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  1. Derrr... on More Jail Time For Computer Crime Starting Next Month · · Score: 1

    So if my car has a computer under the hood do I get a life sentence for speeding?

    Kevin....My roof is almost done. Email me.

  2. Pfffffflllttt.... on New Disney / Samsung HDD Video Set-Top Box · · Score: 1



    No amount of coolness can compensate for the Evilness(tm) of Disney's hand.

    .

  3. Urrr....but, but... on Computers, Unemployment and Wealth Creation · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "People who work with computers remain fixated on efficiency. Every week I hear the debates over whether businesses should use Linux or Windows, the commentators always wrangling over which systems will save the most money. I find this battle increasingly tiresome. I'm more interested in finding the systems that will put more people to work." ...more people just muck things up!

    Seriously, if competition is the engine of capitalism, then surely efficiency is the fuel.

    Editor Mod -1(Off Planet)

  4. Agreed. Time for the Corporate Death Sentence. on SCO's Plan Examined · · Score: 1

    Seriously.

    I am now of the opinion that corporate entities that break any securities or fraud laws should have their corporate charters revoked, their assets auctioned off to the higgest bidder and the entire list of principals each given a lifetime ban against serving as any kind of corporate officer.

    Man, I am strict .

  5. Oh, great... on China Joins EU in Galileo Satellite Venture · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Thats all I need. Chinese cruise missiles raining down on my ass.

    BTW...anyone know what the state of our anti-sat weaponry capabilities are lately?

  6. Obligitory Simpsons Quote... on Amateur Radio Braces for Hurricane Isabel · · Score: 2, Funny


    "Marge, prepare the emergency ham!"
    </HOMER>

  7. D'oooooh! on Sun Tries Subscription Software Pricing · · Score: 1

    Been so lnog wtihuot an SCO sorty, I cna't tihnk sriathgt!

  8. Rrrrrrrrre, on Sun Tries Subscription Software Pricing · · Score: 0

    Taht souhld hvae satrted out as "Mmmmmh,".

    RFTA!

  9. So who the hell... on US/Canada Power Outage Task Force Event Timeline · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    ...declared this to be an "SCO Nonsense Free Friday"?

    Stumped, I am!

  10. Manager free Technical Authority???? on Failure Is Always an Option · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "The Columbia Accident Investigation Board has recommended that NASA establish an independent Technical Engineering Authority. This would put responsibility for technical matters where it rightly belongs -- with the engineers who, because they know how the space shuttle was designed, also know best how it can fail."

    After reading this, my immediate thought was, "Goodie, who going to be appointed to manage this new technical authority? A seasoned NASA manager, right?

    Our best hope is that NASA is wise enough to make this Authority a panel of rotated, working engineers!

  11. Wi-Fi Prophylacticism... on Anonymous User Challenges RIAA Subpoena · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hmmm....Prophylacticism....Did I just invent that word?

    Kiddies, I've said this before and I'll say this again. If you HAVE to do P2P, install an open Wi-Fi access point on your home network. Keep all your goodies behind a firewall, but have that open Wi-Fi there. When the RIAA drags you into court, you will have a big wad of plausible denial on your side. There is NO LAW that makes you liable for unauthorized use of your network access.

    Besides, if you're willing to share your music, why not share some bandwidth too?

  12. Re:I wonder... on Experts Recommend Keeping Hubble Operational · · Score: 3, Informative

    Hubble Altitude = 370 statute miles
    Space Station Altitude = 240 statute miles
    Difference = Waaaaay too much.

  13. I've heard of "Pump-And-Dump"... on SCO Execs Dumping Stock · · Score: 1


    ...but this is clearly a new twist.

    I suggest we call this tactic "Hump-And-Dump".

    .

  14. Lemme seee.... on OpEd Piece on Extended Life Expectancy · · Score: 3, Funny


    ...100 more years with the DMCA, Patriot Act, the MPAA and the RIAA getting meaner and stronger?

    Slashdot too?

    Tough choice. I'll get back to you.

  15. Also... Keirsey-Bates Temperment Sorter on The Introvert Advantage · · Score: 1


    All this info is in "Please Understand Me."

    Nothing new here. Move along.

    http://keirsey.com/Please.html [SEE, NO GOATSE!]

  16. Der Marianne Rickenbach... on Maryland Plans Code Review for Voting Software · · Score: 1

    Googling Marianne Rickenbach turned up the following info:

    Photo and email address
    (Near the bottom, and oh yea, turn up your beer goggles to "FULL")

    MRICKENB@montcopa.org

    Have fun...

  17. Huhhhh? on MSI's Home Theatre PC Reviewed · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The speakers are each rated for 3W RMS"

    Has Richard Stallman become so noisy that they've named a unit of measure after him? 8^)

    .

  18. Haruumph... on Meet the DoJ's 'Anti-Piracy' Lawyers · · Score: 0, Funny

    Since you can answer any juicy questions, I wont bother to ask any.

    So...errrr...oh yea....what are your favorite colors?

  19. Re:With That Many Lawsuits on RIAA To Sue Hundreds Of File Swappers · · Score: 1

    Sure, just give it to a lawyer on a 90% contingency basis.

    Ah...the sweet smell of greed.

  20. Re:How to really F*CK the RIAA on RIAA To Sue Hundreds Of File Swappers · · Score: 2, Informative

    Justin Frankel clearly knew the RIAA was headed this way which is why he created WASTE, a P2P that limits the pool to 50 connections and encrypts the streams. This cellularizes the activity dramatically increasing enforcement costs.

  21. Prophylactic defense measures.... on RIAA To Sue Hundreds Of File Swappers · · Score: 2, Funny

    OK, file sharing kiddies. Now that the Evil RIAA(TM) has opened up its bad-nasty can of legal whoop-ass, you need to engineer "Plausible Deniability" into your activities. Go out right now and buy a Linksys Wi-Fi Broadband Router (or functional equivalent).

    When you install it, install it wide open, no passwords, no encryption. Place all of your other boxen behind some other firewalling device.

    When the RIAA hauls you into court with your IP addy as the star piece of incriminating evidence, produce your receipt for the Wi-Fi box and printouts of it's configuration and say "some neighbor must have been using my connection".

    Case Dismissed.

    Oh, IANAL, but that's a good thing.

  22. OK, I give up Bill. on Microsoft Steps Up Anti-Spam Efforts · · Score: 5, Interesting



    Exactly how does Microsoft profit from eliminating spam? Unless of course you are planning to introduce a whole new mail system protocol based upon the Palladium security model...

    ...shit...never mind. Damn it, I did it again.

  23. Re:PCB file on Aussie Company Releases Xbox Mod-Chip Designs · · Score: 1

    The site said PROTel.

  24. Ohhh mannnnn... on Aussie Company Releases Xbox Mod-Chip Designs · · Score: 1



    What a way to piss in Bill G's morning coffee.

    Great timing too. I just got my copy of "Hacking the XBox" from "Bunny" Huang in the mail.

    Now...where'd that bottle of Ferric Chloride go?

  25. Mr. Balmer... on Microsoft Acquires RAV Antivirus · · Score: 2, Interesting



    So does this mean that you're standing down from your goal of "Secure Computing" to something more akin to "Kinda Almost OurFingersAreCrossed WeKnowMoreThanTheHackers WeAllCarryRabbitsFeet Computing"?

    And to think I once believed in you guys.