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  1. Re:MGM be warned : on Peter Jackson Will Not Be Making The Hobbit · · Score: 1
    >It would be like making Star Wars 7 and not having Lucas remotely involved. It is just not a good idea period.

    Best. Satire. Ever.

  2. Meesa precious on Peter Jackson Will Not Be Making The Hobbit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nasty Hobbitses, nowsa yousa gonna die.

  3. Re:Slashdot: Now in Dutch! on EU Gives Microsoft 8 Days Until Fines · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Uh, I think we crashed and burned some time ago. What you're seeing now is the weak flailing of a charred editorial arm scrabbling its bloody blackened fingers on the control stick embedded in the sucking wound that used to be its chest.

  4. Re:I don't get it, who does this help? on EU Gives Microsoft 8 Days Until Fines · · Score: 5, Informative
    > Microsoft is not a monopoly

    Oh, beg to differ. Microsoft is a convicted monopoly abuser. And down comes your pretty house of cards.

  5. The internet == the web? on Internet Only 1% Porn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, I'm glad we've cleared up that little misunderstanding. I guess ISPs can block everything except port 80 now. Many thanks.

  6. Re:I have a dog that can growl "sausages" on Singing Dolphins Do Batman · · Score: 1

    You know who else doesn't get British humour? Dolphins.

  7. I have a dog that can growl "sausages" on Singing Dolphins Do Batman · · Score: 0

    So that makes these furry fish, what, about 75% as intelligent as my dog? Also, my dog eats his own poop. What's the current delphinic position on autoscatavoria?

  8. Re:Battle lines on Eben Moglen To Scrutinize Novell-Microsoft Deal · · Score: 1

    I bet you have a bumper mushroom crop down there.

  9. Re:Battle lines on Eben Moglen To Scrutinize Novell-Microsoft Deal · · Score: 1

    No, I mean they are people, and people have rights. The GPL is all about giving people rights, right?

  10. Vista is unsinkable? on Windows Chief Suggests Vista Won't Need Antivirus · · Score: 1

    Whoa, iceberg.

  11. Will you walk into my parlour? on Microsoft Interested In More Linux Deals · · Score: 2, Insightful
  12. CORRECTION on Eben Moglen To Scrutinize Novell-Microsoft Deal · · Score: 1
    End users do not receive a "license". Novell's paying customers are being told that Microsoft has agreed to refrain from suing them over patent violations.

    There is no license. There is no promise, and no contract. There is no indication that this is in perpetuity. The details are being withheld from the customers.

    In short, Novell's paying end users have nothing to rely on, except for Microsoft's good will. Novell's other end users, and every other Linux distributor and user, lack even that degree of confidence.

    Microsoft is coming for us. They're coming for us now.

    Then when they've crushed us, they'll come for Novell.

  13. Re:Battle lines on Eben Moglen To Scrutinize Novell-Microsoft Deal · · Score: 1

    Hardware manufacturers are people too. Once you leave your parents' basement, you may end up working for one.

  14. Re:Parody? on Bar Performer Arrested For Copyright Violations · · Score: 1

    Incidentally, I can set you up with some of divxen of old geezers having their harmonicas blown by underage Japanese school girls.

  15. Good news, everyone! on Bar Performer Arrested For Copyright Violations · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As the conviction rate in Japan exceeds 99%, we can be almost certain that this dangerous international economic terrorist is going to be kept off the streets for a long time. At last, Japanese listeners can be assured of hearing only 100% approved covers by the latest Pop Puppet of the Hour!

  16. XP? Y'all from the future? on Windows Vista Released To Manufacturing · · Score: 1

    I'm a power user and developer, and I can't see a compelling reason to upgrade from Win2K Pro. Any suggestions?

  17. Hang on a second there, skippy on IT Worker Shortages Everywhere · · Score: 1
    The demand is for:
    1. High quality
    2. Available now
    3. Cheap

    If you're skilled, ready to move, and prepared to work for Mumbai wages, then go for it. Let us know how you get on.

  18. Floating all your eggs in one basket? on Wave-Powered Desalination · · Score: 3, Insightful

    All floating platforms are subject to damage or loss during storms. You don't want interruptions in your fresh water supply, ever, and you especially don't want to lose it after a big storm, exactly when you need it most. This looks like a good idea in theory, but you don't base risk management on best case scenarios.

  19. An Indian on the moon by 2020 on An Indian On the Moon By 2020 · · Score: 4, Funny

    All his extended family and friends by 2021.

  20. Heck, I'm in Cuba and I've already voted six times on Voting Machine Glitches Already Being Reported · · Score: 4, Funny

    God Bless Diebold and their Open Access voting machines!

  21. They always could sue for patent infringement on Is the Microsoft/Novell Deal a Litigation Bomb? · · Score: 1

    I don't know why you think otherwise. This deal is the indication that they're about to do so.

    Now when - not if, when - they sue Red Hat, they can claim "Ah, see, Novell thinks our patents are valid and enforcable, otherwise why did they cut a deal?"

    This deal is nothing more than Microsoft giving their attack dogs a Linux-scented handkerchief to smell. They'll come for all Linux vendors, and they'll come soon.

    And Novell, make no mistake, they'll come for you as well. They'll just kill you last.

  22. Re:Monopoly leverage, indeed on IE7 Released As High-Priority Update · · Score: 1

    Fair enough, although I tend to delegate dealing with spam to very small shell scripts.

  23. Re:Why is the delay such a big deal? on Vista Gets Official Release Dates · · Score: 1

    >>Windows XP? I'm still waiting for a compelling reason to upgrade my Windows development box from 2K Pro. Let me know if you spot one.

    >CnC95 (Command and Conquer, upgraded from DOS to Win95 App) doesn't play nicely with 2k, but plays fine in Win95 Emulation on XP.

    Eh, DOSBox all over your ass.

  24. Re:Monopoly leverage, indeed on IE7 Released As High-Priority Update · · Score: 1
    > You'd rather people stayed with the old, proven-insecure IE6?

    And that affects me how?

  25. Re:leverage on Microsoft Considers Pulling Out of China · · Score: 1

    Of course that's what it's about. They don't give a flying donkey kong about freedemocracy, just their bottom line. What do you reckon they're going for? Public execution for every unlicensed copy, with the cost of the bullet and a retail Vista license being charged to the victim's family?