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More Jail Time For Computer Crime Starting Next Month

An anonymous reader writes "Washingtonpost.com is running a detailed story about how new changes to the sentencing guidelines will increase jail time for most computer crime cases, starting November 1. When will the feds learn that raising penalties isn't going to deter this type of crime? The piece ends with a quote from uberhacker Kevin Mitnick saying just that."

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  1. Jail Time by dann0 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Still not sure how increasing jail time will deter hacking...

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    1. Re:Jail Time by gfody · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      who said anything about hacking?

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    2. Re:Jail Time by The+Dobber · · Score: 1

      It's not a deterrent. It's punishment.

    3. Re:Jail Time by dann0 · · Score: 1

      who said anything about hacking? Er, good point. Please replace hacking with computer crimes. Maybe I should have put hacking in quotes.

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    4. Re:Jail Time by Tyrdium · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Isn't the point of all punishment to deter the criminal and/or others from committing criminal acts?

    5. Re:Jail Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, as has been pointed out by Dilbert author Scott Adams (among others), if you're in jail then you're not out committing the crime. Putting criminals in jail certainly does deter crime during the duration of their sentence.

    6. Re:Jail Time by galgon · · Score: 3, Funny

      "...but most maximum prison sentences handed down for computer crime range from one year to 10 years. Hackers whose exploits result in injury or death -- if they disable emergency response networks or destroy electronic medical records, for example -- face 20 years to life in prison.

      Hackers will face up to a 25 percent increase in their sentences if they hijack e-mail accounts or steal personal data -- including financial and medical records and digital photographs. Convicted virus and worm authors face a 50 percent increase.

      Sentences also will increase by 50 percent for hackers who share stolen personal data with anyone. The sentences will double if the information is posted on the Internet. More than half of the sentences handed out under federal computer crime laws would be lengthened by this change alone, according to a Sentencing Commission report released in April.

      Jail time also will double for hackers who break into government and military computers or networks tied to the power grid or telecommunications network.

      Hackers who electronically break into bank accounts can be sentenced based on how much money is in the account, even if they don't take any of it. Under the new guidelines, however, judges can tack on a 50 percent increase to the sentence if the hacker did steal money."

      So Lets see if I create a worm to hack into millitary computers to hijack email accounts and steal personal data which then sends then info in an email to George W. Bush and also posts it on slashdot all the while destroying medical records and stealing money from secret millitary accounts how many years in prison do I get?

    7. Re:Jail Time by marko123 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It can also be argued that it is there to keep law-abiding citizens satisfied in their law-abiding ways, and content that crime doesn't really pay. It's a two-fold effect.

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    8. Re:Jail Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are you that slow or just taking a break from your homework?

      How much hacking/cracking did Kevin M. do while he was in jail?

      If there is no punishment, there is no reason not to do it. Put the jerks in jail!

    9. Re:Jail Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      So the only reason you're not out killing people is because you'd get put behind bars for the rest of your life?

      I'm glad I'm not your neighbour.

    10. Re:Jail Time by (54)T-Dub · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's an interesting distinction. Is the whole point of the threat of punishment to act as a deterrent? Many of the Death Penalty proponents would argue yes. They claim that the threat of the death penalty stops people from commiting mass murder. The only problem with that philosophy is that people never think they are going to get caught.

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    11. Re:Jail Time by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bah. The way the economy is right now, I'm almost for this, just for the free room and board.

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    12. Re:Jail Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The death penalty is a deterrent. The murderer will never kill anyone else.

    13. Re:Jail Time by IdIoTt · · Score: 1

      No. The main point of punishment is simply Justice. Deterance is an added bonus.

    14. Re:Jail Time by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Putting criminals in jail certainly does deter crime during the duration of their sentence.

      I think you need to improve your English skills. Deterrence means preventing something from being done. Locking someone up after the time is a bit different.

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    15. Re:Jail Time by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      No, its to punish those that commited a crime. The only way punishment is a deterant (if it even is to begin with) is to make the punishment far outweight the crime. Which also goes against most modern ideas of justice.

    16. Re:Jail Time by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Putting criminals in jail certainly does deter crime during the duration of their sentence.
      That is, until they get out of prison. Aside from spending a few years in the company of more serious criminals (rapists, thieves of physical property, assault-ers) I'd imagine a sentence for decrypting a data file on your computer or reverse engineering some protocol that was heavier than sentences given to drunk drivers that end up killing people would make someone bitter, angry, and not at all likely to respect the law and the society that makes it.

      If I lost a few years of my young adult life for writing a linux DVD player, I don't think the people that put me there would be around long after I got out.
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    17. Re:Jail Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One problem: Oops, we got the wrong guy...

    18. Re:Jail Time by Disevidence · · Score: 1

      Improve your reading skills. If the criminal is in prison, he cannot go out and commit any crimes, can he? Therefore, crime has been deterred. Any crimes that the criminal may have commited has been prevented.

      Whether thats moral/ethical whatever view of it, is another kettle of fish.

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    19. Re:Jail Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Executing someone is a long process. There are many appeals. I am not saying it never happens, but it isn't like there is one trial, then they take them out and shoot them.

      Hell, I live in Connecticut. The death sentence here is death by old age.

    20. Re:Jail Time by William+Baric · · Score: 1

      No, its to punish those that commited a crime

      And why should we punish those who commited a crime? What is the goal of punishment? If someone burn down my house, putting the guy in jail won't give me a new house... so what's the point? To satisfy my stupid desire for revenge? Unfortunately I know that's an illusion, I know my desire for revenge will never be satisfied. So what's the point of punishment?

      Look at it this way : if there was no punishment, there would be a lot mor crimes. So punishment is a deterant and that's why we punish criminal (at least that's what most people believe).

      (Ok having said that I must admit I also believe the main reason for punishment is not to discourage criminal... punishment is about control and power, it's about instinctive social hierarchy.)

    21. Re:Jail Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the only reason you're not doing 90 on the interstate? Is there any reason 90% of the drivers do exactly 10 over the posted speed limit? Around here, that's where they start writing tickets.

      I wouldn't kill my neighbors, law or no law. But then again, I don't crack boxes or write viruses either.

      These idiot script kiddies and malacious wanna-be's need to be made to think twice before they take the latest virus to modify and re-release.

    22. Re:Jail Time by Snaller · · Score: 1

      There is no Justice in punishment. And Deterance is overrated.

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    23. Re:Jail Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Historically the goal of punishment was to make a person 'pay' for their crime. Any deterrence was just a bonus. Today people now say that the primary goal of punishment is to deter but sometimes I wonder if they say that to make themselves feel better about wanting to seek revenge against other people. But even today people still talk about a criminal "paying his debt to society" (by going to prison). Punishment only deters the people who are the least likely to commit crime: the people intelligent enough to spend time thinking about the consequences of their actions. And even that isn't always true: the punishment for drug possession hasn't been much of a deterrence against smoking pot. As Dave Chappel once said you'll never see 2 people smoking and saying "Well John this is our last joint, the government is on the case. This could be the last time I see you high".

    24. Re:Jail Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, after many trials and appeals innocent people get executed.

    25. Re:Jail Time by JayBlalock · · Score: 2, Insightful

      EXACTLY. Locking up non-violent offenders in federal prisons is NOT the answer. For every one who "reforms" (which usually means he was caught in a stupid stunt he wouldn't've repeated anyway), two more get turned into hardened criminals, or so hating of their government as to be certain to do something worse upon release. The "Send a Message!" types never seem to think about the larger societal impact, only the idea of prison time equalling vengance. "What do you get when you lock a whole bunch of criminals together? Concentrated criminality!"

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    26. Re:Jail Time by evilmrhenry · · Score: 1

      You really want to know?

      (There is confusion in the phrase (eg) "a 25 percent increase in their sentences if they hijack e-mail accounts or steal personal data -- including financial and medical records and digital photographs. Convicted virus and worm authors face a 50 percent increase." as only one or both could be used")

      The following is as conservative as I could make it, while still following the letter of the law:
      20 years * 150% * 200% * 200% * 150% = 180 years to life.

      This is a liberal as I could make it:
      20 years * 125% * 150% * 150% * 200% * 200% * 150% = 337.5 years to life.

    27. Re:Jail Time by eric76 · · Score: 1

      I've wondered what happens when a prisoner begins to suffer from advanced stages of Alzheimer's Disease.

      He is not likely to be much of a danger to society any more and he is not likely to remain aware that he is being punished. And it would be difficult to argue that he he is paying his debt to society.

      On the other hand, with advanced Alzheimer's Disease, the prisoner probably doesn't really care where he is.

      So is there anything to gain by leaving him in prison? Is there anything to gain by releasing him early?

    28. Re:Jail Time by Hellkitten · · Score: 1

      Isn't the point of all punishment to deter the criminal and/or others from committing criminal acts?

      Punishment has several purposes:

      1. Satisfy the publics thirst for revenge
      2. Deterrent, for others. "He got 5 years, I won't do that"
      3. Deterrent, to the criminal repeating the crime. "Jail sucks I won't do that again."
      4. In the case of jail (as opposed to fines), protect the public from the criminal
      5. In the case of fines, a source of income for the state
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    29. Re:Jail Time by Hellkitten · · Score: 1

      Improve your reading skills. If the criminal is in prison, he cannot go out and commit any crimes, can he? Therefore, crime has been deterred.

      Before you accuse anyone of beeing unable to read you should make sure you've got it right yourself

      Someone is in prison and can't commit a crime they otherwise would, the crime has been prevented

      If something makes committing a crime less attractive, so that it isn't performed, the crime has been deterred. (eg the criminal doesn't want to go to jail so he doesn't rob someone)

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    30. Re:Jail Time by drfishy · · Score: 1

      I don't have it in front of me, nor do I have a link, but here it goes: Dilbert: Studies show that putting criminals in jail doesn't reduce crime. Dogbert: So, you're saying that when bad guys go to jail, good guys start doing crime to bring up the average? Dilbert: Statistics don't Lie, Dogbert. Dogbert: Unless bad statistics when to jail, then the others would lie... Yeah, it's pathedic, I know...

    31. Re:Jail Time by mortuusangelus · · Score: 0

      Make him rebuild your house then shoot him when it's completed.
      That satisfy your taste for revenge?

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    32. Re:Jail Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you have to break a couple of eggs to make an omlette

    33. Re:Jail Time by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Reading your post, I had this vision play out in my head...

      Scene: prison yard

      Prisoner #1: What are you in the joint for?
      Prisoner #2: I drank too much Wild Turkey and then ran over a family of four.
      Prisoner #3: Wow! You're a real piece of shit! How about you, Prisoner #1?
      Prisoner #1: I sold a kilo of blow to a high-school kid. Got caught, and here I am.
      Prisoner #2: And I'm a piece of shit? What a scumbag...
      Prisoner #1: Yeah, ok what did you do to get here Prisoner #3?
      Prisoner #3: I wrote a DVD player for Linux, and was busted under the DMCA.
      *laughter from prisoners 1 and 2*
      Prisoner #3: What's so funny?
      Prisoner #1: We'll both be out and back before you get out!
      Prisoner #2: Speak for yourself. Next time I'll drink some peppermint schnapps before I leave the bar to clean up my breath! I won't get caught again!

      Seems a little rediculous in this context.

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  2. Computer crime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Computer crime made easy!

    Hack root simply by clicking a link.

    1. Re:Computer crime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could you actually press charges if you openly admited to leaving your new work insecure and providing your IP? I clicked your link, and typed in ls what could you really do?

    2. Re:Computer crime by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think it's one of those honeypots.

  3. its like a jackpot by gfody · · Score: 3, Funny

    the punishment gets worse and worse until they actually catch one of the little bastards

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    1. Re:its like a jackpot by GMontag · · Score: 1

      Well, it's true and tragically funny.

      I was thinking the same thing and did not realize how funny it was until I saw the moderation.

      Perhaps some actual enforcement of some actual wrongdoing will deter crime, but not much hope of that either.

    2. Re:its like a jackpot by kaltkalt · · Score: 1

      That's actually called a "progressive jackpot" ... where the prize amount increases by a dollar every minute (or by a $Y amount every X seconds, whatever). But yeah, the comparison is great. I bet the frequencies of winning/prosecution are somewhat similar, too. I think someone wins one of those jackpots every couple of months. Many times the machines are on nationwide networks (jackpot is the same in vegas and atlantic city), much like how the federal laws cover the whole nation. The comparisons are quite amusing and pathetic.

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    3. Re:its like a jackpot by weierstrass · · Score: 1
      Perhaps some actual enforcement of some actual wrongdoing will deter crime

      I'm not sure it will help if the FBI actually enforce wrongdoing.

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  4. OK We have a month to take over the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Everyone hack as if it's your last month

  5. MY exwife by LennyDotCom · · Score: 1, Funny

    My ex-wife uses computers to run her company (political polling) and she cheats. So technically she is comitting a crime and using computers. Should she worry about his?

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    1. Re:MY exwife by Erick+the+Red · · Score: 1

      Oops, you forgot to post AC.

      Wait, that was on purpose?
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    2. Re:MY exwife by binarybum · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Should she worry about his?

      No. She should worry about hers.

      sheesh. did you read the article??

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    3. Re:MY exwife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have if wasn't a washington post article...grrr.

    4. Re:MY exwife by LennyDotCom · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Oops, you forgot to post AC. Wait, that was on purpose?

      nope definately not I want the world to know she is a cheater and a liar and what a stupid sucker I was

      http://www.lenny.com/love/

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    5. Re:MY exwife by xchino · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Dude, I read your page, and I gotta say that fucking sucks man. I'm going to send the bitch an email with a slightly threatning overtone. :) tracy@datausainc.com right?

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    6. Re:MY exwife by LennyDotCom · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If you send her a e-mail with a threatning ovetone I could go to jail

      we have His and Hers protective restraining orders

      I just wish her clients knew the truth.

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    7. Re:MY exwife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      On Sunday January 26 2003 at approximately 3 a.m. I was taken into custody and locked up until 29 January 3003 10 p.m.

      so, uh, are you writing this from prison? Did you get sentenced to 1000 years?

    8. Re:MY exwife by LennyDotCom · · Score: 1

      On Sunday January 26 2003 at approximately 3 a.m. I was taken into custody and locked up until 29 January 3003 10 p.m

      you should definately be modded up +1 funny for that. I fixed it

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    9. Re:MY exwife by xchino · · Score: 1

      What? You wont go to jail because *I* sent her an email. You didn't ask me to do it, I did it of my own accord. You should go have a meeting with her clients, explain to them how they have been defrauded and maybe point them in the direction of some legal counseling. Then you should go have meetings with the SEC, BBB, CPA, as well as regular law enforcement. Perhaps you can get her clients to file a class action that will put her out of business?

      But seriously, if you let her get away with this, you become an accessory, and if someone else decides to blow the whistle she could very well blame you. I've been in a similar situation with an ex employer, so PLEASE take my advice and do something about it. Hell, give me a list of her clients and I'll do something about it.

      Also, finish you site, I wanna see how it ends :)

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  6. It's not about deterring crime .. by RubberDuckie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's about appeasing the masses. "Look", say the politicians, "We're tough on computer crime!" This will keep most people off the law makers backs.

    1. Re:It's not about deterring crime .. by kfg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And many people who commited crimes no worse than would get them 6 months community service from a city court will get 20 years in federal prison and then be exfelons forever afterward with many of their rights of citizenship permenantly removed.

      The laws will be misapplied, giving harsher and harsher sentences for more and more trivial offenses until everyone has a cousin or sibling who has been cruelly treated under these laws.

      Then a sense of outrage will ensue amongst the populace and these laws will be "reformed."

      At that point everyone will promptly forget any of the abover ever happened.

      Rinse and repeat.

      So it has always been. So it shall, it seems, always be. It seems we've not only forgotten history, but relegated Santayana to the historical realm.

      KFG

    2. Re:It's not about deterring crime .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      war on drugs.
      it is a great parody, sad really

    3. Re:It's not about deterring crime .. by davesag · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You are of course right that it is not about deterring computer crime, and partly right when you say it's about politicians being able to say they are tough on such crimes. But IMHO what it is really about is multi-fold. Firstly it is about keeping a slave labour pool of willingnerds who can have their sentances magically communted for 'good service' in the name of national security or whatever - kind of 'la femme nikita' style. The US abolished literal slavery, much to the detriment of its economy, and instead ratcheted up the imprisonment rate. prisoners, now get to shrink wrap microsoft products, sew posh underwear, etc etc - it's far cray from the old image of making licence plates as prison labour. now they even have imprisoned tele-marketers. But in this day and age the US needs more nerds, and needs them cheap. what better way than making more things nerds do carry prison time. and lots of it. Why a hacker, she's almost "worse than hitler" now-a-days. but their skills can be usefully harnessed. who knows if they behave they'll get time off for good service.

      secondly it is about instilling terror in some hapless nerd when she's busted, forcing her to incriminate her friends - soviet style. soon, like terrorism, you'll only need be suspected of 'computer crimes' and it's off to some labour camp somewhere for you, your friends and any members of your family not prepared to publicly denounce you on fox news.

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    4. Re:It's not about deterring crime .. by mpe · · Score: 1

      And many people who commited crimes no worse than would get them 6 months community service from a city court will get 20 years in federal prison and then be exfelons forever afterward with many of their rights of citizenship permenantly removed.

      At least part of the problem is that unles the crime causes X thousand dollers damage it is likely to be ignored by law enforcement. Thus inflated figures are produced. e.g. the $35 doller manual in the Mitnick case becoming a document of enormous value.

    5. Re:It's not about deterring crime .. by spitzig · · Score: 1

      I slightly disagree. It's also about making "computer crime" SCARY. After all, someone might hack onto the power grid and shut down all of New York!

  7. Class War by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Yet corporate executives who steal millions and fuck with societies infrastructure walk free.

  8. If ya wanna be l33t-- by Shifty_McWriteoff · · Score: 0

    better do it before next month! ;)

  9. Who cares by m0rph3us0 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I dont live in the US nor frankly care about the democratic theocracy running there. The sooner the US falls (like all other empires in history) the better. The ironic thing about the US is americans are unwilling to pay minor costs associated with social services but are willing to pay huge costs associated with running the worlds largest prison population.

    1. Re:Who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yeah, the guy you responded to was a troll, but don't brush off the US prison situation like that. It's pretty fucked up that we have the largest percentage (per capita) of people in prison. The prison system is a big money maker for corporations like Marriot and many others--yeah, it costs the taxpayers a bundle, but we don't count.

      As far as the part about being "not to hot to trot on the killing of criminals," you say it as if it's more common elsewhere. How many other "civilized" countries still have the death penalty? I'm not trying to make a statement here because I don't have a problem with capital punishment, but it's important to recognize that we've got a pretty fucked up system of justice going on right now.

      I love my country, and wouldn't want to live anywhere else, but I'm not going to pretend it's not as fucked up as it is.

    2. Re:Who cares by m0rph3us0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Those figures change dramatically when you consider per capita GNP. In reality the US per capita aid level is one of the cheapest donor levels of any industrialized nation.

      Foreign AID as percentage of GDP
      Per capita GDP
      Lets put it this way, the average dane spends almost 8 times the amount of money in real dollars average american does.

      No one hates the US because they are sucessful. I don't hate most european countries that have similar per capita GDPs. People hate the US because they are arrogant and have a horrible record for supporting and aiding vicious reigmes. (Pol Pot, Sadam Hussein, bin Laden, Taliban,El Salvador, etc)

      Let me know about a 3rd world country the US rebuilt that they didnt blow to shit first.

      Whoever convinced americans that they lived on the best country on earth really pulled the wool over their eyes as to what a good country can be.

