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  1. oh man on RIAA Unveils Net Tracking Tag for Online Sales · · Score: 1

    you mean i have to install windows to understand that posting?

    what has slashdot become... *shakes head*

    (no i don't wanna troll. just please someone tell me what it meant)

  2. well then on XML Turns 5 · · Score: 5, Funny
  3. Re:Where's the surprize ? on Baked Apple · · Score: 1, Funny

    Weapons inspectors are not detectives, guys!

    But Dubya sure is a clairvoyant.

  4. Re:so wait... You're telling me that all I have to on Don't Sever A High-Tech Lifeline for Musicians · · Score: 1

    Anything else I have to say will break Godwin's Law [...]

    Godwin's Law

    [Usenet] "As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one."

    Obviously, this law is only breakable by an infinitely long thread that doesn't mention Nazis.
    You must have an awful lot of stuff to say, sir. *g*

  5. Re:ummm.... on Apple and Linux Beneficial to Each Other? · · Score: 1

    I'll go put a foot in my mouth then...

    do you want fries with that?

  6. Imagine making Fight Club, on Hollywood Says No to Filtering DVD Player · · Score: 1

    then having someone remove the language, sex, and violence from it.

    now that would be sweet: opening credits with that nerve-cell-flyby stuff out of the pores until JUST BEFORE the camera gets pulled back over the gun, then cut directly to the closing credits.

    but hey, at least this way we can claim that we THINK OF THE CHILDREN!! (TM)

  7. ummm.... on Apple and Linux Beneficial to Each Other? · · Score: 1

    Say, apple releases the OneButton Mouse Driver (TM) 1.0 under BSD licence. they then go on to develop it and release 1.3 binary-only. there's still no way they could take 1.0 away from the community. i think that's what the parent of your post meant.

  8. (in fact this post is prior art.) on SBC Patents Links, Dynamic Pages · · Score: 2, Insightful

    dude, you have to seriously improve your faster-than-light posting before your post becomes prior art.

  9. BSOD on Gibson to Embed Guitars with Ethernet · · Score: 1

    blazing sound of deafness

  10. In Soviet Russia . . . on Copyright Rumblings · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    . . . AMERICA is NOT part of the world!!

    scnr

  11. reason? on South Pole to Get Highway · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Probably so the Death + X copyright limit just re-starts, innit?

  12. Mod Up Pleeeeeze (n/t) on Tech Firms Fight Copy Protection Laws · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    no text

  13. OMFG "Charles Mann" on Recording Industry Extinction Predicted RSN · · Score: 1

    Phone: *rrrrrinnnnggg*
    Little Timmy Mann: Hello?
    Wired Editor: Umm. Is this the Manns?
    LTM: Yes, i'm Charles Mann's Son!
    WE: (OMG they must all be dead) *faint*
    LTM: *sigh* that was the third one this week! and it's monday, 9am!

    (and yes this should be funny. if you don't find it funny just try to think of a psycho with a swastika on his forehead)

  14. all wrong. on 4-Winged Dinosaur Fossil Found · · Score: 2, Funny

    While the RIAA claims the dinosaur had four wings it actually had only ONE wing that it could wag around REALLY quickly.

  15. Re:well... on Cloned Cat Not a 'Carbon Copy' · · Score: 1

    by remembering what both our parents knew and combining that knowledge to something new. (and passing our knowledge-genes to our kids.)

  16. Re:All your CSS codes... on "DVD-Jon" Faces Retrial · · Score: 1

    that would be

    All your CSS code are belong to us!!

    i know this is slashdot but come on, at least TRY to write proper engrish, will you?

  17. Re:Let's all sing Metallica children on Slashback: Bankruptcy, SUVdiving, Singalongs · · Score: 1

    only if you sing in tune.

  18. well. on Slashback: Bankruptcy, SUVdiving, Singalongs · · Score: 1

    In some 20 states of the US it is probably illegal to sing while having sex, so i guess you're out of luck here.

  19. Re:One question? on UFO Evidence From SOHO Satellite · · Score: 1
    At the very minimum, this can be encoded as a couple of megabytes of information, if not a gigabyte. All of which was transmitted to me the very second that I looked at your message.


    this means that you have a PHAT PIPE (TM) (i.e. great bandwidth - you can transmit lots of information in a relatively short time) but doesn't say anything about your ping (how long it takes the information to travel)

    I think that the information passed between You and Me, regarding this network update, has traveled at twice the speed of light (2c), due to quantum parity of the network packets.


    well in this case it probably would have arrived BEFORE he even sent it. if you are quick you can respond to him and send him a message telling him to use the preview button because he will be making a typo. well. this is probably EXACLTY what slashdot needs.

  20. Re:More than 1.1 billion pigs are killed each year on Can Independent Game Developers Survive? · · Score: 1
    Pigs are some of the most intelligent beings on our planet. Why do we kill them by the billions? Just to enjoy the transient pleasure of tasting their flesh?


    we kill and eat them to gain their intelligence. their strong and tasty intelligence.
  21. Re:Secrecy DOES equal Security on Decrypting the Secret to Strong Security · · Score: 1
    Then what the hell was it that put a gold band on my ring finger???


    well. you probably just fell from the table you were dancing on at the prancing pony and the ring JUST slipped itself on your finger somehow.
  22. Re:terrible on Maine School & Linux · · Score: 1
    I'll agree that VB isn't the best way to do it, only if I ever actually use it myself. I don't plan on doing that, though...


    good choice *g*

    you're probably right about the fundamental idea, but i insist that VB is indeed horrible. (had at least some experience with it, although it seems to work for others - someone has to buy that stuff after all)

    i still dislike the BASIC syntax and would recommend (purely out of taste, no "real" reasons) something else to teach the foundations of OOP.
  23. Re:terrible on Maine School & Linux · · Score: 3, Funny
    Children should be taught the fundamental computer applications such as Ms Word, Visual Basic, Internet Explorer, Excel, ect... not the hacked together "gnu" versions featured in linux.

    I'll start with Internet Explorer here. The main interaction w/ a web browser is via the adress bar, clicking on links, and some bookmarks. Obviously there is no chance that these poor kids will ever be able to surf the web w/ IE if they learn the basics using mozilla. (although there might be the chance that they don't WANT to use IE if they know mozilla)

    On to MS Word. While it is true that there is some difference in word processing programs, the core operations and abstractions are the same on each. Ditto for Excel.

    And i won't event talk about Visual Basic. I'll only say that while i oppose the death penalty, i still think that the person who came up with the idea to build some wierd object-oriented bastard BASIC should be shot. sorry. almost went on a rant here.

  24. Re:Fair Use on RIAA: We Won't Pursue Mandated DRM Technologies · · Score: 2, Funny

    why do i think more work went into the careful crafting of the title and its acronym than into the law itself?

  25. but lacking wit, charm and good looks on Linux-Based Bar-Monkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    you could always use your 1337 |-|4X0RiN6 Z|<i11Z to get free drinks! because after all, drinks want to be free!