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  1. Re:Fuck you, developers. on When DLC Goes Wrong · · Score: 1

    Maybe. We can only judge on our own experiences, and what we hear from others. I guess the EA Spouses of the world tend to shout louder than the contented people.

    I won't ask who you work for, but I'd be very interested to hear who your publisher is. I believe that a lot of the problems seem to start there, when (publisher side) producers try to micromanage the creative process.

  2. Re:Structural Unemployment for Middle Men on UK Games Retailers Threaten Boycott of Steam Games · · Score: 2, Interesting

    often only 15-20 % of the sales go to the creator if it's not less!

    Is it less? You tell me. Steamworks doesn't publish how big a slice of the cake they take - you have to present them with an actual game. Have you? How much did they take?

    Or are you just another random intartubes commentard bullshitting numbers because it makes you feel like you're a part of something?

  3. Re:Structural Unemployment for Middle Men on UK Games Retailers Threaten Boycott of Steam Games · · Score: 1

    you no longer need the disk

    Uh... the what? I'm sorry, you'll have to remind me. It's been a while. A long while.

  4. Re:Hmmm on Feeling Upset? Look At Some Meat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Secretly, you eat half of it, and that gives you the strength to feign indignation. It's OK, we're all friends here - you can be honest.

  5. Do those numbers include the free ones? on Did the Windows Phone 7 Bomb In the US? · · Score: 1

    Remember, the ones that they gave to "all" of their employees? Or at least the 50,000 US employees, presumably.

  6. Re:Fuck you, developers. on When DLC Goes Wrong · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'll clarify my point: each AAA game that gets released tends to have been (re)written at least twice. There's no need for that to happen, other than poor management of the process. Egos run rampant, mavericks are brought in and allowed to throw away man-years of work because they think they can re-write it all in less time than it takes to fix it, code is written before requirements, requirements are delayed until code is available, content is produced before it's clear whether it's needed, or suitable, and all the while layers of writers, managers and producers fight turf wars over what game they're actually trying to create.

    Games are expensive because the process of developing them is horrendously wasteful. Take a look at the credits on any AAA title and ask yourself how many of the people there actually contributed to the game that's on your screen - the version that actually got released, rather than all the abandoned attempts. It's surprisingly few.

  7. And what has he done lately? on World of Goo Dev Wants Big Publishers To Build Indie Teams · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Word of Goo was amazing, but the thing about small budget games is that you have to keep making them. You can't retire from your one hit wonder, although apparently you can segue into becoming an industry analyst.

  8. Re:Do as I say not as I do on UK Terror Chief Blocked From Boarding Aircraft · · Score: 2, Informative

    Now, now: MiniTruth said that she fully complied. Also, the chocolate ration has been increased from 30 grammes to 20.

  9. Re:Change your attitude first on When DLC Goes Wrong · · Score: 1

    Think of it as $25 worth of game, and $25 worth of valuable life lessons. You might as well say "I pay for the food and the roof over her head, why isn't the frigid bitch putting out more?" Life is a series of lessons in why you should never pay up front in anticipation of rewards later.

  10. Re:Fuck you, developers. on When DLC Goes Wrong · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As an ex senior game developer, you and I know very well that the problem is that we write two (or three or four) games for every one that's published. And we do this because most of the industry is institutionally incompetent.

    Writers who can't make themselves understood; designers who say "give me an engine then I'll tell you what I really needed it to do"; engine devs who think they're writing the game; game devs who think they're writing the engine; artists who view resource limits as only applying to lesser talents; testers who are just frustrated designers; project managers who want to be producers; producers who want to be distributors; distributors who want to be writers, it's a massive dysfunctional clusterfuck from beginning to end. What amazes me is that anything actually gets released.

    If we had the discipline (as an industry) to write just one game for every game released, they'd all be AAA, and turn at healthy profit at $30 retail.

  11. Wow, what a cheap way to get publicity on Nintendo Seeks To Trademarks "It's On Like Donkey Kong" · · Score: 1

    Luckily nobody is dumb enough to run a story about such an obvious ploy.

  12. Re:US Definition on Hulu Plus Now Available To All — But Be Warned · · Score: 1

    I understand what you're saying, but I have a problem with agreeing with it. I suspect your parents were finalists at the World Series of Cousin Banging.