      If you ever get a chance or are actually interested in what the US stands for pull their voting record from the UN and look how many abstentions and votes against UN resolutions against colonization and terrorism the US has cast.

    3. Re:Who cares by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      So the Dark ages were a good time? Thats what happened to civiliazation when the Roman empire fell..

    4. Re:Who cares by CoitusRex · · Score: 1

      "democratic theocracy"? You mean corporate oligarchy. Oh, and way to generalize several hundred million people. You're just as bad as the right-wingers who see the world in 1-bit color. If you want to make the world a better place starting with the US, then support the existing progressive movement. Divisiveness is what the fascist neo-conservatives who are in power right now thrive on.

    5. Re:Who cares by danheskett · · Score: 1

      I have to comment on your post...

      ...the whole reason that the progressives in the US havent succedded wildly - even when democrats like Clinton and Carter are in office - is that when you are on the losing side you tend to fly off the deeply emotional side...

      Examples just in your post:

      corporate oligarchy
      Exaggeration and hyberbole. Really. Yes, corporations are very powerful now. Yes, they probably need reform and governance changes. Most Americans - I am suring well about 75% agree with this. But as soon as you start complaining about the "corporate oligarchy" you see that number tumble well under majority status.

      right-wingers who see the world in 1-bit color
      You criticized the other poster for generalize several hundred million people, yet here you are willing to generalize just like that the ~35%-40% of Americans who consider themselves "right-wing" or "right-of-center".

      the fascist neo-conservatives
      There you go again. A lot of people are unhappy with the current government of the US. Probably about ~50%. But as soon as you go calling them fascist - "a political philosophy, movement, or regime that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition" - you once again marginalize support and pigeonhole yourself in a group with violent anarchists, die hard soviet-style communists, and marxist's. The vast majority of people who dont like Bush don't believe he intends to sieze dictortorial powers and institute violent military suppression of the Democratic party.

      I know its easier to loathe and seek the political destruction of those believed to be inhuman or malviolently disposed of, but at some point the progressives in this country should realize that you if you acknowledge that most right-wingers are neither inhuman or fundamentally evil then things will progress smoother.

      The recent trend of the opposition drastically amazingly violently angry against the administration really has to tone down or the country literally won't be able to make it as a union. Clinton sparked something so strong in many right-wingers it's sick. Likewise, Bush pushes all those same buttons in left-wingers. It's getting beyond shrill, beyond angry, and gettting towards the tinderbox side.

      My advice to you and fellow-progressives: take a breath, step back, and look at the situation. You disagree with Bushes policies and tactics. Fine. Work for his defeat. But try to refrain from suggesting he is going to effect a violent take over the the US government.

    6. Re:Who cares by helix400 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I like your l33t name there m0rhp3us0. It's almost as mature as the thoughts in your post.

      I'm amazed at how much ignorance you crammed into one post:

      I dont live in the US nor frankly care - Funny how often you'll hear Palestianians or Iranians talk about how they want to live in America for its opportunities, even though they hate its politics...
      democratic theocracy - Where the hell did this come from, because Bush is religious? America is pretty anal retentive on seperating church and state. Lets compare this to other countries...say...Italy with their full support of Catholicism.
      The sooner the US falls - You think the world would be better without the US? Wow! America only helped shape global world politics 3 times last century, WWI, WWII, and the cold war. If America's influence wasn't there, we all know it would have been worse. Amazingly, even the French strongly agree (accoring from recent polls at least) that the world is a better place because of Americas influence than without it.
      americans are unwilling to pay minor costs associated with social services but are willing to pay huge costs associated with running the worlds largest prison population. Check out this flamingly liberal site http://www.warresisters.org/piechart.htm. It's devoted to spinning numbers to show how little America pays on social services. Social services get anywhere from 34% to 55% of the budget, while military gets 17.5-47%, and prison costs, well, its far too small to even merit it's own category. These numbers kind of fly in the face of your statement, doesn't it?

      In short, it's may be exciting to be a 14 year old anti-US activist...but m0rph3us0, you have to grow up a little.

    7. Re:Who cares by MegaHamsterX · · Score: 1

      I hope we nuke the earth so you die, is that what you wanted to hear you ignorant prick.

      WTF are you talking about, yep the US is an empire that has colonized so many many countries,
      you must mean just like we colonized Germany and Japan after WW2, oh shit this is out of a revisionist history book right?

      Hey the Germans look free to me, the Japanese as well, oh never mind the USSR was waiting to invade all those years during the cold war and actually outspent us many times over in military hardware - even nukes, but we still stood vigilant.

      Without our vigilance you wouldn't have the very voice you now speak with.

      Yep, we now have big badass military hardware and the soldiers to operate it, to protect us from narrow minded bastards like yourself, if you were in any sort of power you would be attacking us out of jealousy just like any other two-bit despot.

      Hate to say it but most Americans don't care about the rest of the world until you fly jetliners into huge office towers and the center of our military.

      Yep, then we get heavy handed because we are pissed, yes then we want blood for blood.

      As someone who attended jury duty today, I can say while our system may not be perfect, but it does the job fairly well, though I may not agree with certain laws, jury duty does give me a chance to make a statement, for or against those laws, that is if you are a juror who stands on principle, voting to keep shitty laws at bay helps too.

      Keep the buzzwords flowing, keep the newsbites going, ignore all the real issues and instead of an understanding American public, you will have one that simply does not give a shit.

      Does not care to hear your voice, you want to dictate to us, that will never happen, turn the fucking keys if the day does occur, no one will have a voice then.

      Yep America is a totally evil country raping your women and taking you men into bondage, we conqueror, we spill blood just to do it.

      Pick the sarchasm out of the post twit.

    8. Re:Who cares by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
      Maybe you could help educate the citizens of the U.S. instead of waiting for it to fall. Please? I live here I don't want it to have to come to that :)

      I agree with you 100% about our prison system... It's staggering how many people are imprisoned in the U.S..

      --
      Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken - Tyler Durden
    9. Re:Who cares by Jaeph · · Score: 1

      I see numbers, colors and names. Where's the data behind the chart?

      -Jeff

      --
      Please learn the difference between a dissenting opinion and a troll before you moderate.
    10. Re:Who cares by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
      I agree with you, m0rp...(whatever) needs to grow up a little, for all the reasons you said, but there is something to be said about the tremendous size of the prison population in the U.S. Over 2 million prisoners in a population of roughly 280 million. Over half are incarcerated for non-violent crimes. I think a little more rehabilitation instead of incarceration is in order.

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      Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken - Tyler Durden
    11. Re:Who cares by CaptRespect · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you noticed, but the crime rate in america is at record lows. Now I hate putting non-violent offenders in jail, but maybe the crime rate is low BECAUSE WE HAVE ALL THE CRIMINALS IN PRISON!

      Mabey our crime rate is low because we arn't buying into all that hippie, give the criminals a chance to reform crap. (At least not as much as other contries)

    12. Re:Who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, i like the numbers and graphs and great colors. There is no data behind the graph at all. Also, we blow the shit out of countries because they are unstable in the first place. Afghans didnt have much of a country anyways because Russia blew it to shit.

      The US has made mistakes with people you listed, but also consider what other countries have fucked up in the past, Germany, France, etc.

      I'm sorry YOU have been misled in what the US is about.

      What GOOD countries have you been to, by the way? And Please tell me if it wasn't for the United States, where the world would be? who would purchase all the crap that these other third world countries produce?

      Your basis isn't right, your data isn't even verified, i like that. Typical US-basher, and again. Who cares about the UN? DO WE EVER NEED THE UN TO GIVE US AUTHORIZATION DO ANYTHING? NO!
      The UN was only constructed to keep the peace, not to wage wars.

      Then again, everywhere will become America anyways. Just ask the people in Latin America who listen to Britney Spears.

  10. Derrr... by GeneralEmergency · · Score: 1

    So if my car has a computer under the hood do I get a life sentence for speeding?

    Kevin....My roof is almost done. Email me.

    --
    "A microprocessor... is a terrible thing to waste." --
    GeneralEmergency
    1. Re:Derrr... by xtal · · Score: 1

      Only if you live in California and modify the emissions. heh.

      --
      ..don't panic
  11. It's already completely unbalanced by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Currently, you can get more time for hacking your cablemodem than manslaughter. What's the point anymore?

    To any lawmakers out there who might read this - We Get It Already. Lay Off.

    Weaselmancer

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    Weaselmancer
    rediculous.
    1. Re:It's already completely unbalanced by Cat_Byte · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah it's the same with the MADD sponsored DUI laws. It's down to 1 beer makes anyone under 120 lbs legally drunk now and the laws get tougher & tougher. Currently in TX you get in more trouble for 2 beers than you would for being caught with halucinogens. You lose your license for 1 year for a first offense as of Sept 1. For 2 beers I had to pay $2500 bond, $2500 fines, $1500 lawyer fees, and $150 to get my vehicle back. Next phase is my insurance went up over $2000/year. All that was for cutting myself off at 2 beers and going home early.

      I know it sounds off topic, but making more laws does not prevent breaking the law. It is simply another source of income for law enforcement and the court system. You can compare it to the gun laws. There are more than enough laws on the books to enforce what they want (and then some) but it's a lack of enforcement that makes some people think more laws are needed.

      --
      Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one the bus load of girls just went down.
    2. Re:It's already completely unbalanced by Threni · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Currently in TX you get in more trouble for 2 beers than you would for being caught with halucinogens."

      Good. Texans need more acid - they most certainly do NOT need more beer, trust me!

      Seriously, that's the way it should be.

    3. Re:It's already completely unbalanced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Having personally driven a very large Dodge van full of friends at high speed while on 5 tabs of Windowpane, I'm here to tell you that you're much better off if I had shotgunned 6 beers and gone cruising with my buddies...

      Other traffic (and pedestrians, while on surface streets) were little more to me than 2-dimensional curiosities in my little Genesis-infused automotive dreamscape.

    4. Re:It's already completely unbalanced by Threni · · Score: 3, Funny

      "We Get It Already. Lay Off"

      Huh..coupled with:

      "When will the feds learn that raising penalties isn't going to deter this type of crime?"

      from the headline... I think there's a spot of point-missing going on. The idea is to make as many laws as possible so that everyone is breaking at least one of them. That way the goverment can get more money from you in fines. Its a sort of tax/protection racket rolled into one. But one which looks good in the papers. "He was a drug dealer"..."He was a hacker"...."He removed the tracking device from his car"..."He obscured the GovCam in his bedroom" etc.

    5. Re:It's already completely unbalanced by gfody · · Score: 0, Troll

      5 tabs tripping is rougly equivelent to 30 beers drinking .. in their relative scales of fucked upness.

      at least after 30 beers you would be too dead to drive

      --

      bite my glorious golden ass.
    6. Re:It's already completely unbalanced by shut_up_man · · Score: 0

      I don't know whether Texans need more acid per se - more ecstasy or weed would be fine, but a Texan on a bad trip... jeez, it would be like a force five hurricane, plowing through the landscape, leaving a trail of wreckage and wanton destruction. I'm sure they lost quite a few towns like that before the laws were beefed up.

    7. Re:It's already completely unbalanced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Currently, you can get more time for hacking your cablemodem than manslaughter. What's the point anymore?

      To any lawmakers out there who might read this - We Get It Already. Lay Off.

      Have you started killing people for fun, instead of twiddling your modem? If not, then you don't get it yet. Come on, leave the gadgets alone. There are better ways to have fun. Shoot an apple off your friend's head -- with a shotgun. The government says so.

    8. Re:It's already completely unbalanced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      out of curiosity, how much does one normally pay for a tab of windowpane?

    9. Re:It's already completely unbalanced by Shardis · · Score: 1

      You've obviously been out of college for a few years, huh? ;)

    10. Re:It's already completely unbalanced by Maul · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Unless you're a Bush family. In that case 2 beers gets you in the White House a couple decades later.

      --

      "You spoony bard!" -Tellah

    11. Re:It's already completely unbalanced by Kaiwen · · Score: 1
      When will the feds learn that raising penalties isn't going to deter this type of crime?

      Or, from Mitnik:

      "The person who's carrying out the act doesn't think about the consequences.... I really can't see people researching what the penalties are before they do something."

      In fact, the evidence is overwhelming that sentence length does provide a deterrent effect for crime. There is an easily demonstrable inverse relationship between increased penalties and crime rate.

      However, it also seems to be the case that certainty of punishment provides a greater deterrent than severity of punishment. E.g., 20-years-to-life for jaywalking will have little effect on jaywalking rates if the chances of getting caught are near zero. Conversely, raise the chances of getting caught to 50% and even a more modest punishment will have a greater impact.

      In short, both statements are wrong. Raising penalties does deter crime and, contrary to Mitnik's assertion, most criminals do consider consequences. This was recently argued, for example, by Morgan Reynolds before the United States House of Representatives Committee on the Judiciary Subcommittee on Crime, a transcript of which can be found here.

    12. Re:It's already completely unbalanced by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1
      Raising penalties does deter crime

      You mean like me cutting myself off at 2 beers & driving home at the same time the patrolman saw me going 41 in a 40 mph zone? I no longer have any respect for the law. I have called them for:
      1) A hit & run on my 6 hour old vehicle that was shoved on top of a sports car next to it
      2) A breakin & theft of property in my own house by a roommate I kicked out 2 months prior due to 3 months late on rent.
      3) Grand theft of my motorcycle with a name & address of the person guilty
      1) ended in not being able to find them (I handed them the license plate that was stuck in my tire). 2)ended in (domestic dispute). 3) ended in me breaking & entering to steal it back after I gave them a name & address of who had it (because I knew).

      All 3 ended in....drumroll....absolutely NOTHING. I lost over $40,000 in the 3 events combined. However they didn't hesitate to take my $7,000 for drinking 2 beers when I only weighed enough to drink 2. The point it still. LAWS ARE IN PLACE. THEY DON'T ENFORCE THEM. THEY ARE TOO BUSY BRINING IN INCOME.

      Did the laws stop any of these 3 criminals? NO! They weren't enforced. Think about it. How many drug dealers are released & right back to selling to school children over & over. It does NOT deter crime.

      --
      Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one the bus load of girls just went down.
    13. Re:It's already completely unbalanced by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      If it is less than the amount needed to be considered an amount to "distribute", you are pretty much treated the same as someone who had 2 beers. This is due to MADD being completely focused on 3 things. 1) making prohibition legal. 2) Wear short skirts to all court appearances with legs open in front of judge while whispering incriminating statements (true or not) in front of the judge where he can hear it. 3) Making sure having so much as one joint in your vehicle (whether under the influence or not) is a major offense equal to capital murder.

      Don't be so quick to judge...I've seen it twice so far in court hearings. The case involving #3 ended in the defendant getting 2 30 yr sentences stacked due to having a joint in the vehicle and testing negative after the accident even tho the people who he hit head on were on his side of the road in all of the police photos. The ones he hit head on on his side of the road were drunk too.

      This shows that laws are so skewed that you can't count on them doing anything other than the wishes of the lobbiests.

      --
      Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one the bus load of girls just went down.
    14. Re:It's already completely unbalanced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really think 2 light beers would make someone run a stop sign & kill you? Working more than 8 hours straight would have more of an effect on a person than 2 light beers.

    15. Re:It's already completely unbalanced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh look yet another retard moderator. Read the topic before you waste moderator points on off-topic you moron. Putting negative mod points on articles makes people not even see the comments. Save them for the real idiots.

    16. Re:It's already completely unbalanced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      From topgundui.com According to NHTSA, there were approximately 1,400,000 people arrested for drunk driving in 1998. This translates to $1,400,000,000 in fines the government can collect ($1,000 average), $280,000,000 in alcohol program revenue ($200 average), and $14,000,000,000 in insurance premium increases ($10,000 average). The grand total is $15,680,000,000 (Fifteen billion, six hundred eighty million dollars). Of course there wasn't a 100% conviction rate. Too bad for the government. They really need the money. (I forgot to include cops salaries and overtime in the above analysis.)

      DUI is not about safety anymore, it is about money. He doesn't even include things like lawyer fees, license reinstatement fees and such. I've heard the "industry" is a 60 billion a year operation for all involved.

    17. Re:It's already completely unbalanced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I know it sounds off topic, but making more laws does not prevent breaking the law. It is simply another source of income for law enforcement and the court system.

      Yeah, but I bet you won't be doing that again. Next time you hear about some drunk driver killing someone, imagine that it could have been you. Dumbass.

    18. Re:It's already completely unbalanced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop drinking and driving you idiot. Believe me, you do no one any favours by 'cutting yourself off after 2 beers' and driving. (I know, I know, such generosity on your part... how could I possibly?) So have all the fun, and beer you want, and take a taxi home next time, hmm?

    19. Re:It's already completely unbalanced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Driving itself kills people. I dont want to die because you are changing the radio station. I think the best thing to do is get everyone off the road... you know there's more automobiles than licensed drivers now?

    20. Re:It's already completely unbalanced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sponsered by the halucinogen dealers of Texas?

      Didn't realize you guys had such a strong lobby..

    21. Re:It's already completely unbalanced by ChangeOnInstall · · Score: 1

      I've heard about plenty of cases like this. The other day my brother (a lawyer) was telling me about a case he'd seen in law school where a guy who was the designated driver had unknowingly become intoxicated because some ass had spiked his coffee. In that case it was agreed that as a matter of FACT, he did not have any knowledge of or reason to believe that he was drunk. He still got the DUI...apparently you don't need intent either.

      Having been rear ended by a genuine drunk driver at 60mph (fortunately I was in a Chevrolet Suburban, and he in a Toyota Corolla), I'm very much unimpressed with "real" drunk drivers. And for some reason the police failed to give this guy a field sobriety test...even though he stank of booze...and hadn't even TOUCHED his fucking brakes (absolutely no skid marks). But there's too many cases just like yours that are the collateral damage of the inept organizations like "MADD" fighting on the most foolish of battlegrounds. There are already laws against drunk driving, there's no reason to punish the innocent.

      I don't drink much, but I'll be buying a breathalyzer soon to keep in the truck, in the hope of avoiding getting screwed by the system the way you did. Best of luck to you.

      --
      What has *science* done?!? -- Dr. Weird (ATHF)
    22. Re:It's already completely unbalanced by wroceng · · Score: 1

      Thank god they dont have H(acking)UI charges.

    23. Re:It's already completely unbalanced by rockhome · · Score: 1

      I had to pay $2500 bond, $2500 fines, $1500 lawyer fees, and $150 to get my vehicle back. Next phase is my insurance went up over $2000/year.

      I am not necessarily a big fan of "It's a safer state with .08", but I have seen the effects the DUI cause, and it isn't all high speed collisions and drivers swerving all over the road. It is about the fact that above a certain point, alchohol impairs one's ability to react to stimuli, which is especiallydangerous in a car.

      Instead of complaining about your mistake, why not take responsibility for your actions? Checkpoints aside, a body often times must try to get pulled over and given a field sobriety test. The law is designed to make people think twice before endangering the public at large.

    24. Re:It's already completely unbalanced by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
      Yeah, whatever. Maybe the law should have been left as it was and just enforced better? No no no, that's too difficult for our politicians, better to incriminate people who aren't actually endangering anyone.

      --
      Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken - Tyler Durden
    25. Re:It's already completely unbalanced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Do you really think 2 light beers would make someone run a stop sign & kill you?
      Possibly.
      Working more than 8 hours straight would have more of an effect on a person than 2 light beers.
      Not likely, but even so, that would depend on both the individual, and the kind of work they're doing. But the more important point is, you don't have to drink. At all. Ever. If you can't make arrangements for your safe transportation home, then don't drink. Otherwise, you are taking on an unnecessary risk.

