. The point is, we're not talking about some company that is free to lose customers if it wants, we're talking about The Government, which is supposed to cater to everybody, and which is specifically designed to avoid tyranny of the majority, which is what you're advocating.

    24. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wasn't aware that using an alternative operating system and/or browser was considered a disability.
      Lynx?

    25. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      WHAT?! Doing something sensibly so that everyone with any browser can use it? But I'm a nerd! I need all sorts of pointless geeky wizzy crap that need the latest version of the latest browser and a broadband internet connection to even get started with!

      Usually nerds are process people. They have longer attention spans and are more concerned with utility than glitz or fashionability.

      It's the rest of the population that's obsessed with bright flashing lights and pretty pictures.

      At the worst, geeks do things too simply, using an interface which requires users to write their own SQL or otherwise putting too much of a burden on the user.

      The exception is with things like games, but their PURPOSE is to be recreational. The purpose of government documents is not.

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    26. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by Threni · · Score: 1

      > Usually nerds are process people. They have longer attention spans and are more
      > concerned with utility than glitz or fashionability.
      > It's the rest of the population that's obsessed with bright flashing lights and
      > pretty pictures.

      It's nerds who have the latest hardwaree which is capable of handling all that crap. I know people who have windows 98 pcs to surf, email etc and who don't play games and who will not buy another computer (or upgrade to 2000/xp/whatever) until they have to because their last pc broke.

    27. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      most use Windows

      Some don't, so what good was this site again?

      You seem to miss the point. The site isn't there for you or I to sit down in our leisure time and browse on whatever site, it's there for the people in shelters or the astrodome, using a computer someone else donated which probably is still running 95 or 98, if it's got a windows os at all after being wiped as per donated computer requirements, and with a handful of donated computers to be used by thousands of people, nobody's got the time to dick around with trying to figure out how to get into the site.

      There was a big rush of people today at the Astrodome that far dwarfed some lame ibook firesale. People rushing to get FEMA debit cards so that they could pay for their hotels, food, and what not. The hitch? FEMA won't give money to people until after they've registered.

    28. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 1

      But still, you're openly encouraging software piracy here. Maybe you should be more careful about such things in a public forum like this.

      No, I'm not. The EULA varies depending upon which version (Home, Pro) and what kind of license (OEM, VLK, Retail, etc.). However, if your EULA says you can't use a "used" license, there's nothing to stop you from purchasing a $60 OEM copy with a mouse, hard drive, or video card. I'm sure it's not what Bill & Ballmer want you to do, but their EULA makes it perfectly legal to sell discounted "OEM" copies of Windows with pretty much *any* random piece of computing hardware.

      But again you illustrate the problem with folks who think like you: instead of realizing that, although #3 might not apply, numbers 1,2, and 4 would satisfy the requirement, you seize only upon the negative and try to blow it up as big as possible. You're appear to be awfully good at trying to find problems but utterly disinterested in finding solutions. Typical Linux-loving, MS-basing, Slashdot-zealot mold.

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    29. Re:accessibility is the way to do this by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      It's nerds who have the latest hardwaree which is capable of handling all that crap.

      Yeah, but they don't buy that stuff in order to view crap. Nerds are among the ones who complain most loudly about that kind of stuff, or else best know how to avoid it.

      Nerds buy top of the line computers to play games or do work which requires top of the line computers.

      Who do you think is more likely to use a non-conforming browser? Nerds or the mainstream?

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  155. The MWW by oglueck · · Score: 1

    So this is apparently just another site in the Microsoft Wide Web where they use IE and WINS and IIS. Any plans they will put that on a separate physical network soon?

  156. If you've ever tried programming javascript by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    You know that you should also make it work server side, client side validation should be a 'bells and whistles' feature not a requirement for operation.

    Last time I tried to write anything that wasn't w3c I searched on the web and found a script that made all browsers look the same, that was 5 years ago if it's not easy nowadays then you should be looking for another job.

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  157. mandatory viruses and spyware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given all of IE's vulnerabilities this problem equates to mandatory viruses and spyware. I wonder if:

    a.) FEMA's website designers were plain retards

    or

    b.) Microsoft is paying off somebody

    If a.) is the case they must have been some REAL big retards and better fix this problem.

  158. Contact FEMA about this... by gov_coder · · Score: 1

    Here. I already gave 'em my 2 cents.

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  159. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by Xugumad · · Score: 1
    The standards in question are:



    The fact that IE is an abomination that merrily ignores standards doesn't mean web developers should code to it, instead of everything else.
  160. Very easy to get around this site's requirements by xQuarkDS9x · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you are using Proxomitron and Grypen's Latest Filters for Proxomitron, then this sites "IE only requirement" becomes VERY easy to bypass.

    How do you we do this once Proxomitron and Gryphen's filters are installed? Easy! Open up

    User - Include - Exclude.txt

    Then add the following into this file.

    www.fema.gov $SET(keyword=.js.ajs.code.flash.popup.iesite.)

    Once this is done - you can now visit the site using any god damn browser you want. In my case I tested the registration page under Opera, Firefox, and Mozilla, and as far as FEMA site was concerned, this was my user agent.

    User-Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)

    So really, I don't know why moronic webmasters, especially for a government or government related site, want to pull shit like this for users whom may not know how to get around "IE only" requirements.

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  161. You toolbox! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow! What a toolbox!

  162. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by dtfinch · · Score: 1

    If you've ever tried programming javascript for client side error checking of complex forms, you know that standards are very non-existant in the internet world.

    BS. There's a standard way to do everything a website ought to be allowed to do. My code works on every single major browser with no browser detection whatsoever. For the most part there are no special features I can provide only by sticking in some browser specific code, nor will it visibly reduce my code size. If you code for IE, you can easily produce a site that's broken in all other browsers. If you code for Mozilla, your sites will usually work everywhere.

  163. Your own damn fault... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Perhaps it is not my place to write this here, since I am not a citizen of this country. Hence I will remain just an anonymous voice of a coward, but, somebody got to say this.

    It is your own damn fault that things like this happen. It is you who need to stand up, write to your congressmen, and demand that laws would be passed where public information as well as public government websites be made available indiscriminant of the tools the citizens have to access them. And if the citizens do not have the tools to access them, the government should provide those for free (how expensive is it to provide an iso image of a bootable CD that has a browser - pick a choise of quite a number these days).

    All of the government websites should be required by law to be written for the lowest common denominator between all the browsers adhering to the most widely supported HTML standard among them all.

    I think this kind of follows in the same tracks as serving the blind and the deaf, they are a minority, yet they are just as important members of this society. Perhaps lynx users are also a minority, yet I do not find any reason to think why they would be any less valuable members of it.

    Yes, most of the blind and the deaf became not of their own choosing, and yes, not all of the lynx users are using it because they just love it. There are times when circumstances limit you to using a particular browser, say IE no matter how much you hate it, however I would expect to be able to access my government's site no matter what browser I have at hand at the moment.

    So get off your behinds, and do something about it, because I cannot do that for you, your government does not allow me to.

  164. So? Only victims us IE anyway ... by joelsanda · · Score: 1

    Of all my computing friends/ family that us IE I know of one who actually back their data up. Only one. Of all those I know who use a Mac they either back up their stuff to .Mac or an iPod or some other external media. Linux? Well, those guys I don't understand but they seem to have a lot of computers that are connected, backing each other up. Consider the need to use IE "victim rites" ...

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  165. you're missing the real issue by cahiha · · Score: 1

    There is a huge disaster recovery effort going on and they need to have things working as soon as possible. If it requires IE

    Yes, that's the question: why does it "require" IE? Putting together a web site in general doesn't require IE. Putting together complex web applications doesn't require IE. In fact, it doesn't require IE at all, FEMA's staff is simply ill-prepared and incapable of producing a web site that doesn't require IE.

    I'm surprised this is even an issue for anyone.

    The issue is not what they should do in the short term. Obviously, if they are incapable of fixing this (which they seem to be), it's not going to get fixed right now.

    But their inability to fix things in the short term doesn't make the issue disappear. Just like any other aspect of disaster recovery, if someone is incapable of doing their job during the disaster, you go back afterwards and look at the causes and take appropriate action.

    This particular screwup may (and probably should) eventually result in a reprimand or dismissal.

    1. Re:you're missing the real issue by ReformedExCon · · Score: 1

      Please see my other posts in this thread. I agree 100% with you. But the site isn't going to get fixed RIGHT NOW because a bunch of geeks don't like it.

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  166. Re:FEMA's web portal design is the least of our pr by NewStarRising · · Score: 1

    well, I hope he would do a better job of that than he made of the web-page!

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  167. What did you expect??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you have any idea how much money Microsoft plowed into Bush's election campaigns?

    He who pays the piper calls the tune. Next time don't vote Republican, you stupid fuckwads.

    Sorry, but these incompetent, heartless bastards ("well they're poor anyway, this should be nice for them") have REALLY been pissing me off this week.

  168. I'm going to quote someone I despise by ReformedExCon · · Score: 1

    "You don't go to war with the army you want, you go with the army you've got."

    They should have prepared for this hurricane. They should have programmed the site better. They should have had a plan to keep civil order. They should have had a rescue operation planned out.

    They didn't and people are suffering. So what are we going to do now? Rewrite the site for cross-browser compatibility? And have it crash miserably when it goes live? Better to keep those 87% of IE users, no?

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    1. Re:I'm going to quote someone I despise by NMerriam · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So what are we going to do now? Rewrite the site for cross-browser compatibility? And have it crash miserably when it goes live? Better to keep those 87% of IE users, no?

      I don't think anyone is really disagreeing with you (and I don't really see that you're disagreeing with others, either). Certainly if this is the site, then this is the site. Nobody wants them to take it down if they don't have an alternative in place (although, really, how long would it take to build an alternative that is compatible? a week? This is an online form that interfaces with an existing database, most web devs could build a low-tech HTML 3.0 version on a gray page background in 4 hours and leave the rest of the week for making sure the database spits out usable error messages when field validation fails)

      The main point is we SHOULD complain and say that it isn't good enough, it isn't satisfactory, and it needs to be improved ASAP. It is unacceptable for an organization that specifically targets those with the least amount of choice in resources. Truthfully, I think it's unacceptable for ANY government organization, but this one in particular -- the evacuees don't get to pick and choose whether they have access to a phone, a Windows PC, a Mac, or a Linspire from Wal*Mart.

      But we have to make noise about the issue so that it is fixed and people in power pay attention to it for the few moments they are forced to look at these normally invisible technical matters.

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    2. Re:I'm going to quote someone I despise by Bogtha · · Score: 1

      So what are we going to do now? Rewrite the site for cross-browser compatibility? And have it crash miserably when it goes live?

      You are presenting a false dichotomy. Making a website work in more than one browser does not require nor frequently result in the website crashing.

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    3. Re:I'm going to quote someone I despise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      most web devs could build a low-tech HTML 3.0 version on a gray page background in 4 hours

      HTML 3.0 was never finished, it was abandoned in favour of documenting the proprietary browser behaviour in HTML 3.2.

  169. Dirty Mexicans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No way! There's no reason why decent, clean Americans should be subsidizing a bunch of fence-jumping wetbacks!

  170. Two days late... by artifex2004 · · Score: 1
    I was turned away two days ago...
    IE6 required for FEMA registration Tuesday September 06, @03:11PM Rejected


  171. A new idea ... by NewStarRising · · Score: 1

    How about all the people on here whining about how they could have done a better job ... GOING AND DOING A BETTER JOB!

    Write an example form-page and send it (with full code) to FEMA.

    Maybe they'll give you a job.

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    1. Re:A new idea ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better not do that - they might think you are a terrible hacker working for terrorists, and send troops knocking at your door. ;)

  172. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by LaidBackWebSage · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but as a web developer of at least some apptitude, I have to say that the only answer I could provide to your obvious ignorance of the subject would a single word, two syllables long, that describes the substance excreted from that end of a male bovine which is incapable of facial expression.

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  173. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    That may not be quite right. According to this this the call to the FEMA number does not open a claim; it results in a package containing the claim form being mailed to the address of the evacuee. However, being in a shelter, the evacuees are unable to receive mail.

  174. blocking claims is blocking claims by freezin+fat+guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I appreciate and agree with the parent post that this is not nearly the biggest concern right now, but it IS just one more slap in the face for everyone trying to file claims with anything other than Windows/IE6.

    I work in this industry and can assure readers with no uncertainty that such users comprise well more than 1% of the computing population. Recent numbers put non-IE6 use for a number of popular sites anywhere between 12-26%. My read is that US government sites will currently attract a number at the low end of that range.

    Whether or not site compatibility is a priority right now IS debatable so long as people have other means of contact but this should NEVER have happened in the first place.

  175. Homeland security? by homebrewmike · · Score: 1

    Didn't the department of Homeland Security say that using Firefox was the "secure" choice a year or so ago?

    Wheeeee, this "administration" is a heck of a lot of fun.

  176. No whining, ...do by beforewisdom · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have gone through this with a number of organizations.

    I have found that writing emails about the situation, the existence of the World Wide Web Consortium standards body, and the existence as well as compliance of "other browsers" with the w3.org standards.... politely, usually results in the site getting updated when the organization gets a chance.

    Nobody wants to have their organization as being seen as backwards technically or with regards to standards.

    Please do no just complain about this issue on slashdot. Send a polite not to FEMA.

    1. Re:No whining, ...do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good grief, I bet you were never invited to the other kids birthday parties...

    2. Re:No whining, ...do by beforewisdom · · Score: 1

      I bet you were not.

      How could they possibly find an address to send an invitation to "Anonymous Coward"?

  177. Browser Stats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps if a few Slashdotters hit their site using Firefox, Safari, Netscape, and Opera (ensure your browser ID is correct Opera users) they may realize the error of their ways when they check their site logs later...

    1. Re:Browser Stats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, that wouldn't work. The moronic webmaster will look at his/her logs and think "Oh my god, what the hell is Opera, Firefox, Safari, and Netscape?" THEY ARE TERRORIST BROWSERS! RUN!

    2. Re:Browser Stats by shumacher · · Score: 1

      Please, don't waste bandwidth from their site right now, unless you're filing a claim.

  178. Spoken Language in the Government sphere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    We are all familiar with the parallels of spoken languages and programming languages and so I think it prudent to apply those parallels in this scenario.

    The USA has no National Language, which then dictates that (IIRC, IANAL) the government must provide/accept documents in any language requested. This is in part due to our ideals of democracy, equality and so on, which makes sense: any citizen (we are assuming an ability to read some language) should be able to read (or respond to) documents generated by the government.

    That said, it seems to me that the government is doing precisely the opposite in this case. They have chose (whether actively or passively) a specific 'language' and then stated directly that if you don't speak that 'language' you are simply not allowed to file this request.

    Now, there is the obvious argument that requests can be filed offline, so they are not absolutely excluding people, yet I fail to see why the government could restrict online when it is not legally allowed to offline.

    In all honesty, this probably does go back to incompetence. Unfortunately for them, incompetence may be a reason, but it is not an excuse. Especially when there are so many techies out there who could easily fix such a thing (and also need jobs, but that is another issue for another time).

    C'mon US of A, hold yourself at least to your own standards.

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  180. nobody can file a claim online in fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    the website only allows to request a claim filing document, which will be (nsail) mailed to the requestor's adress (somewhere under the water...)

  181. WTF were the editors thinking? by bmalia · · Score: 1

    Ok, so FEMA's website doesn't like Firefox/Opera/Safari...whatever. The site was probably thrown together quickly overnight, so yes its going to have bad design flaws. However, the point of it was to give refugee's an opportunity to ask for help. I'm sure that they're site is getting slammed as is. So.. Why in the hell are we sending the slashdot crowd to it? There are actual refugee's who need to use that site to request help. We DO NOT need to be slashdotting it. The last thing FEMA needs is a shitload of forms filled out with crap like "IE SUCKS! SUPPORT FIREFOX!" Even though that statement is true, FEMA has MUCH better things to be doing with their time right now.

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    1. Re:WTF were the editors thinking? by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      Ok, so FEMA's website doesn't like Firefox/Opera/Safari...whatever. The site was probably thrown together quickly overnight....

      What with this being the very first time in history FEMA has ever had to process disaster relief applications, and all.

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    2. Re:WTF were the editors thinking? by Krojack · · Score: 1

      The site was probably thrown together quickly overnight

      A quick site would less likely require javascript to be enabled. Besides, Why would someone NEED javascript to fill out a simple online form?

    3. Re:WTF were the editors thinking? by bmalia · · Score: 1

      I work for a company that works with the American Red Cross for disasters. We've helped them with disasters such as 9/11 and those hurricanes in Florida last year. But this Katrina thing has been much, much, worse. So bad, that FEMA (and salvation army, but thats a different story) asked American Red Cross for help on where to send refugees. American Red Cross, of course, referred them to the company i work for. To accomodate FEMA, We had to make alot of changes to the systems within 24 hours to handle the HUGE load of FEMA requests. I am sure FEMA has had to make changes on their end to.

      I don't think you realize how big of a deal it is finding a place and food for an entire city to stay for 2-4 weeks. When has this ever happened before? 9/11? Hurricanes? Earthquakes? Tornados? Nope. Think about it. This probably IS a first for FEMA.

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    4. Re:WTF were the editors thinking? by bmalia · · Score: 1

      A quick site would less likely require javascript to be enabled. Besides, Why would someone NEED javascript to fill out a simple online form?

      Again, The site was probably thrown together quickly overnight. So, most likely the javascript was just copied and pasted from an exisiting form they already had. I don't know. I don't work for them or their website. I just feel that now is not the appropriate time to give them crap about it.

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    5. Re:WTF were the editors thinking? by Steve+B · · Score: 1

      The fact that this situation is much larger in scale would explain the problem if it were a server-overload issue. However, that's not the case here -- the problem is bad coding. Proper coding should have been done long ago and been ready to roll out on as however many servers were needed and available.

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  182. While I Agree that this is Egregious... by eno2001 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ...how many Linux and Mac users do you think you'll find among the flood victims that are most in need of assistance? I can see Firefox users and maybe the oddball Opera user, but that's about it. The FEMA site is likely not employing the most technically adept people to manage their site. They're either outsourcing it to people who use the simplest tools (FrontPage, ColdFusion, etc...) or their in-people are paid low enough that they can't hire enough talent to actually understand how to code for cross-platform compatibility. No matter. This SHOULDN'T be an issue right now because Katrina victims need to be getting help no matter how. Another example... Even though Walmart is the scourge of the Earth, it would probably be stupid of me to turn my nose up at the water they were going to supply if I was a Katrina victim in New Orleans. Can you picture this: "I haven't had clean water to drink in 38 hours, but I'll be damned if I drink water from Walmart just on the principle of the whole thing". How stupid is that? Same thing here with the IE requirement. Pick your battles folks.

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    1. Re:While I Agree that this is Egregious... by shumacher · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Most of the population evacuated. FEMA claim forms are very important to people who left, are safe, but are running out of hotel money, spending money, gas money.
      So, you're in a strange city, and your Dell Celeron box is sitting under a foot of mud. Doesn't really matter, as it's two hundred miles away, behind police roadblocks and without power, phone or broadband.
      You can't reach FEMA on the phone - they keep hanging up on you because they're swamped.
      You're looking for a computer with an internet connection. Not just any computer. No macs, no 'NIX, no webtv, no cellphone browsers, no older PCs. Windows XP doesn't even assure you success. It has to have IE 6, which was a large download and was unavailable at the launch time of any Windows desktop operating system.

