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  1. Re:So does this mean... on New Substrate Tech Creates System LCDs · · Score: 2

    If you telnet into your current Zaurus with a cracked screen, you may at least retrieve some of the information stored on it. If you crack an "intelligent screen" upon which the PDA itself depends, well, you're hosed.

    Good enough for you?

  2. So does this mean... on New Substrate Tech Creates System LCDs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So then, what happens when I crack the screen? Time for an all-new Zaurus?

    Wait a tick... that's bloody brilliant on Sharp's part!

    I'm going to work on getting Sony and Nintendo to start integrating processing functionality into their controllers. Then, when somebody gets pissed and breaks one, they'll have to buy a whole new console!

    I'm off to the USPTO, suckers!

  3. Re:Me too! Me too! on An Interesting Look at the Video Game Industry · · Score: 2

    Wow. A bit harsh, dontcha think?

    You must've bought Rez too, huh?

  4. Re:The better point ... on Massive Two Towers Battle · · Score: 3

    Yeah, it was almost like some bad Jerry Bruckheimer movie, wasn't it?

  5. Re:A question about how your voting sytem works [R on Mathematicians: Elections Flawed · · Score: 2

    I do believe you're referring to John Quincy Adam's election, wherein he didn't win the popular vote but carried the EC as well.

  6. Re:Candidates would campaign to the voters on Mathematicians: Elections Flawed · · Score: 2

    We're not a democracy. Why can't people seem to understand this? We are a Representative Republic; we're a Union of States, not an affiliation of voters. You want direct democracy on a scale that somewhat works, invent a time machine and go live in Athens. Otherwise, try to understand your governmental system and stop whining.

    Oh, and Congress represents the people; the Senate represents the States.

  7. Re:Absolutely wrong. on Mathematicians: Elections Flawed · · Score: 2

    How would moving to a popular voting system change the way campaigns work? Would it not, in a popular system, be far more efficient to campaign in areas of high population density in order to draw a greater number of popular votes in a lesser amount of time?

    Moving to a popular system doesn't do squat for the rural farmers in Montana, any more than the current system does.

    "Flyover" states would remain as such and there's jack-all anyone could do about it.

  8. Mon dieu! on U.S. Ranks 17th in Freedom of the Press · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bah, who cares? The report's authored by the French! Those cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys put an author on trial recently for stating in public that he thought Islam was the "stupidest religion" or somesuch, so I'm hesitant to even begin feeling chastised.

    Stupid Frogs.

  9. Re:Thats like....Indeed on ADA Doesn't Apply to Web · · Score: 2

    Reminds me of that bad, bad Helen Keller Joke:

    Q: How did Helen Keller lose a hand?
    A: Trying to read a street sign at 55mph.

  10. Re:Edited scenes on LOTR Director's Cut Reviewed · · Score: 3, Informative

    Rejoice and be glad:

    "- The group is handed cloaks and food by the elves
    as well as parting advice. Galadriel gives gifts
    to each of the members. Gimli has a very
    unlikely request. Wait till you hear what he
    receives. "

    It's in there.

  11. Re:Many unanswered questions remain on Interview with Taylor & Pennington from Red Hat · · Score: 2
    Here's a start:
    • "nuclear"->"nookyular"
    • "tin" and "ten" are pronounced precisely the same way
    • Epithets containing four-letter words are no longer necessary and can be replaced by the generic "Yankee"
    • Pronounce any word that even vaguely looks Spanish like Peggy Hill would
    • Replace all occurences of "Polish Jokes" with "Aggie Jokes" (or, alternatively, "Okie Jokes"


    My wife's a native Texan, so I really hope she isn't reading /. today...
  12. Re:As a general rule on Microsoft Shuts Down Lik Sang · · Score: 2

    Gamecube discs spin backwards. That's probably what you were thinking of.

  13. Re:rare's best game on Microsoft Buys Rare · · Score: 2

    Yeah, but I bet you the orange car would still cheat every 4th race or so.

