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Astrologer Sues NASA Over Comet Probe

0110011001110101 writes "NASA's mission that sent a space probe smashing into a comet raised more than cosmic dust -- it also brought a lawsuit from a Russian astrologer. 'Bai is seeking damages totaling $300 million -- the approximate equivalent of the mission's cost -- for her "moral sufferings," Izvestia said, citing her lawyer Alexander Molokhov. She earlier told the paper that the experiment would "deform her horoscope." ' "

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  1. Her parents should be proud... by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Obviously at least one Russian citizen has wholeheartedly embraced the US style of democracy.

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    1. Re:Her parents should be proud... by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      In so...

      Nah...

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    2. Re:Her parents should be proud... by Bob3141592 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Of course, if this suit is allowed to proceed, doesn't that also open her up to suits by her clients for all the predictions she made that didn't work out perfectly? 3oo million probably won't be enough for her to pay all the suits she'll lose if the courts determine astrology is legally valid and binding.

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    3. Re:Her parents should be proud... by Saeger · · Score: 5, Funny

      Greedy parasitism isn't democr... oh.

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    4. Re:Her parents should be proud... by chris_mahan · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      That would be:

      In So...

      (don't forget capitalization... :)

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    5. Re:Her parents should be proud... by SilentChris · · Score: 1

      Flamebait.

      Democracy:

      *the political orientation of those who favor government by the people or by their elected representatives
      *a political system in which the supreme power lies in a body of citizens who can elect people to represent them
      *majority rule: the doctrine that the numerical majority of an organized group can make decisions binding on the whole group

      Greed:

      *excessive desire to acquire or possess more (especially more material wealth) than one needs or deserves
      *avarice: reprehensible acquisitiveness; insatiable desire for wealth (personified as one of the deadly sins)

      I don't see the connection between "one" and "many".

    6. Re:Her parents should be proud... by Anonymous+Luddite · · Score: 5, Funny

      >> if the courts determine astrology is legally valid

      I predict great disapointment in her future ;-)

    7. Re:Her parents should be proud... by FortKnox · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Flamebait.

      Joke:

      *Something silly to enjoy
      *Having a laugh at someone elses expense
      *Having a laugh even though it may offend something slightly.

      Taking things too seriously:

      *Reading a joke and taking serious offense and getting all riled up.
      *Not enjoying something silly just to make people laugh and be happy
      *General Asshattery

      Lighten up dude... sheesh.

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    8. Re:Her parents should be proud... by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 1

      But the mods shouldn't. This is funny, not insightful (although it might be, in a sarcastic way).

    9. Re:Her parents should be proud... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Note the phrase used: "US style of democracy".

      In the US, democracy is less a matter of "one person, one vote" than it is of "one (unit of currency), one vote", due to the fact that election outcomes depend heavily on funds spent, and by inference, on funds donated to the candidates (or in the case of referenda, organizations backing/opposing them).

      Furthermore, the judicial system is a strong "check and balance" on US democracy, by placing limits on "mob rule" and by defining the exact application of legislation through case law. It is also commonly used as a means of promoting one's views on religious matters.

      So the acquisition of wealth, and the use of the courts to promote the legal status of one's spiritual beliefs, are consistent with the style of democracy in force in the US.

    10. Re:Her parents should be proud... by Spackler · · Score: 5, Funny

      Meanwhile, back in America, a Mr. Spackler of the entity Slashdot is suing some stupid Russian woman for $.65, which is the cost of the can of Pepsi I just spat out my nose.

    11. Re:Her parents should be proud... by njvic · · Score: 5, Funny

      ah.. a typical capitalist response!

    12. Re:Her parents should be proud... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, wouldn't it be just a money making machine for her: See'll be able to get money out of the NASA, but also from all the people who'll have their horoscope recalculated.

      Truely to be proud of, come to think of it, wish I thought of it myself.

    13. Re:Her parents should be proud... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has nothing to do with democracy. This is about capitalism.

      A "democracy" is "Government by the people, exercised either directly or through elected representatives." That is to say, it designates who has control over lawmaking, though in more common use it simply refers to "people having the right to vote."

      A "capitalism" is "an economic system based on private ownership of capital," though in more common use it simply refers to "your ability to make as much money as possible by whatever means available, so long as you reasonably believe you can get away with it."

      Hence, she is attempting to be an effective capitalist by accumulating great private capital through a frivolous law suit....not attempting to vote in a bill that would give her lots of money.

    14. Re:Her parents should be proud... by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the laugh...

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    15. Re:Her parents should be proud... by SilentChris · · Score: 1

      And that's why it's modded "insightful" and not "funny".

    16. Re:Her parents should be proud... by mpathetiq · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sweet, I just sprayed snot on my keyboard. Thanks njvic! Where are my mod points when I need them. +1, Keyboard Snot

    17. Re:Her parents should be proud... by scbysnx · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      agreed but the issue is that most people on /. will bash the united states whatever chance they get, aswell as its people (which I personally take offense to every time) but yeah that was hilarious I just wish the spirit behind the joke weren't true... but it is

    18. Re:Her parents should be proud... by StrayJay · · Score: 1

      And that is something to be proud of?

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    19. Re:Her parents should be proud... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever. I gave her ass up for adoption when she was 2mos. old!

    20. Re:Her parents should be proud... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NASA representatives in Russia could not be reached for comment on the case. ... But written statement to the press read "ROFLMAO!!"

    21. Re:Her parents should be proud... by modecx · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't foget the cost of the keyboard, the physical injury (that so totally burns) and emotional distress!

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    22. Re:Her parents should be proud... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3oo million probably won't be enough for her to pay all the suits she'll lose...

      What lawsuit? She's going to make a mint when she gets hired by SCO for having some of the largest baytzim on the planet.

    23. Re:Her parents should be proud... by Tophe · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, ass laughs you off.

    24. Re:Her parents should be proud... by MHobbit · · Score: 1

      I'm suing you for the moral suffering inflicted upon me because of your comments regarding democracy.

      Before you mod me down, lighten up. Or at least, tell the Russian woman that...

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    25. Re:Her parents should be proud... by UrgleHoth · · Score: 3, Funny

      Did you damage the can? If there is recycling where you live, don't forget the container deposit.

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    26. Re:Her parents should be proud... by shokk · · Score: 1

      In other news, I'm suing the entire planet for my moral suffering caused by humans repeatedly setting foot in this planet on a daily basis. It has obviously ruined the planet, needless to say any horoscopes. I demand the population of Australia be pureed as payment.

      Speaking from a horoscope wacko point of view (not mine, mind you), what is all that money going to do to improve your horoscope? What, is she checking her horoscope under the sign of the retard? Which comets are significant enough to be part of a horoscope, and why would you base it on such meaningless objects? Does she even have a telescope with which to view the damn comet to form her "predictions" or is she assuming the comet gives a damn about the little pock mark that was regardless going to give way over the next orbit?

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    27. Re:Her parents should be proud... by pilgrim23 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A touchstone to determine the actual worth of an "intellectual": find out how he feels about astrology. -- Robert A. Heinlein

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    28. Re:Her parents should be proud... by yogkarma · · Score: 1

      People still sings so G8 can listen. Who cares if you hit the comet and who cares if comet struck one day mother earth?

      Bunch of people doing few things to prove how efficient their science is.

      And few people struggling hard to make sure other understand their law.

      Bottom lines, Homo sapiens are the one who suffers worst and ironically by other Homo sapiens.

    29. Re:Her parents should be proud... by john_lewmanny · · Score: 1

      Astrology is not really supposed to make predictions. Charlatans are.

    30. Re:Her parents should be proud... by infinityxi · · Score: 0

      ...and here I was expecting a to hear about a Michael Bay patent, NASA was infinging on. I guess this is ridiculously equivalent.

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    31. Re:Her parents should be proud... by EvilUmpir · · Score: 0

      Not Pepsi here, but almost had some Gatorade come out my nose reading this comment! LOL! NICE!

    32. Re:Her parents should be proud... by SolusSD · · Score: 2, Funny

      that would be fantastic. Me: "hello, I was reading your magazines horoscope section... yep. yep.. that's correct I'm still not a millionare. Ok. I'll hold.. " Magazine: "Thank you for holding, this is the legal department!"

    33. Re:Her parents should be proud... by phosphorous · · Score: 0

      I'm visualizing you repeatedly drinking from your Pepsi can, reading the funny comment in question and finally shooting said Pepsi out of your nose.

      Surely you cannot fit the entire contents of the can in your mouth at once? :)

    34. Re:Her parents should be proud... by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, back in America, a Mr. Spackler of the entity Slashdot is suing some stupid Russian woman for $.65, which is the cost of the can of Pepsi I just spat out my nose.

      The Stupid Russian Woman replies In Soviet Russia your nose spats out of a can of Pepsi for free

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    35. Re:Her parents should be proud... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't worry, it's sugar free.

    36. Re:Her parents should be proud... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This has nothing to do with democracy. This is about capitalism."

      Yessss... with a sha-bang!

      You insightfully saw the point. In the US capitalism is the true face of democracy.

      Now you proudly can tell you're a full grown man.

    37. Re:Her parents should be proud... by Mick+Ohrberg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ooh, and if your coworkers were mentally or physically injured (spat Pepsi upon), you can make it a class action law suit.

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    38. Re:Her parents should be proud... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't Spackler be modded up any higher for this crackback? Nice job.

    39. Re:Her parents should be proud... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

       ñîâåòñêîé Ðîññèè âàøè spats íîñà èç ÷îíñåðâíîé áàíêû à pepsi äëÿ ñâîáîäíî.

    40. Re:Her parents should be proud... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i pooped my pants

    41. Re:Her parents should be proud... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wants a books on using plurals when you writes.

    42. Re:Her parents should be proud... by Uber+Banker · · Score: 1

      loller coaster I farted, and my fart had lumps.

    43. Re:Her parents should be proud... by yogkarma · · Score: 1

      yes please, english( or american english ) is not my mother's language.

    44. Re:Her parents should be proud... by GermanShorthair · · Score: 0

      Hmmm!! Sentence completes you, Soviet Russia in.

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    45. Re:Her parents should be proud... by JuzzFunky · · Score: 1

      I spat boiling hot miso soup out of my nose when I read your post! ouch...
      Too funny!

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    46. Re:Her parents should be proud... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A little liquid, ok. 12 ounces of liquid, ok. But the whole can came out your nose? I'm assuming the can came out one nostril, so your nose is big enough to hold two cans? You have my respect.

    47. Re:Her parents should be proud... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes but if her predictions had been that good she should have just read the news and realised that the comet was going to be smashed into anyway :D

    48. Re:Her parents should be proud... by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      Yes, clearly he meant "capitalism", not "democracy". Many Americans confuse the two.

      I blame the Republicans.

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    49. Re:Her parents should be proud... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Take that up with the crack-smoking moderators, not the poster.

    50. Re:Her parents should be proud... by celimage · · Score: 1

      heinlein just said that because he is crab(cancer)

  2. The Russian court has got see reason, here. by The+I+Shing · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If the Russian court agrees to let this case proceed, it opens the door for all kinds of inane, utterly frivolous lawsuits from astrologers, witch doctors, faith healers, and every other kind of kook out there who wants to make a quick buck by accusing actual scientists of violating some crackpot principle. I'm not an objectivist, but I have to say that Ayn Rand must be rolling over in her grave.

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    1. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Nplugd · · Score: 5, Funny

      Right, because "inane, utterly frivolous lawsuits" never EVER happened in the US so far. Ever.

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    2. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If the Russian court agrees to let this case proceed, it opens the door for all kinds of inane, utterly frivolous lawsuits from astrologers, witch doctors, faith healers, and every other kind of kook out there who wants to make a quick buck by accusing actual scientists of violating some crackpot principle.

      On the other hand, it would also show very clearly that there's absolutely no evidence that such crackpot theories are valid. Think about it - this woman stands to gain $300 million if she can show that her particular crackpot theory is valid. If the court case proceeds, and she can't show that astrology works - given some pretty damn big incentive - then perhaps less people will be inclined to believe in astrology.

      By the way, what's the deciding factor between whether or not something is a) a crackpot theory, b) a superstition, or c) a religion? Seems to me, the amount of believers and money involved has something to do with it.

      A crackpot theory is typically believed by one or two people. Astrology is a cottage industry. And Christianity has a billion believers and stupid amounts of money.

    3. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by flabbergasted · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, the next thing you know a bunch of fundamentalist christians will be trying to force through laws to push their form of creationism into public classrooms.

    4. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by erroneus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Among the list of "crankpots" should we include mainstream religion and their various objections to things like cloning? I fail to see how mainstream religion differs significantly from the rest of the crackpots... I mean if you overlook the organization, political power and all that.

    5. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No way, that'll never happen. That's just taking it too far.

      On a side note, I have to leave Texas before my children get in to school. I already had my "linux" fish ripped off my car once since I moved here.

    6. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by lheal · · Score: 4, Insightful
      then perhaps less people will be inclined to believe in astrology.

      Nope, not a chance. The publicity would just legitimize astrology. When the suit was finally decided in NASA's favor, believers would just spin it that NASA had better lawyers.

      People who believe in astrology don't do so because of logic. They cling to the hope that the universe is not just a giant machine, that they are somehow made unique among humans by their keen intelligence, inside knowledge, and special placement in it.

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    7. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know it's not a popular view on this site, so this'll likely get modded to troll pretty quickly (people here don't seem open minded enough to tolerate different points of view), but your comments show a complete misunderstanding of some of these groups of which you so willingly disparage.

      I've seen faith healers do things M.D.s can't. While I'm not a Christian, I have to point out that when Jesus healed people he said, "Your faith has made you well," giving credit for the miracle to the person's ability to believe, not to himself. I've seen many posts on /. about how bad religion is, but I have yet to see one by someone who has actually taken time to understand religion or any spiritual beliefs. I don't mean just taking them apart and saying it's all psychology and the "opiate of the masses" type thing, but I mean by someone who has REALLY taken time to understand faith or any type of spirituality.

      There are things science can't always explain. I've seen astrolgers that don't know me but have written up complete reports about who I am and what I feel, think, and believe -- without ever having met me. I've seen people healed by faith healers, and I've met psychics who can vividly describe situations and people that later become part of my life. And before you start talking about "cold reading", I have a solid background in psychology, and did not give these people a chance to meet me or be exposed to me to cold read me.

      The difference is I have always been open to different beliefs and, rather than judging them as negative or people in them as "kooks", I've taken the time to find out about many religious, many pseudo-relogions, and as many belief systems as I could explore. I've seen things happen that you would claim are impossible -- yet I've seen them happen in ways that are scientifically valid, such as double blind studies.

      Like I said, the difference is that I was open and willing to explore, instead of judging and speaking about what I did not know.

    8. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, lawsuits by crackpots are not uncommon. Especially producers of "alternative" medicine are prone to sueing people who state that their product doesn't work. Normally, such a case is judged on the fact whether it can be shown objectively that the defendants statements were false. Science is objective, and such cases are therefore usually resolved by a loss of the crackpot (since alternative medicine is alternative because science has shown that it doesn't really work). I think in this case the same reasoning applies: the question is whether it can be shown objectively that astrology works, and that thus the cook was damaged. As science has shown time and again, astrology is garbage, so the cook will not be able to cash.

    9. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by CharlieHedlin · · Score: 1

      I don't think the Texas schools have had their science classes destroyed yet. Darwin's theories are still taught.

      I think the only state to ban evolution was KS.

      We need choices other than socialist and religous wacko when selecting where to live. The religous wackos are present in Texas but they don't dominate as much as the media would have everyone believe.

    10. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by erroneus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hahaha... Yeah, they'll do that out here in Texas. We used to have elementary school classes that taught social studies and civics and stuff like that. They taught how to value freedom and how to respect one another. What ever happened to those classes? Are they still being taught? I know they left an impression on me but it seems clear that it's not leaving an impression these days.

      On the other hand, you realize that a Linux fish is essentially a mobile insult against their religious expression which is their right to express (as is your mockery).

      Really, the only way you can win is to put it back on and then train a video camera on it until you catch whoever is doing that and haul'm into criminal and civil court. It would be vandalism in the criminal case and "emotional damage" in the civil. Could be lucrative.

    11. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, because "inane, utterly frivolous lawsuits" never EVER happened in the US so far. Ever.

      Despite the few (rare, and thereby notable) cases that get reported in the press, the Court System throws out most of the frivolous cases.

    12. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by daniil · · Score: 4, Informative
      According to Izvestia, the first hearing took place on Monday, but as the representatives of NASA were not present in the court, it was postponed to the 28th.

      And i do believe they will let the case proceed, as the judge recommended that the astrologer and her defendant find a specialist who would be able to tell whether the experiment caused and increased threat of comet impact. It seems that they are trying to spin the case into a demonstration against the US "solving all problems, scientific ones included, with bombs." (quoting the astrologer herself) Yeah, so it might be absurd, but it seems that in foreign politics, everything goes for the Russians.

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    13. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It is not just the Russian courts that hear this kind of clap-trap. There were a lot of law suits by Uri Geller against James Randi.

    14. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by fredklein · · Score: 1

      If the court case proceeds, and she can't show that astrology works - given some pretty damn big incentive - then perhaps less people will be inclined to believe in astrology.


      Hasn't worked with James Randi and his Challenge.

      Then again, he's only been offering a Million dollars.

    15. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1

      Did the Pope sue for 300 million for "moral sufferings" when they cloned dolly?

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    16. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by kryzx · · Score: 1

      I am outraged!!!! You have perturbed my mojo by insinuating that I am a kook with crackpot principles. I am going to sue you.

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    17. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by mi · · Score: 1
      I already had my "linux" fish ripped off my car once since I moved here.
      What a terrible act of persecution that was! Truly, GULAG is the next step.
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    18. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I think the only state to ban evolution was KS.

      I know I'm being literal here, but I love that sentence. It conjures up all sorts of ideas of what could happen if Kansas bans evolution, as opposed to banning the teaching of evolution. Wouldn't it be a sight if they could ban it retroactively?

    19. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by domnu · · Score: 3, Insightful

      People who believe in astrology don't do so because of logic. They cling to the hope that the universe is not just a giant machine, that they are somehow made unique among humans by their keen intelligence, inside knowledge, and special placement in it.

      The very nature of astrology implies that the universe is a giant machine and that it determines your attributes. The placements of planets A, B, and C indicate that I have attribute X. While the belief is illogical, the motivation for it appears to be a fear of uncertainty (or freedom) and a desire to know one's "place" in the universe as opposed to the desire to be empowered individuals.

    20. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Among the list of "crankpots" should we include mainstream religion and their various objections to things like cloning? I fail to see how mainstream religion differs significantly from the rest of the crackpots

      I couldn't agree more. As for the difference between crackpots and mainstream religions, it's easy: mainstream religions are entrenched. They've taken hold centuries and millenia ago, when people didn't know better, and they've permeated the way people live, think and the societies they now live in for a very long time. Therefore, they're much harder to displace than contemporary crackpots, who now run into the wall of science and reason, and so they don't have the time to take roots.

      I think the only reasonably successful "new" religion that has arisen in recent times is the Latter Day Saints, and even that was over 150 years ago and it's only a variation of Christianity. And frankly, if you read who were Joseph Smith and Brigham Young and what they did, you can't help thinking they were brigands (no offense to you LDS folks, I really like most of you a lot, but really...). But I digress...

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    21. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My understanding of the KS debate was whether to explicitly deny that no form of creation other than evolution was possible or not. From what I have heard the media distorted and fanatisized it. While I believe everything currently points to evolution, I'm not so closed minded to think that I could still be wrong.

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    22. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Monkelectric · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Mainstream religion differs from regular crackpots in that theres enough of one to label the other...

      Arguably, I have more proof that the events of Star Trek or Lord of the Rings happened than anything in the bible. But I'd be "crazy" to believe one of these things...

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    23. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually if this works it might be the solution to inane and utterly frivolous patents, sue the patent holder for "moral sufferings"

    24. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by lheal · · Score: 1

      I said, "not just a giant machine".

      Astrology claims to be predictive of the future. It follows that if you know more of the future, you are more powerful. Even so, I didn't say that, either.

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    25. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Viking+Coder · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Nope - but telling people in AIDS-stricken regions that using condoms is a sin... not so cool.

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    26. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by krell · · Score: 1
      ' There were a lot of law suits by Uri Geller against James Randi'

      Tell me about it. That Geller bastard sued me when I once accidentally bent a spoon by putting it in the garbage disposal.

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    27. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by FellowConspirator · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Religious sentiment aside, there are quite a few very pragmatic reasons why one might approach cloning with quite a bit of caution. If it were to reach the sci-fi level of cloning, there's all sorts of issues of identity management and "clone's rights" (e.g., for harvesting of organs, etc.) that are not worked out. From the immediately practical point of view, how the law treats (or should treat) embryos and the like is anything but clear and settled, and from the technical standpoint, we don't understand enough about epigenetics to haul off and start wholesale cloning for medical purposes (only to find out later that we accidentally introduce a novel autoimmune response that will not only cause harm, but billions of dollars in medical care and litigation).

      I know it's vogue to lambast religion these days, but the world's religions are getting a seriously bum rap. Sure, there are people that attribute their psycopathy on their religious affiliation, but despite a fondness for giving those people a disproportionate amount of media coverage, there's no evidence that such people are anything but a small crackpot minority -- sort of like astrologers who sue NASA.

      At least here in the USA, the media will present any crack-pot viewpoint in opposition to the majority viewpoint and push the impression that both are equally well subscribed to and supported. Global warming is a good example. In the scientific community, there's really no debate, but to hear the press tell it, it's a contraversial subject.

    28. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by qwijibo · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I disagree with the Linux fish being an insult. There are plenty of people who have a set of strong beliefs centered around Linux. Many Linux followers have just as clear of an understanding of their belief system as people pushing other religions.

    29. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, you realize that a Linux fish is essentially a mobile insult against their religious expression which is their right to express (as is your mockery).

      Actually, it's just a joke.

      Really, the only way you can win is to put it back on and then train a video camera on it until you catch whoever is doing that and haul'm into criminal and civil court.

      The only way to truly win is to get the hell out of a state where vandalism is a religious custom.

    30. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Mr.+No+Skills · · Score: 1

      Technically, I think it was a "slug" and not a "bomb".

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    31. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Tekzel · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Which is more likely? Someone is going to force religion on you today or someone is going to try to enforce no religion at all or make a slam at them for being religious? The latter makes up for 99% of all religious conversations yet they all claim the 1% is the problem. Here's a thought. Leave them alone and let them live their life rather than trying to force a ban on religion everywhere


      Heres a hint. Making up numbers does not legitimize your point. In my experience, but then im from northern florida, the vast majority of the time its someone trying their best to convince me that I am going to hell because im an athiest. IF it were just a matter of "live and let live", that would be FINE. However, the religious zealots are most of the problem (again, from MY experience). I cant remember ever hearing of atheists assaulting religous people's person or property because they had a god sticker on it. However, I see and hear the reverse all the time. Happened to my wife (back when she was just my girlfriend). She had a pro Wicca bumper sticker and some god nut busted her windshield and wrote nasty stuff on her car with a magic marker, stuff along the lines that they should bring back witch burning. Kind and wonderful people, they are.
    32. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I know I'm being literal here, but I love that sentence. It conjures up all sorts of ideas of what could happen if Kansas bans evolution, as opposed to banning the teaching of evolution. Wouldn't it be a sight if they could ban it retroactively?

      I know plenty of places in the Appalachians and in the south were they didn't wait for a state court to ban evolution...

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    33. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes.

    34. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by CSIP · · Score: 3, Insightful


      I'll appoligize (as a christian) on behalf of whoever ripped off your fish, as that was a very "un-christian" act.

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    35. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've seen astrolgers that don't know me but have written up complete reports about who I am and what I feel, think, and believe -- without ever having met me.

      James Randi did an experiment where he handed out horoscopes to a class of (college) students and had them rate how closely they matched reality. Most of the students said the horoscopes were accurate. He then had them swap horoscopes, and they found out that they all had the exact same horoscope. Now, how could ONE horoscope match everyone? Because it was filled with generalities and vague statements, that's how. The students themselves filled in the details where they were missing, and sub-consciously remembered the 'hits' more than the 'misses'.

      Now, without knowing the exact circumstances behind your case, I can't tell you for sure that's what happened. Only you can, if you choose to look at what happened objectively.

      I've seen people healed by faith healers,

      Really? If you can prove that, you might win $1,000,000! Go to www.randi.org for details.

      I've met psychics who can vividly describe situations and people that later become part of my life.

      I sense a... man, or maybe a woman. He is tall, maybe short. BLond hair, maybe brown or black. You'll like this person, or maybe hate them.

      How'd I do??

      And before you start talking about "cold reading", I have a solid background in psychology, and did not give these people a chance to meet me or be exposed to me to cold read me.

      You may "have a solid background in psychology", but you don't understand what 'cold reading' is. Cold reading does NOT depend on meeting the victim before hand, or even knowing anything about them before hand. That would be 'hot reading'.
      From Wikipedia: "Generally, the cold reader will make a series of vague statements, will observe the subject's reactions, and then will refine the original statements according to those reactions"..."even without prior knowledge of a person, a psychic could still obtain a great deal of his subject's history by carefully analysing his or her look and other background information, such as gender, religion, race, education level and place of origin."

      So, let's apply Occams Razor. Either there are people in this world who can 'speak to spirits', 'read minds', and have other paranormal powers (but choose to eke out a living reading palms instead of, say, getting the winnign lottery numbers). OR, there are people in this world who are frauds. Fakers. Con men.

      WHich is more likely?

    36. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by hoeferbe · · Score: 1

      Do you really think it is a "crackpot" idea to disallow the intentional creation of human life for experimentation & use by other humans? Have you no concept of human rights?

    37. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I know I'm being literal here, but I love that sentence. It conjures up all sorts of ideas of what could happen if Kansas bans evolution, as opposed to banning the teaching of evolution. Wouldn't it be a sight if they could ban it retroactively?

      Maybe they already did. It might explain a few things...like all these crazies who want to ban the teaching of evolution.

    38. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by jacen_sunstrider · · Score: 1

      Arguably, I have more proof that the events of Star Trek or Lord of the Rings happened than anything in the bible.

      I dunno, as far as Star Trek, we only have a few things which could have happened so far to lend it credence. First, are we missing two whales and one marine biologist? Secondly, was there a big boom in electronics due to a timeship crashing on Earth?

      Have I missed any? I don't recall any other time travel episodes/movies that have happened already.

    39. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to Texas home of God and the NRA.

    40. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes. I live in KS and the media royally screwed up reporting on what really happened. The Board of Education simply stated that teachers are "allowed" to offer alternatives to evolution. They were never forced to do so and evolution was never removed from the curriculum. In fact, the ruling had little affect outside of allowing teachers to critique evolution if they so chose.

    41. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by flabbergasted · · Score: 1

      That's okay. Someone stole the Darwin fish off my car just before I left Texas.

    42. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by kryzx · · Score: 2, Insightful
      since alternative medicine is alternative because science has shown that it doesn't really work

      This is not true. While there are certainly crackpots out there selling ineffective and even harmful snake-oil cures under the guise of alternative medicine, most alternative medicine practices have a long history and are probably effective to some degree.

      The problem is that there is no money to be made in proving that they are effective, so no Big Pharma corp is going to spend money on real western medicine style drug trials.

      Suppose that dandelion tea was an effective cure for cancer. Would Pfizer spend millions to do a ten year trial with thousands of patients? If they proved it worked then everyone would use the dandelions in their yard, or start cultivating them, and Pfizer would never make a penny from it. Multiply this by every naturally occuring substance on the planet.

      Big Pharma has no motivation to prove the medicinal value of anything they cannot patent.

      So chances are there are many treatments out there that are low cost, natural, and effective, but they will never be studied, put into JAMA, and introduced in your local doctor's office.

      While I generally favor smaller government, this is one area where only government (well, possibly very well funded non-profits, too) can be effective. Gov't funded research in these topics could improve medicine, lower medical costs, and contribute to human knowledge.

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    43. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by sveinungkv · · Score: 1

      ...or darwinists will be trying to force their faith* into public classrooms. Oh waith, already happend. * (makro)evolution is not proven. Even if it was, you would have a hard time proving we are a result of marcroevolution. Now mod me down for stepping on your religion

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    44. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Have you no concept of human rights?"

      Such a concept is irrational, and arises only from religious kooks who place arbitrary values upon things on "instructions" from their hallucinatory God.

    45. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by benwb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What about Falun Gong? The chinese government says 10 million, they say 100 million. The truth is somewhere in the middle- but they are easily larger than lds (~12million members)

    46. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Jhan · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I think the only reasonably successful "new" religion that has arisen in recent times is the Latter Day Saints, and even that was over 150 years ago and it's only a variation of Christianity.

      Scientology, my friend, sciencefictionology...

      Maybe it isn't wildly successfull among the people, but it seems to attract som wildly successfull people.

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    47. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by tomhudson · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      I'll appoligize (as a christian) on behalf of whoever ripped off your fish, as that was a very "un-christian" act.
      So how about my Linux cross, my Linux altar (where we sacrifice Windows users^W^Wvirgins), and my Linux Bible?

      And my commemorative St-Linus-was-here beer can collection?

      And my BSD devil?

    48. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by mooingyak · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's not just the Christians. Those who believe in the FSM want their theories put into classrooms too.

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    49. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Marc_Hawke · · Score: 1

      cook != kook

      I could not figure out where the 'chef' came from or what the heck he had to do with the case.

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    50. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by krell · · Score: 4, Funny
      "That's okay. Someone stole the Darwin fish off my car just before I left Texas."

      Look at your trunk lid again. No fish, right? Look closely. See that salamander? Yes, that one, next to the keyhole. The fish was not stolen. It merely evolved.

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    51. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by cellocgw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My understanding of the KS debate was whether to explicitly deny that no form of creation other than evolution was possible or not.
      Bad understanding.
      Evolution theories are NOT creation theories. Whether current scientific theories of the evolutionary processes are complete and/or 100% correct is one thing. Feeling the need to say that, because the science is incomplete, creation dogmas might be valid is quite another thing.

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    52. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by ajs · · Score: 1

      "If the Russian court agrees to let this case proceed, it opens the door for all kinds of inane, utterly frivolous lawsuits from astrologers, witch doctors, faith healers, and every other kind of kook out there who wants to make a quick buck by accusing actual scientists of violating some crackpot principle."

      Absolutely. This is why most civilized countries have rules where losers in civil suits pay the winners' expenses (with the judge waiving in special cases). In this case, you have someone whose contention is that there are certain bodies in space which are important religious and/or cultural locations, and moving one out of its normal path is a desecration of sorts. That sounds fair, and while the court might find in NASA's favor, I don't see why we should feel free (or more to the point that the Russians should) to slam the door on this case prematurely.

      Of course, astrology is crackpot mysticism, but so is any supernatural belief and if we, as a world, wish to allow for free religious expression, then we need to allow for it, not pick and choose.

    53. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Lightjumper · · Score: 0

      They took my Phish sticker off my car.. :(

    54. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on. You were implying that astrology is like religion, which it is most certainly not. It is totally based on the idea that everything is a cog in a big machine and that we "little" cogs can know what is going to happen to us if we understand the movements of the "big" cogs.

      Admit you messed up. It's not the end of the world you know...

      Sheesh!

    55. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by walueg · · Score: 1
      The only way to truly win is to get the hell out of a state where vandalism is a religious custom.
      Puh-leeze. If that's not an intolerant remark, I don't know what is. There are whackos, Christian and otherwise, in every state. I hear more about religious bumper stickers being vandalized here in Texas than I do about anti-religious. Get a grip.
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    56. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by bwalling · · Score: 1

      Among the list of "crankpots" should we include mainstream religion and their various objections to things like cloning? I fail to see how mainstream religion differs significantly from the rest of the crackpots... I mean if you overlook the organization, political power and all that.

      Because mainstream Christians and Jews are not like the crazy ones. Just because some of us are crazy doesn't mean the rest of us are. Please stop making the association. I am a Christian, and I don't have any problem with stem cell research.

    57. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by lptport1 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      It's only one of your examples, but I'm sure if you looked into it further, the McDonald's coffee lawsuit got appealed. The fact that the person was awarded money at a lower court was highly publicized, while the appeal was not. And as an example of frivolous court cases getting thrown out, look to the case where someone tried to sue McDonald's because they became obese eating their food day in and day out, and felt McDonald's was in some way responsible for their ignorance of good dietary practice.

      I'm going to assume you're from the US, not only because your attention was captured for only a split second by the media coverage of how hot coffee can be, but also considering your choice of "i.e.", over "e.g." and other less notable errors in your comment.

    58. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by woginuk · · Score: 1
      Nope, not a chance. The publicity would just legitimize astrology. When the suit was finally decided in NASA's favor, believers would just spin it that NASA had better lawyers.

      And obviously, the fact that the astrologers couldn't predict that they would lose doesn't count against astrology or the astrologers themselves.

    59. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by FLAGGR · · Score: 1

      Your arguing on slashdot the differences between religion and astrology, I think your the one who should be admiting they're messed up

    60. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the Catholic church would argue that the whole extra-marital sex sin should take care of this pretty well.

    61. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by king-manic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, lawsuits by crackpots are not uncommon.

      To fix this, you should have a law liek Canada's where the loser pays the legal bills for both sides in a law suit. This ensure frivilous law suits have to think twice. While a suit with a legitimate chance of suceeding won't be unduly impeded.

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    62. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by koi88 · · Score: 1


      Astrology claims to be predictive of the future.

      So, if I change a star's position or destroy it, this might change my future?
      Interesting! I might just decide blow up a planet or two, next time my horoscope tells me about Saturn's bad influence on my health or something like that...

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    63. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Casca · · Score: 1

      I think the only reasonably successful "new" religion that has arisen in recent times is the Latter Day Saints, and even that was over 150 years ago and it's only a variation of Christianity.

      Don't forget about our good old freind L. Ron Hubbard. If religion is the opiate for the masses, Scientology appears to be crack for the rich and bored.

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    64. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by SlamMan · · Score: 2, Informative

      There's plenty of people who've had their Jesus fish ripped of the back of their car. My aunt has, for one.

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    65. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by drooling-dog · · Score: 4, Informative
      Maybe it isn't wildly successfull among the people, but it seems to attract som wildly successfull people.

      Keep in mind that they have a special "Celebrity" branch whose members are treated to a completely different experience than the regular rank & file...

    66. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by EngMedic · · Score: 1

      people, especially those encouraged throught their lives (by culture as a whole, not nessecarily religion -- Deep South, i'm looking at you right now) not to think too hard, rely on a few things they hold as immutable fact for their sanity. Essentially, they're living in abject fear. Anything that even approaches a "threat" to those things provokes an instant, firey, often violent response. Ideally, nobody should have to live like that; but as long as some people do, they are deserving of our pity more than anything else.

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    67. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by rsidd · · Score: 1
      I already had my "linux" fish ripped off my car once since I moved [to Texas].

      Try a BSD daemon.

    68. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by tverbeek · · Score: 3, Insightful
      On the other hand, you realize that a Linux fish is essentially a mobile insult against their religious expression which is their right to express (as is your mockery).

      I don't think that vandalizing someone else's property is generally considered to be a Constitutionally (or morally) defended form of expression.

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    69. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, because the big tobacco companies never lied about the safety of their product

    70. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by whitehatlurker · · Score: 1
      I hadn't heard of these things before. I don't agree that it was a disgruntled Christian that ripped it off - it was an envious Linus user (well, likely one of the Christian faith, in that area of the world) - those fishes look kool.

      Same for the Darwin "fish" ... when I first saw one, I thought it was unusual as the car sported a most unreligious bumper sticker. When I figured out what it was, I laughed and figured "I gotta get me one."

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    71. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Christian America religious custom vandalizes the state!

    72. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      In 1997 someone stole the Darwin fish off my car in Portland Oregon

    73. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by tverbeek · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Which is more likely? Someone is going to force religion on you today or someone is going to try to enforce no religion at all

      In this dimension? The former. There are certainly counterexamples (the state atheism of the USSR and China), but the forcing of religion (or a different religion) upon the unwilling has been a recurring theme for most of recorded history, and judging by the sample of people knocking on my front door, it remains dominant over the promotion of atheism.

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    74. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Serves you right! You darn phishers are ruining the internets! :)

      George.

    75. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by FFFish · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Of course! One should always keep an open mind.

      Please provide links to the scientifically valid studies. I'm very curious.

      The corollary, of course, is that it shouldn't be so open that it falls right out.

      Links, please!

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    76. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by fyoder · · Score: 5, Funny
      ...that they are somehow made unique among humans by their keen intelligence, inside knowledge, and special placement in it.

      Ah, sort of like slashdotters ;-)

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    77. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

      You're thinking too abstractly :) Theres tons of evidence, IE, the tv shows and movies. All you have to do is think of them as "historical documents" as opposed to "TV Shows." :) IE, the bible might be more of a historical document than anything else.

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    78. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by CSIP · · Score: 1, Insightful

      *sigh* I'll take the bait.

      I may not agree with em, but it's not my place to go burn them down if I dont.

      (now please mod me as offtopic!)

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    79. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Deep South, i'm looking at you right now

      And we're looking right back. Intollerance and narrow-minded generalizations can spring forth from anywhere (as your above statment proves). If I'm mistaken, then by all means let me know what perfectly enlightened utopia you are posting from so I can move there tomorrow.

    80. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by 3nd32 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It goes both ways. Athiests vandalize churches, and Christians break windshields. Christians wave gay hate signs, and athiests try to get every reference to the 10 commandments removed. Yet, on both sides, it is a very small minority committing acts of violence. The issue is not Christians or athiests, but individuals within both worldviews. Neither side is committing significantly worse offenses than the other.

    81. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by teromajusa · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Arguably, I have more proof that the events of Star Trek or Lord of the Rings happened than anything in the bible.

      IIRC quiet a few incidents described in the bible have been confirmed by other historical sources. I'm not talking about walking on water or plagues of locust, but wars, conquests, the names of rulers etc. By automatically dismissing everything in the bible as false, you show that you haven't critically evaluated it, which puts you in the same boat as those who assume everything in it is true.

    82. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      I'd say, put the fish back, but put it in a relatively inaccessible place, like maybe in the middle of the roof. Then wire it up to something like a tazer. If someone has to go out of their way to reach it and pull it off, make it worth the effort...

      Disclaimer: probably illegal in most states, but who make a complaint when they'd have to incriminate themselves to do so??

    83. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Ced_Ex · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, if I change a star's position or destroy it, this might change my future?
      Interesting! I might just decide blow up a planet or two, next time my horoscope tells me about Saturn's bad influence on my health or something like that...


      I would say Earth has more of a bad influence on your health than Saturn.

      I suggest you blow up Earth and speed up our process to go to Mars.

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    84. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey,

      how do you know its not a disgruntled Microsoft employee (microsoftie ?) that ripped your fish because it has "Linux" in it ;)

      Dont underestimate the power of microsoft freaks

    85. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1
      A crackpot theory is typically believed by one or two people.

      Except in the case of Intelligent Design/Creationism in which millions of Christians with stupid amounts of money are trying to develop a cottage industry of substituing faith for facts.

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    86. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      I'm going to assume you're from the US, not only because your attention was captured for only a split second by the media coverage of how hot coffee can be, but also considering your choice of "i.e.", over "e.g." and other less notable errors in your comment.

      The rest of your comment was insightful and spot on, but this addendum was entirely unnecessary and, as such, works hard at undermining your argument.

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    87. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the only reasonably successful "new" religion that has arisen in recent times is the Latter Day Saints, and even that was over 150 years ago and it's only a variation of Christianity.

      "Reasonably successful"? Why, they're the fastest-growing church in the world, if you believe their own propaganda. Never mind that there were more new Muslims last year than total Mormons.

      If you consider the Mormons (1830) to be a successful "new" religion, the Adventists, the Jehovah's Witnesses (1872), the Scientologists, and the Moonies (1954) belong on the same list. I'm probably forgetting more than I've listed, too. There's a new member born every minute, you know.

    88. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Some on the religious right have come up with a response to the Darwin fish. They don't tear them off, they have a car-fish of a "Jesus" fish eating a "Darwin" fish.

      Hey, at least the ownes of those fish are doing it the right way -- replying to speech they don't like with more speech -- instead of trying to ban the other speech.

      Disclaimers: I am not a member of the Religious Right. I don't own any kind of car-fish. I don't know for a fact that the "Darwin-eaters" aren't trying to ban Darwin-fish.

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    89. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "On the other hand, you realize that a Linux fish is essentially a mobile insult against their religious expression"

      If you're functionally retarded.

    90. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by ComaVN · · Score: 1

      It changed the future for those antimatter alien lifeforms that lived on the comet.

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    91. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Guuge · · Score: 1

      This act of vandalism is most likely the work of a Christian. I'm (sincerely) sorry to inform you that Christians are not one large, happy community. There is a lot of hatred between and within the various churches. This kind of vandalism can happen if the victim is not considered 'worthy' of the iconography or if the symbol in question represents an opposing church. Put a jesus fish and a pro-choice bumper sticker on your car and see how long it takes the vandals to strike.

    92. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I've never heard of any atheists vandalizing chruches.

      And as far as getting references to the 10 commandments removed -- it ain't just the atheists. Don't forget about those who follow paths other than the Abrahamic religions. Even many Christians and Jews agree that the 10 commandments ought not to be displayed.

    93. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Sethosayher · · Score: 1

      Religious Persecution was prevelent in Communist Russia, and China today is famous for it (along with other human rights abuses). As a previous poster has said, it goes both ways.

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    94. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by MarkKnopfler · · Score: 1

      Yeah what they need is a Total Perspective Vortex....

    95. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      Clean your own house first.

      Christians, Muslums and the rest of you lot are going to be held responsible for the crud your fanatics do, reguardless of how you wish it would be. That's the future.

      From the looks of things, you have only slightly less work to do than your friends in Islam.

    96. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      Am I right in thinking that Astrological predictions are based on star charts that are several thousands of years old?? I think I read that somewhere, but it may not be accurate. If it is, why would anyone believe that predictions based on several-thousand-year-old charts would be in any way accurate?? Why would the positions of the stars 2,000 years ago have any affect on, for example, my personal life next week??

      Perhaps of more importance, how does the discovery of many more stars, planets and galaxies fuck up those charts??

    97. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'll appoligize (as a christian) on behalf of whoever ripped off your fish, as that was a very "un-christian" act."

      And that pretty much sums up my problem with christianity. There are way to many "un-christian" acts commited by christians, especially when they are commited against people of other faiths. Just look to Iraq and Afganistan.

    98. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Gewis · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm LDS myself, and while I of course disagree with your view of Joseph Smith and Brigham Young, this new religion isn't the most successful, at least not in terms of size of membership. The Seventh-Day Adventists were started in 1849 (LDS Church was started in 1830) and recently reached 13 million people (LDS Church has near 12 million). Pentecostal Christianity was started in Topeka, Kansas, in 1901, and now claims about 450 million members worldwide (150 million in Africa). The Assemblies of God have about 35 million members, and they started in 1914, also in Topeka. Of course, it doesn't bother me that much. Nothing about prophecies concerning the last days said that Christ's church was going to be in a majority. :)

    99. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      That would be stupid without other checks and balances.

      Gee, now the little guy can't sue the big guy for legit reasons because if he loses the big guy has spent 500 times his net worth on lawyers (deliberately) and takes his home, buisness and first born.

      Maybe if the jury had the power to do that or something... but the loser should not pay the winner automatically.

    100. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by koi88 · · Score: 1


      It changed the future for those antimatter alien lifeforms that lived on the comet.

      Did you feel it, too? As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced...

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    101. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by k96822 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're not in the minority here, it's just exasperating to deal with the tongue-lashing we get if we say anything pro-religion. Heck, I've had people try to steer threads into religion just to try and debunk the thread, even if the connection between the thread and religion is really thin.

      It is fascinating to see self-proclaimed athiests talk about science being their god. Science proves the existence of God (a supreme creator) at every corner. Every new discovery validates more and more how beautiful and intricate the universe is. There are architects that lay the foundations of man's institutions on earth who are powerful indeed, but they can never approach the glory of God, no matter what they force-feed their cattle.

      I think a lot of people are bitter because a nun slapped them on the knuckles too many times in Catholic school or something. Man corrupts things and the church is built by man. These corruptions do not invalidate the existence of God, they just validate that man needs guidance more than ever.

      The latest election shows how people really think. These self-proclaimed intellectuals just like to shout loud so that they seem more numerous than they are.

      You are in the silent majority, even on /.

    102. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by eaolson · · Score: 1
      I think the Catholic church would argue that the whole extra-marital sex sin should take care of this pretty well.

      Remember, one of the big mechanisms of the spread of AIDS in Africa is because a man away from home has sex with prostitutes and then goes home and has sex with his wife. Sure he was unfaithful, but why should she have to die because of it? Oh, yeah, to save her soul, I forgot.

    103. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Story Submited by FU, how fitting.

    104. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by blurryrunner · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think that it is difficult to to draw clear line on what would qualify people as "crackpots." Its like trying to decide who is insane. I think that we call them insane because they are significantly different to us. They are a small minority and act in a way that is incomprehensible to us.

      Society has determined that things like murder are fundamentally wrong. Its generally accepted, but do we really know that death is terrible? What if there is a life after this that is so incredible that we are actually doing people favors by killing them? (I don't actually believe this, but it's some thing that we could be wrong about).

      As time goes on and as people start ignoring things like morals, society will degrade until we are back to the stone age. You may disagree, but then again that is just opinion.

      Really, as it turns out people all live some sort of religion. Some don't recognize being agnostic or atheist as its own religion, but it is. It is riddled with its own beliefs and doctrine. None of it has any more proof of truth than any other form of belief.

      So to deal with this we have a system here in the United States that deals with majorities (like Christians) and minorities so that each has their rights preserved. For the most part majorities get their way (that's democracy) and so the standard for morality is set by them. But minorities have the opportunity to be able to speak and make impacts to influence the majority (hence the importance of free speech).

      But we can't have every minority wielding huge influence otherwise we will end up with laws permitting murder. Of course the majority isn't perfect either. But you have to remember that the premise of democracy is that the majority is usually right as long as they are well informed. Of course this isn't a true democracy but a representative democracy...

    105. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by dfiguero · · Score: 1

      People who believe in astrology don't do so because of logic. They cling to the hope that the universe is not just a giant machine, that they are somehow made unique among humans by their keen intelligence, inside knowledge, and special placement in it. ...and that Jupiter is in alignment with Mars ;)

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    106. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by ignorant_newbie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nope - but telling people in AIDS-stricken regions that using condoms is a sin... not so cool.


      especially when this is simply the opinion of the church... not the opinion of god.

    107. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She had a pro Wicca bumper sticker and some god nut busted her windshield and wrote nasty stuff on her car with a magic marker...

      That's a bit hypocritical.

      Seriously though, just so you know, not all us Christians are asshats.

    108. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      Russia can go to third world hell.

      The day I can sue Russian pop-up spam web sites for farking up my family's computer and get paid $100 per hour (my going rate) in compensation... they can have their day in court about NASA hitting comets.

      Until then, just ignore the bastards.

    109. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Pete · · Score: 1
      I've seen faith healers do things M.D.s can't.

      Believe me, MDs can look like idiots too.

      And are you sure none of those "faith healers" might have been MDs as well? :)

      I've seen many posts on /. about how bad religion is, but I have yet to see one by someone who has actually taken time to understand religion or any spiritual beliefs.

      Really? How do you know? Did every such slashdot post contain a disclaimer, eg. "Note: I have not actually taken time to understand religion or any spiritual beliefs." ?

      The difference is I have always been open to different beliefs [...]

      The difference is that your bullshit detector has been turned off for a long time and you just haven't realised it.

      Once you get into the habit of thinking critically and actually asking the difficult questions, you may find your bullshit detector starting to come back to life. For example, a rather good question to ask those "psychics" you've met is "Why haven't you collected one million dollars from James Randi yet?"

    110. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by 3nd32 · · Score: 1

      From Google: Hesperia Church Vandalized
      Lutheran Church Vandalized

      In response to your second point, I know athiests aren't the sole people opposed to removal of the 10 commandments, but the majority are athiests. It is a good parallel for the example of Christians protesting gay marriage, as they are also not the sole people doing it, but are the primary component.

    111. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by iamwahoo2 · · Score: 1

      What is your point? Why are some people bent on making this into a US versus everyone else issue? Yea, frivolous lawsuits happen in the US as well. What does that have to do with this lawsuit?

    112. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by LurkerXXX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And if someone gets AIDs through a blood transfusion/needle-stick/some-other-means, their spouse should obviously be happy to die from it, because wearing a condom to prevent transmission would be a sin. Brilliant.

    113. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by 3nd32 · · Score: 1

      Er... "...athiests aren't the sole people in support of removal of the the 10 commandments..."

    114. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Troy · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm sorry, but I own the trademark rights to the words "inane" and "lawsuit". Lucky for you I have very generous liscening terms that will keep you out of court.

    115. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by JahToasted · · Score: 1
      I think the only reasonably successful "new" religion that has arisen in recent times is the Latter Day Saints, and even that was over 150 years ago and it's only a variation of Christianity.

      You're forgetting the best religion ever: Rastafarianism. Jah is very disappointed in you.

    116. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Yo+Grark · · Score: 1

      Umm....I can just see the Geek that ripped it off: Excellent, now I will start a holy war. They'll naturally blame the Christrians, but little do they know, I was just too poor from selling free OS's to be able to buy my own.

      Two sides to every truth my friend :)

      Yo Grark

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    117. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Guuge · · Score: 1

      athiests try to get every reference to the 10 commandments removed

      You're grasping at straws here. I have heard of no initiative to ban or censor the Christian Bible (which includes the Ten Commandments). What you've heard from the media is that secularists (including many Christians) are trying to keep pro-Christian monuments out of public institutions.

    118. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Why not allow it? Its normal operating procedure here in the USA...

      Nice to see they are catching up with us..

      What is next? A Russian version of the DMCA and jailing people for listening to music in their car?

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    119. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      On the other hand, you realize that a Linux fish is essentially a mobile insult against their religious expression which is their right to express (as is your mockery).

      Well, that may not have been his intention with his Linux fish.

      Assuming he is talking about those fish that are intended as a symbol of actually believing in Jesus, I've seen many variations on them.

      I've even seen them that show a fish evolving legs, and a few other things. His may have been an actual "I'm a Christian and I'm a Linux Geek" one as opposed to mockery.

