The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy notes that Disaster Area, a plutonium rock band from the Gagrakacka Mind Zones, are generally held to be not only the loudest rock band in the Galaxy, but in fact the loudest noise of any kind at all.
Regular concert goers judge that the best sound balance is usually to be heard from within large concrete bunkers some thirty-seven miles from the stage, while the musicians themselves play their instruments by remote control from within a heavily insulated spaceship which stays in orbit around the planet - or more frequently around a completely different planet.
I come from a time in the nineteen hundred and seventies when computers where used for two things. To either go to the moon, or play pong. And nothing in between, you see, and you didn't need a fancy operating system to play pong and the men who went to the moon, god bless them, did it with no mouse and a plain text only black and white screen and thiry-two kilobytes of ram.
But then round about the late seventies home computers started to do a little bit more than play pong. Very little more. Why, computers started to play games and balance check books. Why, you could play Zaxxon on your apple II or write a book. All with a computer that had thirty-two kilobytes of ram.
It was enough to go to the moon, it was enough for you
It was a golden time, a time before Windows, a time before mouses, a time before the Internet and bloatware and a time before every OS sucked
Well way back in the olden times my computer worked for me I'd laugh and play all night and day on Zork One, Two and Three The Amiga, VIC 20 and Sinclair too, the TRS 80 and the Apple II They did what they where supposed to do It wasn't much but it was enough But then Xerox made a prototype Steve Jobs came on the scene Read of mice and menus, windows, icons, trash, and a bitmapped screen Oh, Stevie said to xerox "Boys, turn your heads and cough" And when no one was looking he ripped their interfaces off Stole every feature that he had seen Put it in a cute box with a tiny little screen MacOS1 ran that machine, only cost 5000 bucks But it was slow, it was buggy, so they wrote it again And now they're up to OS10 They'll charge you for the beta, then charge you again But the MacOS still sucks
Every OS wastes your time, from the desktop to the lap Every thing since Apple DOS, just a bunch of crap From Microsoft to Macintosh to Lin-line-lin-line-nucs Every computer crashes 'cause every OS sucks
Well then Microsoft jumped in the game Copied Apple's interface with an OS named Windows 3.1, it was twice as lame But the stock price rose and rose Then Windows 95, then 98 Man, Solitare never ran so great And every single version came out late But I guess thats the way it goes But that bloatware will crash and delete your work And dme man none of them work Bill Gates may be richer than Captain Kirk But the Windows OS blows. And sucks. At the same time
I'd trade it in. Yeah, right. For what? It's top of the line from the CompuHut The fridge, stove and toaster never crash on me I should be able to get online without a Phd My phone doesn't take a week to boot it My TV doesn't crash when I mute it I miss ascii text in my floppy drive I wish VIC 20 was still alive It ain't the hardware man It's just that every OS sucks.. and blows
Now theres lin-ux or line-ux. I don't know how you say it Or how you install it or use it or play it Or where you download it or what programs run But lin-ux or line-ux don't look like much fun However you say it, it's getting great press Though how it survives is anyones guess If you ask me it's a great big mess For elitist nerdy schmucks "It's free" they say, if you can get it to run "he geeks say "Hey, thats half the fun" Yeah, but I've got a girlfriend and things to get done The Linux OS sucks. I'm sorry to say it, but it does
Every OS wastes your time from the desktop to the lap Everything since the Abacus, just a bunch of crap From Microsoft to Macintosh to Lin-line-lin-line-nucs Every computer crashes cause every os sucks Every computer crashes cause every os sucks
In Fable, from what I understand, the decision to only allow the player to be male had less to do with bias and more to do with ease of development. Otherwise they would have to do a whole other good/evil scale of female skins and models, not to mention accoutrements such as varieties of clothes and hairstyles. Plus, there would have to be some alternative content and dialog for the game.
Keep in mind I am basing all this on reviews that I have read, as I have never actually played Fable
Like everyone else, the first video game character I thought of was Lara Croft. Probably unlike everyone else, I was thinking of her doing that special move when she is hanging from a platform and slowly flips herself over backward instead of simply climbing up (the only one that I've played is Tomb Raider 2).
It wasn't until I read a few responses that I realized that you were talking about what her spine is supporting.
