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Douglas Adams Remembered By Those Who Knew Him

John "Widgett" Robinson writes "IGN FilmForce tapped a bunch of folks who knew and worked with Douglas Adams, asking them to share some stories of their time with the man himself. They've posted the results as an article that includes responses from Pythoner Terry Jones, author Neil Gaiman, actor Stephen Fry, Rutle Neil Innes, zoologist Mark Carwardine, and Monkee Michael Nesmith. I've never heard any of these stories before, so the thing winds up being a unique tribute to a very cool frood."

181 comments

  1. Hollywood Vultures by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yeah, I'd love to have a bunch of my friends get together to remember me after I'm gone...just in time to hype a major new Hollywood Blockbuster.

    1. Re:Hollywood Vultures by nacturation · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Overrated? I think the parent post is rather insightful. According to this BBC article, DNA died almost four years ago. Suddenly, right before a movie launch of one of his works, a company that has ties to the movie industry decides to release a bunch of stories about him? I haven't read them and I'm guessing the individuals are all very sincere, but I'd question the motives of IGN. It could very well be that their motives are very sincere, but there's no harm in looking at it with a critical eye.

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    2. Re:Hollywood Vultures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, a website such as IGN should be shamed to seek interviews which might be topical to upcoming movie releases and might be of interest to their readers. I'm looking at you with my critical eye, ooOOooo...

    3. Re:Hollywood Vultures by Chibi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The stories are from FilmForce. They are IGN's movie site. So, of course, they'll do this story around the time of the release of the movie, as opposed to when the author originally passed away. Not every site is like Slashdot, where anything and everything gets posted, no matter how irrelevant. :)

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    4. Re:Hollywood Vultures by Talking+Goat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And I'll agree with you, the motives here are suspect indeed. M.J. Simpson's "thoughts" on DNA (see page 6 of the article) are nothing more than a plug for yet another posthumous publication of DNA's work, while actually bagging on the upcoming movie itself. Somewhat confused in intent, but message certainly doesn't sound much like an affectionate anecdote.

      Hey, M.J., thanks for taking what was supposed to me a fond remembrance of DNA and turning it into a soapbox; I'm sure the family is warmed by your sentiments.

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    5. Re:Hollywood Vultures by nganju · · Score: 1


      Having seen a special screening of the movie last night, I can tell you that Douglas Adams' face shows up in the movie. It's actually the very last thing you see before the credits roll.

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    6. Re:Hollywood Vultures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "there's no harm in looking at it with a critical eye."

      We all know how all the people interviewed are shills for a movie they have no financial ties to, exactly.

    7. Re:Hollywood Vultures by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      Oh great! Now you've spoiled the whole film for me! I never knew the ending until you wrote that.

      Bummer!

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    8. Re:Hollywood Vultures by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hey, MJ, thanks for taking what could have been a hypocritical opportunity to join promotion for a film you panned, and instead turning it into mention of another work that will probably (in your opinion, at least) better fulfill DNA fans.

      TG, no thanks for failing to comprend "integrity" (and "intent"), or for misunderstanding a couple of sentences explaining why that posthumous publication of DNA's work might be more satisfying than either the film bringing the message to you, or even the rushed, inadequately edited final, and lesser, two books in the H2G2 trilogy. Enjoy the tiny Slashdot soapbox - I doubt it warmed anyone.

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    9. Re:Hollywood Vultures by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Yeah, I'd love to have a bunch of my friends get together to remember me after I'm gone...just in time to hype a major new Hollywood Blockbuster."

      So... are you expecting that Hollywood NON-Vultures shouldn't talk about the last highly anticipated movie you had a hand in both inspiring and in making?

      Not everything's about money, Ass.

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    10. Re:Hollywood Vultures by Cervantes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Vultures? Not entirely. After all, the movie is coming out, DNA is getting a lot of attention (relatively), but alas, the silly sod couldn't get his timing right (again) and isn't available for interviews. So, they talk to people who know him, who can give us an idea of what he was like.

      It's no different than when Titanic came out. All the news agencies that 'suddenly' did stories on the disaster weren't vultures, they were providing background and information. And, whereas DNAs death was covered by the same groups that are doing more stories on him now, I'm entirely certain that the sinking of the Titanic was not reported on CNN. Which, really, isn't their fault, as they did invent a time machine and go back to cover it, thusly giving them rights to discuss it again in the future. Sadly, they hadn't though this through the first time around, and they discovered that the cement coffin used to protect the chrononaut tended to shoot out of the hole in the space-time at a rather fast and flat trajectory, skipping it towards it's target. So, whilst the attempt to land a nice chap named Agrajag right on the deck of the Titanic came up a little short, the sheer improbability of the entire event lead the sinking to be blamed on an iceberg, which was convenient for CNN as they were able to hide the existance of their new machine. Admittedly, their next choice for an interview subject, Archduke Francis Ferdinand, was an oddball choice, but at least they were able to get the breaking story about his deadly allergy to peanuts. Rumour has it they found a way to cover this accident as well, though I personally think they could have been more imaginative.

      But, I digress.

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    11. Re:Hollywood Vultures by Boronx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One of the responders mentions that the script of the movie is not Adams' script at all, and that Disney rejected his outright. If that's so, where is his script, and what would it take to produce it?

  2. Listen to people talk about Adams? by Rei · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Sounds *very* boring; I'd rather feed my grandmother to the ravenous bugblatter beat of Traal.

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    1. Re:Listen to people talk about Adams? by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 2, Funny
      "I'd rather feed my grandmother to the ravenous bugblatter beat of Traal."

      I'd pay real money to see that, actually.

    2. Re:Listen to people talk about Adams? by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1

      If she brings a towel though, it could be incredibly boring. Or exciting if the bugblatter beast decides that it can see the audience;-)

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  3. Adams slightly less remembered... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...by those who did not know him.

    1. Re:Adams slightly less remembered... by AdamWeeden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why is this overrated? This is TYPICAL Adams humor!

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  4. And I thought I was the only one by Fox_1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "So Doug,' he growled, 'We're gonna eat a little lunch, maybe take a few moments to go over the idea and the money - and then we're gonna talk about what kinda animal ya like to sleep with..."
    who ever had this conversation.

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    1. Re:And I thought I was the only one by homebrewmike · · Score: 1

      You mean you haven't?

  5. The movie by TheKidWho · · Score: 0

    http://www.space.com/entertainment/050429_hitchike r_review.html

    Space.com says it was pretty good =) Althought I wouldnt trust their movie reviews too much.

    1. Re:The movie by Kaisum · · Score: 1

      I work at a movie theatre in my town and we previewed it last night. It was actually better than I thought it would be. Though I may not be the Hitchhiker's guru I am a fan of the series and I greatly enjoyed the movie. Look for the original Marvin (from the TV series) in the office scene on Vogsphere.

