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Big Black Delta Mystery Solved?

jonerik writes "According to this article from Space.com, hundreds of sightings of enormous arrowhead-shaped aircraft that have been logged since the 1980s just might have been solved. According to a new report by the National Institute for Discovery Science, the craft (referred to as Big Black Deltas, or BBDs) are massive black airships on the order of 600 feet long, 300 feet wide, and 40 feet tall, weighing on the order of 100 tons and capable of carrying huge loads over long distances. Since a 2001 NIDS study correlated sightings of large triangular or delta-shaped objects with Air Force Materiel Command and Air Mobility Command bases throughout the United States, it's assumed that the BBDs are DoD transport airships. Dr. L. Scott Miller, professor of Aerospace Engineering at Wichita State University, agrees with much of the NIDS report. 'I do think that a large airship, with a heavy lift and other mission objectives, has been built,' says Dr. Miller. 'Lockheed has shown a great deal of interest in airships for many years. The real question is whether the Department of Defense has committed to buy and use such machines.'"

427 comments

  1. Why would they classify airships? by Fenresulven · · Score: 1

    Why would the DoD classify information on some large airships to such a great extent?

    1. Re:Why would they classify airships? by delta407 · · Score: 2
      Why would the DoD classify information on some large airships to such a great extent?
      Why would the DoD give the enemy information on some large airships?

      Besides, then you can get said enemy all scared about aliens and stuff. That's always good.
    2. Re:Why would they classify airships? by CTalkobt · · Score: 2

      Simple.

      All of the "wars" that America has handled for the past little bit has been through a build-up phase on orders of months or so. If there is a super-quick way to move men/materials/totally cool *hit in then the enemy will be in a relaxed posture.

      You can't plan for what you don't know.

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    3. Re:Why would they classify airships? by captain_craptacular · · Score: 3, Insightful

      All of the "wars" america has handled in the last little bit were total one sided slaughters. It's not like if Iraq of Afganistan had an extra 2 weeks to prepare they would have "won"...

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    4. Re:Why would they classify airships? by the+way,+what're+you · · Score: 0

      To prevent terrorists from knowing the methods used to shuttle CowboyNeal around. :)

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    5. Re:Why would they classify airships? by sirsex · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't think these modern wars can get much shorter. The Gulf War was over before my popcorn got cold.

    6. Re:Why would they classify airships? by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 1

      Probably because the materials and technology used to make the ship were obtained from the alien craft that crashed in Roswell.

    7. Re:Why would they classify airships? by CTalkobt · · Score: 1


      Actually the reason we waited so long before attacking Iraq I really believe was because Iraq could not maintain distance supply lines for too long.

      Lack of supplies means lack of moral.

      Lack of moral means pigeon shooting when it comes time.

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    8. Re:Why would they classify airships? by elixx · · Score: 1

      The scary thing is, that such a conclusion might be so.
      If maglev and anti-grav are "just reaching" later stages of development, then something is truely amiss.

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    9. Re:Why would they classify airships? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was more to it then 100 hours of ground war, just ask anyone in the USAF.

    10. Re: Why would they classify airships? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      > All of the "wars" america has handled in the last little bit were total one sided slaughters. It's not like if Iraq of Afganistan had an extra 2 weeks to prepare they would have "won"...

      To attempt a thread-relevant spin on that, the USA was woefully short of ground troops in the arena when the Taliban unexpectedly collapsed. (Most of the slaughter was done by native factions.)

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    11. Re:Why would they classify airships? by timeOday · · Score: 1
      Are you sure?

      Somalia "won," did it not?

      I think surprise could be very important to the outcome in the (probably) upcoming war against Iraq. Support is already weak, and any significant casualties just might tip the scales.

    12. Re:Why would they classify airships? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the US government is a bunch of lying cocksuckers.

    13. Re:Why would they classify airships? by sirsex · · Score: 1

      I agree. And I wouldn't have wanted be there. But now we have a ground war of 5 days, instead of the traditional 5 YEARS.

    14. Re:Why would they classify airships? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In Somalia no one "won".

      The United States did pull out it's forces, but the United Nations Mission (Pakistan, Qatar, Italy) remained.

      The United States Embassy remained.

      By the Day of the Rangers, the United States was already starting a draw-down in the region.

      The Somalia people lost, the Clans lost, the United Nations lost, the United States lost soldiers, the Canadians broke up it's Para Regiment.

      There were no winners in that conflict.

    15. Re:Why would they classify airships? by Daetrin · · Score: 2
      Let's see, the military is using what is essentially a big baloon in potentially hazardous situations.

      Big ballon; meaning that if you can get to it, just about all you need if you're the enemy is a sharp stick, and it's fairly slow, so it can't run away or evade very well.

      However along with the possiblity that they're already got some kind of stealth technology, the enemy is even more unlikely to be able to spot them if they don't know they're supposed to be looking for a (relatively) slow moving baloon rather than a fast moving airplane.

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    16. Re:Why would they classify airships? by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      They couldn't maintain supply lines while we were blowing the shit out of each and every one of them. We couldn't blow the shit out of each and every one of them until we had the ordnance in place to do so. That kind of stuff takes time. Luckily, they Iraqi army was content to sit and wait instead of being aggressive, particularly when there were only a few, more lightly armed troops there.

      Also, it's morale, and pigeons don't surrender in large droves. :)

    17. Re:Why would they classify airships? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      why would they classify airships? they wouldn't.

      keeping stuff classified is pretty difficult; lots of paperwork, and lots of lazy officers. and nobody wants to get in trouble for leaking classified info, so the less of it, the better. furthermore, it's taking about a year and a half to get a top secret clearance right now, so having a complete military/civilian maintenance staff with the appropriate clearances would be tough.

      there are lots of people on air force bases. maybe in the deserts of nevada you could keep a plane secret, but if a plane landed on the runway outside my office window, i'd see it. and i have no clearance, so i'm under no obligation to keep it silent.

      and i agree with the other posters: if the enemy knew that we could land large numbers of troops and equipment with just a few planes, they wouldn't be able to stop us... we land this stuff on our own bases, not in the middle of the field. if anything, they'd have to respect our awesome power to drop hundreds of tanks on them in a heartbeat, and then chicken out.

      so basically, imagine having a fleet of large objects flying above highly populated areas that only a few thousand people in the world are allowed to see, and the enemy doesn't really want to see... you wanna be in charge of this? didn't think so. neither does the gov't.

      -name withheld, just in case-, A1C, USAF

    18. Re:Why would they classify airships? by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think surprise could be very important to the outcome in the (probably) upcoming war against Iraq.

      Think about what you just said. If it occurs to you that a war against Iraq is probable, maybe the same thought occurs to the Iraqis? Kinda ruins the whole surprise aspect when the Washington Post publishes your battle plans. Congress is already holding hearings about how to set up our puppet government in Baghdad once we've done away with Saddam.

      They know we're coming. We just don't know it yet.

    19. Re:Why would they classify airships? by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 2, Funny

      Incidentally, it was the government's stated goal during the Gulf War to eliminate Iraq as a threat in the Middle East for at least 10 years. The Gulf War was in 1991. Iraq's a little overdue for an ass-whooping.

    20. Re:Why would they classify airships? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Actually, Desert Shield took along time because M-1 tanks and M-2 APCs are fucking heavy and it takes along time to get them between Fort Hood Texas and Saudi Arabia.

      A C-5A can only carry 1 M-1 at a time or 2 M-2s.

      So to move a battalion to the Gulf it would take 14 C-5s for the M-1s. And 8 for the M-2s.

      The US had to move 1.8 million tons of supplies to the Gulf before the war could start. And 126,000 vehicles and 350,000 tons of munitions.

    21. Re:Why would they classify airships? by ttyRazor · · Score: 1

      Large, slow moving aircraft carrying large loads of cargo? The best defense these things have is an enemy not being aware of their existence in the first place. Otherwise they're sitting ducks.

    22. Re:Why would they classify airships? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And liberal asshats be damned. If we don't do something about them now, there WILL be a nuke attack on a US city within the next 10 years.

    23. Re:Why would they classify airships? by ZaMoose · · Score: 2

      Besides, then you can get said enemy all scared about aliens and stuff. That's always good.

      Yeah, 'cause it worked in Spies Like Us, right?

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    24. Re:Why would they classify airships? by telstar · · Score: 2
      The best defense these things have is an enemy not being aware of their existence in the first place.
      • So what do we do with them all after the first one comes out of the shed?
    25. Re:Why would they classify airships? by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, I seem to remember a bit in the intro to one of James Blish's Star Trek books about a certain Capt. Kirk during the Vietnam conflict who managed to use the coincidence of his name with James T.'s to good tactical advantage against what must have been the dumbest cadre in the entire Viet Cong.

      So you never know. Maybe the enemy will think that big black triangular blimp thingy is from another planet.

    26. Re:Why would they classify airships? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And an Anonymous Coward on slashdot is a great authority, I'm sure.

    27. Re:Why would they classify airships? by MaxVlast · · Score: 1

      Huh? By Iraq? Are you daft!?

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    28. Re:Why would they classify airships? by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      Depends on what you consider "winning" to be. Go by pure kill ratio and the US won 100-1.

    29. Re:Why would they classify airships? by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      Airships were used in World War I and to a lesser extent World War II. They proved quite hardy (once they started using helium!!!) - have dozens of separate gas cells. I imagine it wouldn't be too hard to make the cells out of Kevlar or that new spider silk stuff.

    30. Re:Why would they classify airships? by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      Low observability is also a possibility. If they're stealth planes, they could be pretty safe. Also, they can fly higher than most airplanes - that's how the SR-71 and U2 avoided interceptor jets and SAM missiles, which couldn't reach up that high.

      Also, if they're transport planes, they'd be used to take material into staging areas, not battle zones - for example, Saudi Arabia during the Gulf War. They'd be not much more vulnerable than a large transport aircraft.

    31. Re:Why would they classify airships? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many defenses soes a large aircraft carrier have? Only the airplanes on it's deck and the destroyers right? Well, I would hope this would have a following of helicopters and aircraft to protect it.

    32. Re:Why would they classify airships? by obdulio · · Score: 1

      How many people are involved in building such ballons? In flying them? Maintenance? Landing?

      Come on, it's impossible to keep such a big thing hidden for 20 years.

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    33. Re:Why would they classify airships? by FeloniousPunk · · Score: 1

      Actually, 14 M-1 tanks equals a company, not a battalion. If my memory serves, there are 58 tanks in a battalion (and assorted tracked vehicles like M-577 command post vehicles, M-106 mortar carriers, and various trucks and humvees). As you can see, it's not efficient to airlift armored vehicles, so they are usually shipped to a region, but that can take 30 days or more.

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    34. Re:Why would they classify airships? by JimPooley · · Score: 2

      ....U2 avoided interceptor jets and SAM missiles, which couldn't reach up that high.
      Well, at least one did - I refer you to the story of one Francis Gary Powers, U2 pilot shot down over Russia, at which point all western air forces immediately rethought their strategy of attacks at high flight levels...

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    35. Re:Why would they classify airships? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The F-117 was kept hidden for way longer than that.

    36. Re:Why would they classify airships? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on, it's impossible to keep such a big thing hidden for 20 years.

      People working on classified projects are not your typical slashdot geek who runs their mouth off. They know when to keep it shut.

    37. Re:Why would they classify airships? by AGMW · · Score: 1
      The best defense might just be to tell 'em the fuckers are nuclear powered and if they shoot 'em down they're gonna be toast!

      Neato!

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    38. Re:Why would they classify airships? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      You are correct sir.

      I got all confusled.

      So it's be even more trips of C-5s.

      In the Desert Storm phase, M-1s were being airlifted, then a C-5 crashed in Germany because of a tired crew and from then on they were sealifted.

    39. Re:Why would they classify airships? by spookymonster · · Score: 1

      Take a look at the Skycat line of airships. They're practically marketed as long-range troop movers, capable of moving up to 1,000 tons faster and cheaper than conventional land and sea methods.

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    40. Re:Why would they classify airships? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like in all wars the winners were the people who made money. If there's ever going to be any progress made towards any sort of peace in the world, the first world citizens are going to have to stop believing their own government's hype and start realising the truth. Wars are not fought for morals, they are fought for money. The money to be made from supplying both sides with weapons, ammunition, medical supplies. The money to be made for a politician's campaign chest by supporting the war. The money to be made from movies about the brave GI Joe's giving their all for Democracy. Then you have the biggest joke of all, the people who lost the most in Somalia didn't even have that much to lose to start with.

    41. Re:Why would they classify airships? by lostPackets · · Score: 1

      "Winning" in the miltary sense is pretty clearly defined. In Somilia we failed to achieve the primary objective of the mission (the capture), therefore the mission was a failure, our impressive kill ratio nonwithstanding.

    42. Re:Why would they classify airships? by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      One out of hundreds/thousands of flights... not an awful record.

      Of course, SAMs and interceptor aircraft are better now, but stealth likely offsets that.

    43. Re:Why would they classify airships? by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      Actually, the people we went after in that raid were captured. We weren't going after the head (Wahid, was it?), we were going after his lieutenants (and got a lot of them). A number died during the extraction, but we still got 'em.

    44. Re:Why would they classify airships? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2
      Al-Qaida?

      IIRC bin Laden used Clinton's disastrous Somalia adventure as the case study that the supposedly invicible American military could be defeated by political means. It led directly to greater support, more sympathizers, etc.

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    45. Re:Why would they classify airships? by Hieronymous+Cowherd · · Score: 1

      You seriously believe anything done in/to Iraq will prevent a nuke attack on a US city within 10 years? The chances of that are mighty high with or without Iraq.

    46. Re:Why would they classify airships? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      electrokinetic propulsion system, and more importantly, probable nuclear power source of electric current

  2. It's like the square root of a million.... by gfxguy · · Score: 2, Funny

    No one will ever know. (Nelson from the Simpsons)

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    1. Re:It's like the square root of a million.... by RKloti · · Score: 1

      I don't want to spoil your quote or anything but sqrt(1000000) is 1000.

    2. Re:It's like the square root of a million.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One thousand. You're welcome.

      Next question?

    3. Re:It's like the square root of a million.... by t · · Score: 1

      If you had bothered to reference it at all you would find that the answer is either 1000 or -1000. We'll never know which is the correct answer.

    4. Re:It's like the square root of a million.... by he-sk · · Score: 2

      No sqrt(1000000) is 1000. The equation x^2 = 1000000 has two solutions for x (1000 and -1000).

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    5. Re:It's like the square root of a million.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      er, its a quote from the simpsons; put your slide rules away.

    6. Re:It's like the square root of a million.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is why the quote is funny.

    7. Re:It's like the square root of a million.... by t · · Score: 2
  3. Electrokinetic Drive? by Wise+Dragon · · Score: 2

    "Elecrokinetic propulsion means that no propellers or jets are used."

    Someone want to explain that one?

    1. Re:Electrokinetic Drive? by Bearpaw · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Elecrokinetic propulsion means that no propellers or jets are used."

      Someone want to explain that one?

      It's a form of buzzword propulsion.

    2. Re:Electrokinetic Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.entrenet.com/~stevend/

    3. Re:Electrokinetic Drive? by Maniakes · · Score: 3, Funny

      Airships are big balloons. We've all rubbed balloons against our shirts, then stuck them to the wall. This is an "electrostatic" effect. If you rub an airship against a big enough shirt, it will accellerate towards the nearest large wall. The clever bit is that you pile a bunch of drywall slabs on the back of a truck, then drive the truck around while the airship follows. Since the wall is moving, the effect is "electrokinetic".

      I'm waiting for a report that the development of the large shirts in the 1950s was partially responsible for the Paul Bunyan legend.

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    4. Re:Electrokinetic Drive? by cpeterso · · Score: 3, Funny

      Elecrokinetic propulsion means that no propellers or jets are used.

      I think that means they are using telekinesis. That would explain why the CIA is harboring so many al Quaeda members in psionic prisons in Cuba. Islamic people are well known to have strong psychic powers. There brand of Evil is strong.

    5. Re:Electrokinetic Drive? by the+way,+what're+you · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Elecrokinetic propulsion means that no propellers or jets are used."

      Simple - if it does not use propellers or jets, then according to the quote, it must be using electrokinetic propulsion. Examples of this include paper airplanes, baseballs and automobiles. :)

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    6. Re: Electrokinetic Drive? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      > It's a form of buzzword propulsion.

      Yeah, here's a bench across the back where IT marketeers sit. The Air Force lures them on with the offer of a free ride in a high-tech airship, and then exploits them for the free propulsion.

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    7. Re:Electrokinetic Drive? by Taldo · · Score: 1

      Either that or they're generating a substantial electrostatic charge to create a repulsive force against whatever charge happens to be in the area. Remember that at higher altitudes static charge DOES become an issue. Clouds have them, for example... and considering the current found in a lightning strike... it can be considerable. Is it efficient? Who knows... static isn't all that hard to generate.

    8. Re:Electrokinetic Drive? by dark&stormynight · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, they're using multiple Vectored Cow Flatulence Propulsion Modules. They have cows suspended in frames that squeeze the cows in the right places producing hugh amounts of thrust. If you've read this far...then it must be true.

    9. Re:Electrokinetic Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also at http://jnaudin.free.fr/html/enhbbexp.htm is the page http://jnaudin.free.fr/html/advprop.htm .

      Which, being as both this and the parent posts are informative and AC-based, will remain at 0 while other drivel is > 0. Such is Slashdot.

    10. Re:Electrokinetic Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um... you cannot create electric charge. It is conserved.

    11. Re:Electrokinetic Drive? by Taldo · · Score: 1

      Semantics. Put a generator in one of these things and you 'create' charge. Nitpicking doesn't change this fact.

    12. Re:Electrokinetic Drive? by DChristensen · · Score: 1

      +1, (Funny, err...I hope)

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    13. Re:Electrokinetic Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      and those strange crop circles are the markings left by BBD landings.

    14. Re:Electrokinetic Drive? by IknowNothinMuch321 · · Score: 1

      Well...I don't know about this, but an interesting thing I ran across last year, at http://www.futurehorizons.net/grav.htm there is a triangular shaped craft that is silent...think the cat was already out of the bag on this one. And you can buy it too!

    15. Re:Electrokinetic Drive? by uradu · · Score: 2

      > Such is Slashdot.

      Mhm. Electrostatics and magnets, the eternal objects of fascination of crackpot science. All "technical" details invariably always related by word of mouth and memory from another guy who actually did it. Never an actual working prototype that can be demonstrated to the public. Yeah, I wonder why Slashdot is not biting.