Think "Deep Space 9" Holosuite, where Sisko didn't like to use the lounge program that was set in the 1940s because the racism that was so prevelent at the time was nowhere to be found. He thought that it was insulting because the creators of the program were trying to pretend that said racism never happened.
I just flashed on an image from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure of Gengis Khan in a sporting goods store, zipping around on a skateboard and wielding a hockey stick.
Given the fact that Astrology is complete garbage anyway, the destruction of this asteroid does not harm her ability to make an income. She can simply make up some crap about how some other asteroid is affecting people's personal lives.
I come from a time in the nineteen hundred and seventies when computers where used for two things. To either go to the moon, or play pong. And nothing in between, you see, and you didn't need a fancy operating system to play pong and the men who went to the moon, god bless them, did it with no mouse and a plain text only black and white screen and thiry-two kilobytes of ram.
But then round about the late seventies home computers started to do a little bit more than play pong. Very little more. Why, computers started to play games and balance check books. Why, you could play Zaxxon on your apple II or write a book. All with a computer that had thirty-two kilobytes of ram.
It was enough to go to the moon, it was enough for you
It was a golden time, a time before Windows, a time before mouses, a time before the Internet and bloatware and a time before every OS sucked
Well way back in the olden times my computer worked for me I'd laugh and play all night and day on Zork One, Two and Three The Amiga, VIC 20 and Sinclair too, the TRS 80 and the Apple II They did what they where supposed to do It wasn't much but it was enough But then Xerox made a prototype Steve Jobs came on the scene Read of mice and menus, windows, icons, trash, and a bitmapped screen Oh, Stevie said to xerox "Boys, turn your heads and cough" And when no one was looking he ripped their interfaces off Stole every feature that he had seen Put it in a cute box with a tiny little screen MacOS1 ran that machine, only cost 5000 bucks But it was slow, it was buggy, so they wrote it again And now they're up to OS10 They'll charge you for the beta, then charge you again But the MacOS still sucks
Every OS wastes your time, from the desktop to the lap Every thing since Apple DOS, just a bunch of crap From Microsoft to Macintosh to Lin-line-lin-line-nucs Every computer crashes 'cause every OS sucks
Well then Microsoft jumped in the game Copied Apple's interface with an OS named Windows 3.1, it was twice as lame But the stock price rose and rose Then Windows 95, then 98 Man, Solitare never ran so great And every single version came out late But I guess thats the way it goes But that bloatware will crash and delete your work And dme man none of them work Bill Gates may be richer than Captain Kirk But the Windows OS blows. And sucks. At the same time
I'd trade it in. Yeah, right. For what? It's top of the line from the Compuhut The fridge, stove and toaster never crash on me I should be able to get online without a Phd My phone doesn't take a week to boot it My TV doesn't crash when I mute it I miss ascii text in my floppy drive I wish VIC 20 was still alive It ain't the hardware man It's just that every OS sucks.. and blows
Now theres lin-ux or line-ux. I don't know how you say it Or how you install it or use it or play it Or where you download it or what programs run But lin-ux or line-ux don't look like much fun However you say it, it's getting great press Though how it survives is anyones guess If you ask me it's a great big mess For elitist nerdy schmucks "It's free" they say, if you can get it to run "he geeks say "Hey, thats half the fun" Yeah, but I've got a girlfriend and things to get done The Linux OS sucks. I'm sorry to say it, but it does
Every OS wastes your time from the desktop to the lap Everything since the Abacus, just a bunch of crap From Microsoft to Macintosh to Lin-line-lin-line-nucs Every computer crashes cause evey os sucks Every computer crashes cause evey os sucks
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Because America was founded by puritans.
Thank you England, thank you very fucking much.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy notes that Disaster Area, a plutonium rock band from the Gagrakacka Mind Zones, are generally held to be not only the loudest rock band in the Galaxy, but in fact the loudest noise of any kind at all.
Regular concert goers judge that the best sound balance is usually to be heard from within large concrete bunkers some thirty-seven miles from the stage, while the musicians themselves play their instruments by remote control from within a heavily insulated spaceship which stays in orbit around the planet - or more frequently around a completely different planet.
Every OS Sucks
By 3 Dead Trolls In A Baggie
I come from a time in the nineteen hundred and seventies when computers where used for two things. To either go to the moon, or play pong. And nothing in between, you see, and you didn't need a fancy operating system to play pong and the men who went to the moon, god bless them, did it with no mouse and a plain text only black and white screen and thiry-two kilobytes of ram.
