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  1. Re:Back of the Envelope on The Ecological Impact of Spam · · Score: 2, Funny

    GOT NO HANDS? DONT USE YOUR NOSE TO SEND SPAM! IMPRESS THEM WITH YOUR TOOL! TYPE N CLICK WITH YOUR DICK AND ENLARGE YOUR AUDIENCE!

    (blabla this little sentence added to get pass the /. CAPS filter even if it ruins my joke, but it seems that one sentence is not enough i wonder how much time got spent writing the regex that checks for too many caps in message)

  2. Re:Sorry, but I have to consider the source on UN Attacks Free Speech · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm not so sure you are breaking the law. Your hate is directed against religions, not individuals. I think you cross the line when you get personal, that is, you advocate hate and / or violence and against persons having religious beliefs. That's why it's called "human rights", right? You can blast any organization as a whole, as long as you dont point to people who are part of it.

    That said, I dont hate religions. I just wish they would get bored waiting for god to show up and trying to control the world meanwhile, and leave us all to play nicer games.

  3. Re:from the man on Original Shakespeare Portrait Discovered, Disputed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Translation : I've been dead for 500 years, and I've written all this great stuff. Why do you care what I looked like? Go read a book, stop looking at me.

  4. Re:For my fellow USians.... on What Does a $16,000+ PC Look Like, Anyway? · · Score: -1, Troll

    It's United States of America, people! That makes us Americans.

    Start by giving your country a REAL NAME instead of an acronym and then we'll stop calling you USians. The name "America" reprensents MUCH more than the "country with no name of its own that stands between Mexico and Canada". If you have to go back to your #$%^& constitution drawing board to refactor it, then so be it. NMFP, USian.

    If you want to be called a Yankee, why not go with "Wankistan"? Oops! I meant... "Yankiguay"! Then you'd have a small reason to stir shit up in south america, being a virtual neighbor of Paraguay and Uruguay.

  5. Re:My first thought was "Sphere of Annihilation" on The Zen of SOA · · Score: 1

    Depends on who's inside that sphere, I guess.

    Or it could be Service Of Anihilation, where you can call for a nuclear air strike through SOAP.

    Or Sphere Oriented Architecture, which makes it real hard to fit your regular right-angled furniture.

  6. Re:The Basics. on Best Paradigm For a First Programming Course? · · Score: 1

    Plenty. Which is the point, of course.

  7. Re:Nothing Good on Canadian Groups Call For Massive Net Regulation · · Score: 1

    Harper does not need to be compared to anybody else. He stands on his own as self-absorbed politicians go. He's already on his way out too, whatever happens from here. History will remember him as "that guy from the west who wanted to give lesssons on stuff nobody needed to learn, and only ended waking up the canadian left and quebec separatists".

  8. Re:Movie? on Rocketman Crosses Colorado Gorge · · Score: 1

    If you're interested in seeing how far we got in the last thirty years in the big river jumping dept, also have a look at this :

    http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=GLsVWFGO7aQ

  9. Re:Not a suprise to anyone who has tried Chrome on Google Chrome Tops Browser Speed Tests · · Score: 1

    Growing attached to an extension seems to be a rather uncomfortable way of developing. Have you tried pulling the cord, to see what happens?

    Unless, it's the extension that's attached to you! in which case, I would procede with extreme caution, as some these extensions grow and deflate in some unpredictable ways, if mine is to be trusted.

  10. Re:nothing wrong with corp. support for OpenSource on IRS Looking at Google/Mozilla Relationship · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Isn't Epiphany using Gecko, Mozilla's HTML rendering engine?

    It may be true that Firefox has kind of lost its way over the years, but you cannot deny it's popular success. And the mere fact that you mention that we should fork it, is testament to their open-sourceness, which is all it was all about in the beginning : have a browser that's better than IE, and that we can claim ours. In that respect, I think Mozilla is a resounding touchdown for the open source movement, and although technically inferior to to Webkit (Chrome, Safari), it still is the less corporate-agenda-encumbered of all browsers.

  11. In Capitalist China... on Physicist Admits Sending Space-Related Military Secrets To China · · Score: 1

    In Capitalist China, Rocket Fires You!

  12. Re:No Debugger? on Adobe Releases Preview of 64-bit Flash For Linux · · Score: 1

    Hell, I bought a _USED_ SGI Indy for less than 500$ _NINE_YEARS_AGO_ and this thing already had full 64 bit CPU (R4400) and OS (Irix 6.2, IIRC).

    I still dont understand why every software developper and company seems startled by 64 bits technology. It's been a long time coming, really. Any architect with half a brain would have made sure that the code ports over nicely. I mean, it's not that hard, and doesn't cost that much.

