Amazon's Bezos Wants Web Advertising Patent
theodp writes "Just published today by the USPTO--Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos' patent application for adding advertisements to web pages. Sure would be ironic if those 50,000 online banner impressions on oreillynet.com Amazon receives as a Platinum Sponsor of the upcoming O'Reilly Emerging Technology Conference turn out to constitute patent infringement." Someone *has* to have prior art on this - GEnie/Prodigy/BBSes embedding ads for memberships.
Weren't they the first to have banner adds?
Haven't read the application, but I assume they have some "novel" way of including advertisements.
No Patents For Oil!
There's always ebates.com's 4% money back deal for buying from barnes and nobles' website (and they have a long-running special, buy two or more items and get free shipping). Yeah, Amazon, you're not making it any easier on me.
Click here or a puppy gets stomped!
Us, the community, should apply for patents for every good thing out there so that these predetors can't get a hold of it first. CVS is the first thing that comes to mind.
-- CodeZion
Maybe this will be the end of pop-up ads :-). Just don't go to amazon
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Yes, wishful thinking, I know.
If the patent would be granted that would be the end of online advertizing, as it is unlikely that anybody can still make some profit if they have to pay royalties for each advertisement. But that would also be the end of many free services.
Yea! No more banner ads! Welcome to the Internet circa 1993.
Was this filed on April 1st?
"To any truly impartial person, it would be obvious that I am right."
I only read the top part of the patent application, but the "advertisement" stuff actually sounds more like a typical eBay auction page (complete with the ability to take bids) than a banner ad.
I could be wrong.
I just talked with Al Gore and he said he helped Amazon place the first one on the web. Looks like they got this one.
I always thought Al Gore invented those too...
This is not a patent for all advertising on web pages. It is for a method of allocating display space to advertisers based on a bidding system.
NOT "all web advertising"
Well, one could consider that those who apply for these patents on various forms of annoying web advertising could really be held responsible for those. I mean, how many times have you said to yourself, "If could only find the !#@*&er who came up with these things"? Now we have the answer. Anyone want to register the patent for spam?
I worked for Prodigy in the early 90's and we used to run banner ads on our old proprietary service back as early as 1991.
If you google it, Prodigy is often regarded as the first.
--Jon
It's ebay for selling banners ads. Bezos is dumping all his ad sales staff it seems since he won't be needing them anymore.
Can I patent adding something that isn't an ad to a web page?
I see even classic Slashdot is now pretty much unusable on dial up anymore.
Thin this may actually be a bid to make Amazon a profitable entity?
:-)
I have not been paying much attention to thier profit reports of late, but it seems that royalties, even very small royalties, on this would put them over the top.
Either that or do away with banner ads altogether, which I cannot really complain about
You say you want a revolution....
This seems *very* similar to Google's system of advertising. The rest of the patent also seems to be like ad words.
Who are you? The new #2 Who is #1? You are #617565. I am not a number, I am a free man! Muhahaha.
As much as I try to like Amazon.com, they keep pissing me off with their patents. What's next? Patenting buying books on the internet? Patenting online sales that are available 24 hours a day?
Stuff like this will only serve to stifle competition on the internet (which is probably the intent) and generally muck up internet commerce in general.
In a capitalistic society, greed is good, But Mr. Bezos is taking it a bit too far, I think.
Time to start boycotting them.
Don't anthropomorphize computers, they don't like it.
Seriously, if they get a patent on banner ads, and charge people for using the patent, everyone who uses banner ads will have to stop as I am sure they do not make enough money to cover the costs along with the patent costs. So in the end, NO MORE BANNER ADS!!! YEA!!!!!!!! CHEERS!!!!! JOY!!!!!
We were all warned a long time ago that MS products sucked, remember the Magic 8 Ball said, "Outlook not so good"
Do you think that if I got a patent that covered spamming then we could all heave a sigh of relief ... ?
This topic is really stale. Every one of these patents has the same basic issues and everyone posts the same stuff each time. Could we just put up stupid, repetitive items (stupid because of USPTO actions) and not allow any comment - cause I read it all before.
Quite, and isn't the Google advertising model sort of similar to this?
I.E. A system of showing ads based on companies' bid amounts??
That's just the last straw. I will not buy from Amazon again.
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Apparently the only thing ol' Jeff won't be able to justity getting a patent on is making an actual profit off of doing business on the internet.
I see even classic Slashdot is now pretty much unusable on dial up anymore.
