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  1. Speaking of the internet on Why the Internet of Things Is More 1876 Than 1995 · · Score: 0

    What would be the point of continuing to read/use Slashdot after Beta becomes mandatory?

  2. Re:Until you experience the speed ... on Google Fiber Launches In Provo — and Here's What It Feels Like · · Score: 1

    "Until you experience the speed ..." Why does everything about this article remind me of drug addicts chasing the dragon?

  3. Re:What will replace Facebook? on Facebook Mocks 'Infection' Study, Predicts Princeton's Demise · · Score: 1

    Every feature of Facebook that caused me to sign on with it when it first opened, is available through Twitter. I'm linked to everyone I know and I can give them status updates and post photos and view theirs. There is no reason for me to ever use Facebook now that I have Twitter.

  4. Re:You miss the point. on Protesters Block Apple and Google Buses In California · · Score: 2

    Over six thousand protestors in a single day? I think you are hallucinating friend. The biggest day was 700 on the Brooklyn Bridge. After that the NYPD was careful not to perform mass arrests. I think you should probably stop spreading lies.

  5. New depth to "RTFA" on Unpublished J. D. Salinger Stories Leaked On Bittorrent Site · · Score: 2

    Funny that I don't see anyone talk about the stories themselves, just the news surrounding their acquisition... Is there some radical content in these stories, something of super-human insight or intelligence, that was supposed to be locked away for a good reason?

  6. Re:Google is a business... on Google Patenting Less Noble Use of Project Loon Tech · · Score: 1

    Considering that these are supposed to be helium balloons, and we're facing a global helium shortage - yes, this is an immoral use of the technology. It was already a matter for debate when they were going to waste helium to bring the miracle of Twitter to the earth's rural poor. They're hastening the demise of MRI machines in the name of higher bandwidth for the globe-hopping ultra-rich, that is what I call "evil."

  7. Re:Wearing Glass was the third violation on ticket on Drive With Google Glass: Get a Ticket · · Score: 5, Insightful

    She says in the comments, "The speeding was justified as I was in a 65 mph zone and thought I was on a 75mph zone, I always feel like I need some software to alert me when zones change ... is that only me??" Actually California does have an "app" to alert you when zones change, it involves physical displays of the current speed limit that come into eyesight as you physically approach them

  8. thin thing on Apple Announces iPad Air · · Score: 4, Funny

    wouldn't a better name have been "ipod hair"

  9. "more power in the hands of the users" on What Valve's Announcements Mean for Gaming · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What I see is less power in the hands of users as all games become subscription and "early access." The developer is freed from its obligation to ever provide a finished product that actually belongs to the user, rather than being leased or sold "on spec"

  10. unbelievable on Did Apple Make a Mistake By Releasing Two New iPhones? · · Score: 1

    cannibalization of an apple product by another apple product is a good thing.... except of course for the massive waste and human suffering involved in manufacturing the cannibalized line of products.

  11. something is fucking wrong here on Scottish Academic: Mining the Moon For Helium 3 Is Evil · · Score: 1

    "having not RTFA"

    "Score:5, Insightful"

    if you read the article, the one milligan wrote, you will see that you are not being very score:5 insightful.

  12. xerox was not in denial on Xerox Confirms To David Kriesel Number Mangling Occuring On Factory Settings · · Score: 3, Funny

    They meant to admit this to the public last week, but their press release got its letters changed around for some reason...

  13. horse_ebooks on AI Is Funny - a Generative Joke Model · · Score: 1

    I think http://twitter.com/Horse_ebooks has a significantly higher success rating than 16%. Granted its tweets are not "jokes." But I hardly think "I like my coffee like I like my war - cold" qualifies as a joke. Especially since they are trying to make the AI "funny" out of any sort of context.

  14. "Auspicious time" on Confirmed: F-1 Rocket Engine Salvaged By Amazon's Bezos Is From Apollo 11 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm glad that the scientific community will benefit from these good auspices. NASA's in-house seers predict this will totally compensate for the bad omen earlier this year, when seven ravens got incinerated on the launchpad.

  15. Liberals tramplin my rights!! on Scientists Seek Biomarkers For Violence · · Score: 2

    Those aren't biomarkers for violence... they're biomarkers for self-defense! USA! USA!

  16. Re:Small, clean desktop printers on Improving 3-D Printing By Copying Nature · · Score: 1

    I was making a joke, but if you'd like me to be serious, I do know about RepRap, and I have to say: the premise that we can make self-replicating devices (or device families) that not only reproduce themselves, but acquire the resources for their reproduction in an efficient way, seems far-fetched to me. That is what this article is about: we assume that evolution has made refinements on reproductive processes that should be clues for people trying to improve self-replication in machines. Unfortunately, even biological processes, honed by millenia of natural selection, are pretty wasteful, because most of them have never had to adapt to Earth's very finitude.

  17. Small, clean desktop printers on Improving 3-D Printing By Copying Nature · · Score: 2

    ...which are themselves manufactured in big, smoke-belching factories.

  18. Re:come on on NSA Recruitment Drive Goes Horribly Wrong · · Score: 1

    Good post. You reminded me of a Franz Kafka story: http://records.viu.ca/~Johnstoi/kafka/beforethelaw.htm

  19. UM? on Underground 'Wind Mines' Could Keep Datacenters Powered · · Score: 2

    Won't this inevitably lead to a situation where we are forced to purchase wind-generated energy just to get the wind farmers to release enough breathable air for humanity to survive? I, for one, say "no thank you" to eternal debt slavery to the alternative energy consortium.

  20. Re:Next year's news... on CubeSats Spurring Satellite Revolution · · Score: 0

    "Interorbital Systems, a space exploration company that specializes in small satellites, offers a list of applications including imaging, research, space art, and space burials."

    Spend the first few years of eternity... in space!

  21. Re:And anybody who complains about the unsightly v on World's Largest Ocean Thermal Power Plant Planned For China · · Score: 1

    That will be great - by sucking nutrients out of the deepest parts of the ocean, we'll ensure that humanity causes extinction events at every level of terrestrial life we possibly can!

  22. Re:Oh, No, Don't Look Behind that Curtain! on Massive Data Leak Reveals How the Ultra Rich Hide Their Wealth · · Score: 1

    Thank you, that was a good post. That article's argument is no different from divine right, manifest destiny, racial superiority, male prerogative, and all the other delusions people have maintained over the centuries to justify fucking over other people.

  23. Re:In other news... on Cuban Video Game Recreates Revolutionary History · · Score: 5, Informative

    Yes, that is exactly the kind of meaningless "political" "opinion" I'm talking about. What do you know about people crushing other people's throats with combat boots in the Cuban revolution? A revolution in which 58 men inspired a country of 6.5 million to throw out a dictatorial, postcolonial government? You know nothing.

  24. Re:In other news... on Cuban Video Game Recreates Revolutionary History · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You're comparing the Cuban Revolution to the rise of Nazi Germany? Congratulations on almost completing your American primary public education little guy.

  25. Re:Didn't we just have this article? on Is the Era of Groundbreaking Science Over? · · Score: 1

    Thanks for posting your reply, I never considered the mythology of the breakthrough before. Very interesting idea!