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  1. Re:jedi council on Creating a High-Tech Meeting/Conference Room? · · Score: 1
    He sipped his tea and tried to maintain his composure as I flexed my mind and exerted a subtle pressure on his testicles. Pretending no discomfort he asked what other news the Emperor had.

    From the darth side: memoirs of a monster

  2. Re:Whoohooo! on Tweaking the CAN-SPAM Act · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh, they have all the time in the world to whore out your inbox. They are only restricted in how long they can fill it with shit themselves.

  3. Re:Open on OpenID - Open Source Single-SignOn · · Score: 2, Funny
    I've forked your password:

    *****+

  4. Re:Oh no. on EU to Redefine Scope of Software Patents · · Score: 1
    The thing that bugs me is that they aren't patenting a device, or even really a novel way to use a device. They are getting patents or what seem to be permutations of basic concepts. Patents for clicking a mouse once? To activate a function on a website? Give me a fucking break!

    It seems less like patenting an actual invention of some sort, and more like being able to patent television shows. How ridiculous would it be to find:

    Patent #10002023: Method of portraying obnoxious neighbor in a comedic situation.
    Patent #10002024: Method of portraying anthropomorphic animals that encourage learning and friendship

    It would be absolutely ridiculous and would knock out 90% of sitcoms and 90% of kids' shows. I really fail to see how software is any different.

  5. Re:Don't ask, don't tell on Before You Fire the Company Geek · · Score: 1
    There is a long list of questions which are taboo when calling pervious employers. Like most things, people work around the rules. The two questions they ask are usually:
    1. Did they work there?
    2. Are they rehireable?

    Nothing else needs said.

  6. Re:Christian propaganda...? on Chronicles of Narnia Trailer · · Score: 1

    It seemed to me that the Screwtape Letters were in the first half very clever and well thought out. C.S. Lewis had been publishing them in a magazine I believe, and started to get several scathing letters. Over time, now apparent in the book, the devils devolve into bumbling oafs. The became idiot charicatures, with the seeming lack of motivation and thought of cartoon characters. I thought it was sad that he had to run it into the ground just to appease the Jack Chick minority.

  7. Re:Tampering? on UK to lnstall Wireless Mics on London Streets · · Score: 1
    In Toledo, we have cameras monitoring the red lights. Since their installation, people running red lights has been down by about 6%, while rear end collisions are up by about 500%.

    Lovely, isn't it?

  8. Re:Sounds like a great idea on The Unemployed Working on OSS Projects · · Score: 1
    Apparently they need plumbers desparately and are very short on hair dressers.

    Does that mean we are on the "B" ship?

  9. Re:Why stop there? on Tracking Sex Offenders via GPS for Life · · Score: 1

    Strangely enough in Ohio, even the involved minor will also be charged in a statutory rape case.

  10. Spellcheck on The Pseudoscience of Intelligent Design · · Score: 1

    Yes, it's versy controverial.

  11. Re:Just Gotta Say... on Douglas Adams Remembered By Those Who Knew Him · · Score: 1
    That made me laugh so hard I woke up everybody in my house.

    I hope you're happy. :)

  12. Re:Ummmm.... on Using Diamonds to Create Unhackable Code · · Score: 1
    To be more precise, light spends most of its time travelling through free space. Photons are constantly being absorbed and reemitted in a "random walk" through any goven material. The macroscopic speed-of-light through the material is related to the mean free path, however.

    Most materials have a permittivity (e) and permeability (u) value, and the speed of light through the substance is related by:
    c = 1/sqrt(u*e)

  13. Re:in a related headline: on Microsoft Wants Sit-Down With OSS Advocates · · Score: 1
    Speaking of the headline...

    Hell freezes over... fine.
    Pigs fly... fine.
    Duke Nukem releases... sounds pornographic.

    I'm all for realistic gaming, but should it be that immersive?
    Maybe "Duke Nukem released" would have been better wording.

  14. Re:Nah on Comments are More Important than Code · · Score: 2, Funny
    int main()
    {
    unsigned char ucGlobalVariableNamesShouldBeReallyLongEspeciallyI fTheyAreImportantAndYouNeedToKnowExactlyWhatTheyDo AndYouDontReallyFeelLikeUsingProperCommentsAndJust RetypingAReallyLongNameLikeThisIsSoMuchMoreConveni entAndGodForbidYouShouldMakeASpellingErrorLetMeTel lYouHowFrustratingThatCanBeAnywaysImRamblingBackTo ThePointWhichIsThatSuperLongButDescriptiveVariable Names = false;
    return 0;
    }
  15. Immediately Apparent on Diffraction Limit Has Been Beaten · · Score: 2, Funny
    The consequences of the discovery are immediately apparent and include opportunities for extremely fine biomedical imaging in-vivo and greater increases in transistor density for microchips by superlens augmentation of photolithography masks.

    Those certainly were the first things I thought of!

  16. Revolutionary Field? on World's Largest Nanotube Model · · Score: 4, Funny
    Rice University is a leader in this revolutionary field involving nanotubes

    The revolutionary field of making gigantic models? :)

  17. Re:Why the code was hidden... on Computers in Space Examined · · Score: 4, Funny
    should an emergency arise, ground control would tell him where it was. Nice.

    The Soviets were afraid of a defection

    If I was hurtling towards the ground and couldn't control the capsule I was in, I might have a problem with defecation too.

  18. Re:Someone correct me if this is wrong on Vint Cerf on Internet Challenges · · Score: 1
    does that have an effect?

    No.

  19. Re:Makes sense on More Freedom for DVD Players? · · Score: 1

    I wonder how long it would be before doubleclick and the like took advantage of this and your "web-enabled" DVD player peppered you with porno ads even though you popped in you copy of "Finding Nemo"

  20. Re:Why shoud I have to sign... on We're Open enough, Says Microsoft · · Score: 1
    I think it's that way for a lot of free services. A small number of people feel way too entitled and complain about the most trivial things incessantly.

    Well, we'll have more time to discuss this when the dupe is posted... by Roland Piquepalle... in this puke colored IT section.

  21. Re:Interesting on Global DNA Project to Study Human Ancestry · · Score: 2, Funny
    the Earth was created on Oct 26, 4004 B.C. at 9:00 am.

    So the Earth is a Scorpio? No wonder...

  22. Re:Boot from CD Porn distro on Lessons Proprietary Software Can Teach Open Source · · Score: 1
    we all know managers, PHBs and coworkers who would use it in a heartbeat

    They would use it to beat alright...

    Just where do you work anyways? :)

  23. The Terrible Secret of Space on S. Korea Considers Using Armed Robots Along DMZ · · Score: 3, Funny

    How are they going to push anybody down from 2 miles away?

  24. Re:"do no evil" from a company that patents algori on Google Founders Cut Salaries to $1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It wouldn't be if Disney had bought him out :)

  25. Duh on Proposed Federal Rules On E-Document Destruction · · Score: 1
    If they're so worried about the file being recoverable from the hard disk after being deleted, why not move it to a CD and then snap the CD in half? I'd like to see someone recover that!

    (Stop being horrified and laugh.)