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    120. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm fairly sure the wars in the Mahabarata are based on real people as well. This doesn't mean Krishna came down and fought alongside Arjuna. There's nothing particularly unique about the collection of stories that make up the Bible. There's hundreds more where they came from that didn't make it through editing.

    121. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So chances are there are many treatments out there that are low cost, natural, and effective, but they will never be studied, put into JAMA, and introduced in your local doctor's office.

      You do realise that the world is being scoured for local herbal remedies so the drug companies can find new starting points for drug research? Of course, then the complaint is that the native peoples are being ripped of when their remedies are patented as new drugs and they get no royalties. Though that can work two ways: I say they should only get their royalties when they've paid Europe for a century or two's back royalties on European herbal remedies such as aspirin, digitalis and colchicine, and Peru for quinine...

    122. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it was just a punk kid who thought the linux fish was cool? >_>

      P.S. sorry about taking your fish

    123. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And as far as getting references to the 10 commandments removed -- it ain't just the atheists. Don't forget about those who follow paths other than the Abrahamic religions. Even many Christians and Jews agree that the 10 commandments ought not to be displayed.

      Why would you post a list of "laws" you are not legally required to follow in a house of secular law?

    124. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by snorklewacker · · Score: 1

      > I've seen faith healers do things M.D.s can't.

      Prove it. Just once. You mentioned double blind studies. Cite them.

      > I've met psychics who can vividly describe situations and people that later become part of my life

      Google for "cold reading" sometime.

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    125. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by BaudKarma · · Score: 1

      Nah... stay in Texas and fight. There are plenty of alternatives to state-sponsered public education. If you move somewhere cool, you let the fundamentalists win!

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    126. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Condoms REDUCE not ELIMINATE the transmition of the AIDS virus. The amount by which they reduce is not usually specified. Think about that for a moment.

    127. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by 3nd32 · · Score: 1

      Point ceded. I overstated.

    128. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by kryzx · · Score: 1
      Yes, but the drug companies will not test or mass-market those herbal remedies as-is.

      Like you said, they are looking for starting points for drug research. If they find an herbal remedy that is effective, they will keep it secret while they try to identify a chemical or gene from that plant/animal/whatever that they can patent. Otherwise there is no money in it.

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    129. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by ChuckleBug · · Score: 1

      It is fascinating to see self-proclaimed athiests talk about science being their god.

      Uh, who could legitimately proclaim someone an atheist (note spelling) other than that person? Of course atheists, like christians, are "self-proclaimed." You say that as if it's some sort of zinger.

      Also, only religious people tell atheists that science is "their god."

      Science proves the existence of God (a supreme creator) at every corner.

      Oh, really? Science doesn't prove anything about god. That's the whole point: Believing in a god or gods is about faith, not proof. Whenever religious folk are confronted with some contradiction or problem with their god-ideas, they say it's just taken on faith and they don't need to prove themselves. OK. But then the same people start talking about how they can PROVE god's existence, and cite their interpretation of a scientific discovery, or a faith healer, or any number of other things that can be subject to scientific scrutiny, which invariably fails to find this "proof." Why do they do this? Which is it, faith or proof?

      Every new discovery validates more and more how beautiful and intricate the universe is.

      "Beautiful and intricate" do not mean "God did it."

      Take a look at the Panda's thumb or the human retina (or lower back) for examples of flawed design. Nature ain't perfect.

      There are architects that lay the foundations of man's institutions on earth who are powerful indeed, but they can never approach the glory of God, no matter what they force-feed their cattle.

      OK, you lost me with the architects force-feeding cattle part. Have I been trolled?

    130. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by scbysnx · · Score: 0

      admit you messed up not you are messed up theres a huge difference he wanted someone to admit mistake.. you want someone to admit abnormality.

    131. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by mikael · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The very nature of astrology implies that the universe is a giant machine and that it determines your attributes. The placements of planets A, B, and C indicate that I have attribute X.


      Astrologers believe their is some mystical relationship between the positions of the planets, sun aand the future of someone born at that particular point in time.

      A favorite example is a clock in a railway station. There is no direct physical connection between the position of the hands of the clock and departing trains but there is a relationship set by a higher intelligence (in this case the timetable set by the rail company).

      Raise this line of thought to the astrological level, with train timetables being replaced by planetary almanacs, then there is the conclusion that being born at different times leads you to different paths in life.

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    132. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 1
      cook != kook

      Dammit! Not being a native English speaker catches up with me once again!

    133. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by EngMedic · · Score: 1

      no dispute, really. I just finished reading Lillian Smith's Killers of the Dream, and so her idea of a cultural mental block on thinking too hard about things in the South was fresh in my mind.

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    134. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Clod9 · · Score: 1

      Besides this, there is the complicating factor that many alternative remedies act in multiple ways simultaneously. It's much easier to do scientific studies of simple compounds that have just one very noticeable effect on the body, and treat all the other effects as "side effects". But if you have, say, a species of fungus that can make a tea which produces a number of effects, some of them harmful and some of them beneficial, then it's natural that you find people using it for its beneficial effects without being able to point to the one knockout punch benefit. You're right that there's no reward in proving the benefits of such compounds, but even if it was profitable it would be much more difficult and time-consuming than what Big Pharma usually does. Yet, there are hundreds of remedies that have exactly these properties, and given the cost of today's drugs, it's unreasonable to completely ignore them.

    135. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by linzeal · · Score: 1

      I know a lot of you travel here but these are truckers we are talking about. Do they have similiar rates of infection in the US?

    136. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by lptport1 · · Score: 1

      You are correct. I will try to cut myself off sooner next time.

    137. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by falcon5768 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      A good thing for you to watch would be Penn and Tellers Bulshit, in particular the episode they did on "alternative meds"

      Basically debases every single point you brought up but to summerize it for you.

      Any remedes that the drug companies see any benifit in become the startingpoint for new meds. Your tea is a perfect example as two companies at this moment now are infact looking into it and have been for some time.

      Most "alternatives" are completly bullshit and have no basis whatsoever to make their claims.

      Worse some can even cause serious harm or even death.

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    138. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Keep in mind that they have a special "Celebrity" branch whose members are treated to a completely different experience than the regular rank & file...

      Yes, they get a free wax and polish with their brain washing. Ya ever wonder why Tom Cruise's teeth are so white?

    139. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Ok, here is the first article:

      HESPERIA -- Vandals etched a glass door and painted graffiti on the sidewalks of a church over the weekend.

      Security cameras captured the images of three people vandalizing Faith Lutheran Church, but no distinct features could be made out because of the darkness, San Bernardino County Sheriff's deputies investigating the

      incident said.

      "Judging by their height and style of clothing, we believe they were juveniles," Deputy Doug Combs said.

      Deputies believe the vandals struck at about 10:30 p.m. on Saturday night. Amid unreadable signs carved in

      the glass was the phrase "freedom from religion."

      Despite that message, deputies believe the church was chosen randomly.


      -- do you want to tell us where does it say that specifically atheists did anything to that church? Because they wrote 'freedom from religion' on it? But the article said that the perpetrators were not caught and are most likely juvenile. Those people could be atheist but most likely are just kids of some of your fellow churchgoers, who are rebelling against their parents for no reason other than why kids always do that. I am an atheist and never in my life would I care to go to a church or a senagoge or whatever and do these things.

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      In the second article there is nothing at all that would point at atheists, not even messages. Someone vandalized the church, it says. Nothing more.

      So what is your reason to support this lie, that atheists are vandalizing churches?

    140. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evolution theories are NOT creation theories.

      Huh, I was sure evolution was a scientific explanation for how all living creatures (and their intricacies) came to be. If that's not a creation theory, I don't know what is.

    141. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Guuge · · Score: 1

      Do you have any evidence linking church vandalism to atheists? Property is vandalized all the time, so it's no surprise that churches would be targeted from time to time. (And no, "sexually-driven" words do not automatically implicate atheists.)

      As for the latter point, the issues of placing pro-Christian monuments on public land and forcing homosexuals to abide by Christian marriage rules are indeed similar, but not in the way that you suppose. They both represent Christians using the government to impose their religion on other people. If they would just leave other people alone then there would be no problems.

    142. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Lulu+of+the+Lotus-Ea · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      I think the only reasonably successful "new" religion that has arisen in recent times is the Latter Day Saints, and even that was over 150 years ago and it's only a variation of Christianity.


      Bahai is about the same age as Mormonism, and is also quite successful (relatively speaking: neither has edged out Catholicism, Hinduism or Islam; but both have millions of members). Bahai seems a little bit less cultish than Mormonism (and certainly much less so than Scientology or the also new Unification Church); but then, I have no real taste for any religion, so this may be splitting hairs.
    143. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

      The problem with making scientifically vaild studies to faith healing and the like is trying to account for variables that science has no way of measuing: The faith of the individual, the will of the god, etc.

      I'm willing to believe faith healing can work. No problem: an all-powerful god can manipulate quantum probablities so that unlikely but possible occurances come up in specific cases. I'm not going to rely on them, since I don't know if that's a good idea in any specific case, and most religions will state that it is a bad idea in the general case. But it could happen.

      Of course, computing the probablity of any particular random cure and seeing what the percentage get cured randomly could be interesting, if you could work it out.

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    144. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      twit.

    145. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by qwerty75 · · Score: 1

      I think we should burn Witches. After all, burning a Witch releases far more energy than it takes to start the fire. Therefore we can burn a Witch to heat water to produce steam to turn a turbine that generates electricity. Since Witches are renewable resource because anybody could be a Witch our energy problems are solved!!!

    146. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      Heck, even Christians! Oh, wait...

    147. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by IdleTime · · Score: 0, Redundant

      They rarly happens anywhere else. You have no idea how much fun American lawsuites have given us over the years. Not to mention how utterly stupid it makes both the legal system and the country look. But, an American will never understand this and just yell and scream about something called justice and freedom. 2 words an american really have no idea what encompasses.

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    148. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It is not banned in TX wholesale. My understanding, which is not complete as I don't have kids yet, is that each "ISD" (Independent School District?) has the power to set its own curriculum. Mine seems to teach both, I find this to be a horrible failure in society (that and the fact that PE is taught more rigorously than math, at least here). Creationism is not science, period.

      I'm finding there are 2 types of Texans, one I dislike a lot, and the other I like a lot. The neo-con lunatic is the kind I can't abide, but I'm finding these are not natives, they seem to be imported. The other kind of Texan is the gun toting, fuck government, don't tax me, if-I-want-to-kill-myself-being-stupid-let-me kind. I like them a lot and I did not find this in either California or anywhere in the north east.

    149. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      How about this one, then? http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=154879 &cid=12985880 The most outspoken people about religion, and the ones that have the biggest axe to grind, are the ones that hate it in general. The majority of athiests that I've met fall into this category.

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    150. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by wantobe · · Score: 1
      If something as minor as a relatively small hole in a relatively small comet can cause such problems, wouldn't the discovery of a new moon orbiting around a planet in our solar system pretty much invalidate each and every prediction made before that discovery? What about the discovery of whole new planets? And wouldn't you have to take each of the comet-sized (and bigger) chunks in the asteroid belt into account?

      Astrology may not be exactly like a religion (as some other poster stated) but it's just as looney.

    151. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really true.

      The kansas thing really was about creationism versus evoloution. I've talked to members of the Kansas board of education about it.

      The problem would be evident to them if they knew anyhting about science at all. Everyhting in science is a theory. Some of these theories have tons of evidence, but they are still just theories that we like. All science is given with teh caveat: unless you can prove us wrong.

      Current scientific theory is evoloution. It may not be a perfect theory, but it's the best one we have and that's all science ever is. Saying that teaching evolution is wrong because it might not be true is like saying it was wrong for schools in the middle ages to teach that the earth was the center of the universe. it wasn't wrong. they weren't correct, but it was the truth as they knew it.

      The problem with teaching creationism of any sort in a science classroom is that it's not science. it's religion. There isn't any scientific evidence. you don't need to caveat that other people don't believe this. Other people don't believe the world is round or that man went to the moon either, but nobody makes mention of that. Because there's no scientific evidence to support the opposition. if there was, science would be more than happy to admit it. That's what makes it science rather than religion.

    152. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Valiss · · Score: 1

      To fix this, you should have a law liek Canada's where the loser pays the legal bills for both sides in a law suit. This ensure frivilous law suits have to think twice

      Just out of curiosity, how does the loser know that the other legal team isn't jacking up thier price right at the end so you have to pay more?

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    153. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Mauz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Uhm, right. Got a nasty cut and want it to heal quickly with very littl scaring? Go to the local chemist and get some betadine or generic knock-off of the same. Then head over to the grocer and get some confectioners (powdered) sugar. Mix the two into a goopy syrup and apply to said wound. Total cost per treatment is very, very little but the results are pretty damn impressive. (Yes, the person can't be alergic to iodine.) My parents (both docs) used this in Mexico and learned it from a doctor who worked in Africa. Now, try and get this simple recipe published to general public or endorsed by any company out there. Good luck.

    154. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by KlomDark · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Toothbrushes REDUCE, not ELIMINATE the amount of stinky scum growing on your nasty teeth. The amount by which they reduce is not usually specified.

      And your logic is what? We would all be better off if we stopped brushing/stopped using condoms?

    155. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      > To fix this, you should have a law liek Canada's where the loser pays the legal bills for both sides
      > in a law suit. This ensure frivilous law suits have to think twice. While a suit with a legitimate
      > chance of suceeding won't be unduly impeded.

      So the fat cats can sue everyone who can't defend themselves for FREE? I must not be understanding how the law works.

      jfs

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    156. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by jonbryce · · Score: 3, Funny

      In England, there is no direct relationship between the position of the hands of the clock and the departing trains[1] whether caused by a higher intelligence or otherwise.

      [1] What departing trains? I don't know.

    157. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by FireFury03 · · Score: 1

      Raise this line of thought to the astrological level, with train timetables being replaced by planetary almanacs, then there is the conclusion that being born at different times leads you to different paths in life.

      Following on from your explanation, it could be said that the universe destined NASA to complete the Deep Impact mission anyway... :)

      I guess a comparable example would be if someone's job at the station was to set the clock at 9am every day - so the adjustment of the clock was predicted/caused (depending on your perspective) by the clock itself.

      (No, I don't believe in astrology but I'm just playing devil's advocate here :)

    158. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Pete · · Score: 4, Insightful
      [ snip re: Randi experiment with handing a bunch of students the same horoscope ]
      In that case, it wasn't a full chart, done correctly.

      And yet a significant proportion of the students said that the horoscope matched them. This is the entire point - that it wasn't a genuine horoscope, but people believed it fit them. It was written in horoscope style - full of vague waffle that could fit just about anyone. And of course people will generally remember the hits and ignore the misses. It's just human nature - and professional con-artists are very well aware of how to take advantage of human nature.

      I have brought up the topic with several psychics (about Randi's reward), and most have the same attitude: He can believe what he wants, what he thinks is not their problem, and it's not worth THEIR effort to play his game. Most people I know in this field don't worry about pay, and the ones that do it full time are paying for their needs and not more. Maybe it's hard for some to understand, but many feel there is more to life than money or materialism.

      Wow. Just.... wow.

      And you seriously just accept that? The notion that, for a very small expenditure of time on their part, they could walk away with one million dollars.... one million dollars that they could donate to any charity in the world (if they weren't interested in the money themselves)... and yet they say they're not interested?

      Bullshit. Sheer undiluted bullshit.

      Oh, and by the way - I can turn invisible and fly through the air. I just don't feel like demonstrating it to anyone, not even for money. You see, money's not that important to me, so that's why I make my living working an eight-to-six office job. So... what do you mean, I'm talking crap?? Don't be so close-minded!

      Just out of interest, why don't you ask your psychic pals exactly how much money would have to be offered to make it worth their while? Ten million? A hundred million? A billion? Ten billion? If they just keep saying that "it's not worth their effort"... at some point you just have to realise that it's bullshit.

      If that sounds funny to you, then look at yourself. What are you doing? Could you apply effort elsewhere and be much more wealthy than you now? If so, why don't you? Why not be rich instead of doing what you do now?

      If I could earn (cue Dr Evil voice) "one meeeellion dollars" simply by demonstrating an ability I possess, you can bloody well be certain that I'd do it.

      The reason your "psychic" acquaintances don't take up the Randi challenge is because they know it's incredibly unlikely that they'd pass, and it'd be an embarrassing waste of time for them... though I suspect the embarrassment factor would be the biggest component.

      Maybe it's too hard for you to detach from your preconceived notions and be objective.

      Pot, meet kettle.

      "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." -- Philip K. Dick.

      If your psychic acquaintances had any genuine abilities, they shouldn't disappear just because they're faced with a sceptic. The reality is that very few "psychics" have enough faith in their own abilities to put them to a genuine test.

    159. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by TopShelf · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't agree that it was a disgruntled Christian that ripped it off - it was an envious Linus user

      So does Torvalds actually come over and help users out? I don't care much about OS's, but I sure do have a bunch of landscaping and home repairs jobs that could use attention...

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    160. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by SlamMan · · Score: 1

      I think you making far to big an assumption. I wasn't saying "Yay, Christians!" but offering an example against the assumption that no atheists aren't vandals. Glare at people that have jesus fish, big crosses, , etc? I'm sure there are people that take it to the next level, and key someone's care because they have such accouterments.

      Lots of people are asses, Christians or not.

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    161. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Rei · · Score: 1

      Hypocritical? I'd call it ironic. A "magic marker"? Come on! :) What's next - did the nut smash the window in with a broomstick?

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    162. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just curious, where are you from?

    163. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to clarify that "fastest-growing church" statistic, I believe that's based on percentages.
      For example, my town starts with 10 people, and your town starts with 1000. During the next ten years, my town grows to 30 people, while your town grows to 1300. My town has tripled in population, while yours has only grown 30%. Mine is faster growing, even though you've gained more people.

    164. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      You mean like these nut jobs (err... concerned citizens), who are threatening to sue the school system here in suburban Indianapolis?

      It's funny how most Americans just don't understand how much of the world perceives us as a religious country, as much so as many Middle Eastern nations.

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    165. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by |/|/||| · · Score: 1
      Good point. When you live where everybody agrees with you, you feel like you're pretty politically useless. My representatives generally agree with me, so there's not much to do. If I lived in Kansas, I'd feel like I could chip away at some of the idiocy in this country. I could write a letter a day to my representatives. I would be in the minority, and I would tend to lose, but at least I could make some small difference.

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    166. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, they do have motivation to do research into this stuff, because patenting isn't their only tool. If dandelion tea worked, for example, Big Pharma would immediately engage on a massive media blitz, wherein 'street dandelion' would be subjected to major FUD, and Big Pharma-brand Dantea(TM) would be touted as a safe, sterile alternative to that nasty stuff you find in the yard.

      Patent is a powerful tool, but there's still a reason why people prefer the real thing over a generic...

    167. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Zphbeeblbrox · · Score: 1

      You know I read slashdot all the time and I still can't get over people calling me a crackpot. The Day someone can prove to me using pure logic that creationism is impossible is the day I'll admit it's a crackpot theory. No one yet has met the challenge. I don't go around calling evolutionists crackpots. It's a perfectly logical conclusion if there is no God. Just as my belief is perfectly logical if there is a God. So please stop talking about how Intelligent Design/Creationism is a crackpot theory when you can't prove it wrong. It's nowhere near in the same class as astrology which has been demonstrated to be wrong in numerous cases.

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    168. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People who believe in astrology don't do so because of logic. They cling to the hope that the universe is not just a giant machine

      Really? I thought people who believe in astrology do think the universe is like a giant machine and that cosmic events are simply the things that allow you to tell where it stands in its many various cycles. Why do this? Because the theory is that with enough information you can get an idea how the little cog in the universe that's you (yes, each of is is part of the universe, you know) is affected by the larger patterns.

    169. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by hurfy · · Score: 1

      Nice analogy, thats easy then.

      Someone changed the hands of the clock, thats not gonna make the trains arrive early. Case dismissed.

      Would not one assume the 'higher inteligence' that set the clock would know if was tampered with and fix it if needed. Or would he see the clock and think he forgot to change the destiny of a zillion ppl affected by new setting?!? Surely there would then have to be the equilavant of conductors/engineers/passengers with their own clocks.

      hehe i love the arguments of new planets/moon being discovered too. Thats for the return business, have get the patches for your horoscope ya know.

    170. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by demachina · · Score: 1

      Well its cool if you are trying to win at the religion game. To become a winner in the religion game you need to maximize the number of warm bodies in your flock, and hopefully in turn the amount of land they control, and their wealth, and in a representative democracy the number of votes they cast.

      The papacy may have their panties in a twist over the sanctity of sperm and DNA but its more likely the ulterior motive is that they want good Catholic families to all have 10+ children. They want a women to bear a child every year throughout the child bearing years of the mother. I guess they could just abstain from sex to avoid that result, like many husbands are going to stand for that.

      Being a minority religion in a particular country or region is usually bad, you face discrimionation and have very limited power over the general affairs of the region. Catholics, Islam and Mormons all promote prolific breeding which is why Cathlocs and Islam are two of the worlds dominant religions. Mormons are a fast growing thanks to prolific breeding and prosletyzing. Modern society's taboo against marriage and sex with girls under the age of 18 does in fact severly hinder population growth which is why throwback Mormons still do it along with polygamy.

      Needless to say in a world bursting at the seams, the fact that relgions still compell their flock to maximize population growth is certain to eventually spell doom for the planet. Eventually we are going to run out of space, water, food, eregy, we will have deforested the planet, and fished the oceans in to extinction.

      As much time as Catholic theolgians spend thinking grand thoughts about the proper way for people to live you think they would have grasped by now that:

      - overpopulation is bad
      - wars over religion are bad and its a leading cause for wars, especially as religions compete for living space and power over that space
      - celebacy among priests is bad because it turns them many of them in to sexual time bombs. Perhaps celibacy is a contributor to their thinking on trying compell their flock to abstain outside of marriage for the purpose of breeding.

      You think they might have realized AIDS is bad too, since its crashing the size of their flock in places like Africa, but the more sinister religious fanatics view AIDS as a way to punish and dispose of sinners, and to compell abstinance and monogomy.

      You do have to remember that Catholicism and Islam are not particularly old religions and they started from nearly zero and have grown to over a billion members each in one and two millenia. Maximizing population growth a thousand years ago was a really smart idea for them. Today, not so smart, but they are so mired in tradition and the past they haven't grasped that the population explosion is going to eventually wipe the planet. Well it is smart, in fact necessary unless all religions stop the breeding contest at the same time. If one relgions approves birth control and the other doesn't, its akin to unilateral disarmament.

      Protestants are kind of funny. They did break with the Catholic church and they broke out of some of its ruts. Many protestant demoninations are cool with birth control, though you see signs that the fundementalists and born agains have realized they are being out bred by Catholics and Muslims so are returning to favoring locking their women in the home and compelling them to breed at higher rates. If they dont the Protestants are going to be toppled from power and dominance. For example in the U.S. the huge influx of Catholics as legal and illegal immigrants, and who in turn breed prolificly once in the U.S. are eventually going to push WASP's out of power with sheer numbers. They already are in places like California and Colorado. It appears its only a matter of time before Catholics will be the dominant sect in the U.S and already are throughout the rest of the Western Hemisphere. That must be giving the born agains, currently in power in the U.S., something to think about. They need to close the borders to the flood of Catholics, but that would deprive them of the cheap labor they need for their factories, farms and janitorial work. What to do....

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    171. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by lptport1 · · Score: 1

      As GreyPoopon ended up pointing out, I was being an ass in my comment earlier, and for that I apologize. My attitude when posting comments here has become too elitest for my tastes.

    172. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evolution is not science, by any meausre. Despite your claims, either God created the the universe and everything in it, or it is self created. It is not self created, and those who cling to evolution, despite the fact that there is no science behind it, are fooling themselves. Contrary to all the BS repeated way too often here, the Biblical account is true and corresponds to all that we can scientifically determine.

    173. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by k96822 · · Score: 1

      Ah, there you are. There is always one of you in the crowd. I had no idea athEIsts broke the i before e except after c rule. Look how stupid I am! I mean, it even sounds spelled that way (to help you out, that is called "sarcasm"). You must have great faith in your argument to need to point out a poster's spelling errors and grammar problems.

      Faith is about accepting that there are things we do not understand yet and trusting in a grand design that we are too small to understand (and may never be big enough to). So is science; at least, real science, which starts with, "I don't know," which should then be followed by, "But I'll find out!"

      Certainly, you can't look at a panda's thumb or retina and not see the genius of a creator? When you look at a building and know how the builder laid the brick, does that mean the builder doesn't exist? Such foolishness!

      The architects I speak of build institutions, like the church, corporation, government, etc. to glorify themselves, not God. They require people with the minds of cattle to accept what they force-feed them through various means: the media, the pulpit; whatever. None of this invalidates the existence of God, but it sure does make people like yourself bitter because you chew what they shove into your mouth.

      If you refuse to lift your head up from the grass and look around with wonder, you are nothing more than cattle. All you know is what someone else feeds you. And those people feeding you don't want want you to see God because, then, you aren't looking at THEM.

      Think. Look around and think. Did this happen by accident? You don't even have to feel: think! You don't even need instinct: think!!! Spit out that grass and join the living.

    174. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by grilo · · Score: 0
      People who believe in astrology don't do so because of logic. They cling to the hope that the universe is not just a giant machine, that they are somehow made unique among humans by their keen intelligence, inside knowledge, and special placement in it.

      I mean, once could always say that people who believe in computer science don't do so because of logic. They cling to the hope that the computing environment is not just a giant program, that their software is somehow made unique among other programs by their architecture, system integration, and nice UI features.

      Judging by all the modded up comments, I guess I'm the only freak around here.

      Astrology is as much belief to the average person as is computer science. In school, we are taught to get used to it, not actually knowing how it works or why it works. This is very clear when you start asking your teacher questions and she starts being unable to answer them in a clear, logical and sensible way.

      I'm going to reason my explanation with this premise: the average person (in this case, this would mean you) is as aware of what astrology really is the same way the "average joe" or "joe sixpack" is aware of computer science. I'm sure many of you can recall stuff which many ordinary people would be astonished by, yet they are considered true and real: try explaining how a central processing unit works (I know this isn't purely into computer science, but some students actually have classes of how and why it works). The same goes for astrology.

      Astrology is not witchcraft, or superstition. The same way there are several ways to practice astrology (heliocentric, geocentric, blah blah), there are also computer scientists which dedicate their time using C or Python or something else.

      The results, of course, differ. So do the results in computer science, hence the claim that the language doesn't guarantee a good result, although it can help, it's all in the hands of the programmer.

      So, if you think computer science is science, so is astrology. There may be debates about the "jupiter alignement with mars" true meaning, but you guys still discuss wether threads are better than asynchronous stuff. Why not simply sort it out? Exactly! Because both solve the same problem in different ways, and may be appliable depending on the situation.

      Yes, there are charlatans who make money from people's emotional weaknesses. There are others who do serious work. This could be said of any kind of business.

      I'm sorry to carry this with simplistic analogies, but after reading such an ignorant remark, I have doubts if it's possible to transmit my understanding in a more clear way.

      Oh, by the way, astrology has its foundations on the "as above, so below" hermetic stuff, and doesn't have to do much with "magnetic forces of planets" and all that crap.

    175. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    176. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

      What's a Linux fish?

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    177. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Senjutsu · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be a sight if they could ban it retroactively?

      It would indeed.

      That site being Arkansas.

    178. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I believe everything currently points to evolution, I'm not so closed minded to think that I could still be wrong.

      I, too, am also not so closed minded. In fact, I believe that this whole gravity thing is just a hoax perpetrated with invisible rubber bands.

    179. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Princeofcups · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > You may "have a solid background in psychology", but you don't understand what 'cold reading' is.
      > Cold reading does NOT depend on meeting the victim before hand, or even knowing anything about
      > them before hand. That would be 'hot reading'.
      From Wikipedia: "Generally, the cold reader will
      > make a series of vague statements, will observe the subject's reactions, and then will refine the
      > original statements according to those reactions"..."even without prior knowledge of a
      > person, a psychic could still obtain a great deal of his subject's history by carefully
      > analysing his or her look and other background information, such as gender, religion, race,
      > education level and place of origin."

      I was a physics major in college and I read tarot cards for fun. Go figure. :-) Tarot is fun because you have lots of symbols to build your reading.

      I tell the person for whom I am doing the reading that Tarot cannot tell the future, and that it is a game. I have gotten pretty good at cold reading, and even after telling them it is fake, I have had many people amazed at the accuracy of the reading. Even after telling them that it is fake, they still want to believe that it is real. I call it fun with random numbers.

      jfs

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    180. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by gauge+boson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I suggest you blow up Earth and speed up our process to go to Mars.

      Yeah, and get cracking - geocide is hard work!

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    181. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by lymond01 · · Score: 1

      Here's a theory:

      Each motion of the universe, from the rotation of a planet to your eyes focusing on this post, is simply a derivative of what came before. The universe was in Configuration Q and now moves to Configuration R because it naturally follows. So if you knew the initial conditions of the universe, or perhaps could work out the universe's current alignments and paths and deduce what was coming next (as astrology tries), you could predict what's next.

      Okay...I hope Frodo wins...

    182. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      "I cant remember ever hearing of atheists assaulting religous people's person or property because they had a god sticker on it."

      So you've never heard of China? Or the USSR? Does Cuba ring a bell?

      You know, those countries where all religions* are "the opiate of the masses**" and all that?

      *All religions that are not Communism, that is.

      **I'm beginning to believe that the real opiates of the masses are blogs and protest marches. You can rant and cheer and protest all you want, and accomplish exactly nothing. But it makes you feel better, so blog/protest away!

    183. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Rei · · Score: 1

      Yeah... unfortunately, they're now going to be trapped in our bodies, carrying with them their engrams and causing all of our ills. Deep Impact project director Bob Xenu has reportedly apologized for the incident.

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    184. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but I'm sure if you looked into it further, the McDonald's coffee lawsuit got appealed.

      Nice writing, Tex. You must be from the U.S.

    185. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The teaching of evolution was never banned in Kansas.

      Several years ago he Kansas BoE voted, along moderate/conservative party lines, to "de-emphasize" the importance of evolution in the biology curriculum. Nothing was banned. Many school districts announced that they would make no changes to their biology curriculum.

      Between 1 and 3 conservatives were voted out in the aftermath. The new school board promptly restored the original biology standards. There was much rejoicing.

      Now, conservatives have again taken control of the BoE. They are rattling the sabre but so far have not made any policy changes. With the recent "trial" of evolution they have made the state a laughing stock again, however.

      --A Kansas resident

    186. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Fished · · Score: 5, Insightful
      However, I see and hear the reverse all the time. Happened to my wife (back when she was just my girlfriend). She had a pro Wicca bumper sticker and some god nut busted her windshield and wrote nasty stuff on her car with a magic marker, stuff along the lines that they should bring back witch burning. Kind and wonderful people, they are.
      I'll make you a deal: you don't compare me to such "God Nuts" -- i.e. some teenager on a fling who thought it would be fun to divert the blame to Christians -- and I won't compare you to some of the great atheists of history ... like Stalin or Mao. On the other hand, you give Christianity some credit for the Mother Theresa's, Wilberforces, Martin Luther Kings, and Saints Frances, and I'll let you have J.S. Mill and the like.

      The sad thing about sick minds is that they can pervert any belief system. That's not the fault of the belief system, that's the fault of the minds.

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    187. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by aiabx · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What scientific alternatives to evolution are there? It's like looking for a scientific alternative to gravity. No one has seriously supported alternatives to evolution for decades. Now, if you want to say there is controversy about the mechanisms, or different evolutionary paths, I could buy that, but there are no (at this time) credible scientific alternatives to evolution. The alternatives are all religious ones, no matter how they try to disguise the language, and they do not belong in science class.
      -aiabx

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    188. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Turn the other cheek and let them have their sand bowl. The U.S. is a large country with a lot of diversity from State to State. Find one where you actually like the people. Leave the crusade to someone that cares.

    189. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      I'm perfectly well aware that Christianity is not one big happy family as you suggest, because I'm one of those rabble-rousers who likes to stir things up in his church and between churches. I grew up in a church where the prevailing culture was, "It's really and truly okay to disagree openly with the minister's sermon," so the idea of Christians disagreeing with each other is what I consider to be the norm (although I know in reality the church I grew up in was exceptional).

      "This kind of vandalism can happen if the victim is not considered 'worthy' of the iconography or if the symbol in question represents an opposing church."

      OK, you are just making shit up here, and I'm calling you on it. I grew up in the Bible Belt, full of all-kinds of self-righteousness (of all kinds, from the "You're only good if you go to our church" to the "You're only good if you're ecumenical" in my own church), and never, ever did I ever hear even the slightest intimation of the suggestion of the thought of anyone doing something like this. Not in the big mega-denominations. Not in the extreme non-denominational churches. Nowhere in-between.

      I can conceive of something possibly happening if someone were a member of e.g. the Jonestown folks, Koresh's Branch Davidian group or the Scientologists, but that's also just pulling things out of my ass; I've never actually heard of any of these groups doing things like that, just the suggestion that they'd be capable of doing it.

    190. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      since alternative medicine is alternative because science has shown that it doesn't really work Correction: alternative medice is alternative because science has not yet proven that it does work or cannot explain why it works. Who exactly is paying for clinical trials for alternative medicine? Certainly not the drug companies, they won't spend a dime on anything they can't patent.

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    191. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am sorry that your wife's car was vandalized. That was wrong. But that is not the action of Christians, regardless of what was written on the vehicle. But that does not prove your point either. If 'live and let live' were an acceptable option, then I would agree with you. But it is not. The problem is 'live and let live' make the claim that anything is acceptable. It is not. God has clearly stated that those who reject Jesus Christ will go to hell. That is the reality. It is not me or anyone else attempting to force our beilefs upon you. Those who approach you and attempt to share the Gospel with you are trying to get you to open your eyes and make a choice for Christ. The alternative is eternity in hell.
      Your claim that atheists don't try to push their beliefs is nonsense. It is done openly every day in our schools and places of public discourse.

    192. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Senzei · · Score: 1
      ah the 'if-I-want-to-kill-myself-being-stupid-let-me kind' if only they were around a little bit longer. I'm actually moving out of Texas soon and my nutball, redneck friends who damn near killed me and a bunch of other people yesterday setting off a box full of fireworks to "speed things up so we can concentrate on drinking", are one of the few things I will miss.

      p.s. I know the grammar in that (and this) sucked, if I thought anyone important would care it would be better.

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    193. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1
      On a side note, I have to leave Texas before my children get in to school. I already had my "linux" fish ripped off my car once since I moved here.

      So, was it done by BSD-using atheists, or Linux-using Christians?:)

      Seriously, though, to anyone considering such a move: I suspect it will do little good. There's nuts everywhere. I saw one teacher who had - if you believed this person - seen a UFO. Classic cigar-shaped crap out of a dozen different alien books. How's a teacher saying "God made little green apples." worse than a teacher saying "If you're not careful, the little green men will fall from the sky and kidnap you. And the police won't help you, they work for the little green men!"?

      Running away from a creationist teacher bogeyman might just make you fall into another pit you're not expecting. One of the things my mom taught me served me well all through my schooling: Don't trust your teachers. Once, way back when, my teacher had short in her wiring and taught the class that 100x100 = 1000. Didn't make sense to me, being a math whiz, so I asked about it. The other students were HORRIFIED that I dared question the teacher! The teacher, OTOH, was grateful.

      It's hard work, but you have to ask you kids what they did. Every day. What they learned, stuff the kids did, etc. Just keep it light, like a conversation, and the kid won't feel like they're being questioned. You might have to put up with a lot of inane "Bobby ate a bug!" and "We learned our one times tables! One times one is one, two times one...." but one day, you might just hit a gold mine of intense wrongness that your child is being subjected to - like the time my class was taken off school grounds without permission to attend a church service. Then you can either take steps to remove it using the system, or, if that's impossible, teach your kid to play the system, write down the answers that makes the system happy while not believing them. Teaching critical thought doesn't hurt either, as they never get it in school. (I am also deeply grateful for my mom teaching me how to use lies of omission to my advantage. Telling the literal truth while leaving a false impression is a very handy talent.)

      Worth remembering: It's a lot easier to get rid of something the kid's been believing half a day than something she's been believing half a decade.

    194. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Living in Canada I can honestly say I have never heard of such a law. My parents were sued once, and even though they won (it was a pretty easy victory) they still had to pay their own legal fees.

    195. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Twanfox · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sure it was meant to have punctuation. Something like:

      On the other hand, you realize that a Linux fish is essentially a mobile insult against their religious expression, which is their right to express, as is your mockery.

      Something akin to the statement 'They have a right to express their religion. You have a right to express your mockery of their religion.' It doesn't include anything about vandalism.

    196. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      It's only one of your examples, but I'm sure if you looked into it further, the McDonald's coffee lawsuit got appealed. The fact that the person was awarded money at a lower court was highly publicized, while the appeal was not.

      The appeal only resulted in the award being lowered to $480K. McDonalds was not absolved of responsibility on appeal, they just had the award reduced.

      I'm going to assume you're from the US, ... because your attention was captured for only a split second by the media coverage of how hot coffee can be

      Could not the same be said about you? Or was your vague comment about the existence of an "appeal" an attempt to intentionally lead readers to believe the case was later thrown out?

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    197. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by smooth+wombat · · Score: 3, Informative
      There are three parts to a theory: observation, prediction and testing. ID only meets one of the three; observation.

      ID does not make any testable predictions (how do you test for a supreme being?) and as a result cannot be considered a theory. In fact, those who support ID go out of their way to show the flaws of Darwins theory but never show why ID is better.

      It's not about logic. It's about the scientific process which requires facts to validate or invalidate a theory. No such proof is ever given by the ID side.

      This whole argument is useless since Darwins theory has been shown to be the correct one thanks to both horses and birds. In both cases these animals evolved from other animals. In the case of horses the fossil evidence (see, there's that proof I'm talking about) shows that horses were not always horses. They are descended from creatures roughly the size of a large dog and can in no way be considered a horse.

      As far as birds are concerned the proof, while not absolute, is all but confirmed especially in light of this article (which was rejected for submission) which describes how the bone of a T. Rex was examined and found to have a similar structure to only one living relative: female birds who had just ovulated.

      Combine the above information with the overall skeletal structure of birds with those of T. Rex (and other dinosaurs), throw in archaeopteryx and you have another link in the chain.

      Remember, nowhere does Darwin say that all creatures must have evolved from other forms. He only says that creatures may evolve. Since both horses, and to a large extent, birds have been shown to have evolved from other creatures, the theory has been proven to be correct. Even leaving out birds gives one such proof of the theory and one is all you need.

      The issue isn't about using logic, it's about people wanting to believe that somehow we're unique. That there is a reason for our existence. The idea that we're born, live and die just like the billions of other creatures on this planet is too much for their egos to take. They need to find a reason for their existence. If that reason is religion, so be it. Just don't try to masquerade religion for science.

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    198. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by charlieo88 · · Score: 1

      The problem is that there is no money to be made...

      Suppose that dandelion tea was an effective cure for cancer. Would Pfizer spend millions to do a ten year trial with thousands of patients? If they proved it worked then everyone would use the dandelions in their yard, or start cultivating them, and Pfizer would never make a penny from it.


      I can't help but think you are wrong. Not that I'm a fan of drug companies, but they are out to make money anyway they can. Will they research dandelion tea to cure an exceedingly rare disease? Heck no. Not enough of a base to sell. But cure cancer? Heck yeah, they'd isolate what exactly was in the tea that cured the cancer, so that it could be administered in a pill with a tightly regulated dosage. The process of producing the pill would be patented, I imagine some gene engineering might go on with the dandelions to make more potent varieties. The plants themselves would be patented. And it's not like "Made with weeds" would appear on the label.

    199. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      But athiest and agnostics will not be held to the same standard? Do we hold you responsible for the acts of the officially athiest communist states?

      All belief systems have their fringe fanatics, even yours. If we're going to hold individuals responsible for the acts of other individuals, then you're going to be in as much danger from Enlightenment's Guillotine as anyone else.

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    200. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude! You want a nice little picture of a TRAWLER....

    201. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Bart+Read · · Score: 0

      Before I go any further: I'm *NOT* having a go at you in any way, but rather at the people who did that to your girlfriend, and at people in a more general sense who think that doing that kind of thing is "OK", or even "right".

      OK, then...

      [rant]Wouldn't normally get involved in an discussion like this (at least not online), however I need to point something out about these "god nuts" who bust people's windshields etc. They probably call themselves Christians, actually I'm sure they do... but the fact is that well they're not. They may think they are, but they're wrong. As in, they are objectively and absolutely mistaken (if you take the whole Bible as your absolute standard).

      They're not Christians, they're not saved, and if the things the Bible says are correct then Jesus is going to be pretty upset with them on judgement day (OK, I'm being pretty bold there I'll admit, but understand that I'm not saying they *can't* be saved or are irredeemable).

      If you were to read the whole of the Bible from beginning to end and interpret everything you read within the context of that book (or collection of books, as it in fact is) you'd find that, if you're a Christian, persecuting others for any reason is simply not acceptable. This means, using your example, that smashing somebody's windscreen and putting graffiti all over their car because they're a witch (or black, or gay, or a Muslim, or they have terrible taste in sandals, or whatever) is *REALLY* *NOT* acceptable if you're a Christian... and if you really are a Christian, then you really are just going to know that. And that's it.

      1 Corinthians 13 quite plainly points out that a Christian without love is nothing. I find it hard to see a situation in which the above actions could be interpreted as love.[/rant]

      ... Aah, blood pressure returning to normal. ;-)

    202. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      As someone elsewhere already said, this would also open the doors for counter lawsuits against their wacky claims. Someone who lost millions investing how their astrologer told them to could sue them for damages.

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    203. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by king-manic · · Score: 1

      So the fat cats can sue everyone who can't defend themselves for FREE? I must not be understanding how the law works.


      Only if they win. Canada doens't have a problem with stupid lawsuit, neither does it have a problem with corps getting away with murder. So your assertion that they get away free is stupid. They do so only if they win. This will discourage frivilous lawsuits. Look up north, do the corps defend for free?

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    204. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She had a pro Wicca bumper sticker and some god nut busted her windshield and wrote nasty stuff on her car with a magic marker, stuff along the lines that they should bring back witch burning. Kind and wonderful people, they are.

      So much for "logic", eh? How do you take one example and extrapolate it to all of "them"? By your methodology, if I see one stupid asinine post on Slashdot, that proves that all Slashdotters are juveniles. Oh, wait...

    205. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fucking Texans. Moronic dimwits.

    206. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Reaperducer · · Score: 1

      The publicity would just legitimize astrology.

      You're probably right. It's working for Scientology .

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    207. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Belsical · · Score: 1

      Mormons?

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    208. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by ChuckleBug · · Score: 1

      Ah, there you are. There is always one of you in the crowd. I had no idea athEIsts broke the i before e except after c rule. Look how stupid I am! I mean, it even sounds spelled that way (to help you out, that is called "sarcasm"). You must have great faith in your argument to need to point out a poster's spelling errors and grammar problems.

      I thought I pointed it out rather politely. I didn't call you stupid. Many people spell the word wrong. It's not because atheists break a rule, it's because it's related to THEology and THEism. You're awful touchy.

      None of this invalidates the existence of God, but it sure does make people like yourself bitter because you chew what they shove into your mouth.

      I'm bitter? I simply disagreed with something you wrote. You're the one getting all excited. Or pretending to be.

      If you refuse to lift your head up from the grass and look around with wonder, you are nothing more than cattle.

      I probably am being trolled, but this rant sounds so much like the stuff I used to regularly read on Usenet so many years ago...

      The really great trollers throughout history had a talent for writing something that sounds insane enough to be plausible, but had a few nice little nuggets of hyper-absurdity that gave it away to the sharp-eyed. Just ranting and foaming doesn't really measure up. There are too many real rants and foams like this. A good troll needs something extra.

      Think. Look around and think. Did this happen by accident? You don't even have to feel: think! You don't even need instinct: think!!! Spit out that grass and join the living.

      Hey, great. This is looking more and more like a not very clever troll. There are so many fallacies and weird assumptions here it can't be real.

      Someday I'll learn when it's pointless to try to dialog with someone.

    209. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by quarkscat · · Score: 1

      "On a side note, I have to leave Texas before my children get in to school. I already had my "linux" fish ripped off my car once since I moved here."

      The petty theft/vandalism you experienced with
      your auto might have been attributed to a childish
      prank (like collecting M-B hood ornaments) if it
      were not for the fact that you live in Texas.

      I have heard it said that nothing motivates a
      Texan like either God or football (or both). And
      that a Saturday night visit to a West Texas whore-
      house is always followed up with Sunday morning
      visit with the Lord. Somehow, I think a Russian
      astrologist would "fit in" quite well in Texas.

      Perhaps you should replace that "linux" fish with
      a penguin with a football under its wing. What
      you never ever want to do is advertise (via an
      auto decal) that you are a BSD enthusiast -- they
      will have you tarred and feathered and run out of
      town on a rail -- it just isn't worth the risk.

    210. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by antiMStroll · · Score: 1

      Are you sure NASA wouldn't settle? I recall reading (perhaps one for Scopes) about another woman who sued her hospital after surgery, claiming the procedure destroyed her psychic abilities. They settled out of court.

    211. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by vanka · · Score: 1

      Scientology isn't a religion. I would not even call it a cult. It is a scam to milk as much money as possible off its followers. The founder of Scientology has been quoted as saying something to the effect that religion was the best way to scam people. A religious organization is tax deductable and enjoys many other benifits that a regular organization just cannot get. Don't think Scientology is a scam? Just do a Google on the subject. I have read of people paying up to $40,000 for a series of "treatments".

    212. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by nomadic · · Score: 1

      They rarly happens anywhere else. You have no idea how much fun American lawsuites have given us over the years. Not to mention how utterly stupid it makes both the legal system and the country look. But, an American will never understand this and just yell and scream about something called justice and freedom. 2 words an american really have no idea what encompasses.

      Like most people outside the country you live in total ignorance of the American legal system. Do you have a concrete example that gave you such a chuckle? Or do you just rely on your local news? Because while most American newspapers aren't that great, they're far better than the complete and utter trash that 95% of the world has presented to them as "news". So I can guarantee that those stories that you use as such an ego boost just aren't credible.

    213. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      For shame, you should concentrate on the drinking first (so it gets good and dark), then play with explosives!

      But as long as something blows up, it's really not a loss.

    214. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by paiute · · Score: 1

      Suppose that dandelion tea was an effective cure for cancer. Would Pfizer spend millions to do a ten year trial with thousands of patients? If they proved it worked then everyone would use the dandelions in their yard, or start cultivating them, and Pfizer would never make a penny from it. Multiply this by every naturally occuring substance on the planet.

      Big Pharma has no motivation to prove the medicinal value of anything they cannot patent.


      Only semi-true. If dandelions cured cancer, Pfizer would have two hundred PhDs isolating the compound or compounds which are the active ingredients. True, they probably would not be able to patent the naturally-occurring compounds. But the plant-based chemicals which interact with mammilian systems are not optimized for the effect we may observe. See THC (plant intoxicant) and anandamide (endogenous intoxicant to whose receptor THC just happens to bind). Medicinal chemists would create hundreds if not thousands of synthetic compounds similar to the natual ones. Screening might find one which is more potent and has fewer side effects than the natural product. They would patent all of those.

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    215. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Scarletdown · · Score: 0

      Now is a good time to invest in Preperation-H, because the moon will be passing through Uranus.

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    216. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Mkay, and by the time your supercomputer figures all those variables out, we'll by in Configuration Z, and care fuck-all about your simulation results. :-P Good idea, though.

    217. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

      On a side note, I have to leave Texas before my children get in to school. I already had my "linux" fish ripped off my car once since I moved here.

      Well, they're just trying to show you Christian values. You know, thou shall not murder, thou shall not covet, and thou shall not steal...oh, wait, nevermind.

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    218. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please mod the Parent up.

      Astrology is not based upon conjecture, but upon empircal observation over the course of several millenia. The representations of the planets, houses, and such were not picked arbitrarily, but because some dedicated Scientists recorded their observations and handed them from one generation to the next. Anyone who has ever had a chart done on themselves, or especially on someone close to them, can attest to the eerie accuracy with which an Astrological chart can describe a person.

      It is sad to me to see how many people are willing to poo-poo astrology without giving it even the most rudimentary examination, especially on /.. Those of you who are so confident in your ignorance might want to take a closer look at your technocrat self image, and just make sure that you are not deriving your 'astrology is a bucket of bollicks' opinion from dogma... or in other words, "faith".

      {J}

    219. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind that they have a special "Celebrity" branch whose members are treated to a completely different experience than the regular rank & file...

      It's a very large branch and I think they've been smacking it over Tom Cruise's head lately.

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    220. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Decaff · · Score: 1

      I'm sure many of you can recall stuff which many ordinary people would be astonished by, yet they are considered true and real: try explaining how a central processing unit works (I know this isn't purely into computer science, but some students actually have classes of how and why it works).

      Explaining how computers work is very easy. There are systems from way back, like punch card processors and the Jacquard loom that clearly indicate the logical operations that make up a computer in a way that anyone can understand.

      So do the results in computer science, hence the claim that the language doesn't guarantee a good result, although it can help, it's all in the hands of the programmer.

      Results don't differ. Computers are extremely logical devices that give repeatable results. in 30 years of IT work I have never heard anyone say that a computer language 'doesn't guarantee a good result'.

      Oh, by the way, astrology has its foundations on the "as above, so below" hermetic stuff

      How can one say "as above, so below" if one has no understanding of what above actually is? Astrology has no concept of million-mile diameter balls of hydrogen undergoing nuclear fusion, or light years, or gravitational radiation. What I am trying to say is that a tradition or mythology devised when the stars were mysterious (and being of unknown character, could reasonably be assumed to have influence) seems (at least to me) terribly old-fashioned and outdated now that we know exactly what the stars are, and know that they can have no influence.

    221. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      It is easily provable that it is impossible to falsify creation. Heck, even I wrote such a proof myself.
      Without falsifialibity, it's not science.

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    222. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Science proves the existence of God (a supreme creator) at every corner. Every new discovery validates more and more how beautiful and intricate the universe is.

      Why does beauty or complexity have to indicate the presence of a divine creator? Quite a lot of complexity has shown to arise naturally without intervention being necessary, provided a source of energy.

      The latest election shows how people really think. These self-proclaimed intellectuals just like to shout loud so that they seem more numerous than they are.

