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  1. Why settle for a flash version... on Flash Version of Adventure · · Score: 2

    Why settle for a flash version when you could hop on ebay and pick up an atari + games for well under $50? Just last week I got myself an Atari 7800 that way. I've spent this week finding my old paddles and cartridges... Flash versions might be fun, but you can't beat the tactile experience of the old paddles! d I really like the 7800 joysticks, too.... even worked on C-64's and Amigas!

  2. 192 is the best sounding system? on Geek-Chic Power Houses · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Peter Frampton has the same system!" Perlman shouts over the music. "If you listened to this as a 128K MP3, the cymbals would phase out. This is 192K!"
    Did anybody else think this was weird? I mean, If I could, I wouldn't even compress my audio. I'd just use a couple TB to store the highest quality versions of music I like. Or I'd hire a full-time DJ. And I'd make him give stuff away, as if he were on the radio.

    ...if you're caller number one you'll have free tickets to the [popular musician] show!...

    "Hello? Did I win?"

    Yes! What's your name, lucky c-

    "You're in my damn living room. You know my name."
  3. duh. on Internet Backbone DDOS "Largest Ever" · · Score: 1, Redundant
    A longer, more extensive attack could have seriously damaged worldwide electronic communications, the source said.
    Wow. I didn't realize a bigger attack could have done more damage. Thanks, Washingtonpost dot com!
  4. Re:We Want Linux 4.0 on Linux 3.0 · · Score: 2
    When engineering decisions are made for marketing reasons, Bad Things happen.
    When any decisions are made for marketing reasons, Bad Things happen!
  5. Re:Must ... resist ... Simpsons ... Joke ... on Google Sued over Page Ranking · · Score: 2

    You completely missed the Internet King joke!

  6. Doesn't seem like a search engine to me... on Google Sued over Page Ranking · · Score: 5, Funny

    I did a search on SearchKing to find out why it sucks, but none of the hits were relevant. I guess that's why SearchKing sucks!

    But wait, there's more! I searched for the same thing in Google and found this site, which is part of SearchKing. It may not explain why SearchKing sucks, but I think it might answer the question, "What are these guys smoking?"

  7. Re:A name by any other on Microsoft: No Xbox for You! · · Score: 2

    Interesting (and I would have modded you that way if I didn't want to reply), but I think their "X" is supposed to make you think "eXtreme" - anybody who buys this box is saying that those wimpy "play"stations aren't eXtreme enough for me! I am big and strong and am well-endowed! I need a big and powerful video game system - an eXtreme one, if you will!

    But it's fun to pervert the intended meaning of Microsoft products (lookOut!), so x works well as an unknown variable.

  8. I think we're ready to take over the world on Microsoft PR Rep is the Switcher · · Score: 2

    Can we become our own nation? We're now on our way to world domination!

    you have no chance to survive make your time!

  9. Re:Anyone wanna Narc MS out? on Microsoft Tries a "Switch" Campaign · · Score: 2

    let he who is without sin cast the first stone.



    I'll be waiting over there, in the shadows.

  10. Re:She's Also a Photodisc Model! on Microsoft Tries a "Switch" Campaign · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's the same size as the sample, cropped to miss out on the watermark. Did MS even pay for this image, or did they just download/crop the sample??

  11. Re:Ramen, Slapper, Scalper and Mighty ? on Windows vs Linux On Security · · Score: 2
    >5- Internet Explorer got 20 unfixed vulnerabilites today according to http://www.pivx.com/larholm/unpatched [pivx.com]

    Application problems, not OS problems, big difference.
    Unfortunately, it's irrelevant that IE is an app and not an OS because Windows won't let you remove the app. Same with Windows Media Player. As a result, any flaw with those applications must be patched, even if you have no desire to even have the applications on your system.
  12. Re:C on If Programming Languages Could Speak · · Score: 2

    Actually, C only says ("%s", "Bite Me");

  13. Re:Use procmail on Reuters: 80% of Chinese Computers Virus Infected · · Score: 2
    :0
    * [Bb][Ii][Gg]5
    /dev/null
    That's easy! And who says Linux is difficult?
  14. Re:I tuned out after C64 analogy on Slate Predicts The End Of TiVo · · Score: 2
    What bullshit. Commodore 64 as a market example? Apple beat Commmodore to the market for the first Personal Computers, although there are probably technicalities for various others, but Apple was the big first PC, then Commodore one-upped them, then IBM.
    You should have kept reading. The C64 wasn't the example, the Amiga was.
  15. Re:blogs need a book? on The Weblog Handbook · · Score: 2
    Anyone can put up html with a pile of links and slap away at the keyboard for a few minutes.
    That's precisely why we do need books about it. It's an attempt to improve the quality of blogs. But if you don't like blogs, you still have the freedom of going to other web sites instead.
  16. Re:Terrible writing on Stealware: Kazaa et al Stealing Link Commissions · · Score: 2

    Someone needs to teach you the difference between a comma and a coma :) I love it when people complain about grammer/spelling but they screw it up themselves.