      You're looking for a computer that has either been updated, or is fairly new and runs windows. Heck, I've never seen IE 6 in a library! Around here, they run IE 5 or Navigator!

    2. Re:While I Agree that this is Egregious... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey retard. XP shipped with IE 6.

  183. Re:FEMA's web portal design is the least of our pr by 10Ghz · · Score: 1
    There's a distinct possibility that this guy is standing in a soup kitchen somewhere slinging food or handing out supplies.


    It would be stupid for FEMA to use him for that kind of tasks. Anyone could do those tasks, but not everyone could fix their portal. And yes, having the portal up & running IS important! Right now it's not functioning and it's making the relief-efforts more difficult!

    Or, the web developer normally has a lot on his plate that got even more complicated with the requirement of a high visibility, disaster-specific site. His boss probably paged him and said, "Get something up ASAP. It doesn't have to be perfect. Just get as much done as fast as you can."


    Well, AFAIK, this website was there long before the hurricane. It's not like they created it in a rush just for this particular disaster. So there really is no excuse to actively stop non-IE users from accessing the website! None at all! they are making the relief-efforts harder, when they should be making them as easy as possible.

    Is it a reasonable response in this amount of time? Yes, I think so.


    What is "this amount of time"? Close to 1 year? According to archive.org, this website has been in existence October 2004!
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  184. Oh really? by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    and are a Mac, Linux or Firefox user you cannot file a claim online.

    My girlfriend, on her Mac, has Internet Explorer. I am a FireFox user, but I have IE on my computer if I need to use it (for situations like this). I am not sure if Linux users can install IE, so this may be true.

    I guess I should be thankful that our wonderful editers got 1 out of 3 correct. Oh, lets not forget the proper English usage. The statement does not follow a correct parallel. The person talks about: OS, OS, Browser in the same sentence as if they were all the same. It would have been more appropriate (though still partially wrong) to say "If you only use Mac, Linux, or BSD or if you only use FireFox"

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    1. Re:Oh really? by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      It's sad when we don't read the article. (I'm guilty of that often enough.) But it's even worse when we don't read the initial posting. "the browser must be IE 6.0 or later"

      Microsoft stopped developing IE for Mac at version 5.0.

      In other words, there is no Mac version of IE 6.0 or later.

      In other words, if you have a Mac, you won't be able to access FEMA's site.

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    2. Re:Oh really? by Warlock7 · · Score: 1

      Your girlfriend, on her Mac, has IE 5.2.1 at most. So, this site isn't accessible to her as you need IE 6.0 or better.

      So, the editors got 2 of 3 correct.

      If you use Firefox under Windows and have disabled all the MS tie-ins then it's not quite as easy to use IE as you think either. You can disable IE alltogether these days. In which case you need to use Windows Explorer as IE, they are virtually the same thing after all.

      None of this changes the fact that most of the people that lost their homes lost their computers too, if they had one.

    3. Re:Oh really? by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      In other words, there is no Mac version of IE 6.0 or later.

      Windows emulation on Macs

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    4. Re:Oh really? by shumacher · · Score: 1

      Meh.

      Emulate a PC on the Mac so you can submit a form to FEMA?

      I can use a cheap emulator and buy a copy of Windows (Win XP Home $200) or I can buy Virtual PC with Windows installed for $249.

      For one website. While I'm not working and trying to pay for a hotel room for the second week and can't find a branch of my bank in a strange city.

  185. A.D.A. for A.D.D. by crovira · · Score: 1

    Use Linux, OS X and Windows. (I have four machines.)

    When I develop for the web I test for each environment.

    The problem is that Microsoft's development tools generate a lot of crap (like the 'gotta have IE 6' preamble) as well as being absolute wastrels for tables definition.

    Of course, if you're NOT a web developer, or even a programmer, and depending on a Wizard to build your web pages, like these surely were, you're going to use every default.

    This page was probably put together by some well-meaning secretary under pressure to get something, anything out there. (Who's the AUTHOR="" of the page?)

    The IE Dev tools are TERRIBLE! They cobble pages together mechanically and they are full of cruff. Coding with almost any other tool would out together something better.

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  186. Re:FEMA's web portal design is the least of our pr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Collecting people data and filing claims is basically same for any disaster. So FEMA should have made a portal that supports popular browsers long *before* Katrina hit.

    I might agree that this is not the biggest fuckup of FEMA but it's just one more proof that lots of people there are not doing their job.

    BTW, many people were writing that refugees don't have computers and Internet access to use this portal anyhow. Most of the refugees by now are located outside of the disater area and any (or most) town libraries have Internet access. So Internet may be the best way for them to file claims and look for relatives.

  187. Section 508 by Ranger · · Score: 1

    FEMA isn't about accessibility to those who need it. They've already demonstrated that. Whatever happened to Section 508? The Slashdot blurb may be misleading, but FEMA may be in violation of the law. And if they are they should be held accountable. Write your congressperson. This about the 508 law:

    n 1998, Congress amended the Rehabilitation Act to require Federal agencies to make their electronic and information technology accessible to people with disabilities. Inaccessible technology interferes with an individual's ability to obtain and use information quickly and easily. Section 508 was enacted to eliminate barriers in information technology, to make available new opportunities for people with disabilities, and to encourage development of technologies that will help achieve these goals. The law applies to all Federal agencies when they develop, procure, maintain, or use electronic and information technology. Under Section 508 (29 U.S.C. ' 794d), agencies must give disabled employees and members of the public access to information that is comparable to the access available to others.

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  188. Re:BIG !@#$% DEAL!!!!!! by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 1

    Consider it the tip of an iceberg.

    If the web site has problems, not for any functional reason, but merely because somebody didn't think things out, you have to ask yourself what else in FEMA won't work, because someone didn't think things out. Wireless communications based on cell phones that won't work if towers go down? Rescue vehicles that require certain difficult-to-obtain spare parts? Medical supplies located at the end of a road that's prone to landslides?

    FEMA's supposed to think of potential situations and plan accordingly to minimize problems, just like a good web developer would. The only difference is, this isn't just Joe Bob's Billy Joel Tribute page, but a federal agency charged with helping people in a disaster. If they can't get something as straightforward as a web site to work, you have to wonder what else is screwed up that we can't see.

  189. Discrimination... by TarryTops · · Score: 0

    I would scream!!!!

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  190. Those Bastards! by tenaciousdRules · · Score: 2, Informative

    Now all of those homeless nomads won't be able to use all that spare electricity and bandwidth going around the Gulf Coast to get help unless they bow to the power of Microsoft! Have any of you worked in a government agency? I do. It isn't even remotely what you think. It is far worse. I am mandated to only develop using Microsoft technologies. If I go above and beyond and make sure my stuff works on anything else (mozilla (which I use) etc...) there is a good chance a mozilla or opera user will be denied access anyway.

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  191. Oh, come off it. by lheal · · Score: 1

    "George Bush doesn't care about Mac people!"

    This is not a Mac versus Windows thing, so don't go putting that into the discussion. We all need to pull together during this crisis. 2008 is right around the corner, after all.

    And there is no proof, none whatsoever, that the President ordered the IE6-only policy. I'm sure people expect him to make that kind of high-level decision, but Condie never delegated that to him. FEMA's part of Homeland Security, not State, so she doesn't give it the kind of attention that it deserves.

    Besides, I hear she's a Mac user.

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  192. Re:BIG !@#$% DEAL!!!!!! by I_redwolf · · Score: 1

    How is this insightful? What phone or computer would you have a person in the middle of chaos use?! FEMA of all institutions should have and be able to deploy a communication system EVERYONE can access regardless of what form of web browser they use. PERIOD! People don't have time to be frustrated by messages like. "You only do IE but you are a remotely embedded linux terminal machine; sorry champ and good luck" sort of messages. Stuck in an arena and only have access to a handheld, all circuits busy!?! Guess you'll have to wait for dell to donate those laptops. This is FEMA remember? THE Federal EMERGENCY Management Agency. Well in an emergency you usually like to have as much tools as possible at the ready. This is clearly incompetence and something needs to be done about it. Yesterday... No one should be denied the right to register because the technology exists, and this is why it exists. Exactly for these situations.. Someone at FEMA needs to be let go and let go to fucking day.

    I can't imagine the frustration I'd be going through if I was in the middle of chaos and the agency that is supposed to be helping me is continually slapping me in the face. All crisis situations aren't going to run smoothly otherwise there'd be no crisis but this is absurd.

    Real easy for you to sit there and actually believe most people have access to a working phone or for that matter computer.

  193. Snively Whiplash reference need by crovira · · Score: 1

    twirling of waxed mustache tips reference.

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  194. Give me a break. by BigTunaCan · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This is not news. The least of these people's concerns is whether or not they can use something other than IE to make thier claims with. I thought this site was "stuff that matters"? The first time Katrina is even mentioned on the site is for this garbage? While you are complaining about FEMA's site not working with alternative browsers I will be out there helping repair local housing for survivors that are being relocated next week. Get a clue.

    1. Re:Give me a break. by Krojack · · Score: 1

      Or you will be on here reading /. and posting comments :)

    2. Re:Give me a break. by Dysan2k · · Score: 1

      Or you will be working with your local linux users group and local companies to get equipment donated to set up internet kiosks in the shelters so that people who don't have access can get online, fill out forms, find family and friends, and look for jobs.

      Oh wait.. that's what I'm doing.
      http://www.golum.org/

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  195. Re:MOD UP by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

    Yes, wrong call.

    A co-worker of mine has family that lived in the Mississippi/Louisiana border area. He mentioned the name of the town, but I don't remember it. He now has a sister and a brother, their spouses and several children living in his home about 600 miles from the coast. I know this guy well enough to bet that he has NEVER updated IE since he bought his computer years ago. So he will need to update IE for his family to apply online. Like He doesn't have enough stress with three families living in a single family home and the relatives don't have enough stress with their entire community gone. Applying for assistance may need some minor customiztions for each disaster, but the underlying system should remain the same and should have been in place for YEARS. DHS and FEMA specifically have been spending tons of money since 9/11 to be prepared for the next big disaster. Are you saying none of that money went to build a lousy registration site?

  196. Re:FEMA's web portal design is the least of our pr by NMerriam · · Score: 1

    Somehow, I can't picture a guy whose clothes are still stained and wet, hasn't eaten a decent meal in a week, can't find his wife and kids, and no longer has a house to go back to, is going to give a shit that he can't use his favorite open-source browser.

    So when the Red Cross finds a company nice enough to donate 100 PCs to the local evacuation shelter so that evacuees can check in with loved ones and start the FEMA paperwork, we're supposed to laugh at them and tell them "sorry, refugees! Shouldn't have picked such a sucky computer! LOL open source hippies!"

    It's a lot easier to hook up a hundred new computers than it is to get a hundred new phone lines into a building.

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  197. A cabbie writes... by NickFortune · · Score: 1
    If you ask me, it's all that Walton Simons' fault. They should string 'im up, it's the only langauge that sort understands.

    I had that J.C.Denton in the back of the cab, once.

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  198. my browser only supports text by MooseTick · · Score: 1

    What if I make/have a browser that only supports text. No java, graphics, flash, or any other plugins. Should they be forced to make a site that works for me too? If not, they wouldn't have their 100% compatability.

    Its also not fair that the only other option is by using a phone that has to be connected to the pstn. Some people could have their own home brewed phone system and want to be able to use it to make a claim.

    Then next think you know, they will require you to speak English! All the Cajan only speaking home-brewed phone Mac/Linux users will be left in the cold.

    I bet its because George Bush doesn't like Cajan only speaking home-brewed phone Mac/Linux users.

    1. Re:my browser only supports text by handslikesnakes · · Score: 1

      Absolutely it should work in text-only browsers. Blind people may have to submit claims too, right? HTML is designed so that your site will automatically work in any setting (even lynx) if you're using it properly. Sensible alt attributes aren't very hard, and few things actually require java/graphics/flash/etc.

      Which is not to say that you shouldn't use those things, just that it's easy enough to make a fallback. Graceful degradation is a good idea, 'nuff said.
  199. Welcome IE Overlords by netrangerrr · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one welcome our IE browser overlords. This type of forced standardization by government experts is exactly what we need. It's too confusing to support more than one operating system and browser when writing evil attacks.

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  200. Don't you mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "go and do a better job"?

    You fucking halfwit!

    1. Re:Don't you mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, actually, the OP is right. Parse it like this:

      "How about all the people on here, whining about how they could have done a better job, GOING AND DOING A BETTER JOB?"

      or

      "Instead of whining about how they could have done a better job, how about all the people on here GOING AND DOING A BETTER JOB?"

  201. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are a douchebag and NO ONE should hire you. An incompetent fucktard douchebag yes, but a programmer, no.

  202. Congradulations to FEMA, keep up the good work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FEMA is lucky to have the web developers it does have.

    I am glad they can at least support the #1 browser in the world, now if only all those storm victims could get someplace to log on and fill out the forms. Anyone here donate Laptops or internet connectivity to these shelters?

    Perhaps later, when FEMA gets some of its dignity and funding restored, they will be able to hire 3 or 4 more web guys and offer web support to everybody, every browser, everywhere.

    But for now, it looks like they got their hands full, doing what they are doing...

    Good Luck FEMA, thanks for all the help you are providing, hopefully now the rest of the USA government and all the people will remember why FEMA was created in the first place:

    To pick up all the mess when the Sh*t really hits the fan.

    1. Re:Congradulations to FEMA, keep up the good work. by shumacher · · Score: 1

      I've got three boxes, but I don't have a windows license for them - they're running Mandrake.

      Actually, I was thinking - what would be involved in putting IE on some sort of server and using a Java-based VNC or RDC client in a web page to serve the content to disenfranchised web users?

  203. Wow, even their IT department is incompetent. by solios · · Score: 1

    These guys are sucking so hard, their suck has gone from sad to noteworthy to cultural meme in less than a week.

    GOOD JOB BROWNIE!!!!!

  204. That Feature is; [drum roll] by infonography · · Score: 2, Informative

    Incompetence.

    This is part of a string of bad moves from FEMA. Brown is a serial Incompetant. This is a man kicked out of the International Arabian Horse Association for gross stupidity.

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  205. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by lost_n_confused · · Score: 1

    It seems like there are a zillion websites that work just fine with almost every browser under the sun. I have ordered stuff from Dell on my Mac no problem at all. I have never had a major e-commerce site not work with alternative browsers no matter what the operating system was. It isn't a matter of being impossible it is a matter of stupidity. Amazon and Dell welcome every one's money. The moron who did this site was too lazy to make sure the crap they put out with the Windows Wizard for Super Web Masters 2005 didn't try to keep other browsers out when it generated code.

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  206. Re:BIG !@#$% DEAL!!!!!! by shumacher · · Score: 1

    Whoa there.

    I'm in this boat. Heck I submitted a version of this story. I'm just happy to see that they posted some version. of it on slashdot.

    Please realize that there are 1.3 million people in The Greater New Orleans area. In New Orleans proper, officials have estimated that roughly 80% of residents evacuated. In my home town of Slidell, it's estimated that 50% of our residents evacuated.

    It's safe to say that for every one person that is stuck in a shelter, there are two or three people that got out and are tapping their own resources to stay out of shelters. These range from hard working folks to our very prolific "Cajun Spam Gang." All these people need help too. Even Ronnie and Flo. Most evacuated with an eye to returning in two days.

    Can't they use the bloody phone? Sadly, the answer is probably no. The phone system here, and for a few hundred miles around here is fairly borked. I have to try my calls five and six times to get through. Some numbers work better from the cell, some from the landline. Many lines are down, and the remaining lines are at capacity. FEMA isn't staffed for the size of this disaster anyhow. After two dozen attempts yesterday, I got through twice, and each of those times, I was read a few privacy notices, informed that they were too busy, and then disconnected.

    FEMA needs the internet right now.

    But, here I am, at my sister's house, trying to register using her iMac. I've changed the user-agent in Firefox, which lets me in, but much of the help system doesn't work, and the form isn't written to work without the help. Some form fields are labelled with things like "PRIMARY?" because it's supposed to lean on context-sensitive help. I went to the local library, but this St. Mary Parish branch runs IE 5 on Windows.

    I finally registered by calling a friend who still has an internet connection and an up-to-date XP box, and having him set up a VNC connection for me.

    If they required a plug-in, or supported 5.x browsers, things wouldn't be so bad. Right now, they're saying that you need Windows ME, XP, 2000, and that's it.

    If they needed to do something so advanced that they had to restrict browsers, things wouldn't be so bad. The site presents the user with a page full of forms with a next and previous button at the bottom. It's a simple "wizard" style interface, and could be designed sothat it could work in nearly any web browser, including html and wap phone browsers and lynx.

    Visit a neighbor with a Windows machine... tsk tsk. That works, if you assume that you and your neighbor both evacuated to the same place, and your neighbor brought their moderately late-model laptop with them. Most people who left are in strange surroundings and don't know anyone in their town.

  207. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by StillNeedMoreCoffee · · Score: 1

    "they just can't do it online" and if you don't file online you need to find the paper forms, Fill them out (better have the instructions so you dont answer the questions wrong), then find somewhere to mail it or take it in. Which has to then be physically routed to some processing center with a person reading your handwritting and typing it in (hopefully your paper has not gotten wet and the ink ran, or the typest can under your handwritting). Probably that document is verified (if done right), and then and only then can they start to process your claim. Already we have the built in week (minimum) for FEMA to respond.

    You don't need javascript at all. You can let your server check your inputs. It is only when you are trying to be too fancy and get outside the bounds of the Standards that you run into trouble.

    For an application like a FEMA claim form I would think the most important concern would be access rather than flash.

    I have found that the reason you find this kind of nonsense is incompetent programmers or "Web Designers" using proprietary tools that generate non-standard code (so you don't need to hire programmers). I would think that government oversight would have identified this issue before now. I am sure others have complained to them, as I will as a concerned citizen. But not right now, they have other things to worry about for a few weeks/months/years.

  208. exactly what i was thinking by conJunk · · Score: 1

    As a government agency, they are bound to the Section 508 accessibility requirements

  209. In consideration by matt+me · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Guys, given we are Slashdot, we should try not to all go to the offending site, and test it in Lynx with a changed user-agent and send millionsof emails to their support department. We need to keep this site up so ppl can submit submit their Hurricane claims.

  210. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by nasdev · · Score: 1

    Thats why most people that have ever tried programming javascript for client side error checking make it optional and rely on server side error checking to do the check that actually has credibility. When it comes to validation, JavaScript should only be a feature offered to users whose browsers support it, server side validation should always be the ultimate judge.

  211. wtf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the fuck is a fema?

    It's been 10 seconds since you hit 'reply'.

    1. Re:wtf by Jerry+Rivers · · Score: 1

      Federal Emergency Management Agency

      www.fema.gov

      Some forget that, as unbelievable as it might be, not everybody who reads /. is from the U.S..

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  212. Rush Limbaugh for instance? by CausticPuppy · · Score: 1

    Rush Limbaugh is a die-hard Mac user.

    Have a nice day. :-)

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  213. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    But outside of a corporate intranet, you really can't trust the client end to do the validation. It's very convenient and it does save bandwidth, but ultimately it can be spoofed. Google for netcat .....

