This requires actually being out in the sun. Unless there's a complex reflective tube apparatus streaming live sunlight into the basement it'll never sell here...
I'd say the nuclear waste has a shorter half life than a McDonalds burger. The waste is probably easier to digest for the poor thing. Think of the E.Coli!
Many years ago, some shops used to transfer money from teller to a main booth by wires. Clip the money to the wire, shoot it from the teller to get change and whoosh it would come back. That's what they need here, wires and pulleys. Put your money in a tiny little sack on a string and whizz it alone the wire and the machine would take it, spit out a paper ticket and then whizz the sack back. It'd be awesome for the first five minutes, then you can marvel for years about the crazy parking system that lasted five minutes and then was vandalized. Planned nostalgia.
Maybe if they could make ones for regular or goofy footed people.
Actually, to make it look harder, shorten the platform width so it makes you look like you're hanging ten all the time. Or maybe sell the segway with the balance mechanism disabled so you actually need some kind of talent to ride one.
How hard would it be to ride 2 segways simultaneously? one foot on each one, careful throttle negotiation.
I can't imagine the bootprint lasting long if North Korea make it up there.
You think those were nuclear missiles they were firing? North Korea are planning the worlds first single stage rocket 'landing' on the moon, with their great leader strapped to the front because he is so awesome he can actually reduce drag.
Tell the users that they can use the wireless until a trap door opens up underneath them and they are dumped into a vat of boiling french fries. Their times are announced by some junior on front counter with a megaphone.
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So vuck you.
for storing cheese.
This requires actually being out in the sun. Unless there's a complex reflective tube apparatus streaming live sunlight into the basement it'll never sell here...
I'd say the nuclear waste has a shorter half life than a McDonalds burger. The waste is probably easier to digest for the poor thing. Think of the E.Coli!
Let alone two.
I opened the local paper rag yesterday and my local physician was telling me I had swine flu.
Real men multi-thread
Honestly. Teeth, ears - Science is trying to genetically grow Professor Frink. In mouse form. GLAYVEN!
Many years ago, some shops used to transfer money from teller to a main booth by wires. Clip the money to the wire, shoot it from the teller to get change and whoosh it would come back. That's what they need here, wires and pulleys. Put your money in a tiny little sack on a string and whizz it alone the wire and the machine would take it, spit out a paper ticket and then whizz the sack back. It'd be awesome for the first five minutes, then you can marvel for years about the crazy parking system that lasted five minutes and then was vandalized. Planned nostalgia.
Ninja Warrior is a fire drill.
More of a buffering really.
Maybe if they could make ones for regular or goofy footed people.
Actually, to make it look harder, shorten the platform width so it makes you look like you're hanging ten all the time. Or maybe sell the segway with the balance mechanism disabled so you actually need some kind of talent to ride one.
How hard would it be to ride 2 segways simultaneously? one foot on each one, careful throttle negotiation.
Users install something else after feeling punished by Microsoft.
What is with these companies? I thought Microsoft was above this kind of passive aggression.
Dear lovely Corporation,
Here's a new operating system for you. Awfully sorry about the whole Vista thing, won't happen again.
Love,
Bill and Steve.
Wait... just Steve now.
PS. The Windows 7 Corporate Mega Edition will come with a free chair.
Personally I think Newton's zombie would be a great name for a MacPad. iZombie.
Plus it'd be a clean, sterile looking zombie, none of this blood, dirt and torn clothes. A MetroZombie.
The chair's in the mail.
Well, *THERE'S* your problem.
And not forgetting the whole standing on the moon thing. Brown trouser time.
All he has to do next is get his knob out in front of the pope and we can rename him Captain Awesome.
This is going to go well with Fava beans and a nice Chianti
You mean Dr. Watson Snr?
Christ alive, this was marked troll before it refreshed after I posted it! Steady on with that Troll mod Windows users, it's like a loaded gun.
Next tuesday they could double that amount with the right attitude...
I can't imagine the bootprint lasting long if North Korea make it up there.
You think those were nuclear missiles they were firing? North Korea are planning the worlds first single stage rocket 'landing' on the moon, with their great leader strapped to the front because he is so awesome he can actually reduce drag.
Tell the users that they can use the wireless until a trap door opens up underneath them and they are dumped into a vat of boiling french fries. Their times are announced by some junior on front counter with a megaphone.
"Come in number 192.168.1.121, your time is up"
If the content is interesting. I guess there's something "flawed" in Bob's business model as well.