      Congratulations. An essentially war-time president running on a campaign of fear barely managed to edge out the pathetic loser the democrats chose. A mop and bucket with a face drawn on it would have had as much leadership potential as Kerry. If thats going to be the bar for how the "people really think" maybe you should go check out Bush's current approval ratings.

      You are in the silent majority, even on /.

      The lurkers support me in email!

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    223. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the manufacturer of betadine would be interested.

    224. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

      So, let's apply Occams Razor. Either there are people in this world who can 'speak to spirits', 'read minds', and have other paranormal powers (but choose to eke out a living reading palms instead of, say, getting the winnign lottery numbers). OR, there are people in this world who are frauds. Fakers. Con men.

      WHich is more likely?


      I'll believe people can see the future when 50,000+ psychics split a 5 Million dollar lottery and then commence suing each other.

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    225. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Dirtside · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, that's a terrible idea. Real "Loser pays"-type systems usually have the judge deciding who pays how much, based on things like, was this a reasonable action (even if you didn't win), did you introduce frivolous motions just to waste time and money, etc.

      Pure loser-pays systems are no better than the status quo, because then small individuals daren't ever risk suing large organizations, because if they lose, they may end up owing millions in legal fees (since the big company can spend that much without breaking a sweat). You might say, "Well if they lose, then it was obviously a frivolous lawsuit," but that's plainly not true either.

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    226. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Scarletdown · · Score: 0

      If that were to happen, would the end result be a Kansas that was ruled by a bunch of damn dirty apes?

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    227. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by MoaDweeb · · Score: 1

      Pfizer would isolate the active ingredient(s) in dandelions that give them therapeutic qualities. Then enhance it, stick in some nice food colouring, sugar etc and sell it. It would be as far removed from dandelion tea as Asprin is from willow bark.

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    228. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by teromajusa · · Score: 1

      I wasn't trying to imply that because some incidents in the bible are historically correct, the whole bible is correct. Just correcting the original poster's assumption that none of the incidents in the bible occured. Maybe I'm taking what he said too literally, but it sounds to me like he doesn't know what he's talking about.

    229. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      Some of us think we wouldn't be giving God enough credit by saying he couldn't just start the ball rolling in a very particular way and *know* exactly how things would turn out (the exact formation of the universe, evolution of human beings etc etc). He's all knowing and all powerful afterall. Perhaps you simply don't have enough faith in the big guy?

    230. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by falzer · · Score: 1

      Remember, nowhere does Darwin say that all creatures must have evolved from other forms. He only says that creatures may evolve.

      That's not all Darwin says. Darwin did in fact propose a theory of universal common descent which says that life did evolve from other forms, all the way back to some primordial common ancestor.

    231. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by k96822 · · Score: 1

      Good. /. is a crucible and we've burned away everything else. There it is: the reason for all these off-topic yet not modded-so religious discussions: hate for George Bush.

      Now, I dream of the day where I can read through one of these /. threads and not have to wade through hundreds of useless posts about religion that have little to nothing to do with the article itself.

      Modders of the world, unite! Let's start modding those threads that fork off into religion off-topic. Okay?

    232. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by k96822 · · Score: 1

      Listen, I'm getting tired. This is the same old crap every thread and it's useless. When someone responds talks back to you in the same tone when you spout your hate for religion you scream, "Troll!" You're right. It is trolling to bring up religion to spawn these discussions when the article had nothing to do with it, yet the top-most parent of this thread is modded interesting? WTF does religion have to do with the lawsuit anyway? Am I frustrated -- yes, I'm frustrated; frustrated that the modders can't seem to get it right anymore.

      Now, can we stop littering these damn threads with religious discussions, or at least take it somewhere else and try to stay on topic?

    233. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, what the fundamentalists wanted was for Creationism to be tought ALONGSIDE real science. Creation science is no science at all, if you've not seen Penn & Teller's show "Bull Shit" you're missing out on what outrages people. The "creation scientists" when asked for proof of crationism (that is, a test to back up claims) can only point to what they perceieve to be holes in the theory of evolution.

      If you want to teach creationism, do so in a literature class, or history or something that would apply to biblical texts. This type of crap DOES NOT belong in biology text books though, that is reserved for REAL SCIENCE.

    234. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Tekzel · · Score: 1
      OK, you are just making shit up here, and I'm calling you on it. I grew up in the Bible Belt, full of all-kinds of self-righteousness (of all kinds, from the "You're only good if you go to our church" to the "You're only good if you're ecumenical" in my own church), and never, ever did I ever hear even the slightest intimation of the suggestion of the thought of anyone doing something like this. Not in the big mega-denominations. Not in the extreme non-denominational churches. Nowhere in-between.


      How can you accuse him of making that up just because YOU haven't seen or heard of it? Its a big wide world out there and I hope you aren't implying that you have seen it all. While I haven't personally seen the specific situation he cited, I was raised southern baptist (and as soon as possible rejected it completely) and thus spent way more time than should be considered healthy around the hellfire-and-damnation crowd. I could see them doing something like this. The people I dealt with really and truely let their preacher think for them.
    235. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by terrymr · · Score: 1

      Evolution isn't really that scientific either, you can't reproduce it under lab conditions because of the timeframes involved. Most science involves a theory and a series of experiments that prove/disprove the theory.

    236. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know I read slashdot all the time and I still can't get over people calling me a crackpot. The Day someone can prove to me using pure logic that creationism is impossible is the day I'll admit it's a crackpot theory. No one yet has met the challenge. I don't go around calling evolutionists crackpots. It's a perfectly logical conclusion if there is no God. Just as my belief is perfectly logical if there is a God. So please stop talking about how Intelligent Design/Creationism is a crackpot theory when you can't prove it wrong. It's nowhere near in the same class as astrology which has been demonstrated to be wrong in numerous cases.

      You know I read slashdot all the time and I still can't get over people calling me a crackpot. The Day someone can prove to me using pure logic that there aren't pink unicorns living on Mars is the day I'll admit it's a crackpot theory. No one yet has met the challenge. I don't go around calling NASA crackpots. It's a perfectly logical conclusion if there are no pink Martian unicorns. Just as my belief is perfectly logical if there are pink Martian unicorns. So please stop talking about how Martian Unicorn Theory is a crackpot theory when you can't prove it wrong. It's nowhere near in the same class as astrology which has been demonstrated to be wrong in numerous cases.

    237. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      The problem is that Heisenberg said you cannot know the complete state of the universe at any given point of time because you cannot know both a quantum's position and velocity with absolute accuracy.

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    238. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, don't ever mention Ayn Rand and actual scientists in the same paragraph again? That woman was as much a nut as your other examples.

      Thanks.

    239. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Another problem is that the output of the computer will change the future and if the computer included it the result would be an infinite recursion.

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    240. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by johansalk · · Score: 1

      Can someone remind what the significance of a fish on a car in texas is?

    241. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by KaiLoi · · Score: 1

      Speaking as a person born in Europe but who grew up (8yrs -> 18yrs) in the US then moved overseas again, I am not ignorant of the US legal system and have had to listen to enough people (while in the US) utter the sentence "You should sue em" when told about their friends slightest malady that might in some way be linked to someone else.

      As for examples of frivolous lawsuits. I typed "American woman sues" and "American man sues" into Google and got so depressed I couldn't be bothered copying all the links. You can use Google, try it.

      Having grown up in the US and now living overseas I spend most of my time not being derisive of but vaguely embarrassed for the citizens of the US. I _do_ have an idea of how things work over there and let me tell you, It's pretty messed up.

      People in other developed countries just don't have this "sue em" muscle that the Americans seem to have worked out to Olympian proportions. Sue you get frivolous lawsuits in other countries. But follow them. 99% of the time they get thrown out of court by a judge trying not to laugh because it's rude. Follow the US ones and the article usually starts with "A woman was awarded a record amount today for her lawsuit against..."

    242. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      I don't think that vandalizing someone else's property is generally considered to be a Constitutionally (or morally) defended form of expression.

      True, but it's generally considered rude to mock other people's religions. While not a justification for vandalism, the mockery is only slightly less rude than the vandalism, so it's pretty much a wash. I've nothing against mocking "fish-tians", but I think it'd be absurd to get indignant about "rights" in this case. It's just like rights with police: you have the right to walk up to a cop, grab your crotch and say "up yours, you faggot pig", but you shouldn't be surprised when you end up in the back of a squad car holding your teeth in your hat. Rights do protect unwise behavior, but generally only after the fact...

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    243. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Real "Loser pays"-type systems usually have the judge deciding who pays how much, based on things like, was this a reasonable action (even if you didn't win), did you introduce frivolous motions just to waste time and money, etc.


      I'm advocating the candian system. This "REAL" system you speak of isn't the one I'm suggesting.

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    244. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      You're either a really bad shot, or a really good one. Or you can just buy one.

    245. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by shotgunefx · · Score: 1

      This example is a little bit different, but I still feel highly relevant.

      Take heart disease. One of the top killers in the US. There's a synthetic version of HDL being developed by Esperion Therapeutics Inc.

      "The synthetic HDL is a copy of a mutant protein found in 40 residents of Limone sul Garda, a village in the Italian Alps. The mutation makes HDL work more efficiently, scaling up plaque removal."

      Here's the kicker. While this mutant version works better, pharmaceuticals could have been making a synthetic version of regular HDL for some time, but none has as they couldn't patent it. So they could have been helping many of these people (albeit at a smaller profit margin) but didn't as the margins weren't obscene enough.

      And what about the government? If the private sector doesn't want to invest their money that's one thing, but why isn't the government funding stuff like this?

      I wish I could find my cache of the original story as it plain out states that most people would have benefited but there wasn't enough financial incentive until they found this patentable form. After going through a medical hell with my family, I've come to feel this way though I was still surprised to see someone actually say it.

      Where's the outrage? Almost everyone has had someone close to them die of heart disease. I highly doubt this situation is unique to heart disease.

      Take CLA (Conjugated Linoleic Acid). Seems to have a wide range of postive effects on the body. Some reasearch even shows it having anticarcinogenic effects. Last time I looked, the biggest researcher in the field was getting a pitance in research funding. Where's all the big cancer charities who collect millions and millions of dollars for research?

      Though I'll agree on the point that many supplements do nothing or are worse, dangerous. Once upon a time, I worked out religously and used supplements constantly. The best time physically of my life. Many worked well (I read as much research as I could) and did help. Stopped working out for a couple years and wanted to start up again. I started taking either DHEA or Androstendione (hard to remember which, was 5 years ago).

      I had taken the supplement previously without ill effects for long stretches. Though when I did, I was pushing my body to it's limits and not "starting up". Big mistake the second time around. After a few days, my hair started falling out and I was raging. I stopped taking them but it took me a month or two to get back to normal. At the time I wasn't insured so I wasn't able to get it investigated properly.

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    246. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "wouldn't the discovery of a new moon orbiting around a planet in our solar system pretty much invalidate each and every prediction made before that discovery?"

      Please, please, PLEASE! Don't give them ideas!

      I almost can hear them now: of COURSE astrology works! It's only we didn't know about the influence of recently discovered Planet X; now everything fits; I've redone my calculus and they predicted JFK's death one year, three days and forty minutes before it happened. And I can demonstrate it gets all the lotto numbers from 1970 to-date.

    247. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by ChuckleBug · · Score: 1

      When someone responds talks back to you in the same tone when you spout your hate for religion you scream, "Troll!"

      When did I "spout hate for religion?" All I said was that I didn't agree with using science to justify belief in god. That's it. When did I even say I didn't believe? You're making all these assumptions: Spout. Hate. Scream. I've done none of those things. I politely mentioned a spelling error as an aside, without flaming, but you decided I was calling you stupid. If I have displayed hatred or "screamed, " show me where and I'll apologize.

      And responding in the same tone?! Look back at what I wrote. It was calm and polite, albeit mildly sarcastic. I haven't once insulted you as you have me. If you really are serious, why fly off the handle and assume all kinds of evil intent on the part of someone who just made some pretty tame comments? You're just sounding defensive. That's why I suspected trolling - your reply was so out of proportion to what I wrote.

      Now, can we stop littering these damn threads with religious discussions, or at least take it somewhere else and try to stay on topic?

      Fair enough, but - and I hope this doesn't constitute spouting hatred - you entered this religious discussion before me. If you don't want replies, maybe you shouldn't post.

    248. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are completely right, but don't forget that burning them would also prevent them from turning people into newts!

    249. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Zphbeeblbrox · · Score: 1
      ID does not make any testable predictions (how do you test for a supreme being?) and as a result cannot be considered a theory. In fact, those who support ID go out of their way to show the flaws of Darwins theory but never show why ID is better.
      Wrong we do in fact show why ID is better maybe you just haven't read the appropriate literature/journal articles. We do make predictions and test them. Granted there is a section of the ID believing population that give it a bad name, by spouting feel good religious reasons to Reject Evolution and Believe ID, but they doesn't mean all of them do so.
      In the case of horses the fossil evidence (see, there's that proof I'm talking about) shows that horses were not always horses.
      Actually it does no such thing. It does show that creatures similar to horses lived in the past but it shows in no way that horses descended from them. Get back to me when you have fossils from every stage of the "evolution" of the horse. I certainly didn't descend from the spider monkey despite similarities in morphology and genetic makeup. So those aren't enough reason to assume the ancestral relationship. Neither is a time relationship enough proof to indicate an ancestral relationship. Even with the two together that is not even close to being conclusive.

      What you need is a way to prove that the horse had to have descended from said small horselike creature. Perhaps if you could find a chain of forms strung together each no further than say... oh.... (500,000 years or so) you could demonstrate an ancestral relationship. Call me when you have, that I'd be interested in seeing it.
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    250. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Zphbeeblbrox · · Score: 1

      Dude that's funny. Not substantive... but funny. Too bad you posted anonymously you could have gained some serious Karma boosts from the mod points I'm sure.

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    251. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by k96822 · · Score: 1

      I'm not speaking about you as much as I am the sum of the kind of posts that aggrivate me. If I'm taking it out on you, I'm sorry; I shouldn't be, you're right, you're a thoughtful poster.

      I also write in active voice (using 'you' and direct references) which comes across more aggresive than I intend. But, it's a no-win situation when writing: if I don't write active-voice, I'm a coward, if I write active-voice, I'm too assertive, so I choose one and stick with it.

      Let's end this thread -- really, I am venting today because of some f*cking stupid a$$ LiveLink API bullsh*t and throwing a lot of my frustration in the wrong direction here.

      I apologize!!!

    252. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Results 1 - 10 of about 74,200 for dutch woman sues

      Results 1 - 10 of about 77,500 for dutch man sues

      Does not appear to be an American phenomenon. There are idiots all over the world, even Europe. This took all of 15 seconds. I could take another minute or two and replicate this amazing feat for other enlightened countries in Europe, but I won't.

    253. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by southpolesammy · · Score: 1

      Uh oh....Darl has hacked someone's /. account....

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    254. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 1
      Good. /. is a crucible and we've burned away everything else. There it is: the reason for all these off-topic yet not modded-so religious discussions: hate for George Bush.

      Hey, you were the essentially claiming that his election represented a religious mandate from the people. I don't hate GW any more than I hate the two soulles idiots the Dems have put up the last couple of rounds. Hell, I even voted for him the first time. (I went Libertarian last time. Its not as though there was every any doubt about which way this state was going).

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    255. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      Again - this isn't the point. The grandparent didn't takea swipe at Russian courts. They were simply stating that the Russian court should throw the case out - as should any court in any country fielding such a case. Yet the respondant tries to make this a US vs. Russia / World issue. Way to miss the point.

    256. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by ChuckleBug · · Score: 1

      No problem. I understand. Take it easy.

    257. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I've never heard of any atheists vandalizing chruches.

      Sorry, I was just moving the emphasis on your statement to the correct part.

      The plural of anecdote is not data.

      And I suggest you look to China if you want to see that. Except it's not so much vandalism as making all the members of the unregistered churches conveniently dissappear.

      Or maybe you only hear from the mainstream media and thought this was limited to practitioners of Falun Gong.

      And before you decry that these aren't atheists, please note that atheism is required for Communist Party membership over there, and the Communists control the country. So yes, atheists are just as capable as theists in running a facist government, and every bit as capable of killing people in piques of religious intolerance.

      But I have this strange feeling that someone will now try to shift the blame entirely to Communism, and away from atheism.

    258. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Drathos · · Score: 1

      I like them a lot and I did not find this in either California or anywhere in the north east.

      Try New Hampshire (motto 'Live Free or Die').

      I always got a kick out ot the motorcyclists taking their helmets off when entering NH and proceeding to go 75+ on the 55mph highways..

      NH also has some very large education problems, because each school district is funded by the local property taxes (the only form of taxation in NH, most of which goes to the town/county). The counties with all the big expensive houses and/or higher populations have far more money for the schools than the very rural northern counties.

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    259. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Auckerman · · Score: 1

      "Pentecostal Christianity was started in Topeka, Kansas, in 1901, and now claims about 450 million members worldwide (150 million in Africa). The Assemblies of God have about 35 million members, and they started in 1914, also in Topeka."

      This totally ignores the evolutionary nature of the rise of the Pentecost, Holiness, and Revivalist movments. The foundational roots lie in early to mid-19th century evangelical protestant christianity. There was nothing magical about the azusa street revival, the cultural foundations had been layed for many years.

      Compare that to Joseph Smith. He introduced a new history to the people. Not so evolutionary and very difficult to accept, for most. The fact that the LDS church has grown to the size it is today is quite remarkable. Don't compare the success of your faith to the forced evolution of evangical christianity (rise of higher criticism: Wellhausen, Noth, et al). It's not necissary. Both Islam (at least pre 9/11, I haven't seen updated numbers, being mostly a Christian historian) and LDS are seeing a good size jump in numbers and are both quite successful.

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    260. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by lav-chan · · Score: 1

      As i recall, something like that did happen before. Prior to the discovery of Pluto, one of the astrological signs was 'in the domain of'* one of the inner planets. After Pluto was discovered, that sign was moved from that other planet and became 'in the domain of' Pluto... which makes you wonder how anyone could possibly put any stock into the practice at all.

      * I don't know the actual term for this, since i don't follow astrology, but it's something like that.

    261. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Thomas+Miconi · · Score: 1

      The Most Stupid Conspiracy Argument Ever [tm] strikes again...

      Suppose that dandelion tea was an effective cure for cancer. Would Pfizer spend millions to do a ten year trial with thousands of patients? If they proved it worked then everyone would use the dandelions in their yard

      If Pfizer or any respectable scientist had even the slightest hope that dandelion might cure cancer, they would immediately set out to find the active component, patent it, mass produce it and reap a tidy sum (and a Nobel Prize in the process).

      If your theory about people growing plants in their garden was right Aspirin would not be the most massively profitable drug ever ! (you do know that aspirin, i.e. acetylsalicylic acid, is derived from a chemical that is present in several plants, the properties of which were already known in the times of Hippocrates, do you ?)

      Thomas-

    262. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Wow, continuing your in-depth research, I found some other startling facts:

      Results 1 - 10 of about 36,400 for elephant man sues

      Results 1 - 10 of about 510,000 for dead man sues

      From these results I conclude that not many elephant men sue as compared to the dutch, but dead people are entering into a huge amount of lawsuits.

    263. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Valid points, but not quite right. Several drugs that are widely used originate from plants. If you need some aspirin do you:

      1: Go for a walk and find a willow tree, strip off a lot of the bark, boil it for a while, evaporate the liquid and ingest the remaining white powder or do you...

      2: Go to the grocer/pharmacy and buy a packet of aspirin?

      Don't know about you, but most people go for option 2.

      Same goes for digitoxin, you don't just go out and eat some Foxglove if you have heart problems.

      There is a lot of money to be made from such research. In addition to the sale of the pure active substance in well regulated dosage, there is also spin-off with research into more active chemical modifications of the active drug or modified forms with a better side-effect/safety profile. These drugs would be possible to patent and would give the pharmaceutical company even more revenue.
      So there IS actually a LOT (sorry about the shouting) of research going into herbal remedies.

      Other alternative medicine (like "homeopathic medicine") is so clearly a mixture of supportive psychotherapy and systematic use of placebo that no scientist in his right mind would bother wasting his time doing research into the "medicines" they use. (Could be interesting to do some research on the psychodynamics of the process though)

    264. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      Why assume a Christian did it? I'd put my money on a Windows user.... ;)

    265. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by doxology · · Score: 1

      When are you going to show us evidence of an intelligent creator? Those who criticize evolution for lack of evidence (even though all modern biology is based on evolution) seem to forget there is no evidence supporting ID.

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    266. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      They cling to the hope that the universe is not just a giant machine, that they are somehow made unique among humans by their keen intelligence, inside knowledge, and special placement in it.

      I'm sure Galileo would have a few things to add to your remarks. I'd mod you up but I just ran out.

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    267. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Funny doesn't get you karma. And it was substantive, I guess you just missed the point. My point was that just because you can't disprove something, it doesn't mean it isn't stupid to believe it. You saying "disprove it" over and over is meaningless, yet you parrot it as if you are somehow "winning the argument".

      You think my comment was funny, so I guess you'd ridicule somebody who truly believed that there are pink unicorns living on Mars. What is the difference between that and Christianity? Because somebody wrote a book a couple of thousand years ago? If I wrote a book about pink unicorns today, would it be sensible for somebody to believe in them in the year 4005?

      You know, many Christians point out that a lot of the Bible is historically verifiable and contains many things that we know to be true. Did I mention that the book I am writing is set during World War 2 and features Winston Churchill riding pink unicorns into battle against Hitler?

      Maybe in the year 4005, people will dig up evidence that Winston Churchill and Hitler existed, that many of the events portrayed in my Pink Unicorn Bible actually happened, and so on. Then the Pink Unicorn worshippers will be vindicated and all the disbelievers will see the error of their "scientific" ways.

    268. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by lymond01 · · Score: 1

      Funny that people actually responded to that post...

      Of course predicting the next configuration would require, well, another universe really. But to see trends, perhaps, isn't as difficult.

      As for the supercomputer changing things as it tries to calculate the next configuration (which changes nearly infinitely quickly) - well, it doesn't "change" anything. In fact, if you knew the initial conditions of the universe (and say the next few iterations), you could predict when the computer would blue screen from lack of virtual memory....

    269. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      I think to some extent that's true in all states regardless of the funding model. School district performance has almost always seemed closely correlated with the price of a house in the area (except maybe inside NYC). I have heard some states have a flat property tax, but I have never lived in such a place.

      In TX there's no state income tax (but plenty of property and sales taxes), and the districts seem to perform wildly different based on where the zone line is drawn in the sand. However, that's how I remember it being in every other place I have lived except perhaps NYC (where good neighborhoods border bad ones and get zoned to the same school anyway).

    270. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by version5 · · Score: 1
      Astrology seems to concern itself with two completely unrelated areas: personality and predicting the future. The latter is obviously suspect, since there's no evidence that the position of the planets foreshadows events. But it does it seem so far-fetched that human personality varies in a cyclical fashion? A recently published study linked the season of birth with the onset of menopause. Relevant quotes:

      "Nevertheless, the data seem to suggest notable effects of the month/season of birth on the length of a woman's fertile life...The next phase of the research was seeing whether the season of birth of the women in the study influenced their psychological profile -- affecting their susceptibility to conditions such as anxiety and depression, for example. 'Results so far seem promising.'"

      The effect is far from being conclusively proven, but if you discard the traditional astrological mechanism that the planets cause certain personalities instead of simply being correlated with them, its a plausible, logical hypothesis.

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    271. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Mo+Bedda · · Score: 1

      I could certainly be wrong, but I believe star charts account for the movement of heavenly bodies over time. The basis of the whole system is the movement of heavenly bodies and their relative positions. Humans have been plotting heavenly bodies and their relative locations for a long time. 2000 years ago and long before that, astronomy and astrology were the same thing. The first useful predictions made were probably along the lines of when to plant crops, when to expect floods, and what direction to go in to get where you were going.

      I don't know if there are astrologers who try to incorporate newly discovered astonomical objects into their theories. I would guess that there are, since you would probably be able to sell a few books.

    272. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Perky_Goth · · Score: 1

      wow, that wasn't modded to oblivion? that's a surprise...
      i kind of agree with your flamebait, BTW.

    273. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by tverbeek · · Score: 1
      I humbly suggest that one should be surprised to find themselves assaulted by a police officer and arrested for expressing - however rudely - a negative opinion of him. A right that is only protected "after the fact" (e.g. by suing the "pig" who knocked your teeth out) isn't really being protected... you're just being paid compensation for it being taken away.

      I also think that mockery and vandalism are more than just "slightly" separated. One's an intangible, subjective harm; the other is objective and verifiable.

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    274. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going to mod your shit down until I saw this. Thanks for realizing we're all human.

      And here's a tip for the rest of you elitists out there - slamming those of us in the U.S. simply for being in the U.S. says a lot more about you than it does about us.

    275. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by RodgerDodger · · Score: 1

      And you seriously just accept that? The notion that, for a very small expenditure of time on their part, they could walk away with one million dollars.... one million dollars that they could donate to any charity in the world (if they weren't interested in the money themselves)... and yet they say they're not interested?


      Correction: that they are _all_ uninterested.

      That some wouldn't be interested is not surprising. That all such individuals would be uninterested is surprising, unless there is a casual link between possessing psychic powers and altruistic behaviour (not bloody likely, IMHO)
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    276. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by RodgerDodger · · Score: 1

      Big Pharma regularly conducts extensive drug trials on natural therapies.

      When they find one is effective, they direct significant research funds into finding out why. They then isolate the aspect of the natural therapy that causes the desired result, and produce a treatment incorporating just that ingredient (as opposed to the other non-beneficial and potentially harmful aspects)

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    277. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by RodgerDodger · · Score: 1

      Nothing about prophecies concerning the last days said that Christ's church was going to be in a majority


      Nor would you expect it to be. Isn't the City of Heaven, as described in Revalations, only slightly larger than New York State? And this is Heaven, so I don't think you'll want to have high-density housing...
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    278. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by LiquidMind · · Score: 1

      "And my BSD devil?"

      it's not a devil. It's a daemon.

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    279. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Evolution isn't really that scientific either, you can't reproduce it under lab conditions because of the timeframes involved.

      Actually, lots of evolutionary lab experiments have been published.

      It's true that your typical grant doesn give you time to do evolutionary experiments on primates or other large critters with a long reproductive cycle. But, for example, a lot of bacteria and yeasts will reproduce every 20 minutes or so under good conditions. You can do interesting evolutionary experiments on such species in under a month.

      At a slightly larger size, there are multicellular species with a 1- to 2-week reproductive cycle. Drosophila and Arabidopsis for example. You can do evolutionary experiments on them in a year or two. The literature is full of articles on the topic.

      The claim that evolution takes too long is simply incorrect. It may be true for large animals. But most scientific research is done with small, fast-living species, because everything works faster with them. Only when you want to apply results to the large, slow species (like us) do you finally do experiments with them. By then, of course, you usually have your theories pretty well worked out, except for the fine species-specific details.

      Also, the couple of centuries of evolutionary thought have provided us with innumerable real-life examples that happened before our eyes, in only a few of our generations. Antibiotic resistance, for instance.

      My favorite example is that, all over North America, dandelions have adapted to lawnmowers. They used to (and in wild areas still do) have flowers on tall stems to get above the competition to where pollinators can see them. In most urban areas, their flowers are now on short stems that are below most mower blades. Then, when as the seeds form, the stem elongates, and at the next mowing the mower helps distribute the seeds.

      You really can't argue that people intentionally selected dandelions for this behavior. It's "natural selection" at its finest (and funniest). A new "predator" appeared that preferably ate tall flowers. This produced selection pressure for short-stemmed flowers. But the fruit is still long-stemmed, because you want the predator to eat those.

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    280. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they believe it because of religion then their death helps clean the world of useless primitives, and they can console themselves as they die that de' be gwine up to Hebbin'.

    281. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Then there are the followers of the IPU (invisible Pink Unicorn).

      If google hits are any indication, the IPU has a much larger following (498,000) than the FSM (88,200). And she's a lot cuter (though invisible).

      There's gotta be a bunch of others ...

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    282. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

      hear, hear ;-)

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    283. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Zphbeeblbrox · · Score: 1
      It's not substantive because it's totally unrelated to the argument at hand. It's a logical fallacy. It is in fact a "straw man" argument: The existence or non existence of Pink Unicorns on mars has no relation to ID.
      My point was that just because you can't disprove something, it doesn't mean it isn't stupid to believe it.
      Again a "straw man" argument. For something to be classified as "stupid to believe in" it must have a "reason" for it to be stupid. Therefore you do indeed have to disprove something for it to be stupid to believe it. Now, perhaps you were intending to demonstrate that with evolution you have no "reason" or need to have ID. That perhaps would be true. Just as there is no reason or need for me to believe in Pink Unicorns on mars. That however does not prove that there are or are not Pink Unicorns on Mars. Neither does it prove that ID is not the mechanism for existence. Logic does have rules and you do have to follow them. You most definitely were not substantive. You were however humerous
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    284. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by tsioc · · Score: 1

      I'd like to think that if this DOES go to trial, that it would be a great opportunity to prove in court that astrology is merely superstition, and is NOT based on science.

    285. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by TommyPickles · · Score: 0

      That's because there's two distinct types of LDS devotees: Latter Day Saints and Latter Day Ain'ts. /no disrespect to John Safran

    286. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Zphbeeblbrox · · Score: 1

      Very Well:

      Prediction: No complete fossil lines delineating a full evolutionary climb crossing species lines will be found.
      Result: Verified up to this point

      Prediction: Evidence of Massive WorldWide catastrophe can be seen in the geological record.
      Result: Verified

      Prediction: Fossil record will show "recent" forms and "ancient forms" mixed together. Most forms present today will be present in most all strata including ancient strata.
      Result: Verified so far.

      Those are just some off the top of my head. They don't of course form definitive proof. They do however offer partial corroborating evidence of Creation. This is really not related to the argument either though. My only point is "don't call it crackpot just because it's not your personal belief.

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    287. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by KaiLoi · · Score: 1

      Yea.. except I didn't quote numbers. Because the numbers are meaningless. What is important is the content. Of the fist 3 pages of US lawsuit pages a lot of them were about frivolous lawsuits (some were what I would consider legit). However look at the actual pages.

      Most of the responses to "Dutch woman sues" are pages about people other than Dutch women suing and just happens to have the word "Dutch" on the same page.

      Now look at the content of the first page of results for "American woman sues", oh look most of them are about American Women or American people suing. For example this gem "Recording 'Ass.' of America Sues Dead Woman". That the kind of thing we see everywhere else in the world.

      My response stands to the other reply as well. I wasn't saying there were a lot of hits. But rather a lot of hits _WITH FRIVELOUS LAWSUIT CONTENT_ for the American search.

    288. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In defense of Texas education...
      I graduated from a Texas public high school a little over 20 years ago. The city I lived in, home to 3 Christian universities, is sometimes referred to as "The Buckle on the Bible Belt." Evolution was not the major focus of the biology curriculum, but it was certainly part of the curriculum. If I remember correctly, creationism was referred to very tangentially. It was not presented as a scientific theory.
      It is certainly possible to get a good scientific education in Texas schools.

    289. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by toomanyhandles · · Score: 1

      > Nope - but telling people in AIDS-stricken regions
      that using condoms is a sin... not so cool.


      It's OK, my understanding is that they made up for it by digging the Africans lots of shallow wells, causing huge population increases, but also guaranteeing that the wells would dry up during the next big drought and the people would have no way to water their increased numbers.

    290. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by GermanShorthair · · Score: 0

      You're right. Its a form of welfare and anyone who wants a few bucks can shoot for it. Re-distribution of wealth, because whoever has money doesn't really deserve it, ever. Right? I don't know. Year-round law suit wrangling has got to drive up end-user prices all over the board. I think insurance companies would be a good start. Health Insurance would be a great start.

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    291. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      Who says it isn't? There are plenty of feedback systems in nature.

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    292. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by e+r+i+k+0 · · Score: 1

      Speaking as a student at a high school in the Ysleta ISD in El Paso, TX, I believe I can offer evidence that there is at least one area in Texas where education is done right. Evolution is taught as scientific theory; creationism [ID?] is not mentioned at all. Most teachers simply state that evolutionism is the theory which they will present and students are free to have their own beliefs concerning the origin of life on Earth.

      That sort of tolerant viewpoint seems prominent throughout El Paso; it's a shame that, judging from the comments, it is not present in most of the other parts of Texas.

    293. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a fucking moron.

    294. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finite State Machines? I know Stephan Wolfram is pushing cellular automata, but I didn't think he was turning it into a religion...

    295. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Now look at the content of the first page of results for "American woman sues", oh look most of them are about American Women or American people suing. For example this gem "Recording 'Ass.' of America Sues Dead Woman". That the kind of thing we see everywhere else in the world.

      The first link lists a woman who's suing to get the medical records of the donor who's DNA she was wrongfully inseminated with. She, quite reasonably, wants to find out if her child faces any possible future medical problems.

      The second link is a completely made up article. It's parody.

      The third article has what I would consider a good reason for a lawsuit.

    296. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Not the other AC.)

      > Now, perhaps you were intending to demonstrate that with evolution you have no "reason" or need to have ID.

      Yay! You get it!

      > Neither does it prove that ID is not the mechanism for existence.

      Nothing proves that an intelligent designer isn't responsible for existence. It can't be disproven, which is why it isn't science, which is one reason why the less polite call it a crackpot theory. Another reason is because of some of its extremely vocal defenders. If you lived for 10 million years and watched every possible transitional form's birth that still wouldn't prove that god didn't guide the mutations subtly in puffs of biological chemistry, or by creating the universe with cosmological constants that were just right. God can be used to explain anything, which doesn't tell us much.

      You said in your original post that you "still can't get over people calling [you] a crackpot." Well, there was just one of many reasons. You will no doubt be unsatisfied with this or any other response, and likely take me to task about the proper use of logic, the definition of science, other sound theories that were once considered crackpottery, my misunderstanding of the current official ID position, and my condescending tone.

    297. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....this woman stands to gain $300 million....

      If the Russian court decides to award the full amount doesn't mean that she'll collect so much as one red cent. Since when does a Russian court have jurisdiction over anyone in the US?

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    298. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      Time will tell. I believe the truth about the Flying Spaghetti Monster has only recently been revealed, so the dust hasn't quite settled yet. Besides, nothing can beat the pirates vs. global warming graph.

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    299. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So, let's apply Occams Razor. Either there are people in this world who can 'speak to spirits', 'read minds', and have other paranormal powers (but choose to eke out a living reading palms instead of, say, getting the winnign lottery numbers). OR, there are people in this world who are frauds. Fakers. Con men.

      You've made a logical fallacy in your above statement. Your base assumption appears to revolve around the lack of psychics playing and winning the lottery. Ergo they must all be con artists. This assumption that all psychics can predict minutia about the future such as lottery numbers (or who wins the 'big game' and so on) is a fallacy. A strawman as it were, should we chose to apply labels.
    300. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Pete · · Score: 1
      Yes, exactly. Thank you for reading what I meant rather than what I wrote. :)

      Oh, and BTW: I think you meant "causal", not "casual". ;-)

    301. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Very good. You are correct, creation is not falsifiable and therefore not science. It is based on faith and backed up by evidence such as the fossil record.

      Now could you show how evolution is falsifiable? I mean properly, not just the common "Oh come on!". I think you'll be surprised.

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    302. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Trogre · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're thinking of Catholocism, which has certain areas of overlap with Christianity, but in no way is representative of it.

      Condoms do provide limited protection from HIV and a handful of the other dozens of STDs out there, but kind of like a hitman using lead-free bullets, they don't actually fix the problem.

      The real cause is a culture that encourages massive sexual promiscuity. Myths are perpetuated across the african continent such as the belief that shagging a virgin will cure a man of HIV, of course exacerbating the problem.

      That, my friends, is the sin.

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    303. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by dangitman · · Score: 1
      Which is more likely? Someone is going to force religion on you today or someone is going to try to enforce no religion at all or make a slam at them for being religious?

      What the heck? Most non-believers just want to be left alone, and in turn, leave the religious to do their thing, as long as it does not infringe on others' rights. But the evangelists, they come knocking on my door, in the mornings, on weekends, during dinner - to try and tell me that I'm a sinner and I need to find God. Specifically, that I can only find God through their particular sect.

      Religious people very rarely get criticized, even as they violently attack people like gays and doctors who perform abortions. Meanwhile, the irreligious get attacked and disenfranchised from the pinnacles of political and economic power.

      It certainly is batshit-crazy to think that 99% of religious talk is taking a slam at people for being religious. In fact, 99% of church sermons in the US will mention something about the evils of not believing in God and Salvation.

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    304. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      For example:
      A boomining voice from the sky saying "yes, I created the world" would work just fine.

      On a more serious note, it would be enough to present a _single_ species without a possible ancestor.

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    305. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by dangitman · · Score: 1
      I am sorry that your wife's car was vandalized. That was wrong. But that is not the action of Christians, regardless of what was written on the vehicle.

      They call themselves Christians, so why aren't they Christians? They most probably go to a Christian church, and their church hasn't kicked them out, so it appears that the mainstream of Christianity accepts such non-Christians among their faith.

      By your logic, no Christian can do anything bad, because someone who does something bad, no longer qualifies as a Christian. How convenient. You can call them Christians when it comes to boosting your numbers, or getting votes, but as soon as they do something bad, they aren't Christian again.

      Besides, this violates the fundamental principles of Christianity. Isn't a Christian just someone who accepts Jesus into their hearts? Aren't we all sinners? Any sinner can commit a crime and be forgiven. I didn't know sinning disqualified one from being a Christian.

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    306. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by dangitman · · Score: 1
      If you were to read the whole of the Bible from beginning to end and interpret everything you read within the context of that book (or collection of books, as it in fact is) you'd find that, if you're a Christian, persecuting others for any reason is simply not acceptable.

      Yes, it is frowned upon, but Christianity said we are all sinners, and Christ died for our sins. So, tell me how sinning disqualifies one from accepting Jesus into one's heart? Shit, you can be a murderer, and still repent and be a Christian.

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    307. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Gewis · · Score: 1

      Yes, you've got a good point.

      The magnitude of difference between the Mormon faith and protestant sects makes it really a class of its own and it really isn't fair to compare. However, several news stories and popular lore nowadays claim that the LDS Church is the fastest growing religion in the world (in terms of percentages), and that isn't true.

      Of course, that's only a small metric of success. The other organization and cohesiveness of the LDS Church are phenomenal.

    308. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by rufty_tufty · · Score: 1
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    309. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, if you think computer science is science, so is astrology.

      No. The difference between computer science and astrology is not that we understand why computers work but we don't understand why astrology works.

      The difference is that astrology doesn't work. If I type something into Notepad and save it, the computer actually does those things. If astrology tells me to bet on black the chances of black coming up is exactly the same as before.

      Science works. Astrology doesn't. That's the difference.

    310. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by rufty_tufty · · Score: 1

      By that argument isn't every human equally responsible for all the actions of all other humans? Why discriminate via religion, why not creed? Or Music preference? Some men rape so why shouldn't the male of the species clean out their own house first?

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    311. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ' You're thinking of Catholocism, which has certain areas of overlap with Christianity, but in no way is representative of it.'


      Are you aware of the fact that Catholicism is the dominant sect of Christianity?

      Check out these stats:
      Catholic Church: 1,050,000,000
      Orthodox Churches: 270,000,000
      Anglican Communion: 73,000,000
      Assemblies of God: 32,000,000
      Jehovah's Witnesses: 15,374,986
      Southern Baptist Convention: 15,000,000
      Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints: 11,721,548
      United Methodist Church: 11,708,887
      Seventh-day Adventist Church: 11,300,000
      Evangelical Lutheran Church in America: 5,500,000
      United Church of Canada: 3,000,000
      Presbyterian Church (U.S.A.): 2,560,201
      Churches of Christ: 2,000,000
      Syrian Orthodox Church ("Jacobite"): 2,000,000
      Salvation Army: 1,500,000
      American Baptist Churches in the U.S.A.: 1,455,855
      United Church of Christ: 1,377,320

      Catholicism is about as representative of Christianity as Windows is of installed desktop operating systems. If there was a court case, Catholicism would be declared to have a legal monopoly on Christianity: the share of Christians who are Catholics is that overwheming. And the "overlap?? It is 100%, as Catholicism is a subset of Christianity.

    312. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1
      No complete fossil lines delineating a full evolutionary climb crossing species lines will be found.

      One of many false arguments that ID supporters throw out. There will never be a complete fossil lineage for any creature because you would have to have tens of thousands of skeletal remains to show every permutation that occured. An impossibility.

      Instead, what you do have are fossils which show various steps along the way from one creature to the next. We know they are related, in the case of Rex and birds, because of the similarities in the skeletal structure. As I said previously, all it takes is one proof for a theory to be considered valid. That has been done.

      Besides, I don't hear anyone complaining about Einsteins theories of General or Special Relativity because they don't delineate every minutae of how things work.

      Evidence of Massive WorldWide catastrophe can be seen in the geological record.

      Yeah, so? What does that have to do with a supreme being? Meteroids (the term for a meteor still in space) slam into the Earth every day. Most are small dust particles but every so often a slightly larger one comes along. The really big one (or ones as is now being considered) comes along once every few million years.

      Remember a decade or so ago when a comet slammed into Jupiter? Stuff happens. Unless you're saying that your supreme being deliberately killed off most of the planets creatures so it could start with a clean slate.

      Fossil record will show "recent" forms and "ancient forms" mixed together. Most forms present today will be present in most all strata including ancient strata.

      I call bullshit. There has never been any such discovery of old and new forms being mixed together. If there has been such mixing it is only due to the incompetence of those doing the excavating. It is impossible, outside of an earthquake, for strata to be mixed. Next time you're out driving and the road has been cut through a hillside or mountain, take a look at the strata. Don't see any mixing, do you?

      Nothing you have said offers any proof any supreme being having a hand in the way creatures evolve. In fact, nothing you have said is even testable other than the last part which is patently false to being with.

      What it all comes down to is that ID is a crackpot theory along the lines of astrology, flat earth, the moon made of green cheese and lighting being the work a god (or gods if you follow Norse mythology). It is impossible to test for a supreme being. ID is not a theory and does not belong in the annals of science. Philosophy maybe but certainly not science.

      They don't of course form definitive proof. They do however offer partial corroborating evidence of Creation.

      No they don't. Nothing you've presented leads to that conclusion. You're just trying to make facts fit your theory when it should be the other way round. You make predictions and examine the evidence.

      My only point is "don't call it crackpot just because it's not your personal belief.

      This isn't about beliefs. It's about looking at the evidence and proving or disproving predictions. So far all the evidence leads to the conclusion that Darwin was correct.

      This nonsense reminds me of the scene in the movie 'Messenger: Joan of Arc' (played by Mila Jovovich) where Dustin Hoffman plays Joans conscience. When Joan talks about how her sword was a sign from God, Dustin asks her if she's sure because there are numerous ways for the sword to have gotten where it was (in the field).

      It could have fallen from a horsemans side as he rode through the area, two men could have fought with one losing his sword and dying, a man could have running through the area and to lessen his load tossed it aside. Dustin then says that that there is the possibility it could have been the inexplicable event of a man walking through and simply tossing the sword a

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    313. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Viking+Coder · · Score: 1

      Of course I'm thinking of Catholocism - we were talking about the Pope.

      As far as I'm aware, there's only one thing that would "fix the problem" of people having HIV - develop an early identification test for HIV, test everyone in the world repeatedly for decades, and kill every single person who tests positive.

      Either that or develop a cure or vaccine.

      One way is barbaric, the other way is science-fiction right now (unfortunately).

      Now that we're back to reality, the smartest thing to do is to be as responsible as possible - and telling people in an AIDS-stricken region that using condoms is a sin is completely irresponsible, to the point where I would like to see people who educate against condom use to be prosecuted for war crimes, for participating in biological warfare.

      Yes, it's a problem that myths are perpetuated - but I consider that to be a symptom, not a cause. Real education is needed, to try to change behavior. One simple behavioral change is to use a condom instead of having unprotected sex - by fighting that idea, and not offering a functioning alternative, the Catholic church is killing people.

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    314. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by terrymr · · Score: 1

      But what you're talking about here is variations in an existing organism that happen by killing the bulk of a population and leaving ones with certain traits intact. IE only short dandelions are left after you mow so when they breed you get more short dandelions.

      Where the Evolution vs Creation debate gets going is how one type of organism evolved into another one, how do you get from a single celled lifeform to a mammal, reptile, bird etc. When does cell-division stop working as a method of reproduction and how do more complex reproductive systems evolve at the same time as the complex organism require them ?

      Personally I don't really favor either position, neither is without huge problems.

    315. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by emAugust · · Score: 1

      While I think teaching literal creationism from the bible is a bit silly, With fairly strong concepts like irreducibly complex systems http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irreducible_complexit y , I don't see much harm in acknowledging Intelligent Design in the classroom and letting more than one world view into these childrens minds.

    316. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by aiabx · · Score: 1

      I see harm in acknowledging Intelligent Design. Because it is not testable or falsifiable, it is poor science, if it is science at all. You can call it religion, and teach it in religion class, or call it philosophy and teach it in philiosphy class and that's fine, but you can't call it science and it is wrong to teach it in science class.
      Irreducible Complexity is a weak argument. It rests entirely on the fallacy of arguing from incredulity: if I cannot understand the source of complexity, it cannot be understood by anyone ever, and must have a supernatural or metanatural explanation. But this just pushes the argument back a step. Who designed the designers? If they did not evolve naturally, eventually you end up facing divine creation.
      If we're interested in letting more than one world view into children's minds, does that mean we should also teach them that when you drop a rock, it falls because a magic ghost is pushing it? No. Among people who don't learn about science from the writings of Bronze Age sheepherders, evolution is a done deal. Teach your kids about differing world views in history class.
      -aiabx

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    317. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Phil+Karn · · Score: 1
      Why does beauty or complexity have to indicate the presence of a divine creator? Quite a lot of complexity has shown to arise naturally without intervention being necessary, provided a source of energy.

      Strictly speaking, it's not so much a source of energy that you need, but something whose entropy can increase to compensate for the decrease of entropy in the self-organizing complex system. In the case of the evolution of life on earth, that thing is the sun. Its increase in entropy far exceeds the decrease of entropy on earth represented by living things.

      We humans tend to define "energy" not as energy per se, but usable energy that can be used to decrease the entropy of some subsystem. We're surrounded by enormous amounts of energy in the form of ambient heat, e.g., in the oceans, but we can't use it without some sort of cold heatsink because of the second law of thermodynamics.

    318. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Trogre · · Score: 1

      As far as I'm aware, there's only one thing that would "fix the problem" of people having HIV - develop an early identification test for HIV, test everyone in the world repeatedly for decades, and kill every single person who tests positive.

      Either that or develop a cure or vaccine.


      Or a humane and workable solution: encourage a culture that does not promote sexual promiscuity.

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    319. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by Viking+Coder · · Score: 1

      Or a humane and workable solution: encourage a culture that does not promote sexual promiscuity.

      Sure. Fine. Let's start by doing the most effective, realistic things possible, first. As those prove effective, we can work towards better and better solutions.

      Starting by condemning the use of condoms is reprehensible.

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    320. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      So, if I change a star's position or destroy it, this might change my future?
      Interesting! I might just decide blow up a planet or two, next time my horoscope tells me about Saturn's bad influence on my health or something like that...


      Little known fact:

      On that fateful day, Grand Moff Tarkin's horoscope said "You will meet a beautiful and mysterious stranger."

      But then he went and screwed it up, and now he's dead.

      Phuck Not with the powers of the universe!!!

    321. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by scottv67 · · Score: 1

      So, if I change a star's position or destroy it, this might change my future?

      I take it you've never seen "Star Trek Generations"?

      That's pretty much the main plot in that movie: Blow up stars and planets in order to alter a person's future (Dr. Soran's future).

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111280/

    322. Re:The Russian court has got see reason, here. by scottv67 · · Score: 1

      A /. discussion on astrology and none of the mods bothered to donate a "+1, Funny" to a joke about "Uranus"?

      C'mon! C'mon!! :^)

  3. Somebody needs to step out of the middle ages... by afd8856 · · Score: 2

    Although I'm an east european myself, I hate "irrational beliefs", especially when they lead to ridiculous lawsuits.

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  4. How good an astrologer is she? by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 5, Funny
    "She earlier told the paper that the experiment would "deform her horoscope."

    Oh, and she didn't see this coming?

    1. Re:How good an astrologer is she? by garcia · · Score: 1

      Obviously she knows she will win ;)

    2. Re:How good an astrologer is she? by orange+haired+boy · · Score: 1

      Precisely. I can just imagine the debates now. Problem is that if her life does go to hell, she will blame NASA, everyone else will blame self-fulfilling prophecy. If you believe your life will go to hell, then you will find a way to make it happen. I personally think this is rediculous. I refuse to let my fate be decided by astral bodies...even though I'm a pisces.

    3. Re:How good an astrologer is she? by xystren · · Score: 2, Funny

      And how do we know it wasn't the "will of the universe" to have a probe smashed into this particular comment.

      Then again, how do we know it's not the will of the universe for her to open up some Pandoras Box of silly lawsuits?

      Then again, how do we know it's not the will of the universe to have Pandoras Box opened to have silly lawsuits run rampant?


      Then again.... DAMN!!! I'm trying to get to a:
      .....
      PROFIT!

      DAMN DAMN! Maybe I should have been a lawyer. -+[shaking head]+-

      Xyst

    4. Re:How good an astrologer is she? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      And how do we know it wasn't the "will of the universe" to have a probe smashed into this particular comment. - I hope that probe smashing into that "comment" did not impact you in any way? We don't really need more lawsuits, we have enough already ;)

    5. Re:How good an astrologer is she? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the next step: NASA will just say that the stars told them to do it.

    6. Re:How good an astrologer is she? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it was to divert something that would crash on Earth, like in the movie Armageddon, that would certainly change her Horoscope.

    7. Re:How good an astrologer is she? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She can restore her deformed horoscope by using a silver ladle to dip manure from a large barrel into a small bucket repeatedly. I'm speaking from experience here.

    8. Re:How good an astrologer is she? by Rolgar · · Score: 1

      Ah, the old, let (insert deity's name here) protect himself. i.e. If the stars (or whatever hides the meaning found within astrology) didn't want the little guy bashed, it/she/he probably could have made the little probe miss the comet. That said, maybe there's some super advanced space civilizations that have been moving stars around, throwing off her predictions all this time?

    9. Re:How good an astrologer is she? by xystren · · Score: 1

      BAH! I guess that's what happens when you try to comet a comment.