      People tend to look at this the wrong way. They ask themselves, "How much can I drink, before it's illegal for me to drive?" And then they drink as much as they think they can get away with. Wouldn't it be much simpler just to make arrangements for your safe transportation home, so that you can drink as much as you want, without worrying about it? And then you might even die of alcohol poisoning and do the world a great service.

    26. Re:It's already completely unbalanced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you've had even one drink, you shouldn't drive. Or, if you're driving, you shouldn't have even one drink. Because even though you may not be legally impaired after one drink, you are still likely to be a worse driver than you otherwise would have been.

    27. Re:It's already completely unbalanced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Where do you get this impression that MADD is an "inept organization?" Do you even know what MADD does? Lobbying for tougher laws is only part of what they do, and arguably it's not even the most important part.
      I'll be buying a breathalyzer soon to keep in the truck, in the hope of avoiding getting screwed by the system
      Don't waste your money. You can still be arrested for impaired driving even if you're under the legal limit. Some people can't walk a straight line after even one beer -- these people shouldn't be driving.

      Let me ask you, and all you other drunk driving apologists: What is so difficult about simply deciding not to drink when you know you will have to drive? If you really feel that you are compelled to drink, then maybe you have a problem -- but even so, you can find a way to avoid driving instead.

    28. Re:It's already completely unbalanced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your BAL is at .09, you are most certainly endangering people. Hell, even if it's .04, you are most likely a worse driver than usual. Not by much, probably, but it is a completely avoidable and unnecessary risk.

    29. Re:It's already completely unbalanced by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Wouldn't it be much simpler just to make arrangements for your safe transportation home

      But if I can get myself home safely after drinking a pint, who the hell are you to say that I can't? (Please don't take offense, I mean "you" in a very general sense). I'm not apologizing for drunk drivers, but if they haven't done anything "morally wrong" (excluding, of course, knowing that if they were slobbering drunk they are putting others at risk when they absolutely should NOT be driving) why should they suffer repercussions? Because some asshole that I've never met wears a suit and said so.

      If someone is driving drunk and kills a family, they should be just as liable as a sober person who kills a family while driving. Would the alcohol consumption play a role? Almost undoubtedly, but if I'm driving on a road that has no traffic on it, the only person remotely at risk is myself. If I die, who cares? Well, no one would care in the slightest, but if they did, it's not because I was drunk, but because no one likes me... I wonder why...

      Why, no, I'm not an English major. And I was rejected from the debate team five times (not really) because I can't make a very coherent argument. Maybe this is due to the fact that I don't see every issue as one side vs. the other, but as an issue with many facets.

    30. Re:It's already completely unbalanced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But if I can get myself home safely after drinking a pint, who the hell are you to say that I can't?
      Who the hell are you to say that you CAN? First of all, click on the link in the grandparent post. Even a small amount of alcohol can have a large effect on your ability to perform simple tasks, even before you feel intoxicated at all.

      Secondly, the effects of alcohol are not instantaneous. Even if you feel fine when you get in your car, you might continue to become even more intoxicated for a while, depending on when you had your last drink.

      Thirdly, alcohol not only impairs your driving, but it also impairs your ability to judge how intoxicated you are. In other words, you thinking that you're sober enough to drive isn't good enough.

      Considering the possible consequences, I think the burden of proof is on you to show that you CAN get yourself home safely, not on me to show that you CAN'T. Take a properly administered sobriety test BEFORE you get in your car, and then I might concede the point.

      Maybe after just one pint, you're only a few percent more likely to cause an accident than you were before. But if everyone thought like you, the roads everywhere would be that much more dangerous. I think we already have enough sober people killing each other, I see no reason to make it any worse. And it's so easy to avoid the risk, it really just makes drinking and driving advocates sound like selfish, lazy bastards when they won't take even the simplest steps to possibly save someone's life.

      if I'm driving on a road that has no traffic on it, the only person remotely at risk is myself.
      But you're not clairvoyant. You can't know with any certainty that you won't encounter any traffic until after the fact.

      Even a drunk person can probably get themselves home safely if they don't have to make any quick decisions. But again, the point is that they don't know in advance what's going to happen. Their presence on the road demonstrates a certain selfish and callous disregard for other people.

      You ask why drunk drivers should suffer repercussions even if they don't harm anyone. What you're really saying is that they should get special treatment... I had to pay $70 for going 12 mph over the speed limit. I didn't harm anyone. There was barely anyone else on the road. But I'm not complaining about it. What I did was risky, and I knew it, and I got caught. Drunk driving is much riskier.

    31. Re:It's already completely unbalanced by yourmom16 · · Score: 1

      In Warren vs. DC the courts determined the cops have no obligation to protect you. They're allowed to let the criminals get away if they want. It probably is in the cops interest to do so in many cases.

      --
      "We have got to make Stan understand the importance of voting, because he'll definitely vote for our guy." - South Park
  12. Reminds me of the 10/20/life law in Florida by downix · · Score: 5, Funny

    Next thing you know, prosecutors and corrupt police officers will be planting PalmPilots instead of pistols on folk to get harsher jail sentances.

    "Your honor, not only did this man murder his wife, he has an AOL account!"

    "hang him then fry him"

    --
    Karma Whoring for Fun and Profit.
    1. Re:Reminds me of the 10/20/life law in Florida by ep32g79 · · Score: 1

      Castration! Double Castration!!!

  13. Right after drugs win the drug war. by voisine · · Score: 1

    When will the feds learn that raising penalties isn't going to deter this type of crime? I'd guess right after the learn that
    people are going to use illicit drugs no matter how many of
    our tax dollars they spend trying to stop it.

  14. Go directly to jail, Do not pass go by rossy · · Score: 1

    Great, this means that if you can't find a room in a hotel in the bay area. You can write a script to do a night of jail time.

    Just clicking a link to go to jail might be faster than the normal check-in process at many San-Jose bay area hotels.

    If you coded it correctly, you could download some MP3's to listen to, and go to jail at the same time!

    Advanced hackers could arrange longer stays if they couldn't pay their rent due to all the open source free work they have done.

    In fact, with wearable computer clothes, you could push the button, and call 911 to get a free pickup right at the airport! -- Ross

    --
    Ross Youngblood
    1. Re:Go directly to jail, Do not pass go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are unfunny

  15. Uh-oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I guess I should be using my palm pilot less. If I commit manslaughter while using a computer, God save me.

  16. Guidelines by KevinMS · · Score: 3, Funny


    I think if the guidelines actually included the phrase
    "Federal pound me in the ass prison" it might help.

    --
    Sneakemail is to spam filters what an ounce of prevention is to a pound of cure.
    1. Re:Guidelines by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

      And they could include a goatse.cx link too, just for illustrative purposes. Now THAT would be a deterrent!

    2. Re:Guidelines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot your hyphens.

    3. Re:Guidelines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prison rape is HILARIOUS!

  17. About the same time as by Sean80 · · Score: 1

    This may sound flippant, but they'll realize that increased penalties don't act as a deterrent around about the same time that that realize that fact for every other type of crime.

  18. research done by hardcnxn · · Score: 0

    Mitnick says, "I really can't see people researching what the penalties are before they do something."
    Except /.ers.

  19. The usual linguistic confusion is present... by JessLeah · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...regarding the word "hacker". As many of us here know, the term "hacker" does not mean "computer criminal", as the mainstream press continually connote or denote it. I've often heard the defense that "well, once 99% of people start using a given word in a particular sense, that becomes a/the 'correct' meaning." By this logic, the millions of people who point at their computer (the box with the power supply, optical drive(s), floppy drive(s), hard drive(s), PCI/AGP/ISA card(s), etc. in it) and call it a "CPU", or a "processor", or a "hard drive"-- or even a "modem"-- are correct. They're not, nor are the people who think that "hacker" means "cyber-criminal".

    I'd say that perhaps 99% of lay-people would, if shown a computer sans monitor, keyboard and mouse, call it either "a CPU", "a processor" or "a hard drive", and a few will call it "a modem" or "some computer thingy". This does not make these terms correct.

    "Hacker" will never mean "computer criminal", no matter how many ignorant journalists and non-techies take it as such.

    I am most definitely a hacker. I am most definitely not someone who breaks into systems, creates or uses exploits, makes viruses, etc. etc. etc.

    1. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing makes me lower my head in shame more than seeing a nerd argue the meaning of a commonly used word against the voice of the world. Words are defined by how society uses them.

      If enough people call a computer a CPU, then guess what, the definition of the word changes. When I say "enough," I'm talking about the amount of people who use the word "hacker" as meaning computer criminal. You know, everyone.

      I suppose you can go on living the dream that one day, after years of fighting, you'll convince the world that Kevin Mitnick is not a "hacker," or "software pirate" but a "computer criminal" or "copyright law violator" and you'll have your moment of silent satisfaction. But then you'll realize what a fucking loser you are, cry, and furiously jerk off your small pathetic penis to pictures of fat, asian women dressed like Sailor Moon.

    2. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by JessLeah · · Score: 1

      I don't think your little masturbatory fantasy applies to me. 'Specially since JessLeah is short for JESSICA Leah. Not everyone on SlashDot is male-- not even everyone you disagree with.

    3. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oops! Sorry.

      Nothing makes me lower my head in shame more than seeing a nerd argue the meaning of a commonly used word against the voice of the world. Words are defined by how society uses them.

      If enough people call a computer a CPU, then guess what, the definition of the word changes. When I say "enough," I'm talking about the amount of people who use the word "hacker" as meaning computer criminal. You know, everyone.

      I suppose you can go on living the dream that one day, after years of fighting, you'll convince the world that Kevin Mitnick is not a "hacker," or "software pirate" but a "computer criminal" or "copyright law violator" and you'll have your moment of silent satisfaction. But then you'll realize what a fucking loser you are, cry, and furiously penetrate your wet, stank ass pussy to pictures of fat, asian men dressed like Russel Crowe.

      Oh, and you're fat! ha ha

    4. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by NineNine · · Score: 1

      Oh please. Get off your high horse. You go around saying that you're a hacker, and argue with the FBI agents once they handcuff you, jackass. I suppose that you could argue that "child molester" actually means a person who makes and sells ice cream, and you could wear a t-shirt that says "I am a child molester". You'd get a good ass pounding for that.

    5. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 1
      Keep on fighting the fight, Jessica. You are not alone.

    6. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by Valar · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the wonderful world of linguistics. Languages evolve. Clearly, people shouldn't go around speaking "french" or "spanish", because really, they are just misusing Latin. They are wrong, and they should be stopped, damnit!

    7. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by gfody · · Score: 1

      this is one of the most ignorant statements I've heard in a long, long time.

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    8. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1


      Welcome to the wonderful world of linguistics. Languages evolve.


      Or, as in this case, devolve. When there used to be two terms for two different things, and now they both refer to the same thing as each other, that is NOT evolution.

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    9. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by tc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And while we're at it, should force everybody to revert to the old usages of common words from the middle ages? Should people stop using "awful" to mean "bad", and instead revert to using it to mean "inspiring awe"?

      Or should we just accept that languages evolve, and that many terms which started out life as sub-culture jargon may have their meanings broadened or altered as they enter mainstream usage?

    10. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell it to Bubba, terrorist.

    11. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by JeffTL · · Score: 1

      Languages evolve. The usual excuse for degeneration, confusion, and especially the downright intentional erosion of proper English. There is a difference between evolution and corruption, and it is that evolution the gestalt effect is beneficial mutation (and is SLOW!) and corruption is not beneficial.

    12. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by Valar · · Score: 1

      That is evolution. The purpose of language is not to have a set of words that corresponds one to one with the set of concepts. It is to allow communication. In this case, the term 'hacker' has been adopted by people (including the media) to mean something different than it did originally. Why? Probably because most people don't care enough about the hacker/cracker distinction to keep two different lexicon entries for them. Thus, the natural progression (or evolution) is towards one word.

    13. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      you could wear a t-shirt that says "I am a child molester".

      Or one could proudly proclaim "I'm gay" then do as survey as to how many people think you were referring to your emotional state.

      (Posted anonymously because some dimwitted moderator will inevitably assume this is a homophobic, rather than linguistic, comment.)

    14. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeah, Jessica is part of a paticularly sorry subculture that not only thinks this is a worthwhile cause, but puts up public forums to discuss it in and allows even the most BLATANT and disgusting trolls to post, even to the point of their posts being archived for all time.

      Don't worry, as long as you geeks remain stupid the trolls will be here for you.

    15. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by christopherfinke · · Score: 1
      I'd say that perhaps 99% of lay-people would, if shown a computer sans monitor, keyboard and mouse, call it either "a CPU", "a processor" or "a hard drive", and a few will call it "a modem" or "some computer thingy". This does not make these terms correct.
      No, the correct term would be "paperweight."
    16. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 1
      Trolls are always present regardless. I prefer someone like Jessica who shows idealism rather than defeatism.

    17. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      "and furiously jerk off your small pathetic penis to pictures of fat, asian women dressed like Sailor Moon"

      Gee, you say that like it's a bad thing.

    18. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      A hacker is someone who gets a computer or piece of software to do something it was not meant to do. Very often, this involves getting it to give you root access. These are the types of hacks that make the news. Both malicious and harmless digital tricksters are hackers, so I don't think reporters are wrong when they say "a computer hacker broke into a computer." If I hack it to blink the LEDs in a sequence or to elevate my privelages, I am still a hacker, and media is not wrong for calling me such.

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    19. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by mysticalreaper · · Score: 1

      I previously read, right here on slashdot, about someone's observation that this is like another word who's meaning has been changed by the people it refers to.

      "Nigger". At one point in time, this was a demeaning word used by white slave owners to refer to their slaves. Nigger had a horrible connotation. Eventually, the wiser amongst us pointed out how ridiculous the whole situation was, and the word 'nigger' was FORCED out of general usage. However, the black forced immigrants from Africa still continued to use the word when referring to each other. This simultaneously reminded them of where they came from, but was also a self-depracatng joke. This basically took back the word from the white people, and turned the word into a claim of surperiority and brotherhood, of sorts.

      Imagine if hackers did the same thing with the word 'hacker'. Only hackers would be allowed to call each other hackers, and the media would be forced to use a different word to describe these computer criminals.

      I just think that analogy is so damned cool, and illustrates this 'hacker' situation perfectly. But as i said, i can't take credit for this idea, i just agree with it. Mull it over, i think it works.

    20. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by dwpro · · Score: 1

      I would have to have to agree that confusion is a fitting term...if we allow "Hacker" to represent someone who maliciously intrudes, what do we call people that applied to the former version of the meaning? I know that this isn't a brilliant insight, but doesn't this dilema reflect how society is stereotyping "Hackers" ?

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    21. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by gfody · · Score: 1

      I think the only way this would work is if all true "hackers" were to be inherently HUGE due to genetic testosterone inbalance and then we all decide to beat the living shit out of any non hacker that calls us a hacker. we can call each other hackers all we want tho.. thats cool.

      seriously, how many whiteys do you think needed to get the shit beat out of them before started saying african american instead of nigger?

      I think its funny how people are especially sensitive to racial insults.. but I'm white what the hell would I know about it?

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    22. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say that perhaps 99% of lay-people would, if shown a computer sans monitor, keyboard and mouse, call it either "a CPU", "a processor" or "a hard drive", and a few will call it "a modem" or "some computer thingy".

      I love it! Just make up some fucking numbers to make your point.

    23. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by JessLeah · · Score: 1

      I like how you completely, totally ignored the very real counterexample I give, regarding computer/CPU/hard drive/modem/etc. confusion...

    24. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by JessLeah · · Score: 1

      yo werd up dogz, y ru saying dis wack shiznit about noo inglish? damn u... i think talkig like dis be cool... and it be evolved, word. lolol

      (Yes, I agree with you. This was me proving your point by mixing some very real examples of "evolved" English: AOLspeak and "ebonics"... along with some good old-fashioned misspelling.)

    25. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do know that ebonics, or BVE, is a real language, right? BVE has all of the features of any other language: productivity, displacement, and conventionality, not to mention a complete, fully functional grammar.

      BVE deviates from SSAE, or Spoken Standard American English, but it is not inferior. It has the same capacity for expressiveness as any other language on earth.

    26. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by GISGEOLOGYGEEK · · Score: 1

      actually .. the word means what the masses think it means. the masses feel that hacker is a computer criminal, therefore the word means exactly that.

      I suppose you go around telling people you are 'gay' ... but are somehow confused when they don't understand that you mean you are happy or joyful.

      today gay means homosexual to the masses regardless of its original meaning of being happy, and hacker means computer criminal regardless of its original meaning.

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    27. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "'Nigger'. At one point in time, this was a demeaning word used by white slave owners to refer to their slaves. Nigger had a horrible connotation."

      Go figure, at one point in time it was the equivalent of 'cheap bastard'. And 'faggot' was a bunch of sticks.

      As for 'hacker', it certainly doesn't have the weight of nigger or faggot. It's the equivalent of calling someone a criminal - something along the lines of, 'You thieving IP pirate!'

      Nigger and (to a lesser extent) faggot have been eradicated from polite speech because of the sheer hatred behind them. Notice, though, 'thief' and 'pirate' have not been eradicated. Don't expect 'hacker' to disappear either, even if the skript kiddiez try to make it their own.

      The masses outnumber them by far. The word is theirs, now, and quite frankly - it means 'one who commits crime via computers, specifically, unauthorized intrusion in networks'. :P

    28. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure that wearing a shirt saying "I am a child molester" isn't basis for arresting anyone. I've seen T-shirts with much worse things on them (seriously).

      Even if you go around saying you are a cracker, or that you are a computer criminal, the FBI isn't going to handcuff you for that, only if they suspect you of a specific crime.

    29. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by JessLeah · · Score: 1

      I'd believe you a lot more if you (A) didn't post as an AC, and (B) cited reputable sources.

    30. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      mod parent down for being flamebait.

      your lucky i blew my modpoints earlier otherwise youd be digging your ass out of karma pugatory.

      Do you even know what your talking about ?

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    31. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      the usage of hacker never evolved. it was adopted by people who did not understand it, try to understand it or care about what it really meant.

      hacker by the media definition means "person who did a bad thing with a computer that we dont understand". its a media buzzword. that is NOT evolution any more than 3l33t sp32k is. and that is not evolution it is a specific group of people using phrases, mispellings or (gag!) using words however they please without regards to the meaning, i dont profess to be an english major but there are limits to what i will listen to without correcting people.

      its like me calling a traffic jam "highway slashdoting" or somesuch cruft.

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    32. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Should people stop using "awful" to mean "bad", and instead revert to using it to mean "inspiring awe"?


      It still does mean "inspiring awe". There's a colloquial meaning that introduces the concept of badness but even then the word should only ever be used if the article in question has "inspired awe".
    33. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      now that was amusing. if i may make a mockery of the situation and butcher english even further ..... You Go Girl !!!

      (PS i will never use that phrase again.)

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    34. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by Bluesman · · Score: 1

      Your correctly. Population mis-un-utilize of wordage continue to happen so therefore languageisms evolve.

      Maybe U can hardly unstand what my sentence situation becomes, but u can't say I verbiage improper, why popular mis-utilization hasta start somewhere, absolutely.

      My verbiage is brilliancy. Yours conforms to old sensibilitisms. Free yourself and lead generation X out from horrifical bondage of dictionaryism and into new ignorancy becoming popularity.

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    35. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by JeffTL · · Score: 1

      If you are correct in that Ebonics constitutes a language (I always thought it was a differing pronounciation system...ebony phonics), it is inferior to English for use in the United States in the same way Swedish is. If it's a language, it's nonstandard in the US, and sows only the seeds of confusion therein.