And those half dozen or so, the ones who answer spam, the ones who believe everything that they see on the TV ads for Ebay, are now the targets for a whole new realm of name-awareness advertising... Patent lawsuits, class action lawsuits, and so on. The whole McDonald's thing- that's one in reverse. People say, 'oh, look at the dumb class-action lawsuit' (regardless of its validity or silliness, these people are only going to hear about it in the media, where it's been given the general spin already) and will recite, 'people who can't control their eating habits-' then go on to discount the lawsuit altogether, and the "McDonald's" logo has gotten one more creep into their brains. So they go have a Bic Mac. Yeah, i know that this might get a lot of nasty responses from clever people who have something to pick at with all this ramblimng, but how bout it? Are lawsuits becoming a whole new marketing venue?
"I'd say 'Have a good time,' but arson is still illegal.
Amazon sues popular Internet tech site Slashdot for patent infringement after the editors displayed "banner ads" for online retailer Amazon.com.
Oh wait...
Seriously, WHY do the Amazon & assorted ads at the top of the page have the exact same text style, color scheme, etc., as Slashdot content? At least force them to change the background color, a la Google ads.
I once shot a man in Reno 'cause they cancelled Firefly.
Someone *has* to have prior art on this In a way, I hope not. Beezo may be using this as a way of showing how stupid patents are, as applied to software. Beezo has shown himself to be more in the grey area than black area. At the very least, he may actually force the web to undergo massive changes.
I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
that being said, i hate stupid patents.
"You never want a serious crisis to go to waste." - Rahm Emanuel
Sure would be ironic if those 50,000 online banner impressions on oreillynet.com Amazon receives ... turn out to constitute patent infringement.
Even if Amazon received a whole dollar for every single impression - which you can sure they don't - the total is a drop in a large bucket.
Hall, J Storrs, Louis Steinberg and Brian D Davison (1998) "Combining agoric and genetic methods in stochastic design" Nanotechnology 9 No 3 (September 1998) 274-284
the paper can be found here
There's a huge list of other online booksellers at noamazon.
...Robert Crumb didn't patent his version of this image.
I 'came back' to Amazon after a length boycott during the O'Reilly/Bezos 'solution to patents' days. However, it seems that Bezos doesn't really care about being a good software neighbor anymore. Thusly the only thing I (and others) can do is to definitely hit 'em where it hurts most - the pocketbook. I will never again (or until Bezos gives up all patents, or the patent office does something wonderful and amazing, like nullifying all software patents - fat chance!) buy anything from Amazon and make sure my friends and relatives do the same. I just deleted all my whish list and other various pieces of info.
I agree, this is getting utterly ridiculous and Bezos is turning into a real cancer (if I may just throw that term around) on the Internet community.
As far as greed being good for a capitalist society, it's actually only good for a few. Hmmm, sounds like so many kings, queens, and dictators throughout history.
You know, I really wonder what is going through Bezos' mind. I think most people in the tech field are going to scoff at this, and he's just damaging his reputation by blatantly trying to patent something that everyone uses.
Sometimes these tech lords really don't help their case.
"I only speak the truth"
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Superflous Patenting Patented
SEATTLE, March 20, 2004 -- Amazon, Inc. (Pink Sheets: AMZNQ) announced today that the U.S. Patent Office has granted it a patent for "a method to systematically patent all things obvious and previously discovered by others." Jeff Bezos, CEO of Amazon, indicated that this patent places the company firmly on the path to reorganization as an intellectual property and rights management firm. "I fully expect this strategy to enable us to emerge from Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection later this year," Bezos said at a press conference this morning, where he outlined his plan to an enthusiastic crowd of such totalitarian dictators as Fidel Castro and Bill Gates. The remaining points of his strategy include patenting patent infringement as well as a method to litigate patent infringement cases.
Mark
In addition to patenting "adding advertisements to web pages" Slashdot reports that in the same patent, titled "Method and system for allocating display space", Jeff Bezos is also trying to patent "adding the word 'and' to a patent application".
The Slashdot community is in outrage
"There must be prior art. I mean someone must have the word 'and' in a patent application" writes one reader.
"I never read the patent, but I can see from the other comments that this monster is really trying to patent the word 'and'!! How ridiculous. The patent office is ensuring its own doom with this one."
"No one is sure if Bezos' secret agents in the patent office will get this one approved," reports the Slashdot editor who posted the story, "but this is yet another sign of the impeding downfall of western civilization"
AOL used banner ads in its online service well before the establishment of Amazon.com.
"Do I dare disturb the universe?"
The only reason this article was posted is because the Slashdot "editors" know that they'll get a zillion posts complaining about the patent office. One or two of these Slashbots are bound to click on the banner ads. Even if they don't, those ad impressions will generate a few cents.
In other words, the story is a troll.
Is it just me, or does every submission on Slashdot have more links than actual words now? What the hell is up with these people? Why is O'Reilly mentioned in this submission? Why are there so many links? Why does anyone care about this stupid patent?
Back to reading about lesbian monkeys...