      Please note the sarcasim

    10. Re:How good an astrologer is she? by HD+Webdev · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, and she didn't see this coming?

      Of course not.

      Slashdot has much better mediums than she is.

      For instance, I'm currently visualizing a duplicate of this story coming in the near future.

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    11. Re:How good an astrologer is she? by star_aas · · Score: 1

      >"She earlier told the paper that the experiment would "deform her horoscope." >> Oh, and she didn't see this coming? Obviously she did and saw the chance to make money off a lawsuit.

  5. That's not the only lawsuit by arc.light · · Score: 4, Funny

    It appears the inhabitants of Tempel-1 are lawsuit-happy as well.

    1. Re:That's not the only lawsuit by Barryke · · Score: 1

      looks like her horroscope now has a stamp on it saying "1 et Prcpui 50 n 1 abrat 05135"

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  6. We need a price by inu_maru · · Score: 2

    for the most moronic suit of the week

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    1. Re:We need a price by fitten · · Score: 1

      a "prize" or a "price"?

    2. Re:We need a price by brouski · · Score: 1

      You probably meant to say "prize", but I think "price" works too in this case. That will take care of some of these worthless lawsuits.

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  7. NASA's next probe by dave-tx · · Score: 5, Funny
    NASA's reply to Marina Bai: "Would you be happier if our next probe was smashed into Uranus?"

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    >> "What would the robut do? Frame someone!"

    1. Re:NASA's next probe by PhilHibbs · · Score: 2, Funny

      They're going to name it "Urectum" to avoid all the silly jokes.

    2. Re:NASA's next probe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      FRY: This is a great, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus. Heh heh.
      LEELA: I don't get it.
      PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
      FRY: Oh. What's it called now?
      PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Urectum.

    3. Re:NASA's next probe by donleyp · · Score: 1

      What an ass.

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    4. Re:NASA's next probe by GeneralHorel · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Go back to your porn sites and stop posting on /.

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    5. Re:NASA's next probe by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

      They're going to name it "Urectum" to avoid all the silly jokes.

      Oh, you must have been have been at my 3rd grade Show&Tell where I told my 'I saw a dog get hit by a a car and it ran over his asshole' story.

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    6. Re:NASA's next probe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I want them to throw a probe at one of the stars I recently bought and
      named.
      If a comet is worth $300 million, and it's not even her property, surely a star that I own an interest in is worth a cool billion.

    7. Re:NASA's next probe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, dude, that didn't even make any sense.

  8. Lets fire lawyers at the rock next time? by cliffski · · Score: 0, Troll

    Seriously, without the huge surplus lawyer-mountain in the US, crazy shit like this wouldnt be an option. Why fire a perfectly good space probe at a comet when we could propel a bunch of lawyers instead, preferably shackled to their brain-dead clients.
    I think US judges should be given encouragement to laugh in the faces of morons who bring court cases like this, and to charge them costs big time to put them off pulling such pathetic stunts.

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    1. Re:Lets fire lawyers at the rock next time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Careful, man. The rest of the universe would see that for what it is- the Earthlings firing weapons of mass litigation out into free space.

      Such barbaric acts of open hostility would not be tolerated by the Universal Counsel. The Arashongon battle fleet would surely arrive to pulverize the Earth in short order!

    2. Re:Lets fire lawyers at the rock next time? by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 2, Funny
      What do you call shooting 100 lawyers at a comet from a space probe?
      A good start.

      The best thing about Lwayer jokes? Easily adaptable to any circumstance;-)

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    3. Re:Lets fire lawyers at the rock next time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhh... right... because eliminating lawyers from the US will cut down on the number of crazy Russians filing lawsuits in Russian courts (overseen by Russian judges) using Russian lawyers.

    4. Re:Lets fire lawyers at the rock next time? by LnxAddct · · Score: 1

      Thats all great and what not...I agree with everything, but this is in Russia which simply means that those lawyers have learned to swim and spread across the continents. (..has a flashback to the scene in land of the dead where the zombies learn they can go in water).
      Regards,
      Steve

    5. Re:Lets fire lawyers at the rock next time? by Nytewynd · · Score: 1

      It's not the lawyers coming up with these lawsuits. I doubt many respectable lawyers would take this case. If anything, there might be a whacked-out lawyer that happens to believe in astrology that will take it on. We'd be way better off firing anyone who believes in astrology into space. Heck, they might even be happier. Instead of fantasizing about their comets, they can ride around on them.

      US Judges will laugh this right out of court if they accept the suit at all. There is a hefty fine for filing frivolous suits. Clearly, the woman astrologer is delusional, and the court would benefit by putting her in a psych ward.

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    6. Re:Lets fire lawyers at the rock next time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think US judges should be given encouragement to laugh in the faces of morons who bring court cases like this, and to charge them costs big time to put them off pulling such pathetic stunts.

      you miss the important irony in this...

      all US judges were .... wait for it..... Lawyers.

      if you think that any judge would go against the money machine that got them where they are then you are very silly.

      Judges are no more "honarable" than a lawyer, becaus ethey were lawyers. and THIS is one of the biggest problems in the American justice system

    7. Re:Lets fire lawyers at the rock next time? by rtaylor · · Score: 1

      Lawyers aren't pure enough to prevent contamination of the comet, and that's assuming you can find some dense enough to break it apart in the first place.

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    8. Re:Lets fire lawyers at the rock next time? by wildzer0 · · Score: 1

      Well, sadly we can't do that because their organic compounds would spoil the result ;) The impactor is made primarily of copper (49%) as opposed to aluminum (24%) because it minimizes corruption of spectral emission lines that are used to analyze the nucleus.

    9. Re:Lets fire lawyers at the rock next time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was with you until you said "in the US." Obviously both you and whoever moderated this up didn't RTFA and realize that this isn't a US lawyer or a US court, yet somehow this turns into some "the US is the problem" slashdot rant.

    10. Re:Lets fire lawyers at the rock next time? by FauxPasIII · · Score: 1

      > I think US judges should be given encouragement to laugh in the faces of morons who bring court cases
      > like this, and to charge them costs big time to put them off pulling such pathetic stunts.

      -nod- Agreed. This is almost precisely what John Kerry's tort reform plan consisted of; blocking
      nonsense like this before it gets out of grand jury, and fining the attorneys who filed it.

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    11. Re:Lets fire lawyers at the rock next time? by Zordak · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Hold on there, cowboy. If you're going to post idiotic rants, at least be sure to toss in an inane "W is dumb-leyou" rant and blame the MPAA somehow. Sure, maybe you got lucky this time, but not every moronic brain fart gets "+5, Insightful" without those two essential elements.
      Seriously, without the huge surplus lawyer-mountain in the US, crazy shit like this wouldnt be an option.
      In an open court system, any moron can file a suit against anybody for anything. The story did not say that the Russian (did we miss that tiny detail in our rush to post "Insightful" word vomit about how lawyers are teh 5uX0r?) court had granted the lady summary judgment or anything. It just said that she filed it. If you really want to see how easy it is, go down to your local court house and file an action against the ABA and its Russian equivalent, and in your "Prayer for Relief," ask the judge to shoot all of the lawyers at a Comet. If you pay the fee, you are free to file your stupid, frivolous lawsuit (and maybe it will even make Slashdot). It will be dismissed and...
      I think US judges should be given encouragement to laugh in the faces of morons who bring court cases like this, and to charge them costs big time to put them off pulling such pathetic stunts.
      ...there's a good chance you will be fined under Rule 11 of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure or a state equivalent (depending on where you file). Speaking of pathetic, could we call it slightly pathetic that you are, in response to a Russian lawsuit, angrily crying for U.S. judges to have a power that they already have and exercise? Honestly, can people not even be bothered to read the one-paragraph summary anymore?
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    12. Re:Lets fire lawyers at the rock next time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The parent's a troll, but it's a popular troll so I'm happy to respond.

      Yes, lawyers are the problem. The lawyers do not serve individuals, who have their own just plans and ambitions or unjust schemes and greed; instead, the lawyers create the problems.

      Just think of what a glorious world it would be without lawyers. *sigh*

      I myself would look forward to blasting a few holes in that damned neighbor kid who keeps trespassing on my lawn.

      Cheers to a lawyer free world!

    13. Re:Lets fire lawyers at the rock next time? by kevmo · · Score: 1

      ask the judge to shoot all of the lawyers at a Comet

      I don't know why, but I was uncontrollably laughing when I read this. Just something about the thought of standing up in a courtroom and asking for damages amounting to firing off a battery of lawyers at a comet is really funny.

    14. Re:Lets fire lawyers at the rock next time? by Itanshi · · Score: 1

      uh people always mix this up, must be some typo or something. Tort reform is not needed in this country, heck in Indiana alone we have a stronger tort reform than the one Bush proposed. Makes me think, hmm. *thinks* maybe Tort Reform is a distraction from a high cost and highly profitable mismanagaed health care and insurance system/s?

    15. Re:Lets fire lawyers at the rock next time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your mommy didn't tell you where judges come from. Did she? Let me explain it to you. Lawyers are caterpillars. Judges are butterflies.

    16. Re:Lets fire lawyers at the rock next time? by cliffski · · Score: 1

      someone needs a sense of humour methinks.

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    17. Re:Lets fire lawyers at the rock next time? by cliffski · · Score: 1

      who on earth RTFA? you must be new here.

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    18. Re:Lets fire lawyers at the rock next time? by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

      Seriously, without the huge surplus lawyer-mountain in the US, crazy shit like this wouldnt be an option. Why fire a perfectly good space probe at a comet when we could propel a bunch of lawyers instead, preferably shackled to their brain-dead clients.

      Shh, we've almost finished the next space vehicle Golgafrincham Ark B.

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    19. Re:Lets fire lawyers at the rock next time? by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

      Judges are no more "honarable" than a lawyer, becaus ethey were lawyers. and THIS is one of the biggest problems in the American justice system

      Yes, it's a small gene puddle.

      I had a case where my attorneys laid out how things would work and how it could be fixed.

      They said that since all Judges were lawyers, and all lawyers when to school and partied/golfed/etc... together, they have a lot of 'friend' ties and all that I needed to do was to come of with the cash to pay person X who is a school buddy of Judge Y and shazam, I win since the suing plaintiff is not paying his attorney unless he wins.

      And yes, I (deservedly) won but it still cost me a nice chunk of change to assure a victory.

      I feel sorry for the people who don't understand or cannot afford to PAY for justice.

      It also left a bad taste in my mouth that I could have crushed a person with a valid claim against me for the same amount of $$$.

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    20. Re:Lets fire lawyers at the rock next time? by cliffski · · Score: 1

      i take it back, apparently you aim to go to law school, enough said.

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  9. Waaa. by say__10 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wish NASA would be as cynical as I am in their response. "Are you going to cry about it?" Then proceed to blow chunks out of 10 or 15 more comets, to show them who is boss.

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    1. Re:Waaa. by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 0

      Well, I have heard two interesting comments on this whole comet-smashing business:

      One was yesterday on EuroNews (the European CNN): an shy-looking astronomer was interviewed and she said something to the effect of "you know, that experiment is sort of interesting, but we regret this "american buckaroo-style" (sic) way of doing space research, as a probe that could land and latch on the comet, then drill and study things would have done a better job for not much more money."

      The other comment I've heard, from a friend who studies all kinds of space things, is that he hoped NASA picked their comet-target right, because they probably changed its trajectory in minute ways, and it could come back to haunt us if it happens to be cyclical with a very long period, and NASA didn't know about it, and it came back with something that looks like a collision course in the future.

      So, I don't know personally I hope NASA doesn't go about blowing 10 or 15 more comets "to show who's boss". And on a personal side, I'd tend to agree with the astronomer's point of view and I believe more gentle probing should be developed, and I hope astronomers don't get into the habit of smashing things up to study what they want, because it's just not elegant. This said, if the experiment works, good for them and great for science.

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    2. Re:Waaa. by karnal · · Score: 1

      ...and I believe more gentle probing should be developed,

      You know, sometimes the comet just likes it rough. What can I say!

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    3. Re:Waaa. by Xzzy · · Score: 1

      I think a large part of the justification for the comet bullet this time around is that no one knew what the physical construction of the comet would be like.

      What if the area a probe landed on was a meter deep pile of dust? Oops, we just spent $300 million to make a snow angel. What if it was rock solid? Oops, $300 million to bounce a robot off a cosmic ping pong table.

      A heavy projectile is immune to problems like that, giving the highest probability of useful information being collected.

    4. Re:Waaa. by barawn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      an shy-looking astronomer was interviewed and she said something to the effect of "you know, that experiment is sort of interesting, but we regret this "american buckaroo-style" (sic) way of doing space research, as a probe that could land and latch on the comet, then drill and study things would have done a better job for not much more money."

      Sorry. If that's what she honestly said (and meant), she's a loony.

      1: It's not easy to land on a comet or asteroid. The gravity's quite weak, and not regular either. Especially as you don't know the composition or internal structure.

      2: It's not like the comet was going to stay pristine. Comets travel through very harsh environments. It's unlikely that if we went back to Tempel I on its next orbit that we'd see the same surface features. There's no "preservation" really needed.

      3: The impactor created an explosion equivalent to about 5 tons of TNT. That would've taken a lot of drilling, and it still would've only given localized information.

      4: Finally, and most importantly, it's simply ludicrous to believe that this mission could've been replaced with one with a controlled, long duration landing probe for nearly equivalent money. We know very little about the surface of a comet. It's entirely possible had we tried to design a lander, we would've sent it there and then said "well, um, we found out all of its instruments are useless on comets!"

      The other comment I've heard, from a friend who studies all kinds of space things, is that he hoped NASA picked their comet-target right, because they probably changed its trajectory in minute ways

      Do the math. Any change in its orbit is unmeasurable. Comets are still very big - Tempel 1 is in the 10^13 kg range. The impactor was 370 kg. Relative velocity was 10 km/s. That means you're talking about a delta-V in the neighborhood of a tenth of a micron per second.

      It's just completely and totally pointless.

    5. Re:Waaa. by PW2 · · Score: 1

      I wonder if it's possible to catch up to and land on a comment -- even if it is possible, they need to start somewhere and I'm happy that they had success with this experiment

      It is nice to see that NASA is making something happen

      It's too bad more people didn't take this approach to science.

    6. Re:Waaa. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My god, that shy-looking astronomer and your friend who studies all kids of space things are fucking morons.

      And you are too for taking either of them seriously.

      Shut up.

    7. Re:Waaa. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just passing by and thought i'd comment to the fact that the article previous about the actual mission stated the existence of craters in the realm of a mile in diameter. and seeing as this was expected to create a crater from the size of a arena to a house. seems like a different scale we're talking about. I have to agree with the above statement about the math as well altho i won't spend the time to check it.

    8. Re:Waaa. by panic_smooth · · Score: 1
      ... it could come back to haunt us if it happens to be cyclical with a very long period, and NASA didn't know about it, and it came back with something that looks like a collision course in the future.

      then the lawsuits start, particularly if it lands in the USA. frankly i'm surprised that no other group of new-agers beat the russkies to it. and the lawyers too - would give a whole different dimension to "ambulance-chasing" though.

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    9. Re:Waaa. by Alpha_Traveller · · Score: 1

      I think you're on to something. What if one of these comets isn't what you think it is? Is sending an explosive device flying towards it's surface with the purpose of blowing a hole in it to see what's inside a good idea?

      What if there are people/beings or space-gods inside? Or Daleks?

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    10. Re:Waaa. by Specks · · Score: 1
      because it's just not elegant.


      The Universe is not eligant. It may be orderly or majestic but it certainly doesn't treat its elements delicately. The article says that the comet has impact marks on it so we're not the only thing that hit it.
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    11. Re:Waaa. by Kookus · · Score: 0

      or maybe it was made of naquadria and we almost blew ourselves up!

    12. Re:Waaa. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The other comment I've heard, from a friend who studies all kinds of space things, is that he hoped NASA picked their comet-target right, because they probably changed its trajectory in minute ways, and it could come back to haunt us if it happens to be cyclical with a very long period, and NASA didn't know about it, and it came back with something that looks like a collision course in the future.

      Although, if they didn't know the long term trajectory of the comet, it's as equally likely that the comet *was* on a collision course, and this NASA experiment just saved our great^6 grandchildren's a**es.

    13. Re:Waaa. by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      What if there are people/beings or space-gods inside? Or Daleks?

      Maybe we can apologize?

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    14. Re:Waaa. by AntonyBartlett · · Score: 1

      I've sometimes wondered if you could trigger some kind of butterfly-effect by interfering with a (solar) system that might look anarchic, but has actually had several billion years to settle down into some kind of inscrutable relative-equilibrum... but I have to say I don't think it's very likely.

    15. Re:Waaa. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      comets smash into the earth and the moon (and other comets) all the time. are you going to bitch and moan about that? elegant? what in the fuck are you talking about?! in the name of jesus, (allah, buddha, etc etc) it's a pile of rocks! if you're going to complain about exploding rocks and dirt then at least do something useful like complain about atomic weapon testing... at least something that doesn't make you look like a complete asshat.

      of course, as we all know, americans are just arrogant cock-sure cowboys with too much time on their hands...

      i can't believe this idiot without a brain was modded up +4. there must be a ton of american haters on here.

    16. Re:Waaa. by Darth+Daver · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow! Those are two of the most ignorant comments I have heard, and you actually ended up defending both of them.

      The first is typical of American-bashing that comes from mindless, spineless Euro-snobs. Everything done by Americans is bad. This comet is 83 million miles away and travelling at an enormous velocity, but this anonymous super-genius could land a gentle probe on it "for not much more money". That explains the stunningly successful European mission that did just that.

      The second comment from your friend who studies these things seems at odds with the endless comments about how we lack the technology to prevent a comet or asteroid from colliding with the Earth. The largest atomic weapons could not budge an asteroid in time, we are told. It is already too late for us, and yet, this rather insignificant probe can alter the course of this comet enough to cause a collision over such vast distances. In that case, why don't we launch another probe or two to swat it away?

      Then you were modded up as informative by the same nitwit teenagers who endlessly bash organized religion, with enough bile to fill the Pacific ocean.

      I'm going to sue this Russian bimbo for $300 million for causing me such morale outrage.

    17. Re:Waaa. by barawn · · Score: 1

      I've sometimes wondered if you could trigger some kind of butterfly-effect by interfering with a (solar) system that might look anarchic, but has actually had several billion years to settle down into some kind of inscrutable relative-equilibrum... but I have to say I don't think it's very likely.

      The solar system definitely is not in equilibrium. The fact that Shoemaker-Levy 9 smashed into Jupiter should send that point home quite dramatically. If not, then Saturn's rings, the moons of Mars and (I think) Triton should also, as they're all unstable and slowly decaying.

      Or you could just look at the Earth-Moon system - the Earth is slowing down its rotation, and the Moon is moving farther out.

      But even if it was: when you say "equilibrium", what you really mean is "stable equilibrium". If the system's truly stable, then a small perturbation will merely cause the system to oscillate a little and return to its original state. So this wouldn't've done anything except cause a miniscule oscillation.

      But, as I said before, the Solar System is definitely not in equilibrium - at least not when it comes to orbits.

      In fact, though, its current situation is worse: you don't expect a 'butterfly effect' from a system in equilibrium. Systems in equilibrium just oscillate. You expect one from a chaotic system out of equilibrium, which is what we have.

      In such a system, what you have to ask is "is the perturbation that we're creating on the system significant compared to the other perturbations that already exist?" and the answer to that is most definitely no. Jupiter is the largest disturber of cometary orbits, and the perturbation that Deep Impact caused is about 10 billion times weaker than its last passage near Jupiter.

      But in any case, even though the system is (somewhat) chaotic, we can still determine how much we perturbed Tempel 1 with that impact. The answer is "not at all". So if Tempel 1 was previously predicted to hit Earth, it would still hit Earth. If Tempel 1 was previously predicted to miss Earth, it would still miss Earth. Hint: it's the latter.

    18. Re:Waaa. by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      I think he was referring to another solar system, not ours.

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    19. Re:Waaa. by Phil+Karn · · Score: 2, Informative
      That astronomer really ought to learn some orbital mechanics. The closing speed between the comet and the Deep Impact probe was about 10 km/sec. Soft landing the probe on the comet would have required an equal amount of delta-V from a rocket engine to match the comet's velocity. 10 km/sec is roughly earth escape velocity, so we're talking about a landing rocket roughly equal in size to the one that launched it from earth!

      Comets tend to have oddball orbits, often highly inclined to the ecliptic, that can make them very hard to reach because of the required delta-V. Tempel's inclination is only 10 degrees, which is probably one of the reasons it was chosen for this mission.

      In any event, it's far easier and cheaper to crash into a given celestial body than it is to rendezvous and land on it. And in this case, an impact was highly desirable since it represented an easy way to expose and study the material deep below the surface.

      Robotic exploration of objects in the solar system generally follows a pattern of first flying by an object, then "hard" landings (impacts that destroy the spacecraft), then orbiting it, and then landing on it. That's exactly how the moon was explored; I'm old enough to remember the Ranger series of spacecraft that hit the moon in the mid 1960s, leading the way to Lunar Orbiter, Surveyor (robotic soft landings) and eventually Apollo.

      If the body has an atmosphere, then air drag (heatshields and parachutes) can be used to convert a hard landing into a soft one, but the moon, comets and asteroids don't have atmospheres.

      I expect somebody someday will figure out the intricate gravity assists that would be required to rendezvous with a carefully chosen comet and match its velocity. But you have to crawl before you can walk, and Deep Impact did an excellent job of that. Remember also that Deep Impact is a Discovery mission, which means it has to make the most of every dollar spent. It very clearly did that too.

    20. Re:Waaa. by mirwor · · Score: 1

      It's not easy to land on a comet or asteroid. The gravity's quite weak, and not regular either. Especially as you don't know the composition or internal structure.

      Europe will try it with its Rosetta spacecraft. It will arrive in the year 2014.
      http://www.esa.int/SPECIALS/Rosetta/SEMYMF374OD_0. html

    21. Re:Waaa. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The closing speed between the comet and the Deep Impact probe was about 10 km/sec. Soft landing the probe on the comet would have required an equal amount of delta-V from a rocket engine to match the comet's velocity. 10 km/sec is roughly earth escape velocity, so we're talking about a landing rocket roughly equal in size to the one that launched it from earth!

      Sounds like you need to learn about "orbital mechanics" too, actually. When leaving Earth, you need big rockets to achieve 10km/s *to escape from the bottom of a big gravity well*. Once in orbit, the probe can use the slingshot effect and gain additional speed while leaving Earth orbit. Then, once en route, no more gravity well to escape, the probe can use a small motor to accelerate slowly to match the comet's velocity. Such a small drive has been used before.

      Please go back to school before opening your piehole...

    22. Re:Waaa. by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

      but we regret this "american buckaroo-style" (sic) way of doing space research

      That's a correct term amd the equivalent of 'american cowboy style' and how we're viewed on much of this planet.

      I only know this because of a) The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension is one of my favorite cult classics, and b) all these damned Firefox plug-ins that save me from actually having to think very often.

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    23. Re:Waaa. by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Do the math. Any change in its orbit is unmeasurable. Comets are still very big - Tempel 1 is in the 10^13 kg range. The impactor was 370 kg. Relative velocity was 10 km/s. That means you're talking about a delta-V in the neighborhood of a tenth of a micron per second.

      Futhermore, assuming you did actually create a measurable dV, that was significant compared to all the dVs that it recieves when it passes through the Asteroid belt a couple of times on each pass through the Solar System, the dV that it got would cause a random deviation. There are many more chances that it would be AWAY from Earth than toward it.

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    24. Re:Waaa. by Phil+Karn · · Score: 1
      Sounds like you could learn some orbital mechanics too. A delta V of 10 km/sec is still a delta V of 10 km/sec whether you do it quickly with a large engine or slowly with a small engine.

      Yes, an ion drive can produce considerably more delta-V than a chemical rocket with the same propellant mass, but 10 km/sec is still a lot of delta V even for an ion rocket. According to the article you cited, Deep Space 1's ion engine produced a total delta-V of only about 3 km/sec over its entire firing time of about a year and a half. Ion engines have *very* small thrusts and require a great deal of power, so missions take much planning and much time to execute.

      Let me guess: you picked up the term "slingshot effect" from watching Star Trek IV, no? And you've been looking for your chance to use it until now, right?

      The proper term is "gravity assist maneuver", and a moving, massive body like a planet is required. Unlike Star Trek, the sun cannot be used for maneuvers within the solar system as it does not move relative to the solar system. Planning these things is extremely complex, and flying them can also take many years. Because of Mercury's very high orbital velocity, the Messenger probe to orbit that planet will require one Earth flyby, two Venus flybys and three Mercury flybys before it can finally approach Mercury with a small enough relative velocity to be able to enter orbit with the available fuel. The whole thing will take 6 1/2 years, while just crashing a probe into Mercury (or flying by it, as was done by Mariner 10 in the 1970s) could be done in a matter of months.

    25. Re:Waaa. by alien-alien · · Score: 1

      To compute the change in trajectory, you'll need to take into account the effect of all that stuff that's now spewing out of the comet which has turned into a mini rocket motor.

      Could be a new way to steer an asteroid... make a shaped hole to its volatile core early enough (perhaps seed it with some extra chemicals) and, over time you can change its course so it misses the earth.

      First, though, you need to establish what's inside the thing so you can make the right kind of hole and insert the right kind of stuff (a catalyst perhaps).

      I'm sure NASA wanted to change this lady's future (possibly mankind's). If this research leads to a practical mechanism for steering certain types of big space rocks, we may just prevent the next extinction event.

      GO NASA GO

    26. Re:Waaa. by barawn · · Score: 1

      To compute the change in trajectory, you'll need to take into account the effect of all that stuff that's now spewing out of the comet which has turned into a mini rocket motor.

      The only way that would be true is if the contents of the comet were under pressure to begin with, which it isn't.

      There's nothing spewing out of the comet. The material that came out of the comet is merely the ejecta from the impact. Conservation of energy and momentum says that the effect of the ejecta from the impact has to be less than the effect of all of the impactor's momentum going into the comet.

    27. Re:Waaa. by alien-alien · · Score: 1

      Unless, (a) the stuff coming out is under pressure (b) the stuff coming out is "burning" and giving off chemical energy (c) the stuff coming out can be made to take part in a chemical reaction (d) the stuff is volatile enough that warming it with (say) sunlight, causes it to expand sufficiently to exit the rock at speed etc. etc. etc. I'd like to see a spectrum and Doppler of the stuff coming off before I'd give up on what it can be made to do.

      Sure it's a long shot but lots of discoveries are made when scientists and experimenters play with their toys.

    28. Re:Waaa. by barawn · · Score: 1

      (a) the stuff coming out is under pressure

      That's what I said before. This is unlikely, as the comet wasn't pristine before. It was already pocked with craters. It's extremely unlikely that a comet could survive like that, especially as its proximity to the Sun (and the existence of its tails) implies that anything under pressure would likely burst.

      (b) the stuff coming out is "burning" and giving off chemical energy

      No. Think about that for a moment. That would impart momentum to the ejecta, not to the comet. You'd then further have to assume that the ejecta is pushing back on the comet to reimpart some of that momentum on the comet. That's going to be tiny compared to the original impact.

      No oxygen, anyway.

      (c) the stuff coming out can be made to take part in a chemical reaction

      See above. Won't impart momentum to the comet.

      d) the stuff is volatile enough that warming it with (say) sunlight, causes it to expand sufficiently to exit the rock at speed etc. etc. etc.

      See above. I guess you could make the claim that the impactor made enough of an impact to cut away to a more volatile layer that boiled off into space in sunlight, but that, again, would be a tiny, tiny fraction of the momentum imparted by the impactor. This is exceptionally unlikely, because the comet would have to have a thin layer of nonvolatile material, and then a lot of volatile material. See the "under pressure" argument.

    29. Re:Waaa. by ringman8567 · · Score: 1

      Hold back on those gravity assists. They change planetary orbits. I'll sue.

    30. Re:Waaa. by Phil+Karn · · Score: 1

      You're not the first to realize this. Back during one of the JPL missions that used gravity assist, someone (a science reporter, I think) jokingly created a environmental "organization" he called SAME (Save the Angular Momentum of the Earth). I think it was the Galileo mission, as that was the first big-time mission to use the earth in a gravity assist maneuver.

  10. dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dupe!!!!

  11. She should have been able to predict it by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Fucking moron astrologers.

    I predict she will lose!

    Don't claim to tell me my future when you can't even tell me what I had for breakfast. Wanna really impress me? Buy the winning lottery ticket. Over. And Over. And Over.

    1. Re:She should have been able to predict it by nosaj72 · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should go visit this one.

    2. Re:She should have been able to predict it by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      We've had that happen up here too. While the odds are high for any one individual, over time its bound to happen.

      Its like that old question: If I flip a coin 5 times and it comes up heads each time, what are the odds that the 6th flip will also be heads? The answer is still 50-50.

      Or, given 30 kids in a classroom, what are the odds that 2 will share the same birthday? Most people think 30/365, when in fact the odds are very high.

    3. Re:She should have been able to predict it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      even a broken clock is right twice a day.

      ie. you do something enough, that outcome is bound to happen.

      and if enough people do something, xyz outcome will eventually occur.

    4. Re:She should have been able to predict it by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      There's money in exploting probability.

      Like the medium act that starts out with "Is there a john, or maybe a jane here. I'm picking up a J". And then someone shouts "I'm Jacob".

      And people are staggered at the mediums powers (odds of at least one person in the audience having a name starting with "J"?).

    5. Re:She should have been able to predict it by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Yeah, we had one "medium" up here, claimed she could predict the future, all that shit.

      Along came the "storm of the century" - the Ice Storm.

      So picture this: Front door opens, her little rat-on-a-rope yappy little shit dog runs out, hits the ice-crusted front lawn, and can't stop sliding into the street - just as the city snow-blower comes along and SWPPPTT!!! - shredded dog chunks blown onto the front lawn.

      Of course, she DOESN'T EVEN NOTICE IT! So much for these awesome powers of observation. Relatives scoop up the remains and hide them. To this day she doesn't know where her dog went.

    6. Re:She should have been able to predict it by FLAGGR · · Score: 1

      That's not the same as winning the lottery over and over and over. Your assuming that they've already gotten heads on 5 trials, and the odds of that happening is 3.1%, and the odds of getting 6 in a row is 1.6%. Sure, that individual sixth coin flip is a 50/50 chance, but taken as a whole, odds are your not going to get to the sixth flip.

    7. Re:She should have been able to predict it by ComputerSlicer23 · · Score: 1
      For those who need that explained, it's easier to express when all of the kids don't have the same birthday and subtract from one:

      The number of ways a set of kids can have different birthdays is: (365 * 364 * ... 336 ) / (365)^30

      You want the opposite of that, which is roughly: 1 - .29368 = ~70.6%.

      Notice that if you go to 366 kids, you'll end up with 0.

      For the anal retentive among us, that is assuming that the day you are born on is uniformly random (which it isn't), and this doesn't account for Feb 29th.

      Kirby

    8. Re:She should have been able to predict it by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      Obviously the death of her rat^H^H^Hdog was too traumatic, and she suppressed the advance-memory of it. Basic (para)psychology.

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    9. Re:She should have been able to predict it by HarvardAce · · Score: 1
      and if enough people do something, xyz outcome will eventually occur.

      Which is all the more reason to start putting monkeys at typewriters.

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    10. Re:She should have been able to predict it by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      You can't "take it as a whole". Each event is separate. The odds of the 6th flip being heads is 50%, not 1.6%.

    11. Re:She should have been able to predict it by DigitaLunatiC · · Score: 1

      It seems to me you're both partially right. Wouldn't you have a ~1.6% chance to get six flips in a row to land on the same side, but still have a 50% chance of it landing on a given side every time?

    12. Re:She should have been able to predict it by FLAGGR · · Score: 1

      Talking about the sixth flip individually, yes its 50/50, but thats irrelevant, since your talking about six in a row. The odds are against you getting to the sixth flip with all heads, thats the point. You calculate it by doing 0.5^n where n is the amount of trials. The OP was talking about winning the lottery over and over etc etc, and it becomes increasingly unlikely that you will get a desired result after n trials. Yes, the odds of getting heads never changes, but its highly unlikely that you will get one million heads in a row, compared to say two.

    13. Re:She should have been able to predict it by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Read what I originally wrote (emphasis added).
      Its like that old question: If I flip a coin 5 times and it comes up heads each time, what are the odds that the 6th flip will also be heads? The answer is still 50-50.
      I'm not talking about the odds of 6 in a row, I'm speaking to the specific case of the 6th flip, after 5 in a row.

      Similarly, the odds of someone who's already won the lottery winning again are the same as anyone else's. Having already won once in the past doesn't magically decrease their odds of winning again in the future. If it was a 14 million to one shot, it's still a 14 million to one shot. Keep in mind that the odds of them having won in the past are 100%, since they have, by the terms of the question, already won once. So, yes, its expected that people who have already won once will win again (probably more likely, since they're more likely to continue betting).

  12. Well then by epiphani · · Score: 5, Funny

    That settles it! I'm going ahead with my lawsuit against slashdot. I've never gotten a first post, and its fucked up my chi.

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    1. Re:Well then by Adrilla · · Score: 1

      Subscribe, it makes it exponentially easier.

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    2. Re:Well then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You're not the first one it seems, check http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=24340/
      and the details of the complaint against /. and groklaw, here:
      http://www.theinquirer.net/images/articles/utah.pd f/

    3. Re:Well then by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I've never gotten a first post, and its fucked up my chi.

      You get a dozen chances a day, if you're lucky, you can have a first post that is also the first call of "dupe!"... that'll perk up your yang!

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    4. Re:Well then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah?

      But am sure you got first post in DALnet :P

  13. Bit silly by lilmouse · · Score: 3, Funny

    NASA should charge this nut for deftly moving the comet a milimeter from its original course, thus saving his love-life from complete misery.

    OTOH, I'm glad to see the Russians finally learning to do things the American Way (i.e., sue the pants off everyone).

    --LWM

    1. Re:Bit silly by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny
      OTOH, I'm glad to see the Russians finally learning to do things the American Way (i.e., sue the pants off everyone).
      No, it only means we're going to get more russian spam like this:
      Subject: Y0u4 FR33 V4C4T10N IS R34DY

      How I Made $$$$ by SUING NASA.

      Comrade, I am writing you with this GREAT BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY. Surely you must have heard about the astrologer who sued NASA for wrecking her horoscope?

      Remember all those rumours of the SPACE SHUTTLE LAUNCHES CHANGING THE CLIMATE? You too can sue NASA for all the costs you've run into, such as having to buy air conditioners, an outdoor pool, and vacations to cooler lcimes.

      Think of it. Who wouldn't want a FREE SWIMMING POOL?

      Don't be like the last person who rejected this offer, and had a chunk of SPACE DEBRIS kill their family dog (or if you do, remember to CALL US so we can GET YOU COMPENSATION).

      Deewey, Cheetum, and Howe, LLP
      1-888-BUT-PLUG
    2. Re:Bit silly by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Think of it. Who wouldn't want a FREE SWIMMING POOL?

      In Russia? Brrrrr, no thanks...

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    3. Re:Bit silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh... You don't have to sue me to get my pants off :)

  14. I should sue them, too by daniil · · Score: 2, Funny

    After all, they did just alter my fate. If a butterfly flapping its wings can cause a hurricane, then who knows what consequences this change of Universal order might have!

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    1. Re:I should sue them, too by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      You were modded as funny, but you do have a point - even if you don't believe in Astrology (And I know plenty of people who do, including techies with Masters degrees) ANY change to ANYTHING done by man (or nature, for that matter) can effect you in subtle ways. That doesn't mean you should sue over it.

    2. Re:I should sue them, too by m50d · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Forget them, sue the damn butterfly!

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  15. News? by Sandbox+Conspiracy · · Score: 1, Redundant

    At the risk of getting modded Troll, as an astrologer, shouldn't she have seen this coming anyway? Maybe it's time for her to look into other career opportunities.

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  16. Her morals are suffering? by squiggleslash · · Score: 4, Insightful
    What, exactly, are "moral sufferings"? When your sense of values is in some way damaged?

    Is this why she's suing? Because, thanks to NASA, she doesn't have any morals, and therefore is absolutely fine with the idea of frivolous lawsuits?

    Is this what happened to Jeffrey Vernon Merkey too?

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    1. Re:Her morals are suffering? by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1
      rofl... Gotta read that tripe ;P

      32. Defendant slashdot.org is an far-right wing Internet news website that posts libelous and defamatory content and is used by Open Source Community members to anonymously post hate speech, death threats, threats to murder and promotes and advocates acts of domestic terrorism within the United States. The address and location of defendants is believed to be within the State of California, but is unknown at the present time.

      Im gonna kill whoever said that!!!!!!!11111one...
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    2. Re:Her morals are suffering? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      46. The beheading and murder of United States Citizens in Iraq, Saudi Arabia, and other countries have been videotaped, converted to MPEG and other images for viewing on the public Internet through the use of OSS and Linux software and computer technology developed and purloined by Linux and OSS members and illegally exported from the United States.

    3. Re:Her morals are suffering? by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      slashdot.org is an far-right wing Internet news website
      Far-right wing bashing would be more accurate. Just mention Bush, religion, or supporting overthrowing a murdering dictator in Iraq and watch the sparks fly.
      So am I right in translating this link to mean he's pressing charges to make someone shut up that was obstructing his freedom of speech? Legal documents are too wordy to actually read all the way through.

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    4. Re:Her morals are suffering? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Just mention Bush, religion, or supporting overthrowing a murdering dictator in Iraq and watch the sparks fly.

      You get modded down just as fast if you mention Gore, atheism, or Bush's many lies. I think that there is a perception that keeps people from posting the pro Bush stuff. There is just so much that could have or should have been handled differently (why do most people still think that weapons of mass destruction were found? Could it be that the administration lied, uh I mean implied that they were there?). All my down-mods are for political or religious postings, and I'm on the opposite side as you. So yes, there is a sizeable contingent of right-wingers here, even if there are a sizable number of left-wingers as well.

    5. Re:Her morals are suffering? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The largest contingent on Slashdot is neither the "right" nor the "left", it's the Libertarians, who hate Dubya's lies just as much as the Dems waste & wimpiness. Check out harrybrowne.org

    6. Re:Her morals are suffering? by jfengel · · Score: 1

      So am I right in translating this link to mean he's pressing charges to make someone shut up that was obstructing his freedom of speech?

      Actually, yeah. He wants people to stop making threats against him on Slashdot. It seems he made a few enemies somehow involved in Novell and the SCO thing. I did read the thing and still am not sure.

    7. Re:Her morals are suffering? by argent · · Score: 1

      What, exactly, are "moral sufferings"?

      This.

    8. Re:Her morals are suffering? by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Just mention Bush, religion, or supporting overthrowing a murdering dictator in Iraq and watch the sparks fly.

      You get modded down just as fast if you mention Gore, atheism, or Bush's many lies.


      That's because this is news for nerds. Those go to news for wonks. Third door down the hall, on the right.

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    9. Re:Her morals are suffering? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ' Could it be that the administration lied, uh I mean implied that they were there? '


      Why not make such a claim? It is certainly not a lie. The WMD's were there. There are clear records of them being used, after all.

    10. Re:Her morals are suffering? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The problem is that the administration claimed they were there at the time the administration was making the claims. Bush didn't say "We know that Iraq had WMDs a decade or more ago", the claim was that America and Britain had to go in right now and disarm Saddam.

      You know that, of course, but you're right wing so you'll pervert any form of words to make yourself look like you're in the right. Next up: How it's fine to torture people as long as the people reporting the torture use the word "gulag" making them far worse than torturers.

    11. Re:Her morals are suffering? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "The problem is that the administration claimed they were there at the time the administration was making the claims"


      This was based on good information. The Clinton administration bombed Iraqi terrorist and WMD facilities just a few years before based on this information.


      "Bush didn't say "We know that Iraq had WMDs a decade or more ago""


      If he had, it would have meant the same thing. WMD's don't just mysteriously go away.


      "the claim was that America and Britain had to go in right now and disarm Saddam."


      You are talking as if there was some sort of rush. Iraq was supposed to have complied with the cease-fire agreements a decade before, but was refusing to comply. Bush gave him many chances and plenty of time.


      "You know that, of course, but you're right wing so you'll pervert any form of words to make yourself look like you're in the right"


      How about if we let left-wingers like Clinton and Kerry speak of Saddam's possession of the WMD's and the danger they presented? They did, unequivocally. Clinton was correct to speak of the danger posed, and so is Bush.


      It is less a matter of "right wing vs left wing" than it is a matter of people like you who lie about events in order to "score points" and politically damage the president who is in the "other party", no matter what the cost.

    12. Re:Her morals are suffering? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If he had, it would have meant the same thing. WMD's don't just mysteriously go away.
      Again, this is classic right-wing language abuse. No, they don't just "mysteriously" go away, so on a technical level, you're correct. They go away in perfectly non-mysterious ways, such as being destroyed.

      Do you understand that if you have to use sophistry to make your point, your point is wrong?

      You are talking as if there was some sort of rush. Iraq was supposed to have complied with the cease-fire agreements a decade before, but was refusing to comply. Bush gave him many chances and plenty of time.
      Again, abuse of language. The issue here is Bush lying about WMDs. You take a comment about that and pretend it has to do with ceasefires. Uhuh?

      Do you understand that if you have to use sophistry to make your point, your point is wrong?

      How about if we let left-wingers like Clinton and Kerry speak of Saddam's possession of the WMD's and the danger they presented? They did, unequivocally. Clinton was correct to speak of the danger posed, and so is Bush.
      Nonsense. Neither Clinton nor Kerry had access to the same information as Bush. They had to rely upon what Bush's government, with Bush's agenda, claimed. Bush, on the other hand, was in a direct position to know the accuracy of the claims.
      It is less a matter of "right wing vs left wing" than it is a matter of people like you who lie about events in order to "score points" and politically damage the president who is in the "other party", no matter what the cost.
      The only person I see lying here - albeit using sophistry to achieve it - is you. You know that Bush mislead the country on WMDs. You know that at the time of the Iraq invasion, there was no credible reason to believe Iraq had any kind of serious arsenal. You knew the results of Blix's investigations, results showing so little cause that your fellow travellers spent the time rubbishing him.

      And your way of defending this - because, God knows, if Bush does it, it has to be defendable? To deliberately misunderstand a sentence, to post more sophistry, and to change the subject.

      Why do you people feel the need to justify anything done by Bush, no matter how insane? If Bush lies about WMDs, you'll do anything you can to weasel arguments that he couldn't - either he didn't say they had them, or he did but he was mislead, or everyone did, or anything else that comes to mind, and by the way it wasn't about WMDs, no, it was... er about shredders. Yeah! That's it! No, hold on, that's bogus, well, in that case it, erm, it was about WMDs, but no, wait, it was because... I don't know, Bush is just right, ok? Oh, and torture is great at Gitmo, but using the word "Gulag" isn't, because in the three years the small prison of Gitmo has been operational, nowhere near as many people have been tortured and killed as were tortured and killed in the vast Gulags of Siberia over a period of thirty years.

      One day, you're going to wake up, and realise just how horrificly evil you actually are. Until then, the left will be there to try to get the message to you.

    13. Re:Her morals are suffering? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Again, this is classic right-wing language abuse. No, they don't just "mysteriously" go away, so on a technical level, you're correct. They go away in perfectly non-mysterious ways, such as being destroyed."
      I wonder if we can factor out your obsession with "wings" and stick to facts. Yes, weapons can go away if they are destroyed. You obviously are not aware of the fact that Saddam refused to document the destruction of them.

      "Do you understand that if you have to use sophistry to make your point, your point is wrong?"
      It is better to point out facts, as I have done, than use sophistry

      "Again, abuse of language"
      I suggest you purchase a dictionary. Knowing what words mean is not abuse.

      "The issue here is Bush lying about WMDs."
      Yes, and I shown that he was not.

      "Do you understand that if you have to use sophistry to make your point, your point is wrong?
      There was really no point to your sentence the first time. There is even less the second time. Apparently, "sophistry" is being used to mean anything you do not like.

      "Neither Clinton nor Kerry had access to the same information as Bush."
      Clinton did have access to the same information, for a longer period than Bush. The CIA and others answered to him as President. This is true to a lesser degree than Kerry, but John Kerry still had a lot of the information. He is and was a senator involved with such affairs.

      "They had to rely upon what Bush's government, with Bush's agenda, claimed."
      "They" meaning Clinton and Kerry. Is it sophistry to point out that you have now said that Clinton in 1998 (when he struck Iraq) relied on George W. Bush government information when Bush was still a governor in Texas? There are similar statements from Kerry from this pre-Bush era.

      "Bush, on the other hand, was in a direct position to know the accuracy of the claims."
      As was Bill Clinton, and to a lesser degree John Kerry.

      "The only person I see lying here - albeit using sophistry to achieve it - is you.
      No. We can count this as another lie on your side.

      "You know that Bush mislead the country on WMDs"
      Since it is not true, I do not know it, anymore than I "know" your assertion that George W. Bush lied to Bill Clinton in 1998 and caused him to bomb Iraq.

      "You know that at the time of the Iraq invasion, there was no credible reason to believe Iraq had any kind of serious arsenal."
      The inclusion of "serious" is your attempt at a way out, isn't it? Now for some facts: the cease-fire agrements allowed Iraq NO WMD arsenal of any kind. It did not say that a "less than serious one was OK".

      "You knew the results of Blix's investigations, results showing so little cause that your fellow travellers spent the time rubbishing him."
      I do know the results. Do you? In Blix's last two reports before the US retaliation in March 2002, he details several violations, including Saddam still refusing to turn over documentation and allow inspections, and prohibited items found. Blix was right to report this. His conclusions, in which he summarizes a report of non-compliance by saying that everything is fine is not.

      "And your way of defending this - because, God knows, if Bush does it, it has to be defendable?"
      That is something you are making up. I have already referred to proper actions by President Clinton.

      "To deliberately misunderstand a sentence...."
      Try clear wording and proper phrasing. Also, do not use outrageously false statements, either. ...to post more sophistry..."
      Are you sticking your fingers in your ears and humming real loud? Anything is better than dealing with the facts.

      "and to change the subject."
      I think I have resisted your attempts to do this. Further on, however, you do it twice.

      "Why do you people feel the need to justify anything done by Bush, no matter how ins

  17. I know, I know (raises hand) by squarefish · · Score: 2, Funny

    She needs to be beaten with a clue by four

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  18. well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in Soviet Russia comet sue you

  19. Queue 'em up by RealBeanDip · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia, comet probe DEFORMS YOU!

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    1. Re:Queue 'em up by Chrax · · Score: 1

      I think a better (read: sensical) one would have been:

      In Soviet Russia, comet probes you!

      It wasn't the comet probe being deformed.

  20. Far reaching aspects of this case by ReformedExCon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The woman is suing the government for depriving her of her ability to make an income in her current profession. Her allegation is that the government (through NASA) has fundamentally shifted the course of celestial bodies with the impact and that she is entitled to monetary recompense.

    This is so similar to how the record companies are fighting tooth and nail to stop people from changing the RIAA's business model.

    Is someone entitled to make a living? Should the government be in the business of putting people out of work?

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    1. Re:Far reaching aspects of this case by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

      Given the fact that Astrology is complete garbage anyway, the destruction of this asteroid does not harm her ability to make an income. She can simply make up some crap about how some other asteroid is affecting people's personal lives.

    2. Re:Far reaching aspects of this case by jusdisgi · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The woman is suing the government for depriving her of her ability to make an income in her current profession.

      Bullshit.

      Changing the course of a celestial body in no way deprives this person of her livelihood. She's supposed to read the movements of the stars, right? Ok, so this was one of them. We, humans, products of the universe, make changes to it just like stars and planets exert their own forces on comets. An astrologer should be reading the movements, not complaining about them being made.

      Now, naturally, since she's just making this shit up anyway, what it really amounts to is an increase in her ability to make income; she can call all her clients up and say "You must come in immediately for a new reading, as NASA has just fucked up the heavens." and dupe these poor sons of bitches yet again. And if anybody thinks this lady is up to anything but a (successful) publicity stunt, you're way off base.

      Also, in more direct conflict of the parent statement:

      1)TFA doesn't say she's suing them for loss-of-business damages, but "moral sufferings" ....you just made that up.
      2)300 million? How long would it have taken her to earn that much? Because that's what the damages would be determined by if the cause of action was what you claim. It isn't.

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    3. Re:Far reaching aspects of this case by N3Roaster · · Score: 1

      But really, she should be able to drum up more business, right? After all, any readings she has done just might not be right now that a bit of that comet was blasted. Clearly the right thing to do would be to send letters out to all her clients letting them know about this disruption in the celestial order and past readings may no longer be entirely accurate due to this change. Readings appropriately adjusted at a discounted rate for a limited time only.

      Ah, but that would take work. Better to just send out the lawyers.

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    4. Re:Far reaching aspects of this case by Iriel · · Score: 1

      However, this could swing business back into her direction. While there are those who know that 'the universe is out of alignment' and that Bai is no longer 'credible', there is another group of people that may come to her now that the balance has shifted and they need her to perform a second reading for the week.

      Here's the other side of your first point, yes NASA has deprived her of her ability to make a living, but should sciences all be prosecuted because they told the neighborhood that the wolfman isn't real? Now I have no one to buy my nostrums that keep civilizations in the dark.

      Everyone is entitled to making a living, but when embarking on your own business, own should be aware of the risks involved.

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    5. Re:Far reaching aspects of this case by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 1

      Her allegation is that the government (through NASA) has fundamentally shifted the course of celestial bodies with the impact

      Actually, the lawsuit would be invalid if for that cause alone. If astrology is truly predictive, where the celestrial bodies are located would not matter, since astrology is suppose to read the positions and determine the effect. In this case, she would have to prove that the shift was not beneficial, else she could not show harm and therefore would not have a case. In truth, her ability to sell her services as an astrology interpreter hasn't been affected, by that reasoning alone she may not have standing (it will depend on how the suit is worded).

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    6. Re:Far reaching aspects of this case by Transcendent · · Score: 1

      The woman is suing the government for depriving her of her ability to make an income in her current profession.

      But don't you see the paradox in this whole mess?!

      They lady is claiming that NASA deprived her of future monetary gains because they blew part of this comet up. BUT, if she wins, then NASA's action would have actually *caused* her significant monetary gains (300million due to her belief in her profession). So in fact, it is impossible to win based on her claims, since if she does win, then it would simply prove her whole story false.