    16. Re:Electrokinetic Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Air is ionized and then the ions are accelerated through an electic potential. When the accelerated ions are ejected out the back, it creeates thrust.

    17. Re:Electrokinetic Drive? by liberteus1 · · Score: 1

      I guess they're talking about MHD propulsion (magneto-hydro-dynamic). That's why the "planes" can accelerate to a VERY fast speed without a sonic bang: the plane creates its own shockwave and rides it.
      Funny thing is that today I received a mail from a UFO site notifying of an update, about a French scientist, Jean Pierre Petit, who thinks the US gov has the tech., solved the energy problem associated, and will more or les let his secrets be known. How weird.
      check this link, french only sorry :( Des armes et des ovnis

    18. Re:Electrokinetic Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the most hilarious comment i have ever read.

    19. Re:Electrokinetic Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Elecrokinetic propulsion means that no propellers or jets are used."

      Someone want to explain that one?

      It's a form of buzzword propulsion.

      Oh, so they're really built by Microsoft?

    20. Re:Electrokinetic Drive? by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 2
      In theory it is possible to move air around electrically- for example, you can turn the air into a plasma and then sweep the plasma backwards to give thrust. However air at STP does not ionise at all easily, so huge power sources would be needed, but then blimps can carry many tonnes, so it's not totally inconceivable to carry a nuclear reactor around.

      However plasmas might appear on radar, and plasma would tend to be visible (if formed outside the vehicle).

      Still, I'm not sure I buy any of this. In particular I wonder how easy it would be to hide a really huge vehicle like that during construction- satellites would tend to spot it for one thing.

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    21. Re:Electrokinetic Drive? by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Actually, they're using multiple Vectored Cow Flatulence Propulsion Modules. They have cows suspended in frames that squeeze the cows in the right places producing hugh amounts of thrust. If you've read this far...then it must be true.

      Unfortunately, they don't have the kinks worked out in the drive yet. Every once in a while a cow gets badly mutilated by a damaged frame. So they just drop down over some unsuspecting dairy farm and make a quick overnight swap - thereby adding cattle mutilations to the rumors about UFOs.

    22. Re:Electrokinetic Drive? by eddeye · · Score: 1

      It's a form of buzzword propulsion.

      "Are you getting on the bus, Ed?"

      "No, I'm taking this go-cart powered entirely by my own sense of self-satisfaction."

      Ed Begley Jr, The Simpsons

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    23. Re:Electrokinetic Drive? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      "Elecrokinetic propulsion means that no propellers or jets are used."
      Someone want to explain that one?
      I'd venture to say that this is MHD in reverse...
    24. Re:Electrokinetic Drive? by esper_child · · Score: 1

      Is this like the famous cat and flooring system?

    25. Re:Electrokinetic Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if it was built under ground, or on a building with a ground type roof.

    26. Re:Electrokinetic Drive? by ColaMan · · Score: 2

      I know, do not feed the crackpots, but :

      The "hydro" in magnetohydrodynamic means WATER.

      I guess you're after magnetoaerodynamic.
      It's a pretty easy mistake to make when it's Super Secret Alien Buzzword Central around here.

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    27. Re:Electrokinetic Drive? by the+grace+of+R'hllor · · Score: 1

      Well that's not new. Hot air has been used in balloons for centuries now.

    28. Re:Electrokinetic Drive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Q: "What happens if an electrostatic charge is distributed over the surface of a bouyant asymmetrical object free to move in the surrounding atmosphere?"

      A: "It causes both the surrounding air and itself to move."

      Anyone know where I can get a really big (but light) Van DeGraff generator?

  4. Bullshit. I saw one. by revscat · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was going to post this anonymously, but then decided it would just lessen my credibility.

    I saw one of these in (of all places) Denton, Texas in 1992. I was going to the University of North Texas, and was hanging out at this friend of mine's house. We had stayed up all night talking politics and philosophy, and had gone out onto the balcony so I could smoke.

    Her apartment was on the second floor, facing the pool, behind which was another two-storey apartment building. We hadn't been out there long when I noticed something moving just above the building opposite us. It was triangular in shape, with lights at each of the points. In appearance it was dark grey, and the lights at the points were just a tad brighter than the stars around the thing. It's orientation was almost completely vertical: imagine holding up a mostly-equilateral triangle in front of you and moving it from left to right, with the point facing right. It was moving very slowly, I would estimate at around 20 or 30 MPH.

    I shouted out "Hey, what's that?" It took a short while for her to see it, but eventually she did. We watched it for a minute, chattering excitedly, before it slowly turned away from us and disappeared off to the west.

    It didn't make a sound, and it was very big. It was unidentified, it was flying, and it was an object. Beyond that I make no claims. But if the DoD can build something like that, then I'm damned impressed.

    No, I'm not bullshitting in some weak attempt to get karma. This really did happen to me.

    1. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

      and had gone out onto the balcony so I could smoke.

      ... smoke what, exactly???


      (sorry, i find this all incredibly interesting, i just couldnt pass up the opportunity to make a lame, incredibly obvious joke ...)

    2. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by the+way,+what're+you · · Score: 0
      ...and had gone out onto the balcony so I could smoke.

      You don't name the substance that was smoked, could you please clarify? ;)

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    3. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by LMCBoy · · Score: 2

      Interesting account, thanks for posting it. But I don't understand why you discount the possibility that it was one of these secret DoD blimps?

      What specifically about the thing that you saw is inconsistent with one of these things?

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    4. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by MisterBlister · · Score: 2

      So, what's your title about then ('Bullshit')? What you described sounds pretty much exactly what they described in the article. Do you have reason to believe it wasn't a military craft, or?

    5. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by david.given · · Score: 5, Interesting
      It was probably a jet.

      The eyes can play very funny tricks on you. I live under the flight path for Heathrow, and at night you see these huge diamond-shaped aircraft flying over. I look at one, I know it's a jet, I tell myself it's a jet, but I can clearly see the lines connecting the nose and tail with the wing tips, and the body is easily visible.

      The brain's got this amazing pattern-recognition system as part of the visual processing. Unfortunately, when it doesn't know what something is, it tends to guess, and one of the algorithms it uses is to connect points with lines... and to fill in shapes... and the four beacons on the nose, wingtips and tail of a 747, seen at night, is perfect material for this.

      Of course, I don't know exactly what you saw, I wasn't there. But I strongly suspect what it was was a jet, a lot further away than it looked, banking away from you (so making the tail beacon invisible). You didn't make any sound because passenger jets are pretty quiet and it was a long way away, and any noise that reached you was drowned in the traffic noise.

      Sorry.

    6. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by fym · · Score: 1

      the only question is... what did you smoke out on the balcony? ;D

    7. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by ObviousGuy · · Score: 1

      IOW, Nothing to see here. Move along now.

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    8. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by revscat · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What specifically about the thing that you saw is inconsistent with one of these things?

      Mainly its orientation. It was flying on its side, not flat. Again, imagine taking a cardboard triangle and holding it up in front of you, with the point facing to the right. Now slowly turn the point of the cardboard triangle away from you: the triangle gets smaller, then flat. When it turned away from us, it was thin like the cardboard would be, but still vertical. Am I making any kind of sense? I don't feel like I'm describing this very well.

      Plus it was very angular. I would expect a blimp to be more rounded.

    9. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Sorry I have to reply anonymously, but I'm not registered.

      I'm not questioning your story, but whatever you saw, it doesn't look like it was trying to keep itself secret, since from your description it had some sort of running lights. The "black" aircraft hypothesized in the article would presumably try to keep itself as invisible as possible.

    10. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah right..up all night talking politics..sure and after a satifying bout, you needed to grab a smoke.

    11. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you saw was the planet Venus. No other object as been misidentified as a flying saucer more often than the planet Venus.

      Signed,
      Jesse V.

    12. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by Peridriga · · Score: 5, Funny

      Thank you for posting...

      An appointment has been made for a visit by many men in dark suits and black sunglasses to visit you and 'explain' to you what you 'really saw'.

      Please contact truth@mib.gov to schedule a time that is acceptable for you. We will most likely disregard you request and just shove you into a black van during the day.

      Once again, thank you for your coperation on this matter.

      The Management,
      -- Employee #82108302

    13. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by revscat · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Well, that's certainly a possibility. I agree with you on the pattern-recognition abilities of the brain. However, if it were a passenger jet:

      It was flying on its side

      It was flying at an altitude of less than 200 feet

      It was flying slower than any passenger jet I have seen before

      Again, I am probably wrong, and just got excited about my siting. But I live in a flight path for DFW airport, and I also know how passenger (and private) jets look at night. It didn't look anything like this.

    14. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by Quixote · · Score: 2
      We had stayed up all night talking politics and philosophy, and had gone out onto the balcony so I could smoke.

      Could this have something to do with the "vision" ?
      And what were you smoking?

    15. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by unicron · · Score: 2

      Would you like some water? And tell that Alex Trebek looking motherfucker to get his feet of my table.

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    16. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, but a stealth blimp would need to be angular. That way it doesn't reflect radar back in every direction. And being thin like you describe would be advantageous too, in that regard. However, it would still have to be big enough that it could have sufficient lift. How big was the object you saw? If your UFO was full of helium, think it could lift a few tanks?

      The orientation of a blimp could change. It's lift is not defined by the direction it's facing.

      Don't get me wrong, I don't necesarily believe your story *or* the one on space.com, but I don't see what your argument is. Your description sounds like it could easily be a... um... stealth blimp. How else is it going to remain airborne silently?

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    17. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to surmise that it was, in point of fact, whacky tobaccy.

    18. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by revscat · · Score: 2

      Don't get me wrong, I don't necesarily believe your story *or* the one on space.com, but I don't see what your argument is. Your description sounds like it could easily be a... um... stealth blimp. How else is it going to remain airborne silently?

      I guess I would question the physics of such a thing, then. If the DoD craft was kept aloft by a lighter-than-air gas, wouldn't that limit its shape and behavior somewhat? I could see the craft pictured in the article existing, but what I saw was flat and flying perpendicular to the ground. It looked nothing like either of the artists' representations in the article, although this really doesn't say much.

    19. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by bob_jenkins · · Score: 2

      While meteor-spotting, more than once I've seen a triangle-shaped thing fly overhead. I thought it was a plane at first, but it was slower than that, and the lights were dimmer, and flickered some. Eventually I decided it was three birds flying in formation with the city lights reflecting off their bellies. It was kind of small (or distant); I don't recall any stars going behind it.

      Did you actually see it, or just the lights at the corners? You say it was dark gray. Then you saw the ship itself, which would rule out birds.

    20. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by RocketRay · · Score: 1
      I was going to post this anonymously, but then decided it would just lessen my credibility.
      No, what lessens your credibility is your website.
    21. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by beerits · · Score: 1

      We had stayed up all night talking politics and philosophy, and had gone out onto the balcony so I could smoke.

      Smoke what? :)

    22. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Interesting
      > It was flying on its side
      > It was flying at an altitude of less than 200 feet
      > It was flying slower than any passenger jet I have seen before

      I can't speak to what you saw - I wasn't there. But how did you know its altitude?

      Suppose an aircraft is flying at 2000 feet and normal airspeed.

      Suppose an observer estimates (for whatever reason) that it's flying at 200 feet, when it's really at, say, 2000 feet.

      Such an aircraft will appear to be flying extremely slowly (and quietly) if you think it's at 200 feet when it's really at 2000.

      Your description of "flying on its side" indicates it may have been at an odd attitude relative to you - consistent with a previous poster's hypothesis that it was a jet banking away from you.

      The mind does funny things when given insufficient information. My funniest one was when I was driving to an air show, and I swore I'd seen a Rafale or Eurofighter, which made me wonder (a) what the hell it was doing here, 'cuz there was nothing like it on the list of planes scheduled to show up, and (b) why it was so quiet at that altitude, as a nearby propeller was able to drown it out.

      As it turned and overflew us, I realized it was one of those funky "build-it-yourself" kit experimental planes with an impeller ("pusher") design and a funky delta-wing configuration, and that's where the prop sound was coming from. A very slick homebuilt/kit plane, to be sure, but no EF2000. :-)

    23. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by brsmith4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even the military has to follow FAA regulations when flying, especially near the vicinity of an airport. Could you imaging the debacle if a passenger jet had struck that invisible triangle in the sky?

    24. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by MrScience · · Score: 1

      I worked with someone at Best Western HQ for a year, and he finally mentioned that he had seen one of these. It was late at night, and the thing was HUGE. But totally silent. In fact, many, many people in the Phoenix area saw it, including air traffic reporters and pilots. The government finally said that it was several planes at high altitudes in formation, but that solution didn't take into account that the stars were blacked out between the points of the triangle.

      Maybe if the planes were trailing weather balloons....

      For more info on this event, do a google search.

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    25. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2

      AND THEY ARE GUNNA USE THE FLASHY THING ON YA! Better watch out for Will Smith and Tommy Lee! Heh heh!

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    26. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it's not really his site. If you're not familiar with it, I suggest you browse around for awhile, it's really quite amusing, particularly if Bible-thumpers annoy you.

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    27. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by connery · · Score: 1

      I believe "bullshit" is in response to all the nay-saying posts prior to this one.

    28. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by mosch · · Score: 2
      We had stayed up all night talking politics and philosophy, and had gone out onto the balcony so I could smoke.
      Yeah, I like to smoke while I'm tripping too.
    29. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by dvd_tude · · Score: 1

      I had a similar sighting experience.

      However, before I would label it some sort of skunk-works / UFO hallucination, I would first keep in mind that 1.) it's very hard to establish the relative size of an object in the sky, especially at night and 2.) there are aircraft flying that have that sort of triangular looking shape, notably the B-2 bomber and FB-117. What I saw was probably a B-2.

      Also, there is ongoing research in unmanned vehicles, many of which seem to be triangular in shape for low radar observability. Here's an example.

      And, yes, they'd tend to be very quiet, just like the FB-117.

    30. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      One of the ways to make a plane disappear at night is to add lights. Planes are darker than the background when seen from the ground. A light or three and they merge with the background.
      Of course this applies to high-fliers, not low ones.

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    31. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by RedWizzard · · Score: 2
      You might want to check out the bottom of the about page:

      This parody is copyright 1996-2001 Americhrist Ltd. All rights reserved.

    32. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "All right, Beatrice, there was no alien. The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO.
      Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus."

      -Men in Black, Kay

    33. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by urmensch · · Score: 0

      wish I could mod you up!

    34. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by taernim · · Score: 1

      You have a number? I feel ripped off. I was expecting to talk to someone who just had a letter for a name like 'B' or 'L'. I'm such a low grade citizen... Le sigh...

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    35. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by KalvinB · · Score: 1
      One of them was seen over Phoenix in March 1997 and the news picked up on it real quick because so many people saw it. If it was trying to be stealth like it picked the wrong place to do it. I still have the original news article about it from the Arizona Republic lying around somewhere.

      The follow up article from 2002 from the AZ Repubic is cached on Google here titled "Mystery lingers over sighting of Phoenix Lights"

      It was seen for 2 hours.

      Ben

    36. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by DemiKnute · · Score: 1

      mib.gov? The Men in Black are completely unaffiliated with the government, dude. It should be mib.org. Or, considering that they make money from selling velcro or whatever, it might should even be mib.com. Definitely not mib.gov, though.

      You're welcome.

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    37. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by mark_space2001 · · Score: 1
      and had gone out onto the balcony so I could smoke

      Yes, and what were we smoking, hmmm?

    38. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by zero_offset · · Score: 1
      The parent should be modded up. Wish I had points today.

      If the original poster isn't just lying or wasn't trippin' balls, I'd guess he saw a B2. I've seen B2's pass overhead at night, and they're exactly like what the article describes -- enormous black triangles that make no noise and appear to be moving very slowly (since they're frigging enormous).

      I've also seen B2's pass from the side at airshows, and like all very large aircraft, they appear to be moving impossibly slowly. It's an optical illusion, of course, as they have stall speeds well over 100 MPH (a B2 is probably around 115 MPH). Having grown up on military bases I was very accustomed to staring at 100-ton C5 Galaxy transports coming in for landings at what appeared to be liesurely single-digit speeds.

      This whole giant secret blimp thing sounds pretty silly, though.

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    39. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by dodald · · Score: 2
      Perhaps it looked like this. I have been told that at a distance the B2 - because of its wide wing span, appears to be moving very slow. Slow enough that the person actually said "Slow, Real slow, Fall out of the sky slow". (I was just struck by the fact that I have never seen one at a distance, I have only seen a LOW fly-by near the local DoD contractor.)

      I'm not trying to say what you say, but could it have been one of these. You did say 1992, and thats about right for the B2

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    40. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by apirkle · · Score: 1

      Interesting... I was at UNT from 1999-2001, and one day I was outside McConnell Hall with a few friends. We looked up and said "Holy shit, it's a stealth bomber! And look at how low it is!"

      So, black triangular thing that we assumed was a stealth bomber, flying VERY low over denton at moderate speeds.

    41. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by revscat · · Score: 2

      If the original poster isn't just lying or wasn't trippin' balls, I'd guess he saw a B2. I've seen B2's pass overhead at night, and they're exactly like what the article describes -- enormous black triangles that make no noise and appear to be moving very slowly (since they're frigging enormous).

      Well, I was neither tripping nor am I lying. I considered the B2 as an answer, but it was flying perpindicular to the ground for about 20-30 seconds, and was not turning. As I have stated elsewhere in this thread, I believe in skepticism and appreciate yours. But what struck me as odd was a) the altitude of the craft, and b) it's slow speed. You are correct in saying that it is difficult to judge speed on something so large. It could very well have been a B2 or something similar.

    42. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by matman · · Score: 1

      On two individual occasions, I have seen groups of three satellites moving in formation across the sky. It gives the appearance of a large, slow moving triangle. The first time that I saw it, I thought that it was a UFO. In the news paper a few days later, it was reported that many people had seen it, and that satellite tracking facilities had verified it to be a grouping of satellites. The second time that I saw it, I could tell that it was moving across the sky at about the same rate that satellites do. Friends, on other occasions, have also seen these triangular satellite groupings.

      This is not to say that all triangular UFOs are just satellites traveling in formation, but it is a possibility.

    43. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 3, Funny
      $ host www.mib.gov
      www.mib.gov does not exist (Authoritative answer)

      At least, that's what they'd like you to believe...

