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ESRB Revokes San Andreas Rating

Alex Blonski writes "In a stunning move, the ESRB has advised retailers to stop selling Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. This report follows public pressure over the Hot Coffee debacle. Rockstar, the publishers of the game have given retailers the option of restickering the game with an 18+ rating or exchanging it for a new version with the controversial content removed. ESRB head Patricia Vance says 'After a thorough investigation, we have concluded that sexually explicit material exists in a fully rendered, unmodified form on the final discs of all three platform versions of the game (i.e., PC CD-ROM, Xbox and PS2). However, the material was programmed by Rockstar to be inaccessible to the player and they have stated that it was never intended to be made accessible. The material can only be accessed by downloading a software patch, created by an independent third party without Rockstar's permission, which is now freely available on the internet and through console accessories. Considering the existence of the undisclosed and highly pertinent content on the final discs, compounded by the broad distribution of the third party modification, the credibility and utility of the initial ESRB rating has been seriously undermined.'"

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  1. People are still having sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This makes me want to kill the ESRB board, but I will do one better, I will run around naked in front of them. Well at least now we have a new scapegoat, the Doom one was getting old...

    1. Re:People are still having sex by Valiss · · Score: 5, Funny

      This makes me want to kill the ESRB board, but I will do one better, I will run around naked in front of them.

      Whoa! Hold up there, champ. It's one thing to threaten some violence, but threatening nudity? Now you've gone too far! Think of the children!!

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    2. Re:People are still having sex by badmammajamma · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes, running around carjacking cars, shooting people, and beating up whores is American as apple pie but SEX?!?! OMFG...what are you people thinking?!

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    3. Re:People are still having sex by turgid · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Pah! Nudity? What about consensual constructive adult nudity as an act of love which is intended to create new life?

      Come to think of it, no. Bring on the guns and bombs.

    4. Re:People are still having sex by JPriest · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I was not going to buy this game but with the 18+ rating I might be inclined to change my mind.

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    5. Re:People are still having sex by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 4, Insightful
      What about consensual constructive adult nudity as an act of love which is intended to create new life?

      I don't think I've ever seen that in a game, and rarely have I seen in in movies. Screwing and fucking in lust, yes, but never what you described.

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    6. Re:People are still having sex by lcsjk · · Score: 1

      You may not change their minds, but you will hurt their eyes!

    7. Re:People are still having sex by Vulture101 · · Score: 5, Insightful


      Just like in the dark ages: you can have public executions and torture sessions but you cant even _think_ about sex.

      history repeats itself...

    8. Re:People are still having sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they aren't having sex. They're spending all their time vicariously fiddling around with video games and watching people have sex.

    9. Re:People are still having sex by cmstremi · · Score: 1
      What about consensual constructive adult nudity as an act of love which is intended to create new life?
      'Hot Coffee' depicts a blowjob. There'll be no new life coming from that (pun intended, I guess).
    10. Re:People are still having sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about people stop bringing up this point every other post?

      I'm not saying you're wrong, just shut up already.

    11. Re:People are still having sex by Caiwyn · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This makes me want to kill the ESRB board

      Why? They gave GTA:SA the M rating based on the footage that Rockstar provided, and Rockstar wasn't forthcoming about the content that was on the disc -- even if the mini-game wasn't easily accessible, now all it takes is a modified save game file. Why shouldn't the ESRB revoke the rating?

      Regardless of whether you think the footage is "dangerous to children" or whatever, the fact of the matter is that Rockstar misrepresented themselves and their game, and now that they've been caught, the ESRB is entirely within its rights -- in fact, if the ESRB hadn't done this, then there would be no validity to the rating system that keeps those political monkeys off the industry's back.

      As far as I'm concerned, Rockstar got what was coming to them. Their peers in the video game industry should be outraged that they would pull the wool over the eyes of the ESRB, which exists to help protect all of them from being regulated by would-be thought police.

    12. Re:People are still having sex by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Sexual entertainment can influence behavior. Violent entertainment does not. Is that simple enough for you?

    13. Re:People are still having sex by sd_diamond · · Score: 0

      Next thing you know we'll see people running around naked in courthouses in response to all of these damned activist judges.

    14. Re:People are still having sex by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, cuz "Hot Coffee" is all about the procreative "love". Right there in between the homicide.

    15. Re:People are still having sex by Cerv · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Really? Well I'm glad you've settled that debate. Publish your research that prooves this quickly and you'll be a millionaire.

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    16. Re:People are still having sex by MasterSLATE · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thats just foreplay. After the blowjob, you fuck the girl. To uhh, make babies. Little CJ's. Grove Street 4 Life.

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    17. Re:People are still having sex by squoozer · · Score: 5, Funny

      running around carjacking cars

      Erm, what else would you carjack? Zimmer frames maybe?

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    18. Re:People are still having sex by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Anyone who doesn't think it's obvious is fairly stupid. Murder is rare. There have been a million studies that have failed to find a connection between violence in the media and real life violence. Sex isn't rare. Attitudes about sex are strongly influenced by culture.

    19. Re:People are still having sex by Prog_Burner · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I still think it's funny that Americans are more concerned about a few minutes worth of sex, but they don't care about the mindless violence that's part of this game. Isn't that what an "M" rating is for? It means mature audiences, if you let your kid play it, then you know it has mature themes. The rating box on the back says: Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Strong Language, Sexual Content, Use of Drugs

      If that's not enough to turn most parents off from buying their kids this game, then I don't think an AO rating that instead says "Live Hot Girls!!!" is going to stop the same behaviour. I've spent a few hours playing, and no kid of mine would ever play it, whether rated E, T, M, or AO. Parents need to educate themselves, I'm not saying go out and play every game (I pretty much do, but that's for entertainment, not education) but they could at least take 5 minutes to google it and read a couple reviews. On the other hand, most of the clerks that I and my fiance have talked to about buying or renting games for her 10 year old have been pretty honest and educated about the content, the exception are the ones that will say any game is ok.

    20. Re:People are still having sex by paulbiz · · Score: 0

      And, given the ever exploding population numbers, I'd say that despite the acceptance of murder and violence, sex is more popular!

    21. Re:People are still having sex by doubledoh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Maybe that's because there's nothing wrong with sex.

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    22. Re:People are still having sex by doubledoh · · Score: 4, Funny
      'Hot Coffee' depicts a blowjob.

      I find it amusing and ironic that Hillary Clinton is spearheading the crackdown on this game especially in light of this particular content...

      Perhaps she's focusing her anger in the wrong place?

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    23. Re:People are still having sex by lymond01 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Attitudes about sex are strongly influenced by culture.

      If only there were more gangs throwing condoms or orgy invitations out their windows instead of bullets...

    24. Re:People are still having sex by dougmc · · Score: 1
      After the blowjob, you fuck the girl. To uhh, make babies. Little CJ's. Grove Street 4 Life.
      Yes, but there's two problems with that --

      1) the guy's clothes are still on. So obviously no babies are going to come from THAT union. As far as I understand the process, babies do NOT come from dry humping!

      2) He's black. The girl is white. Any babies that they did produce would be ... gasp ... mixed race! Taboo!

      This probably upsets all sorts of people, but they're not willing to actually say why or they'll get labeled (rightfully so) as racists ...

    25. Re:People are still having sex by Mikeydude750 · · Score: 1

      The game's script had all references to Hot Coffee removed before the game was released. Rockstar did not intend for anyone to find it. The ONLY reason this mod ever came up is because someone found out that this game did exist, and added a new reference to it in the script. Without that modified script, Hot Coffee is, for all intents and purposes, not there. This does NOT equal "pulling the woll over the eyes of the ESRB". All this equals is some dumbass congressasshole trying to pander to "family" (read: Christian Fundamentalist) groups for votes getting enough pressure placed on the ESRB to further their own agenda. Rockstar did not "have it coming" to them. The ESRB should not have pressure put on it, because the government should not be allowed to regulate morals like they have attempted to before.

      This game is no more "dangerous for children" than watching a violent movie makes people want to kill, or watching a porno makes people want to go out and rape someone. If there is any danger with this game, it should be the responsibility of the parents to make sure their kids are raised so they know murder and rape are wrong. I have been raised to know that killing or raping is wrong...and me playing GTA:SA killing cops and having consensual sex in a crappy mod won't change that fact.

      If only we could turn the tables against them and pander to our voters and get the Bible pulled from bookstore shelves. After all...GTA has NOTHING on the Bible. GTA never encouraged the wholesale slaughter of whole countries (it stopped at slaughtering a 25 person gang at a time), or encouraged the rape and pillage of whole cities for "God". I wonder if there's a politican somewhere out in California or New York that would support this cause...if the far right can do it to GTA, the far left can sure as hell do it to the Bible (Clinton may be a Democrat, but she's certainly right when it comes to letting people decide their gaming choices). /not posting anon

    26. Re:People are still having sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You haven't seen The Sims?

    27. Re:People are still having sex by arkanes · · Score: 4, Insightful
      No, they got the M rating based on the game as shipped. I can make my desktop background tiled pictures of enourmous penises with less effort than it would take anyone to unlock this content in GTA. Where the hell is the AO rating on Windows?

      In fairness, Tycho has a point. We let a lot of crap slide. By all rights, GTA as shipped should have had an AO. Halo should have had an AO. The difference between the M rating and the AO rating is *one year* and a bunch of sales - it's stupid. It's exactly the same with movies, too. But as a culture we're hypocrites and every so often we need to sacrifice someone up the "think of the children" gods, and Rockstar certainly has put themselves out there to be the goat.

      If you, as parent, approved of GTA for your child last week, and now don't because a patch downloaded from the internet can show you non-explicit sex, then you're a shitty excuse for a parent and a worse one for a human, and regardless what Rockstar did or didn't do, and regardless of they hypocritical bullshit pandering that the ESRB and our politicians do, you shouldn't have any say in what *any* child does. To anyone with half a brain, this is a non-issue.

    28. Re:People are still having sex by pyrrhonist · · Score: 4, Funny
      'Hot Coffee' depicts a blowjob. There'll be no new life coming from that

      I would hope not, because it would be really unseemly if women could deliver babies by reverse peristalsis.

      *baaaaaaarrrrrffff* WAAAAAHH!!!

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    29. Re:People are still having sex by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Look, including the content and making it inaccessible without a minor hack is no accident. It's a brilliant move. But it's disingenous to think that they "didn't mean" for anyone to access it.

      Think about it: all the people with the PS/2 or Xbox version of the game who ran out and actually bought the PC version of the game just so they could use the Hot Coffee mod. The fact that it's going to be rated "AO" now is irrelevant - sales are going to soar for the title no matter what.

      The ESRB is doing exactly what it should, and, to be honest, Rockstar is still going to benefit from it. Penny Arcade was right about just how disingenous the cries of innocence on the part of Rockstar really are. If ESRB didn't act, it would become irrelevant - and less voluntary measures would come into force.

      I can't believe that no one realizes how Rockstar has had a win-win situation in all this all along.

    30. Re:People are still having sex by MasterSLATE · · Score: 1

      Shes not always white. It depends on the girl. And you can have babies from dry humping. It'd be very very very very hard to but its possible. And his clothes are on, yes, but I think thats more a lack of wanting to draw a nude black guy model with a huge penis than anything.

      Also, if you're going to get technical like that, then you might as well say he didnt get a blow job, cause he has clothes on. He got a girl to bob her head between his legs while she was nude.

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    31. Re:People are still having sex by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Screwing and fucking in lust, yes

      If you're a man lust is one the requirements for the screwing and fucking. Or I suppose Viagra would do in a pinch.

      Max

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    32. Re:People are still having sex by Flunitrazepam · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Sex isn't rare."

      You must be new here

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    33. Re:People are still having sex by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      To anyone with half a brain, this is a non-issue.

      Which should tell you something about the people doing the objecting, and the people who're cleverly using 'outrage' of these individuals to push their political careers.

      Welcome to America, baby!

      Max

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    34. Re:People are still having sex by LordEd · · Score: 1
      Think of the children!!

      No wait... its rated M, so think of the 17 year olds!

    35. Re:People are still having sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GTA has NOTHING on the Bible. GTA never encouraged the wholesale slaughter of whole countries (it stopped at slaughtering a 25 person gang at a time),

      Someone mod this guy up. Heck, that's just the tip of the iceberg. If there's ANY hate filled medium that'll cause people to go out and kill, it's the Bible. Don't believe me? read it yourself! or for the lazy have a look at this , this, and this
      Like Penn & Teller said - Read the damn bible. We need more atheists.

    36. Re:People are still having sex by defile · · Score: 1

      'Hot Coffee' depicts a blowjob. There'll be no new life coming from that (pun intended, I guess).

      That's what this one doctor thought when another doctor performed fellatio upon him. Boy, wasn't he suprised when he was subsequently hit with a palimony suit?

    37. Re:People are still having sex by Nataku564 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I so wish I had mod points right now :)

    38. Re:People are still having sex by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "you can have (...) torture sessions but you cant even _think_ about sex."

      What about the BDSM crowd?

    39. Re:People are still having sex by ottothecow · · Score: 1
      Well, cleary that is because you cant do that in GTA

      If that was a valid objective in the game, I'm sure games would be doing it in no time because they are so strongly influenced by games.

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    40. Re:People are still having sex by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      Well overlooking the fact that both PS2 and Xbox versions have the same code and all it takes is a small modified save game file I doubt they plan on running and buying the PC version anytime soon...

      This can't help Rockstar as 90% of retail outlets here in the US have a policy against carrying 'AO' rated content. Mine does and I already got a decree from corporate tonight before I left work that theyed already adjusted the system to dissallow copies of the game to be sold and required all stores to pull units of the game from the floor in preperation for sending them back.

      It sounds awfully hard to make money when no one can find your game to buy it...

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    41. Re:People are still having sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BLAME CANADA, BLAME CANADA!!

    42. Re:People are still having sex by evilviper · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Sexually transmitted disease.
      Unwanted pregnancy.
      Life-threatening STDs (HIV, Syphilis, etc)
      The psychological effects

      All these are things "wrong" with sex, no matter what your political/social/religous views. Depending on those views, there may or may not be MANY other things "wrong" with sex.

      "there's nothing wrong with sex" is a pretty glib, and incorrect.

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    43. Re:People are still having sex by oldwolf13 · · Score: 3, Funny

      > What about consensual constructive adult nudity as an act of love which is intended to create new life?

      >>I don't think I've ever seen that in a game, and rarely have I seen in in movies.Screwing and fucking in lust, yes, but never what you described.

      Dude... you've been renting the wrong pornos.

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    44. Re:People are still having sex by sf2turbomaster · · Score: 1

      It is a scapegoat. Anyone played god of war? If you did and you'll know that has more explicit content. Where is the outcry? GTA is such an easy target.

    45. Re:People are still having sex by Drathos · · Score: 3, Funny

      Zambonis!

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    46. Re:People are still having sex by starakurva · · Score: 4, Funny

      Perhaps Evilpiper would have gotten a few mod points and a "funny" if only he'd put his "list" in a different order, forming a different acronym...

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    47. Re:People are still having sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The people are still having sex. But, it is apparent, that if the intent to have a baby were the basis for nude acts of lovemaking, no orgasm would be necessary. The existence of the pleasure from the act rather than the result demonstrates the true purpose of sex: pleasure. The intent is pleasure. Much like we don't eat to live but rather live to eat. The act is to derive pleasure from the substance so as to dampen the chemical need created inside the body for the substance. So, enjoy your sex. Those who tell you that sex is for making children are very much lying to you as to the meaning of sex. Reproduction is ancillary to the motive. As it should and ever shall be. At least in those who survive.

    48. Re:People are still having sex by Stickerboy · · Score: 1
      >>running around carjacking cars

      >Erm, what else would you carjack? Zimmer frames maybe?

      Motorcycles, trucks, vans, SUVs, boats, helicopters (I'm pretty sure the last two fall under carjacking laws as well)... dude, you need to quit "getting hot coffee" in the game and start playing the rest of it... ;)

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    49. Re:People are still having sex by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Nice. Wish I had noticed that before posting it...

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    50. Re:People are still having sex by Ironpoint · · Score: 1


      Its always been that way. Man wants to prevent others from breeding, while wanting himself to breed like bunnies. This is the true premise behind sex laws, so called conservatism, and aristocracy.

    51. Re:People are still having sex by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Sex in order to create babies for The Party: good.
      Sex because of lust: Thoughtcrime.

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    52. Re:People are still having sex by westlake · · Score: 1
      sales are going to soar for the title no matter what.

      There is no win for Rockstar.

      Public tolerance of the gangster themed games was wearing thin long before Vice City. The crude, misogynistic, button-mashing, sex play of Hot Coffee pretty well sums up how these games look to anyone outside the gaming community. Rockstar's bungled PR offensive cost it what little public credibility it had left.

    53. Re:People are still having sex by JebusIsLord · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Accidents
      Pollution
      Noise
      Oil

      All these things are wrong with cars, therefore cars are bad and wrong, and any game containing them should be banned.

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    54. Re:People are still having sex by evilviper · · Score: 1
      All these things are wrong with cars, therefore cars are bad and wrong,

      Now that's just moronic.

      I posted that in reply to the grandparent saying "there is NOTHING wrong with sex".

      If I said there was nothing wrong with cars, maybe your jack-ass post would be appropriate.

      And you might want to note I didn't say a single thing about banning sex, nor that sex was wrong. Of course, you've got to be able to see past your own bias to notice that.
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    55. Re:People are still having sex by yurigoul · · Score: 1

      eh ... what about all those requests not to have sex on the church altars during carnivale? It was not until Victorian times that sex in all its forms and all references to it were banned from public life. Not that I do not agree with your point but the comparission goes on a limp.

    56. Re:People are still having sex by BackInIraq · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The difference between the M rating and the AO rating is *one year* and a bunch of sales - it's stupid. It's exactly the same with movies, too.

      No, even with movies the difference between R and NC-17 is a lot larger. For those that may not know, any parent can take their 6 year old kid into an R-rated movie at the theater. But if a movie is rated NC-17, children CANNOT attend, even with parents present. This is the reason that most theaters will not take up screenspace with NC-17 movies...the market is a lot smaller, because parents are unable to make the decision for themselves.

      A parent can, however, choose to buy an AO rated game for their kids.

      If you, as parent, approved of GTA for your child last week, and now don't because a patch downloaded from the internet can show you non-explicit sex, then you're a shitty excuse for a parent and a worse one for a human, and regardless what Rockstar did or didn't do, and regardless of they hypocritical bullshit pandering that the ESRB and our politicians do, you shouldn't have any say in what *any* child does. To anyone with half a brain, this is a non-issue.

      Especially because last week the game was already rated M, and recommended only for age 17 and up. Unless I'm mistaken, a large portion of American teenagers age 17 and up have already had sex. It's the stupid-ass parents who didn't understand what an M rating meant and bought it for their 12 year olds that are getting so upset. And I say screw those idiots.

    57. Re:People are still having sex by TotalFusionOne · · Score: 1

      Erm, flamebait much?

      Button mashing? Well, yes, but considering that the REST of the game involves button mashing to get ahead, I'm not sure if you can take that as an insult (As by the Corky Property: A retard calling a retard retarded is not wrong). Crude? Well the game itself lacks great graphics. Misogynistic? More so than the fact that myself, as a white male making $30,000 pays more taxes percentage-wise, and has less benefits (Scholarship funds, time off of work, respect, etc) than any female in my place? Or person of any other ethnic background than "Caucasian?"

      It's a minigame that's supposed to give people a laugh. Or was supposed to. It's not evil of itself, and only has the power that weak-minded individuals give it.

    58. Re:People are still having sex by Quixadhal · · Score: 1

      "A parent can, however, choose to buy an AO rated game for their kids."

      A parent can, however, choose to buy an NC-17 rated movie on DVD and give it to their kids.

      Kids are a hell of a lot smarter than most adults give them credit for. If they want to see something, they'll find a way around whatever obstacles you try to put in their path. If you make a big fuss over it, it makes it that much more desirable.

      Giving GTA an AO rating is great free advertising for Rockstar. Yeah, it means their retail sales might slump a bit... but suddenly the online sales go through the roof. And if they backpedal and restore the M rating, so much the better!

    59. Re:People are still having sex by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      it isn't "easily accessible", it's NOT accessible unless the goddamned program is changed. Which is what this patch did.

      People who don't understand what they are talking about really should shut up about stuff like this.

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    60. Re:People are still having sex by BackInIraq · · Score: 1

      A parent can, however, choose to buy an NC-17 rated movie on DVD and give it to their kids.

      But it isn't on video that an NC-17 rating really hurts a movie...it's in theatrical release. Very few theaters will cary NC-17 movies, but plenty of smaller video chains, in towns and cities across the country, will. Even Blockbuster will carry titles that -would- be NC-17 now, as long as they are "unrated" instead...even though that makes little sense to me.

      Of course, NC-17 movies tend to rent quite a bit less than the rest, but one could argue that that is still because of limited theatrical release, and thus limited publicity.

      The point I was making is that, discounting the fact that many stores won't carry them, AO titles are not much different from M titles, because parents still have the option to (and many would still be dumb enough to) buy them for their kids. NC-17 movies, on the other hand, are quite a bit different from R-rated movies because for a large portion of their revenue and publicity generating lives (theatrical release), they are not accessible to minors, regardless of parental consent.

      This is why I consider both M and AO rated games to be the equivalent of R rated movies (and even content-wise, GTA:SA, even with the minigame intact and accessible WITHOUT a mod, would still be tamer than many R rated movies, no?). NC-17, to me, is a rating with no real ESRB equivalent.

    61. Re:People are still having sex by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      1) the guy's clothes are still on. So obviously no babies are going to come from THAT union.

      Those less concerned with foreplay just unzip. Also makes for a faster getaway.

    62. Re:People are still having sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take Two's stock has fallen 11% overnight because of this.

    63. Re:People are still having sex by G-funk · · Score: 1

      No on, I believe you are watching the wrong pornos... he seems to be watching the good ones.

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    64. Re:People are still having sex by Splintax · · Score: 1

      What the hell is 'apno'?

      :-(

    65. Re:People are still having sex by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

      Or, you know, sex is:

      Fun
      Victimless
      Generally permitted by society
      Not likely to carry a hefty prison sentance
      Hard-wired into our genes by millions of years of evolution

      and murder isn't.

      In other news, games involving graphic paedophilia are legal (because it's not, statistically, common), and games involving breathing are banned (Eek! Everyone's doing it! Those games must be influencing people! Won't somebody think of the children???).

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    66. Re:People are still having sex by Vulture101 · · Score: 1


      I live in Portugal, and here, the last time that people where allowed to think about sex was during the Arab ocupation. After the conquest by the Cristians (about 1000 dc) everything except God and the bible was banned. We had inquisition here. Still today people here are very conservative about sex (compairing with the rest of Europe, not USA of course).

    67. Re:People are still having sex by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

      In other news, teddy bears are "wrong" because it's theoretically possible to trip over on one and break your neck.

      You can construct a situation where anything has negative consequences - that doesn't make the thing bad.

      Besides, points 1 and 3 are identical, and both they and point 3 is both unlikely and can be avoided by using protection, so it's hardly an intrinsic part of sex these days. Point 4 has nothing to do with "sex", and everything to do with "understanding yourself and not making bad choices".

      Ok, how about we satisfy your pedanticism and state "There's no more wrong with sex than with practically any other abstract concept or action, and significantly less than most".

      Happy now?

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    68. Re:People are still having sex by yurigoul · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe it can be compared to a pass the bottle game: in part we learned again about sex from the 1001 nights - the uncensored edition - and now the arabs have to learn about sex again through commercials and late night MTV?

    69. Re:People are still having sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you, as parent, approved of GTA for your child last week, and now don't because a patch downloaded from the internet can show you non-explicit sex, then you're a shitty excuse for a parent and a worse one for a human, and regardless what Rockstar did or didn't do, and regardless of they hypocritical bullshit pandering that the ESRB and our politicians do, you shouldn't have any say in what *any* child does.

      You, sir, are now a friend.

    70. Re:People are still having sex by Vulture101 · · Score: 1


      everything is cyclic :)

      that is why i lost my faith in humanity, we can have computers, space stations and nuclear power but people behaviors are always the same.

    71. Re:People are still having sex by doubledoh · · Score: 1
      Solutions that don't involve scapegoating, politics or morality:

      1. Sexually transmitted diseases: wear a condom
      2. Unwanted preganancy: wear a condom
      3. Life threatening STDs: dupe, see point one
      4. Psychological effects: ignore religious dogma

      I really don't think my statement is glib. It's simple because it's true. If I said "There's nothing wrong with driving," you could say:

      1. Injurous car accidents
      2. Roll-overs
      3. Deadly car accidents
      4. Enviornmentally unfriendly

      And I would just respond:

      1. Injurous car accidents: wear a seatbelt
      2. Roll-overs: wear a seatbelt
      3. Deadly car accidents: dupe, see point one
      4. Enviornmentally unfriendly: ignore leftist dogma and/or buy a hybrid

      My point being that there are "dangers" to every activity, but that doesn't mean politicians should get involved because a group of maniacs that believe in an invisible man in the sky that watches our every moves have urged them to regulate arbitrary human activities like sex because they think it is "wrong" or evil or immoral. The only thing that should be regulated is human ignorance...it shouldn't be allowed to influence law or politicians...or video games!

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    72. Re:People are still having sex by Mercano · · Score: 1

      Well, you CAN hijack a streetsweeper in game if you want.

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    73. Re:People are still having sex by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      That's probably why prostitutes are such happy creatures.

      I hope that most of the people replying to this thread don't have children -- in fact I know they don't -- they'd have a different attitude if they did. The morality they're preaching is fine for 17-year-old boys, but it's no good for anybody else.

      You say "there is nothing wrong with sex." That's true. There's nothing wrong with buying a home either. But there are consequences to both. It's very easy to hurt yourself with sex. What is far worse is that, especially for guys, it is very easy to hurt other people with sex. It is easy for guys to assume that women think about sex and relationships pretty much the same way they do. They're wrong.

      In the past, I have wound up hurting girls that I have been in relationships with. I regret it more than anything else in my life. I thought of the sex as meaningless, they didn't. A girl, unless she has been seriously damaged, does not think that way. She might tell you that she does, but she's lying.

      I wouldn't be very persuasive if I argued that sexual morality is just a way to avoid hurting other people. I also think that it's a bedrock condition to a fulfilling life. I am fairly sure that being faithful to one person and building a family is what happiness is all about. You can run around when you're younger, but it messes you up for the time when you realize that you need get started on something meaningful. And again, it messes girls up more than guys.

    74. Re:People are still having sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only a message could be rated, "+10000, Critically Insightful".

    75. Re:People are still having sex by FluffyBob · · Score: 1

      Oh Please, I cant handle this sort of drama this time in the morning. Get off your high horse, his post was no more moronic than yours, and certainly not anymore self righteous. Jack-ass? That is totally inappropriate. You think your post was on some kind of higher level? Stop taking yourself so seriously and lighten up. The point, since you so obviously missed it, (I imagine you were in shock that someone would dare oppose your brilliance with their feeble intellect), is that examples of negative consequences like you gave for sex can be given for just about ANYTHING. Some of those consequences are direct and some are conditional. Everything you mentioned is conditional. Some things have consequences that are both negative and direct (not to mention INTENTIONAL)- like violence against another person. What everyone is reacting to here is the irony that a game featuring so much imaginary violence is suddenly bumped a level of restriction because suddenly ther is sex in it. How in this context can you possibly expect to make a post like that and not expect it to come off as puritanical?

    76. Re:People are still having sex by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Overeating causes obesity, Heart attacks, and many other ailments. And cookie monster may be on the way out in Sesame Street but he isn't AO.

      The point is consensual acts that harm ones self aren't necessarily bad, though one should be properly educated in what these harms are. Sheltering from the facts just leads them to be more tempting.

    77. Re:People are still having sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeek, I don't want to be the one person "invited" to the gangbang.

    78. Re:People are still having sex by Caiwyn · · Score: 1

      it isn't "easily accessible", it's NOT accessible unless the goddamned program is changed. Which is what this patch did.

      People who don't understand what they are talking about really should shut up about stuff like this.


      I agree. Howsabout you start?

      You don't need a patch, and you don't need to change the program itself. All you need is a savegame file with access to the minigame unlocked. This is why the console versions will also be receiving the AO rating.

      Regardless of how accessible it is, the content itself is on the disc. It is part of the product that Rockstar sells. When you pay money for it, you are buying what's on the disc, sex game and all. That is the distinction the ESRB is making.

    79. Re:People are still having sex by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > I have wound up hurting girls that I have been in relationships with. [...] I thought of the sex as meaningless

      Just because YOU have does not mean that everyone else has. Not everyone has "meaningless sex."

      > I also think that it's a bedrock condition to a fulfilling life.

      So no Catholic priest has ever led a fulfilling life? Or a Buddhist monk? Again, what works for you does not necessarily work for everyone else.

      > I am fairly sure that being faithful to one person and building a family is what happiness is all about

      Just because you require that does not mean that anyone else does. Not everyone derives happiness from simply procreating with one particular person.

    80. Re:People are still having sex by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 1

      There are certainly exceptions to my statement about what makes people happy. Perhaps within a population they are on the order of < 2%-3%. And a good portion of the population, maybe 10% or so, simply can't be happy for anything.

    81. Re:People are still having sex by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 1

      Not everyone has "meaningless sex."

      You're right, it's a bad thing that should be avoided. Teaching our children that sex is meaningless through the media we feed them is a bad thing too.

    82. Re:People are still having sex by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      Someone needed to modify the code to "unlock" the minigame.

      They had to change the program.

      The code was altered.

      An expert had to specifically rewrite part of the application.

      need I come up with more ways to say it?

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    83. Re:People are still having sex by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "All these are things "wrong" with sex,"

      Whats funny is all of those things can be avoided by following a religous view of no sex before marriage... but no one wants to hear that....

    84. Re:People are still having sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      finally someone has pointed out the lunacy that is being made of hot coffee. The Neistat Brothers made a film comparing the Grand Theft Auto mod to making an explosive devise. rumor has it they're getting in a shitload of trouble for making this film but my hat is off to them http://videogamesareevil.com/>

    85. Re:People are still having sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure about murder not being hard-wired into our genes. Humans murder lots of stuff. Look through history from... say... 200 C.E. to 1800 C.E. What did we have more of, murder or scientific achievement?

    86. Re:People are still having sex by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > > Not everyone has "meaningless sex."
      > You're right, it's a bad thing that should be avoided.

      That's great timing, because I was just reading a thread where someone's signature was the definition of "Straw Man Fallacy."

      Just because I said "not everyone does something," it does not follow that I suggest that thing is good or bad. There are people who have "meaningless" sex (not really meaningless, it just doesn't have the meaning you demand be attributed to sex) and are still happy. They may be rare, but rare != nonexistant, and more importantly rare != wrong.

    87. Re:People are still having sex by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

      If The Getaway was a bit faster maybe fewer people would have bought GTA:SA, and we wouldn't be having this argument.

    88. Re:People are still having sex by Caiwyn · · Score: 1

      Somebody's been drinking Rockstar's Kool-aid.

      The code doesn't have to be altered in order to actually play the minigame. Which means that the code, as it exists on the disc, UNALTERED, includes that minigame. Rockstar made the sex game and included it in the finished product, not "t3h h4xx0rz." Get it through your skull.

    89. Re:People are still having sex by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 1

      I wasn't clear with my statement. You read into it a meaning that I didn't mean to give. By "you're right, it's a bad thing that should be avoided," I did not mean "you're right that it's a bad thing that should be avoided." I meant "you're right; it's a bad thing that should be avoided." The first interpretation is obviously a logical fallacy, therefore I assumed that you would take the second as my meaning.

    90. Re:People are still having sex by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      No, someone has a concept of how programs work, actually.

      I don't doubt that they made the game, then decided not to have it in the final game. Haven't you ever written a function that ultimately isn't called? Similar thing.

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      "Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel." - A.B.
    91. Re:People are still having sex by Caiwyn · · Score: 1

      I don't doubt that they made the game, then decided not to have it in the final game.

      Ah! Now we're getting somewhere. I posted a comment in response to someone else about that very issue, you can check that out if you like.

    92. Re:People are still having sex by hesiod · · Score: 1

      I DID take the second meaning, and still feel it misrepresents what I was trying to say. Oh well, it doesn't really matter, no one wants to have sex with me anyway: I'm good, but not by choice ;)

      Actually, I don't want anything to do with meaningless sex and I may, at times, look down at people who engage in it regularly. However, I usually stop myself and blame my arrogance on jealousy. After all, I have no right (ultimate "right," not legal right -- and I don't mean God) to judge someone else when their actions affect me in no way whatsoever.

    93. Re:People are still having sex by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 1

      As far as judging other people goes, check out the philosopher Roger Scruton's article Bring back Stigma in City Journal. He also has another good article Shameless and Loveless that appeared in the Spectator.

    94. Re:People are still having sex by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      Eh, the whole outrage portion of the discussion seems silly to me. This is a game that requires homicide, pimping and theft to complete, and people are concerned about a BJ? Odd.

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    95. Re:People are still having sex by turgid · · Score: 1

      Which marriage? First, second or third?

    96. Re:People are still having sex by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      Well the same religous view says you only marry once, until death... you know.. the "Vows" you make?

      Then if one of you died and then you remarried to someone who followed the same path (no sex before marriage) then it would still be safe....

      You know you gotta wonder where all of this sexual disease first came from... i mean if we started out as only having sex after marriage or similar, beginnings.. where did the disease come in?

    97. Re:People are still having sex by turgid · · Score: 1

      Toilet seat.

    98. Re:People are still having sex by Caiwyn · · Score: 1

      Well, when I say "outrage," I don't mean at the sexual nature of the content, but rather at Rockstar's mishandling of the issue, so don't read too much into that.

      You make a point about the sex seeming like not such a big deal when compared to the rest of the game, but I can also see why parents would be more worried about sex than violence. I know a lot of 14-year-olds who can handle violence responsibly -- in fact, I would argue that simulated violence is a great way for many older kids to take their aggressions out in a safe, controlled manner. But I know of almost no 14-year-olds who can handle sex responsibly.

      And though simulated violence can satisfy your aggression, simulated sex (or porn, etc.) has the opposite effect: it stimulates the libido. In fact, the porn industry argues that this is the primary benefit of what they produce.

      So I can understand why sex is a bigger issue for many parents. It's a lot easier to keep kids from being violent than from being sexually active. You can give them plenty of outlets to take out their frustrations and aggressions, but there's really no substitute for an orgasm. Many parents just don't want to add fuel to the fire, be it for religious reasons, or simply because their kids aren't mature enough to handle sex responsibly.

    99. Re:People are still having sex by Llewdin · · Score: 1

      hahaha, dude, i would love to see a mod for the mod, that changes the skins on the characters to make one look like Bill and the other one like monica. That would sooo rock.

    100. Re:People are still having sex by evilviper · · Score: 1
      You can construct a situation where anything has negative consequences - that doesn't make the thing bad.

      And I never said it was "bad" in the slightest. I was just providing a counter to the parent.

      Seems like there's a lot of people here that can't see the words on the page through their own biases.
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    101. Re:People are still having sex by hesiod · · Score: 1

      Excuse me if I don't trust articles from a Catholic source and an extremely one-sided one (backward-respectively) on judging people.

      The small bit of the both of those that I read was wildly inaccurate, claiming that modern times are the only time when sex was not seen as evil (not quite so bluntly, but that's what they basically said). That is complete bullshit, made up by the church. In fact, the religious stigma against any kind of sex at all is relatively recent, and confined mostly to Christianity in its many flavours (and Islam, but that's a slightly different matter).

      If you stop limiting yourself to just Xtians, you will find many fewer people thinking that sex is evil when a baby isn't made.

    102. Re:People are still having sex by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 1

      The second article appeared in The Spectator, like I said. That's where I read it. The Catholic website is just the place where it's free online. You've really got to have a grudge against Catholics if you won't take a free link from them. City Journal, where the other article appears, is also a completely secular website.

      I'm not sure where you get the idea that there are any mainstream Christians claiming that sex is evil. None since Origen, certainly. I happen to be an atheist, and I don't think that sex is evil. I know that Scruton doesn't. As far as sexual mores go, I see a lot of similarity between Christians and non-Christians. The biggest cultural differences are between the polygamous parts of the world and the monogamous parts of the world. As Sir Richard Burton says, that's mainly a function of climate. The non-monogamous parts of the world tend to have more serious strictures against sex outside of marriage, and fathers are expected to do more. The polygamous, mainly tropical, parts of the world tend to have less serious strictures against sex outside of marriage, and fathers are expected to do less. Those are the main outlines of sexual morality, not any of this Christian versus non-Christian crap.

      Which type of sex suits your psychology, polygamous mating patterns versus monogamous mating patterns, probably depends more on genes than on culture.

    103. Re:People are still having sex by Gerro · · Score: 1

      when I reach 18 I don't want paternalism... I don't want it now either.. If someone is going through all that trouble to hack a game, let them do so. If I program my own version of the game.. wow thats kool. Quit the BS people seriously. Better violence and other obscenities be created with design rather than in such a crude manor that is unentertaining and barbaric. Let children learn about these things all they can, be a lot less rapists in the world trying to satisfy their carnal needs.

    104. Re:People are still having sex by JebusIsLord · · Score: 1

      I was making a point by satirizing yours, but i wasn't necessarily disagreeing with post. Not sure what you mean by my "bias" though.

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    105. Re:People are still having sex by DigitalReality · · Score: 1

      "...it's disingenous to think that they "didn't mean" for anyone to access it..." They didn't intend for anyone to find it. It was probably a scrapped project that a team of developers were working on and coded out because of possible issues with ratings, or a joke project that never got removed from the main code after they disabled the access to it. "...inaccessible without a minor hack..." A minor hack? It takes an entire list of Gameshark codes to enable it on the PS2, and then it's censored. If you disable the censoring, it causes gameplay problems, and can corrupt save files. All M ratings should be AO and M should be removed from the rating system. There isn't a big enough difference between the ratings to need both. Rockstar can't win because the game is no longer purchasable. It has the much stigmatized AO rating, which pretty much no retailer, including those online, will carry. I want to buy the game, and I can't find it now. Anywhere. Not only that but every game that company creates now will go through hell in the ratings process. The game should be rated based on the as shipped accessible content, and the ESRB should create a notice, like they do for online gaming. "Third party 'cheat' devices and modifications may change gameplay and content" or at least something similar.

  2. In other news... by DeathPenguin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In a move equally stunning to neglegent parents everywhere, Captain Obvious has advised that people stop paying attention to the ESRB and take a more proactive stance in monitoring the content that they're buying for their kids. He also advised that parents pay more attention to other aspects of games, such as violence and racial overtones, and not use sex alone as a deciding factor for whether or not to buy a game, movie, music CD, etc. Experts predict that people will ignore this advice and continue to rely on other people to raise their kids for them.

    1. Re:In other news... by spiricom · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Being a relatively old fart (32), I have to ask: do any stores/regions in the USA actually card people buying an 18+ ESRB game? Since this is a self-imposed rating system (?), is there much enforcement?

    2. Re:In other news... by fbartho · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I personally think its gotta get boring to have to keep repeating that mantra over and over again. You're a parent, its your job to raise your kids. Its ultimately your responsibility. All these social systems to supposedly protect your children are really there to protect your children if you don't do a good enough job in protecting them yourself. This means that broadcast TV had pressures to be family oriented, both because parents wanted to be able to watch things with their kids, but also because TV would be a convenient device that serves as an electronic nanny. As long as the runt is glued to the TV/Game Console, they can't fall down the stairs with scissors. The problem comes from the things we don't normally view as sharp/dangerous, that are corrupting our kids minds. Raising a kid is a full-time job, at times more than even 2 people can comfortably handle. There is risk in the real world, but every parent has to choose what is an acceptable risk level for kids. If they err on the side of danger, their kids may get hurt, and it will be their fault.

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    3. Re:In other news... by PaxTech · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I bought it the night it came out at the local Gamestop, and quite a few underage kids were standing in line with their parents, since they apparently couldn't buy it alone. So I guess it gets enforced at some places at least.

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    4. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am over 6 feet tall, I hadn't shaved, and was buying 400 dollars worth of stuff and I was carded at best buy trying to buy the GTA dual pack for xbox. I rarely get carded at liquor stores now so yes, it does happen.

    5. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you Captain Obvious

    6. Re:In other news... by Nos. · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Isn't this the bigger problem? I mean how many of these parents are probably complaining about the sex scene in the game. They're okay if the kid is playing a game that encourages you to pick up a hooker, pay for sex, have sex, then beat up the hooker to get your money back. However, actually show a realistic sex scene just goes to far!

      Note: The hooker stuff I know was in GTA Vice City - not sure if its in this one, and I've never actually seen what's in this Hot Coffee scene.

    7. Re:In other news... by randallpowell · · Score: 0
      LOL

      It's true. Why think for yourself when the Evangelical Trinity (Falwell, Dobson, and Robertson) can do all your thinking for you. Don't buy CDs, books (especially Harry Potter), films, etc without their permission. Thiking for yourself may cause odd behavior like questioning authority and reduce wasteful spending.

    8. Re:In other news... by roastedMnM · · Score: 1

      Yes. In many stores the registers prompt for ID just like with alcholol and tobacco.

    9. Re:In other news... by Admiral+Ackbar+8 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      A kid (clearly around 13) at EBGames in line in front of me tried to buy it (GTA:SA, long before Hot Coffee). The guy behind the desk asked for his ID. The kid said he didn't have one; the EB guy said that he couldn't buy the game. Simple as that! The kid walked away embarrassed, as he should be.

    10. Re:In other news... by Ryan+Stortz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think the ESRB is doing a great job, and it'd be a shame if people started to ignore them. Compared to the MPAA and RIAA equivlents, it's amazing. The RIAA's simply is the "Explicit Content" sticker, where the MPAA's is the G/PG/PG-13/R/NC-17. Not until recently has the R rating included why it got the rating, and even then it's only flashed for half a second. I've yet to see the expanded warning label on a movie poster. I've really only seen it flashed in trailers and on the back of DVDs, which come out months later.

      Now, look at the ESRB's rating system. It has the same generalized ratings: EC/E/E10+/T/M/AO+. It also includes 32 content descriptors, ranging from Tobacco Reference to Comic Mischief to Edutainment. It's much more comprehensive than the others.

      What I'd really hate to see is Rockstar going the movie studio route and releasing a game as "UNRATED" rather than accept the dreaded "AO+" rating. It is a very unfortunate loophole, and hopefully the big boys won't carry unrated games.

      Also, I'd like to point out that this entire thing is 100% Rockstar's fault. They're required to send video footage to the ESRB that covers the overall gameplay of the game, as well as the game's most explicit scenes. The ESRB uses that footage to rate the game, if Rockstar didn't include it then the ESRB can't really be at fault.

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    11. Re:In other news... by samael · · Score: 1

      So before people let their kids play games they should play the entire game through end-to-end and then check for online patches that unlock content?

      Really?

    12. Re:In other news... by Sheetrock · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Since this "tough on media violence/obscenity" rhetoric has been stepped up again, I've noticed at two stores a new policy of asking for a birthdate or age before selling both games and movies with an ESRB M/MPAA R rating. No carding yet, although I bet it happens if you look younger than 17 or the checkout staff is in a bad mood.

      It's annoying enough that I'm just buying my media online now.

      What bothers me is that irregardless of the fact that this game is effectively a murder/obscenity simulator that should never fall into the hands of children forcing Rockstar to recall/modify their game or be relabeled AO is effectively censorship, albeit one that takes advantage of economics rather than legal force to effect the views of the minority over the majority. Most stores refuse to carry AO titles and therefore artificially decrease the audience for the game, putting severe pressure on the manufacturer to cater to the distribution chain by watering down their content or simply shelve products that would have been successes but for the fact that they are offered only through adult-only resellers (a chilling effect on customers who simply want to enjoy a game released as the developer intended without having porn businesses appear on their credit card statements.)

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    13. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The hooker stuff is still there. As for the hot coffee scene, it doesn't even bother to apply a naked texture to the models, they're still wearing clothes on the PC version.

      Supposedly the PS2 version has the girl in lingerie or something.