      If she does win, then I predict that the whole universe will cave in on itself... that is, if astrology is true. But we all how that goes, so I can sleep easy tonight.

    7. Re:Far reaching aspects of this case by jazzman251 · · Score: 1

      You know, I think that if she didn't hear about this in the news, and didn't know that it happened, then everything would be JUST FINE!!!

    8. Re:Far reaching aspects of this case by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      ...did he even use the celestal body in question as basis for any of her predictions? publicity stunt.. and wonderfully worked one too.

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  21. Cost analysis by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 3, Funny
    From TFA:
    Marina Bai has sued the U.S. space agency, claiming the Deep Impact probe that punched a crater into the comet Tempel 1 late Sunday "ruins the natural balance of forces in the universe"
    Bai is seeking damages totaling $300 million -- the approximate equivalent of the mission's cost -- for her "moral sufferings"
    So...the cost of ruining the 'natural balance of forces in the universe' is $300 mil US. Wonder how she arrived at that figure...could we see a breakdown?
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    1. Re:Cost analysis by kryzx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually I believe this figure is accurate. Since it cost about $300M (+/- $100M) for Anakin to "restore balance to the force", the figure in the lawsuit is roughly the amount required to repair the damage.

      But will she use it to make the repairs, or spend it on vodka, lottery tickets and incense?

      --
      "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
    2. Re:Cost analysis by urnpaco · · Score: 1

      Yeah! And how come she gets the 300 million. If NASA ruined the universe, shouldn't we all get a share. I'm guessing that divides about to 2 cents per person on earth.

      I am also in support of "waste of time" laysuit fines.

    3. Re:Cost analysis by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the only way she can see to correct this is to have herself launched at the other side of the comet, thus restoring balance in the universe, and NASA provided an estimate for what it would cost to launch someone who weighed as much as her at the comet? That would almost be valid, in which case NASA could do a Microsoft and offer to just launch her instead of paying the suit.

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    4. Re:Cost analysis by Senzei · · Score: 1
      Actually if she stays true to form with all the other astrology nuts I have seen the spending priority breakdown would go something like this:

      1) More cats, and all the crap they need to take care of them in a way that compensates for a lack of true sanitation with extra food.

      2) More astrology nut crap. For some reason these people like to buy the same stuff rebandaged again and again. Maybe they hope to use volume to compensate for logic.

      3) Booze/pot. Nothing quite goes better with the solemn contemplation of the universe than a mead and weed party.

      4) Incense. Between the cats, stale weed smoke, and the alcohol something has to cover the smell. And cleaning is out of the question, it takes quite a bit of time to build up all that magical, psychoactive astral-sight enchancing dust.

      Before anyone gets upset about this all these comments come from personal experience, and I have at least one nutball to back up each.

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    5. Re:Cost analysis by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 1

      But will she use it to make the repairs, or spend it on vodka, lottery tickets and incense?

      That's not smoke from incense...

    6. Re:Cost analysis by northcat · · Score: 1

      Dude, you make the unfunniest comments ever. If you came near my house, I'd beat you up and have sex with your wife - out of spite. Maybe with your mom too.

  22. Not the first by Crashmarik · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A few years ago a psychic in florida sued a MRI facility. Her claim was that the MRI had robbed her of her psychic abilities.

    1. Re:Not the first by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 5, Funny

      > A few years ago a psychic in florida sued a MRI facility. Her claim was that the MRI had robbed her
      > of her psychic abilities.

      According to her lawyer, "She had no idea this would happen."

      Chris Mattern

    2. Re:Not the first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No
      she need to sue the electomagnet in the MRI machine, Her power is stuck to the walls of it underneath her wristwatch!

      At last test the electromagnet qualified as being alive

    3. Re:Not the first by Dumbush · · Score: 1

      psychic or psycho?

    4. Re:Not the first by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      I figure there's no point calling the Psychic Friends (or similar) because if I'm about to come into a big pile of money, they'd be calling me... Anything else, I'd rather not know, and they should know that too.

    5. Re:Not the first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The loss of her abilities actually provides a tremendous insight into how psychics are able to foretell the future. It suggests that they do so by communicating with their past selves. The MRI destroyed her ability to do this, so she couldn't warn her past self to avoid the MRI machine. Isn't it obvious?

      Think the jury would buy it? Bear in mind that it's a Florida jury of her peers.

  23. oblig!! by God'sDuck · · Score: 0

    Attention All Comets: in Capitalist America, Astrologers predict You!

  24. What if? by jaylee7877 · · Score: 1

    I figured someone would do something like this with the destructive nature of the project. What if we had nuked the moon?. The lawyer bill alone would have bankrupted the US government.

    1. Re:What if? by d3m057h3n35 · · Score: 1

      Striking the moon with one of the then-available Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles (ICBMs) was entirely feasible, Reiffel wrote, to an accuracy within a couple of miles (kilometers).

      The Air Force must have gotten this neat approximation from NASA; miles, kilometers, what's the difference?

  25. Violent americans up to no good again! by bani · · Score: 3, Funny

    You infidel aggressors are simply not content to bomb afghanistan and iraq!

    American aggressors are now bombing innocent comets!

    What do you think you will find, WMD or oil in Tempel I? Stupid USA!

    NASA should go back to doing what it does best, making fake moon landings!

    1. Re:Violent americans up to no good again! by fani · · Score: 0

      Now this post gets marked Score 5: Funny ?

      This is a flamebait and nonsensical post. And this is funny how ? Posts ( and attitudes revealed of the poster ) like these lead to some of the social problems of today.

      Slashdot sucks big time. Duplicate postings, mis-representation of posts ( eg. Xbox modder gets into trouble recent post etc. ). Slashdot is Slashgarbage.
      At least, OSNews is fresh.

      You will no doubt mod this post, ignorant fool and stooge.

    2. Re:Violent americans up to no good again! by ChillyWillie · · Score: 2, Funny
      NASA should go back to doing what it does best, making fake moon landings!


      Ahhh, but they did! This was a fake comet smashing!

      Everyone knows Gee Dubya just released this fake news story and pictures to distract the public from knowing he's taking stupid pills.
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    3. Re:Violent americans up to no good again! by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Why are you an enemy of Freedom?

      We are liberating comet Tempel 1 and bringing democracy. I for one and proud to say "Mission Accomplished"! We are going to stay there as long as it takes to Get The Job Done and Win The Peace! I'd also like to remind you that some of the screws used in the mission were manufactured in Poland. America is a friend to the people of comet Tempel 1. Our demands are directed only at the regime that enslaves them and threatens us. When these demands are met, the first and greatest benefit will come to Tempel 1 men, women and children. I don't see how you can lead this country to succeed in space if you say wrong probe, wrong time, wrong comet. What message does that send our scientists? What message does that send to our allies? What message does that send to other rogue comets? Comet Tempel is no diversion. It is a place where civilization is taking a decisive stand against chaos and terror, we must not waver. I can't tell you if the use of force on Temple1 today will last five days, five weeks or five months, but it won't last any longer than that. The insurgency could go on for any number of years. Insurgencies tend to go on five, six, eight, 10, 12 years. Freedom itself was attacked on the morning of September Eleven by a faceless coward. Freedom will be defended!

      The Tempel 1 Chief Information Minister had this to add:
      The probe has not impacted Tempel 1. They're not even within 100 miles of Tempel 1. They are not in any place. They hold no place in space. This is an illusion... they are trying to sell to the others an illusion.

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    4. Re:Violent americans up to no good again! by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      Naah - we're still trying to track down Hitler... We gave up on the rumors that he was hiding in a secret Nazi base on the Moon when the Apollo missions didn't turn up any evidence. We got a hot tip from the Psychic Friends Network that he's out in the asteroid belt, using comets to spy on us, so we whacked Tempel-1 in order to prevent the Nazis from finding out about the attack fleet that will be launched as soon as the Shuttle flagship joins them.

    5. Re:Violent americans up to no good again! by BaldingByMicrosoft · · Score: 1

      As a member Slashdot, I would like to apologize for this horrible tragedy of justice that you have brought to us.

      Normally, I'd dismiss such rantings as typical of a dogmatic and egotistical person who is unwilling to tolerate opinions different from their own. Your post, though it may be full of the language of such idealogues, has truly shocked me to The Light.

      I will now dedicate my life to the pursuit of forever changing Slashdot for the better, based upon the simple tenets that you have most graciously provided:

      * All moderation will now be performed by "fani", member number 176635. He is the keeper of the knowledge of what is funny and good for society.

      * All stories will be submitted by "fani", member number 176635. He is the keeper of the knowledge of what is fresh and OSNews-like.

      * No moderation will be performed upon messages submitted by "fani", member number 176635. We are simply not worthy of questioning his advise.

      You are my hero. Where you lead, I will follow. Thank you for saving my life.

    6. Re:Violent americans up to no good again! by JuzzFunky · · Score: 1

      If NASA had know that there'd be this much trouble - they probably wouldn't have faked crashing a probe into a comet!

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    7. Re:Violent americans up to no good again! by dangitman · · Score: 1
      If NASA had know that there'd be this much trouble - they probably wouldn't have faked crashing a probe into a comet!

      Serves them right for not consulting with an astrologer before launch. I mean, at the very least they could have done some Feng Shui or rubbed some quartz crystals on the probe for good karma.

      I always rub my "probe" with crystals before "re-entry" for a nice little bit of karma. Vagina karma, that is. Why wouldn't it work on spacecraft? Maybe space probes are only compatible with Cheetah blood?

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  26. umm.. right.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone know what her horoscope was?

    1. Re:umm.. right.... by Adelbert · · Score: 1
      "You may come into money sometime soon. Just bear in mind that you may not deserve it. Remember what good that money could have done."

      Or, alternatively,

      "You will make yourself look like a fucking retard today."

  27. Your Daily Horoscope by BorisSkratchunkov · · Score: 5, Funny

    You may be persecuted by American space agencies today, dear Libra. However, despite your "moral sufferings" you will be able to gain great fortune from friends, family, and coworkers. Embrace your lawyers, Libra, for they will save you from the unnatural entropy of the universe caused by space probe crashes!

  28. If horoscopes are about predicting the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    shouldn't she have already known this was going to happened and incorporated it into future calculations?

  29. Wow! That's it! by Patchw0rk+F0g · · Score: 1

    You know, we've added mass to the planet Mars now, too, with the inclusion of those pesky rovers.

    Being a Gemini, now I know why everythings been going so shitty in my life for the last few months: Mars is out of alignment!

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    1. Re:Wow! That's it! by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      Not just Mars - think of the planetary orbital adjustments made by all those space probes zipping around, using slingshot maneuvers to gain speed. Then there's the piles of crap left behind on the moon by the Apollo missions - that's gotta be affecting the orbit.

      Oh, and didn't the Russians hard-land a probe or two on the moon?? Sue 'em, I say, sue 'em and be damned!

  30. But where are the others? by ziggamon2.0 · · Score: 1

    Sure, out of her point of view (she probably believes in this) and her business model, such a law suit seems completely logical.

    My question is though: Why haven't any other astrologer complained about this? Are their horoscopes not broken? How does that work?

  31. Just WOW by korekrash · · Score: 1

    All I can say is Wow. That is the most outrageous load of crap I have ever seen I think, next to the SCO suit, lol.....she should be charged with some form of crime for wasting a public officials time or something, at the very least she should be placed in a mental institution if she's serious.

  32. She should have seen it coming. by Stumbles · · Score: 1

    LOL.......eh? Now why didn't I think of that.

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  33. Russian suing American Government?!? by casings · · Score: 1

    I smell a sitcom.

  34. Re:Somebody needs to step out of the middle ages.. by tomhudson · · Score: 1
    I hate "irrational beliefs", especially when they lead to ridiculous lawsuits.
    So I see you've encountered the three monkeys: McBride, Merkey, and Wallace.

    Someone should do a "Daily Show" routine on a weekly basis using these guys for material.

  35. Paradox... by Arthur+B. · · Score: 1

    As an astrologer he should believe in destiny... If the comet was blown up it was meant to be and already written in the stars. Why would he worry about that ?

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  36. Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Because even when someone does something stupid and wrong in another country, in the end it has to be the fault of the US!

    1. Re:yeah by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 1

      If she is that good at astrology... she must already know the outcome of the case... so I am assuming she will win, because why else would she go forward with it?

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    2. Re:Yeah by scbysnx · · Score: 0

      for this you could have stopped at the americans have perfected this type of lawsuit. the rest is just trolling

    3. Re:Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WAAAAHHH!!!! It's good to be the king... Meanwhile, every year tens of thousands of people around the world are selling off their worldly possessions in hope of immigrating into the US... Can't recall the last time I heard of anyone packing up the kids and moving to Zimbabwe.

    4. Re:Yeah by His+Shadow · · Score: 2, Funny

      That would be in order to avoid the bombing and state-sponsored terrorism the US directly or indirectly supports. Thye have the odd notion that maybe if they are in actually in the US, the US won't try to kill them.

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    5. Re:Yeah by kidtux1 · · Score: 1

      I think the best part is when the try to get people to join the law suit. Asking if your cellphone went out it could have been caused by this!!

    6. Re:yeah by ergean · · Score: 1

      Nope the probe that hit the comet deformed her horoscope. It's obvious.

    7. Re:Yeah by gtapang · · Score: 1

      maybe they thought bin laden was there!

  37. Counter sue. by LWATCDR · · Score: 4, Funny

    If this goes through I will counter sue for one billion dollars. The damage to my karma this will cause will be HUGE. I mean it. I will be so mad at this woman that my aura will never be the same. I could end up coming back as a rat or worse fan of Ayn Rand or some other low form of life.
    What amount of money would be enough to make up for this eternal setback? A billion would be a good start.

    On a more reasonable note. You can sue anyone for anything. It is nothing but a stunt.

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  38. weird people by nhaas · · Score: 1

    Id like to sue her for being stupid!

  39. $300 - by Trippee · · Score: 1

    That's a lot of emtotional damages!

  40. Deform? by Viking+Coder · · Score: 4, Funny

    She earlier told the paper that the experiment would "deform her horoscope."

    NASA: Okay - how's about this - we spend all the money required to create a new horoscope, which incorporates the changes we made to the "fabric of the universe", and has just as much predictive power as your old horoscope.

    Total price: $0.

    Studying astronomy instead of astrology: Priceless.

    For bullshit predictions based on the position of the planets at the moment of your birth, there's Madame Marina Bai. For everything else there's NASA.

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    Education is the silver bullet.
    1. Re:Deform? by DaveInAustin · · Score: 1

      I was wondering, are there astrologers that take into account obscure comets when they are writing horoscopes? I thought they focused on stars and planets.

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  41. Let it proceed... by moz25 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm certainly interested in seeing such a case appear in court. Usually, charlatans such as these take care to avoid independent scrutiny and measurability. To let it appear before court would place her in the position of having to prove the had any abilities to begin with... and that's going to work against her the most. At least, I'm guessing the judge is going to be a lot more emotionally independent than her clients who probably have an emotional interest in believing in her abilities.

    Besides, she has 1 million dollars waiting for her if she can prove she has paranormal abilities

    1. Re:Let it proceed... by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Ah yes, so now the woman has to show in court that astrology really works -- which she can't, of course. Unfortunately, her answer will be that the fact that it doesn't work validates her claim: NASA changed the universe so that she cannot really predict anything anymore. And of course she will bring in a string of witnesses who will claim that her predictions before this date were faultless.

    2. Re:Let it proceed... by moz25 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're right, that is probably how a charlatan like her would argue. But, even if she succeeds in proving that astrology worked before, she would still need to prove that the same astrology is no longer going to work at all as the result of 1 comet impact.

      With other words: in order for her to prove her claim, she has to prove that astrology from now on is false and that all astrologers following the same method will fail to reach "true" conclusions. It actually seems in the interest of other astrologers for this case to never go to court.

    3. Re:Let it proceed... by mark-t · · Score: 1
      Besides, she has 1 million dollars waiting for her if she can prove she has paranormal abilities
      Proving paranormal abilities exist ought to be worth a heck of a lot more than 1 million dollars.

      A billion... at _LEAST_.

      Not that it matters... even _IF_ paranormal abilities actually exist, it's highly suspect that their effects would not be reproducable on demand, which would be necessary in any offering of a proof. And of course, in any isolated incident which might be attributabed to supernatural phenomena, alternative explanations always seem to conveniently arise after the fact.

      So I figure they should raise the stakes to a billion dollars. It's not like they have anything to lose.

    4. Re:Let it proceed... by Wiggin · · Score: 1

      If $300,000,000 was all it took to kill astrology dead forever i'ld be willing to chip in a couple bucks.

      -Wiggin

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    5. Re:Let it proceed... by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      Astrology is not a paranormal ability.
      In theory, anyone should be able to study the right things and make predictions - assuming there's any truth in it in the first place of course ;)

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  42. Open the floodgates by krell · · Score: 1

    Pretty soon, there are going to be a lot of lawsuits against the Martians for the pain and humiliation of all those "probes" over the years.

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  43. We need a _price_ ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd say 2 cents.

    That's my 2 cents anyways.

    Whoops, I just gave it to you, guess someone else will have to pay the Russian lady.

  44. class action status by BobVila · · Score: 1

    Why didn't she file for class action status? This potentially altered everyone's horoscopes.

  45. Astrologers are morons anyway by Pope · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The whole Zodiac system was made up 2000 years ago, on the idea that your 'sign' was the one that the sun rose into on your birthday. At the present time, the Earth has precessed something like 15 degrees, so the sun actually rises 1 sign away from where it originally did. (thanks Bill Nye!)

    Fuck these goddamn superstitious idiots anyway, we left the caves a long time ago.

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    It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
    1. Re:Astrologers are morons anyway by Temkin · · Score: 4, Interesting



      Not only this, but for some parts of some months the Sun is in non-Zodiac constellations. I have a cousin that's an Ophiuchan...

    2. Re:Astrologers are morons anyway by PxM · · Score: 4, Informative

      A modified table is here. I wonder if I can sue newspapers for discrimination because they don't include my starsign in their predictions.

    3. Re:Astrologers are morons anyway by hb0mb · · Score: 1

      The Earth did indeed precess, but even if it didn't, what they are trying to say is that a constellation millions of light years away is going to affect things here on earth. Like the constellation scorpio is going to affect my life and my moods. My astronomy professor exlained to us that a bucket of water sitting next to your bed when you were born has more gravitational impact on us than a constellation far far away. He called astrology complete "bafoonary". The fact that Nancy Reagan enlisted the help of astrologer Joan Quigley is really ubsurd, spending tax dollars on bullshit science..hmm probably not the first time that happened though.

    4. Re:Astrologers are morons anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to defend astrology but your criticism is based on a common misunderstanding of astrology. Despite the use of constellation names, the actual constellations have absolutely nothing to do with astrology (at least as it's commonly practised). It's entirely based on the positions of the sun, moon, planets and asteroids relative to the earth. The position of the constellations is irrelevant.

    5. Re:Astrologers are morons anyway by mark-t · · Score: 1
      The Zodiac system was made up substantially longer than 2000 years ago.

      Astrology dates back almost as far as the invention of literacy itself.

    6. Re:Astrologers are morons anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well then what the goddamn fucking fuck does a stupid comet have to do with anything?!?! fucking motherfucker shit ass bitch!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh the stupidity is making me want to go on a killing spree more and more. seriously one day im gonna fucking snap and try to kill every human being i see. maybe i'll ascend or something if i kill billions of people, yay!!

    7. Re:Astrologers are morons anyway by Equis · · Score: 1
      Fuck these goddamn superstitious idiots anyway, we left the caves a long time ago.

      Well then! I thank my lucky stars I'm not superstitious.

    8. Re:Astrologers are morons anyway by Telepathetic+Man · · Score: 1
      "Good", "modern", astrologers actually don't use the old system really. The last time I had a full work up done by my aunt, one of the best astrologers there is (although I am a bit biased), she used actually used three different systems. One that works on an Indian calendar system, another off of a Mayan calendar system, and one based off of the solar system's planets and the sun, in relation to both birthdate and birthplace.

      True the Zodiac system, is outdated, but there are many more systems, and the ones that my aunt used are somewhat experimental and aren't perfect. Although she has had a lot of success with them in predicting many important times in my life.

      Admittedly by both her and myself astrology is not something to be taken seriously and not followed like an atlas to ones life, although it is a lot of fun when things work out correctly.

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    9. Re:Astrologers are morons anyway by OhNotSeven · · Score: 1

      The sun might be rising a little away, so it might affect astrology based on the sun signs...but what about the astrology based on *moon* signs ? ...Just wondering.

    10. Re:Astrologers are morons anyway by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      For extra fun: Open up Celestia (come on, you all should have a copy), and turn on consteallation drawing and labels. Admire all the signs of the Zodiac. Pick a star at random, select it, and hit "g" for "Go to". Now admire what all the signs of the Zodiac look like from a slightly different point in the Galaxy. For extra points, pick something nearby like Alpha Centauri to travel to.

      Yes I'm sure those randomly scattered arbitrary selections of stars spread over vast galactic distances are meaningful. I'm sure that the fact that they all become skewed haphazard messes of huge long lines from any viewpoint other than the Earth is justone of those things.

      Jedidiah.

    11. Re:Astrologers are morons anyway by Psmylie · · Score: 1

      Aw, crap... I've been reading the wrong horoscope for years... no wonder it never seemed accurate!

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    12. Re:Astrologers are morons anyway by bcrowell · · Score: 1
      Woot! I found out my daughter's an Ophiuchan (good old xephem). The Wikipedia article on Ophiuchus says it runs roughly from November 30 to December 17, although an accurate check with xephem showed that the sun was in Ophiuchus on my daughter's Dec. 18th birthday. Interesting note in the same article about how astrologers' standard way of weaseling out of the Ophiuchus issue is actually historically incorrect.

      The problem, of course, is that astrology is immune to logical criticism, because it's a superstition, not a science. I made the mistake of trying to give a neutral point of view to some of the Wikipedia articles on astrology :-)

    13. Re:Astrologers are morons anyway by qurk · · Score: 1
      Not only that but the "constellation" is more of an organizational tool than any actual grouping of stars. The stars in any given constellation may line per line of sight to us here in our solar system, but usually have no actual corelation to each other and one wouldn't have to move too many light years for the constellations to change shapes and ultimately completely change. The individual stars in a constellation can be hundreds of light years apart.

      That being said, as an astronomy buff over the years and finding the same constellations night after night, they end up becoming your friends and you can actually have pretty good conversations with above said constellations :) Don't bring any of your human friends though, they may not see anything but "a bunch of stars" and probably won't understand :)

    14. Re:Astrologers are morons anyway by Temkin · · Score: 1


      Complete bufoonery indeed. I just found the Ophiuchus problem amusing when I took Astronomy way back in College.

      Astronomy is a good class for those of you still in college. I'm something of an advanced amateur astronomer these days. It's one of the few fields where amateurs can still contribute to real science. Occultation timing, variable star tracking, and even more cutting edge stuff like gamma-ray burst optical remnant detection, provided you have the equipment.

  46. sure, why not. by supernova87a · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I say that if she, while blindfolded and away from any source of news, could have told the authorities the exact instant the impact occurred, and supposedly changed all the "energy fields" and "balance of the universe", by all means, let her lawsuit be heard!

  47. Defense by retinaburn · · Score: 3, Funny

    Defense Lawyer: Your honour, if you let this case proceed our court systems will be flooded with inane frivolous lawsuits, and the number of lawyers in our country will rise exponentially. As proof I would like to enter into Evident Exhibit A, the United States legal system.

    Judge: Case Dismissed!

  48. Class Action Lawsuits by djrok212 · · Score: 1

    I say we turn this into a Class Action lawsuit, her's can't be the only horoscope thats been horribly altered.

    1. Re:Class Action Lawsuits by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Funny, my horoscope failed to mention I would have a heart attack a couple years ago - you'd think it would be important to me, since I had a ventricular fibrillation and was clinically dead for a few minutes there. It also said nothing about the car accident I had 7 months ago. I think I will sue the astrologers since I don't see how "Firm up loose ends early today by getting on the phone and diligently following up. Your judgment about financial matters is a bit better than usual." can be applied to spending a week in the intensive care unit... $400M sounds about right...lol

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  49. Looks like a brilliant publicity stunt. by DeafDumbBlind · · Score: 1

    The case will be thrown out of court, but she'll have thousands of new clients.

    And /. is of course duing its part in this promotion.

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  50. "Izvestia" russian for mcbride by truckaxle · · Score: 1

    If it is this would explain a lot.

    1. Re:"Izvestia" russian for mcbride by iapetus · · Score: 1

      I know you're joking, but for the record 'Izvestia' means 'News' and 'Pravda', one of Russia's other leading papers means 'Truth'.

      Hence the old Russian joke that there's no Izvestia in Pravda and no Pravda in Izvestia.

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    2. Re:"Izvestia" russian for mcbride by 21mhz · · Score: 1

      For those curious as to what has become to these time-honored papers, below are their post-Soviet stories.
      Pravda remained faithful to the Communist Party, in spite of being purchased by some foreign magnate; the new owner alienated most of the journalist team who went and created an interned-only tabloid, Pravda.ru. Both fell into relative obscurity.
      Izvestia belonged to Potanin, an oligarch, for a long time, while maintaining a fair and balanced attitude. Recently the paper has been purchased by Gazprom Media, a subsidiary of the state-owned natural gas monopoly which serves Putin's clique all too well.

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  51. discount? by NoSuchGuy · · Score: 1

    So...the cost of ruining the 'natural balance of forces in the universe' is $300 mil US. Wonder how she arrived at that figure...could we see a breakdown?

    May a discount?

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  52. Sue the earth by kyoko21 · · Score: 1

    For shifting the poles every 20,000 years.

  53. Slashdotter sues Taco over dupes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Puhlease.. Don't waste our time with newswire trash. Slashdot isn't even timely on this stuff.

  54. Make her prove it by MontyApollo · · Score: 1

    Take it to court and make her prove that her readings were accurate before they were "deformed."

  55. NASA's dark secret... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 5, Funny

    The REAL reason they popped that comet, was to improve the Feng-shui of the local celestial neighborhood.

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    1. Re:NASA's dark secret... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if it was on a course for a direct impact with earth?

      We know they wouldn't want to alarm anyone!
      So ,isn't this as good an excuse as any for a proof of concept?
      Is there anyone foolish enough to think that if it was on a collision course with us that we would be told without political interference?

    2. Re:NASA's dark secret... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because hitting a comet with a probe of that size would be like trying to alter the course of a 747 with a BB gun.

    3. Re:NASA's dark secret... by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Oh, that's easy. Just hit the pilot in the eye.

  56. In soviet russia by Celt · · Score: 1

    In soviet russia comets sue you!

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    1. Re:In soviet russia by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      but only after they crash into you

  57. Pioneer 10 by parasonic · · Score: 0

    And who will be to blame when Pioneer 10 is shot out of the sky? I highly doubt that the Klingon High Council would allow such a preposterous lawsuit.

  58. Horoscope for 4 - 10 juli by Bromrrrrr · · Score: 2, Funny

    The lawsuit you will start this week will be lost. Also you will be the laughing stock of the world.

    *sigh* damn space probe......

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  59. Right... by kingj02 · · Score: 2, Funny

    And I'm going to sue Bill Gates b/c of these. They've been haunting my dreams for a while now!

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    1. Re:Right... by jsldub · · Score: 0

      Seriously though, that series of pictures is going to be the new goatse.

  60. Let's All Sue NASA & U.S. Media by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    I would like to file a class-action lawsuit against NASA and the U.S. media for traumatizing my teenage years with the repeated showings of the Space Shuttle Challenger explosion. I'm also filing a seperate class-action lawsuit against NASA and the U.S. media for traumatizing my adult years with repeated showing of the Space Shuttle Columbia fatal re-entry. With the repeated showings of both accidents, I was discouraged from pursuing my dream as an astronaut and I now flip hamburgers for a living.

    I would've filed a class-action lawsuit against NASA and the U.S. media for the Apollo 1 accident but that was before my time. :P

    1. Re:Let's All Sue NASA & U.S. Media by krell · · Score: 1
      ' I would like to file a class-action lawsuit against NASA and the U.S. media for traumatizing my teenage years with the repeated showings of the Space Shuttle Challenger explosion '

      As for me, I'm going to sue that Hollywood movie studio where they filmed the moon landings in the late 1960s. I think it must be the same studio that made "I Dream of Jeannie". The space-suits look just the same (save on prop money?) and in the scene where the guy plants the flag, you can see a genie bottle sitting in the sand.

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    2. Re:Let's All Sue NASA & U.S. Media by jonatha · · Score: 1
      I would've filed a class-action lawsuit against NASA and the U.S. media for the Apollo 1 accident but that was before my time.

      Why let that stop you?

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  61. "Oh, Mother..." by what_the_frell · · Score: 1

    "...Don't be so sentimental, things explode every day."

  62. New Amendment? by joey_knisch · · Score: 0

    Can judges bitchslap plantifs?

    If not, I think an amendment is in order.

  63. time to join forces by ChipMonk · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you could get class-action status with Ms. Bai. Then you'd have the Bai-Chi lawsuit.

    Thanks, and remember to tip your server.

    1. Re:time to join forces by tverbeek · · Score: 1
      Thanks, and remember to tip your server.

      The CPU fan rattles when I do that.

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  64. If you think this is an impressive amount of money by RikF · · Score: 1

    wait till you see the lawsuit that the Catholic church brings when someone finally finds the 'All characters portrayed in this book are fictional and any resemeblance....' page from the front of the bible!

    Honestly, some people...

    RikF

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  65. They will settle by sxmjmae · · Score: 1

    I bet NASA will Settle out of court as it will cost less than fighting it.

    I would like her to prove that her horoscope where 100% accurate prior to the probing. I could see a case if she was 100% accurate with her astrological readings prior to the comet probe and now has significantly less than 100% accuracy.

    Maybe it is time to sue NASA because I can not get first post. Or maybe sue GM because I got a speeding ticket. Or sue the manufactures of the radar gun that reported my speeding violation. Or sue the cop for hurting my feelings by issuing me a speeding ticket..... Stupid court system. The system tells us: Why work when you can sue!

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    1. Re:They will settle by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      Why do people always think this?

      No-one settles dumb cases who has a reasonable amount of money. They fight them for one reason - to put off anyone thinking of doing likewise.

      Sometimes companies will settle to avoid embarrassing cases, but in this instance, I'd imagine the scientists at NASA would love to see astrology get a kicking!

    2. Re:They will settle by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      I bet NASA will Settle out of court as it will cost less than fighting it.

      It won't make it to court. This is a Russian court, not a Californian one. So I will assume the judge is a sane person and will throw it out.

      If it DID make it however it would be incredibly easy to demonstrate she is talking out of her ass. Just get her to show the court the "calculations" that she makes and how many significant figures she uses, and then mathematically prove that the energy released by the collision "altered" the orbit by a trivial amount (370kg vs a huge comet?) that does not affect her calculations. It's like saying that a person who moves from the northern hemisphere to the southern hemisphere changes the wobble of the Earth. Well theoretically it does. But will the change ever be great enough to be detected? Nope.

      If NASA settled this then they are asking for more of the same in the future.

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  66. In the Stars by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Funny

    She should have seen this turn of events coming.

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    1. Re:In the Stars by aduzik · · Score: 1

      That's what I said when Miss Cleo went bankrupt!

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  67. hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Yes, once again its another dupe - why is everyone still so surprised that this happens? The 'editors' barely pay lip service to their title and I doubt very much that they read the comments either. At face value there is no real passion from the creators of the site - its just the same old shit day after day.

    To explain further, Slashdot exists for one purpose: to make money for parent company OSDN. There is nothing wrong with that in itself but don't expect a high quality site the way its currently run. The Slashdot business model (if you can call it that) seems to be to provoke reaction from the loyal crowd of slashbots that frequent the site. Inflammatory / trollish stories (e.g here) and dupes cause the page hits (and therefore ad revenue) to go through the roof.

    As a result, most of the comments I see on the stories are neither insightful, interesting or informative. There seems to be no real balanced discussion - something I feel is a product of the moderation system which rewards those who conform to the slashbot mindset and censors everything else. This democratic method of editing the comments is terrible - especially where technical issues are concerned, as a lot of nonsense is modded up by people who don't know otherwise.

    You are probably wondering why I read Slashdot. Partly morbid curiosity and partly to laugh at both the flame wars which invevitably break out and the well crafted trolls.

    To conclude, Slashdot is neither really "News for Nerds" nor is it "Stuff that matters". If you want the former, go to somewhere like arstechnica or kuroshin and if you want actual stuff that matters: Infoshop

  68. I'm suing for... by tombom · · Score: 1

    The immense ecological damage wreaked when the Kennedy Space Centre was built. I find it really sad that people actually pretend that horoscopes are based on anything.

  69. NASA will pay by dokkalf · · Score: 1

    After all, they offered an official apology to the Navajo nation after they "defiled" the moon with the ashes of Eugene Shoemaker back in '98. And promised not to do something similar without "consultation" (aka permission).

  70. Astrologers can't even carry out their own work by Jugalator · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    It's funny, astrologers keep working on things involving astronomic events, but they have no clue how physics work, not even enough knowledge to carry out their very own astrological work. It won't affect future locations of the comet, and since astrology is based on this, it won't affect astrology, but they don't get that. For all we know, they may very well strongly believe in that planets are huge spheres of cheese. :-p

    From Susan Kitchen's excellent Comet Bash coverage on the event:
    "This impact was the same as a flea/gnat hitting a 747 (i.e., not much). teeny tiny hundredth decimal place effect. Just not enough momentum exchange to move the comet at all."
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  71. This just in... by e03179 · · Score: 1

    This just in: Butterfly sued for changing the price of tea in China.

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  72. I'm suing China by voicecrying · · Score: 1

    for letting that butterfly flap its wings.

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  73. This reminds me... by Cytlid · · Score: 1

    ...of one of my favorite personal jokes. Isn't this a little like Amish people complaining about porn on the internet?

    You'd think if astronomy is such a large part of your life that you believe in the freaky-deaky stuff... you'd ignore television, the media and most of all NASA.

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  74. what?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did I miss out on the formation of July Fools Day or something?

  75. NASA's Response by TheAngryMob · · Score: 1

    From TFA: NASA representatives in Russia could not be reached for comment on the case.

    However a loud roar of laughter could be hear for miles.

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  76. Re:Somebody needs to step out of the middle ages.. by Number6.2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Get your ass in gear then, and sic a werewolf or a vampire on this lady! What good is an "irrational belief" if it does you no good!

    "Sorry, her irrational belief was torn to shreds by a delusional thought!"

    Poetic Justice, I say! Hell, Justice for ALL POETS!

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  77. I hope she wins by spidergoat2 · · Score: 1

    If she wins, this would clear the way for my lawsuits of Russia. I plan to sue them for pain & suffering from all the "duck and cover" drills I had to do in elementary school because we thought they were going to bomb us.

    1. Re:I hope she wins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeh and sue for all the vodka that messes stuff up

      alcohol: the reason and solution to all of life's problems

  78. Show your work by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

    Her suit should be allowed to go forward as soon as she can show her calcualtions of the exact amount of orbital change due to ablation each time the core swings around the sun. Otherwise, she can pay everyone's costs and go away.

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  79. Obligatory Star Wars comment by Youssef+Adnan · · Score: 1

    A change in the force, I sense... A chance to get rich, it is. Use it up, I will.

  80. Fascinating... by adrianbaugh · · Score: 1

    Hopefully Slashdot can follow this case in as much enthralling detail as it does the IBM/SCO proceedings. Oh boy, I can't wait....

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  81. No he asked if they could clone alterboys, too by xtermin8 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You know those good ol' boys in Rome are into all sorts of perversion.

  82. Sad: Mysticism back in Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am 53 years old and I lived for almost 40 years in a Communist (well, Socialist ) East European country.

    I was never a Party member and I disliked the dictatorial nature of the government. However there was one think I liked about communism: all superstitions such as believeing in miracles, astrology, fairy tales, witches, including any religions, organized or not, were discouraged; I emphasize: discouraged, not forbidden, that is nobody was sent to jail for believing in Santa Claus, astrology or Jesus Christ.

    Now many East European conuntries are back in the Middle Ages, everbody goes to church, believes in all crazy ideas such as astrology, witchraft and other nonsense.

    However, it is nice to see that not all East European are regressing back to religion and mysticism. For example in the Czech Republic the number of atheists increased from 39% in 1992 to 60% in 2002. Czech people is a proud and progressive people: they dont believe in imaginary beings such as God which are man's invention (Man created God in his own image).

  83. A test of the Russian Courts by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 3, Interesting
    This is really a test of the Russian courts. I know many large foreign (to Russia) companies do not want to work in Russia as they fear frivilous lawsuits losing them money as Russian courts hand it to the locals simply because they enjoy profiting.

    Should this case not receive the honest critic of its validity that it should get, I can see Russian courts becoming basically ignored on the world scale. Why bother defending yourself if you can't win? You might as well lose and just let them try to collect.

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    1. Re:A test of the Russian Courts by 21mhz · · Score: 1

      Should this case not receive the honest critic of its validity that it should get, I can see Russian courts becoming basically ignored on the world scale.

      Didn't this already happen after the Khodorkovsky case, if not earlier?

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  84. Re:A point of clarification by symbolic · · Score: 4, Insightful


    People who believe in astrology don't do so because of logic.

    People who believe in anything that isn't objectively verifiable, do not believe because of logic. This includes religious belief, since it is, by definition, faith-based. Faith is not rational or logical- it is merely a manner in which we choose to structure our worldview.

  85. To be able to claim "moral sufferings"... by Niten · · Score: 1

    I think that to be able to claim "moral sufferings", you need to have some sense of morals to begin with...

  86. Think one russian astrologist is bad? by bugnuts · · Score: 1

    Wait until the millions of Hindu sue you for all those cows you've been eating.

  87. Al Gore by drewzhrodague · · Score: 1

    The religous wackos are present in Texas but they don't dominate as much as the media would have everyone believe.

    Tell that to Al Gore.

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  88. Here's the deal.... by krell · · Score: 1

    Here's the deal. Before the trial, she has to pick whether or not she will win it. When the trial is over, if the actual result differs from her prediction, she loses regardless and pays court costs.

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  89. When did... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    When did Slashdot become a tabloid? Oh wait...

  90. This is bull. by gunix · · Score: 1

    It will be very easy for NASA to kill the astrologer if they are going to loose this case (which they surely will not). I think they will have to give some proof of that astrology really works! Then Mr. Randi, you'll loose your money!

    It would be so much more interesting if a large organisation with resources like the scientology organisation would sue NASA.

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  91. us by wschalle · · Score: 1

    chown -r us:us /home/you/base

  92. have mercy! by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    that poor comet, you are going to get it into a world of shit, not only literally, but metaphorically speaking, when those lawyers will sue the comet for getting in on their trajectory.

  93. Coincidence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our support desk just called about a site I maintain... Apparently we're missing a weeks worth of horoscope feeds...

  94. Slashdotters should be proud, too! by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 0, Redundant

    1. Wait for NASA to bomb comet
    2. Sue
    3. Profit!!

  95. That's it - I'm suing too! by mustangdavis · · Score: 1

    I have terrible alergies - and all that cosmic dust is sure to have a negative impact on my life style - so I'm suing for nasal damages - in the amount of $300 million dollars as well! Alergy sufferers - unite!

  96. Job Security- sounds smart to me! by xtermin8 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think its the paying customers that you should criticize for not thinking clearly, not the astrologers themselves. I confronted an "astrologer" with the same facts you mention, and she explained that's the reason she keeps up on the latst astronomy news, and why people need professionals like her, rather than try to do astrology themselves.

  97. Astrology is... by StealthHelmet · · Score: 1

    http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=as trology It seems appropriate. Besides, suing NASA for putting a crater in a comet is like a peeping tom suing a woman for putting up blinds.

  98. Theres really not much more to say by Reed+Solomon · · Score: 1

    Theres no way this woman will win. If she actually thinks she can win, I'd be surprised. It may be just an attention getting stunt for her, get her name out there and noticed and with that contracts with newspapers to do their daily horoscopes etc. She'll probably drop the lawsuit saying something like she has come to an agreement with NASA.. ridiculous, not even newsworthy really, reading about all these stupid lawsuits. Sad actually that people have no self control or rational thought anymore.

  99. Fools by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    That is not a comet! It's a spacesta^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H sign of Zodiac!

  100. Gives me an Idea by mackil · · Score: 2, Funny

    I should sue my city of origin for light pollution. Just think of the moral suffering resulting from that abomination if your friendly neighborhood astrologist can't get an accurate reading. Oh the humanity! Class action anyone?

  101. In a related story... by hesiod · · Score: 1

    I was sued today, by my mother, for stepping on a crack on a sidewalk. The claim was for negligence and attempted assault. Damages were costs of a chiropractic visit.

    1. Re:In a related story... by mackil · · Score: 1

      Just wait until you get slapped with the lawsuit resulting from the chiropractic visit.

  102. +1, Funny by Pac · · Score: 1

    Very, very funny. We all love sarcastic one-liners subtly mocking the creationist ignorance. Keep the good work.

    1. Re:+1, Funny by sveinungkv · · Score: 1

      Well, show me some evidence on macroevolution, and I enlight all the ignorant creationists.

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    2. Re:+1, Funny by bemenaker · · Score: 1

      SHow me proof of god, and I'll burn my science book.

    3. Re:+1, Funny by brainboyz · · Score: 1

      But haven't you seen the Virgin Mary on the bridge and in the Cheese?! Oh, and Jesus on the box-truck? There's no way the daily infinite combinations of material interactions on Earth could somehow get the fuzzy-logic centers of the perfect human brain to see these unique figures without an act of a god!

  103. Evolution banned in Kansas by krell · · Score: 1
    "I think the only state to ban evolution was KS"

    Isn't it the shocker, though, when you drive west on I635 and cross over from Missouri? Suddenly, the forests give way to shallow trilobite-filled swamps as far as the eye can see.

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    1. Re:Evolution banned in Kansas by kaitou · · Score: 1

      Thats just the Board of Education facility.

  104. Here we go again... by J'raxis · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here are some of the facts involved in the famous McDonald's coffee lawsuit. That particular lawsuit was not an example of a frivolous lawsuit; there are plenty of others, but that isn't one.

    1. Re:Here we go again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      McDonald's coffee is the "Godwin's Law" of all lawsuit threads. Stop it.

    2. Re:Here we go again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for pointing this out. People jump on this example all the time for all the wrong reasons because they never followed the suit through to its conclusion. They read the headlines, listened to some yadda-yadda from some yammering talking head, then declared themselves an expert. Idiots.

      McDonalds was wrong in this case and they were at fault. They should have settled out of court when given the opportunity.

    3. Re:Here we go again... by Scarletdown · · Score: 0

      That's a good point, AC. Perhaps it is time we give this a name?

      I propose calling it the Lava Java Law.

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    4. Re:Here we go again... by antiMStroll · · Score: 1

      Following on the points in the link, what conclusion should be drawn about tea kettles, percolators, cauldrons and other easily available home devices which routinely dispense liquids at temperatures well above that of MacDonalds coffee? Did the woman never brew a cup of tea at home and place herself at even greater risk? Perhaps not a frivolous lawsuit but certainly an opportunistic one possible only in an overly litiguous society, just like this Russian suit.

    5. Re:Here we go again... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Note necessarily defending either side, but the site is a bit sensational. They note that any liquid above 140degF can burn on contact. They do NOT note that food must be held at or above 140 to be considered safe. 40 to 140 (f) is the "danger zone" for food bourne illness, and any food in this zone for any length of time should be discarded. I believe (though I'm not sure) that all food service items must be kept below 40 or ABOVE 140F AT ALL TIMES, by law, in most US jurisdictions.

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    6. Re:Here we go again... by Panaphonix · · Score: 1

      That link is quite biased. "The jury initially awarded Ms. Liebeck the equivalent of two days worth of coffee sales..." What's the point of saying that? How many days of coffee profits, which is more to the point?

      Anyway, this page is a bit more balanced. 700 cases over 10 years works out to 1 out of every 24 million cups. And how about the fact that the National Coffee Association reccomends coffee be served at 180-185 degrees Fahrenheit?

    7. Re:Here we go again... by Macdude · · Score: 1

      That particular lawsuit was not an example of a frivolous lawsuit; there are plenty of others, but that isn't one.

      Of course it was. The woman knowingly put a styrofoam cup she knew was filled with a hot liquid in her lap and proceeded to spill it on herself. She is 100% responsible for her actions. Sueing McDonalds for her actions was frivolous. The fact that she won the case shows that the courts are incompetent, not that the suit was frivolous.

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    8. Re:Here we go again... by J'raxis · · Score: 1
      Yep, I saw the stellaawards.com page. I was, however, looking for a page to link to that explicitly provided the other side of the story since everyone else is pointing out all the aspects of it that make it look completely frivolous.

      If you want more from the completely "NPOV" perspective, also try Wikipedia.

    9. Re:Here we go again... by natet · · Score: 1

      Thank you for pointing out that site. You have successfully convinced me that coffee drinkers are idiots. "Let's consume a drink that if we ingest it at the optimum serving temperature, it would cause 3rd degree burns inside our mouths."

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    10. Re:Here we go again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Presumably you sip it rather than gulp it...

    11. Re:Here we go again... by trailerparkcassanova · · Score: 1

      A frivolous lawsuit is one without merit. How was this a frivolous lawsuit? This suit was heard before a jury. McDonalds was represented by a excellent legal team. The jury heard arguments from both parties. The facts were found to be overwhelmingly against McDonalds and McDonalds was found liable. Still think this was frivolous?

    12. Re:Here we go again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A frivolous lawsuit is one without merit. How was this a frivolous lawsuit? This suit was heard before a jury"

      There are large numbers of completely frivolous lawsuits like this one that do go before a jury and the defendents lose. The facts are overwhelmingly in McDonald's favor: they sold a safe product, and they had nothing to do with spilling the coffee. I'm referring to actual facts, which might not agree with false testimony given to a jury.

  105. Friend who studies all kind of space things? by rbarreira · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The other comment I've heard, from a friend who studies all kinds of space things, is that he hoped NASA picked their comet-target right, because they probably changed its trajectory in minute ways, and it could come back to haunt us if it happens to be cyclical with a very long period, and NASA didn't know about it, and it came back with something that looks like a collision course in the future.

    Tell that friend who "studies all kind of space things" to study some logic and probabilities too. Since all calculations done show that the comet isn't expected to impact Earth neither with the previous nor with the new trajectory, the probability that we have made it crash Earth in a few million years is the same that we have avoided a future crash.

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  106. Let me just say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ROFL

  107. It just could have worked.... by ShyGuy91284 · · Score: 1

    If she was in America and it was for a reasonable sum. But I don't think Russia is so supportive of such idiotic things.

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  108. Breaking News by Peter_Pork · · Score: 4, Funny

    In an unprecedented prank, NASA engineers sent capsule with astrologer and her lawyer towards Mercury. Her parents sued over the suffering endured by her daughter while sharing the tiny capsule with a lawyer. "Ok, I must admit that part was not nice", said a nerdy NASA engineer. Oddly enough, this "astral trip" was part of a previous settlement...

  109. That's the part I find funny by mcc · · Score: 3, Informative
    It's not like the comet was going to stay pristine. Comets travel through very harsh environments
    Yup. If you'll look here, you'll see an image that the impact probe captured on approach. That is, before it hit the comet.

    Notice something rather distinctive about that comet?

    It's covered in impact craters already
    1. Re:That's the part I find funny by HarvardAce · · Score: 2, Funny
      It's covered in impact craters already

      So who beat NASA to the punch? Aliens? The Russians?

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    2. Re:That's the part I find funny by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      I've got my money on Russian aliens.

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    3. Re:That's the part I find funny by northcat · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and your mom is covered with holes in certain areas of her body. Doesn't mean those holes happened after her birth due to impact.

  110. This makes no sense by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2, Funny

    Any real astrologer knows that the courts are not the proper channel for such disputes. The correct procedure for redress of these complaints is for the astrologer to put a curse on NASA. And then, when NASA begs forgiveness, she can dictate her terms to them.

    Why don't people use the established channels the way they were intended to be used anymore???

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  111. I just don't get it. by eheldreth · · Score: 2, Insightful

    IANAL so could someone who is explain to me how someone from another country can sue NASA. I mean it seems to me the only athourity NASA is bound by would be the US government. It's a little like complaining about Germeny because they violate West Virginia state law by letting 16 year olds drink beer.

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    1. Re:I just don't get it. by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      It's pretty much the same way someone in Nevada can sue a citizen of Wisconsin in the Nevada state courts.

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  112. Prince of persia says: by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    [Quote] After all, they did just alter my fate.[/Quote]

    You should be grateful. At least you haven't got the Dahaka chasing after you! :-(

  113. Re:A point of clarification by pbhj · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Like quarks ... where's the objective verification.

    What about the hadron boot-strap? Branes?

    I think we take a lot on faith without realising it. Much of that is based on someone elses faith too!

    By applying logic, I've never really got beyond the questions of other minds and the existence of external actual reality as an explanation for sense-data. And I don't see Occam's razor as being a logical method.

  114. Remember, they're a persucuted minority by Pac · · Score: 5, Funny

    Surrounded by atheist barbarians who want to force their children into gay marriages, perform mandatory abortions on their pregnant daughters and burn all bibles in the libraries. You can never stop watching for those barbarians, else you will wake up to find 24 hours porn programming on all TV stations. With a bare-breasted Janet Jackson doing the weather.

    1. Re:Remember, they're a persucuted minority by JaffaKREE · · Score: 1

      else you will wake up to find 24 hours porn programming on all TV stations. With a bare-breasted Janet Jackson doing the weather.

      What WONDERFUL religion is this you speak of ?!

    2. Re:Remember, they're a persucuted minority by phxbadash · · Score: 1

      And that would be bad why?

    3. Re:Remember, they're a persucuted minority by DavidHumus · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...else you will wake up to find 24 hours porn programming on all TV stations. With a bare-breasted Janet Jackson doing the weather.

      and this is a bad thing because...?

    4. Re:Remember, they're a persucuted minority by FireFury03 · · Score: 1

      You can never stop watching for those barbarians, else you will wake up to find 24 hours porn programming on all TV stations.

      Sorry, this is a bad thing? :)

    5. Re:Remember, they're a persucuted minority by Amouth · · Score: 1

      sorry but for some reason i just had to reply to this.. no comment or anything.. just had to click on reply

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    6. Re:Remember, they're a persucuted minority by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've seen Janet's boob ... it's hardly something I want to see on my TV all day. If we're going to see boobs all the time, make it a pretty one ... please.