    Your backend code really does still need to do some checking of its own. And if you haven't mucked around with the -T option in Perl, then you probably ought to.

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  214. And the catch is... by Criterion · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You gotta love their disclaimer...

    "unless an undue burden would be imposed on us"

    Who, exactly, decides what is an "undue burden" and what is their criteria for deeming it so?

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  215. Only Whites use IE by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    All the un-desireables use alternative Operating systems and browsers, so we dont want to help them.

    Its all Bush's fault of course, its part of his master plan..

    Or at least thats what you idiots will be saying next.

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  216. They Be RED states - They got what they asked for. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After seeing all the people stranded down south due to the massive Storm, I was surprised to see that they are RED states.

    They sided along with the Bush Administration, who enacted budget cuts that could have prevented some of this disaster.

    But being red states, they now realize that their selected leaders are a major disappointment during this crisis.

    Perhaps next time around Mississippi, Louisiana, and the other gulf states and damaged states will vote BLUE.

    You can't blame the government for the storm,
    but you can hold the people accountable for the men (and women) they put in office.

    Red vs. Blue - Who's got the Flag?

  217. Re:Virtual PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try to get through on the phone other than at 4am.... not to mention the reports earlier in the week that getting through on the phone only gets them to mail you the application that you can fill out on-line, thus delaying any assistance by about 2 weeks. Better off? I think not.

  218. disenfranchised by tregetour · · Score: 1

    When I ran for school board I tried finding the needed information for filing on the county website. No matter how hard I looked it simply wasn't there. On a whim I tried IE [instead of firefox] - and voila that menue bar on the left turned out to have 5 not 3 items and use javascript to expand. Someone might have been disenfranchised.

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  219. Online filing not considered a priority by Blitzenn · · Score: 1

    I am sure there are plently of people who will take issue with this, but online FEMA filing is simply not a very high priority. I have to agree with that stance too. FEMA is concentrating on face to face information gathering. This has to be the priority as many of the people currently in need of their serves no longer have a home, besides a computer, to file their claim. In that vein, FEMA makes (is making) it a point to send a person to each and every home site, to each evacuee location, hospital, etc to be sure that they are getting everyone. They also have snail mail and telephones. Maximum compatability of the online filing forms, simply isn't viewed as a priority for disaster victims for whom the majority of have lost their ability to access online services to begin with.

  220. agreed by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 2, Informative

    I agree. I just sent them (femawebmaster@dhs.gov) this quote, and some other nasty thoughts. Please crush them with email. This is BS.

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    1. Re:agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea Moran. Let's crush them with e-mail making them unable to help those hit by the hurricane. Great idea!! Mom

    2. Re:agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great idea pal. Even though the application sucks why would you stop people that CAN apply from getting assistance

    3. Re:agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I'm sure when the crush of email you propose brings dowm FEMA's (probably Outlook) mail server during a national emergency, you'll find some way to blame Bush...

    4. Re:agreed by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 1

      okay as per the responses below i should say i was mostly kidding about spamming the poor guys; on the other hand, we all know it takes more than 1 or 2 complaints to get anything changed.

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  221. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Federal law requires* them to support other browsers, not just IE on Windows. FEMA has excessive funds for full tech support. You can't get registered offline either -- unless you have a mailing address. That's right: call the number and they want a mailing address to send you the paper forms to register. Do evacuees usually have mailing addresses? The incompetence of FEMA and its subcontractor IEM, Inc. is egregious.

    So, I guess the correction to your post is: It's not that they can't file claims without using IE... It's that they can't file without IE or a mailing address.

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    * The browser requirement is a violation of the Section 508 regulations for accessibility and usability of US federal government websites.

  222. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by sbrown123 · · Score: 1

    Hmmm. FEMA is currently spending 50 million dollars a day. How much do experienced web developers go for these days?

  223. Nope, it's about priorities by hey! · · Score: 1

    That's quite okay. I'd rather FEMA spend resources getting their arses to help the people instead of designing a better web portal.

    Well, so you're arguing that the web portal is a non-essential system. By that logic, why spend any money on a web portal at all?

    The answer of course is that it's obvious that getting information to and from people who have suffered in a disaster like this is a critical task. What we're talking about is them doing a sloppy job at a mission critical task.

    Now consider this: http://www.fema.gov/kids/. Now don't get me wrong: I think it's great that they went through all that effort to education tweeners on dissaster preparedness. But a tiny fraction of the cost of one of the flash games might have ensured that many refugee families could get the help they need to get back on their feet faster.

    I'ts all about priorities.

    Look, this is a well known operating priniciple of venal and morally corrupt political hacks: never spend money where it doesn't show. For years here in my state, we had an agency that was in charge of recreational resources like skating rinks and beaches on one hand, and essential infrastructure like water supply and sewerage treatment on the other. Guess where the money went? Of course the sewage treatment plants were dumping pathogens onto the beaches they maintained, but since you couldn't see the pathogens, it didn't (politically) matter, until they got their ass sued and we went from having the cheapest water rates in the country to the most expensive, because of all that rotting infrastructure that had never been maintained. We had water distribution mains that were over a hundred years old and made of wood. Nobody did anything about them because you'd have to spend money and people would complain about the streets being torn up.

    Your assumptions about cost are way off base. It's maintaining the appearance of being on the ball when nothing is actually happening that's too expensive to do on multiple browsers. Providing the critical, essential functions without unnecessary bells and whistles would actually be cheaper and more robust in an emergency scenario. So what if your web portal that's dressed up like a cheap streetwalker is too difficult to get to display nicely on cell phone browsers? You probably shouldn't piggyback your disaster response systems with your PR stuff anyway.

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  224. Feel for the oppressed geeks! by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

    Yeah right, all five of them.

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    "No problem. I have the capacity to do infinite work so long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero."-Dilbert
  225. I'll buy that... for a millionth of a cent by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Sounds like a weak excuse to me. The fact is that submitting forms and that sort of thing don't require an "application" at all. They require HTML and a bit of server-side technology that has only been active and stable for, say, 15 years now.

    or maybe 25. I'm just a kid so I don't know.

    Can I ask a follow-up question? When, if ever, did it first occur to FEMA that people registering/applying via the Web might be a Good Thing? This week?

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    1. Re:I'll buy that... for a millionth of a cent by jayhawk88 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You know given the flux that FEMA has been in the past few years, it's not suprising and, in fact, perhaps even understandable, that some tech hasn't yet got to the "Redesign online application form" on his ToDo list yet. I mean lets be honest people: How many of us have projects that have been sitting on our desk for 6 months, 12 months, hell 5 years, that we "just never get around to starting". The difference is that most of us don't work with FEMA and get our prioritizing mistakes posted to the front page of Slashdot when the shit hits the fan.

      And just as a side note, if I'm ever in a disaster the size and scope of which requires me to contact FEMA, my first thought is not going to be "Oh gee I better check their website". I know it's 2005 and all but in that situation I'm still going to want to talk to a live person.

    2. Re:I'll buy that... for a millionth of a cent by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "I know it's 2005 and all but in that situation I'm still going to want to talk to a live person."

      You and the other several hundred thousand people like you, in this case. Problem is there aren't 6-7 digits of FEMA employees to talk back to you.

      That's what websites are for, isn't it? Hey what if I took my laptop and portable hotspot down to reunion center and volunteered a few hours to get people registered, etc.

      Oh. can't. 'Cause I use fedora and firefox. Can't submit html forms.

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    3. Re:I'll buy that... for a millionth of a cent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you want to talk to a person...I hope you like listening to hold music.
      I haven't called FEMA myself, but I wouldn't be surprised if the hold music is interrupted every minute to tell you to try their website form, from which you can request aid, a callback when someone is available, etc. About the hundredth time I heard that message, I would probably go check the website out, if I had a computer available.

    4. Re:I'll buy that... for a millionth of a cent by jmorris42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > ..if I'm ever in a disaster the size and scope of which requires me to
      > contact FEMA, my first thought is not going to be "Oh gee I better check
      > their website".

      Tell that to the folks filling our public labs the last week. All I have to say is "Thank God for Crossover Office" or I'd be up to my behind in demands to load up Windows XP on our machines. Which would be exactly what Microsoft intended with this stunt. Call me paranoid, but I don't think this was an accident for a millisecond. These are the guys who throw chairs and scream "I'm goinna &$#*ing kill Google." This is exactly how they 'compete.'

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    5. Re:I'll buy that... for a millionth of a cent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i agree with the priority thing. its not like the form doesn't function. it just doesn't function for a small percentage of the market, so in the grand scheme of things its probably one of their smallest problems.

      my own personal side note is, if I'm ever in a disaster the size and scope of which requires me to contact FEMA, I'm not going to care what browser/OS i'm using to fill out a frickin' form assuming I even have electricty/inet access.

    6. Re:I'll buy that... for a millionth of a cent by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2, Funny

      "My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon."

  226. For the sake of the people who NEED to register by crivens · · Score: 3, Insightful

    For the sake of the people who NEED to register, please do NOT Slashdot their site!!!

    1. Re:For the sake of the people who NEED to register by howiefl · · Score: 1

      I thought there were too poor? Surely they dont know anything about computers and that internet stuff.. right?

    2. Re:For the sake of the people who NEED to register by Hergio · · Score: 1

      The editors should take the link to the FEMA site off the article to help keep the slashdot effect to a minimum.

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    3. Re:For the sake of the people who NEED to register by cosmo99 · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to slashdot their site, I'm just going to visit it to see if what they say is true.

    4. Re:For the sake of the people who NEED to register by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      you mean our federal emergency disaster web site can't take the kind of traffic a national disaster would generate? surely you jest.

  227. Parking? by Valiss · · Score: 1

    I wasn't aware that using an alternative operating system and/or browser was considered a disability.


    If that is true, can I get a handicap parking sticker?

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    -Valiss
  228. You reveal your ignorance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do all those libraries and public terminals have IE6 installed? Are you SURE that libraries and public terminals use IE? I know for a fact that many libraries are running windows 98 or Windows 2000. All the public internet kiosks I build for the university I work at use Firefox (and previous builds used Mozilla.) Even with Windows 2000, you have to get IE6 as a separate download; something I found had not happened on my last trip to the library.

    Thanks for playing!

  229. This is a bit contradictory, dont you think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FEMA is now headed up by homeland secuirty, right?

    Well, wasnt it homeland security that said "Not to use IE because it is a security threat" in the first place that got the firefox movement so successful?

    Of course homeland security doesnt know its head from its ass and is a huge not well thought out joke.

  230. 503 Unavailable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdotted?

  231. Re:Very easy to get around this site's requirement by shumacher · · Score: 1

    I used the about:config route in Firefox, pasting in a user-agent string from IE6 on XP.

    Once in, I found that the context sensitive help didn't work, and the form field labels were written with the assumption that the context help would be displayed.

  232. Not uncommon. by UncleRage · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I live and run a PC Repair/Gaming shop in western New York (Chautauqua County, to be more specific). This area's main industry is grapes (as consumable food stuff, i.e. Welch's juice, jellies, etc...), ergo, there are a lot of farmer's here.

    As of last year, most of the buyers began requiring the farmers to file their spray reports (records of fertilizers and pesticides) electronically. The means of filing differed between two major buyers -- one is via the web, the other via a spreadsheet and emailed. The web version - IE only (no mac's, no *nix, no alternative browsers). The other, an Excel spreadsheet that does not like opening in OOo.

    (In all honesty, that has opened up a nice side service for my business...)

    My point is not to detract from the tragedy that has befallen the victims of Katrina, only to point out that it is not uncommon for decision makers (who's very decisions effect a group's livelihood) to make unwise decisions.

    I would be interested to see if there's an increase in sales of x86 laptops on ebay (or any used market) specifically for Mac users who need to file with FEMA. (Just as interesting would be to see if there's an increase in sales of Crossover Office).

    <sarcasm> Maybe's there's grant money there for a study.</sarcasm>.

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  233. if only that was FEMA's worst crime... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  234. He's notorious in the horse community... by jpellino · · Score: 5, Informative

    My wife's an arabian horsewoman and shot up in her chair when she heard he was in charge of FEMA. He nearly broke the International Arabian Horse Association with lawsuits over equine comsmetic surgery, and soon after solicited personal defense funds as part of his work - an ethics violation. He left with the IAHA in a pretty good uproar in the middle of a three year contract. Either way, it was Charlie Foxtrot.

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    "Win treats sysadmins better than users. Mac treats users better than sysadmins. Linux treats everyone like sysadmins."
    1. Re:He's notorious in the horse community... by Thondermonst · · Score: 2, Funny

      My wife's an arabian horsewoman

      Just wondering, is that painful?

    2. Re:He's notorious in the horse community... by jpellino · · Score: 1

      yeah, yeah... there's just no good way to put that...

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      "Win treats sysadmins better than users. Mac treats users better than sysadmins. Linux treats everyone like sysadmins."
    3. Re:He's notorious in the horse community... by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      I knew what you meant. Arabian horses are cool.

    4. Re:He's notorious in the horse community... by Coniptor · · Score: 1

      What does "it was Charlie Foxtrot" mean?
      I've heard Charlie Foxtrot on military movies and such but what the hell does it mean?
      Thanks in advance.

    5. Re:He's notorious in the horse community... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must not have gotten the memo. They're called Freedom Steeds now.

  235. Actually, no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "Never disobey your boss on technical matters, even when he has no fucking clue what he's babbling about. That's how you get fired."

    No, disobey.

    1) How will he tell?
    2) If it works, why will he bother?
    3) You'll give yourself an ulcer if you keep bending over like that
    4) If you let the insane define reality, then your reality will be insane
    5) NEVER get into a position where you *need* the job. Build up, save a little, keep within your means and you can kiss a stupid job goodbye (note: if you get sacked because you didn't apply the required solution, but still got the result, you will get severance and dole).

    Life is too short to fight ALL the time, but it is too long to give in to any pissant napoleon. You have a backbone. Use it.

    1. Re:Actually, no by badmammajamma · · Score: 1

      I strongly agree with #5. If you *need* the job you are nothing but a slave with a paycheck. It's unfortunate that so many people are slaves.

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      Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood. -- H. L. Mencken
    2. Re:Actually, no by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "1) How will he tell?"

      If someone else tells him. If he happens to poke around in any way, and finds something that seems odd. If anyone remotely technical apart from you looks at the work, who doesn't:
            i) Already agree the guy's a fuckwit
            ii) Already know you lied to him and covered it up
            iii) Agree it's ok to lie to your boss, and
            iv) Have nothing to gain by showing the boss he's been lied to.

      Once he gets suspicious you have to lie again to cover that. And at the very least he's going to be suspicious from now on, so you're less likely to get away with anything (possibly, more important) in the future.

      Basically, once you lie to him once, you'd better be fucking sure he's never, ever going to find out about it. See my earlier point about "it'll never happen" scenarios ;-)

      "2) If it works, why will he bother?"

      Some people place a higher priority on "being obeyed" than on "things working".

      They probably justify it to themselves that if they can't trust the employee to do whatever you want, no matter how insane, pointless or counter-productive, then you can't trust the employee, period.

      The people are generally paranoid, uneducated in the relevant field, prone to micromanagement, fucking control freaks, and, overwhelmingly, bosses.

      "3) You'll give yourself an ulcer if you keep bending over like that"

      Well, no ulcers yet, but several bald patches on my head from tearing hair out, yes.

      "4) If you let the insane define reality, then your reality will be insane"

      Oh, do you work here? What are the odds? ;-)

      "5) NEVER get into a position where you *need* the job. Build up, save a little, keep within your means and you can kiss a stupid job goodbye (note: if you get sacked because you didn't apply the required solution, but still got the result, you will get severance and dole)."

      That's a lovely idea, but unfortunately, with the state of higher education in the UK, you're lucky to come out of your first degree without at least a £10,000 debt. A good first job in computing in my area is £16,000-£18,000. It can take a long while to dig yourself out of the hole, and you'd better quickly get used to getting fucked in the arse on the way... :-(

      Also, a note: I don't know where you're from, but here in the UK disobeying any reasonable request from your boss can easily end up as "Gross Misconduct". Getting sacked is also no guarantee you'll immediately get the dole, and the dole doesn't cover things like a car (essential to find a new job), university loan repayments, lack of a recent reference for your CV, etc.

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    3. Re:Actually, no by David+Off · · Score: 1

      > unfortunately, with the state of higher education in the UK, you're lucky to come out of your first degree without at least a £10,000 debt.

      I'm only glad I did my degree alongside the likes of Alan Turing back in the days when we used to get jolly nice government grants and accomodation for doing a computing first degree and were guaranteed a job for life turning out a bit of Fortran for the LEO I computer for the next 40 years.

    4. Re:Actually, no by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      They probably justify it to themselves that if they can't trust the employee to do whatever you want, no matter how insane, pointless or counter-productive, then you can't trust the employee, period.

      So, if you're confronted about it, point to your 2 or 3 laarge contracts and say 'If I had done exactly as you said, we wouldn't have this money. Further, our operational costs would be higher.'

      While I sympathize, I do hope you're looking around for employment a bit more compatible.

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      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
  236. From the Front Lines by Dr_Ish · · Score: 1
    In the real world of this disaster, the FEMA IE thing has been a real issue. The town in which I live is about 130 miles West of New Orleans and as a consequence, has a large number of evacuees. Last week I went down to our local shelter to volunteer. When I saw that they needed help with computers, I joined up. The shelter had a bunch of old machines donated by a school board. They were a mixed bag, but all had been converted to Linux and seemed to work. Then the FEMA issue was discovered. Fortunately, some guy with a company showed up and on the spot offered us a bunch of Win 2k machines. We were able to get these up and running and patched and we were good to go for FEMA registration. However, this was a huge pain and it was a problem that was only sorted due to the generosity of one person. Needless to say, once we were ready to start registering people, the entire FEMA site crapped out. Most of the people in the shelter couldn't care less about OS issues, or browser preferences, they just need help. The FEMA choice made it harder for them to apply for that help. So, it sucks. By the way, now in Louisiana we believe that FEMA stands for Finally, Eventually Made-it Agency!

    Please contribute to a Katrina relief fund. The need is huge and the support (at least from the Feds) so far has been minimal.

  237. My phone is not supported either! by Hergio · · Score: 1

    And when I called on my rotary telephone, I got a message saying only touch tone phones are supported and that I should mail my claim in. And if I mailed my claim in, only BLUE ink letters are supported. UGH! ;0)

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  238. Isn't there a IE for Mac? by kinglink · · Score: 1

    Not a popular topic for macphiles but IE does exist on the mac, and I never have heard of a real price for it. (why should they, when Microsoft can claim it's dominance from "free ware") And Linux CAN use Wine at least that's what every guru who tries to get Windows users to change keeps shouting.

    I don't know abbut Javascript itself but IE is multi platformed at the very least, something Safari has yet to be able to do. Firefox too, Officially though this is bs, but at least they chose something everyone can use, as opposed to what the article says.

    1. Re:Isn't there a IE for Mac? by Jerry+Rivers · · Score: 2, Informative

      IE on the Mac is v.5.2.3 and developement basically stopped on it in 2001.

      http://www.microsoft.com/mac/downloads.aspx#IE

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    2. Re:Isn't there a IE for Mac? by kinglink · · Score: 1

      now that's quite BS.

  239. mods on crack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Insightful?! He misquoted and misattributed a saying that was obviously referenced in his grandparent and correctly attributed in his parent.