  6. coincidence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    i think its odd they do this the day the movie opens in US theatres. Seems kind of disingenious, another way to market the movie.

    1. Re:coincidence? by torinth · · Score: 5, Interesting

      or a perfect time to publish an article.

      It's called cross-promotion, and companies that are completely unaffiliated "cash in" on it all the time. You see, because of the publicity and marketing driven by the movie, there is presently a market of people interested in facts about Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide, British Comedy, Old Science Fiction, and who knows what else.

      Any editor worth his salt would consider running stories that capitalize on that interest. The interest is bigger than it was two years ago, and bigger than it will be in six months. It would be idiotic not to run stories like this if you have access to them. It's not "disingenious", people want to read about things like this right now!

    2. Re:coincidence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i didn't think of it in that light, thanks!

    3. Re:coincidence? by andrew_0812 · · Score: 1

      That is true, and of course some people here get their panties in a wad just because someone has some sort of business interest in it, and the motives aren't 100% philanthropic. But I don't care about any of that. Douglass Adams has added something immeasurable to my life, and to the lives of many others. It is very fitting, in my opinion, to read the comments of those that knew him today before going to see the movie. I enjoyed reading the article, the stories were great. Adams would have been a great person to know.

    4. Re:coincidence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, right on. This may be slightly off topic but i am sick and tired of people adopting an insincere cynical attitude and spouting the "they are only doing it for money". What the fsck else do people do things for in this country? We live in (a) capitalist society(ies) and unfortunately we need money to live in this society.

      Ya know what? I hate working for a living. If I can post an Amazon link on Slashdot that makes me a few hundred bucks or sell something for twice what I bought it for or write a shitty article about a dead guy that will give me ad exposures then I say great!

      Im sick and tired of people labeling anyone with self interest as immoral and greedy. Do these people work for a living? Did they ever learn a skill or train so that they could earn more money? If so i could make an argument that they "just did it for the money"- those greedy selfish bastards.

      Or maybe they just inherited all that money so they can be more moral than the rest of us.

  7. Douglas Adams is dead?!! by donutello · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thought it was just a fake rumor on Slashdot!

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    1. Re:Douglas Adams is dead?!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By the way, I hate to tell you this, but The Lone Gunmen (X-Files) are also all dead.
      Sorry to break it to you this way. This has been a highly kept secret here on Slashdot and very few people know about it.

    2. Re:Douglas Adams is dead?!! by Andy+Mitchell · · Score: 3, Informative

      Unfortunately it is true, he died in a Gym. Lalla Ward, actress and friend of Douglas Adams, had this to say on this matter:

      I think the only thing that might conceivably have made Douglas laugh was the thought that some of us now have an excuse never to set foot in a b****y gym ever again, because that's where he died.

      You can read/listen to the full interview of Lalla Ward here

      There are some interesting bits in this interview that show just how many people Douglas Adams knew. For example Lalla Ward met her 2nd husband Richard Dawkins (Famous evolutionary Biologist and author of such books as "The Blind Watchmaker" through Douglas.

    3. Re:Douglas Adams is dead?!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Richard Dawkins (crackpot evolutionary biologist and author of such ridiculous books as "The Blind Watchmaker")

      That's better.

    4. Re:Douglas Adams is dead?!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      b****y

      Sorry, but I must've been out of the loop on that one. What do they stand for?

      bodybuildery?
      bisexually?
      blockbustery?
      binar y? (to please this crowd)

      Somebody please help this clueless n00b

    5. Re:Douglas Adams is dead?!! by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

      Possibly "bloody", as some consider the word an expletive. I'm not native to where it is commonly used as such, so I am not sure of its level of offensiveness.

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    6. Re:Douglas Adams is dead?!! by kylegordon · · Score: 1
    7. Re:Douglas Adams is dead?!! by CatLord42 · · Score: 1

      I thought it was just a fake rumor on Slashdot!

      Unfortunately, no. And he didn't do it for tax purposes, either.

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    8. Re:Douglas Adams is dead?!! by Andy+Mitchell · · Score: 1

      I think bloody is probably the "Chicken Korma" of swear words. For the benefit of those who are not exposed to the Indian style cooking, this is a very mild curry. I cut and pasted the text from the BBC transcript and have no idea why they put stars in, they didn't bleep the video version.

  8. "Cool"?! by matthewmichaelagee · · Score: 5, Funny

    You mean "froopy".

    Clearly you do not know where your towel is.

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    1. Re:"Cool"?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember froody, frood and hoopy but not "froopy". Is it just me?

    2. Re:"Cool"?! by matthewmichaelagee · · Score: 1

      Erm. That's "hoopy".

      Yeah, I'm a dork. It runs in the family, I'm good at it.

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    3. Re:"Cool"?! by Sinter · · Score: 1

      Clearly, you have misplaced your towel as well.

      Try "hoopy frood" instead of froopy.

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    4. Re:"Cool"?! by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 5, Informative


      Actually it's hoopy and/or frood. Froopy was never actually used in the HH books. Note it says 'derived' in the linked definition.

      You may commence eating your towel.

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    5. Re:"Cool"?! by NardofDoom · · Score: 4, Informative
      Maybe yours isn't where you left it, because it's 'hoopy,' according to page 21 of The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide.
      "Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is."
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    6. Re:"Cool"?! by EEBaum · · Score: 1

      Or, if you're a mattress, "floopy".

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  9. rememberance and full article mirror by winkydink · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I had the privelege to listen to Adams speak at a lunch in San Jose back in '96. He was a very engaging and entertaining speaker and was very approachable afterwards to just chat.

    The mirror is here

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    1. Re:rememberance and full article mirror by donarb · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Adams did the closing keynote at the Apple Developer Conference in 1997. He told a great story about how Microsoft wanted his opinion as a writer on using the latest/greatest version of Word. He talked about how most word processors were not conducive to the writing process (cutting/pasting story snippets, notes in the margins, organizing plot outlines, etc). He tried to explain to the pointy heads in Redmond about the features that would turn Word into something that writers could use (as opposed to what business people use). The response he got is that it would be difficult to add those features because they wouldn't have enough key combos for all of them.

    2. Re:rememberance and full article mirror by Fizzog · · Score: 1

      I did two of his Islington tours many years back when I lived in London. His tours were not only extremely informative but also very entertaining.

      As a fan of his work it was really enjoyable getting to spend time with him in that kind of setting.

    3. Re:rememberance and full article mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Adams would have liked the new MS OneNote program. It supplies much of these features and I find it much more useful for note taking and my creative process.

    4. Re:rememberance and full article mirror by MrScience · · Score: 1
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  10. Funniest comment by sartin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Without a doubt, the funniest, and shortest comment was:

    (Mr. Chapman could not be reached in time for deadline)

    I believe Mr. Adams would be laughing could he be reached for comment....

    1. Re:Funniest comment by Threni · · Score: 2, Funny

      They're probably doing the `dead python` sketch together!

