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  1. Re:Buy my video!!! on Google Launches Pay-Per-View Web Video · · Score: 2, Funny

    In the book, those people were known as gargoyles.

    I see that Googoyles.com is available...

  2. news flash... on Dvorak: Linux too much like Windows · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Dvorak too much like crotchety columnist trolling for publicity

  3. shocking. on Microsoft Tries a "Switch" Campaign · · Score: 5, Funny

    This makes Ellen Feiss and baby jesus cry.

  4. Re:from the post on Dealing with the RIAA? · · Score: 1

    Didn't know that. It's better than 4 at least. When will it support "AND"?

  5. from the post on Dealing with the RIAA? · · Score: 2, Funny


    It has been 4 years since Slashdot posted it's first story containing the phrase "RIAA"...

    Good thing "RIAA" is over 4 characters or we'd never know when the first story was. :(

  6. Re:Power supply adapters and plugs... on Connectors: A History of Their Technology? · · Score: 1

    There's a dimple on the metal inside the receptacle that is supposed to rest inside the hole on the plug, to sort of hold it in place better.

  7. Re:With a 25 hour day on Hacker Survey · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Good point. Reminds me of that quote by H. Jackson Brown:
    "Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein."

  8. Re:OT - Bandwidth of a 747 filled with CD-ROMS on NVIDIA's Pixel & Vertex Shading Language · · Score: 1

    Very cool assessment.

    But the sig did say "a 747 filled with CD-ROMs," and not "a 747 whose cargo space is filled with CD-ROMs."

    So what happens if you include the passenger cabin, cockpit, and all overhead bins in the calculation?

  9. Re:ummm... DIGITAL camera? on Camera Meets Speedometer, Travel Across Country Together · · Score: 1

    It's because they make a lot of money from film. Just like HP makes over half its revenue from printer accessories, like ink.

  10. Chuck Jones found a few on Every Species on Earth · · Score: 1

    Let us not forget the several species uncovered by Chuck Jones in the Roadrunner cartoons.

    Roadrunner:
    Velocitous Maximus
    Accelleratii Incredibus

    Wile E. Coyote:
    Appetitum Gigandum
    Eatius birdius

    Can't remember any more...

  11. Re:"Telecom Valley"?? on Rolling DSL and Wireless Access Out In One Swoop · · Score: 1

    Seriously, I was wondering the same thing. The zip code up there is E.I.E.I.O.

  12. For sale cheap: on Space Pictures From Near and Far · · Score: 5, Funny


    For sale: One novelty T-shirt, displaying the (formerly correct) image of the Milky Way, and the words "You Are Here" with arrow. Lightly used. Almost clean.

  13. Re:*That* was interesting on Coming Soon: Ultra Wide Band · · Score: 2, Informative


    - Can an enthusiast make one of these "impossibly cheap" devices?

    The chips are already being made, and I suppose it won't be too long before someone with a soldering iron could put together a transmitter.

    - Is it really that resistant to interference? We're using so many frequencies at one time, can they really not clash?
    - Will it interfere with traditional radio signals? I.e, it seems to clobber other reserved EM frequencies to make use of high bandwidth. Would this mess up our telly or radio?


    It's a totally different technology than radio. Radio is transmitted via long sine waves of energy. UWB is very short pulses of noise, like an extremely short burst of morse code. Won't have any effect on radio or TV.

  14. Re:Neat Point on Lindows Reviewed · · Score: 5, Funny


    It's not the OS it's the user that sucks. If it's user friendly, you get stupider people.

    Call Linus, I think we have a new slogan.

  15. I see the ploy on No Red Hat-AOL Merger In The Works, Says CNET · · Score: 5, Funny

    I get it! This is cheap market research.

    1) "Leak" a story that you are in talks to buy Red Hat.

    2) Observe the terabytes of feedback from industry analysts, reporters, and fanatical users.

    3) After denying everything as rumor,...