    Yes, that was intentional.

  17. Re:2 Operating Systems on 37 Operating Systems, 1 PC · · Score: 2
    I cant even get two to work on my PC. Several times I've tried and it just goes a bit wobbly.

    Can you put Win95, Dos, Win98 on the same disk and not cause havoc?
    Good luck. I can't even install one of the above without causing havoc!
  18. Sounds like they're trying to give KDE a fair shot on Red Hat Explains Stance on KDE/Gnome Desktop Changes · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I get the distinct impression that the Red Hat team is trying hard to not push their biases onto their users. It's fairly clear the Red Hat's developers are more adept with Gtk+/Gnome than Qt/KDE, and there's nothing wrong with that - if they were better at Qt, we'd still be having this discussion.

    When you realize you have a bias towards one group, you have two options - defend your bias and try to convince others, or work extra-hard to give the other team a fair chance. I think Red Hat is trying to give KDE a fair chance because the whole idea of Linux is to give users the right to choose.

    Maybe I was just sucked in to Red Hat's PR speech, but I really have to agree with their philosophy of providing a nearly identical UI on both WM's. It prevents novices from choosing one over the other just because of configuration differences such as single- vs. double-clicking icons. It annoys me to no end when a user tells me he/she didn't like product A because of a default setting that happened to be set differently in product B. In doing this, Red Hat may have made KDE "act like" Gnome, but I believe that it is inadvertant, just because the Red Hat team has gotten used to settings more typical to Gnome.

    Having said all that, though, think about this: If you know the difference, you can change it. If some guy who knows nothing about Linux doesn't know the difference, will he care?

  19. Re:Keanu Reeves typecasting hell on Keanu Reeves as Superman · · Score: 2
    though I'm rooting for Nick Cage to kick his ass in the upcoming Ghost Rider.
    Don't you mean Ghostwriter? I think he'll be replacing Gabby.
  20. Re:It's going to suck! iMax isn't made for this on Attack of the Really Big Clones · · Score: 2

    Yeah after I made that other comment I looked down and saw that somebody else wrote the same thing. Oops.

    But look, I can still post at 2! I can take advantage of this karma by posting highly-rated crap. Butt fart butt fart butt fart.

  21. Re:It's going to suck! iMax isn't made for this on Attack of the Really Big Clones · · Score: 1

    Now come on moderators, the parent comment wasn't redundant. Offtopic, maybe, but not redundant. I'm disappointed. But I may as well burn off some karma while complaining!

  22. Re:It's going to suck! iMax isn't made for this on Attack of the Really Big Clones · · Score: 1, Redundant

    iMax?? Was this the latest cinema display by Apple? More than one iMac?

    No! It's IMAX (all caps), the large screen. When you can't type the name correctly, you tell the audience that you don't really know the topic, and nobody who knows the proper capitalization is going to take your argument seriously. If you were hiring a IT Technician, and an applicant wrote in his resume that he had experience with Windows Nt or Mac Os, would you believe him?

  23. Re:Nice quotes on Essential Blogging · · Score: 2

    even if it is indicative of using MS Word, "smart quotes" (&#147 and &#148) are typographically correct, rather than the double-prime symbol (").

  24. Re:Baseball on Classic Console TV Ads · · Score: 2
    Find out whether Atari basketball or Intellivision basketball plays more like real basketball....

    In which version do they go on strike?
    The one where they play baseball, not basketball :)

    The commercial reminds me of the Simpsons episode where the family is watching a commercial for a soccer game: This match will determine once and for all which nation is the greatest on earth: Mexico or Portugal!
  25. Re:Welcome Who? on Farthest Human-Made Object: First Quarter Century · · Score: 2
    Do you all there know languages like the one who put there the voice of woman speaking Polish? She greeted, in perfectly pronounced Polish, the creatures that live after death, like ghosts, spectres and other Nazguls. Polish language difficult is, heh? Or the translation expensive too much?
    English too language difficult is :)