    36. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1


      "Hacker" is not a technical term like "CPU" or "hard drive" or "modem". Its definition IS dependent on the way people use it.

      The same guidelines for meaning cannot be applied to all words regardless of their context. Ask any linguistician.

    37. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by tc · · Score: 1
      I think you're missing the point. The mechanism by which the common meaning of a word changes is not relevant. What is relevant is that once a word attains a de facto new meaning, then like it or not, that's what sticks. That's how language works.

      Language is about communication. To the average man on the street, "hacker" is synonymous with "computer criminal". And when the average man on the street says "hacker" to you, you probably think he means "computer criminal" even as you're itching to correct him. If you can communicate effectively with most people by using "hacker" to mean "computer criminal", then doesn't that mean that "hacker" really does mean "computer criminal" as the de facto new standard?

      The fact that this change is based on a misconception rather than on an "evolution" (however you make that dubious distinction), is not relevant. You might not like it, but that's just the way it is.

    38. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      To the average man on the street, "hacker" is synonymous with "computer criminal". And when the average man on the street says "hacker" to you, you probably think he means "computer criminal" even as you're itching to correct him.

      your assuming i wont ask him what he means by the word "hacker" and then correct him. I have no issue with making sure people have the oppurtunity to be more well informed. if they choose to disregard that information so be it, thats their choice. i choose to use the word the way it was meant to be used.

      and i hate to break the news to you but just because australians and brits use the word "chips" in a different meaning doesnt mean that burger king is going to ask if you want chips with your whopper. thats not how this works, despite what the monoculture blind media wants.

      mainstream american culture doesnt control everything despite how much some people would like it to, as such i will continue using the word as it was meant to be used. and correcting all those whom use it incorrectly. much to the ire of some.

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    39. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by tc · · Score: 1
      and i hate to break the news to you but just because australians and brits use the word "chips" in a different meaning doesnt mean that burger king is going to ask if you want chips with your whopper. thats not how this works, despite what the monoculture blind media wants.

      Doesn't this validate my point? Even Brits (of which I happen to be one) understand what is meant by the term 'fries', even if we would prefer the term 'chips'. We're probably fighting a globally losing battle on that one, at least in the context of fast food. As a Brit living in America, I think I have a pretty good perspective on this issue.

      More to the point, the fact that there are regional dialect differences reinforces my point that there are not 'correct' and 'incorrect' meanings for words, but merely 'accepted' meanings for words. And what is accepted is determined by the population you find yourself in, not by the distant etymology of the word in question. The average American (or Brit) tends to synonymise 'hacker' with 'computer criminal', thus that is what the word means for general communication purposes.

      mainstream american culture doesnt control everything despite how much some people would like it to, as such i will continue using the word as it was meant to be used. and correcting all those whom use it incorrectly. much to the ire of some.

      This isn't an Americans versus Rest-of-World thing, although you do appear to have a chip (or is it a fry?) on your shoulder about it. The British media also, I would note, tends to synonimise 'hacker' with 'computer criminal'. You go right ahead 'correcting' people in their usage, but realise that what you are doing is giving them a history, not an English, lesson.

    40. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      that all depends on how you think the english language should be used. but like i said i never professed to be an english expert.

      i deal with brits, aussies, africans, japanese on a daily basis as part of my job. they dont change their dialect to satisfy me anymore than i change my dialect to satisfy them. and i wouldnt want them to, that would be destroying their culture which is bad.

      just like i wont stop using the word hacker in its original context. that would be destroying the hacker culture. and i refuse to do that, no matter what the lemmings on CNN say.

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    41. Re:The usual linguistic confusion is present... by tc · · Score: 1

      Nobody is saying that you have to stop using 'hacker' in it's original meaning (i.e. one who fells objects using a crude chopping motion, oh, wait...). It's that the level of indignation displayed when others use it 'incorrectly' is not justified.

  20. That's odd. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    When will the feds learn that raising penalties isn't going to deter this type of crime? The piece ends with a quote from uberhacker Kevin Mitnick saying just that.

    That's funny. It deterred Kevin Mitnick for quite awhile---particularly when he was behind bars, and when he was prohibited from using a computer.

    1. Re:That's odd. by GeneralEmergency · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Deterance is supposed to happen before you're arrested.

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    2. Re:That's odd. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "To deter" does indeed mean to "discourage", but it also means "to prevent from happening."

      Therefore, jailing someone who would certainly have continued the same behavior otherwise is most certainly deterrence. So in that sense, the longer they're in jail the better.

    3. Re:That's odd. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *sigh*
      "deter - v. - To prevent or discourage the occurrence of an action, by means of fear or doubt"

      so yes, it does mean 'to prevent from happening' but NOT if it's by force (putting someone behind bars is by force) so no, jailing someone is most defenatly not deterrence.

      You stoopid twatwaffle.

    4. Re:That's odd. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey you stoopid twatwaffle: try reading more than one dictionary.

  21. No amount of... by barenaked · · Score: 1

    threatening/ warnings will put a halt to the overweight 30 year olds (or the growing number of uber 31337 13 year olds) of the world who want to take their anger out on something. Just like addicts if they need something bad enough they will get/do it. Kazaa users still continue to download songs, people just seem to think they are anonymous when they do things on the web. Go Figure.. ::unchecks post anonymously::

  22. It's not just a deterrent by Thatmushroom · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's about actually punishing the crime. This might filter out a few people who would've committed a crime, but that's only a secondary function of the law. Given the greater damage incurred by attacks (worms and viruses being a key component of that), it seems fit to more severely punish those who take a part in this increased damage.

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  23. This is wrong by Yoshitoshi_ABe · · Score: 0

    This is wrong, why are we going to focus so much on computer crime when we have violent criminals killing and raping people, and priests, corporate criminals, etc who all deserve more time. We dont have enough space in the prison and the FBI does not have enough time to go after every script kiddie. This is almost as stupid as this article which links kiddie porn to P2P http://zeropaid.com/news/articles/auto/10022003d.p hp

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  24. Wonderful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like the government is giving up on the computer security war just like they gave up on the drug war. Of course, "giving up" doesn't ever mean repealing laws.

  25. Spammers by Erick+the+Red · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Spammers already do all kinds of computer crimes (hijacking computers, etc.), and get no punishment, even after being reported. Sorry, but %100 more of zero is still zero.

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  26. Just as well by xintegerx · · Score: 1

    Maybe slashdotters will choose to delete their leaked half-life code before they get terminated ;x (see the link)

    1. Re:Just as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude what is up with your sig link? AFAICS that doesn't follow IPv4 standard but it redirects to Slashdot.

  27. At what point does hacking become terrorism? by z3ngine · · Score: 1
    Jail time also will double for hackers who break into government and military computers or networks tied to the power grid or telecommunications network.
    Surely if you're a prosecutor looking at a case where hacking of this nature is being argued you're going to start pressing for terrorist links. It would then be a pushover to get the defendant to plead for the double-time hacking charge with a chance of release rather than face life in Guantanamo.
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  28. Uhhhhh.... by mcrbids · · Score: 3, Flamebait

    When will the feds learn that raising penalties isn't going to deter this type of crime?

    It won't deter this type of crime? I can assure you, I've seen plenty of situations where I've been tempted to play the line a bit, but when I think about my lovely wife, and 5 children, and the risk of penalties, I change my mind quickly.

    Perhaps we should realize that deterring a crime is not the same as eliminating it?

    A $200 fine for speeding will deter speeding - but it won't eliminate it.

    [ Dictionary.com ]

    v. deterred, deterring, deters v. tr.

    To prevent or discourage from acting, as by means of fear or doubt: "Does negotiated disarmament deter war?" (Edward Teller). See Synonyms at dissuade.

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    1. Re:Uhhhhh.... by kfg · · Score: 1

      "Does negotiated disarmament deter war?" (Edward Teller).

      No, but it may well reduce the incidence of war, as well as reduce the negative effects of those wars that manage to occur.

      KFG

    2. Re:Uhhhhh.... by lseltzer · · Score: 1

      The prospect of any meaningful punishment will deter basically honest people (like I'll assume you are), but at the extremes I don't think differences in sentences have anything to do with deterrence. Nobody commits murder because they'll only get life in prison, as opposed to the death penalty.

      But deterrance isn't the only reason for sentencing. Some people just deserve to rot in jail. And perhaps a stiffer sentence will deter their next crime. That I can believe.

    3. Re:Uhhhhh.... by startled · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There are several factors in deterrence. Two are perceived sentence, and perceived chance of getting caught.

      After a point, perceived sentence stops having a significant deterrent effect. Death penalty generally has no statistically measurable effect beyond a life sentence. Similarly for, say, 10 years vs. 5 years. 5 years vs. $200 fine, I haven't seen studies, but I would imagine that yes-- if the penalty for speeding were 5 years, a lot fewer people would speed.

      Perceived chance of getting caught can also make a huge swing. If you've hit the point where increasing the sentence really doesn't do much-- and it doesn't take long to hit that point-- this can be much more effective. If you know there's a 100% chance of getting caught, obviously you won't commit a crime with a significant penalty. If you know most people get caught, you'll look into other types of crime.

      Given that penalties for most serious computer offenses are already extremely high, perhaps they should focus on catching and prosecuting people for reasonable sentences, rather than hitting the occasional jackpot and throwing the guy in jail for life.

      Shit, if we kept on that trend, we might one day actually consider rehabilitation. Imagine, a prison doesn't guarantee a high recidivism rate!

    4. Re:Uhhhhh.... by UpLateDrinkingCoffee · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How much are we willing to befoul the constitution to deter crime? Jail time for a speeding ticket would deter speeding even more, but does the penalty fit the damage done? Do we really want a society where everyone falls in line based on fear? Like it or not, the constitution gives us the right to a reasonable punishment for a crime. Jail time is being thrown around far too casually by legislators these days. A suspension of our most basic right, freedom, is something to take very seriously.

    5. Re:Uhhhhh.... by rck · · Score: 1


      Isn't it part this sort of crime's attraction that it "proves" that you are smarter than everyone else?

      Assuming so, if a someone believes that they're already smarter than their prey/the feds,
      why would they worry about the consequences?

      ...robert

    6. Re:Uhhhhh.... by f00duvoodu · · Score: 1

      actually to keep crimes from happening you have to prevent the opportunity. If they really wanted people to stop commiting crimes on computers then they need to start at the buisnesses by having the businesses create a secure network. If the network is secure the average criminal will ignore it and find an easier target. usually anyone with enough skill to break into a secure network realizes that the person administering that network is no fool and the criminal will avoid that network like the plague. they shouldnt make stiffer laws against the criminals they should make laws that require buisnesses to actually make things secure and the same goes for software. If there is a crime im not saying that the criminal should go unpunished they should be punished but also the business that the exploit was done on or the crappy software should be at fault(which opensource like gpl,bsd,mit licenses oddly enough would not be since its your own fault for not securing it better the source is there)
      but this my 2cents
      i also didnt word this quite how i wanted to(in a rush) but i hope you get what im saying

    7. Re:Uhhhhh.... by FeloniousPunk · · Score: 1

      But deterrance isn't the only reason for sentencing. Some people just deserve to rot in jail. And perhaps a stiffer sentence will deter their next crime. That I can believe.
      That is exactly right. Punishment is not primarily to deter other, potential criminals - that's a secondary purpose. Punishment is the retribution society takes against someone who has wronged others or society as a whole.

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    8. Re:Uhhhhh.... by FeloniousPunk · · Score: 1

      What the hell are you babbling about? "Befoul the constitution?" Did you actually RTFA?
      Hackers whose exploits result in injury or death -- if they disable emergency response networks or destroy electronic medical records, for example -- face 20 years to life in prison.
      Do you think 20 years for some hacker who fucks with the 911 system is unreasonable? I think you're the one who is not taking things very seriously. Give us some meaningful justification for your hysteria, like exactly how the punishments discussed in the article are too much for the crimes they are intended to redress, or knock it off.

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      I know this because Tyler knows this.
    9. Re:Uhhhhh.... by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

      A couple of hundred years ago in England minor crimes were punishable with death by hanging or transportation to Australia ... the latter being considered the worse penalty ... dumb poms. The minor crimes included: stealing a loaf of bread, stealing a handkerchief, or in the case of one of my relatives, who won the free one way holiday, stealing a watch. There was a common phrase in England at the time "better to be hung for a sheep than a lamb" ... which means if the penalties are really harsh then since you're going to go to prison anyway then don't fuck about make it a big crime. I would imagine that the virus writers will now graduate from piddly annoying shit to pc armageddon because if they risk going to jail for maybe life then they might as well take a few people with them. Bit scary since we are all on the receiving end of the viruses one way or another.

      --
      Bitter and proud of it.
    10. Re:Uhhhhh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then, when you are trying to create a police state fear is the order of the day... not the pervention of the crime, but the control of the people thru it.

    11. Re:Uhhhhh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll tell you how we start doing it. Make using a DHCP server, and software that allows changing IP and MAC addresses illegal. Everyone that want's to connect to the internet is assigned a permanent IP address. One that doesn't ever change when they disconnect, unplug that cable modem or move. It could be a USB device they have to plug into any computer in the world to access the Internet. The device automatically identifies the person using that computer and after reconfiguring the computer allows access.
      With the assigned IP address we can trace it to the individual and with the MAC we can trace it to the computer they used.

    12. Re:Uhhhhh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do we have speeding tickets.
      Surely not to hurt people.
      They are so the State, and local gov. can afford to update the infrastructure.
      Better road, faster speed, more money.
      I learned this on my first and only ticket in my 26 yrs of driving.
      Quote of PA State Trooper, "You just bought one of our potholes."
      I once exited an offramp in Pittsburg and a pothole I hit bent the rim of the drivers side front tire up and over. The gas station at the end of that off ramp made a lot of money fixing tires and were experts at reforming bent rims.
      Bottom line it's better to get caught speeding than hit a PA State pothole at high speeds.
      It wouldn't be a good idea to lock up speeders and the state knows that. It provides much needed State and local revenue. Keep on speeding.

    13. Re:Uhhhhh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is dumb. This is the equivalent of saying to women, if you want to avoid rape, wear jeans since they are much harder to take off. In effect your creating laws that punish the victim.

  29. Re:HAY UR GAY SHUT UP by JessLeah · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What in the name of Fuck are ridiculous trolls like you doing on a technical site anyhow? Go back to your NFL game, cretin.

  30. You lost this fight years ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Langauge is what the majority makes it. The fact that you yourself speak year 2003 English and not Olde English is proof enough. Hacker now means "computer criminal", much like "romantic" now refers to something laden with matters of the heart, instead of "strange". Get over it.

    1. Re:You lost this fight years ago. by JessLeah · · Score: 1

      So I suppose "CPU", "hard drive", "processor" and "modem" are all now synonyms for "computer", eh? After all, MANY MANY MANY people use them to mean just that.

    2. Re:You lost this fight years ago. by Karamchand · · Score: 1

      Very good point. Please mod it up, it is very important, even if you do not like it - it's just true. The etymology of a word only describes where it comes from, not what it means.

    3. Re:You lost this fight years ago. by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 1
      " Langauge is what the majority makes it."

      Not quite so simple. When the majority of those for whom the word can apply start using one way, then the language changes. But when the group for whom the word can apply continues to use it the original way, and only clueless outsiders continually misuse the word, the language does not change.

      In other words, ignorance doesn't lead to language change, deliberatly using a word in a new way leads to language change. So if computer people start using "hacker" to mean criminal, the meaning can change. Until then, it's just ignorance no matter how large the ignorant group gets.

    4. Re:You lost this fight years ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It must be nice living in that little bubble where "computer people" form the authoritative upper elitist caste of all aspects of society.

    5. Re:You lost this fight years ago. by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 1
      " It must be nice living in that little bubble where "computer people" form the authoritative upper elitist caste of all aspects of society."

      I don't live there and I implied nothing of the kind. The word "hacker" applies to "computer people," and thus you need to speak of them when defining the term. The upper elitist caste business came from your brain, not mine.

    6. Re:You lost this fight years ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if I everyone calls drug addicts "junkies," but casual drug users insist that it's their happy-nice-word to describe themselves affectionately, I'm wrong?

      Please.

    7. Re:You lost this fight years ago. by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 1
      " So if I everyone calls drug addicts "junkies," but casual drug users insist that it's their happy-nice-word to describe themselves affectionately, I'm wrong?"

      Hmm...not quite sure what you mean by that as the analogy doesn't quite fit. The word "hacker" has a noble meaning that was used for only one thing once upon a time. Then the media started to catch on to computers, began to use "hacker" to describe something else entirely, and thus we have today's confusion. It's apples and oranges. Your example is different, for you seem to be saying that "junkies" refers to the same thing except that casual drug users admit it cheerfully rather than perjoratively.

    8. Re:You lost this fight years ago. by garett_spencley · · Score: 1

      "Computer people" do use the word "hacker" to refer to a computer criminal. The only people that I have ever met who use "cracker" instead of "hacker" are the 1337 linux user zealot types who want to refer to themselves as hackers and not be considered criminals.

      I've worked in IT for the past 5 years and I very rarely come across a linux coder or sysadmin who doesn't use "hacker" to refer to a computer criminal. The fact is, that the majority of people do use hacker... even those who would be considered "hackers" in the so-called 'correct' sense of the word.

      I used to be the type who would constantly pitch linux to windows users and call myself a hacker... until I grew up and realized that I just don't have the energy to give a damn about something so trivial as a word. Majority rules. Hacker has been taken. Pick a different word if you're so bent up on labeling yourself.

      - Garett

    9. Re:You lost this fight years ago. by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 1
      Sorry that's been your experience. Mine has been the opposite. The IT folk I work with only use "hacker" for its original meaning. I certainly believe you, but it hasn't been my experience, and that is why I took the stand I did. In my experience, only those ignorant of computers use "hacker" incorrectly.

      If even the IT folk are beginning to give in, you would be right, the battle will have been lost in favor of ignorance and it will be time to move on.

    10. Re:You lost this fight years ago. by d3faultus3r · · Score: 1

      If you're going to make a point about the English language you should at least spell things right. heh...langauge. Yes, I'd like to order a langauge, can it monitor gigabit ethernet and wifi LANs too?

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    11. Re:You lost this fight years ago. by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      The problem is, the rate at which it happens has accellerated, to the point where you can no longer look at something written 10 years ago and assume you know what it means (if it's using technical terms that have been mangled by layman usage.) It used to take centuries for langauge to become incomprehensable.

      And this isn't a case of a meaning slowly changing over time because the speakers of the language decided to use it differently. It's a case of the meaning changing becasue a large group hijacked the meaning from the group that coined the term, and believed falsely that they were using the term the same way.

      I can handle naturally evolving language. This isn't it. This is language evolution through deception of the masses who didn't know what the word used to mean.

      --

      Don't label something "offtopic" unless you know the topic well enough to tell what's on topic.

    12. Re:You lost this fight years ago. by gfody · · Score: 1

      I think with "hacker" it is the first time in history that in less than 5 years a word has gone from being something good to something bad (on relatively opposites sides of the scale).

      I blame this on ignorance in the media. Anybody saying get over it probably has never earned the title only to see its meaning do a 180 on you.

      Over a few generations yea sure being gay used to mean you were happy. But the rate at which being a hacker went to shit has got to be a record breaker

      --

      bite my glorious golden ass.
    13. Re:You lost this fight years ago. by dswensen · · Score: 1

      Yeah, many people, just not the mainstream media. But the mainstream media uses the term "hackers" all the time. And that's the difference.

      TV is the retina of the mind's eye and all that.

    14. Re:You lost this fight years ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy fuck! You magnificent bastard! You found a typo! HIS ENTIRE ARGUMENT LIES IN RUINS!