But then round about the late seventies home computers started to do a little bit more than play pong. Very little more. Why, computers started to play games and balance check books. Why, you could play Zaxxon on your apple II or write a book. All with a computer that had thirty-two kilobytes of ram.
It was enough to go to the moon, it was enough for you
It was a golden time, a time before Windows, a time before mouses, a time before the Internet and bloatware and a time before every OS sucked
Well way back in the olden times my computer worked for me
I'd laugh and play all night and day on Zork One, Two and Three
The Amiga, VIC 20 and Sinclair too, the TRS 80 and the Apple II
They did what they where supposed to do
It wasn't much but it was enough
But then Xerox made a prototype
Steve Jobs came on the scene
Read of mice and menus, windows, icons, trash, and a bitmapped screen
Oh, Stevie said to xerox "Boys, turn your heads and cough"
And when no one was looking he ripped their interfaces off
Stole every feature that he had seen
Put it in a cute box with a tiny little screen
MacOS1 ran that machine, only cost 5000 bucks
But it was slow, it was buggy, so they wrote it again
And now they're up to OS10
They'll charge you for the beta, then charge you again
But the MacOS still sucks
Every OS wastes your time, from the desktop to the lap
Every thing since Apple DOS, just a bunch of crap
From Microsoft to Macintosh to Lin-line-lin-line-nucs
Every computer crashes 'cause every OS sucks
Well then Microsoft jumped in the game
Copied Apple's interface with an OS named
Windows 3.1, it was twice as lame
But the stock price rose and rose
Then Windows 95, then 98
Man, Solitare never ran so great
And every single version came out late
But I guess thats the way it goes
But that bloatware will crash and delete your work
And dme man none of them work
Bill Gates may be richer than Captain Kirk
But the Windows OS blows. And sucks. At the same time
I'd trade it in. Yeah, right. For what?
It's top of the line from the CompuHut
The fridge, stove and toaster never crash on me
I should be able to get online without a Phd
My phone doesn't take a week to boot it
My TV doesn't crash when I mute it
I miss ascii text in my floppy drive
I wish VIC 20 was still alive
It ain't the hardware man
It's just that every OS sucks.. and blows
Now theres lin-ux or line-ux. I don't know how you say it
Or how you install it or use it or play it
Or where you download it or what programs run
But lin-ux or line-ux don't look like much fun
However you say it, it's getting great press
Though how it survives is anyones guess
If you ask me it's a great big mess
For elitist nerdy schmucks
"It's free" they say, if you can get it to run
"he geeks say "Hey, thats half the fun"
Yeah, but I've got a girlfriend and things to get done
The Linux OS sucks. I'm sorry to say it, but it does
Every OS wastes your time from the desktop to the lap
Everything since the Abacus, just a bunch of crap
From Microsoft to Macintosh to Lin-line-lin-line-nucs
Every computer crashes cause every os sucks
Every computer crashes cause every os sucks
It's going to be live action.
It would rock even more if it actually existed
Aww.. Ain't that cute. A newbie.
Here you go, install the appropriate version for your OS.
http://www.bittorrent.com/
This will explain how the whole thing works
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torrent
How many people upon reading the headline immediatly suspected that Microsoft is behind this?
Ok, I just read the article.
"It will be GREAT," Murphy continued, "and then we will make sequel after sequel. There is no doubt that this is true."
Yep, it's gonna suck.
This movie will either be extremly good, or extremly bad.
What if it shows up in SCO code?
Why should it? Nothing else does.
I want my...
I want my...
I want my Nerd TV.
Some motherboard manufacturers (like Abit) have downloadable programs that let you do this from within Windows.
Because that would be UnAmerican(tm)
In Fable, from what I understand, the decision to only allow the player to be male had less to do with bias and more to do with ease of development. Otherwise they would have to do a whole other good/evil scale of female skins and models, not to mention accoutrements such as varieties of clothes and hairstyles. Plus, there would have to be some alternative content and dialog for the game.
Keep in mind I am basing all this on reviews that I have read, as I have never actually played Fable
Like everyone else, the first video game character I thought of was Lara Croft. Probably unlike everyone else, I was thinking of her doing that special move when she is hanging from a platform and slowly flips herself over backward instead of simply climbing up (the only one that I've played is Tomb Raider 2).