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    44. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by praxim · · Score: 1

      I've seen large, flying black triangles also. As I recall, the sides were lit red and green. It was flying about 40-50 ft above the rooftops of nearby houses (this was in Staten Island- no comments about rotting trash affect my brain, please). My mom and I noticed it hovering above said houses as we were walking the dog, and it scared the shit out of me. It was completely silent. Creepy.
      I saw a picture of something resembling what I saw that night at a place linked to by Art Bell's site (I guess I'm a certified crackpot not) and it claimed it was a secret government aircraft. It certainly doesn't resemble this new thing- my triangle was an equilateral, this one's markedly isosceles. =P

    45. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by CuriousKangaroo · · Score: 1

      An airship need not be rounded like a balloon. All it needs is for the total weight of the combined structure and lighter-than-air gas to be less than (or equal to) the total weight of displaced air. If you can accomplish this with a rigid structure, great. Even if you need a flexible membrane structure that will have rounded corners, you can still stick small pieces of material on the outside of those corners to make them angular if you need to, say for stealth technology.

    46. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by ath0mic · · Score: 1

      Her apartment was on the second floor...

      The thing I find hard to believe about this story, is that a /. reader was in a girl's apartment.

    47. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by geekoid · · Score: 2

      actuall, lockhead martin has been working on something like this since the 1980's.
      "Cigar" shape is tradition for lighter then air craft, but the is no reason you couldn't buils a shell of any shape, then fill it with with lighter then air chambers. Since it relies on being lighter then air to stay aloft, there is no reason it can't be designed to fly at any angle, or rotate in any direction.

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    48. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You saw an airplane on landing approach to either JFK or NWK airport. The red and green lights signify the Port and Starboard sides of the airplane.

      The fact that you would even post this tripe shows that like most other SI residents, you are a fucking dickwad stoner.

    49. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are the Men in Black are completely unaffiliated with the government? From what I remember of the first one (I havn't seen MIB2 yet, so I could be wrong) they claimed they were part of the government, although no other parts of the govenment knew that they existed.

    50. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      really, ive seen one of thesee things too. ive studied aircraft my whole life and i have never seen anything like what i saw before EVER. i even have the date and time written down, with schematics for location and everything. it was october 9th 1999 between 12:25 and 12:35 at night, and we were in west longmont colorado, a small town on the foothills of the rockies, and also incidentaly home to the hub for the faa in the middle U.S. in my case there were no lights, no sound, and it was flying very slow, probably between 300-500 mph. it looked like it was very low judging by the size, but since everyone is saying these things were massive, it could have been a LOT higher than i estimated.2 of my other friends saw it with me, so they can vouch for it as well. as i said before though, ive studied aircraft design since i was little, and whatever the thing was we saw, i have never seen previously. i would like to know if anyone would have access to faa records or something and would be able to check this out, because the date and time are right on. i have it written down on a peice of paper, and i wrote it just after i saw it. anyways.. this stuff is real.

    51. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by nalfeshnee · · Score: 1

      Quoth the poster: "We had stayed up all night talking politics and philosophy, and had gone out onto the balcony so I could smoke." [emphasis added]

      QED.

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    52. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by Beautyon · · Score: 2

      It was probably a jet.

      The poster said it was silent. If it was a jet, he would have heard jet engine noise.

      If it was silent, this means that it is either propelled by some secret military engine that is completely silent, or it is not of human manufacture.

      If anyone has a link to a site where there is proof of a working engine, that can power a jet sized aircraft without making any sound, please post it.

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    53. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by Beautyon · · Score: 2

      I'd guess he saw a B2.

      Are you retarded? It was flying on its side at 200 FEET.

      Also, you have obviously never HEARD the B2 Bomber; it makes an INCREDIBLY LOUD NOISE. The poster said that it flew SILENTLY.

      The B2 NEVER files at 200 feet over American / Western cities at night.

      Try harder!

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    54. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by Beautyon · · Score: 2

      Before you reply to this, try and THINK.

      This could not have been the B2. The B2 is INCREDIBLY LOUD and doesnt fly at 200 feet over American / Western cities at night.

      It cound not have been any kind of "Jet". Jets make alot of noise, and do not fly at 200 feet on their sides over cities at night.

      It could not have been "Russian Stealth", for obvious reasons.

      If you think that it was some secret military craft, you would be wrong, because the USAF NEVER tests its secret craft over heavily populated cities. That is why they built the desert bases for testing.

      Halucination; unlikely, and the type of people who say this are really just cowards.

      So. We have something that is clearly mechanical, flying silently under someones direction, in a place and in a manner that is out of the ordinary, and contrary to the way that the military use their aircraft.

      What are we left with as an explanation? All the pathetic humor in the world wont make this stuff go away.

      Face the facts, do your homework and DEAL WITH IT.

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    55. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it was hovering. it was silent.
      you're the fucking dickwad.

    56. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I was going to post this anonymously, but then decided it would just lessen my credibility.
      so you're saying having a slashdot login improves your credibility?!@
    57. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by rmezzari · · Score: 0

      > and had gone out onto the balcony so I could smoke

      Ohhh, I see... Nothing like a little weed to make you see strange things flying...

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    58. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1

      I've seen huge transport AIRPLANES taking off and landing at a base nearby, and they appear to be going so slow that they should fall out of the sky. I wonder if these things are really going pretty fast but that their size makes you think they are lumbering along at 20-30 mph.

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    59. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by Mr+Guy · · Score: 2

      Agreed. A surprisingly large amount of information you "see" every day is completely made up based on your preexisting assumption of size of objects at given distances. Movie people use this constantly to produce amazing effects. Unless of course you also believe you "saw" Ian McKellen towering over Elijah Wood. What they did was just like what the plane did, even if unintentionally. You saw an object that your brain decided was close because of it's size, and the fact the other reference it had (the building you were in/on) was similiar size and close. After it decided the distance, it reevaluated the size, and said, Hey, that must be HUGE, since it's so close and still seems big. After that, it said, man, that must be silent since I can't hear it and it is so close. Finally, your brain decided it was moving really slow (or really fast depending on decided distance)

    60. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by Ricofencer · · Score: 1

      It is possible that you may have seen one, there is a big Lockheed Martin presence in Fort Worth. You said it disappeared off to the west. Hmm, Ft Worth is south west of Denton. All of the 'desert bases' mentioned would be to the west. As for the size and distances, other posters have valid points about perspective and geometry.

      If Lockheed Martin is hiring to build the JSF here in DFW doesn't it stand to chance that perhaps all of those people out there with clearances may have been working on some other classified aircraft.

    61. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2

      As far as I imagine (kindof the opposite of afaik), the only limitation on a craft kept aloft by it's density and size is that it would have to have a very large volume. If the craft were relatively flat, then it would have to be much larger to make up for the less voluminous shape.

      But no, the shape and orientation of the craft would be totally unlimited. A blimp could be upside down and backwards and it would still be lighter than air, right?

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    62. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're assuming it actually was at 200 feet, and near enough to be heard. Eyewitness accounts are known to be rather unreliable at judging sizes and distances.

    63. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by Skip666Kent · · Score: 2

      Whoops! This one's better.

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    64. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The B2 is NOT increadibly loud if it doesn't want to be. Have you ever seen a B2 flyby at an airshow? It is amazing how quiet they are even on a low altitude flyby. Granted, they may be a low power, but that is why the jet exhausts are on the upper side of the wing to make them more silent from the ground.

    65. Re:Bullshit. I saw one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The B2 is NOT increadibly loud if it doesn't want to be.

      That is total bullshit. The B2 is deafiningly loud, even at 1000 feet. It is an ordinary jet aircraft in an extraordinary shape.

      Put down the crack pipe before you post, AC asshole!

  5. Airship by papasui · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great you got an airship now all you need is a guy named Cid to fly it and some dudes with swords.

    1. Re:Airship by unicron · · Score: 2

      I'd rather have Setzer behind the wheel, but that's just me.

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    2. Re:Airship by farfolen · · Score: 1

      I'd much rather have a cookie-cutter hero chosen from a selection of eight and given a four letter name behind the wheel.

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    3. Re:Airship by farfolen · · Score: 1

      but that's just me

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    4. Re:Airship by Second_Derivative · · Score: 1

      Aah, come on, you've never flown in an airship until you've had Umaro behind the wheel ;)

    5. Re:Airship by unicron · · Score: 1

      Well if you had Gogo you could fly with everyone.

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    6. Re:Airship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're referring to the original Final Fantasy, there are six heroes, not eight.

  6. This is ridiculous. by Debillitatus · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The editors came up real short on this one. After reading the /. blurb, it sounded like an actual piece of journalism that was reporting on this. Ok, fine.

    Then I went to the website that this came from. Let me give those of you who bought this a clue: Any website which has "Consciousness Studies" on the front page is not anything close to reputable when it comes to speculating about objects flying in the air.

    Perhaps I'm being a bit thick-headed and missed the sarcasm, but it sure seemed like this was honestly submitted, and this is nothing but a load of crap.

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    1. Re:This is ridiculous. by Hans+Lehmann · · Score: 1

      Their web site also has a bunch of reports about cattle mutilations, complete with pretty questionable eyewitness reports. This alone puts them well into the Kook zone.

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    2. Re:This is ridiculous. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, let's not forget that consciousness has *nothing* to do with reality. "Consciousness Studies"... hah! Who'd want to study *that* anyway!

    3. Re:This is ridiculous. by meat_shield · · Score: 1

      Yeah you may have also noticed the nice big ad for Absolut Vodka right next to the picture for the story on the front page. Maybe the writers are getting some free samples

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    4. Re:This is ridiculous. by BryanL · · Score: 0

      I agree with you up to a point. I first read the story on MSNBC, so some of the more "mainstream" media outlets are also picking this up.

      At least here on /. we can pick the story apart and make a few wisecracks.

  7. Hey man, don't bogart the consciousness by xant · · Score: 5, Funny

    Consciousness studies are usually conducted with what I would term "consciouness aids". In the Timothy Leary sense. This could explain almost everything else this website reports on.

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    1. Re:Hey man, don't bogart the consciousness by jafac · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      That's absolutely not true. There's a totally reputable journal called "Journal of Consciousness Studies". It's topic is ongoing studies into the nature of human consciousness, including AI.

      http://www.imprint.co.uk/jcs_6_11-12.html

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  8. Does not compute. by AJWM · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Okay, some quick calculations, based on the estimated volume and mass, gives me a net payload of way less than 100 tons. (More like about 40 tons unless I messed up the math. - Figure a volume of about 36 million cu ft, the density is about 25 grams/cu ft, for a net lift of 10 gms/cu ft (air weighing about 35 gm/cu ft), or 36 metric tons.

    A 747-400 has a payload of over 120 tons with a range of over 4400 nautical miles. Why not just use 747s? (Although, if this airship has the advantages of stealth and being able to "land" just about anywhere, there might be some point.)

    Somehow I don't buy it.

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    1. Re:Does not compute. by happyclam · · Score: 2

      I was going to say "troop deployment" but then I remembered the Hindenberg.

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    2. Re:Does not compute. by liberteus1 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      747-400 has a payload of over 120 tons with a range of over 4400 nautical miles. Why not just use 747s? (Although, if this airship has the advantages of stealth and being able to "land" just about anywhere, there might be some point.)
      Why not use B747 ? Because they're not what you think they are. They are probably using magneto-hydronamic (MHD) tech to generate a shockwave in front of them and surf it. Sounds like a UFO ? Well, consider the F117 was developped in the 70's. Disclosed in 1990. Do you know why militaries disclose sercrets ?
      1/ can not be kept any longer. Not a good reason, considering secrecy was held for 10 years.
      2/ impress your enemies
      3/ you have better
      reason 2 and 3 are not exclusive, and I think that's exactly what happened: the message is: "you cant touch us" and "guess what we developped between 1980 and now ?".

      Now, I'd say that if such crafts are disclosed by the US militaries, it would be a way to tell Saddam and others: we can get thousands of men in a day in your country. Remember 1990 ? US Army took 6 month to be able to operate. Now, if that could last 10 days to bring all the people on the battlefiled, imagine the strategic advantage.
    3. Re:Does not compute. by Bender_ · · Score: 1

      grams per cubic feet ? WTF ? Imperial and SI units mixed up ? WHY ?

    4. Re:Does not compute. by nathanm · · Score: 5, Informative
      A 747-400 has a payload of over 120 tons with a range of over 4400 nautical miles. Why not just use 747s?
      A standard 747 works great for carrying passengers, and freight configured 747s can haul lots of cargo in small crates, but military airlifters use standardized pallets that won't fit in (current) 747s. Also, they can't carry tanks, large vehicles, helicopters, or other aircraft. Military cargo aircraft can accomodate the pallets or other large payloads. Besides, the C-5 can carry over 145 tons (max wartime payload, standard max is 125 tons).
    5. Re:Does not compute. by waldoj · · Score: 2

      Okay, some quick calculations, based on the estimated volume and mass, gives me a net payload of way less than 100 tons.

      Somehow, I don't buy it.


      You apparently don't understand -- it's nuclear. It's electrokinetic!

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    6. Re:Does not compute. by The+Dobber · · Score: 1


      NASA engineer

    7. Re:Does not compute. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the "US" we use grams as the next lower "Imperial" measure below ounce, although there I'm sure there's an Imperial we should be using, it goes 1 oz = 28.8g. Don't ask why we do this, we just do.

    8. Re:Does not compute. by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      I was going to say "troop deployment" but then I remembered the Hindenberg.

      Hopefully this thing, if it really does exist, isn't coated with powdered aluminum and filled with hydrogen.

    9. Re:Does not compute. by AJWM · · Score: 2

      Imperial and SI units mixed up ? WHY?

      Convenience in calculation. You have some problem with that? The dimensions were given in round numbers of feet. To figure the density of air I went by the molecular weight of N2 (approx 28), given that a mole occupies 22.4 litres, and a cubic foot is about 28.3 litres, or about 4/3 mole. Hence about 35 grams per cubic foot. The density of the ship is about 18 cubic feet per pound, or 1/18 pound per cubic foot -- a bit less than an ounce, an ounce being about 28 grams.

      You have a problem with mixing SI and antique units in your head?

      (And a barn megaparsec is about two-thirds of a teaspoon.)

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    10. Re:Does not compute. by AJWM · · Score: 2

      In the "US" we use grams as the next lower "Imperial" measure below ounce

      Well, mostly. People who load their own ammunition still talk in terms of "grains", as in bullet weight and powder weight.

      I don't think anyone uses drams, though -- apothecaries (pharmacies) went metric a long time ago.

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    11. Re:Does not compute. by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Several reason would make something like this very valuable:
      1)Deploy more troops on one of these then a 747.
      2)Higher Ceiling
      3)Cheaper
      4)Quiter
      5)More places to land it
      6)It can stay in the air MUCH longer. So it could be used as a comm relay, observer, refueler, bomber, missle deployment. Basically, you fly it near an enemy border at let it fly around for a week and have a bunch of weapons hanging off it.
      Damn intemidating.

      If such a thing exists. I won't say it does or doesn't, but I'll put my money its something from skunk work, before I put my money on aliens.

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    12. Re:Does not compute. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...a net payload of way less than 100 tons

      If this thing is designed to produce lift like a standard airplane wing, then that would add to the payload capability. It is possilbe to do this. See the book "The Deltoid Pumpkin Seed" by John McPheeand, Aereon Corporations attempt to make something like this and the NIDS page about it. The electrokinetic drive the article mentions might also help, although I'm not at all convinced about the drive since they don't say anything real about it. ...advantages of stealth and being able to "land" just about anywhere, there might be some point

      Yes, also it can aparently opperate at higher (than planes) altitudes and for extreamly long periods of time. It could also be cheeper (although not nessisaraly for a fast, stealthy version) than conventional aircraft, both in terms of construction and operating costs.

    13. Re:Does not compute. by SecGreen · · Score: 1

      Your numbers for lifting power don't seem to compute. If you check out the data available from Spec Lab (Hydrogen) (Helium) you'll see that the lifting power is quite different from what you assumed. Using the volume that you computed, I calculate 1118 tonne (metric) lifting capacity for Helium, or 1241 tonne lifting capacity for Hydrogen... Of course that's assuming that the volume that you calculated is correct...

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    14. Re:Does not compute. by Genady · · Score: 2

      It's plenty to carry say... an MH-53J Pave Low, it's support team, and a platoon/company of Special Ops folks. Can you say covert insertion and support? The only thing you're really missing here is an AC-130 Combat Talon for arial refuleing. Though, such a manuver would hardly be covert.

      Black wedgies to transport the black helicopters. Hmmmmm.

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    15. Re:Does not compute. by majestyk2000 · · Score: 1

      I hate to recycle a previous link, but look here.

      This fellow has a volume of 1.1 million cubic feet and a 25 ton payload, as I read it. Scale that sucker up to 36 million cubic feet and you should be able to reach 800 tons capacity. This is for a non-rigid low flying vehicle with a 'mundane' propulsion system. I'm sure the engineers among us could explain how to reach 1000 ton capacity and the high-flight capability mentioned in relation to these big deltas.

    16. Re:Does not compute. by Silverstrike · · Score: 1

      Any idea how much a M1A1 tank weighs? Neither do I, but I can guarentee you that you won't get more than 1 (if that) in a 747.

    17. Re:Does not compute. by Silverstrike · · Score: 1

      Yea, in giant black sub-sonic blimps. I don't care if they have a mentally handicapped quadrapeligic in a 1940's Spitfire, he's not going to have one bit of trouble shooting down one of these things. Oh, but it can't be seen by radar! Since when is something that big, slow, and low-flying that hard to spot?

    18. Re:Does not compute. by AJWM · · Score: 2

      For volume I assume a simple triangular prism, volume being 0.5 * width * height * length, or 0.5 * 300 * 40 * 600 = 3600000 cu ft.

      Hmm, looks like my original message had a typo -- 3.6 million cu ft, not 36 million. At least that brings your numbers into the right ballpark. Still off by a factor of three -- and I was being generous, assuming the 100 ton mass given for the vehicle included the mass of the lifting gas.

      Ah, I see your error. You're just taking the "lifting power" number from that web site -- and forgetting that the mass of the ship has to be subtracted from that for net payload. Yeah, a 124.1 ton lift minus the 100 ton airframe weight gives a payload of 24 tons -- about what I said.
      (Give or take 50%, close enough for back of the envelope calculations.)

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    19. Re:Does not compute. by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 2
      I was going to say "troop deployment" but then I remembered the Hindenberg.

      And thereby displaying your ignorance to the whole Internet.

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    20. Re:Does not compute. by Murphy(c) · · Score: 1

      Any idea how much a M1A1 tank weighs? Neither do I, but I can guarentee you that you won't get more than 1 (if that) in a 747.