      Hoisted on his own petard, he is skewered on your rapier wit! Truly, he will never try making a point again, after your deft and spot-on deconstruction of his argument using no more than a common spelling error! I mean, Jesus Christ!!! Wow! Fuck! Step aside, great orators of this century or any other!

      Truly you are the master debater. Well, mastur-bator anyway.

    15. Re:You lost this fight years ago. by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      The problem is that using the term hacker in a positive way was NEVER mainstream -- it was always a term that existed almost solely in computer geek argot.

    16. Re:You lost this fight years ago. by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      This is totally different...

      The problem is that using the term hacker in a positive way was NEVER mainstream -- it was always a term that existed almost solely in computer geek argot. If words that everyone knew and used were changing every couple of years that could be a problem..but that's not the case.

    17. Re:You lost this fight years ago. by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      That's very illogical. Argot languages are just that--languages used by a subculture or some defined group of people. Hacker has gone from subculture to mainstream. The computer geek subculture doesn't get to keep control of it. Come on man, information wants to be free! ;)

    18. Re:You lost this fight years ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That bubble is known as 'Slashdot'.

    19. Re:You lost this fight years ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then, do you acknowledge that a computer case is a CPU?

    20. Re:You lost this fight years ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent inciteful!

    21. Re:You lost this fight years ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "When the majority of those for whom the word can apply start using one way, then the language changes. But when the group for whom the word can apply continues to use it the original way, and only clueless outsiders continually misuse the word, the language does not change."

      Not quite. The original meaning becomes archaic, if you will, and the mode of it changes to one of academics. That is, specialists and 'smart people' will use it as it always has been used, while the masses (who do dictate what language is) will use it in its new meaning.

      In short, 'Hacker means programmer!' nuts are simply the equivalent of anal English teachers, and nothing more. Meanwhile, do you hear that? It's the linguists. They're laughing heartily.

    22. Re:You lost this fight years ago. by guru_Stew · · Score: 1

      True, and just because americans can't spell, doesnt make it american english, english is english - hacker are crackers :)

    23. Re:You lost this fight years ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fight is not over until the entire world agrees upon the illiterate usage. Until then there will be the literate few and the illiterate many. Which do you choose to be counted among?

    24. Re:You lost this fight years ago. by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      then i would question what kind of IT people you have been hanging around. could these be the same IT people who were making 85k/year during the .com boom for knowing html ? i would think so since even some of the most commercial hackers still use the word with reverance.

      i dont care what self indulgent metro-sexual wanna-be half assed geeks consider the word to mean, and i dont care what the media thinks it means. but it pisses me off when some self annioted geek/hacker/coder whatever says they know what it means and then goes against 50 years of usage because of what the idiot box told them.

      --
      "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
    25. Re:You lost this fight years ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every computer-word exists only among computer-geeks. Although neither a positive nor negative word, what does "harddrive" or "modem" mean outside the world of computers?

    26. Re:You lost this fight years ago. by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      Harddrive and Modem are both technical terms that are the official name of an object. If you'll look up the definition of argot you'll fully understand why you missed my point.

    27. Re:You lost this fight years ago. by garett_spencley · · Score: 1

      No. These are people who spent 3-4 years in CS programs in University learning to code (and by that I don't mean html, I mean c/c++, assembly, java etc.) and are making $40-$50k per year now in real software development and who don't give a fuck what a word was used for for the last 50 years.

      Because seriously... do you also get pissed when people refer to homosexuals as "gay" because the last 50 years has used a different meaning for that word?

      Grow up. The real of the world doesn't have time to care about a single fucking word regardless of what people before them used it for.

      - Garett

    28. Re:You lost this fight years ago. by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      your right. the real world doesnt have time to care about what a word means. which is why there are organizations like the NAACP, GLADD etc that fight bicker and protest over word meanings. and ass-wipe degenerate fucksticks like you who think your superior because you know code, nah your too busy to worry about the meaning of the word.

      funny you found time to write that post being that your so busy. halfwit.

      --
      "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
  31. Kevin, Uber Hacker??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whatever

    1. Re:Kevin, Uber Hacker??! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought Mitnick wasn't supposed to have anything to do with computers for seven lifetimes. Send him back to prison!

  32. computer crimes by stroustrup · · Score: 0

    Yes, people stare at their computers all day and do all sorts of weird things to them. There should be some strict laws to protect the computers from such criminals.

    --


    If you lost your job today, don't despair. You may die tomorrow anyway.
  33. Poor Little Hacker.... by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
    The problem is that hackers don't make enough money. If hackers were regularly making 'donations' of a few (dozen) thousands of dollars to the campaigns of various politicians (or alternatively, causing the contents of those accounts to mysteriously evaporate), Capitol Hill would be a lot nicer to the hacker community.

    I mean just look at the lot of lying, and cheating stock brokers and corporate executives... If they were as poor as the average hacker, they'd be in a pound-your-ass prison faster than you could say 'enron'.

    --
    Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
  34. Fixing security holes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The new guidelines let victims tally financial loss based on the costs of restoring data, fixing security holes, conducting damage assessments and lost revenue."

    Financial loss to fix security holes? That seems...wrong.

  35. the Bastard Customer From Hell by SHEENmaster · · Score: 1

    (who lives in Jefferson City, TN) calls it "emodium"

    Just as with misuse of the term hacker, we eventually learn to deal with such ignorance.

    (My emodium has more cross compilers than your emodium, so there!)

    --
    You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.
    1. Re:the Bastard Customer From Hell by JessLeah · · Score: 1

      They call their computer "emodium"? Or their modem?

    2. Re:the Bastard Customer From Hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They call their computer a laxative?

      Well, if the shoe fits I guess.

  36. Legalize crime. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " This may sound flippant, but they'll realize that increased penalties don't act as a deterrent around about the same time that that realize that fact for every other type of crime."

    So does that mean that crimes shouldn't have a penalty? If the original penalty doesn't do it, and increasing it doesn't. Then I suggest we make all crime legal. No more expensive prisons. No more clogged courts. No more sociopolitical intellectual debates over the legality of this or that, and what kind, and amount of punishment. Who knows, crimminals might even see the light, and spare us all.

  37. Re:HAY UR GAY SHUT UP by smart.id · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Wow. That was the most stereotypical comment I've ever heard. You don't have to be stupid to like the NFL. In addition, your comment had more quotation marks per character in it than I've ever seen before. I think you should look over the usage rules for them.

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  38. I wish the h^Hcrackers well. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Personally, I'd prefer that small scale computer cracking, viruses, worms, and other security challenges continue to be a problem. It's unforunately the only method we have to ensure we are vigilant against the far greater problem. There are REAL TERRORISTS out there who would love to destory the infrastructure of the US and other first-world nations. But for the script kiddies making computer security a problem for everyone, these issues would largely get brushed under the rug by software companies wishing to save face.

    The logical solution to this problem is not to try and weed out those who are malicious--this will fail the moment we fail to catch even ONE cracker. The only solution is to continue to improve security.

    I am actually quite surprised, given the apparently inadequate security present in most government and commercial institutions, that we have not yet seen a major terrorist attack on our information infrastructure to date.

    1. Re:I wish the h^Hcrackers well. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am actually quite surprised, given the apparently inadequate security present in most government and commercial institutions, that we have not yet seen a major terrorist attack on our information infrastructure to date.

      Let me assure you that just because you haven't read about it in the papers doesn't mean it hasn't happened.

    2. Re:I wish the h^Hcrackers well. by JeffTL · · Score: 1

      Many worms actually fall under the definition of terrorism. "Perpetration of death and/or destruction for sociopolitical purposes," anyone? Blaster may not have killed anyone (that we know about, at least), but it sure was destructive.

  39. Note to Justice Department... by GeneralEmergency · · Score: 2, Interesting



    Hey boys...Just keep pumping out more of these "Hackers are Witches" kinda dumbass penalties and you're going to start to find that good computer help won't help your asses anymore.

    Get it?

    --
    "A microprocessor... is a terrible thing to waste." --
    GeneralEmergency
    1. Re:Note to Justice Department... by JayBlalock · · Score: 1
      Or that good computer help doesn't exist any more. Your 'witch' allusion isn't far off - hackers are quickly becoming the bogeymen of the new age. (I worked ISP tech support. Anything went wrong with a luser's computer, it was a "hacker". I don't know how many times I had to recite the "you're not being hacked because you aren't important enough" speech...)

      How long, I wonder, before people start filing intentionally malicious hacking complaints because they get so hard to fight against.

      --
      Bush: He's Liberal in all the wrong ways.
  40. Life? by heli0 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I guess the guy(s) responsible for this are going to get a life sentence: Yes, the source code that has been posted is the HL-2 source code....

    Here is what we know:

    1) Starting around 9/11 of this year, someone other than me was accessing my email account. This has been determined by looking at traffic on our email server versus my travel schedule.

    2) Shortly afterwards my machine started acting weird (right-clicking on executables would crash explorer). I was unable to find a virus or trojan on my machine, I reformatted my hard drive, and reinstalled.

    3) For the next week, there appears to have been suspicious activity on my webmail account.

    4) Around 9/19 someone made a copy of the HL-2 source tree.

    5) At some point, keystroke recorders got installed on several machines at Valve. Our speculation is that these were done via a buffer overflow in Outlook's preview pane. This recorder is apparently a customized version of RemoteAnywhere created to infect Valve (at least it hasn't been seen anywhere else, and isn't detected by normal virus scanning tools).

    6) Periodically for the last year we've been the subject of a variety of denial of service attacks targetted at our webservers and at Steam. We don't know if these are related or independent.

    Well, this sucks.

    What I'd appreciate is the assistance of the community in tracking this down. I have a special email address for people to send information to, helpvalve@valvesoftware.com. If you have information about the denial of service attacks or the infiltration of our network, please send the details. There are some pretty obvious places to start with the posts and records in IRC, so if you can point us in the right direction, that would be great.

    We at Valve have always thought of ourselves as being part of a community, and I can't imagine a better group of people to help us take care of these problems than this community.

    Gabe Newell


    --
    Whenever the offence inspires less horror than the punishment, the rigour of penal law is obliged to give way...
    1. Re:Life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Help is all around us, but some folks just won't accept it.

      We can't legislate our way to secure computing, but we can make choices that are actually effective in keeping our data safe.

      Look. Out. Out. Look. Lookout. Outlook.

      Either HL2 wasn't mission critical, or the developers were incompetent when it came to choosing their infrastructure.

      Anyway, it's doubtful that the average cracker is going to do a mental calculation and decide that being anally raped 188 times is acceptable but 230 times is simply out of the question.

    2. Re:Life? by freakmn · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or at least a half-Life sentence...

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      warning: This post is likely to contain gobs of dripping sarcasm. Consume at your own risk.
    3. Re:Life? by pongo000 · · Score: 1
      Or a nasty death, if Gabe gets to them first:

      Important: Just to be clear, it's ok to talk about the leak and the possible implications, however we'll nuke you and your family if you even make the most slight clever hint of where to download it or even screenshots of it.

  41. USA, no way. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being an Australian technologist, the least attractive place for me to work is the USA. The DMCA and all this publicity surronding court cases and penalties are scaring me. If I wanted my company to global I too would avoid the USA, otherwise I might be up against a cashed up lawyer who had claimed a patent on exchanging goods for money.

    Tech dudes in the USA! Pull the rip-chord while you still have half a chance of keeping your livelihood. (Although bailing would be hard now that I am hearing some company's have the policy of not hiring Americans)

    1. Re:USA, no way. by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      IT's ok to have a policy against hiring Americans. It's not ok to have a policy against hiring anybody else.

      Peeps can talk all they like about Americans, but we lead the world in technology, money, and military strength. Screw em all.

  42. This will keep *me* from computer crime. by Snarfangel · · Score: 1

    Well, that and "Hello, World!" is the height of my programming prowess.

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    This tagline is copyrighted material. Please send $10 for an affordable replacement.
    1. Re:This will keep *me* from computer crime. by Second+Vampyre · · Score: 1

      FYI, the next major accomplishment is a bouncing ball (the letter 'o' is acceptable too).

    2. Re:This will keep *me* from computer crime. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hello world??? pfft. check this out

      10 PRINT "I RULE"
      20 GOTO 10

  43. raising penalties != lowering crime by teslatug · · Score: 1

    Who cares if raising penalties doesn't result in lowering crime? It can't hurt and it looks like they're doing something in the public's eye. It's not like it takes as much effort as studying the problem and coming up with the best solution. Seriously though, do they think someone is sitting at their computer contemplating whether a couple of months of jail time is worth doing for the crime, or if two years might be too much. They don't think that they will get caught, or they are too addicted to (the trill, "glory", etc.)do anything about it.

  44. Re:HAY UR GAY SHUT UP by JessLeah · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Oh well. Your mileage may vary; I'll stand by my stereotypes. In addition, please consult your English book; I believe I am in the right. And if not, okay, I made a mistake... why, then, are you grilling ME over the coals rather than the Neanderthals who can't tell the difference between "it's" and "its", or between "your", "you're" and (shudder) "ur"? Maybe because I dared to say something you disagree with?

  45. like decreasing jail time's going to deter it??? by ctk76 · · Score: 1

    you must be a cracker..

  46. What do you want them to do? by Meor · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is why I don't like a lot of Slashdot readers. What options are you giving politicians in order to deter computer crimes? You guys say higher penalties don't deter crime; while that may be true, Slashdot has to be one of the biggest proponents of anonymous computing around. So if you don't want criminals to be named and you don't want them to be sentenced, what do you want to have happen to them? Is computer crime not really a crime?

    1. Re:What do you want them to do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll remain anonymous (for now, since I don't want to be called a Karma Whore), but there are other options rather than increasing penalties.

      Tom Clancy has written a "NetForce" series, where an organization was formed for the sole purpose to combat computer crime. While appling the concept to the real world would not prevent computer crime, it would greatly increase the response rate at which crimes get detected and acted upon.

      Higher sentences won't work - better enforcement will (but not perfectly).

    2. Re:What do you want them to do? by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Myself, as a slashdot reader and a system administrator, this is what I would like to see happen:

      Wide proliferation of more secure systems, and managers that actually listen to the engineers.

      However, since I'm sure we'll see flying cars before these two things even come into the same time zone as reality, I'll just hope that the threat of more time in a "pound-me-in-the-ass" federal penitentiary will do the trick.

      --
      Slashdot still doesnâ(TM)t support Unicode after it was added to the HTML standard in 1997.
  47. I doubt the intent is to deter hacking... by GojiraDeMonstah · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...or "rehabilitate" anybody. The intent is to control a kind of power that is greatly feared.

    Here's an analogy, which I'm sure has flaws but here goes anyway.

    This is like burning witches at the stake. Witches were thought to have control over nature and man via black magic, special knowledge of the occult, etc. We've all heard the saying that advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic to those who don't understand it.

    When I hear things like the giant brou-hahas made over websites using "cookies" (gasp!), I realize how mysterious computers must seem to ordinary non-tech people. When bad things (virii, DDOS attacks) start happening to computers and web sites, it must be especially scary to these folks because they didn't really understand what was going on in the first place, and now it's all gone to crap for no easily explainable reason.

    All of this fear and ignorance eventually bubbles over into rage, and an urge to lash out towards those perceived to be responsible.

    Yes, I realize that a cracker is not a perfect analogy to a witch because the cracker is actually performing malicious actions. But there seem to be many examples of white-hats getting snagged in this over-zealous dragnet (the Adrian Lamo case for instance).

    The extent to which The Gubment has started prosecuting these crimes smacks of fear and ignorance, just like the Red Scare, and the original witch hunts. The idea that Kevin Mitnick could actually call in a nuke strike from a payphone... idiots!

    --
    "Stop throwing the Constitution in my face, it's just a goddamned piece of paper!" - George W. Bush Nov. 2005
    1. Re:I doubt the intent is to deter hacking... by JayBlalock · · Score: 1
      I wonder if\when people will start pointing fingers at random innocent parties? I worked ISP tech support, every day I'd get at least one call from a luser who was CONVINCED they were being "hacked" just because their system was running low on v-mem or something. And half of them, no matter how strenuously I tried to explain the situation to them, would except no answer except "it's a hacker" as an explanation. (even my patented "you aren't being hacked because you aren't important enough" speech sometimes failed)

      And I just wonder... what happens when one of those yahoos gets convinced they're hacked... and then looks out the window and sees a neighbor working on a laptop in his yard?

      I'm not saying it WILL, but if the gubment keeps overreacting to computer crime as it is, just tacking on larger and larger penalties without addressing any of the OTHER contributory problems, it could easily turn into another witchhunt situation where the ignorant and unimformed are stringing up the few knowledgable out of fear...

      --
      Bush: He's Liberal in all the wrong ways.
  48. You fucking body builder. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your wife told me about you, big sholders, big muscles, no dick, it's like putting an inchworm through a tunnel that's what she told me, 220lbs of dynamite with a quater inch fucking fuse. Look at him wearing this one earing, what does that mean I'm just half a fag. Look how pretty I look from this side of my face, I'm so tough wearing mommies stuff, ah FUCK with ME.

  49. Rereading by Faust7 · · Score: 3, Funny

    More Jail Time For Computer Crime Starting Next Month

    Anyone else read that as someone getting jailed for a computer crime that will happen in the future?

    1. Re:Rereading by swankypimp · · Score: 1

      Where is my minority report!?!

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      --All your stolen base are belong to Rickey Henderson
  50. what if i rm -rf /* your box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am an adult. I know the consequences of my actions. Lets say out of spite I own your boxes on your lan. This is your real business that makes income for your family. And i just destroy it all.

    How would you feel when i end up with 6 weekends in jail and 4 years probation when i just destroyed 3-10 years of your life. Judges will probably use this as leverage against real assholes who hurt others. This is not a mandatory sentence.

    It is there to hurt those who hurt others by hacking. Not a curious 14 yr old who looks at /etc/passwd through a cgi bug on washingtonpost.com :P

  51. hacking brick and mortar by Tin0men · · Score: 1

    Why are there so many more hackers in the real world then there is in cyberspace? Is it that hacking gates, windows, doors, and safes is easier? It certainly can't be that the risk is less. And there is no way you could use the defense of "I was just showing them that the building was venerable, serious."

    Oh, that's right, I steal and vandalize for the sake of better security in the future and for the challenge.

    1. Re:hacking brick and mortar by yourmom16 · · Score: 1

      Its because any idiot can break a window, but not quite all(but probably almost all) idiots can exploit Windows.

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  52. Damn! by TLouden · · Score: 1

    And I was planning on hacking the IRS before right before April rolled around. Now what am I going to do, pay my taxes?!

    Actually they already owe (not own, like many people think) me.

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    -Tim Louden
  53. PLZ SHUT UP NOW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    cause ur still a homo taco wants ur ass

  54. ugh. by tempest303 · · Score: 1

    Aren't the sentences for themes crimes overblown as it is? Why don't they just declare the death penalty for all "hacking" crimes and get it over with? This way we at least don't have to spend money on pushing the legislation through.

  55. tough on crime? look at California by puzzled · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Its politically beneficial for politicians to appear tough on crime. This move does get the political points but it leaves a long term mess for a prison system already over burdened by mandatory minimum sentences and it makes judges into clerks, rather than intelligent wielders of the law.

    Look at California; direct democracy there lets the voters feel good for one election and saddles the politicians(managers, lets remember) with situations that just can't be made to work - you *must* provide more services, but not raise taxes.

    Disaster ensues when you decouple responsbility and authority to discharge the duties. Judges are being hamstrung, reform has become impossible for nonviolent offenders in many areas, and it is only going to get worse.