  240. Dude... by Create+an+Account · · Score: 1

    ... I think you're my hero.

  241. To Quote Prez Bush by vollmerk · · Score: 1

    It's good to know that microsoft is doing their part in, to quote our great president, "Helping the Victums of our Relief"

    Another bushism that was a simple slip, but rings so very true...

    1. Re:To Quote Prez Bush by narcc · · Score: 2

      I Couldn't find the Bush quote. Can you provide a link?

    2. Re:To Quote Prez Bush by vollmerk · · Score: 1

      I don't have a link, it was durning a press conference I watched on TV last tuesday evening he was talking about the execellent work that his father and clinton had done for the Tsunami victums and, naturally, pooched it and said the above instead saying that they'd helped the victums of the Tsunami, he said they were helping the victums of our relief. It took my friend and I a second to realize what he'd just said and then we burst out laughing

      I'm sure there is a transcript somewhere...

  242. busy.lock by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    In my web systems, when I'm going to upgrade the files, i upload a file called "busy.lock". The main page detects if the file is present, and gives the user a busy message. After the 5 minutes (at most) I took to upload all the files, i delete the busy.lock and the system is back online.

    Now, that wasn't too hard, was it? Fixing a one-liner shouldn't take more than one minute, so yes, that's another reason for saying they're incompetent - to say the least.

  243. Re:there IS be a law... by Ranger · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's called Section 508.

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  244. Re:BIG !@#$% DEAL!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "IE is the most common browser by several miles."

    I think this brings up a bigger issue. See what happens clueless people develop with Microsoft tools. You inadvertantly lockin and lockout. And that's just the way the software vendor likes it. That WWW people input means World Wide Web not MWW (Microsoft Wide Web) regardless of how many IE http user agents exist.

  245. I'm surprised XP SP2 WMP ver10 isn't required by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Seriously, this IS the Bush admin, right? I'm shocked they don't require you to buy a computer with Microsoft Windows (tm) preloaded first, preferably from one of their national vendors.

  246. Hope they have lots of phone support by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 1

    Download it from Microsoft or call 1-800-621-FEMA (3362)

    I'd call.....

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  247. Just Call by bahwi · · Score: 1

    Tell them you tried to do it online but couldn't, so you're calling to do it offline because that's the only option they've left you.

    Firefox usage is around 5% or 10%, assuming 5% that's 1 out of 20. They're telling 1 out of 20 people they basically must call in, so you should assume they have the operators standing by to handle that kind of volume.

  248. FOFEMA by akeyes · · Score: 1

    Where is FOFEMA (FEMA Of FEMA) when you need it?



    (Daily Show, Sept 6)

  249. Don't completely blame FEMA... by mblase · · Score: 1

    The director of FEMA should resign immediately, since he's proven himself unable to do his job.

    It's been pointed out that ever since FEMA was reoganized under the direction of the Department of Homeland Security (FEMA used to sit on the President's Cabinet), it's been harder for them to do their job independently. See a news article here, among others.

  250. It is common. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    State and Federal government agencies seem always to require IE for website use. I've often wondered how much of this is due to incompetence (don't know how to to better) or elitism (you'll use what I use dammit!). But it is strange that so much medical information which is required to be transferred in a secure manner is also required to be transferred via IE. IE spoofing doesn't work -- activeX is required.

    Perhaps Windows has contracts with government agencies requiring IE?

    BTW, posting anonymously because can't seem to get an account set up ...

  251. I had to call by HoodCrowd · · Score: 1

    I had to call, but they still offered me nothing. I am in Hattiesburg, MS. We are still recovering and the web site was just another slap in the face. FEMA has given me nothing. I don't know what I was expecting, but my company has not made money in 8 days. I did get a 60 days from most of my creditors, never thought those bastards had a heart.

  252. you may be next...and if not next, then soon.... by theREALbillder · · Score: 0

    ENMOD means environmental modification. It was tested extensively in the gulf war for oil number 1, by british/israeli agent george bush (knighted by englands queen) and ENMOD has been deployed here in murka (texan for America) as an attack on America by foreign powers who have infiltrated through religious fanatacism and perpetuation of ignorance. The attacker of course is son of george I, who is george II, who is actually the THIRD george here in usa, counting George Washington. FYI and BTW, george III just happened to be the name of the king of ex insula angelorum (england) during murkas first revolution. So. We are being attacked by england through the bush crime family. ENMOD is radiation science which causes severe damage to many peoples digestive tracks, and makes cancers and funguses grow at accelerated pace, as well as causing confusion, and sleepiness in the subject population when needed, plus a lot lot more. This explains why Americans have not risen up and cut off the head of bush the super criminal.
    Here are two links to a REAL BIG picture of hurricane ivan (the edu site has already gone down several times), which show in no uncertain terms ENMOD being used to steer and POWER UP the hurricane:

    http://www.luxefaire.com/ivan.jpg

    http://www.ssec.wisc.edu/~gumley/modis_gallery/ima ges/HurricaneIvan_20040916_1620_500m.jpg

    Hurricane Katrina (911, tsunami, etc) was an attack and there is a lot more to come. ENMOD incorporates old tesla tech, tectonic energies, particulate spraying and much more. Here is some info from a patent by bernard eastlund concernin that:

    from Patent 4,686,605 HAARP (High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program)
    DISCLOSURE OF THE INVENTION... ...Sufficient energy is employed to cause ionization of neutral particles (molecules of oxygen, nitrogen, and the like, PARTICULATES, etc.) which then become part of the (plasma) region, thereby increasing the charged particle density of the region. This effect can also be enhanced by providing artificial particles, eg electrons, ions, etc, directly into the region to be affected from a rocket, satellite, or the like, to supplement the particles in the naturally occurring plasma. The artificial particles are also ionized by the transmitted electromagnetic radiation thereby increasing charged particle density of the resulting plasma of the region...
    In another embodiment of the invention, electron cyclotron resonance heating is carried out in the selected region or regions at sufficient power levels to allow a plasma present to generate a MIRROR FORCE which forces the charged electrons of the altered plasma UPWARD along the force line to an altitude which is higher than the original altitude... Sufficient power, eg 10 to the 15th joules, can be applied so that altered plasma can be trapped on the field line between mirror points and will oscillate in space for prolonged periods of time. By this embodiment, a plume of altered plasma can be established at selected locations for communications modifications or other purposes...
    =
    ed.-That means Surveillance KEYHOLES of ALLLLLL types, folks. Coupled with Time Domain Corporation Classified Eavesdropping Patents (200+) that does not bode well for Human Liberty ANYWHERE.
    = ...Thus, this invention provides the ability to put unprecedented amounts of power in the Earths Atmosphere at strategic locations, and maintain the power injection level, particularly if random pulsing is employed, in a manner far more precise than heretofore accomplished by prior art, particularly by the detonation of nuclear devices of various yields at various altitudes...
    Disruption of communications can be employed by one knowledgeable of this invention as a communications network at the same time (Disruption is caused t

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  253. Re:FEMA's web portal design is the least of our pr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is because Microsoft has totally and completely penetrated our government and all of its IT operations and infrastructure. If you don't think THAT is a problem... then you are part of the problem.

  254. Ironic, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because the reason why MS pulled out of the Mac development was because they could not compete with a browser build in to the OS...!

    1. Re:Ironic, too by falcon5768 · · Score: 1
      But the funny thing is, unlike on Windows where it was built in, Safari is just delivered with it installed (much like IE is installed as well on Macs up untill recent)

      there is nothing making Safari built into the OS where you couldnt do things without it, unlike Windows and IE. Infact I know a lot of users who use Firefox instead of Safari.

      It was widely thought that Bill use this to threaten Apple that if they pulled IE support they could pull Office support too. Everyone knows Microsoft would never do such a thing though cause they actually make a large chunk of profit from their office release, much more than you would think.

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  255. FEMA Demands Use of IE To File Katrina Claims by Barryke · · Score: 1
    Politics: FEMA Demands Use of IE To File Online Katrina Claims
    Update: 09/08 13:48 GMT by Z : Added word 'Online' to title to clarify story.
    Dump americans
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    1. Re:FEMA Demands Use of IE To File Katrina Claims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      btw dump was on purpose, and there was a
      [generalizaton] [/generalization] filtered out because i used arrows like >, sorry.

      also:
      ashdot requires you to wait between each successful posting of a comment to allow everyone a fair chance at posting a comment.
      It's been 4 minutes since you last successfully posted a comment

      wtf?

  256. Okay So Who do we Flame? by trex005 · · Score: 1

    Hey, It would be very bad to use the phone number provided to call in complaints as that may interfere with people getting the help they need... is there any other contact information we can publish here so that we can make our voices heard?

  257. If FEMA's site can be slashdotted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then that's just one more example of stupid incompetence. Do you have any idea how much computing power and bandwidth the Federal Government has?

    There is NO EXCUSE WHATEVER for FEMA to not be able to handle any amount of traffic anybody could throw at it. None.

  258. So who gets fired for this? by cfavader · · Score: 1

    The cold war era FEMA was trained and prepared with the nessesary tools to handle a nuclear disaster. The FEMA of today can't even build a fucking website? Wait, that's not it, because the site works fine with just about every browser, they just added some checks to forcably deny certain browsers that are fully (if not more) capable.

    1. Re:So who gets fired for this? by Warlock7 · · Score: 1

      Nobody in this administration gets fired. Even if they breach national security.

  259. Follow the levee money by uncqual · · Score: 1

    Until a bipartisan investigation is complete, I'm hesitant to draw conclusions, but this article discussing Army Corps of Engineers funding in Louisiana makes some interesting points.

    For example:

    The Corps had been studying the possibility of upgrading the New Orleans levees for a higher level of protection before Katrina hit, but Woodley [administration official overseeing the Corps] said that study would not have been finished for years.
    Since a "study" does not upgrade a levee, it seems like perhaps some previous administration didn't provide enough funding and insight to get the "study" complete to get construction started in time.

    and...

    Before Hurricane Katrina breached a levee on the New Orleans Industrial Canal, the Army Corps of Engineers had already launched a $748 million construction project at that very location. But the project had nothing to do with flood control. The Corps was building a huge new lock for the canal, an effort to accommodate steadily increasing barge traffic.

    Except that barge traffic on the canal has been steadily decreasing.

    Makes one wonder where the Louisiana's US Senators and Representatives priorities were - sounds like they may not have been all that focused.
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    1. Re:Follow the levee money by instarx · · Score: 1

      Before Hurricane Katrina breached a levee on the New Orleans Industrial Canal, the Army Corps of Engineers had already launched a $748 million construction project at that very location. But the project had nothing to do with flood control. The Corps was building a huge new lock for the canal, an effort to accommodate steadily increasing barge traffic.

      Except that barge traffic on the canal has been steadily decreasing.


      If you are trying to imply that the COE lied or was incompetent your logic leaves something to be desired. It seems most likely that barge traffic had been decreasing in the canal because barges were getting bigger and would not fit. That makes increased barge traffic on the river and a simultaneous decrease of barge traffic in the canal perfectly logical.

    2. Re:Follow the levee money by uncqual · · Score: 1
      If you are trying to imply that the COE lied or was incompetent your logic leaves something to be desired. It seems most likely that barge traffic had been decreasing in the canal because barges were getting bigger and would not fit. That makes increased barge traffic on the river and a simultaneous decrease of barge traffic in the canal perfectly logical.

      You are correct - and additional investigation indicates that at a minimum the article I referenced didn't present the ACE position - which is pretty much exactly what you suppose. At first I wondered the same thing you did, but since a reporter failing to mention such an obvious and documented reason (even if just to refute it) would have been such irresponsible reporting, I incorrectly assumed that it wasn't the case.

      The ACE claim is that the new larger locks will decrease the waits for barges and support vessels with deeper drafts. I've now got no idea who is right on this, but certainly the reporter didn't do a good job. The project appears to be quite unpopular among some local residents and some environmentalists but I've not determine why. Anyway, the ACE position is here.

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  260. Newsflash! by n6kuy · · Score: 1

    FEMA Found To Be Incompetent!

    Film at 11...

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  261. bad timing by rhendershot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... to slashdot the FEMA website.

    That being said, I don't understand how it is that a simple form could not have been quickly created using generic technology just to capture the information required. A day or two? I call strawman to their excuse that it was an internal application that fails them; clearly it was a choice that fails them. A choice made under duress, admittedly. But duress due -again- to being *unprepared*.

    I would think that the scenario is obvious since 9/11, so having had several years to prepare, this situation is most egregious. Unfathomable. Unconscionable.

    Not wanting to /. the site further I did not try to find out how much complexity the form has... but even a simple form that posts to a servlet to store in a temporary database table. Something....

  262. One question... by hummassa · · Score: 1

    Where did you left your sense of humour today?
    The GPP was obviously being sarcastic, but your sarcasm detector seems to be broken.

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    1. Re:One question... by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

      If so, I apologise to him profusely.

      However, it was a borderline case, and it was hardly clear one way or the other - it could easily have been a serious comment from someone who values Expediency over Correctness, and as the discussions in this article have proven, there are a lot of them about, even on Slashdot.

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    2. Re:One question... by mekkab · · Score: 1

      Apparently I have gotten into a leadership position, because I have people explaining my jokes for me.

      Pretty cool, actually.

      The "GBTW!!!" was the cincher that should have pushed it over the edge for you.

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    3. Re:One question... by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

      Congrats - hopefully as a result of my ranting you might avoid the kind of mistakes that make underlings wish your untimely demise ;-)

      Nah, I didn't get the "GBTW", and still don't. I subconsciously wrote it off as a cryptic sig and ignored it.</embarrassed>

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    4. Re:One question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some things just aren't funny. Like 2k American deaths in Iraq, maybe 20k deaths in Karrina, and untold suffering of the survivors, and governmental incompetence at all levels making things worse.

      Sorry fellow, but I for one ain't in a laughing mood right now. Last week I felt like crying, this week I feel like punching some incompetent Presidents, Governors, and Mayors.

      But I'm sure as hell not in a laughing mood this week. The only ones who seem to be in a laughing mood are you, the President, and his mother.

      You're all a bunch of assholes.

    5. Re:One question... by mekkab · · Score: 1

      actually, at work we went with an Open standard back in the 80s. Infact, it was the open standard; the Open System Interconnect 7 layer network stack. Who needs TCP/IP?! This was a global standard!

        We certainly got screwed on that one.
      (and before you say anything, its not JUST a networking model; there are protocols to back it up and we have a fully working stack. Egads.)

      As for the GBTW, it is typically combined with STFU. Searching Urban Dictionary is left as an exercise for the reader.

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    6. Re:One question... by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

      Heh, fair play. I should have specified a well-supported and already popular open standard ;-)

      Obviously technology changes, and some developments take off while others die a lonely death. However, I'd submit that any proprietary standard is tied to the fortunes (and whims) of one company, instead of the marketplace as a whole - this means that if that company dies (or unilaterally decides to deprecate the system (Win98), or makes bad decisions on the technology (ActiveX)) you're screwed.

      Personally, I'd always rather trust on something that's sure to be slow and steady to evolve (since everyone has to agree on changes), is generally the best solution (since people adopt it solely on its merits, rather than because the owners spend milions on advertising it), and doesn't unnecessarily yoke my company's fortunes to one single other company.

      The way I see it, (unnecessarily) using proprietary protocols gives you all the liability of the owning company, without any tangible benefits.

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  263. Not yet by TheVidiot · · Score: 1

    But just wait, my friend, just wait... Brazil has some quality natural resources that Bush may need.

  264. I wonder by suman28 · · Score: 1

    If the people filing the claims, online or otherwise even care about this issue. So, what is it to you? First things first, let's get the places hit by the hurricane, cleaned and operational. Then you can worry about what site does or does not run on what browser. Sheesh.

    1. Re:I wonder by Ricochet · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The reason is that some people are building web access kiosks and they're using Linux. The reason for the kiosks are so people can communicate with others. While I agree it's not the first thing on the list of that which is important, communication is important and these kiosks may be the first thing available to many. Also by using the kiosk they may be able to start the FEMA paper work early and get something that can help them soon.

  265. Aiie by flibuste · · Score: 1

    ...and the legendary tradition of american mediocrity and terrible lack of consideration for one another carries on... and on... and on...

  266. You Sir, are a LYING SOB. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "That's funny, because I seem to remember notable publications...blahblahblah..."

    That's funny, because I seem to notice you don't back your contentions with any reference url's.

    And to say that more funds have been diverted to 'social programs' than Iraq during the last 5 odd years, is rather disingenuous, to say the least.

  267. Medal of Freedom Winners by tengu1sd · · Score: 1

    I predict at least one Medal of Freedom for FEMA response from the Bush White House. After all, we have a president who can alter reality.

  268. Can we share ANY blame with Lousianna? by alexhmit01 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Look, FEMA fucked up and was sloppy. I have no idea how much was the politically appointee at the top, and how much is institutional stupidity that goes back years. Some blame belongs to Bush and his appointee, on the "buck stops here" logic, but let's be realistic on some of what happened.

    The Levee maintenance program has been "underfunded" for THREE decades. Every federal program is "underfunded," because people ask for the world, get something, and can now claim to have been underfunded.

    It is NOT clear that if that $250m was restored to the Federal budget that the levees would have held. We have NO IDEA. But when the levees and a system designed for Category 3 Hurricanes gets hit with a slow moving Category 4, better maintenance PROBABLY WOULD NOT have mattered.

    Louisiana/New Orleans have a Levee Maintenance Board that is supposed to maintain and improve the Levees. They can issue municipal bonds to pay for it (those lovely options that cities and states have that pay a lower interest rate than treasuries, because the interest is federal tax free, so the government picks up a third of the interest tab in terms of your rate being lower by a third). However, in typical Louisiana corruption, it was filled with political friends with NO INTEREST in Levees, and focused on casinos.

    Further, FEMA is EXTREMELY powerful, which makes civil libertarians nervous. Here you have an executive branch department that can single-handedly declare martial law, basically suspend the constitution, etc., powers normally only available to Congress in wartime. The CHECK on government abuse is that a city or state MUST request that help. Now, in an ideal world, FEMA would ONLY be called in REAL emergencies (but when you declare an emergency, FEMA picks up 80% of the tab, so anytime you can you declare an emergency), but federal programs only work when they expand, not only act 1-4 times a decade.

    The evacuation of New Orleans was the city's responsibility and the city's PLAN called for using school buses to evacuate people... why didn't this happen?

    Notifying FEMA of where shelter's are is a LOCAL responsibility, because FEMA doesn't come in until AFTER there is an emergency. The Superdome is a lovely batch of embarrassment. FEMA learned through official channels 2 or 3 days in that there were people there with no food and water. The news-media was floored "don't you have a television." But as sad as this is, it kinda makes sense... You have some level of lower down FEMA officials going over their checklist, and the Superdome isn't on it, so it is ignored. The higher ups are watching the Superdome footage on TV thinking "those poor people, at least help is on the way." But a disconnect there completely makes sense, and is extremely tragic. Whoever is on the ground sees that it isn't on their list and assumes that it is someone else's. Those above that see it isn't getting help assume that it is on someone's list... More people die... I place the bame 70%-30%, 70% on local officials who didn't notify FEMA properly, and 30% Fed's, because when you see the media talking about people there being without food or medicine for 2-3 days, you call down the pipe until you find out who is responsible for it. The media attention could have made it possible to save lives, if someone thought outside the box.