      Well According to this Googlish page, a M1A1 wights about 68 tons.

      So if we're just speaking in weight, it might be possible to transport 2 of them on a 747 (given enough space of course).

      Murphy(c).

    21. Re:Does not compute. by sysadmn · · Score: 2

      Horse Hockey. The number one reason you disclose secret technologies is that you're the President and are loosing a re-election bid. That's why the US heard about the RS-71 (LBJ accidentally renamed it the SR-71) and the F-117.
      If you have something better, you don't announce the old stuff. You want to deny your opponents ANY information you can.

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    22. Re:Does not compute. by neonstz · · Score: 1
      US Army took 6 month to be able to operate. Now, if that could last 10 days to bring all the people on the battlefiled, imagine the strategic advantage.

      What's the point in deploying people into the battlefield in 10 days, when they have to hang around there for a few months before the rest of the plans are worked out.

    23. Re:Does not compute. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't forget "nickel bags"

    24. Re:Does not compute. by nathanm · · Score: 2
      Any idea how much a M1A1 tank weighs? Neither do I, but I can guarentee you that you won't get more than 1 (if that) in a 747.
      The M1A1 weighs 68 tons, but weight is not the issue here. Because of its (humongous) size, only the C-5 can carry them.

      Unless they purposely built a new 747 with a drive-in cargo door and larger cargo compartment like other military transports, the only way to get an M1 on board would be to completely disassemble it. On C-5s, they roll the tanks right in the door.
    25. Re:Does not compute. by ces · · Score: 1

      Because of its (humongous) size, only the C-5 can carry them.

      Actually the new C-17 can carry M1 series tanks.

      Several issues with trying to carry cargo on a plane:
      1) dimensions of cargo vs dimensions of cargo hold. (it has to fit inside the plane)
      2) dimensions of cargo doors vs cargo. (it has to fit in the door)
      3) max weight of cargo allowed. (a 68t cargo can't be flown in a plane with a 40t capacity)
      4) strength of cargo hold floor. (military cargo planes have heavily re-enforced floors)

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    26. Re:Does not compute. by nathanm · · Score: 2
      Actually the new C-17 can carry M1 series tanks.
      No, it can't. It can carry smaller tanks, but not the M1.
  9. Re:i claim this for uiuc.test by JeffMagnus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

  10. You know what is really interesting is by xevioso · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Reading this article in light of the book review at Salon.com today, about supposedly hidden anti-gravity technology the US took from the Nazis after WWII. http://www.salon.com/books/review/2002/08/05/zero_ gravity/index.html They don't give the book a lot of credence, but the fact that it was written by an editor at Jane's Defense makes it a little more plausible. The author says that some of that technology, if it exists, is actually being used in the B-2 bombers. It would, don't chya think, make sense to put two and two together and come up with a big-ass blimp that is powered by some obscure technology to keep it afloat. Makes sense to me.

    1. Re:You know what is really interesting is by platypus · · Score: 3, Funny

      They don't need no stinking antigravity gadgets to let these things fly. I'll tell you what they do.

      These ships are made of super light but super solid nanotechnological materials. Since they are so light, they fly practically without any technology. Read more books!

      Btw. their windows are made of diamonds.

    2. Re:You know what is really interesting is by xevioso · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Look, it doesnt matter how light the ship is...why the heck would you make it that big unless...you wanted to carry a lot of stuff. Ie, tanks. Artillery. Supplies. That sort of technology, if feasible, would be perfect for transporting an army anywhere in the world in less than a day. So that technology would assist in keeping the plane afloat, as well as the fact that it is incredibly boyant. Now, something else interesting is looking at the debate in congress recently over the crreation of the Crusader artillery piece. The main argument against it in congress was because a: the opponents believed we didn't need it, and b: it is so heavy that it would be inneffective in a real situation because it would take so long to get there. But with a plane like this, it makes it a much more useful weapon. A very good use for this plane would be an attack on China. China is known for it's slow responses to crisis events. Once they get going, look out. But they are slow. So imagine they attack Taiwan. For whatever reason. We decide to assist, and God forbid, go to war. We take a bunch of these blimps, load em with tanks, artilelry, you name it, and land it RIGHT SMACK in Tienanment square and occupy the People's Party Congress in less than a day. China wouldn't even know what had hit em. No invasion, no land war, no collateral damage...just boom, instant government change. It could happen.

    3. Re:You know what is really interesting is by puckhead · · Score: 1

      Fast-heavy transport is a good thing of course but you still need a good plan and landing in Tiananmen Square might not be a good plan. The socialists would just shell the shit out of it. They've already proven they don't care how many Chinese they kill in the process.

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    4. Re:You know what is really interesting is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >No invasion, no land war, no collateral damage..

      how is landing tanks and artillery "RIGHT SMACK in Tienanment[sic] square" *not* an invasion?

    5. Re:You know what is really interesting is by BLAG-blast · · Score: 1
      Is it just me, or does any one else think this is too small to be a heavy carrier?

      1 cubic meter of H2 will lift 1kg. At 300x600x40 feet, this could carry almost 3 T-90 tank (45-50,000kg each). Maybe this is a lot, but doesn't seem like to me...

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    6. Re:You know what is really interesting is by EvilGecko123 · · Score: 1

      have you ever heard of the cat/toast theory?

      Cats always land on their feet and toast always lands butter side down, so staple the buttered side of toast onto a cats foot (1 for each foot) with the buttered side facing the cats body. The cat should be suspended in the air due to the physics of it all. Take a million or so cats and bang, you got yourself a propulsion system.

    7. Re:You know what is really interesting is by vrai · · Score: 1
      That's three more than any helicopter currently in use can manage.

      If they can make these things cheap enough then you've got a cost effective way to deliver an entire armour brigade to just about anywhere on Earth (assuming air superiority, which the US should always have). Avoids the need for slow sea-bourne troop build up and means the enemy can't just defend the coast, they have to spread themselves much more thinly.

    8. Re:You know what is really interesting is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct, except for the fact that airships use He and not H2 nowadays, avoiding the whole "oops, big explosion" problem.

    9. Re:You know what is really interesting is by Hieronymous+Cowherd · · Score: 1

      Instant government change, true, but it might be worthwhile to look at how the Chinese military (militaries, actually) is/are organized. That wouldn't win a war with China.

    10. Re:You know what is really interesting is by BLAG-blast · · Score: 1
      Correct, except for the fact that airships use He and not H2 nowadays, avoiding the whole "oops, big explosion" problem.

      That's right, I keep forgetting that some people seen to believe gasoline is safe the H2. The "oops, big explosion" you're refering to has nothing to do with H2 but more to do with the metallic (rocket fuel like) coating that was put on the airship skin. H2 is renewable, He is not renewable...

      Btw, the reason that H2 is safe than gasoline is before H2 will raise up and escape, where as gasoline fumes will sink and pool in nice easy to explode pockets. Let's count the number of gasoline explosion compared to H2 explosions that have resulted in loss of life....

      If was going to build one of these puppies, I'd fill it with H2. Remember, more than 80% of people on the hindenburg escaped without injury, can that be said of any of todays aircraft? Gee, these days if something goes wrong on an aircraft in flight, even if it's just taken off you are almost sure to get 100% fatality rate....

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    11. Re:You know what is really interesting is by BLAG-blast · · Score: 1
      He and not H2

      Oh, I forgot to give some He vs H2 figures, I'll just float around... There isn't really a lot of difference in the H2 vs He lift, I think He is 3% heavier. One cubic meter of He will lift 970grams.

      He would probably be a better source of lift for balloons/blimps if it was cheaper and easier to make and avialable to every one. But since the only He mine is in the USoA, then it would figure that they would have He airships.

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    12. Re:You know what is really interesting is by big_oaf · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't the cats and toast just spin around their points of contact causing a lot of cat vomit to go flying? Ewww.

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  11. BBD sightings? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who cares if you've just seen Bell Biv DeVoe?

    1. Re:BBD sightings? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smack it up, flip it, rub it down! Oh nooooo!

  12. Ding ding ding! Mod up pls. by alienmole · · Score: 1

    Thanks!

  13. art bell by slash_quark · · Score: 1

    The deputy administrator of NIDs is a regular interviewee on the art bell show/circus. You be the judge... :)

    1. Re:art bell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey I just Remote Viewed tonight's show. This is the cause of crop circles!

  14. They're out there, waiting and invisible by patiwat · · Score: 5, Funny

    The airships don't come and go - they're out there constantly. They're just invisible, both to optical and radar wavelengths. The ships are actually filled with tall, thin, vicious aliens who want to exploit earth's natural resources and kidnap earth's children.

    The reason they haven't landed yet is because they find earth's atmosphere poisinous. The high humidity burns their skin the way hydrochloric acid burns human skin. They haven't developed the appropriate environmental suits yet because (despite being able to traval intersteller distances) they're not that smart, and don't know, for instance, how to turn door knobs. They're also confused about where to land, since all of their original crop sign navigation markers were soon replaced by the work of Disney executives and 30 year-old nerds who don't have girlfriends.

    Patiwat Panurach
    patiwat@sloan.mit.edu

    1. Re:They're out there, waiting and invisible by cygnus · · Score: 2


      jesus! someone mod the above -1, Spoiler!

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  15. Big Black Delta Mystery Solved? by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Big Black Delta Mystery Solved?"

    One really shouldn't use the words 'Big' and 'Delta' in the same headline unless it is about Delta Burke. I had to read a little ways in before I realized I had the wrong image in my mind.

    1. Re:Big Black Delta Mystery Solved? by ObviousGuy · · Score: 1

      I was thinking something a lot bushier and untrimmed.

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  16. Wasn't NASA releasing concept art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...for some extremely arrowhead-ish shaped spacecraft awhile back? It was supposed to be part of their design for the post-shuttle spacecraft. I think this was in Popular Mechanics (or maybe Discover, the two blur together in my mind) some time before the Pathfinder mission. It was called the X10, or something. Then NASA got its budget eviscerated and that project was dropped.

    If what this article says is true, then this would bring an interesting hypothetical angle to that: namely, that the arrowhead-y aircraft were in some way using a body design or other technology that was to be recommissioned from existing military hardware (i.e., these big black ships).

    Then again it's probably just a coincidence.. anyone remember this thing i'm talking about?

    -- super ugly ultraman

    1. Re:Wasn't NASA releasing concept art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean the X48/51 series single stage to orbit craft ? that could only hover with the thrusters pointed down and sucked enough fuel per second to feed a fleet of buses.

  17. Thank you, Mr. Shyamalan. by Kaz+Riprock · · Score: 1
    When these things hover, do they go invisible and have birds bounce off of them. Do blue guys with poison gas come out and terrorize Mel Gibson?

    Geezus, next week there's going to be an article about super-spies being developed from our children and our convicts.

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  18. disclosure project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    At disclosure project there are several videos that talk about anti-gravity drives and 0-point energy systems that could take you "off the grid" permanently. Supposedly, much of the money that was funnelled into the "Star Wars" project actually found its way into the engineering and creation of these types of secret devices and weapon systems.

    I know UFO's and space aliens are a stretch to the scientifically-minded /.'s, but Disclosure Project has really changed my mind. The book has testimony from over a hundred government personnel from DIA, DoD, ONI, Army, Navy & Air Force, testifying that not only do UFO's exist but the technology has been used by a shadow government since the late 1940's. I have also read in other places that this structure is connected with several large complexes inhabitted by Nazis in Argentia and Antartica. Now before you accuse me of going off the deep-end, check out the well-documented account of an Admiral Byrd who lead an expedition of a dozen ships from S.A. to Antartica in 1947. Also, note the rash of cattle mutilations and UFO sightings in Argentia right now (rense.com).

    Perhaps try reading or viewing some evidence before casting it all aside like a latter-day Carl Sagan.

    Just because YOU haven't seen it, personally or on the tele, doesn't mean it doesn't exist (or something like that).

    further reading and subjects:

    Branton's dulce book
    Disclosure Project
    rense.com
    "foo fighters"
    Project Paperclip
    http://www.violations.dabsol.co.uk/enig ma/enigmapa rt1.htm -- The Arctic Enigma

    1. Re:disclosure project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also check out this talk http://www.mt.net/~watcher/phils.html
      on underground bases by Phil Schneider, who was henceforth tortured and strangled to death with piano wire.

  19. W's Secret Weapon by trekkie2001 · · Score: 0

    Was wondering how George W. was planning on getting the GI's over to Iraq for the upcoming invasion... Now I guess we all know.

  20. Ive seen one before too. by HanzoSan · · Score: 2


    They are government crafts. Just because they dont make a sound and can move fast doesnt change the fact that its just an spycraft.

    Ive seen the flying black triangles before too, I havent seen a flying saucer, that would be diffrent. But a flying triangle? Thats likely one of our crafts. How does it work or fly? I dont know, but we have the technology.

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    1. Re:Ive seen one before too. by Silverstrike · · Score: 1

      "but we have the technology."

      How, exactly, do you know that? Its been my impression that jet technology is pretty much in the same state it was 20 years ago. Sure, now we see Scramjet testing and so on, but nothing using a mysterious "nuclear" power source. Furthermore, our dear tripped-out would-be UFO observer mentions that the craft "disappeared" over the horizon traveling at 20-30 MPH. At a realistic flying height (a few thousand feet) Do you have any idea how long that would take? If was was actually 200 ft above the ground, not too long, but 200 ft above the ground would get it snagged on all sorts of nasty terrain obstacles (at 20-30 MPH, and at that size, manuverability is just about null, so avoiding them would be impossible). This is a farce. You saw a jet, you saw a blimp cast against a similar colored night-sky.

      At any rate, you were mistaken my friend.

  21. classified? not completely. by the_pres · · Score: 1

    Above the terminal I'm using here at the Santa Cruz University there's a poster:
    "Visualization Research at UCSC"
    showing some nice 3D graphics. Picture #3 is "Subsonic flow over a Delta Wing aircraft [...] Simulation by NASA Ames Research Center." The plane looks exactly like a medieval arrow point.
    The planes may be secret, but we know very well how air flows around them!
    Rogue States(TM), d'ya want a copy? $4.99 apiece!

    1. Re:classified? not completely. by the_pres · · Score: 1

      Well, I forgot everything about GPL for a while. Sorry.
      Here is a reference to the original work... sigh.

  22. Oh, please by linuxwrangler · · Score: 5, Informative

    Big Black Ships? mysterious humming drive systems?

    How did this get by the /. editors.

    I know it is an "argumentum ad hominem" but just do an AltaVista search and see all the people who link to the "National Institute of Discovery Science" and you will not find a bunch of references in serious scientific journals.

    You will, however, get a reasonably comprehensive list of UFO whako sites. A small sample:

    www.area51researchcenter.com
    www.virtuallystran ge.net
    www.ufofinland.net
    www.ufowisconsin.com
    www.ufodisclosure.com
    www.aliendave.com
    www.oreg onuforeview.com
    ufounderground.net
    www.ufowatchd og.com
    www.truthseekeratroswell.com
    www.stardriv e.org
    www.intrudersfoundation.org
    www.ufoinfo.co m
    www.ufoconspiracy.com
    www.artbell.com

    You be the judge

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    1. Re:Oh, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, Mr. Linux...

      ALL those people (who obviously took lots of time to present their views on-line) are wrong, i.e. whacko's [sic]...because you say so.

      The people at Disclosure Project are a bunch of nut jobs as well...because you say so.

      No aliens/UFO's have visited planet Earth and no one has ever seen them...because you say so.

      There is no super-secret high-tech NWO-U.S. shadow government harboring advanced technologies such as UFO-like spacecraft...because you say so.

    2. Re:Oh, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, pretty much.

    3. Re:Oh, please by geekoid · · Score: 2

      You have a point, and I certian don't give these sight much credit. But the same people who run these sites are the same people who had little under ground magazines that had pictures and stories of the F-117 8-10 years before the public new about it. People called them whackos about that as well.

      I am not defending them, I don't believe we are being visted, I know we went to the moon, and if NASA had proof there of intellegent life, releasing that information would give NASA a HUGE increase in money.

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    4. Re:Oh, please by Jugalator · · Score: 2

      www.ufofinland.net

      wtf? UFO Finland?
      hm... lol

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    5. Re:Oh, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, we have a very active UFO nutcase scene in Finland. Could have something to do with Russian spy planes.

    6. Re:Oh, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, I judge you to be a head in the sand asswipe of the type that didnt believe that man could go to the moon before he did it.

      Pathetic.

    7. Re:Oh, please by bellings · · Score: 0, Troll

      How did this get by the /. editors.

      Get past them? They chose it! This is the kind of crap they like to read, bucko. This had better be the kind of crap you like to read, too, if you're going to keep reading this site. If it's not, you should just go find a site where the editors aren't a bunch of fucking morons. You know, sites with a real focus on accuracy and editing, like daily rotten, The NY Times, or The Onion.

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    8. Re:Oh, please by Ixohoxi · · Score: 1
      ...and if NASA had proof there of intellegent life, releasing that information would give NASA a HUGE increase in money.

      Consider what information of that scope would do to international relations.

      If you are top dog, you stand to be "equalized". If WE are all united as human beings towards one common cause - the benevolent advancement of OUR life form within this universe - then "WE" won't let "US" take advantage of "ourselves".

      NASA would become a global space agency. They would have to share EVERYTHING they learned. For that matter, any "respectable" science agency would WANT to.

      Never mind the implications of a citizenry which learns it has been lied to for decades. Certain people within NASA, JPL, the U.S. Government really like their jobs. Oh yeah, and... "You can't handle the TRUTH!"

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    9. Re:Oh, please by geekoid · · Score: 2

      then thats a good reason for OTHER nations to come forward.

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  23. Weapon potential? by ajiva · · Score: 1

    Imagine the use of this as a weapon? From 50,000 feet up in the air, drop a football stadium equivilant bombs onto an unsuspecting city, effectively *leveling* it.

    1. Re:Weapon potential? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or just drop one football player sized nuclear bomb on the city and effectively *level* it.

    2. Re:Weapon potential? by neurojab · · Score: 2

      As I recall, a B-29 is perfectly capable of leveling a city... and with today's technology, much larger cities can be leveled with much smaller bombs. Isn't technology great?

    3. Re:Weapon potential? by KingoftheEvilDead · · Score: 1

      Yes, you could do that, but don't you think it would be easier just to launch a cruise missile from a B-2 bomber, armed with a 200 kiloton nuke? Same result (except now expect nuclear retaliation).

