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  1. Re:OS "Ex" or OS "Ten"? on Zarf in Mac OS X Land · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Does anybody know what Apple is saying today?

    • Fish.
    • Bottle.
    • Plunger.
    • Triangle.

    Tomorrow they may say it in Basque.

  2. Re:The right direction on Apple Announces Open Source Design Award · · Score: 1
    I don't know that the award will really make much of a difference to people porting software, ...

    Good God, man, have you seen a cinema display in action? There is a reason Apple puts them in drool-proof plastic. I just bought a house and just got laid off. When I saw one at a job interview yesterday and it was all I could do to not plop down the cash for one.

  3. Harumph! on Escape from Data Alcatraz · · Score: 1
    And I bet they still can't get away from the Jehovah's Witnesses.

  4. Re:Some marvellous quotes here... on al Qaeda Hacks XP? · · Score: 1
    "...members of Osama bin Laden's Al Qaeda network, posing as computer programmers, were able to gain employment at Microsoft" - so, you can "pose" as a computer programmer, and get to modify M$'s source, can you? You don't actually have to be a programmer?

    Why, MicroSoft keeps posing as an innovative technology company ...

  5. Re:Where the hell is Microsoft's PR agency? on al Qaeda Hacks XP? · · Score: 1
    Well, they didn't say they were effective processes, just rigorous.

  6. Re:Huh? on MacOSX Vs BeOS ShootOut · · Score: 1
    No need for me to see it. As someone born in the late 60s with the name Richard Burton, I can fully appreciate your situation ... both sympathetically and humorously.

  7. Revisionist history on NASA Plans "Carl Sagan Center" To Study Cosmos · · Score: 1
    Unfortunately, his estate has sued over the use of his name, so NASA has renamed it the BHA Center.

  8. Re:2 years? on Wriggling Heat Sinks · · Score: 1
    Hey, it's Purdue, they're always two years behind, said the *sshole IU alum.

  9. Re:U.S. Blues on Satellite Radio: Tune In or Turn Off? · · Score: 1
    I've listened to Bob and Tom for years. If you think they are bad, try listening to morning shows in other cities. They are unlistenable. No wonder some people think even Howard Stern is good.

    Besides, look me in the eye and tell me that a superhero called "Shirtless Girl" is not bordering on genius.

  10. Re:Where are the compilers? on Cocoa Programming for Mac OS X · · Score: 1
    OS X comes with a version of gcc installed called cc.

    Good God, do I feel old!

  11. Re:blah computers, semi OT on Microsoft Offers A Modified Settlement · · Score: 1
    kids in school don't need more computer hardware/software. They need more teachers and better teachers.

    Actually, what the kids need is for us to bring back corporal punishment and use it on the school board members.

  12. Re:This reminds me on VA Linux Now VA Software · · Score: 1
    Well, from one perspective, NeXT bought Apple for -$450,000,000.

    YMMV

  13. Re:Turf wars among the intelligence agencies on Oracle Donates Software for Big Brother Database · · Score: 1
    I used to work for the DoD and they will think up of anything to keep their jobs alive.

    Unlike, say, other civil servants, marketing executives, and union lawyers, right?

    Lord knows the DoD isn't perfect, but basically, you just accused them of being human. Expect Sam Donaldson to show up at your doorstep and spank you with a slipper.

  14. Re:Another 3-letter group on Oracle Donates Software for Big Brother Database · · Score: 1
    Fear AOL?!?! You don't know fear until you've been audited by the IRS.

    (Laugh, but the tax courts in which the IRS tries you are run by the IRS. Rather Prussian of them, isn't it? And, no kidding, the auditor who came after me was named "Lynch". I should have known then.)

  15. Re:Ice on Charon? on NASA Chooses Pluto Mission · · Score: 1
    I think it would be a much better use of our money to get rid of poverty, famine, disease, suffering, etc. from our planet.

    You mean like the trillions that the US alone has spent on government programs since The New Deal? Yeah, that's worked a treat, hasn't it?

  16. Scientific Method on Open Source And Genetics · · Score: 2, Interesting
    It's the age-old debate; what follows the heart of the scientific method more? Peer review, or getting the information out as fast as possible?

    This is just my opinion (YMMV, IANAS, etc), but I would argue for peer review, insofar as it relates to the ability to duplicate results and experiments. My thinking here is that the ability to duplicate results is at the heart of science. If others can't duplicate them, the results aren't accepted.

    A grain of salt is provided for those who disagree.

  17. Re:Simple! on Geek Gift Ideas 2001 · · Score: 5, Funny
    A girlfriend of course, all geeks want those !


    #include "nancy_boy.h"

    Speak for yourself, duckie.

  18. What else? on Geek Gift Ideas 2001 · · Score: 1
    A year's supply of "First Post"s would be the perfect sneaker-stuffer for every slashdotter.

    Or not.

  19. Re:Only one? on MST3K "Manos" Arrives on DVD · · Score: 1
    Hear hear! (Or possibly there there.)

    Manos is no more suitable for the uninitiate than a Guiness would be for a teenager who'd never had beer before. It's just too much for a first timer.

  20. One more bonus on The Real Mission to Mars · · Score: 1
    According to this item from Apple, you may get to use a TiBook with Final Cut Pro.

    That may be a high price to pay for a cool laptop, but then so is my current job.

  21. Re:You have the answer on Portable Coding and Cross-Platform Libraries? · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Unless the specs are that it is to be written in C/C++.

    And this is all too common, I'm afraid. I once had to implement a massive, heavy-fines-for-errors project that needed to compare massive associative arrays in C instead of Perl. Why? Because the boss didn't like Perl.

  22. Mines in Space on NASA On Mining Extraterrestrial Sources · · Score: 1
    I know some people might bemoan this, but personally, I like the idea. Once we can get the lawyers to agree on who owns what, and why, it will allow eventually lead to a greater supply of raw materials, and thus cheaper goods. It will also allow for the environmental hassles of mining on Earth to be less of a factor.

    I mean, it beats starting a land war of mineral deposits.

  23. Re:An excellent outcome on Monster European Environmental Satellite · · Score: 1
    Speaking of the 70s, what ever happened to the Population Bomb?

    Ask Al Gore. He claimed to be an expert on the dangers of overpopulation in Earth in the Balance. Of course, Gore has four kids, so I guess he would know.

  24. Re:An excellent outcome on Monster European Environmental Satellite · · Score: 1
    The fact that AMERICAN politicians do nothing about SCIENTIFIC DATA from satellites and other sources is a travesty.

    Look, we've seen what happens when American politicians try to do something; better that they do nothing. Government is like an appendix: wasteful when idle, fatal when active. Pray to your god(s) that they stay idle.

  25. Re:Solvenia? on Slovenian e-Government · · Score: 1
    What is it with you Americans? That you are ignorant and rude is bad enough, but that you are proud of it really disturbs me.

    Considering how most of us are at least partially of European descent, we come by it honestly.

    Besides, being "ignorant, rude and proud of it" sounds very French, based on my time in that country.