    2. Re:Funniest comment by chucks86 · · Score: 1

      Apparently Adams couldn't be reach in time for deadline either...

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    3. Re:Funniest comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Which really isn't all the different from when he was alive.

    4. Re:Funniest comment by georgewad · · Score: 1

      they're not dead. they're just resting.

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    5. Re:Funniest comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're just pining for their award for designing the Norwegian coastline.

    6. Re:Funniest comment by Gehenna_Gehenna · · Score: 1

      They are pining for the fjords, which, coincidentally, won Slartibartfast an award.

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    7. Re:Funniest comment by salyavin · · Score: 1

      no python is alive it's perl that's dead or is that BSD :)

  11. DNA by alia_ea · · Score: 3, Funny

    Endlessly readable, never forgettable. There was a guy who really knew where his towel was.

    1. Re:DNA by Daetrin · · Score: 1
      Endlessly readable, never forgettable. There was a guy who really knew where his towel was.

      Except if you had read TFA you would know that he _didn't_ know where his towel was.

      "I thought, of course. You have to be the kind of person who doesn't know where his towel is to notice that the people who do are the truly cool people. And I was glad Douglas didn't."

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  12. An example of classic British humour by amstrad · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Most probably read over this part and didn't give it a second thought:


    GRAHAM CHAPMAN
    (writer, author, ex-Python)


    (Mr. Chapman could not be reached in time for deadline)
    ...classic. Perfect example of the dry humour of both Adams and the Pythons.
    1. Re:An example of classic British humour by untaken_name · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't understand why they didn't contact Mr. John Edward....er wait, is he still with us? Haven't seen him on TV in a while. (Of course, that may have something to do with his complete lack of psychic ability)
      Maybe they did try, come to think of it, and he just wasn't answering the...er...phone?

    2. Re:An example of classic British humour by pinopino · · Score: 1

      I'm sure DNA and Graham have had some great times in the great big pub in the sky...

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    3. Re:An example of classic British humour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Oh how true.

      See, most of us are fucking idiots, while you sir are the shining beacon to which we all gaze.

      Cunt.

    4. Re:An example of classic British humour by wootest · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm sure they could have extended the beginning of research far back into time to be able to get a comment out of him, but they simply didn't want to upset The Campaign For Real Time.

    5. Re:An example of classic British humour by georgewad · · Score: 1

      Is he a grail-shaped beacon?

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    6. Re:An example of classic British humour by mink · · Score: 1

      No that would be much too perilous.

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  13. Clue stick by HBI · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Pythons have been making fun of his death since his passing in 1989, even to the extent of doing an entire TV special with his theoretical urn on the coffee table, spilling it out, in fact.

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    1. Re:Clue stick by nametaken · · Score: 1


      I saw that! I believe they used a dustbuster to vacuum up his ashes too. Brilliantly stupid. I loved it. :)

    2. Re:Clue stick by PreviouslySeen · · Score: 1

      IIRC, John Cleese referred to the parrot sketch in his eulogy for Chapman. "He is no more" etc.

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    3. Re:Clue stick by HBI · · Score: 1

      He is an ex-Python!

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    4. Re:Clue stick by PreviouslySeen · · Score: 1

      Nah, once a python, always a python!! He's just relegated to non speaking roles.

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  14. Re:Graham Chapman ?!?? by TrippTDF · · Score: 5, Informative

    Yes, yes it is an attempt at humor.

    A few years back, the surviving Python members got together on the Tonight Show (IIRC). It was the first time they had been together in years. One of them held an urn holding Chapman's ashes, saying that it really was all of them together again.

    Then, not long into the interview, someone dropped the urn and the ashes spilled everywhere. The Python guys went nuts, cleaning it up (one pulled out a dusbuster, while someone else swept the ash under a rug) and then everyone realized it was a joke.

    If only we could all be remembered like that.

  15. Only things I remember... by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Interesting
    In a talk Douglas pointed out that W W W is 9 syllables, 6 more than what the abbreviation stands for 'World Wide Web' He suggested calling it "Triple-U"

    Also a question of who inspired Ford Prefect, it wasn't Eric Idle (as I'd guessed, from his minor involvement with the Pythons) but a college roommate, whose name he didn't give.

    There's my minor nuggets.

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    1. Re:Only things I remember... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Everyone knows it's pronounced "wuh-wuh-wuh", as in "hittip-colon-wack-wack-wuh-wuh-wuh-da-slash-dot-d a-org".

    2. Re:Only things I remember... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard "dubdubdub" more than a few times in academia - once from an engineer at Akamai Technologies, inc. It sounds not-so-silly if you say it quickly, and you are presenting interesting material.

      It was super ridiculous (to this "ugly american") to hear it in French class the first time: "doob-le-vay doob-le-vay doob-le-vay".

    3. Re:Only things I remember... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      In a talk Douglas pointed out that W W W is 9 syllables, 6 more than what the abbreviation stands for 'World Wide Web' He suggested calling it "Triple-U"

      If he were still alive, he'd realize that to people such as the current US president, W W W is still only 6-sylables.

      "Dub-ya Dub-ya Dub-ya"

    4. Re:Only things I remember... by garethw · · Score: 1

      He suggested calling it "Triple-U"

      Since it's three double-U's, should it not be a hextuple-U?

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    5. Re:Only things I remember... by dangitman · · Score: 1
      In a talk Douglas pointed out that W W W is 9 syllables, 6 more than what the abbreviation stands for 'World Wide Web' He suggested calling it "Triple-U"

      Yeah, but who actually says "W W W" verbally? WWW is a text abbreviation, it is only 3 characters versus 14. The only time I've heard it said verbally, it has been pronounced as "dub dub dub" or "Double Ewes."

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    6. Re:Only things I remember... by hendersj · · Score: 1

      I always considered the 'w's silent....

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  16. Just Gotta Say... by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 4, Funny
    Douglas Adams left this earth too soon. That said...

    Douglas Adams Remembered By Those Who Knew Him

    Of course. He's not going to be remembered by those who knew nothing about him.

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    They say the first thing to go is your penis. Well, it's either that or your brain. I forget which...
    1. Re:Just Gotta Say... by dr_dank · · Score: 5, Funny

      Of course. He's not going to be remembered by those who knew nothing about him.

      Why not? It would seem to suit his humor.

      Steve Jones, Auto Mechanic

      "Douglas Adams? Wasn't he the guy that was busted for taking his dick out on the merry-go-round at the county fair?"

      Mary Franklin, Attorney

      "I can say, without a doubt, that Douglas Adams was the most underutilized character on that Adams Family show."

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    2. Re:Just Gotta Say... by MalaclypseTheYounger · · Score: 1

      Thank you, sir, for making me shoot a snot out of my nose, therefore disrupting my workplace, and prodding my peers into wondering what software development project I'm supposed to be working on is so damned funny.

      And my tribute to DNA - (and I never forget this, when coding) -

      "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."