    I'll tell a personal story about what a joke mandatory minimum sentences are.

    I have a friend who has a Bronze Star and a Purple Heart mounted in a little wooden box. He operates on one lung, shrapnel from the booby trap he set off while on patrol in the Mekong delta still comes to the surface in his back, but he kept his M60 lit up covering the LZ while the rest of the platoon retreated to the choppers.

    He was involved in agricultural research and he ran a computer shop. One of his computer shop customers laid hands on his ag business information, ordered methamphetamine precursors, and then implicated my war hero friend to cover himself when he got busted.

    Because of the manner in which the prosecutor handled the case the judge had to sentence this guy for something. He said he wanted to have him do forty hours of public service to remind him to keep his business records locked. He served six years in a federal camp.

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    1. Re:tough on crime? look at California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What was the docket#? Who was the judge? This sounds like BS to me.

      If you can provide that information I will post the court records.

    2. Re:tough on crime? look at California by puzzled · · Score: 1


      Dooley Horton, Federal Court would have been in Cedar Rapids, Iowa circa 1995. Post your contact info and I'll get the details to you.

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      I am very easy to get along with, but I don't have time to waste being nice to people who are being stupid. -Theo
  56. More Jail Time will Cause more crime. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being in Jail gets you free room and board, you can even veg out all day! People will rob, cheat, kill just to get this perk!

  57. looks like a smart trick by piotru · · Score: 1

    Harsh penalties might not decrease crime, but IF the crime rate falls for whatever reasons anyway, the people who introduced new law would advertise it as THEIR success.
    Win-win, because the public wouldn't care about damages made by ineffective, severe laws (think of costs/effects of war against drugs).
    IANAL

    1. Re:looks like a smart trick by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      However, the flipside of that coin is that if it doesn't work what will they do? Make more laws? Waste taxpayer money? Take away more freedoms and civil liberties like the RIAA is doing monitoring what I do through my ISP? They already mentioned the amount of porn being downloaded so you know they weren't only monitoring mp3's like they proposed the court order for in the first place.

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  58. Statistics.. by Genjurosan · · Score: 4, Informative

    I went out to the US Dept of Justice Statistics and Weaselmancer has a pretty good point.

    From: USOJP

    Mean sentence for murder = 248 months (20.6 years)

    Hackers whose exploits result in injury or death -- if they disable emergency response networks or destroy electronic medical records, for example -- face 20 years to life in prison.

    Now, I note it does say death, and if a person commits a computer crime that results in death, fine 20 years+ is ok with me; however, injury doesn't warrant the minimum 20 years IMHO.

    What worse is that the average for rape is only about 11 years.

    1. Re:Statistics.. by satanami69 · · Score: 1

      What worse is that the average for rape is only about 11 years.

      Alright, I'll take the Lakers in 2014.

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    2. Re:Statistics.. by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      He has to be convicted first you jackass.

      not to mention colorado has much worse sentencing for sex crimes than the average.

      and im a lakers fan ..... so i might be a little touchy on the subject.

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      "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
    3. Re:Statistics.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In california the maximum penalty for rape is only 9 years

  59. Come Down Off Your High Horses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    As a frequent Slashdot reader, I rolled my eyes as soon as I read this article, but the postings made me want to scream. Why shouldn't those who commit computer crimes be punished with severity? A lot of readers here have these amazing delusions of grandeur, seeing themselves as little robin hoods, hacking against the man. Please. Think of the millions of dollars in lost revenue and wasted time cause by computer viruses. If I owned a large company that suffered a virus attack from a 1337 haxor that found a vulnerability in my firewall, I would want him to be held accountable, same as if he drove a truck through my office and stole the money I lost. Computer crimes and just those, crimes. And like all crime it's about time legislation was passed to punish the scum that commit them.

    1. Re:Come Down Off Your High Horses by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      You wanna know why these peckerwoods on slashdot are the way they are? Because the majority fall into a few groups... college kids, minors, and crooks. They cannot comprehend that their actions should have consequences, but they think they should be above the law.

    2. Re:Come Down Off Your High Horses by JayBlalock · · Score: 1

      And, of course, any of us who merely believe that locking people up in dark holes for longer periods of time is not the solution to crime, are merely hypocrits attempting to cover for our desire to live in a world without penalty?

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    3. Re:Come Down Off Your High Horses by Spl0it · · Score: 1

      I agree with you to some extent.
      If you commit the crime, do the time.

      However, if you a store owner persay, leave not only your door open, but your safe open and your money visible, with the safe at the front door and your money having a glowing neon sign above it. Is the criminal still commiting a crime, yes! Does it justify 20years in prison? I don't agree. Think about this... if you leave your door wide open, leave all your important documents read/write access on 500workstations...allows for access from the internet to every service running on your network. There has to be a point where the company has to take some responsibility for being utterly oblivious to security. I think if someone hacks into a company who has a wide open security policy and does no damage whatsoever, they should receive something similar to a b & e charge..why should they receive something more severe then a murder? What kind of crazy thinking is that? Rape is on avg. 11 years of jail time in the US... you want some 17year old with too much time on his hands (because school isn't challenging him) being charged with hacking and sentenced to life for breaking into 50+ companies and doing no harm whatsoever?

      I think they should be responsible... but lets be realistic at the same time. Heres an example (food for thought)

      This is utterly confusing to me.

      18year old co-op student = S
      employer at a web hosting company = E

      S: I notice you have all your financial documents shared over the network E.
      E: You were on the financial server looking at documents?
      S: Sorry sir, I saw all these shares and wondered what they were on the network. (S's job is to help with network problems)
      E: We found a .doc file on your system and it has personal data.
      S: Ya, thats what I mean.. this is a big security risk.
      .....1 year later
      S charged to 27years in prison for hacking into his companies fanacial records.

      Glad to say I'm a canadian! Unfortunately I don't believe are laws are much better. Anyone care to inlighten me on penalties in canada for a computer crime?

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    4. Re:Come Down Off Your High Horses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, obviously you are looking at an extreme example. I dont believe that pointing out a vulnerability is a crime. Im am talking about actual damages to to servers, information, and productivity.

    5. Re:Come Down Off Your High Horses by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      OK, sunshine. Enlighten me on your solution to crime.

  60. HEY SHUT UP ALREADY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thx

  61. Fixing security should be your JOB by JudasBlue · · Score: 1

    Anyone else notice this?

    The new guidelines let victims tally financial loss based on the costs of restoring data, fixing security holes, conducting damage assessments and lost revenue.

    Now, I don't know about you, but fixing security holes is one of my jobs for systems I am involved with, not something I do just to rack up penalties in a trial.

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  62. Just means that Crackers will now need guns. by BrookHarty · · Score: 1

    If you are going to get life in prison, why wouldnt you kill to stay out? Most people would rather die than spend life in prison.

    I hope all you slashdot readers are teaching your kids about these injustices, so when they grow up, and become the majority, they can vote these laws down. Cant change them now, too many people who vote, who dont understand computers and buy this "Hacker Hype" laws.

    Just like you cant get a law passed without the "Blue Hair" votes, when we are the "Blue Hair" people, maybe times will change.

    1. Re:Just means that Crackers will now need guns. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are going to get life in prison, why wouldnt you kill to stay out? Most people would rather die than spend life in prison.

      No, Not Guns! Gun Control, Gun Gun Control!

      I hope all you slashdot readers are teaching your kids about these injustices, so when they grow up, and become the majority, they can vote these laws down

      What kids?

      Just like you cant get a law passed without the "Blue Hair" votes, when we are the "Blue Hair" people, maybe times will change.

      Or maybe when we grow up, we will get a clue?

  63. Anyone actually remember what REAL criminals are? by Excen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Higher sentences for hackers while Ken Lay et al are still sitting in their multimillion dollar mansions? Does anybody out there sense severe, disgusting irony?

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    "No beer until you finish your tequila!" -Leela's Dad
  64. Have it both ways? by sleepingsquirrel · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Can't we have it both ways? For instance let's say we see the following headline in the local newspaper...
    Golfer bludgeons caddy with 9-iron
    ...are golfers now going to get their panties in a bunch because they've now be defamed as muderous thugs? Should we invent a new word to describe people who use golfing implements to commit crimes? But wasn't the killer still a golfer? Or do you have to have a certain handicap to really be considered a true golfer? Do we really think that if the local mobster strangled a person with a random USB cable lying around that the headline would describe the murderer as a hacker? Or just maybe when the word "hacker" is popularly used, it denotes at least a minimum of technical expertise, irrespective of whether the perpertrator was a mere script-kiddie (just like you don't have to be Tiger to be considered a golfer).
    1. Re:Have it both ways? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a caddy, you insensitive clod!

    2. Re:Have it both ways? by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      if tiger is the top golfer, and there is some fictional "swordfish" type hacker out there who is the equivalent then a script kiddie is not equal to a golfer, he is equal to a 10yr old who likes playing putt-putt.

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    3. Re:Have it both ways? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, that's funny and insightful! Now let's try it again with apples and oranges!

  65. Makes absolutely no sense by unsinged+int · · Score: 1

    It's a tool. Bad analogy time: one person breaks into a house with a baseball bat, and another using a hammer. Why would we need a law that said using one over the other should lead to a different sentence?

    Better analogy time. One person destroys data by hacking into the system and deleting the data, the other physically walks to where the data is kept and pulls out a magnet. Why should that be a different sentence?

    1. Re:Makes absolutely no sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's a tool.

      You're a tool.

      Better analogy time.

      This is not an analogy at all; hacking and destroying data (computer crimes) are exactly what we are talking about!

    2. Re:Makes absolutely no sense by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      Good points. In a perfect world the crime should be based on the personal and financial amount of damage done. This is not a perfect world though...sigh....those writing laws and proposing laws are as clueless as some of the moderators here.

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  66. I withdraw that... by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
    campaigns of various politicians (or alternatively, causing the contents of those accounts to mysteriously evaporate),

    As much as I (still) like the idea, I realize that sucking money out of politicians' bank accounts would be a prime candidate if the PTO ever started accepting bad ideas. It's rather like taking a baseball bat to a wasp's nest... Even if you did manage to get away from it unscathed, your neighbours would hate you for the rest of your life.

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    Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
    1. Re:I withdraw that... by zangdesign · · Score: 1

      Let's see, just how many years would you get in Federal Pound-Me-In-The-Ass Prison for that if it became a regular thing? I, personally, cannot count that high.

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  67. hacker is responsible for cost of patching? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Prosecutors traditionally had to show that computer criminals caused at least $5,000 in actual losses to win a conviction. The new guidelines let victims tally financial loss based on the costs of restoring data, fixing security holes, conducting damage assessments and lost revenue."

    Why is the hacker responsible for the cost of patching the security holes? So if you don't spend 10 hours downloading and installing microsofts fixes and you get hacked then you can pass the cost of your time installing that onto the hacker....

    It is like don't buy a door for your house. Wait for someone to break in then pass the cost of the door and lock on to the burglar.

    1. Re:hacker is responsible for cost of patching? by davburns · · Score: 1
      It's not so much that you don't have a door, but that if your door is a cheap particle-board one (that is only usefull for keeping honest people out) and some punk puts his shoulder through it, then yes, the punk is responsible for the cost of a steel (shoulder-proof) door. After all, if there were no shoulder-punks, the cheaper door would be good enough.

      So it is with software patching. Not very long ago, you could patch a system once every three months or so. Now, a windows system more than 2 weeks behind in patches is no longer networthy. A tiny part of that is microsoft's fault (they make insecure software out of cheapness), but most of the blame goes to the people who intentionally break into other people's computers. If malware-writers/users found another hobby, we wouldn't need to patch our systems once a week.

      That said, I don't recomend letting your system remain unpatched or leaving your front door stand open -- Everyone has a responsiblilty to prevent what crime they reasonably can.

  68. Re:like decreasing jail time's going to deter it?? by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

    It's not the time spent behind bars for minor crimes, it's the fact that it's on your record FOREVER. With the internet it's more & more popular for employers to fork out the $20-50 to do a background check on potential employees. Making them spend more time behind bars isn't the answer. I'm all for making the punishment fit the crime. If someone ends a life intentionally, I believe the remainder of their life should be spent behind bars. If someone causes a BSOD via an exploit, they could spend 3 days in jail, be noticed by their employer they were gone, and have it on their record. If someone "hacks" and steals credit card numbers you are now in the grand theft and personal damages category. These laws seem to be generalizing the script kiddies crashing windows in with the thieves. It's just another case of people writing laws who don't even know what the hell they're talking about.

    Also, the "cracker" comment is quite derogatory and immature. Grow up.

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  69. Dude, you need a rewrite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This type of sentence is completely unreadable. Sounds like a sad story, but it is way to hard to read. Up the font size too.

    This reminds me of reading Thoreau (but only the long sentence part of Thoreau's style):

    Tracy really wanted to put up a website she had it all figured out in her head so she wrote up everything she wanted and hired Steve from wired web to build the site she asked me how I wanted to be listed on the contact page and I told her to list me as Lenny - Chief Technology Officer and that's what she did Tracy then embarked on a relentless marketing campaign she got the email address's of every possible client that she could find on the web and used a form letter that she would insert the potential client's name in to make it sound like she knew them she would send out 50 to 100 emails a night her marketing abilities were phenomenal but it was still vary long process to get clients but she never gave up and I told her she was doing a great job just hang in there that the clients would come.

    1. Re:Dude, you need a rewrite by LennyDotCom · · Score: 1

      This type of sentence is completely unreadable. Sounds like a sad story, but it is way to hard to read. Up the font size too.

      Sorry I know there are a lot of problems with it I wrote it in a very depressed state and just needed to get it all out. I never really got to go over it all. It's the facts that matter.

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    2. Re:Dude, you need a rewrite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess it's probably good for the soul to pour it out.

  70. Like cops even care by bratgrrl · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Stiffer penalties? I'd be happy to get damned law enforcement to even take computer crimes seriously. They don't care when your system is hosed by a DDoS attack, even when you track down the culprit and do all the investigative work for them. They don't care when your credit and good name are ruined by identity theft.

    BTW, Mitnick is a cheap thug and a thief. Whoever made this loser a hero is getting good drugs, and not sharing.

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    Gator is Spyware
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  71. I'm pretty sure it'll work... by JRHelgeson · · Score: 1
    When will the feds learn that raising penalties isn't going to deter this type of crime?

    Increasing penalties will NOT deter script kiddies. If the Feds arrested some teenager, the juvi courts wouldn't have a CLUE what to do with him. He wasn't shooting up, spraypainting a bridge, shoplifting or commiting murder - where's the crime? Case Dismissed, NEXT!

    This law is geared towards ADULTS that know better. Adults that write worms, viruses and launch malicious attacks that target a specific company.

    More specifically, this law is created to punish the hacking elite who compromise protected systems and retrieve credit card numbers and the like.

    Even as an adult, if I unleash a script kiddie attack on some random target, who the hell is even going to bother investigating it anyway.

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    Good security is based upon reality and common sense. Common sense is a function of having common knowledge.
  72. Horray! We need to catch these crooks by Billly+Gates · · Score: 0, Troll

    I was so horrified when I heard about IP espianage by singing this song!

    How many jobs have been lost thanks to someone singing about how to play their own DVD's they own!

    This is so horrible. Before you know it they will be making illegal pirated versions of Unixware just from 60 lines of code that happen to be part of the same algorithm! It only takes 60 lines of code to turn a bicycle into a car folks! The highly respected non biased IP expert, McBride said so.

    But just like were winning the war on drugs by increasing prison sentances we need to do the same here. After all drug use can not possibly be on the rise because everyone assumes they are going to be caught and big bad prison sentances scare them.

  73. uh... by gid13 · · Score: 1

    rtfP!!! :) He said criminals AND OTHERS!!!

  74. UK Computer Misuse Act by pknut · · Score: 3, Informative

    The UK already has fairly severe (IMO) penalties for computer crime. The Computer Misuse Act of 1990 makes unauthorized access of a computer system a crime with a maximum sentence of 6 months or a fine of 2000. If there is an intent to commit a crime, then maximum sentence increases to 5 years. The unauthorized alteration of computer data also carries a maximum sentence of 5 years.

    The Act covers any crime with a significant link in the UK. Additionally, it also includes conspiracy and incitement. Personally, I believe that the Act was a knee jerk reaction to the thought of criminals running round a wired nation. However, it is rare for somebody to be prosecuted under the Act.

    1. Re:UK Computer Misuse Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fairly severe (IMO) penalties ... 6 months or a fine of 2000

      In the US, 6 months is considered a slap on the wrist. First time offenders caught stealing a sandwich, teenagers caught with a gram of weed, and check bouncers get longer terms than that here.

  75. Does this include... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    software piracy, ie, use of copyrighted SCO group intellectual property without paying proper license fees?

  76. New wacky episode of Drew Carry! by RyanFenton · · Score: 4, Funny


    Drew: Damn that Nigel! I swear - he's stealing money from the company children's softball fund we started last week. I just wish there was a way we could get a look at his computer, and maybe stick it to him!

    Lewis: You know - I found this program last night while looking for... stuff... online, and I think it could let you know what's on his system!

    Drew: Really? Let's get to it then! [random typing-motions on the keyboard]

    Drew: It's true - he DID steal those funds! Wait until everyone sees this!

    [The Next Day, drew shows up to work with the local softball team.]

    Drew: Nigel - we're onto you! I want you to fess up and appologize to these children.

    Nigel: Ah, Mr. Carey. Hi kids. Yes - I'd like to appologise for what you're about to see. Allright boys - take him away!

    [Police swarm in, grabbing Drew Carry violently. ]

    Drew: What? What's all this - he's the one that's stealing from these kids!

    Police officer: Yeah - just the kind of slander I'd expect to hear from a dirty HACKER!

    Announcer: Next episode on the Drew Carry show - Day one of Drew's 25 year prison sentence. Remember kids - don't use computers!

    Ryan Fenton

  77. War? by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    Hm maybe Bush can start a war on hacking? It would work kind of like the war on terrorism: FUD, arrest random people, more FUD, invade a country.

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    1. Re:War? by b10m · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let's take a look at the War on Drugs (yeah, there are quite some successful wars around nowadays ;-). The penalties on dealing, smuggling, doing whatever with drugs are almost insane. 20 Years in prison is nothing for an average crack dealing thug (over the 100 years imprisonment is even handed out). Does it deter? I don't think so. After many years of war (on drugs), the number of prisoners of war is still rising. So the deterring factor doesn't seem to work.

      Did anyone inform Capitol Hill that "cracking" has nothing to do with "crack cocaine" ?

  78. Bah by Ikn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Glad to see the Justice system taking on important matters. I mean, since we started throwing the death penalty around as a deterrent, look how little murder occurs!
    Oh wait...

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  79. Longer sentences no deterrent? by winkydink · · Score: 1
    Do you really think Mitnick will start hacking again or was his previous time spent as Bruno's bitch a deterrent?

    Remember, the younger you are, the cuter you look. :)

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    "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

  80. But, will it apply? by MarkJensen · · Score: 1

    But, will this also apply to the government? Or other well-funded, and politically well placed entities such as the RIAA?

    When I see important officials in the government (read: Orin Hatch of Utah) saying it should be OK to destroy a file-sharer's computer, it sends alarm bells off!

    Too often, politicians, and major funders of politicians think themselves all-knowing and immune to the laws they create.

  81. Re:Just popped in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if the RIAA has their way, little sharing sally will be in Juvy faster than little pyro johnny.

  82. Enron vs Computer Crime by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    What I find funny is that so far we have prosecuted 1 person for enron, with a small sentence. Yet we spend millions going after grey hats and then keep them in prison for eons.