  13. Re:recommended for advanced programmers on Programming .NET 3.5 · · Score: 1

    You miss the real reason why it's all so much less complicated on .NET : There's only one platform to target, and that platform is Microsoft. You don't have to care about other platforms, because you _can't_ care about other platforms. Oh well, yeah, you can insert a Mono reference here, but as soon as you try to use it (I haven't, but I'm sure it works ok), you'll realize that you now face the same kind of complications that other cross platform languages face. I'm not saying .Net is bad or anything, just that the kind of peace of mind it provides has a price.

  14. Re:Gosh and I wondered what they'd do with P.A. Se on Apple Plans To Make Chips For Handhelds · · Score: 1

    Apple is designing a dedicated chip to offload gayness from the CPU

    Ha! Now I know what the "G" in "GPU" _really_ stands for.

  15. No deal. on Linux Now an Equal Flash Player · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But still not open-source. So if you need it on PPC Linux, or FreeBSD, you are still SOL. Give us the source guys, and we'll maintain it for you. Or if you absolutely cant do that, publish a spec that somebody can use to write compatible player.

  16. Re:White MacBook with 2GB? on Apple Announces New MacBook, Pro, Air · · Score: 1

    The new machines have been expected for months and the Tuesday Oct 14 release date has been widely forecast for over a month.

    I wasn't considering buying a Mac until 15 minutes before I bought it. And even if I had done my research, as I should have, I wouldn't have found the info because I dont hang around Mac websites or people, as I dont buy into the Mac-as-a-religion thing. What I was saying is, obsolence happens in a much more drastic way when there is only one supplier, and that supplier happens to thrive on fashion and hype to sell their stuff. With an ecosystem of suppliers like on the PC side, change is more constant, and deprecation occurs gradually.

    How long should Apple hold off releasing new systems after you buy your computer?

    At least until my girlfriend stops arguing with me about how I shouldn't have bought it. There's only so much trouble a man can handle...

  17. Re:Their marketing department is on drugs on Apple Announces New MacBook, Pro, Air · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think the 802.11n standard is a matter of details now. All current wireless chipsets are technically capable of it, but may not implement it identically. Once the standard gets formalized, a firmware update should be enough to give you full compatibilty with other n-compliant devices. So it's more like "n-capable" in a "Vista-capable" way than really n-compliant. I guess the marketing guys got tired of waiting for the standard...

  18. Re:Release timing on Apple Announces New MacBook, Pro, Air · · Score: 0

    But people want Playstations and Xboxen for Christmas, not laptops. Santa doesn't use Quark Express!

  19. Re:White MacBook with 2GB? on Apple Announces New MacBook, Pro, Air · · Score: 1

    I bought the last one three weeks ago, at full price, and am now stuck with it since the two-week period for returning just finished. Want to buy it?

    No only are Macs 500$ more expensive than comparable PCs, but you're also at the mercy of the manufacturer when it comes to resale value.

    Thanks for nothing, Apple.

  20. Re:Trying to avoid funny remarks... on No Space Porn (For Now) · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's been done :

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0310288/

    "Nick Lang and Silvia Saint's sex scene was filmed in free-fall aboard NASA's "vomit comet", in order to simulate zero-gravity."

  21. TF2 Pyro Fire on Fire Your IT Boss · · Score: 1

    Just closed my Team Fortress 2 game, where I was playing Pyro. Then read "FIRE Your IT Boss" as top story on Slashdot. Sounds like a plan!

    "MHenenEHHEHenH!!"

  22. Re:i'm no MS fan, but... on Microsoft Causes Internal Family Strife · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You have to clarify an ad when you get upset by it and don't know why. Most of the time, this is because you're not part of the target demographic. This is the case here, with a general-public/family oriented/techno-unsavvy ad vs. Slashdot readerbase. I think GP's ad deconstruction is quite acccurate in this regard, and helps explain where MS might be going next.

  23. Re:In Canada, NCIX.com on Which Vendors Do You Trust For PC Parts? · · Score: 1

    DirectCanada.com also has some pretty good prices and service. I've dealt with boh NCIX and DirectCanada and always have a look at both places before ordering. NCIX's website is better organized though.

  24. I'll stick with Firefox on Google Chrome, Day 2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Really, I still don't see why I'd have to switch from FF3 to this new browser, free or not. I mean, once you get rid of IE's security hole and MS lock-in web technology, a browser's a browser, right?

    I understand that Google want to have their own, but the established base of Firefox, with its plugins and extensions beats all for now, from a desktop user perspective.

    I'll let the hype pass before I have a look.

  25. G.O.O.D Job on Corporate Gaming Is Good For Business · · Score: 4, Funny

    I know a good game, one that really motivates me to work more. It's called "Show Me The Money".

    I thought they would speak about the need for good 3D cards in office boxen for lunch-time BF1942 smash-up between coworkers. This is boring. Corporate games as they describe it, are for suckers.