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  1. Re:NIfty toy on The Biggest and Baddest Backyard Roller Coaster · · Score: 0

    You could equally try to argue that a driver should be absolved of all fault if he hits an adult pedestrian strolling along the side of the Freeway. Just because someone is 'old enough to know better' it does not mean they do, or that the law should not protect them. Hey, if everyone over 18 was sensible there'd be no need for this.
    Over here in the UK, it is a well known doctrine in Health & Safety legislation that "A fool must be protected from himself."

  2. TLA's on XForms Becomes Proposed Recommendation · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I'm sorry, but this late on a Friday, that many TLA's in a /. article just makes me want to lie down and rest my weary head.

  3. Learn to map read on Garmin iQue 3600 · · Score: 0

    It's cheaper and provides hours of amusement as you try to figure out which direction is North from the moss on the trees.
    Stop and ask for directions, no! I'm a REAL man.

  4. Re:How big a threat is this? on HomeSec Warns Again About Microsoft's Insecurity · · Score: 1

    There's a small company called Red Hat offering free upgrades for Windows 98 users. I can't see it catching on though.

  5. Re:SCO doesn't know why they should sue IBM on OSDL Position Paper on SCO and Linux · · Score: 1

    I'm assuming SCO are going to sue themselves for collaborating with UnitedLinux. If there isn't any of their Intellectual Property in it their developers must have been lazing on their asses for a long time.
    OR, what if a SCO developer included some his own (Pre-United Linux) code into this in a kind of 'why reinvent the wheel' scenario? Do they sue him?

  6. Re:The system is called PASS on Predicting H.S. Dropouts With Pervasive Databases · · Score: 1

    Should be called PISS... 'Piss Is Studying Students'

  7. Re:Looks good, gotta catch em young you know. on Predicting H.S. Dropouts With Pervasive Databases · · Score: 1

    "Hey, I'm not paranoid. They're out to get me!"

  8. Re:Draft, don't elect on Hardly Anyone Cares About Computer Voting Problems · · Score: 1

    But then you might get some real dope for President. Something that could never happen under the current electoral system.

  9. Re:So.... on The Not-Quite-Human Rights Movement · · Score: 1

    This assumes that you have a brain to have an implant in...

    Mod 0: Flamebait

  10. A political insight on Hardly Anyone Cares About Computer Voting Problems · · Score: 1

    A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
    -- Vice President Dan Quayle

  11. At last.... on (Solar) Power to the Masses · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...a use for global warming :-)

  12. Re:Just hope you don't do to well.. on Pentagon Lets You Bid on Terrorism? · · Score: 1

    Claim that you're 'psychic'. That's bound to get you off the hook. It always seems to work for Uri Geller.

  13. What is a tie? on Wearing a Tie May Cause Blindness! · · Score: 5, Funny

    Surely it is nothing more than an arrow directing your co-workers in the direction of your genitalia.
    I'm not sure what this says about people who wear bowties...

  14. Re:Unlimited Storage on Nikon D2H: Digital Camera + 802.11b Option · · Score: 1

    Unlimited storage? Shureley shome mishtake. I see nothing in this article suggesting that you will receive 'infinite' web-space with this camera to keep all your artistic moments for posterity.

    Even if I could have 'immediate' hard copies as suggested by timothy, no one's going to give me a Tardis to keep the resulting printouts in...

    Nonetheless an interesting development and I'll be curious to see how long it will take other camera manufacturers to pick up on this and do likewise.

  15. Re:Go to the school of hard knocks on How Do You Get Work Done? · · Score: 1

    I must apologise, I didn't realise you were from the good ole' USA. So to cheer everyone up, I'll add an inspirational quote from one of your former statesmen: "I've heard people say that [I have a short attention span]. I don't feel I do, because when I'm interested in something I'll stay in focus as long as it is necessary... If you get off on something I'm not very interested in, it's very easy for me to block it out. It's easy for me to block things out." -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 12-JAN-92
    Aah, there's hope for us all then.

  16. Re:Go to the school of hard knocks on How Do You Get Work Done? · · Score: 1

    I didn't get the required Grades to go to that school you insensitive clod!

  17. Spam defense on O'Reilly Article on Spam Defense · · Score: 1

    Is this, like, protection for small tins of semi-edible goop? "Please, no! Take the tinned tomatoes but don't hurt my Spam!"

  18. Re:Just like always... on O'Reilly Article on Spam Defense · · Score: 1

    Rather a severe punishment for not following protocols I should say.

  19. Re:Oh threatening. on Greece Warned Over Games Ban · · Score: 1

    I am Cornholio! Are you threatening me?

  20. Re:Naming choice on Kroupware Komplete · · Score: 1

    Klap. A pre-baby disease.

  21. The other 95% on Gates Provides Windows Crash Statistic · · Score: 1

    Crash more often I assume.

  22. Tosser on Decipher · · Score: 1

    Tosser.

  23. You insensitive clod on Meditation in the Workplace? · · Score: 1

    I haven't got any brain-wave activity you insensitive clod!

  24. Perhaps... on Will Humanoid Robots Take All the Jobs by 2050? · · Score: 1

    There is a rumour that a large number have already been drafted into our govenment, but I don't believe a word of it myself.

  25. Most pointless post so far on this subject on New Red Hat Linux Beta: Severn · · Score: 1

    Over in England we have the rather splendid River Severn. Any relation? Mod: Off topic