    4) ...bring several million dollars worth of free research to the next board meeting.

    5) Get a raise for your ingenious idea.

  16. an old koan on Palm Announces Separated Software Operations · · Score: 2, Funny

    What is the sound of one business unit clapping?

  17. Re:And they wonder why sales have dropped... on Linuxwatch Budget System of 2001 · · Score: 1


    as Apple has realized, you don't need to have ghz+ machines to satisfy the average user.

    As Apple has realized, you don't need to make anything but a snowglobe with a desklamp attached to satisfy the average user.

  18. if you're bored... on Search for Terrestrial Intelligence · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dunno who wrote this, but this story reminded me of it:
    ----

    Imagine if you will... the leader of the fifth invader force speaking to the commander in chief...

    "They're made out of meat."
    "Meat?"
    "Meat. They're made out of meat."
    "Meat?"
    "There's no doubt about it. We picked several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, probed them all the way through. They're completely meat."
    "That's impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars."
    "They use the radio waves to talk, but the signals don't come from them. The signals come from machines."
    "So who made the machines? That's who we want to contact."
    "They made the machines. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Meat made the machines."
    "That's ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You're asking me to believe in sentient meat."
    "I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. These creatures are the only sentient race in the sector and they're made out of meat."
    "Maybe they're like the Orfolei. You know, a carbon-based intelligence that goes through a meat stage."
    "Nope. They're born meat and they die meat. We studied them for several of their life spans, which didn't take too long. Do you have any idea the life span of meat?"
    "Spare me. Okay, maybe they're only part meat. You know, like the Weddilei. A meat head with an electron plasma brain inside."
    "Nope. We thought of that, since they do have meat heads like the Weddilei. But I told you, we probed them. They're meat all the way through." "No brain?"
    "Oh, there is a brain all right. It's just that the brain is made out of meat!"
    "So... what does the thinking?"
    "You're not understanding, are you? The brain does the thinking. The meat."
    "Thinking meat! You're asking me to believe in thinking meat!"
    "Yes, thinking meat! Conscious meat! Loving meat. Dreaming meat. The meat is the whole deal! Are you getting the picture?"
    "Omigod. You're serious then. They're made out of meat."
    "Finally, Yes. They are indeed made out meat. And they've been trying to get in touch with us for almost a hundred of their years."
    "So what does the meat have in mind?" "First it wants to talk to us. Then I imagine it wants to explore the universe, contact other sentients, swap ideas and information. The usual."
    "We're supposed to talk to meat?"
    "That's the idea. That's the message they're sending out by radio. 'Hello. Anyone out there? Anyone home?' That sort of thing."
    "They actually do talk, then. They use words, ideas, concepts?"
    "Oh, yes. Except they do it with meat."
    "I thought you just told me they used radio."
    "They do, but what do you think is on the radio? Meat sounds. You know how when you slap or flap meat it makes a noise? They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat."
    "Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much. So what do you advise?"
    "Officially or unofficially?"
    "Both."
    "Officially, we are required to contact, welcome, and log in any and all sentient races or multibeings in the quadrant, without prejudice, fear, or favor. Unofficially, I advise that we erase the records and forget the whole thing."
    "I was hoping you would say that."
    "It seems harsh, but there is a limit. Do we really want to make contact with meat?"
    "I agree one hundred percent. What's there to say?" `Hello, meat. How's it going?' But will this work? How many planets are we dealing with here?"
    "Just one. They can travel to other planets in special meat containers, but they can't live on them. And being meat, they only travel through C space. Which limits them to the speed of light and makes the possibility of their ever making contact pretty slim. Infinitesimal, in fact."
    "So we just pretend there's no one home in the universe."
    "That's it."
    "Cruel. But you said it yourself, who wants to meet meat? And the ones who have been aboard our vessels, the ones you have probed? You're sure they won't remember?"
    "They'll be considered crackpots if they do. We went into their heads and smoothed out their meat so that we're just a dream to them."
    "A dream to meat! How strangely appropriate, that we should be meat's dream."
    "And we can mark this sector unoccupied."
    "Good. Agreed, officially and unofficially. Case closed. Any others? Anyone interesting on that side of the galaxy?"
    "Yes, a rather shy but sweet hydrogen core cluster intelligence in a class nine star in G445 zone. Was in contact two galactic rotations ago, wants to be friendly again."
    "They always come around."
    "And why not? Imagine how unbearably, how unutterably cold the universe would be if one were all alone."