    7. Re:Remember, they're a persucuted minority by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      I'd rather have a bare-breasted Pamela Anderson doing the weather?

    8. Re:Remember, they're a persucuted minority by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As Chris Rock said... "40 year old titty - your mans titty, 20 year old titty - community titty!"

      Janet Jackson sure aint no 20 year old!

    9. Re:Remember, they're a persucuted minority by dangitman · · Score: 1
      Because Janet Jackson's breasts have been ruled:

      • A weapon of mass destruction
      • A biological weapon
      • Cruel and unusual punishment
      • A violation of the Geneva convention
      • A violation of the Kyoto protocol
      • Hazardous waste
      • Psychologically damaging

      Therefore, Janet has already been moved to Guantanamo Bay by the Department of Homeland Security to help the interrogation process. Therefore, she is unavailable as a newsreader.

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  115. McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    The suit was completely frivolous. The phony justification for it does not get around these very important facts:

    - During the time leading up to the suit, McDonald's sold more than 10 cups of coffee at that temperature. There were only 700 burn incidents. This is an excellent safety record, and shows that (statistically) everyone could drink this coffee safely. The coffee was safe.

    - The plaintiff had purchased and consumed many cups of coffee at this same McDonalds previously with no incident. The coffee was safe, even in the plaintiff's own experience

    - The plaintiff endeavored to dump the coffee into her own lap. This was her doing, not McDonalds' doing. The accident was 100% her own fault. McDonalds did not do this..

    - The temperature McDonalds' sold the coffee at is the recommended optimum serving temperature.

    - McDonalds, despite the phony claims in the linked article, claimed that their coffee was "hot". Precaution around hot liquids is taught at an early age. McDonald's gave sufficient warning.

    1. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      There were only 700 burn incidents requiring skin grafts? Shit, I like to still have taste buds left when I drink my "optimal temperature" coffee.

    2. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hmm... What do you call it when you are warned that your coffee is dangerously hot by the state safety officials but you decide to go ahead and do it anyway because it allows you to squeeze out more juice per grind?

      Negligence maybe?

    3. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by egjertse · · Score: 5, Funny
      During the time leading up to the suit, McDonald's sold more than 10 cups of coffee at that temperature. There were only 700 burn incidents.

      So, on average each customer burned himself 70 times on the same cup of coffee? Damn...

    4. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by blueg3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You don't comment on the severity of the burn incidents. 700 people is not always an excellent record. Statistically or no, it's not everyone. It's 700 in (whatever you meant by 10). Often a small number of injuries out of a large pool of people can be cause for concern. (Many major news stories about "dangers of X" have many, many fewer than 700 incidences behind them.)

      I don't know where you get that the temperature, which was not too much below boiling, is the recommended optimum serving temperature for coffee. Recommended by whom, McDonalds? Not surprising! The reason the coffee was that hot is that it is what McDonald's felt was the optimum storage temperature. Coffee should be made with very hot water, not stored for long, and served at a temperature where one can safely drink it. The latter was certainly not true of this coffee.

      The plantiff did not intentionally dump coffee on herself to cause injury. Thus your use of "endeavor" is misleading (as is "dump"). Just because she spilled coffee on herself does not mean McDonald's had no part in causing her burns.

      Clearly you are not a lawyer.

    5. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not true. And it's a perfect example of hte stupid fear that the news tries to create in America. For example, just a few weeks ago the news was swarming with stories about shark attacks. And I'll be the first to admit that a shark attack is dangerous. And the truth is that there have been somehting like 65 or 70 deaths caused by sharks in hte last hundred years. Does this mean you should stay out of hte ocean? Only if you're a retard. What it means is that the ocean is far safer than you think. If sharks are a problem, what about vending machines? You want the totals on accidental vending machine deaths in the last hundred years?

      Conclusion: small numbers of problems from a very large number of success stories actually DOES mean that it's a not a problem. The prediliction of humanity to kill itself or injur itself in stupid ways is notorious and all encompassing. Given enough time and a large enough control group at least one person will kill themselves with their own shoes. That's natural selection. Burning is nature's way of telling you that you were too stupid to drink hot beverages and your lap has been punished.

    6. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by swv3752 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Precariously balance a cup of liquid in your lap while driving a car. The odds of you spilling are so disproportionately high, that one can rightfully claim you are endeavoring to spill.

      In the MacDonald's case, the plaintiff was found by the jury to be partially at fault. MacDonalds did serve thier coffee too hot, but the plaintiff was an idiot to balance the coffee in her lap.

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    7. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by J'raxis · · Score: 1

      "The temperature McDonalds' sold the coffee at is the recommended optimum serving temperature."

      The coffee was hotter than the state health and safety regulations allowed for, whether or not it's the "optimum serving temperature." In fact, this particular McDonald's had been cited prior to this incident for keeping their coffee too hot. I've read that the optimum serving temperature of coffee is something like 180 degrees, but the regulations require it to be kept much lower.

      My own opinions of officious regulatory agencies notwithstanding, if you ignore safety regulations, you're opening yourself up to legal liability when something goes wrong.

    8. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by Senjutsu · · Score: 1

      Precariously balance a cup of liquid in your lap while driving a car

      She was in the passenger seat. The car wasn't moving.

    9. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, I love a McBailey's in the morning, or maye 10.

      Sera

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    10. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by Senzei · · Score: 1
      Hmm... What do you call it when you are warned that your coffee is dangerously hot by the state safety officials but you decide to go ahead and do it anyway because it allows you to squeeze out more juice per grind?

      The "safety organizations" quoted in the article are not stated as being state safety officials. Hell any nutball could create a "safety organization" and issue out warnings for anything. Unless they can provide names of some credible source that point is nothing more than bs.

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    11. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by jejones · · Score: 1

      She was in the passenger seat. The car wasn't moving.

      She held the cup of coffee between her legs and removed the lid, about the only thing resisting the inward pressure, so she could add cream and sugar. Should companies be held responsible for what happens when utter dolts use their products?

    12. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by Senzei · · Score: 1
      She was also attempting to fill the thing with creamer and sugar to the coffee. That means that she probably had the cup precariously balanced on her lap, or at the least was holding it with one hand while trying to manage sugar, creamer, and stirring. I wonder why she wasn't using her knees to assist in holding the cup, maybe because she knew it was too damn hot?

      The point is that the car doesn't have to be moving for some idiot to spill coffee while they add creamer to it.

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    13. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by blueg3 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The coffee spilled while she was removing the lid, as a passenger in a stopped car, in an attempt to add cream and sugar -- something very common among coffee drinkers. While many jurors did not originally feel that the case was warranted, after seeing the evidence, they were particularly struck by McDonald's callousness in the case. The plaintiff received third-degree burns on 6% of her body as a consequence of the spilled coffee and initally requested compensation for her medical bills, which for such extensive burns are significant. McDonald's knew that the risk existed, as they served their coffee very hot. They'd seen cases of this happening before (from first to third degree burns), settling out of court but not changing their policies.

      As a long-time coffee drinker, I frequently have a cup of coffee in the car. It spills. But third-degree burns are not part of any rational person's expectations of the consequences of spilled coffee. If you're going to serve something that carries that sort of danger -- one beyond normal expectations for the product -- to a place where it's well-known that spills will occur, at the very least there should be clear warnings. Maybe you disagree, but twelve people who actually listed to all the facts (and were not predisposed one way or the other) didn't.

      Of course, now you often can't get McDonald's coffee that's hot enough and they put warnings on their cups, which isn't necessary (though to do otherwise may make them guilty of not protecting their stockholders). So it seems silly in retrospect, as the beverage is just as hot as you'd expect, but with warnings. Still, warnings never hurt anyone.

    14. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't feed the troll.

    15. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At what point is the coffee too hot? 300 degrees? 500 degrees? Oh no! That would burn anyone!

      Wait a minute, coffee can be no hotter than boiling temperature, approx. 212 degrees F. That's hot. However, humans have been boiling water for a long time, and I don't think it's unreasonable to expect a human to be able to handle boiling water safely.

      If they were serving coffee hotter than the melting temperature of iron, you'd have a point, but because of physics, we know that's impossible.

      It's no more dangerous than boiling water. Food is dangerous in general. People get hurt by choking, food allergies, burning of all kinds (including temperatures much hotter than 212 degrees F), cutting, indigestion or upset stomach, overdose of concentrated sugar which can lead to hypoglycemia, digestion problems, and all kinds of long term health consequences.

      Eating correctly and safely is your responsibility. Food preparation places are expected to be clean and free of disease or poisons. If you're allergic to peanuts, don't order peanuts, and make sure what you're getting doesn't have peanuts in it. If you are clumsy, don't order something hot.

      If a restaurant puts glass shards in your food, that is the restaurants responsibility if you get hurt. If they heat up your coffee, well, they're doing what you asked when you asked for hot coffee.

    16. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by John_Booty · · Score: 1

      During the time leading up to the suit, McDonald's sold more than 10 cups of coffee at that temperature. There were only 700 burn incidents.

      So, on average each customer burned himself 70 times on the same cup of coffee? Damn...


      I am sitting here laughing so hard that I'm literally crying... ahahahsdlkcslknfvjn... thank you for that post

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    17. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure we should have a warning for every stupid thing a person could possibly do with any product. "Rat poison is not intended to be fed to children." "Do not stick your tongue in the fan." "Do not stick your penis in the fan." "Do not stick your penis in this cup of coffee." "Do not place super-glue on your genitals."

    18. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      one beyond normal expectations for the product

      Hot coffee is hot. If the coffee were hotter than 212 degrees F, I think it would be fair to say that there is a danger beyond normal expectations. However, that is not physically possible, so it's not the case.

      She knew in advance that it was hot, she knew that she would get burned to some degree if she spilled it on her lap, and she took a risk. She was negligent, and spilled the coffee. She got burned. What's the surprise here?

      McDonalds could have adjusted the temperature so that you would get slightly less burned. But then people would be claiming even more gross negligence because they "know their product is burning people". They could serve cold coffee and nobody would get burned, and nobody would order it.

      This is just getting stupid. It seems a strange thing that here on /. people think that they are enlightened by dispelling some "lawsuit myth", but normal people think this lawsuit is stupid.

    19. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The facts of the case were rather clear, but instead of learning them, you apparently buy the conservative media hype that some stupid person burned herself on coffee so she could sue. You then also apparently buy into the same hype that government mandated warnings are specious.

      The typical conservative drivel is that people should be personally responsible and not blame others for their mistakes. Well, what about corporations? Should they not be responsible for their negligent actions? McDonald's was negligent in responding to safety concerns about the temperature of their coffee. Why should they not be held responsible?

      Would you be upset if you walked onto a wet tile floor that wasn't marked as such. slipped and broke your hip? Why? Shouldn't you be responsible enough to check that the floor isn't wet before walking across it?

      Here's a better example: If you had bought a portable crib (like Pack-n-Play) for a friend's child ten or so years ago, the crib could easily collapse and suffocate the child as she was playing in it. I guess you would think it's your fault (or the parents') she died, not the shoddy manufacturing?

    20. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "Hot coffee is hot. If the coffee were hotter than 212 degrees F, I think it would be fair to say that there is a danger beyond normal expectations. However, that is not physically possible, so it's not the case."

      You should recheck your "facts". Of course coffe can be well above 1 atm boiling point. it can go as high as 120C (about 250F).

      On the other hand, I don't think it were beyond 80C (about 180C), still much higher than "usual", which shouldn't go beyond 70C (about 155F).

      "She got burned. What's the surprise here?"

      The heaviness of the injuries, of course! You take a table knife, pass softly your finger over the edge and next you see is your finger on the floor: you were cutted. What's the surprise there?

    21. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      There's a big difference between the obvious and the nonobvious, something that tort-reform proponents seem to have a problem with.

      I don't know if you work in a cubicle or what, but safety warnings are crucial in a lot of places. A lot of things have atypical circumstances -- like coffee that's substantially hotter than a typical serving temperature, to the point that it burns more than one would expect.

      I suppose you'd prefer at restaurants, when they bring out a very hot plate (not the ones that are sizzling, but just a plate that's very hot), they not tell you and let you burn yourself.

      To cover your examples, rat poison does say that it's toxic to humans. Many poisons are not toxic to species other than the ones they target. Home fans are not terribly dangerous, and you can guess from the rotating blades that it might hurt. On the other hand, some equipment has fans on the inside (where they can't be seen) with powerful enough motors to cause serious injury -- these typically have the "injured hand" logo indicating physical hazard. Conventions about hot liquids are well-known. However, if you went to a hot tub and put your foot in, only to find out the water was not a pleasant temperature but near-boiling, causing serious third-degree burns to your foot, you'd be pretty upset and blaming others. Super glue does carry warnings that it binds instantly to skin. Many glues don't bind to skin well at all. So you see, most of those are both reasonable and already exist (just not in the specific form you mentioned).

      Ask anyone who works in an experimental research facility or factory floor about safety warnings. Where I work is plastered everywhere with safety notices and warning signs, as well as complicated lockout systems. Even after the mandatory safety training, there are a lot of things you run into in the course of a day's work that have hazards that you're not familiar with and not obvious, many of which could cause serious injury or death. People will make mistakes, and warning them about potential hazards and preventing from making these mistakes in the first place are important ways to cut back on unnecessary injuries.

    22. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      As far as I recall, there weren't state safety officials involved, no. The organization is the Shriners Burn something-or-other. I don't do them justice by not remembering their name offhand, but they're reputable. In addition, McDonald's had a number of known burn incidents, settled out of court, yet didn't consult any experts about burn hazards posed by their products. You may not think they should have to, but stockholders who stand to lose money when a lawsuit is eventually filed would disagree.

    23. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      "Would you be upset if you walked onto a wet tile floor that wasn't marked as such. slipped and broke your hip? Why? Shouldn't you be responsible enough to check that the floor isn't wet before walking across it?"

      Hah! I suddenly envisioned myself walking through the hallways gingerly with some sort of device on a pole to test if the floor is wet.

      With the frequency they wash the floors around here and the number of pointy metal shelving units around, that's asking for some nasty injury if they didn't put up signs. Fortunately, as I mention elsewhere, I work in a research facility where safety paranoia is the norm. It is nice knowing which lines carry high voltage and that if you open a door into a radiation hazard area the whole system will be shut off immediately. They even put up "Danger : Ice" and "Wet Floor" signs during bad spots in the winter. Of course, people usually expect the ice, so really the sign is reminding you that one of these days you're going to fall.

    24. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      This is easy to address.

      Hot coffee is hot. If the coffee were hotter than 212 degrees F, I think it would be fair to say that there is a danger beyond normal expectations.

      Perhaps you're not familiar with hot liquids? Hot water below boiling is still very dangerous. Burn experts even told McDonald's this. At normal temperatures, burning from coffee is painful but not particularly dangerous. At 20 C above normal (McDonald's temperature), it's capable of causing third-degree burns within seconds, as was the case here.

      What's the surprise here?

      The extent of the burns and the amount of medical care necessary to repair the damage. It was far beyond what would be expected for hot coffee. (I guarantee you if the coffee was a normal temperature we'd have one ticked old lady but zero lawsuits.)

      McDonalds could have adjusted the temperature so that you would get slightly less burned. But then people would be claiming even more gross negligence because they "know their product is burning people".

      20 degrees Centigrade, the amount McDonald's coffee was hotter than normal serving temperature, is a lot. Lowering it to a normal temperature, you will get much less burned -- first-degree instead of third-degree, which is a huge difference. They did claim negligence because they knew their product was burning people -- there were already some 700 reported incidences of burns from coffee that McDonald's knew about and didn't act on. This was the primary motivation for the jury's ruling against McDonald's (according to jury members).

      Normal people think the lawsuit is stupid because they don't bother to read the facts, the just buy what the tort-reform politicians and media sensationalists tell them. No big surprise there, it's par for the course. It doesn't make you right, though, just ignorant.

    25. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      coffe can be well above 1 atm boiling point

      If the coffee were 120 degrees C, and you restored the surface pressure to 1 atm (like, by, I dunno, putting it in a cup), it would start to furiously bubble until it cooled below 100 degrees C. I don't think anyone is accusing McDonalds of putting coffee that is actively bubbling and serving it to someone.

      The heaviness of the injuries

      So, McDonalds should lower the temperature so that it gives people 2nd degree burns?

      I think it should be self-evident that people can safely handle boiling temperature liquids. When they choose not to, they know that they are risking a non-life threatening burn (assuming a coffee-sized amount of boiling water). She chose to ignore the risk, and sure enough, she got a non-life-threatening burn.

      She knew in advance that it would burn. Is there an expected amount of burn that she would understand?

      you were cutted. What's the surprise there

      None. Are you suggesting that knife manufacturers should be held liable for people cutting their fingers versus cutting other animals' flesh for which the knife was intended?

      Believe it or not, some people demand a sharp knife, and even pay extra. People demand hot coffee. It's not even like this was the first time she got hot coffee, so presumably she expected it to be hot.

      And it totally ignores the rule of law in this country. How is someone supposed to know in advance that they are doing something they could be held liable for? Is there some rule that you can serve food that makes a second degree burn but not a 3rd? Why do we allow people to serve food that can make a second degree burn? Why do we allow people to serve unbalanced diets? Because these things are demanded by customers, and when we go to McDonalds, we have accepted the risks of food that is hot and possibly part of an unbalanced diet.

    26. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 1

      Dude, they already said it was HOT.

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    27. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by Rutgersen · · Score: 1
      I love the warning labels companies put on products.

      Just the other day I avoided possible serious injury
      by reading the warning label on the toner for my new printer:

      "Do not eat toner."

    28. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by GermanShorthair · · Score: 0

      This has been a particularly good day for off-the-cuff gut busting humor here at /.

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    29. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by Tekgno · · Score: 1

      Warning signs don't mean anything. Here in Australia, if you place a warning sign on a wet floor, you are admiting that you acknowledge the fact that there is a danger without exactly doing anything about it. If somebody slips, you just took full responsibility.

    30. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      Maybe you're not a lawyer and maybe you don't understand warning signs. Certainly if this is the case in Australia, your system is dumb. It's not the case here.

      Of course, if there's a leak in the ceiling, so the floor's not intentionally wet, and all you do to address the problem is put up a sign, there will be problems. You're not maintaining a safe environment. But then, if it's on record that someone reported the wet floor to you and you didn't put up a note, hoping to avoid liability, that's only going to be worse.

      If someone comes and mops the floor and puts up a "wet floor" sign, or if people have been tracking in water all day, then you won't end up with any responsibility if people fall.

    31. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've performed this maneuver many times, though using my knees. The bottom of the cup also resists the inward pressure. After a point, so do the walls of the cup. It's quite sufficient to hold the cup between your knees and open the lid. I only do this to cool the coffee, though, as I don't like burns in my mouth and throat, and the cup is well-insulated. These days I just hold it in one hand and open with the other, but I've heard (so it's probably untrue) that she needed both hands.

      I can only hope that some day you are injured by something common because you didn't know better. It's easy to call the people who are injured by everyday circumstances idiots, but rarely is it true.

    32. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was completely frivolous by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      I've seen eyeglass cleaner (essentially overpriced windex with scent added) that says "Not for use on contact lenses." So they're way ahead of you.

  116. holy shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    4. Rescue parties are still combing through the debris as of this filing, but 1,952 formerly sentient organisms have been recovered as of this filing, and at least 4,700 remain unaccounted for.

    that's worse then 9/11.

  117. Oh dear... by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 1

    I'm dreaming about Slashdot now... I mean, there isn't really anyone that stupid, is there? Then again, the bounds some people (Like this lawsuit-happy astrologer) will go to to protect their (what, exactly?) are virtually unlimited...

  118. Re:I should sue them, too ... Yes! by pbhj · · Score: 1

    NASA were bound to do it though as they couldn't alter the future. Given that the universe is predictable - NASA were forced to take that action from the original state given to the universe.

    Or perhaps predicatbility and determinisim are divergent. I don't know, my brain wants to reboot just approaching thinking about that question.

  119. yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    you would have thought that she saw that coming.

  120. It depends on who you sue by TrashGod · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If she'd sued the Russian space agency, she'd already be in the gulag. Going after NASA? Now, that has potential.

    Coming soon: All your spacecraft are belong to us!

  121. NASA: from litter lout to vandalism! by ynohoo · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately there is currently no authority to prosecute NASA for their decades of treating space as their trash can, they have now moved into the realm of vandalism.

    Is there no saving us from this delinquent?

    1. Re:NASA: from litter lout to vandalism! by KD5YPT · · Score: 1

      I would be glad to request to them to store ALL orbital wastes at your backyard. Of course, they shouldn't be liable is they fired the retro rocket a bit late, causing the whole 200 pound object to land on your house at supersonic speed.

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  122. You're priceless by Pac · · Score: 1

    Stop it, my co-workers are already asking what is so funny...

    Before you go on, if you haven't noticed yet, humans will have evolved into space-robots and I will still fail to dignify your troll with a serious answer

    1. Re:You're priceless by sveinungkv · · Score: 1

      Well, I guess you will not give me evidence for evolution because you can't give me evidence that will hold any test.

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  123. same old crap by milktoastman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Are you trolling, or do you just have your head in the clouds? This is the same old, tired, generic testimonial defense of faith healing and astrology I always see. No one doubts the power of placebo in alleviating symptoms of illness, but I've never seen any well-documented results indicating that faith healing really helps anyone. Nor have I seen anything compelling about astrology. An astrologer describing people who may come into your life--or even describing people who are known to you--well, that's pretty subjective all around and there are ways to sound specific and "dead on" without really having to be so. I mean, most normal people fluctuate in their personalities from day to day, and most of us have a few bad traits as well as good. So, if you describe someone as basically good but with the concession that there are few negative aspects to the person, you're generally right. As for YOUR comments...why don't YOU get specific in describing your so-called compelling experiences that lead you to believe in some of this faith healing/astrology BS? You sound as generic as every horoscope I've come across. And, btw, I don't really care if I'm being rude or not. I've been polite to people with dumb ass beliefs for so long and I'm tired of walking on eggshells with you people (and what do I mean by "you people"?). I'm tired of having to respect your naivete because you are so sickeningly spiritual and have such a sensitive world view that to disagree causes you such spiritual agony. I hate it when I try to talk sense with the New Age people I know and they pull that passive agressive "oh you cause me such pain and concern because you are headed down such a spiritually destructive path and I will go pray for you I hope you realize what a burden your attitude is on ME" crap...ah, hell with it, you're probably a troll anyway. Why bother?

    1. Re:same old crap by giorgiofr · · Score: 1

      Oh my, I'm definitely not a New Age guy and I don't like them, but they seem to have bitten you real bad! What have they done to you, I wonder. Beside begin wusses, I mean.

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    2. Re:same old crap by iamwahoo2 · · Score: 1

      Your negativity is disturbing my aura.

    3. Re:same old crap by milktoastman · · Score: 1

      Besides hiding behind their spirituality as an excuse for their weakness, which in turn was once used as an excuse by one of them to stalk one of my friends, they just annoy the piss out of me and I'm tired of it. And I see that same credulous mind set as the very same mentality that enables warlords and fascists.

  124. Ridiculous by Thomas+DM · · Score: 1

    I think it is ridiculous. I hope the court charges her a few ten thousand bucks for abusing the system.

  125. Astrology needs better astronomy by dick+johnson · · Score: 1

    Well, since these astronomers base their predictions on the stars, you would think that the location of spacial objects to be important...

    But there's one little problem. The star charts in use by Astrologers is based on how the stars looked during the times of the ancient greeks.

    The position of the stars have moved 'A LOT' since then. I think she'd be better off updating her star charts, than worrying that NASA nudged some tiny comet off course by about 2 cm.

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  126. Hate to spoil the joke... by kronocide · · Score: 1

    > So...the cost of ruining the 'natural balance of forces in the universe' is $300 mil US. Wonder how she arrived at that figure...could we see a breakdown?

    I don't know if she ever claimed that that's what it costs (it's just compensation for her "damages"), but if you adopt her position, it is what it did cost. Apparently, the cost of the project was around $300M. I'm sure NASA has a very detailed breakdown.

  127. Intolerance is the way to go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Tolerance brought 'creation science' to our schools. While everyone get's all tolerant and PC, the religous right has consolidated a tremendous amount of power. I doubt there are many religions that wouldn't legislate their beliefs into law, given a chance. They are now getting lots of chances.

    Tolerance has to end somewhere. For me, we've pretty much reached that point. If people want to believe in the supernatural (astrology, gods, devils, telekinesis, etc.) fine. When they get public with it, I mean to belittle them. The definition of supernatural I'm using is Oxford sense 1.

    I've tried tolerance for half a century. That's all done.

    1. Re:Intolerance is the way to go by walueg · · Score: 1
      Tolerance has to end somewhere.
      I'm not a big fan of tolerance either, but what I was speaking of was not religious tolerance, but the practice of painting Texans/Christians with a broad brush because of the actions of an extreme minority in a society that cherishes tolerance above all things. I'm sorry if I accused the author of the great-grandparent post of being a hypocrit. ;-)
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    2. Re:Intolerance is the way to go by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      "I'm not a big fan of tolerance either"

      I'm with you. I despise tolerance and all who tolerate it.
      Down with tolerance!

    3. Re:Intolerance is the way to go by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      For example there is no room for tolerance as far as violating constitutional rights relating to religious tolerance. I'm not well informed on this, but I think that the founding fathers would seriously disapprove of banning all religion from public school.

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    4. Re:Intolerance is the way to go by ApewithGun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ....For example there is no room for tolerance as far as violating constitutional rights relating to religious tolerance. I'm not well informed on this, but I think that the founding fathers would seriously disapprove of banning all religion from public school....

      ________

      Would these be the same Founding Fathers who decreed that black people were 3/5ths of a white person? You know the ones I'm talking about...they forgot to outlaw slavery in those original documents too.

      And what religion would they disapprove of being removed from schools? Christianity? Sorry but a religion that decrees that I must kill my neighbor if he works on the Sabbath and also also fails to condemm slavery has no place in schools.

      The Founding Fathers put together a remarkable country and are to be commended for it but we really need to get away from this idea that we should operate today by what the Founding Fathers intended.

      Just my $.02

    5. Re:Intolerance is the way to go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...Sorry but a religion that decrees that I must kill my neighbor if he works on the Sabbath ...

      Sorry, but that is from the Old Testament, part of the Mosaic Law which was done away with The Crucifixion of Jesus Christ. At least according to the Christian faith. The Jews may still ascribe to that belief, I dunno.

  128. She Predicted she would win. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She knows the future, winning is sure. That is why she decided to sue.

    Astrology is a money making machine which works many ways.

  129. Impacts by Convector · · Score: 1

    Because of course comets NEVER suffer any impacts during their existence. The craters already there that Deep Impact photographed on the way in were obviously fakes. (I'm being sarcastic. Perhaps you've noticed) I've also never heard of comets being used in astrology before. Usually, it's just the Sun. If you're lucky the Moon and the planets as well, but the asteroids, and the billions of Kuiper-Belt objects are somehow irrelevant.

  130. Reasoning: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    In Soviet Russia the comet shoots YOU.
    (http://www.psi.edu/projects/siberia/siberia .html)

  131. Re:A point of clarification by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You can't apply logic to faith, because logic is a form of faith. Logic will always supercede other faiths if they're analyzed logically, just like logic will always be superceded by religion, if explored religiously.

    Whether you fundamentally believe that logic means something or if you fundamentally belive that your existance means something is just as much a leap of faith.

    Religion and logic don't necessarily disclude one another, but for those who belive in both, the order of which supercedes which might determine whether they're agnostic or if they're religious.

  132. Quite the Contrary by drooling-dog · · Score: 1
    laugh in the faces of morons who bring court cases like this

    I would argue that under our (U.S.) new "faith-based" regime, it will be stupid to be rational. The final answer to all questions will be, "because We tell you so."

  133. For more information... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
  134. Is she a real astrologist ? by stud9920 · · Score: 1, Funny

    She, for one, should have known centuries in advance about the Deep Impact mission. So she is actually a bad astrologist for not having taken it into account, and also for not knowing about it.

  135. In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    comet impacts you!

  136. $, yeah might of know, this upsets me by zenst · · Score: 1

    Frankly these types of people need to be blasted into a astroid. Pathetic wasters of society. They angst me can I sue them!!!

    They waste time/resources and frankly shouldn;t be alowed to breath, totaly pathetic. Funny how all thsese silly lawsuits have $ values, is it gentic or something!!!! :(

    I feel sorry for all the Americans that have to put up with people like this, must make there life hell and not helping the countries credability at all that shite like this can even get off the ground.

    Whatever happened to common sence. Not like they objected before it happened noo cant do that they wait till after the event and go ew were ma lawyer paaa izzaa goona sueza theasea peeoopola cozaaa my maaa sayzaaaa that me horoiscopy goonaa alll wong.

    I Hope NASA counter sues and shoots em into space coz they would get my vote.

    1. Re:$, yeah might of know, this upsets me by KD5YPT · · Score: 1

      While I appreciate your support, do note that the astrologer is, thankfully, in Russia and not in US.

      If she IS in US...

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    2. Re:$, yeah might of know, this upsets me by zenst · · Score: 1

      so its contagious then :(. You know communisim did have some positive things going for it thinking about it retrospectivly :D

  137. They should... by jlramirez · · Score: 0

    pay her in fake currency.

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    1. Re:They should... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, some Russian Hippy wont probably know the differnce.... better yet, pay her in counterfeit money.

  138. False analogy by belrick · · Score: 1

    Among the list of "crankpots" should we include mainstream religion and their various objections to things like cloning? I fail to see how mainstream religion differs significantly from the rest of the crackpots... I mean if you overlook the organization, political power and all that.

    I'm sorry, but comparing this case and abortion/organized religion is a false analogy.

    In the latter case, science does agree that the thing that becomes a full human after gestation is the single-celled fertilized egg. Science does not have anything to say about the ethical, moral, social, or political issues around abortion. Scientists or scientific organizations, being people or groups of people, may have something to say, but that is different from science.

    In the former case (comet impact/astrology) science specifically refutes the claim that the position of the comet has any measurable effect on any person's life (apart from physical effects like changing its course resulting in impact with the Earth!).

    So you see, the analogy is not correct.

    1. Re:False analogy by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Bingo. Just because something can be done doesn't mean that it's moral. The science behind it is irrelevant.

      Think of all the people who are against genetically altered crops and irradiated foods. Which side do you think they are on with regards to stem cell research? This is one example out of hundreds where people will make science a devil on one issue while making it a savior on another. Science itself is fairly neutral with regards to politics.

      The disagreements over stem cell research and abortion has nothing to do with science. Scientifically, we have a distinct instance of specie homo sapiens at the instant of conception. But that's not the issue. The real question is when does that instance of specie homo sapiens obtain the legal right to life? At that moment of some months afterwards? That's an issue that's belongs to the realm of philosophy, with a lengthy detour into linguistics while we argue over the definitions of "life", "person", "viable", etc.

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  139. Re:A point of clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    These things are not taken on faith. They are merely theories that try to explain what scientist observed. They explain it well and no one has disproven them for now, so scientists base further research on that model. It is possible that at one point they discover more data to prove or disprove them, in which case different theories might be advance to complete or replace the old ones.

    Nothing to do with faith at all. Just scientific method based on observation and reflexion on what was observed, then trying to find a model to explain it, which we know might or might not be the right one.

  140. Nobody move by zihamesh · · Score: 3, Funny

    Moving around on the earth's surface will shift its centre of gravity. This in turn will move its gravitational field, which will subtly alter the orbits of everything in the universe. So unless you also want to be sued by this crazy babushka, I suggest that you stay very very still. come to think of it, even breathing would be a bad idea.

  141. Oh Boo Hoo by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    Oh Boo Hoo!

    Now how do I translate that to Russian?

    (Btw, I doubt her claim has any validity since there is an international treaty maintianing that no individual citizen or country has any claim on the rest of the universe beyond the Earth. While I don't agree with this signing away of my rights -- i.e. I'm prohibited from owning property on the Moon unless I can take it by force and defend it afterwards -- and IANAL, but this will probably shoot down her claim in the courts.)

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  142. Simple solution by Cyrgo · · Score: 1

    There is a simple solution to this:

    Just bring to court several unknown witness, make them write out their love life, economic life, luck, etc. for last week (while keeping all this info secret). And then ask this astrologer to predict all this info from her undisturbed charts of the previous week.
    See if they match. If all of them are accurate she has proven her claim that her predictions worked beforehand, if not case dismissed.

    And if she is a well known and successful astrologer, maybe she has previously published yearly predictions, check them out and see if they match up to reality.

  143. Wrong: Religion is Far more Virulant than Athiesm by FreeUser · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Christians wave gay hate signs, and athiests try to get every reference to the 10 commandments removed.

    Yeah, because asking to have Christian dogma removed from (ostensibly) secular government institutions (such as ostensibly fair and balanced courts of law) is oh so similar to waving hate signs and encouraging violence against an oppressed minority.

    Right.

    One side is commiting significantly worse offenses than the other, and that would be the Taliban American Style religious right, whether it is trying to return women to the status of State and Church chattel for nine months if they should have the misfortune of becoming empregnated (be it via gang-rape, or simply because the local fundamentalist pharamacist refuses to sell a woman birth control--don't laugh, it is happening in Milwaukee, Wisconsin as I type this), encouraging hate crimes against gays (and encoding discrimination against those people into law), taking over our schools and turning them from secular places of education to weekday sunday school slash religious propoganda centers, or dissolving the separation of church and state entirely.

    I don't approve of any misguided athiest doing any sort of vandalism, but compared to the full on assault by the American Taliban against the founding pillars of American Secular Democracy, what they have done pales by comparison so much as to be negligable.

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  144. I'm a Libra by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1
    YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD!!!

    Always wanted to do that. Someone, please kill me now. ;)

  145. Question by connah0047 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Question: If man can screw it up, what kind of god/power/higher knowledge is she serving anyway? Not too powerful, eh?

  146. oh no, a comet was assaulted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She earlier told the paper that the experiment would "deform her horoscope."

    Hell, for $300 million, I'll deform more than her horoscope.

  147. Shop Ayn Rand by lotXLIX · · Score: 1

    Ayn Rand is rolling over in her grave. In fact, she sent me a letter from the other side. It read something to the effect of "... the cemetery in New York, at which I am buried, won't respect my property rights after 100 years. I only have 77 years to go before these irrational Communists destroy me!" Oh, Ayn ... You can be so paranoid!

    I chuckled, and then decided to take advantage of the recent Supreme Court ruling by opening a Victoria Secret on Ayn's grave site. As soon as construction is complete, every objectivist can fulfill his or her dream, of pursuing their interests with utter disregard for others, and simultaneously paying homage to the heroine of the only moral rationality: free trade.

    BTW, Vitoria's Secret is owned by Limited Brands Corp, a model player in the realm of free trade transnationals.

  148. As in other cases.... by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

    The US can just produce a paid expert (astrologist) who says that this action was written in the stars....

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  149. Satellites by Jeet81 · · Score: 1
    Didn't the already hundreds of satellites launched in space alter her horoscope? Or do only planets counts. Oops this was a comet. So I guess only planets and comets count.

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    1. Re:Satellites by Anthony · · Score: 1

      What about suing all those nuclear power plants altering the mass of the earth, delaying the inevitable lengthening of the days. Of course Astrology already accounts for the lengthening of days over time, right?

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  150. Nasa Reps? by Chubby_C · · Score: 2, Funny

    FTA: "NASA representatives in Russia could not be reached for comment on the case" My guess is they were too busy laughing their asses off at this suit

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  151. NEYT! by TiggertheMad · · Score: 4, Funny

    IN COMMUNIST RUSSIA, THE COMMET SMASHES-

    Dear god, I can't go through with it. The one place where the stupid joke might actually belong, too.

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    1. Re:NEYT! by xpherion · · Score: 1

      we cannot disturb the balance of the universe, like the was we are doing it on earth.

    2. Re:NEYT! by terrymr · · Score: 1

      You mean this ?

    3. Re:NEYT! by fleco · · Score: 1

      I didn't found the "profit" joke :D Here it goes: 1- Get a wacky belief... 2- Get a lawyer... 3- ????? 4- Profit!

    4. Re:NEYT! by da3dAlus · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Dear god, I can't go through with it. The one place where the stupid joke might actually belong, too."

      Because in Soviet Russia, punchline beats YOU!

      Yeah...almost doesn't seem worth it...*sigh*

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    5. Re:NEYT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, that was incoherent... care to try again?

    6. Re:NEYT! by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 0

      Crap, let me try.

      In Soviet Russia, Horoscope deforms you!

    7. Re:NEYT! by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Dear TiggertheMad,

      Pussy.

      -God

  152. Comet coment by part_of_you · · Score: 0
    Astrology has been around for years, and has been used to build the most fasinating, and longest standing structures. It is a tool that one can use to detect the "pushes and pulls" of the planets as relative to the sun and planet that we live on. In order to get an accurate reading, you must know a lot about the EXACT placement of the planets, and I mean EXACT. In order to do so, there is a lot of history involved. I mean, you must know about the past, and planet position. An example is the creation of the moon. Some say that it was created by the collision of 2 planets. This would have been natures way of creation, so it's justified? It doesn't matter if it's justified, just that you KNOW that it happened, and the time and placement of the planets at the time it happened.

    This lady shouldn't be able to sue NASA, because they gave the time, date, and location. If she is worth her salt, she should be able to use this info to better her career.

    All that being said, this comet has about as much "push and pull" on the planets, and our lives, as seeing a bird on the side of the road deos to your driving, not much.

  153. Re:A point of clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Logic isn't a form of faith. Whether one believes in logic or not, logical conclusions are "true" on the basis it introduces no contradictions. Do you need to "believe" in logical math to balance your checkbooks? 1+1=2 no matter what you believe, but Jesus Christ isn't God unless you believe in Christian faith.

  154. She wins either way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is great for her: if she wins she is $300 million richer and her beliefs have been publicly justified. If she loses she can claim that the probe did, in fact, "deform her horoscope" and that is the reason she lost the suit.

    Isn't circular logic great?

  155. In other news by KoshClassic · · Score: 1

    Meanwhile, back at Cape Canaviral, NASA readies the Deep Impact backup hardware for launch, this time targeted at a slightly closer object....

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  156. Re:A point of clarification by flibuste · · Score: 4, Informative

    >> Like quarks ... where's the objective verification

    In the Large Hadron Collider you will find the answer. Here or here or a more wider search

    >>What about the hadron boot-strap? Branes?

    Not sure what you mean about boot-strap, but as for the Hadron family, look for..."Large Hadron Collider"

    You may not SEE them, but evidences are conclusive enough. When experiences match theory closely, it holds proof of existence.

    >Branes

    Branes..ah! Branes...Wait for the next version of the LHC. We'll know if it's just theory or not in a few years, so hold your breath! Even more! The Higgs boson might give up to the LHC and show up at last (he's the one supposedly responsible for giving its mass to a particle - so it's somewhat a big deal). And the nice thing is that, since it's theory (again), we'll soon be fixed on wherever it exists or not. If not, other theories will try to explain mass and will be tested. Until we find out.

    >>I think we take a lot on faith without realising it. Much of that is based on someone elses faith too!

    That is where your mistake is. Science is not faith-based but fact-based. Faith has no room in the scientific process. Confidence in one's experiments or theory is only confidence and has to be tested to be considered valid.

    >>And I don't see Occam's razor as being a logical method.

    The Occam's razor is not a method for conducting science, it is a simple thought and a guidance as to where to look at: the most simplest explanation is the first you should consider. It assumes (generally rightfully) that nature takes the shortest paths. As do humans. But again, it is not a method - at all.

  157. Re:A point of clarification by databyss · · Score: 1

    Except that logic exists outside of the human mind and religion is a product of the human mind.

    Most living creatures exhibit logic to some extent. We're are the only one's to have a religion.

    Logic is a form of faith to the same extent that an apple is a form of an orange.

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  158. Re:A point of clarification by LoyalOpposition · · Score: 1
    People who believe in anything that isn't objectively verifiable, do not believe because of logic.

    Any logic one chooses (to reason about the universe) is either incomplete (i.e. there are true statements that are unprovable within the logic) or inconsistent. Let me ask two questions. One, is the Eiffel Tower objectively verifiable (such that you have evidence of its existence?) Two, did not Jesus exist (such that no evidence is obtainable?)

    This includes religious belief, since it is, by definition, faith-based.

    Correction: this concludes any axiomatic system since they are, by definition, faith-based.

    Faith is not rational or logical- it is merely a manner in which we choose to structure our worldview.

    Bertrand Russell said that mathematics is the study whereby we don't know what we are talking about, and we don't know whether anything we've said is true.

    -Loyal

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  159. ARGH! by changa · · Score: 2, Funny

    *Beats head against desk after reading article*

    1. Re:ARGH! by KD5YPT · · Score: 1

      I feel your pain. When I read the article, I was hoping the astrologer was a misuse of word for astronomer, and the lawsuit was about something regarding the comet smacking screwed up some sort of experiement or something...

      That's until I read the article...

      *Proceed to bang head against wall*

      P.S. Neighbor called, complaining about some thudding sound through the wall.

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  160. Just like Oprah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this another "Crash" moment?

  161. Re:A point of clarification by |/|/||| · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Everything we know about the universe is based on assumptions. Assuming that the universe follows logical rules, assuming that we can trust our senses (to at least a small degree), etc.

    This isn't faith, because you don't forget that it's based on an assumption. Science isn't about absolute truth, it's about coming up with a usable model. Maybe Quarks "really exist," and maybe they don't. They're part of our model. No matter how much experimental evidence we have, and no matter how beautifully our model clicks together, there will never be any reason to believe that quarks exist. It may be useful to assume that they exist, but that's not belief.

    Sure, you can believe in quarks if you want to, but I think that's a foolish way to create your worldview.

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  162. No, no, no! by wantobe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Logic does NOT exist outside of the human mind. "Logic" is a human construct based on properties of the physical universe as we know it, and as we understand them. Logic doesn't exist outside of the human mind anymore than language or the laws of nature exist outside of the human mind.

    1. Re:No, no, no! by databyss · · Score: 1

      The word logic is indeed a human creation. Just like the word gravity.

      Yet both exist outside the human mind. Although, logic is only discovered and processed by a mind (human or otherwise).

      I'm sure some could argue that a computer could be programmed to understand logic, but I have no expertise in that area.

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    2. Re:No, no, no! by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      Logic does NOT exist outside of the human mind.

      Logic is a human construct, but can be modelled by other things, eg computers.

      "Logic" is a human construct based on properties of the physical universe as we know it, and as we understand them.

      No, the axioms of logic are chosen so as to correspond to the actual universe or otherwise be useful. Logic is itself a construct, and not in the least bit related to the actual world. We use axioms cosistent with the real world so that logic will be useful in the real world, but logic itself will only tell us that if those axioms and any assumptions made are true, the conclusion is also true.

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    3. Re:No, no, no! by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "No, the axioms of logic are chosen so as to correspond to the actual universe or otherwise be useful"

      Sorry, but no sir. Maybe Euclydes would say that, but no mathematician born in the last 200 years would accept it.

      Axioms are just "tokens to be accepted", an axiom can be "only one straigth line can pass over two points on a plain", or an axiom can be AAX.

  163. If you want a new religion, by crovira · · Score: 1

    the Church of the Subgenius has a few adepts too.

    As for rastafarianism, its not so much that they're just blowing smoke, its that they're inhaling. (Unlike a president I could name... :-)

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  164. Shouldn't this be a class action suit? by alta · · Score: 1

    I mean, this effects all of us, so it should be Class action. The winnings should be shared among the world population. If the lawyers did this pro bono (we know better) that would mean $300,000,000/6534663907 http://www.ibiblio.org/lunarbin/worldpop

    That gives us all about 5 cents. Mail mine please.

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  165. You are wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The coffee, as it was sold, was unfit for human consumption. if ANYONE had attempted to drink that coffee as it was served to them, they would have suffered severe burns.

    Every other fast food restaurant served coffee at an average of 15-20 degrees cooler than the coffee that caused those burns.

    McDonald's was at fault, they knew they were at fault, they KNEW that the coffee, as served was hot enough to cause 3rd Degree burns, and they did NOTHING to rectify the situation. That is the textbook definition of negligence.

  166. I don't understand why by bradleyland · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why Scientology isn't more popular with Slashdotters. I mean, how many religions are there where you can level up to a Level III Operating Thetan?

  167. She can't win... by Poingggg · · Score: 1

    If astrology would work, she should have seen it coming, wouldn't she? So either she is worthless as an astrologist, what makes her claim even more unrealistic, or astrology does not work, what makes her claim totally nonsensical.

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  168. In Soviet Russia... by darthnoodles · · Score: 1

    the stars predict you! Someone had to...

    1. Re:In Soviet Russia... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1
      I know many large foreign (to Russia) companies do not want to work in Russia as they fear frivilous lawsuits losing them money as Russian courts hand it to the locals simply because they enjoy profiting.
      Huh? In Soviet US of A, the kettle calls YOU black! Or something. But seriously, isn't this something that the USA is more widely known for? By the way, in Russia they don't "try to collect", they send Dmitri round to break your legs :)
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  169. Hahahah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HAhahahahahhahahahahah, hahahahhahahahahahahha! Horoscope, hahhahahahahah hahahahhahahahah hahahahahhahahah hahhahahhahahahah hahhahahahahahahhah ehehehehheheheheh i hihihihihihihihhihh ahahhahahahahahahha hahahahahahhahah ahhahahahah ROTFLMAO ahahahah ROTFL ROTFL.

  170. sure, that'll work out great by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    because the Russian courts are known for their impartiality, honesty, balanced point of view and incorruptibility.

  171. Re:Wrong: Religion is Far more Virulant than Athie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    whether it is trying to return women to the status of State and Church chattel for nine months if they should have the misfortune of becoming empregnated (be it via gang-rape, or simply because the local fundamentalist pharamacist refuses to sell a woman birth control--don't laugh, it is happening in Milwaukee, Wisconsin as I type this)

    Please don't think this is a troll, because I seriously want to know the answer to this.

    How can anyone condone killing babies?

  172. A disturbance in The Force by n6kuy · · Score: 1

    .. as if the souls of 39 Heaven's Gate Cultists were suddenly snuffed out...

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  173. Doing the math... by pentalive · · Score: 1
    That means you're talking about a delta-V in the neighborhood of a tenth of a micron per second.

    It should be a mile off course in 510 years...
    1. Re:Doing the math... by jc42 · · Score: 1

      It should be a mile off course in 510 years...

      So maybe the Martians should be complaining, if the change brings Tempel-1 closer to Mars. Of course, at that rate, it's still quite a few thousands of years before it threatens Mars.

      Its occasional not-so-close encounters with Jupiter effect its orbit a lot more. That's why the astronomers lost it back in the 1800's after tracking it for several orbits.

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  174. How to FP by mfh · · Score: 1

    I've never gotten a first post, and its fucked up my chi.

    This makes me sad, so I will help you to lose your lawsuit by telling you how to get a FP. If this doesn't work you will have to contact me for more help... but here goes...

    Get a few bucks on PayPal, and get a subscription on your account. Each pageview you make will stip away one point off your account, so set the threshold to 10 pages ad-blocked per day which is the minimum. The higher the number, the faster your subscription will run out. This will keep you subscribed for over a year even if you visit Slashdot every day, and you won't lose the right to the services.

    Once subscribed, read any Mysterious Future post before it comes live and put together an informative/insightful/interesting reply.

    Keep refreshing until the post says "nothing to see here, please move along".

    Then you have about 30-60 seconds on average to wait before you can comment. The more you refresh the greater your chance of getting a first post.

    You only get about 2000 pageviews on Slashdot per day before you are banned, so don't reload that much. I am sure that there is a Greasemonkey attachment for Slashdot first post refreshing.

    The admins will consider this to be abusive, but it's the only way to get a first post and since you are paying money for the service of having a subscription, they should not mind. Furthermore, if you are contributing something really interesting to the site, then you will get recognized for doing it. If you're trolling, you won't be able to post anyway after a very short while so I guess it's win-win for the editors.

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  175. Re:A point of clarification by ultranova · · Score: 1

    Logic isn't a form of faith. Whether one believes in logic or not, logical conclusions are "true" on the basis it introduces no contradictions. Do you need to "believe" in logical math to balance your checkbooks?

    Yes. I would be quite foolish to use a method to manage my finances, if I don't believe that the method gives correct results.

    As a side note, I pay with cash and therefore don't have, want or need checkbooks.

    1+1=2 no matter what you believe

    It most certainly isn't. If I believe (define) that 1=2, I must conclude that 1+1=2 is false.

    but Jesus Christ isn't God unless you believe in Christian faith.

    You know, your faith or lack of it doesn't affect reality in any way, only your interpretation of it. Math, being a purely abstract concept, has no existance beyond that interpretation, whereas any entity either exists or not and has or has not certain attributes independently of your perceptions.

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  176. You are wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Evolution does not say anything about how the first organism (from which all others are evolved -- or so the theory goes) came into being.

  177. yah like thalidomide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    chornobyl, three mile island, poisoned IUDs, vioxx, lead paint, love canal, chlorofluorocarbons, etc etc. science needs to have free reign to bring valuable things like these to society, without criticism by 'morons'

  178. Re:A point of clarification by |/|/||| · · Score: 1
    Bertrand Russell said that mathematics is the study whereby we don't know what we are talking about, and we don't know whether anything we've said is true.
    I'm not sure what exactly the word "true" means in this statement. If you use the mathematical definition of "truth," then you certainly do know if something said in the language of math is true. How about x=x? It's "true" according to mathematics. Is this true outside of math? Does it mean anything at all?

    Outside of math, can you come up with any statement that we can call "true"? In the artificial domain of mathematics, we can call something true because we define what is true. In the universe that we live in, that's not so easy. If there is absolute truth in the universe, then it's forever beyond our reach. All that we can do is theorize for practical purposes, using science.

    Yes, science is based on assumptions. In fact, there is a surprising similarity between science and religion - they both logically follow from a certain set of assumptions. There are two differences, however:
    1: The assumptions are different. Science assumes that the universe has a logical structure that can be described by an abstract model. Religions generally make much more involved assumptions about entities and events that exist beyond the physical limits of our universe.
    2: Science recognizes its assumptions to be assumptions. Science makes no claim to truth, but merely creates a usable model that describes what we see around us. Religion, on the other hand, takes its assumptions to be absolute truth.

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  179. NEYT? Nyet. by GWTPict · · Score: 1

    I think.

    1. Re:NEYT? Nyet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think.

      No, you don't. Therefore you aren't.