    14. Re:In other news... by spiricom · · Score: 1

      Damn! Well, at least that's one good thing about the Gamecube--I don't have to get ID-ed for buying a copy of Super Monkey Ball!
      I've found that I usually get carded more often for cigerettes than alcohol nowadays. Maybe the punishment is worse for selling smokes to minors, or it's more widespread. Which leaves the question of why do the stores bother if there's no law against selling mature-themed games? Fear of lawsuits, I guess...

    15. Re:In other news... by fishizzle · · Score: 1

      A lot of places won't card people trying to buy video games, it's true. That is why a M rating isn't that effective. But the reason companies want to avoid the AO rating (18+) is because some major retailers simply do not stock video games with this rating, period. So that doesn't even give the cashiers a chance to sell it to under age customers. That is an effective means of keeping it out of some childrens' hands. http://slate.msn.com/id/2122746/

    16. Re:In other news... by truckaxle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How is this insightful? The rating system is an indentifier that lets mindful parents or consumer know what the game content is before purchasing the product. While I would love to have the time to play a game in all of its mode before buying the game and let my children play - it is really not the practical.

    17. Re:In other news... by trekstar25 · · Score: 1

      Guess what? They probably did send video footage that covered the "overall gameplay of the game", as well as "the game's most explicit scenes." In case you haven't been paying attention to what actually happened, the explicit, previously unrated parts of the game are accessible only through third party patches, and should not, therefore, be considered part of the game itself.

      Should Rockstar have deleted those portions out of the game? Of course. But it's not accessible by regular gameplay, and not even by entering a cheat code. The ESRB's rating should stand, as it is still an accurate descriptor of regular gameplay.

    18. Re:In other news... by dancpsu · · Score: 1

      Society does need some regulation of public behavior for public good though. A computer game you buy and play privately in your home is one thing, but broadcast television is in some way public behavior, because of its wide exposure. Wide release movies are similar as well. To ask parents to put their kids in a cocoon and never let them out (they may get exposed to something horrible outside of the house), is unreasonable. At some point you have to regulate some things everyone gets exposed to so that some of them don't have psychological trauma from the experience.

      In the same way though, parents should keep an eye about what they purchase and bring into their homes.

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    19. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do liberals hate Christians? Liberals are to blame for NAFTA, CAFTA, godless video games, and my bad back.

    20. Re:In other news... by Rei · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bah! Captain Obvious is one to talk, given that his video game ("Captain Obvious vs. the Braindead Senators") had a patch that enabled such a scene as well (in which, for the most part) Captain Obvious stood on the sidelines, watching and snidely pointing out the fundamentals every time one participant did something wrong).

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    21. Re:In other news... by Ravatar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Rockstar did not give out documentation on how to enable the mod, and included no mechanics to access it. A game should not be rated by third party patches and mods.

      There are nude patches for the Sims, but you don't see little Suzie being carded for a new expansion every month, and you certainly don't see it getting slapped with a M or AO rating.

    22. Re:In other news... by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 2, Funny
      Tobacco Reference? Tobacco Reference?!? How many of those earn a mature rating? Sheesh, what's the world coming to when tobacco is demonised as unsuitable for children to see?

      I've even heard that the BSA is trying to prevent scoutmasters from smoking near the boys. Because you wouldn't want a role model to be doing something as EEEEEEEEVIL as smoking.

      They can have my pipe when they pry it from my cold dead hands. Twits.

    23. Re:In other news... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      They're okay if the kid is playing a game that encourages you to pick up a hooker, pay for sex, have sex, then beat up the hooker to get your money back.

      I don't think the game ever actually encouraged any of that, only rewarded you with additional health if you discovered it. But it certainly didn't encourage that last step.

      And I'm not sure you get all your money back anyway. I think it's just the same random amount of money you can get for killing anyone.

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    24. Re:In other news... by Seumas · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'm more concerned with my children hearing George Bush refer to a reporter as an "asshole" in public an Cheney telling someone to "go fuck himself". Hearing real life people that you're supposed to respect treating other people with such contempt and disdain in such an unprofessional manner is going to have a greater long term impact than my kid going through the detailed steps to unlock some sexual content in a videogame (that they could see on television any hour of the day anyway). Not to mention the whole, you know, president being a former alcoholic and a cokehead thing. With all of that in consideration, what my kid sees in some cartoonish videogame would be the last of my fucking concerns.

    25. Re:In other news... by st1d · · Score: 1

      Then when he got back home, his older brother and his friends smacked him around and chewed his tail for not getting the game. Much better... :)

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    26. Re:In other news... by s20451 · · Score: 1

      In a move equally stunning to neglegent parents everywhere, Captain Obvious has advised that people stop paying attention to the ESRB and take a more proactive stance in monitoring the content that they're buying for their kids.

      Does Captain Obvious also advocate watching every movie to determine whether its content is appropriate (in spite of the rating)? Tasting every household chemical to determine whether or not it is truly non-toxic (in spite of the label)? Subjecting household appliances to abuse to see if they are child-friendly (in spite of certifications)?

      The ESRB exists to help parents. If I hypothetically choose to ban sexually explicit games from my home (but allow violent ones), that is my choice on how to raise my children. I should be able to rely on their assessment, and not have to play the game myself and scour the internet for cheat codes to determine if the game is truly safe.

      The issue here is that Rockstar misled the ESRB. Not that parents are lazy.

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    27. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, considering smokers are idiots, I can see why you don't understand that. Unlike nearly every other "bad" activity humans engage in, there's no redeeming qualities to smoking, it's only "enjoyable" to you because you're addicted to it.

      Now I'm the last one who'd want to make it illegal, I believe you can be as a stupid as want as long as you don't hurt anyone else but that's entirely different. Proposing that teaching young children than smoking is healthy and normal is entirely stupid and irresponsible. But, then, like I said, smokers are idiots. Idiocy should absolutely be demonised and discouraged.

    28. Re:In other news... by aichpvee · · Score: 1
      There's at least lip service to enforcement at places like Target and Toys R Us, though I don't think many of them bother. I know I wouldn't for the 50 cents or less over minimum most of the guys selling these games are making.

      But then again, if you're leaving the video game purchasing decisions of your children up to a 20-year-old kid working at a game shop making minimum wage then you should probably be out back getting shot instead of having children in the first place.

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    29. Re:In other news... by Mike+Savior · · Score: 1

      The thing I recall hearing somewhere though is that submitting your game to the ESRB (while taken seriously in the industry) is totally voluntary. You don't HAVE to get your game checked out- but with the inability for parents to take care of their children themselves, releasing your content without a rating is highly frowned upon, clean/entertaining game or not.

      At that, the ESRB is also supposed to have a rigorous and strict rating process, with not just game footage, but actual access to a playable version of the game (IIRC). So you're right in saying it's not the ESRB's fault- it's completely the fault of R*, for not eradicating the "bad stuff" completely from the copies instead of disabling it.

      I personally dread the upcoming debate on how hard a slap on the wrist R* gets for their effort to hide the content. Seeing as they're a rather large company, they will probably just get a good talking to..

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    30. Re:In other news... by TMW · · Score: 1

      Is Captain Obvious' alter ego Captain Sarcasm? Or is that too obvious a question to ask...

    31. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not something you could ever find by "playing the game yourself" or even "scouring the internet for cheat codes." It's not a cheat code! It's a patch. It's roughly equivalent to those old patches you could download for doom to turn everybody into chickens or Bill Clinton, or whatever, except in this case it was something hidden in the game that someone forgot to take out. So the graphics were locked away somewhere, but not even a cheat code could unlock them. You have to actually ALTER the game, and at that point, what difference does it make if the content came on the CD or was downloaded as part of the patch? Either way, its the patch that is allowing you to see it and nothing else could do it, so it might as well be graphics inside the patch.

    32. Re:In other news... by Rei · · Score: 1

      Not like it's hard to get around.

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    33. Re:In other news... by tolkienfan · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, aren't we talking about GRAND THEFT AUTO here?

    34. Re:In other news... by mikvo · · Score: 1

      Even so, the content was included on the shipping media. And since hacks appeared so quickly, it must not have been too well hidden, or too difficult to access. My "computer learning" as a kid included tweaking files, twiddling bits, etc., and I would hope that my kids can feel free to do the same without too many unexpected surprises. If this content was never intended to be part of the "overall gameplay of the game" it should never have been included in the first place. The rating should reflect everything that is in the box.

    35. Re:In other news... by tolkienfan · · Score: 1
      Rockstar didn't mislead the ESRB.

      People are MODIFYING THE GAME!

      The fact that some material was on the disk is totally beside the point. If the user plays the game without hacking it, no such content is available.

      If someone wanted to, they could create a patch that turns Pacman into a hopping erect dick. Would that require Pacman to get a AO rating?

    36. Re:In other news... by Cornflake917 · · Score: 1

      What bothers me is that irregardless of the fact that this game is effectively a murder/obscenity simulator that should never fall into the hands of children forcing Rockstar to recall/modify their game or be relabeled AO is effectively censorship, albeit one that takes advantage of economics rather than legal force to effect the views of the minority over the majority.

      This has to be the longest incomplete/run-on sentence I have ever seen in my entire life. I don't mean to offend you, but damn! It took me a couple times to figure out what you were saying. I think a comma between "children" and "forcing" would have helped alot. You might want to look up the word "effectively" on a thesaurus too. Also, the "ir" in irregardless is not neccessary. I know this is slashdot and we like to use big words and complex sentences, but you don't have to use them to sound smart! You gave me a slight headache.

      Anyways, I think Rockstar should unlock the mini-game in their AO version without requiring a patch. If they are being forced to label it as AO, they should make it a truly AO game.

    37. Re:In other news... by s20451 · · Score: 1

      The fact that some material was on the disk is totally beside the point. If the user plays the game without hacking it, no such content is available.

      That is not correct. The proof is that the PS2 version contains the Hot Coffee content, and it is virtually impossible to execute a third-party patch on the PS2. However, using a GameShark (which is popular enough to be sold at WalMart), it is possible to enter cheat codes which unlock the content, which must have been already present on the disk. This is too simple and accessible to count as hacking, and not a reasonably forseeable scenario for a busy parent.

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    38. Re:In other news... by st1d · · Score: 3, Funny

      >> Society does need some regulation of public behavior for public good though.

      That concept has always seemed a little redundant to me. Why is it okay for parents to swear like hell around (at) their kids, but the moment someone on TV does it, it's time to light the torches?

      >>but broadcast television is in some way public behavior, because of its wide exposure.

      I hope so, or it wouldn't be broadcast, would it?

      >>Wide release movies are similar as well.

      Small-release foreign "artsy" films, regardless of the sexual nature, are better, because it only creates a handful of psychopathic deviants.

      >>To ask parents to put their kids in a cocoon and never let them out (they may get exposed to something horrible outside of the house), is unreasonable.

      Which is why it is better to expose your children, under your careful supervision, to the things they might encounter once they have grown. You don't protect a child from falling down the stairs by preventing him/her from ever seeing steps until they move out of the house, you keep them safe by putting barriers in the way, and gradually you remove the barriers, and give them the guidance and protection they need until they can handle them on their own.

      >>At some point you have to regulate some things everyone gets exposed to so that some of them don't have psychological trauma from the experience.

      I agree. Parents should be put away if their kid walks in on them when they're having sex. Screwed me up for years... :)

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    39. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've apparently never smoked a cigarette. Smoking feels good. Even the first one will give you a nice buzz. And it makes you look cool.

    40. Re:In other news... by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 3, Funny
      one of those pet peaves pounded in to me
      speaking of peeves...
    41. Re:In other news... by KriKit · · Score: 1

      Well actually, Captian Sarcasm is his sidekick.

    42. Re:In other news... by Moofie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Could you maybe walk me through why I should respect politicians?

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    43. Re:In other news... by TheScorpion420 · · Score: 1

      From my experience parents don't care. I was in Gamestop and this kid, mabye 10 years old was getting SA, and the clerk advised the parents that it had very graphic violence and explained the main goal of the game and the parents basically ignored him and went ahead and bought it. They really don't care.

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    44. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the Sims ships with nude models and sex animations in the data files?

    45. Re:In other news... by GoodbyeBlueSky1 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you're right. There's no way to find out about game content before a parent buys a game for a kid. None. 'Specially not here on the web.

      Let's not be facetious. Finding out about the content of a game requires zero time playing it, though it may require a bit more searching around than just looking at an ESRB rating. Say, two minutes while drinking the ol' morning coffee.

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    46. Re:In other news... by donscarletti · · Score: 1
      In sims 1 your characters could have sex with the livin' large pack in the love bed or the love tub. With hot date, it allows them to have sex in a store changing room.

      In sims 2, every double bed becomes a venue for sex, of cause the love tub remains a sex venue but requires are cirtain amount of aspiration points to purchace making the beds more friendly in that regard.

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    47. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You smoke? What a loser!

    48. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Actually I have, on and off and not just once. In high school when I, like most people, was stupid and trying to fit in. I suppose there's a tiny buzz at first due to the reduction in oxygen in he bloodstream, but it by no means "felt good". Some people I know even felt sick, although most people could tolerate it fine. It may well actually make you look cool to your peers at that age, or else we wouldn't have done it. But in retospect, like most things at that age, it was pretty moronic to feel "cool" for sucking in a poisonous gas mixture while pretending to enjoy it.

      I guess the OP just never grew out of the wanting to feel cool phase.

    49. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the most random and nonsensical use of parantheses I have ever seen.

    50. Re:In other news... by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Nicotine is a stimulant in small quantities and a depressant in larger quantities.

      This means that when you get stressed, you can smoke a lot and relax, and when you get lethargic, you can smoke a little and get revved up.

      So you can continually modify your mood using cigarettes and remain on a more even keel than you would otherwise.

      Perhaps this does nothing for you, but I think it's cool as all hell. I don't know why they put it in anti-smoking literature... if I wasn't already a smoker, that would definately catch my interest.

      I've been smoking for 15 years, am in good health, and can still run most ppl into the ground. I'll quit smoking my cigarettes right after all those fatties quit poisoning themselves with aspertaine and get off the couch. Until then, quit taxing my 2nd favorite plant so goddamned much, dammit!

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    51. Re:In other news... by Nos. · · Score: 1

      So rewarding you with health and money is not encouraging you?

    52. Re:In other news... by lactose99 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Considering the hookers in GTA charge on the order of $1 a game-time-minute, a typical Grove Street prostitute runs you less than $20. In my experimentation, more often than not I've come out with a positive cash flow in the end.

      Beating up hookers for fun AND profit.

      Along these same lines, Rockstar and GTA have also proven to me that its not only cheaper, but better for you physically, to buy a Mr. Pibb or Andy Capp's Hot Fries than it is to actually have sex with a hooker.

      On an OT note, I've discovered the quickest path to riches (at least with my gaming skill) is to become a fire fighter and I've made myself several hundred thousand dollars simply by putting-out car fires. How parents can see that this game imitates REAL LIFE is beyond me.

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    53. Re:In other news... by Galileo430 · · Score: 1

      In my own personal experience with the ESRB. They're exactly what most people say. Braindead. Any bit of humor that might be taken in any way as sexual bumps up the rating. However, blowing people to bits is perfectly okay..

      That line from the south park movie needs to be amended for the ESRB.

      Just remember what the ESRB says: Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say or do anything sexual.

    54. Re:In other news... by tolkienfan · · Score: 1
      Very informative.

      Thanks. So it appears that Rockstar were trying to minimize the issue. Can't say I blame them.

      Although, I'll bet they left it in there as a invitation - knowing it would increase publicity.

    55. Re:In other news... by zap0d · · Score: 1

      When I was around 14 or 15 there was no chance my parents would have me stopped watching porn or violent movies unless they locked me in their basement 24 hours a day and that was in times there was no internet available. Shure internet might give more easy access to it but it wasnt even difficult before in the 20th century. Even Baywatch is more erotic then watching some pixelated sex scene with full clothes on. An teen mind is going to corrup as soon as they get teens and I bet almost everyone who think of its own past will agree. Parents cant protect them from everything, they need to educate their kids.

    56. Re:In other news... by Yer+Mom · · Score: 1
      Note: The hooker stuff I know was in GTA Vice City - not sure if its in this one
      Well, in San Andreas, if you've completed the pimping missions, the girls pay YOU instead of you paying them.

      Saves wear and tear on the baseball bat, at least...

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    57. Re:In other news... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      And since hacks appeared so quickly, it must not have been too well hidden, or too difficult to access.

      Yeah, it only took a year to get at this one. Do you even read what you write?

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    58. Re:In other news... by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      It is the vapid shows we should guard against!

    59. Re:In other news... by trentfoley · · Score: 1

      Ah, the youth of slashdot members is so easy to manipulate. I was certain that my post would be modded as a troll since the youth do not like to be corrected. I even crafted my message so that it contained something worthy of correction. I was not let down. Simple minds, so easily controlled.

      By the way, what exactly is a Fartkno?

    60. Re:In other news... by Stauf · · Score: 1

      I hear he's not even a real Captain.

    61. Re:In other news... by Stauf · · Score: 1

      I hear he's not even a real captain

    62. Re:In other news... by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Informative
      Um, YES, they do, at least the nude content. They use them when sims take a shower.

      The game puts blurring on top of them, but they are actually nude under there. In fact, sometimes the blurring gets confused about sightlines and thinks an object is in the way and doesn't blur, when it's not. And you can see little naked sims.

      I don't know how to make it happen, but I've had houses where if I'm looking from a certain angle, they leave off the blur when people get in the shower. I'm sure teenage boys have spent hours on this figuring this out, and can build a hour where it happens from all angles. ;)

      The noblur patches just turn the blurring off. They don't add anything.

      Not to be confused with the patches that correctly shade the nude models, or make 'nudity' a clothing option, which do add content.

      And while the sim doesn't include any sexual animation, it does include what is refered to as 'adult themes'...namely, two guys passionately kissing.

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    63. Re:In other news... by DavidTC · · Score: 3, Informative
      Game Shark codes are not cheat codes.

      A Game Shark modifies memory locations within a game.

      It's, gasp, modifying the game!

      Cheat codes are things you type in in the game. There is no way, within GTA, to get to this minigame, via pressing buttons, documented or otherwise, or doing things with your character.

      Seriously, we're having some sort of total terminology failure here.

      Here is the actual facts. If anyone is found repeating anything else, they will be beaten publically, and a minigame around that will be included in the next GTA:

      This minigame, like all minigame, is enabled when you do certain things. Rockstar removed these things from the game, and thus you cannot, under any circumstances, get to the minigame from within the game.

      What all the mods do, either the Game Shark or the saved game hack, is tell GTA that you have, in fact, completed these nonexistent prerequisites.

      There is a debate if one of the hacks adds a nude texture for the female, but I don't see any evidence of that.

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    64. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What bothers me is that irregardless

      It bothers me that you'd use the word irregardless in the first place.

      a chilling effect on customers who simply want to enjoy a game released as the developer intended without having porn businesses appear on their credit card statements

      Shit, if you're not adult enough to be able to look at your own credit card statements without unbearable shame, you're not adult enough to buy the stuff in the first place.

    65. Re:In other news... by nbert · · Score: 1

      Maybe we need a new rating system for scenes displaying corpulent people.
      /me lights another cigarette

    66. Re:In other news... by sbszine · · Score: 1

      A computer game you buy and play privately in your home is one thing, but broadcast television is in some way public behavior, because of its wide exposure. Wide release movies are similar as well.

      Dude, I know! If only there were some sort of ratings system to let parents know about the content of TV and movies before plonking their kids in front of the screen!

      While you're out campaigning for that, see if you can get the powers that be to attach a recommended age to the ratings, so that parents can see at a glance whether the content is appropriate for their kids. This could totally revolutionise child-rearing, while still allowing grown-ups to view boobies if they so desire. Get cracking.

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    67. Re:In other news... by fullcirclephoenix · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They don't care until they actually see their child playing the game and then they are appalled. It's not until then that they start complaining to the news and their local politicians and the like.

    68. Re:In other news... by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      They're okay if the kid is playing a game that encourages you to pick up a hooker, pay for sex, have sex, then beat up the hooker to get your money back.

      The only part I have a problem with is beating up the hooker; the rest is business. But then, what do you expect? You're playing a SCUMBAG; it only makes sense that you'd act like a scumbag.

      Max

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    69. Re:In other news... by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Society does need some regulation of public behavior for public good though

      It isn't 'society' that needs anything; it's individuals who'd otherwise be harmed by the inappropriate behavior. For example, it isn't 'society' that benefits by making murder illegal; it's the individual who otherwise might be gunned down by his neighbor over a trivial dispute. Of course that still happens, but I'd hazard a guess that it happens less often than it would if murder were legal.

      The Constitution addresses the rights and protections of INDIVIDUALS; nowhere does it mention "society".

      To ask parents to put their kids in a cocoon and never let them out (they may get exposed to something horrible outside of the house), is unreasonable.

      To ask other individuals to modify behavior that isn't harmful and, in this case, is entirely voluntary (e.g., you don't have to purchase the game), is ludicrous. It isn't incumbent upon your neighbors to conform to your particular brand of morals simply because you say so.

      At some point you have to regulate some things everyone gets exposed to so that some of them don't have psychological trauma from the experience.

      Apparently you haven't watched the news...ever.

      Max

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    70. Re:In other news... by quark101 · · Score: 1

      That is really interesting... I saw a kid at Target (9-11 for my best guess) walk up, ask a salesman for it, walk to the counter, and buy it. I really do think that ID should be enforced on those games, even though it really isn't.

    71. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So you can continually modify your mood using cigarettes and remain on a more even keel than you would otherwise.

      The healthy human body regulates itself just fine, there are plenty of ways to relieve and prevent stress and lethargy that don't involve sucking on radioactive carcinogens. That was spoken like a true addict though, claiming your drug helps you "keep even".

      They put that in anti-smoking literature because, to us non-addicts, using a drug to constantly "regulate" your mood is crazy. I don't take Ambien every night I can't sleep, and I don't take Ritalin when I need to concentrate. Mostly though, what I've observed from addicts like you is that the nicotine addiction is what's causing those stresses you need to "relieve". That's what addiction is, and what you're happy to be in the grip of.

      I've been smoking for 15 years, am in good health, and can still run most ppl into the ground.

      Don't delude yourself. You're in terrible health compared to yourself as a non-smoker for the past 15 years. Some smokers getlucky and go their whole lives without developing cancer or emphysema. Most don't.

      I'll quit smoking my cigarettes right after all those fatties quit poisoning themselves with aspertaine and get off the couch.

      Eh, I don't care if you quit. As long as health insurance is allowed to discriminate based on smoking status you mostly wallow in your own problems. I also don't suggest teaching your kids that McDonald's and pizza is an acceptable eating lifestyle is anything less than stupid and irresponsible either. The main difference is that those things can be included in a small part in a healthy lifestyle and are helpful for teaching moderation. Smoking has no such function.

    72. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What bothers me is that irregardless of the fact...

      • Regard: In respect to, keeping in mind, functioning with.
      • Regardless: Ignoring, not noticing, operating despite.
      • Irregardless: Is redundant, unless you're talking about their lack of lack of regard.
    73. Re:In other news... by Bachus9000 · · Score: 1

      This "hack" didn't appear until shortly after the PC version was released. IIRC, it was the first version to get a version of the hack.

    74. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a delicious irony in this thread. Well, I think it's irony. I'm never quite sure how that word works, but I'm sure someone will let me know if I'm using it bad.

    75. Re:In other news... by FLEB · · Score: 1

      GPP's not really a "liberal" POV, really.

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    76. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if I'm using it bad.

      Badly?

    77. Re:In other news... by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 2, Funny

      True (and sad) story. I was perusing a /. threadwar one day where guy #1 was saying that guy #2 had no right to speak as an authority on the subject because guy #2 had a dumb screenname. Guy #2 fires back with something along the lines of "so I could have three degrees in the subject but you wouldn't agree with me because my name was 'The Ultimate Fartknocker'?" In that moment, I knew that it was time to stop posting AC and sign up for a real account.

      So I'm signing up for an account, screw something up, and go back to correct it but don't realise that the information on the form has been truncated to just the characters that were visible in the box and not what was off-screen before. Lo and behold, I am now "The Ultimate Fartkno."

      The end result was so dumb that I *had* to keep it just for the story...

    78. Re:In other news... by limited · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You might not care about the effects smoking has own your own health, but you cannot deny that tobacco use is harmful. Its a fact, just like the fact that childen imitate role models. Why would you want to encourage dangerous behavior in a 12 year old boy. They get themselves into enough trouble themselves.

    79. Re:In other news... by ego093 · · Score: 1

      "...or be relabeled AO is effectively censorship..."

      This assumes that censorship is a bad thing. However, it's what shows off our ability to make good decisions. For example - when you're walking past a bilboard of a scantily clad woman (or guy - don't know what you're into) and you find yourself turned on, you don't immediately start mastrubating on the street. If you did, it would be embarassing and totally inappropriate. No - you censor the natural desire to "get it on" and wait until you're in the privacy of your own home.

      At least... I hope you do. Please.

      Anyhow - my point is that censorship is what makes society work. It keeps us from saying stupid stuff we'd regret and allows us to avoid having to be faced with the stupid stuff other people do. Without it, we'd see way more naked fat people, and nobody wants to see that.

      Seriously.

    80. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee, did you ever pay attention to those families that require both their parents to work day and night just to put food on the table? And on top of their jobs they also somehow must have quality time with their family and watch what their kids do every single freakin' moment of the day while they work their ass off to pay off the rent and remain precariously on the edge of eviction?

      Maybe if you stepped back and saw the entire picture, you wouldn't have such a polemic attitude.
      I agree with the fact that parents need to step up to the plate, but do realize that not all families have a stay-at-home mom/dad. Unfortunetly the ones that are bitching about this game are the ones that actually have the time to do it, i.e. stay-at-home parents.

    81. Re:In other news... by mrchaotica · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If I had kids, I'd rather them see sex than smoking, actually. At least sex has redeeming qualities!

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    82. Re:In other news... by Bob+of+Dole · · Score: 1
      'adult themes'...namely, two guys passionately kissing.

      Ahh, the wonders of homosexuality=adult.

      A man kissing a woman? ESRB hands you an "Everyone" sticker.

      A woman kissing a woman? ESRB shakes its head and hands you a "Teen" sticker.

      A man kissing a man? ESRB looks disgusted and lets you get by with a "Mature" sticker, you evil pervert.

      /save the children!
      //save the children from the people wanting to save the children, damn it.

    83. Re:In other news... by cleved · · Score: 2, Interesting

      First, the content was fairly explicit. Check the vid: not prime-time material. Second, there is a vast difference between SIMS mods and San Andreas: the SIMS mods didn't have the content already on the disc. Apparently, all one had to do was flag a .dll file or something equally inane in order to get full access to the sex game embedded in the game. This was less like a mod since the material wasn't grafted in on top of Rockstar's content. Berate the ESRB all you like, but their ruling is consistent with their standards, which are well-documented (as pointed out by someone above). It's pretty clear what happened here: Rockstar, or some subsidiary programmers within its company, decided to include a sex-game on its final release version, only they cut some reference out so that the content wasn't on the game. Then, lo and behold, almost coterminous with its release, this extra content is "noticed" by an outside group which publishes a patch. I don't declare myself to be an expert, but it seems dubious that this was a coincidence (though it may have been--the content may have been easily visible within the primary game data files, but that's unlikely). What seems more likely is that some Rockstar programmer called a buddy up and told him what was going on. My theory is pretty much irrelevant though: whether the company heads knew or not is an interesting question, but it was still their responsibility to know what they were sending out to the ESRB and to stores. The ESRB is setting the right precedent in this case. If they allowed the prior rating to go unchallenged, then any minimally intrepid programmer thereafter could foil their rankings system by simply letting it be known informally that some content was available with merely a few keystrokes. Companies could include whatever they wanted, and blame it on the 'modding' community, rendering ESRB irrelevant. I'm not making an argument for or it against it the ESRB itself. Personally, I think that what they do serves a purpose, although in practice I'm not sure how much of a difference their ratings make. The key is parents. However, without this whole scandal, it is doubtful whether parents would have known of this at all (unless reporters deemed it worthy to follow the lead of a few disgruntled Congressmen and consumers' groups).

    84. Re:In other news... by samael · · Score: 1

      If this was a mod, rather than just an unlock code for content they actually shipped out themselves, I'd agree with you...

    85. Re:In other news... by NonSequor · · Score: 1

      I can totally respect that.

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      My only political goal is to see to it that no political party achieves its goals.
    86. Re:In other news... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      I personally think its gotta get boring to have to keep repeating that mantra over and over again. You're a parent, its your job to raise your kids. Its ultimately your responsibility.
      It certainly is the parent's responsibility - and the ratings lables provide the information the parent needs to make the decision as to what his/her child should have acess to or not.
    87. Re:In other news... by jrockway · · Score: 1

      I refuse to show ID when purchasing alcohol. Why should I have to show my papers to anyone that asks just to prove that I'm not committing a crime!?*

      Unfortunately, state law forbids them from selling me anything. Solution? Import from out of state. Thank you Internet!

      *(Oh, I forgot to mention that I'm only 20, so technically I am committing a heinous horrible crime against society. When I actually AM 21, however, I will continue to refuse to show ID.)

      --
      My other car is first.
    88. Re:In other news... by ElleyKitten · · Score: 1

      My "computer learning" as a kid included tweaking files, twiddling bits, etc., and I would hope that my kids can feel free to do the same without too many unexpected surprises.

      While that's a good way to learn stuff, why would your kids be doing that with GTA? If you let your kids hack mature rated games, is it that surprising they might find hidden mature content? Of course, I might be the only person who thinks that even with Hot Coffee it should only be rated M, but still, I can't imagine a kid being mature enough for the rest of GTA (any of them) and not being mature enough to see some sex. Killing a girl in-game won't affect a kid's psyche at all but having sex with her will?

      If you want your kids to hack computer games, start by buying them games that are appropriate for them, then, if they find a hidden sex scene in Super Mario Bros, you'll have an arguement.

      --
      "What is Internet Explorer 7? Are you saying we can't access the normal internet?" - I love tech support. Really.
    89. Re:In other news... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Have you tried heroin? It makes you feel even better!

      --
      Justice is the sheep getting arrested while an impartial judge declares the vote void.
    90. Re:In other news... by Kombat · · Score: 1

      Sheesh, what's the world coming to when tobacco is demonised as unsuitable for children to see?

      The vast majority of "new" smokers are children. Tobacco companies work very hard to make smoking seem "cool" and "rebellious," while simultaneously trying not to let on that they're targetting children.

      The fact is, a 30-year old doesn't just wake up one day and say to themselves, "You know what? I think I'm going to start smoking." People don't start when they're old. They start when they're young.

      --
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    91. Re:In other news... by ildon · · Score: 1

      They did send in the worst parts of the game. This wasn't an official part of the game any more than the nudity patch was an official part of DOA Volley Ball. The minute a player has to modify the game (even if it's re-enabling as opposed to creating) it's not the ESRB or game designer's responsibility.

    92. Re:In other news... by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1
      You might not care about the effects smoking has own your own health, but you cannot deny that tobacco use is harmful.

      Actually, in moderate amounts I do just that: moderate smoking (say, 1-2 times per week) will have no overall harmful effect. In fact, the 1964 surgeon general's report on smoking found that pipe smokers live longer than non-smokers (only by about six months, but still...).

      As for cigarettes, they used to say that every cigarette takes five minutes off one's life. But if one gets five minutes and one second of enjoyment out of it, isn't it worth it?

    93. Re:In other news... by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      We don't have health insurance up here. One fuck of a lot of taxes though.

      Funny thing is, most of the cancer causing chemicals DONT come from the tobbacco. They're added by the cigarette companies to make them easy to store without refridgeration and to make them more addictive. They're like tobbacco-crack. So all these government inititives to make us smokers stop by spending money on advertising and charging us crazy taxes is all really bullshit. If anyone in the government really cared about it, they'd ban the toxic additives.

      Oh, and I can't resist this one:

      Some smokers getlucky and go their whole lives without developing cancer or emphysema. Most don't.

      Which makes them different from everyone else in what way? This is true of non smokers too.

      --
      -1 Uncomfortable Truth
    94. Re:In other news... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      So rewarding you with health and money is not encouraging you?

      That's not encouragement; that's reinforcement. Encouragement comes before, not after the event.

      --
      Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
  3. In further news... by Werkhaus · · Score: 5, Funny

    People found to be naked under clothes.

    1. Re:In further news... by interiot · · Score: 2, Funny

      Shhh, it's supposed to be secret! Don't broadly distribute this third-party modification over the internet, or it will be the end of our fun...

    2. Re:In further news... by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      Wasn't there a patch/hack for the sims to do the same thing? I don't remeber people making such a big fuss over that.

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    3. Re:In further news... by Ruie · · Score: 1

      In Soviet America people don't have sex !

    4. Re:In further news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But in soviet russia, does the sex have you?

    5. Re:In further news... by Ruie · · Score: 2, Funny
      Actually, when USSR was just opening up they used to broadcast shows of satellite teleconferences between USA and USSR people.

      On one of the shows an American asked about sex in Russia.

      An indignant Russian woman stood up and said: "There is no sex in USSR!"

      The American audience bent over laughing while the carefully-picked Russian audience tried to figure out what is funny (though I bet there were a few people on Russian side that had a hard time keeping straight faces)

    6. Re:In further news... by Soul-Burn666 · · Score: 1

      It gets even worse.
      Children are naked under clothes!

      Won't someone please think about them?

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    7. Re:In further news... by fr0dicus · · Score: 1

      Sure, but most people are missing a very important point. Rockstar are absolute geniuses at putting something like this in and getting it hitting the headlines.

    8. Re:In further news... by Moofie · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thinking about naked children is a great way to get on your friendly neighborhood sex offender list.

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      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    9. Re:In further news... by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

      Copies of San Andreas triple in price on eBay.

    10. Re:In further news... by sakasune · · Score: 1

      No, just acting on those thoughts.

      --
      "You're arguing for a universe with fewer waffles in it," I said. "I'm prepared to call that cowardice."
    11. Re:In further news... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      That's only because DHS hasn't come up with a reliable (or even credible) brain wave scanner yet.

      I wish I thought that thoughtcrime was going to stay science fiction.

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      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
  4. Death throes of the ESRB? by magicchex · · Score: 0

    So is this the beginning of the end for the ESRB having any real power?

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    1. Re:Death throes of the ESRB? by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1
      Did they ever have any real power? ESRB ratings are ignored. I've spent in enough time in a Gamestop to see parents buying their 12 year olds copies of GTA, Doom, Soldier of Fortune, you name it.So even if you get an empolyee who follows the ratings, the kids just come back with their parents to get the shit. The parents don't give a damn that their kiddies are machine gunning pedestrians, but suddenly there's some sex and everyone's making a stink. The age difference between M and AO is one year for god's sake. How arbitrary can you get?

      What saddens me most about this whole thing is that Hillary Clinton had to go hitch her political wagon train to this absurdity. I really used to like her.

      --

      My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle...

    2. Re:Death throes of the ESRB? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Real power? Real ULTIMATE power?

      Hi, this post is all about the ESRB, THE REAL ESRB. This post is awesome. My name is Dave and I can't stop thinking about the ESRB. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

      Facts:

      1. The ESRB raise your children.
      2. The ESRB rate stuff ALL the time.
      3. The purpose of the ESRB is to flip out and rate stuff AO.

      The ESRB can rate anything they want! The ESRB rate stuff AO ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. My friend Mark said that he saw the ESRB totally rate some game AO just because you could see the persons skin!

      And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    3. Re:Death throes of the ESRB? by magicchex · · Score: 0

      I agree. Hillary and many other democrats have really dissapointed me lately and I'm very liberal. They are much too concerned with being centrist and attracting voters by catering to beliefs and demands that do not represent what the party is supposed to stand for. Maybe instead of becoming spineless they should stand for what they believe and simply show voters that they are right in those beliefs instead of just laying down and taking it.

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      How many fulltime jobs can one man have?
  5. No Sex please, we are Br^H^H by DF5JT · · Score: 4, Funny

    Merkins.

    'Nuff said.

  6. priorities? by huphtur · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One can show pixel people gettin blown up by all kinds of pixel weapons, yet when there's one pixel nipple to be seen, the whole country goes up in arms about it?

    1. Re:priorities? by AmiNTT · · Score: 1
      So it would appear.

      And, from what I have heard, there is no visible genitalia. Good grief people, this is carrying it a bit too far. Really too far.

    2. Re:priorities? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not quite correct. The objectional sex in this game would have been perfectly acceptable if the woman was brutally murdered after it was done. At least, that's how things sometimes appear to work.

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    3. Re:priorities? by failure-man · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Good question. Basically it all boils down to the larger issue of American culture fetishizing violence and demonizing sex.

      Why this happens . . . . who knows, but it does serve as more proof that Americans are, in general, completely out of their minds.

      (First person to post "GO BACK TO FRANCE!!!111one" will get beaten to death with a dildo.)

    4. Re:priorities? by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1
      yet when there's one pixel nipple to be seen, the whole country goes up in arms about it?

      It's not really the pixel nipple that's the issue, though. For instance, God of War has much better pixel nipples available early in the game with no hacks, and you don't see that game being yanked off the shelf.

      (Huh, huh, I said, "yanked".)

      --
      Show me on the doll where his noodly appendage touched you.
    5. Re:priorities? by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the USA.

    6. Re:priorities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I would also like to point out that you can beat people to death with a dildo in this game. But This , this is one step to far (or something)

    7. Re:priorities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      yet when there's one pixel nipple to be seen

      What I can't understand is that a one-pixel nipple would just be a single dot of #A65C3F - is that REALLY offensive?
      An ellipse of, say, #EDCFC5, with a smaller circle of #A65C3F therein.. dude, that's another matter, that is seriously offensive. Won't SOMEONE please THINK of the CHILDREN??

    8. Re:priorities? by SloJohn · · Score: 1

      In a country always looking for scandal, what else would you expect? Benifits not just to Rockstar® but to every media outlet that can publish it in time. Why would anyone who stands to make money off this want it to stop?

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      erin go bragh!
    9. Re:priorities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      GO BACK TO FRANCE!!!111one

      :D

      Have a nice day.

      -- Your average american.

    10. Re:priorities? by Mad_Giggler · · Score: 1

      There was also the Playboy: The Mansion game which was rated "M." And in fairness, there were plenty of people outraged that GTA got away with an "M" rating in the first place.

    11. Re:priorities? by biglig2 · · Score: 1

      Didn't Team America get into trouble for the puppet sex?

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    12. Re:priorities? by Cornflake917 · · Score: 1

      Violence is alright, but sex and nudity is bad. What a wonderful culture we have.

    13. Re:priorities? by darkonc · · Score: 1
      A recent study determined that, as of this spring, US and allied forces had killed at least 8000 Iraqi civilans. A similar number have died in the lawless that followed the US disolving the existing Iraqi security forces with no effective replacements, and somewhat fewer have died at the hand of suicide bombers and the like.

      We have only minor quams about blowing little kids to bits, but one private gets knocked up while forcing prisoners to pose nude and the nation goes ballistic.

      Face it: the problem that the US has with sex isn't that it's intrinsically bad -- it's that it's tittilating, and it gets our attention. That leads to headlines and those attract politicians -- who ban sexual things because that'll get them more money and power and make it easier for them to get sex.

      Rinse. Repeat.

      Europe got relaxed about sex a long time ago.. When the Clinton thing hit the headlines in the US, the EU conversation pretty much went:
      "He got laid?"
      "No he got blown -- then he got his cover blown!"
      "Stupid ghit."

      It's good to prevent kids being exploited for sex. It's something else entirely to try and prevent them finding out about it.

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      Sometimes boldness is in fashion. Sometimes only the brave will be bold.
    14. Re:priorities? by darkonc · · Score: 1
      From the Gamespot article:
      Given that the minigame is about as raunchy as an episode of Sex and the City, cannot be accessed without entering a long string of cheat codes, and takes several hours of effort to access, [.....]
      Back in the late 70s there were two hits one year: "Good Girls Don't [but I do]" and "High School Confidential" (or was that "Blinded by the Light"). The former (rather tame song) got all of the attention, and heat, but if you actually listened to the latter, it was just short of obscene. Simple explanation: The former made easier headlines.
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    15. Re:priorities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (First person to post "GO BACK TO FRANCE!!!111one" will get beaten to death with a dildo.)

      Actually, that sounds kinda fun.

    16. Re:priorities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yup, and they showed more then what GTA shows. It's not like the characters in GTA are any different then the puppets in Team America. It wasn't like they modelled the genitalia. Hell she doesn't even have armpits! (They're black squares)

    17. Re:priorities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope so. That would just make that scene even funnier. :-D

    18. Re:priorities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GO BACK TO NEW CALEDONIA AND YOUR FRENCH MASTERS YOU CAMEMBERT SNARFING SURRENDER MONKEY!!!111one

      I am an American, and I fetishize violence AND sex, thank you very much. Oh, plus sports cars, and giant houses, yeah...

      Good thing there are almost 400 million of us cardboard cutout Americans, and better yet, WE'VE GOT THE BOMB BABY!

    19. Re:priorities? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      One can show pixel people gettin blown up by all kinds of pixel weapons, yet when there's one pixel nipple to be seen, the whole country goes up in arms about it?
      No one is up in arms because it shows a nipple. They are up in arms because label on the game says that it doesn't show a nipple - when in fact it does. The difference is subtle, but important.
    20. Re:priorities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Do we have to how the US are prudes every freaking time??!?

      http://www.theage.com.au/news/breaking/popular-gam e-may-be-pulled-from-sale/2005/07/21/1121539079996 .html

      "Popular computer game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas may be withdrawn from sale in Australia over hidden sex scenes."

      http://news.softpedia.com/news/Pornography-In-Gran d-Theft-Auto-A-Public-Secret-4635.shtml

      "If they are confirmed, Grand Theft Auto San Andreas could be banned in Australia."

      http://www.thuglifearmy.com/news/?id=1672

      "The "Grand Theft Auto III" video has been banned in Japan for sale or rental to minors due to violent and or sexual content."

  7. Probably the best take on this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    1. Re:Probably the best take on this... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      I know it's normal to kharma whore on stories like this with a link to Penny Arcade, but I wasn't really that impressed with the comic side this time around. I know they could have done a better portrayal of bullshitting for panel 3 than they did.

      Tycho's write-up, however, seems to really hit the nail on the head by pointing out the only difference in ESRB's description of M and Ao is that the scenes are "prolonged" in Ao. Really, both descriptions make mention of both violence and sex, supposedly meaning that either one or the other could merit an Ao rating, but it seems the ESRB has very different definitions of "prolonged" for violence than for sex. Either GTA:SA shouldn't be kicked up to Ao for this one single disclosure, or it should have been Ao from the start for the amount of violence in it.

    2. Re:Probably the best take on this... by cujo_1111 · · Score: 1

      I think Tycho missed the point of the classification personally. There is more to the difference than just the length of the violence, it is the graphic nature of the sexual content as well and a few other reasons I think. Like if you see a murder on Law & Order, you never see the bullet strike, not much blood, no close-ups of the wound. If they were to show all the close-ups and maybe a slow motion of the bullet entering the skull, there is no way in hell it would be allowed to broadcast. Maybe GTA:SA was just on the edge of going to AO before this patch was released. The patch sent it tumbling over the edge. But that said, GTA:SA should have probably had an AO for the violence content alone. I really don't know why western society in general and the US in particular is so uptight about sex, yet they let their kids watch many murders a week.

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  8. WTF by koreaman · · Score: 0

    I fail to see how someone could think that they don't deserve to see simulated sex after downloading the GTA:SA sex patch...

  9. nice publicity by lecithin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "However, the material was programmed by Rockstar to be inaccessible to the player and they have stated that it was never intended to be made accessible."

    Right. Sure.

    What would the reason be to put it in there then? Perhaps the publicity that they are getting now? My 8 y/o son would not have known about GTA except that it has been in the news lately. (Yep, an 8 y/o that watches the news)

    "Rockstar, the publishers of the game have given retailers the option of restickering the game with an 18+ rating or exchanging it for a new version with the controversial content removed."

    Well, I suspect that most will put a sticker on the game and continue to sell as usual. I also suspect that if a 15 y/o wants to buy one, they still will be able to do so.

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    1. Re:nice publicity by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      What would the reason be to put it in there then? Perhaps the publicity that they are getting now?

