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  1. Re:Go AOL! on AOL Sues Five Spam Companies · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hate AOL and all their users

    That's okay - I'm sure they still respect you, 1337 h4x0r.

  2. Re:Binary assumption on the existence of protons? on Parallel Universes Are Real · · Score: 1

    You might as well say that heaven exists X meters from here because of the probability that there is an equivalent 100 ly radius of space where I exist but my puppy dog is still alive and their is no war and I eat ice-cream everyday.

    I am intrigued by what you say. Where can I sign up for your newsletter?

  3. Re:Privatized mail on AOL Bans Mail From DSL-Hosted Servers · · Score: 1

    We could also return their bloody disks right back to them while we're at it.

    No you can't. Bulk mail marked "return to sender" just gets thrown in the local post office dumpster.

  4. Re:Only in America... on Stash Your Hard Drive In The Attic · · Score: 1

    As an European I find it amusing that you can actually get arrested for possessing pornography...

    As an American I find it disgusting that it is legal for you to possess child pornography...

    (Hint: In case you haven't figured it out, child pornography is the only kind that's illegal here.)

  5. Re:Er, or just get a real car.... on "Case Modding" a Nissan Sentra · · Score: 1

    1000w of bass power?

    You are a fucking dumbass. Period.

  6. I've got some... on World's First Encyclopedia of Future Inventions · · Score: 2, Funny

    How about the "Death Clock" or maybe the "Smellescope"?

    [Yes - I watched Futurama on TiVo last night.]

  7. Re:Go to lan parties on Shopping for a New Monitor? · · Score: 1

    I was under the impression that LCDs sucked for fast motion video like an FPS (Quake). Is this not the case anymore?

  8. Re:Buy from reputable sources on Shopping for a New Monitor? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Out of curiousity, do you truncate all your lines to 80 characters because you have a 15" monitor? ;-)

  9. Yes... on Rebuilding Iraq's Internet · · Score: 1

    Yes - let's squat on all the .iq domains. That should help them immensely.

  10. Re:What liberal media? on It's Official: News Corp to Buy DirecTV · · Score: 0

    And if you consider PBS to be unbiased, what exactly do you call liberal?

    You know you're talking to Michael Moore, right?

  11. Re:Never owned one, never will on Are Printers What They Used To Be? · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've never understood the need to print stuff out. It's hard to grep a dead tree.

    It's also hard to balance that notebook on your knees while you take a shit.

  12. Re:Where does noise come from? on VIA C3 Random Number Generator Reviewed · · Score: 1

    Maybe they would answer you if you'd stop spitting on them.

  13. Re:NTLM on Windows! on Run For Cover; It's Mozilla 1.4 Alpha · · Score: 1

    "We just signed a contract to provide xxx training..."

    Man - I wish my company provided that kind of training.

  14. Re:Platforms C# works on on Public Standards: C# 2, Java 0 · · Score: 1

    At my university:
    Classes tought with C#: 0
    Classes tought with Java: 6


    Classes tought with spell-checker: 0

  15. Re:Also, they can fix the Plot on RotK Delayed Until May 2004 · · Score: 1

    Is that you, Comic Book Guy?

  16. 1st and 1st on Microsoft To Demo 'Palladium' At WinHEC · · Score: 1
    "What street are you on?"

    "I'm on First and First. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!"
    - Jerry Seinfeld and a lost Kramer, in "The Maid"
  17. Re:I tend to think on Intel Patents Anti-Overclocking Technology · · Score: 1

    I don't have to like it, nor will I ever be impressed that some hot dog thinks it's 'cool.'

    Whatever. Depending on your processor, not overclocking is foolish. If you do your homework and make smart choices, you will save money.

    My current home system is officially a P3/600. Using the stock fan I have been running it at 800 for years with only a couple degree increase in temperature (still well within the safety limits). At the time the P3/600 cost me $250; the P3/800 cost over $450!

    Furthermore, for someone so concerned about what the spec sheet says, I'm surprised you buy x86 processors at all. The fact is that both Intel and AMD often run their processors so dreadfully close to being out of spec that it should terrify someone like you anyway.

  18. Re:I tend to think on Intel Patents Anti-Overclocking Technology · · Score: 1

    Wrong.

    What do you think Intel processors are warrantied against? Spontaneous evaporation? No - since they already run incredibly hot and close to being over-spec, the most common failure is going to be a heat related one. And, lo and behold, that's exactly the same type of failure that would happen when a processor is overclocked too far.

    The bottom line is that Intel currently cannot tell if a processor died from overclocking related heat death or any other type of heat death (such as the temporary failure of a fan).

    Why the hell do you think they're looking into clock-locking?

  19. Re:I tend to think on Intel Patents Anti-Overclocking Technology · · Score: 1

    Yes, overclocking voids the warranty. However, I've found a secret method to getting around this. When Intel asks you if you overclock - you say "no".

    Now maybe you understand why they'd like to "lock" the processor speed?

  20. Re:No Surprise on Sonicblue files for Chap 11 · · Score: 3, Funny

    However, suddenly, while watching a recorded episode of "Enterprise" on Sunday, January 19th, about halfway through the episode, the ReplayTV got stuck, with no movement whatsoever.

    That's a new feature in the latest PVRs. They can detect when you've been laying around in Cheetos-stained underwear watching Star Trek for more then 7 hours. They're doing this to avoid lawsuits from fat people for ruining their lives.

  21. Re:TiVo's savior: Sony. on Sonicblue files for Chap 11 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Maybe, but you know that if Sony buys TiVo you can kiss TiVo's cool hackableness goodbye.

    Sony would replace that little picket security fence that the TiVo developers put up with a big-ass "GET THE FUCK OUT" sign. And the recordings will surely be smothered in DRM.

  22. Easier solution... on Wireless Charging your Handhelds? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just put your Palm Pilot in the microwave for 30 seconds. Works for me.

    Oh wait - I didn't say turn it on!

  23. Yea!!! on Amazon's Bezos Wants Web Advertising Patent · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yea! No more banner ads! Welcome to the Internet circa 1993.

  24. Re:Joke all you want on Freenet 0.5.1 Released, P2P Network Stabilizing · · Score: 1

    The biggest boon of Freenet, not to mention other efforts an anonymous P2P, is for people in countries with oppressive regimes.

    Do you really think that a country with an oppressive regime wouldn't just outlaw Freenet? Hell, it'll probably get outlawed here in the U.S. [Save the non-funny Ashcroft jokes.]

  25. Re:Answer to your question ... on OpenBSD: Hackers Meet Soldiers · · Score: 1

    Out of curiosity, have you ever tried Debian? I'd be pretty surprised if it also didn't fit your operating system requirements of "Simple, Stable, and Secure".

    Of course, it's not source based like the *BSDs, but that's why I'm playing with Gentoo now.