    4. Re:Weapon potential? by Skyshadow · · Score: 2
      There's probably more potential for really targeted hits.

      Consider -- you park your giant airship built of low-observability materials on the edge of space above Baghdad. You have a crew watching certain areas through spy-plane style cameras. When and if they see the target, they shine a laser on the target and drop a smart bomb.

      Then you linger some more. You're way the hell above the reach of any sort of air defense. You wait for the smoke to clear and do a solid damage assessment. If you see a convoy of cars fleeing at high speed, you target them and drop a couple of cluster bombs.

      Then you linger some more. Panic AA fire starts up, by it's way, *way* to low. You have a good laugh and hit the john. As an added feature, when you flush it just dumps out the bottom. You wait for the smoke to clear, and you see a guy in a beret with a mustache legging it the hell out of there. You power up Cowboy Neal's big honkin' CO2 laser and turn him into a pile of organic dust.

      It's like having some really impressive space-based weapons, except that they have unlimited linger time, are very easy to retask, you don't have to mess with reentry heat, you have a crew sitting up there to handle things real time and you can just scoot back for refueling, remanning and rearming when you're all done. Plus, while you're waiting, you could have played AWAC to support your buddies in the fixed-wings.

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    5. Re:Weapon potential? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have read "War Of The Worlds" one too many times.

  24. Cold Popcorn by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

    The Gulf War's active phase lasted from Jan 17th to Feb 28th 1991. Other after actions happened up to Feb 2-3rd 1991.

    An example of a short modern war might be better illustrated in Grenada or Panama.

    http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/ops/urgent_fury.h tm
    http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/ops/just_cause.ht m

    With the build up to Desert Storm, the Gulf War goes from August 2nd 1990 to Feb 28th 1991.

  25. obquote: by jvollmer · · Score: 1

    "I'm so glad I'm not a delta."
    --Aldous Huxley, "Brave New World"

  26. Recently overheard at Lockheed's Skunk Works... by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Hey guys, you'll never guess what they think we're building this time!"

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  27. Why keep a transport airship secret? by Goonie · · Score: 5, Interesting
    As was discussed in the slashdot writeup, there have been serious proposals for transport airships for some time now. This British company is proposing 1000-tonne capacity cargo airships.

    This kind of cargo airship would be very large, take a long time to get anywhere, and would probably fly much, much lower than a plane. Trying to keep its existence secret would be a substantial challenge to say the least.

    So, given the non-secretness of the whole idea of a big cargo airship, the difficulty of keeping one secret if it existed, and the fact that the exact capabilities of a transport aircraft aren't generally the most important things to keep secret anyway, why bother?

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    1. Re:Why keep a transport airship secret? by sphealey · · Score: 2
      Unfortunately, these things never quite get off the ground. Ha ha ha... CargoLifter is just the lastest in a long stream of ventures to build heavy-lift airships, none of which have succeeded. It is quite difficult to beat the economics of airplane for fast/expensive, railroad for moderate/moderate, and barge for slow/cheap.

      sPh

    2. Re:Why keep a transport airship secret? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because unlike those companies that are *proposing* to do this, the US military may already have these operational. And they may have been operational for some time now. Not to mention the fact that there may be more to it than just simply cargo airlifters.

    3. Re:Why keep a transport airship secret? by typeabstraction · · Score: 1

      black budgets == less oversight

    4. Re:Why keep a transport airship secret? by brooks_talley · · Score: 2

      Well, first, let me say that I don't give the story a high credibility rating, either.

      However, the reason for the secrecy (if BBD's really exist) seems clear: they're large, slow, and inflatable, and rely on cover of night for deliveries.

      These days, huge searchlights have pretty much fallen out of fashion for air defense -- what good are they going to do against planes zipping around at hundreds of miles an hour?

      However, BBD's would be pretty vulnerable to old-fashioned searchlights and flak guns. If they *did* exist, their usefulness would be limited if they could only visit completely friendly-controlled territory.

      Cheers
      -b

    5. Re:Why keep a transport airship secret? by gleam · · Score: 2

      actually it's unlikely that they're inflatable..

      i think they're much more likely to be semi-rigid, helium-filled... like a cross between a blimp and an airplane. they probably have an inner skeleton covered in some fabric.. at least that's how most of the aerobodies i've heard of work.

      -gleam

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    6. Re:Why keep a transport airship secret? by krogoth · · Score: 2

      "Say nothing and people suspect you haven't read the article. Open your mouth and you remove all doubt".

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    7. Re:Why keep a transport airship secret? by geekoid · · Score: 2

      three words:Floating Weapon Station.

      that would be the big payuoff. fly one of these near a border, have a bunch of missles on it, maybe a chemical laser. Fly it nice and low near the border, be sure enemy troops get some nice pictures, then float the thing up to about 70,000 feet.

      I'll go ahaed and say it now:
      "Thats not the Goodyear blimp, thats a Weapon Station!"

      MInd you thats just speculatio on why you would want to keep it secret until it was fully developed and ready to go, I have no idea weather they exist or not.

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    8. Re:Why keep a transport airship secret? by absolut_kurant · · Score: 1

      Well, this German company even got as far as constructing a working prototype before going bankrupt a few months ago :( would have been a great idea, though.

      They even mention a cooperation with Lockheed on their frontpage ;)

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    9. Re:Why keep a transport airship secret? by brooks_talley · · Score: 2

      Sure, but either way you don't want big old holes in it; holes in the bottom might not leak all of your helium, but anything that penetrates the top certainly will.

      Cheers
      -b

  28. At night, staying up late by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 2

    Perfect ingredients for a misidentification. You say it was grey, on its side. I doubt very much you could see enough detail to tell it was on its side. An airliner banking would present a nice planform.

    Grey? At night? Colors are notoriously hard to see at night.

    200 feet? Depth perception at night is hard, and 200 feet is getting near the limit in daylight for binocular stereo depth perception. Most depth perception is based on the perceived size of a known object; for instance, cars on a highway, or airliners in the sky. It could easily have been thousands of feet away and you wouldn't be able to tell since you didn't know what the object was and thus what it's absolute size was.

    Ditto for slow. Anything far away would have a slow angular velocity, and based on your perception of it being only 200 feet away, of course it looked slow. The biggest airliners are twice the size of small ones. Big military cargo planes are many times the size of small fighters, and I have many times marveled at the big cargo planes looking so slow when I drive near the local airbases when it is really just the difference in altitude.

    1. Re:At night, staying up late by revscat · · Score: 2

      Grey? At night? Colors are notoriously hard to see at night.

      Colors are indeed hard to see at night. Shades of grey, however, are easy to see. It was grey in appearance.

      200 feet? Depth perception at night is hard, and 200 feet is getting near the limit in daylight for binocular stereo depth perception.

      I didn't say it was 200 feet away. I have no idea how far away it was, because I don't really know how big it was. But it's altitude was less than 200 feet, because it was just above the apartment building opposite us. It was further away than that apartment building, but by how much I do not know.

      Ditto for slow. Anything far away would have a slow angular velocity, and based on your perception of it being only 200 feet away, of course it looked slow.

      Again, I make no claims as to its distance. But we watched it for about 30-45 seconds before it turned away and disappeared. In this time it moved maybe 30 degrees. It was slow.

    2. Re:At night, staying up late by DustMagnet · · Score: 1
      Again, I make no claims as to its distance. But we watched it for about 30-45 seconds before it turned away and disappeared. In this time it moved maybe 30 degrees. It was slow.

      But this is a claim including distance. If it moved 30 degrees and was slow, it had to be close. Consider that it might have been far and fast.

      I'm not claiming either, just pointing out that you can't judge speed without first deciding the distance.

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    3. Re:At night, staying up late by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1
      1. The point about colours vs. grey is that at low light levels, all colours tend to look grey. It could have been any colour in reality.
      2. Just because it appeared to be just above a 200 ft high apartment building doesn't mean its altitude was 200 ft. All you have is an angle above the horizon - it could have been miles away, a few thousand ft high, and still appear just above the building. Dude, this is basic trig.
      3. Without knowing how far away it was, you can't estimate its speed either. You implicitly guessed its distance based upon your estimate of its real size and hence distance, but what if you were wrong?

      As somebody else said, this is not inconsistent with a distant aircraft at night.
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    4. Re:At night, staying up late by ChannelX · · Score: 1
      Grey? At night? Colors are notoriously hard to see at night.

      Yes....the eye isnt good at getting color at night...which is why everything is in shades of grey :)

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    5. Re:At night, staying up late by tumbaumba · · Score: 1

      Consider that it might have been far and fast.

      Then it has to be really big if he saw some substantial details and it was indeed far away.

    6. Re:At night, staying up late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't say it was 200 feet away. I have no idea how far away it was, because I don't really know how big it was. But it's altitude was less than 200 feet, because it was just above the apartment building opposite us. It was further away than that apartment building, but by how much I do not know.

      Sometimes at night there's this large fireball that hovers less than 10 feet above the ground! I can tell because it's right above my basketball hoop which is about 10 feet high. This must be a UFO.

  29. I saw one.. by BitGeek · · Score: 4, Interesting


    I saw one of these as well.

    It was in the late 70s, on Vandenburg AFB in California (the west coast missle base.)

    It was going rather fast.

    Eventually, when the Stealth Fighter was announced, I concluded that that was what I actually saw.

    It was very fast, very quiet, and flying low- quite startling. It didn't get enough of a look to recognize it as an airplane (As the stealth is obviously an airplane when you see one stopped)...

    but I didn't decide it was a spacecraft either.

    Ahh, the days of getting up at 6 am and watching simultaneous dual-minutman launches.

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    1. Re:I saw one.. by makisupa · · Score: 1

      I don't know that I buy the story, but I have to say that seeing a stealth aircraft for the first time was surreal for me...

      ... and that was 2001.

      I can't imagine seeing one prior to their announcement, I would have been instantly convinced that these 'ufo wackos' aren't so wacko after all...

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  30. Source of power discovered. by bons · · Score: 2

    Theoretical Scientists have discovered that the V-ship is powered by a homeopathic antiradioactive nuclear (HARN) power plant.

    This incredible breakthough was paved the way by new age researchers. It's well know that it's possible to treat medical problems by giving someone immensely weak doses of substances that would cause similar symptoms in large does. What most scientists didn't realize was that the same thing could be accomplished with nuclear power.

    By having a small dose of nuclear material (in this case the glowing stuff scraped off the watch hands from an old glow-in-the-dark watch) blocked by an extremely watered down substance (the remaining amount of lead in a lead pencil), massive amounts of nuclear power can be harnessed. Also, since the objects naturally cause a minute amount of gravity to affect the ship, the ship responds with an incredible amount of anti-gravity, allowing it to fly.

    1. Re:Source of power discovered. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Theoretical Scientists have discovered that the brain of the Slashdot poster bons is powered by one single brain cell known as the hair-brained, asinine, retarded nincompoop (HARN) cell.

      This incredible breakthough was paved the way by new age researchers. It's well know that it's possible for people to post incredibly idiotic things on Websites. What most scientists didn't realize was that the same thing could be accomplished with one solitary brain cell.

      By having a small amount of brain power (in this case a single brain cell from a chimpanzee) driven by an insatiable desire to troll Slashdot, massive amounts of stupidity can be produced. Also, since the idiocy naturally causes a minute amount of readers to respond with flames, fellow Slashdot readers respond with an incredible amount of criticism, allowing the flame-war to take flight.

    2. Re:Source of power discovered. by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      this one did it for me...

      the remaining amount of lead in a lead pencil

      there isn't any lead in a pencil, it's graphite - pure carbon

    3. Re:Source of power discovered. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but the amount of lead in a "pure" graphite pencil rod probably qualifies it as a homeopathic treatment where lead is required

  31. Re: you forgot one... by drwhite · · Score: 1

    www.abovetopsecret.com

  32. Re:And the best thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Ignorant jackass...the Bin Laden's and the Bushes go back about 30 years.

    But Osama was the "black sheep." Sure, uh, huh, the one trained by the CIA since 1979 who Clinton declined to arrest (3 times) and also the same guy protected by George W. via executive order.

    I can't wait until the suitcase bomb and biological attacks are blamed on Iraq so America can acquire ANOTHER oil protectorate.

    Face it, the U.S. is a Banana Republic, and this is the part where the government encourages terrorist attacks and blames it on the most strategically convenient enemy of the moment in order to further their agenda.

  33. Well, if you actually take the article seriously.. by Valdrax · · Score: 2

    It could be because they claim that they great flying airships are nuclear powered. How comfortable would you be with an active nuclear reactor flying over your head just waiting to be shot down or have a mechanical failure? Letting the public know we had something like that in our arsenal would cause all sorts of scare-mongering. Hell, I'm not fully comfortable with the idea. At least nuclear subs are likely to be in deep waters if they get sunk.

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  34. What is the opposite of gullible? by Aiwendel · · Score: 1

    I see a lot of "haw! haw! what a load of bs!" posts in response to this /. bit. Explain to me what is so hard to believe about the government producing a radar-neutral aerostat? Remember, this is the same government that still refuses to acknowledge the existence of the Aurora, and kept the F-117A a total secret for more than 10 years. The Feds DO spend 10+ billion dollars every year on "black" programs that they want kept secret.

  35. they are coming! by in_ur_face · · Score: 0

    all your base are belong to us

  36. These are real - I saw one in the 80s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No kidding - in Omaha Nebraska (Home of Strategic Air Command), where I grew up - the craft was completely black, on a dark moonless night and was being escorted by several aircraft. The only way you could tell it's size / shape is by it's obfuscation of the stars behind it.

    I always wondered what the heck that was...

  37. I Just had Final Fantasy Flashbacks... by BlackGriffen · · Score: 2

    From the articls: "There appears to be an increase in deployment of these vehicles," Kelleher said. "The only time you see these things are when they are leaving or coming in. A lot of these sightings are at night. Our information is that they spend a long time aloft, weeks at a time. They can be thought of as ocean-going ships, rather than aircraft," he said.

    This reminds me so much of Final Fantasy! How cool. I wonder when they'll make a luxury air liner; it could reach a lot more sights than an ocean liner. I wonder if they have one called The Big Whale, or if they have a captain named Setzer. They have to have a mechanic named Cid!

    BlackGriffen

    1. Re:I Just had Final Fantasy Flashbacks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to get laid.

    2. Re:I Just had Final Fantasy Flashbacks... by man_ls · · Score: 2

      I don't know about Final Fantasy, but back in the 1920s and 30s (Possibly earlier, 1910s-20s?) the United States Army Air Corps was involved in flying what amounted to airborne aircraft carriers.

      These massive blimp-type airships held 3 or 4 small reconissance/fighter planes, single engine propeller models, that were docked and undocked via a loading crane and a trapeze hanger type assembly. The planes would approach the hanger, get very close vertically, stall, and cut engines, falling onto the crane, at which point they would be lifted inside. Similar to a protoss Carrier if you're a fan of StarCraft.

      There were, I believe, 3 of these in operation. One over the west coast, one over the great lakes, and one over the east coast.

      Two were destroyed in storms when their ballast devices malfunctioned and did not properly equalize the pressure of the lift cells. The third hit the top of a building and was also destroyed.

      About 10 years ago, the Navy was able to recover a single fighter plane from one of these airborne carriers that had crashed in the pacific ocean. The problem was that the only thing holding it together was pressure, because they were so light (to keep weight down.) and it was destroyed while being brought to the surface.

      National Geographic magazine had an article about 7 years ago featuring these ships. Maybe take a look.

  38. Ground support? by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If true, there should be some very large custom-built hangers for these things that would show up in commercially available satellite photos. Do these exist? (For that matter, the craft themselves should have been imaged multiple times, but in the flood of data, it could be hard to find them.)

    On a side line - how are the 'Aurora' rumours coming along? ('Aurora' is supposedly a deep black hypersonic reconnosance airplane, replacing the SR-71.)

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    1. Re:Ground support? by Beautyon · · Score: 2

      If true, there should be some very large custom-built hangers for these things that would show up in commercially available satellite photos.

      The USAF are aware of this. If you were working for the USAF, and had an unlimited budget, where would YOU put a hangar for a large secret aircraft so that the hangar could not be seen by overflying satellites?

      Underground.

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  39. The Deltoid Pumpkin Seed by gleam · · Score: 3, Informative

    Back in the 1970's, author John McPhee wrote a great book called "The Deltoid Pumpkin Seed," detailing the efforts of the Aereon company to create a lighter-than-air transport vessel.

    The company has, over the years, been issued five US patents for their work, numbers (feel free to look them up) 4149688, 4896160, 5034751, 5931411, and 6179248.

    McPhee is by no means a crackpot or a ufo "journalist", but rather a widely respected non-fiction author who has covered subjects from nuclear energy ("The Curve of Binding Energy") to oranges ("Oranges") and underground russian art ("The Ransom of Russian Art"). Although he is certainly not an expert in aerodynamics, he is not a biased party.

    The Aereon ships, shaped something like a bright orange pumpkin seed (hence the title), were never any longer than 26 feet, and the 26-footer (a test, basically) required no helium to take off--but the notion was always that the larger, transport versions, would need some assistance from helium to lift off and travel. The goal of the shape is to combine the lift capabilities of a normal plane with the features of a blimp. It was always meant for transport.

    A few urls:

    http://www.johnmcphee.com/deltoid.htm

    http://www.nidsci.org/news/illinois/aereon.html (from NIDS itself, commenting on the possibility of the vessel being an Aereon or an Aereon knockoff)

    http://www.users.on.net/justin/docs/transport/ae re on.jpg (the original design for the Aereon)

    http://www.aereoncorp.com/ Official Website of the Aereon corp, including a picture of the Aereon 26 in flight

    http://www.pacpubserver.com/new/business/6-22-99 /a ereon.html (article from 1999 about the possible return of the Aereon corp, including the following quote:

    Mr. Smith [an Aereon employee] described Aereon's two most promising current projects. One is a rotor vector -- part helicopter, part helium balloon -- that is being designed to replace helicopters in aerial logging operations. The second is a version of Aereon 26 that the company is designing to carry radar. Called WASP -- wide aperture surveillance plane -- and capable of a making continuous 360 degrees sweeps of the sky, the deltoid-shaped craft would far exceed the effectiveness of current anti-missile detection aircraft, Mr. Smith said.

    end quote. You'll note that the only current patent Aereon corp holds is for the WASP-style system)

    I'm not saying I have any idea what these things people are seeing are, I'm just mentioning a possibility. Anyone still interested in this *kind* of vessel should definitely go read "The Deltoid Pumpkin Seed" by McPhee.