I work as a patent agent. THe claims are what determines the area that the patent covers. Let's take a look at claim 1, which should be the broadest, most encompassing claim in the patent:
1. A method in a computer system for allocating display space on a web page, the method comprising:
receiving multiple bids indicating a bid amount and an advertisement;
receiving a request to provide the web page to a user;
selecting, based at least in part on review of bid amounts, a received bid;
and adding the advertisement of the selected bid to the web page.
>>>
It's clear that the "advertisement" is an advertisement of an item up for bids on an online auction, such as ebay. Therefore, this patent does not deal with online advertisements such as banner ads, etc.
However, this patent attempts to claim online auctions. Period. In that sense, it is very broad and all-encompassing. If Bezos gets this claim, he gets the rights to a monopoly on online auctions, in many senses.
Everytime a company starts pushing for stupid, anal patents like this one, I swear I can psychically hear their accountants jingling the company's last two coins together and nodding ruefully.
In other words, Amazon's fast on the way to a permanent financial dirt nap and are desperate to stay alive by any means necessary - kind of like SCO.
..and auctions in general have been around since caveman days probably. Just another corporate abuse of the system.
I am starting to get the "impression" pun intended that any company composed of more than two people should be suspect of being crooked and just generally lame.
And any governments of more than ONE person.
I think it's time to just scrap patents all together and scrap copyrights, or at most make them for a very short period, like two years max. And I don't care about the temporary economic models, it will change to whatever it needs to change to, because humans want stuff more than they don't want stuff, so stuff will still get invented and built and sold.
I'd also like to see an end to corporations being "persons", where the profits are protected and accumulated and spent by HUMANS, but the liabilities always seem to go to this fictititous "person".
This stuff is just completely out to lunch outta control.
Attention Americans:
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stop the insanity in Washington. Allowing "patents" like these are a direct result of your Plutocratic administration.
Can you people PLEASE vote for someone other than a Republicrat?
There's always ebates.com's 4% money back deal for buying from barnes and nobles' website (and they have a long-running special, buy two or more items and get free shipping). Yeah, Amazon, you're not making it any easier on me.
I could be wrong but isn't run by Amazon?
That's why it's got the same interface - rather than develop their own technology to cater for online customers, B&N licensed Amazon's technology from them. A bit like buying an off-the-shelf database as opposed to writing your own one.
Amazon might not be profitting as much from a B&N online sale as it would from a similar online sale that it made itself but it's still making money on that sale somewhere.
"Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue." - David Brent, Wernham Hogg
...this is a patent APPLICATION. The words "United States Patent Application" in the top left-hand corner really should have tipped you off.
I thought Bezos was a proponent of patent reform. Maybe he's acquiring bogus patents in order to make a mockery of the U.S. patent office, and so help bring change in the long run..?
Most of the older BBS's, Major BBS, WildCat, etc.. before the web was around, offered many of services now being patented, e-commerce, advertising, classified ads, forums, ratings, files sharing, online games, and on and on, AOL and Prodigy were BBS's before web. Anybody got an old Boardwatch Mag, look at some of the advertisments for these software packages, BEFORE software patents were available!!
A thought just occurred to me reading the Slashdot write-up for this. Inevitably when someone patents something stupid under the USPTO there is a comment about prior art in the Slashdot write-up, the tone of which seems to be "if someone has prior art, then the bad patent will go away", but is this *really* the case? Suppose I have the ultimate prior art on a bogus US patent but hadn't applied for a patent because I thought it was so obvious, could I produce the prior art, overturning the patent, then apply for a patent of my own and sue the ass off the original patent applicant for licensing fees, since they would now be infringing on *my* patent?
UNIX? They're not even circumcised! Savages!
It would be nice if people read the articles that were posted here, but sometimes that isn't possible because the sites get slashdotted.
What would be even nicer is if the submitters and the editors would read the articles themselves, and not put a bunch of misleading information into the submission and the title.
You know what else would be nice? A cold beer. :-)
One out of three ain't bad.
My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.
I have just patented a method for reading information distributed worldwide by means of a chair, internet access and a web browser running on a computer.
I believe you all owe me royalties?
sig:- (wit >= sarcasm)
I don't vote for authoritarian Christians. I won't vote Democrat either, if that's what you want; Soviet Russia is proof enough that socialism is a fraud.
How about all of the warez kids putting ansi/ascii art in their file_id.nfo?
A way to make money from banner ads!
Trouble making decisions? Just flip for it.
I have read the abstract, and everyone who has their nipples in a twist should actually read the abstract. He's not patenting web advertising per se, but advertising relating to bids in auctions. I would have thought that the word "bid" in the patent application would have given this away.
BTW, I hate dumb patents.
The patent is for a way to bid for advertisisng space on a web page. If you win the auction, your advertisement is listed on a web page.