      Unlikely. The coders really have no idea about marketting. The marketting people are too clueless to realise thta it would be possible to put in content that was inaccessible without a patch, and any explicit request to do so would be politically dangerous since it would leave a paper trail.

      It was probably something that they threw together for a demo to rpove it could be done, but didn't make it into the actual game on account of it being stupid and likely to make them lose the "Mature" rating

    2. Re:nice publicity by Acy+James+Stapp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As a game developer, sometimes you write something and the suits say you can't put it in, so you just comment out the call to activate it. It's a lot easier than pulling all the source and assets out of the game. Time pressures abound and a thirty-second fix impresses the higher-ups a lot more than a two-day hunt to find and remove all of the offending assets.

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    3. Re:nice publicity by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      What would the reason be to put it in there then?

      An alternate theory is that the developer who wrote it DID intend to put it in, but that before it was released the higher-ups nixed it (probably to avoid the AO rating), it was made inaccessible and forgotten about.

      The problem with AO versus M, as I understand it, is that some retailers (including Wal-Mart) refuse to sell AO games, so I can fully see a Rockstar manager or exec going, "if we leave in this mini-game, we're going to get an AO tag and lose $XXX million. Take it out."

    4. Re:nice publicity by the_skywise · · Score: 4, Informative

      As an ex-game programmer, there's TONS of stuff we left in various games. Some intentional, some not so intentional.

      I can't speak for how GTA is setup, but in our case some of the stuff went out because of a lock down in the code/data. When *any* change would be considered a potential to introduce bugs it was safer to lock down *everything* and go as it was.

    5. Re:nice publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lot of content makes it into games that players are never meant to see. Often times monsters, levels or game mechanics are still present in the final code, but never used/disabled. Often, removing the objects or codes from these sections of the game could break the rest of the game.

      Halo and Halo 2 for example left in an alien race never used by the game (in Halo the Covenant engineer, and Halo 2 the juggrenaut).

      Rockstar was stupid for leaving content that explosive in, but it doesn't look like a calculated move.

      Char

    6. Re:nice publicity by SloJohn · · Score: 1

      How many people want this game and don'y have it? The newly stickered game might ssell 20,000 more copies, but is that really alot?

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    7. Re:nice publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Well, I suspect that most will put a sticker on the game and continue to sell as usual. I also suspect that if a 15 y/o wants to buy one, they still will be able to do so."

      Not if parents do their fucking jobs

    8. Re:nice publicity by bLindmOnkey · · Score: 1

      "What would the reason be to put it in there then? Perhaps the publicity that they are getting now? My 8 y/o son would not have known about GTA except that it has been in the news lately. (Yep, an 8 y/o that watches the news)"
      Publicity could definately be a reason to put it in there. Similar to presidential campaign ads that have subluminal messages or just flat out lie-yes, like those pro Bush TV ads, first spread by the media in 2000 that flashed one frame with the word "RATS", and like last year that Swiftboat campaign that told all those guys who said "I "served" with John Kerry and he's a liar" falsehoods.

      Publicity may not have been intended by the coders at Rockstar, but as shown in the past where a TV ad containing a subliminal message that only aired in a few states made its rounds across the country through the media, the media can be very harmful, (in Bush's case, to his running opponents, and in Rockstar's case, to competitors) because whether people like it or not it's almost impossible not to associate Democrats as "DemoRATS" after just seeing the commercial, just as Malcom Gladwell says in Blink that through indoctrinated stereotypes people are more likely to associate a black man with the weapon. Likewise, teeagers across the world (who, not to mention are curious in every which way) will see Rockstar as "cool" now because sex is on every teenager's mind. And mothers who see sex in rockstar games will now more likely associate videogames with sex. It's Rockstar's fault for sweeping sex under the rug and forgetting to clean it up, but in the end, Rockstar has gained a "bad boy" stigma.

      Rockstar, just like Bush, has now gained publicity (good or not regardless) and we can see from the the past two US elections that while bad publicity might hurt, it can heal faster. I realize I've rambled for a while now bashing the media when this website is the media. So 'tis all.

    9. Re:nice publicity by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      It was an easter egg. I used to work for a firewall vendor. We had lots of spare room on the software distribution CD, so they added an mpeg of one of the employee's singing "I'm a little teapot" (I beleive she was drunk at the time). The point is, this was an inside joke, and never intended for customers. The point is also that software developers, and especially game developers, are really just big kids in adult bodies, and they like to screw around with thing like this. So no, the Rockstar management never intended this to be on the disk; chances are they never even knew it was there. It was obviously a proof-of-concept thrown together by a couple (possibly inebriated) developers, who then disabled it so it wouldn't appear in the final release, but for whatever reasons didn't feel like deleting it entirely. And yes, putting a "Mature Audiences Only" sticker on a game, movie, or record does make it much, much more desirable to teenagers! Male teens of our species are relatively expendable; therefore they are programmed to attempt to violate societal taboos. It's not until they get older that they realize most of those taboos are there for good reasons.

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    10. Re:nice publicity by bLindmOnkey · · Score: 1

      Good point, but there's a good chance the coders of GTA3:SA knew that nude figures shouldn't have been in an M rated game in the first place. Even if just for fun, someone really f*cked up big time here by being lazy and forgetting to cut it out.

    11. Re:nice publicity by defile · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What would the reason be to put it in there then? Perhaps the publicity that they are getting now?

      The game is rated "mature". If you can develop a relationship with a girlfriend, and you can also pick up scantily clad hookers and screw them so well that they squeal with delight, and you can also indiscriminately kill a row of people from afar, and also kill someone in vivid close up detail, work out at the gym and watch your muscles grow, or watch your character get fat at a burger joint to impress a girlfriend, why would having sex with girlfriend be such a departure from the rest of the theme of the game?

      The development team was probably entrusted with total creative freedom. As it neared release and was shown to people in the company who understand the American political landscape, they probably told them to nix some features, including the graphic sex with girlfriend one ("but leave in the prostitutes, that never gets old").

      I don't understand why the "mature" rating still doesn't apply.

    12. Re:nice publicity by alphaseven · · Score: 1
      As a game developer, sometimes you write something and the suits say you can't put it in, so you just comment out the call to activate it. It's a lot easier than pulling all the source and assets out of the game.

      Yeah lots of games have stuff left in them in them that you can't get to without messing with the code. Knights of the Old Republic 2 had text from a different ending left in (which resulted in criticism the game was rushed), Goldeneye had some incomplete levels you would need a gameshark to get to. So I guess it's plausible Rockstar left this in unintentionally.

    13. Re:nice publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) It's GTA:SA, not GTA3:SA. If there was a version number in the title, it'd be 5.

      2) The nude skins were textures added with the mod to enable the hidden scenes. If you only use the mod to unlock the minigame, everyone's fully clothed.

      3) The minigame was only fun for about a minute. All this shit over something that made me laugh a bit and then disable it. Jesus, people. Get a fuckin' grip.

    14. Re:nice publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Yep, an 8 y/o that watches the news"

      So the fuck what? So do most kids. Never heard of News Round? Here in the UK we have a news bulletin programme especially for children in that age group.

    15. Re:nice publicity by Yakko · · Score: 1

      I highly doubt the developers give two shits about the game's rating, and frankly hope it stays that way. Quality Assurance, on the other hand. . . that's where these issues should be raised.

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    16. Re:nice publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point, but there's a good chance the coders of GTA3:SA knew that nude figures shouldn't have been in an M rated game in the first place.

      Yeah, they should realise that shooting people's heads off, beating grannies up and then stomping on their corpses, and repeatedly running people over with motor vehicles is MATURE whereas naked people are offensive.

    17. Re:nice publicity by JahToasted · · Score: 1

      Remember your kid would have been completely oblivious to the sex scene (and unable to access it) if Hillary Rodham Clinton wasn't blabbing about it all over the news. So who is more responsible here, Rockstar, or a politician making a big deal over nothing to score political points? The politicians even said the name of the mod for easy googling, very nice of them, eh?

    18. Re:nice publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While you're right that there is no "3" in the title, if there were a number in there, it would be 3. It's common knowledge that 3, VC and SA are considered a trilogy and that the next title will be GTA4

    19. Re:nice publicity by Allison+Geode · · Score: 1

      i've been waiting for the price of the PC version to drop before buying it. i already have the ps2 version, which is why i can wait: hi-res graphics and mouselook aren't that tempting to pay full price for.. however, the fact that it may soon be unavailable *is*. i'm tempted to go out and get it tonight... unless, of course, i find a copy of something else i really want at the gamestore.

    20. Re:nice publicity by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      My 8 y/o son would not have known about GTA except that it has been in the news lately. (Yep, an 8 y/o that watches the news)

      Don't be so surprised when good parenting fosters an interest in the world outside of the consumer bubble advertisers would have us all live in.

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    21. Re:nice publicity by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      Well, I was once paid $20,000 to comment out one line. It did take a long time to figure that out, but still.

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    22. Re:nice publicity by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 1

      thirty-second fix impresses the higher-ups

      Yeah, I'm sure the higher-ups at Rockstar are really impressed with this one.

      As a developer, the code is your responsibility. You speak of time constraints, but yet how do you have time to write stuff that isn't supposed to be in there in the first place.

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    23. Re:nice publicity by jazzs3quence · · Score: 1

      yeah, um...why is it there if it was never intended to be made accessible? oops, i forgot to take out the porn before release?

    24. Re:nice publicity by mark-t · · Score: 1
      Commenting it out is fine, because when you recompile, the object code doesn't contain the material in question. The problem was they didn't actually comment it out and recompile... they simply disabled code that was ultimately still left in, but supposedly never intended to ever be run (giving the creators of GTA the benefit of the doubt here).

      So ultimately, the responsibility in my opinion falls onto the developer to ensure that if they have content in their game that would cause it to receive an unacceptable rating then the content must not simply be disabled, but completely absent from the retail version of the product, so that _IF_ objectionable content is to be discovered in the game, it is only as a result of the addition of such content by a third party and not the game developers (and hey, they could always release ad-on packages with "Adult-Only" ratings, if they so desired, leaving the game itself with an unmodified rating).

    25. Re:nice publicity by galfridus73 · · Score: 1
      Well, it's not uncommon to leave completed, but unused, code in a game. There's multiplayer code in both GTA III and Vice City, that was also found and used by a third party mod (Multi Theft Auto). There's code left in all of the time in various games because the publisher wants to get it out to the store.

      They didn't leave it in for publicity. They left it in because part of that code is probably tied to something else, and they decided to take the easy way out and not bother with it.

    26. Re:nice publicity by nobodyman · · Score: 1

      Good point, but consider the fact that the PC and Xbox versions lagged behind the PS2 for several months. Seeing as how you have to go resample the textures, audio and swap out higher polycount models, I think you'd probably have to revisit the hot coffee content anyway. Why not also take out hot-coffee?

      In fact, this could be the smoking gun in "publicity stunt" test: Did Rockstar remaster the hot-coffee content with higher-quality graphics for xbox and PC? If so, then it was *more* work to keep it in, not a last-second omission hamstrung by time constraints.

      Even though I think the furor is rediculous the ESRB did the right thing. Rockstar has exploited the "games==evil" climate just as much as Hilary Clinton has, and the industry and community are taking the hits.

      Has anyone checked this out? Obviously the CJ model will be improved, but if any of the hot-coffee-specific assets were upgraded then it clinches it, imho.

    27. Re:nice publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      well how about this, you make a game and it has to be out by christmas 2006.

      that gives you little over a year to make a fully working, bugless game.

      you work and work and work on it and manage to make it just in time for testing, so testers test it and they find the bugs they get fixed and the game is sent off for Rating.

      it comes back with an M rating for something, you only have a week left before this game has to be to the printer for production if it's ment to meet the christmas deadline, only problem is the higher ups want this to be a T rated game and want it out on christmas no matter what.

      Will you lose your job over telling them that there ins't enough time to remove the M rated content and they just higher someone else who can do a quick fix? or do you simply write a quick fix to disable it so it meets the deadline?

    28. Re:nice publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if they did their jobs this wouldn't be news.

      So I am guessing we are going to start seeing more "Well I didn't know what the AO rating ment! even though it was printed right on the box and all over the store for me to see. I'm just lazy and want to get some free money!"

    29. Re:nice publicity by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1
      Note that he said commenting out the call to the relevant section, rather than commenting out all the functions. Does this actually cause the scene not to be included?

      In addition, the scene and so on were probably included as a data file or files, and would probably not require much activation.

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    30. Re:nice publicity by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1

      I'd love to know how flipping a few bits in a savegame reverses a commented-out chunk of code. As a programmer myself, I can see only two reasonable ways this could happen. Either those savegame bits were a flag in the game script that activated the code, in which case they intentionally made the content still accessible, and figured no one would ever find it; or, chunks of the game script are embedded in the savegame, which is a remarkably unsafe way to program a game app, and basically opened them up for liability when they left that game content in there.

      Either way they are not off the hook. The other possibility, less likely, is that the code is so fucking bad that anything's possible. I've never worked on code that was so bad that literally anything could happen.

    31. Re:nice publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, commenting them out of the code means that those lines are never actually compiled and placed in any of the executing sections. It would require access to the source code and an edit and a recompile to reinstate commented out code... Therefore, in this case the code was built into the game; however, the scripted paths were designed such that this 'mini-game' was never encountered through any of the paths allowed normally by the game (ie. allowed sans patch)

      Guk.

    32. Re:nice publicity by sowth · · Score: 1

      Nude figures shouldn't be in a M rated game? Isn't that and violence the reason M rating was created in the first place?

      Is this a joke or troll? Mods: Please go +1 Funny either way.

    33. Re:nice publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      May I give you a third option for how this could be a programming accident.

      This is my guess as to what may have happened. The mini game was planed to be kept in the game from initial design. The programmers and artists make the mini game and implement it

      Perhaps in the code whether or not the mini game is triggered when you visit your girlfriends house is stored in a public Boolean variable that is initialized to false. This Boolean variable only gets switched by 1 function that toggles it to true if you have performed a specific task.

      Now further down the road the produces or QA looks over the game for ESRB related content. When they are doing this they discover under their own sweep that there is just too much adult related content in the game to get that game out rated M and since they want Wal-Mart to sell their game decide to make a few cuts to lower the ESRB (because as far as I know Wal-Mart will not carry AO games). So to get rid of the game they comment out the function that will turn on the mini game (flip the Boolean variable).

      Now when the test the game after this there is no way for the user to trigger the mini game function. However they forgot about the Boolean variable being public and hence available for editing by other programs and hardware.

      So now the game is released and the game crackers get their hands on it and the switch the public variable in order to find the games cheats and get the codes out to the people who own the gamesharks and other similar game hacking tools.

      They find the public variable and 'tada' the sex mini game is available.

      Now I don't work with rockstar so I don't know if this is exactly what occurred. But being a member of the game industry my self I can easily see this type of thing happening.

    34. Re:nice publicity by Kjella · · Score: 1

      There's lots of ways to comment it out and still have it fall flat on your face. For example, if you comment out something to make it an impossible condition, but the compiler doesn't realize it. For example:

      GF-RATING = x;
      bool ok = finishMinigameX();
      //if ( ok )
      // GF-RATING++;

      if ( GF-RATING > x )
      dirtySexGame();

      The compiler won't know it can't happen. It'll compile in the game even if it can't be run.

      Kjella

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    35. Re:nice publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Blaming rockstar/developers is still a stupid argument.
      Plan and simple: The USERS MODIFIED THE GAME. If there is nudity visible in the console game, its because the USERS PURPOSELY WANTED IT THERE. -and took extra steps to get it there. Rockstar/their developers are not responsible for this. If your argument is that they made it "too easy" to 'make' there be nudity in the game, then you must also cry for MS Paint, Mario Paint, and any other image-editor/drawing application/game to be given the AO rating as well, because its even easier to draw boobs in those programs.

      Oh yes, and you must complain equally about any game based on id's or valves doom/quake engines because those allow you to add mods, skins, ect. which only requires "downloading a patch" any of which could have nudity.

      Its the patches that deserve the higher ESRB ratings. not the origional game/discs. ...rediculas.

    36. Re:nice publicity by Cylix · · Score: 1

      Like the episode of south park that was on a golf game renamed to something.dat.

      It was the jesus vs santa claus episode if I remember correctly.

      That was great, a video game and a free episode of south park (though at the time they gave them away online anyway)

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    37. Re:nice publicity by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      You're not a software developer are you?

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    38. Re:nice publicity by Khyber · · Score: 1

      I've never worked on code that was so bad that literally anything could happen.

      Well, that ruled out my guess of you being a Microsoft programmer. ;)

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    39. Re:nice publicity by nobodyman · · Score: 1
      If there is nudity visible in the console game, its because the USERS PURPOSELY WANTED IT THERE.
      That's true. And so, yeah, it's not like Rockstar is guilty of barging into homes and showing porn to 14-year-olds. At the same time, they did put the content there and made it fairly easy to get at. It's not hacking into the pentagon, all you're doing is changing config settings. Further still, you can distribute this "mod" by just giving someone a savegame file/memory card from your "modded" version. By your argument, would they be free of any responsibility if they restricted hot-coffee by way of a cheat code that they didn't give out? What if they put an option on the main menu that read: "Don't select this option!!". Both situations require the intent of the user to get at the content, Rockstar can still claim they tried to obfuscate access to it.

      you must also cry for MS Paint, Mario Paint, and any other image-editor/drawing application/game to be given the AO rating as well, because its even easier to draw boobs in those programs.

      Nope, here's the difference: Rockstar drew the boobs, not the user. Your argument is that there is no distinction between creating content and unlocking the content.

      But let's step back a bit. It seems people are taking a black or white stand on this. You either have to think that rockstar should get the death penalty or that they are an totally innocent victim caught in a religious witch hunt.

      The truth is somewhere imbetween. No, they haven't committed any crime. Yes, they broke the rules. The fact is, they mislead the ESRB about the content of the game, nothing more and nothing less. That is a violation of the ESRB submission guidelines, and they are subject to the fines and penalties that Rockstar agreed to when it submitted the game for review.

    40. Re:nice publicity by mark-t · · Score: 1
      By commenting it out, I mean commenting out any lines that actually call the function in question, not merely commenting out code so that it's supposedly logically impossible for it to run. In theory, a sophisticated enough compiler might be able to map the output code to the same result, but I wouldn't count on that. Also, not linking in the object file that contains the function in question, or commenting out the entire function with an #if 0 #endif pair.

      So for your example the appropriate place to put the comments wouldn't be on the if(ok) condition, but on the condition that actually tests the rating to call the code.

    41. Re:nice publicity by Mikeydude750 · · Score: 1

      What if their parents actually feel that their kids CAN handle it? What if they want to give their kids a choice in the matter, because they trust them?

      People act too much "in the interest of children" today. Believe me...not caring about the children 24/7/365 is not always the worst thing that can happen. Sometimes, children need to be given a choice, or they will never be ready for the real world. Coddling and babying them won't help them in the end.

    42. Re:nice publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. The start of the path to the content was commented out, not the content itself. The original poster was correct.

    43. Re:nice publicity by ElleyKitten · · Score: 1

      ...nude figures shouldn't have been in an M rated game in the first place.

      Actually, I'm pretty sure there weren't nude people in it, I think that's added by another patch (much like the nude patches for Sims). By default, Hot Coffee just has them having sex in their clothes (much like in Playboy, another M-rated game).

      Wow, I know way to much about video game sex. I need a new hobby.

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    44. Re:nice publicity by dr.badass · · Score: 1

      What would the reason be to put it in there then? Perhaps the publicity that they are getting now?

      Given GTA:SA's record-breaking sales before any of this business made news, I really don't think they needed the publicity. Retailers pulling your product off the shelves, having to stop production, and enduring a scaremongering media shitstorm are not good for business.

      My 8 y/o son would not have known about GTA except that it has been in the news lately. (Yep, an 8 y/o that watches the news)

      What difference does that make? You're the adult. You, presumably, won't buy it for him. He certainly hears about real sex, drugs, alcohol, and violence in the news, and I doubt he's been particularly warped by any of it.

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    45. Re:nice publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Code before they decide to remove it:

      const long flagShowNaughtyStuff = 0x0000100;
      long ActionsCompleted = 0;
      if(SomeCondition == true)
      ActionsCompleted = ActionsCompleted | flagShowNaughtyStuff; //This is the only place we enable NaugtyStuff!
      DoSomeStuff(ActionsCompleted);

      function DoSomeStuff(long flags) {
      player.GoInside(oBuilding*);
      if(flags & flagShowNaughtyStuff != 0)
      ShowNaughtyStuff();
      player.GoOutside(oBuilding*);
      }
      function SaveGame() {
      File.Write(ActionsCompleted);
      }


      They decide to remove the 'Hot Coffee' bit, but can't afford the time it would take to actually figure out which art assets can be removed, remove them, test to make sure it doesn't break anything, so they remove every place that would enable the flag, and it becomes:

      const long flagShowNaughtyStuff = 0x0000100;
      long ActionsCompleted = 0;
      DoSomeStuff(ActionsCompleted);

      function DoSomeStuff(long flags) {
      player.GoInside(oBuilding*);
      if(flags & flagShowNaughtyStuff != 0) // you cannot enter this if statement because we never enabled NaughtyStuff
      ShowNaughtyStuff(); // you cannot get here!
      player.GoOutside(oBuilding*);
      }

      function SaveGame() {
      File.Write(ActionsCompleted);
      }


      Some idiot with a save-game and a hex-editor comes along, and they change the value of ActionsCompleted to include the ShowNaughtyStuff flag. The code hasn't changed, but they've enabled content which was not meant to be enabled. What's more, the patch actually replaces some little used (or unused) textures with 'naked skin' and now the scene plays out as the designers *NEVER* intended.

      Developing software (especially games) is long and complex. If you have to make a change late in development you do so in a way that impacts as little as possible. Doing otherwise would be like shooting a movie, deciding during post production that you don't like the leading lady's eye-color, and deciding to reshoot the whole movie with a different actress rather than just having your post production people change her eye color.

      If you've never had to deal with removing functionality under *EXTREME* time pressure, then I envy you. It happens to those of us in the real world all the time.

    46. Re:nice publicity by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1
      //if(flags & flagShowNaughtyStuff != 0)
      // ShowNaughtyStuff();

      Problem SOLVED, in less steps, and not susceptible to a savegame hack. That took all of 3 seconds to see. Honestly, if that's how they programmed it, they left it in to show their friends at parties.

      See, what they did here is called "trusting the client" (in this case, trusting the savegame wasn't tampered with), and if it was an accident, is grade A bad programming. I can buy it was a mistake, but even under duress, only if they were a bad fucking programmer.

      If you've never had to deal with removing functionality under *EXTREME* time pressure, then I envy you. It happens to those of us in the real world all the time.

      I work in the presumably "less-real" world of non game-related programming, where a screwup like this could expose thousands of credit cards. It means I have to be good enough to not make this class of mistake, even under duress.

    47. Re:nice publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact is, they mislead the ESRB about the content of the game

      No, they did not.
      That content is in no way 'part of the game'. It is random bits (1s and 0s) in an unused portion of the disc. The only way those 1s and 0s can be transforemed into explicit content on a television is after users have placed "created" code/extra content into the game. (without aproval from the author)
      -I bet I could take a magic marker and black out random letters in the bible until its pure smut. -the content was in the book, I just "unlocked" it, with my Sharpie brand 'patch'

  10. Hmm.. by trmj · · Score: 4, Informative

    I believe that Penny Arcade's news and comic today sum up this whole situation best.

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    1. Re:Hmm.. by crotherm · · Score: 1

      I agree this this point of view. It is not the sex scene that is bad, (cause it's not), it is the cover up and dishonesty. This is a lesson, it seems, that our politicians have yet to learn as well.

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    2. Re:Hmm.. by Caiwyn · · Score: 1

      Well said. My sentiments exactly.

    3. Re:Hmm.. by Jarlsberg · · Score: 1
      I believe that Penny Arcade's news and comic today sum up this whole situation best.

      "Lost connection to MySQL server during query"

      Must be symbolic then... :)

    4. Re:Hmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do believe we've Slashdoted PA. Bum.

  11. The Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    GTA San Andreas "Hot Coffee"

    Coral Cache of some of the content in question:

    http://files.gtanet.com.nyud.net:8090/gtasa/videos /hotcoffee.wmv

    Get it while it's hot?

    1. Re:The Video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not what's in the game. The girls wear panties and 90% of their boobies are covered up. It's basically dry humping.

  12. Is "The Sims" also rated AO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    because of the "nude Sims" patch floating around?

    1. Re:Is "The Sims" also rated AO? by m50d · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I know people don't RTFA, but is it too much to ask to RTFSummary? "After a thorough investigation, we have concluded that sexually explicit material exists in a fully rendered, unmodified form on the final discs". That's the difference.

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    2. Re:Is "The Sims" also rated AO? by ad0gg · · Score: 1

      The only way to get to the content is modifing the game, same goes for nude sims. Only way to get nude sims is to modify the game.

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    3. Re:Is "The Sims" also rated AO? by Nf1nk · · Score: 4, Informative

      on the sims2 there is a simple one word cheat you can type and eliminate the blurring, giving you access to far more nudity and sex than the hot coffie hack, to be fair the hot coffie section is more graphic. but the sims 2 is still rated T

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    4. Re:Is "The Sims" also rated AO? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Uh, I don't suppose you could tell us all what exactly that simple, one word cheat is, could you? Inquiring minds want to know!

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    5. Re:Is "The Sims" also rated AO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AFAIK it is a three word cheat: "intprop censorgridsize 0" (without the quotes).

      Call the cheat with 8 instead of 0 to put it back to normal.

    6. Re:Is "The Sims" also rated AO? by Warlokk · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ctrl-Shift C for the console, then "intprop censorgridsize 0"... it's a built-in command in the game, no external software/hack required. They found this about a day after the game came out.

    7. Re:Is "The Sims" also rated AO? by interiot · · Score: 1
      The final game CD does contain textures of nudity, yes. Those nudity textures can't normally be accessed by gamers without using a third party tool that goes in and physically changes a few bytes in files in the game.

      So, what does this mean for ESRB games in the future? That no graphics of nudity can exist in the game, no matter how obscured/hidden/encrypted they are? Does ESRB have to scour all binaries now, looking for graphics in every conceivable format?

      Furthermore, it wasn't just textures... there were 3D animations included. Take out the textures, and you still a plethora of white shadows humping, possibly with dangly or jiggly bits in the right places. Would Rockstar have gotten in trouble for explicit white shadows, and had to have made sure all traces of these were removed too?

      I mean, this is rediculous. The mini-games were solidly hidden, and people who want to unlock it have to download a tool that was specifically crafted for this game by someone else. There's no other way to unlock it. If there's a nipple hidden deep inside a binary, let it be.

      It's pretty easy for women to take their shirts off too, you know. That functionality should be a federal offense too.

    8. Re:Is "The Sims" also rated AO? by Yakko · · Score: 1

      This isn't entirely true. One can call up the cheat console and type a few things at it to get Barbie-doll "nude" Sims without modifying anything. The censor grid can also be turned off.

      Making "real" nude Sims requires new skins, so that counts as a modification of sorts.

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    9. Re:Is "The Sims" also rated AO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yes, Sims 2 should be AO for not wearing clothes. Also, kids should be fined for taking the clothes off and exposing their dolls. All cartoon characters without pants are now regulated to wear something covering their empty naughty areas. All naughty areas are now forbidden under penalty of having your eyes gouged out.



      THIS JUST IN.... All parents are now rated AO and forbidden from interacting with any children due to their proven history in sexual behavior.

    10. Re:Is "The Sims" also rated AO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All parents are now rated AO and forbidden from interacting with any children due to their proven history in sexual behavior.

      I'm a virgin and my children are adopted you insensitive clod!

    11. Re:Is "The Sims" also rated AO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the type of overly sensitive crap that is breaking down society. Why must everyone think it's always about them...

    12. Re:Is "The Sims" also rated AO? by PocketPick · · Score: 1

      It comes down to intent, not simply appearance. The sex scenes of GTA were crafted by the developers with a crude purpose (which I think few will dispute). In the SIMs case however, the nature of the nudity is a product of the crudeness of the modder. There is a difference.

    13. Re:Is "The Sims" also rated AO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "we have concluded that sexually explicit material exists in a fully rendered, unmodified form on the final discs"

      However there is no nudity, you see people humping in their cloths, but this is still considered "sexually explicit" material. ie: various sex positions including oral sex.

    14. Re:Is "The Sims" also rated AO? by m50d · · Score: 1
      Those nudity textures can't normally be accessed by gamers without using a third party tool that goes in and physically changes a few bytes in files in the game.

      They're stored in the normal fashion, so if anyone creates a level editor (and I can't imagine there won't be one with such a popular game) they'll be accessible with that.

      So, what does this mean for ESRB games in the future? That no graphics of nudity can exist in the game, no matter how obscured/hidden/encrypted they are? Does ESRB have to scour all binaries now, looking for graphics in every conceivable format?

      ESRB never looks at the actual game CDs, they just ask the publisher to send them examples of the most extreme violence and nudity it contains. They will continue to do the same, and the only thing they can do if publishers lie to them is revoke the rating like they did this time. The whole system operates primarily on trust.

      Furthermore, it wasn't just textures... there were 3D animations included. Take out the textures, and you still a plethora of white shadows humping, possibly with dangly or jiggly bits in the right places. Would Rockstar have gotten in trouble for explicit white shadows, and had to have made sure all traces of these were removed too?

      Probably not, but if that was the most extreme sexual content in the game they would have to send it to the ESRB for rating, who would take it into account.

      I mean, this is rediculous. The mini-games were solidly hidden, and people who want to unlock it have to download a tool that was specifically crafted for this game by someone else. There's no other way to unlock it. If there's a nipple hidden deep inside a binary, let it be.

      The content was there, it was a part of the game, it only requires a single bit to be changed. It was clearly meant to be discovered.

      It's pretty easy for women to take their shirts off too, you know. That functionality should be a federal offense too.

      No, but if an entertainer is given to taking her shirt off in shows that should be taken into account when deciding if the show is suitable for children.

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    15. Re:Is "The Sims" also rated AO? by m50d · · Score: 1

      Presumably the ESRB's guidelines say it is. Whether or not you agree with their guidelines, they have to follow them for their ratings to mean anything.

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  13. Just slap the new rating on it... by zenslug · · Score: 1

    ...and watch as it sells even better than before. This publicity will only help sales.

    1. Re:Just slap the new rating on it... by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      I think this whole thing was an intentional stunt by Rockstar to boost sales and get free advertising. What marketing plan could possibly be better than this one? Nothing sells like controversy.

  14. Great PR by Renesis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is awesome PR for Rockstar. They're lapping it up!

    There's no such thing as bad publicity. Now it's an 18+ they'll sell twice as many copies!

    1. Re:Great PR by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      Now it's an 18+ they'll sell twice as many copies!

      Maybe, maybe not. The AO sticker means that Wal-Mart will pull it from the shelves, which is definitely going to be a negative as far as sales go. The question is "will sales generated by other retailers make up for losing wal-mart?"

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    2. Re:Great PR by Renesis · · Score: 1

      Ah that's interesting.

      When I worked as a developer on a game for Eidos about 7 years ago we were told in the first meeting that it had to be gory and horific enough to ensure it got an 18+ rating. It would guarantee sales apparently as the kids went out of their way to get hold of it.

      Didn't work though :p

  15. This will probably increase interest in the game by Perekrestok · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The funniest thing is that all these people that raised a stink over the "Hot Coffee" mod are just bringing free publicity to an already very popular game. They're essentially giving Rockstar free advertising.

  16. What a hive of stupidity by Darren+Winsper · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In GTA San Andreas, you can mow down innocent pedestrians one one side of the street whilst smashing up your stolen car. That's fine, that's an M rating for you. What? There's sex too?! Dear God man, pull it from the shelves!

    Society depresses me.

    1. Re:What a hive of stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/society/american &/

    2. Re:What a hive of stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clothed "sex"...

    3. Re:What a hive of stupidity by eqkivaro · · Score: 1

      I agree completely. I can't recall a better example of the implicit endorsement of violence in our society, and the explicit condemnation of sex. I'm almost too upset to type right now ...

    4. Re:What a hive of stupidity by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      In GTA San Andreas, you can mow down innocent pedestrians one one side of the street whilst smashing up your stolen car. That's fine, that's an M rating for you. What? There's sex too?! Dear God man, pull it from the shelves!
      (sigh) The same simple minded comment gets moderated Insightful - thus proving neither the poster nor the moderator have any insight.

      The game is not being pulled because it has sex in it. It's being pulled because the label says it has no sex in it - when it fact it does. It's mislabled. The developers of the game lied.

    5. Re:What a hive of stupidity by Darren+Winsper · · Score: 1

      God of War had sex in it, yet it got an M rating. GTA: SA requires external modification to enable the sex code, whereas God of War did not. What do you say to that?

  17. What if... by Psionicist · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is rediciulous. What if I release a patch that will just replace the textures of any game (say Windows Solitair, or some Harry Potter game) with hardcore porn? Assume the patch becomes widespread after the game has been released.

    Will this... organization... advise stores to stop sell this game too?

    1. Re:What if... by Shky · · Score: 1

      The difference is that the GTA developers put the content in there, and that the patch just unlocks it. As far as I know, the same isn't true with Solitare.

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    2. Re:What if... by sp0rk173 · · Score: 1

      I'de like to buy this patch you speak of. When will you make it available?

    3. Re:What if... by yui_unifex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This makes absolutely no difference because the content is just as inaccessible to the player.

    4. Re:What if... by m50d · · Score: 3, Informative

      "After a thorough investigation, we have concluded that sexually explicit material exists in a fully rendered, unmodified form on the final discs". That's why they're changing the rating. Of course they don't rule on completely player-created content.

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    5. Re:What if... by OppressiveGiant · · Score: 1

      Either way you still have to actually change the game to see it.

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    6. Re:What if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So.... when will that patch be ready for beta testing?

    7. Re:What if... by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I think the difference being that the included game has all those bits already, just not enabled. If a mod needed to add textures to modify object geometry and physics, then it would probably be a different story.

      However, I do think that this is a CYA move by the ESRB, though none of this is their fault.

    8. Re:What if... by harryk · · Score: 1

      you're not paying attention to what is going on. The ESRB is stating that since the content was on the media, however unaccessible, from the content creator, that it is therefor part of the game, and therefor the need to re-classify it.

      In your example, you have created entirely new content, from scratch, and distributed, ala PC game mod. There is a huge difference.

      Personally, I don't see any significance between an M rating and an AO rating, rather silly and overly political if you ask me.

      Oh well, back to my bomb making books, which my little brother just brought home from the local library...

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    9. Re:What if... by jjhlk · · Score: 1

      I imagine they don't really mean "fully rendered", because I doubt that's actually the case. The sex game is probably only some scripts (including the naughty animation scripts). Fully compiled maybe? Fully potentially interpreted..?

    10. Re:What if... by jjhlk · · Score: 1

      Well, it was missing the configuration of bits required to use those bits...

      It seems to me like they're saying, "we classify your game based on its content for parents," but without defining much more. So is locked down content to be considered? The original statement doesn't say. So they need to re-examine why they exist. Think of it pragmatically.

      If my kid wants to buy a game, and I want to know the types of content, does a rating that considers locked content help me? If one has to access the content with third party tools, I'd initially say no. But with the prevalence of internet, and the triviality of the hack, I'd think again. However, what if a game exists where an easy to acquire hack adds sexually explicit content? It seems arbitrary to consider that some content exists already on the disc, when it still needs third party tools to unlock.

      So, I think I've concluded that this whole thing is dumb. But fuck it; I'm 21. (well, not really, but it rhymes...)

    11. Re:What if... by Vulture101 · · Score: 1

      I have a better idea:

      Why dont you make a patch to put hard porn in the M$ Windows boot screen?

      mankind would be appreciated...

    12. Re:What if... by cliffski · · Score: 1

      thats different. the key feature here is that this is official content. This is something that rockstar coded and distributed. its not some twisted fuck trying to vlemish an otherwise ok product, its an integral part of the product itself. That makes a big difference because this way its rockstars fault, and they are the ones who applied for and got the rating.
      I work for a triple A developer who RIGHT NOW is having trouble getting the suits to agree to allowing modded content in games purely because of this GTA stunt. There is a danger of rockstars immature actions wrecking the whole concept of modding for PC gaming. I hope walmart kicks em in the nuts.

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    13. Re:What if... by jjhlk · · Score: 1

      Now that I think of it, maybe the ESRB should consider how easy it is for kids to change/add the content of the game, as a warning to parents. By that I mean they should consider the existance of third party hacks on the internet. But obviously knowing all of the third party hacks which exist on the internet would be difficult, so the time-cheap way to do it is just consider "locked" content on the disc. Since Rockstar included the content, the likelihood of a hack existing that could change the rating of the game is much greater, so it should be mentioned, once again, to help parents. But the fact that they use a blanked rating is a bit lousy. The current rating system doesn't seem to adequately consider locked content.

    14. Re:What if... by interiot · · Score: 1
      What's the difference from the standpoint of the user? Either way, the only way to access the naughty bits is to download an external tool, point it at your game directory, and run it. They're the EXACT SAME scenario from the user standpoint. It doesn't matter how "fully rended, unmodified form" the nudity is, because the end-user simply can't access it without running an outside tool.

      As others have said, if you're 16 years old and want to see nudity, it's far easier to just google for porn, or talk a real live person who has the jiggly bits that interest you.

      The only real difference I can see is that of intent... at one time in the past, somebody who works at Rockstar Games thought about including this content. That's it, that's the biggest problem I can see.

    15. Re:What if... by interiot · · Score: 1

      Why does it matter that it's official content, as long as you can't access it? There could be nipples hiding in many other games, encrypted with 1024 RSA encryption, and it would take a hacker thousands of years to write a patch that would allow you to see that nipple, but the publishers are still to be condemned? That's stupid. It was clearly and effectively locked up, and users have to go to some trouble to unlock it.

    16. Re:What if... by cliffski · · Score: 1

      why not remove it? last i heard it was possible to remove art assets from a build. Rockstar wanted this crap to leak out, so they could bypass the ESRB. For that alone, they need a good kicking, or they drag the reputation of the whole industry down.

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    17. Re:What if... by theAedileDecimus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Two questions:

      First, that's the difference between unlocking "fully rendered, unmodified" content that was never meant to be accessible to the user in the shipped product and a third party just adding in that content themselves?

      Second, what's the difference between having content that was never meant to be accessible to the user in the shipped product and that content not existing at all?

    18. Re:What if... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      There were almost no 'assets' associated with this. The characters are just the polygon characters they are everywhere, and I think you've gone to that house before, so the background exists.

      However, in a sense, there were assets removed. Because having a sex game where people are fully clothed is idiotic. There obviously were supposed to be nude textures.

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    19. Re:What if... by m50d · · Score: 1

      It may be pre-rendered like cut scenes, that might be easier than adding appropriate bits to the character models and getting the physics engine to have them move appropriately. Not ever owning the game I don't know.

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    20. Re:What if... by m50d · · Score: 1
      First, that's the difference between unlocking "fully rendered, unmodified" content that was never meant to be accessible to the user in the shipped product and a third party just adding in that content themselves?

      I don't think it was never meant to be accessible. People find 10-button cheat codes, they'd be able to find an extra level that was never accessed and Rockstar knew it.

      Second, what's the difference between having content that was never meant to be accessible to the user in the shipped product and that content not existing at all?

      The difference is between the content being there and the content not being there. I can't see how you can say they are the same thing

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  18. America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As a British person (of 15 years of age), I pity you Americans. What the fuck is your problem with the human body? Why an 18+ when the 17+ was appropriate for the game, even with the minigame?

    1. Re:America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're absolutely right. I, for one, would love to see more naked people. Buncha prudes 'round here.

    2. Re:America by richdun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I, as an American, wonder too what sudden discovery we think happens during that year betwen turning 17 years old and turning 18 years old. It's almost as archaic as the drinking age - at 18, I can help pick the "leader of the free world" (yes, through some long arduous and equally archaic process, but still) yet I cannot consume an alcoholic beverage (legally).

      The bottom line to me though is still that ratings and such just point out our own moral stupidity - I know of very few under the age of 17 who make enough money to buy all these video games, yet when such a game is available to purchase to these youngsters, we scream and rant at the industry to prevent this by placing some stupid rating on the game so the dude at Wal-Mart has to press an extra "enter" to verify the age of the purchaser. Anyone ever think about just not giving their kids the money to buy the game?

      Or better yet, why not trying paying attention to what you kids do/say/watch/play once in a while? I know, I know, I'm asking too much. After all, parents are people too - why should they have to take responsibility for the lives they bring into the world when they can just press the "easy" button all the time and place restrictions on all of society.

    3. Re:America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      O god, don't say fuck and human body in the same sentence!

    4. Re:America by GigsVT · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hello!

      We left Britian because it wasn't puritanical enough for us!

      What did you expect!

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    5. Re:America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      I, as an American, wonder too what sudden discovery we think happens during that year betwen turning 17 years old and turning 18 years old. It's almost as archaic as the drinking age - at 18, I can help pick the "leader of the free world" (yes, through some long arduous and equally archaic process, but still) yet I cannot consume an alcoholic beverage (legally).

      Yes, and look at who you picked. That's the painful irony.

    6. Re:America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (I am the grandparent post, who submitted somewhat hastily to get the point across before the moderators came.)

      Added to that, I don't know about America, but here in Great Britain, any male kid with the Internet has seen pornography by the age of 13.

      I am totally sick of parents not taking the responsibility for their kids, and delegating that responsibility to government or bodies of authority. Parents should just look out for what their kids are playing if they feel so bothered that their kids could be playing games like San Andreas.

      I saw on eBaumsWorld a video of the worst things on American TV and I was shocked, to say the least, by the violence. And then you all moan when you see Janet Jackson's breast? Sorry but, what a fucked up country.

    7. Re:America by richdun · · Score: 1

      Look at who our electors picked. We didn't actually pick anyone.

      See, it's America. It's not my fault, it's the other guy/gal's fault. They should have been a rating system in place for the candidates, with little letters next to their names on the ballot to tell me which I should vote for. ;)

    8. Re:America by PlacidPundit · · Score: 2, Informative

      The thoughts and beliefs of a group of people is not in lock-step with the 300,000,000 other people in the surrounding 3,537,438.44 square mile radius. Things always look monolithic at a distance. They never actually are.

      Additionally, even among those who believe in morality and standards, there is a great deal of disagreement on what those standards are, their origins, and their purpose.

    9. Re:America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen!

    10. Re:America by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

      It's really a very simple concept. At 18, a mostly arbitrary, age you are "of age". Before that you are not. There are a list of mostly arbitrary things you can see, buy, and do before you are of age and after you are of age. .ukia has the same thing but I think it's 16 for you guys, I could be wrong with the age. Basically there are many things that almost everyone agrees should be controlled by age nobody can agree on what age or exactly what things so over the years a list of arbitrary things/ages has been made in various places.

      So to answer your question it's a arbitrary legal restriction.

      Did I use the word arbitrary enough? I really hope I did.

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    11. Re:America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, us Brits aren't perfect either, you know. It's legal to have sex with somebody at 16, but illegal to see a picture of somebody naked until you are 18.

    12. Re:America by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1, Informative
      And you completely missed the context of when that floppy nipple was shown. If it had been shown on 90% of the other programming hours, you would have heard nary a peep. But there exists a few channels, at certain times of the day, where you do not show skin. Period. This was one of those channels, and one of those times.

      Are you of the opinion that anything goes, anytime of the day or night? Hardcore porn mixed in with kids shows? Full frontal nudity ads during Sesame Street? Sorry..but what a fucked up country.

    13. Re:America by Dirtside · · Score: 1
      in the surrounding 3,537,438.44 square mile radius.
      Square mile... radius? *head explodes*
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    14. Re:America by Edzor · · Score: 1

      the BBFC rated GTA:SA an '18' when it was released. /just sayin

    15. Re:America by Gothic_Walrus · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Simple.

      Our politicians are stupid. You'd really think that they've got better things to worry about (like, say, doing things that will affect more than a few million people with a certain hobby), but that seems to not be the case. Let's just threaten to launch a Senate inquiry instead.

      You guys are still accepting immigrants, right? I think I'd rather be there in the UK than here. :)

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    16. Re:America by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      Pfft, not all of us are insane prudes, it's just that the people who are prudes are also likely to be extremely vocal about forcing their morality on everyone else.

