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  1. Random Duplicationist on Totally Random One Time Pads · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Thank the gods they aren't using /. for randomness:

    http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/03/30/011 5216

  2. Re:Fuller experience? on Theaters Unhappy About Faster DVD Releases · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Amen.

    We're living in the age of disrupted entrenched businesses who still remain clueless. They've forgotten what an enjoyable movie theatre experience is like.

    I would like to add:

    1) I would rush to the theatre as a kid to see the previews because previews were interesting and tantalizing. Now previews smack of focused marketing and breakfast cereal advertising.

    2) If you are going to charge me insane prices for tickets and insane prices for food then you really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really need to make sure I have a damn good time.

    I'm sorry, I just had an epiphany while writings this. The movie theaters aren't the bad guys here. It's the movie studios that turn out crap sequels and generic romantic comedies.

    So, of course! The studios are going to want to push for faster DVD distribution because it means consumers will swallow more of their crap quicker. This also means that it is inevitable that the studios will fully support digital distribution. Not because it's a good idea, but because high volume cheap crap = $$$.

    OMG, Hollywood is destined to turn into Wal*Mart!

  3. Lies!!! on Game Site Space For $$ · · Score: 1

    "games you see on the front pages of those sites are often there because publishers paid for that privilege"

    OH PSHAW! The next thing you'll tell me is that reviewers write positive slanting reviews of games to keep the ad dollars flowing in from major publishers!

  4. Re:What's in a name? on Ask Apache Software Chairman Greg Stein · · Score: 1

    I find that link to indigenous people'a literature to be completely uninformative. Still questions remain:

    I personally don't find using the name of ethnic group is appropriate for any company, organization, or product. At least we've been spared cartoonish stereotypes. I echo the OP:

    "Do you think it's appropriate to use/borrow the name of a people for a large visible public project/undertaking without asking their permission first? Have you ever asked a representative of the Apache people what they think about the fact that their name is used for your project?"

  5. Re:This is a teacher? on Professor Bans Laptops from the Classroom · · Score: 1

    Things to Consider:

    1) This is the University of Memphis. I went to Tiger High and I'm amazed the teachers even know about paper and pens. Ten years ago they were still using clay tablets.

    2) This is the University of Memphis Law School. "Thinking" and "analyzing" ARE NOT permitted in law school.

    3) Some people type faster than they write by hand. What makes "no laptops" reasonable over, say, "only take notes with a red crayon"?

  6. I'm a Masochist on Windows XP on Intel Mac Confirmed · · Score: 1

    I need something like this because I use XP and am a masochist. If I can't fool around with a Mac at least once a month the pain of XP begins to dull.

    And, yes I DO step in shit when I see it, if I see it right after I've had my shoes shined. That's the Window$ way!

  7. Dungeons & Dragons on Mainstream Press Still Needs Help With Games · · Score: 1

    We went through this before with D&D. Nothing new here, move along...

  8. Alien Virus on Is SETI a Security Risk? · · Score: 1

    Aliens have already infected Earth with a virus: it's called mankind.

  9. The Escapist is a Pain in the Neck, er, Eyes on The Deadly Dollar of Eve Online · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I'm very tired of The Escapist. Their fonts don't scale and they try too hard to make a web page look like a magazine. Somebody throw me the highlights 'cause the site gives me a headache.

  10. Re:I saw this on TV on Tux Can Even Milk Cows! · · Score: 1
    It's like accusing the entire computer industry of stuff because SGI did some crappy stuff 15 years ago.
    That's just plain mean spirited. Besides, the cows found at SGI were above the age of consent.
  11. Xyzzy on What's Your Command Line Judo? · · Score: 1

    Xyzzy was absolutely necessary and I used it every day from 1979 to 1984. Then I bought a Mac and my life went to hell.

  12. Re:Useful? on NASA Admin Says Shuttle and ISS are Mistakes · · Score: 1

    The red LED display on my first ever LED watch, which came into existence due to the Apollo program, which was impossible to read in sunlight, was NOT USEFUL, but I loved it all the same. Yes I did.

  13. Blasphemy! on FCC Proposes Abolishing Morse Code Requirement · · Score: 1, Funny

    Blasphemy I say... ... oops, I mean:

    (Dots and dashes spelling: b l a s p h e m y fullstop)

    I wish I could have posted it but I got this message from Slashdot when I submitted the post:

    Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
    Reason: Your comment looks too much like ascii art.


    Well Fuck you slashdot and your anti-morse code agenda!

  14. The Nipple Pixel Effect: A Demonstation on ESRB Revokes San Andreas Rating · · Score: 3, Funny

    Here is a overly simplified, but rather useful demonstration of what is now called "The Nipple Pixel Effect" Please examine the images below carefully!

    This is a (highly magnified) default pixel: .
    The pixel is devoid of content, ready to receive nuance and meaning. As many Slashdot regulars know, the scientific name for this state is "boring".