    Decades of mismanagement and corruption in Louisiana caused a catastrophe... Bush is apparently a COMPLETELY incompetent leader who can't get anyone good in the government... This situation sucks. But I'm sick of the partisanship on this... Plenty of stupidity goes around.

    BTW: more has been spent on Levee's by the Feds in the 5 years that Bush has been in office than the 8 years that Clinton was in office. That doesn't mean anything, but this "Bush wanted to levees to break so he cut funding" doesn't match reality. I'm pretty sure that the leader of the free world wasn't personally overseeing levee maintenance... unfortunately, neither was the levee maintenance board...

    Alex

    1. Re:Can we share ANY blame with Lousianna? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may want to check your facts here. Help was asked for BEFORE the hurricane hit, not after. Not to say the local government was blameless. But they weren't exactly helped out by the feds, who were supposed to be prepared for just such an emergency. Unless I misunderstand the purpose of even having FEMA....

    2. Re:Can we share ANY blame with Lousianna? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      George, it was really nothing. Don't stress out about it!

    3. Re:Can we share ANY blame with Lousianna? by JhohannaVH · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Hear Hear!!! This is the first sense I've seen posted on here in forever. I tried to talk sense into people, but it don't work. People are so blind only to what they want to see, who they want to blame. Check out the survivor stories. They KNOW how badly mismanaged their parish and state were... and have been calling for their ousts for years. And WHO has run that state for the last 30 years? Democrats. Oh, and to hear them say it... Black ones. So everyone bitching about race.... look to the BLACK leaders of New Orleans that stood by for 30 years and did jack shit.

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    4. Re:Can we share ANY blame with Lousianna? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are insane.

    5. Re:Can we share ANY blame with Lousianna? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is by FAR one of the best analysis have have seen on Slashdot.

    6. Re:Can we share ANY blame with Lousianna? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, local authorities share some of the blame. However, when the city is wiped out and there are no communications, there ARE no local authorities. In addition, it is obvious that the city does not have the resources to handle anything on that scale. Local police are for handling the fraction of a percent of people that are causing trouble at any one time; they can't handle everyone being IN trouble all at the SAME time. It was obvious to everyone that they needed OUTside help.

      Finally, if you are a leader, if you are in charge, and you see people without water AT ANY TIME, you MUST go in immediately. It was immediately apparent that the local authorities were not doing anything, regardless of WHY. If it were me in charge, first thing I would do is have trailer trucks full of bottled water pulling up everywhere there was a crowd. Second, I would have those swamp boats picking up people in groups, not one at a time in a basket from a helicopter. Next, I'd be ALLOWING everyone to leave, not blockading the only road out like the Sheriffs were doing: Paramedics' Story.

    7. Re:Can we share ANY blame with Lousianna? by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      The problem with your argument is that Bush declared NO a national disaster almost immediately.

      At that point FEMA was in charge.

      And SINCE that point, FEMA has fucked up in a way which is clearly the responsibility of the morons running it - who happen to be George Bush's political cronies.

      Bottom line: Bush assigned incompetent political cronies to run FEMA, Bush folded FEMA into DHS where it was starved for funds (supposedly, I can't cite anything other than what I've read about that and I don't have the cites in front of me), and Bush slashed the levee budget in favor of Iraq, thus CONTINUING the errors of previous Presidents.

      All in all, the buck stops at the White House.

      And I am not a "partisan", because I'm an anarchist, not a Democrat. I'm sure Clinton would have fucked this up as well in favor of HIS political cronies and his pet projects.

      That doesn't excuse Bush.

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    8. Re:Can we share ANY blame with Lousianna? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scientific American October 2001 issue - Drowning New Orleans - Well the problem WAS known and FORESEEABLE.

      Next, when budgets are slashed, you do (OR) Operations Research on the mix - to reduce risk , maximize outcomes - that done? - nope - political horsetrading.

      Then you compare NY 911 performance with FEMA now, and there is no comparison. Now Bush & Co can pay big bucks for unwise cutbacks, the ticking gamble that turned sour bigtime.

      Are we done? Nope. NC and the rest of the coast is still exposed to weather threats, but peoples houses underwritten by sam. The answer is concentrate on the home front, and bail out elsewhere. The surviving displaced should get on the voting rolls fast!

  269. browser compatibility by __aabwba5127 · · Score: 1

    I just tried firefox and mozilla, both with the prefbar extension. When selecting to hide the browser and appear as IE, the site works flawlessly. Looks like their compatibility checks are pretty limited... 5u113n

  270. MSNBC has a lotta nerve by sunnyflorida · · Score: 1

    Half the stuff on MSNBC requires Windows last time I tried it.

    1. Re:MSNBC has a lotta nerve by ylikone · · Score: 1
      I remember a while back MSNBC just gave me a big blank gray screen on the frontpage! Seems to be working these days though.

      One big site that still doesn't work with Forefox/Linux is http://www.abcnews.go.com/ The frontpage comes up fine, but try going to any of the sections (from the left side menu). Everything under the section headings comes up blank!

      These huge companies can't afford web-developers that can make cross-platform/cross-browser web code? I mean, WTF?! Pathetic.

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    2. Re:MSNBC has a lotta nerve by sunnyflorida · · Score: 1

      I really do not like MSNBC. I'm not a big fan of MSFT or NBC so I don't go there. I also really get irritated with Mat-hues and his guests esp. Katrina what-her-name and that guy Corn. I think the technical problem had something to do with WMP on Mac. I have seen some sites use ActiveX to launch the clip and I'm pretty sure MSNBC.com was one. I remember sending them an email and I think they told me to pound sand. Because of the relationship with MSFT I thought maybe it was intentional but since I can easily live without MSNBC (and so can millions and millions of Americans) I kind never went back. I just find it ironic that entity that give FEMA a ding did the same darn thing.

  271. If you are affected, file: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  272. dot dot dot dash dash dash dot dot dot by captfi · · Score: 1

    Potentialy a sign of the lack of broad thinking across the whole of FEMA.
    You would think FEMA in an emergency would make it possible to use
    lynx
    telnet
    morse code
    flash lights
    read and green flags
    smoke signals

    I wonder how many languages they can speak in when you use the telephone?

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  273. Another interesting point -- Section 508 by octaene · · Score: 1

    The FEMA web site states emphatically that their site and web applications are compliant with Section 508 of the Rehabilitation Act of 1973.

    This IE specific issue is absolutely NOT compliant with Section 508.

  274. Contact FEMA and voice your concern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The general email address for FEMA is FEMAOPA@DHS.GOV and I would encourage folks to send them a message voicing your concerns about FEMA requiring IE.

    I feel this is total incompetence on the part of FEMA to require a specific browser to apply for assistance as a goverment agency that responds to disasters should provide services that people can get to with almost any browser to insure that the folks who need the help, can get it.

    I am a state goverment employee with an agency that provides assistance to the unemployed and support as many browsers as possible to include IE, IE 5.2 for Mac, Firefox, Opera and Safari.

    We have a web staff of 2 people and if we can provide this type access for non-emergency services, our federal folks should be able to do the same for critical services.

  275. New FEMA Acronym by Dracos · · Score: 1

    Federal Extreme Mismanagement Agency

    Isn't FEMA part of the Department of Homer Sim...er, Homeland Security? Don't they read their memos?

  276. Nevertheless, this will be convenient... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nevertheless, this will be convenient... ... for the hordes of New Orleans refugees who will (apparently) move to Nigeria.

  277. We can. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    For most of my own websites, I'll post a big fat warning to any browsers I don't like, mainly IE, but also Opera. I'll throw out a "Get Firefox" button, but I'll also say, "The W3C says I'm standard-compliant, so if the site looks bad, it's your own fault. Complain to your browser people or get a new browser."

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    1. Re:We can. by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Then you're arrogant and don't give a shit about your users, and I won't be going to your website any time soon, even though I use Firefox.

      Some of us want everyone to be able to read our content.

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  278. This just in... by coastin · · Score: 1

    FEMA now requiring MS Longhorn.. er Vista O/S to file online claims!

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  279. Re:Alternative solutions by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 1

    It is quite apparent that this web page was *not* put up for this particular natural disaster. Indeed, I'd find it rather disturbing if an organization with the purpose of FEMA had had to quickly put up a web site for this.

    It is also apparent that the web page wants a specific version of IE, so it seems that the Mac version will not do. It is quite clear to anyone who creates web sites and knows the appropriate standards that building a web site which requires a specific browser is actually *more* work than doing otherwise.

    Hmm. I really don't feel like going on. I guess that if you are interested in finding out why you are wrong, you'll read up a bit on the matter, and if you are not, well, there is ni point in my writing anything else...

    Enjoy.

  280. What about accessibility by Symbha · · Score: 1

    Interesting that FEMA does not comply with US Accessibility laws.

  281. Zonk, Journalistic Whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Update: 09/08 13:48 GMT by Z : Added word 'Online' to title to clarify story.

    Yeah, nice catch you fucking moron. Why don't you just go suck some dicks like the whore that you are and leave journalism for the journalists.

  282. Opera masking, FEMA website by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I just tried it out of curiousity. Opera 8.02 pretending to be IE on a Win98 machine. (I know, I know..)

    It *seems* to work just fine. Admittedly, I didn't go through the entire application process -- I am not in need of disaster relief and do not want to bog down the already bogged process -- but what I saw looked promising.

    There are many websites that claim to only work with IE and refuse entry to other browsers, even when there is *NOTHING* on the site that actually uses any of the special IE "features" (read: bugs). Maybe FEMA is one of them.

  283. The paperwork snafu by alexhmit01 · · Score: 1

    The facts that I'm aware of include authorization paperwork for other states to send national guard troops in. And Washington sat on the paperwork for days.

    Now WHY two sovereign states require permission from a Federal Executive Branch agency to help each other is beyond me, unless it is to prevent the formation of a new Army of Northern Virginia... which keeping military forces from moving around makes it harder to create an open rebellion.

    I actually don't understand why we have FEMA... it seems like the heavy lifting in real emergencies is via the National Guard, and multi-state agreements generally handle it. It seems like FEMA is an attempt to share information and disaster planning (like the expanded and increasingly useless and dangerous Department of Education, which doesn't do much for education but creates red tape and sucks down resources).

    It seems like a more cost effective solution would be to have a disaster planning division in the Army, instead of a civilian organization since the real work is done via military personnel, and private donations seem to dominate over government contributions...

    But that's just me.

    I aam in NO way excusing inept behavior by FEMA, I'm just saying that it wasn't the problem.

    It was catastrophically prepared for and messed up long BEFORE FEMA got a chance to make things worse, that's all I'm saying.

    Alex

    1. Re:The paperwork snafu by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      The facts that I'm aware of include authorization paperwork for other states to send national guard troops in.

      Where is your information source on this? Was this request made by Louisana, or was the request made by other states?

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    2. Re:The paperwork snafu by budgenator · · Score: 1

      keeping military forces from moving around makes it harder to create an open rebellion.
      That's a big part of it, my old NG unit was infantry in Michigan, other battalions of infantry were in Ohio, our Division HQ was in Illinois, not to mention that our armor and artillery assets were scattered; all this make a National Guard unit pretty in-effective as a combat unit with-out the co-operation of several state and the federal government. For several decades our units have been re-aligned to differnt jobs, trying to fit into the federal governments shifting vision of what the National Guard's role was in the total-force. My unit actualy was re-trained 4 times in 3 years, 2 of which were into jobs that couldn't be on the job trained, requiring the whoile unit to attend formal schooling! You don't have to be a rocket scientists to imagine the degree of political intrigue that system generates.

      In the past I've argued against the Idea, but now I've decided I was wrong and think all of the Guards, Army National Guard, and Air National Guard, belong not under the DOD but under Homeland Security with the Coast Guard, for their secondary missions. It's simply leave to big of a gap in our national defense to alow the DOD to continue to use the Guards to fill in their under-manned over-commited forces, and leave the states without the man-power and equipment needed to respond to a security threat of either natural or foriegn origins.

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    3. Re:The paperwork snafu by Mo+Bedda · · Score: 1

      Here is one source. I have heard the story of NM offering troops, the offer being accepted, and them waiting on paperwork from D.C. from many sources.

    4. Re:The paperwork snafu by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      I personally don't see any reason why the Guards should be under *any* federal branch unless they're federalised.

      If they're federalised, then they're usually just as much a combat military organization force as the Army or Air Force, so it makes sense for them to be under the DoD.

      But unless they're being assigned to combat, then yeah, DHS definitely. For instance, if they're federalised to handle a national crisis like this hurricane. (although, I don't imagine the Guards in this instance *are* even federalised, and if they are, then why?)

      The National Guard should be functioning as a self-sufficient element of the state government to which they belong. If the DoD wants a group trained to fill a special role that they'd like a backup for, then show the state the money (which is possibly how they do it now, I don't know.)

      But the Governor of that state (or whatever Commander in Chief they have of their Guard) should be responsible for their Guards, independent of the Federal government in any way.

      Unfortunately for having one state's Guard help another state; I can see how you can file that under "interstate traffic", and thus it would be federally controlled. Who knows... but there shouldn't be a reason why the Louisiana Guard couldn't have been on call, and ready to go the second the Hurrican passed.

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    5. Re:The paperwork snafu by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      It is in the consitution. congress and the federal government have to agree to all disputes or colaboration between the states. Some of these consents are already in place by laws passed. It seems not this time.

      In essence, virginia cannot agree to some deal with west virginia that might give them more powers then maryland or such unless congress already said thru a law they could or gives aproval when the deal is being negotiated.

    6. Re:The paperwork snafu by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      Makes sense.

      Still doesn't mean that the National Guard of a particular state can't act as an individual autonomous unit.

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    7. Re:The paperwork snafu by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      Word from somebody on Boing Boing is that as far as anyone can tell, FEMA has fucked up so badly they have been marginalized and the National Guard is in charge now.

      Unfortunately, they seem to think they're still in Iraq and are behaving accordingly. An Australian paper reported they shot several people walking on a bridge who were then determined to be DOD workers (I'm NOT sure whether the shooters were Guard or local cops, as I don't remember the article details.) Also they are blocking access to aid workers of all kinds, preventing a lot of aid from entering the city.

      As for why we have FEMA, it's simple: it's job is to protect the state from an "emergency" (read: civilians shooting politicians in an insurgent manner OR the Federal government shooting citizens in an oppressive manner). That's it - everything else is window dressing for public consumption.

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    8. Re:The paperwork snafu by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Technicaly the National Guard isn't under a federal branch untill federalized, which requires the Feds to call whole units rather than individuals, since the several states became quite addicted to federal money for the Guards, they effectively call the shots.
      Idealy a Governor might decide they need
      3 battalions of Infantry very usefull for disasters just to have able bodies for misc missions,
      1 MUST, Medical unit self contained, transportable, a hospital that can be put anywhere and be operational in a matter of hours.
      1 transportation battalion, truckers are extreemly useful
      3 military police batalions, 2 of which would be PW camp trained very usefull for setting up and running a relief center real quick
      through in some helicopters for good measure and you would be able to handle just about anything.
      The fed however would probably say that it didn't fit their force alignments.

      Yes the governor's could have just sent the troops to help, but people troops have to be paid, and provisioned, under state budgets that are just barely ballanced through slight-of-hand accounting. The bottom-line is the mayor of NO and the Governor have to ask for federal assostanc, these same people, turned away a red cross convoy of food, water, blankets and power generators going to the super-dome before the levee broke, not only didn't exicute the evac plan, but ordered the school busses that were supposed to take people to safety parked and pad-locked and didn't declair an emergency untill 3 days later!

      Why, the only reason that make any sense to me is the mayor and governor saw the oppertunities for urban renewal without have to pay those pesky emminant domain fees more valuable than the people who died. I sincerely hope that a couple of people see some extensive prison time over this.

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    9. Re:The paperwork snafu by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Actualy it can within that state. Unfortunatly, the federal governemnt reserves some control over the National guards of the different states. This gives them some say in the way they operate.

      At the risk of going way off topic here, This is one of the reasons the second ammendment is so important. We have certain people working for it's demise claiming everythign from it was intended to allow you to hunt to we have a state malitia so indeviduals don't need guns. The type of malitia the second amendment calls for is not organizerd by the state or any governemnt untill it is needed but haves thier own guns and are ready to use them. It is indeviduals seperate from the control of the government who can come to arms if ever neccesary.

      Now to bring that back a little. The state run malitias are basicaly ways to have a larger military and spread the cost around so it doen't apear as big as it is. In todays times we see alot of funding comming from the federal governemnt to the states for this purpose. We also see alot of control going with the funding as well as other programs tied to it. The days of the ohio national guard belonging to ohio has almost past and now they are basicaly the reserve branch of the army except with a little more/different paper work that gets filed.

      In essence, there was nothign stoping the governers of any of the huurricane stricken areas form mobilizing thier own national guard units to operate within thier own state. It is done out west all the time to help fight wild fires. But for another state to send troops in, the federal government (congress) has to OK it in one way or another.

      It is frustrating to watch the blame game going on and realize that even the people in charge don't fully understand the way these things work. I saw some mayer blame the feds for not comming soon enough even though they have to be invited in after the fact or have a state of emergency called by the federal governemnt first. Guess wich happened. A surpream court case a while back determined that the governemnt /police, fire, federal state or local, doesn't have any obligation to protect or provide for the citizens. This is against the standard conception that it is the governments responcibility to do these things. I think it adds to t he confusion.

  284. from the WinPres 2008 EULA: by orgelspieler · · Score: 1
    12. DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES. Microsoft and its suppliers provide the President and support services (if any) AS IS AND WITH ALL FAULTS, and hereby disclaim all other warranties and conditions, either express, implied or statutory, including, but not limited to, any (if any) implied warranties, duties or conditions of merchantability, of fitness for a particular purpose, of reliability or availability, of accuracy or completeness of responses, of results, of workmanlike effort, of lack of viruses, and of lack of negligence, all with regard to the President, and the provision of or failure to provide support or other services, information, software, and related content through the President or otherwise arising out of the election of the President.

    14. OBLITERATION OF THIRD PARTY CANDIDATES. You may obliterate third party candidates through the election of the President. The third party candidates are not under the control of Microsoft, yet. Microsoft is mentioning third party candidates to you only as a convenience, and does not imply an endorsement by Microsoft of the third party candidate.

    19. The President is protected by copyright and other intellectual property laws and treaties. Microsoft or its suppliers own the title, copyright, and other intellectual property rights in the President. The President is bought, not sold.

  285. It's a mashup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A cross between "never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity" and "any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

    I thought you guys were supposed to be nerds?

    (mind reading capcha: sorter)

    GOD DAMN IT.... slow down cowboy its been sixteen minutes... GOD DAMN IT!!!
    I guess I was wrong about this being a nerd site...

    1. Re:It's a mashup by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      I always wondered, was Heinlein's mother really a hot babe with waist length red hair?

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  286. Slashdot zealot sensationalism by EraserMouseMan · · Score: 1

    "FEMA Demands. . ."
    Um, how about, "FEMA Streamlines Support And Development Requirements By Supporting The Browser That 90% Of People Use" (and probably 99.9% of people have easy access to).

    FEMA is struggling just to get food to these people do you think they want to deal with 4 different browser configs that only make up maybe 10% of market share?