No big deal, especially if your bid is too low.
That's quite a slam and like most slams it's uniformative and wrong. I just read most of the damb, dull generic description of a mundane function. Nowhere did I see details that might differentiate this from ANY sytem of selling advert space to the highest bidder. Can you tell me why having a clerk answering a sales line would not be covered by this? The patent obviously tries to make exclusive common business methods.
What's next, a patent on sorting made so general that anyone who uses the alphabet owes them money? Every few months these idiots remind me not to shop with them.
DMCA, Hollings, Palladium. What might have sounded like paranoia is now common sense.
But I think you misread the patent greatly. And seem to have said something very silly. The patent had multiple details stating why a person answering a phone would not be covered by this. Please re read the patent, his slam was accurate.
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Slashdot has greatly declined, there is no doubt about that. They throw up hasty articles. That don't really matter, and word them in a way that will scare or disturb slash dotters. I think Slashdot should team up with Fox News, They seem to have a lot in common. Mod me down, see if I care.
Anonymous Cowards - Oh God, How I hate you
...who initially read the title as "Amazon's Bozos Wants Web Advertising Patent"?
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P.S. If you don't get this note, let me know and I'll write you another.
To a certain extent they don't, and that is part of the way the system is designed to work.
;-) but my patent describes a board with three legs, somebody else could patent an improvement of a stool with 4 legs. For that matter a thrid person could patent a stool with 4 legs and a back (essentially a chair).
As an example, If I had a patent on the concept of a stool (probably called an elevated sitting device
Neither of the improvment inventors could make or sell their improved sitting devices without paying me royalties for my basic patent. I however could not utilize any of their improvements without paying them royalties.
Often in cases such as these, a cross licencing contract is created to allow us both to use the other's patented ideas. This is why IBM et al. try to get patents on anything and everything; if you try to sue them, they reach into their files and find something where you infringe on one of their patents.
This is the difficulty in the patent examiner's job. He has to decide whether an application is essentially the same as an existing item, or is an improvement on the prior art. Often, the examiner may ask the applicant to remove one or more claims (which the examiner thinks are duplicative of the prior art) leaving only the claims that represent the improvement.
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"What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?" -Marilyn Pittman
I contracted to a company called Narrowline in 1994-1995. They were an early competitor to Doubleclick. The important difference was that they attempted to be a neutral market for advertising, matching buyers and sellers.
The system was exactly what what described here.
Now I need to hunt down the folks who used to work there...
I forget what 8 was for.
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Understanding is a three-edged sword. -- Kosh Naranek
Its not "and", its "web".
It has to be remembered that this is only a publication of an application with no legal weight except as prior art.
According the USPTO website, this application is sitting on a shelf gathering dust and has not even been touched by an examiner.
Here is a book I purchased a couple of years ago off of Amazon that would prove valuable in uncovering paths toward prior art:
Editorial Reviews
Amazon.com
Internet advertising is still a business finding its legs, but it is already an important part of most successful commercial sites. And for companies that are not Web-based, the Internet is now an important medium to consider for marketing strategies. In the second edition of Advertising on the Internet, authors and Net advertising professionals Robbin Zeff and Brad Aronson survey the current state of advertising online.
Though many of the concepts the authors present are extensions of traditional advertising issues, the book offers a very comprehensive view of things; even seasoned Webmasters will learn from this title. The various advertising models and techniques are illustrated, with the balance of effectiveness versus user annoyance discussed frequently.
In addition to the technical aspects of getting your word out on the Web, the book also covers special international considerations, legal restrictions and cautions, and targeting techniques, plus it includes a lengthy resource list. Zeff and Aronson's analysis of the Web details how to track site and user statistics to monitor usage patterns and ad effectiveness. Whether you're a techie or not, this book provides some useful insights. --Stephen W. Plain
Topics covered: Online ad models, direct marketing, Web measurement, targeting, pricing models, selling ads, buying ads, market research, international advertising, legal issues, and advertising for free (or almost).......
Also, I wonder what sort of similar bidding systems have been built for tv/radio add placement that would deem this "invention" as obvious.
Why would prior art stop this particular patent? The USPTO doesn't seem to have given prior art much consideration in a number of other recent trivial patent applications...
I bet he's not going to try to patent anything like crashing your helicopter in Texas.
Was just explaining how he does this on The Screensavers last night.
"If you have done 6 impossible things this morning, why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways" -- hhgg
The patent application is for a system allowing advertisers to bid for advertising space available on a website and the plumbing to make that all work without human intervention. It is not for advertisements in and of themselves.
However, I really question the non-obviousness of the implementation. Any practitioner of the art would be able to easily create this...there's no value in its disclosure to the IT community, and so the value of the "invention" as an advancement of the arts and sciences is pretty well worthless.