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    17. Re:America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I think the BBFC is American. Everything is 18+ with them. They even put Blackadder 15+. Dipshits.

    18. Re:America by k4_pacific · · Score: 1

      Come on. In England, it is illegal to allow anyone under 10 to see a naked mannequin. So obviously, your country has a similar problem with nakedness, especially fiberglass nakedness.

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    19. Re:America by radish · · Score: 1

      Indeed, because of the violence. I think it SHOULD be rated AO/18/whatever, but the fact that it was OK to be Mature rated until they discovered the sex scenes is the crazy bit. If the game had the sex but not the violence, I'd vote for a 15 rating (in the UK, Teen I guess in the US).

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    20. Re:America by alnjmshntr · · Score: 1

      IMO this has got nothing (much) to do with sex.

      It has everything to do with politicians who want to get noticed, companies who want to stay relevant and software developers who want to sell product.

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    21. Re:America by RexRhino · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Pity yourself. All video games in England need to go through the British Board of Film Censors, and some have already been banned (no video games have been banned in the United States, by the way). GTA:SA is ALREADY rated 18+ in England. British regulation is far more strict than in the United States.

      The difference is that in the U.S. censorship is still controversial, where as in the U.K. is happens without anyone taking a notice.

    22. Re:America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You aren't "of age" in the US until 21 - drinking age. You can't really know someone until you've got drunk with them (short of getting stuck with them in a lift for 3 days), so it follows that until you've gotten properly drunk you don't know yourself, and are not truly an adult.

    23. Re:America by PlacidPundit · · Score: 1
      Yes. Radius is often used to express:
      "A bounded range of effective activity or influence"
      -- American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language.
    24. Re:America by learn+fast · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A further difference is that the British rating is based on violence, and the new American rating is based on the sudden horrific discovery of sex mixed in with the violence.

    25. Re:America by Spad · · Score: 1

      The BBFC (British Board of Film Classification FYI) rates all games, but the vast majority get a PG or U/Uc rating and are available to all.

      Quite a few console games are now getting 12 ratings and some are getting 15s, with a handful of PC and console games being give an 18 rating. Frankly I don't see a problem with this - all the information on how they decide their ratings is listed on their website and it reduces the ability of shitty parents to complain about games their kids played before the killing spree because it's a criminal offence to sell a BBFC rated Game/DVD to someone under that age.

      In all honesty, our film/game censorship is really pretty lax compared to the US, especially with regard to sex - although ironically, when it comes to porn, you still win.

    26. Re:America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember, you kicked out all the religous zealots _and_ criminals. Unfortunately, the U.S. was the only country who got boatloads of both from England.

      Present day Georgia and Massachussets come to mind... lots of evil political fanatics in both those places.

    27. Re:America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as a british person i pity us britons.
      While the liberal establishment in America might take their views on sex to the one extreme, our record with regard to teen pregnancy in this country shows that we are definitely at the other extreme.

      Too bad moderation is collateral damage in the battle between extremists.

    28. Re:America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not "we Americans", those people are a minority. A very LOUD minority, sadly. Just as you wouldn't actually notice most of us when we're in London but the few loud, rude Americans you do notice become your idea of Americans.

      But as long as we're critiquing each others' culture, :) , WTF is up with those god-awful British fish'n'chips ?! I thought they'd be the best but ewwwyugh -- don't pity us, we have great food!

    29. Re:America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because both political parties are now anti-individual and pro-state. When we are naked we are very individual, and that scares the hell out of them. Long live Liberty.

    30. Re:America by Galidron · · Score: 1

      "(no video games have been banned in the United States, by the way)"

      Requiring an AO rating is very nearly the same thing as banning it. There are so few distribution points for such a game it becomes nearly impossible to make back the production cost. This means that a publisher will probably not allow the developers game to be shipped at all since they will not make their money back.

      Just because you don't officially ban something doesn't mean you can't make it economically unviable.

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    31. Re:America by thedustbustr · · Score: 1

      I hope I get to metamod your post... I would love to bitch slap your moderator

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    32. Re:America by Svet-Am · · Score: 1

      my fiancee is studying to be a CPA. Apparently, in the legal jargon, you're not only not "of age" prior to being 18, you're considered an "infant." how's that for an ego boost.

      when i saw that wording in her study materials, i about dropped my coffee.

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    33. Re:America by Baggio · · Score: 1

      Why, because he made a valid point?

      I think that people should be responsible for themselves, without the government telling them what they can and cannot do/see/etc. I do however think that exposing your breast, in a land that positively fears breasts on TV, during the Super Bowl Halftime show is one of the stupidist stunts pulled in recent history. I personally have no problem with boobs being on the boob tube, but that was an inappropriate venue because it was unexpected. Even if a parent is trying to be responsibe and monitor what their children watch and engange in, there would have been no way to know before hand that Miss Jackson would be flashing herself.

      She did accomplish what she wanted to though, she's completely shaken up our culture. How many people can do something and spur on heated debate a year and a half after they do it?

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    34. Re:America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The difference is that in the UK, games with an 18+ rating still sell, stores still stock them, there's no problem. A game company can make an 18+ game, and still make money.

      Censorship exists in the US, just in the guise of something else.

    35. Re:America by Rayonic · · Score: 1
      A further difference is that the British rating is based on violence, and the new American rating is based on the sudden horrific discovery of sex mixed in with the violence.

      To be fair, unwanted teen pregnancy is a much more common occurance than people going on GTA-like killing sprees.

      Not that it justifies blaming the world's ills on a videogame, but reckless sex can certainly cause a lot of trouble. And in a contest between sex and violence, sex is a lot more appealing and feasible (not to mention legal!)
    36. Re:America by Rayonic · · Score: 1
      Requiring an AO rating is very nearly the same thing as banning it. There are so few distribution points for such a game it becomes nearly impossible to make back the production cost.

      The AO game "Singles" seemed to do well enough to justify a sequel.

      Also, no major movie theater chains will show pornographic movies, but I hear those films make money also.
    37. Re:America by Briareos · · Score: 1
      The AO game "Singles" seemed to do well enough to justify a sequel.


      I guess that's because it's a German game that was really selling well in Germany and thus warranted a sequel...
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    38. Re:America by WWWWolf · · Score: 1
      GTA:SA is ALREADY rated 18+ in England.

      And in Finland - through PEGI or, if such rating were missing, rating as given by a distributor.

      But I don't see how it's censorship - stores carry them anyway. I could just walk in a game store and buy it. I'm old enough. I've seen actual pornography "games" on supermarket shelves along with the rest of them, for God's sake.

    39. Re:America by AstrumPreliator · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but it's okay to show extreme violence at those same hours on those same channels, but the human body and the natural process of sexual intercourse, heaven fucking forbid.

      Sorry, but what a fucked up priority.

    40. Re:America by BackInIraq · · Score: 1

      Censorship exists in the US, just in the guise of something else.

      Oh, you mean the FCC? Yes, censorship exists in the US, as censorship.

      But Wal-Mart not stocking AO games is something entirely different.

      Would you still be able to get GTA:SA if it was rated AO? Of course. You may have to resort to going online, but it would still be accessible, especially to those 18 and over.

      Stores like Wal-Mart bowing to public pressure is not an example of censorship, it's an example of a free-market economy at work. People want a place to shop where porn isn't sold, where CD's have the word "fuck" magically removed, and Wal-Mart gives it to them. More power to them. It's not censorship, because the government isn't forcing it and there are still alternatives.

      Would Rockstar sell less copies of GTA if it was rated AO? Of course. But that would be the economic price they would (and in my opinion, should) pay for creating a game that treads the line of what is morally acceptable in our society. And I'm not one of the puritans...I love the sex and violence. I just always thought that the GTA series (from 3 on, at least) was just sex and violence for the sake of sex and violence...the games themselves never managed to impress me.

      They banked on males 12-25 (yes, I think they banked on the stupidity of parents allowing their younger kids to have it) wanting it just because it was inappropriate or offensive. Same reason South Park is so popular (except South Park does it well, IMO). And it has paid off for several years. It just bit them on the ass this time.

      Oh well. A billion dollars or so later they can wipe their tears away with portraits of their friend Benjamin.

    41. Re:America by FryingLizard · · Score: 1
      Politicians are anything but stupid... Frequently greedy (a.k.a. 'highly motivated' - subjective), misguided (subjective), misinformed (ditto), and reactionary (actually not ditto, they all are - is implicit) - but rarely actually
      • stupid
      .

      Being a politician (esp in US) is self-evidently;
      1) Very expensive.
      2) Very time consuming.
      3) Somewhat dangerous. (Kennedy, Reagan, Lincoln, etc)
      3) Very popular with the ladies. (Clinton, Kennedy, et al)

      For example; George Dubya is frequently (to my ears) denounced as basically "in it for the money". WRONG! He was already rich as fuck! How much money do you need? Ppl going for the Prez are not, I suspect, particularly money-motivated. You need to be pretty frickin rich to even be a contender (see: many fortunes lost in failed Prez attempts).

      Having said all that, I can't for the life of me figure out why they do it if not for the money. I certainly have a hard time believing they do it for the good of humanity.. ;-)
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    42. Re:America by dago · · Score: 1

      Well, it could be easily argued that unwanted teen pregancy is higher in the US due to this puritan mindset & the accompanying non-sense abstinence propaganda.

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    43. Re:America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Square miles aren't a measurement of range though. They are a measurement of area.

    44. Re:America by Rayonic · · Score: 1

      Is teen pregnancy higher in the U.S. than elsewhere? I can't recall seeing a nation-by-nation comparison.

      Well, whatever. Maybe I'll try looking it up later.

      Have fun on the internet(s)!

    45. Re:America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The other difference in the UK is that BBFC ratings on games and movies are mandatory, and if the BBFC refuses to classify a game or movie, then it can't legally be sold at all. I don't know of any banned games off the top of my head, but at least one masterpiece of 70s cinema was banned by the BBFC for almost a decade. (The banning was somewhat ironic, considering it was filmed in the UK to begin with.)

      In the US, the ESRB/MPAA can make it less likely for stores/threaters to carry a game/movie. They can't, however, legally forbid its sale. So I'd say the UK rating system is far closer to true state-sponsored censorship than the voluntary US systems.

    46. Re:America by dago · · Score: 1

      And not by a thing margin, see those Unicef numbers : 15/1000 as EU average and 4 times more (64/1000) in the US. Almost same numbers in 98, and I would guess still the same now.

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  19. Wasn't the rating supposed to just ADVISE?!??! by OneMemeMofo · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'm mistaken; I have gotten older since this system started with the Congressional worry over Mortal Kombat's finishing moves. But wasn't the rating system devised to just ADVISE parents of the content and not ,as is now common practice, actually restrict access to the game itself? Sigh, once again... It was rated M for Mature... Is putting an 18+ sticker on the box going to suddenly make a parent become a "concerned" parent?!?!?

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    1. Re:Wasn't the rating supposed to just ADVISE?!??! by wombert · · Score: 1

      I think retailers can voluntarily opt not to sell to children based on the game rating, and probably do so to avoid bad PR.

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  20. Why on Xbox/PS2? by bradleycarpenter · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Why revoke the rating on the XBox/PS2. It is impossible to get to that content in these versions. Only way on the PC version is through a software patch. Sure the stuff is in there, but it isn't like Rockstar left this content open for anyone to access. I'm guessing this kind of stuff is more common in computer games than we even know. Just that this is the first one where someone was able to unlock that content.

    1. Re:Why on Xbox/PS2? by Donniedarkness · · Score: 1

      Actually, the content is still accessable... you'd have to upload the game onto your Xbox, though...then install the mod made especially for the Xbox version to unlock this. From the sounds of it, it is a lot of trouble...especially for someone under 18 who can't access porn the regular way.

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    2. Re:Why on Xbox/PS2? by CitizenInsane · · Score: 1

      It is possible to access it on the PS2, however it requires a Action Replay cheating device: http://www.gamespot.com/news/2005/07/15/news_61293 01.html

    3. Re:Why on Xbox/PS2? by art-boy · · Score: 1

      Actually you can get this content on the PS2 version according to this article. It seems likely that it is available on all version, originally Rockstar said that it was just a PC mod, now it appears that it was in the code all along and you just needed to hack the game a bit to get it to show you the "Hot Coffee" scene.

    4. Re:Why on Xbox/PS2? by bradleycarpenter · · Score: 1

      Thanks for correcting me guys. Last I heard it was only on PC. Guess I missed some news the last few days. Nevertheless, it sounds like it is very hard to get to these using the Xbox/PS2. Guess Rockstar has some pretty pathetic programmers on their staff.

    5. Re:Why on Xbox/PS2? by Daoenti · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, it's actually still possible on all of them one way or another:

      http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Grand_Theft_Auto:_San _Andreas/Appendices/Game_Mods

      I will say that it's just plain lunacy to think that with all the violence in the game that a little pixelated sex should have a huge impact on the rating.

    6. Re:Why on Xbox/PS2? by jefferson_uk · · Score: 1
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  21. 17+, 18+, whatever... by ivan256 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Clearly in that critical year you become mature enough to be allowed to consume renderings of fully clothed individuals in sexual positions.

    Seventeen year-olds just aren't ready for that kind of stuff yet. Their exposure to sexual situations should be limited to what they do with their boyfriends/girlfriends in the back seat of their parent's car when they're "at the movies."

    Oh, BTW, to all the parents out there... Your 8 year old probably says 'fuck' all the time when he knows you're not around, so you can get over yourself already.

    1. Re:17+, 18+, whatever... by Dragon218 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, BTW, to all the parents out there... Your 8 year old probably says 'fuck' all the time when he knows you're not around, so you can get over yourself already.

      Bwahahahahaha. This person speaks the truth. When I was 6 I found that magical word, and haven't stopped using it yet.

      Fuck, it feels good to say fuck.

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    2. Re:17+, 18+, whatever... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You argument is ridiculous. So fine, let's set it to 17. Then you will make the same argument that 16 years old is not much different. Fine. Let's set it to 16. Well, I could easily argue that many 15 year olds are more mature then many of the 16 year olds out there. So why not make it 15. The same argument goes for the driving age or the voting age..."But my birthday is tomorrow...surely I won't mature THAT much in one day...can I just get my license today...can't I just vote today". One can always make arguments like these, and if you make them the rule, then the rule is purposeless. Such arguments must be the exception.

      Yes this is a "slippery slope" argument, but the point remains that if we choose to draw a line, we must draw it somewhere.

      Geez.

    3. Re:17+, 18+, whatever... by houghi · · Score: 4, Informative

      And thanks to internet, they can learn how to use it coorectly:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck

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    4. Re:17+, 18+, whatever... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please mod this up . the wikipedia on the word fuck is great, awesomely funny. much like the way Steve Martin used the word fucking in Planes, Train, and Automobiles...

    5. Re:17+, 18+, whatever... by cwmitchell · · Score: 1

      Really? Well let me trundle off and tell my daughter its ok to say it to whomever she feels like whenever she feels like it. I had no idea that was going on behind my back! Seriously - childless geeks offering parents advice on how to raise their kid is like a user telling the sysadmin how to manage the network.

    6. Re:17+, 18+, whatever... by DCstewieG · · Score: 1

      Nah, this is more like a user telling the sysadmin their computer at home runs Windows. The sysadmin might not like it, but that doesn't change anything. He can't control what the user does at home, and you can't control what your daughter says at school.

      So like he said...get over yourself.

    7. Re:17+, 18+, whatever... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      While you're at it you can put some words in my mouth and make assumptions about me and my family.

      Parent however you want. Just don't expect the government and entertainment industries to do it for you. If you want your daughter to stay sweet and innocent for as long as possible, it's your job to make sure that happens in a way that doesn't infinge on my and my family's freedoms. Last I checked being offensive wasn't against the law, and can't be because *everything* will offend somebody.

    8. Re:17+, 18+, whatever... by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Seventeen year-olds just aren't ready for that kind of stuff yet. Their exposure to sexual situations should be limited to what they do with their boyfriends/girlfriends in the back seat of their parent's car when they're "at the movies."

      Have you checked the teenage pregnancy rate lately? They AREN'T ready for that stuff.

      Oh, BTW, to all the parents out there... Your 8 year old probably says 'fuck' all the time when he knows you're not around, so you can get over yourself already.

      When people say things like this, what do they mean? You could use this argument to completely abrogate any parental guidance whatsoever. Should I let my 8-year old say "fuck" whenever they want?

    9. Re:17+, 18+, whatever... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      You argument is ridiculous. So fine, let's set it to 17...

      You think my argument is rediculous because you aren't paying attention.

      The game was rated "M" which means you can only buy it if you're age 17 or over. Changing the rating to "AO" means you can only buy the game if you are 18 or over. What's rediculous is moving the line a tiny bit because because of this. We put the line somewhere. My point is that moving it such a small amount doesn't really make any difference at all. We drew the line, now leave it alone.

    10. Re:17+, 18+, whatever... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Have you checked the teenage pregnancy rate lately? They AREN'T ready for that stuff.

      I'm not saying that they are. I'm saying two things:

      - That changing the age you're allowed to buy this stuff by one year isn't going to make any difference, and that there are much bigger fish to fry (kids having *actual* sex) than kids seeing something that is almost, but not quite, sex in a video game.

      - That parents should wake up if they think their kids aren't exposed to sex anyway.

      When people say things like this, what do they mean? You could use this argument to completely abrogate any parental guidance whatsoever. Should I let my 8-year old say "fuck" whenever they want?

      When I say this, whay I mean is that parents should unpucker their assholes when they think that their kid might do something "unwholesome." Being realistic will give you a better chance to be more in touch with the day to day life of your child. Instead of being worried all the time that your kid might swear, or drink, or do drugs, or have sex, you should come to terms with the possiblity that it might be happening so that you can deal with it properly. The parents who are uppity about what their kids might do or be exposed to are invariably the ones that are too busy worring to notice it's actually happening. I certainly don't mean that parents should let their kids do things because they're going to do it anyway. I mean that parents need to realize that they can't influence their kids behavior by hiding things they disapprove of. Kids are going to be exposed to stuff their parents consider bad whether their parents like it or not, and the kid is more likely to react to that exposure in a way that the parent approves of if the parent has taught the kid how to deal with it instead of pretending it didn't exist.

      If you ask me (and I should know since I went through it) this is the biggest reason why all the things you hear about, for example, catholic school girls are true. Their parents are too busy trying to create an environment where their precious daughter will be protected from sex that they fail to notice that she's screwing around left and right.

    11. Re:17+, 18+, whatever... by Humorously_Inept · · Score: 1

      The question is not one of ready or not, but of the arbitrary, blind assumption that readiness can be quantified in years and that a single year actually makes a difference.

      Needless to say, nobody is ever naked in the game and there is arguably nothing pornographic about it. In fact, I seem to recall that early in the game when you go to some drug dealer's house to beat him and his cronies to death, a woman is giving head to a guy in one of the other rooms. It's plainly visible, but again nobody is undressed. This didn't spark a controversy, and yet the "Hot Coffee" content is barely any more explicit.

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    12. Re:17+, 18+, whatever... by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1
      The question is not one of ready or not, but of the arbitrary, blind assumption that readiness can be quantified in years and that a single year actually makes a difference.

      It sucks, but it's the basis of our legal adulthood system. I think you will see the alternative is a much worse system if you consider who would be in charge of deciding if you're an adult?

    13. Re:17+, 18+, whatever... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      I said it better in this thread... You should read my response there.

    14. Re:17+, 18+, whatever... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "our 8 year old probably says ' ' all the time" --> That's rated "insightful"?

      My 10 yo never says , as in "never". In fact she tries to police me from using it every two seconds like I usually do.

      Not all kids out there are feral youth, dressed like chav and waving knifes, Ivan. In fact, the problem today is not the ESRB or GTA, its the parents like you with that 'who gives a attitude', creating a generation of moronic kids running around like little out-of-control monkeys.

      In other news, if another half chav, half human kid went around my own saying " " and acting like em, I would slap him up, something his parents should have done a long time ago.

    15. Re:17+, 18+, whatever... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL cute, Slashdot as a bad language filter. Why don't you all go mad about that too, after all, evil ESRB and Slashdot must be sleeping in the same bed for wanting to 'censor' you.

    16. Re:17+, 18+, whatever... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll get over it once you reach your fourth year of usage.

    17. Re:17+, 18+, whatever... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's like the difference between telling kids to be abstinent, and just giving them condoms.

    18. Re:17+, 18+, whatever... by jjhlk · · Score: 1

      You're possibly looking at it the wrong way.

      The pregnancy rate is higher than we think it should be.

      STOP EXPOSING THEM TO SEX!!!

      Or, people can be less reactionary and ask, "why is the rate so high?" The cause might be something that requires a different solution. Besides, to me, teens becoming pregnant isn't a obvious indicator that sex exposure should be halted, but rather than contraception should be used.

      I don't know about your involvement in this stuff, but I know a lot of people who really are reactionary and try to solve these problems on their ignorant intuition.

      Lastly, to make this complete, as for the swearing, I imagine one should expain why swearing is inappropriate to most people, and that it's reserved for times of duress or hate.

      But I don't follow any of this, so whatever.

    19. Re:17+, 18+, whatever... by stanmann · · Score: 1

      The age restriction is typically set such that an Average(normal) person of that age is mature enough to correctly respond to the material. Are there individuals such that they are able to correctly responde to the material at a younger age? Of course! And are there individuals that are unable to respond appropriately to the material that are of that age or older? Of Course! But on Average a 17/18 year old can appropriately and maturely view an R rated movie or M+ rated video game without parental involvement.

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    20. Re:17+, 18+, whatever... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Yup. Exactly right...

      Which is why it makes no sense that the age requirments for 'M' and 'AO' are only 1 year apart (17 and 18 respectively). On average, you can't tell the difference between a 17 and an 18 year old.

  22. TTWO is off $1.50 in afterhours trading by ostiguy · · Score: 1

    closes at 27.07, now at 25.50

    ostiguy

  23. Time for an updated patch! by MobyDisk · · Score: 1
    or exchanging it for a new version with the controversial content removed.
    Shoot, I'll have to wait for the updated patch, that includes the graphics. :-) So what will they do then?
    1. Re:Time for an updated patch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the patch includes the graphics, then R* can prosecute the websites hosting the patch for copyright infringement.

  24. Crazy by warpwhistle · · Score: 1

    I Can't believe Take-Two's reaction is to recall the game and start over. Wouldn't it make much more sense to just bump up the age rating by one year?

    1. Re:Crazy by Sorce · · Score: 1

      Problem is a lot of stores have a policy not to sell adult rated games.

    2. Re:Crazy by warpwhistle · · Score: 1

      Yes well I mean Take-Two has the option to put stickers on these adult version and creat a new version as well. They don't have to just pull it off the shelves asap

    3. Re:Crazy by tepples · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it make much more sense to just bump up the age rating by one year?

      The difference between ESRB::M (17+) and ESRB::AO (18+) is enough to have a title pulled from Wal-Mart and several other major retailers in the United States.

    4. Re:Crazy by the+real+darkskye · · Score: 1

      If i was a marketing type for Rockstar/Take-Two I'd do both.

      In fact, I'd probably re-release a 'M' rated version that doesn't need the mod to get some coffee and sell it as GTA:SA:SE or something.

      That way they still get their Wall-Mart sales and everyone who shops online or elsewhere gets some coffee.

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  25. Take Two article by mentalflossboy · · Score: 1

    More news can be found on Take Two's Investor Relations page.

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  26. Three, Two, One... by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

    and cue the court cases against Rockster.

  27. Next: FCC Action by sehlat · · Score: 2, Funny

    The FCC will be investigating the "pixel malfunction" in GTASA, obviously.

  28. retarded... by utnow · · Score: 0

    So a bunch of people who are seeking it out figure out a way to (painfully) unlock some digital sex scenes... So lets uproot the world and make a big deal out of it to make sure that everyone sees it. sad...

  29. What's REALLY sad.... by Donniedarkness · · Score: 2, Interesting
    My grandfather was at my house yesterday...blaming my 14-year-old cousin having sex with his girlfriend on GTA: SA, which he purchased a few weeks ago.

    All this time, I thought that 14-year-olds had sex because of hormones (or, in some rare cases, having actual feelings for another).

    I just had to share that with you guys.

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    1. Re:What's REALLY sad.... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe your grandfather's girlfriend shouldn't have been such whore to have had sex with your cousin.

    2. Re:What's REALLY sad.... by aslate · · Score: 1

      blaming my 14-year-old cousin having sex with his girlfriend on GTA: SA, which he purchased a few weeks ago.

      If it actually did that then i'm sure this game would fly off the shelves!

    3. Re:What's REALLY sad.... by crymeph0 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I've had something like that happen. A friend of mine committed suicide 6 years ago, and my dad blamed Marilyn Manson for it. It was a needed laugh, because my friend didn't even like Marilyn Manson.

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  30. Increasing sales by drewzhrodague · · Score: 1

    Totally, I am just worried that I won't be able to find the game anymore, if it goes off the shelves, or the EBay price gets jacked up. Of course, my SO and I have to finish GTA:VC first...

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  31. Ebay here I come! by BaudKarma · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Starting bid of $100 for this banned game.

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  32. Of course by Sanity · · Score: 1, Troll

    Violence is American, sex and nakedness are both rather... um... French.

    1. Re:Of course by shatfield · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      America is violent, barbaric, and 2 minutes out of the stone age.

      It makes me wonder who is more barbaric: Sadam for torturing and killing tens of thousands of Iraqi civilians or Bush for torturing and killing tens of thousands of Iraqi civilians.

      Unfortunately, show me a country that doesn't rely on war to keep the peace and I'll show you a country that is ripe for the taking by one that does.

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    2. Re:Of course by NineNine · · Score: 5, Funny

      If that's true, then I need to look into changing my citizenship status to become French! I'll take sex over violence *any day*.

    3. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can trolls like this take a videogame-related issue and turn it into a Bush-bashing fest I'll never know....

      What exactly does GTA have to do with the Iraq war, may I ask?

    4. Re:Of course by lpp · · Score: 1

      So... where do I migrate to for violent sex? Canada?

    5. Re:Of course by UnixRawks · · Score: 0

      Wow, you liberals or "progressive" types need to get over the fact that you are losing ground in the US. Move to France or the Netherlands where they will welcome you with open arms (naked or otherwise). Its not necessarily the nudity they are complaining about, but the blantant fucking, cock-sucking, etc that takes place.

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    6. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG bush si HITELR LOL!!!1

    7. Re:Of course by houghi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Unfortunately, show me a country that doesn't rely on war to keep the peace and I'll show you a country that is ripe for the taking by one that does.

      Switzerland?

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    8. Re:Of course by donutello · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      It's not Bush who's torturing and killing tens of thousands of Iraqi civilians, it's Al Qaeda and the Baathists - the very people some on the left would like to see us turn the country over to. Unfortunately enough in the American public are gullible enough to accept it as being Bush's fault.

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    9. Re:Of course by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, show me a country that doesn't rely on war to keep the peace and I'll show you a country that is ripe for the taking by one that does.

      Costa Rica abolished its army some time ago, and even though its neighbours are unstable and historically land-hungry, it hasn't had any problems since.

    10. Re:Of course by NotoriousQ · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This nonsense is coming from American morons and Shrubby is their moron king.

      Actually, this specific non-sense is pouring from the liberal side of the US governemnt. Clinton, Lieberman, etc. They have been itching to go after GTA for years, but could not as Americans love the macho gore as part of the entertainment. Thus they waited until they can make that into a "think of the children" deal.

      The funny part is that I have not heard a word from the conservative side, although the religious right I am sure is on the same side. It is currently the moderate republicans and libertarians that have the most sense these days.

      Oh, and do not blame the GTA deal on Prez. Shrub. He is not turning those gears in motion. Blame the nanny-state liberals for this one.

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    11. Re:Of course by Wolfier · · Score: 1
      Al Qaeda and the Baathists - the very people some on the left would like to see us turn the country over to.

      Some on the left, some on the right, too. Your sentence serves no useful purpose.

      By the way, the economic sanctions alone had already indirectly not merely killed "tens of thousands", but likely millions.

    12. Re:Of course by gryphokk · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the invitation. Instead, I think I need to stay here and incourage change from the inside.

      As the wise old philosopher Merle Haggard once said, "If you don't love this country, leave it. And if you do, then you should stay here and fix the sonofabitch."

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    13. Re:Of course by mfago · · Score: 1

      accept it as being Bush's fault

      _Nothing_ is Bush's fault. That's the problem.

    14. Re:Of course by Munra · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well said.

    15. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why, Japan, of course!
      More bondage/s&m clubs per capita then any other country in the world!
      And real-live tentacle monsters if you're into that kind of thing...

    16. Re:Of course by Damvan · · Score: 1

      Drink that Koolaide down!

      "it's Al Qaeda and the Baathists - the very people some on the left would like to see us turn the country over to."

      Don't you realize how stupid you look making a statement like that?

    17. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this some variation on the wife-beater excuse, "She made me hit her"? Or do you really think the torture at the prison was done by those renegade arabs?

    18. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah...yet another mindless drone.

    19. Re:Of course by aaronl · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They maintain their sovereignity through the threat of force and retaliation. They have more active military personnel than any other country. I believe it's every male between 18 and 45 that is armed and trained. You're required to do service as part of your citizenship.

      Also, they have much of the world's money. ;-)

    20. Re:Of course by Dun+Malg · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Unfortunately, show me a country that doesn't rely on war to keep the peace and I'll show you a country that is ripe for the taking by one that does.

      Switzerland?

      I think the more technically correct challenge should have been "show me a country that doesn't rely on it's ability to fight a war to keep the peace". In that case, Switzerland doesn't qualify as practically every dang person in the country has a government-issued assault rifle and attends Schutzenfest regularly, the idea being that the whole country is the army, even the women. This (plus the terrain) is the real reason why the Schweiz have been able to stay "neutral": they're essentially unconquerable.

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    21. Re:Of course by doppe1 · · Score: 1
      It's not Bush who's torturing and killing tens of thousands of Iraqi civilians, it's Al Qaeda and the Baathists - the very people some on the left would like to see us turn the country over to. Unfortunately enough in the American public are gullible enough to accept it as being Bush's fault.

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/4692589.stm
      Nearly 25,000 civilians have died violently in Iraq since the US-led invasion in March 2003, a report says.
      The Dossier on Civilian Casualties in Iraq 2003-2005 says 37% of all non-combatant deaths were caused by the US-led coalition.

      Whether you are for the war or not, you have to admit, that Bush's decision to go to war, has killed tens of thousands people. Innocent civillians are always caught up in war. Bush made the decision, therefore its his fault.

      Unfortunately enough in the American public are gullible enough to accept it as being Bush's fault.
      The problem is that large amount of Americans don't care about the innocent civillians that get killed by all their wars, as long as they are not American.

    22. Re:Of course by shatfield · · Score: 1

      Offtopic or not, here I go! :-)

      The problem is that large amount of Americans don't care about the innocent civillians that get killed by all their wars, as long as they are not American.

      *thwack* Right on the nail's head. Very well said. Send 1700 soldiers back from Iraq in body bags and Americans get all bent out of shape - the government knows this and quietly supressed the display of all of the flag draped coffins from mass media (and they say the media is "free" here... what a crock). But put 25,000 Iraqis in their graves and Americans sit in their lazy boy's and go "*tsk tsk*, what a shame" quickly followed by "What's on TV tonight, honey?"

      What really gets me is that in a few years some other super power (likely China) will nuke the shit out of America and Americans will look all indignant and wonder "why?".

      All they have to do is look at what we're doing right now to know exactly why. But hey, if it's not on American Idiot^H^H^Hol, most Americans don't know that it's even happening... and that's the way the current administration likes it.

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    23. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a better idea: stop generalizing. Generalizing does nothing for the problem. It just inflates the speaker's ego.

      For example, if I said "Republicans and Libertarians are obnoxious", that would be generalizing. But if I said "NotoriousQ is obnoxious", that would be a testable hypothesis.

      Note this is entirely hypothetical.

    24. Re:Of course by terrymr · · Score: 1

      It's true ... they even have a topless woman on the money.

    25. Re:Of course by terrymr · · Score: 1

      Al Qaeda and the Baathists have nothing in common, one is dedicated to establishing an fundamentalist islamic state, the other is opposed to religion being a state matter at all.

    26. Re:Of course by Castar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, and do not blame the GTA deal on Prez. Shrub. He is not turning those gears in motion. Blame the nanny-state liberals for this one.

      You're absolutely right, and I'm glad you put in the "nanny-state" qualifier. However, I'd like to point out that most liberals are socially libertarian. The people who danced around naked in the Summer of Love and the folks who brought us the sexual revolution are about as liberal as you can get.

      This just shows once again that the Democrats are not REAL liberals. I suspect they would have more success if they were. I'm not really sure what to call soccer-mom puritanism - vote-whoring comes closest, I guess.

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    27. Re:Of course by donutello · · Score: 1

      They have made a common cause of defeating the US and the establishment of a democracy in Iraq by killing as many people as they can.

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    28. Re:Of course by anaesthetica · · Score: 1
      Violence is American, sex and nakedness are both rather... um... French.

      I think *you meant* to say "sex and nakedness are both Freedom. Yes, freedom. Just like the fries.

    29. Re:Of course by Nasarius · · Score: 1
      This just shows once again that the Democrats are not REAL liberals. I suspect they would have more success if they were.

      A-fucking-men. Will the Democrats ever learn that inching further and further to the right has done them no good? I hope so.

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    30. Re:Of course by syukton · · Score: 1

      I'll take your offtopic and raise you one more...

      The government knows the people can COUNT and that's why they've prohibited the viewing and photography of flag-draped caskets.

      I've heard a rumor that the figure of 1,700 (or whatever the running total is at) includes only those who are killed in active duty. The figure doesn't include those who die outside of Iraq or on the way out of Iraq (at the war hospitals in Germany for example) as a result of injuries sustained within Iraq itself. See here: http://www.tbrnews.org/Archives/a1622.htm Take it with a grain of salt...but still, it makes you wonder...

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    31. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woah, glad I don't live in the US. Where 'conservatives' are considered progressive and not conservative. And 'liberals' seek to restrict people's freedoms and not, err, be liberal.

      Fuck, that's confusing.

    32. Re:Of course by Just+Another+Poster · · Score: 2, Insightful
      However, I'd like to point out that most liberals are socially libertarian. The people who danced around naked in the Summer of Love and the folks who brought us the sexual revolution

      ...and then "sexual harassment" and "hostile work environment".

    33. Re:Of course by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Rape Camps are an eastern eureopean thing. Just wait for a civil war.

    34. Re:Of course by NotoriousQ · · Score: 1

      But in Europe most Labour parties are screwing labourers.

      Do not know if that is any better...

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    35. Re:Of course by IANAAC · · Score: 1

      Germany.

    36. Re:Of course by patio11 · · Score: 1

      I think it was more the "Cooperate with the Nazis regarding Jewish refugees and seized assets" rather than the "Put fear of God into world's most powerful army with our sidearms" that got them out of the most recent war...

    37. Re:Of course by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      *the universe disappears and is replaced by something even stranger*

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    38. Re:Of course by ilyaaohell · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't think that a Schützenfest is what you think it is. It's a festival, also held in other German-speaking countries, that was originally rooted in archery and shooting competitions, but is now just a big celebration for the whole family. It involves fair-type games, parades, concerts, and other tourist-enticing activities.

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    39. Re:Of course by phoenix.bam! · · Score: 1

      Plus the terrian makes it diffult to invade and conquor in any meaningful way.

    40. Re:Of course by aaronl · · Score: 1

      I've been told that they rigged the roads so they can blow mines and cause avalanches. I don't have good authority on that, but it makes sense to me. You would have to invade either over trecherous terrain or by air. That means you can bomb, but to hold the land, you would have to manage group forces somehow. That sounds like a losing proposition to me.

    41. Re:Of course by piquadratCH · · Score: 1

      Get your facts right. Not "every dang person" has a Sturmgewehr 90 (the name of the rifle), only around 200'000, which is 3% of the population.

      Women don't have to join the army, a very little percentage does. Many young men avoid the army by declaring themselves as not being physically able to go through the military education.

      There were 51'000 shooters at this years Schützenfest, less then 1% of the population.

      And about the terrain: have a look at Google Earth. Big parts of the country are more or less flat, most of the population lives in the lower part of the country. An invader would probably have no problem to conquer those parts of Switzerland.

    42. Re:Of course by master_p · · Score: 1

      Don't also forget the fact that all the world's money is also in Switzerland banks' accounts...

    43. Re:Of course by Zarquon42 · · Score: 1

      I've got a few questions for you.

      First of all, what do you do when you hear about massive casualties? You complain about others seeing it and moving on with their lives, but what do you do? You see it, post on slashdot and then ask what is on TV? Are you different from those people you criticize?

      Second, what is it that we are doing in Iraq that would make China nuke us? If China nuked us I would wonder why, and I feel that I would be well justified to do so. Even if we are doing horrible things in our war in Iraq (hypothetically), and even if this were an unjust war, why should China care? And even more so, why should they care enough to risk their lives, and economy to nuke us?

      Finally, are you saying the Chinese would be justified nuking our country (and killing many civilians) for "what we're doing right now"? And yet our country is unjust in attempting to stop a brutal dictator for murdering, torturing, and suppressing civilians?

      I am not trying to be hostile, but I would like to know your defenses for your verbal attack on the American people.

    44. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...and then "sexual harassment" and "hostile work environment".

      That has always existed, but now the victims can sue and fight back against the agressors.
    45. Re:Of course by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      I don't think that a Schützenfest is what you think it is. It's a festival, also held in other German-speaking countries, that was originally rooted in archery and shooting competitions, but is now just a big celebration for the whole family. It involves fair-type games, parades, concerts, and other tourist-enticing activities.,

      I know what Schützenfest is-- the point I was trying to make is that a Swiss Schützenfest will inevitably have scores of Swiss citizens showing up with their government issued Stgw 90 (SG 550) rifles to show off their marksmanship.

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    46. Re:Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The answer is Iceland, which has no army and want to kick out american army which is there since WW2, they decreased their number of troop overtime but want to stay there since it a good strategic spot.

    47. Re:Of course by shatfield · · Score: 1

      What am I doing? Voting. I voted for the people that vowed to get us the hell out of Iraq, and didn't support the war before it started. I voted for the people who believe in level-headed negotiations to resolve differences. For the people who would be honest with me. It's really the only thing I can do, considering that I have to support my wife and child, and I don't want to die at the hands of some insurgent's blade.

      We attacked Iraq pre-emptively, which China has now taken to heart and vowed to do if we clash with them over Taiwan. They've vowed to "nuke hundreds of American cities, pre-emptively if they feel it necessary", according to Zhu Chenghu, a high ranking general in the Chinese army. They are not stupid, they know that the rest of the world now sees America as a violent, bullying nation, and they know that if they nuked us they'd be no less in the wrong than we are now. This is Bush's fault, pure and simple. And if you haven't been paying attention, Bush is a brutal, murdering, torturing president, who is suppressing/oppressing American civilians. The only difference from a dictator is that he'll be replaced by another brutal, murdering, torturing president, who will be suppressing/oppressing American civilians in 2008. 51% of the American people have spoken, and they value oppression of gays and the killing of foreign citizens over level headed negotiations and honesty.

      Fortunately for my soul, I am part of the 49% minority who believe that we should be better than this.

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    48. Re:Of course by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1
      It makes me wonder who is more barbaric: Sadam for torturing and killing tens of thousands of Iraqi civilians or Bush for torturing and killing tens of thousands of Iraqi civilians.

      I'm no fan of Bush or his policies, but I don't think he's into the tens of thousands yet, nor mass graves and poisonous gas. Don't give him more discredit than he's due.

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  33. What is this going to accomplish? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering that the script and media files are already out there, and that the game is relatively easy to mod, what is going to stop modders from releasing slightly more elaborate patches that will put the hot coffee mission right back in GTA SA 1.1?

    Won't this blow up in Rockstar's face again when hot coffee sex starts showing up in the modified version of the game?

  34. well, obviously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We live in a culture which embraces violence and shuns sexuality.

  35. Glad I bought it last week, then. by EvilMagnus · · Score: 3, Informative
    I thought something like this might happen. It's asinine, but pretty predictable.

    Today's Penny Arcade news deals with this, where Tycho lays out the crucial difference between a "Mature" title and an "Adults Only" title : time.
    The ESRB is suggesting that they may change the rating of the game to Adults Only, a category that by their own definition should see a great deal more use in a retail environment. This is great. Look at the descriptions for these.

    MATURETitles rated M (Mature) have content that may be suitable for persons ages 17 and older. Titles in this category may contain intense violence, blood and gore, sexual content, and/or strong language.

    Or, as the rest of our culture calls it, "Rated R." Check out AO.

    ADULTS ONLY Titles rated AO (Adults Only) have content that should only be played by persons 18 years and older. Titles in this category may include prolonged scenes of intense violence and/or graphic sexual content and nudity.

    This can't seriously be their distinction. The scenes are longer? I played Resident Evil 4 nearly 26 hours, all told. I'm going to say that maybe nineteen hours of it was spent looking down the iron sights at humanoids. The reality is that once a person is 18, a violent videogame is fairly minor in the spectrum of "adult" content available to that person. Looking over my collection, if the duration of the violence is the distinguishing factor, I'm trying to figure out what purpose Mature serves other than to remove the stigma from otherwise "adult" content and grease the wheels at retail.
    Yup, that's it. Time. Pretty incredible.
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    1. Re:Glad I bought it last week, then. by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      Tycho missed it, actually. Time is the difference only when applied to violence.

      The other difference is "graphic sexual content and/or nudity" as opposed to "sexual content". It's the difference between "Hey, let's fuck" and actually showing the act.

      If you want a more clearly written version of the AO markers, it would be:

      (Prolonged violence) || (graphic sexual content)

      As opposed to M, which would be:

      (Intense violence) || (Blood && gore) || (sexual content) || (strong language)

      Basically, extended violence or graphic sexual content can trigger AO.

      That said, the whole thing is fucking stupid and they should all, from Rockstar and Tycho on down to the ESRB and "concerned parents everywhere", burn in a hell of their own imagining. The only people innocent in all this? The guys who hacked together the hot coffee mod.

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    2. Re:Glad I bought it last week, then. by EvilMagnus · · Score: 1

      So I wonder when they're going to re-rate God of War, then? That has a player-controlled sex act in it, graphic violence and lots of bare-breasted women.... yet it's an 'M'.

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    3. Re:Glad I bought it last week, then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was saying that the duration of the violent scenes in some M rated games could not possibly get any longer.

    4. Re:Glad I bought it last week, then. by Tom · · Score: 1

      It ain't time. Read again. The main difference appears to be "graphic sexual content" (while M only has "sexual content") and "nudity".

      So M means the text "and then he put his throbbing wand of magic into her wet hole" while AO means the same thing in pictures.

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    5. Re:Glad I bought it last week, then. by EvilMagnus · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it appears 'nudity' is key.

      In which case, why isn't God of War rated AO? It has plenty of bare-breasted women in it...

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    6. Re:Glad I bought it last week, then. by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      He treated that as if it were the only distinction, when anyone who's familiar with the American ratings systems for anything would know that the violence distinctions are pretty unimportant; all anyone ever pays attention to are the sex and language parts.

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  36. Take two... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and add it to the ESRB rating to derive the actual rating.

  37. A generation is saved! by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From TFA:

    Take-Two Interactive Software, Inc. (NASDAQ: TTWO - News) announced today that the Entertainment Software Rating Board (ESRB) has changed the rating of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas on all platforms from "Mature 17+" (M) to "Adults Only 18+"

    So basically, they've made the decision that 17 year-olds just shouldn't see this two-bit low-res porn hack, and stick with the carjacking, wanton murder, and other wholesome activites within GTA. 18 year-olds are qualified for the whole ball o' wax, though.

    Amazing...

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  38. One thing I've never understood by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 0, Redundant

    15yo kids are having sex in all the imaginable forms (so much that they're been taught about sex, contraceptives and abortion at 12) - and we're worried because a game (where you can batter an old man to death) has sex scenes?

    Something's not logical in here. I still can't find out what it is, i just know something's wrong. If anybody can give some insight, he'd be gladly welcome.

