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  1. Flybar's the coolest one on The Toy Fair's Top 10 Strangest Products · · Score: 5, Informative

    Looks like someone already got their hands on a Flybar. With video!

  2. Re:Venus: An Enigma on Venus: The Forgotten Planet · · Score: 5, Informative

    Perhaps this page may shed a little light upon your question.

  3. Re:Amen. These schools blow. on Tech Training Schools Going Bust · · Score: 5, Funny

    Blue in the north, gray in the south.
    Brush up on your history, son.

  4. Re:Which OS? on The 100-Million Mile Network · · Score: 5, Informative

    They're using RAD6000 processors which are modified chips used to run old Macs from the early nineties. Each rover has 384 megabytes of RAM, the extra 256 is for images.
    The operating system is VxWorks.

  5. Smart Bricks on Smart Bricks to Monitor Buildings of the Future · · Score: 1

    Didn't Edgar in Electric Dreams already invent these?

  6. Re:floating server farm on Buy Your Own Aircraft Carrier · · Score: 1

    You are thinking of Sealand. Here's an interview with the owner of HavenCo which provides (provided?) offshore servers.

  7. Re:At least they're not speaking Toki Pona on Klingon Interpreter Needed In Oregon · · Score: 1

    You do know that pokemon has Toki Pona beat since it only has three words!
    Pika!
    Pika-pi!
    Pikachu!

    For other linguists I would suggest the language of Marklar which has a relatively small vocabulary made up of articles, pronouns and the word "marklar".

    Per speakers of Klingon, I heartily recommend suicide. That goes for both of you.

  8. Re:Rotary phones (OT) on Michigan First With A Law That Could Outlaw VPNs · · Score: 1

    My father's business used to have a rotary phone with a lock that went through the fingerhole making it impossible to dial. I hope that's how they kept kids from making outbound calls because kids today would have to be remarkably stupid not to realize spinning a dial would be akin to pressing a button. Smacks of the apocryphal story I heard about an engineer weeping at Bell Labs in Murray Hill because he didn't know how to change a lightbulb.
    For you kids out there, you can make calls on a telephone if it doesn't have a dial or a touchpad (or if they're disabled) by simply treating the hang-up mechanism like a telegraph. It takes a bit longer and there's a chance all the rattling will draw attention but it is possible.

  9. Re:Airline Pricing..and others on Which Price is Right? · · Score: 1

    You bet your bippy the poor or the folks who live paycheck to paycheck pay out the nose for a crappy five hundred dollar loan. 782% APR (or more) is considered okay because these are short term loans not long term loans and the issuing bank has to turn a profit.
    Still these rates are usurious considering the payback of a 500 dollar loan through County Bank of Rehoboth Beach paid back at the minimum will entail you paying nearly three times what the original loan was taking the rule of thumb given by processing centers of thirty dollars per hundred, refinancing just for the fee the first four times but having to pay fifty dollars towards the principle at the very least on the fifth refinance.
    Of course if you want to save money, pretend you have one of these payday or short term loans because you'll end up better off in the end.

  10. Re:Where's the Harsh Words for Transmeta? on Linus Has Harsh Words For Itanium · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, revolutionary.

    Just like the Segway.

  11. Re:Last Dune Series on Sci-fi Channel's Children of Dune · · Score: 1

    Do not forget that it's always been mentioned in the Dune novels that Duncan Idaho has epicanthic folds in addition to having black hair and a taste for General Tso's cat.

  12. Re:OT: Premoderate Reviews on Solaris: Another View · · Score: 1

    But if we moderate stories as to whether they appear on Slashdot or Slashdot's front page then we'd be no better than Kuro5hin!!! Think of the children!

  13. Re:Trademark nightmares. on The Apple Name Game · · Score: 1

    Arches windoze undon it is.

    Funny that they had h@x0r speak in the thirteenth century.

  14. Re:At least Sonny Bono didn't write it on New Resource for Online Comic Artists · · Score: 1

    And don't forget

    14. ????
    15. Profit!

  15. Re:It's a scam. on New Frozen World Found Beyond Pluto · · Score: 1

    Yeah, this planet is Shaggai.

  16. Ten Planets! on New Frozen World Found Beyond Pluto · · Score: 1

    Hooray, our solar system is finally metric!

  17. Superman Curse on Keanu Reeves as Superman · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that Keanu will be subject to the Superman curse if he accepts the role? His last name does maintain the pattern.

    Christopher Reeve - Quadriplegic
    George Reeves - Suicide
    Keanu Reeves - ???

  18. Re:Reading in the mirror. on Apple Explains Interface Differences · · Score: 1

    There is a reversed font, it's called RSTimesMirror

  19. Re:I smell HBO, cc them with your letters on Farscape Frelling Cancelled · · Score: 3, Funny

    Farscape on HBO means one thing:

    Blue boobies.

    'Nuff said.

  20. Re:An interesting occurance... on Do Cell Phones Make Us Stupid? · · Score: 1

    The person on the other end of the cellphone isn't paying attention to your driving or road conditions since their health and well being is not your responsibility.
    The passenger that you're speaking with is going to look at the road now and again and alert you to dangers or other things you really should be concentrating on instead of talking your fool head off.
    It's not about how many hands are on the wheel but how aware you are of your surroundings.

  21. Re:The Good and the Bad QWZX on Ricardo Montalban Recalls Khan · · Score: 1

    LDS, a joke from Star Trek IV: Save the Whales where Kirk said Spock did a little too much LDS back in college or the sixties when the audience knew he meant LSD.

  22. Re:OMFG!!!!!!! on Ren and Stimpy (And John K) Returning? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    John K. was the reason why Ren and Stimpy was no longer aired on television. Halfway through Ren and Stimpy's run he started to butt heads with Nickelodeon management because of the content of the cartoon and more importantly the fact he was taking forever to create new episodes. That's why he no longer did Ren's voice and was only listed as a creator in the credits.
    Ren and Stimpy was funny for the first few episodes but one would realize that John K. only had a few good ideas. The only shows I've seen that "ripped off" Ren and Stimpy have been Nickelodeon cartoons. Like the neanderthal, Ren and Stimpy were a dead-end.

  23. Eight Point One is the Easiest Slackware Ever on Slackware 8.1 rc1 Announced · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can check your email and receive messages from the world wide web! Slackware will help you stay in touch with all your friends by making a buddy list. I know that I instant message my friends all the time. Plus the new Slackware comes with bright shiny buttons, surprising sounds that make you excited about the interweb and being in-touch with folks from around the world who are just like you!!!!!
    "Slackware's tech support has been nothing but patient, understanding and helpful!" says grandmother Eunice Haversham.
    "It's so easy even I can use it!" says Michigan resident Robert Malda.
    The best thing of all about Slackware is the fact that it's FREE !!! Just pick up a copy at McDonalds in their Tux Happy Meal or download it from your favorite website or give us a call at 1-800-LUNIX4U right away and we'll tell you about our other great offers!

  24. Re:RIP on James Doohan Not In A Coma and Likely To Survive · · Score: 1

    How come this is modded as "funny" but the previous post of "He's dead, Jim" is considered a "troll"?

  25. Re:Group work fucking sucks. on Georgia Tech Cracks Down on Learning · · Score: 1

    What the fuck are you doing reading slashdot from work in the first place? Shut your hole and do something productive.