    -gleam

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    1. Re:The Deltoid Pumpkin Seed by dpbsmith · · Score: 2

      Just want to chime in with a "me, too." Like all of John McPhee's books,"The Deltoid Pumpkin Seed" is a great read. I think he may be the greatest nonfiction writer of our time.

      When I saw this article, "The Deltoid Pumpkin Seed" popped into my head immediately.

      (After you read "The Deltoid Pumpkin Seed," you may want to check out "The Curve of Binding Energy." But don't read it anytime around the anniversary of 9/11...)

    2. Re:The Deltoid Pumpkin Seed by gleam · · Score: 2

      yup, mcphee is an utterly fantastic writer.. he can make the most mundane subjects exciting. The curve of binding energy is also one of my favorites... doesn't he even talk about the possibility of a dirty bomb in that book? Something like that.. it's been a while since I've read it. I do know he mentions how even a very small nuclear bomb detonated a few blocks away from the white house could render it completely inhabitable, and kill everyone inside. All without warning. Gotta love it.

      -gleam

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    3. Re:The Deltoid Pumpkin Seed by CJ+Hooknose · · Score: 1
      a very small nuclear bomb detonated a few blocks away from the White House could render it completely inhabitable

      I do not think that word means what you think it means.

      Well, it'd certainly get rid of the vermin which currently infest that general area, but it's overkill when we have regular elections and stuff.

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    4. Re:The Deltoid Pumpkin Seed by gleam · · Score: 1

      oops, i forgot the un.

      so yeah, make it uninhabitable, and I won't look so stupid. oh well.

      -gleam

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    5. Re:The Deltoid Pumpkin Seed by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2
      Absolutely. The concept works and it works great. The Aereon people got a real, physical test plane up off the ground and flying controllably with absolutely zero lifting-gas assist. Scaling up the design naturally increases the Reynolds number insanely- drag is enormous, you wouldn't believe how much, and top speeds become very very slow- but as the scale increases it becomes easier and easier to find space for gas cells, and the potential payload increases enormously. At no point does the craft have to be a 'tethered balloon', it's just a really huge lifting body with the ability to offset most or all of its own weight by lifting gases.

      Normal zeppelins and blimps are already more able than you'd think to deal with weather conditions, winds etc- the giant lifting body is still more so, because it's producing outrageous lift from the insanely fat 'airfoil'.

      This isn't hypothetical to me- since reading The Deltoid Pumpkin Seed as a kid I've been bitten by the lifting-body bug myself, and I've used the blade-element-modelling flightsim X-Plane to design my own takes on the concept, competing with that computer in the book that balanced out all the varying factors and tried to come up with a suitable shape. I think I can beat a computer for certain types of aero design, plus this is the 21st century and I have tools like the flightsim to try out ideas, and airfoil analysis tools that I can put in shapes and get lift/drag/moment charts that I can plug back into X-Plane to more accurately model a lifting body.

      From my own (virtual) experiments I can totally confirm that this is the way to go for heavy cargo transport. One thing, however, is very clear: it's slow. Really slow. Like, slower than trucks going 55 miles an hour slow. Big lift, BIG drag. However, the ability to fly straight lines instead of follow roads has to help...

    6. Re:The Deltoid Pumpkin Seed by Animats · · Score: 2

      Yeah, it flew. But read the book. Rate of climb was tens of feet per minute. The thing was just too much of a barge in the air.

    7. Re:The Deltoid Pumpkin Seed by gleam · · Score: 2

      I've read the book. The entire point of the product was to BE a barge.. it was always intended as a massive, low-cost, transport vehicle, never as a jet or airmail service or whatever.

      -gleam

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    8. Re:The Deltoid Pumpkin Seed by Animats · · Score: 2

      The problem is that downdrafts are faster than the thing's rate of climb. So it's a calm-days-only flying machine. This the curse of lighter than air craft; all that sail area versus limited power.

    9. Re:The Deltoid Pumpkin Seed by gleam · · Score: 2

      Well, the aereon 26 wasn't helium-assisted, partly because it was small enough that helium wasn't needed, and partly because it would have cost too much money..

      I think the aerobody concept is a good one, it's just a matter of finding the right formula.. and who knows, maybe the military has.

      -gleam

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  40. NERV Aerial Evangelion Transport by Microlith · · Score: 1

    If you see one, there's probably an Angel nearby they *ahem* forgot to tell you about.

    Seek shelter, and look out for giant robots falling from the sky...

    1. Re:NERV Aerial Evangelion Transport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh...do you mean the 'massively reinforced underground base' sort of shelter, or would the doghouse do? Just curious.

  41. www.boeing.com/flying_wing_project.html by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Been developing a craft for some time.

  42. Cool post. Thanks for sharing! by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2
    Eye witness accounts of this nature are wonderful things. Everybody wants to see something super-natural in order to guage and experience it.

    Maybe it was real. Maybe it was swamp-gas. Both are entirely possible in my estimation.

    In what manner did it dissapear? Did it fly off over the horizon, getting smaller & smaller until it was gone? Did it simply fade from view? Typically, when genuine, these things fly off at 'incredible speeds'.

    Just curious.

    -Fantastic Lad --Art Bell: disinfo genius?

  43. This frightens me. by writermike · · Score: 1

    Why in the heck is Lockheed Martin produce pr0n!! ;-)

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  44. Obligatory CowboyNeal joke by RandomCoil · · Score: 2

    Do the sitings also correlate to conferencers CowboyNeal has been attending? If so, how was Slashdot able to contract service from the DoD?

    Many apologies to CowboyNeal for the joke made at his expense...

  45. Re:Cool post. Thanks for sharing! by revscat · · Score: 2

    In what manner did it dissapear?

    Well, "disappear" may be overly dramatic. "Became too damn hard to see anymore" is more like it. It was difficult to see in the first place, and just became impossible to see after it turned and moved away from us.

  46. Re:And the best thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Congradulations. You have just demonstrated yourself to be the very sort of evil Ameri-colonialist bent on their destruction that justifies them to be bent on our destruction. Its a hell of a lot easier to kill them if we at least pretend that their opinion of us is sheer paranoia.

  47. Those arent machines! by nomel · · Score: 1

    We're being invaded!

    They look just like those creatures from the planet Zen in Hal-Life! It's all comming together! That wasn't a game, it was a training exercise!

  48. Shot down? by BigBadaboom · · Score: 1

    Assume these were DoD or military ships, what would happen if a 'UFO hunter' went up in a
    plane or helicopter and by some means brought one of these ships down?

    Would it be covered up? Would you be charged with homocide?

    1. Re:Shot down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, there was a pretty funny story on cosmiverse.com about some fishermen shooting one of these black triangles. According to them a hatch opened in the bottom and a guy stuck his head out and shouted at the fishermen something like "stop shooting at us you morons!".

  49. Counterpoints: Reasons to Fly and Classify by reallocate · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1. The existence of "big airships" would be classified if knowledge of them exposed classified technologies and/or methodologies used to build, fly and maintain them.

    2. "Keeping stuff" classified is not that difficult. No one is going to avoid any promising new technology simply because it will be classified. Clearances do take a long time, but plenty of cleared personnel are already available.

    3. The U-2, the stealth prototypes, and the SR-71 all flew for years before being publicly acknowledged by confining flight operations and support to a small number of secure facilties.

    4. Lack of a clearance does not absolve you of responsibility for exposing classified information. If someone decides to land a secret aircraft within view of your office window, one of two things is likely to happen: (1) You won't be allowed to be there when it lands; (2) you get a security briefing, you sign some papers, and you get a new clearance.

    5. A large, stealthy transport that can hover or make use of a very short runway and fly missions of global dimensions would be a tremendous boon to any country's military. Such an aircraft would greatly reduce dependence on prepositioning troops and materials and on the willingess of other nations to allow use of their facilities and airspace.

    6. If such an aircraft exists, why assume it is a cargo or troop transport? Why not a weapons platform? The U.S. uses the B-2 as a weapons platform on flights originating within the U.S. Think what weaponry a stealth aircraft the size of a football field could carry.

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  50. Different companies by Goonie · · Score: 2

    Just for clarification, the company you refer to is different. You're right though, it's iffy, but for military logistics the arguments seem pretty compelling to me if the costs hold up.

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  51. Bah! I've seen bigger... by Luxury+P.+Yacht · · Score: 1

    When the Air Force builds one of these big, black triangular craft then I'll get excited. Until then this is just more fodder for Art Bell.

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    1. Re:Bah! I've seen bigger... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Art Bell - Translation Fart Smell!!

  52. Cover for "Skunk Works" project? by MtViewGuy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    gleam,

    Why do I have this feeling that Aereon is actually a front company for a Lockheed Skunk Works project?

    If you remember from the late Ben Rich's book Skunk Works, the way Clarence Kelly Johnson got the parts to build the U-2 was to order the parts through a front company named C & J Engineering, complete with a postal box out in Sunland, CA, which was well-away from the Lockhead plant at Burbank, CA. It's possible that the Aereon company was a ruse to cover up Lockheed's ressearch into stealth lighter-than-air vehicles used for reconnaissance and special ops transport.

    1. Re:Cover for "Skunk Works" project? by gleam · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's possible, but I doubt it... there's too much obscure and weird history to Aereon corp for it to really be a front..

      examples:

      1) Founded by a presbyterian pastor (I think), who provided most of the original funding for the project.

      Quote: In Mr. McPhee's words, Mr. Drew, asked himself: "Why not bring the world's underdeveloped nations into the transportation forefront of the 20th century in a single leap by eliminating the need for roads, railroads, tunnels, bridges, airports, storage facilities and prepared harbors? Enormous warehouses in the sky would move from place to place, landing lightly on grass fields."

      It's possible Lockheed got a lot of strange religious people to start up this company, but I kinda doubt it...

      2) The now leader of the company, William Miller Jr., is also a religious man: he's a graduate of the Princeton Theological Seminary. It just strikes me as unlikely that an organization with such a...holy...background would be a front for lockheed-martin.

      Basically, a huge number of those involved with the project are a pastor, reverend, priest, minister, or graduate of a seminary...

      3) Lockheed's interest in lighter-than-air vehicles is fairly well documented..

      4) Another quote:

      He didn't give up. When the aircraft industry showed no interest, the theologian/flyer/inventor turned to the trucking industry. An aging trucking industry magazine in his files shows a football-field sized Aereon pulled up to a loading dock. Trucking companies showed some interest, but, Mr. Miller said, unions representing truckers felt threatened by the airship that could put many of them out of business, and so funding never materialized.

      It's possible the whole thing is a coverup, but I think it's more likely that Aereon is just a group of people who believe in the idea of an aerobody.

      -gleam

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    2. Re:Cover for "Skunk Works" project? by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

      It's possible the whole thing is a coverup, but I think it's more likely that Aereon is just a group of people who believe in the idea of an aerobody.

      Given the historical way that Lockheed's Skunk Works operated, I wouldn't be surprised that Aereon provides a nice cover for the research Lockheed has done, so the research can't be traced back to Lockheed.

      Lockheed's security is generally so good that while we can do a pretty good guess at what they developed, the guesses don't even come close to the reality of their developments. Take for example the F-117A stealth fighter; who would have guessed tht the F-117A's design was essentially a series of flat plates shaped into something resembling an airplane? Or the fact their Sea Shadow stealth ship project was developed and operated out of the San Francisco Bay Area without anyone in the Bay Area noticing it? Or the fact the D-21 hypersonic drone was totally unknown until a bunch of them turned up at Davis-Monthan AFB's storage yard?

  53. my buddies saw on of these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3 of them said they were outside when object at very low altitude, huge, and trangular in shape blocked out all the stars, and floated away without making a sound. we live about 30 miles from a major military base.

  54. Re:And the best thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're right. I've been very insensitive. I'm sorry. Please accept this national holiday and 3 billion dollars in foreign aid to make up for my boorishness.

  55. Wait wait a second by TheBishop · · Score: 1

    Just because this is on Space.com doesn't mean it's legit. Who the hell are the "National Institute of Discovery Science" ? How are they different than any other crackpot group saying they see black helicopters? I don't believe a lick of this until (a) there are PICTURES not drawings and (b) the contractor tells me what the aircraft model is. I think this whole thing is a load of crap for cheap publicity on the part of "NIDS".

  56. Some reference material by HokieSeas · · Score: 1

    Ok, here is some reference material for you regarding this story. There is a company in Germany called Cargolifter, that has been exploring the usage of lighter than air vehicles for heavy cargo capabilities. Their website is here: http://www.cargolifter.com/2002/repository/splash_ e.html From the information within the website their vehicles will be about 213 ft in diameter, 870 ft long, and a total 270 ft high (you know, cockpit and other misc mechanical stuff). They also believe they can carry up to 160 tons, and travel at speeds of about 60 mph. They are partnered with Boeing on high altitude vehicle research, have apparently sold some to Canada, are buying engines from GE, and a second construction facility is to be built in North Carolina.

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    1. Re:Some reference material by dvd_tude · · Score: 1

      "vaporware" in the truest sense of the word...

      Check this press release.

  57. Those are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Imperial Star Destroyers, you fools!

  58. Re: you forgot another one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  59. Hudson Valley UFO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Saw one of these in Wappingers Falls, circa mid-1986. Both an awesome and dull experience, really. Awesome because it was so large and slow-moving, dull for the same reasons. Believe me or not, I don't give a shit, but a whole parking lot full of people I was with watched the thing for ten minutes or so. If it's military, BFD, that's what most of us assumed anyway.

    For more info look up "Hudson Valley UFO" in Google. This thing's about as secret as Pamela Anderson's tits...

    Night

  60. Don't forget the "scientists" by Peter+T+Ermit · · Score: 2
    Which include Harold E. Puthoff, Ph.D., famed for his studies of Uri Geller and free-energy machines; Jessica Utts, Ph.D., who is one of the remote-viewing supporters; Edgar Mitchell, Ph.D., astronaut and psychic experimenter; Melvin Morse, MD, Mr. near-death experience, etc. etc. etc. etc.

    If this kind of stuff gets posted to /. then I'm wondering why we didn't hear about any of their animal mutilation reports or the paper that says that time reversals are responsible for deja vu.

    Ad hominem is a reasonable argument once in a while. Say crazy things enough times, and your credibility is burned.

  61. Re:Well, if you actually take the article seriousl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you even know how much the sheilding would weigh to make it safe enough for the crew.

    We've had nuclear power for roughly 60 years and how many nuclear powered planes have you heard of?

    None and the reason is the sheilding to make it "safe" enough for the crew would make it so heavy that it probably would have to have a runway
    that is in the 10's of miles.

  62. Holy Shit! by rosewood · · Score: 2

    Wow, my University just got linked. Now the suckness that is our webpage will be reveiled to the world. Damn damn.

    I would not trust anything that comes from a profesor at WSU. Think of David D's character in Evolution...

  63. Not really a baloon by BCoates · · Score: 2

    If it doesn't need pressure to hold its shape, the helium/hydrogen can be at 1 atmosphere, and will only leak slowly if punctured. It would probably have multiple cells, many of which would have to be deflated to crash the ship.

    All together, it could be less fragile than a plane relying on thrust and airfoils for lift.

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    1. Re:Not really a baloon by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 3, Informative
      If it doesn't need pressure to hold its shape, the helium/hydrogen can be at 1 atmosphere, and will only leak slowly if punctured. It would probably have multiple cells, many of which would have to be deflated to crash the ship.
      All together, it could be less fragile than a plane relying on thrust and airfoils for lift.
      The USS Shenandoah (an experimental US-NAVY airship) broke up in several pieces in a storm, back in 1925. Many crewmen were able to escape death by "piloting" some of the pieces to the ground.
  64. Hoax by JohnsonJohnson · · Score: 1

    Big airships? OK

    Stealth? OK

    Electrokinetic drives? Uh Uh (Google).

    For the link weary (wary?), electrokinetic drives are a crude form of ion propulsion where instead of using some form of ion source, the ions naturally present in the atmosphere are accelerated by a large electric field. The first link in the list seems to be the most reputable and reports NO acceleration produced. A few of the later links talsk about elctrokinetic migration of ions in soil due to chemically generated electric fields. Electrokinetic propulsion of airborne vehicles seems to be impossible.

    1. Re:Hoax by arkanes · · Score: 2

      Probably a fancy name for a MHD turbine.

  65. I saw one too! by telstar · · Score: 2

    They all say "Goodyear" on the side of them, right?

    1. Re:I saw one too! by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      They all say "Goodyear" on the side of them, right?
      No, it said "Zorin Industries".
  66. Re:Does not compute - for what? by cirby · · Score: 2

    The "landing just about anywhere" thing is all of the point. Being able to drop an armored vehicle and a handful of troops anywhere, any time, with no warning and little prep is a Very Big Thing. Alternately, you could take that same troop/armor load and sit twenty miles off someone's coast for a couple of days and wait for something to happen, with a reaction time of minutes instead of hours (or days). Or, if it has good high-altitude capability, you could fly a partly-loaded one up to 100,000 feet or so and use it as a manned sensor/weapons platform that nobody could touch.

  67. So did everybody in Phoenix back in '97. by glrotate · · Score: 1

    Doesn't anyone remember when everybody in Phoenix got a view of this thing back in '97?

    Phoenix lights

  68. Is this National Bad Joke Day? by davmoo · · Score: 2

    Okay, I've checked about a dozen calendars now. Since this is NOT April 1, I don't get it...what's the punchline?

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  69. Not three months ago ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and thanks to my habit of tracking the ISS, I saw one of these just after dusk.

    Slow. Grey. Muted, if any lights. Odd, somewhat vapor trail, but not quite. Not consistent speed, or tracking. Strangest thing I've ever seen in the sky, and I spent my first 15 years of life five miles from an unclassified runway that hosted all sorts of AF weirdness.

    I had my digital, and took a picture. I will not post it.

    Anyone who disputes this will be proven wrong at some point, because these things are real.

    1. Re:Not three months ago ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      post your pic here as a UUencoded file. its anonymous!

  70. What a maroon! by JohnQPublic · · Score: 1
    Here's a real doozy from the article:
    Given a slew of BBD capabilities -- from silent running, diminished drag, elimination of sonic shockwaves, to operation from ground level to full vacuum -- NIDS calls for pushing this black world technology out into daylight for commercial benefit.
    "full vacuum"? HEL-LO! Last time I checked, helium was heavier than "full vacuum". These things get their lift from displacement, just like ships at sea. You don't see boats floating around the sky because they're too massive for the amount of air they'd displace. But put one down on the sea, and it floats just fine. Same with an airship - all that helium still has mass and weight.