  13. Re:US Definition on Hulu Plus Now Available To All — But Be Warned · · Score: 1

    By that definition, Buttfuck Arizona could run the World Series of Baseball (Open To All People Who Move To And Play For Teams in Buttfuck Arizona).

  14. Apple drop XServe on Apple To Discontinue Xserve · · Score: 2, Funny

    50% of customers reported to be distraught, but we couldn't contact the other guy.

  15. Re:Legality on UK's National Rail Shuts Down Free Timetable App · · Score: 1

    Since there's no contract for them to enforce, the only grounds they have are their basic copyrights. Unfortunately, the CDPA 1988 as [amended] is rather in favour of the author in this case.

    30 Criticism, review and news reporting.
    (1)Fair dealing with a work for the purpose of criticism or review, of that or another work or of a performance of a work, does not infringe any copyright in the work provided that it is accompanied by a sufficient acknowledgement [ and provided that the work has been made available to the public].

    If you're concerned, the workaround is to describe what they said, rather than to quote the literal words.

  16. Re:This can happen only in Korea on A Robot In Every Korean Kindergarten By 2013? · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Koreans are like inanimate objects?

    Please take your strawman elsewhere. The GP clearly only said that Korean kids are animals, not that all Koreans are like inanimate objects. Also, why assume the GP is white, and a "dude"? For all you know, he or she may be also be Japanese (Korea is a province of Japan, right)?

    Maybe you should have paid closer attention to Reading Comprehension FunBot #6237?

  17. What else would $100,000,000,000 bought? on Is the ISS Really Worth $100 Billion? · · Score: 1

    There is nothing as important as basic resea- oh, wait, fusion power.

    Right now, the only reason to go into space is to mine helium-3 for all those fusion plants that we need to start building in earnest real soon now. Real soon.

  18. Re:And griefers all around the world rejoiced on Will Wright To Make Fan-Participation TV Show · · Score: 3, Funny
    Well, quite. I can see it going All My Circuits.
    • Voice Over: Press 1 if you would like to see an exciting laser battle. Press 2 if you want to watch Calculon do his taxes.
    • [Fry presses 1]
    • Voice Over: You have selected "2".
    • Fry: Hey!
  19. Recycling stories works too on Saving Lives On the Battlefield With Green Tech · · Score: 1

    Duplicate. Stick to games reviews, pal, not games theory.

  20. Re:Don't ask the monkey, ask the organ grinder on Has Christopher Nolan Turned the 3D Argument? · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's much much cheaper to shoot in 3D than to do it in post-processing

    Says you. A CGI professioanl says shooting stereoscopic is more expensive. Who am I going to believe?

  21. I quite fancy giving IE9 a try on IE9 May Not Be Enough To Save IE · · Score: -1, Redundant

    What's that? I need to pay you to "upgrade" my XP Pro partition to Vista or Windows 7 first? Ah hah, ah hahahah. No, but seriously... what, you are serious? Aaaaaaaaaahahahahaha! Oh, you're priceless, you really are. Unlike your software.

  22. Re:Real bug: changing the time on iPhone Alarm Bug Leads To Mass European Sleep-in · · Score: 1

    How do you fix your legacy apps, which may have been written 10 or 20 years ago in a different country by a company that's no longer in business?

    That's now the major problem with doing away with BST/DST. It's like Y2K times a million.

  23. Don't ask the monkey, ask the organ grinder on Has Christopher Nolan Turned the 3D Argument? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Just because WB won't pay to shoot in stereo doesn't mean they won't then get some Korean sweatshop to post-processed the movies. Why invest more than they need to, when they already know that audiences paid a premium to watch Alice and Titans in "3D"?

    So, no, I don't think we're seeing the end of "3D", I just think we're seeing the end of pretending to care about the quality of it.

  24. Google What Now? on Google Wave Creator Quits, Joins Facebook · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Seriously, can anyone explain to me in words of two syllables or fewer what Google Wave is/was (other than a Firefly reference) or why I should have bothered to find out for myself?

  25. Hello, I am now aware of your $PRODUCT_X on Fighting Ad Blockers With Captcha Ads · · Score: 2

    But since I will associate $PRODUCT_X with an abusive pointless waste of my time, instead of merely ignoring $PRODUCT_X, I shall be sure to actively avoid paying for it, ever, and I shall recommend said boycott to all my friends and acquaintances. Congratulations, your marketing campaign for $PRODUCT_X has now gone viral.