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  83. Re:HAY UR GAY SHUT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The trolls are legion. They can never be stopped, or exhausted into submission. If one grows bored, or is outclassed, and falls, ten more arise to take his place, all taking the face of the Anonymous Coward.

    You, on the other hand, are but one, and so therefore can be challenged with some hope of beating you into submission. Extra incentive is given because you are female, and a chance to best a female in a hearty game of "who can call whom bad names" on an anonymous message board is the only chance any of them are ever going to have of besting a female at anything, or, in fact, even talking to one.

    And if anyone here comes to your defense, they will be accused of trying to get into your (virtual) pants. Regardless of the validity of your points.

    So you see, it's just easier to go after you than them. Especially when you've shown you'll rise to their bait. So set that comment threshold at +3 and sail away.

    That and you made fun of the NFL; what the fuck, lady.

  84. Credit? by freakmn · · Score: 1

    Does the opposite hold true? Can I hack into the credit account of someone, and I get negative penalties? That sounds cool.

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  85. uberhacker? by st0rmshadow · · Score: 1

    uberhacker Kevin Mitnick

    Hardly an uberhacker in my book.

  86. uberhacker? by spir0 · · Score: 1

    maybe slightly off to the side of the topic, but mitnik a uberhacker??

    if that's what he is/was, then he wouldn't have got caught.

    uberhackers don't exist. if you know about them, then everybody knows what they're doing and they lose their uber status.

    just like if you tell people you're a hacker, then you're a script kiddie. no exceptions.

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  87. Enforcement has a bigger effect. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think seeing those guys hauled off to prison for the latest set of viruses will do more to deter computer crime than making the laws tougher.

  88. Reading Comprehension by lorcha · · Score: 1
    Weaselmancer said "manslaughter" which is not the same as "murder".

    According to your document (I hate pdfs. Grrr.), negligent manslaughter (included in "other violent felonies") has a mean sentence of 33 months (2.75 years).

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    1. Re:Reading Comprehension by Genjurosan · · Score: 1

      While your post should be modded flamebait for it's acidic subject line, I just half to bite. I think you should sharpen up your "Reading Comprehension" skills.

      You'll notice that I didn't tie my comparison to his comparison on cable modem hacking vs. manslaughter. I simply stated that he had a good point and made a comparison of my own concerning sentencing statistics on murder vs. the new law that defines 20 years to life for a specific set of crimes that are computer related.

      So when you say......"Weaselmancer said "manslaughter" which is not the same as "murder"."......I say, "No shit Sherlock."

  89. Not a bad idea for an AOL'er by Myriad · · Score: 1
    "Your honor, not only did this man murder his wife, he has an AOL account!"
    "hang him then fry him"

    Actually that sounds like a pretty good idea for being an AOL'er in the first place.

    Think about how much it would clean up the net... :)

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  90. Mod parent up by swb · · Score: 1

    The draconian nature of the sentence isn't what will deter people, it's frequency of conviction that will. If the Federales started putting a lot of guys away for this stuff, even if it was just a $10k fine + 1-3 years (which is a fairly mild Federal sentence), it would have much more impact than some apparently random guy getting 10 years+$100k every 18 months.

    Unfortunately tracking these things are nearly impossible, even if the perpetrator isn't using 10 compromised systems in 10 overseas countries to get to one here, so the convinction rate isn't likely to increase.

  91. two word by pablo_max · · Score: 0

    Oh Crap

  92. Patriot effect... by Lord+Dreamshaper · · Score: 0

    I checked my digital watch and saw I was late for work, so I jaywalked...and was arrested for a computer crime...think it won't happen? FBI uses Patriot Act as their catchall excuse, why not computer crimes (it's like an oxygen clause to increase sentences on all crimes committed while breathing); and *everyone* has something with a transistor in it...for that matter, filesharing mp3's was a civil matter (copyright infringement), but now the RIAA could sick the feds on you for computer crimes. Think they won't? (Unless they really just after the money from lawsuits)

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  93. I agree... by Kjella · · Score: 1

    "Your honor, not only did this man murder his wife, he has an AOL account!" "hang him then fry him" ...having an AOL account should be a capital offense.

    Kjella

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    Live today, because you never know what tomorrow brings
  94. This is the wrong approach. by eniu!uine · · Score: 2, Informative

    Why do we need harsher penalties for 'hackers'? It's because there doesn't seem to be an end to computer crime. Unfortunately, this is not the answer. I wouldn't hesitate to say that most computer criminals aren't even aware of the penalties until they get caught. They are concerned with only one thing: the chances of getting caught. The answer should be to take some of the money spent incarcerating people and make security a priority. Offer some tools and education. All this is going to do is put more troubled kids in jail for longer. I don't know about the rest of you, but if I was tried under current law for everything I did when I was a teen, I'd still be in jail right now. Give them a chance to become productive citizens.

    1. Re:This is the wrong approach. by SpacePunk · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why do we need harsher penalties for 'hackers'? It's because there doesn't seem to be an end to computer crime. Unfortunately, this is not the answer."

      What is the answer? Coddling them? Blaming their parents?

      "I wouldn't hesitate to say that most computer criminals aren't even aware of the penalties until they get caught."

      Ignorance of the consequences is no excuse.

      "They are concerned with only one thing: the chances of getting caught."

      Because the chances are low.

      "The answer should be to take some of the money spent incarcerating people and make security a priority."

      I'm all for turning the criminals over to the people they've wronged, chaining them down or to a post, and letting those people give them some real counseling with an assortment of 'tools'.

      "Offer some tools and education."

      See above.

      "All this is going to do is put more troubled kids in jail for longer. I don't know about the rest of you, but if I was tried under current law for everything I did when I was a teen, I'd still be in jail right now."

      Ah, now we know.

      "Give them a chance to become productive citizens."

      They've blown their chance.

    2. Re:This is the wrong approach. by Stevyn · · Score: 1

      Hacking, in this criminal sense, is just as bad as breaking into a building and looking through desks and file cabnets. Hacking isn't about curiosity, it's about intrusion. And people know that when they break into a computer system they're not supposed to be looking at they are commiting a crime. The argument that companies allowed the break in because there security wasn't tough enough is bullshit too. Like if I investigate it enough, I could probably break into a bank or other corporation.

      There should be stiffer penalties for hacking if it is not deterring people from committing this crime. This blaster worm shut down a lot of systems including 911 and other emergency response. This is terrorism. Maybe these new penalties are a little high if you can rape someone and get less jail time, but it is wrong to write these viruses and spread them around.

      And just because Microsoft makes it easy for people to write these programs, doesn't put all the blame on them. Microsoft needs to make operating systems that have some ounce of security. But then again, when I go to home depot to buy a door, I don't blame them if someone breaks into my house and left the faucets running.

      It's up to everyone to tackle this problem. Microsoft needs to up the security. Users need to wake up and apply software patches, and the courts need to deter people from writing viruses that cause all this havoc by setting stiffer penalties.

    3. Re:This is the wrong approach. by b10m · · Score: 1

      This blaster worm shut down a lot of systems including 911 and other emergency response. This is terrorism.

      Could everyone just stop abusing the word terrorism? Stop the (american) hype of yelling "terrorism!" to everything you see. I don't see how creating (and launching) the blaster worm could be qualified as an unlawful use or threatened use of force or violence by a person or an organized group against people or property with the intention of intimidating or coercing societies or governments, often for ideological or political reasons.

    4. Re:This is the wrong approach. by Stevyn · · Score: 1

      Alright I'll give you that. Maybe using terrorism is a bit much for this, I'll refer to it as unwanted chaos that costs people time and money.

    5. Re:This is the wrong approach. by eniu!uine · · Score: 1


      "What is the answer? Coddling them? Blaming their parents?"

      As I said in my post I feel that the answer is in making these crimes more difficult to commit(security) and not hanging hackers from the highest tree.

      "Ignorance of the consequences is no excuse."

      No, it's not. Nor is a consequence you know nothing about a deterrent. It is pointless to make the penalties for minor crimes harsh if it doesn't deter the activity at all.

      "Because the chances are low."

      True. That needs to change. In fact, it would be more beneficial for society to advocate security than it would be to incarcerate a 17 year old for ten years and then release him into society as a hardened criminal.

      "I'm all for turning the criminals over to the people they've wronged, chaining them down or to a post, and letting those people give them some real counseling with an assortment of 'tools'."

      Begin sarcasm:
      This would be great. We should also apply this rule to all minor offenses such as harassment, purse snatching, and speeding. Eventually we can all be tortured to death.
      End sarcasm.

      "They've blown their chance."

      Many times these people are not even adults. Destroying their lives because you had to come in on a weekend is ridiculous over reaction. It sounds to me as though you need to check your logs better or something. Maybe you should be sniffing your network instead of posting to slashdot... then you might not get owned so often.

    6. Re:This is the wrong approach. by eniu!uine · · Score: 1

      I'm glad that I didn't have to respond to the 't' word. The fact is that I agree with you that hacking in the sense of breaking into computers is and definately should be a crime. What I disagree with is the need to increase the penalties. Right now the penalties are quite harsh and they do take into account how much damage was done by intrusions. The problem is as you pointed out that the penalties aren't deterring the crime, but I don't think the reason is that they aren't harsh enough. The reason the penalties don't matter is that the hackers don't think they'll ever be caught and many times they are right. The penalties are harsh, now it's time to actually catch the people committing the crimes. If you can't do that, then drawing and quartering the one guy you find won't mean a thing. Hackers will just shrug it off and not worry any more about it then they worry about going outside because some guy got struck by lightning.

  95. Hack the justice computers? by illumina+us · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    So what if a disgruntled citizen or employee hacks the entire system of computers for the Justice Department. All sentences are issued via that network now anyway, and probably somewhere someone decided it would be smart to connect it to the internet. Imagine someone writing a virus that would literally destroy all hardware in a system. Say a virus which would hijack the BIOS and force it to direct more voltage than allowable by the threshold to all devices and perephrials... no more computer =/

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  96. So Mitnick is ready to go out and do crimes again? by Infonaut · · Score: 1
    Mitnick's statement makes me wonder. If putting people in jail for cracking doesn't deter them, then why isn't he busy getting into more of the trouble that landed him in jail?

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  97. Really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the word "hacker" is a contraction of "hack-her", a reference to cutting the body into pieces after you have raped the stupid bitch. Right after you hacker you find a deep lake or river to dumper.

  98. Re:like decreasing jail time's going to deter it?? by mbstone · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    There are 408,800 waking hours in a 70-year life. If somebody causes an hour's lost time to 408,800 people, he has taken a life. If you think virus writers, worm writers, spammers, phishers, people who make porno pop-up ads appear on little-kid sites, don't deserve to do SERIOUS, HARD, ASS-RAPE JAIL TIME then you've lost me. Who cares if they are so-called script kiddies. After all, if somebody shoots somebody else with a gun it's not an excuse that he didn't design and build the gun. Making cyber criminals do hard time (and not be able to work ever again) may not be the complete answer, but I won't lose any sleep over it.

  99. AS IF ANY LAWMAKERS ARE READING THIS SHITHOLE SITE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    k thx lolz

  100. Hey... by Mitchell+Mebane · · Score: 2, Funny

    I live in Texas, you insensitive clod!

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    The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
    --Aristotle
    1. Re:Hey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You poor, helpless soul. /me pities you

  101. Re:like decreasing jail time's going to deter it?? by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

    Where the hell did this come from? You must be a lawyer with all of those assumptions you came up with all on your own. I hate spammers, I hate worm writers, I hate virus writers, I HATE porno pop-up ads. All of these fall under the category of more than $2,000 in personal and financial damage I was talking about. I was talking about someone who reboots a computer being classed the same as someone who commits murder. And where the hell did the gun design & build comment come from? You seem to have issues. I didn't say any of what you accuse me of. You remind me of my ex girlfriend.

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  102. So, it's worse to hack the rich than the poor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least, that's the impression I get from this quote from the article:

    Hackers who electronically break into bank accounts can be sentenced based on how much money is in the account, even if they don't take any of it.

    Nice lesson for the masses. Not to mention privacy issues. If someone knows your account was hacked, and the punishment the hacker received, then they know roughly how much money is in your account.

    How about a "flat rate" of punishment for the actual act of hacking any account, plus additional penalty based on how much money, if any, was actually stolen?

  103. Prevention programs by suso · · Score: 1

    Ya know, there are all kinds of programs to keep kids off drugs/alcohol, off the streets, etc. What about one to educated kids on the dangers of hacking. I know, it kinda makes me cringe at first too and the implementation would probably be lame at first. But I think that's a way to help and also help educate others about the issues so that they don't think that just every computer geek is a hacker/cracker.

  104. Thats a good argument by Srin+Tuar · · Score: 2, Interesting


    Most of the non-technical people I know refer to their monitors as their "computer". (The box itself is of course just the CPU)

    I wonder, if common usage forces "hacker "to mean "computer criminal", will it force "computer" to mean "monitor".

  105. pack 'em in by Wansu · · Score: 1


    Yeah. Let's pack some more people in prison. Two million ain't enough. Yeah, let's get tough on crime by locking up pimple faced kids who mod blaster variants with 300 lb carjackin' buttpounders. Nevermind those corporate execs who ran Enron, Worldcom, Global Crossing, Arthur Anderson and other into the ground.

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  106. Re:Uhhhhh.... Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you take your care and run it through my front yard, back yard, and then detour it through my house, I want your butt in jail.

    When you hack my Microsoft OS and wander around in my system to 'teach me a lesson', I want you in jail too.

  107. Welcome to the war on drugs/terrorism/wmd/.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    computers. They'll never admit their wrong, that it doesn't work, that they're stupid, and it will go on forever for spite and eventually they'll turn it into a cash cow like law enforcement has already for the other fields to justify their existance.

  108. Mod me down too!! by bob_calder · · Score: 1

    You! A Troll! It makes my day.
    Does this mean release the floodgates of Trolldom or loose the hounds of hell or something?
    nite, I'm outa here...

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    Any preoccupation with ideas of what is right or wrong in conduct shows an arrested intellectual development. (Wilde)
  109. Typical government mentality by HangingChad · · Score: 1
    If getting tough on a crime doesn't work, what makes them think getting tougher on a crime will help?

    Same with drugs. They've been getting tougher on drug laws for years but it hasn't changed the street price of a rock of crack...uh, well that's what I hear anyway. Instead lets spend billions imprisoning people for minor drug offenses, spend millions more on privacy-invading drug tests, all of which has bought us exactly nothing. Just so our lawmakers can stand up and show people they're tough on drugs? Somebody explain to me just where this insanity stops? I'm hoping the answer is not "at the Canadian border."

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    1. Re:Typical government mentality by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1
      LOL! I hear that it does stop at the Canadian border! ;-P But seriously, this goes to one of the foundations of our society: behavior control through the threat of punishment. It is pervasive from child rearing to religion to social policy to foreign policy. We really want to believe that if we threaten someone enough, or hit them hard enough, that they will do as we want them to do. And in a limited way this does work. I do not go as fast as I would like to on the highway for fear of being caught. But, as soon as I think I am out of sight of John Law, I go as fast as I damn well please. So, we see the limit of this method.

      It would be better to explain why a particular behavior is maladapted and does not serve the perpetrator or the victim (it disserves both, but this is not always obvious). This way people check their own behavior because they understand the real-world consequences their actions bring about, like creating a more violent or insecure society. But this is much more difficult and complicated. It also requires in depth analysis of the situation, which we, as a society, are not interested in by and large. So we will continue to threaten and punish and hope it works this time.

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  110. Re:Jail Time (Troll) (-1,000,000) by bob_calder · · Score: 1

    I'm for combining space program with prison system.
    (MIT discussion quote from Wednesday)
    Especially experimental vehicles.

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  111. Re:Uhhhhh.... Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amen, brother

  112. Why? by Dan+Farina · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So, we stiffen copyright law, computer crime law, and all sorts of crime law, only allowing those with millions of dollars to throw around to get away with them, yet many of the more basic crimes (rape, murder, etc) are NOT constantly pushed upwards for sentencing to "deter" these crimes...

    Could this trend be because there is no corporate interest in the other crimes? Naaaaah, that couldn't be it.

    Or are people just afraid of what they don't understand, as they understand the other two crimes very well?

  113. I'll admit it by zoloto · · Score: 1

    I am a hacker.
    I discover and use vulerabilities.
    I write software to utilize, scan and penetrate systems.
    Never will I use it on someones system without permission.
    Never will I release this software to anyone under any circumstances.
    I am a hacker, this is what I do.

    1. Re:I'll admit it by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      wait you mean all hackers arent evil terrorists who write windows worms ? and you dont all talk like l33t d00dz ? wow ! culture shock ! </sarcasm> </humor> </mocking><BR><BR>

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      "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
  114. sentencing logic doesn't apply to other crimes by iescope · · Score: 1

    "The new guidelines let victims tally financial loss based on the costs of restoring data, FIXING SECURITY HOLES, conducting damage assessments and lost revenue."

    This I don't get. A robber breaks into a house - wide open, no locks on the doors, windows open,etc. Does the financial loss of securing the home factor into his sentencing guidelines?!

  115. Mitnick is a pathetic tool by AlphaHelix · · Score: 1

    Calling Mitnick the "uberhacker" is like calling Mengele the "uberdoctor." Mitnick is a pathetic, attention-starved loser. Everytime I see people in a technical forum rally around him like some kind of demigod it makes me want to puke. Randal Schwartz at least gave something back to the community (the Llama Book.) All Mitnick did was make the word "hacker" a dirty word in the press.

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  116. More Fear and Loathing in America by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1

    Reading the article reminded me of a 60 minutes piece about credit card scammers.

    Remember those guys?

    Yeah... thy're still around, most of them offshore now.
    But the piece had this middle aged guy who'd been in Prison for 30 years... I don't remember the story in full but I remember his surmising statement:

    "All I did was steal some money and in my time here I've seen murderers and rapists come and go"

    Different times, same story.
    If it's hip, hot, happening and lots of corporate fingers in the pot, you better expect Big Daddy Guvuhment to get it's panties in a knot and go tits out on the hysteria and hype.

    Yeah, maybe in 10 years or so they'll repeal the laws, only because by then they'll be more worried about the hype of of Bio-crackers some other hot new tech sector with lots of money in it. ...or worse still, 20 years will become the minimum for a Felony of any kind and furtherence of the "Prison Industry" into an actual bona-fide and recognized institution where 1/3 of the population can count on spending the majority of their lives in, to the point where "Inmate Living 101" becomes an elective in middle schools and highschools nationwide ... But that's my own FUD :)

  117. How to scare and repell Texans by Safety+Cap · · Score: 1

    Just flash 'em some Tobasco sauce (or anything stronger than black, fine-ground, sat in a warehouse for 18 months, freeze-dried pepper). They'll run home cryin' to mamma.

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    Yeah, right.
  118. Lose a few, lose more by juanco · · Score: 1

    In to consecutive articles, /. reported that a) governments have got more rights to invade people's privacy for whatever purpose, and that b) hackers hacking around, with no particular purpose, can be jailed for years.

    Absurd!

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    -- Juanco
  119. Pay For Patches by hammer2997 · · Score: 1

    What really gets me is that in the story there is a little thing about the finacial costs that can be figured against the guilty party. The eye catcher is "costs to patch the system". Does this mean that the accused now has to pay MS so that a victim company can get a patch for their "Highly secure and stable" OS?

  120. Financial loss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The new guidelines let victims tally financial loss based on the costs of restoring data, fixing security holes, conducting damage assessments and lost revenue." (2nd to last paragraph on first page)

    According to this, the "criminal" would be responsible some how for fixing the security holes. Why should the "criminal" be responsible for somebody elses mistake? It would be like making Windows users pay for Microsoft to fix their OS.