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    3. Re:Just Gotta Say... by dangitman · · Score: 1
      Douglas Adams left this earth too soon. That said...

      Douglas Adams isn't dead. It's just that whenever someone works out the meaning of Douglas Adams, he is replaced with an even more inexplicable Douglas Adams. Kinda like Doctor Who.

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    4. Re:Just Gotta Say... by mazarin5 · · Score: 1
      That made me laugh so hard I woke up everybody in my house.

      I hope you're happy. :)

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  17. Saw him speak by mikeg22 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I saw Douglas Adams speak at Cambell Hall at UCSB a couple weeks before he died. He was a very friendly, funny guy who believed in embracing technology.

    One example he told about was how 10 years ago, society's view of cell phones was that they were devices only bought by gabbers who liked to annoy other people. People had this viceral reaction when they saw a person with a cell phone, something like, "Oh God, that person thinks they are SO important, but they just look like an idiot gabbing away." His daughter (I think) told him one day, "Why should I use a phone with a cord when I can use a phone without a cord that I can take anywhere?" When Mr. Adams had this epiphany, he immediately went out and bought a cell phone.

    This was an insightful story and really hit home because I was one of those people who had a very negative view of cell phones around 10 years ago, for no real reason other than they were new. Irony of all ironies though, Mr. Adams died on a treadmill (fake walking device) soon after.

    1. Re:Saw him speak by smooth+wombat · · Score: 3, Interesting
      One example he told about was how 10 years ago, society's view of cell phones was that they were devices only bought by gabbers who liked to annoy other people. People had this viceral reaction when they saw a person with a cell phone, something like, "Oh God, that person thinks they are SO important, but they just look like an idiot gabbing away."

      Ten years later and this view hasn't changed.

      And no, this isn't a troll or flamebait. The next time you are out and are behind someone who's waddling along talking on their cell phone, actually listen to what they are saying. 99% of the time the conversation will not be about something important ("I'm at the store, do you need something?"; "Are you alright? I'll be right over.") but rather someone talking to someone simply because they have a cell phone.

      Doubt me? Have a listen.

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      We will bankrupt ourselves in the vain search for absolute security. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
    2. Re:Saw him speak by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      guy who believed in embracing technology.
      Yup, back when I was still involved in synthesizers and MIDI, he was writing books which mentioned those subjects. I'd read the HHGttG series already and was floored to find he had similar technology interests as myself. (Prejudice on my part that writers are mostly non-technical)

      --
      If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
    3. Re:Saw him speak by geekwithsoul · · Score: 1

      Yes, but we all know what he thought of those who wore digital watches.

    4. Re:Saw him speak by JPelorat · · Score: 4, Funny

      Never mind that they're generally not paying attention to anything other than said bullshit conversation, and tend to do stupid shit like -

      ) Forget they're driving. This is Not Good with a capital WTF.
      ) Be totally oblivious that they're blocking an aisle or line in the store/restaurant/whatever.
      ) Talk really loudly as if they're the only ones in the general vicinity.
      ) ???
      ) Get stabbed in the face - profit!

      --
      Hokey statistics and ancient misconceptions are no match for a good thought in your head, kid!
    5. Re:Saw him speak by op00to · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "I'm at the store, do you need something?"
      Other side of conversation: "Yes, please get my nitro pills, as I am having heart palpitations.

      Very unimportant. It's truely unfortunate that we all can't have as exciting and important conversations as you do.

    6. Re:Saw him speak by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      99% of the time the conversation will not be about something important ("I'm at the store, do you need something?"...)

      Uh... saves gas, time, money... I'd say that's rather useful.

    7. Re:Saw him speak by Moofie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's unimportant about finding out if somebody else needs something at the store I'm standing in? I just saved somebody else half an hour. Who are YOU to judge that that isn't valuable?

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    8. Re:Saw him speak by mikeg22 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is exactly the kind of reaction Adams was talking about. Think about what you're saying...bullshit conversation? To who? You? Is it a bullshit conversation when someone is talking to someone standing right there next to them about everyday things? Why is it now stupid and bullshit when they are using a cell phone?

    9. Re:Saw him speak by yoz · · Score: 1

      DNA was one of the first people to buy a portable phone, back in the mid-80s, when such a device was a handset attached to a massive luggable thing. The story goes that after he bought it he took it down to the beach with him one day and got so frustrated by its total failure to work that he left it there.

    10. Re:Saw him speak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I guess the parent should have written his post like this:
      99% of the time the conversation will not be about something important SUCH AS ("I'm at the store, do you need something?"; "Are you alright? I'll be right over.") but rather someone talking to someone simply because they have a cell phone.
      It was obvious that the parent was saying that the conversations in () WERE important, but that those conversations are the minority and that most people just gab about inane things like who is sleeping with whom in thier favorite TV shows.
    11. Re:Saw him speak by The12thRonin · · Score: 1

      That would normally be insightful except they don't give you nitro for palpitations. They give you a beta blocker for those. My wife had a bout of them a year or so ago.

    12. Re:Saw him speak by Hentai · · Score: 4, Funny

      You parsed his statement wrong. He was implying that "I'm at the store, do you need something?" and "Are you alright? I'll be right over." are examples of IMPORTANT conversations, and that most conversations WEREN'T like that at all. I.e., most cellphone conversations consist of things like:

      "Ohmygod, did you see what she was wearing at the party last night!? I know! Totally! Total! Skank! So Joey says, he says, hang on a sec, I've got another call - Jamie! Ohmygod, where did you get that dress last night? That was so hot! No way. NO WAY. NOOO WAAY. Wow, cool! You'll have to take me by there sometime. Listen, my mom's on the other line, I'm at the store getting her medication. Thanks babe! - So anyway, guess who THAT was? Yep. I told her I was talking to my mom. Can you believe her? I just... hold on, I got another call - Heeey, Thom... what're you doing later tonight? I dunno, Joey's out of town... I thought maybe we could - yeah. Your place? Sure. Bye. - Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod. THOM just called me. We are hooking up TONIGHT. SO SURREAL. No. No, of course not. Michelle, if you tell Joey you are DEAD. Do you understand me? Dea..."

      and so on.

      --
      -Hentai [in vita non pacem est]
    13. Re:Saw him speak by Hentai · · Score: 1

      Sure it was. But we like viciously proving our superiority here, especially when it means viciously proving our superiority by making other people out to sound like THEY were viciously implying THEIR superiority.

      --
      -Hentai [in vita non pacem est]
    14. Re:Saw him speak by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      but rather someone talking to someone simply because they have a cell phone.

      ...and it was in their pocket ringing?

    15. Re:Saw him speak by k98sven · · Score: 1

      But how is that different from most ordinary phone calls in general? Or most conversations in general?

      Why should cell phones be restricted to 'important' things?