  39. This is ridiculous by ZakuSage · · Score: 1, Redundant

    17 year old: "I'm going to kill someone"
    Authority Figure: "That's great... don't really care..."
    17 year old: "Huh! BOOBIES!!!"
    Authority Figure: "What's this?!" *beats 17 year old with a stick until he turns 18* "now you can look at all the pornography you want"

  40. Thanks goodness I'm protected by dmeranda · · Score: 1

    Meanwhile I get lots of naughty SPAM without an ID check, and even google images turns up stuff that will make my eyeballs melt out of my head. Not to mention that the URL bar in my browser is very dangerous, and should be banned. And have you even tried running the WebCollage screen saver? Where's the ESRB been?

  41. Only in the USA.. by xtal · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Would such a stink be caused over fairly benign sexual content in a game - and a game called GRAND THEFT AUTO, where apparently it is perfectly acceptable to run down the street with a minigun blowing away cops and law enforcement with abandon - but throw in a blowjob, and the world is ending!

    HOLY CRAP WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!

    The only thing that would make this more amusing.. is if it was a homosexual mod for the game; I can imagine they'd be burning copies of the game in the Fry's parking lot. Makes me wish I had the time to hack something like that together.. oh my.

    It's a game for adults, not kids. Is this not crystal clear? Slippery slope, people..

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    1. Re:Only in the USA.. by DF5JT · · Score: 2, Insightful

      [Lameness filter adjustment]

      "Holy Crap What The Hell Is Wrong With You PEOPLE!"

      A Puritan landed on the shores of New England.

  42. How is it undermined? by the_skywise · · Score: 0

    Is it the MPAA's fault for rating Disney's "The Rescuer's" G when there were pictures of naked women in the movie?

    How about the original poster of Disney's "The Little Mermaid" containing a penis?

    The code wasn't meant to be seen and can't be seen in the normal course of the game without running a special patch. Whereas the x rated material in the Disney stuff was right out in the open.

    But somehow the ESRB is "undermined" because they didn't look for hidden easter eggs?

    More likely this is the DEATH KNELL for easter eggs period!

    1. Re:How is it undermined? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bad example as BOTH examples you gave were hugely recalled. And in the case of the Rescuers it was a single frame of the film. You had to have a nice VCR with a good frame advance to even see it. They didn't really react any differently than rockstar. They recalled the posters and movie boxes for little mermaid. They were rereleased with the offending content removed. Same with the Rescuers. The movies were all recalled (if I remember right it was days before its rerelease) and the offending frame removed and it was reissued. The only difference with rockstar and GTA:SA is they give the retailers the option of slapping a sticker on there and still selling it since it's technically not meant for kids anyways.

      Do I think the whole situation is retarded? Yeah. It's silly that boobs are so taboo between the ages of 6-18. Sometimes I wish some of those prudes would spend a few months living in europe and they'll realize how moronic they are.

    2. Re:How is it undermined? by the_skywise · · Score: 1

      But the original versions of those movies weren't RE RATED!

    3. Re:How is it undermined? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It didn't contain a penis, it contained some coral that some people thought looked vaguely phallic. The artist who did it swears that it wasn't intended to look phallic and even if it was, it wasn't severe enough to warrant any action.

  43. What about WoW? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find this hidden World of Warcraft sex/nude content more surprising. That game is supposed to be rated T.

    Honestly, who cares that 17 year olds might see some crappy animated porn in GTA? It's just a opportunity for Clinton to come down hard on something she's been whining about for years.

  44. With all that nudity now available by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just have to get a copy of that game!

  45. Ban any game by VAXGeek · · Score: 1

    Does this mean any game can be banned if a mod is made available to create mature situations?

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  46. Beginning of the End by Shky · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This whole debacle is bad news. If retailers don't stop selling it, we're all in trouble. If the ESRB loses all credibility, the only thing stopping a full-on onslaught of legislative parenting will be gone. If the video game industry 'can't be trusted' to rule itself, the government will have to step in. Australia-like bans will be coming to a USA and Canada near you.

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    1. Re:Beginning of the End by Schnapple · · Score: 1

      It gets worse. Over and over you will hear gamers saying "wait it's ok to carjack and shoot and (etc.) but sex is bad and wrong?!?!?". Our defense is to point out the other bad shit in the game? Maybe we should just bow out gracefully and hope Rockstar just reissues the game, it gets the M back, and this all dies away.

    2. Re:Beginning of the End by Swift(void) · · Score: 1
      Australia-like bans will be coming to a USA and Canada near you.
      The actual number of games that have never seen the light of day in Australia is actually very small. In the US, usually when a game is given an AO rating, most publishers take it back and tone it down a bit to get a M rating because they know sales will be affected. In Australia, when a game gets higher than a M rating, the exact same thing happens in most instances, it is just in the US a publisher can keep the game on the shelves (albeit much fewer shelves) if rated higher than M, whereas in Australia they cant.

      This site has a nice list of games that have been banned in Australia, however do note that not all the games on the list got banned, but have been provided as examples of the slowly changing attitude of the OFLC. 60 games are listed:

      36 were outright banned

      6 of those were modified and resubmitted, gaining a M15+ rating.

      2 were initially released for sale and later banned

      2 were never actually submitted to the OFLC for classification

      It is also interesting to note that good majority of those games that were outright banned came from police raids in 1995 and 1996, with most games being stock standard puzzle games that reward you with a pic of a naked woman for completing each stage. Compare that to, say, God of War, which was passed as M15+ despite containing the following:

      The nudity: Every woman in the game has breasts showing. At the end of the first level there are two females laying on a bed having sex (breasts are showing) when the cut scene ends they are still laying there.

      The Sex: If you hop onto the bed you are able to have sex with them by pressing "O". The camera zooms away, but I have confirmed info that this is how the game is all around the world. You press various buttons, such as Square, Triangle and X to control the sex. If you succeed, you get orbs that increase you're magic powers.
      In short, most of the games banned are either a) Avaliable online at most sex sites, often for free, or b) games that a large majority of people wouldnt give a fuck about anyway. That doesnt make censorship right, but it also isnt as bad as some make it out to be
    3. Re:Beginning of the End by Asterisk · · Score: 1
      If the ESRB loses all credibility, the only thing stopping a full-on onslaught of legislative parenting will be gone
      If all of the retailers give in to political intimidation and take GTA off shelves, then the ESRB's ratings are effectively being enforced by the state, and de facto "legislative parenting" is already a reality.

      The government itself has no de jure authority to regulate the content of videogames; it is the Constitution that prevents this, not the ESRB's credibility. The only way that politicians can accomplish what they want is by intimidating vendors into obeying the ESRB.

      This perverts both the ESRB and the game industry; the ESRB isn't supposed to have the authority to compel vendors and consumers to comply with their ratings scheme. Their role is to provide an impartial assessment of videogames so parents can decide whether a game's content is appropriate for their children according to their own values.

      If this purpose is subverted, then there will be no reliable game ratings at all. Given the current circumstances, the only way for vendors to maintain the integrity of the industry would be to ignore the ESRB's demands, and continue to sell the game.

  47. What part of "Mature" do people not understand? by amrust · · Score: 1

    Nobody is doing this that doesn't know full well what they're after. And if we're talking about underage players, well... it's Mom and Dad's responsibility to know what their kids are doing, not the retailers.

    If you're not old enough to see a nipple, chances are you shouldnt be playing GTA:SA anyway, modded or otherwise.

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    1. Re:What part of "Mature" do people not understand? by SPY_jmr1 · · Score: 1

      What the hell is wrong with you? A nipple?

      Good thing i'm over 18, or the next time I rub my cat's belly, she won't have to sue me for immorality. I mean. NIPPLES HAVE ONE FUNCTION BIOLOGICALLY: To feed... wait for it... its so good... INFANTS!!!!!

      Don't let your children, ever, EVER, EVERRRRR see a nipple. Let them starve to death. Any spawn of someone who is dumb enough to think seeing a nipple will destroy a child's brain deserves to have their childrens slaughtered.

      But luckily, natural selection will take over eventually: If they're so prudish that they can't see a nipple, they are less likely to have as many children/gene spreaders as someone without the problem of being a total prude.

      Might take a couple of million years...

      Maybe we'll fix the problem by banning religion before it takes that long, that'd be nice... What? oh, yea.. Stupid reality. Bad daydream.

      Fin

  48. The human body? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The human body or two human bodies performing sexual acts?

    There is quite a difference between the two.

    1. Re:The human body? by ferat · · Score: 1

      Not in America. Both equally terrify parents and our poor, shocked politicians.

  49. Good thing nobody bought this game already... by Warlokk · · Score: 1

    We wouldn't want millions and millions of copies floating around out there being played by innocent children everywhere, now would we?

    I got my copy for PC, found out about Hot Coffee about 3 days later... still haven't tried it, there's so much more interesting stuff to do in the game. I can't believe they folded this easy.

  50. Whats really important here.. by stratjakt · · Score: 1

    Where's the xbox and ps2 patches/hacks?

    I hate playing console games on the PC as much as I'd hate playing zork on a NES.

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  51. new patch! by boristdog · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I found a patch in alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.pornstars that allows me to see naked chicks on ANY computer connected to the Internets!

  52. Also in further news by pHatidic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bicycles are made illegal because children can go on the Internet and download porn.

    1. Re:Also in further news by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

      Sex is made illegal because children can go on the internet and download porn.

    2. Re:Also in further news by deiol · · Score: 1

      In other news, Google.com has been rated "Adults Only", as clever 'hackers' have figured out a way to use the site to search for pornographic material. Instructions have been leaked onto the web on how to use Google to access the pornographic material, Google has yet to comment. It is expected that Schools and Libraries across the country will start to block user access to Google in accordance to federal law requiring internet filtering on all computers provided by federal funding.

  53. Jessica Rabbit's Naughty Bits! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, if content that was never meant to be seen and no normal person would ever have discovered is now fair game for ratings, doesn't this mean that every animated movie where the artists got a bit bored and hid something naughty in one frame should now be rerated to R?

    (Admittedly, Roger Rabbit was already not a G movie, but I've heard rumors at least of various frames in kiddie disney movies....)

  54. Down with the ESRB by Oracle+of+Bandwidth · · Score: 1

    Like the subject says. They are useless, and really should not exist.

  55. Highly what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "highly pertinent content"

    prurient maybe?

  56. "America" comments by maximusind · · Score: 1
    Yes, apparently the majority of us Americans have problems with the human body and reproductive functions. To paraphrase something funny I heard on TV somewhere, "...teaching children that the cycle of life is a beautiful thing, and that YOUR GENITALS ARE IN NO WAY INVOLVED WITH IT!"

    What else could you expect from a country settled by people who left their old country because church wasn't strict enough?[1][2]

    [1] I'm American, and enjoy it. Things are slowly loosening up (you can show pregnant women on TV now!)

    [2] Yes, I know that's not EXACTLY why they left, but it makes my point.

  57. 18+ For PG-13 Content? WTF? by Horrortaxi · · Score: 1

    You have to go out of your way to display this content, and then when you do get it it's just PG-13 rated dry humping. How does that equal 18+? And why exactly is this better than the 17+ rating it already had? It makes no sense.

  58. sex? by DanThe1Man · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can get sex in a patch now? Like Nicorette?

    That would save a lot of wrist strain.

  59. MOD Parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now this AC is more insightful than the prepubescent Brit kid.

  60. The Bell Tolls... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The ESRB has just signed their own death warrent. This move with eventually render them obsolete as publishers drop ratings, or list them theirselves on the box. I mean seriously, do you think people will end up not buying one of the hottest franchises of all time just because the ESRB logo isn't on the box? What's more likely to survive? There were video game rating methods before the ESRB. Games will continue on without them if necessary.

  61. nudity == bad but blood and gore == great! by tont0r · · Score: 1

    parents didnt give a damn that there is a game shooting and killing cops, stealing cars, and beating up random people. this is okay for a child to play. but god damn it, there better not be a nipple in there or there will be hell to pay.i would love someone on here to post(and be serious about it) something that would back up the actions of these people. i want to hold a conversation with a person that can honestly say 'you can shoot and kill all the people you like. just dont have sex because that will corrupt the children'

    1. Re:nudity == bad but blood and gore == great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      puritanism and the genocide of american indians about sums it.

  62. Oh, teh irony of it all! by MrHanky · · Score: 1

    The more hardcore a gamer is, the smaller the chance of him ever having sex. Go tell your grandpa that.

  63. Idiots by wgkylep · · Score: 1

    Bad things happen to stupid people ... if they knowingly distributed porn through interstate commerce to minors, no amount of saying 'Oh but we never intended for them to actually *see* it when we put it on the disk' doubletalk will save their asses .... it is hard to imagine how much this is going to cost them.

  64. Rockstar lied by SiliconEntity · · Score: 1, Troll

    It pisses me off that Rockstar has lied about this from day one, claiming that the content wasn't in the game and had been inserted by hackers. They deserve whatever bad things happen to them as a result of this. If they had come clean, said our programmer did it and we didn't know, we've fired him, at least they would maintain their self respect (assuming that's what happened).

    But no, they had to resort to a cowardly and foolish lie, a lie which would inevitably be found out. They deserve no respect at all.

    1. Re:Rockstar lied by DroopyStonx · · Score: 1

      You're an idiot. I don't know why shit like this gets modded up.

      First of all, it really doesn't matter one bit that this code was programmed in there to begin with considering the rest of the game is chock full of violence, swearing, and OTHER sexual situations.

      Oh, it's okay to see the car rocking when you get a hooker, but god forbid you see the pixel nipples *gasp*... shit that you've already SEEN IN MOVIES.

      Get over yourself. They don't have to apologize for shit, and if they truly had any balls, they'd tell people to fucking get over it.

      This country is filled with fucking morons getting angry at trivial shit. "It pisses me off that Rockstar has lied" - why the fuck do you care and how does it affect you? It doesn't. So move the fuck along.

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    2. Re:Rockstar lied by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey fag - he was modded up because Rockstar did lie. You're the fucking fool.

    3. Re:Rockstar lied by DroopyStonx · · Score: 1

      So? What the fuck does that matter?

      It's not like Rove lying about leaking a CIA agent's name, or the fraud and lying that went on during the Enron bullshit.

      Considering you need to go online and KNOW where to find this patch, it's a trivial situation at best - if someone lies about the cause of it then who cares?

      Would you be pissed if I lied about wearing shoes when I wasn't?

      The fact is, the problem lies not in the creators or programmers of this, but in the ones who SEEK an apology. They have no logic, and no reasoning.

      They waste time and money trying to protect 17 year olds (?) from a pixelated nipple. It's pointless.

      Those who get angry at anyone other than the ESRB are just fucking lost.

      The point of it all is: no one should give two shits about this issue, and if you do, you need to get some cancer to slap your stupid ass back into reality and remind you there are better things to worry about.

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    4. Re:Rockstar lied by fireklar · · Score: 1

      A lie? The only way to access the content is by hacking it, anyone who could do such a thing could just download porn off the internet. The "content" is not in the game, because you cannot access it within the bounds of the game. That it is contained in the game files may be significant, but is not relevant here.

    5. Re:Rockstar lied by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1
      Actually, having read the statement, nothing in it struck me as factually inaccurate. Very CYA, but not inaccurate. For example:
      "So far we have learned that the "hot coffee" modification is the work of a determined group of hackers who have gone to significant trouble to alter scenes in the official version of the game. In violation of the software user agreement, hackers created the 'hot coffee' modification by disassembling and then combining, recompiling and altering the game's source code."
      First sentence - they don't blame the hackers for the scene itself (which clearly they created), they blame them for the modification. And scenes were modified - no more bouncing camera outside the house, now you get the interior scene. And hacking the PC version would have involved disassembly, modification, reassembly. (After seeing the disassembled code, knowing which bits to twiddle in a save game file or in memory for the console versions, so as to enable the scenes without modifying binaries, would have become possible.) I can't find the link to the full article again, but as I recall, it's all similarly just barely technically correct.
  65. Whats all this? by praseodym · · Score: 1

    I can't understand what you're worrying about. I live in the netherlands, and there surely is nothing like such trouble here. Whats wrong with showing parts of the human body? Don't kids get that at school too? A twelve-year-old could get GTA:SA here. They don't want that - but if they don't want children to buy it, it's because of the violence - not about the naked skin that's in it. Really, I can't understand this.

  66. Quick! Time to re-sticker those Disney movies too by bADlOGIN · · Score: 0, Redundant

    After all, some things that weren't obvious on the first viewing are clearly harmful to children on closer inspection and slight modification of usual use. Fucking censorship morons. I just love the fact that in this county it's ok to show graphic images of people being killed, but not people being fucked. This is pathetic.

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  67. Could mean big problems for coders by bahwi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This could spell out some big problems for coders when they take their easter eggs too far. Of course, what else is on the average programmers mind?

    1. Re:Could mean big problems for coders by Zed2K · · Score: 1

      Except this couldn't even be considered an easter egg. Probably something they thought would be a funny idea and some guy programmed it. They showed it at a meeting and then thought, nah...we can't leave that in. Just disable all access to it but don't bother wasting time removing it because that will take too much time. So the code was left in but the links removed. Yeah they should have removed it but they didn't. Oh well. I still have my copy. I'll sell it for a grand if someone wants it.

  68. if they sue and win by Amouth · · Score: 0

    does that mean we can start sueing linux distros becuse they don't have a content rating - have you read the doc's, my god there.. there is something that needs a mature rating really i don't get the big deal.. who is the government to decided what minors can see, i always thought that it was the parents job but you never know.. the way we have been out sourcing lately that job might go to china.

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  69. Which Really Is Worse Anyway? by ausoleil · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The thing that amuses me the most about this whole episode is that senators and other publicity hounds never noticed the game when it was just violence, madness and mayhem, but shock of shocks, a character "gets a cup of coffee" and skin friction ensues, and the next thing you know, this is the worst thing that could ever possibly have happened to our kids!

    Me, I would prefer my kid watch a porn flick any day rather than "Natural Born Killers" or play a video game with tawdry pixels as opposed to trying to see how many crimes can be committed in order to get a high score.

    After all, who gets hurt by a good (consensual) boffing?

    Well, yeah, I know about sex and responsiblity. So spare me the usual screed. But if you do, pleas explain at the same time a way to "responsibly" carjack or murder someone.

    1. Re:Which Really Is Worse Anyway? by Admiral+Ackbar+8 · · Score: 0

      The thing that amuses me the most about this whole episode is that senators and other publicity hounds never noticed the game when it was just violence, madness and mayhem

      Yes, yes they did. Jack Thompson has been all over this game for quite a while. Rod Blagoviadkjcie... in Illinois has had his panties in a bunch because of this for a long time too.

      Me, I would prefer my kid watch a porn flick any day rather than "Natural Born Killers"

      Tough choice, but I think I would keep my kids off the porn.

    2. Re:Which Really Is Worse Anyway? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1
      Me, I would prefer my kid watch a porn flick any day rather than "Natural Born Killers"

      Depending on the age, how about neither?

    3. Re:Which Really Is Worse Anyway? by Admiral+Ackbar+8 · · Score: 1

      WTF, how does my comment get modded down? Oh and on second thought it would probably be best if your kids watched niether porn nor "Natural Born Killers."

    4. Re:Which Really Is Worse Anyway? by evilviper · · Score: 1
      The thing that amuses me the most about this whole episode is that senators and other publicity hounds never noticed the game when it was just violence, madness and mayhem, but shock of shocks, a character "gets a cup of coffee" and skin friction ensues, and the next thing you know, this is the worst thing that could ever possibly have happened to our kids!

      I'm so damn tired of hearing this bullshit over and over. Let's try an analogy, shall we...

      First Senario. If you saw two 10 year-old kids playing 'cops and robbers' or 'cowboys and indians' would you have any problem/objection to that?

      Second Senario. If you saw two 10 year-old kids in their underwear, dry-humping each other, or simulating oral sex, would you have any problem/objection to that?

      I've explained the issue in detail before, but I'm tired of typing the same thing repeatedly, and this post summaries the issue well enough: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=156502&cid=131 19055
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    5. Re:Which Really Is Worse Anyway? by jjhlk · · Score: 1

      Exposure to young enough kids has a negative impact on them later in life. At least, that's what I'm led to believe by Dr. Drew Pinsky (co-host of the Loveline radio program). It's sounds plausible...

      As for violence, a study by the Surgeon General found that violence influences only kids who are being negatively influenced in another type of way (bad parents one might think). I can't remember the specifics however. But the study is easy to get.

    6. Re:Which Really Is Worse Anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Me, I would prefer my kid watch a porn flick any day rather than "Natural Born Killers""

      Let me guess.... you've got a son, not a daughter.

      Just a hunch but I think parents would subconsciously fear violence corrupting their sons and sex their daughters.

      BTW - if you have a daughter, don't let her watch porn. My gf told me she and her friends became 10X more sexually active when they saw how to give a bj. Just an AC's 2cents.

    7. Re:Which Really Is Worse Anyway? by Tom · · Score: 1

      Me, I would prefer my kid watch a porn flick any day rather than "Natural Born Killers"

      Seriously, I would advise you to not let your kids watch porn. Not because there's flesh visible, I couldn't care less and I am honestly convinced that kids do not get damaged in the least by watching sex. But porn creates a false impression of how sex works, and kids raised on porn will go into their first personal sexual encounters with that wrong picture.

      My suggestion for parents would be to show the kids some excerpts while explaining how it all works. Porn makes good picture material if you choose the right scenes ("now as you can see here...").

      Then again, I don't have kids so it's easier for me to say that. :)

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    8. Re:Which Really Is Worse Anyway? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      The thing that amuses me the most about this whole episode is that senators and other publicity hounds never noticed the game when it was just violence, madness and mayhem, but shock of shocks, a character "gets a cup of coffee" and skin friction ensues, and the next thing you know, this is the worst thing that could ever possibly have happened to our kids!
      The thing that depresses me most about this whole episode is that nobody on Slashdot has a clue about what the issue is. Nobody is upset because the game contains skin friction. They are upset because the developer told the ratings board the game contained no skin friction - when in fact it did. The developers lied, resulting in an incorrect rating - knowing that a correct rating would depress sales.

      It is about the kids - but it's about the parents too... They trust the ratings board to provide reliable information for them to base informed parenting decisions on. They deserve to protected from developers who kowingly lie and mislead .

    9. Re:Which Really Is Worse Anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It might give you the wrong picture, but it's definitely better than no "picture" at all. The sex ed in schools (at least when I was in school (29 now)) was next to useless, sure it had the medical parts, like how all the different parts connect inside the body, but not once did I learn where to put "it" in. Now, the women in pr0n movies might have unusually large breasts and be shaved, but at least things are still in the same place, and so it gives a better idea of how a woman looks down there, than not knowing at all.

    10. Re:Which Really Is Worse Anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As for violence, a study by the Surgeon General found that violence influences only kids who are being negatively influenced in another type of way (bad parents one might think). I can't remember the specifics however. But the study is easy to get.

      yeah, and a study exists that shows eggs are bad for you...and another study that shows eggs are good for you.

  70. Retailers heart money by ortcutt · · Score: 1

    What retailer is going stop selling something that they can make money selling? And if they did, wouldn't that just drive business to their competitors who will keep selling the game. Who cares what the ESRB does? Not the people buying the games and not the people selling the games. On the other side of things, Rockstar just got a week of free publicity. They're probably just gave the guy who wrote the content a raise.

  71. rocstar deserves what they got! by akhomerun · · Score: 0

    the first company to abuse the voluntary ESRB rating sytstem definatly got what they deserved. whether or not san andreas really deserves the AO rating, rockstar deserves being punished for all they are worth.

    #1 they blatantly lied to the ESRB, saying that that scene was not put in the retail versions of the game. they said that the mod could only be utilized if you used extensive third party code, which WASN'T true, gamespot did it with a freaking action replay. #2 they abused the ESRB's voluntary rating system. on the questionnaire, they lied about what type of sexual content the game posessed. #3 now rockstar has screwed over the whole game industry, getting hillary clinton on everyone's ass as usual.

    rockstar projects losing $10 million in revenue and losing 45 cents per share instead of 40 (they are currently losing money) due to loss in sales. i hope investors unload all their stock (not sure if these stats apply for rockstar or take two, rockstar's publisher and/or owner)

  72. Related News by kenp2002 · · Score: 1

    In a related item Sex in the City actors we arrested for performing simluated sex within city limits. The ESBRFDAKMPLFDAGKRSG has changed the rating of Sex in the City from cheap Softcore porn to slighly higher budget softcore porn.

    Also countless car, chewing gum, beer, shoe, clothing, personal ads, viagra, and 42 soap operas in 26 languages have also been upgraded to cheap softcore porn. Thank you.

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  73. Now, they actually should release it fully by XxXoldsaltXxX · · Score: 0

    Now that they changed the rating to Adult only, why not stick the content into the game now? If you are wrongfully punished, then you might as well commit the act you were punished for.

  74. Director's Cut? by tepples · · Score: 1

    some retailers (including Wal-Mart) refuse to sell AO games, so I can fully see a Rockstar manager or exec going, "if we leave in this mini-game, we're going to get an AO tag and lose $XXX million. Take it out."

    A lot of DVD Video titles sold in the United States have both CARA-rated and unrated versions. A lot of records sold in the United States have both Parental Advisory and edited versions. Would it have been so hard to make GTA San Andreas (M) for retail sale and GTA San Andreas: Director's Cut (AO) for mail order? Or do Sony and Microsoft frown on AO titles as much as Nintendo does?

  75. I believe you have overlooked your tenses... by ClayJar · · Score: 1

    "This makes absolutely no difference because the content was just as inaccessible to the player."

    Anyway, think of it this way, if you will. (Hehe, here comes the stretched analogy.)

    If you sell someone a decorative glass bottle of hydrogen cyanide, even if you tell them not to open it, you're still going to be treated as if you're selling them cyanide. On the other hand, if you sell decorative glass bottles and someone comes out with an "easy cyanide refill" pack, you're not going to be held accountable for selling people cyanide.

    Now, sure, in either case, you're not intending to poison anyone. However, the fact that you packaged the cyanide in the bottle is going to rather significantly hurt your case.

    (And the rather stretched part of the analogy is that game content and poisons are not even remotely alike, but hey.)

    1. Re:I believe you have overlooked your tenses... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      As far as I know, it is perfectly legal to sell people cyanide. That analogy makes no sense.

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  76. Hillary using it to get re-elected... by HockeyPuck · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In other news...

    Hillary Clinton (who makes ~$162k http://people.howstuffworks.com/question449.htm) has decided that it's in her best interest to waste her time (and our tax dollars). I'm sure that the FTC has better things to do than to investigate RockStar Entertainment... http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4682533.stm

    1. Re:Hillary using it to get re-elected... by richman555 · · Score: 1

      I think it is a good strategy because there is no way you can argue that what Rockstar did was a good thing.

    2. Re:Hillary using it to get re-elected... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if she also gets the $20k for being a former first lady.

    3. Re:Hillary using it to get re-elected... by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Hillary Clinton (who makes ~$162k http://people.howstuffworks.com/question449.htm) has decided that it's in her best interest to waste her time (and our tax dollars). I'm sure that the FTC has better things to do than to investigate RockStar Entertainment..."

      Perhaps the next version of GTA should instruct its gameplayers on how to turn a $1,000 investment in cattle futures into more than $100,000 in profit without any knowledge of that investment...or even better...how to shoot a person in the head, put the gun in the wrong hand, drag the body through a forest, dump it, and then have the law enforcement professionals deem it a suicide. I'm just saying! :)

      Or maybe just a GTA game involving making contributions to elected officials to get what you ultimately want legally.

      Hopefully, Take Two/Rockstar and possibly the ESA itself can give some campaign contributions to anyone running against Hillary for her Senate seat. Maybe Ralph Nader can jump into the race and shave off 2% of *her* votes... :)

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    4. Re:Hillary using it to get re-elected... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As opposed to what? warmonger like Bush?

    5. Re:Hillary using it to get re-elected... by metamatic · · Score: 1
      ...or even better...how to shoot a person in the head, put the gun in the wrong hand, drag the body through a forest, dump it, and then have the law enforcement professionals deem it a suicide.

      For a moment there I thought you were talking about Clifford Baxter.

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    6. Re:Hillary using it to get re-elected... by bVork · · Score: 1

      Being a doofus Canadian, could you please tell me the reference behind your comment about how to shoot a person in the head, put the gun in the wrong hand, drag the body through a forest, dump it, and then have the law enforcement professionals deem it a suicide.

    7. Re:Hillary using it to get re-elected... by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

      "Being a doofus Canadian, could you please tell me the reference behind your comment about how to shoot a person in the head, put the gun in the wrong hand, drag the body through a forest, dump it, and then have the law enforcement professionals deem it a suicide."

      Do a Google Search on *Vince Foster.*

      A doofus Canadian? Surely not. Just a weak currency... :)

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  77. this is the hard way to see porn via internet by pezpunk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    i mean really. if a kid can download and apply a patch, he is already in a position to see way more nudity than what is offered in this game.

    you may think that's a strawman, bringing up internet porn, but think about it. the point of the ESRB rating is to inform the parents of the content of the game. which, in my opinion, the "M" rating did accurately. the sex scenes aren't in the game. they were disabled.

    from a parent's standpoint, what is the difference between downloading a third-party mod that enables disabled content, and applying a third-party mod that adds newly-created content? they are identical in their difficulty/accessibility to a kid, and both insert content into the game that the developer did not intend to appear there!

    it is drawing boobies on the title page of "Harry Potter" and then sueing JK Rowling, citing an unfinished but steamy scene she deleted from her hard drive as evidence.

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    1. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by cmdr_beeftaco · · Score: 4, Funny

      Depends. Are they big boobs?

    2. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by gcauthon · · Score: 1

      You don't need an internet connection to unlock this content. You just need to be able to figure out how. Theoretically, a kid with a computer in a locked room with no internet connection could enable the hot coffee scenes.

      If the ESRB did not revoke this, then the next game would just have a setting in a config file that says "screwESRB=N". I haven't looked into the exe that flips the hot coffee scenes on or off but just because it is an exe that flips the bit doesn't mean it's rocket science.

    3. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by outsider007 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You can't be serious..

      You're dreaming if you think rockstar didn't have this little stunt in mind when they released the game.

      They pulled a fast one on ESRB and the parents so they could pad their bottom line. And it worked. What makes this rich is that they've got people like you defending them.

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    4. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by coopaq · · Score: 5, Insightful
      i mean really. if a kid can download and apply a patch, he is already in a position to see way more nudity than what is offered in this game.

      Children aren't bothered by nudity. Only the adults are.

    5. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by moralityfirst · · Score: 1

      Kids are smarter than you think nowadays. Knowing it's available already tells the parents that they don't like it. So what if the ESRB go with the plans. Are the people who love to view sex and nudity so much going to become frail and don't know what else to do with their lives. So what if sex and nudity is banned? Are people goignt to become a little bit more creative than they are right now? I can't wait 'till porn is banned? Why is that downside of society still around? You like sex that much? Get it the real way. Be a man and not an animal OR A SLAVE TO PORNOGRAPHY!!

    6. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by doubledoh · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I would mod this insightful if I had the points.

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    7. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by ottothecow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      funny thing is...I wasnt interested in the game before but now I feel like giving it a shot (provided it hasnt been pulled from shelves)

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    8. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by ACPosterChild · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because there are so many people out there who haven't bought the game yet, but decided to drop $40 and a good amount of time to enable a little cartoon porn, when free pictures and movies of real pussy are faster and cheaper to get.

      You honestly think this stunt was meant to be a cash cow? Heh.

    9. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by outsider007 · · Score: 1

      Look,
      The point is that rockstar left a blowjob video in a game that they expected to get a Mature rating on. If they were happy with a AO rating then they should have left it in. But this third party hack baloney is not credible.

      ESRB ratings serve a purpose. They're there to warn parents about a game's contents. In this case they warn a parent that a game may contain a blowjob scene. If you are an adult or don't have a problem with your kids watching blowjobs then you shouldn't mind. But if you are a parent and you do have a problem with your kids watching blowjobs then you should be very unhappy with rockstar for releasing this crap.

      That's all there is to this issue, believe it or not. I actually like the game. I'm also a parent. I don't like the way rockstar handled this. Either take out the blowjob for the mature rating or leave it in and take the AO. Don't try to have it both ways, this will just piss parents (and ESRB) off.

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    10. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by ibbey · · Score: 1

      Oh, yeah, I'm sure your right. I mean, $50 million in lost revenue is always great for the bottom line.

    11. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My options:
      - "Be a man" and cheat on my girlfriend who I don't see for several months and is 3000+ km away
      - Pornography....

      I wonder which is more ethical? But then again, I'm a slave to pornography.

    12. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by pezpunk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      there is no blowjob scene in this game. someone has to break their EULA in order to get to the scene in question. what is the difference between downloading a ptach that "enables" this disabled content, and one that just simply pastes it on top? (like nude skins for Quake, say). answer: from the kids stnadpoint, from the parents standpoint, from an accessibility standpoint, there is no difference.

      you can't hold rockstar responsible for stuff they DIDNT put in the game.

      now, if you're going to argue from the poitn of view that they MEANT for people to find and enable this content, i would please ask you to provide some shred of evidence towards this. considering you're the one making the accusation, the onus IS on you to provide the proof. i would remind you that this is only going to HURT sales of the game, get it pulled from shelves, and probably end with them dragged before some federal commission and tighter government regulations all around. simply saying "well it's OBVIOUS they wanted it to be found!" isn't going to convince me.

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    13. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by pezpunk · · Score: 1

      as a followup point. they have a series that is among the best-selling games of all time. it's hard to think of a franchise worth more than GTA. they got there with mindless violence, not mindless sex. it's hard to imagine them taking a huge risk like this intentionally. which is probably exactly why this minigame was cut from the product. granted, this is pure speculation, but it's not better or worse than your assumption that it was meant to be found.

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    14. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by outsider007 · · Score: 1

      Uh, wrong. The onus of proof is not upon me since I am not prosecuting them, but as a consumer and a parent I have the right to make up my own mind who to trust. And I do not trust these guys.

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    15. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by outsider007 · · Score: 1

      Please keep in mind that rockstar games is a corporation and ESRB is a consumer advocacy group.

      Nobody is evil here, but someone clearly has something at stake.

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    16. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by Olix · · Score: 1

      Huh? really? well a teenager sure is interested in nudity. I first started doing the whole porn thing at age 13 and I sure as hell was interested in naked people then.

    17. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He said "bothered", not "interested". Stop jacking off and spend three seconds to read the fucking post before you respond.

    18. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by master_p · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, why Rockstar didn't completely removed the sex scenes, if they were not part of the game? here is why: they hoped someone would discover those scenes, release a mod, and have one more reason for teenagers to go buy this game. And that's exactly what happened.

      I saw those so called 'sex scenes'. The graphics are not particularly good, and it contains nothing a teenager already knows and has done (except for /.ers, that is) or that can't be found in the internet. But the so called 'hypocricy' is from both sides.

    19. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by Tom · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. +5 isn't enough for that. Truth in one line. Brilliant, just brilliant.

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    20. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by mario64 · · Score: 1

      They may be interested in porn, but when they load the game they are more interested in the violence. Teenagers would rather steal cars and shoot people than watch some cartoon porn.

    21. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by Goronmon · · Score: 1

      So, as a parent...does this really affect how you view the game your 17 year old is playing?

    22. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Children aren't bothered by nudity. Only the adults are.

      Fat, ugly children beg to differ.

    23. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by WinDoze · · Score: 1

      OK, OK, they'll take the A.O.! Now you have to be one whole year older to buy it. 18 instead of 17. Whew. If people paid attention to the damn ratings in the first place they wouldn't be demanding people be ONE FUCKING YEAR OLDER to play the damn game.

    24. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "They pulled a fast one on ESRB and the parents so they could pad their bottom line. And it worked."

      You are saying that they disabled this content but left it in the game to pad their bottom line?

      How does this even make sense?!? It doesn't...

      They disabled this content in the game, told no one about the content and only after how many months of record sales has someone reverse engineered the code to find this disabled content and make it available?

      Maybe i could give your statement even a shred of believability if they had, in some way shape or form, let people know about this content... but unfortunately for you and your line of reasoning, they didn't...

    25. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      How about you stop telling other people how to live their lives and concentrate on how you live yours?

    26. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by DJCacophony · · Score: 1

      Actually, he's correct. You are, in fact prosecuting them by making your previous post, and you have a responsibilty to back it up. Otherwise, you're just trolling (which you appear to be doing right now).

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    27. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      Analogy time baby!

      So, if Blockbuster removes explicit scenes in a movie they can no longer get the lower rating because somebody could put the movie back together by getting the removed scenes off the internet?

    28. Re:this is the hard way to see porn via internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's true. a colleague installed a PC in his daughter's room (8 yr old), and set up netnanny and all those to stop any undesirable content... first day in, she has a friend round and there is massive giggling coming from the room, so he nips up to see what's up, expecting some kids game or stupid joke...

      What he actually gets is "Daddy, look, that woman's done a poo on that man's chest".. yup, hardcore scat fetish porn picture. Of course, while he's horrified, the kids think its hilarious... and obviously don't see the significance other than inappropriate toilet facilities.

  78. When did America lose its mind? by defile · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The game allows you to...

    • Pull people out of their cars and drive away in them
    • Steal military weapons
    • Destroy property
    • Injure and kill completely innocent bystanders
    • Develop a criminal enterprise
    • Carry out the orders of corrupt police officers
    • Pick up prostitutes
    • Burn down a pot farm
    and so far it's been pretty smooth sailing, but once you can have vivid consensual sex, but only through extensive third party modification, everyone flips out?!
    1. Re:When did America lose its mind? by Soporific · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, I was with you on everything until you said burn down a pot farm. Now that is just wrong!

      ~S

    2. Re:When did America lose its mind? by fonetik · · Score: 5, Funny
      You really should incorporate into this list that you can actually beat a hooker, or anyone for that matter, to death with a large purple dildo.

      ...but nipples are absolutely for adults only.

    3. Re:When did America lose its mind? by Mad_Giggler · · Score: 1

      Oh, there were plenty of people who had already flipped out over the content in this game. When GTA3 came out, we had the same level of controversy. However, when nothing came of it, other than a lot of talking heads getting airtime, people moved on. This mod/unlock is just a way for politicians to get more publicity.

    4. Re:When did America lose its mind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      They should have put two men having sex in it too; instant extra controversy.

    5. Re:When did America lose its mind? by kwandar · · Score: 1

      The game allows you to... * Pull people out of their cars and drive away in them * Steal military weapons * Destroy property * Injure and kill completely innocent bystanders * Develop a criminal enterprise * Carry out the orders of corrupt police officers * Pick up prostitutes * Burn down a pot farm Hmmm ... I've obviously been missing out! Have to get a game that lets me do all that!!

    6. Re:When did America lose its mind? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      They should have put two men having sex in it too; instant extra controversy.

      Would that be the White Zinfandel mod?

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    7. Re:When did America lose its mind? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      I can already do all those things without the game.

    8. Re:When did America lose its mind? by catprog · · Score: 1

      You have to do that for a mission.

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    9. Re:When did America lose its mind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can drive away people?

      Damn, I knew I was missing something! Gotta try that tonight. How's the handling and which models are the best?

    10. Re:When did America lose its mind? by kidNexus · · Score: 1

      everyone flips out? no. just a handful of bitchy mothers in the middle of buttfuck nowhere decided to make it their life's priority to complain about something as novel as a video game. and now everybody else has to deal with it because it's "deeply important" to the concerned few. america, the democracy that never really is a democracy.

  79. Is it a new work? by tepples · · Score: 1

    Borrowing a definition from copyright law, I think part of the difference between nude mods (which replace textures) and door unlock mods (which change the state of one door) is whether the changes are substantial enough to result in the modified computer program becoming a "new work".

    1. Re:Is it a new work? by OppressiveGiant · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But where do you draw the line? The physics/mechanics of the game are just as much a part of the games as the models and skins if not more. Changing the the state of a door is more of a change than changing a skin.

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  80. Wow by quantaman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Am I the only one completely overwhelmed by the sheer idiocy of this situation?

    I mean ignoring the fact that violence is alright while sexual intercourse sparks a massive outrage.

    The content is UNPLAYABLE!!! It cannot be played! If you get a copy of the game can you just pop it in and see this naughty content?
    No.
    Why?
    Because it's UNPLAYABLE!!

    Wait!! You mean you can download something off the internet that lets you play this naughty content **GASP** What an outrage!! That someone going onto the internet could gain access to pornographic content. It's completely unheard of. Clearly this is a matter of national importance that a game can be made pornographic with things downloaded off the internet!

    This whole situation is just a bizarre combination of sexual prudism combined with a complete lack of technical knowledge, I'm ashamed to be on the same continent where stuff this ignorent stupidity occurs.

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    1. Re:Wow by DF5JT · · Score: 1

      "I'm ashamed to be on the same continent where stuff this ignorent stupidity occurs."

      It's ignorant. Relevant. Definitely.

    2. Re:Wow by Captain+Jammer · · Score: 1

      I can't understand how our currently in power government can ok depictions of violence, which are illegal in the real world. and at the same time detest and criminalize the depiction of something that is perfectly legal to do in the real world. Ain't that america

    3. Re:Wow by jason_hutchens · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > violence is alright while sexual intercourse sparks a massive outrage

      The very definition of "fucked up America".

    4. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, it doesn't refelct upon the whole human race, just the uptight religious ninnies.

      It fits in perfectly - it is OK to lie about WMD evidence and then invade a country, killing hundreds of thousands of innocents in the process (akin to the murdering and stealing in GTA) but it is AWFUL to accidentily expose a bare nipple on TV.

      A quote that I think is really relevant here:

      "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
      -- Thomas Jefferson

      Obviously, we know who the tyrants are...

    5. Re:Wow by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1
      Am I the only one completely overwhelmed by the sheer idiocy of this situation?

      No, unfortunately. Too many people like you are too busy jerking their knee instead of using their brains.

      If all you had to do to beat a rating was release a game with a tiny patch needing to be added as well, then every sleezy porn producer would do that, and get their T rating.

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    6. Re:Wow by dancpsu · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If all you had to do to beat a rating was release a game with a tiny patch needing to be added as well, then every sleezy porn producer would do that, and get their T rating.

      Sounds like a business plan. I predict someone runs with the idea within the next couple of years.

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    7. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what happens when you have the Christians running the country.

    8. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except it isn't unplayable because people are playing it. I don't think this should be the end of the world, but you can't just rationalize everything away. At some point you have to deal with the people you disagree with rather than just trying to wave them away.

    9. Re:Wow by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Yeah, funny how things have a tendency to do a 180 flip.

      You're not supposed to enjoy killing, so you get to play games and kill and learn enjoy it.

      You're not supposed to enjoy theft, but you get to play games and steal, and you learn to enjoy that to.

      You ARE supposed to enjoy sex, but god forbid you actually admit to THAT, let alone play a game that enhances it.

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    10. Re:Wow by quantaman · · Score: 1

      No, unfortunately. Too many people like you are too busy jerking their knee instead of using their brains.

      If all you had to do to beat a rating was release a game with a tiny patch needing to be added as well, then every sleezy porn producer would do that, and get their T rating.


      As I said in the original post you can already get pornographic content from the internet, it's not that tough.

      Simply put San Andreas is a game, and as a game it DOESN'T have pornographic content. It doesn't matter how long you play it, you will never see pornographic content, is does not contain it, all it contains is a bunch of bits which represent a program, it doesn't matter how much some of those bits look like porn, they are what the program interprets them as, and that is not porn.

      As it turns out its very easy to change a small part of the program, so it does contain pornographic content. However the game is what you can play, and what you can play contains no porn. The game does not contain porn, the game + patch does contain porn. You can't rate a game on what it can almost, but is completely incapable of, doing. You must rate it on what can do.

      In the case of your example with shipping the game and a patch there's two ways to do that,

      1. Officially as in offering the patch from your site. As I said the game would not contain porn (it doesn't have the patch) so you can sell it however you like. However when you ship the patch which intended to be used with the game you are shipping porn which now gets an AO rating.

      2. Unofficially, this doesn't only mean you can't ship the patch yourself (relying on the community instead), you likely couldn't even make it yourself and leak it to the community as this would probably be seen as distribution as well and fall under #1. Thus you're counting on the community both to discover this hidden content and distribute the patch in an unofficial manner. Not much of a buisness strategy.