    Plus, 70% of New Orleans residents are below the poverty line. I doubt these people even have a computer. That means that they will be using the ones at the libraries at whereever they evacuated to. And **pretty-much** all public-use Library computers are running IE.

    So chill out! It is a smart decision for FEMA to cut cost & time by standardizing the site on IE browsers.

    Oh, BTW, I don't think any of these people who's houses got destroyed give a flying F*** about the Open Source browser movement right now. So don't even go there (but I'm sure you will).

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  287. Re:Assuming those people have their computers stil by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 1

    Use your imagination...

    Requiring IE implies that you can only accept hardware donations which have the correct version of Windows and IE installed, and of course, you have to make sure that the licence is transferred with the donation and what not. Have you ever tried to set up a Windows box? Have you ever tried to boot from a Knoppix CD? Which one takes longer? WHich one requires more work and expertise in order to avoid being completely owned after the first 7 minutes online?...

    In the best academic tradition, I'll leave it as an easy exercise for you to come up with a list of 5 more things that result from requiring IE6 which are completely unnecessary.

    Apart from these practicalities, there is always the principle, which, one could argue, can be left for consideration till after things have calmed down... Is it correct that a government agency picks a proprietary piece of software as a requirement for citizens to interact with it, when the knowledge and means needed in order to avoid imposing such a requirement are easily available?

  288. Firefox Solution (Linux, Mac & Win) by MBHkewl · · Score: 1

    My bank's online system demands using IE; Although I sent a couple of emails clarifying the bugs in IE & how insecure it is, they kept their stupid standards.

    I downloaded FireFox's extension, User Agent Switcher, changed the browser's agent to IE 6 - WinXP and everything worked out fine.

    I hope that helps.
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  289. two words... by standsolid · · Score: 1

    last straw

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  290. Send FEMA an E-Mail! by TheCeltic · · Score: 1

    Here is the email link (FEMAOPA@dhs.gov)

    Let FEMA know that there are multiple OS's and web-browsers in the world. Leaving 1/10th of the population out of the loop isn't only a bad idea from the perspective of what's fair, it's not smart for our Country to rely on one OS/Browser/etc.. from a Federal Emergency point of view. Hopefully they listen (afterall, that's the job of FEMA).

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  291. Want to really have a good one? by Mashiki · · Score: 1

    Figure this, enviromentalists sued to stop a floodgate system on Lake Pontchartrain. Same type of system used around the world for storm surges from typhoons and the like.

    Imagine if it had been built several years ago planned as a 'stratigic fortifications' system, rather then leaving the lake system as it is. People are their own worst enemy.

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  292. Haliburton ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What in the hell is the $50 billion for, or even $10.5 billion, or whatever congress gives them.

  293. Locating Victimes by MBHkewl · · Score: 1

    On wireless services, it's possible to locate the user of a wireless service.

    But I think there are people there with satellite mobile phones; Isn't it possible to locate the caller's position using GPS or something similar?

    That would give the exact geographical location, to which they can send aids to.

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  294. Re:there IS be a law... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, Section 508 does not help vendor- or device-indepence. Read it. It's only about physical disability (mostly blindness).

    A blind person *can* use MSIE and that fulfills Section 508.

  295. JPL is even worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    JPL's job website is another of these. See JPL Career Launch. From the site: "In order to access the JPL Career Launch website using a Macintosh you must use Internet Explorer running under a PC Emulator."

    Talk about adding insult to injury...

  296. Want to file for aid online? HUAHAHAHA by xmorg · · Score: 1

    Want to file for aid online? Better run Windows

    Its shamefull that MSnbc to gloat over its stranglehold over government developement.

    1) I have serveral relatives in Louisiana, and all of them have Archaic computers. Even with windows I doubt that it will be up to the latest and greatest IE 60.
    2) It probably doesnt matter because online filing requires (a) power, and (b) communication lines. So unless they were relocated to a house that has these, no dice.

    This is a hot issue for me because I used to work with a business that had some unknown developer develop its tools with rigid IE only crap. Dispite the many hundreds of different ways to develop a dynamic website, this junk is still used....GRRRRRRR

    So not only do you need Windows... you need Windows XP, or at least a heavily updated 2k or ME.

  297. Don't feel too bad... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    I live in the US, and I didn't vote for him either.

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    1. Re:Don't feel too bad... by bogado · · Score: 1

      At least you had a chance to be heard, and many of you did vote against Bush, too bad there weren't enought.

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  298. I seem to recall a phrase from a President... by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Something about a buck stopping somewhere...

    Harry Truman said it. A better saying for the current occupant of the White House, Bush, is "I don't even see the buck". If it obstructs his roadmap he doesn't see it.

    Falcon
    1. Re:I seem to recall a phrase from a President... by lightning+detector · · Score: 1

      Another quote from Bush:

      "I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented administration"

      - and now, of course, we see the results.

  299. Re:you may be next...and if not next, then soon... by planetoid · · Score: 1

    Don't be silly. Everyone knows it's actually Jewish banker midgets from outer space working on Xenu's behalf that are responsible for this hurricane.

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  300. May I be the first to say.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    And I thought Katrina was a disaster!

    Sorry, couldn't resist.

    On a side note, my "confirm you're not a script" is "sacred". Nice.

  301. Now Posted On FEMA Site by digid · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Currently to complete your application online you must be using Microsoft's Internet Explorer 6.0 or above. We are in the process of modifying the application so that it will be available to additional browsers."

    Slashdot Effect in Action. Slashdot Activism is Cool

  302. A "MicroSoft"NBC Report? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting that a news Network owned (in part) by Microsoft is reporting this. Are they saying it with a big smile on their face?
    It's also very possible that this browser was specified by the government procurement rules which prevent government agencies from making their own decisions on what tools and products to use. I.E. may well have had a contract which said that was the browser everyone had to use. (Of course that doesn't mean that the software had to deny all other browsers).

  303. CERT's warning--over a year ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another agency of the US gov't (another arm of the Department of Homeland Security, in fact)
    in early June of 2004 said STOP USING INTERNET EXPLORER.

    gewg_

  304. Um... by mattwarden · · Score: 1

    Isn't one tragedy enough?

  305. FSF collecting comments by johnsu01 · · Score: 1

    FSF is collecting copies of comments that people e-mail to FEMA about this. See http://www.fsf.org/news/fema.html.

  306. But Homeland Security says don't use IE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Last year Homeland Security said people should stop using IE. FEMA is part of Homeland security, apparently they didn't get the memo.

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  307. One good reason by kaladorn · · Score: 1

    One good reason it'll cost you something. If these people are left unemployed and unhoused in other places (having been evacuated), you'll just end up with more crime, more social support issues (and corresponding expenses), a more tightly stretched local and state tax base, and probably an economic recession.

    Though it costs money, the rebuilding will lead to a mini-boom of sorts to help compensate for the flood, will get people back to work, encourage people to flow back out of the heavily refugee-laden states (whose own state planning is going to have troubles handling the population influx), etc.

    It looks like money burnt, but in reality, much of the rebuilding and reconstruction money and accompanying programs to encourage industry will result in jobs, new opportunities, etc. and it will help turn people who are destitute now back into (in many cases) rate-payers.

    So, you could be short-sighted and give them short shrift, but the people you'd really be screwing are the states they evacuated to and the nation as a whole.

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    1. Re:One good reason by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      Or you could easily have this scenario, which is reportedly being considered:

      The entire city is going to be destroyed, according to some reports. (Not to mention that every habitation will be searched for "hazardous chemicals" before doing this - thus resulting in the most organized looting anyone has ever seen since the fall of Baghdad.)

      Then the residents will be dunned for the cost of destroying the "uninhabitable" residences and office buildings.

      They won't be able to pay (or probably even know they've been dunned, since they are scattered to the four winds), so the property gets seized and auctioned off for pennies on the dollar to developers who will then rebuild the city (with generous government loans from the politicians they regularly bribe).

      Except the city will be rebuilt for middle class white citizens, corporate headquarters, casinos, whatever. Blacks need not apply for housing.

      Meanwhile, Halliburton and the other Bush cronies will get scores of billions to "rebuild", to "sanitize", to "upgrade", etc., etc.

      This disaster is the best opportunity since Iraq for total, large-scale, mass looting by the people who run this country.

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  308. Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if your computer is under water and you have no power? Or worse yet, are living in a shelter with no computer?

  309. Does Micro$oft and the gov't have their hands..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....in eachother's pockets and down their paints?!
    This isn't the first time something like this
    happen.

      Anyway, if I were a Katrina victim who gouldn't get
    help because of this shit, I would be demanding the
    head of the webmaster.

  310. Who here knows about Disaster Relief? No hands? by kaladorn · · Score: 1

    I suspect the number of people who know anything about large scale disaster planning in the media or who post on slashdot (as an alternative media outlet) are diminishingly small. Hence, we have a lot of people speaking to matters they know Sweet FA about.

    I have served some time in the Army and have lots of friends in the Coast Gaurd and the US Army. The Coast Gaurd, especially, was making a full court press (as my friend put it) in the rescue efforts, getting 29 cutters and 52 aircraft into action fairly quickly.

    Part of the problem is we (in the Western World) have become the 'now now now' Internet generation. We expect everything to happen post haste. My mother, who survived the Blitz and WW2 in Britain, finds the people getting all worked up over the US response to be ridiculous. I have to admit, I agree with her.

    Let's look at the response. New Orleans didn't use its city and school buses to evacuate the city. Why not? People didn't leave the city when they were told to. What were they thinking? The levees weren't upgraded, even though this problem has been known about for many decades. Sure you can blame the Feds, but I'm thinking the state and NO taxpayers themselves had better go thinking about their part in that failure.

    As for the Fed's response, they've put in (in about a week), more troops than are in the entire Canadian Army. They've deployed what I assume must be hundreds of helicopters on rescue duties. Now, yes, the helicopters picked people off of flooding housing and dropped them on overpasses and at the superdome. Those pilots did what they were told and are only first-line responders. Where was the NOPD, city gov't and state organization at the Superdome and the Convention Center? Not too visible, was it?

    As far as getting rescue supplies in and second stage rescue operations setup - yes, it could have been done better I feel sure. Yet at the same time, in order to have a chopper operating to do rescue, you need to setup a FARP where the chopper can fuel up. You need base facilities for routine maintenance and mechanical failures to be handled (we've seen remarkably few catastrophic failures given the number of rescue sorties and presumably pilot duty schedules). Pilots need to sleep and be fed as do mechanics and SAR techs. All in a secure area. That takes a lot of logistics, just to get these sorts of FARPs setup. And it takes time.
    It takes time for an Aircraft Carrier or Amphibious Assault ship to steam to the area. It takes time for the army engineers to clear roads to let larger relief vehicles in. NO wasn't the only place hit, many of the roads into new orleans would be absolutely impassable.

    This process all takes time. Did it take too much time? Maybe. BUT THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CAN ASSESS THAT ARE DISASTER RELIEF EXPERTS WITH ALL THE DATA IN THEIR POSSESSION.

    This is clearly an analysis that cannot be meaninfully conducted until well after the fact. I saw a piece in the UK Gaurdian talking about how most of the claims of murders and rapes and dead babies and such in the Superdome just cannot be substantiated or firsthand witnesses located. Rumour works like a wildfire in these situations. I'm not saying crappy stuff didn't happen and crimes didn't happen (I'm not an idiot). But it may well be that as bad as it was, the media hype and the rumour (how many times did the media talk to actual eyewitnesses? how many times did they tell you the unsubstantiated stories could not be confirmed? how many people, hearing these unsubstantiated tales, just took them as gospel?) probably did as much damage as anything and it shaped our perceptions.

    We don't have the expertise to do anything more than say "It seems like more might have been done, maybe" or "The response didn't seem fast enough for the requirements... even if it was the fastest possible". We need to let experts on the subject collect data on the response, analyse that data, talk to the various institutions involved, talk to various first responders and organizers, and figure out what

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    1. Re:Who here knows about Disaster Relief? No hands? by digitalghost1 · · Score: 1

      Amen Kaladorn. It's far easier to blame without intelligence into what is actually going on down there, than it is to get hard data from the ground which we won't see for weeks.

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    2. Re:Who here knows about Disaster Relief? No hands? by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      Not sure if you meant to respond to my comment, but I agree with you completely. I was alluding to the same thing in a lot less words :)

    3. Re:Who here knows about Disaster Relief? No hands? by kaladorn · · Score: 1

      It was a more generalized comment, not particularly directed at a particular parent post. Sorry if it may have looked that way. And I have been accused of verbosity on occasion... ;)

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    4. Re:Who here knows about Disaster Relief? No hands? by MetaPhyzx · · Score: 1
      I've read this post in it's entirety, and normally would not do this as I think that the person posting is fully aware of the logistics and political/legal happenings required to respond. But I would like to respond to one point:
      As far as getting rescue supplies in and second stage rescue operations setup - yes, it could have been done better I feel sure. Yet at the same time, in order to have a chopper operating to do rescue, you need to setup a FARP where the chopper can fuel up. You need base facilities for routine maintenance and mechanical failures to be handled (we've seen remarkably few catastrophic failures given the number of rescue sorties and presumably pilot duty schedules). Pilots need to sleep and be fed as do mechanics and SAR techs. All in a secure area. That takes a lot of logistics, just to get these sorts of FARPs setup. And it takes time.
      It takes time for an Aircraft Carrier or Amphibious Assault ship to steam to the area. It takes time for the army engineers to clear roads to let larger relief vehicles in. NO wasn't the only place hit, many of the roads into new orleans would be absolutely impassable.


      I agree. But this article quoted from a third party web site below, makes you wonder how many thumbs were in asses at the top:

      "The USS Bataan, a 844-foot ship designed to dispatch Marines in amphibious assaults, has helicopters, doctors, hospital beds, food and water. It also can make its own water, up to 100,000 gallons a day. And it just happened to be in the Gulf of Mexico when Katrina came roaring ashore. The Bataan rode out the storm and then followed it toward shore, awaiting relief orders. Helicopter pilots flying from its deck were some of the first to begin plucking stranded New Orleans residents. But now the Bataan's hospital facilities, including six operating rooms and beds for 600 patients, are empty."
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    5. Re:Who here knows about Disaster Relief? No hands? by buffer-overflowed · · Score: 1

      Coast Guard response was excellent. They got there exceptionally quickly, and really put forth a hell of a lot of effort. I think they were rescuing something like 100 people an hour. Same with the depleted national guard and local first responders. Army corps or Engineers was also there extremely quickly.

      We know there was no real coordination in other areas from the people on the ground. They started working areas because they looked like good places to start. Then we have guys getting admonished for going off-mission to conduct S&R and relief efforts.

      FEMA is supposed to provide that coordination. Instead we have a croney who's main qualification is he's a friend of the president and once headed up a horse association. And the president himself, literally FIDDLING while New Orleans drowns.

      Then we have the rest of the military. Who weren't mobilized for days. Or do you mean to tell me the 82nd airborne can deploy anywhere in the world within 18 hours EXCEPT New Orleans.

      It took 7 days post-hurricane and 5-days post levee breach to get the guard and army down there. If that's a realistic case of mobilization and response time, that's simply unacceptable. It makes "Red Dawn" look plausible. The only way that could happen, in my mind, is if people had their thumbs up their asses waiting on orders.

      120 hours post-levee breach, 168 post-hurricane, 216 hours since we knew it was going to hit and it was probably going to be really bad. That is unarguably pathetic. So, who is to blame for that, the army, or the civilian administrators?

      Your typical city holds enough supplies for three days. A 72 hour mobilization and deployment time in the face of a disaster is not some far off unreachable goal. It should be expected. Not instantly there supplies in hand, but comeon, 72 hours is more than enough time. Exceed that timeframe and PEOPLE DIE.

      As to local/state. They may very well have failed, they're not my principle concern however. I am not a resident of Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, or New Orleans. The people of those locales CAN and WILL hold their own leader's asses to the fire. I am however a citizen of these United States and I full and well expect the fed to be able to manage disasters they know about days in advance. Because if they can't do that, how the fuck are they going to defend against an invasion or respond to a terrorist attack? Issues that MAY effect me in the future.

      Yea, they're down there now, and they're working their asses off, but what took so many of them so long?

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    6. Re:Who here knows about Disaster Relief? No hands? by buffer-overflowed · · Score: 1

      And here's the answer.

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    7. Re:Who here knows about Disaster Relief? No hands? by kaladorn · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying there aren't areas to improve, things that make you scratch your head (which may have reasons we don't know about or the reporting may be incorrect), etc. My point is we'll only know the true facts very much later on. Right now, we have rumour, supposition, GodsEyeView armchair quarterbacking, etc. That's what I'm taking issue with, I guess.

      I'm sure there will be decisions and processes to go through, analyze, critize, and amend. Perhaps censure to be handed out in some cases for execrable judgment. But that will only come once time passes and fact finding and substantiation are done, or at least that's how it should work.

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    8. Re:Who here knows about Disaster Relief? No hands? by kaladorn · · Score: 1

      Just an interesting tidbit. A friend of mine is a CMDR in the USCG. He is a helo pilot. He wasn't involved in the first tier of response because he was needed to fly security for the UN event happening in NYC. But as soon as that was over, he got tapped to help setup an air plan and get more units in place and conduct more rescues. That translated into him now being the deputy director of the Rescue Coordination Center - your one stop shop for medevac in the New Orleans region. They had to work very long hours (he was working 18+) getting the coordination environment setup and running rescues, but it seemlessly integrates Army, Navy, presumably Air Force, and USCG evac/rescue ops.

      The CG has been given (after the fact) a lead role in getting this situation sorted and they seem to be pushing hard and everyone (all the members of the forces) seem to be doing their damndest to get the people safe, taken care of, and to start getting them sorted out for the future.

      I take your point that some of the mobilization orders were slow. I heard a rumour the aircraft carrier was kept chilling its heels for several days waiting to be given orders to deploy. That doesn't seem so good. But that's a post-facto analysis. For now, I think the effort should focus on the rescue and long term rehabilitation of survivors. A placeholder can be made that says 'yes, we need to look at how this went down and possibly change some things and/or people', but now isn't the time. Now, the only reason to remove someone is if you've got someone better to put in his place (such as putting the CG into the breach to coordinate rescues and sending Brown back to DC). Time enough for identifying where things went wrong afterwards. Well afterwards.

      And one more thing to keep in mind: States in the US have always battled for strong rights. There are many who fear the power of a strong federal government. A strong federal government may be capable of responding more effectively than a group of individual states to things of this magnitude. But things like the Posse Comitatus act limit how that response can occur. Yes, this looks bad right now if that's the case, yet at the same time that helps safegaurd the US democracy by keeping the federal military out of local matters.
      I'm not saying you can't work out an effective way for Feds + State to work together for big disasters like this, but the existing frameworks have reasons for being and any quickly cobbled together replacement or any changes may have other repercussions. So, yes, I think this whole area should be examined, and some will think this augurs for stronger centralized command and control and coordination (and perhaps purchasing for stuff like comms gear), others will argue this was the problem and state leaders should have more power and resources. So the debate should definitely be held, but all aspects must be considered and adequate time alloted before premature judgements are reached.