      I'll concede that no, you can't say anything on a cell phone when in a public space. But I can't for the life of me see why you can't talk about any of the things people talk about in public. As long as you adhere to the rules of etiquette that apply to public conversations. (E.g. don't be loud, don't talk about initimate things) And really, on a modern cell phone there's no reason why you should be speaking louder than the ordinary conversation level anyway.

      People who get irritated over cell phones seldom have a problem with cell phones. They have a problem with loud and obnoxious people. And who doesn't?

    16. Re:Saw him speak by Hentai · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Very true. The problem is, cellphones are an enabling technology for loud and obnoxious behavior. Think about it - a loud and obnoxious person is only loud and obnoxious when talking to other (usually ALSO loud and obnoxious, otherwise they would become irritated and leave) people. This is limited to times when other such people are available for conversations. Without cellphones, loud and obnoxious people must travel in packs in order to display their attrocious behavior. With cellphones, they can have conversations which are infuriating to third parties WITHOUT a readily available friend. Cellphones serve to DOUBLE the amount of effective distraction, since each side of the conversation is just as distracting as the other, and they are now in two distinct locales, each spreading irritation and social discomfort to passersby. You're doubling the area of interaction between jerk and society, thereby doubling the rate of exposure.

      --
      -Hentai [in vita non pacem est]
    17. Re:Saw him speak by leadboot · · Score: 1

      You think you're better than me, don't you?

    18. Re:Saw him speak by Hentai · · Score: 1

      ERROR: STACK OVERFLOW

      --
      -Hentai [in vita non pacem est]
  18. RIP Doug by multipartmixed · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now there was a guy who always knew where his towel was.

    So long, and thanks for all the books.

    --

    Do daemons dream of electric sleep()?
    1. Re:RIP Doug by object88 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Now there was a guy who always knew where his towel was.

      Apparently, you didn't R the FA. To quote the imminently quotable Neil Geiman:

      There was a sudden scurrying and commotion as a Douglasy sort of noise came from upstairs, followed by the arrival downstairs of Douglas's stepmother. "He says there aren't any towels in the bathroom and he's in the bath. Where are the towels?" she asked...

  19. No David Prowse by guru42101 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm surprised they didn't have an interview with David Prowse. He was close friends w/ Douglas Adams and worked with him on the BBC HHGTG show. I met him at DragonCon several years ago, shortly after Adams' death, and he had many interesting stories to tell.

  20. Re:Graham Chapman ?!?? by fakedupe · · Score: 1

    I'm not surprised.

    It seems at times that their articles aren't proofed, that they have no editors, that the person writing the article has no clue about the subject matter and didnt bother to do a search on it, or all of the above. I'm generalizing of course, but most of the time I'm wondering if anyone goes over that shit before they hit the publish button? That's fine on slashdot but annoying as hell on a site like IGN that charges for premiums and throws up interstitial(sp) fucking advertising.

    On the other hand it is a nice place to get previews and screenshots and pics of booth babes (if you're into looking at women who are paid to be nice, to people like you).

  21. Also ... by chkorn · · Score: 4, Informative

    ... don't forget the towel day this year guys!
    http://www.towelday.kojv.net/

    --
    chris
    1. Re:Also ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can one distinguish from the snoopy celebration day and the towelday?

  22. Remember this headline? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 3, Informative

    Anyone remember when this was posted? Man, the earth stood still that day for me.

    1. Re:Remember this headline? by Skyshadow · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I know exactly what you mean.

      I read down to the point where someone posted the bit where Marvin reads God's Last Message to his Creation and just busted out crying like a little kid. I think I scared my wife since I am normally extremely difficult to upset -- I just didn't know how to explain to her the sense of loss I felt. I mean, here I am an adult man bawling into my hands because one of my favorite authors had died. It was really strange.

      In an unrelated sidenote, I have the words "Don't Panic" inscribed in large, helpful letters on the inside of my wedding ring. I've found it exceptionally good advice.

      --
      Every year during my review, I just pray the words "slashdot.org" aren't mentioned.
    2. Re:Remember this headline? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In an unrelated sidenote, I have the words "Don't Panic" inscribed in large, helpful letters on the inside of my wedding ring. I've found it exceptionally good advice.

      Now that is a remarkably good idea...

    3. Re:Remember this headline? by chrisbtoo · · Score: 1

      Anyone remember when this was posted?

      ISTR it was Sat May 12, '01 07:33 AM, but I may be wrong.

      --
      Registering accounts later than some other chrisb since 1997
  23. Stephen Frye is the new voice by Stonent1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just an FYI. And he does it very well from the examples on the international HHGTTG movie site.

  24. Re:Graham Chapman ?!?? by Skiron · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Remember, Graham Chapman died of AIDS, so he knew he was a 'gonna' long before he died. Who wrote that sketch? ;)

  25. Re:Graham Chapman ?!?? by WidescreenFreak · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually, that was from an HBO special, "Live from Aspen" I believe, that was hosted by Robert Klein. It's one of the available programs in the "Monty Python Live" 2 DVD set...well, here in the States anyway. I'm not sure if they're distributed any differently outside of the U.S. and Canada.

    Terry Gilliam "accidentally" kicked the urn from a coffee table that was on the stage in front of him. A butler came out with a Dust Buster. Some of the other Pythons pushed some of the remaining ashes under the area rug. Definitely one of the funniest moments of the entire show.

    --
    The Overrated mod is for reversing inappropriate, positive mods, not for voicing disagreement with a post.
  26. Nice to see by Badgerman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Douglas Adams was one of my influences in my writing, my humor, and my ability to take a look at things in life. I'm glad he's getting additional attention with the film.

    Goodbye and thanks for all the books.

    --
    "The Sage treasures Unity and measures all things by it" - Lao Tzu
  27. Re:Graham Chapman ?!?? by nkh · · Score: 1

    Off-topic but if you can find a torrent of it, download it and watch it a thousand times, it's really worth it (worth it as spilling coke through your nose ;)

  28. Re:Graham Chapman ?!?? by tompaulco · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You misspelled "Cancer of the Larynx which had spread to the liver and other areas."
    HTH
    HAND

    --
    If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
  29. *tapped* ?? by Hamstij · · Score: 1

    So they tapped them hey. I hope it wasn't done too hard. It hurts if you get tapped too hard, especially if you're actually expecting to be taped by someone instead.

    1. Re:*tapped* ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tr.v. tapped
      To establish access to or a connection with.

      Thank you, come again!

  30. hey wait! by St.+Arbirix · · Score: 1

    But I remember him too, and I didn't know him.

    What gives?

    --
    Direct away from face when opening.
  31. The REAL issue at hand here by BlackIce_101 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I think the world needs to be doing a whole lot less reminiscing and a whole lot more work towards advancing neurobiology. It's one thing to talk about how great he was, but what is anyone really doing about it? Do we know if his brain was even saved?!?

    All I know is that it doesn't sound like the effort is being put forth and we're really gonna be kicking ourselves 20 years down the road...