    What kind of crack-pots wrote this stuff?
  71. I worked for the Air Mobility Command by Seves · · Score: 1

    My job was in transportation of passengers and cargo. I've been to every major base, loaded every type of aircraft, and have not seen or heard of anything as stupid as this story while in the Air Force.

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    1. Re:I worked for the Air Mobility Command by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 2
      My job was in transportation of passengers and cargo. I've been to every major base, loaded every type of aircraft, and have not seen or heard of anything as stupid as this story while in the Air Force.
      That's just what they want you to tell us!
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  72. Secret Blimp? Are you kidding? by tomdarch · · Score: 2

    How could anyone keep a blimp a secret? Skunkworks? Come on! I really doubt the premise that the DoD or a contrator has built a big, secret, triangular, black blimp and has been flying them around. Near populated areas? With running lights? This doesn't add up. I'm feeling a lot of stubble burn when I apply Occam's Razor.

  73. Re:It's about the upstream... by timeOday · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Very general knowledge such as "the US may attack us within the next couple of years" is useless. Just like when Al-Qaeda spreads rumors that there might be an attack somewhere in the northeast US, "soon."

    I think the congressional hearings are great. Support for overthrowing Saddam is already shaky. We either need to not do it, or to do it with the moral backing of the democratic process.

    Attacking with surprise can save lives. On the other hand, staying out of Vietnam would have saved a whole lot of lives, too.

  74. Altitude&Lift? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if this could be used to carry
    some very large version of the Pegasus rocket
    or something similar?

  75. Hydrogen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one who thinks its silly that modern air ship designers are still too affraid to use hydrogen?

    We use dangerous chemicals and gasses in countless industries, and because of a single incident in airship history, hydrogen has been rulled out for all times. Didn't they prove it was the skin of the Hindenburg that caused the big problem anyway?

    Wouldn't the substantially better lift capabilities be worth the cost of building in a few extra saftey protocols?

  76. the eyeball quantity problem by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    One puzzling thing about the secret military craft theory is why the hell they would fly them over *populated* areas, such as Pheonix, etc?

    If you have a secret craft, generally you find places with the *least* amount of eyeballs. Pheonix and Texas cities do not qualify. (Plus, the chance it may crash if it is a test vehicle.)

  77. In other news today, by f00zbll · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has agreed with the 8 remaining states and will begin to break Microsoft into three different divisions. Bill gates has voluntarily submitted himself to the state police and is awaiting for sentencing. Steve jobs went on record stating "I love windows. All this time I was simply jealous of Bill Gates and his billions."

  78. Blimp Hangars... by Ariane+6 · · Score: 1

    Are pretty big. Someone should go try to find one on terraserver, or lostoutdoors.com, or some other satellite photo page. If groom lake (popularly known as Area 51) is on there, then surely some MAC airbases are...

    Sholdn't be too hard to find, unless they're well camoflagued, as they probably are. Still worth a shot, IMHO.

  79. Vomit Comet ad projects some colorful material by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    I don't know if you can see the same ad on that webpage as I, but it has an ad for free-fall (weightless) flights where it looks like about half the passengers are going to lose their meal. Especially Mr. Heaverthot near the bottom there.

    The guy against the wall looks like he just finished and is happy just to wait it out at the hand railing.

    I think I would find a better ad image if I was the flight company there.

  80. Backlash from one to many "Signs" viewings??? by pOs*x · · Score: 1

    While "Signs" is certainly one of the best (if not THE best) movies I've ever seen, perhaps this "paranormal/alien/government conspiracy" article may be a byproduct of M. Night manipulating his way into my every nightmare?

  81. Sky Noah by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    An appointment has been made for a visit by many men in dark suits and black sunglasses to visit you and 'explain' to you what you 'really saw'. Please contact truth@mib.gov ...

    Two Mormons, one Johava Witness, and 3 Scientologists already did this for us.

    It is the "new Ark". It must be true because that is the only thing those oddballs all agreed on.

    I purchased 3 tickets just in case they are right. If they are wrong, there is always ebay, no?

  82. Re:Well, if you actually take the article seriousl by Catbeller · · Score: 2

    I'd rather have a reactor go down than a flying oil tanker. At least the reactor won't spray napalm over my neighborhood when it hits -- there will be instead be a slightly "hot" crater. The nuclear fuel will hit the ground like armored lead, and stay where it lands. No impressive and deadly fire/explosion to kill dozens or hundreds (even thousands) as it careens at 400+ mph through my residential streets.

  83. Me too by wfrp01 · · Score: 2

    I'm not trying to poke fun at you, but the mind can play tricks.

    I was driving along a country road at night, many years ago. It was a moonless night, and I was the only car on the road. Out of the corner of my eye, I suddenly noticed a light. It really freaked me out. It was a long bright cigar shape, and it was going exactly the same speed as the car. It was on the passenger side, and as it followed me, it was moving slowly up and down.

    It took me about a minute to finally figure out what it was. One completely freaked out befuddled minute. And then I realized... My car headlights were reflecting off a power line.

    Oh well. Maybe another day...

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  84. The most unbelievable thing... by wfrp01 · · Score: 2

    I'm not really swayed one way or the other by technological arguments for or against such propositions. I'm not scientifically illiterate, meaning I'm literate enough to know I'm ignorant of much of science.

    What really strikes me is the socialogical aspects of such an undertaking. You don't just team up with your bestest buddy from grade school who would never rat on you and build a 100 giga ton nuclear powered orbital warship. This type of endeavor would require the participation of, I dunno, many thousands of people. At the least.

    How the hell do you keep that many people quiet?

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    1. Re:The most unbelievable thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They kept the Manhatten Project quiet.

    2. Re:The most unbelievable thing... by Ricofencer · · Score: 1

      They call them security clearances for a reason. The general publice has no need to know about classified military operations now do they? Whether or not you agress with this mindset, that is what would be used to 'keep that many people quiet' in such an operation.

      Of course, I firmly believe someone should watch the watchers.

    3. Re:The most unbelievable thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They did a pretty good job with the stealth fighters and bombers!

      There were a similar number of "early reports" about them, compared to those of the huge black triangles.

    4. Re:The most unbelievable thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah - I did't mean to imply that these things don't happen. I just think it's incredible that it does happen, that's all.

  85. NOSS Triplets by swabby64 · · Score: 1

    These are spy satellites known to fly in a triangle formation. Could be an answer to what people are seeing. http://www.satobs.org/noss.html http://www.eclipsetours.com/sat/class.html

  86. If we had it, we'd be using it by Animats · · Score: 2

    If the US actually had a big cargo lifter, it would be in use right now moving stuff into Afghanistan. Our units there now are light on artillery and armor because everything has to be flown in. It's a very tough logistics problem.

  87. Just a qusetion by sjwt · · Score: 1

    Im takeing a guess hear,
    that they dont think those of us
    in Austrlia who have seen such
    things, with no flight lights on at
    all are gona go 'oh so that is what it was'

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  88. lets be honest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anything is possible in Texas. A coke dealer can become president. a CEO can escape prison and with 100 Million US$. Not bad. Now, we have to get smarter and not try and place nuke waste in volcanic areas. It should actually go to the real desolate place. like dallas.

  89. Re:Well, if you actually take the article seriousl by esper_child · · Score: 1

    This is not necessarily true. If it goes down there is a chance that it will scatter radio active material throughout the country side in the form of dust (sort of a dirty bomb). However that is the least of your worries, what happens if one of these reactors has problems while flying, did anyone think of that. If you blow a nuclear reactor in the upper aptomosphere it will be a disaster the likes of which you have never seen or imagined. It will have ecological impacts that the EPA would shit themselves over.
    Imagine if you will how far dust can spread if it is caught in the wind. Now imagine that this dust is radio active, because that is what you will be dealing with. It won't be just a simple explosion like a Nuke, it will be FAR worse and have the possibility of doing massive harm for a very large area, potentially making areas bigger than texas uninhabitable. We should not be putting nuclear reactors in air planes for this reason. At least when naplam hits it burns out quickly (in geological terms atleast), this stuff will last a VERY long time and contaminate VERY large areas. which would you rather have a quick burning death or a slow aginising death due to radioactive poisoning. I think I would rather have the quick painful death instead of the long painful death.

  90. Heres what I want to see! by Izanagi · · Score: 1

    I would prefer seeing these floating over the US!Giant Firefighting Blimp

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  91. Re:Well, if you actually take the article seriousl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh, dust? That's soooooooooo 1950's. Nuclear reactors use metal fuel now (including subs). Stop trolling (all the caps 'VERY' and a bunch of other scare mongering). lol, my favorite quote:

    "a quick burning death"

    Since when was being covered in gasoline and being lit on fire a quick death?!?!?

    Remember, dirty bombs don't come from nuclear reactors. They come from people who want to create dirty bombs.

  92. where's it kept? by brad3378 · · Score: 2

    If this thing is really 300 feet wide, that implies that somewhere there's a pair of aircraft hangar doors more than 300 feet wide.

    Surely there's not many hangars capable of hiding this kind of beast (unless it somehow folds up like Optimus Prime)

    Until I see pics, Call me a skeptic

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    1. Re:where's it kept? by adolf · · Score: 2

      This one has a wingspan of 290 feet.

      This implies that somewhere there's a pair of aircraft hangar doors more than 290 feet wide.

      Surely there's not many hangars capable of hiding this kind of beast (unless it somehow folds up like Optimus Prime, but it doesn't)

      And according to this extremely fine, semi-technical and detailed article what has to happen to allow Pink Floyd to tour (I believe this to be absolutely authoritive, given the context), the largest aircraft hangar in the world is at Norton Air Force Base in San Bernadino, California.

      And, despite my best efforts, I can't find a single reference to just how big the doors on -any- hangar at that place are.

      Bummer.

  93. Several Points about This by evilviper · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, yes, crap. Thanks, let's move on.

    Anyhow, when the next secret aircraft is uncovered, and tied to a number of unsolved sightings, it would be nearly as significant as proof that it was aliens.

    How secure would you feel knowing that there were military aircraft overhead, that no radar station was able to confirm? How would you feel knowing that the paranoid kook that you discounted was actually right? All the reports that have been discounted will no doubt give great insight, and reveal tell-tale signs of what the government does when attempting to cover-up a legit sighting.

    And I'd like to end with some advice for you kooks that often photograph blury black blotches flying in the sky. Get the following:

    1. An industrial stregenth spot-light.
    2. A very hi-definition video camera, with good optical zoom
    3. A laser range-finder

    With that, you should be able to:

    1. Light-up the craft.
    OR
    2. Instantly determine what is causing the optical illusion.
    3. Get very detailed moving photos of the craft.
    4. Get a definitive distance measurement, that will help when reviewing the tape(s).
    5. Get credibility

    You might discover classified military craft-in which case you can rub the video in the face of all the radar operators.
    Hell, even if you discover that you aren't seeing craft, you just might end up with the most detailed film of some particular natural phenomenon. That's not such a bad runner-up prize.

    #5 is most important. It was crappy photos that convinced the public of the lock-ness monster. The same such photos aren't going to convince anyone with half a brain.

    In the worst case, with that setup, you WILL difinitively discover the real source of those sightings, and put your own mind at ease.

    Heh, Aliens that can travel much faster than the speed of light, can instantly accelerate, and can stay hidden for a century, but they can't stay 'cloaked' at night, or in areas where there is not adaqute equipment to get a good record of them.

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    1. Re:Several Points about This by 5n3ak3rp1mp · · Score: 1

      >Heh, Aliens that can travel much faster than the speed of light, can instantly accelerate, and can stay hidden for a century, but they can't stay 'cloaked' at night, or in areas where there is not adaqute equipment to get a good record of them.

      If these things were piloted by an extraterrestrial intelligence, I think there's a high probability that they might be trying to be noticed, but not in a way that would be too jarring to the public. More like a slow creep of mindshare over time, which eventually will lead to public contact. Which is what I think is happening now. ;)

    2. Re:Several Points about This by naoursla · · Score: 1

      They must use some sort of quantum cloaking technology based on Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. They are only visible when there are no instruments that can accurately record their presence.

    3. Re:Several Points about This by Cy+Guy · · Score: 1

      With that, you should be able to:

      1. Light-up the craft.
      OR
      2. Instantly determine what is causing the optical illusion.
      3. Get very detailed moving photos of the craft.
      4. Get a definitive distance measurement, that will help when reviewing the tape(s).
      5. Get credibility


      6. Get picked up by federal agents and held indefinately on vague assertions that you are threat to national security. (Hey, they already have over 600 people in custody folowing 9/11, who's going to notice or question the disappearance of one more, right?)
      7. ?????????
      8. PROFIT!

    4. Re:Several Points about This by op00to · · Score: 1

      Oh boy, that old gag! It's a tired joke buddy. And no points for typical slashdot tinfoil-hat syndrome.

    5. Re:Several Points about This by evilviper · · Score: 2
      I think there's a high probability that they might be trying to be noticed, but not in a way that would be too jarring to the public.


      Yeah, cause they would want to do that after all. That's not a case of people trying very hard to make up an excuse to justify their own views, at all. Just like we do every day.

      Certainly, if you want to introduce yourself to someone, it's a good idea to stalk them for a century or so, before you introduce yourself. Be sure that while you are gradually trying to be noticed you don't leave any evidence that might actually lead to a rational conclusion that you are more than just a fantasy. Make sure not to leave any photographic evidence. And don't you dare throw a bone to anyone who might be looking for you (e.g. SETI).
      ____________

      That's just the small part I could attempt to make funny. You don't even want to get started on all the reasons that makes no sense what-so-ever.
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  94. more information by slaida1 · · Score: 1
    I want better pictures but can't do much more from here than give some advices:

    one has to use passive and remote controlled methods to detect these "top secret" planes and about only thing that I can come up with is a camera with high resolution and brightness. camoflage it well and use hard-to-detect means for data transfer like lasers or directional antennas which don't leak to other directions.

    humans and all activity are easily detected with IR and other ways and military are likely to avoid testing in such areas where they believe they might get sighted.

    just remember that you're paying the taxes they use so is it too much asked to take a peek what they're doing? (...and tell all about it in internet, haha!) oh, and do release your info so that it can't be taken off the net (p2p, freenet,...)

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  95. Similar Fundamentalist Christian Tactics by MQBS · · Score: 0

    These are the same set of tactics used by fundameltalist Christian groups (such as Jehovah's Witnesses, via their "spin-off" Watchtower Publishing) to attack evolutionary theory. Take one (1) institute out there with a scientific-sounding name, one (1) ambiguous report holding some pieces, but not all, of an argument, and one (1) researcher from a university and BAM! Instant 'credibility'. Works almost every time against people used to blindly accepting scientific "truth". Then again, it could be true...

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    1. Re:Similar Fundamentalist Christian Tactics by NotInTheBox · · Score: 1

      "...it could be true..."

      Does that apply to the idears of the Jehovah's Witnesses about evolution as well?

      Or am I now inferring to much for your reply? ;->

      "Fundamentalist" is also a very cheap sneer at a otherwise peaceable group. You will not see them hijack planes or drop bombs now would you.

      Also: They did more for freedom (as in freedom of speech) then any other group in history, so please give them some credit.

      Grow up!

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    2. Re:Similar Fundamentalist Christian Tactics by Ricofencer · · Score: 1

      Why do you assume that Fundamentalism is associated with violence?

      Who did what for freedom?

    3. Re:Similar Fundamentalist Christian Tactics by NotInTheBox · · Score: 1

      Fundamentalism mostly is used for groups which are violently intollerant of people outside their own group.

      It used to be used for a movement in 20th century Protestantism emphasizing the literally interpreted Bible as fundamental to Christian life and teaching, however just as the word "hacker" has been (ab)used lately, so has the word "fundamentalism".

      Given the context in which he used it, I believe that most people would read it as something negative. In the news people often hear terrorist and fundamentalist in one breath... this does influence their perception of the word.

      For more information about the role JW have had in the protection and extension of freedoms in USA see http://www.kansaspress.ku.edu/petjud.html.
      In Canada see
      http://www.utpjournals.com/product/chr/752/freed om 07.html
      .

      Or from there own website:
      http://www.watchtower.org/library/g/1996/7/22/hist orical_development.htm

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    4. Re:Similar Fundamentalist Christian Tactics by MQBS · · Score: 0

      You're confusing Jehovah's Witnesses with the Jesuits. The Jesuits are a group devoted to learning in the name of the Catholic Church, while the Jehovah's Witnesses are devoted to converting people, at (almost) any cost. (For any cost, look to the Church of Christ).

      And I don't consider people who press their beliefs, unrelentingly, upon others, as being peaceable. You don't need physical damage to be violent.

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  96. Nice try... by jzitt · · Score: 1

    But they haven't explained why they seem to suddenly disintegrate over Camden, NJ.

  97. Re:Well, if you actually take the article seriousl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The larger the area you spread your radioactive material across, the smaller the impact that radioactive material will have. If I took a single fuel rod from a reactor and spread it evenly across the entire US, it wouldn't even register as a blip among all the background radiation.

    Dirty bombs are only good as a pure terror weapon. They sound scary and evil, because they have all the conotations of Nuclear and Bomb. In reality, the sort of dirty bomb a terrorist could build would have no more impact than your common terrorist fertilizer bomb. A properly equiped team could clean up any radioactive material from a dirty bomb within a couple of weeks.

  98. hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...looks like my design for a rigid frame vacuum airship constructed from some freaky thin yet strong material that won't implode. Unobtainium, I like to call it.

    1. Re:hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how bout a substitute like umm... carbon fibre or boron ?

  99. talking politics and philosophy? uhuh.... by pilez · · Score: 1

    this reminds me of a famous Simpsons quote:

    Homer: Well, the night started at the gentlemen's club,where we were discussing Witzchenstein over a game of Backgammon.
    Scully: Homer, it's a felony to lie to the F.B.I.
    Homer: We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard, there ya happy?

    taken from [3G01] The Springfield Files

  100. Could everyone come over here for a second... by MarvinMouse · · Score: 2

    I can explain everything easily, but first you must look at the little light at the top of this metal tube thing.

    Thank you, what you saw was not a delta flyer, or an alien space craft, it was... umm... the light defracting off of venus through some swamp gas released by a weather balloon... yeah, that's it... So, don't worry about it and go on your way. nothing to see here. And you... find someone you like and get some new clothes...

