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  1. Which is it? on Man Stalks Ex-girlfriend With GPS · · Score: 1

    This story sounds suspicious to me. Was the guy a tech geek, or did he have a girlfriend? You can't have it both ways.

  2. Re:60%? on Foam Gluing Flaw Killed Columbia Astronauts · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    After reading Feynman's addendum to the Challenger commission report, I'm surprised this 60% figure wasn't interpreted as "a 40% margin of safety".

  3. NASA on Our Friend, The Meter · · Score: 4, Funny
    9.36 inches according to some ham radio sorts and some NASA folks among others. Pretty close... but... shouldn't NASA know better by now?


    I worked at NASA back in the early 90s. They had a big campaign to push the metric system, including posters which read "Metric is a Perfect 10!". So I got out my ruler and measured the posters, and found them to be exactly 2 feet by 3 feet...
  4. Space Opera on Babylon 5 Creator Pitches Trek · · Score: 1

    The musical episode of Buffy got very high ratings. I think they should add song and dance to Trek.

    It wouldn't be any worse, would it?

  5. Re:VMs will solve this issue on The History of Programming Languages · · Score: 0

    I've always wanted an "unless" statement, that means basically "if ( ! ... )". For example,

    unless ( a.contains( b ) )
    {
    a.addElement( b );
    }

  6. Re:Nah.. rioting. on Web Logs Finally Meet Sim City · · Score: 1

    As the looting continues, people start making off with the foundations of the buildings and, one by one, they start simply collapsing and filling the area with rubble and dust.

    And you view this all from a neighboring building, with the Pixies' "Where Is My Mind?" playing in the background. Then you turn to the woman next to you and say, "Marla, you met me at a very strange time in my life..."

  7. Did you ever think...? on Parenting and a Career in Coding? · · Score: 1

    and am now concerned that commercial software development is not a good job for a dad to have.

    Did you ever think that maybe a child is not a good thing for a commercial software developer to have?

    Prioritize, man.

  8. I'm glad on Researchers To Climb Ararat To Seek Noah's Ark · · Score: 1

    I'm glad this article was labelled "Science", and has a picture of Einstein next to it. I hear Einstein himself was funding a trip to Mt. Ararat to follow up on his successes in finding Atlantis and the Abominable Snowman before he was captured by a UFO.

  9. But! on A New Ice Age? · · Score: 4, Funny

    But _The Day After Tomorrow_ is by the director of Independence Day -- how could it be anything but a quality picture?

  10. Classless on Rocket Science vs. Barry Bonds · · Score: 1

    Okay, Bonds hit a home run off him, but did he really have to kick sand in his face afterwards?

  11. The third? No, the fourth. on Third Space Tourist is Set · · Score: 1

    He's not the third, he's the fourth. They're forgetting this guy:

    http://www.jsc.nasa.gov/Bios/htmlbios/al-saud.html

    "Payload specialist", my ass. Just a coincidence that he was a Saudi prince, I guess. Everyone working at NASA at the time knew he bought himself a ticket.

  12. Two comments on U.S. Students Shun Computer Science, Engineering · · Score: 2, Insightful
    1. They write

    But AeA researchers also state in the report that the effects of offshore outsourcing on technology workers have been exaggerated, and that no hard numbers are being gathered by government or independent entities that cite exactly how many jobs have actually been lost to outsourcing over the past few years.

    But where are THEIR hard numbers? Pot, kettle, black. It's like they're saying, oh, they haven't even proven there's a problem -- but here's what's causing it.

    2. Please also keep in mind that they are talking about the outsourcing of ALL tech jobs, including engineering, and not just computer science. Within computer science, jobs ARE being outsourced to save money. It's undeniable.
  13. Communicating back on Melting Europa · · Score: 1
    From the article:

    These could analyse the water while the craft floated in the ocean and the results could then be transmitted to Earth through the ice with a type of powerful transmitter used by submarines.

    Other melt-through proposals propose a tether that connects the melter to the lander on the Europan surface. The lander has a tried-and-true antenna for communicating information back to Earth. Problem solved.

    [My apologies that this post contains no knee-jerk reaction to the submitter's polemics.]
  14. Oh the irony on Real Sues Baseball Over Windows Media · · Score: 1

    How funny. RealNetworks can't even use the pictures, descriptions, and accounts of the game, even with the express written consent of Major League Baseball.

  15. The best job on the planet on Dream Jobs of 2004 · · Score: 1
    If you want to know who has the best job on the planet, you need only check this site:


    http://www.thirstytraveler.tv/html/home/index.ph p? sec=home


    I have no logical reason to hate this guy, but that doesn't stop me.
  16. Re:too hard on Perl Haiku Poetry Contest · · Score: 2, Funny

    There was a young lady called Jenny
    whose limericks aren't worth a penny.
    Her technique was sound,
    but she always found
    whenever she tried to write any
    she'd end up with one line too many.

  17. Re:The Armpit of America on The Absolute Worst Working Environment? · · Score: 1

    Look, we've heard some compelling stories here of difficult working conditions, told from the heart. What made you go and feel the need to make something up, just to get sympathy?

  18. Dude on Tom's Reviews Expensive, Noiseless Case · · Score: 1
    Potentially costing as much as $1400...


    Dude, just put it under your desk.
  19. Re:Emulators on 55 Operating Systems On A PowerBook · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, if this guy REALLY wanted to impress me, he would have the 55 OS's running nested inside each other, in an emulator.

    Of course it would probably take 10^236 years to printout "Hello, world!" in the innermost OS but speed isn't really the issue, is it?

  20. "60 to 100 feet in length" on Nuclear Powered Mission to Jovian Moons · · Score: 1

    "60 to 100 feet in length" says this Yahoo news article:

    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/ 20031209/ap_on_sc/icy_moons_2

  21. Re:It gets worse... on Nuclear Powered Mission to Jovian Moons · · Score: 3, Funny

    Er, no.

    Lots of meteors and such have already penetrated the surface. Once you hit the ocean, all you're going to encounter is 1) geysering and 2) refreezing. And since Europa has (great food but) no atmosphere, any liquid that's exposed sublimates instantly to steam.

  22. Contradiction on Nuclear Powered Mission to Jovian Moons · · Score: 1
    First they're all...
    Chemical-sensing instruments mounted on the spacecraft could identify organic chemicals on or just beneath Europa's surface, McKay said. However, those organic chemicals would have been so badly degraded by Jupiter's intense radiation that it would be impossible to tell if they came from anything alive.

    Then they're like...
    "Wouldn't it be fascinating to discover life on Europa that's based on amino acids and proteins entirely different than the stuff we know on Earth?" he said with a grin. Sensors aboard the spacecraft might not be able to detect such life at all, but an instrument landed directly on the ice could surely do the job.


    Uh, dude? Could we detect life from the surface, or not?
  23. Patent on Amazon Launches Full Text Book Search · · Score: 1
    I wonder if a patent is in the works." Or if a patent is already owned.


    Like that would stop them from trying to patent it again.
  24. Re:A better way to do this... on Baffling the Spam Bots · · Score: 1

    The problem with this is -- you would have the same "dictionary-size" problem as was mentioned in the article. That is, you would have to human-generate every test, and if you reused the tests, spambots could easily pick up on that and know the correct answers.

    And if you think you can computer-generate the quizzes, well, then, I'm betting a computer could guess the answers, if it used the same knowledge web for the word associations. The text-based CAPTCHAs work because you can computer-generate them but not easily computer-decypher them.

  25. Chinese on China Sends First Taikonaut To Space · · Score: 1

    I'll bet an hour later, he wanted to go again!