      Doesn't really matter either way anyways, anyone who doesn't want to see the pornographic content can simply not go out of their way getting and installing a patch.

      However #1, that actually might be a good buisness plan. Sell one game to everyone, but give people over 18 the option of also having some pornographic content added. People who don't want it get a nice clean game, never have to worry about glimpsing a renegade nipple, people who do want some adult content, well they got it.

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    11. Re:Wow by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      As it turns out its very easy to change a small part of the program, so it does contain pornographic content. However the game is what you can play, and what you can play contains no porn. The game does not contain porn, the game + patch does contain porn. You can't rate a game on what it can almost, but is completely incapable of, doing. You must rate it on what can do.

      Sorry, but you're being naive. Do you understand the point of ratings? It's to tell people what's IN THE GAME, even POTENTIALLY. So what if you have to download an unlock? The point is that the content is in the game, and the point of the ratings is to tell you what's in the game.

      If a parent can't trust the rating to reflect what a kid will be exposed to (since a lot of kids WILL download the unlock), then the rating is completely meaningless.

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    12. Re:Wow by tedrlord · · Score: 1

      I believe you mean definately.

      =)

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    13. Re:Wow by quantaman · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but you're being naive. Do you understand the point of ratings? It's to tell people what's IN THE GAME, even POTENTIALLY. So what if you have to download an unlock? The point is that the content is in the game, and the point of the ratings is to tell you what's in the game.

      I understand your point but you have to remember that the game is what you can play, if you cannot play it then it's not in the game.

      If a parent can't trust the rating to reflect what a kid will be exposed to (since a lot of kids WILL download the unlock), then the rating is completely meaningless.


      So what? Kids will download a lot of things. People can make mods to make anything pornographic, so what if it was a bit easier in this case, they still have to download an unlock. If you really want to make ratings completely meaningless then go ahead and rate every game by what it can be made to do, every game ever written would have to be given an AO rating or outright banned. The fact is if you work hard enough you can make a game do ANYTHING, you just change enough code.

      You simply cannot rate a game on what it can be changed into, you have to rate it on what it is.

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    14. Re:Wow by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

      If all you had to do to beat a rating was release a game with a tiny patch needing to be added as well, then every sleezy porn producer would do that, and get their T rating.

      And they'd deserve that T rating, because the actual game that players could buy and bring home would have no adult content. The only people who would ever see it would be people who knew about the patch and explicitly chose to turn their copy of Non-Porn-Game into a copy of Porn-Game. If anything, the patch itself should receive an AO rating, not the unpatched game.

      The distinction between content that's added by a mod, and content that's present on the disc but can only be unlocked by a mod, is really meaningless, since the only difference from a player's perspective is the number of bytes he has to enter or download to see the content.

      Seriously, so what if you can enter an Action Replay code to add a sex scene to your GTA experience? You can also enter a Game Genie code to change Mario's name to "Fucko", with no more effort needed. That doesn't mean the game is obscene. In either case, you'll never see anything naughty unless you go out of your way to alter the game you bought, intentionally making it naughtier.

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    15. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Good point, good post. Unfortunately you gunned down yourself in the final paragraph:

      I'm ashamed to be on the same continent where stuff this ignorent stupidity occurs.


      Now that was just gibberish, it seems you are on the right continent after all...

      (I'm posting as ac -- that's the whole point of the /.-experience, ok?)
    16. Re:Wow by BackInIraq · · Score: 1

      If a parent can't trust the rating to reflect what a kid will be exposed to (since a lot of kids WILL download the unlock), then the rating is completely meaningless.

      But if the kid is under 17, the parent might as well shut the hell up, because the game was already deemed, by the ESRB, to be appropriate for those 17 and older.

      And if your kid is 17 or older, there is a very real probability that they have had actual real-life sex already, so who cares if they download the Hot Coffee mod? And even if they haven't had sex yet, they have definitely seen worse in the movies or on cable TV (and I'm not talking about HBO or Skinamax...I'm talking about shows like "The Shield").

      If your kid is under 17, the ESRB already told you the game was not appropriate for them. It already told you it contains "Sexual Content." You were already warned. If you didn't listen, then you were already a bad parent.

      Deal with it.

    17. Re:Wow by stanmann · · Score: 1

      You mean like shadow warrior which includes a URL on the back of the packaging for the "unlocked AO version".

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    18. Re:Wow by Nanoda · · Score: 1
      It's completely unheard of.

      Not many people know, but with a simple download from the internet, Microsoft Windows will display pornographic images in the background. It's true!

  81. Political Decision by rabtech · · Score: 1

    This is a political "save our own asses" discision by the ESRB. They want to avoid any potential shitstorms so they are going to blame Rockstar for the whole affair to look like they are taking it seriously.

    Meanwhile, the majority of the USA doesn't give two shits.

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  82. They gotta rerate Doom 3 too by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 2, Funny

    In other news, the ESRB are re-rating Doom 3, for possible hardcore anal scenes between zombies.

  83. When you are power-mad by HBI · · Score: 1, Troll

    Nothing has too high of a price.

    Vince Foster would tell us all about that. If he weren't dead, of course.

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  84. What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander by Locke2005 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The SIMS has an ESRB rating of E-T (Everyone/Teens). However, there is a patch available for The SIMS that removes the dithering done when they are changing clothes, allowing one to see buck naked SIMS!. Doesn't this mean the ESRB should also revoke The SIMS "Everyone" rating?

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  85. ESRB Rating now means nothing. by Necromancyr · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or has the ESRB just ensured that it can no longer argue its way out of mandatory goverment ratings - since it changes its own ratings and can't rate things properly the first time?

  86. Self regulation and self enforcement by DragonHawk · · Score: 1

    Personally, I think this is the right move for the ESRB and the industry as a whole. There's a whole group of people who want "the government" to start regulating video games (and movies, and TV, and books, and thought, and...). The industry always claims they can police themselves, given the chance. Well, here we had a video game maker shipping some dirty pictures in their game. Sure, they were disabled by default, but they were there. All you had to do was "rip off the cover", so to speak. Per modern mainstream American culture (right or wrong), and the ESRB's definitions ("graphic sexual content"), that's "Adults Only". It should be marked as such. Rockstar broke the industry's rules, and the industry is slapping them down because of it. Good. They should. If the industry wants to claim they can take care of themselves, they need to back it up with action.

    Does this mean more games should be rated "Adults Only"? Prolly. Also to the good, IMO. If the shoe fits, wear it.

    Does this mean parents shouldn't also be blamed for not paying closer attention? No. Parents (in general) should pay much closer attention to what their kids are watching, playing, and doing. They should spend more time being parents, in other words.

    But two wrongs don't make a right, and Rockstar deserves what they got.

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  87. Those Bastards by Ya+Bolshoi! · · Score: 1

    I can't believe that Rockstar fucked up like this. This is ridiculous. I really hope that this isn't some lame publicity stunt.

    They knew that this game was going to be heavily scrutinized by every Chicken Little culture warrior in the world (sans Al Quaeda, who I'm willing bet don't care), and what do they do? They put porn in the game! Agggh!

    Do they want federal regulation of video games? It's not as if the 1st amendment is going to shield game-makers -- there've been plenty of court cases where the judge ruled that games aren't expression and aren't protected (alright, maybe just the one, but you know what I mean). Clinton is practically shitting her pants over this, and I bet the only reason that Lieberman hasn't jumped in is because he's too busy jacking off at the thought of all the legislation he can pass now.

    I mean, yeah it's kind of weird that the most troubling part of this game for people isn't the decapitations, but rather crude, fully clothed polygonal eroticism. But still! What were they thinking? And then that bullshit lie about how 3vil h4Xorz "cracked the source code", using their magic wands to just create all stuff.

    Rockstar was retarded about this in two ways. First, they left it in the game. Of course some intrepid modders will find it! Hell, some people pretty much made up their own ending for KotOR2. Why couldn't they take the five minutes to just boot that shit from the code? Now they've made the ESRB look like morons (not that hard, admittedly) and gamemakers look like rapacious fiends, eagerly trying to corrupt our youth.

    Second, they fucking lied about it. That's the part that gets me. That they just sat there and said nothing, and then lied until that became impossible.

    Seriously, I have doubts that this is accidental. But on the other hand, this is way too stupid to be a publicity stunt. Maybe Hilary paid them off?

  88. Intent means more damage$ by tepples · · Score: 1

    I think this whole thing was an intentional stunt by Rockstar to boost sales and get free advertising.

    If in fact this was done with intent, and Rockstar gets sued, watch a judge award punitive damages.

  89. What precident does this set? by endus · · Score: 1

    So, now what? The ESRB is going to have to learn assembly and comb through game code to see if there is any content present which the manufacturer put in but has rendered inaccesable? What a bunch of pussified dumbshits. The politicians brought their usual think of the children shitrain down on them and they caved. "The rating has been undermined"...in what way has the rating of the shipping game been undermined????

  90. Its official. The ESRB sucks. by NanotechLobster · · Score: 1

    Stupid Politicians 1 Freedom 0

  91. Where are the lawsuits? by murreyaw · · Score: 1

    How long now until every parent that was mislead by the ESRB rating allowed their minor children to purchase the game, and later be subjected to the pornographic material. Rockstar should be 100% liable for those damages. Not that the game wasn't already out their on the edge of what most would consider morally acceptable.

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  92. A lot of people here don't get it by NonSequor · · Score: 1

    This ridiculous minigame doesn't bother me in the least and I know it doesn't bother the majority of you in the least, but this is a big deal. This latest move may reduce some of the damage, but basically Rockstar has screwed the game industry with this. The material was clearly cut in order to avoid getting an AO rating and leaving it on the disc in any form was supremely stupid.

    There are a lot of people out there who think that corrupting youths should be considered a serious crime. You can say that parents should be responsible for their own children, but these people think that since children still constitute a significant portion of the video game market that video games should not contain content that could "corrupt" them. I don't agree with this and most of you don't agree with this either. However, as things stand now we have to live with these people that we disagree with.

    Strengthening the ratings system is the best hope that we have for coexisting with these people. If the rating system can be made more effective we may be able to reach an understanding so that these people feel satisfied that their children are safe while allowing games marketed to adults to be unfettered. Rockstar leaving the Hot Coffee game on the disc has undermined what little faith there was in the rating system and there may be some serious repercussions. We could be talking about things like games being banned or class action lawsuits. That would of course, be a very bad thing for the game industry as a whole.

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  93. Conversely; by BlackMesaLabs · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, Ratings Board revokes YOU!!

  94. I don't think it was publicity, but... by kollivier · · Score: 1

    I do think they considered putting it into the game from the start. They no doubt removed it thinking about what the probable AO rating would do to sales.

    Let's face it - the "M" rating doesn't count for much (parents still think it's just a game), but AO for a major console game like GTA would get big headlines which would no doubt mention the sex games in it, and that content would have put it right off of many parents' Christmas buying list. (And yes, this would hurt Rockstar, probably more than they care to admit.) And, no, I don't think now most retailers will be able to sell it like they used to. (They have to worry that a 'investigative news reporter' might try to have their son buy the game then plaster that all over the 10 o'clock news.)

    Leaving it in the game was probably 1) easiser, and 2) the developers thought it wouldn't hurt too much if someone did hack it (and furthermore probably thought it'd be 'cool' if someone did), because they probably didn't realize how far it would spread.

    To be honest, though, I think the ESRB did the right thing here. (Though frankly, I think the violence is just as deserving of the rating as the sex is.) Otherwise, game developers could put all the nasty content into a 'locked' hack that they could later 'anonymously' have someone post the patch to. Voila, an easy way to get a T rating or less and put things like sex in it. The ESRB really did have to react in order to prevent these kinds of things from happening or being commonplace.

    Here's an idea for developers: make and sell a T and AO version of the game. An "Uncut" version, so to speak, with more gore and nudity and/or sex, or whatever. This way kids can't complain that they can't play cool games because they're only for adults, and adults can't complain that all the games out there are 'censored' for kids.

    1. Re:I don't think it was publicity, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Here's an idea for developers: make and sell a T and AO version of the game. An "Uncut" version, so to speak, with more gore and nudity and/or sex, or whatever. This way kids can't complain that they can't play cool games because they're only for adults, and adults can't complain that all the games out there are 'censored' for kids.

      Here's a better idea. Put the extra uncut content in, but leave it locked such that an additional utility must be downloaded before it can be viewed.

      Here's an even better idea. Parents might want to restrict what their children see while still being able to get to the additional content for their own use. The best way to do that would be to lock or unlock the content based on a bit set in the save files. That way, the parents could keep their save files on a memory card where they could physically restrict them.

    2. Re:I don't think it was publicity, but... by SidShakal · · Score: 1

      But of course, then you have it back to a couple flags that are [relatively] easy to change.

      I personally like the cut and uncut idea better, as the offending code would not be a part of the cut game at all; therefore, it could not be unlocked.

    3. Re:I don't think it was publicity, but... by codeman38 · · Score: 1

      Otherwise, game developers could put all the nasty content into a 'locked' hack that they could later 'anonymously' have someone post the patch to.

      Anyone remember the Sega version of Mortal Kombat? The gore and fatalities were all programmed into the game, but they were only unlockable by entering a code on the game's intro screen, thus allowing it to get Sega's pre-ESRB equivalent of a 'Teen' rating.

  95. Reality Check AntiRegulationSlashGimps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not just because of the sex:

    "Oh baby lets get married"

    "Girl, you should do this for a living"

    "I ain't insecure, but tell me how good I am"

    Kids can be complete morons about sex and relationships, and here we have an utterly tasteless porno-style two hands bobbin the girl's head scene with sexist dialogue that encourages idiotic behavior.

    If we had some sort of sex ed or relationship education in the US, I wouldn't agree with the ESRB, but there's a difference between things kids know that they are obviously not supposed to do (like running over people in cars, etc), smacking people around, and actually encouraging interest in legal but dysfunctional behavior with stupid-beyond-belief dialogue because the girl 'really' likes that sort of thing.

    1. Re:Reality Check AntiRegulationSlashGimps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reality Check? Looks like you are the one who needs it here!

      Are you seriously telling me that you are going to get worked up over a bit of sexual content but you think its A-OK that the same kids will be playing a game that involves murdering and stealing?

      If the kid seriously takes that message to heart when he is playing the game, then the fault lies with the parent, not the game.

      Since when do kids pay attention to their state mandated indoctrination anyway?

  96. How ludicrous can you get? by DrXym · · Score: 1
    This is a game that requires you to slash people's throats, murder, kill cops, blow things up, run people over, steal, hijack vehicles and generally cause bloody mayhem. All accompanied by a profanity laden script and radio tracks.


    Yet the ESRB are getting worked up over a mod that that is similar yet tamer than the sex scene in Team America and even less erotic.


    How fucking ridiculous is that?

    1. Re:How ludicrous can you get? by SPY_jmr1 · · Score: 1

      Ahh, I don't think you slash any throats, but I do remember stabbing quite a lot of people in the neck. *nods* See, much different. [/irony]

    2. Re:How ludicrous can you get? by DrXym · · Score: 1

      Slashing a throat is a special move. Don't know how you do it on PS2 / XBox but on the PC you right mouse to target to someone, walkup from behind and then also press the left mouse. You cut their throat in one go and instakill them.

      Some missions like the one where you're stealing something from a mansion and another on a cargo ship virtually require you use the move.

  97. Rerate Disney 18+ by renehollan · · Score: 1
    The material can only be accessed by downloading a software patch, created by an independent third party without Rockstar's permission, which is now freely available on the internet and through console accessories.

    So, let me get this straight. You provide digital entertainment content of some kind to your customers. I make it possible for your customers to make it possible to replace it with material thqt would carry a "more mature" rating. You have to rerate your distribution media.

    Yo, Disney! How much you gonna pay me to not tell people how to overwrite their "Lion King" video tapes with copies of "Debbie Does Dallas"? After all, having to re-rate all those "Lion King" VHS cassettes would cost you, no?

    Sheesh.

    And before someone points out that the offensive content was already there, just unaccessable, offensive content is always there on digital media, but inaccessable: ah, the magic of XOR to reveal it.

    Idiots.

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  98. Liberty by Sheepdot · · Score: 1

    I look forward to the day when tits and guns are both so prevalent that art is, once again, art.

  99. PS2? by appleLaserWriter · · Score: 1

    After a thorough investigation, we have concluded that sexually explicit material exists in a fully rendered, unmodified form on the final discs of all three platform versions of the game (i.e., PC CD-ROM, Xbox and PS2).

    I'm shocked and offended that my PS2 version of GTA:SA includes hot coffee mode. Now, how do I gain access to it?

  100. Responsibility: Parents vs. Developers by MindNumbingOblivion · · Score: 2, Interesting
    You know how every new parent used to say, "I'm scared and exhilirated at the same time," and "Boy, I wish kids came with an instruction manual"? Thanks to this culture of regulation, future parents won't have to worry about lack of documentation!

    I agree with the posts upset over the fact that companies are getting slammed over parents' inability to parent, but at the same time, I think there should be at least some modicum of responsibility on the developer's part, especially when it is found that the developer knew that objectionable material existed and was not forthcoming about the existence of that material (to the point of gutless blameshifting that only makes them look more culpable once it was found that the underlying code existed on all platform versions). If Rockstar had no intention of allowing that content to be released THEN WHY DID THEY LEAVE IT IN THERE? I can understand if it was a single programmer (or maybe team) that threw in an objectionable minigame, though that seems unlikely to me, but that's not Rockstar's story so far.

    Personally, I like a nice, cathartic, violent kill-fest first person shooter, and even had a lot of fun playing GTA3 and GTA:VC. I haven't played San Andreas, but this type of behaviour on Rockstar's part doesn't make me want to shell out cash to buy it now. This smells like someone wanted to include something and attempted to beat an ESRB rating by putting it in as an easter egg. Maybe possibly someone trying to challenge the ESRB's system itself; too bad for them, they've now got egg on their face.

    And as someone already said, Penny Arcade's article and comic sum up the situation pretty nicely.

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    1. Re:Responsibility: Parents vs. Developers by Gothic_Walrus · · Score: 1
      Why leave it in there?

      My guess would be that since it was never intended to be found - and, of course, not acccessible at all under normal conditions - they figured that leaving it in couldn't hurt anything.

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  101. For Sale - GTA:SA Collector's Edition by Humorously_Inept · · Score: 1

    Looking for some "Hot Coffee?" I've got your goods right here, ladies and gentlemen! One copy of Rockstar's controversial, pornography-laden software in mint condition with all original packaging and incorrect ESRB "M" rating! Use the Buy-It-Now! option and I will throw in a floppy disk containing the evil, ungodly "Hot Coffee" modification with which you can experience maximum pornographic pleasure! See blocky character models in underpants gyrate in ways that would make Jesus strike you down on the spot unless you're over eighteen! He's OK with the killing, though, assuming you're at least seventeen.

    Seriously though, I still don't get what the brouhaha is all about. Must be because I'm Canadian. I was flipping channels at around 9PM the other day between Tour de France coverage and the Life network was showing some sexual secrets program. The only difference between what they were showing on cable TV and XXX porn was actual entry shots. Now, I don't know if maybe cable is some kind age differentiation system, but it seems to me like anyone of any age, including people under eighteen, could have happened on that pretty graphic sexual content and possibly have gone blind!

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  102. It's still sleaze, and lame sleaze at that by L202 · · Score: 1

    Rockstar makes some interesting games, but nothing that is really innovative or brilliant. Resorting to stupid tricks like in-game blowjobs is pretty dumb, and doesn't indicate a very high level of professionalism in the managing staff at Rockstar. It's like they modeled a porn scene (and badly at that). Bravo, very creative! I play games because they're unique and exciting. I don't see Rockstar's games as "art" or "free speech". I see them as lame.

  103. Have to wonder though... by rikkards · · Score: 1

    Was it an easter egg?
    Did the higher ups at Rockstar know it was there?
    If not, you have to wonder if heads are going to roll.

  104. Bango by kabloie · · Score: 1

    Gone from Amazon's site, but Newegg took my order. Hot!

  105. No, they didn't. RTFA by sYn+pHrEAk · · Score: 2, Informative

    Try to RTFA next time.

    From Rockstar's statement:
    "...hackers created the 'hot coffee' modification by disassembling and then combining, recompiling and altering the game's source code. Since the 'hot coffee' scenes cannot be created without intentional and significant technical modifications and reverse engineering of the game's source code..."

    They never said the content was inserted, they said the game was modified, which is true.

    However, the nude skin for the female model WAS added by the modders, so even though they didn't say it, there WAS content inserted by the hackers.

    1. Re:No, they didn't. RTFA by dupont54 · · Score: 1

      Wrong.

      The mod, in its most basic version, only alter the SAVE FILES, not the source, scripts or assets at all.

      It alters the game scripts only to unlock the nude models (which are already in the game data), the 3 cities and the 6 girlfriends from the beginning.

      Rockstar has lied since day one, and now they threaten the mod maker for "unauthorized reverse engineering"... After encouraging modding to increase their game popularity, they now want to kill one modder just because THEY screw up ! I'm completly disgust by this company.

    2. Re:No, they didn't. RTFA by pclminion · · Score: 2, Insightful
      From Rockstar's statement: "...hackers created the 'hot coffee' modification by disassembling and then combining, recompiling and altering the game's source code. Since the 'hot coffee' scenes cannot be created without intentional and significant technical modifications and reverse engineering of the game's source code..."

      They never said the content was inserted, they said the game was modified, which is true.

      Oh, come OFF it. That passage is all but incomprehensible gobbledegook for anybody who isn't a programmer. "Altering the game's source code" sounds an awful like inserting the entire thing into the game. This is nothing but atrocious doublespeak which any politician would be proud of.

      So no, TECHNICALLY they did not claim the hacker did it, but the message was carefully worded to give that impression to the average person. But in court, they can weasle out of the statement by explaining that setting bits in the binary is what they meant by "altering the source code."

      It's WEASEL WORDING.

  106. total bullshit by DaFallus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Hilary Clinton is a stupid bitch that deserves to die a slow and painful death. Anyone with the mentality that "everyone in society should participate in raising my child and should share the blame and responsibility for his actions when I allow him to play ADULT themed video games" should immediately be shot in the face at least 15 times and have glass shards forced down their throat while having an incredibly old and splintery piece of wood shoved up their ass.

    Accountability
    Responsibility

    These words have been lost in time, their meanings forgotten over years of "it takes a village to raise a child" bullshit. Guess what hippies, we don't live in a village, we live in a country with almost 300 million fucking people and the United States is not a fucking daycare. Parents used to be forced to take responsibility for their children. Now everyone seems to think its ok for bad parents to just point their fingers back at society with bullshit explanations like "my child is a murderer because while I was out on the street turning tricks to pay for my crack addiction he was playing a video game where you murder people that I bought him to keep his mouth shut while mommy freebased herself a snack".

    When a kid goes and finds his dad's gun and uses it to shoot a cop, don't blame GTA, blame the stupid fuck parents who didn't teach the kid right from wrong, the value of life, the difference between reality and fantasy, gun control and safety, and that ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES.

    On another note, I don't understand how they can revoke a rating for San Andreas "due to unauthorized third party "Hot Coffee" modification". There are a handful of guns that can easily be modified into fully automatic weapons, yet those manufacturers aren't held responsible. But some 8 year old playing a game with a Mature rating goes onto the INTERNET and finds a patch for nudity? Nudity on the internet, what is the world coming to...

    Also, I didn't hear a big stink about all those nudity patches that came out for the various releases of The Sims.

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    1. Re:total bullshit by ptbarnett · · Score: 2, Informative
      There are a handful of guns that can easily be modified into fully automatic weapons, yet those manufacturers aren't held responsible.

      While I agree with the rest of your post, this is also total BS. Despite what the sensationalist media wants you to believe, it's simply not true.

      First, the necessary parts are not easily obtained (at least not legally). There are a fixed supply of auto-sears for civilians -- ones manufactured before 1986. Depending on the model, typical prices for this part alone are around $3,000.

      Second, a firearm that is easily modifiable to full-automatic is also restricted. The BATF has been known to confiscate rifles after they were sold to civilians and later found to be easily converted.

      Frankly, I can't tell you exactly how legal weapons are designed to prevent conversion to full-automatic, because the BATF considers that conspiracy to commit a crime (i.e. making a conversion to full auto). If you don't believe me, that's your choice. But, I'm not sticking my neck out to convince you.

      Of course, with the knowledge, skill and necessary tools, you might be able to do so. But, the BATF has a threshold (in man-hours) that must be met, or a weapon cannot be manufactured in or imported into this country.

  107. Boots excepted by cryptochrome · · Score: 4, Funny

    From what I understand the sex scenes aren't even particularly explicit. Who does it with their clothes on, I mean really?

    Oh wait, considering how objectionable these people seem to think this scene is, they probably ARE the type of people who do it with their clothes on.

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    1. Re:Boots excepted by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 0

      Have of them probably do it in the dark with their clothes on and don't even use their own sexual organs because that would be dirty.

    2. Re:Boots excepted by ChrisK87 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I've heard this is an excelent form of birth control. And we all know that birth control ws brought to this earth by satan (quoth the fundies). This is the underlying issue here. Think of the rating change as an attack on satan and a reaffirmation of wholesome American values.

    3. Re:Boots excepted by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 1

      The upshot of that is, it's highly unlikely they'll successfully reproduce if they continue having sex with their clothes on.

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    4. Re:Boots excepted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, well... it was this time I was playing in the park as a kid, when this couple got under some trees, came reeeally close if you know what I mean, and then started making this kind of funny movements... all with their clothes on and standing right there, just the zippers down.

      So, who does it? Well, there sure is someone.

    5. Re:Boots excepted by mysidia · · Score: 3, Interesting

      How are we to know they even saw the scene? Perhaps they just read press releases about the ability to modify the game to ''unlock'' sexually explicit imagery.

      Who says they know how difficult it is to ''unlock'' the images and how much of the information is created in process by the people modifying the game?

      Will they be upset if there were a press release that a group had discovered a modification in the form of a software patch that could be applied to a certain brand of TV or DVD player to bypass the V-chip and expect the manufacturer to recall the line or add a disclaimer prohibiting sales of the TVs/DVD players to people under 18?

    6. Re:Boots excepted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's another patch that makes the girl nude, at least. Though that won't do much if the guy is still fully clothed.

    7. Re:Boots excepted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How are we to know they even saw the scene?

      Because I love Ayanami Rei.

  108. Time to go buy copies of the old verison by aka_big_wurm · · Score: 2, Informative

    maybe I should run out and buy copies of the game before the news gets around it may be worth something

    1. Re:Time to go buy copies of the old verison by Gothic_Walrus · · Score: 1
      Forget about it.

      They've sold over five million copies of the original version, and I'm sure that the rerelease will sell pretty darn well too.

      Neither version of the game will ever be rare or extremely valuable.

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  109. There's a nice slippery slope here by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
    In the philosophical sense. And it's great to see that Rockstar have explored it a bit. Basically we have a continuum something like:
    1. Completely innocent game
    2. Pornographic only if you make substantial changes (eg. a skinnable game where you can replace clothing textures with skin textures)
    3. Pornographic if you make a relatively substantial hack (eg. the game renders humans with clothing layer by layer but if you remove the calls to the functions for the outer layers it renders humans in bare skin)
    4. Pornographic only if you make a small hack to the executable (This case)
    5. Pornographic only if you enter certain unpublished commands
    6. Overtly pornographic
    It's always interesting when you have a slope like this to see where different people will draw the line. I think (3) is the most interesting possibility but (4) is vaguely interesting too.
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    1. Re:There's a nice slippery slope here by fanha · · Score: 1
      The line is simple. #6, #5, #4 are all developper-end content issues where content that was explicitly sexual was put in the game deliberately by the developper. #3, #2, and #1 are user-end introductions of new content (just using the existant rendering system). #3 is the only blurry one since it would be ridiculous if the models were too "detailed" under the clothes (which would be content made by the developper).

      The standard has always been "who introduced the content that breaks the rating?" In this case the user is introducing nothing but a jump within the code's existant code; no new content is introduced. When it comes to reskinning, that's introducing new content in the form of a skin.

    2. Re:There's a nice slippery slope here by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
      the only blurry one since it would be ridiculous if the models were too "detailed"
      Models are often "too detailed". Some artists take pride in their work and don't like to leave a job unfinished. They are often situations when they can get away with adding detail even if it isn't strictly necessary, especially in something like a texture map where extra detail might cost nothing because storing black pixels might take the same disk or memeory space as storing painted ones.
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    3. Re:There's a nice slippery slope here by fanha · · Score: 1

      It usually is looked over if it takes a hack to get to since the content isn't really "pornographic" in nature (in the sense of intending to add sexual content). In stark contrast, the GTA scenes are obviously pornographic in nature and intent (with not only art but gameplay elements) and not just an "art issue."

  110. Stupid... by Plazzma · · Score: 1

    This whole thing reminds me of the totally illogical thinking of the RIAA in their recent legal action. The children they are worried about that are capable of downloading the Hot Coffee mod, are just as internet savvy to go download hardcore porn.

  111. Logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well see, it's really quite obvious. Violence can be shown easily, so it must be a natural thing, and as a natural thing there is no harm in showing it.


    Lesson: Sex is completely unnatural.

  112. They also realized by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    that without some outside controls, TV content would be dictated solely by the advertisers. And as the advertisers have shown themselves to be such a wonderful, responsible bunch in the quest for ever higher ratings and watercooler talk (read your eyeballs), the only option left to parents would be hardwiring the power switch to the off position. (Not necessarily a bad thing, but probably not what we really want)

  113. The Sims by timigoe · · Score: 1

    Well, if thats the case... surely for all these 'nude patches' that can be added to the sims - the same principle should apply.

    Imo its silly - games creators have code that is inaccessible - instead of remove it, just stop the software ver getting to it.

    Surely, as adults (as the game is rated 18 over here) then we know about sex and there shouldn't be a problem - its all these parents that buy rated games for their kids. These things are rated for a reason.

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  114. Think of the Cost To RockStar by mpapet · · Score: 1

    The penalty costs to RockStar are staggering.

    For example, they might sell GTA SA to a big-box store for $20.00 ea. For each game in inventory, the retailer demands $20.00 plus a return processing fee, (20% per copy?) plus they're probably not going to actually get anything back from the retailer anytime soon because the retailer's supply chain doesn't work like that.

    Add to that the shelf-space fee they'll charge for putting the sanitized version back on the shelf, plus a likely free first order and the big box has just done very very well.

    Do that for each chain in the first or second tier of retailers and RockStar pays dearly.

    Does anyone know on average how many units are in the channel at any given time?

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  115. other AO-Rated games? by Allison+Geode · · Score: 1

    i know there are supposed to be at least 18 other AO rated games in existence, but i've never seen any of them in stores. yes, i know its because stores won't carry them. that said, does anyone know which games have actually gotten AO rating?

  116. I believe you have overlooked your logic... by yui_unifex · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The flaw in your analogy is clear: Accidents happen and bottles can break, releasing the illicit substance. There is nothing the player can do short of a direct and intentional modification that causes this code to become active.

  117. The Original Rating is Fine by spblat · · Score: 1

    Here's what my GTA:SA PS2 ESRB rating says:

    MATURE 17+
    Blood and Gore
    Intense Violence
    Strong Language
    Strong Sexual Content
    Use of Drugs

    Coffee or no coffee, this is sufficient information for parents to decide whether little Johnny can play this game. As much as I love the GTA series, I have a four year old and a seven year old, and they don't get to watch me play this, let alone play it themselves.

  118. Wow by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    This just goes to show how screwed up the priorities of the human race are. You can steal stuff, and you can kill people, but GOD FORBID YOU GET NAKED OR HAVE SEX!

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  119. Further in further news by sockonafish · · Score: 4, Funny

    The internet has been banned because of the possibility that children may buy bicycles online.

    1. Re:Further in further news by maglor_83 · · Score: 1

      Bycycles are no longer illegal because kids can no longer go on the internet and download porn

  120. Will the title be pulled... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    It's nice that the ERSB decided to revoke the rating on GTA, but will the stores actually remove the title from their shelves? I don't think so. It would be more profitable to sell out what they have on hand since it now has a reputation. The stores need to be legally responsible for enforcing the ratings the same way stores are required to enforce the age restrictions for selling smokes and booze.

    1. Re:Will the title be pulled... by Spiffae · · Score: 1

      The answer: Yes. EBGames has pulled the game from their shelves. I called a local EB branch, and the salesman told me that the game had been banned from sale due to the ESRB changing reconsidering the rating. When I asked if there was any way I could get the game at all, he simply said "no way. you're not going to be able to get this game from us for a while."

      Interestingly enough, he was also pretty well versed in the hot coffee scandal, and thought it was a bunch of bullshit. Nonetheless, they have pulled the game from shelves.

    2. Re:Will the title be pulled... by Spiffae · · Score: 1

      In the last post, replace "EB" with "GameStop"

      /idot

  121. RTFA by fanha · · Score: 1
    Have people who are still claiming this is a case of "inserted content" even read the article? The content was already in there. That means, that within Rockstar, the following people have to have not only seen it, but spent time developping it:

    - Programmers
    - Content Managers (and minions)
    - Artists and Animators
    - Game Designers/Script Writers
    - Script Programmers

    This means probably at least a dozen people within Rockstar worked on this content, in the state you see it now. They knew it existed, and they did not remove it. Rockstar flatly lied about the content not being in the game originally. This ruling in no way says that added content can change a game's rating; it does say content on the product disk can, which makes full sense.

    As for people criticizing the rating change, it's actually good that the ESRB has the balls to start enforcing its ratings now. What they need to do though is cut the crap with "17+" and "18+" ratings and just bump Mature games to AO. Since obviously pornography is not going to be sold to anyone under 18 and that's not negociable, do the people complaining about "inconsistancy" really want violent games (Doom 3, HL2, RE4, etc.) to all be rated 18+ as well? I wouldn't mind that (and I say this as a game developper by profession), but wouldn't you?

    If you are going to complain about something, at least grace the reader with your proposed solution and its consequences and why it is better than how things are.

    1. Re:RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      of course people would have worked on it. no doubt that the final story will run something like (NB: this is speculation) we sent it to QA, and they came back and said that we were likely to fail our NC17 rating with the sex scenes in, we've got 3 days till we master and now we've got to take the damn thing out without making any unnecessary modifications to the disk layout or the code. so we just set the unlock flag to be permantently false


      whats wrong with that? lots of things get shot for movies that never make it. now lets say a sequence from a 15+ film that contained nudity was cut from the film before its release, but this sequence was released to the net, should the film loose its 15+ rating? should the film studio be held responsible for even filming the sequence in the first place when they were filming a 15+ film?


      yes, badly handled situation, but its hardly a OMG wont someone thing of the children! situation.

    2. Re:RTFA by Galidron · · Score: 1

      Since Wal-Mart, Best Buy, Game Stop, and all the others will stop carying these games once they are all made AO which means even most 18+ consumers will stop buying them I must wonder what games you develope?

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    3. Re:RTFA by fanha · · Score: 1
      The ratings below M are actually used, with actual games, and actually a majority of games, thus your question is silly. "Controversial" games represent a small minority of the number of game titles published (and the development houses that produce them also a minority) and simply get a large amount of media attention for the FUD that both sides argue ("our children are being corrupted and people are dying" versus "our rights to free speech are going to be abolished"). While games like GTA get good sales and better media, their elimination from the mainstream market would only be a gap filled by something else and would be of more benefit to the industry's name than it would detriment to their finances. The adult entertainment market is already a multi-billion dollar industry; Rockstar would just have to setup shop there. After all, their target audience is essentially adult anyhow, right? The one-year slide is just a financial appeasement; it should not exist in a sensible rating system and needs to go before the ESRB can become more than a joke at rating graphic games.

      It makes sense that culturally, a game that emphasizes illegal activity, killing of realistic people in realistic settings, and contains sexual situations not suitable for a minor shouldn't be marketted to anyone under 18, regardless of the commercial consequences. The problem isn't that GTA would get pulled; the problem is that it was there in the first place, which was due to playing political games instead of just using moral sense.

    4. Re:RTFA by fanha · · Score: 1
      You would have to be implying catastrophic failures and incompetence on multiple levels of the development team to end up with a situation like that in the first place (especially on a console title; console titles are tested to death and thus you wouldn't get that feedback "at the last minute" unless your testing team was made up of idiots), failures which shouldn't happen at a company hiring people of the caliber that they do to produce the quality of games they do. What's more, unless their whole content system was a frail hack (no chance in a large game like GTA), the actual art and models used there could have and should have been completely removed from the gold; at worst case it should have frozen when someone tried to run that section of the game or showed filler box-models.

      There are only a few options I can think of:

      - The Rockstar team are idiots from design down to testing (no way)
      - The Rockstar team was originally developping GTA as an AO game
      - The Rockstar team intentionally left it in to start controversy as their former titles are infamous for, and were dipping their toes in the water for having "unlockable" adult content in future M games

      The last seems the most likely.

  122. Hey Look! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I made a mod for the new "M" rated GTA that changes all the skins to have 12 foot dongs hanging out of their pants!

    We better send this one to the ESRB as well because of the wide availability of my modification!

    ESRB buckle under government pressure? NEVER!

  123. Linux revoked by houghi · · Score: 1
    ESRB head Patricia Vance says 'After a thorough investigation, we have concluded that sexually explicit material exists in a fully rendered, unmodified form on the final source of all platform versions of the Operating Sytem.
    grep -iR fuck /usr/src/linux/*
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  124. I think GTA needs more explicit sex, not less by tokengeekgrrl · · Score: 4, Funny

    Think about it. GTA is the perfect medium by which to teach guys how to *really* pleasure a woman. As long as the gameplay makes you work for the woman's orgasm, meaning you're going to have to work those controls for more than 5 minutes guys, I say bring it on.

    GTA: Turning Geeks into Better Lovers

    ~tokengeekgrrl

  125. Hello? Anybody home? Hello? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Viewing this "adult" material requires downloading a patch from the internet. All sights containing this patch should be rated "adult-only", no? So by definition, to view this material, you need to have unfettered access to the internet... in which case you can view previews of hundreds if not thousands of for more prurient videos! It's like saying a jpeg should be x-rated because there is a steganographic encoding of a XXX movie script in the background. At some point, with sufficiently sophisticated filters, you can start interpreting random noise as pornography, like in the book "Subliminal Seduction". Where do you draw the line?

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  126. I like Walter Olson's comments by Ann+Elk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From his excellent site:

    Me, I'm just amused by the thought of class action attorneys trolling for a named plaintiff parent who will testify that, while she was okay for her little Johnny to buy a game involving drug dealing, gambling, carjacking, cop-shooting, prostitution, throat-slashing, baseball-bat beatings, drive-by shootings, street-racing, gang wars, profanity-laced rap music, homosexual lovers' quarrels, blood and gore, and "Strong Sexual Content," she is shocked, shocked to learn that the game also includes an animation at about the level of a Ken doll rubbing up against an unclothed Barbie doll with X-rated sound effects, and is thus a victim of both consumer fraud and intense emotional distress, entitled to actual and punitive damages totalling $74,999 per identically-situated class member in the state.
  127. Careful what you comment out!!! by OneMemeMofo · · Score: 1
    Through this whole thing the only thing I can think of is that somewhere during the development of GTA:SA this conversation took place between two programers:

    Prog1: "Hey.. Check out the modification of the minigames I did.. you get to 'do it' with Denise!!!"

    Prog2: "Cool Dude!!!"

    Fast Forward 6 - 12 months:

    Prog2: "Say man you did erase that ahem, minigame, with Denise from the source-code, right?"

    Prog1: "Cr@p! I /*-ed the routines that would let you get to it... I mean, it's totally unaccessable, completely so on the consoles!!!"

    I admit, I have actually watched the hot coffee video. It REALLY looks bad, badly animated, badly texture, brillo pads for under-arm hair, really bad stuff. In fact it looks like a very badly put together in-house modification of the bench-press workout routine where, instead of pushing two buttons at the correct times you tap left and right at the correct times. However, instead of the polished look that the rest of the game has this looks much more like something a wise-ass programmer slapped together over an uneventful lunch hour. Something a supervisor would roll their eyes over and proclaim loudly, "Get back to work!". The fact that it was programatically locked away means that it was most likely forgotten about during beta-testing and the sleep-depriving production rush. This should be a lesson to lazy programmers, not a Congressional taxpayer funded investigation!

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  128. Chalk this up by NaCh0 · · Score: 0

    as a success for Hillary Clinton. Teenagers everywhere will stop having sex after Ms. Clinton's courageous fight against the mature video game industry.

  129. doh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    pwned by a third party patch

  130. DMCA by lexbaby · · Score: 1

    Is Rockstar going to sue the Mod writer? Rockstar and Take-Two are taking a pretty good hit financially on this now. This sounds right up the DMCA's alley.

    If they do, it will kill modding and extra revenue that brings in. Of course if they don't, it will appear as if the Hot Coffee content was intentional.

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  131. Utterly and Completely Rediculous! by VTMarik · · Score: 1

    My god, this is the whole Janet Jackson crap all over again.

    First off, without the third-party code this content is completely inaccessable. Hence, it really shouldn't be a problem for the ESRB.

    They buckled to political pressure, and that is what is wrong here. The ESRB is an independent organization designed to offer suggestions on what people should be playing their games, since that's all ratings are.

    How about we just have two ratings. GK and NGK: Good for Kids, and Not Good for Kids.

    That way it's clear to any idiot out there that some games just aren't meant for people too young to handle the content.

    But wait! Age doesn't determine who's mature enough.

    How about we keep the rating for GTA and just issue a press release saying in so many words that
    "The people who want the rating changed are not our core consumers, nor are they any form of expert on what is and is not decent. We will not change the rating just because you don't understand the situation. And we would like to say to those who criticize us for this decision to go out into the world and find out how technology works before jumping on our backs."

    Where's the link to which we can send letters to the ESRB?

  132. Modified Boardgames? by potpie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does this apply to boardgames too? Because I was able to draw naughty pictures all over a game of Monopoly... I'd like that game to be rated "Adults Only" now. Who can I contact at the ESRB?

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    1. Re:Modified Boardgames? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, if you make the pictures you stuck on the boardgame freely available on the internet for the public to download, print and stick on their own boards.

  133. Ya, well, goes a little farther than that by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    The whole reason that people are even challenging this is that there are a lot of uppity people that hate GTA and Rockstar for making it. They don't really care about the rating, they want it banned. So what does this do? Well many stores, but most importantly Walmart (that's where the most games are sold) flat out refuse to stock AO and unrated titles. No consideration at all, if it's AO it's not stocked.

    Well, that means that getting this promoted to AO would effectively cut it from a large segment of the market. In reality, of course, Rockstar will deal with it, but that's their real goal here.

    The other part of it is they want governmental mandadte. ESRB ratings, just like MPAA ratings, are 100% voluntary. The industry established it, and they choose to self-rate. That pisses the activist groups off because they can't control it, if there's something they don't like that the ratings group decides is fine, nothing they can do. So they want the government to step in and take over, because they can put pressure on politicians.

  134. I'm going to buy TWO copies by EvilStein · · Score: 1

    ... in about 10 minutes, after I finish this staff meeting I'm in.

    What group initially raised a stink about this? Those pious asshats in the "Parents Television Council" again?

  135. Attempt for rational dialogue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, so,

    Rockstar's developers created this content. That much is clear. It's on their discs.

    I guess the question is whether this is intentional. Hear me out before you dismiss this as a lunatic post.

    You ever work on software? Did it ever amuse you to put amusing error messages like "If you ever see this error, then I really f$cked up," or "goddammit, I thought I fixed this in the last version!" in your code? Of course you have--it's a little mischeif that no one will ever see, that you intend to remove after you're done debugging. No harm, no foul. It's a quiet little rebellion that blows off a little steam...

    Ever see such an item actually make it to production? Rare, but it happens. Of course, the company in question is horribly embarrassed, but it's sometimes EXTREMELY hard to find these without an extensive review of the source. And anything with a significant distributed environment and branch-merge issues makes it hard to keep a lid on such things.

    Now, I don't work in the gaming industry, but I have friends who do. They're overworked and underpaid. But they work there because they enjoy working on games. They enjoy putting together the engine, the characters. And in Rockstar's case, they like being "push the envelope" edgy.

    Can you imagine a couple of Rockstar developers blowing off some steam by putting some characters into...interesting physical positions late one night when they're sick of what they're assigned to work on? Do you think this is the first time someone's done this?

