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  1. Re:Damn on AMD Moving to a 400MHz Bus? · · Score: 3, Funny

    That is the sensible approach, but it does have a cost: one quarter of your penis length.

    Yikes, that's one inch I can't afford to lose.

  2. Re:Damn on AMD Moving to a 400MHz Bus? · · Score: 1

    The general rule of thumb for upgrading it to put it off for as long as you can, and then buy as close to the top of the line as you can afford.

    No, that's the fool's way of upgrading. The smart way to do it is to upgrade whenever you want, but buy 6 month old hardware. That way you get a system 75% as fast as high-end for 50% of the cost.

  3. Re:could be just what we need... on SETI@Home 2nd Look at Possible Hits · · Score: 1

    Way to rip off Jack Handy.

  4. Re:Get ready Microsoft! on Intuit Sued Over Product Activation · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah, we went for B - reformat and a big FU.

    So you bought MS Windows twice? Yeah, big FU. They must have really hated that.

    This is the point where you start making a case to your superiors for alternative operating systems.

  5. Re:They've committed one of the classic blunders! on More on SCO vs. IBM Lawsuit · · Score: 1

    You forgot the tags.

  6. Re:Ummm... on Slashdot Subscribers Now See The Future · · Score: 1

    Good point.

  7. Re:Ummm... on Slashdot Subscribers Now See The Future · · Score: 1

    If people who are red/green colorblind could really not distinguish any difference between the two, traffic lights at night would be really confusing.

    Not necessarily. The lights are always in the same order.

  8. Re:Maybe in the 80's on Xbox Coming to Arcades · · Score: 1

    XBox needs a dance-dance game. *Then* the Japanese will bite.

  9. Re:Payment Insurance on Do You Write Backdoors? · · Score: 1

    Where I work, we do similar things, but our motivation is to ensure that users are always running the latest version of our frequently updated codebase.

    Bill Gates - is that you?

  10. Use Mozilla... on Which Price is Right? · · Score: 3, Funny
    From the ComputerWorld article:
    a search for the Planet of the Apes DVD on the Amazon site using a Netscape Web browser turned up a quoted price of $64.99 [...] several seconds later, a similar search performed with Microsoft Corp.'s Internet Explorer browser resulted in a price of $74.99 for the same product
    Damn, if that's not a reason to use Mozilla, I don't know what is.
  11. Re:Really? on Xbox Coming to Arcades · · Score: 1

    I get the feeling there's not going to be an XBox 2.

    Oh, there will be an XBox 2, but games will only be a part of it. My guess is that it will be more of a TiVo/WebTV/XBox/DRM-crippled-jukebox type of product. Besides, everyone knows that MS doesn't get it right until the 3rd or 4th try.

  12. Re:Polyphonic ringtones on The t68i Replacement is Here · · Score: 1

    The reason for the alternate rings is because when everybody in the room has a phone, you need a way to tell which phone is ringing.

    Uh, that's why I have two ears.

  13. Polyphonic ringtones on The t68i Replacement is Here · · Score: 1

    I don't get polyphonic ringtones. Why do people think these are cool on cell phones?

    It's a fucking phone. If my phone at home played the Muppet Show Theme every time it rang, people would think I was a fucking moron. But somehow on a cell phone it's okay.

    Whatever happened to *ring* *ring*?

  14. Re:LVM on What High End Unix Features are Missing from Linux? · · Score: 1

    Perhaps something like this?

  15. Forget DVDs on Sony First To Market With Blue-Laser DVD Recorder · · Score: 1, Funny

    Fuck the DVD burner. I wan't the blue laser inside that can burn shit!!

  16. Microsoft has TPC benchmarks of their own... on OSDL Releases TPC Benchmark Tests For Linux · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    For what it's worth, I noticed this article on Microsoft's web site the other day:

    Windows 2003 & SQL Server 2000 is the fastest 32-way OLTP server in the world

    Unfortunately, I'm too stupid to spot any holes in the testing, but that's what you guys are for.

  17. What KDE should do... on Longhorn M4 Build Review · · Score: 1

    You know what I think would be really funny - if KDE were to include a clone of Microsoft's Longhorn theme before it's even released. Stealing the thunder of their "amazing" new GUI.

    I'm not sure when Longhorn is supposed to go gold, but it's got to be more than 3 or 4 months. Plenty of time for some bored themers to do a complete rip-off of the Longhorn style. I don't think KDE should make it the default theme by any means, just have them in there as an option.

    Of course, MS legal action would surely try to squash it, but it's my understanding that "look and feel" is very difficult to protect.

  18. Security... on Microsoft Opens Source to China · · Score: 1

    Jim Allchin swore under oath that disclosing the Windows operating system source code could damage national security.

    Yeah, but when was the last time you heard of a virus from Asia? Oh wait...

  19. What do you mean, "not unbiased"? on Windows vs. Unix Revisited · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It's written by a self proclaimed Unix evangelist, so don't expect it to be unbiased.

    *gasp* A biased Linux article on Slashdot? Get out.

  20. Re:Freudian Slip (er, vest?) on Buffy the Vampire Slayer is Officially Over · · Score: 1

    I like the cut of your jib, sailor. Give me a call.

  21. Re:"underlying mathematical patterns" on New Computer Program Determines "Hitability" · · Score: 1

    is the entire population of the world go retarded?

    Yes - we is go retarded.

  22. Re:Ogg Vorbis is Pure Shit on Ogg Vorbis Portables On The Way · · Score: 1

    Perhaps I'm asking you because I've asked SonicBLUE and they don't answer. Perhaps I'm asking you because you're the CEO and I (incorrectly) assumed that you would know who you company is partnering with. Or perhaps I'm asking you because you're the one issuing press releases telling the community who IS releasing Vorbis decoders.

    In the future maybe you ought to consider reserving your semi-clever, vitriolic responses for people who AREN'T your supporters.

    Oh well, at least I gleaned some sort of information from this exchange: The "CEO" of Xiph is a patronizing asshole.

  23. Prior art... on Perfumed, Glowing Cloth · · Score: 2, Funny

    A new technology will soon enable scents to be woven into fabrics.

    Scents inextricably bound to fabric? Where have I seen this before?

  24. Re:Cloning... on Office 2003 Beta 2 Screen Shots · · Score: 1

    There's a reason companies like Microsoft and Apple spend millions on R&D - innovating is HARD.

    Why not piggyback on the positive results that their usability labs return?

  25. Re:Ogg Vorbis is Pure Shit on Ogg Vorbis Portables On The Way · · Score: 1

    Hey Emmett,

    Congratulations on these latest agreements.

    I've got a question that I'm sure you could answer. Is Rio ever going to upgrade the firmware in the Rio Volt to play Ogg Vorbis? Thanks.