  121. Mitnik Quote by Shivas+Sitter · · Score: 1

    Kevin's line does not end the article.

    Its not even the last quote.

    Doubt they would put him on the first page or as the last quoted. "Bad for image."

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    I have all the answers. You just ask the wrong questions.
  122. Good news for VALVe by Pvt_Waldo · · Score: 1

    The peope that stole their source and released it have taken something argueably worth millions, and released it.

    That's not an annoying defacement of a website. That's a premeditated attack on a large viable company. It's the 9/11 of the software industry.

  123. The perfect punishment... by Epistax · · Score: 1

    Make them take a math test.....

    .... without a calculator! bahahahhahahahah

  124. egads... by DaBjork · · Score: 1

    First off let me say I'm not a hacker in the evil sense so this has no real direct effect on me. BUT - don't people realize by now that NO CRIME is really detered by increased sentences? Peopl say the death penalty is a deterant. here's an all too common death penalty case. someone is robbing a gas station at gun point, the clerk reaches for the gun and the perp shoots him/her. do you think the person is actually thinking, hey, I could get the death penalty for this, I better jsut get shot and go to jail. no. Most importantly, just about everyone who commits a crime thinks they are not gonna get caught. why? because if you thought you WERE gonna get caught, you wouldn't do it. no one is that stupid.

  125. Difference is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have something to loose and care about your life.

    Asshat criminal crackers don't (1) have a life, or (2) have any self-respect. They're still out to "prove themselves worthy" to their peers of asshat criminals. Kind of like spammers.

    After the first spammer is executed live on international television, I think we'll have a significant drop in spamming. Likewise for hacking. So that's not really what I want, but I've wished it more than once.

    I do want tough laws on computer crime. But I feel that there should be an attempt made by the law to put crackers to good use. I think they should be allowed a form of safe harbor if they promptly report the weaknesses that they found - and how they exploited them. Say, within 12 hours of the intrusion being successful. In turn this will lead to more secure software.

  126. Hard to follow by Pedrito · · Score: 1

    I found it all pretty hard to follow. 20 years mandatory for this, double it if they did this, add 50% if they this, double it again if they did this. Man, pretty soon, you're talking real jail time.

  127. Leads to Marginalization of IT by clohman · · Score: 1

    Penalties such as these are one of a number of forces leading to the marginalization of the IT industry. Coupled with outsourcing and lack of educational metrics & collective bargaining, IT is on its way becoming a blue-collar occupation. All these things allow lawyers, executives, and other highly placed people to feel a sense of control over a class of occupations they misunderstand and fear.

  128. What do you expect by steak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is the government's answer to every crime, drugs, guns, and now computer crimes. When will the government learn that criminals don't care about jail time, by very definition a criminal can not have respect for the law he or she is breaking or the consequences that go along with breaking the law.

  129. When will Geeks learn the Feds can warehouse them? by almound · · Score: 1

    When will Geeks learn the Feds can warehouse them indefinitely? And probably prefer to do so.

    Lots of room down on the farm. (Go write yer Congressman!)

  130. Well, what do you expect? by wishlish · · Score: 1

    What do you expect neophyte politicians to do? There's no disincentive for lawmakers going after hackers, whereas Microsoft's lobbyists and army of attorneys would make anyone think again about, say, attaching stricter liabilities for security holes in popular operating systems. As long as computer enthusiasts and hackers let politicians push them around, they're going to get pushed around. So why do we let them push us around? I'd bet the average heavy-duty computer user has more discretionary income than the average gun enthusiast, but the NRA is a hughely well-funded lobby, and...what do we have? Nothing. And as long as that continues, it'll be easier for a politician to write an anti-hacking law than it will be to enforce gun-control legislation.

  131. whoever modded this flamebait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    where the fuck do you think you are?

  132. So if she weighs the same as a duck... by Shoten · · Score: 1

    "She's made of wood!"
    "...and therefore?"
    "A HACKER!"

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    For your security, this post has been encrypted with ROT-13, twice.
  133. Re:YEAH, REAL FUNNY, HA HA. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Douchbag, its a reference to a movie about 3 amatuer "computer criminals" who started freaking out because they realized they might have to go to "federal pound me in the ass prison" rather than a country club prison. Movie is called "office space". Direct your hostility someplace else political correctness nazi.

  134. In other news... by coolmacdude · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Murderers continue to get 5 to 10 in some states.

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  135. Time should be based on technical merits of hack by hikerhat · · Score: 1

    I think your jail time should be based on the technical merits of your attack. The less technical knowledge required the more time you should get. For example - if you are using a root kit exploiting a bunch of unpatched win98 systems on a cable modem network to ddos the latest enemy of slashdot (RIAA or SCO or something) you should get maximum pound me in the ass time because any monkey can do that. But if you discover a new exploite for a more secure package like QMail, and do something clever with it you should get a light sentance - pick up trash for the day maybe. But- if you discover a new exploite and explain it on slashdot or release a root kit so any monkey can do it you should be punished for that - max pound me in the ass time.

  136. Re:Statistics..who is responsible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know of a major hospital that has their computer systems wide open.
    I'm a nice person so I won't tamper with their records.
    Their medical records are actually accessible from the internet (using the right tools). No joke!
    I sent them an anon letter and they still didn't fix it.
    I'll end up in the brink if I go to the press.
    Security is not taken seriously by a lot of companies.
    Life goes on.....

  137. maybe it would help if they actually responded... by ddent · · Score: 1

    I know I've run into many situations where the authorities simply aren't interested in investigating crimes unless the crime caused over X in damages (usually at least five grand...). I can understand budget issues yadda yadda, but that isn't an excuse.

    Maybe if they actually enforced existing laws, they would get the small crimes and criminals before they turned into large ones...

    It has gotten to the point where in most cases I advise people it is not worth their effort to try and get the authorities involved -- its like speaking to a brick wall - unless you are a big company that could sue them for not acting.

    That is what is criminal...

  138. More High Paying Jobs Gone by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 1

    Pretty soon Americans won't be able to compete in the lucrative malicious black-hat hacker market. The government is just sending more jobs out of the country. It's hard enough to get a job doing legit work, let alone cracking corporate and government servers. Now I'll have to raise my rates to cover the added risk of getting caught. I'll be lucky to get simple web site defacement jobs now.

    How can I compete with people from India or China who can hack away with impunity?

  139. uberhacker? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uberdipshit, more like. Mitnick is OLD news. Get over it and find some other script kiddy to idolize.

  140. Witch hunts by jeti · · Score: 1

    It is interesting to note that a whole city could simply pay the inquisitions to pass them by. This did prove that all the inhabitants were god fearing, and no further inspections were necessary. With a fresh wad of cash, the inquisition moved on to the next village. If the city didn't pay, a few citicens would be killed and their property got confiscated.

    This became so profitable that it got totally out of hand. All kinds of rogue mercenaries terrorized the land, declaring to be inquisition parties.

    Moral: Law enforcement must never be profitable.

  141. Re:YEAH, REAL FUNNY, HA HA. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *still* think i'm a cunt? Did I say Im the one who originally posted this? As for the rest of slashdot they dont seem to feel the same way you do about the original post since its apparently been modded quite high. Did you notice that your posts are much more obscene than the original post?

    I think you might be a bit overly sensitive about this, have you ever been, or are you currently in federal pound me in the ass prison?!?

  142. What stopped Kevin? by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Could it have been the time in prison?

  143. How much a criminal is Mitnick by rockhome · · Score: 1

    I mean really, this say it all :

    "The person who's carrying out the act doesn't think about the consequences, and certainly doesn't think they're going to get caught," Mitnick said.

    "I really can't see people researching what the penalties are before they do something."

    That is why they are criminals. Rational people think before they violate the law.

    I, in fact, disagree with this premise. Chucking some idiot in the klink for a couple of years for creating a virus or worm ought to settle those people that think "OO this should be fun".

    Just like anyone wishing to go around and committing FRAUD, BURGLARY, and LARCENY should think twice before pulling a Kevin Mitnick.

    Repeat : KEVIN MITNICK IS A CONVICTED CRIMINAL, BY EVERY MEASURE OF THE LAW.

    1. Re:How much a criminal is Mitnick by cnf · · Score: 1

      only thing i can say to that is

      ignorant idiot

      tell me one thing, when was his trail ?

    2. Re:How much a criminal is Mitnick by rockhome · · Score: 1

      Convicted != trial
      My search of relevant topics shows me that he is an ex-con.

      But then, you are never an "ex-con" unless you are exhonorated. Otherwise, you remain having been convicting of said crimes.

      So, I stand by my words.

    3. Re:How much a criminal is Mitnick by cnf · · Score: 1

      http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/1999/mitnick.backgroun d/

      for example ?

      or google for "kevin mitnick trial"

      there never was a trial

      read it, and note WHEN he went to jail
      and WHEN he plea barganed his way out

      he was NEVER convicted
      his case was never taken to court

      what happened to "innocent till proven guilty" ?

      apparently, in the us, thats only a theory ...

      u stand by your words ?
      fine, i stand by mine
      u, sir, are an ignorant idiot

    4. Re:How much a criminal is Mitnick by rockhome · · Score: 1

      Um,

      I submit this as evidence of his GUILT :
      http://www.landfield.com/isn/mail-archive/1999/ Mar /0067.html

      Quoting the very first sentence :

      "Today, Kevin Mitnick ended his forty-nine month battle with the Government by pleading guilty..."

      Which would seem to me to be evidence of guilt.

      When will the blind idiots of the "hacker" community get over themselves and admit that Kevin Mitnick is a criminal?

      Certainly, becuase I am curios as to how a bank vault works and learn about them does not make me a criminal, but breaking into one and stealing the contents, regardless of intent, is still a crime.

      Making Mitnick a hero is somewhat (an scale orders of magnitude less) like saying Timothy Mcveigh just wanted to see if he could blow up a building.

      Does malicious intent not count for anything?

  144. lose-lose situations ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    from the article:
    "The new guidelines let victims tally financial loss based on the costs of restoring data, fixing security holes, conducting damage assessments and lost revenue"

    i'm just wondering if physically damaging a ATM maschine or a printer
    will get you less time in prison then acctually "penetrating" electronically
    into a computer network.
    well putting people in prison costs money, taxpayers money.
    so having lax security and punishing a person for pointing this out (acctually a service!)
    is going to cost EVERYONE more.
    it's lose-lose situation.
    i recone once the security hole is disovered it will be closed (if not?)
    and one hole less to worry about ...
    first the company losses uptime meaning less revenue meaning
    less collectible tax, but leading to imprisonment, meaning tax dollars wasted...

    so if you're going to "electronically" ruin that company do it right!

    anyway my two cents.

  145. protection? by Nyh · · Score: 1

    "Some computer crimes are more serious than others, and these new guidelines reflect that critical infrastructures need to be protected and that invasions of privacy need to be treated as seriously as invasions of our pocketbooks," said Mark Rasch

    That is definetly the way to protect your important things. Not by making them more secure, but by making the punishment worse.

    Nyh

  146. Mitnick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like ol' Kev needs a one-way trip to Gitmo. He's obviously notlearned his lesson (which is.. don't draw attention to yourself by being an idiot). Of course, I'm not listening to my own advice with this post, neh?

  147. and you know what... by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
    If I lost a few years of my young adult life for writing a linux DVD player, I don't think the people that put me there would be around long after I got out.

    And you know what? They would deserve it too. If I were harassed as some people have been, even without jail time, I would find some way to exact some kind of revenge. Now if I wasted away in jail for several years, I'd get out and have no job, no future prospects, etc. What would I have to lose?

    For $DEITY's sake, do politicians even consider what it means to "lock someone up" for a couple years anymore? I think not, as most seem to believe they are above the common man's law.

    Consider this, the U.S. has over 2 MILLION prisoners, out of a population of ~280 million. We're nearing 1 percent of our population being in prison. What other countries can claim that? China? Also, the population of the U.S. prison system has doubled in the past couple decades.

    For crying out loud, our country is now locking people up for showing others how to decrypt files that they own!

    Hell in a handbasket... Heh.

    --
    Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken - Tyler Durden
  148. overly dramatic? by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
    You're post at first glance appears to be overdramatic, but considering the current trends, and considering that our society is becoming more dependant on information and is safeguarding it in more and more draconian ways...

    It will be interesting to look back on these types of discussions 20 years from now.

    --
    Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken - Tyler Durden
    1. Re:overly dramatic? by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      > It will be interesting to look back on these types of discussions 20 years from now.

      You think it'll be legal to read this kind of discussion in 20 years?

    2. Re:overly dramatic? by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
      Good point.

      Probably not.

      --
      Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken - Tyler Durden
  149. you moron by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
    2 beers does not make an average sized guy anywhere near drunk. 3 drinks is where reflexes start being slighly hindered, ie. still safer than driving while tired.

    People who drink 2 beers and then go home don't kill people.

    --
    Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken - Tyler Durden
  150. Security Policy - get the cracker to pay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The new guidelines let victims tally financial loss based on the costs of restoring data, fixing security holes, conducting damage assessments and lost revenue.

    So I no longer need to pay to secure my companies network? I can just leave it vulnerable to everything, wait for someone to hack me, then charge them for the cost of fixing the security holes, probably make a few bucks for the revenue i lost too - brilliant!

    Well, i'll tell the inhouse security team to clear their desks this afternoon!

  151. These people should be in jail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, I'm certainly not in favor of the expanding surveillance state. I don't like the patriot act. I don't like the way that computer people are treated like second class citizens, or some kind of threat.

    But the people who write viruses like Lovsan, Blaster, Nimda, etc etc etc should be sent to jail for a long time. The financial damage they cause is immeasurable. It's only a matter of time until people die as a result of system crashes caused by viruses. Perhaps it's already happened-- how much chaos was there in hospitals due to systems slowdowns, all over the world? If it hasn't happened already it's a miracle.

    Oh, and also, people who hawk insecure operating systems should be held to account too. When they promise security, that constitutes false advertising, cut and dried.

  152. ummm uberhax0r? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The piece ends with a quote from uberhacker Kevin Mitnick saying just that."
    FYI, KM is just a hacker that got caught with his pants down... and got some jail time... uberhax0rz don't get caught.

  153. Re:Statistics..who is responsible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I sent them an anon letter and they still didn't fix it.
    I'll end up in the brink if I go to the press.
    So send the press an anonymous letter, genius.
  154. Re:like decreasing jail time's going to deter it?? by mbstone · · Score: 1

    Sorry if you took it personally, 'cause I didn't mean it personally. Yes, somebody who maliciously reboots my machine deserves to do jail time (not probation or community service). The stuff on my machine (especially my unsaved work) is important and time-critical to me, and maybe to the 10,000 other people who got BSOD'd. It's an invasion of my space and personal dignity. I'm disappointed that Slashdot readers don't get this.

  155. Come on LL by brettd · · Score: 1

    If a contractor builds a building, should people be allowed to move into it for free just because he's successful?" From LL Cool J

    Come on LL use your head. You buy anything without looking at it or trying it out?? When people are downloading your music their just finding out you really suck and now they know they don't want to buy your CD.

  156. No, YOU moron... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2 beers does not make an average sized guy anywhere near drunk. 3 drinks is where reflexes start being slighly hindered, ie. still safer than driving while tired.

    Bullshit.

    Get your facts straight. Check ANY site where the research has been done. In fact, ONE beer will make an average sized guy (I'll say 175 lbs) less responsive, less reflexive, and less agile than the the average sized guy who's not had anything to drink.

    Don't know about you, and you may be legally "not drunk" after a beer, but I'd sure as shit rather pass the guy on the freeway with my kids who's not had any drinks than the guy who's "Only had a couple of drinks then knocked off early."

    God, people like you piss me off. If you're drinking AT ALL, DON'T DRIVE. For fuck's sake, this shitload of fines should have convinced you that people don't like it.

    Maybe when your wife or son is killed by someone with "only a drink or two", you'll feel differently. Tired people shouldn't drive, either. Same with cell-phone users.

    If people paid ATTENTION to their state of mind and watched what the fuck they were doing, there'd be a helluva lot less wrecks.

    1. Re:No, YOU moron... by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
      Bullshit? Try looking at honest studies, not the bullshit spewed by the anti-drinking groups in this country. I know that I am safer after a single drink than I am when I am tired. I try to avoid driving while tired, but most people don't. Should we haul off people to jail for driving after being awake for more than a certain number of hours?

      The people you SHOULD be worried about on the road are people who think their SUV was made to drive 80 mph 5 feet behind the car in front of them.

      Yes, drunk driving is bad and should be dealt with. But decreasing the legal limit isn't fucking helping.

      --
      Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken - Tyler Durden
  157. How about something worse than jail, Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Appropriate punishment for virus/worm writers would be thousands of hours of community service at Microsoft doing tech support without pay until the virus/worm is no longer present on the Internet. That could take a few years, at least until the OS is EOL'd. I'd also add that every phone call they took, they would have to explain to every customer that THEY are responsible for creating this trouble and apologize.

    I think public exposure and humiliation would be more appropriate and cheaper for these teenagers. Having the system create another career criminal because some kid wants to be a dumbass doesn't hold long term benefit for anyone.

  158. Definition of "hacking" by phorm · · Score: 1

    Part of what is scary is that, to lawmakers and average individuals alike, hacking hack somewhat of a mystique which makes it not overly well-defined.

    Gaining unauthorized access to a computer? Hell, I've seen everything from root exploits to a kid guessing a teacher's password that qualify as this. While the first may require some expertise and the afteraffects are more-or-less quite different, in law and common opinion they sometimes seem to fall in the same boat.What about if the teacher hid his paper gradebook in an obvious place and a kid pencilled something in, is that hacking?

    I think, what we really need, is a clearer definition of the crime, the penalties, and moreover the steps leading to catching and positively identifying the perpetrator.

    The malaise of ignorance surrounding computers is astounding, and as GUI takes over most people find that my text console is an uber-hacking-tool. Ignorance is breeding fear, and in so leading to consequences quite often above and beyond the scope of the act committed.

    That being said however, I have little problem with nailing somebody who hacks a CC system or something similar and steals money, but really you should be able to prosecute under the non-digital equivilents: vandalism, b&e, theft, malicious mischief, and for major cases I'm sure there are other equivilients (somebody running amok through your system being the same penalties as if a bulldozer had been taken to the office/servers).

  159. When will they learn? by Syberghost · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When will the feds learn that raising penalties isn't going to deter this type of crime?

    When/if somebody demonstrates that to be true?

    Or are you making the classic "less than 100% deterrence == 0% deterrence" mistake?

    The piece ends with a quote from uberhacker Kevin Mitnick saying just that.

    It's deterring him pretty well.

  160. STFU, BITCH. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I get my ass pounded, my friend, I do it with intimate acquaintances, not federal prisoners. FYI.

  161. Re:Statistics..who is responsible? by hesiod · · Score: 1

    > So send the press an anonymous letter, genius.

    I'm surprised that one A.C. had to point this out to another A.C.

  162. How to really stop the Windows viruses by ReelOddeeo · · Score: 1

    Here is how to put a final stop to the Windows viruses once and for all. Or at least a big dent.

    Have a big jail time or financial penalty for....


    Software Piracy!

    None of this settlement nonsense. Let's have RIAA style $150 million lawsuits for pirated Microsoft software.

    I'll leave it as an exercise for the reader to connect the dots.

    --

    Those who would give up liberty in exchange for security and DRM should switch to Microsoft Palladium!
  163. their computer by SHEENmaster · · Score: 1

    We had to tell them we replaced the "chips" so they didn't think we were forcing them into a complete upgrade. (A $30 "complete upgrade")

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    You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.