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  1. Duuuuhhhhhh. on North Korea Introduces 'Secure' E-mail · · Score: 3, Funny



    No email -is- secure email.

    Taa...dahh!

  2. NOTICE OF SUBPOENA on Congress Expands FBI Powers · · Score: 1

    RE: SLASHDOT.ORG
    NO KNOWN ADRESS

    You are hereby ordered to submit to a search and confiscation of all INFORMATION TERRORIST materials located on the servers providing material support for the domain SLASHDOT.ORG.

    We will be dropping by with a few old shoe boxes a bit later to collect it all.

    And please remember that your not allowed to tell anyone about this subp...DOH!

    (GRRrrr)The FBI

  3. Oooo...Oooo...I have a question! on US House, Senate Agree on Anti-Spam Bill · · Score: 2, Funny



    Aren't those old dudes in the Senate the ones that are buying all that Viagra?

    I thought so.

  4. Hmmmm... on HP, Princeton Develop New Memory Material · · Score: 3, Funny



    Mental note: Must corner market on Hefty Bags.

  5. Robby the Robot will always be tops! on CMU Unveils Robot Hall Of Fame · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Robby the Robot from the 1956 classic 'Forbidden Planet' for no other reason than this line:

    "Pardon me. I was giving myself an oil-job."

  6. Women.... on Human Accomplishment · · Score: 1

    The graph of the achievement of woman displays a different pattern, despite their having gained substantial legal equality in the past century. Though there are slight increases in the numbers, women only represent a few percent of Murray's significant figures after 1900. ... Murray provides several possible explanations. Despite legal equality, women did not gain the same degree of immediate social equality that other groups did. Moreover, the substantially greater demands of parenthood upon women make achievement harder.

    Uhhhh....Hellllooooooo....Brain architecture!

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  7. Re:PDF? on Court Upholds FCC's 2007 Deadline For Digital TV · · Score: 1



    You need to completely forget that those rat bastards at Adobe had Dmitri Sklyarov arrested and tried under the DMCA.

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  8. Re:Am I alone? on Court Upholds FCC's 2007 Deadline For Digital TV · · Score: 1

    Why should I have to pay for someone elses obsession with big screens? Just sit closer to the damn thing.

    Jeeez.

  9. Re:Friggin PANSIES! on House Asks NASA to Postpone Space Plane · · Score: 1

    And ALOT more motorists die each year than Astronauts! Maybe the House should reconsider this "Motorized-Carriage" thing, huh?

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  10. Am I alone? on Court Upholds FCC's 2007 Deadline For Digital TV · · Score: 1, Flamebait



    I'm feeling cat-herded.

    Really. Analog is fine. Who cares if the crap on TV is sharper?

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  11. Friggin PANSIES! on House Asks NASA to Postpone Space Plane · · Score: 2, Insightful



    Since when was the job of those "Fearless and Brave" astronauts supposed to be "safe"?

    Rockets, are by definition, controlled explosions! By parking your ass on top of one, you are exhibiting the ultimate example of informed consent!

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  12. Needs a better name.. on "Virtual Bridge" Between London, Vienna Et Al. · · Score: 1



    And I'm suggesting "Kumbaya-Vision" (TM)

    No...thank you...No. Hold your applause. Greatness is its own reward.

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  13. Thank you everyone.... on Comparing Online Music Offerings · · Score: 1

    Many insightful and helpful observations (except from the low-life RIAA STAFF TROLLS).

    Here's what will get me back into the music market:

    A) An "RIAA FREE" sticker on cds in the record store. I ain't haulin' a list with me every time I go shopping. Agreed, the indy labels and independants would have to join an anti-RIAA org that could eventually become just as evil.

    b) A download service that only offers "RIAA FREE" content.

    Bingo. Problem Solved. Business Model Idea(TM) here worth millions, just for the taking.

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  14. MOD PARENT - INFORMATIVE on Comparing Online Music Offerings · · Score: 1

    Thanks! Very helpful resource.

  15. Re:Tipware? on Comparing Online Music Offerings · · Score: 2, Informative

    OK. As long as I can be assured that The RIAA and the "Big Five" never sees a penny of my money. The RIAA is evil and must be put to (commercial) death.

    Oh...AND I AM NOT A TROLL! This is a LEGITIMATE point to make about this news item. Just because reasonably priced download sites now exist, we still all have an obligation to do every thing we can to quash evil, lawyer flinging, corporate association associations like the RIAA and the MPAA.

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  16. Sorry, not interested. on Comparing Online Music Offerings · · Score: -1, Insightful



    As long as the RIAA is suing ANYONE, for any reason, I will not buy music from any source for any purpose.

    Period.

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  17. Re:They're Made Out Of Meat on Sci-Fi Channel Looks for LGM in NASA Files · · Score: 2, Informative


    Apparently, Terry is not concerned and appreciates the attribution.

    http://www.terrybisson.com/meat.html

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  18. Puuuuh-lease.... on Sci-Fi Channel Looks for LGM in NASA Files · · Score: 2, Funny



    It's LGP you sexist insensitive clod!

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  19. 'I wish those people just would be quiet.' on Ballmer Touts Focus on Security · · Score: 2, Funny



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  20. Oh Great.... on New 3D CPU Water Cooling Method · · Score: 5, Funny



    Now my PDA can wee-wee in my pocket.

  21. Re:Posters Of Linus Torvalds on Torvalds the "5th Most-Powerful Man in Tech" · · Score: 1



    I would pay serious money for a poster of Linus dressed up in a penguin costume!

  22. Re:arguably on SGI Compares Linux & System V Source Code · · Score: 1



    Arguably, either meaning is acceptable.

  23. Dang! on Schools to Avoid: University of Florida · · Score: 1



    If this isn't a perfect application for WASTE, I don't know what is.

  24. Note to Justice Department... on More Jail Time For Computer Crime Starting Next Month · · Score: 2, Interesting



    Hey boys...Just keep pumping out more of these "Hackers are Witches" kinda dumbass penalties and you're going to start to find that good computer help won't help your asses anymore.

    Get it?

  25. Re:That's odd. on More Jail Time For Computer Crime Starting Next Month · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Deterance is supposed to happen before you're arrested.