    --
    The only certainty in life is death... and buffer overflows for some strange inexplicable reason...
    1. Re:The REAL issue at hand here by nametaken · · Score: 1


      Oh, they're working on it.

      Just... they'll be using Nixon's head... in a jar.

      I have seen it! :)

    2. Re:The REAL issue at hand here by dangitman · · Score: 1
      I think the world needs to be doing a whole lot less reminiscing and a whole lot more work towards advancing neurobiology. It's one thing to talk about how great he was, but what is anyone really doing about it? Do we know if his brain was even saved?!?

      Everyone's in favor of saving Douglas Adams' brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooooh, suddenly you've gone too far!

      --
      ... and then they built the supercollider.
  32. Richard Dawkin's eulogy by talkingcat · · Score: 1

    When DNA died, Richard Dawkins wrote and delivered a funny/sad/bitter/grateful eulogy, included as one of the essays in his book A Devil's Chaplain, which is well worth reading in any event. http://www.simonyi.ox.ac.uk/dawkins/WorldOfDawkins -archive/Dawkins/Biography/bio.shtml/

  33. Dawkins on Adams by tootlemonde · · Score: 4, Informative

    Two memorials by Richards Dawkins from 2001 are here ("a keening lament, written too soon to be balanced, too soon to be carefully thought through") and a eulogy here.

    The latter piece includes this quote from Adams:

    There are some oddities in the perspective with which we see the world. The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas-covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be, but we have done various things over intellectual history to slowly correct some of our misapprehensions.

    It's a reminder that the best way to remember Adams is to re-read what he wrote.

  34. That we might have known him... by UniAce · · Score: 4, Informative
    Back in 2001, when I was Co-President of the UCLA AstroBiology Society, we were planning a very large event and inquired as to whether Douglas Adams might be interested in being the headlining speaker. He was very interested, and even willing to appear at a much discounted rate! Then, alas...

    We erected a tribute page on our website in his honor:

    http://www.studentgroups.ucla.edu/abs/douglasadams /

    Two years later, we finally ran our Big Event, with Bill Nye the Science Guy and Dr. Jill Tarter of SETI fame. We opened with a dedication to Adams. Here are pictures from the event:

    http://homepage.mac.com/uniace/PhotoAlbum21.html

  35. Re:Graham Chapman ?!?? by Skiron · · Score: 1

    And then remember AIDS isn't the cause of death, but the state that the body can't fight back...

    Depending what you read:

    Spinal and throat cancer

    Spinal cancer

    Throat cancer

    He died of having AIDS. Cancer killed him. A bit on the end

  36. The one thing that still nags me to this day... by jd · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I know, from reading infinite interviews, that DNA hated writing. I also know that he was utterly fed up with writing the HHGTTG books. You'll notice that books two, three, four, five and six ALL "finish" the story.


    I wonder just how much the combined stress of trying to get Hollywood to make a movie, plus fighting off rabid publishers after another HHGTTG novel, contributed to his heart attack.

    --
    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    1. Re:The one thing that still nags me to this day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Book 6!? The trilogy I've read only goes up to five.

      And the end of 3 does somewhat set up the next one:
      Ford: "Want to go looking for God's last message to his creation?"
      Arthur: "Not particularly."
      (Quoting, probably inexactly, from the radio version since I just listened to it)

      Anyway, it's a typical Adams set-up. His characters never actually want to do what they end up doing.

  37. I think Stephen Fry says it best... by galfridus73 · · Score: 3, Funny
    The Stephen Fry anecdote in the article is great:


    He was a huge man: when he was in a house it rattled and you always knew he was there. He did the same to the Earth. It doesn't rattle anymore now that he's gone.


    Amen to that.

    1. Re:I think Stephen Fry says it best... by hendersj · · Score: 1

      110% agreed.

      I spoke with/met Adams on more than one occasion; once during a radio interview when he was talking about Last Chance to See, and once about 3 years earlier at a book signing - he signed a towel I brought in (and I still have and know where it is). Stephen Fry's comments brought the memory back of Adams trying to figure out how to sign the towel and hold it flat at the same time (in the end, I held the towel still while he signed it). After he signed it, we chatted for a few minutes and then I had to head back to class.

      I also think that a tribute was not the place to go on about how lousy the movie is, Mr. Simpson - it was a place to remember DNA for the man he was, not for the ways that one person might think someone screwed his stuff up.

      I thought that was staggeringly tactless. Every single one of the other tributes made me laugh, MJS' made me want to smack him.

      --
      Insanity is a gradual process; don't rush it.
  38. Re:Graham Chapman ?!?? by SB5 · · Score: 1

    If I remember which show that was, didn't Eddie Izzard come and sit down at the start of the show. I think the only reason I remember that is because he was wearing men's clothes.

    --
    If what you are reading sounds funny, or sarcastic, lame, or stupid
    it is because it is supposed to be. just laugh
  39. Re:Graham Chapman ?!?? by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

    The Monty Python FAQ categorically states that AIDS was not an issue. Chapman was a die-hard alcoholic, and cancer in this case was at least partially attributed to his addiction.

    --
    John Maynard Keynes: "When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do?"
  40. HHGTG Game Interview by boa13 · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy game is one of the best and most difficult text-mode adventure game ever written. It was co-written by Douglas Adams and Steve Meretzky (author of the famous Planetfall and Sorceror, among others).

    The BBC has an interview with Meretzky about how his collaboration with Adams went, a great, long and detailed text, full of information. Now, that's good reporting!

    Read it here:
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/hitchhikers/stevem.sht ml

  41. Just got back from seeing the movie... by carninja · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perpetual motion device: Harness the energy of DOUGLAS ADAMS SPINNING IN HIS FUCKING GRAVE. I _just_ got back from seeing the movie, and as much as i love HHGTG, it was _horrible_. In Hounor of Douglas, let's all pretend like it never happened.

    1. Re:Just got back from seeing the movie... by triumphDriver · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't that be

      "The earth's orbit just wobbled slightly from Douglas Adams spinning in his grave"?

      --
      I grew up in the Fulda Gap, where did you?
    2. Re:Just got back from seeing the movie... by EEBaum · · Score: 1

      Rather,

      "The earth has acquired a slight eccentricity in its orbit"

      --
      -- I prefer the term "karma escort."
  42. Where is the article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone able to parse the javascript to point
    me to a URL viewable in plain HTML?

  43. H2G2 review from a radio station by glassware · · Score: 1

    Perhaps some of you might enjoy an alternative review from a local radio station here in Los Angeles.

    I received this comment today from a friend who has only recently begun to read Hitchhiker's. I'm taking him to see the movie tonight, so he's been forwarding me little tidbits here and there.