Sorry, since when has reality hit?. Patents on the obvious, things activly done since 95?.
Dropping bombs on innocents?. Deny it as an individual... I'm innocent! Why should facts get in the way of a good murder, perhaps politcal spin would help.
I know, I'll hire a lawyer to cover a "complaint" patent. Can I patent a war?... Thats my idea!, no the yanks obviously hold this patent... they bought it many years ago....
Just bought a new quantum computer, but I'm uncertain how it works.
I love how that comment was modded off topic, but when someone says something like, First post or some shit, it's modded up as funny. Who are these moderators, they must have been that kid who talked to himself in highschool.
errrr, what I really want right about now is a cold, frosty beer!
Or eight.
the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Excerpted from this interesting article
Gore said, "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet."
Taken in context, the sentence, despite some initial ambiguity, means that as a congressman Gore promoted the system we enjoy today, not that he could patent the science, though that's how the quotation has been manipulated. Hence the disingenuous substitution of "inventing" for the actual language.
But the real question is what, if anything, did Gore actually do to create the modern Internet? According to Vincent Cerf, a senior vice president with MCI Worldcom who's been called the Father of the Internet, "The Internet would not be where it is in the United States without the strong support given to it and related research areas by the Vice President in his current role and in his earlier role as Senator."
The inventor of the Mosaic Browser, Marc Andreesen, credits Gore with making his work possible. He received a federal grant through Gore's High Performance Computing Act. The University of Pennsylvania's Dave Ferber says that without Gore the Internet "would not be where it is today."
Joseph E. Traub, a computer science professor at Columbia University, claims that Gore "was perhaps the first political leader to grasp the importance of networking the country. Could we perhaps see an end to cheap shots from politicians and pundits about inventing the Internet?"
Wired is good for sense of wonder science articles and gadgets, but I'm not sure you should trust their political reporting.
Guess it doesn't matter now, Bush used this kind of crap to make Gore untrustworthy enough to steal 2000, so it's kind of moot. Wonder if oilfields would be burning under President Gore?
Ok ok ok ok, I think I have figured all this patent stuff out. We were all wrong. All these patents are filed for network testing and cost savings only. Follow my thought processes here (scary, but try):
/. users just reading and hax0rs with an ax to grind. ;)
1. file obscene patent.
2. get it posted on Slashdot.
3. your servers are flooded with tens of thousands of
4. assuming your network doesn't buckle, you now have fully tested your network servers for the small cost of a patent, saving your company hundreds of thousands of $ in tradional testing
5. Profit. oh, no wait, wrong gag.
Tequila: It's not just for breakfast anymore!
This patent is not about showing web pages, but about SELECTING them. But that's what a search engine does.... based on information, it selects the best fit results. Payment for web ads equates to payment for search result listings. Other currency relates to advertising "points" as to "number of links" and other non-tangeable scores.
This is simply a dynamic selection based on several criteria.
Is it just me, or does anyone else remember Yahoo making money with advertising before there even was an Amazon?
Is there a process for arguing against a pending patent? Can we demonstrate prior art (for instance googlewords, where ad placement is based on the amount paid) to keep the patent from ever being issued? Is there anything we can do short of expensive legal action?
If I have been able to see further than others, it is because I bought a pair of binoculars.
It appears to be about the situation where people bid for ad space. Emergent Music does that. A lot of sites do, it arguably includes the phenomenon of "text ads" such as are used on Kuro5hin. One thing that is important to keep in mind. This isn't a patent, but a published application. The patent has not been issued or approved by the PTO. However, once a patent is published, companies that would infringe if it were issued can be contacted, and if they continue to use the claimed matter, can be sued for damages retroactively when it is issued. The patent was applied for on October 8, 2002. It seems obvious that there was plenty of prior art. I don't know, though, whether the patent "takes priority" from some earlier application such as a provisional patent application. I'm not sure whether the online publication mechanism normally makes that information available. As I get more info I'll post it to my blog.
Very odd.... In 1993, after I switch from Gopher to a pre-release of Mosaic, I saw a few banner ads. In fact, I designed one for my ISP and put it on my main page and got free ISP access for 6 years. Don't remember seeing Amazon back then. When did they go online?
And yeah, even if it wasn't for people like Prodigy, Genie, and (there was a third, wasn't there?) -- didn't AOL have advertisements all along?
Malachi
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Amazon is onto something here...
You have to make money someway. Now and in the future if you own some intellectual property your company could profit with license fees.
Capitalism and or GNU GPL has clued these people into the fact that IP is a worthy effort to persue in the long run.
Why give it all away?