    I'm not at all suprised someone's done this in the history of gaming. The only suprising thing is that (as far as we know) this is the first time such a thing has made it to production... There are reportedly sexually explicit single frames in some Disney cartoons, for crying out loud. "No one will ever notice it" is sometimes enough of a justification.

    3 possibilities:
    a.) The developers involved snuck this in as a twisted in-joke.
    b.) The developers involved built this for their own amusement, and didn't mean for it to make it to prod
    c.) Rockstar Games deliberatly included this in the game, looking for exactly this kind of mod to appear.

    I find c.) to be the least likely of the options, personally...

    That doesn't mean Rockstar's attempt to pass this off as "not our fault!" wasn't stupid. But let's be fair--do you really think this was something that was deliberatly included in the game?

  136. Sex is okay in movies, but *gasp* not games! by DroopyStonx · · Score: 1

    Funny, Basic Instinct was R and contains shitloads more REAL nudity and sex than GTA ever could.

    Why was it okay for 17+ year olds to see that, but not in GTA?

    Oh, that's right... because the assholes who decide these things are complete fucking idiots.

    Little do they know, joke's on them.

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  137. I heard a rumor by SWATJester · · Score: 2, Funny

    I heard a rumor on the internets that you can download naked pictures! Somebody cover my eyes quickly, I can't be trusted to do it myself!

  138. not sure if many will agree... by dsands1 · · Score: 1

    ...but I view this as a good thing. In all situations there has to be a extreme. We need that extreme in place so that everything else can be measured against it. Right now, for the gaming industry (and america in general), the taboo is graphic sex. The problem is that when you remove the extreme, the next thing down the line becomes the new target and new extreme. So, if they ban/outlaw graphic sex in games, then the violence becomes the next thing to go... no more gore mode.

    And it also goes in the other direction. Everyone remember back in 2000-2001 when Marilyn Manson was touring in the mid-west and parents were protesting that he was corrupting the children. Then 9/11 hit and suddenly nobody gave a flying fuck about Manson, because his extreme act paled in comparison to the evil of that day.

    Maybe someone needs to release a game with a hidden zombie felching mini-game. Then people wouldn't give a flying fsck about the hot coffee mod!

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  139. This is incredible... by bhunachchicken · · Score: 1

    I'm assuming that the console versions of the game will require a ridiculous number of steps in order to make this content available. I assume I would have to mod my PS2, burn a new DVD, apply the patch and then finally boot the game. This could certainly take upwards of 2 days to achieve.

    However, I can just jump on to any number of free porn sites on the net and in seconds be watching a real MPG video of a real asian teenager having real sex on a real bed.

    Time to rate the internet AO as well then..?

  140. Are videogames inherently unrateable? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Most forms of expression are fairly linear - you read it, listen to it, or watch it all the way through once, and then you have a pretty good idea of everything that is in it. However, most video games are non-linear. There are multiple paths to the game objective, and many include features that are "locked" until after you play for hours and hours. I submit that there is no effective way to guarantee that the reviewer has excercised every code path through the game, therefore any rating is at best a guess based on incomplete information! The only people that know everything that is in a game are the people that wrote it, and probably no single one of them is familiar with the entire game either. Our best bet is to have the developer's rate the games themselves, then simply not buy from companies that misrate them. Having a 3rd party rate a videogame is really just an exercise in intellectual masterbation; the rating proves nothing because the rater knows far less about the content than the creator.

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  141. Once again... by stubear · · Score: 1

    ...slashbots miss the point. Rockstar didn't get busted because of the content in the game. They were busted for trying to conceal the content from the ESRB in hopes they would receive an M rating instead of an AO rating so they could sell the game in Wal-Mart. While I agree that people need to get a grip concerning sexual content in the game, slashbots need to improve their reading comprehension skills and quit using every opportunity like this to get on your soap box about how bad you think America is. What I find to be a far greater outrage is that one store can wield do much power over consumer choice. With the cost of producing video games surpassing that of most Hollywood film budgets, publishers need access to large chains like Wal-Mart for their businesses to remain profitable.

  142. Where do I get these stickers? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    It seems a natural thing to put on my USB thumbdrive, especially if I install the Hot Coffee modified save-game on it.

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  143. "A Stunning Move"? by electricmba · · Score: 1

    The ESRB is a US entity...this is the same country that spent over a year filibustering about Janet Jackson popping out a boob at the superbowl. Americans - you can expect a whole lot more of this under your religious right controlled government.

  144. Content Rated by Trippee · · Score: 1

    The Content of a game is rated, not what's accessable out of the box. Technically the programmers shouldn't have left "hot coffee" in the game if they didn't want it to be found. In today's world, just about any product out on the market hiding something digital can/will be cracked eventually.

  145. If they're pulling the game, can I get it cheap? by javaxman · · Score: 1
    So, what are retailers doing with the games if they're going to stop selling them ? Is there somewhere I can pick up an unplayed copy cheap? Will they show up on EBay ? Or is this just driving up the price like when Ice-T's metal band's "Cop Killer" album had to be pulled ??

    Really, RockStar did screw up if they left the minigame on the disc in any form. The only way they can save face in my eyes now is to release it, unlocked, with an AO rating. Really, these games are seriously violent enough, they should be rated AO anyway, for what ratings are worth.

    The subtext to that is : ratings are only as good as a parent's control over their child. Meaning they're next to worthless.

  146. NOT censorship by artemis67 · · Score: 1

    The ESRB is an industry body, not a government regulatory agency. Participation in the ESRB is entirely voluntary.

    Besides, the ratings system is just as much a selling point as anything else. A Mature rating only increases the interest in a game.

    I would seriously question that any game with a Mature rating decreases by a significant amount the INTENDED audience for the game since, as you point out, it's so easy just to go online and purchase it from Amazon.

    1. Re:NOT censorship by NineNine · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The ESRB is an industry body, not a government regulatory agency. Participation in the ESRB is entirely voluntary.

      The partent post said that it was "effectively" censorship. This is "effectively" censorship.

      I would seriously question that any game with a Mature rating decreases by a significant amount the INTENDED audience for the game since, as you point out, it's so easy just to go online and purchase it from Amazon.

      Not true. Movie makers have known for years that they'll sell more tickets to a PG-13 movie than an R movie. And they'll sell a hell of a lot more tickets to an R movie than an X movie (or your state's equivalent). You see, Bible-Thumpers are just fine with murder (see Iraq War, started by a "Born Again Christian" and broadly supported by Christians), but not OK with sex (they like to "be fruitful and multiply" asexually, apparently).

    2. Re:NOT censorship by smothra · · Score: 1

      I know this is off topic territory but it comes up so often. Censor has a very specific meaning that does not include "make it harder to get a hold of" or "make it more expensive"

      When you censor something, you review and (presumably) alter the content to remove "erroneous, vulgar, obscene, or otherwise objectionable material from a work"

      Ratings systems might be bad public policy, they might be ineffective, they might unfairly target part of the population, and they might be misleading. They might even *lead to* censorship - as when an artist adjusts his or her work to meet a rating. But a ratings system is not censorship and this case is not "effectively" censorship.

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    3. Re:NOT censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically, it's 'sex outside of marriage' they have a beef with, but whatever.

  147. Oh, give me a break by _newwave_ · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    so you just comment out the call to activate it

    ...and then include the cheat to re-activate it.

    1. Re:Oh, give me a break by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This particular "cheat" is similar to (but more technically complex than) the one that adds porn to every Word document you create. If you are not a programmer AND can't be bothered to RTFA y...welcome to ./

  148. Thought of other countries... by AutopsyReport · · Score: 1
    This just further lends to my wishes of United States & Canada becoming more like other countries where sexuality is not reserved and blanketed by unecessary censorship. Where sexuality flourishes in proper conduct because it has not been clothed to shield the eyes of the young. Where the bosom of a women is a natural sight to men, women and children alike, and yields no more an enticement than seeing dessert on the menu.

    Yes, I will be dreaming of Miami tonight.

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  149. The Sims 'T' Rating revoked! by Aexia · · Score: 1

    In a stunning move, the ESRB has advised retailers to stop selling The Sims and its expansions. This report follows public pressure over the nudity patch debacle. EA, the publishers of the game have given retailers the option of restickering the game with an M rating or exchanging it for a new version with the controversial content removed. ESRB head Patricia Vance says 'After a thorough investigation, we have concluded that sexually explicit material exists in a fully rendered, unmodified form on the final discs of the game. However, the material was programmed by EA to be inaccessible to the player and they have stated that it was never intended to be made accessible. The material can only be accessed by downloading a software patch, created by an independent third party without EA's permission, which is now freely available on the internet. Considering the existence of the undisclosed and highly pertinent content on the final discs, compounded by the broad distribution of the third party modification, the credibility and utility of the initial ESRB rating has been seriously undermined.'"

  150. And that is mostly a lie.. by vhold · · Score: 2, Insightful
    From The Hot Coffee mod author's site
    After reading various discussion about this mod around the internet, I would like to make the following statement:

    All the contents of this mod was already available on the original disks. Therefor the scriptcode, the models, the animations and the dialogs by the original voice-actors were all created by RockStar. The only thing I had to do to enable the mini-games was toggling a single bit in the main.scm file. (Of course it was not easy to find the correct bit). The Nude models that are used as a bonus in the Quick action version of the mod, were also already present on the original disk. But all this material is completely inaccesible in an unmodded version of the game. It can therefor not be considered a cheat, easter-egg or hidden feature. But is most probably just leftover material from a gameplay idea that didn't make the final release. I would really like to stress that this material is only accessible after willfully applying the hot coffee mod (or something similar) to the game.
  151. Does violence or nudity affect children? by vertinox · · Score: 1

    Really, does it?

    How many of you played Doom when you you were kids? Or watched those NC-17 slasher flicks bad in the late 70's/early 80's?

    How many of you looked at your dad's porn mags or watched the fuzzy channels at night or "aquired" vhs's of the Spice Channel from your rich friend?

    And how many of you grew up to be child molesting murdering pscychopaths with people burried in your back yard? Hrmm?!

    Look. Let the kids fight to get the content like the rest of us did and learn the ropes of being a kid by tricking their parents, but lets not make a national issue over something that's litterally damn harmless.

    If violence and sex were harmful to children, we'd all be dead right now.

    Teenage pregnancy and teen violence because of gangs and drugs is far greater problem.

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  152. In other news: by william_w_bush · · Score: 1

    Government officials, serving at the behest of an uninvolved electorate tend to listen to parents, as they seem to be a large and vocal constituency.

    In other news, Social security and medicare are endorsed by politicians hoping to curry favor with senior citizens, another large and vocal constituency.

    Yell at the parents, yell at the seniors, yell at the stupid stupid people who scream outrage at every stupid thing that happens in the world. Ridicule parents publicly for buying games anything like this without noticing "oh, timmy just stomped on a hookers bloody skull, that's nice", but being outraged when they see fake, very low-quality, and really stupid sexual scenes of things they can find easier and better by throwing "breasts" into google.

    No government has ever taken freedoms from its citizens, we are far too eager to deliver them with ribbons attached. That parents are giving freedoms away for the rest of us is disturbing.

    I seriously hate this game for its unbelievable senselessness (i believe a so-called game should have a point beyond "look i shot the nun again!"), but I can see no reason for senator clinton to be talking about this in a federal forum, at least none that fits into our constitution.

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  153. It is possible to use someone else's product to... by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    using a specially constructed sed script, and the text of harry potter, I can turn this book into porn! It adds nothing that wasnt already there!

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  154. Such a strawman argument. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the vast majority of movies and games, the sex is all about lust, not love or creating life. If you actually bothered to play the hot coffee mod for San Andreas, you would realize how foolish you sound.

    But I do agree that "our" priorities are a little screwed up (pun intended).

  155. This is like that time... by Wolfhart · · Score: 0

    ..I told a feminist that I think most of them are just overreacting. Oh yeah? Yeah, I can prove it to you. How? I think you'll take offense from the following statement; Feminists Have Pussies. I was right.

  156. Which is easier... by noda132 · · Score: 1

    Which is easier:

    1. Buy a video game, download a crack from the Internet, apply the crack, play the game until you reach a certain point, and finally watch the a scene; or
    2. Download a sex scene from the Internet
  157. An important thing to realize.. by vhold · · Score: 4, Informative
    A lot of people are running around in here wondering what is so important between M and AO as if there is no big reason for R* to care.

    Basically Wal-mart won't carry AO.

    Senate Testimony to that effect
    In the case of video games (for example, Sony Playstation or Nintendo games) and computer software, we use the ESRB, Entertainment Software Rating Board, ratings (EC, E, T, M, and AO) as we make decisions about which products to carry. We do not carry software rated adults only (as rated by the ESRB). As a rule, we do not carry Parental Advisory stickered products.
    That is all.
    1. Re:An important thing to realize.. by MacGarnicle · · Score: 1

      Best Buy and Target also will not carry A.O. rated games. They immediately moved to pull the GTA titles from store shelves already.

  158. Yoda stole Spock's quote? by Grog6 · · Score: 1

    n/t

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  159. Possible explanation by MaestroSartori · · Score: 1
    I'm a games programmer, and know a few guys at Rockstar but don't and didn't work there. I know that this stuff was in the game, and was taken out by them before publication. Having disabled a few things at the last minute on published titles (nothing this controversial, just memory card stuff on Xbox) I feel some sympathy for the guys and gals in Edinburgh on this one.

    So, how come it's still there? I can guess that, rather than being taken out like this:
    #if 0
    void ShowFilthyPornToKids()
    {
    // This will corrupt the youth of America!
    <code snipped>
    }
    #endif
    It may instead have been removed like this:
    void ShowFilthyPornToKids()
    {
    if(!gbEnableFilth) return;

    // This will corrupt the youth of America!
    <code snipped>
    }
    And thus, I suspect, the compiler leaves the code in there waiting for stuff to be re-enabled. The in-game models and so forth are all still there, etc, so the stuff can just get turned on (no pun intended) for the poor children to "accidentally" see! Someone think of the children, please! :/
  160. Sorry to be blunt but by FidelCatsro · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Fuck off ESRB , the rating is for 18+s , And im sorry if you find sex offensive (even in its highly comical computerised form) ) then you really need your head checked .
    Sex is the principle Method of reproduction for our species , its important , it is a lot of fun , it is freely accessible and it is not going to disappear.
    anyone over the age of 18 offended by some slight sex in a game filled with violence(which is a lot of fun) is seriously in need of some social education or mental help .
    I am very glad i do not live over there at this moment ,morals and ethics and carnal-forbearance (thanks marge) are what cause problems.
    Seriously , Censorship is the job of the parents not the state .
    ESRB you are officially a bunch of a fascist bastards

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  161. In Washington today... by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1
    Does no one remeber this: VirtualChild Porn

    So, I can render images of children committing sexual acts under the guise that it is "real" and no one gives a shit. But if I poorly render two fictional adults having sex, one with their clothes on mind you, and then obsfucate it inside the code of a game where it can only be reached by applying some software tweak that you barely understand - it's a big deal.

    You know what, Hillary can go fuck herself, for asking the FTC to get involved.
    The Media can go fuck itself for not focusing on shit that matters, but instead focusing on "the new hotness."
    And parents can go fuck themselves for not paying attention to their kids, or what the real dangers are around them.

    This game has already sold so many copies that undoing the "damage" is not possible. Anyone with a background in politics or a firm understanding of percentages knows that. It's all a damn pony show so that people who have no ability to make the world a better place, but alot of money, can look like they are making changes for a better future to a population of asshats too dumb to realize that fast food will kill you.

    [sarcasm?]If this neuters my favorite pastime, I swear to God I will dedicate the rest of my life to writing a virus that will make the sasser worm look like a case of Chicken Pox. Its only purpose to replace desktop images with porn.[/sarcasm?]

  162. Nuderaider by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    Tombraider had a skin patch like that - it was quite funny to see Lara Croft run around starkers...

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  163. In the long run I think this is a good thing by extrarice · · Score: 1

    Generally the reaction online has been "Why are people so uptight about consentual sex instead of the gratuitous violence in the games? It's ok for Johnny to run over a prostitute, but is not ok to sleep with one consentually? WTF, mate?" That's not what is at issue here, in my mind.

    The problem here was that of the voluntary disclosure and sloppy programming/publishing practices by Rockstar/Take Two. The ESRB rating system arose in the mid-90's when parents were up-in-arms about Mortal Kombat. There was the threat of legislative intervention and a mandatory rating system by the government. Game developers cried bloody murder, censorship, 1st Ammendment rights, etc. So, to head off the government from making a mandatory rating system, they implemented one of their own - what became the ESRB and the game ratings we know of today. It was all voluntary - game publishers can choose to not have their game rated, but many large stores will not sell games without a rating, which would be financial suicide. Submission was voluntary, disclosure of content was all up to the developer.

    Rockstar and TakeTwo being sloppy in disclosure and programming puts the credibility of the entire volunteer, industry-lead ESRB system in jeapordy. With the current problem with GTA:SA, some politicians are calling for a government-run ratings system, using GTA:SA as evidence that the existing ESRB system does not work and is not reliable. The same arguments of censorship and 1st Ammendment protections from the mid-90's Mortal Kombat episode are returning. Regardless of your opinions of whether or not video games are art, and therefore protected speech, I don't think anyone would believe that a panel of old senators would do any better in rating video games than a panel of people who actually play them. And for this reason I believe that the ESRB did the right thing in changing the rating for GTA:SA, despite the fact that Rockstar should not be held accountable for this unofficial hack (assuming it did not come from an internal Rockstar leak). The ratings change for GTA:SA returns credibility to the ESRB rating process.

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  164. Not in canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Canada you never bad anything based on nudity. A lot of stuff that is 18+ in the states, is 14+ here.

    A "game" would be banned in Canada if it preached suicide bombing is a way to "glory" or some other shit.

    1. Re:Not in canada by Iscariot_ · · Score: 1

      Oh that sucks because I had this idea for a game where...

    2. Re:Not in canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This that he reffers to is specifically movie ratings. And in fact, those vary from province to province. That's pretty much a true statement though. I've gone to movies, as a minor, that were R rated in the states and only 14 or PA15 rated here.

      So... if the ESRB were to disappear, and this rating system was applied to games, what he says is pretty much true.

  165. What about nVidia? by radish · · Score: 1


    They shipped the Dawn demo with their cards and it was a simple config file change for her to lose some clothes - all the *ahem* "textures" were there in photoreal quality. What if some kid bought a new graphics card to play UT2K4 - their enjoyment of mindless violence and killing could have been tainted!

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  166. NEWSFLASH!!!!!! by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 1

    The ESRB doesn't speak for all of American or all Americans

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  167. Not so subtle legal threats towards the modder? by dupont54 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    From The Really Fucking Press Release
    The scenes depicted in the "hot coffee" modification are not playable in the retail version of the game unless the user downloads and/or installs unauthorized software that alters the content of the original retail version of the title, representing a violation of Take-Two and Rockstar's end user license agreement (EULA) and intellectual property rights. "We are deeply concerned that the publicity surrounding these unauthorized modifications has caused the game to be misrepresented to the public and has detracted from the creative merits of this award winning product," said Mr. Eibeler. Take-Two is exploring its legal options as it relates to companies that profited from creating and distributing tools for altering the content of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
    So not only those Take Two suit guys screwed and lied from the beginning, not only did they encourage modding (or at least silently blessing it) since their previous games as a way to increase their popularity (their generic EULA even encourages user-made contents), but now they are threatening all mod makers and even mod users of legal action!!!
    I am completly disgust by this company.
  168. Voice your opinion to ESRB by joey_knisch · · Score: 0

    Don't let Hillary Clinton advocate sweeping rules about technology she doesn't understand. Voice your opinion to ESRB Consumer Hotline yourself.

  169. return genitals to sender by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what a bunch of children in the USA. In Europe you can find billboards that have topless women, in the big cities. If a parent bought the game knowing there's shooting and death and etc... then what's the big deal about nudity?

    In the game you deal with gangs, taking people out and stuff which is much more vulgar than polygon breasts. Plus the breasts are not part of the main game, it's a something that can't be seen without hacking. If you go to the extreme to see breasts... then surprise... you'll see some breastasists.

  170. Drive carefully by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    90% of children are caused by accident.

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  171. It makes no sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Putting aside the bigger implications here... I find it sad that in America there is this fear of sex and all things sexual and all things that can be construed as sexual yet violence; killing, gore, more killing, glibs and whatever other disgusting video game/move/music occurance is completely allowed. My favorite is getting banned from a counter-strike server (where people go around killing over and over and over in all imaginable ways) for have what was contrued as a porn spray. Mind you, it was a woman showing her tits, nothing else. Its not just the lobbyists or the congress people who are out of control. The psychi of all of these US of A is messed up.

    Fie on this action.

  172. Mr. Language Nazi interjects... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1
    Considering the existence of the undisclosed and highly pertinent content on the final discs...

    I would hope that all the information on the disk would be pertinent. I would be fairly shocked to find old family photos, AS/400 binaries, or (heaven forfend) Commodore 64 Basic files on a modern video game disk!

    That being said, I believe the word the submitter was looking for is prurient:

    prurient - adj. Inordinately interested in matters of sex; lascivious.

    This brings me to my main point - why do people use a word that obviously has the wrong meaning when they could use one that is both simple and correct? For example, the submitter could have written "Considering the existence of the undisclosed adult content on the final discs..." just as easily. I would guess that the submitter either confused this word with the opposite of pertinent - impertenent (but even so, this word does not have quite the right meaning in this context) - or was trying to impress us with his superior intelligence and just got horribly off track.

    In any case, don't do this anymore. It annoys people.

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  173. AO vs M: I Don't Get It by AndrewJ-NYC · · Score: 1

    Maybe someone here can explain this to me, because I just can't wrap my mind around it: Why is an ESRB "Adults Only" rating considered the kiss of death while the "M" is no big deal? Games aren't like movies--"nobody under 17 unless accompanied by an adult" a la the MPAA R rating is not a viable option. Seems to me the ratings are functionally identical, with the only difference being that 17-year-olds can buy "M" games...and 17-year-olds are probably .000000000000000000000000001% of the gaming market . It's insane to me that they would suddenly become such a battleground. The real problem here is the ridiculous fact that the people at the top of our culture--people in their 50s and 60s who didn't grow up with videogames--are simply incapable of understanding that gaming is an adult hobby. I'd like to think that in 10 or 20 years, when the current crop of senators and editorial writers are dead or retired and Gen Xers will have taken their place, that this insanity will finally be behind us...but by then, the boomers will probably have legislatively emasculated ine industry to a degree where the changing of the demographic guard won't make any difference at all.

    1. Re:AO vs M: I Don't Get It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reality is that at that point you'll be cursing the industry for producing Barbie's EZ-Bake Anal Creampie Adventure IV.

  174. Tempest in a teapot by Sparohok · · Score: 1

    Look, I know righteous indignation is inevitable with a story like this, but the ESRB's actions are eminently reasonable. I can't imagine what else they could have done under the circumstances.

    1) Clearly, if this scene were in the game when it was rated, it would not have gotten an M rating. Now that the situation appears to be one where Rockstar circumvented the ESRB's ratings process, the ESRB must do what they can to enforce their standards. Whatever you think of their silly standards, they are the standards they have chosen and they have to enforce them. The fact that a third party hack is involved is irrelevant as long as there is reasonable suspicion that Rockstar intentionally circumvented the ESRB.

    2) Violence OK, sex bad? I think there is an internal logic to this that has nothing to do with prudishness. Look at the argument that the video game industry makes to justify violent games. "This game is a fantasy. The very extremity of the violence serves to isolate it from real world behavior. Any player with an intact moral compass will instantly distinguish fantasy violence from reality. ESRB ratings help assure that children with insufficient maturity to make this distinction do not play the game." The same argument clearly does not apply to sexuality.

    Parents can be expected to instill simple and clear cut distinctions with respect to violence from a very early age. With sexuality, the distinctions are not nearly so clear cut, the age where children are exposed to them is much later, and the social consensus for acceptable behavior is much fuzzier. Hence it is quite reasonable to use a younger age threshold for violence in games than for sexuality in games.

    Finally, violence is arguably fundamental to the existence of many genres of computer games. You can reasonably argue that standards which eliminate violence would destroy the industry. The same can hardly be said of sexual content.

    Martin

  175. Except that ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Switzerland survived WWII by collaboration. Not exactly a role model.

  176. What are you talking about? by pavon · · Score: 1

    I can't count the number of news stories that have run about some parenting group, lobbyiests, or politician attacking GTA for it's violence. They have hated that game from day one and have always spoke out against it. Everytime a (geek) teen commits a violent crime it is blamed on video games. Everytime a game comes out that pushes the limit on how voilent or graphic a video game can be, people get up in arms about. Video game violence is the whole reason we have the ESRB - Mortal Kombat not Leisure Suit Larry started this all.

    The fact that the "Hot Coffee" incident has escalated has very little to do with sex being perceived as worse than violence. It is simply because a) no one has gone this far before in a mainstream game, and b) the perception (real or not) that Rockstar deliberately slipped this past the ESRB, knowing that it would be found eventually.

  177. This reminds me of when... by Caesar_X · · Score: 1

    ...some artist at EA put the early South Park animation of Jesus vs. Santa Claus on the build of Tiger Woods Golf PS1. Someone found it of course and it was all over the net. I'm sure he had a snicker before they escorted him out of the building.

  178. I'm Stunned... by His+Shadow · · Score: 1
    "the credibility and utility of the initial ESRB rating has been seriously undermined".

    When, exactly, did the ESRB rating have any credibility and/or utility?

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  179. hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everybody is going nuts saying why should rockstar do this and that.

    They should have taken out the content in the first place instead of just commenting it out. They were lazy and they are now paying for it

  180. A couple more arguments by ScaryFroMan · · Score: 1

    Frankly, I don't see why there is a distinction between this and a full-blown mod. There is no major difference to the user; you download it and intstall it. It could have been a whole gig of mod, and the same result could ensue. Also, with all this partisan name-throwing going around, stop blaming any party. Seriously, they both have had GTA and videogames in general in thier crosshairs for a while. The only difference is that the Republicans call it a sin.

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  181. So if you want to screw over a game company... by Mongoose · · Score: 1

    You just make patches for the games to get them in trouble with the ESRB. Yeah, that makes sense. I guess if you don't like Microsoft you just write a patch to halo 2 to add a sex mini game.

    Looks like the ESRB caught the 'FCC holier than thou' disease.

    I hear life is sexually transmitted...

  182. OMG, adult content from the internet? by stuartkahler · · Score: 1

    If this was a simple easter egg that involved going into an unmarket house or talking to some random hooker in the middle of nowhere, I could see the problem. But if you have to go to the internet, download a piece of code, install it and then play the game, you're way outside just playing the game. Anyone who can do these things could more easily find animal porn if it weren't for the media and legislators bringing so much attention to it and making sure it's being mirrored everywhere.

    Add in the fact that this is a M rated game with the name of a particular criminal act in the title. Any kid who is playing this game obviously has parents that either don't care and/or aren't the least bit involved.

    Really though, it's not so much the sex that moral conservatives are railing against. The same thing happened when the game came out in the first place. Eventually people stopped caring and everything died down. This is just another way to get the media to provide some more exposure.

    Remember the 2004 list of the top 10 most violent games? Three involved saving humanity from being massacred by aliens or demons. Two didn't come out until 2005. Three were crapfests that would've barely sold any copies except for the media exposure for being so violent. One was never even planned for release in north america. The most commonly cited one is named for a felony crime.

    When Sonic and Mario get together for a drive-by or gang-banging some hos, let me know. In the meantime, Hillary and the rest of her group need to get back to doing their jobs in the senate.

  183. God of War sex game? by BuCKsWorld · · Score: 1

    Wasn't there a part of the game God of War for PS2 that lets you jump into bed with two topless women and "interact"? And as far as I remember, it wasn't a hidden part of the game. Where was all the crazy controversy and ESRB-ness then?

    1. Re:God of War sex game? by Ill_Omen · · Score: 1

      yes, this exists.

      however, there's no nudity, just some sound and screen shake as the camera focuses on a vase on a bedside table. that's probably how they got away with it.

  184. Idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It takes a mod to activate it not a cheat. STFU if you don't know what you are talking about.

  185. And those who lack it try to create it in games by moralityfirst · · Score: 1

    Sure people are still having sex, but that doesn't mean that you have to put some pixels together and show it to the whole world. My theory is that those who lack sex put them into games so they can be happy about it. How sad is that?

  186. Bullshit: Re:Is "The Sims" also rated AO? by RatBastard · · Score: 2, Insightful
    giving you access to far more nudity and sex than the hot coffie hack

    Having seen the video for the Hot Coffee Mod and using the no-blur code on The Sims 2 I call bullshit. Sure, you get to see Sims take a shower or bath, but they have no, what's the polite term... "naughty bits" to see. You get half a point because the Hot Coffee mod has no nudity (at least the video I saw didn't have any). But more sex?

    Have you even played Sims 2? I'm thinking you haven't. If you had you'd know that the sex all happens hidden under blankets, under water, or behind the dressing room curtains. And what little that is actually animated is more appropriately described as "tickle fight".

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    1. Re:Bullshit: Re:Is "The Sims" also rated AO? by Warlokk · · Score: 1

      True, the default character skins in the game have no "naughty bits", but any kid with access to the internet could download new skins/clothing to change that. But wait, that would require downloading a 3rd-party file to enable the content...hmmm... Get a couple characters with detailed realistic skins, and have them "Make Out" on a sofa while wearing skimpy lingerie or nude outfits... instant digital softcore, call Congress!!!

    2. Re:Bullshit: Re:Is "The Sims" also rated AO? by Nf1nk · · Score: 1

      I played the sims when it first came out, it ran kind of crappy on my machine got bored with it and havem't played in ages, but with minimal time in play it was far more soft core porn, than hot coffee will ever be

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  187. Exactly right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Before this exploit came out, I didn't want anything to do with GTA, seeing as I sucked at the first one. When I heard there was an exploit, I just shrugged, after all, you can see CGI boobies by patching Tomb Raider and lots of other games. But as soon as I saw that the ESRB encouraged stores to pull it off the shelves I said to myself "What kind of boobies *are* these?! Gold-studded? Hallucinogen-dripping? Adhesive?" Now I *have* to see them!

  188. Tell ESRB what you think! by monkeySauce · · Score: 0

    Visit this weblink, friend, to dutifully apprise the ESRB of your "Complaint or Comment" about their appaling conduct on this matter. Or of course you could simply inform them that they SUCK ASS. ("SUCK ASS" inquiries would probably be best described as "Other" for question #1.)

  189. Agreed. Rockstar utilized poor judgement. by PocketPick · · Score: 1

    The Slashdot group-think may doubt me, but here's what I think:

    Though I believe that it is the parent's job, not the game industry, to police what thier kids do and do not play, I have no sympathy for Rockstar on the basis of how they handled the matter.

    First they denied the content existed at all. Then they said it did exist, but was not developed by them (rather the modder inject it all into the game). And finally, they admitted that it was created in-house, but that it would be corrected. Just plain stupid. Though there still would of been controversy over the issue, it would of not of been nearly as prolonged if they had just cut to the chase, admitted that it was thier creation and said that they would take actions necessary to remedy the situaion. This is Responsible Buisness 101.

    Now all they'll get for it is increased scrutiny for all thier future titles and credit for helping undermine the industry in general, in the face of increased support for government intervention in the regulation of graphic game content.

    NOTE: I agree with the Penny Arcade all the way on the point that the ESRB really should put the AO rating more to work. If a title is meant for adults (either by violence, nudity or both), rate it as that. They do nothing for thier credibility when they allow GTA to enter the market with an M rating in spite of it's incredibility violent nature, only to add the AO rating later because 'there was a flash of sex'.

    1. Re:Agreed. Rockstar utilized poor judgement. by Babbster · · Score: 1
      If a title is meant for adults (either by violence, nudity or both), rate it as that. They do nothing for thier credibility when they allow GTA to enter the market with an M rating in spite of it's incredibility violent nature, only to add the AO rating later because 'there was a flash of sex'.

      I've seen this point made many times, though I think you did the best job of distilling it to its essence - hence, my reply:

      The problem the ESRB has is that they, like the MPAA and any other content rating organization, have to go by the prevailing attitudes of the society of which they are a part. More reasonable people (like you and me) might look at this and say something like, "violence is much worse than sex, and the content here is pretty mild anyway." We might also, correctly, observe that a ridiculous amount of violence seems to affect such ratings less than just a tiny bit of sex. All of that is true and, as I said, reasonable.

      However, in our (meaning US) society, sexual content is considered more inappropriate for children than exposure to violence. That's just the fact. This attitude seems silly to me, and others, but it is the environment in which the ESRB has to function. They are, after all, not a mechanism for social change - if anyone in the gaming industry is going to take that up, it should be the game developers creating the content.

      I would have more sympathy for Rockstar's position had they simply included the "hot coffee" gameplay and submitted it to the ESRB, saying "This is our game - like it or lump it." That would have been more likely to effect a (necessary?) change in the way game ratings work since the game would be released no matter what its rating (it's too much guaranteed money NOT to release). As it is, Rockstar didn't have the stones to do this and instead made the content available but difficult to access, effectively lying to both the ESRB and the public...and lying rarely leads to positive change.

      To sum up:

      1. Whatever problems there are with how games are rated, the ESRB isn't at fault - especially in this situation.
      2. The folks at Rockstar have shown themselves to be cowards and liars.
      3. As a company, I'm beginning to think Rockstar hates the entire gaming industry given how much trouble they're bringing down on it.

  190. If it was meant to be inaccessible... by Chiisu · · Score: 1

    then why have it on the disc in the first place? Did Rockstar really think no-one would notice it, and wouldn't get into possible trouble?

    It's one thing to make such a violent game. Yes, I play them and support free speech, etc., but you(the game developer and publisher) need to be as honest as possible to any government requirements such as ratings. Hiding things only makes for more trouble for everyone. I don't think Rockstar has any right to bitch about their situation.

  191. This is a great example. by crhylove · · Score: 1

    Of how politicians are completely ignorant to not just technology, but morality and a great deal other things. Just because her husband was getting his nob polished in the oval office by a chubby intern (pun intended) doesn't mean that sex in a game is a big deal. Seriously, how can it be worse than all the violence that was in there? Is she retarded? Guess I have to vote third party again next election, thanks alot democrats for ruining the two party system by not providing even a reasonable alternative to the corporate shill party.

    rhY

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  192. AO version will remain on sale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Rockstar is sending out new AO stickers for existing inventory.

    If they're going to do that, they should ship a version with the "Hot Coffee" mod enabled. And, since the sex action is more boring than the rest of the game, maybe improve it a little. Let the market decide.

  193. Hillary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet she just doesn't want kids to turn out into copies of Billy boy and become sex craving lunatics. Maybe if he had killed someone she would be going after the violence in the game.

  194. Contact Hillary Clinton by eqkivaro · · Score: 1
  195. The Nipple Pixel Effect: A Demonstation by poena.dare · · Score: 3, Funny

    Here is a overly simplified, but rather useful demonstration of what is now called "The Nipple Pixel Effect" Please examine the images below carefully!

    This is a (highly magnified) default pixel: .
    The pixel is devoid of content, ready to receive nuance and meaning. As many Slashdot regulars know, the scientific name for this state is "boring".

    This is a (highly magnified) weapon pixel: .
    Note that the pixel is now filled with violent energies. Careful examination of this pixel shows its propensity to do damage to peace-loving liberal agendas. The scientific name for a pixel in this state is "fun".

    This is a (highly magnified) nipple pixel: .
    This pixel is heaving with throbbing unquenced sexual desire. Take the time to examine this pixel more closely and you will notice how it seems to be renlentless thrusting at your closed, but oh so moist mind with expansive heat which melts conservative agendas. The scientific name for a pixel in this state is "more fun" to male computer scientists and "yeah, whatever" to female computer scientists.

    Now, if we examine the firm, yet silky nipple pixel, gently take it between our fingers, so to speak, we can see that the pixel is actually composed of discreet... OH MY GOD ITS ZOMBIE STROM THURMOND AND HIS NEO-CONSORVATORS OF MORAL DISCIPLINE. HELP! THEY'VE MADE IT THROUGH MY FRONT DOOR. ACK! RICK SANTORUM'S SECRET TWO-HEADED FETUS-MONSTER IS CHEWING ON MY CABLE MODEM. AGH! I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN HOLD OUT. ECK! BILL FRIST JUST DISECTED MY CAT! OH THE HUMANITY! PLEASE TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER VERY M...

  196. What's the big deal? by orion88 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This makes me want to kill the ESRB board

    I'm not sure I understand. From TFA:
    Take-Two Interactive Software, Inc. (NASDAQ: TTWO - News) announced today that the Entertainment Software Rating Board (ESRB) has changed the rating of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas on all platforms from "Mature 17+" (M) to "Adults Only 18+" (AO) because of the so-called "hot coffee mod," an unauthorized third party modification that alters the retail version of the game.
    What exactly is so bad about this? It has a different rating. So what? The ESRB is doing their job. From the ESRB website
    The ESRB rating system is designed to give parents the information they need to evaluate a computer or video game before making a purchasing decision. The ratings are not meant to recommend which games consumers should buy or rent or to serve as the only basis for choosing a product. Rather, parents should use the ESRB ratings in conjunction with their own tastes and standards and their individual knowledge about what's best for their kids.

    ESRB recommends that parents learn about games before making a purchasing decision. Game reviews printed in newspapers and publisher web sites can be excellent sources of information. To search for games that are appropriate based on age categories and content, use our online ratings search feature.

    ESRB also urges parents to talk with their children about their favorite games. Playing the games with your children helps stimulate those discussions, and playing games as a family can also be a fun way to spend time together.
    What all of that means is that the ratings assigned by the ESRB are intended to be used as a guide, such that the consumer has a general idea of what to expect. Parents that are using these ratings in place of discretion appropriate for the individual child are taking a general recommendation and treating it like the gospel.

    Additionally, the ESRB is not in the business of modifying games. Their job is not to find content that is not accessible through game play. The argument that the content is accessible through game play is nonsense. A patch was required in order to access the scene in question. For the ESRB to apply unofficial patches to a game at any point during testing would be completely unethical. It is doubtful that anyone on the ratings board sees code regularly as part of their job; there is simply no need.

    The purpose of the ESRB is to evaluate a game for content and issue a rating to inform parents of what to expect. With what was known at the time, this is exactly what they did. Take careful note: in light of new content discovered in this game, the ESRB has changed its rating. This is not arbitrary; ratings are determined based on the material in a game, and this game now meets the criteria for an AO rating.

    Furthermore, the magnitude of this issue the result of little more than Hillary Clinton's political campaign. Were this a truly important concern to the former first lady, this type of video game modification would have been under fire years ago. The patch for The Sims that caused all of the characters to walk around completely naked has long since been forgotten.

    This display of political impropriety is clearly an attempt to insert Senator Clinton into the limelight to gain press attention in preparation for a presidential election, at the expense of the public perception of the ESRB's integrity. In spite of Clinton's disingenuous actions and the difficult situation they have created, the ESRB has handled the matter exceptionally well.
  197. AO version requires NO MOD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if Rockstar will release a modified AO version with the sex included in the game with no modification necessary, since the cat is out of the bag at this point.

  198. Mod parent up by FidelCatsro · · Score: 0

    What idiot moderated this a troll , obviously the parent used strong language in anger over the censorship so you mod it troll.
    Strong language is justified in this context , Censorship is pathetic especially censoring things for adults.
    I intend this swear word entirely ironically "FUCK"
    Censor me all you must , but We are free to speak our minds and speak how we will .As adults we are also free to enjoy sex .

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    1. Re:Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hardehar You meant to do that as anonymous coward .
      Though I do agree with you man ,Censorship is due to bad parenting .

      If parents don't do enough to parent their children then they expect the state to do it for them .

      (We all have done it at times :P , makes you look like a twerp when you mess up though .)

    2. Re:Mod parent up by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      No , just trying to make a point , it was supposed to read "My parent " , a couple of bottles of Chianti will make you do that to you .I will claim that i am a 70s action star and have started referring to myself in the third person as he is just that cool.

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  199. Re:America - You all did it to us. by RatBastard · · Score: 1

    Well, you lot did chase the Puritans out of England.

    Thanks. Thanks a heap. We're better for it. Really.

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    Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
  200. the internet isn't the only distribution network by valdean · · Score: 2, Interesting
    if a kid can download and apply a patch, he is already in a position to see way more nudity than what is offered in this game.

    you're making the assumption that the child will download the patch himself.

    given the popularity of GTA, i think it's much more likely that a patch allowing porngraphy in the game would get passed around the schoolyard rather than downloaded individually by each child. that doesn't require any technical expertise at all. in a child's world, there's more than one way to distribute software.

  201. HAHAHAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Woohoo!

    1. Re:HAHAHAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +5 Insightful.

  202. Gotta Love Hillary by Flyph · · Score: 1

    So while Bill cheated on her with an intern during his presidency, she can support him? but a downloaded software mod for a video game unlocking similar acts is now no good? what gives hillary?

  203. Just wait by Infinity+Salad · · Score: 1

    Bush and the right will hop into the fray when people discover the mods that allow CJ to have gay sex with Big Smoke and Caesar. . .

  204. So the question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...will development shops bother to spend 10's of thousands to get ESRB-17 rating instead of an 18? In this case, I'm willing to bet that the lawyers came back and said: "can you take this out?" so the devs diked it. If the devs had said "Yes, but it'll set us back a month to completely expunge it and test the changes" I'm pretty sure the answer would have been (quite correctly IMO) "OK ship it as is."

    Personally, I think Rockstar et al could make some mileage from "The game so hot Walmart won't touch it!" Do you really think that the target market is going to say "Boy, ESRB gives this game an R rating and the Christian bookstore refuses to carry it...too hot for me!"

  205. Re:the internet isn't the only distribution networ by arkanes · · Score: 1
    The image of 11 year old pushers with stacks of CDs carefully hidden from the teacher is far too absurd for me to contemplate. It's far more likely this would spread via AIM/MSN and email, and mainly amongst teens who are more than capable of finding all the pornography they want otherwise. At least 80% of the places you'd get this patch from have pornographic advertisments.

    It's certainly possible Rockstar planned this, and thier media statements have not been exactly forthright, but the argument that this somehow makes the game racier than it was before is bullshit, and, more importantly, any argument based on the idea that this is somehow dangerous to children, or that it exposes them to pornography, is an outright lie.

  206. No by katharsis83 · · Score: 1

    No I'm pretty sure you're not, given the fact that there are 300 posts above you saying the same thing, just worded slightly differently...

    All in all, it's been a stimulating discussion.

  207. Canada? Yeah right... by ebbomega · · Score: 1

    Dude, we get worse on 9pm on standard cable.

    Showcase and shows like The Hitchiker fucking got me through puberty.

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  208. Dumbest. by Chmcginn · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Non-GNAA.

    Post.

    Ever.

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  209. why i wouldnt be upset if i were rockstar... by EdelFactor19 · · Score: 1

    you realize of course that because this game is being "revoked" or whatever you want to call, lots of people, particularly in the target audience segment, who hadn't previously purchased it but were planning on buying it later or whatever are now much more likely to buy it.. This is exactly the kind of publicity the GTA series has thrived on. Granted the execs may not like it, but I'd be willing to bet that sales of the game will get a second spurt now as people quickly grab one for posterity/ while they can / etc.. I wasn't sure if I was going to buy the game as i was in the middle of several others, now I'll prob go pick it up asap before they change it or stop selling it... even if i cant enable the mod, to gamers its somewhat going to be a collectors item..

    on a second note, does anyone else think it's somewhat ironic that the depiction of acts which are legal in real life, such as nudity, sex, tits.., are always what gets a game censor'd or drives up the rating. Where as there never seems to be a problem with a game that depicts illicit and illegal activity.. semi kidding, but look at mortal kombat; you've got assault, battery, murder, manslaughter, assault with a deadly weapon, etc.. or need for speed; speeding, reckless driving, reckless endangerment, use of non-street legal cars (yes i know im being picky, but a majority of nissan skyline gt-r's are not street legal in the US by simply importing them from japan...) and then of course is the depiction, use of, and sale of drugs in video games.. Don't get me wrong I don't have a problem with any of it. I have no complaints at all, and i cant stand people who claim "games are too violent" if they are too violent for you then don't buy them, its that simple.. I could say that I find country music offensive because its too hokey and lacks anything bearing a remote resemblance to a catchy tune, but if i said that i guarentee you i'd piss plenty of people off, and id bet if the government did something to censor "crappy" music somebody would likely end up getting shot :-) I only bring it up because i think that it speaks to the stupidity of those who complain about censorship in both video games and even on TV. We have no problem with depictions of actions that are felonies, but god forbid they show some legal "adult" activity and magically people have a problem with it.. Makes me really wonder about people, i find it odd they'd rather expose their children to violence then to nudity, but i guess this is a pretty deep rooted thing in society

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  210. Sex by kronocide · · Score: 1

    "In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact."
    --Marlene Dietrich

  211. Its WORSE than THAT!! by ShaniaTwain · · Score: 2, Funny

    Its not only sex in video games, I saw a NIPPLE on the TV!!

    the CHILDREN are DOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!