    "Anywho, I was listening to 89.7 while flipping thru the radio stations because they had a review on Hitchhikers. And well it wasn't until the end where it said 'tries to explain the meaning of life through primarily darwinian concepts. Because of that it's a 3/5 with parental guidance and couple stars lower w/out.' "

    At least Douglas Adams got his point across.

  44. Knew the guy who killed him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I didn't know Douglas Adams, but I knew the guy who killed him.

    Adams lived and worked out in Montecito, CA, right next to Santa Barbara where I live. At the time I worked out at a small gym called just "The Club" down on lower State Street. It was kind of a personal-trainer gym and most of the people who worked out there had trainers.

    Three of the trainers decided to start their own private gym in Montecito, and one of them had Adams as a client. That was where he died.

    Apparently the private gym didn't have defibrillator equipment, nor had these personal trainers had any classes in using that kind of equipment. Adams' unexpected heart attack didn't have to be fatal. As he lay gasping his last breaths at the foot of this trainer, a guy I had seen around The Club, the trainer just stood there staring helplessly, wondering what to do.

    It's a sad story, and the lesson is, make sure your gym has defib equipment, and make sure the trainers know how to use it. It could save your life some day. Don't let yourself end up as another preventable tragedy like Douglas Adams.

    1. Re:Knew the guy who killed him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno. It was too soon, certainly, but he had an easy death. Not like all the old farts in my own family, who die horrible lingering deaths from shit like brain tumors (multiyear progressive dementia, misdiagnosed as Alzheimer's) and the like.

    2. Re:Knew the guy who killed him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Unfortunately, as much as we would like to think that early defibrillation is a sole life saver, it is not. Early defib is only only piece of a puzzle that needs to happen. Even with defib right there during a heart attack, unless the heart has gone into an deadly ventricular arrythmia such as v-fib or v-tach a defibrillator is as useful as a alapping a dude with a fish head. Now had the Gym had a fully staffed Coronary Cath Lab, that would be a different story!

    3. Re:Knew the guy who killed him by r5t8i6y3 · · Score: 1

      http://www.nitcentral.com/oddsends/defibril.htm

      The Defibrillator File

      Begun on July 15, 1996

      Latest Defib-Flubs from the Guild

      While doing research for a novel that I've been working on for six years and I came across a piece of information that absolutely stunned me. I was discussing emergency room procedures with Darla Neff--an emergency room nurse--and we eventually got around to the "defibrillator."

      You seen it in action hundreds of times on television. The doctor or nurse grabs these paddles, slaps them on a patient and jolts the patient to get their heart started when the patient goes flatline. Except . . .

      That's not how a defibrillator works!!

      According to Darla, a defibrilator "de-fibrillates." When the heart is fibrillating, it is fluttering. The heart monitor looks like a series of "V"s. The defibrillator jolts the heart back into a normal rhythm so it can actually pump blood to the body. If a person is flatline, Darla says that the defibrillator won't do any good!

      This piece of information was absolutely amazing to me. How many times have we seen this on television? I've seen it so many times that I think I could operate the machine. Darla tells me that if you have a person who is flatline, you either have to do chest compressions or use an external pacemaker or use drugs.

      I mentioned this little tidbit in one of my "This Week At NitCentral" updates and promptly received the following comments from Robert J. Woolley, a medical doctor, "You're completely correct about defibrillators. What's a little scary is that I've watched a fair number of my fellow doctors (not just TV docs!) shock a flatline heart, which, as your consultant pointed out, does no good. I suspect that this is not because of television portrayals, but because the image of jump-starting cars is so deeply ingrained. The correct procedure is to administer epinephrine and/or atropine, and hope that these produce an irregular rhythm that you can then shock back to a regular one."

      Then Lee Lorenz came up with a great idea. He suggested that I start a file to see how many instances we can find of incorrect usage of a defibrillator. Since I had just seen several on an avalanche of American Gothic episodes, I thought this would be fun!

      Here's the rules for submission: The scene must show a heart that is flatline on a monitor. While the heart is flatline, the scene must show someone attempting to shock the heart back to life using the defibrillator. When you submit, please include the name of the series, the name of the episode (if possible, if not just include a line saying what the episode was about), a short description of the scene and, if possible, the date you saw it. I won't have time to double-check them so let's try to be accurate out there!

      ADDITION TO THE RULES (April 27, 1997): Some have said that it is possible that the monitor might not be calibrated correctly and therefor show a flatline when in fact there's fibrillations. So . . . we will make this allowance. If the code blue team administers a drug intercardially (sticks it in their heart) before they shock the patient the first time, we'll let that one pass. (As was done in a recent X-File episode, "Synchrony.") This also means that with this additional rule, some of the defib-flubs a listed here may actually not be defib-flubs if they were sent in prior to April 27, 1997 because members of the Nitpickers Guild didn't know to check for the injection! (Always need to cover our bases!)

      I'll start us off with the ones I saw in the last six episodes of American Gothic.

      American Gothic: To Hell and Back (7/3/96). A woman goes flatline. The monitor shows it and the nurse substatiates it. The doctor calls for the paddles. The scene cuts away. When we come back, the doctor is using chest compressions. Then, the crash cart rolls in. The doctor start hallucinating and the nurse steps in with the paddles

  45. GRAHAM CHAPMAN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    GRAHAM CHAPMAN
    (writer, author, ex-Python)

    (Mr. Chapman could not be reached in time for deadline)


    He did in fact pass away in 1989.
    1. Re:GRAHAM CHAPMAN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Either this guy's humor-detector needs a tune-up, or my sarcasm-detector needs one.

  46. Ford Prefect by baomike · · Score: 1

    I thought it was the car. Emminently forgetable, Ford of England produced a lot of forgetable cars.

  47. Re:Graham Chapman ?!?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you must be American.

  48. Didn't write the scripts.... by JAppi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think it is interesting, and a little sad, that Douglas's name has been so low-key among all the publicity and hype for this movie. The trailers just said "From the celebrated best-selling novel" - but omitted to mention who wrote it. On the other hand, it may be best for Douglas Adams's reputation that he isn't linked too closely with the film. Despite what many people are saying, he didn't write it. He wrote a screenplay which Disney rejected, then he died, and then another writer came in and wrote a new screenplay incorporating material from Douglas's version. WGA rules mean that both writers are credited, though they never met. Hurrah for disney bastarding another great story.

  49. Douglas by Napoleon+Blownapart · · Score: 0, Interesting
    I was lucky enough to meet Douglas several times at book signings over here in England and went to a public talk he gave in London about conservationism when "last chance to see" came out.

    Always very courteous and pleasant.

    Last time I saw him was in Camden High St, London about 6 years ago buying a sandwich in a shop.

  50. Slashdot Bittermen by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Who cares what their motives are? After I'm gone, I expect my friends will immediately share stories of me, and take at least some joy in it. If a sleazy Hollywood producer, for whatever purely selfish reason, got some friends, a few years later, to share some stories of me with a wide public, and more people got some joy from that, it would be worth it. In fact, one of the few saving graces of such Hollywood sleazebags is that their personal benefit is sometimes tied to improving the lives of the rest of us, often long after the main players are dead. The dead, of course, do not care a jot about the entire business.