I think there really should be a criminal penalty for attempting to patent something for which you know prior art exists. A common sense standard could be applied. People get convicted of criminal negligence because they did something (or failed to not do something) that was contrary to common sense and as a result hurt someone. Applying for a patent that you are pretty sure you will get (even though anyone with any common sense knows prior art exists) because the PTO is overwhelmed and you have lots of money should be criminal negligence. Put Bezos in jail (general lockup) for 3 days and see how many more bogus patents he applies for in the future. Use the fines he pays to help fund the PTO.
It's nothing more than a pay per click banner. Search engines alone have been doing this since Altavista was still on the DEC domain.
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If that were true, I don't think Slashdot would even be here for you to post that.
The Practice Guidelines under the SPLT are available at http://www.wipo.int/scp/en/documents/session_9/pdf /scp9_4.pdf. The relevant section is 76 d on pages 19/20.
This information is useful not only for defending against patent claims like this, but where OpenSource developers have been discussing concepts and ideas on mailing lists open to the public. The document above is also a good read (really!) on the subject of prior art.
It appears that WIPO are taking a stand against Intellectual Piracy.
Phil
Come on think about just how fuckin' stupid this patent application is...
...Patent Pending...
trying to patent a bidding process is like Kleenex trying to patent nose blowing.
Fuck these guys are getting to fucking stupid to be on the planet! PERIOD!
I got an idea. It is something that will more than likely be used one day. Now for a patent. Few years later, bam, first victim. Some odd years later I'm a millionaire. Not possible. Well, actually there is one case where a man set up a small company (simply to cover his a$$ in court) got a bunch of lawyers and started patenting ideas that were going to be used in the future and even ones that already were being used. Then all the letters for royalty payments. Most gave in, due to high legal fees, and most who fought lost. There are other cases of people that did this. Amazon seems to be following them in their footsteps with all there crazy patents.
Question everything.
This is - sorry - sensationalistic and thin journalism.
... !
Sure, I still enjoy any day since I left the European Patent Office because the whole patent business is getting more monkey by the day.
Though: what Hemos writes is utmost thin and most importantly without proper background.
I just read the first claim, and find too many comments falling onto wrong ground. Be the patented system shitty or not, the inventive concept has essentially nothing to do with banner ads:
"A method in a computer system for allocating display space on a web page,"
- this is the banner ad
"the method comprising: receiving multiple bids indicating a bid amount"
- this is e-bay or alike
"and an advertisement;"
- it is not any banner but an advertisement
"receiving a request to provide the web page to a user;"
- this is superfluous patentwise
"selecting,"
- this is surely beyond banner ads
"based at least in part on review of bid amounts,"
- so you need an agent to roughly check $$$
"a received bid;"
- selects the received bid
"and adding the advertisement of the selected bid to the web page."
- adds not any, but a very specific advertisement to the webpage: that of an article bidded for.
If you compare this to the shoddy text of the news, that text *is* shoddy.
I *don't* say they deserve a patent. Actually, I was notorious for suggesting refusal. But let's stick to reality, otherwise we are attacked and fall too easily.
As I tried to explain, the proposed system is quite a refinement of banner ads, for bidding environment, when you add selectively an ad to an article for which a bid has been made in the proximity (at least web page) of that article. And this even controllable by the amount.
Actually, I still have to see this. *I* couldn't attack the novelty
I haven't even bothered to look at the prior art cited. Luckily I am not in this business any more.
But in Slashdot we should try some good business !
...for the one click banner advert patent!
...if this will spell the end of online advertising.
;)
Although I'm sure AOL, IBM, and even M$ can show prior art on this (not to mention the millions of perosnal web pages that have other people embedding banner ad's on web pages).
I think Jeff Bezo's is a bit patent happy. I wonder if the USPTO will finally get a clue and stop giving out patents like candy (especially to Amazon.com).
On the other hand, I wouldn't mind seeing someone patent the process of applying for a patent.
That would be patently funny.
"There is a way that seems right to a man, but its end is the way of death." Proverbs 16:25 (NKJV)
I, for one, make frequent use of sites that are financially supported by banner ads. (Slashdot, for example)
These sites would have to find some other way to pay the bill to stay alive, I can't imagine that they would be able to find anything that isn't infinitely more annoying than (non popup) ads.
Pre-emptive Disclaimer: Yes, I know this will put informative sites with low revenue out of business. It's a joke.
-Looking for a job as a materials chemist or multivariat
Now all we need is for someone to patent spam (and actually have the money to enforce that patent)!
sic transit gloria mundi
Just curious about peoples thoughts...
Why is it that this one clearly stupid slip of the tongue has become a major character flaw in what is clearly a man with above average inteligence (even if you think his ideas are wrong this must be admitted), while all the inane verbal blunders our current prez says seem to be classified as a quirky endearment?