It wasn't until I read a few responses that I realized that you were talking about what her spine is supporting.
Think "Deep Space 9" Holosuite, where Sisko didn't like to use the lounge program that was set in the 1940s because the racism that was so prevelent at the time was nowhere to be found. He thought that it was insulting because the creators of the program were trying to pretend that said racism never happened.
Martha Stewart is a rich white man?
I just flashed on an image from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure of Gengis Khan in a sporting goods store, zipping around on a skateboard and wielding a hockey stick.
WHAT?! Not cool!
You totally ripped that off Monty Python.
Thank you Captain Obvious! I don't know what we would do without you.
At least in China, it might be possible for spammers to get the death penalty.
clicky
Given the fact that Astrology is complete garbage anyway, the destruction of this asteroid does not harm her ability to make an income. She can simply make up some crap about how some other asteroid is affecting people's personal lives.
Every OS Sucks
By 3 Dead Trolls In A Baggie
I come from a time in the nineteen hundred and seventies when computers where used for two things. To either go to the moon, or play pong. And nothing in between, you see, and you didn't need a fancy operating system to play pong and the men who went to the moon, god bless them, did it with no mouse and a plain text only black and white screen and thiry-two kilobytes of ram.
But then round about the late seventies home computers started to do a little bit more than play pong. Very little more. Why, computers started to play games and balance check books. Why, you could play Zaxxon on your apple II or write a book. All with a computer that had thirty-two kilobytes of ram.
It was enough to go to the moon, it was enough for you
It was a golden time, a time before Windows, a time before mouses, a time before the Internet and bloatware and a time before every OS sucked
Well way back in the olden times my computer worked for me
I'd laugh and play all night and day on Zork One, Two and Three
The Amiga, VIC 20 and Sinclair too, the TRS 80 and the Apple II
They did what they where supposed to do
It wasn't much but it was enough
But then Xerox made a prototype
Steve Jobs came on the scene
Read of mice and menus, windows, icons, trash, and a bitmapped screen
Oh, Stevie said to xerox "Boys, turn your heads and cough"
And when no one was looking he ripped their interfaces off
Stole every feature that he had seen
Put it in a cute box with a tiny little screen
MacOS1 ran that machine, only cost 5000 bucks
But it was slow, it was buggy, so they wrote it again
And now they're up to OS10
They'll charge you for the beta, then charge you again
But the MacOS still sucks
Every OS wastes your time, from the desktop to the lap
Every thing since Apple DOS, just a bunch of crap
From Microsoft to Macintosh to Lin-line-lin-line-nucs
Every computer crashes 'cause every OS sucks
Well then Microsoft jumped in the game
Copied Apple's interface with an OS named
Windows 3.1, it was twice as lame
But the stock price rose and rose
Then Windows 95, then 98
Man, Solitare never ran so great
And every single version came out late
But I guess thats the way it goes
But that bloatware will crash and delete your work
And dme man none of them work
Bill Gates may be richer than Captain Kirk
But the Windows OS blows. And sucks. At the same time
I'd trade it in. Yeah, right. For what?
It's top of the line from the Compuhut
The fridge, stove and toaster never crash on me
I should be able to get online without a Phd
My phone doesn't take a week to boot it
My TV doesn't crash when I mute it
I miss ascii text in my floppy drive
I wish VIC 20 was still alive
It ain't the hardware man
It's just that every OS sucks.. and blows
Now theres lin-ux or line-ux. I don't know how you say it
Or how you install it or use it or play it
Or where you download it or what programs run
But lin-ux or line-ux don't look like much fun
However you say it, it's getting great press
Though how it survives is anyones guess
If you ask me it's a great big mess
For elitist nerdy schmucks
"It's free" they say, if you can get it to run
"he geeks say "Hey, thats half the fun"
Yeah, but I've got a girlfriend and things to get done
The Linux OS sucks. I'm sorry to say it, but it does
Every OS wastes your time from the desktop to the lap
Everything since the Abacus, just a bunch of crap
From Microsoft to Macintosh to Lin-line-lin-line-nucs
Every computer crashes cause evey os sucks
Every computer crashes cause evey os sucks
I agree, except you should have said "There are indeed different kinds of Atheism (it varies, like religions do)"
Atheism isn't a religion any more than baldness is a hair color.