  180. Re:A point of clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I personally ain't got no brane

  181. Re:A point of clarification by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

    > I think we take a lot on faith without realising it. Much of that is based on someone elses faith
    > too!

    To paraphrase Sherlock Holmes, when everything that is impossible has been eliminated, that which remains, no matter how improbable, is the solution.

    Science works because of peer review. Every theory is published for anyone to try to disprove. Creationism has been sumarilly disproved. Specifics of evolution knowledge get disproved and refined, but the basic theory seems to stand up to all scrutiny.

    A scientific theory is the best that we can do at the moment. It is not how the universe works. We are always discovering new things.

    > By applying logic, I've never really got beyond the questions of other minds and the existence of
    > external actual reality as an explanation for sense-data. And I don't see Occam's razor as being
    > a logical method.

    An existential crisis. Don't they teach basic philosophy in school any more? :-(

    Remember, Scientific Theory sprang from Natural Philospohy. You can't study one without basic knowledge of the other.

    jfs

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  182. Listen dumbass: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The scientific method is based on falsification. (If this new information does not tell you why your request is meaningless, then you are beyond help.)

    1. Re:Listen dumbass: by sveinungkv · · Score: 1
      I am fully aware that the current scientific metod is based on falsification (negativisim, as opposed to posetivisim, where all must be proved. My first step when I argue with people beliving in evolution because it is thaught as 100% truth in public schools here in Norway). Perhaps it was my bad english, or your prejudgment of people not beliving in evolution, but what I meant by "evidence" was something that makes evolution more likely. (but if I can not use the world evidence that way in English, I apologise)

      while we are at it, show me how the hypotece of (macro)evolution can be falsyfied. (Or is it not a scientific teory after all, but a faith?)

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  183. Re:A point of clarification by hunterx11 · · Score: 1
    HunterX11 see things. Things act logically. Logic explain how things work. HunterX11 believe logic true until HunterX11 hear of something that work better. HunterX11 think stupid to think things he see and hear not true, and other things he not see and not hear are true. How other people know they are true? Maybe what HunterX11 see and hear are not true. But HunterX11 have no reason to believe in anything else.

    Logic works. Lightning isn't caused by Thor. Disease isn't caused by demons. There is one reason to believe in logic above other systems: experience. If you don't believe in experience, posting to /. is pointless anyway because /. might not exist. Maybe you don't exist. Or maybe, it makes sense not to be sophomoric and believe in reality.

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  184. Re:A point of clarification by Princeofcups · · Score: 3, Insightful

    > Religion and logic don't necessarily disclude one another, but for those who belive in both, the order
    > of which supercedes which might determine whether they're agnostic or if they're religious.

    Religion may be logical, but it is based on flawed principles. It is very easy to show the problems with the basic principles, and the rest comes crumbling down. I am referring to religion having any bearing on the physical world, e.g. creationism. Leave it in the spiritual realm where it belongs and you won't have any problems.

    jfs

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  185. Two words by admiralh · · Score: 1

    Free publicity.

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    1. Re:Two words by Craster · · Score: 1

      How? Unless she's on legal aid, surely she'll have to pay court costs if she loses?

    2. Re:Two words by admiralh · · Score: 1

      Depends on where she sued. In the US the answer is no. Now in the UK the answer is yes.

      In Russia, I can't imagine a judge would make a Russian citizen pay the court costs of a US Government organization, especially one the Russians have been so competitive with over the years.

      Of course NASA wouldn't even bother to fight is, and if a court would summarily rule against them there's no way they would pay it, so it's really moot anyway.

      Free publicity. That's all it is.

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  186. Hmmm... could be interesting... by phantomsteve · · Score: 1

    1. NASA can ask her to prove that she is 100% (ok, let's be fair to her - 95%) accurate in all her horoscopes.... if not, how can she claim that this has affected her "skills"
    2. NASA can ask her how she didn't see in her horoscopes that there was going to be a big change happening in the future....
    3. NASA can ask why she didn't object *before* they launched.... she must have seen all the publicity....
    4. If (!) she loses, can she afford to pay NASA's court costs as well as her own?
    5. If she loses, can NASA counter-sue for defamation?

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  187. Today is a 7... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You will lose a lawsuit and be unhappy. Think warm fuzzy thoughts and spend freely. Eat more beef.

  188. Can we now expect... by Bun · · Score: 1

    ...this to turn into a sort of Scopes Monkey Trial for astrology?

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  189. If see wins that case... by tubapro12 · · Score: 1

    ... I'll sue her for creating a new topic that wastes my time. No court of law in the free world would allow her to win.

  190. I have my own numerology system.... by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

    It's based on the sums of the ASCII values of Slashdot posts. And ALL YOU GUYS ARE MESSING ME UP!!!!! Damn it, before that last AC posted, I was set for a horde of naked virgins carrying gold bars to appoint me their god. I'll sue you all! In fact, I'll give you all warts! Watch this:

    sdfhiow45yq03nbkcfg

    Ha! I now predict that you'll wake up tomorrow with warts, or maybe syphilis. See how you like them apples!

  191. Didn't you see Dogma? by jabber01 · · Score: 1

    God is contractually bound by the word of the Church.

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  192. I have a different objection by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    We just committed an act of war on the inhabitants of that comet. They are now perfectly entitled to retaliate against the Earth! Actually, I do pray that there were no sentient beings inside that rock, however remote that possibility may seem. Perhaps we should seek to know more about astral bodies BEFORE we go about colliding with them...

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    1. Re:I have a different objection by krell · · Score: 0
      ' We just committed an act of war on the inhabitants of that comet. They are now perfectly entitled to retaliate against the Earth! '

      It's those heavensgate.com guys who shipped out on the mothership hidden in the Hale-Bop comet. They're coming home, and now they are going to sue us.

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  193. on a more logical note by Dot_Killer · · Score: 1

    Isn't there a treaty which says no one can own any property in outspace in our solar system. Therefore since she does not own the comet she cannot claim damage to it no matter what NASA did to it. Plus since when can citizens of one country sue another country without showing actual damage. And once again since it is not her comet.

    And my final point is she can go F*** herself. How come she didn't sue when the Mars rover was violating Mars' surface.

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  194. Re:A point of clarification by Bun · · Score: 1

    Like quarks ... where's the objective verification.

    Take the time to study nuclear physics and advanced mathematics, and you will be able to understand the experimental evididence for the existence of quarks and decide for yourself whether it is sufficient or lacking. So far, a large majority of those trained in these disciplines agree that the evidence is strong. They are, however, prepared to dump or modify the theory if evidence to the contrary comes along.

    Contrast that with the religion of your neighbourhood priest or shaman.

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  195. Re:A point of clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I've got a massive Hadron.

  196. Can I sue someone... by qualico · · Score: 2

    ...for sueing NASA and causing me stress about how this will change their budget due to lawsuits and possibly cause cancellation of missions?

  197. Re:A point of clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you "define" 1=2, then you will have contradictions.

  198. She just doesn't understand... by Ant2 · · Score: 1

    ...NASA was IMPROVING her horoscope!

  199. -1: Oh, please. by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Big Pharma has no motivation to prove the medicinal value of anything they cannot patent.

    Two deadly flaws with your idea:

    1. Even if they can't patent dandelions, they can certainly patent a method of distilling their active ingredients into standardized dosages. See also: willow bark vs. aspirin. You are perfectly free to make your own willow bark tea, but the vast majority of the population would rather buy a bottle of fungible tablets.
    2. Your use of "Big Pharma" seems to imply that if Pfizer doesn't do the research, then no one else will either. In reality, Generic University Research Center would be thrilled to fund the Nobel prize drive of a few promising scientists. Wouldn't you like to be the professor who cures cancer with dandelions and becomes the next Hooke, Koch, or Salk - or if you're a management type, to be the guy who was signing their paychecks when they did it?

    "Alternative" medicine is an oxymoron. Something is biologically active or it's not, which is also why homeopathy doesn't really exist except on the labels of tiny bottles of very expensive water.

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  200. Pot. Kettle. by Apiakun · · Score: 1

    Doesn't this bloody astronomer realize that she is also changing the natural order of the universe by the mere fact that she's observing these events?

  201. MOD PARENT UP!! by rob_squared · · Score: 0

    After reading the insanaty of the GP post this is the most sense I've heard. Logic is very simple and everywhere. How do animals know not to eat certain things? Because at some point one of them in a group tried, then something bad happpened to it. Logic is seeing links in things. I do not need "faith" in gravity to remain on the earth. (no matter what Ford Prefect tells you)

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  202. Re:A point of clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One, is the Eiffel Tower objectively verifiable (such that you have evidence of its existence?)

    No.

    I have seen pictures; they might be fake.

    My mother claims to have visted it; she might be lying.

    I can visit it myself; I might be inside a matrix or holodeck that is showing me something that does not exist.

    When I came back from visiting it, I would not know if the memory I possess of visiting it was real or implanted.

    So no, if you do not assume things, you cannot objectively verify the existence of the Eiffel Tower. You cannot even objectively verify that it's possible to experience sensory input that correlates with descriptions of the Eiffel Tower, or rather, you can, it's just that every second of your life after verification, you are assuming the fidelity of your memory.

    Two, did not Jesus exist (such that no evidence is obtainable?)

    This is much easier to prove. I am not Jesus, I exist. Not Jesus (or, if you prefer NotJesus or !Jesus) exists.

    Okay, I'm kidding. But the double negative has me confused enough to not understand your question.

    There is only one thing that you can definitively say without assuming anything, and that is that such a thing as a thought exists. Even "cogito ergo sum" - "I think therefore I am" is assumptive, since it assumes that there is an entity ("I") that is experiencing the thought.

    This does not mean that assumptions underpinning religious faith are the same as the assumptions underpinning science.

    Science assumes the bare necessity to make sense of the world - reasonably accurate - although imperfect - fidelity of thought, senses and the laws of nature. Typically, scientists also assume that the rest of the world isn't out to deceive them, but this isn't strictly necessary for the scientific method to work if you are willing to work from base principles and verify everything you read independently.

    Religious faith, on the other hand, assumes reasonably accurate - although imperfect - fidelity of thought and senses, and that what is said in some book about a magical being is also accurate.

    Maybe it's just me being "corrupted by Satan", but I think that assuming that a physical phenomenon that has worked in the same way over and over since as long as I can remember will continue to do so is far saner than believing in what a book says.

    Funnily enough, I'm having a similar discussion with somebody here. Apparently somebody believes that atheist assumptions are stupid but religious ones are not.

  203. Re:Wrong: Religion is Far more Virulant than Athie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Up until the late 1800s, it was common for mutated, retarded, "freakish" children to be left in a forest, or buried alive.

    So, historically, lost of people would condone killing babies.

    Now, if you feel that abortion is babymurder, well, youve got some explaining to do. For most of the legal time one is allowed to have an abortion, the fetus barely differs from that of a fish, let alone be considered an entity unto itself.

    Please.

    What kind of person would force an unwanted child to live an existance where its parents resent them their entire lives?

  204. A discordian perspective... by ebbomega · · Score: 1

    I'm going to sue her for maintaining the status quo of the cosmic balance of the universe.

    Hail Eris!

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  205. Science and faith by Alef · · Score: 1
    I haven't read the whole thread, so maybe I'm way out of context, but I'd still like to point one thing out:

    That is where your mistake is. Science is not faith-based but fact-based. Faith has no room in the scientific process. Confidence in one's experiments or theory is only confidence and has to be tested to be considered valid.

    Science is mostly based on empiricism---the assumption that statements can be made about the world based on previous observations. Empiricism is in itself arbitrary, however. Believing that it works is, strictly speaking, a matter of faith.

    1. Re:Science and faith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      from Alef-That is where your mistake is. Science is not faith-based but fact-based. Faith has no room in the scientific process. Confidence in one's experiments or theory is only confidence and has to be tested to be considered valid.

      Not true.

      Faith is vital to the scientific process. Faith is needed in knowing that all of the laws that scientists have figured out will stay the same from one moment to the next. You can say what you want, but faith does not have to be blind. Faith can be something that you believe because you have seen the evidence over and over again and so you know it will stay the same.

    2. Re:Science and faith by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "Empiricism is in itself arbitrary, however. Believing that it works is, strictly speaking, a matter of faith."

      Yes: the double asumption that
      a) There is order in the Universe
      b) We can understand that order
      is a 'petitio a principii' that belongs not to physics but to meta-physics.

      It's only that you don't need to believe that it works. You just test if it works. This very principle can be applied to the horoscope from the newspaper too. You just can work on the basis it will foretell your future; then you see what happens: while it stands up for your expectations you follow the game; once it fails, you forget about it.

      The fact is that empiricism gives you transoceanic airplanes while misticism gives you... suing the NASA and religion wars.

    3. Re:Science and faith by ralphbecket · · Score: 1

      Ahhh - no.

      Science, being empirical, is defeasible: that is,
      we can never prove statements about the world,
      but we can try to find counter-examples proving
      them wrong. Any experiment can lead to a result
      that blows the current theory out of the water.

      There is no logical justification for empiricism,
      it's just one of those things, like Occam's Razor,
      that seem to work very well.

      Without empiricism, we have no sensible way of
      making predictions about the world. If we've
      just been lucky so far (i.e., if empiricism
      doesn't really work) then one day we'll have to
      throw all our theories away. If empiricism
      *does* reflect the way the world works then we
      can expect the current amazing successes based
      on the empirical assumption to continue for as
      long as we do.

    4. Re:Science and faith by Alef · · Score: 1

      Yes, that is exactly what I said. You are responding to a statement I cited from the GP.

  206. Terrible Astrologist... by Wazukkithemaster · · Score: 1

    Couldnt see it coming...

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  207. Re:A point of clarification by photon317 · · Score: 1


    Logic is logic. Logic is not a faith. Logic is an applied form of mathematics.

    A is True
    B is True
    Therefore, A And B is True.

    Logic defines the meaning of the word "And" above, in a mathematical sense. It also defines many other related terms.

    Logic is an exact system, much like basic math. There is no faith or mysticism required. Logic allows one to start with a given set of premises, and from those premises draw a set of conclusions. If the logic leading from the premises to the conclusion is executed flawlessly, then any argument about the truth of the conclusion can be reduced to an argument about the truth of the premises. What your premises are, and whether or not they are valid, is entirely outside the scope of Logic.

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  208. In 60 years by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 0

    I'm going to be showing this to my grandkids on snopes...

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  209. OMFG! by drewzhrodague · · Score: 1

    I squirted coffee through my nose reading that link!

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  210. Foot & mouth. by lptport1 · · Score: 1

    I managed to forget that information, but now that you've mentioned it... Oh, well. I need some condiments, my feet do not taste very good.

  211. Ridiculous!! by SuPeRSlAcKwHeRe · · Score: 1

    I only have a few words on this matter. Sad, very sad. If you are able to begin a lawsuit over seomthing so vague, where is the line between valid and invalid lawsuits?

    1. Re:Ridiculous!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you fucking kidding? In the worlds most litigious country you can ask that with a straight face? Go back to your couch and crack pipe.

  212. Re:Wrong: Religion is Far more Virulant than Athie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What kind of person would force an unwanted child to live an existance where its parents resent them their entire lives?

    By that argument, parents should be able to kill their kids anytime until the child moves out of the parent's house.

  213. Re:A point of clarification by Alcilbiades · · Score: 1

    Math is an abstraction of concrete evidence. If Tom has 1 apple and Jane has 1 apple and Jane gives Tom her apple. Then Tom has 2 apples. Whether you write the idea of value of 1 as # or % or @ the mathematical problem would look like 1+1 or #+# or %+% or @+@. Just because you want to make a post to be contrary at least think before you do it. Math is a concrete thing we just us abstract terms to define what is already there. This is true of language also. There is no "Jesus Christ" considering there was no English Language back when he was supposedly being reborn. Language is a way of using abstract sounds in a consistent manner so that other beings with enough intelligence can understand us. So, please whether you are trying to make a joke or post somthing intelligent next time THINK about what you post.

  214. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was NOT completely frivolous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    the relevent point here is.
    Is it reasonable to assume that if you spill hot coffee in your lap you will be burned. YES
    Is it reasonable to assume that you will recieve 3rd degree burns and require skin grafts to recover. NO

  215. Godwin's Law by krell · · Score: 0
    ' "McDonald's coffee is the "Godwin's Law" of all lawsuit threads. Stop it. '

    What???? No one's going to tell me that I can't blame Hitler when I spill hot coffee!!!

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  216. Re:A point of clarification by penguinoid · · Score: 0

    Oh, ho! careful there.

    You may not SEE them, but evidences are conclusive enough. When experiences match theory closely, it holds proof of existence.

    No, you only assume it does. While I think Occams Razor is very good for science, it is very much not infaliable. (And yes, you are most likely using Occam's Razor if you had more than one explanation for your events, eg "God is just fucking with the LHC" and "Quarks are deflecting the particles"). Even without that, the fact that experiments match a theory closely does not at all prove that the theory is correct, as you have seen in the case of every scientific theory that has been discarded (eg Newtonian physics). And lets not forget to add that you don't actually *know* that the scientists who have done experiments with quarks are not in some conspiracy, (or the builders of the LHC, if you have used it). but rather you base your so-called knowledge on faith in the integrity of the scientists and the fact that it would be nearly impossible to create and keep secret a conspiracy so large.

    >>I think we take a lot on faith without realising it. Much of that is based on someone elses faith too!

    That is where your mistake is. Science is not faith-based but fact-based. Faith has no room in the scientific process. Confidence in one's experiments or theory is only confidence and has to be tested to be considered valid.


    Can you say "axiom"? Last I know axioms are based on faith (or was that usefulness? ...anyways, not on facts). If you must know science does not give a steaming pile of shit for truth. Science is concerned with prediction, and usefulness. Or useful predictions. If you want to know about truth, talk to a philosopher. I doubt you can prove you even exist...

    >>And I don't see Occam's razor as being a logical method.

    The Occam's razor is not a method for conducting science, it is a simple thought and a guidance as to where to look at: the most simplest explanation is the first you should consider. It assumes (generally rightfully) that nature takes the shortest paths. As do humans. But again, it is not a method - at all.


    Quit talking bullshit. I propose that God is fucking around with your Large Hadron Collider, by deflecting particles as if quarks existed. This matches experiments exactly as if quarks actually do exist, so how can you say one theory is better than the other without Occam's Razor?

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  217. Lawyers are like nukes by bxbaser · · Score: 1

    Nobody likes them but since they exist, we all need one.

  218. Re:A point of clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ah. too bad i'm the anonymous coward with no mod points, otherwise '+1 exactly what I use to try to explain to people'...
    it's interesting how 'rational' people assume that what appears logical to them must be universally true, even though they can't logically prove their beliefs have anything to do with 'reality'. but of course they wouldn't call it beliefs..

  219. Re:Wrong: Religion is Far more Virulant than Athie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You ask a simple question, but the answer is not simple at all. You also use a term that most people associate with a living, breathing, healthy infant. It is expected that the answer you wish to evoke is "you can't", a trick in debates to evoke an emotional response, rather than a rational one.

    When you talk about abortion, you talk about ending the life of a fetus before it can support itself on it's own body. The biggest issue at stake is defining 'when it is alive', so it seems. To me, until it is far enough in it's development to be self-aware or its body can support itself without direct intervention, it doesn't meet this criteria. That is not to say that I would condone abortion prior to this stage, however (read: don't get pregnant until you want a child). However, even there, the situation is never clear cut.

    How do you, as society, have the authority to tell someone else what they must do with (until it is born) a portion of their own body? Simply having the potential to become a functional human being is not the same as being a functional human being. Much time and effort is needed biologically to bring a fetus to the developmental stage of being able to exist on it's own without constant shelter and protection.

    How about issues of pregnancy resulting from rape? What about when the goal of the rapist was to make the woman pregnant, is it proper to 'reward' the act simply because it can become a human? So I understand, rape is a brutal and violent invasion. It is likely doubly horrific if one must endure the resulting 'fallout' of that act on such a major scale.

    How about if the mother's life is at risk from bringing the child to term?

    Does birth control constitute abortion? Does the 'morning-after' pill constitute abortion? Sadly, due to some people's definitions, it does.

    I'm sure there are a few more situations that one could find yourself asking about abortion that don't result from getting a girl knocked up after one too many beers.

  220. Logic is NOT faith by penguinoid · · Score: 1

    You can't apply logic to faith, because logic is a form of faith.

    No, it's not. Logic tells you what will be true if the assumptions made are true. The default axioms are also assumptions, and if these are changed they are stated explicitly. It is too tiresome to state all the assumptions in very proof you do, so some often used assumptions (axioms) are often not stated.

    Now, if ever you try to apply logic to the real world, you will be making assumptions, and will be basing everything you say on faith.

    Logic will always supercede other faiths if they're analyzed logically, just like logic will always be superceded by religion, if explored religiously.

    Huh?

    Religion and logic don't necessarily disclude one another,...

    And in fact, they don't disclude each other at all. There are some logic systems which allow contradictions, if that is what you were talking about. Anyhow, you would not find it as easy as you might think to prove a religion self-contradictory.

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  221. How fucked up can you be??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Horoscopes? There still exist adult people who believe that bullshit? And how messed up are you if you sue nasa for messing them up - this person is a complete loonie.

  222. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is all true, when i was, oh say, 22 or 23 or so, i just could not stop pooping. i would sit around all day and just poop and poop. i dont even know where it all came from. doctors were baffled, they had no idea. then i went to see a faith healer who repeatedly beat me over the head with a platinum bible and i haven't pooped since. btw im 49 now.

  223. butterfly effect by AntonyBartlett · · Score: 1

    That's a very good argument for the solar system being a chaotic system - thanks.

    Here's the kind of thing I had in mind when I wondered if a system could go from predictable to chaotic: (I now think this is flawed, but that just makes posting it here all the more fun)

    Take two bodies A & B and put them in some kind of orbit about each other. Now take a third much smaller body C and put it at L1 - the Lagrange point between A & B. The positions of the three bodies should be entirely predictable for all eternity. Now have C struck by Deep Impact, or a butterflys wing, or something. Now C is destined to hit either A or B, the question is which? There's no way of knowing, because it's like a pendulum swinging between two magnets, which is one of the canonical examples of a chaotic system.

    1. Re:butterfly effect by AntonyBartlett · · Score: 1
      I wrote:

      Take two bodies A & B and put them in some kind of orbit about each other. Now take a third much smaller body C and put it at L1 - the Lagrange point between A & B. The positions of the three bodies should be entirely predictable for all eternity. Now have C struck by Deep Impact, or a butterflys wing, or something. Now C is destined to hit either A or B, the question is which? There's no way of knowing, because it's like a pendulum swinging between two magnets, which is one of the canonical examples of a chaotic system.

      Please forget I said that... flawed in some embrassingly obvious ways too... like I meant "orbit" not "hit", and it being nothing like a pendulum swinging between two magnets. Oops.

    2. Re:butterfly effect by barawn · · Score: 1

      Take two bodies A & B and put them in some kind of orbit about each other. Now take a third much smaller body C and put it at L1 - the Lagrange point between A & B. The positions of the three bodies should be entirely predictable for all eternity.

      No. L1 is unstable. By "unstable", it doesn't mean "unstable to something hitting it", it means "unstable to anything", including alpha decay of one of the nuclei in the asteroid, or a black hole passing ten light years away. It won't stay there. A test particle would stay there if those two masses were point masses and the only masses in the known Universe. But that's the only situation.

      The n-body problem is chaotic, but you won't ever get a real-life situation where you have astronomical objects in unstable equilibria.

    3. Re:butterfly effect by AntonyBartlett · · Score: 1
      L1 is unstable. By "unstable", it doesn't mean "unstable to something hitting it", it means "unstable to anything"

      Now there's a concept with some intresting consequences... if more than one body shares the same orbit, that too is "unstable to anything" in the sense that the lightest touch imaginable means they'll eventually collide... and Lagrange points are probably good places to go looking for exotic particles with negative mass...

    4. Re:butterfly effect by barawn · · Score: 1

      Now there's a concept with some intresting consequences... if more than one body shares the same orbit, that too is "unstable to anything"

      Nope. They probably won't collide. Consider a body starting in the L3 point of the Earth and the Sun, and perturbed slightly. If it's perturbed outwards, it will orbit slightly slower, inward, slightly faster, and so it will rotate around the Sun, toward the Earth. But in doing so, it may pass through L4 and L5, which are both stable Lagrange points, and will tend to reverse the path of the asteroid (in the rotating frame). There's a semi-large asteroid called Cruithne which is in such an orbit. You can see a drawing of its orbit in the corotating frame here. As you can see, when it approaches L4 and L5, the potential turns them around, so Cruithne is well protected against colliding with Earth.

      It's a little hard to understand such an orbit, but the gist of it is this. It's important to remember that when you move inward towards the Sun, you speed up, and so end up moving counterclockwise in the corotating frame. When you move outward, you slow down, so you end up moving clockwise in the corotating frame. So if you push an object towards the Sun from L3, it'll go faster, moving counterclockwise, towards L5. As you approach L5, though, you're getting closer to the planet (Earth). It pulls you outward (since you're inward from it), which slows you down, which moves you back clockwise, and away from the planet. Repeat for L4.

      L4 and L5 tend to "sweep up" all the material in the orbit between them (i.e. on the other side of the planet). There's a nice discussion on the behavior of objects near the Lagrange points here. It even mentions the timescale over which the Lagrange points are unstable. L1 and L2 are unstable on periods of ~23 days. L3 is unstable on periods of ~150 years, which means you could conceivably have a manmade body there with relatively little effort. Not much reason for anything there, though, as it is constantly out of touch with Earth, being on the opposite side of the Sun and all.

    5. Re:butterfly effect by AntonyBartlett · · Score: 1

      I wasn't actually thinking of objects large enough to have a significant influence on one and/or another, but it's very intresting to see gravity, a purely attractive force, keeping objects apart.

  224. Tort Reform by Zancarius · · Score: 2, Informative
    To fix this, you should have a law liek Canada's where the loser pays the legal bills for both sides in a law suit. This ensure frivilous law suits have to think twice. While a suit with a legitimate chance of suceeding won't be unduly impeded.


    It's called tort reform (AFAIK) and nearly every nation I can think of (Australia, UK, Canada) has it, save for the United States. Being that we're a nation whose legislative processes are governed almost exclusively by the interests of lawyers, it's no wonder we'll likely never see such an animal.
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  225. With sincere apologies ... by kitzilla · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, comet sues YOU.

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  226. Actually... by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 1

    My friend is one of the NASA team on that mission. His horoscope the other day?

    "Today, you will help smash a small probe into a comet."

    If this russian chick's horoscope was accurate, it would have accounted for this...

    Heh.

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  227. Re:A point of clarification by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

    Of course you could also postulate that you are the only person who really exists and everybody else is just a trick God plays on you. Occam's Razor is there to leave most stupid explainations to philosophy. Because there's an infinite number of ways to explain a given phenomenon someone needed to say "we use only the simplest explaination available that still matches the data". Simplest of course meaning most easily predictable, "God did it" sounds pretty simple but would be a nightmare to use for predicting anything. Because then you'd have to theorize about how God works.

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  228. Re:A point of clarification by penguinoid · · Score: 0, Troll

    Religion may be logical, but it is based on flawed principles. It is very easy to show the problems with the basic principles, and the rest comes crumbling down.

    Care to show me? For example in Christianity, much of the bible is not literal, so first you must prove that something is literal before showing contradictions. Also, you have to assume that contradictions are always false (yes, that's an axiom). Anyhow, if you try to disprove religion here, anything useful you say will be lost in the ensuing flamewar, but I doubt you could do it. Millions have already tried and failed. I would recommend proving we exist first.

    I am referring to religion having any bearing on the physical world, e.g. creationism. Leave it in the spiritual realm where it belongs and you won't have any problems.

    Everything that has any bearing on the real world involves assumptions. Some, like the default logical axioms, and the scientific method, are quite useful, but they are assumptions nonetheless.

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  229. Re:A point of clarification by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

    If you define 1=2 you need to define + as well because the mathematical one won't apply to your weird number system. Might need to redefine = as well.

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  230. Easy Fix by Salvo · · Score: 1

    Just pay Athena Starwoman or whoever to state that your Horoscope is determined at the time of your Birth.
    Then this poor deluded Money-Grabber won't be affected, since she was born prior to the Probe.

  231. Re:A point of clarification by gilroy · · Score: 1
    Blockquoth the poster:

    I propose that God is fucking around with your Large Hadron Collider, by deflecting particles as if quarks existed. This matches experiments exactly as if quarks actually do exist, so how can you say one theory is better than the other without Occam's Razor?

    Well, this is why multiple experiments at multiple sites are done. Are you proposing that God fudges all experiments, so that no experiment can distinguish between quarks existing and God making it "look" like they exist?

    In the latter guess, guess what? Quarks exist, because the ultimate arbiter of truth in sciene is the physical Universe. If every experiment "looks like" quarks exist, then in what way is it meaningful to say that they don't? If God had little angels whipping around arranging the proper collisions, and if those angels are not otherwise detectable and leave no other signature, then there's no distinction -- the quarks do exist, in the only meaningful (scientific) sense.
  232. err by crabpeople · · Score: 0, Troll

    well your throwing around completely meaningless names, i should stop you and say that both hitler and bush were/are christians.

    The problem is that when you have a magical belief system that pretty much only serves as a control for the masses, you have many people who exploit that control for their own gain. As there are no actual "connections with reality" in most religions, I would say they make everyone who is a part of them, part of the problem. What I mean is that when you dont have a firm base in reality, people can easily justify anything with phrases such as "it is gods will" or "this is how it SHOULD be". Religion is just one more way to establish and acclimatize people to authoritarian controls. It is pretty much what holds society back from advancing.

    Since you have a whole mass of susceptible "washed" minds, who only need to be given key words to bring them under ones direction, the people in the system are ALL part of the problem. I would compare it to all good soldiers in the army being as much responsible for the war as the politicians. Once people realize they cannot hide behind organizations while they do their dirty business, much of the worlds problems will melt away.

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    1. Re:err by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hitler planned to destroy Christianity after he was done abusing it, thanks.

      Bush is no substitute for Hitler, however much he scares some people at home & abroad. In 3 years, he'll be gone (though I realize that this just isn't soon enough for many).

    2. Re:err by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that when you have a magical belief system that pretty much only serves as a control for the masses

      I didn't RTFP, but are you refering to the Democratic Party?

    3. Re:err by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hitler planned to destroy Christianity after he was done abusing it, thanks.

      Back that up with something valid.

    4. Re:err by dangitman · · Score: 1
      Hitler planned to destroy Christianity after he was done abusing it, thanks.

      Doesn't that describe most prominent "Christians" in the USA, like Pat Robertson and George Bush? Millions of Americans claim to be Christian, while living non-Christian lives. Can we revoke their right to call themselves Christian?

      Whatever these people believe, they call themselves Christian. The problem is not Christianity itself, but the people who call themselves Christians.

      You don't see many self-professed atheists doing evil things. By far, the majority of evil is carried out by those who call themselves religious.

      So, it seems to me, that the "trueness" of one's Christianity is irrelevant. Fact is, people calling themselves Christian do a lot of damage to the world. So, it's best to avoid them completely, even if they might have good intentions and true faith instead of an evil agenda. How do you know which Christian to trust, and which is the Hitler or George Bush?

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    5. Re:err by Fished · · Score: 1
      well your throwing around completely meaningless names, i should stop you and say that both hitler and bush were/are christians.
      Let's put it this way... if you really aren't aware that Joseph Stalin and Mao Tse-Dung (or Pol Pot for that matter), their official, arrogant atheism, and the millions of people they killed in the name of a particular form of atheist ideology, then it's hardly profitable having a discussion with you.

      And, BTW, as others have noted, Hitler was no Christian by anyone's standard (being baptised as an infant doesn't make you a believe in Jesus Christ, and Hitler had specific and well-documented plans to destroy German Christianity by paganizing the state religion), and Bush is no Hitler. Have you ever considered that the very fact that you are allowed to accuse Bush of being a Hitler proves he's no Hitler?

      And, just so you know (numnutz), I voted for Kerry. So put your stereotype back where it belongs and grow up.

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  233. Proof of God by sveinungkv · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    first: sorry about my english, it's not my native language.
    Then to the profs of God: there are many. Since I don't know your religion/philosofi/way of thinking, I will try my favorite: The Bible.
    It is full of profecis, some that occurs while we speak. The resurection of Israel is a good example: "And say unto them, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I will take the children of Israel from among the heathen, whither they be gone, and will gather them on every side, and bring them into their own land:" Ezekiel 37:21
    When I was in Israel, I saw Ezekiel 36,34 with my own eyes: "And they shall say, This land that was desolate is become like the garden of Eden; and the waste and desolate and ruined cities are become fenced, and are inhabited."

    Stuff that have not hapend yet, but it seems like it might happend soon
    "And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name." Revelation of John 13:16-17 And as a slashdotter, I guess you have heard this profecy, and know in what direction the development point (I'm not claiming it has happend, but stay awake when it does, that mark is a onewayticket to hell)
    "It was also given to him (Aticrist) to make war with the saints (the real christians) and to overcome them, and authority over every tribe and people and tongue and nation was given to him." Rev 13,7 One World Goverment, well look at the direction the world moves. Almost unthinkable in a world with slow means of transportation

    I hope you will accept at least the first evidence (Israel), but if you are looking for different kind evidence, just ask...

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    1. Re:Proof of God by bemenaker · · Score: 1
      A little to reply to this, but I will anyways.

      You want me to take a book written by MAN, edited and UNKNOWN number of times by MAN, as proof of GOD? Gee, I can't see the fallacy in that.

      Proof = infallable data supporting theorum. bible != proof

  234. No, Astrologers aren't neccesarly morons... by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    The shift you describe is called the "platonic worldyear" by astrologist and is taken into account with the so-called 'ayanamsa correction'. By professional astrologers that is.
    It is also utter nonsense that astrologers no nothing about astronomy. The opposite is true. In fact, every good astrologer I know (at least two) is nothing less an expert in astronomy aswell. And actually followed the temple mission with great interrest.
    I'd go so far as to say it is near impossible to become a good astrologer without expert knowledge in astronomy. And - in a way - vice versa.

    By the way: You can recognize professional astrologers that deserve the name in that they usually don't make prognoses.

    Last but not least: One of the most impressive open source tools for astrologists - astrolog - which was designed by a professional astrologer, is used by professional astronomers aswell. So much for astrologers being 'morons'.

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  235. Like Uri Geller?. by TFGeditor · · Score: 1

    YOu mean lawsuits like those filed by psychic (or is it psycho?) crackpot Uri Geller?

    He has sued (and lost) book publishers http://www.absoluteastronomy.com/encyclopedia/U/Ur /Uri_Geller.htm and Nintendo http://www.100megsfree4.com/farshores/ngeller.htm among others.

    For years, one of Geller's favorite pastimes has been suing crackpot debunker the Amazing Randi http://www.randi.org/

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  236. Re:A point of clarification by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

    You cannot define that. + only applies to sets where n+1 == succ(n) and succ(n) != n. If you want to use "+" on a set where 1==2 you need to define a new "+" operation (that would not be the add operation).

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  237. supernatural != God by sveinungkv · · Score: 1

    Well, just because something is supernatural (and not a trick) does not prove it is God. Remember, there are two sides. The Bible warns about those that serve the creature more than the creator...

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  238. There goes her hotel ownership funds... by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 1

    She's been saving up to open that hotel for a long time, damn you for making her pay all her life's savings for a can of soda!

  239. I wonder if I should help NASA with a defense... by alien-alien · · Score: 1

    You just have to turn it back on itself.

    "Dear Complainant,
    If the stars control what we all do then NASA's personal were destined to alter the path of the comet so that it now, more accurately, reflects your fate."

  240. Re:A point of clarification by penguinoid · · Score: 1

    For the benefit of Fucking Morons(TM), my proposition that god is fudging the experiments to look as if quarks existed was intended to show the parent that in deciding that quarks exist, he was in fact using Occam's Razor, which he claims "Occam's razor is not a method for conducting science".

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  241. More than $0.65... by TWX · · Score: 1

    You should be entitled to at least a couple of dollars on account of 'pain and suffering'...

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  242. Re:Pot. Kettle. by demon · · Score: 1

    Astrologer, not astronomer. She believes the stars set her _destiny_, yo.

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  243. Re:A point of clarification by m50d · · Score: 1

    I follow logic based on the empirical finding that it gives more accurate predictions than anything else I've tried.

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  244. Re:A point of clarification by Listen+Up · · Score: 1

    The parent post should NOT be marked Insightful as it is absolutely anything but Insightful. You are completely incorrect that everything we know about the universe is based on assumptions. This is not philosophy or religion class, this is reality. The universe follows structured rules and laws which are repeatable, predictable, and disprovable. Those laws are defined mathematically. There is zero evidence to the contrary. Whether you wish to believe otherwise is your progrative, but no matter how hard you try, the universe will continue to exist forever exactly as it is.

  245. Persecution is not acceptable ... by satat · · Score: 1

    unless you are a fruitless fig tree ... man does Jesus hate those fruitless fig trees.

  246. Re:A point of clarification by ultranova · · Score: 1

    Math is an abstraction of concrete evidence. If Tom has 1 apple and Jane has 1 apple and Jane gives Tom her apple. Then Tom has 2 apples. Whether you write the idea of value of 1 as # or % or @ the mathematical problem would look like 1+1 or #+# or %+% or @+@.

    You speak of evidence. So tell me what, exactly speaking, does your example prove ?

    Math is a concrete thing we just us abstract terms to define what is already there.

    Math is a system of symbol manipulation that is particularly well suited to building models about relationships of magnitudes. The relationships themselves may or may not be based on actual causal relationships (as opposed to pure chance or the famous link between ice-cream eating and drowning), but the mathemathical formulas used to describe them are purely human invention and don't reflect anything but the way human beings look at things.

    There is no "Jesus Christ" considering there was no English Language back when he was supposedly being reborn.

    I doubt there's a single word any two people in the planet would pronounce in exactly the same way (quantum randomness prevents this, if nothing else). Do we therefore have to draw the conclusion that none of the things referred by them exist ?

    Don't know what you meant with "reborn" - were you perhaps talking about birth or resurrection ?

    Language is a way of using abstract sounds in a consistent manner so that other beings with enough intelligence can understand us.

    Incorrect. I didn't say a single word aloud while typing this message, and yet I'd say it contains language.

    Furthermore, "sound" refers to a certain physical phenomenon (an energy-carrying wave propagating through an intermediary substance), and can't therefore be abstract.

    So, please whether you are trying to make a joke or post somthing intelligent next time THINK about what you post.

    I respectfully suggest that you follow your own advice.

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  247. Re:A point of clarification by servognome · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Science is not faith-based but fact-based. Faith has no room in the scientific process.

    A certain degree of faith is included in the scientific process. Science and religion both share the common root of philosophy. The difference between religion and science is religion is based on blind faith, science is based on tempered faith.

    When you drop a rock, you believe it will fall. This belief is based on huge amounts of historical evidence. However, science doesn't actually dictate what will happen to the rock, it merely gives a reasonable prediction based on our knowledge. One of the biggest mistakes people make in science is to say we observe X because of theory Y, because theory doesn't dictate behavior. All we can say is we observe X, which is consistant with the prediction of theory Y.

    Faith also gives birth to our new ideas. Einstein's faith that the universe neither expanded nor contracted led him to create the cosmological constant. Even the idea that we somehow can explain the behavior of the universe is based in faith. Since we can't know everything, we must make assumptions. In the absence of knowledge all we have is faith.

    Scientists working on string theory do so because of faith. String theory is unfalsifiable, and it explains no known phenomenon that isn't already explained by another theory. I would argue string theory right now sits in the same ballpark as creationism. The difference is that those working on string theory will reformulate if they have conflicting observations. While creationists will tend to dismiss or give alternate explainations on conflicting observations.

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  248. Knowing the facts, it is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "Normal people think the lawsuit is stupid because they don't bother to read the facts"


    Once you look at the facts, the suit is baseless. The ratio of burn incidents to cups sold is a remarkably safe 1 in 25,000,000. The coffee was served at normal temperature (not anything hotter). It turns out that 24,999,999 out of 25,000,000 were able to drink the coffee with no problem. That is an extremely good safety record. The 1 in 25,000,000 got burned not because the product was defective or dangerous, but because they did something really stupid with it.


    "there were already some 700 reported incidences of burns from coffee that McDonald's knew about and didn't act on"


    Why act on them? These 700 cases resulted from an extremely small number of individuals abusing the product.


    "They did claim negligence because they knew their product was burning people"


    Should McDonald's stop giving away those little plastic knives? You can gouge your eye out with them, you know!


    This hot coffee case, once you know the facts, is a textbook example of a "frivolous lawsuit". In a more just world, with tort retorm, the woman who filed it would have to pay McDonalds as a penalty for this harassment.

    1. Re:Knowing the facts, it is stupid by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      Spilling coffee isn't abuse, it's a common consequence of drinking coffee, particularly if you choose to do so in a vehicle. While McDonald's isn't responsible for the normal consequences of spilled coffee, they are responsible for consequences beyond those reasonably expected unless they otherwise inform their customers.

      Perhaps you don't understand statistics. 1 burn in 25 billion cups of coffee is not zero. By the same token, you could argue there are no terrorists. Very few people are. Isn't that close to zero? Fortunately the law understands rare incidences. If one tire in a hundred thousand blows out on a turn, it's defective.

      If the plastic knives somehow cut off your fingers if you touched them, McDonald's would be liable, as they pose a danger beyond that which was expected. But doesn't everyone know not to touch knives?

      It doesn't appear that you know the facts. There are actually much better textbook examples of a frivolous lawsuit. I suggest you have a look at the textbook.

    2. Re:Knowing the facts, it is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Spilling coffee isn't abuse, it's a common consequence of drinking coffee"
      You must be really sloppy, then. I hope you do not wear white shirts.

      "Perhaps you don't understand statistics"
      I understand them, and how you have abused them to defend this baseless suit.

      "1 burn in 25 billion cups of coffee is not zero"
      It is not, but it shows a very safe product. Not only that: the burns happened because someone did something stupid with it. They were not because of a defective product.

      "By the same token, you could argue there are no terrorists"
      How does your analogy fit? Did McDonald's kill 3,000 people with 12 cups of coffee?

      "Fortunately the law understands rare incidences"
      Usually, but not in the McDonald's case, where the legal system was merely used to rob someone with deep pockets.

      "If one tire in a hundred thousand blows out on a turn, it's defective."
      Here again the confusion with a defective product. The coffee in the burn cases was not defective: it was the same coffee everyone was able to drink with no problems (SAME TEMPERATURE). You might be able to go somewhere with this if you pursue the angle of McDonald's having fragile coffee cups that "fail" when crushed. However, you have not.

      The coffee was not "defective" by being hot: this is actually how the customers preferred it. In fact, after the baseless lawsuit forced McDonald's to lower the coffee below the optimal serving temperature, "cold coffee" complaints soared.

      "If the plastic knives somehow cut off your fingers if you touched them, McDonald's would be liable.
      Only in a world where people are liable for something that is not their fault.

      "It doesn't appear that you know the facts"
      I have been referring consistently to the facts. You seem to forget that 24,999,999 out of 25,000,000 are able to drink this coffee safely, and this woman spilled it all by herself.

      "There are actually much better textbook examples of a frivolous lawsuit"
      None can get much better than this. This is an excellent example of someone hurting themself and getting greedy and then abusing the court system to try and get rich off an uninvolved party.

    3. Re:Knowing the facts, it is stupid by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      This was not how customers preferred it; it's because coffee experts recommended it for storage.

      You don't seem to understand the concept of reasonable risk versus unreasonable risk. So I'll not pursue this any further. Suffice it to say that a company is liable if its product causes harm beyond that which is to be expected and does not appropriately warn its customers. Third-degree burns are not an expected risk for coffee. Nor do you understand small-number statistics with respect to safety and injury. Nor do you understand the concept of fault. Certainly a person is responsible for spilling their own coffee. The company is responsible if their coffee causes damage beyond what would be expected when it is spilled, a common occurence with coffee.

      The person in question was not greedy. She requested money from McDonald's for her medical bills, which were significant. McDonald's had settled a number of similar cases out of court, but denied this one. She then sued for medical costs. She was awarded 80% of medical costs and lost time, with additional punitive damages awarded by the jury to put pressure on McDonald's to address the problem, which they had not yet done.

      You've been consistently referring to one statistic, and in a manner that's not actually constructive.

      I can only hope that your shampoo manufacturer makes their product so that it blinds you if it gets in your eyes, that you trip on a just-mopped floor, and that you fall onto a conveniently-placed pile of pointed, rusty objects. Then it will be entirely your fault.

    4. Re:Knowing the facts, it is stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This was not how customers preferred it; it's because coffee experts recommended it for storage."
      If the customers complain a lot more after the lawsuit than before, then this is "how the customers preferred it". The temperature at question, however, is for serving.

      "You don't seem to understand the concept of reasonable risk versus unreasonable risk."
      How about "no risk"? Where 24,999,999 out of 25,000,000 are able to consume something supposedly dangerous with no problem? And the problems only arise when you do something really dumb with it? The risk level is so low that it is not worth considering.

      "Suffice it to say that a company is liable if its product causes harm beyond that which is to be expected and does not appropriately warn its customers"
      No issue here. They always said it was hot coffee.

      "The person in question was not greedy"
      She certainly was. She abuse the courts to get money that was not due to her at all. Money taken from someone else.

      "with additional punitive damages awarded by the jury to put pressure on McDonald's to address the problem, which they had not yet done."
      There was no problem to address. In fact, in light of the greatly increased "cold coffee" complaints, they pressured McDonald's to create a problem.

      "You've been consistently referring to one statistic, and in a manner that's not actually constructive."
      This one statistic is very productive, as it proves that the product was not dangerous.

      "I can only hope that your shampoo manufacturer makes their product so that it blinds you if it gets in your eyes"
      To make this comparable to the McDonald's example, it would be a shampoo bottle where I decide to ram the pointed end into my eyes.

      " that you trip on a just-mopped floor..."
      If there is a sign that says "Wet Floor" and I am not careful, it is my fault. Since the coffee was labelled as "Hot Coffee", it had a "sign" and this next one does not fit, either.

      Better yet, if I am the only person in 25,000,000 who walks across that floor and falls in the rusty objects, and I also happen to be the only one doing backflips across the floor, it have noone to blame but myself. That's what it all comes down to: the willingless to take responsibility for your own actions.

    5. Re:Knowing the facts, it is stupid by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      If the customers complain a lot more after the lawsuit than before, then this is "how the customers preferred it". The temperature at question, however, is for serving.

      No, it's not. They were told to store their coffee at 80 C to maintain its flavor, and that's what it's served at.

      No issue here. They always said it was hot coffee.

      Only in the advertising sense that everyone says their coffee is hot as opposed to iced. While they had a reputation for hot coffee, they didn't openly state that it was dangerously hot. (On the other hand, if you were to buy something called "painfully spicy chicken wings" and they cause pain, you should consider yourself properly warned.)

      Again, 700 injuries in any number of non-injuries is not zero. It's not safe, depending on the product in question. If the tires on three cars blow out in a normal maneuver under special circumstances... three people out of all the driver in US is *nothing*. Yet it will and has made news, and the tires are indeed defective.

      This one statistic is very productive, as it proves that the product was not dangerous.

      Statistics can't prove.

      To make this comparable to the McDonald's example, it would be a shampoo bottle where I decide to ram the pointed end into my eyes.

      You're confusing greater-than-expected damage from a commonplace accident (coffee) with intentional injury (shampoo). If you were to intentionally pour coffee on yourself to see if it would cause burns, you're wholly responsible. If you spill it, a common accident, and it causes greater-than-expected burns, you're only partially liable.

      If there is a sign that says "Wet Floor" and I am not careful

      Oh, there's no sign that says Wet Floor. You should know that floors might be wet and that any footing is not guaranteed to be safe. Besides, any competent walker will never trip or fall.

      I also happen to be the only one doing backflips

      You might like your coffee black. I like my coffee black. Survey people and you'll find that the actions (a) opening a cup of coffee (b) adding cream and sugar to coffee and yes even (c) spilling coffee on oneself are all very normal occurences to coffee drinkers. Since you have statistics problems, I should point out that (c) being normal doesn't mean it's common or even frequent, but frankly people are not shocked and amazed if they're handling coffee in a car and spill some.

      I assure you if, out of all the millions of people that eat burgers at McDonald's, over the course of a few years 700 of them become seriously ill from food poisoning because the company policy on cooked-food storage doesn't proprly prevent infection, people will not say there is "no risk". For that matter, there were far fewer cases of Kreutzfeld-Jacobs that fueled the "mad cow" scare, and the amount of beef eaten is certainly comparable to served McDonald's coffee. Yet you'd be hard-pressed to convince people there was zero danger.

  249. Re:A point of clarification by Listen+Up · · Score: 1

    PS - As an aside point, you're posting on Slashdot using a computer which exists solely due to Quantum Physics. Which according to you is just an assumption, only exists because you wish to think it does, and is foolish to believe as a world view. Simply because you cannot touch, taste, smell, see, hear or mentally comprehend the Mathematics and Physics involved does not make them false or assumed. Moron.

  250. Not this crappy claim again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Faith has no room in the scientific process. Confidence in one's experiments or theory is only confidence and has to be tested to be considered valid.

    BZZZZZ. Wrong. That is a dogmatic claim made by "true believers" in science.

    First of all, the function of Faith in science begins at the earliest moment of your scientific education. Unless you validate, EVERY SINGLE CLAIM that has been made to you in your education, you are taking some things on faith. That is the way it is, that is the way it works. When a scientist builds off of other peoples work, without first verifying the results for himself(or herself, I'm masculine so I speak in the masculine), he is exercising faith in its accuracy, as well as the accuracy of the assumed review process that work underwent. There are real world examples where such faith proved disapointing.

    But beyond that, and far far more fundamentally important, is the function of faith in the forumalation of new ideas. You can not effectively utilize imagination, without faith. For your imagination to work in the formulation of new ideas, you have to suspend disbelief in whatever is you are imagining, in order to effectively work within the mental construct you are imagining. You have to believe it's real, in order to give it any credence, even if that belief is only for the brief instant, in which you are imagining.

    Einstein is credited with saying "Imagination is more important than knowledge" and this is why. Knowing facts by themselves don't make one a great thinker or a great scientist.

    This is just absurd:
    Confidence in one's experiments or theory is only confidence and has to be tested to be considered valid.

    Right, and I'm only borrowing without asking, I'm not stealing. Use a dictionary, there is no confidence without faith. It doesn't work that way.