  19. well, crap on AT&T Broadband To Merge With Comcast Cable · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dammit, I switched to cable to get away from the chaos in DSL-land!

  20. Re:Fair, but it's getting better on EQ 'Shadow of Luclin' -- Pretty Graphics, Ugly Release · · Score: 2


    As for the requirements, they are high, but that most people who buy a new computer now will get one that easily meets them.

    Even for people who don't buy new computers it's not a problem. An extra 256 MB of RAM costs, what, US$35? That's only $5 more than the expansion itself. Everyone seems to freak out about memory requirements when that is just about the cheapest, most effective way to upgrade your game experience.

  21. I smell a... on General Fan Performance Guide · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    HOAX!

  22. random bible reference on Exodus Files For Chapter 11 Protection · · Score: 2


    And lo, Moses said, "Let my people go."

  23. The (slashdotted) article on Real-life Ornithopter to Take Flight? · · Score: 4, Informative

    Ornithopter

    Advanced design is relying on nature's model more and more: from "fish scales" that speed up boats, to robotic actuators that limber up synthetic muscles and joints. But the oldest concept of how a machine would fly, based on the action of bird's wings, still hasn't taken flight.

    Envisioned first by Leonardo Da Vinci in the 1500's, an "orinthopter's" major design dilemma is getting the up an down motion of the wings to be strong enough for lift off, while not destroying the body of the plane in the process. Modern piloted ornithopters, despite Kevlar and Plexiglas, are thus still on the ground.

    But researchers at the University of Toronto's Institute for Aerospace Studies claim their machine will either get off the ground in the next few weeks, or prove that a bird-brained plane is an impossible design challenge.

    "It's been a balancing act, challenging the aerodynamics and structural dynamics," said Derek Bilyk, an engineer who came to the project as a graduate student three years ago. " This fall, we will have taken the aircraft to the limits of its performance, but we're pretty sure it's gonna fly; ninety percent sure."

    The researchers have reason to be optimistic. The ornithopter did achieve a take-off speed of 55 miles-per-hour last month, powered only by an engine and its bird wings. But the bouncing of the craft was reportedly very uncomfortable for the pilot and may have shaken the plane toward destruction and so the plane was stopped.

    Bilyk revealed the landing gear has since gone through a redesign to make it more shock-absorbent, which the eight man team believes will make a viable aircraft, albeit a likely commercial flop.

    "I can't think of a good commercial use for it," lamented Bilyk. "But nobody has been successful at it, and yet it the oldest dream of flight."

    http://www.ornithopter.net/index.html

  24. hmm, strange opening paragraph on Real-life Ornithopter to Take Flight? · · Score: 3, Interesting


    The article's first paragraph says ...But the oldest concept of how a machine would fly, based on the action of bird's wings, still hasn't taken flight.

    Kind of misleading. The Wright brothers' design was based almost exactly on the bird's wing, but in the bird's "gliding" mode (wherein the curved top surface creates faster moving air, which causes lower air pressure above, which effects lift).

    The Wrights wisely avoided the complicated "flapping" mode of wings by creating the necessary forward motion using a prop.

  25. personally on Acknowledging Great Free Software · · Score: 2

    The most gratifying part of developing free software is watching the download numbers spin up. Immortality through software, in exchange for a few weeks of part-time volunteer work.