Is this just a VP thing? Remember the Dan Quayle potato - potatoe thing!
Personally I couldn't care less about Gore (and even less about Qualye) but I am just concerned that our inability to let go of things like this will just cause our politians to become even more carefully coordinated and remote. If someone fears that any stupid, misspoken utterance is going to have such a price, then the result is that will be less candid, more rehersed and less available.
Why can't we just drop stupid things like this? I mean, I am sure Dan Qualye has the spell checker turned on when he writes, and I really doubt that even Gore thinks he really invented the internet.
Just a thought... Am I wrong? I'm sure you will tell me if I am!
Peace, or Not?
Please God, let this be a troll, or we really ARE fucked.
-Looking for a job as a materials chemist or multivariat
I love this shit. So far, we've had three types of posts:
1. They're patenting banner ads! Bastards! So much prior art!
2. You dipshit, read the article! They're not patenting banner ads, only ads relating to auctions. Sheesh, the morons on this site. But this is still prior-art-ed by ebay...
3. Jesus, everyone on here lacks reading comprehension skills. The auction is FOR the advertising. Now who should be reading the damned article, moron?
The truly sad thing is that there have been about 30 types of each post so far. People, please, READ the article...then, if it's complicated, READ IT AGAIN. Then, read the posts above yours to make sure you aren't saying the same goddamned thing as 25 other people.
Oh, and moderators? Stop modding WRONG SHIT up!
-Looking for a job as a materials chemist or multivariat
Therefore, this is not a patent trying to claim web advertising, as "advertised" by the Slashdot article.
I only read the first claim, nothing else. It may well be a method of selling advertising. But it is not a claim on web advertising.
Sig:
Navy nuke sub lifestyle?
Bezos is a terrorist who is undermining the economy. He must be stopped before it is too late.
/. would be a "coalition of the willing."
I would think
it's stupid patents like this that keep the uspto swamped. perhaps the patent office should adopt the policy that if they are busy or don't understand the meaning of any of the claims, they just stamp 'denied' on the patent application and move on.
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As many have stated before, this patent is not for banner advertisements but the way that they are sold. (Auction Style) Google has a similiar patent but it only covers text ads not banner ads. A DoubleClick spinoff company, Conducive, is already doing this with banner ads though.
PAtent agents and attorneys are the ones who prepare the applications and respond to the office actions which the examiners write.
Patent agents are not patent examiners, that is they do not prosecute and search an application and are not employed by the USPTO, but instead work for an inventor or law firm.
Bring back the old version of slashdot.
This is not a patent, this is a published application as a patent, as such it means it has yet to become a patent and is unenforceable.
It can actually be used as prior art against another application with a later filing date.
Bring back the old version of slashdot.
That's exactly the point!
I'm sure there has to be prior art on web advertising; almost as sure that some of those are as complicated as the one described on the patent.
But it really doesn't matter; since it's the obvious way to do it! Newspapers, magazines, tv stations, everbody who makes a living from advertising does this kind of 'bidding for ad space' one way or another. Just give an overview of the traditional method to ANY half-competent web developer and he'll come up with this 'patented' method in less than 10 minutes.
Why has the USPTO forgotten about the 'non obvious' part of their requirements? Maybe it's non-obvious to a patent clerck, but he/she should consult with somebody 'competent on the art' isn't that in the guidelines for a patent?
-Kz-
The more people who refuse to help cover the costs of web-sites passivly by viewing ads, the more sites that are going to force people to pay actively with subscriptions or whatnot.
Speaking from experience, subscriptions work really well, even for a not so major web-site like IcarusIndie.com
Currently I just use banner ads for intersite advertising (my site is huge), to allow other game development sites to get some free exposure and to plug web-sites I'm a fan of. I still have a number of text ads you'd never notice unless you clicked on them to get statistics on how well they work (at least for exposure). I've yet to make a dime on them.
As a result of using subscriptions I have a lot more bandwidth available to offer more free stuff.
Like this Survey on who people think the US should attack and tons of material including video on the war
So, block all you want. It's a very simple thing to go to a subscription model. For sites that are struggling with bandwidth usage and costs, I highly recommend it.
Ben
Work Safe Porn
Reading the patent, this has nothing to do with banner advertising. It has to do with web-based auctions. eBay, lookout!
"I drank what?" - Socrates
With all these pre-grant publications of patent applications now, for the US system, all the armchair examiners of the world can submit prior art to the examiner of record for the case.
IANAL, but I don't think this is too big of a deal. Or anything to get worked up over. Compared to their 1-click patent, this is small potatoes.
According to the USPTO link (have you read it?) I believe this covers Amazon's system of selling web page space to book sellers. This had some press when it came out that Amazon was selling space inside their webpage, making it nonobvious that the book you see as a recommendation is really an advertising.
