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  1. I call bullshit on NSA Foils Much Internet Encryption · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The NSA can crack 4096-bit PGP keys? I doubt it. Seems like FUD to dissuade people from even attempting to use encryption

  2. Al-Qaeda keeps losing recruits to Google on Leaked Documents Detail Al-Qaeda's Efforts To Fight Back Against Drones · · Score: 5, Funny

    Better pay, free food, "20% time" to work on individual plots to destroy Israel, and of course, 72 geeky virgins.

  3. Amazon CIA reviews on Amazon Hiring More Than a 100 Who Can Get Top Secret Clearances · · Score: 4, Funny

    If Amazon wins the bid will there be a product page where CIA employees can rate the service like we do when we buy a toaster? "Five Stars. Amazon helped our CIA division keep our constitutional-violating secrets away from an unsuspecting American public. I even got to get back at that NSA guy who spied on my hot girlfriend's text messages. That take George!"

  4. Pay attention burger flippers striking on min wage on Bringing Affordable Robotics To Big Agriculture · · Score: 0

    There are already robots that automate your unskilled work as well. And in the interim there are billions of humans entering the workforce who would literally die for your standard of living.

  5. I smell an opportunity for a new ICEE flavor on Japanese Ice Wall To Stop Reactor Leaks · · Score: 2

    Radiant Orange!

  6. Federal Reserve creating magnittude inflation? on Software Developer Says Mega Master Keys Are Retrievable · · Score: 1

    Two back-to-back /. articles with the superlative "Mega" in the title. The next scientific discovery will need to be ÃoeberMega to reach the front page of /.

  7. Hope one of those megaprojects is to clean the air on China's Secret Scientific Megaprojects · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All that great technology and wealth is meaningless if you live in a toxic environment.

  8. Re:Another marginal perf iteration of Core on Intel Launches Core I7-4960X Flagship CPU · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sure, I'll tell you again. Even though the power consumption drops for each new process shrink the heat drop isn't commensurate because the transistors are packed more tightly together. Do a search online about how poorly Ivy Bridge OC's vs Sandy Bridge on a relative CPU frequency basis.

  9. Another marginal perf iteration of Core on Intel Launches Core I7-4960X Flagship CPU · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's laughable how small the performance gains are between recent generations of Core processors. I realize there are other improvements like power consumption and integrated GPU performance but the desktop gamer isn't going to drop another grand to save watts or get better performance on an IGPU he never will use anyway.

  10. Microsoft just lit another $7B in cash on fire on Official: Microsoft To Acquire Nokia Devices and Services Business · · Score: 1

    They're throwing good money after bad. Microsoft is like a dinosaur that used to make money crushing rocks but finds itself in a new world that requires hands and opposable thumbs.

  11. Microsoft doesn't need a patent on Microsoft Seeks Patent On 'Quieting Mobile Devices' · · Score: 3, Funny

    Their mobile phone business is already quiet as a whisper.

  12. Prospects tripped up in interview questions on New Snowden Revelation: Terrorists Attempting To Infiltrate CIA · · Score: 4, Funny

    Q: What do you like doing during your off time? A: l enjoy long-distance bike rides and wishing death to Israel. I mean collecting stamps.

  13. Revolt for underfunding of wave energy research? on US Uncorks $16M For 17 Projects To Capture Wave Energy · · Score: 1

    It's hard to imagine a revolution where people are dying in the streets over wave energy.

  14. Is wave energy the next wave of energy? on US Uncorks $16M For 17 Projects To Capture Wave Energy · · Score: 0

    And so on and so forth...

  15. Perhaps Apple can countersue on Apple Now Relaying All FaceTime Calls Due To Lost Patent Dispute · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If the owner of the patent Facetime is infringing upon uses rounded corners for their office desks.

  16. Blue screen of death kills jay walker on Will Robots Replace Rent-a-Cops? · · Score: 2

    A pedestrian crossing the street outside the marked cross walk at Abner Ave. was killed today when a Patrolling Robot experienced a malfunction while writing a traffic citation at the scene. Authorities aren't clear yet on what happened but when paramedics arrived at the scene they found the robot's probe impaled in the suspects anus and a blank blue screen indicating an IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL exception.

  17. Apple went from 'Think Different' to 'Think Used' on Apple Launches iPhone Trade-In Program · · Score: 1
    Script for their new commercial has leaked.

    Hello, I'm a used iPhone. I have cost you over $2,000 in cellular service fees. I'm the gift that keeps on charging, which is useful since my battery isn't replaceable. We here at Apple would like to keep our customers on the hamster wheel of overpriced and stale innovation, so today Apple is pleased to announce our iPhone Trade-In Program. Trade in your existing iPhone and we'll give you credit toward a new iPhone that does everything your existing iPhone does without any of those pesky and useful features found on Android phones. Oh, and I come in new fun colors too!

  18. Suck some silicon valley ego out of the bay on The Golden Gate Barrage: New Ideas To Counter Sea Level Rise · · Score: 4, Funny

    That should be good for a few feet of water.

  19. Common gmail Ads for Indian government workers on Indian Government To Ban Use of US Email Services For Official Communications · · Score: 0

    "Maximizing graft in your new government position"

    "Deodorant: Learn it, Love it"

    "Danger for Jitney drivers: Yaks in the Middle of the Road"

    "5 steps for rising above abject poverty to just poverty"

    "Writing obfuscated code the Indian way"

    "Coming trends in 2030: Indoor plumbing"

    "Call Center University: How to sound like a dumb Texan in 30 days"

    "10 Fun vacations in Kashmir"

    "Saving money on sundries: Using Rupees for toilet paper"

  20. Facebook is the most expensive free service ever on How Deadbeat Facebook Friends and Using ALL-CAPS Can Lower Your Credit Score · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The personal and privacy costs of being a Facebook user are very high and increasing daily. No thanks.

  21. Burning mens' wallets on The Big Hangup At Burning Man Is Cell Phones · · Score: 5, Funny

    Today's burning man is about as counter-culture as a midnight madness sale at Walmart. The only difference is Walmart doesn't charge admission.

  22. Surprised Goldman didn't sic the FBI after them on Goldman Suspends 4 Senior Tech Specialists After Trading Glitch · · Score: 4, Funny

    Losing money for Goldman is a federal crime, punishable by a 10 year sentence with no trial.

  23. Re:LOL, a German bragging about social protests on NSA Cracked Into Encrypted UN Video Conferences · · Score: 0

    Great, there were dissenters. I don't recall them marching in the streets. LOL, "german intellecutals fled the country and loudly protested" and "independent churches contiued to voice and rally dissent". Is that the best you can muster? 5+ million civilians killed at the hands of the government the populace voted in and quiet and distant dissent is your counter argument? There was more forceful dissent about the discontiuation of the McRib.

  24. LOL, a German bragging about social protests on NSA Cracked Into Encrypted UN Video Conferences · · Score: -1

    Where were your holocaust protests during WWII? I'm no defender of US practices but for a German to brag about protests while that country's citizenry sad idly by while 5+ million Jews were exterminated is beyond ridiculous. What do you guys protest? Too much salt in your BrÃtwurst?

  25. So much for the US Tech Industry on NSA Cracked Into Encrypted UN Video Conferences · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why would any country trust a closed-sourced product produced by a US Technology firm?