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  101. the real meaning of the headline by emoeric · · Score: 1
    flash movie

    you fitna raise up and get your travel on?
    bring a towel, cuz at delta, its laid out like dat

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  102. Re:Counterpoints: Reasons to Fly and Classify by Sorthum · · Score: 1

    4. Lack of a clearance does not absolve you of responsibility for exposing classified information. If someone decides to land a secret aircraft within view of your office window, one of two things is likely to happen: (1) You won't be allowed to be there when it lands; (2) you get a security briefing, you sign some papers, and you get a new clearance.

    (3) You don't come home from work for the next twenty years.

  103. Nick Fury! by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2

    It's the floating S.H.I.E.L.D. base!

    Someone needs to see if there was a sighting of a hairy dude with an eyepatch and a cigar in the area.

  104. Oh, Grow up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I first saw this on a newsletter sent out by:

    http://www.space.com/

    of all people!

    We are on the internet, you know. You can look it up. These stories have been coming from everywhere, for a long time now.

    Read, especially, about all the "experts" who are quoted who saying, "Ah, I Knew it all along!". They are going to look like fools, aren't they? Right!

  105. You Know What's Still More Interesting by saudadelinux · · Score: 1

    ...was this story on the Nova Scotia Herald's site about alleged Russian anti-gravity research. Could be total hookum, but is an interesting read...

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  106. Pallets by 5n3ak3rp1mp · · Score: 1

    I worked on the flightline for the USAF, and if two "standardized pallets" fit side-by-side on a KC-10 (think: heavily modded DC-10 cargo refueler), then I doubt a 747 (larger than a DC-10) would present much trouble.

    1. Re:Pallets by nathanm · · Score: 2

      No, if you worked on the flightline, you should know that KC-10s and KC-135s have smaller cargo areas. They only take the smaller 6'x8' pallets also used on flatbed trucks. The larger (not sure of their dimensions) standard pallets slide right into C-5s, C-17s, C-141s, and C-130s on floor-mounted (removable) rollers. Even the C-27 (retired since Howard AB, Panama closed) carried the same type of large pallet, albeit sideways, and only one.

  107. I believe the "Phoenix Lights" mystery was solved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this is what I think it is, It was debunked on the Discovery Channel, the History Channel or the Learning Channel.

    It had to do with some stuff passing behind some mountians in the distance and they accounted for what people saw exactly.

    I'm sorry for the vaigue refrence, I'll try and dig up the details.

  108. Moron by moogla · · Score: 2

    Generators don't create charge. They seperate them.

    You can run a generator all you like but you won't change the overall charge of an airship. You could do something like make the skin have a different charge than the interior, if that's what you mean. That could have some effect in the clouds, but it sounds like it would be unpredicatable and dangerous.

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    1. Re:Moron by Taldo · · Score: 1

      You can also make the skin have a different charge from its surroundings. Do you 'create' charge? No. Does gravity actually exist? Not according to Einstein. Does any of this fucking matter? No. Touch a Van de Graaf and your hair will still fucking stand up, jump out a window (please... do us all a favor) and it will still hurt. Nitpicking doesn't change this fact, buttmunch.

  109. Babies and bathwater by 5n3ak3rp1mp · · Score: 1

    Yes, it must definitely be the case that any and all taking the circumstantial evidence that we are being visited by *something* seriously (as well as all witnesses who can't explain what they have experienced) is a "wacko". It is exactly your kind of attitude that is going to make it more difficult for the public to accept this if it ever does turn out to be true. And since ruling it out completely is not logical (lack of hard evidence for something does not mean it does not exist), I suggest that your conclusion-jumping is just as bad as some of those websites you criticize.

  110. Re:And the best thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn. I wasn't going to bother posting in this story because it's already been swamped. But you are just ignorant of how the world really works.

    The term "bannana republic" is used to refer to regimes that we put into power to support our business interests. It is not used in referring to those who are pulling the strings.

    A easy way to remember is that bannanas don't grow in the United States.

  111. Re:Does not compute. --or does it?? by flamelord · · Score: 1

    So you are assuming this is a lighter than air airship. What it the buoyancy effect is just used as a freebie, and the large wing area also contributes to the lift significanty, even at low speeds like 35mph. Anyway, you can't land a 747 on a cornfield, the dunes, etc. I would think a stall speed around 30mph would be a useful feature for a large transport.

  112. Nuclear powered aircraft by phloon · · Score: 1

    In the 50's they fitted a B-36 bomber with a nuclear reactor to study the feasability of a nuclear powered aircraft. The damn thing even flew, but under the power of conventional engines... the testbed had no way of using the power the reactor generated for flight. A second plane, one that actually would be powered by the reactor and not just carrying it, was planned but never built. A quick google search yeilded this url if you want more info: http://www.csd.uwo.ca/~pettypi/elevon/baugher_us/b 036-13.html

  113. Sounds like a B2. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like you saw a B2, and in the early 1990's there were a few flights of them from what used to be Carswell in Ft. Worth to Tinker in Okie City, the flight path would take it right along the northwestern edge of Denton where you were located. The B2 is freakin' huge, and thus looks like it's going slow when in fact its slow cruise is about 150 knots, plus when cruising slow the engines are throttled way back and the aircraft is virtually silent. When they make a steep banked turn you can't believe they can stay in the sky, but they can, and it is a breathtakingly awesome sight. They are extremely dark charcoal grey, almost black but not totally. If you hadn't ever seen one of these before, and weren't expecting it, you'd swear it was an alien spaceship.... but it ain't. It's good old American Technology.

  114. War and Money. by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

    Well in Somalia, no one really made any money.

    Perhaps the NGOs providing aid to the region did.

    The arms in theatre on the Clan side were left overs from the Marxist government there. The arms on the American side would have been there no matter what.

    The DoD doesn't buy extra M-4s for a peacekeeping action.

    I honestly don't think "peace" is the best thing for each and every situation.

    An example would be Panama. The government was corrupt, refused to allow the elected leaders take power, started to imprision people that spoke out and finally started to murder civilians and foriegn nationals. So when each and ever political card is played, a Government needs to have the tool of War.

    Back to Somalia - Who on the American side made money?

    United Technologies got to replace the UH-60s lost within the next couple years, so they made some money. The bandage makers and medical companies got to replenish the stocks for the US forces, so they made some money. The ammo makers got to make more ammo, but all in all, I don't think the arguement is there for the Somali situation and the Day of the Rangers being a textbook Military-Industrial-Complex driven conflict.

    The Soviet Union sure didn't make a mint from suppling the Third-World with AKs and RPGs.

    And no politician's campaign chest was emboldened by supporters of the Somali comapaign.

    1. Re:War and Money. by varith · · Score: 1

      For what it's worth, there were probably a lot of companies that made money on it since the military contracts out a lot of things. But I do agree that it wasn't driven by the contractors, it was all just a poorly thought out operation. Good motives but a dumb idea all around.

    2. Re:War and Money. by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      The contracts for hardware were in exsistance long before the Somali action started.

      The motives, well there are two main phases in the Somali operation that are very different.

      1. Restore Hope - that was the support of the NGOs providing aid to the people in Somalia. A great book on this is Somalia on $5 a Day

      http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/089141741 9/ qid%3D1028651080/sr%3D11-1/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1/103-6 815766-8923837

      Written by a 10th Division Major and it illustrates what modern peacekeeping is like. It also touches on post disaster operations in the United States following a hurricane and talks some about the Canadian problems in Somalia. Everything takes place outside of Mog.

      2. Then in May of 1993 Continue Hope started. This moved the command from the United States to the United Nations. The UN decided to start Nation Building and wanted to use Somalia as the textbook writting testbed.

      It was a failure.

      "A lack of decisiveness, cohesion, and command and control by the undermanned U.N. mission (half the strength of UNITAF, with some 20,000 personnel) and a series of armed clashes between U.S./U.N. forces and the SNA created a virtual state of war and undermined the effectiveness of the U.N. operation. Confusion over the dual-command relationship between the U.S. and UNOSOM II was another complicating factor, with a U.S. general officer serving as both the U.N. deputy forces commander and commander of U.S. forces. "

      http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/ops/continue_hope .h tm

      Through the summer it got worse and worse. US Marines returned AK AAA with 20mm fire, keeping the locals from attacking the Marines, then when the Pakistanis replaced Marines, the Pakistanis were ambushed and slaughtered. That brought in Delta and lead to the Day of the Rangers which killed 18 Americans and a thousand Somalis.

      If the Clinton Administration had any experiance, they might have seen that the fight was out of Mog after the Day of the Rangers, but instead the Administration called for the pullout of Americans from Somalia under pressure from Congress.

      The UN stayed in Somalia, supported by US ships and aircraft, but without ground troops. Finally in 1995 the UN pulled out of Somalia.

  115. Where do they park them? by Gonzodoggy · · Score: 1

    Electrokinetic propulsion is all well and good. It might happen, it might not. Big, black and stealth are possible too. Keeping it semi-secret is possible too. All you really need to look for though, are the hangers. Ever see one? for a blimp that large, they'd have to be quite large as well. And if they're placed somewhere reasonably flat, like an airfield, you can see them from quite a distance out. There are some near the coast where I live and they're hard to miss.

  116. We saw one in Canada, 1996. by KosovoYankee · · Score: 1

    I saw one too. I was 16 years old, so 1996, camping with 2 friends. We were in a fairly flat area delimited by small mountain ranges. I saw it first - It came over one of the mountains, and it was huge. I mean, huge. It was completely black, and it had sets of lights at each edge of the triangle, and then a set of lights in the center. They would each flash one at a time, then they would all flash. It passed DIRECTLY overhead, amazingly low, so low I probably could have hit it with a rifle, and I am not a good shot. I was completely silent. I guess the entire sighting, from seeing it come over the mountain to seeing it disappear in the distance, lasted about 1 minute. It was around 11 pm, in the countryside without much ambient light other than the stars. One of the most amazing things we had ever seen. I am familiar with the flight characterstics of both military and domestic aircraft. I have been to airshows, I have my Air and Space subscription, I try to keep up to date. I have actually also had F-18's and F-16's fly over the exact same area where we camped, and I have seen KC's in action, so this is not a case of mistaken identity. I have no idea what I did see, but I can tell you it was unlike any aircraft I have ever observed in flight. This occured in Quebec, Canada, 40 miles from the U.S. border.

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  117. Re:Does not compute. --or does it?? by AJWM · · Score: 2

    What it the buoyancy effect is just used as a freebie, and the large wing area also contributes to the lift significanty

    Ah, you're talking about something like the deltoid pumpkin seed. Yeah, that's a valid possibility that I overlooked. (Posting in the middle of the night, what can I say.) Modern materials technology might make that design more feasible (although they did eventually get the prototype working).

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  118. Video of sighting by permanentE · · Score: 1
    The most famous sighting of these things happened in 1997 over Phoenix. Thousands of people saw the silent, slow, low flying aircraft.

    If you don't believe it, check out the story and video from CNN

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  119. Re:It's about the upstream... by varith · · Score: 1

    I agree, to launch a strike like this, we need a real declaration of war. I don't see that the administration has *any* constitutional ground to go ahead on there own. But if they can persuade congress to actually declare war, then at least they've done their duty by the laws of this country.

  120. Nah, you're all miles out. by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 2

    The estimates can't be anywhere near reality. I mean "weighing on the order of 100 tons". Yeah, right.

    Go look at http://www.cargolifter.com/ for some info on people are actually planning to build a heavy lift airship if they cane solve their insolvency problems. That baby'll weigh around 400 tons dry.

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  121. The "Moon": A Ridiculous Liberal Myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It amazes me that so many allegedly "educated" people have fallen so quickly and so hard for a fraudulent fabrication of such laughable proportions. The very idea that a gigantic ball of rock happens to orbit our planet, showing itself in neat, four-week cycles -- with the same side facing us all the time -- is ludicrous. Furthermore, it is an insult to common sense and a damnable affront to intellectual honesty and integrity. That people actually believe it is evidence that the liberals have wrested the last vestiges of control of our public school system from decent, God-fearing Americans (as if any further evidence was needed! Daddy's Roommate? God Almighty!)

    Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors .. the next time you're out in the backyard exercising your Second Amendment rights, the liberals will see it! These satellites are sensitive enough to tell the difference between a Colt .45 and a .38 Special! And when they detect you with a firearm, their computers cross-reference the address to figure out your name, and then an enormous database housed at Berkeley is updated with information about you.

    Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That's where the "moon" comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, the "moon" is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night!

    Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the "moon" anywhere in literature or historical documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed "We choose to go to the moon", he may as well have said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent faking of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.

  122. Re:I believe the "Phoenix Lights" mystery was solv by Skip666Kent · · Score: 2

    Try this.

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  123. Jet technology is not top secret by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

    Jet technology is not our cutting edge technology. Our cutting edge technology is too expensive to make in mass quantities, This is why we still use jets.

    While we can create unmannned flying triangle shaped blimps for spy missions, we cannot make enough of them due to their price to use them in great numbers.

    While we do have aircrafts which are saucershaped and not jets, these aircrafts cost a fortune to make and they arent very stable due to how they fly, they craft alot so they are unmanned, they were used to spy on the russians during the cold war. They fly at high speed, usually high up in the air and take pictures at the land down below.

    Theres also a few of these saucer shaped craft that have weapons which are manned currently in development.

    This information is of course classified, you will not see pictures of these crafts until we actually need to use them or until they are obsolete.

    Jets are obsolete, so its okay to show our enemies our jets, our newest experimental aircrafts, the best you'll find on them is patents, designs, and scientists talking about its development on newsgroups.

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  124. One spotted, and recorded by utah news by brandon · · Score: 1

    I thought I'd just note, that Channel 2 news in Utah recored one of the ships withen the last week that flew over part of the Salt Lake City area. I think people around here have pictures. If there are any Utah residents who have pictures, can you post them?

  125. Re:Well, if you actually take the article seriousl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when was being covered in gasoline and being lit on fire a quick death?!?!?

    Since I last looked into cancer and old age as an alternative.

  126. Re:Does not compute. --or does it?? by flamelord · · Score: 1

    yes, otherwise if it's just a blimp why wouldn't it look like a blimp? all that extra surface area (per volume) on the delta would seem to only slow the aircraft down. the book you pointed out sounds like a good read; the cover on the picture looks very much like the craft from the original article in this thread. thanks.

  127. units by flamelord · · Score: 1

    and what is h in barn slugs per year?

    1. Re:units by AJWM · · Score: 2

      About 14.3, why?

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  128. Re:It's about the upstream... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2
    Maybe you were in a cave or a bio-dome in the days after September 11, 2001? The DoW has been made, and it's all nice and legal. From thomas.loc.gov:

    • Resolved by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled,

    SECTION 1. DECLARATION OF WAR.

    • Pursuant to Article 1, section 8 of the United States Constitution, the Congress hereby declares that a state of war exists between the United States and--

      • (1) any entity that committed the acts of international terrorism against the United States on September 11, 2001, or commits acts of international terrorism against the United States thereafter; and

      • (2) any country or entity that has provided or provides support or protection for any entity described in paragraph (1).

    • The President is hereby authorized and directed to employ the entire naval and military forces of the United States and the resources of the United States Government to carry on war against such entities and countries, and the Congress hereby pledges all the resources of the United States Government in order to bring the conflict to a successful termination.
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  129. Aurora by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1

    Are these sightings of the mysterious Aurora (a Brit aircraft-spotter hobbyist saw black triangle was seen in formation with F-111's and a tanker over a North Sea oil rig) which is supposed to be this hypersonic SR-71 replacement, or is this something else?

  130. Mystery Solved! by DeadFish · · Score: 2

    So, it's not a UFO. It's just a perfectly ordinary flying object that remains unidentified. This article sure closed the case on this one!

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  131. Ob Dave Barry quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Central Intelligence Agency Motto: "Proudly Overthrowing Fidel Castro Since 1962"

  132. Re:It's about the upstream... by timeOday · · Score: 1

    How does that cover Iraq?

  133. Re:It's about the upstream... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2

    Uh, they helped the terrorists maybe? Nah, it was a coincidence that Mohammed Atta met with a senior Iraqi government official. Goodness knows Iraq has no reason to hate the U.S. and even less reason to use a proxy to launch an attack.

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  134. Re:It's about the upstream... by timeOday · · Score: 1
    No.

    As for pre-empting *future* attacks by Iraq, that's a good motivation for ousting Saddam, but it's not covered by the resolution you cited.

  135. Re:It's about the upstream... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

    Iraq helped the Sept. 11 terrorists. End of story.

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  136. Strange objects - CNN link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First, I apologize that I am posting as AC, but I forgot my account info.

    I did some searching into information regarding this story, and found a couple of interesting tidbits of info:
    CNN article regarding the March 13, 1997 "the Phoenix lights" - a series of lights in the sky which attracted the attention of hundreds of people, and was actually televised at the time. I remember watching it on either ABC or CBS news back then Live - and it was very strange. The military eventually claimed it was a formation of planes on a training excercise, but other people claimed you could not see the night stars in between them, which would indicate some sort of lighter-than-air vehicle.
    I think the strange thing about it is if this is a blimp, the sheer size of it would be huge - and there are not very many large hangars of the size needed to house something like this.

    At least they have a video link:
    http://www.cnn.com/US/9706/19/ufo.lights/li ghts.la rge.20sec.mov

    Here is the link to the CNN article:
    http://www.cnn.com/US/9706/19/ufo.lights /index.htm l

    Google search string:
    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie =UTF-8&oe =UTF-8&safe=off&q=phoenix+triangle+stars+March+13+ 1997+UFO

    Also, another interesting story - this time by me. I live and work in Tucson, AZ, and we have the enormous David Monthan AFB down here. They frequently fly in and out black aircraft, as evidenced when they shutdown half of the airforce base and turn out all of the landing runway lights and tell all of the personnel to leave the landing area. One day when I was driving home to work at around 3 pm (it was a bright, sunny day), I saw a strange object in the sky. It looked like a triangular piece of tinfoil, about the size of your fist if you hold your arm straight out. I stopped my car and watched it sail over the road I was on at a leisurely pace. It was in my view for a good 2-3 minutes before it disappeared - it got so far away that the sky was brighter than itself, and I could not make it out anymore. If the object was traveling at ground level like a car, it would only have been going around 20 miles per hour, but it was pretty high up in the air - anywhere from a few hundred feet (it would have to have been a remote control airplane to be that close), to a few thousand for an aircract. Don't know what it was, but it makes a good story!

  137. Note that that hasn't been passed by MarkusQ · · Score: 2

    Notice though that (according to my recolection, varrious news reports, and the reference that you cited) that declaration has not been passed. It was introduced and refered to committee.

    A lot of bills get introduced, but they don't count until they are voted on and passed.

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