This is similar to walking into Barnes and Noble and seeing certain books in prominent shelf space. That space is bought for by the publishing house to promote their book.
Amazon's patent covers doing that but in their virtual book store.
It's about determining *which* ad to put on a web page based on bidders for that space. If a web page doesn't use a bidding system like Amazon's, they won't be infringing on this patent simply by placing ads on a web page. I really love /. articles about patents - they're always so content-free, or at least factual-content-free.
Hrm, well, I've personally got prior art on #27. I helped to write a targeted ad inclusion system for a (now defunct) early ecommerce site in 1994. It was a horrible PERL/Delphi Frankenstein application, but it did track ads by type, and serve them up to the user based on their responses to ads of the same type (using weighted averages). As far as I remember, Amazon didn't even EXIST at the time I wrote that, so I'm sure my software predated theirs!
Which brings up two interesting questions. 1) Who do I contact to show prior art? I'm not interested in getting a patent myself, but I'd like to help shoot this one down. 2) What kind of evidence do you need to prove prior art on business processes? The concept was originally mine, but it was developed while working for a company that doesn't exist anymore. So who owns the idea? Can I offer the work as prior art? What kind of evidence is really needed to prove that I wrote the code in 1994, and not yesterday?
There is nothing so pathetic as seeing a beautiful young theory roughed up by a tough gang of facts.
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Look at the pure logic of it. No other site would use the ads, so it would only be amazon. Then no customers would go to Amazon because they were too commercialized because of all the adds they have.
Go Amazon.
...boycott them because it will save you money.
http://www.bestbookbuys.com/ (Book Price Comparaison Bot)
You simply throw patents against the wall and see what sticks
This
Personally, I think Bezos should apply for a patent on patenting things on the web :-)
Since when has this country used intellectual elite as a pejorative term?
How much more proof do we need, before we realize that the entire patent system is corrupted beyond repair and needs to be rebuild from the ground up?
Firstly, business models or other general "methods" -- like this auction method -- should never be patentable. Patents should cover inventions. You've found a good business model -- fine. Doesn't mean that just because you're the first one to utilize that business model or method, that no one else should be able to.
Patents should, at the very least, consider independent discovery. Furthermore, simply coming up with the idea a few days before someone else hardly means that you're entitled to sole ownership.
Another thing -- life should not be patentable. Living organisms should not be patentable. It is absurd to treat living organisms as if they are "property". This poses innate problems, because living organisms tend to spread. See the Canada case where a greedy multinational corporation decided to bankrupt a farmer for growing what was in his own yard.
Finally, corporations should not be allowed to patent inventions that they did not actually develop. A disgusting category in this case is biopiracy, where corporations are given the rights to profit off of an invention which they in no way invented, but simply extracted from indigenous peoples. Anyone who pursues these kind of patents is an immoral crook.
social sciences can never use experience to verify their statemen
So basically, the patent covers the "people who bought book foo also bought..." ads?
I have submited my patent for puting words and pictures onto the screen via the web. I expect to hear back any time now. I was going to patent putting numbers and symbols on the web, but feared anti-trust lawsuits.
As numerous people have pointed out, this is an *application* only. Which means there is a huge chance that the claims, as issued, will look nothing like the original submitted claims. Not only that, if the slashdot readers all know of prior art out there that anticipates or renders obvious the claims in the current form, they should just send those prior art references into the patent office! The whole point of the process of publishing patent applications before issuance is so that the public can contribute to the prosecution process by submitting relevant prior art. Instead of sitting on your collective butts complaining, why not take positive action and do something? Just remember that the references submitted must be in a clean form, i.e., no notation, highlighting, comments written on margins, etc. The patent office will remove all extraneous comments, and if there are too many extraneous comments, the PTO will definitely chuck out the reference. Of course, we don't want that to happen now, do we.
This may come as a shock but it is indeed that case that your browser is crappy. Internet Explorer has supported sending X and Y coordinates from clicking on an image map for years now. It's pretty pathetic that Mozilla is just now getting around to it with version 1.3
I don't know about Opera or Netscape. But this is just another reason I don't use Mozilla.
Ben
Work Safe Porn
It's 9:15 AM, don't you have work to do and patents to weed out instead of posting on Slashdot?
Overture seems to be doing this, I don't know how long they have been around though.
Can't rememeber when I first put them up but I had them there I was using Maximus BBS and OS/2 Warp for the board. Wackos and Wierdos BBS I claim prior art.
On direct consumer advertising.
Spam guy: I just recived 100k cease and desist letters from some lawyer who claims to represent a jeff somebody.
Opera uber alles.:)
Is this a sigs-optional kind of place? 'Cause I am totally down with that if you know what I mean.