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      -- Mal: "Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious."
  311. Safari Solution (Mac) by ScifiterX · · Score: 1

    In the same vane as the Firefox fix, you can switch Safari's user agent identification buy activating the Debug menu scrolling down to User Agent and choosing Windows MSIE 6.0. Apps that allow you to active Safari's Debug menu include: Safari Debug Safari Debugger Safari Enhancer Cocktail

  312. Email template by laughingcoyote · · Score: 1

    Here is the email I sent to FEMA, feel free to use it, abuse it, or copy and paste it (remember at least to change "your name here" at the end!)

    To whom it may concern,

    While it may seem a small matter to you, roughly 10% of Internet users use a browser other than Internet Explorer. It is also the case that Internet Explorer will run only on Windows, making your disaster-relief site unavailable entirely to users of Macintosh, Linux, or any other operating systems aside from Windows.

    It is entirely possible to design interactive websites to be compatible with all browsers. It is in fact done every day. This is widely accepted as the only proper way to design a website.

    I believe that it is FEMA's primary responsibility to ensure that in a disaster, as many people are reached with as little in the way as possible. Instead, it appears that our tax money is being spent on the promotion of a commercial product, to the detriment of many who may need aid. I do not consider advertising for Microsoft an appropriate use of my taxes. Please design your website properly.

    Thank you,

    (your name here)

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  313. Simple solution for idiot websites: by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    Why can't these browsers have a IE compatability setting? It'd probably just need to spoof the browser ID. Then automatically email webmaster@idiot_site telling them they're a shithead and worse than Hitler.

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    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  314. Come on! by Cervantes · · Score: 1

    Come on you bastards, stop slashdotting FEMA! Don't you realize they don't have the resources to handle a sudden influx of slashdotters peeking at their code? I mean, you're going to tie up their bandwidth, and they're not going to know how to manage this emergency! And really, how can we expect them to? It'll take them at least a day to recognize that they're getting slashdotted, and another 12 hours to arrange a conference call to examine the situation... after which they'll have to spend at least a day deciding whether or not to just turn on their spare T1 line. And by the time they get around to actually doing something, their won't be a need for more bandwidth, but rather a need for standards-compliant web forms. Unfortunately, they'll have used up their weekly conference call talking about the bandwidth issue, so we'll have to wait on that. Maybe in the meantime some enterprising middle manager will get some more firefighters to go door to door asking people to stop slashdotting the server, even though (a) it's too late and (b) there's no power, internet, or living people.

    Hey, maybe I'll get credit for saving FEMA from his horrible /.ing, and get my very own Medal of Freedom(tm)! Yay!

    Oh, wait, I fergot, they only hand those out to Citizens, and conquered subjects from "freedomized" sovereign countries. Oh well, there's billions of barrels of oil a few hours north of me, I'm sure we're on that list they were working on in the 90s.

    Hey, maybe I'll get extra points for coming up with the new ad slogan to put on the leaflets dropped from the planes flying over NO...

    "Sorry we couldn't use this plane to bring you food or water. We wanted to let you know that the people who can help you are still stuck in Iraq. Sorry about that. But we hope that you'll take this chance to evaluate our new national motto, and let us know your opinions on it. Just mail this leaflet back to us... you know, once the mailboxes are no longer submerged.

    New National Motto: Freedom! Now double-plus good!"

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    If I knew the wedgies I gave you back in 6th grade would have resulted in this . . . I might have taken a moments pause.
  315. Mentally retarded so-called webmasters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh. It's a federal agency that is to be used for disaster relief. Here's an idea, lets make it easy for people to access forms online. So I pull out the wi-fi device from my pocket (with the embedded OS and W3 compliant browser). Turn it on, thank God the batteries are still up. This is the only working hotspot I've found in the last 3 days! Good. Here's the FIMA website, now maybe I'll be able to get some water or maybe even some food for the kids or insulin for my diabetes..... FIMA website...got it! Now on to the forms.... What the hell? I need to upgrade what? Where is my gun! Time to shout at some braindead fuckup of a webmaster, show him my gun and shout "UPGRADE THIS!"

  316. Well, I'll tell you this by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    When Slashdot hits FEMA's site with 90% Firefox they may change their tune. Until then, I'd say there are more important issues to worry about than one more relatively minor (in the overall scheme of things) FEMA screwup.

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    The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  317. and the image "word" is UNREADABLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could not read the word they asked me to type in twice. Luckily I got through on the third and final try.

    After that I could not proceed because I was using Firefox.

    Why cant FEMA use a bot-restricting system like slashdot where the word is human readable everytime (and is a dictionary word) ?

    I smite them!

  318. Re:Assuming those people have their computers stil by Picard102 · · Score: 1

    You're right, at least you would be if things like paper or phones didn't exist. People who wind up at shelters that use non windows computers can probably find a phone, or find someone working for FEMA.

  319. ...or they could have done it right the 1st time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you don't have the time to do it RIGHT, how are you *ever* going to find the time to do it OVER?

    The original concept of the Web was that ANYONE with a computer could access ANYTHING on the Web.
    It was supposed to be equipment-agnostic.
    How hard is this to grasp? This should be #1 on the list for any Web developer.

    gewg_

  320. what a fricken joke by suezz · · Score: 1

    http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph?site=http%3A%2 F%2Fwww.fema.gov

    according to this link their site is running linux but yet they require internet explorer.

    are they retarded or what?

    gee - lets make the web a client server application just like the 80's.

    what fricken idiots

    I wish someone would bring a lawsuit.

  321. Re:Sorry but the subject of this article is mislea by suezz · · Score: 1

    you are an idiot - it is because of people like you that this problem exist -

    standards exist - deal with it - and if they are willing to run their site on linux then they should support linux.

    isn't java the write once run everywhere language that wonderful sun promotes?

    there is no excuse to write a website to one browser - write to standards and deal with it.

    it is possible to write to every browser and os - that is why standards exist -

  322. Used Mozilla/Linux and set Browser to LIE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Curious, I went to the link using Mozilla and Linux. Sure enough, it popped up a display saying I needed IE.

    Then using mozdev prefbar, I set the very same Mozilla browser running linux to pretend to be IE6.

    BINGO! The page came up with the form and check boxes.

    I stopped here because I'm not actually applying for aid.

    There doesn't appear to be a valid reason for even looking for IE.

  323. Microsft lead technologist set-up this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you read carefully the news, you can find out on Microsoft site that they have provided infrastructure and three lead tech pro to help them. What do you expect return from Microsoft if they are providing the facility and manpower? I think this is the minimum requirements from their side. :)

  324. Charlie Foxtrot by lrucker · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing "cluster fsck" from context and the initials.

    1. Re:Charlie Foxtrot by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 1

      Makes sense. My cousin's a cop and they use Whisky Tango for "White Trash" as in "Unit 87 responding to the Whisky Tango domestic disturbance."

  325. iCab appears to work by camperslo · · Score: 1

    I didn't go very far into the process since I don't need aid, but I got as far as the form where personal data would be entered by using the current beta of iCab for Mac OS X. I set iCab to identify itself as Explorer (twice, browser ID and Javascript ID).

  326. And some QA testing on other browsers. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Hmm...I tested this myself, and with the User Agent Switcher set to IE, there's no problems at all. Seems to me that the problem with non-IE browsers is a purely manufactured one...one that could be fixed by editing one lne of code.

    And some QA testing on other browsers.

    You REALLY don't want to lead somebody through the forms process and have it abort near the end, or (worse) tell the user he's completed the form and then fail to file it for him. (That could actually KILL people.)

    So the thing to do, given the results of our volunteer probes showing that the problem is PROBABLY just arbitrary denial) is for
      - FEMA to put up an internal web site
      - with code hacked to accept a list of other browsers
      - test that each browser on the list actually processes the forms correctyly, and
      - add browsers to the list on the live form as they're checked out. Then
      - upgrade the forms to add support for any that fail. (Perhaps have the detection code redirect browsers needing special support to a new form so as not to break the existing stuff.)

    They can probably have several modern browsers checked out within hours. Older ones will take longer.

    But for FUTURE disasters they should, as a background job, construct a new form using NO fancy features - something that will work even on really old browsers that only support HTML and need CGI scripts for anything fancy. Then they can just clone it and fill in the text, URL addressing, and database selection for the particular disaster and have it up in hours.

    (In the case of Katrina they had days of notice AND a presidential emergency declaration two days in advance. If this had been ready then they could have had it deployed while the storm was still on its way.)

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  327. Follow the money by Dire+Bonobo · · Score: 2, Insightful
    > That's funny, because I seem to remember notable publications like the
    > New York Times criticizing the earlier form of his budget

    So? Since when did the NYT have any control over the budget of the federal government?

    The buck stops where the control rests; bringing in irrelevant parties---whether they're the NYT or Santa Claus---doesn't change who is responsible for cutting New Orleans levee funding.

    1. Re:Follow the money by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      The new york times as well as many other news papers have plenty of control over the budget.

      First they are considered an outlet for the people and next they are considered to be powerful in helping politicians get elected or defeated.

      Lets face it, If any major news agancy runs an article about were budget money should go, the politicians are going to listen. Thier voters are going to read/watch it and generaly be persuaded to that leaning. In washington, it isn't about doing right and wrong, it is about getting re-elected and powerful. This goes for congress as well as the white house.

      People act like bush personaly said "take money form here and spend it here" and thats just not true. He said spend more money here and ythis is all you have to work with. CONGRESS then approves the budget and it goes to the president for signing. Alot more people then bush ok'ed the cuts before he even had the chance to. These people are dems as well as republians and even independents. There is plenty of blame to go around. Not at any time did any congressman object to the cuts. In the past they have raised concerns but not recently.

  328. FEMA web designer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I was trying to dig up who made the FEMA website. Was it internal or external to the government?

    Looking at http://web.archive.org/web/20030417184051/http://w ww.fema.gov/library/lib04alpha.shtm .
    There is a comment in the source by Jarrod Dieppa

    A web search on that name brings up : http://lists.w3.org/Archives/Public/www-validator/ 2001Oct/0075.html

    so the person works for http://www.mbakercorp.com/

    Baker has over the years obtained various contracts from FEMA.
    Also the website http://www.bakerproject.com/fema
    has links for FEMA exranet and
    other fema information. Their webmaster is bperez@mbakercorp.com
    or jdieppa@mbakercorp.com.

    Hence most likely FEMA website is maintained
    by Baker Corp.

  329. Force by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    > He is not the leader of the free world, unless free means something
    > else I didn't learn while studing english.

    It means "leader of a country that can beat up any other country in the free world". It's not so much "leader" as "we can beat you up, so you'd better agree we're more important than you; it makes us feel special".

  330. Isn't this illegal. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    promotion - enforcement in fact - of a monopoly?

  331. Jesus christ by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 1

    What kind of idiot thinks that IE is the best thing out there?

    Is there some feature on the site that REQUIRES IE (such as ActiveX)? If there's not, what the hell were they thinking? This is blatant discrimination against those who use alternatives to Windows/IE.

  332. Konqueror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Konqueror seems to work. without actually going through with the application, it seems to be perfectly happy to at least start it and go through the first couple pages if I select Tools -> Change Browser Identification -> Internet Explorer 6.0 on XP

    (I'm using KDE 3.4.0 on SuSE Linux 9.3)

  333. Re:Assuming those people have their computers stil by msuarezalvarez · · Score: 1

    You are right: problems and inconveniences can always be solved or worked-around.

    What is being discussed, though, is the fact that there is absolutely no need for those problems and inconveniences to be there in the first place. There are no technological impediments which force anyone to introduce those problems and inconveniences. In fact, from what I have read, no useful capability was gained by excluding non-IE6 browsers, and it appears that simply forging a UserAgent string was enough to get access to the site. Evidence clearly points to incompetence and carelessness as the sole explanation.

    No amount of work-arounds will change this simple facts.

  334. I hate FEMA by Lord+Turbine · · Score: 1

    I'm really, REALLY tired of these assholes at FEMA. This is the last straw.

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  335. They should be ashamed of themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I gather this was an internal application that quickly got made external. But there is no excuse for any app, internal or external, to be IE only.

    One of the main points of making an application web based is so you don't have to worry about what platform the user is running, freeing them up to run whatever works best for them. Otherwise you might as well just make everybody download and install a Microsoft Windows Win32 client/server application just like in the bad old days.

    It amazes me that this kind of incompetence can continue to exist, just today I was reading an internal design document where management inserted a comment to the effect of "Only design this to work in IE 6, we do not need to spend extra time to support other options, we can expect the [external Internet!] users to have IE 6"

    Any competent web designer could design an app like this to work properly in any standard compliant web browser. And with a little hacking, make it work in IE 6 also.

  336. Opera by eosp · · Score: 0

    Can't Opera change its browser string to look like 'Sploder?

  337. I already submitted this. by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

    With a link to Ars Technica, which had a much better explaination of the situation, but it was rejected.

  338. Opera/User-agent by BlueWire · · Score: 1

    Just tried, worked. Part of the frameset - changed my agent after the captcha then got sent to download page.

    Wonder if I may now be subject to prosecution for bypassing/hacking a government website.

    Meh.
    [Integrated Security and Access Control System]

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    Yes, but whats that got to do with the price of tea in D'ni?
  339. You're quite wrong... by RedBear · · Score: 1

    You're so very wrong. This isn't about some ideology conflict between "us" and Microsoft. This is going to be redundant information but it looks like it needs to be said again and again to get through to many people. The only way for most of the victims of Katrina to apply to FEMA for relief is on the web. They can call but FEMA will only mail them a form, and there is nowhere to mail the form to, besides the fact that the mail system is gone.

    The FEMA site is requiring IE 6.0, not IE 5, 5.5, 7, or any other browser. It will only work with IE 6.0. The "intended audience" are people who have lost their homes, who are probably sitting in a shelter in some state other than Louisiana, sitting down to a donated (i.e., old) computer set up by relief workers who probably aren't very technical themselves.

    A donated, old computer has a rather small chance of running the proper version of IE, if it's even running Windows in the first place. Windows is a nightmare to keep functional and secure in a stressful environment where you have multitudes of users combined with internet access, so you can bet that a lot of these computers have a Knoppix or other LiveCD inside to make it really easy to keep the machines running day after day. Some of them are also probably old Macs running OS 8 or 9. They very likely have IE on most of the Macs, but it'll be the wrong version.

    Putting all this together, let's come up with a really generous estimate and say that one in four of the computers available to the Katrina victims actually has the right version of IE installed. If you only have one computer at your shelter and it isn't the lucky one, that means NOBODY at that particular shelter can get to the online FEMA application. At big shelters you'll have a one in four chance of sitting down in front of the right computer for making a FEMA application.

    And why does this situation exist? Because of a couple of lines of code that arbitrarily check for a User Agent of IE 6.0, even though as more technical users have repeatedly demonstrated the form works just fine with other browsers as long as they fake the IE 6.0 User Agent code. The check and block is probably completely unnecessary. Maybe 2% of computer users will know how to get around it. The rest of them are locked out for no good reason.

    Wake up and get real. This isn't about bashing Microsoft or IE. It also isn't a piddly little thing that should be ignored because "more important things" are happening. This is a stupid, incompetent coding decision that is actively stopping people (probably a lot of people) from applying for relief until they get to the "right" computer. Realistically it will be more like one in eight computers that have the right version of IE 6.0 and JavaScript enabled. And that's still being generous.

    If they were requiring Safari 1.2 or Konqueror 1.0 or Opera 6.0 instead of IE 6.0, hopefully we would all be just as irritated as we are now. The name of the browser is not the important thing. What's important is having our government build web applications that are available to as many browsers and platforms as possible. So that you can sit down to damn near any kind of computer made in the last half decade and it will be useful. Neither the victims nor the relief workers need this kind of stress and incompetence from our government in an emergency situation.

  340. Actually FEMA has been screw up for quite some tim by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    I seem to recall that they never get a good rating in any large scale disaster. The key people keep forgetting is that this disaster isn't just New Orleans, we are talking about a Federal Disaster area the size of the United Kingdom.

    Now tell me, just what do you expect? The media is going to focus on the worst cases they can find because it sells ads.

    The issue about the levees is being disputed by many sources now and more and more will come out. One interesting story http://www.cnsnews.com/ViewNation.asp?Page=\Nation \archive\200509\NAT20050907a.html covers the fact that they don't spend most of their levee money on making it work!

    Also LA has received more money Corps money than any other state in the last five years. Yes, they got more than even California did! The problem was that the money meant to shore up the levee system went to pork projects instead.

    http://www.startribune.com/stories/125/5602732.htm l

    I know its the in thing to bash Bush here but damn it get you facts straight. It seems anything labeled "Insightful" and has Bush's name in it is only so provided it attacks.

    FEMA has sucked for ages and it never gets better in what we are shown. Yes they screw up, but damn look at what they have done in such a short time. Biloxi and the rest of Miss. sure in the hell didn't get a pass in this storm but the way everyone is acting you would think only NO was affected.

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  341. konqueror 3.4.0 seems to work by lordscotus · · Score: 2, Informative

    I just tried with Firefox and got the nasty IE message. Then I set the browser ID to IE6/Win5.1 and tried with konqueror. After a few glitches probably attributable to a busy server, it worked!

    This tells me that it probably should work with Firefox, but they have set it to give the error when it gets that browser string!

    I know some of these guys like M$, but this is ridiculous!

  342. Rumour says they're working on Firefox.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Access should be ready to go in about a year. Purchase an approved copy at the sports stadium housing you for a discounted price of $29.99.

    Be aware that written permission from FEMA is mandatory to connect Firefox with our Claims site. Read the EULA carefully. There is a 7 p.m. curfew on Firefox use so be sure to only use it during office hours. If you do not know how to use Firefox, contact one of the National Guardsmen "protecting" you. If you are not currently in a displaced person's facility, return to one for an opportunity to purchase a copy of Firefox and for approved FEMA Firefox instruction from one of our select instructors at a very nominal fee.

    WARNING: illegal for use within the city limits of New Orleans.

  343. I don't care WHO'S responsible.... by Patchw0rk+F0g · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I only care who suffers. I'm not in the delta basin... I'm in southern Ontario. I don't care who gets e. coli or not... I'm in southern Ontario. I don't care who sniffs raw sewage or tends to get the bends from having to get back up from 12 feet of water overlaying their house.

    I'm from southern Ontario.

    I do care about some things, though.

    I care about people. This is something I've not read about much on here. Like it or not, Slashdot readers/posters seem to be a bit of a-lacking when it comes to communal feelings. Assholes, I'd call it.

    I'd like to take the time to thank the poeple that are saving the animals. I'm not a Noah, but I respect the task that they're doing, and recognize the risk that's involved. Kudos to them, and most gracious thanks to their work.

    I'd also like to send out thanks to everyone else who isn't in the disaster zone, who is helping out with arms-outstretched, to help those in need of some caring, some basic human comfort. If you're a person, we need you to survive, and I've been there, arms wide open. It's a generous thing, to have gone through such a struggle, and emerge intact. We need your stories, not for the root cause of survival, but for the sustaining that your stories give us. Tell us about it, and make our meagre lives better.

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    When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. ~~ Hunter S. Thompson
  344. Did people really screw up that much on Lousiana? by typical · · Score: 1

    You know, people have been pretty consistently screaming about the horrendous federal fuckup, with lots of TV footage of inhumane conditions (well, conditions that most people in the world live in, but that citizens of the US aren't really used to).

    But, really, let's think about the situation.

    Nobody, not a single person, knew exactly what was going to happen up until after Katrina went through. Nobody knew whether the walls would break, what would be unusable and what wouldn't, and so forth. Nobody even knew what would be hit the hardest, or how much.