  251. Excellent example of frivolous lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "That particular lawsuit was not an example of a frivolous lawsuit; there are plenty of others, but that isn't one."


    It is one of the best examples of a baseless and frivolous lawsuit. A woman took a safe product that she and everyone else was able to consume with no problem, did something stupid with it and hurt herself. She then got greedy and tried to make those who had no role in her mistake give her riches through abuse of the court system. Greed, outrageous and false claims by plantiffs, and refusal to take responsibility for your own mistakes are quite present here. All are hallmarks of frivolous lawsuits.

  252. Re:A point of clarification by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

    Strictly speaking, you're correct. "Correct" being defined by logic.

    But if somebody uses logic to test the value of a faith, then they're using logic as a faith.

  253. Predictions by PigIronBob · · Score: 1

    The British Astronomical Journal ran a Horoscope in one of their issues years ago, quoting one from memory : "As predicted in our previous issue; Everyone born under the sign of Gemini was hit by a big truck and died."

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  254. Re:A point of clarification by lav-chan · · Score: 1

    I'm not a logician, so all i know about this is what i've read on the Internet, but there are ways that you're supposed to 'logically' conclude the existence of God. For example (i got this from Wikipedia):

    1. All things in nature are caused.
    2. Nothing in nature can cause itself.
    3. Therefore, everything that is caused is caused by something other than itself.
    4. A causal chain cannot stretch infinitely backward in time.
    5. If the causal chain cannot stretch infinitely backward in time, there must be a first cause.
    6. The word God means uncaused first cause.
    7. Therefore, God exists.

    Not that i necessarily believe in that, but it's not all just completely ignorant faith.

  255. Re:A point of clarification by northcat · · Score: 1

    Everyone is a fucking philosopher now. Can I lick your balls, Aristotle?

  256. Re:A point of clarification by sploxx · · Score: 1

    The problem is that 'those religous people'(*) will use logic in everyday cases (and even defend it!) but will stop to use it if it gets even a little more complex.

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  257. Re:A point of clarification by turbidostato · · Score: 1

    "Can you say "axiom"?"

    Science doesn't have axioms. Maths do.

    And its operative definition moved from the classical of "self-evident" to the modern "taken for granted".

    "so how can you say one theory is better than the other without Occam's Razor?"

    You can't. But you needn't either. I'll choose the quantum-based, just because it's cheaper. You will have to manage exactly the same maths than me *and* God; I'm a rabid lazy man. I can perfectly go to bed without knowing if the "right" theory is yours or mine, I don't need it; but for the time being I'll be able to achive the same goals than you with less effort. That you can call it a "method" or pure lazyness, again, not my problem.

    Either future experiments will show that your God does make a difference, and then we will be able to discern which theory preserves the experimental results and which can't, or not; in which case you will be an idiot working for nothing for the time being.

    Maybe not very scientifical, but quite convinient.

  258. Re:Pot. Kettle. by Apiakun · · Score: 1

    I sit corrected. But still. She probably gazes at the stars, accomplishing the same thing.

  259. Re:A point of clarification by Bun · · Score: 1

    You know, your faith or lack of it doesn't affect reality in any way, only your interpretation of it. Math, being a purely abstract concept, has no existance beyond that interpretation, whereas any entity either exists or not and has or has not certain attributes independently of your perceptions.

    Nah. Reality bites back. You might never perceive that bullet bearing down on your skull - before or after it gets there - but it will make a terrific difference in your perception of reality when it's done.

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  260. Re:A point of clarification by turbidostato · · Score: 1

    "In the latter guess, guess what? Quarks exist [...] If God had little angels whipping around arranging the proper collisions, and if those angels are not otherwise detectable and leave no other signature, then there's no distinction -- the quarks do exist, in the only meaningful (scientific) sense."

    Quite near the mark, but no bull-eye. From any reasonable point of view, quarks exists no more no less than certain sense of humor of God which consistently makes certain high energy machines offer certain results through their bulbs, valves and speed-o-meters. No one can "see" the quarks as when one see a stone falling from a table. All you can see are bulbs, valves and speed-o-meters doing zwingggg, chrasss, and gurgle-gurgle in quite specific manners. From that, you *infere* a "concept" called "quark"*1, while Blockquoth *inferes* another concept called "God's sense of humor". I already told why I'd choose quarks, but obviously it is not because "Quarks Do Exist And The Experiments Show It". Popper already taught us experiments can only tell us when we are wrong, but not when we are right.

    *1 Well, when someone is in those "esotheric" fields, it is usually the other way around: one have nasty mathematical results here and there, grows an hypothesis within his brains and looks for the experiment that will tell if he went nuts or is going to go for the next Nobel

  261. Some common sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Thanks for some common sense. People tend to overlook a very important factor which trumps all of the weaseling and crooked-lawyer website lies: she burned herself with the coffee.. Anyone who ignores this just does not know the facts of the case. Anyone who says that McDonald's served coffee too hot for consumption is lying: just about everyone was able to consume it without problems.


    Anyone who thinks that this lawsuit is not frivolous is too stupid for citizenship. You should not allow such persons in your house. They will make a beeline for the kitchen sink, get the Drano bottle out from under the sink and drink it, and then sue you "because you tried to poison them."

  262. Re:A point of clarification by turbidostato · · Score: 1

    "The universe follows structured rules and laws which are repeatable, predictable, and disprovable"

    I challenge you to offer the slightest demonstration to that quite gasping assertion.

    And no, statistics doesn't demonstrates anything.

    "There is zero evidence to the contrary"

    So what? It is YOU the one that makes an assertion, so it is YOU the one that must bring probes for it. I don't have to bring evidence for a shit!

    "Whether you wish to believe otherwise is your progrative, but no matter how hard you try, the universe will continue to exist forever exactly as it is."

    Yes, but just telling that haven't made us to be the minimal part of a milimeter from a demonstration.

    I can accept that "The Universe Is The Way That It Is", but obviously that says nothing about "The Universe Being The Way You Say It Is". ...And I still waiting for your probes about the Universe "following structured rules and laws which are repeatable, predictable, and disprovable" appart from your stubborn believe on such assertion.

  263. so close, and yet so far by mbius · · Score: 1

    He did say "minute ways," and when you figure how many seconds are in the comet's orbital period of 5.5 years, you discover the straight-line displacement is far less negligible.

    OK, the thing flies between Mars and Jupiter, with Jupiter affecting its trajectory, and hasn't been closer than half an AU...but the matter of scale is something to check, not dismiss out of hand.

    Fortunately, people have. Give your source some credit.
    http://deepimpact.umd.edu/science/tempel1-orbitalh ist.html

    I'm sure you meant "look up the math." Far from being pointless or unmeasurable, the displacement turns out not to be amplified over time, and we wipe the sweat off our foreheads.

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    1. Re:so close, and yet so far by barawn · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, people have. Give your source some credit.

      Okay. My source is Google "mass tempel 1", reading the Deep Impact page regarding impactor mass and velocity, and just doing a change in momentum.

      I didn't see that page before, actually. Hence the reason that everything was ballparky (save the mass of the impactor, that was from an article). Cool that I got it right. Sucks that I could've saved myself a bit of time. :)

      Far from being pointless or unmeasurable

      It is unmeasurable. That part was directly stated by an interviewee on NPR. Given the fact that its effective orbital shift (10 m, from the page you mentioned) is way, way below the precision that we measure its orbit, it's unmeasurable.

      And actually, it's less than you think it is. Had I even looked up the orbit of Tempel 1 beforehand, I would've seen that it's in a 2:1 resonance with Jupiter. That means that we actually did nothing except induce a slight (additional) oscillation arond its current orbit that will damp with time, since resonances are stable equilibria.

  264. forces unbalanced in universe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Marina Bai has sued the U.S. space agency, claiming the Deep Impact probe that punched a crater into the comet Tempel 1 late Sunday "ruins the natural balance of forces in the universe,""

    By using this logic Marina Bai just walking on earth ruin the balance of forces in the universe??

  265. I demand that I am Vroomfondel by mbius · · Score: 1

    the cost of ruining the 'natural balance of forces in the universe' is $300 mil US. Wonder how she arrived at that figure...

    Teamsters. Can't have just anybody restoring natural balance of forces in the universe ya know.

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  266. Re:McDonald's lawsuit was NOT completely frivolous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Is it reasonable to assume that if you spill hot coffee in your lap you will be burned. YES

    I think you summed it up nicely right there. After all, coffee (and tea) are made with boiling water. What more do you need to know?

    McDonald's responsibility ended the moment the coffee was out of their hands.

  267. Yesterday's thread by CapnGrunge · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Here. Dupes are not just for articles anymore.

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  268. Re:I should sue them, too ... Yes! by Chrax · · Score: 1

    Deterministic doesn't necessarily mean predictable. You have to know the original state, and nothing new can be introduced, for it to be predictable (you also have to have the computational power to calculate up to beyond the present day, otherwise it's simply a confirmation, not prediction). So something can be deterministic without being predictable. (On the other hand, we can pick out patterns without knowing the original state. This would be the methodology of any type of fortune-telling that isn't a sham by design.)

    Can something be predictable without being deterministic? I'd say so. People can behave predictably. For example, if I punch you in the nose, I predict you will get angry. Now whether or not every moment led us inexorably to that exchange where I 'decided' to punch you in the nose is a point for philosophers to argue about and the rest of us to say "Huh. That's a (neat|dumb) question." and carry on with our lives.

  269. The lesson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "s it reasonable to assume that you will recieve 3rd degree burns and require skin grafts to recover. NO"


    The lesson: don't dump coffee on your lap like the frivolous-lawsuit-filer did. If you choose to do so, shut up and pay for it yourself.

  270. I have to say... by spoco2 · · Score: 1

    ...thanks for that, I didn't know that at all... I was of the opinion it was a frivolous case etc.

    So thanks for showing that it did have some merit afterall.

    Doesn't change the fact that the US (and now other countries like my own, Australia) have a HUGE amount of ridiculous, money grabbing cases... and many that succeed...

  271. Re:A point of clarification by gilroy · · Score: 1

    If every experiment returns results that indicate quarks exist, then they exist. What meaning would there be in saying they don't? What would it mean for the quarks not to exist yet for all experiments to point that way?

    Now, the experiments don't prove that God's Perverse Humor doesn't exist, as well. Indeed, the two are experimentally indistinguishable and therefore the same.

  272. 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 0110010 by SluttyButt · · Score: 1

    Yup, that's NASA's response.

  273. Third degree burns? by gr3y · · Score: 1

    So you are saying that this woman suffered "burns [that] extend into deeper tissues. [Third degree burns] cause white or blackened, charred skin that may be numb." I'm sure the woman in the McDonald's lawsuit was burned, but I find it hard to believe that simple reflex was not enough to limit the burn to second degree in a very small area with a surrounding corona of first degree redness. Fucking molten metal doesn't burn someone that badly if contact with skin is intermittent or of very short duration.

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    1. Re:Third degree burns? by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      White, numb skin with deeper-tissue damage, yes. I don't see how reflex is going to prevent this. Liquids that hot cause deep-tissue burns in 2-7 seconds. It wouldn't work so well on bare skin, but if you're wearing pants (especially, say, sweatpants), the liquid is held to your skin. You may find it hard to believe, but it's well-documented.

      Molten metal does indeed cause even less than first-degree burns depending on the length of contact and type of metal. Hot solder stings but doesn't cause much damage. But then, the skin contact time is short, that's why. If the molten metal is twice as hot as the hot coffee (meaning some 400 C), it's delivering the damaging thermal energy into your skin only twice as fast.

  274. Re:A point of clarification by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

    Repeatability, however, is kind of the big assumption of science. If I throw a ball in the air a billion times, and it falls back to the earth at the same accelleration each time, I'll naturally assume that, so long as conditions remain constant, the pattern will continue, and i will formulate my analyses accordingly. I cannot, however, pretend that this is in any way logical: no number of repetitions actually proves a pattern.

    What I'm saying here is don't get too cocky about our sciences. The method has its weak points, just like everything else we've come up with.

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  275. Re:A point of clarification by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

    Meh, your point may or may not be a good one, but i'm going to nitpick at you on technical grounds because your examples are annoyingly bad.

    1)The truth (soundness) of a logical conclusion is always dependent on the truth (soundness) of the assumptions, i.e. the starting points of the logical chain. What you are citing here (lack of internal contradictions) is not soundness but validity. As any student of philosophy is conditioned to say within 5 seconds of bringing the subject up, perfectly valud arguments are sometimes (often, actually) entirely false or of undefinable truth.

    2) Jesus christ is or isn't god regardless of what you think on the subject, unless you have achueved some sort of transcendance which allows you to form the universe to your will. If you have, please tell me how: I tried for a long time, but then i ran out of red bull.

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  276. Re:A point of clarification by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

    The problem with logic is that you have to start with something that's not logical. The only alternative is circular logic.

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  277. Re:A point of clarification by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

    I salute the first person in the thread that appears to actually know what logic is. /SALUTE!

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  278. Re:A point of clarification by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

    Nah, almost no one follows logic all the way through these days. The problem with 'those religious people' is that they seem to lack the sense of humor that the creation process imbues in most of us nowadays.

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  279. IAAA (I Am An Astrologer) by einhverfr · · Score: 1

    But I don't get along intellectually with most other astrologers....

    A touchstone to determine the actual worth of an "intellectual": find out how he feels about astrology. -- Robert A Heinlein

    A.E. Wallace Budge wrote a number of very interesting paragraphs on the subject in passing in his landmark work "Amulets and Superstitions" which catalogs various supernatural beliefs of the ancient world. He didn't mention whether he believed in it (I suspect he did based on his involvement in the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn) but he simply states that it, like many ancient supernatural beliefs, was best understood as a part of a much larger and more complex cosmology. I don't think anyone would dare degrade the intellectual worth of the curator of the Royal Museum in London simply because he gives some credit to it.

    Personally, I agree with Paracelsus's view of the subject (presumably held by Budge, WB Yeates, and other HOGD members). This view holds that there is no reason to even look for a causal force which links the planets to our lives. But instead (for those of us who are astrologers), it has the same basis of any other form of divination (tarot, omens, whatever). This is that the internal and external worlds are reflections of eachother. And that anything in the external world can be symbolic of aspects of our internal lives (emotions, thoughts, inner angels and demons, aspirations, fears, etc). In this case, astrology merely gives us a symbolic handle on our inner lives. Nothing more nor less.

    Now, I say that this woman is a crackpot of the highest degree. She is like those astrologers who talk about appeasing the planets and is obviously a charlatan of the highest degree.

    Evidently by filing this suit, she is validating her own beliefs, however....

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  280. axioms by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

    Well, I don't fully agree, but let's say you are right, for arguments' sake.

    Even then, it might be premature to say logic only exists within the human mind. It is quite possible that other intelligent beings (aliens or AIs or something) could and would use logic too.

    In fact, logic would dictate they do. ;-)

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  281. Re: You have precisely identified the problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have precisely identified the problem with belief systems. Reality and science are hardly relevant, its all about what you believe.

    Unfortunately, reality can often have a rather hard edge to it, especially when you bump your head. Without logic and mathematics its not that you can't talk to God, its that without them you haven't a chance of understanding what he is saying.

    I guess what bothers me most about the religous is that they are keen to tell you all about their belief system and how superior it is to everyone else's, yet they never seem to want to talk coherently about just how it is they know it for a fact to be true. We're all suppose to take it on faith rather than do any thinking. No doubt for most primates this is a lot easier and, in any event, one can always just fool a few other primates into thinking that it is. Unfortunately, the problem with this evolutionary strategy is that in the long run, its an evolutionary dead end.

  282. Re:A point of clarification by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

    "The problem with logic is that you have to start with something that's not logical."

    I don't think this is true. One could as well start from an experience or an observation, for instance.

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  283. Re:A point of clarification by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

    "I would recommend proving we exist first."

    Indeed!

    In fact, I am god.

    No, really!

    But I've made the mistake to turn me into a feeble human without any godly powers or wisdom, who thinks he's God.

    Please prove me wrong (or right).

    In fact, can I not logical argue that, since I am a feeble human without any godly powers and wisdom, and I do think I'm god, that this is proof I am god? ;-)

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  284. $300 million for free publicity by jesterzog · · Score: 1

    So...the cost of ruining the 'natural balance of forces in the universe' is $300 mil US. Wonder how she arrived at that figure...could we see a breakdown?

    I think that all she probably did was to decide how much she'd need to sue NASA for in order to get world press attention and mountains of free publicity.

    Everyone who cares about astrology probably now knows who she is. It's a shame that slashdot decided to jump on the media band-wagon.

  285. Re:A point of clarification by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

    "But if somebody uses logic to test the value of a faith, then they're using logic as a faith."

    That would actually depend on the premises of that faith, and whether or not it values logic (and consistency) itself.

    One can never logically test the premise of the value of a faith which refutes any logic, obviously. But, luckily, while the value in those cases remain outside the scope of logic, the way in which it is expressed often (has tenets which) can be subjected to logic.

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  286. Requisite Doctor Fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  287. Re:A point of clarification by hunterx11 · · Score: 1

    That's why I sounded stupid in the first paragraph. You must indeed start from a fuzzy non-logical place. However, you can pick up on simple patterns like causality and transitivity just by observing that they are always true. If, for example, we saw effects preceding causes in everyday life, our conception of logic would reflect that.

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  288. Re:A point of clarification by penguinoid · · Score: 1

    I don't care what they are called -- there are still assumptions in science. Perfectly valid assumptions, to be sure, and the best that can be gotten for what science does (find ways to predict what/how things happen in the real vorld).

    How do you know that the scientific method will arrive at the truth? You don't! When has science ever been right? Always close, and getting closer, but old theories get replaced by newer, more accurate ones all the time. Not that science is useless; it produces accurate predictions about the real world. Yet if you seek truth, perhaps you should study philosophy. Though philosophy may have gotten pretty much nowhere in 2000 years, it is at least concerned with truth. Science is concerned with predicting and explaining the real world, in the simplest way possible.

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  289. Re:A point of clarification by midav · · Score: 1
    Those laws are defined mathematically.

    Saying that is like saying that human thoughts are defined in words. True, most of the thoughts may be adequately expressed in this way, but the lingua is not the only way of expression, albeit, arguably, is the most effective one. However, my point is that the only reason the Laws of Nature are defined mathematically is because we are using math to build a model of reality. Newton's model is/was different from Einstein's model, the modelling law has been changed but the reality always stayed the same.

    There is zero evidence to the contrary.

    Are you sure? Goedel Theorem states that any formal system of non-trivial complexity is either incomplete or inconsistent. The reality, OTOH, by definition is complete and also seems to be consistent (at least, there is no evidence to the contrary.) If only by this virtue of the reality the best we can hope is only building mathematical models with assimptotically better accuracy.

    No theory currently known to the mankind offers complete description of reality. For example, the most precise theory known to us - Quantum Theory is incomplete, Einstein's Theory of Relativity also breaks up on quantum level. Thus, contrary to your assertion, there is zero evidence that the reality follows strictly any mathematical model.

  290. Re:A point of clarification by Mateorabi · · Score: 1
    String theory is unfalsifiable, and it explains no known phenomenon that isn't already explained by another theory.

    These are two complaints about string theory that I always see repeated but never see fully explained.

    1. By 'unfalsifiable', do you mean currently unfalsifiable by today's technology? This doesn't invalidate the theory. Or is it practicaly unfalsifiable given any level of technology and can never be disproven no mater what? Which makes a theory meaningless in scientific terms.

    2. Why does a new theory have to explain more than current theory? Just because a human being formulated some other theory first doesn't make the first theory more or less valid than a second one. It seems that theories with equivalent predictive powers are equaly valid untill disproven. Which brings me to:

    3. The two complaints contradict. Either string theory predcits something that another competing theory X does not predict, thus making it falsifiable. Or they predict exactly the same things about the universe. In which case theory X would also be unfalsifiable and equaly invalid.

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  291. OW! by templest · · Score: 1

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  292. Re:A point of clarification by Michael+Snoswell · · Score: 1

    > People who believe in anything that isn't objectively verifiable, do not believe because of logic.

    Though that doesn't necessarily make what they believe untrue, just unverifiable.

    For instance can you prove that you love your wife, that you are happy, that you aren't thinking of changing jobs, that you are an optimist? You can only provide circumstantial evidence at best, but no absolute, verifiable proof af any of these or a myriad other things you assume to be true in your life.

    How true is the love that you feel for your wife or child? It's not provable in an absolute or computational manner - does that really matter? You believe it anyway.

    Someone's bound to say you can measure love with enough electrodes on someone's head. Fine. Then there's even more subtle things beliefs like the sanctity of human life. Personally I don't need evidence to believe these things.

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  293. Old news by BubbaJonBoy · · Score: 1

    Good golly - this has been on Pravda over a month now. I guess I need to lower my /. bar...

  294. It upset me too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My husband and I were both upset by the comet being blown up as well. It seemed like a stupid little boy thing to do.

    Do we believe in astrology? YES WE DO.

    I don't consider it a science, but a belief system, and it is a belief system MUCH older than Christianity and STILL pervasive in all cultures.

    NASA just lost our support totally.

    It is bad enough that we blow up things on the earth.

    I'd never sue - and I think this astrologer was just trying to bring public attention to it.

    We both felt hurt by NASA because of this.
    I feel it is morally wrong.

  295. Re:A point of clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > I'm not a logician

    No kidding?

  296. Re:A point of clarification by Alcilbiades · · Score: 1

    Although you, try to use circular reasoning and other rediculous ways of being contrary, are still wrong. Language was not first written then spoken. It was first spoken then written. Even sign language which has no sound was formed by people who had first learned to talk.

    If you go through life being contrary saying things like well your purple isn't purple to me but red. You still have to realize that although what I see as "purple" (even though that is an abstraction for what the light is doing) still has to be called something we both agree to otherwise you are just refusing to LEARN language and personally choose to confuse the facts. On the same line no matter if we call 1 apple, 1 or if we call it zimbabwae there still has to be a consistent way in which to represent the physical world in language. If it isn't consistent it isn't math nor is it language. Even so Math is considered the Universal language because in math you don't have theories you have LAWS!!! People don't make up new laws they discover them.

    Even if you still wish to try to say that math is open to interpretation you are wrong. I really can't see why that is hard to understand to you. If you continue to think that I am talking out my ass, which sometimes is the case, you should probably read a few math books and study the subject. Math is one of the few things that can be looked upon throughout history and ancient cultures that is consistent. Some cultures never developed a concept of 0 but whether or not they developed a 0 in their math does not mean that 0 is not an intregal part of advanced math.

    And on a final note your belief that math also entails casual relationships shows how little you truly know about math. You are describing Statistics which is a way of using math to calculate observations. It is not math. So next time you are trying to be contrary and think it is funny at least be smart about it.

  297. Re:A point of clarification by turbidostato · · Score: 1

    "If every experiment returns results that indicate quarks exist, then they exist. What meaning would there be in saying they don't?"

    The very basic notion that Science is not there to seek The Truth, but Operational Certainties.

    You just need to go backwards in Science History to see what an absurd position derives from telling "experiments say that Quarks Do Exist". Experiments did say that Ether existed too. What happens now? Did Ether exist, but just between 1895 and 1905? Absolute space did exist between 1687 and 1905 either? At most you can say, well, prior to 1687 (date of publication of Sir Isaac Newton's Principia Mathematica Phylosphia Naturalis) absolute space and Universal Gravitation (as exposed by Newton's Laws) did exist, it's only Man hadn't had discovered them, but then what happened in 1905? Did the Universe physically changed its nature due to the publication of Einstein's works regarding Special Relativity? And then, since his works wasn't immediatly accepted by every physic, did the universe change in a moment, or did it change part by part?

    And what to say about Copernico? Wow, what a drastical change! One they Sun was orbiting around Earth, the next the Sun stops and the Earth starts moving!

    No: Science theories try to explain the Universe but are NOT the Universe themselves. That means that "Qarks Exist" is only an "abreviation". "Quarks exist within Quantum Theory, and Quantum Theory is the best we have to explain Reality" is the proper way to tell the fact.

    "Now, the experiments don't prove that God's Perverse Humor doesn't exist, as well. Indeed, the two are experimentally indistinguishable and therefore the same."

    No. They are "experimentally" the same, but obviously two theories are two theories, not one. It's only they both explain the same collection of measures. The fact they are two theories, not one, allows the expectation of finding tomorrow the refutative experiment that will make us prefer one over the other.

  298. Re:A point of clarification by gilroy · · Score: 1
    Blockquoth the poster:

    The fact they are two theories, not one, allows the expectation of finding tomorrow the refutative experiment that will make us prefer one over the other.

    And that's my point: Way back the original question was, "What if God is faking the results of all the experiments?" And I very clearly said that if God fakes all experiments, then it's the same thing as quarks exist. Faking one experiment wouldn't be enough, but faking all of them would be.

    By the way, I'd love to see a reference for an experiment that indicated ether existed. Ether was an example of what happens when you are forced to reason in advance of experiment.
  299. Re:A point of clarification by turbidostato · · Score: 1

    "By the way, I'd love to see a reference for an experiment that indicated ether existed."

    Michelson-Morley's for one.

    What else but the "friction" against ether could press over the Earth to an extent as to make all length measures be shorter on Earth's absolute movement direction, thus making the light appear to travel at the same speed on every direction?

  300. GWB controlled Clinton in 1998? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I said "Clinton was correct to speak of the danger posed, and so is Bush.", you responded: "Nonsense. Neither Clinton nor Kerry had access to the same information as Bush. They had to rely upon what Bush's government."

    Since it was clear we were talking about Bill and not Hillary (I referred to Bill bombing Iraq), it might be enlightening to look at some of Bill Clinton's public statements at the time of the bombing. Here are relevant statements by Bill Clinton from a CNN transcript in December of 1998:
    (http://www.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/stories/199 8/12/16 /transcripts/clinton.html)

    "Saddam Hussein must not be allowed to threaten his neighbors or the world with nuclear arms, poison gas or biological weapons"

    (a statement that clearly implies a present threat at the time. This is relevant especially when there is no evidence that the WMDs "went away" between 1998 and 2002.)

    "I want to explain why I have decided, with the unanimous recommendation of my national security team, to use force in Iraq".

    (Clinton did not say that President George W. Bush gave him the information. Considering what we know about how time works, and also considering the fact that Governor George W. Bush was never an advisor to Bill Clinton, I'm going to assume that Bill Clinton is NOT lying about this!. It is also interesting to point out that no mention is made of allies or Congress. If you think Bush was "unilateral", then Clinton was much more so.)

    "The international community had little doubt then, and I have no doubt today, that left unchecked, Saddam Hussein will use these terrible weapons again."

    (Does this sound like a Bush "lie"? Clinton said it.)

    "I made it very clear at that time what unconditional cooperation meant, based on existing UN resolutions and Iraq's own commitments. And along with Prime Minister Blair of Great Britain, I made it equally clear that if Saddam failed to cooperate fully, we would be prepared to act without delay, diplomacy or warning."

    (if anything, Bush copied Clinton. Was Clinton being hasty here? The "unconditional cooperation" part is relevant considering the details in the Blix reports of 2002 that, four years later, Saddam was still balking, and he only gave way in the face of military threats)

    "The best way to end that threat once and for all is with a new Iraqi government -- a government ready to live in peace with its neighbors, a government that respects the rights of its people"

    (OK for Clinton to say, but "insane" for Bush?)

    I'm not taking anything for granted here. If you still believe that George W Bush's administration misled Bill Clinton in 1998, I can provide you some links that would show that Clinton's term actually came before the term of GWB. Or is it "sophistry" or "right-wing language abuse" to point out that there WAS no George W Bush administration in 1998?

    1. Re:GWB controlled Clinton in 1998? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Truly idiotic. *sigh* I can't think of anything more stupid than someone trying to justify a claim that something was true in 2004 by quoting someone from 1998.

      As for your other reply, keep telling yourself that. There's nothing mysterious about the removal of the WMDs, Blix's investigation was well publicised. There's nothing requiring looking at a dictionary to understand your abuse of language either. If there's a way to change the subject or take a sentence out of context so it means something completely different, you'll do it.

      Dude, you're lying to yourself. Do you understand this? Do you understand how you're never, ever, going to get a grasp of reality while you continue to do this? The facts are inescapable. Blix was sent in to "find WMDs" shortly before this war. He didn't find anything that wasn't an obvious oversight. He visited numerous locations and found that Iraq was apparently in full compliance. He begged the US to come up with specific facts about the WMDs the US claimed were there, and the US refused.

      To suggest Bush isn't lying is to suggest that he had evidence of a real, secret, WMD stockpile, and wasn't willing to have this exposed in full view of the entire, sceptical, world.

      But you can't get a grip on that. So you waffle, and use sophistry, and change the subject. You can't make up your mind why there was a war in the first place. You quote former Presidents as supporting Bush's 2004 position, as if it's relevent. You're essentially too uncritical of any source that supports your position, and you willingly stick your fingers in your ears when it comes to critical facts.

      Wake up!

    2. Re:GWB controlled Clinton in 1998? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Truly idiotic. *sigh* I can't think of anything more stupid than someone trying to justify a claim that something was true in 2004 by quoting someone from 1998."
      It is easy to think of something more stupid: your claim earlier that President Clinton in 1998 was misled by information controlled by President George W. Bush, who was not in office until early 2001.

      However, in regards to the WMDs, the only logical conclusion is that they were still existing in 2002. Saddam Hussein refused to document their destruction. There is no evidence that he used them. Therefore, they are still hidden in Iraq, or moved temporarily to a place like Syria. Use some logic, man!

      "As for your other reply, keep telling yourself that."
      That is a very meaningless response.

      "There's nothing mysterious about the removal of the WMDs, Blix's investigation was well publicised."
      Why, certainly. If you read Blix's investigation reports, they show several instances of Saddam Hussein still blocking inspections and refusing to turn over relevant information. They show absolutely nothing of the fate of the WMDs that were there in 1998, but "were not there' in 2002.

      "There's nothing requiring looking at a dictionary to understand your abuse of language either."
      This appears to be a mere diversionary tactic on your part. Stop playing ignorant and concentrate on reading comprehension. You might learn some words you do not know.

      "If there's a way to change the subject or take a sentence out of context so it means something completely different, you'll do it."
      Again, I take it at what it says. If your statement makes absolutely no sense (which many have), I will take it in the way it makes the most sense.

      "Dude, you're lying to yourself."
      At least I am not lying to you or anyone reading these posts. :-D

      "Do you understand how you're never, ever, going to get a grasp of reality while you continue to do this?"
      What am I doing that is so wrong? Sticking to real events and real information?

      "The facts are inescapable."
      You got that right.... You can't even escape them if you are out to lie about events in order to make Bush look bad.

      "Blix was sent in to "find WMDs" shortly before this war. He didn't find anything that wasn't an obvious oversight."
      His own reports listed several instances of blocked inspections and significant refusal by Saddam Hussein to turn over information. i am guessing that you have not read these reports.

      "He visited numerous locations and found that Iraq was apparently in full compliance."
      Either you ar lying, or you have never read the reports. He lists the non-compliance.

      "He begged the US to come up with specific facts about the WMDs the US claimed were there, and the US refused."
      Why let his compromised team know way ahead of time so they can warn Saddam to sanitize the place?

      "To suggest Bush isn't lying"
      He isn't lying for the reason that what he said was true, and you have not presented any case that he was lying.

      "....is to suggest that he had evidence of a real, secret, WMD stockpile"
      It existed in 1998. How could it vanish?

      "and wasn't willing to have this exposed in full view of the entire, sceptical, world."
      You mean those like France and the UN which stated emphatically the reality of Saddam's WMD's?

      "But you can't get a grip on that."
      You are right. I can't get a grip on it when you lie.

      "So you waffle, and use sophistry, and change the subject."
      The meaningless "sophistry" insult is certainly an attempt to change the subject. Anything is better than dealing with the facts, right?

      "You can't make up your mind why there was a war in the first place."
      There was a war because Saddam Hussein invaded Kuwait. He started it. He kept it going with numerous attacks and cease-fire vio

    3. Re:GWB controlled Clinton in 1998? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Admit it. You hate the smirking chimp SO MUCH that rather than admit he was telling the truth, you will call anyone a liar who ever said anything that he also said.

  301. Re:A point of clarification by |/|/||| · · Score: 1
    Hi there. I don't think you gave my post much thought. Quote:
    This is not philosophy or religion class, this is reality.
    Yes, exactly. That's why, as a scientist, I don't base my view of the universe on belief. I assume that the universe is logical, and that it can be represented by a mathematical model. There is no way to *prove* that this is true, but I have to make that assumption if I am to do any kind of science.

    What good are my experimental results if I can't assume that they are repeatable? Should I do an infinite number of experiments to make sure that my model always holds? Of course I can't.

    I guess my point is that to study the universe using science you have to assume that the universe *can* be represented by an abstract model. The only other option is to take that same "modelability" on faith. You either assume that it's true, or believe with absolute conviction that it's true. I personally don't take anything purely on faith, so I go on the assumption. Maybe it's true, maybe it's not - for my purposes I just take it for granted.

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  302. Re:A point of clarification by |/|/||| · · Score: 1
    Moron, eh? Nice. OK, let's see who's being the most logical:

    Me: Hmm, I can perceive this computer, and I understand the mathematical models that we have come up with to best describe it. Since I assume that our models (and any future, more accurate models) hold across all of time and space, I also assume that this computer would behave in the same way at any location in spacetime.

    You: Hmm, I can perceive this computer, and I understand the mathematical models that we have come up with to best describe it. Therefore, a computer exactly like this one on the other side of the universe will behave in exactly the same way. I know that this is true with absolute conviction. I can't prove it, but I *know* that it is true.

    Believer: Hey, mind if I butt in here? I can perceive this computer, and I know that God created the universe and everything in it. I know that this is true with absolute conviction. I can't prove it, but I *know* that it is true.

    OK, now who do you agree with? If you don't agree with my position, then you either explain how to prove that the universe is consistent (which I'm pretty sure is logically impossible for a system that you're a part of) or you admit that you are taking that consistency on faith. Which is it? Who's the moron?

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  303. Mad cow meat is defective. Hot coffee is not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "No, it's not. They were told to store their coffee at 80 C to maintain its flavor, and that's what it's served at."
    This temperature (which is 175 degrees Fahrenheit) is the industry recommended serving temperature:

    (Reviewing coffee makers)" ...But we found that all plates kept coffee hot enough--about 175 degrees."

    from http://shopping.yahoo.com/premium/consumerreports/ silver.html?id=784703574

    Coffee authority William McAlpin says of the 175 temperature that it is "probably the optimum temperature, because that's when aromatics are being released. Once the aromas get in your palate, that is a large part of what makes the coffee a pleasure to drink."

    The best one is from Kobrick's Coffee Company: "If coffee must be kept warm, try to hold it at 180 degrees to 190 degrees fareinheight"

    "Only in the advertising sense that everyone says their coffee is hot as opposed to iced"

    No, it is in the general sense, as in hot liquids. Coffee drinkers expect it to be hot and steamy. Look above for the specifics from a company that has good coffee in mind.

    "While they had a reputation for hot coffee, they didn't openly state that it was dangerously hot"
    They had a reputation for serving coffee at a temperature considered by coffee experts (including drinkers) to be optimum. Whether or not this is dangerous depends on if you abuse the coffee.

    "If the tires on three cars blow out in a normal maneuver under special circumstances"
    Bad analogy, again, because you are making the incredible leap to a "defective object", which the coffee was not. Coffee is supposed to be hot. Tires are not supposed to blow out.

    "Statistics can't prove."

    OK, "mr pedantic". The fact proved it.

    "You're confusing greater-than-expected damage from a commonplace accident (coffee) with intentional injury (shampoo)."

    There is no confusion: both are intentional dangerous behavior. The woman knew how hot the coffee was, and yet she took the lid off, set it in an unsafely-balaned place, and squeezed the cup.

    "If you were to intentionally pour coffee on yourself to see if it would cause burns, you're wholly responsible"

    The taking of the lid off the cup and squeezing it was quite intentional.

    "Oh, there's no sign that says Wet Floor."
    This makes the analogy so it has nothing to do with the coffee, which was labelled as "hot".

    "(c) spilling coffee on oneself are all very normal occurences to coffee drinkers."
    I rarely do this. Perhaps I am super-nimble. I've never squeezed an open and fragile cup of fresh coffee between my legs, either. That would be a pretty stupid thing to do. I know better than this. What idiot would think of doing this? Of course the consequences are my own fault if I do this. Even coffee at 160 degrees can burn badly.

    "...eat burgers at McDonald's....food poisoning"
    Again and again, you are comparing this to a defective product situation. The coffee is supposed to be hot. Burgers are not supposed to be rotten or have mad cow in them.

    You might possibly have some sort of case that they made cups that were too easy to spill or crush. The hot coffee itself was certainly not the problem (it was supposed to be this way). However, perhaps the cups are not supposed to crush or spill so easily? You might have a leg to stand on with this angle, unlike the angle of punishing McDonald's for serving coffee at the temperature it is supposed to be served at.

    Fahrenheit 175. The temperature at which justice burns.

    One thing I wonder. Are you a coffee drinker?

    1. Re:Mad cow meat is defective. Hot coffee is not. by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      OK, "mr pedantic". The fact proved it.

      What fact? You mean the statistic?

      I rarely do this.

      Not surprising, considering I said that it's not common. But your reply is telling -- you do it.

      One thing I wonder. Are you a coffee drinker?

      Yes. I used to be a McDonald's coffee drinker. Not only that, I opened the lid -- to cool off the coffee. Otherwise it burned my tongue and throat, though I admit I have a lower tolerance for that than some. Still, most people I know had to let their McDonald's coffee cool. I've spilled McDonald's coffee, but not fresh from the pot, and have only suffered minor burns, as would be expected from home-brewed coffee. I no longer drink their coffee, but not because of this. I also used to be in the same camp as everyone else on this, since honestly it's dumb to sue a company for spilling their coffee and getting burned. However, I've been convinced to read the facts of the case and was surprised at the extent of the damage and the cause for said damage. As a regular coffee drinker, the occasional spill is to be expected, and if I suffered third-degree burns from it that required medical attention, I'd be ticked at the company too. (Unless the thing said it was that hot.) I do have something of a different perspective on these matters, as I'm a safety coordinator at a scientific facility with a wide array of nonobvious ways of seriously hurting yourself. You don't label the obvious ones, like "hammer may cause injury to hand", but you do label the nonobvious ones, like "hard hat area" or "no ladders or footstools". The latter is my favorite. People usually figure it's a stupid rule to keep people from falling. But the consequence of using a ladder in our facility is that you could expose your head to high-intensity ionizing radiation. Usually people shut up about stupid safety warnings after they find that out. They don't use ladders, either.

      The hot coffee itself was certainly not the problem (it was supposed to be this way).

      The hot coffee was exactly the problem. Stop referring to the cup. It wasn't the problem. The fact that it spilled is not McDonald's fault.

      The problem is that it caused damage greater than would be expected by a reasonable individual without warning the consumer.

      Even coffee at 160 degrees can burn badly.

      Home-made coffee and typical drive-through coffee can't cause more than a good, painful first-degree burn. Especially not in the ~5 seconds it takes 180 F liquid to cause 3rd-degree burns. Really, I live in an area with potholes and drink coffee. I see more than a reasonable share of in-car coffee spills. (I never blame anyone else because unlike in this case, my spilled coffee never seriously injures me.)

      At least finally you bring something constructive on coffee serving temperatures. Yet the references I've seen mention 160 F as an appropriate service temperature. Unfortunately I don't think you can compare carafes to served coffee. When you pour hot coffee from a carafe into a mug it cools rapidly. McDonald's coffee is thermally insulated and maintains a high temperature. (Which is why if I'm having a bad day, I'll spill coffee I poured from my carafe into an insulated mug, and it'll hurt much more.) The industry standard, however, was 160 F, and McDonald's had been warned that their higher-than-standard temperatures were posing a burn hazard.

  304. Re:A point of clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All of the following are assumptions and if you don't believe/accept them then the whole argument falls apart:
    All things in nature are caused.
    Nothing in nature can cause itself.
    A causal chain cannot stretch infinitely backward in time.

    A friend of mine, for example, rejects that a causal chain cannot stretch infinitely backwards in time and argues that the universe is itself without end and had no beginning. He argues that this means there is no need for god. I argue that this means that to him the universe is god.

    In addition some of the unstated assumptions here are:
    God is not part of nature (if he/she/it was then he/she/it would have to have a cause breaking the uncaused causer)

    Ultimately this whole mess boils down to one side saying prove it and the other side saying prove it isn't. Since neither side has a leg to stand on the entire argument is pointless. From my view though I prefer science over religion simply because most real scientist or logical people will readily admit that science isn't 100% correct while almost all religious people will claim they are 100% right with another small percentage willing to kill you to prove it.

  305. There are too many contradictions.... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    ... bad design decisions, etc. to explain if you waste your time entertaining such idea.

    People analyzing the evidence don't need faith in a god, any god, because the evidence is telling them that there is no need for one.

    Darwin understood this from the start, which is why he, a very religious man, was terribly troubled by his discoveries.

    But as a good scientist (at least in this area, because he also had his blunders) he stuck to his guns in spite of not liking the implications.

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  306. Re:A point of clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are completely incorrect that everything we know about the universe is based on assumptions. This is not philosophy or religion class, this is reality. The universe follows structured rules and laws which are repeatable, predictable, and disprovable.

    That looks like an assumption to me.

  307. Re:A point of clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I argue that this means that to him the universe is god.

    Only if you redefine the word "god" to mean something other than what most people mean when they say "god". Most people would reject a definition of "god" that didn't include some form of intelligence and intent.

    In addition some of the unstated assumptions here are: God is not part of nature

    No, the very definition of the word "god" is that it is supernatural in nature. The assumption is that supernatural things can exist.

    I prefer science to religion because science is useful. You can get all of the good effects of religion (being nice to one another etc) without actually believing in fairy tales if people are willing. People (often religious people) usually aren't willing. On the other hand, you can't get the useful stuff science produces without science.

  308. Re:A point of clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So when you push a block along the floor, at the same speed, it gets smaller if you are pushing over a rough surface than over a smooth one?

    THIS is the science. You come up with a theory (friction causes shortening of measured lengths), think of what that means in an experiment, construct the experiment and see if it is true.

    If you say "oh, only for ether", then why? What's special about it? That then means something should be possible. If ether is a medium, then there should be wakes behind moving bodies, which will change the effect of that medium.

    Every time you have to fiddle your idea, bringing in a new "ah, but this is special" clause, you make it less likely your theory is true.

    The Big Bang is currently looking shakey because of it - dark matter must exist for that theory, but the evidence it exists shows it where it cannot be. Ergo, there must be some other explanation.

  309. Re:A point of clarification by turbidostato · · Score: 1

    "So when you push a block along the floor, at the same speed, it gets smaller if you are pushing over a rough surface than over a smooth one?"

    The proper analogy would be when you move a solid in water. And of course, yes, it is compressed in the direction of the movement (how much depends on the compresibility of the object itself).

    "If you say "oh, only for ether", then why? What's special about it?"

    It's able to transmit electromagnetic waves, which no other support can do. In doing so it affects essentially all matter, since, as de Broglie states, every mass "possess" an equivalent associated wavelength. Since ether is what allows transmistion of electromagnetic fields, Newton's speed sum make us expect measure deviations for any mass body running through ether.

    "If you say "oh, only for ether", then why?"

    It's not only for ether: if you try to obtain measures about a mass body moving through a water mass using sound (think of a sonar), then your measures will be tainted by such "absolute" movement of that body within the water which sustains the sound waves (you will find doppler effects and "false" length and time measures: Doppler-Fizeau effect has been clearly demonstrated to affect ligth too, so why wouldn't we expect length measures "errors" too?), so electromagnetic (or ligth) measures are expected to give the same results about bodies moving through the ether.

    Well, returning to theme, which is obviously not playing fools about an historic today forgotten Science "error": the question is that scientific theories are not Reality, but Explanations About Reality, and thus, constructs from a theory (like ether, or quarks) only make sense *within* the theory itself. It is a metaphysic act saying that those constructs from the theory have any kind of *real* existence. I do believe that there is a Universe out there, and I do believe it has an ordered nature and that our mind is able to penetrate that order to extract Laws, so I am not a relativist, but still and because of that, facts are facts, and facts show us that "objects" and "concepts" are not automagically created and destroyed when our knowledge of Universe changes.

  310. Re:A point of clarification by turbidostato · · Score: 1

    "What if God is faking the results of all the experiments?"

    You still have a distinctive element in your theory, so we could eventually separate "yours" from "mine".

    As an example: God is almighty, so He could fake each and every experiment, true, but God (christian's) is Personalist too, so you maybe will be able to build a "Praying Machine" that makes God telling you "Yes, I Am the Universal Faker", or maybe your machine is able to convince God about faking the experiments on predictable distinctive ways (something like this is a "miracle": faking reality on interesting ways through praying).

    So, again, even if we can accept that making use of God in a scientific theory is a bit... hummm... "strange", the general issue stands: when you have two theories you are open to find the refutative experiment that makes us reject one and use the other... eventually.

  311. Re:A point of clarification by gilroy · · Score: 1
    Blockquoth the poster:

    So you maybe will be able to build a "Praying Machine" that makes God telling you "Yes, I Am the Universal Faker"

    Bzzzt. But thanks for playing. Your hypothetical machine is an experiment that can distinguish whether quarks exist -- indeed, you've even specified the experiment. And this contradicts the proposition that God fakes it in all experiments. An "experiment" doesn't have to be done in a linear collider, for pete's sake.

    So what can be said? That quarks existing is consistent with every experiment that has been done to detect them. Could God pop out from behind the bush tomorrow and say "Gotcha!"? Sure. But in science all truths are contingent truths. The LHC could publish results tomorrow that overthrow QCD. It's an occupational hazard of doing science and one that scientists accept happily.
  312. That's ok... by http101 · · Score: 1

    ...because in "Mother Russia", Americans screw you! lol

    fobowfj

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  313. Re:A point of clarification by pbhj · · Score: 1

    The results from LHC are interpreted to create a picture of reality. They don't demonstrate the nature of reality itself (I guess you're a copenhagen kinda guy?).

    Incidentally the hadron bootstrap is a theory of hadrons that discounts the existence of quarks whilst, from what I recall, still account for the strong interactions that are supposed to require baryonic and mesonic (sp?) matter to be non-elemental. It's probably been falsified, but it's not very mainstream so I don't know.

    So if LHC shows that brane theory is consistent. What of your "belief" in quarks?

    >>> "When experiences match theory closely"

    How closely? Not a very scientific statement ... and do you believe in the higgs boson, it doesn't fit current experimental data, in fact IIRC the theory has had to be tweaked a few times to account for not yet having found it. Incidentally, higgs fields are a cool idea.

    >>> "Science is not faith-based but fact-based"

    So what of the non-logical axioms that underpin (for example) relativity and quantum mechanics. What truths were used to establish the postulates? And if truths were used, why have postulates??

    >>> "Confidence in one's experiments or theory is only confidence and has to be tested to be considered valid."

    Define valid. Newtonian mechanics was once believed to be valid. At best any theory is not yet falsified.

    Elsewhere in this thread someone was talking quite wisely about repeatability. I take quite a Popperian view on science, that science is about showing what is not logically consistent and not about showing what is true. Someone responded by noting that repeatability over time can be used to establish a firm scientific truth. My question then is what of the view held by most physicists that the "laws of physics" break down at singularities. Singularities are thus the equivalent of that one time in a million that the sun doesn't rise in the East (the stereotypical example used in philosophy books of old); or the ball doesn't fall under gravity.

  314. Re:I should sue them, too ... Yes! by pbhj · · Score: 1

    I'm so happy you punched me in the nose ... it allowed me to demonstrate that I wouldn't get angry!!

    &:{}p>

    Seriously, that's not predicatbility, you're prediction could be wrong. Something is predictable when it's known that A(t=now) -> B(t=now + 1 unit), so when we have A we know B will follow at the appointed time.

    PS: I thought you'd say that .

  315. Re:A point of clarification by flibuste · · Score: 1

    I propose that God is fucking around with your Large Hadron Collider, by deflecting particles as if quarks existed.

    Well, then you fall on the Occams' razor idea. There are many other reasons why the LHC may work, without God's intervention (or any other of the Fantastic 4). Since you do not NEED those guys to *fuck around*, why introduce them in the equation? It introduces unnecessary complexity to explain the same phenomenon.

    I think you retro-feedbacked yourself on that razor thing. Please be careful not to cut yourself!

  316. Re:A point of clarification by flibuste · · Score: 1
    Your arguments takes us more on a philosophic path than the physics one. It's great!

    The results from LHC are interpreted to create a picture of reality. They don't demonstrate the nature of reality itself (I guess you're a copenhagen kinda guy?).

    OK, I could be classified as of the "Copenhagen kind". But here you raise the issue on "reality". Remember Einstein saying everything is relative. Can we ever talk about "absolute reality" or what we perceive as "our" reality, given the references we have.

    "When experiences match theory closely"
    How closely? Not a very scientific statement ... and do you believe in the higgs boson, it doesn't fit current experimental data, in fact IIRC the theory has had to be tweaked a few times to account for not yet having found it. Incidentally, higgs fields are a cool idea. ,

    True that I lack details when I say "closely." - Measures of the energy of those babies for instance, which matches the theory's expectactions. To answer about the Higgs boson. I do not "believe" in it. There are more and more evidences that such a mechanism is in place. Maybe it's not a boson, maybe it's something else. But with the current knowledge, it is enough to "simplify" to one particle. Maybe science will discover that this particle is in fact...a 11-dimensions brane? I do not know, I do not speculate nor do I "want to believe". I wait for those guys to carry on their job and send us articles on their findings!.

    As for repeatability. Yes, something that happens always the same way tells us it might be worth looking at it. You are absolutely right. But the "singularities" in physics are mostly limits to the mathematical models with which we try to describe things. Like black holes: they cannot possibly end-up in one singularity in our mind? Well, on models they do, but Hawkings and others demonstrated that, more than being a math artifact, ending up as a single dot in space for our black hole really doesn't happen. There is no singularity. There is a big hole that swallow matter as if it would swallow the whole universe at the end of times, but who will evaporate eventually and disappear by lack of interstellar food...So there are no singular physical object as such - all is repeated (and thus all is well).

    Thanks for your reply. You raise interesting issues and points. I hope to see more like that on /.

  317. Re:A point of clarification by penguinoid · · Score: 1

    And I think that you should read the sentence directly after the one you quote.

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