  14. Re:If you can't beat 'em, buy 'em. on Microsoft Buys Rare · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I think it was a brilliant feature with a promising future.

    Then why did you rip King's X and Van Halen?

    Couldn't you find your copy of Hocus Pocus by Focus or that Golden Earring album?

  15. Re:If you can't beat 'em, buy 'em. on Microsoft Buys Rare · · Score: 2

    They do if you buy them from the Sharper Image.

    Then again, they'll sing songs and ionize your air too while they're at it...

  16. Re:that doesn't mean they'll produce good games on Microsoft Buys Rare · · Score: 2

    I still have nightmares featuring Snake, Rattle n' Roll's theme music... *shudder*

  17. Re:Sega made (past tense) awesome games on Microsoft Buys Rare · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Play some Super Monkey Ball 1/2, Virtua Fighter 4, Sega Soccer Slam, or Sega Sports Tennis, then come back and post that comment again. I dare ya.

    There's not much that's more fun (at least when it comes to video games) than getting three friends together and playing Monkey Fight 2 for a couple of hours.

  18. Re:support on UT2003 Gone Gold, Ships with Linux Support · · Score: 2

    No, this means that Epic has an ex-Loki employee now who did the porting to Linux in his spare time. There has been talk of an OSX port, but once again, processor architecture requirements are going to be a hangup (unlike the Intel-only port to Linux).

  19. Re:History Repeating on Blizzard Announces New Starcraft Game · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    irony
    Pronunciation: 'I-r&-nE also 'I(-&)r-nE
    Function: noun
    Inflected Form(s): plural -nies
    Etymology: Latin ironia, from Greek eirOnia, from eirOn dissembler
    Date: 1502

    1 : a pretense of ignorance and of willingness to learn from another assumed in order to make the other's false conceptions conspicuous by adroit questioning -- called also Socratic irony

    2 a : the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning b : a usually humorous or sardonic literary style or form characterized by irony c : an ironic expression or utterance

    3 a (1) : incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result (2) : an event or result marked by such incongruity b : incongruity between a situation developed in a drama and the accompanying words or actions that is understood by the audience but not by the characters in the play -- called also dramatic irony, tragic irony

    [/Pedantic]

  20. Re:Completely missing the point on A First Look At The Xandros Desktop · · Score: 2

    "Patch almost everything without reboot"? Errrm, SP3? Office SPs? IE updates? Media player? Anything that's from Microsoft? Last I checked, every bloody one of those required a reboot...

    Non-MS software can usually be "patched" sans-reboot, although I've noticed a distrubing trend in games to force/reccommend a reboot after an install/patch procedure.

  21. Re:Anime on Animatrix Trailer · · Score: 2

    I'd love for you to lay out why you think that FoTR "SUCKS MAJOR". How would you have changed it to make it more faithful to the book?

    The only things that readily come to mind are: 1) putting Arwen in her proper place and 2) actually featuring Tom Bombadill and the Barrowwights.

    But those two issues hardly constitute enough to make a movie MAJORLY SUCK...

  22. Re:Why would they classify airships? on Big Black Delta Mystery Solved? · · Score: 2

    Besides, then you can get said enemy all scared about aliens and stuff. That's always good.

    Yeah, 'cause it worked in Spies Like Us, right?

  23. Re:ludacris? on unix.com Wins Domain Dispute · · Score: 2, Redundant

    No no, this is ludacris.

  24. Re:Ohh no on IBM Getting PwC Consulting for $3.5 Billion · · Score: 2

    "What would ya say.... ya do here at Initech?"

  25. Re:Prohibitions on May I Have Your EULA Please? · · Score: 1

    But then there's that nasty little trend that has been going 'round the legal circles as of late, whereby, since the Internet "extends" into any and all states with connections to the 'net (read: every friggin' state), then, by extension, any and all actions you perform online are, in fact, comitted in each and every state simultaneously.

    Luckily, the courts system has (for the most part) seen through this ruse, thus far.

    But to be safe, the story's author might want to look into obtaining hosting in Sealand.