    So the first step is figuring out what's usable and what isn't. You can't always do that from just a flyover, and it takes a while even to piece together all the photographs of a flyover. So it's going to take a while just to figure out what in the existing infrastructure you can use. What if they trucked everyone onto I-10 and then I-10 collapsed due to undermined foundations? Sure, it seems easy in hindsight...

    Second, there was some less-than-mediagenic behavior on the part of cops (one group had people begging for food at a Wal-Mart -- they opened it up, and sure enough, people looted everything. Another group just sat around, with no information about what to do). That may not be great, but there aren't many major disasters where you *aren't* going to have localized chaos in the aftermath. Yes, the cops may not have been organized after the disaster, but authorities managed to get 4/5 of the population to leave (remember that lots of people couldn't leave or didn't believe that this was going to be a big deal), and managed to keep hospital, firefighting, and police personnel in place.

    Communication was out, and there were only a few sat phones and radios set up. There isn't a whole lot you can do about that. It's going to take a while to repair landlines. Maybe more wireless gear would have been helpful -- in the days after Katrina, tons of radio volunteers started donating hardware and expertise to assist the communication situation.

    You had people running around and shooting things. Okay, maybe in the future it's a good idea to tell Wal-Mart to move out all the guns from its store when it's planning on evacuating. I don't think I would have thought of that in advance, though.

    Power is out and it's taking a while to restore -- but there isn't any real screw-up there. You have almost all your poles down, lots of lines broken or chopped through by people who need to pass them, flooded facilities, and highly conductive water all over the place. It's just going to take time to get back.

    It did take a while (a day or two too long, in places) to chopper in fuel for hospitals who had generators going out. Okay, maybe establish a reserve of fuel to fly in...but, again, remember that even simple things like that aren't so simple. New Orleans' airports are out of commission -- as far as I know, there isn't any flight coordination going on (though I'm not a pilot -- perhaps there's some system for such situations). There are people shooting at helicopters.

    FEMA tried to bring in a mobile hospital, but it's new. Lousiana didn't know what to do (every bureaucrat doesn't want to be responsible for some kind of liability), so it went to Mississippi. That will definitely be resolved next time (dammit, there needs to be an Good Samaritan law that gets invoked when FEMA has to start rolling in where malpractice suits are automatically invalid, or lawsuits need to have damage seriously capped in the US, because concerns about liability has screwed things over many a time).

    There were fires, but no water pressure to put them out. That sucked, but it's happened plenty of places before (including after California earthquakes). Maybe have a fast-response aerial firefighting plane to deal with major fires after disasters.

    Remember, also, that there was a hurricane active right after New Orleans got hit. It wasn't that *easy* to move aircraft around, period.

    The National Guard was cal

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    Any program relying on (nontrivial) preemptive multithreading will be buggy.
  345. Finally, the REAL problem emerges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Good work, boys, you've exposed the real problem with FEMA's management of the Katrina aftermath. Too much reliance on Internet Explorer. Of course. Obvious in retrospect, really. And wake up, people! This is about the poor, long-suffering, disenfranchised Linux/Mac-using residents of the Gulf Coast. I mean, I shudder when I think of them struggling with this horrifying inconvenience, banging their cable modems with their espresso cups in abject frustration. And I don't care what the media says: screw the folks floating face down in the flooded streets or trapped starving in their attics! We're talking about a serious problem here.


    The above is irony. Please donate to people who actually need your help.

    1. Re:Finally, the REAL problem emerges by laughingcoyote · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because, you know, if FEMA's IT department wasn't reading email, they'd be out there pulling people out of those flooded streets. What was I thinking?

      Oh, yeah-I was thinking there's probably more then one person there at FEMA (although no one knows how long that will last), and that one would HOPE (although it's far from certain) that if there truly was a choice between fixing the website and putting people on the ground, they'd be able to prioritize appropriately.

      Now, please join the other trolls, back under the bridge.

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  346. Okay, I literally can't believe this... by Patchw0rk+F0g · · Score: 1

    "Everybody is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arenas here, you know, were underprivileged anyway. This is working very well for them."

    What the hell is this woman thinking? Is there a limit on the idiodicy of American thinking? Is there a limit on the crassness of American stupidity

    Please put this woman out of her misery. Otherwise, countless others are going to lose their lives.

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    When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. ~~ Hunter S. Thompson
  347. Strange Server Combo for FEMA and IE only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The webserver is Apache 2, but it appears to be running on WIN32. Other than that browser test, there seems to be no other limiting factors at all.

    Hopefully someone can pull that offending code as a face saving measure.

  348. Re:And you sir, are an idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    * You don't read the NY Times except when it comes up on /.

    * Not all relevant content is found in URLs. Any sane person knows that.

    * Because something is not referenced does not make it untrue.

    * "They" refers to those criticizing the budget, not that the funds were diverted to social programs.

    I don't mind people having varied opinions, but try to at least be a little civil instead of throwing a tantrum like you did.

  349. Re:MOD UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    DHS and FEMA specifically have been spending tons of money since 9/11 to be prepared for the next big disaster. Are you saying none of that money went to build a lousy registration site?

    I can definitively say the Department of the Treasury put together a web site for insurance companies to file claims for the Terrorism Risk Insurance Act.

    That of course has nothing to do with FEMA or people registering for aid in the wake of disasters that happen several times every year. It is woeful incompetence that FEMA did not have a site up and ready for any disaster years ago.

  350. the real issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I live in Jackson, MS and have been helping my friend and his parents, we maintain a small cybercafe we set up at the Jackson Coliseum (which is being used as a Red Cross Shelter) to help people file their FEMA application, look for lost relatives, and get news on the relief situation.

    What really strikes me about FEMA is their total lack of consideration for people that are most likely to need their help, i.e. poor people. Forget this whole IE-only/web-standards thing. The real issue is FEMA being lazy about making assistance available to poor people.

    1. First of all there are no paper applications. In a disaster that knocked out power to hundreds of thousands of people and primarily affected the poorest people in the country, THE ONLY way to apply for federal aid is through the FEMA website. FEMA MUST realize that most of the people in the most need of aid either can't access a computer or have never used one before. We've been helping people fill out their FEMA applications because 90% of the people are computer illiterate and would not have been able to apply for aid if we had not been there to help them.

    2. About 15-25% of the time, the FEMA website's servers are overloaded. 100% of the time the FEMA phone line is unavailable. (They don't even put you on hold; they just hang up after a recorded message.) Buy some more fucking server time. Train some more fucking phone operators.

    3. So a guy from FEMA--only ONE guy came for ONE day to serve 2000 people--actually came to the Coliseum and all he did was scatter some orange fliers with the address of the FEMA website and the FEMA phone number. When we asked him about some problems we've been having with the application, he was equally clueless. For instance, the FEMA application requires a current phone number, but obviously most people at the Coliseum don't have one. So the FEMA dude said they should enter their cell phone number. Most of these people don't have any form of insurance or even a bank account. How the hell do they expect them to have a cell phone?

    For me, this whole hurricane thing has made it more obvious how racism and classism in American is sustatined through this kind of indifference and ignorance. Equality isn't treating everybody the same way; it's putting an equal amount of effort in recognizing and addressing everybody's unique needs.

    ~John Y.

  351. sue them in federal court by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IMHO but I think that all government website administrators ought to be sued in federal court for discrimination and disenfranchisement that make websites that require me to use IE or MS OS.

    I remember some native Americans went through federal court and got the BIA website shutdown for a while for lack of security.

    I can be done.

  352. Emulation by DavidLeeRoth · · Score: 1

    I find this all a bit ridiculous. This is the government! I find it cool that MSNBC reported this as well, given that it is a microsoft venture. Linux users can use IE via wine or crossover. There is also vmware. My question is: Why should people who use a non MS browser be punished?

  353. As a FEMA person by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honsetly, our friends in DC are working on changing that. The next time a major disaster hits, it'll be ready. Once you have registered by phone, it wil;l work online. Personally, I haven't had a problem with it when I trick it into think I'm using IE.

    Be prepared. Make a disaster kit. Visit ready.gov! And join a CERT Team!

  354. Pissed Off! by DavidLeeRoth · · Score: 1

    I'm pissed off because there is no lynx support. Now I know what Dubya means by the two internets: Ms-Internet and the rest the govmt doesnt support.

  355. For the sake of expediency in saving lives... by relaxrelax · · Score: 1

    For the sake of expediency in saving lives... ...could someone who really knows browsers please hack the site and put the proper HTML code in place so it works with most browsers exactly like it does in IE6?

    I'm assuming no nasty message will be added about FEMA/Bush incompetence as it may distract disaster victim - so make it visible only when viewing the HTML source if you're into the hacker fame or comment thing.

    The sooner it is done, the sooner lives might be saved. Perhaps maybe just 1% chance of saving one life - what are you hackers waiting for?

    --
    Microsoft is pure dog-ma. FreeBSD is pure cat-ma.
  356. We don't need a browser debate right now... by algf2004 · · Score: 1
    People have lost their homes; some have lost family members. Do you really think some guy is going to give a sh*t if he has to use Internet Explorer to file a claim after he just lost his wife or child?

    I have heard a lot on Slashdot before, but this is a bit much. Can we all just put aside the constant browser war debate until after everyone stranded in New Orleans is safe?

  357. FEMA's web master can sell his body on the streets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really, they ASS-U-MED all people would have
    access to a system with AYYYEEEEE!!!!! 6. :)

      Fuck you FEMA, and fuck your webmaster. :)

      (Note, the smilies don't mean I'm kidding, they mean that I am seeing so much red to the point of insanity over
    this,.

  358. as a PS... by Hosiah · · Score: 1
    I've dealt with sites which balked at standard browsers such as Mozilla, and displayed an error message requiring the alternative browser Internet Exploder to view it, but then I came back to it with the standard Firefox browser and it worked fine.

    I know damn well that there is no functionality extended to IE that is unavailable to Any Other Browser. (Microsoft Trolls and Flamers, give it a break this post and keep your stupidity to yourself, no one falls for it anymore!) So we might as well call this what it is: techno-harassment! The unreasonable and gratuitious bigotry and stigma perpetrated against users for not using the "mainstream" choices, i.e. requiring Microsoft Word to submit a resume, requiring one brand of browser, etc.

    We need to launch a full-scale counter-offensive, in which we hack code into our systems that fools the world into thinking it's whatever it is "supposed" to be. I would be interested in a "cloaking device" for Firefox that tells the nosey, busybody web server that it *is* Internet Exploiter, a "Moronizer" mode on Emacs (friendly companion to this: http://www.fourmilab.ch/webtools/demoroniser/ ) which inserts the garbage ASCII characters necessary to fool the recieving party into believing it's a Microslop We^|d document, and generally the equivalent hacks for every application that could be affected.

    Like with my internet provider who sternly insisted that they support only Microsoft and Macintosh, so I hacked a script file in and *voila*, best internet connection to a Linux box ever, and I offered to share my "secret" for getting their service to work with Linux so they could start supporting that platform too, and was ignored. Maybe because my sentences are too long?

    Anyway, we already have emulators to run Windows-only software in Linux. It's time we took that idea all the way through, and also made some Very Noisy Protests against Government and Corporate techno-harassment!

  359. Re:Did people really screw up that much on Lousian by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    As to moving aircraft around, TODAY there are several Blackhawk choppers from Floria whose air crews are reportedly "livid" because instead of being used to drop food and supplies, they're being used to ferry CNN news crews around.

    As for assets, I wonder if you saw the Shepard Smith Fox News reporter interviewed where he pointed out that there is a bridge right near the Convention Center that leads to another parish where the damage is much less and there is food, water, etc.

    And if you go near that bridge, the National Guard checkpoint turns you right around back into NO.

    He was unable to find anyone with FEMA or the NG who could explain this reasoning.

    As for the NO cops, around twenty or thirty percent of them abandoned their jobs according to one article I saw.

    I saw a list of FEMA decisions today that was just ridiculous. Right on their Web site supposedly there is a notice requesting "first responders" NOT to respond to this crisis. They have refused to use the Navy hospital ship in the Gulf, they are blocking several reverse osmosis water production units that could produce 250,000 gallons of fresh water from entering the city, they blocked the state-of-the-art mobile hospital built by DHS for exactly this situation from entering the city, they refused to let the Coast Guard deliver fuel, they blocked Wal-Mart's three trailer trucks full of bottled water, and on and on.

    Yes, they have fucked up. Whoever ELSE fucked up is not the issue at this point. FEMA was in charge effective when Bush declared the city a disaster area and SINCE then they have fucked up royally according to EVERY news report and personal recounting I've seen.

    AND I heard EXACTLY the same stories from people from Florida during the last big hurricanes there.

    So nothing's changed in the last couple years at FEMA.

    --
    Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  360. Re:Actually FEMA has been screw up for quite some by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    I never said FEMA didn't suck before. I'm sure it did. It's job was NEVER to protect the citizenry, but to protect the state from insurrection. Everything else is window dressing for public consumption.

    That doesn't excuse Bush's inept handling of the situation.

    So NO received more money than other states - whoop-de-doo. Did they get enough? Not according to the Corps of Engineers. Deal with the real issue, not the irrelevancies.

    Sure, the money they did get got diverted to pork. The same Congressional fuckwads that signed the budget cutting the budget made sure the budget that was there got diverted. Standard politics in this fucked up country. I don't give a shit whether it was Demos or Pubs, but you can bet the Pubs were in on it just as much as the Demos - and Bush is a Pub. Deal with it.

    And the FEMA response to the rest of the disaster area seems to be in line with their NO fuckup. So what's relevant about that?

    This makes everything right with you?

    --
    Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  361. food for thought by Morphine+Seven · · Score: 1

    well in an area where 100,000 people make less than 8,000 dollerd a year you have to wonderhow many of those are usein an alternitative browser.

  362. thats illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the persons with disability accessibility act
    makes such crap illegal

  363. Bush hates nonamerican browsers as well as blacks? by HogynCymraeg · · Score: 1

    Sheesh! The gall of this guy astounds me a little more each day...

  364. The Malfeasance and Corruption of Incompetence by gevantry · · Score: 1

    This isn't FEMA's fault. I've run into this idiocy at any number of sites, government and otherwise. It's the result of laziness and incompetence, and a sure indicator that whoever is running their computersystems out to be summarily fired for (1) abusing public trust and disenfranchising the citizenry, and (2) possible malfeasance and corruption in requiring users to financially support a private company by buying its software. It may not be intentional, but nevertheless the effect is the same, and whether the malfeasance is intentional or the result of negligence, the result is the same.

  365. Re:Virtual PC by Arcane_Rhino · · Score: 1
    Though no reflection on the parent, I am not sure this should be rated at +5 funny.

    It is more likely +5 insightful and very very sad.

  366. Re:Did people really screw up that much on Lousian by Qzukk · · Score: 1

    Nobody, not a single person, knew exactly what was going to happen up until after Katrina went through

    Thats funny, it was in government reports only a few years ago. Just like the terrorism notes that were supposed to have been read when Bush got into office which didn't turn up until after 9/11.

    It's obvious at this point that Bush is incompetent. He is incapable of reading the pre-digested reports he is handed. He cannot be trusted with appointing people now that it's been publicized that he appointed a guy whose sole achievement in life was to run a horse association into the ground and donate money to Bush to be the head of FEMA.

    Not only that, but states requested mobilizing their national guards days before Katrina hit. With a category 5 storm in the Gulf, it was obvious to the governors that it was going to be BAD no matter where it landed, and that they'd need to be ready. Washington did not approve the mobilizations (required for the national guard to cross state lines in certain situations and capacities) until after Katrina hit, when those guardsmen would have been best stationed in the Gulf behind the hurricane to follow Katrina ashore, where they would have been there the instant Katrina moved away from the shore (if not sooner, assuming you believe the Guard exists to risk their lives to defend our country).

    There's level upon level of fuckup here, and the federal government had their finger in everyone's pie, from the national guard's slow response to FEMA's inability to operate.

    --
    If I have been able to see further than others, it is because I bought a pair of binoculars.
  367. Directly Related to Law Enforcement? by tmjva · · Score: 1

    Per Slashdot article just a few days ago:

    Alternative Browsers Impede Investigations

    http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/09/01/19 58220&tid=95&tid=17

    Could it be that FEMA is just aligning itself with Law Enforcement and Homeland Security needs?

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  368. More corporate welfare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, well, well. More corporate welfare from the all time leaders. First the GOP had to give handouts to Haliburton in the form of Iraq infrastructure contracts. Now, even when you are a victim you are a victim. Pay the Microsoft tax in order to get your assistance. How many millions will MS collect off the misery of hurricane victims?

    Bill and Steve have to be the biggest weasels of all time.

  369. This cronyism & corporatism needs probe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Y'all need to aspire to a higher level of paranoia or "realism" as I like to call it. This is a huge bonanza for a company that supports Republican candidates and a punishment for those that don't. Imagine folks going to buy their next computer: better get Microsoft in case of a disaster!

    Microsoft, Gates, and Ballmer are big Republican contributors. http://www.buyblue.org/detail.php?corpId=143 Buyblue says Microsoft has a 44% "light red" rating, giving $1,142K in 2003-2004. Gates & Ballmer each gave the personal maximum of $2,000 to Bush. Gate's own personal donations are also light red.

    Apple has a 99% dark blue rating from BuyBlue.org, giving $65K in 2003-2004. The individual donors at the top of the company are also "dark blue." http://www.buyblue.org/detail.php?corpId=99 Sun is light blue with a 57% rating, giving $89K in 2003-2004. http://www.buyblue.org/detail.php?corpId=145

    [conspiracy on] So the artists, designers, and the "design-aware" that use Apple computers can't file a claim online. The thrifty, the independent, and the tech-minded who use Unix or for that matter even just Mozilla can't file a claim. Even folks who have older versions of IE have to upgrade, call in the middle of the night, or go without.

    The Gates Foundation has pledged about $10M to The Discovery Institute. The Discovery Institute is evidently researching transportation when it is not promoting "Intelligent Design." http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2005/08/26/gates foundation/

    [outright_paranoia on]
    And why do you need to have javascript enabled? For FEMA spyware?
    [outright_paranoia off]
    [conspiracy off]

    We don't need to knock down FEMA's doors this week with this topic, but we must oust a government that puts corporations before the people.

  370. So THATs why they got there so late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So THATs why they got there so late....... they had to clean up all the spyware infestations from the MS/Javascript/IE machines to figure out where .LA.US is...

  371. Re:you know... I told you so by BoaZaur · · Score: 1

    You ( >50% ) stupid Americans. And you voted for Bush the second time. How many tears does a person have? And you can not plea incompetence after the Fahrenheit 9/11 movie.

  372. NYT vs Fearless Leader by Anarcho-Goth · · Score: 1

    There are sometimes more than two viewpoints on any given subject. Some people tend to forget this because the mainstream media will hardly ever give more than two. I just think it is important to point out that it is possible for a person to disagree with both the New York Times, and our current Fearless Leader.

    But as they say, hindsight is 20/20, so it is easy to say we/they should have done this or that.

    Regardless, it does seem that the people in charge made some mistakes. Perhaps there should be recriminations, but not until the current crisis is over with. And then you still have to ask what, if anything, have we learned from this, and how can we avoid these mistakes in the future.

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    If you are a Liberal or a Conservative, then HAVE A NICE DAY!
    Courage.