  212. What amazes me most... by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 1

    ...Is that the game is already rated for persons over 17. At the same age, in the US, you can get into the most restricted movies (NC-17) which have much racier content than seen in the Hot Coffee mod. At 18 you can buy hardcore pornography in the US. Of course, on the internet, you can get anything you want, for free, as soon as you're old enough to use a browser.

    Worse, many of the people complaining about the sexual content of this game would not bat an eyelash at letting their kids shoot-off real guns with them, or watch violent television programs like Walker, Texas Ranger. Certainly, there are some positive messages in shows like Walker, but the overwhelming message of "might equals right" isn't really that healthy. But no backlash. We see 1/3 second of Janet Jackson's nipple and the reaction is... You would think she had slaughtered a baby seal on the 50-yad line. But she probably would have gotten less bad publicity if she HAD killed the seal.

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  213. Re:effectively censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    There's a difference between "censorship" and "effectively censorship". You're only defining "censorship". But "effectively" used as the qualifier in this case means "for all practical purposes".

    Objectively, if you're giving a company a choice to flush a huge portion of its future sales down the toilet by relegating its product to a handful of resellers or to alter the content, you are effectively censoring the product. The company is actually censoring the product, but this is only occurring because of your own actions. For all practical purposes, you are censoring the product.

  214. Easy answer by not-enough-info · · Score: 1
    Good question. Basically it all boils down to the larger issue of American culture fetishizing violence and demonizing sex. Why this happens . . . . who knows, but it does serve as more proof that Americans are, in general, completely out of their minds.
    Frontierism.

    When you are out in the wilderness claiming your Manifest Destiny your priorities become skewed when compared to city life. Kill a man or beat him 'til he's disfigured; nobody's around for miles and miles, nobody cares, the fact that he'll have to live near you only means that now you have the local power. Have unwed sex, and have an unplanned child out of wedlock; nobody's around for miles and miles, all of a sudden, the woman you impregnated can no longer work at 100% AND you have another mouth (that won't be able to contribute for several harsh seasons) to feed with your community's already limited resources.

    Considering the US society has only recently stopped it's frontier expansion the whole Violence vs. Sex issue is pretty obvious. In Europe where another child is easily supported by dense urban community its no wonder why Sex is more acceptable.
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  215. Last time I checked... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...underage sex was not a crime worse than murder.

  216. Wonder what rockstar will do? by Blacksage · · Score: 1

    I agree with the points made in the parent.

    In its unmodified state, you could not access the content. You must then violate the games EULA to apply the 3rd party patch.

    Makes me wonder what Rockstar games will do in retaliation - will the makers of the patch get sued for lost revenue?

  217. Re:This will probably increase interest in the gam by westlake · · Score: 1
    They're essentially giving Rockstar free advertising.

    The kind of advertising that could bring an end to the voluntary rating system and distribution of M rated games through mass market retailers like WalMart.

  218. Perhaps the term "Game" is the problem. by g-san · · Score: 1

    Chess is a game. Checkers is a game.

    Scrabble is a game. Chutes and Ladders is a game. Poker is a game.

    Connect Four is a game.

    Pac-Man is a game. Donkey Kong is a game. Mario Brothers is a game.

    I think when older people hear the word game, that is what they think of. They have never played video games, they missed the whole progression to realism, 100+ hours of play to finish, interactive environments, etc. They recall days of pinochle and checkes with grandpa when they were a kid. Kids play games. Only kids play games. Parents play games with their kids. They are innocent, they are fun.

    So to suddenly hear that there is a sex depiction in a GAME brings horror thoughts that 8 year olds are smoking cigars and drinking beer while playing poker with nudie playing cards.

    TV shows can have sex and violence because it is TV. Movies have sex and violence too but it's ok because it's "just a movie." But a "game", something that in my opinion is far superior in terms of entertainmant value than the other two, cannot for some reason have sex without the USA going crazy. But it can have violence. (There's a value issue there that has already drenched in horse blood.) Games also have ratings, just like movies, but for some reason parents and legislators continue to ignore that fact.

    So if we said, "The new digital interactive simulation from Rockstar North has sex in it," it sounds different no? Compare with, "The new game from Rockstar North has sex in it." Game?!?! Holy Jesus, my KIDS play GAMES! Somebody has to do something! This is an outrage!

    Let's face it, this is a whole new level and form of entertainment. It needs to get a new name. This is not checkers, this is not chess, this is not 2D mario brothers. It's better than all 3 put together times a plot from a movie times the graphics of a tv show. Any suggestions?

  219. Yet Further in further news by ShadowEFX · · Score: 5, Funny

    Children are banned, having been found to be a result of pornography.

  220. Note the late date of it as well by John+Harrison · · Score: 1
    Interestingly this hack came out after the game has been out for a while. This is already creating a huge amount of publicity for the game. Remember kids, there's no such thing as bad publicity!

    I would guess that there is currently a sales spike for the game. Rockstar is brilliant, and also evil. If they put in an explicit mini-game then they intended for somebody to activate it. If they didn't intend that to happen why is it on the disc? By accident? Riiiiiight...

    Rockstar is laughing all the way to the bank. Meanwhile they've screwed with a decent ratings system and messed things up for other publishers in the long run.

    1. Re:Note the late date of it as well by Olix · · Score: 2, Insightful

      maybe they just forgot to remove it? I have seen a couple of games that do that - on the FarCry disks there is a random text/ini file of some description that only contains "remove this file before production" within it. Likewise, the PC release of Deus Ex: Invisible War contains a file showing the control mappings for the X-Box controller.

      just because it is a commercial release product doesn't mean the company isn't too lazy to check it for faults. Maybe the Hot Coffee project was abandoned, then forgotten about, so no-one thought about taking the code out before release. Its all possible.

    2. Re:Note the late date of it as well by dangermouse76 · · Score: 1

      What I dont get is if it's a decent rating sytem is why people under 17 (i assume this is correct in the states) and people under 18 (UK) would be playing this game... we obviously can't blame the parents..

    3. Re:Note the late date of it as well by John+Harrison · · Score: 1
      Possible? Maybe? Plausible? Not likely. Occam's razor my boy.

      You think they "forgot" the most explicit content of the game? Of any game they've made? I would think that they would handle something like that very carefully. They would have known from the start how controversial this would be. I sincerely doubt that this was accidental. Look at how carefully worded (read deceptive) all of their statements about this have been. This isn't a random file that was easily forgotten in the rush to put something out the door. Somebody put a lot of effort into it.

    4. Re:Note the late date of it as well by Caiwyn · · Score: 1

      Well said.

      Maybe Rockstar intentionally left the minigame on the disc as a joke or publicity stunt, or maybe they just decided to pull that part of the game and truly never intended it to see the light of day. Considering how they've tried to obfuscate this entire ordeal, I'm not inclined to believe a word they say, but even if you give them the benefit of the doubt, the distinction is moot, because it's still their screwup.

      They're the guys that regularly get attacked about their content, and they weren't more careful about cleaning up their shipping product? At best, they were careless. At worst, they were downright malicious.

      The rest of the industry ought to be disowning Rockstar right now. They have singlehandedly weakened the entire industry's greatest defense against the thought police. I wouldn't be surprised if several other big name studios put out a press release condemning Rockstar's actions and vowing not to do the same.

    5. Re:Note the late date of it as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compared to the violence, the sex minigame looks fairly tame. I wouldn't blame Gen X-ers from California for thinking it wasn't explicit enough to require an AO rating. They probably had to cut it at the last minute after having issued a review copy to ESRB, and at that point removing the content (rather than just confirming the flag can never be set) would require an exhaustive testing cycle to ensure none of the rest of the game could ever rely on it being there.

    6. Re:Note the late date of it as well by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      Occam's Razor would point out that they did what was easiest and less time consuming, which is disable this in the code and re-compile, when dealing with textures that are used for many different areas, taking out a little bit of code is a lot easier than remapping parts of a city or altering game art...

      I would say they also made this decision close to submitting to the ESRB and chosing the safe road of not including this instead of seeing what the ESRB would rate them with it included and then being FORCED to remap parts of the city and change art...

    7. Re:Note the late date of it as well by John+Harrison · · Score: 1

      If you read up on the ESRB process you'll find that it is ongoing throughout late development.

    8. Re:Note the late date of it as well by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how that changes anything......

    9. Re:Note the late date of it as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More likely, they decided to cut that part of the game late in the development process. Rather than removing the code wholesale and having to worry about bugs that would crop up because of a code change, they simply tweaked the code that allowed you to get into that portion so that it would never happen.

      Some juvenile idiot with a hex editor comes along, and finds that portion of the code, and now Rockstar is getting hammered by the 'religious self-rightious'.

      Somebody released 'Nude Raider', which was a patch that could be applied to 'Tomb Raider' to make Lara Croft naked. Should that have cause 'Tomb Raider' to get an ESRB 18+ rating? No. How is *this* any different?

    10. Re:Note the late date of it as well by John+Harrison · · Score: 1

      if it was late in the process then the ESRB should have already seen it. The rating process isn't an all at once thing. It goes on during development.

  221. lame by AxemRed · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As far as I'm concerned, this is like changing the rating of The Sims because of the nude (no blur) hack. And for the people that way, "Well, Rockstar put the sex scene in..." I say, "Maxis put boobies in." Same thing. Another way I look at it is this... So what if Rockstar put the sex scene in? They designed the game so that no one would ever see it. The only reason that we have seen it is that someone wrote a hack that exposed it to us. Blaming Rockstar for this is like blaming a woman for exposing herself if a pervert runs by and lifts up her shirt. The only way that I can see blaming this on Rockstar is if we find out that they put the code there for the explicit purpose of being exploited and/or if they leaked the hack themselves.

    1. Re:lame by AxemRed · · Score: 1

      Plus, the game should have been AO anyway.

  222. Re:What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gan by PocketPick · · Score: 1

    Your analogy is misleading. The offending scenes in GTA:SA parallel the SIMs in the context that they both have modifications to remove previously-censored scenes, but that's where the comparisons end.

    In the case of GTA, the developers (though thier creation of the scenes) demostrated a clear intent to create a tasteless scene. As such, the nature of the sex in GTA:SA plays out with no doubt as to what was its purpose. Racy, cheap and dirty (with perhaps a twisted sense of humor and awkwardness included also). The SIMs does not exhibit signs of that, where in thier case, the crudeness was the product of the modder.

  223. Very bad call. Shame on you, ESRB. by He+Who+Has+No+Name · · Score: 0

    I never had much admiration or respect for the ESRB to start with, but any respect I DID have is gone now.

    The game, as it was sent to stores, did not have any sexually explicit content that was accessible to the player. That is the ONLY thing the ESRB should be rating: what the audience will see in the game, as it is out of the box.

    It took an unauthorized alteration by an individual completely unassociated with Rockstar to make that content accessible.

    Homeworld had texture and some data files for Ripley's lifeboat, the Narcissus; however, it was in no way accessible to a player without digging into the game files in ways Relic never intended. Should 20th Century Fox now have grounds to sue them for copyright infringement of the Alien movie?

    I know of plenty of games where there was likely VERY objectionable content left, locked away, on the disc.

    Elder Scrolls: Morrowind had explicit text depictions of public elf-on-cat man sex left in the game files, but it took a mod to restore it to the corresponding book. Should it be AO for bestiality and hardcore erotica content? Nah. (that mod, "The Real Barenziah", is availible at www.rpgplanet.com/morrowind)

    Sims and Sims 2 has nipples on the female textures (the only thing they omit in the default textures is genitlia and pubic hair) and a command line option that can disable the censor blur. Should it be AO for nudity? Should it be BANNED as pedophilia, since you can watch naked children voyueristicly? Of course not.

    Max Payne 2 had a (truly beautiful) nude Mona Sax texture set that probably was used for when he walks in on her in the shower. Remedy framed the shot so that you only saw her from the shoulders up, but they painted the whole skin, and it's (relatively) easily accessible through the built in developer mode. Between that and the pretty steamy scene where Max nearly has her shirt off, should Max Payne be AO? Eh... maybe. Probably not.

    The ESRB doesn't have any grounds or any responsibility for rating the game as it exists after a third party alters it in any way whatsoever. They've done more to hurt their credibility by caving to hardcore conservative bitching groups (I'm spitting in your direction, Parents Television Council and the rest of you foaming-at-the-mouth censor-happy fascist) than this media hissy-fit ever could have.

    Paul Eibler really said it best in the article. "The ESRB's decision to re-rate a game based on an unauthorized third party modification presents a new challenge for parents, the interactive entertainment industry and anyone who distributes or consumes digital content."

    As in, "How the fuck are we supposed to make any games at all now? Now we're accountable for any whackjob that comes along and screws with our game. We make a Barney game, some sick fuck makes a patch that moves the verticies on Barney's model to give him a giant cock, and we get sued?!"

    Shame on you ESRB.

    And the hypocrisy behind this makes my eye twitch. We're dominated by a patholigcally fucked up puritanical mindset.

    Gang warfare, organized crime, prostitution, killing prostitutes, slaughtering bystanders, breaking traffic and weapons laws, killing police officers, and generally being a complete sociopath: OK.

    A low-detail fascimile of human copulation, a normal part of human life which we all started from: BANNED.

  224. Coincidence? by sammaffei · · Score: 1

    Funny, Hillary threatens to go to the FTC. Then, Rockstar's GTA:SA gets moved to adults only rating in less than a week, diffusing a possible government showdown before it happens. Thus, Rockstar averts costly trial and additional bad media exposure.

    Does anyone else think ESRB and Rockstar have a better than average relationship these days?

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  225. GTP by Lord_of_the_nerf · · Score: 0

    Oh please, if nudity was nearly as damaging as violence (not that simulated either would do anything to a mature, well adjusted individual) Rockstar would have jumped on that bandwagon and we'd all be playing Grand Theft Porno. Rockstar?

  226. Re:the internet isn't the only distribution networ by arch_avaj · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If it's getting passed around the school yard, that means way too many young children are playing a game intended for people 17+ that they shouldn't have had in the first place.

  227. American Values by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It just stuns me how ultra-violent movies can merit innocuous ratings while a pubic hair immediately warrants restriction. This game is a case in point. Brutal killing and mayhem is OK... but unlocked porn? NOW you've crossed the line! Huh? Does that make any sense? I've never understood this evaluation of violence versus sexuality.

  228. Indeed, it seems everyone missed it by Microlith · · Score: 0

    And this one's not even hidden in the code.

    God of War, developed by a wholly owned subsidary of Sony Entertainment, contains pretty blatant nudity right off the bat in the game.

    Better yet, it includes a mini-game right at the start whereby you jump in bed and have sex with a woman, earning more powerups (not played the game, imagine it's health) the better you "do it."

    No codes, no modifications, nothing. It's right there, plain as day.

    Game has an M rating too.

    So what the fuck has Hillary got her panties stuffed a mile up her ass for over GTA? Cause she's an ignorant, stupid bitch who is being entirely too attentive to a disabled sex game being present in a bloody, violent game featuring rampant drug references and crime?!

  229. The Recall is already in effect. by Glaz · · Score: 1

    I went to the local Wal-Mart as soon as I saw this story. I tried to buy the PC version and the X-Box version. Both came up as "Sale not allowed." Still on the shelves, but the computers won't let you buy them. When I left, the salespeople started taking the games off the shelves.

    Called Gamestop, which was already closed, but they said the game was unavailable for purchase due to the recall as well.

    With networked major retail stores, there goes the only good part about living in a rural area. They talk too quickly. I bet I could have purchased the game just a few hours ago.

    1. Re:The Recall is already in effect. by Captain+Chaos · · Score: 1

      My local Best Buy pulled it and left big empty spots on all the shelves it used to be on, but Circuit City still had it in their locked display case when I was there a few minutes before closing. That didn't last long though as they pulled all the copies while my sale was being rung up. I had no problems walking out with an XBox copy, but I was the last person able to get it from my store. It's kind of funny Walmart pulled it from the store, but you can still buy it from their website. In fact the PC version just went out of stock, but it was still available earlier tonight. You can still find it online at some sites last I checked. Amazon still has it, EBGames just changed the rating to AO and GoGamer raised their prices, but didn't modify the rating shown on their site yet.

  230. Looking at the above video.. by Khyber · · Score: 1

    How the hell is that fully rendered? I saw polygons missing, and dude didn't even have a dick showing anywhere.

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  231. breaking news, nothing new here! by Ryunosuke · · Score: 1

    "the credibility and utility of the initial ESRB rating has been seriously undermined." more like the credibility of ESRB has been seriously undermined. of course, if parents actually raised their kids, and didn't let Rockstar do it, this would all be a moot point.

  232. Naked Quidditch by Neoncow · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It's a fan fiction. No pictures. Amusing for anyone who has a sense of humor.

    http://daisygrrl.com/quidditch/

  233. Re:What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gan by harborpirate · · Score: 1

    Please see the ESRB ratings definitions.

    First off, the SIMS has a rating of Teen. Not Everyone/Teen. No such rating exists. You can see the gamespot Sims site for confirmation of the rating: Gamespot SIMS info

    The SIMS, under normal conditions, does not display nudity. If it did, it would likely have received an M rating, although the inclusion of this one "offensive" item may not have been enough to move it into that category.

    The SIMS merely displays naked people when hacked. GTA: SA depicts an actual sex act. This, under the guidelines, clearly would put GTA: SA in the AO category, especially when coupled with the violence already depicted in the game.

    The matter is further inflamed by the fact GTA is a game that legislators would just as soon rather had never been created in the first place, already having spawned talk of banning the game due to violence, criminal acts, and general disdain for the law. (though that didn't get far).

    I'm sure a similar uproar would have occurred if there were an actual sex act explictly displayed in the SIMS, or if a sex act were "unlockable", even through a hack such as the one in GTA: SA.

    I don't necessarily disagree with you that rating of the SIMS, and its sequels and expansion packs might be changed - but it seems unlikely. Even if it did, Walmart and other mainstream stores would still sell the games anyway, as they'd only have M ratings.

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  234. The exact date of nuttery... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When did America lose its mind?

    November 2, 2004.

  235. My wife's comment.. by _hAZE_ · · Score: 1

    "Uh oh. Everybody freak out, animated sex is coming."

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  236. FLASH! in further news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    children have been banned as they can only result from sex.

  237. CONTACT HILLARY by Svet-Am · · Score: 1
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  238. Alice's Restaurant by tricorn · · Score: 1

    Group W's where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly 'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?" And I said, "Littering." And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing, father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench. And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of things, until the Sergeant came over, had some paper in his hand, held it up and said.

    ...

    "KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?"

    I went over to the sergeant, said, "Sergeant, you got a lot a damn gall to ask me if I've rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I'm sittin' here on the bench, I mean I'm sittin here on the Group W bench 'cause you want to know if I'm moral enough join the army, burn women, kids, houses and villages after bein' a litterbug." He looked at me and said, "Kid, we don't like your kind, and we're gonna send your fingerprints off to Washington."

  239. Open Letter to Rockstar Games North by Runty+McGhee · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm writing because Rockstar Games North is at the center of the future. The Hot Coffee Mod has propelled you to the front lines of the culture wars. For many hundreds of years, crafty and selfish politicians have used the empty and meaningless phrase "family values" to enrage an otherwise apathetic public and solidify their power.

    The most recent self-aggrandizing political power-monger to attempt a power grab by denigrating the invented enemies of children and the family is Hillary Clinton. How hypocritical for a woman whose own family life is a public embarrassment to now attack a supposed enemy of the family. But of course it's no coincidence - it is precisely because her own family life is a joke that she must become a defender of the family. For what better way to advance her political career?

    You have a choice. Rockstar Games North has created the most aesthetically important piece of art since Andy Warhol was alive. Never in the history of the narrative form has a piece encouraged with such audacity the audience's identification with an anti-social character. And yet, it's a hit. Grand Theft Auto is one of the most popular video game series of all time. The question people should be asking is why do so many people dream of being an outlaw in their personal life rather than what effect this piece of art is having on our children.

    Then again, the outlaw has been a staple of the narrative form ever since the inception of the story. Men have always thrilled to tales of the criminal, the social deviant, and the outlaw. Obviously, part of the attacks on Grand Theft Auto are spurred by an anti-technological bias. It's likely that many who criticize have never even played a video game. It's even more likely that those who criticize have never played through a single game of Grand Theft Auto.

    Many criticisms are based on single, isolated elements of the game, and yet where's the criticism of the game as a whole? Criticizing GTA for a single element is like criticizing Huckleberry Finn or The Catcher in the Rye for a single word.

    The suggestion that Grand Theft Auto could somehow harm children is laughable. How is it possible for a video game to nullify the effects of poverty, racial discrimination, lack of opportunity, and - most importantly - the natural slights children experience as a result of interacting with other children? It's not possible. And for someone to suggest that a video game has a greater influence than any of these effects, combined or individually, on the personality of a growing child, is ridiculous. Your company is being attacked and demonized by individuals and organizations concerned only with increasing their own power. Clinton's and other groups' intentions are naked, obvious, and reprehensible.

    How many of us experienced violent content in art while growing up? How many of us experienced sexual content while growing up? Almost all of us. The Bible itself is full of violence and sex. Yet most of us are law-abiding citizens. In fact, I believe if the GTA audience were researched, we'd find that they are less likely to commit a crime than the general population. How likely is someone to be a criminal when they have the tenacity to make it through a 40+ hour narrative? How likely are they to be a criminal if imaginary anti-social acts satisfy them?

    You need to break yourselves off from Take Two and fight the good fight. You're established now. GTA will always sell. You can make other games that push the boundaries of the art form. And, if you follow this road, you'll have no competition. Almost all other companies will be cowed and scared.

    Good luck. I hope you decide to fight.

  240. Outside of Walmart, who cares? by LordZardoz · · Score: 1

    I expect that Walmart might drop the game, since they try for the family friendly image. However, the game is pretty much a guaranteed seller, and Walmart will put the bottom line before all else.

    But really, can any of you think of anyone who will suddenly decide not to purchase this game when they otherwise might have?

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  241. Tub Girl by jcnnghm · · Score: 1

    This is no tub girl (GIS tubgirl, very NSFW or probably anywhere, don't look at it, it will burn your eyes). I saw that for the first time when I was about 15 and if you can download and apply a game mod you can definitely find some nasty shit on the internet, including enough good porno to last a lifetime. Why bother with a game mod when you can get some steamy hardcore porn instead?

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  242. Why? by Nailer · · Score: 1

    We do not carry software rated adults only (as rated by the ESRB).

    We don't have Wal-mart in Australia. I always thought it was a department store (like the similarly named K-Mart, which we do have), and sold things for adults. Is it a toy store?

    1. Re:Why? by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1

      It's a mega-store - basically, they sell all kinds of things, including food, clothing, games, gardening stuff, etc. They have fast food restaurants on site, banking facilities, and numerous other departments.

      They're also one of the most evil companies in existance.

    2. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're also one of the most evil companies in existance.

      you are just jealous that you didn't think of it first...

  243. The reaction is horseshit but.... by aztektum · · Score: 1

    I wanna thank Rockstar for being up front about this in the first place. Way to throw fuel on the fucking fire, smacktards.

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  244. In the Further News to Next to Last Furthest News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Banning has been banned as this has led to the extinction of human race.

  245. Media Coverage by slashflood · · Score: 1


    It's all about the media (blogs, game sites) coverage. Nobody would give a damn about this easter-egg - thats what it is - if there wouldn't be that interest in the media.

    I mean, I'd never patch my GTA to have the scene unlocked, because it would be to much hassle for a CGI rendered (what is it?) blow-job scene? Just enter an accordant string in Google and you'd find much harder pictures/movies.

    The fact that Senator Clinton is that interested in incident is funny enough.

    I think, it's a well-planned PR trick from Rockstar Games.

  246. PC Patch? by warmgun · · Score: 1

    I'm tired of it crashing on me after 30 min of play. So maybe now they'll finally patch the damn game! And all it took was a much publicized sex scene scandal a call for action from some US senators...

  247. No matter how high the game's rated... by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 1

    I don't care what you say. No matter if the game's rated "NO" for "NObody can play it," your kids are probably going to have a friend "Timmy" whose parents bought it for him. Your kids will go over to Timmy's house and play SA there, plus or minus Hot Coffee mod. It's still your responsibility to know what your kids are up to, which is MORE than just whether or not you're going to buy them some game based on a rating.

  248. This post rated AO by the ESRB by Fastball · · Score: 1

    (.)(.)

    Run away! My eyes, aaaahhh!

  249. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft's Notepad has been given an AO rating due to its ability to create "vivid, sexually explicit" ASCII porn

  250. Re:If they're pulling the game, can I get it cheap by RubberDogBone · · Score: 1

    There are a couple different things that can happen.

    The retailers got the games from a distributor, and they probably would have had a return clause just as they do with most DVDs, books, etc. That means that things that don't sell after X weeks can be sent back for full credit. They should be able to use that clause to send the games back.

    So the unsold games will go back to the distributors, who will either send them back to Rockstar or Rockstar's distributor, or the games will be resold to a store that will keep carrying the game -anyone know of a retailer who IS going to keep selling it? I need to buy a copy.

    Of course, Walmart and the others have the option to bypass the distributors and resell the games direct to other retailers if they so desire.

    Or they can set up a shell company and dump the unsold games on eBay for more than they could have gotten at retail.

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  251. What impact will this have on the mod community? by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

    Up until, obviously, the Hot Coffee patch, modders have pretty much had free reign in making additions and enhancements to games (including one going on to make a business out of a heavily modded game).

    Since there is a lot of hidden features in many games (such as the DOA and Sims nude patches have shown), and the only way the ESRB could hope to catch them all is to literally pick apart the games before giving their ratings, the obvious fallout would be to crack down on the mod community, lest the game industry come under further scrutiny.

    Jeeze, and we thought the gaming industry was in trouble when Activision first released Custer's Revenge for the Atari 2600.

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  252. Credibility by E-Rock-23 · · Score: 1

    The Credibility of the ESRB has indeed been undermined. They've gone from "protecting minors from bad content" to the need to call for a Waaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance every time someone gripes about a wee bit of nudity.

    News Flash: WE'RE NAKED! WE DO THE HORIZONTAL MAMBO! IT'S NATURE! Holy crap! How hard is this to understand? Nudity isn't indecent, it's our natural state of existance.

    Now, you tell me: What teenage kid _hasn't_ stolen his dad's copy of Hustler at least once? Why aren't those dads in jail/being persecuted for undermining the "moral fiber" of society? Because it's asinine. And this debaucle is asinine.

    Kids without a firm grasp of what is and isn't reality should honestly not play this game. That's a given. But you can't keep your kids "innocent" forever, and censoring a game isn't going to help that ideal along, either. Teenagers are going to learn about, and constantly think about, sex. That's life, that's growing up, that's part of BEING HUMAN. Let the kids have their fun.

    Hell, they're probably fornicating right under their parents' noses, anyway...

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  253. Re:What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gan by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
    The SIMS has an ESRB rating of E-T (Everyone/Teens). However, there is a patch available for The SIMS that removes the dithering done when they are changing clothes, allowing one to see buck naked SIMS!. Doesn't this mean the ESRB should also revoke The SIMS "Everyone" rating?
    Have you ever seen a buck naked Sim? ASCII pr0n is more erotic.
  254. Re:People are still having sex (troll?) by Lil-Bondy · · Score: 1, Interesting

    i know ill probly get trolled for this (partly because i said that), but that was informative and only at the end of it had any trace of trollish behaviour, and that wasnt directed at someone, merely what they said, so why the evilness?

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  255. and i think... by ciupman · · Score: 1

    ...publicity stunt .. buy an old copy (with all the content still available) while it's still on the stores... that's what they had on their minds since the beguining... Why did they produce that content in the first place? They don't give a damn about the rating because that game is focused in the adult buyer either way...

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  256. piracy! by legallyillegal · · Score: 0

    w00t...yet another reason to download games...say i wanna buy the game, but it's not at wal-mart, or any other store because the esrb were a bunch of dicks...where do i get it? T3H INT4rW3B!!11111199114234241!@#$#!$14231!twelve! maybe i should release my women's nudity/sex with golf clubs patch for tiger woods 2005...

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  257. No Sex Please we're American by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No Sex Please we're American

  258. Just bowing to public pressure... by BackInIraq · · Score: 1

    'the credibility and utility of the initial ESRB rating has been seriously undermined.'"

    I don't really see how. They rating they had given it deemed the content inappropriate for anybody under 17. The mod doesn't really add anything that wouldn't make it into an R-rated movie, which are also deemed inappropriate for those under 17. Thus the rating was still spot-on.

    The problem is that parents don't know what the ESRB ratings really mean (and that at times they can be inconsistant...I've seen some definite bad calls between the T and M ratings). The ESRB gave GTA:SA, along with every other GTA game, the highest rating that is generally given to games.

    To me, it would have give the ESRB more credibility to leave the rating on GTA:SA an M. Perhaps it would finally convince the parents of the US that, much like movies the MPAA rates as R-rated, M-rated games are not appropriate for younger kids. Period. Any attempt to keep M-rated games more "familiy-friendly" just waters down the rating system further.

    Had they defended the M-rating, they could have established M, rather than AO, as the cutoff where games are likely to be unsuitable for younger kids. Instead they caved, creating even more confusion as to what exactly an M rating means.

  259. The rating changed.... So what? by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

    Ok so a game has sex in it now. The Ratings board said hmmm... Sex might deserve an 18+ rating. The Movie industry made this move decades ago. This isn't censorship, this isn't legal action. This is reclassification! If anything this is a victory. If number munchers had an ultragore mode accessable via cheat codes, I would say it would need to be reclassified.

  260. So who's told ESRB what you think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have a perfectly good feedback form:

    http://www.esrb.org/consumer_online_hotline.asp

    I bet no one has. So they'll do it again with the next game.

  261. Say again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd prefer an actual citation of the law rather than a random website.

  262. Re:This will probably increase interest in the gam by littlem · · Score: 1

    Is that why the whole FA was about how Take Two's profits are going to go down in the next quarter? I think the point is that Walmart or whatever crazy mega-supermarkets you have in the US won't stock a title rated 18+ with "prolonged strong sexual content" (but of course, a 17+ title with just "strong sexual content" is fine...).

  263. PR Waffle! by wodeh · · Score: 1

    "detracted from the creative merits of this award winning product" - TFA

    Yeah, because statistics prove that 99.9% of American mothers prefer mindless ultra-voilence and crime sprees to poorly realised, blocky sexual content which is not really even pornographic.

    I'm all for voilence, but the words "creative merits" and "san andreas" do not deserve to be in the same sentence. They took their GTA series, which has been a train-wreck sold only through controversy since the original GTA (the only good version, in my opinion) and slapped a few poorly realised RPG-like features into it and those goddamn irritating DDR-like missions.

    San Andreas got rave reviews (99.9% of reviewers are morons who will lap anything up as long as it is called "Halo" or "GTA"), sold like hot cakes, and got stolen en-masse from GAME stores but it's just the same old game repacked and regurgitated.. buying the original GTA every time a new GTA is released is a smarter idea. How I long for the days when the word "original" could be used to describe a game without an acompanying din of laughter.

    Conclusion: Sex and voilence is a great way to sell crap to the masses, and people favour marketing-hyped crap to original ideas. But we knew that already, right?

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  264. M Rating by Redwin · · Score: 1

    Out of curiosity, an M rating is supposed to be for people over 17. If you are allowed to have consentual sex over the age of 16 what the heck is wrong with the M rating? Someting you are allowed to do in real life is ok (although seemingly heavily discouraged) but viewing an animation of it isn't?!? It must be a screwed up system indeed that is more concerned with increasing the rating for something that is legal than for something illegal like killing people, beating up hookers, stealing cars etc

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  265. Count Your Self Lucky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You US people should count your selves lucky that ESRB ratings are just guidance ratings. Here in the UK we have a rating system the BBFC but the difference is it's law and GTA:SA is a 18 so this means not persons under 18 can buy the game.

  266. Quick! Pull Windows XP off shelves! by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 1

    By downloading a third party patch called BitTorrent, you can use Windows to watch all the porn you want!

    Label it 18+ or exchange it for Dos 6.2!

    If it sounds stupid, looks stupid, then don't be suprised to learn.. it's stupid. If you can download HotCoffee, then, suprise suprise, you can probably find all the porn you want, without Rockstar's badly animated help.

    I say game modders go after ESRB. Start modding E rated games to contain the hardest core porn known to exist (with midgets, goats, and santorum flying)!

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  267. What about other 3rd party patches by Kthoris · · Score: 1

    I remember a nice little patch for the Sims that made the little char's naked and removed the blurred out parts when you showered and used the toilet. Maybe they should consider changing the rating of that one? How many others out there..... What about Tomb Raider and it's 'patch' for Lara?

  268. Brilliant marketing by BubbaJonBoy · · Score: 1

    C'mon - if the content was in there do you guys really think that it was never meant to be unleashed? After hearing how EA and other game developers wield figurative whips over the game developers and incessant crunch time - when exactly did the bored coders and multimedia people (who would have had to collude incidentally) find the time to put this hack in?
    Ab-so-friggin-lutely brilliant marketing. No way in hell they could ever flaunt this on purpose so they make it an "accident".

  269. Re:If they're pulling the game, can I get it cheap by ZorinLynx · · Score: 1

    Can't they just keep selling the games and ignore the ESRB's request? I thought the ESRB system was voluntary, and has no force of law...

    Or am I mistaken?

  270. What I want to see by Jakeypants · · Score: 1

    What I'd like to see is Rockstar pulling out all the stops - reworking the game to include TONS of sexual content that makes it truly deserve the AO rating. GTA is in a unique position where it's been made famous because of all of the violence and controversy. More controversy means more people buying out of curiousity.

    If the game was designed to be exactly what the developers intended without restrictions on content, we might get the best GTA game yet. I'd love to see this censorship plot backfire in a big way.

  271. Re:I think GTA needs Pornstar 3D by RipTides9x · · Score: 1
  272. Re:What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Did you read the ESRB link you posted? The TEEN rating has no mention of nudity or sexual content. MATURE has Sexual content. AO has "intense" volence and/or nudity.

    It still stands... if someone can twiddle a bit they can turn GTA into AO. If someone twiddles a bit and turns on nudity in the SIMS then it should have a rating adjustment.

  273. Bad move by the ESRB imho. by Sentack · · Score: 1

    Well if you ask me, the ESRB just shot itself in the foot. They fell to political pressures to change the rating, causing the game to be pulled from many of the big chains, possably making the game nearly impossable to pick up in any realistic retail store in the near future but, that's besides the point.

    The real problem is this, the ESRB's actions make it look like they screwed up, which makes it look like the system is broken, which means that now the Goverment may push it's way back into the idea of regulating the gaming industry for allowing this to happen, which really means things are about to go into a serious downward spiral.

    I know it sounds a little redicioulus but the ESRB should have held it's ground at this point and put forward a point of view somewhat simular to this. "The content was not an intentional part of the product put forward. The modifications broke what the designers intended to be put forward THUS, the game rating is based on the actually intended content of the game. You can not rate a game based on modified content even if the content is accessable thru the game. It wasn't intended to be viewable by the playerbase, thus it shouldn't be considered."

    A somewhat hard sell in this case, but it matters not now, the ESRB showed some weakness and now they very well may put themselves in jeapordy for it.

    Sentack

  274. Rockstar/Take Two need to be punished! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They left inaccessible content on the DVD, space that could've been used to put less-compressed graphics in, so that I can zoom around at low levels in a Harrier without running into a tree the console hadn't been able to draw in yet?

    Burn these people at the stake.

    1. Re:Rockstar/Take Two need to be punished! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clean your DVD.

  275. Revenge of the Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was 14 I went to see 'Revenge of the Nerds'. It was rated as 14+ (This was in Quebec, Canada). There's plenty of scenes with tits and ass, and they even show a full "bush".

    Now compare this to the ugly graphics of GTA:SA's polygon people...

  276. It's not the developers or retailers ... by jayntampa · · Score: 1

    ... that should be blamed - it's the parents, and the fact that the culture hasn't realized gaming has grown up! I have a short essay with stats about this exact news story on my blog: http://blog.myspace.com/jayntampa

  277. Sims and others? by Devistater · · Score: 1

    Lets not forget that you can disable the censorship (the blocks that appear when you take a shower or use toilet to block the nudity) in the Sims 1 game (probably sims 2 as well) by editing a simple text file setting to go from 1 to 0. And that includes the child nudity from what I hear. Thats child abuse, far more serious than GTA, its time to revoke the Sims rating. And that IS included in the game.

    Or how about Q3A or UT2k4? They have nude skins downloadable.

  278. New flash; there was sex in the previous GTA, too by TheSonicVince · · Score: 1, Informative

    In GTA Vice City, you can buy a movie studio. When you buy it, there are 4 or 5 missions all revolving around porn actresses and movies.

    This is in the standard game, no mod is needed. It is even necessary to perform these missions if you want to complete the game 100%. In the cinematics of at least 2 of these missions you can clearly see one actress having sex, with sound and all. And yet, nobody complained...

    The last mission for the movie studio has you pointing light spots to a giant building, and every night the spots draw a pair of big boobs...It seems the morons complaining with the San Andreas mod are ok with this...

    There's also a mission where you must take pictures of that same actress having sex with a political man named Shrub (an obvious hint at Bush...). Even though you don't see sex while you take the pictures, later in the game you can see the pictures in your main hide-out, and they are quite suggestive...You also see posters of the porn movies on the walls.Yet again, nobody complained.

    And anyway, there are hookers since GTA3. As it was said several time before, you can pick them up, have sex, and then kill them to get your money back...There are vans that read "Grüp Sechs", which of course reads "Group sex", etc.
    In san andreas, there's also a headless statue of a man with his hand clearly positionned for masturbation...but I guess that's okay.

    WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE? The sex that you see in this game is the most moral thing, but hey, sex should only be done once a month in missionary position, and only to give birth, right? right? WRONG, bigots.

    I don't understand how people can reach that level of stupidity and bigotry. These parents should give a better education to their kids instead of counting on the TV to do it for them, period.

    All in all, it's the same with TV: it's okay to show movies where there's a gun every freakin' second, a murder every minute and people sniffing coke every 10 min, but please, no movie where there's SEX! This is wrong! And oh please if they kill people and sell drugs, they could at least be polite and don't call people names, or use the word "fuck"!! (I recently bought the Scarface -which GTA Vice City is clearly an homage to- DVD, and they removed each and every one "fuck" from the original movie when it was shown on TV...)

    Frankly, I think porn is a necessity, and hookers too. I think it keeps a bunch of people from going around and rape women because they need a form of sex.

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  279. Games industry should put screws on movie industry by Retired+Replicant · · Score: 1
    The movie industry gets away with a lot of stuff that politicians don't want to allow the games industry to get away with. There are no fines or legal repercussions against movie theaters that let underage kids get into R-rated films. There are no fines or legal repercussions against retailers who let underage kids buy R-rated DVDs. The movie industry does not get in trouble when it releases "unrated" special edition DVDs that add in extra sex and violence compared to the theatrical release. The games industry has been far more proactive about having a good descriptive ratings system as opposed to the simple, undescriptive G/PG/PG-13/R system used by the movie industry.

    The reason for these double-standards is that the movie industry has far more political power than the games industry, especially with Democrats. It is time for the games industry to demand assistance on these free-speech issues from the movie industry, or else the games industry should become extremely vociferous about pointing out all the double-standards that exist between the games and movie inustries. They should also start publicizing the amount of contributions Democrats like Hillary Clinton receive from Hollywood movie studios, and asking the question why those same politicians aren't more vociferous about the sex and violence in movies. If the movie industry doesn't help the games industry out, then they deserve to be next in line for heavy-handed government regulation.

  280. Patch Happy Kids by ubergoober · · Score: 1

    Get the guv'ment going rounding up these obscene games.

    Does this mean I should recall my Sims topless skin so kids can't watch my Sim-girls running round with massive naked mammaries? Who knows what kind of person might find that hysterical.

    Oh yeah... teenagers. (and Slashdot geeks)

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  281. Rockstar is engaging in irresponsible marketing by Retired+Replicant · · Score: 1

    I agree. Rockstar is making megabucks off of selling electronic sleaze, yet they don't take any responsibility for their own screw-ups. I strongly believe in the right of games-makers to sell adult content in their games, but they have to do it responsibly, and take responsibility for their own screw-ups. Rockstar is acting irresponsibly when it sells a game with a lower rating, that actually contains more explicit material. That's like selling MAD magazine to underage kids, and then revealing/leaking later the fact that Oops! two of the pages are stuck together, and if you separate them there is hard-core sex photo spread. Wink, wink! That sure would send your sales through the roof, but it is irresponsible marketing, and Rockstar deserves to have their game re-rated or pulled from store shelves until they release a new version without the hidden content.

  282. Re:What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gan by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    First off, the SIMS has a rating of Teen. Not Everyone/Teen. No such rating exists. Gee, where would I get such an idea. Go to http://thesims.ea.com/index_flash.php It says "Products range from Everyone to Teen". Blame EA, not me... that's the rating they put on their web page!

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  283. "Party at the Palms" on E! is more explicit by Retired+Replicant · · Score: 1

    ...and I don't think there is any age-enforcement system to prevent kids under 17 from watching. The games undustry is being screwed by political double-standards.

  284. PC CD-ROM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is the game really sold as a bootable CD-ROM that'll work on the "PC" platform? Or is it, in fact, actually a CD-ROM for the Windows platform, instead of the incorrectly-identified PC platform?

  285. Collectors' Item by Wiseleo · · Score: 1

    Well...

    I haven't bought a game in a while, and I love GTA series. So what did I do? I went out and bought this title at my local Fry's. :-)

    Funny thing... their Wicked Pictures DVDs are not sold in a protective locked plastic box... but this title is! I suppose that's to actually prompt cashiers to pay attention as to why it needs to be unlocked in the first place.

    They put a 18+ notice on the price guidance card.

    I think this is the first and last AO-rated title in history to be sold at mass retail. So hold on to your copies. It'll go right next to my Linux version of Quake 3 in tin box. :-)

    Maybe this will help jolt people awake as to what absurdity we are dealing with. I commend Rockstar Games for creating this controversy, and for that they got their $50.

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  286. Original spec by lorcha · · Score: 1
    The sex scene could have been in the original spec. Then someone caught wind of it right before it was time to submit the game for rating and asked that the sex scene be removed so the game wouldn't be rated AO.

    Now you've got some production-ready fully-tested code on your hands and you're asked to remove a scene from the game. Now I don't work for Rockstar and I have never seen the code, but maybe removing it would touch too many modules and necessitate a huge retesting effort?

    I have definitely been in a situation where there was production-tested code and someone needed a feature removed. Do you remove the feature and all its supporting code from the entire application? Or do you just disable it on the UI? You're goddamn right you disable it on the UI and remove the code on the branch for the next release. You sure as hell don't go touching that much production code just to kill a feature!

    So that's what Rockstar did. They disabled the scene by making it completely inaccessable through game play. I would have done the exact same thing.

    Would you have been the one who said, "We need to re-QA the entire game."?

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  287. It wasn't an easter egg. Well, it is now. by DigitalReality · · Score: 1

    Easter eggs (in console games and DVDs) are accessible through the product alone, either by secret menu item or password or button code. In this case it requires a third party modification that modifies 10+ memory addresses to make an if statement true.

    But the other points, developers not taking it out (as opposed to the hundreds of people saying that they put it in intentionally), and the suits not knowing it was there, those are valid.