    This is a (highly magnified) weapon pixel: .
    Note that the pixel is now filled with violent energies. Careful examination of this pixel shows its propensity to do damage to peace-loving liberal agendas. The scientific name for a pixel in this state is "fun".

    This is a (highly magnified) nipple pixel: .
    This pixel is heaving with throbbing unquenced sexual desire. Take the time to examine this pixel more closely and you will notice how it seems to be renlentless thrusting at your closed, but oh so moist mind with expansive heat which melts conservative agendas. The scientific name for a pixel in this state is "more fun" to male computer scientists and "yeah, whatever" to female computer scientists.

    Now, if we examine the firm, yet silky nipple pixel, gently take it between our fingers, so to speak, we can see that the pixel is actually composed of discreet... OH MY GOD ITS ZOMBIE STROM THURMOND AND HIS NEO-CONSORVATORS OF MORAL DISCIPLINE. HELP! THEY'VE MADE IT THROUGH MY FRONT DOOR. ACK! RICK SANTORUM'S SECRET TWO-HEADED FETUS-MONSTER IS CHEWING ON MY CABLE MODEM. AGH! I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN HOLD OUT. ECK! BILL FRIST JUST DISECTED MY CAT! OH THE HUMANITY! PLEASE TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER VERY M...

  15. Scotty Never Gave the Finger on Star Trek's Scotty Dies at 85 · · Score: 1

    He lost a finger during the D-Day invasion as a captain in the Royal Canadian Artillery.

    And they (the network? the producers?) were always making him hide his missing finger (I recall he said once). And he was proud of that finger, or lack thereof.

    They could have gotten great mileage out of that finger... "Replace it you say? Nae, laddie, it reminds me to never give a Klingon a proctology exam!"

  16. Poly MacBeep on Play Random Sounds for E-Mail Notifications? · · Score: 1

    Ah, Poly MacBeep
    You always were so much fun
    Windows needs you now

  17. Darn Kids! on Summer FPS - Lazer Tag and Super Soaker · · Score: 5, Funny

    Super Soakers? Lazer Tag? Bah humbug!

    In my day we simulated first person shooters with LAWN DARTS and you could only respawn after the bandages came off!

  18. Xbox Steamed??? on EA To Publish for Valve · · Score: 1

    God forbid, could it really be, a version of HL2 that doesn't require logging on to Steam? I'd buy that for a dollar!

    Or are they going to require your Xbox to be hooked up to Xbox Live to play? Oh that would be deliciously evil, as Stewie says.

  19. Re:Follow-up on same blog on DRM Advocate Violates DRM · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The DRM is not stripped out at all. That's more akin to ouputting my iTunes files to a CD or a cassette tape. But maybe not. So for now, I'm deleting the files and the program and will inquire of folks who know more about the legal aspects.


    This is great. There is now three kinds of DRM:

    1) Crappy (Good) DRM
    2) Strong (Bad) DRM
    3) *new* Questionable DRM - the kind of DRM that confuses you when you futz with it. Hmmmm... did I just break the law? I wonder...
  20. Re:RTFA Addendum on The Internet Archive Sued Over Stored Pages · · Score: 1

    Yes, obviously!

  21. RTFA Addendum on The Internet Archive Sued Over Stored Pages · · Score: 5, Funny
    The suit contends, however, that representatives of Harding Earley should not have been able to view the old Healthcare Advocates Web pages - even though they now reside on the archive's servers - because the company, shortly after filing its suit against Health Advocate, had placed a text file on its own servers designed to tell the Wayback Machine to block public access to the historical versions of the site.


    So the robots.txt was added YEARS AFTER the site had been archived. I don't think they correctly used the "no-archive-time-travel" directive.
  22. "Older" Neighbors on Man Arrested for Using Open Wireless Network · · Score: 1

    Dinon admitted he knew how to secure his wifi but declined because most of the people in his neighborhood are "older".

    It's amazing the lengths people will go to just to get their daily dose of elder-pr0n.

  23. Ugh! on Leap Second This Year · · Score: 2, Funny

    This year's been bad enough for me, now it seems like it's going to drag on forever!

  24. Almost a Complete Answer: SpellCatcher on Hackers, Spelling, and Grammar? · · Score: 3, Informative

    SpellCatcher has been saving my ass for 15 years now.

    While I don't condone stupidity, some of us can't spell no matter how hard we try. Next time you see one of my posts, know that when I write, "M$ suks azz, I hate dem dirtee baztardz," SpellCatcher corrects it to be, "I am less than enthused with Microsoft's business practices."

  25. Country Livin' on Who Cares if Analog TV Goes Dark? · · Score: 1

    My father lives in Bell Buckle, TN (near Bugscuffle, btw). Lots of folks can't get cable out there.

    About the only channel he likes to watch is PBS.

    Man, he is sooo screwed.