    Maybe you're bitter only becuase there's zero chance of your receiving such treatment?

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  51. Free William by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hollywood and the Television industry have gotten out of control please help end the immoral forced reality television series "The William Show" http://freewilliam.blogspot.com/

  52. Oh ffs by JPelorat · · Score: 1

    Yes, exactly. It's all bullshit to me. Bullshit in the sense that it doesn't matter to me what they're talking about. Whether it's on a cellphone or not. I'm not passing judgement on the intelligence or content of their conversations, I'm saying I don't give a shit. There are multiple meanings of that phrase, you know.

    I don't care that they're talking to someone about what the fuck ever they're talking about. I care because that act of talking on a cellphone inevitably distracts the bloody crap out of them and causes them to be an annoyance or danger to others. Considerably more so than talking to someone right there beside them.

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  53. Graham Chapmann by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, mentioning G.Chapman seemes to be a dead line somehow.

  54. Re:I've seen the bloke on stage. I was not impress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was because it ran on Windows, wasn't it? Typical Apple Fag.

  55. I actually met him once by wdavies · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I dont get to name drop on this forum much, but when I was a teenager back in Wales, there was a stage production of HHGTG at the local student theatre (Sherman Theatre?). I remember them serving Pan galatic gargleblasters during the reception, and that myself and my friend James got to say Hi to him. I dont have any witty epitaphs to report, just remembering that he was very tall and sanguine. Thinking about it now, sort of a taller, thinner, less bearded Terry Pratchett.

    Winton

    1. Re:I actually met him once by dangitman · · Score: 1
      I remember them serving Pan galatic gargleblasters during the reception,

      Bullshit. No-one remembers serving Pan-Galactic Gargleblasters, let alone drinking them.

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    2. Re:I actually met him once by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      Having spoken several times to both Terry and Douglas I strongly recommend that should you ever be in the position to repeat that observation to Terry, DON'T.

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    3. Re:I actually met him once by wdavies · · Score: 1

      heh heh :^)

      I've never actually spoken to Terry Pratchett, other than to say "err, its for my friend actually" at a book signing (kidding, he was very gracious, and signed all 30 paperbacks I brought with me). Again, falsehood :) but you get the point. I love both of them, and wish Adams had the output of Pratchett! I remember he inspired me somewhat to finish writing my thesis at the time, when he said he just has a target to write 400 words a day (or was it 4000, I forget).

  56. Re:Graham Chapman ?!?? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

    He died of having AIDS. Cancer killed him.
    It is true that AIDS itself does not kill you, but prevents your body from fighting off the actual common causes of death such as pneumonia. However, if someone doesn't actually HAVE AIDS, then you can't say that they died of having AIDS, but something else killed him. For example, Graham Chapman denied having AIDS, and there is no reason for him to lie, since he was openly homosexual. We must assume he was telling the truth and did not have AIDS. Therefore, he died of cancer, and cancer is what killed him.

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  57. News From the Future! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    From tomorrow's AP newswire:

    Havoc brought the Internet to its knees today with the opening of the movie "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" across the United States. Millions of fans, a disproportionate number of whom work in information technology related fields, scrambled to connect to clogged servers to change their passwords. Apprarently, upon realizing the positive press the movie was receiving, and assuming that the resurfacing of certain plot elements into the public consciousness was imminent, hordes of panic stricken IT workers simultaneously tried to change all of their passwords. One anonymous senior technical staff member of a major blue-chip company was quoted as saying "We estimate that fully one third of the passwords on our corporate intranet involved the number 42. Within hours of the broadcast of the movie review on NPR's All Things Considered, our server load and request for authentications shot through the roof." John Smedly of Sony Online Entertainment reportedly said "We received a huge number of requests for lost passwords over the past 24 hours. It seems many people could not remember exactly what their saved password was, but knew that it contained the number '42'." As a consequence, Everquest and Everquest 2, popular online game titles, were inaccessible for almost an entire day. Password issues were less common on Blizzard's World Of Warcraft servers, but their incidence among high level characters was still high enough to cause several server crashes. As of this afternoon, the internet log-jam has still not resolved itself, but signs that the torrent of password changes is abating have begun to emerge. Said one security researcher, "Now lets hope they never make any movies about Babylon 5, Blake's 7, or Doctor Who."

  58. Towels by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was reading the article with the free version of Opera. I looked up in the top-right corner and noticed that the Google text ads were suggesting two places I could buy towels.

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  59. Insofar as the towel goes.. by Drokaten · · Score: 2, Informative

    While Douglas Adams was visiting Anchorage Alaska he gave a talk "An Evening with Douglas Adams" in 97/98.

    After a rather lengthy soliloquay on his doings, mostly consisting of his in depth searches for very rare animals on the planet (dolphins in the Yangzee for example), he opened the gathering to question and answer time. Fortunately he'd apparently already alotted half the time to doing this cause lets face it.. Fans Have Questions.

    A friend of mine stood up and thanked him for taking a side trip to our state (Alaska is Never on anyones route). Then she offered up her towel in the sign of the sworn follower and asked "Where is your towel?".

    He kind of giggled then went on to tell the story of how the towel came about.

    Before the radio show came into existance, he'd spent quite a lot of time hanging about the beach on the Mediterranean Sea. Rumor has it that he even spent some time there with Sean Connery at one point although I can't recall if he mentioned that at the time.

    It seems that every day he and his chums would head out from their beach house to go for the swim. He pointed out that why on earth it was called a "beach house" was beyond him since it was over 2 miles from the beach. None the less it was all they could afford to rent for their holidays.

    Nearly every day, he would find himself half way to the beach before he'd realize - in fact - he was totally and completely devoid of a towel.

    After four or five days in a row of this, it became a fixture in their routine and then became a metaphor on life where in there were "the sort of people who knew where their towel was, and the sort of people that didn't"

    "I of course", he lamented "was one of the latter - but its amazing that so many of you think that I'm the sort of fellow that knows where his towel is."

    He was a brilliant orator, speaking much like he writes: Several paragraphs of amusing setup with one solid thrust to the funny bone at the end to make sure your no longer seated in your upright position. I will miss him always.

  60. Re:Graham Chapman ?!?? by acroyear · · Score: 1

    yes, Izzard was there acting like he was a Pythoner 'til the rest kicked him off the set.

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  61. Sorry to rain on your funcake, but... by PreferredNom · · Score: 1

    ...it wasn't "Douglas Adams Remembered By Those Who Knew Something About Him".

    "People who know you" has a clear implication, doesn't it? Yes, it does. Thanks for playing.

  62. Bandwagon-jumping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what if there is some bandwagon-jumping going on? Douglas Adams is one of the few authors that I will read and have a sudden pang of loss when I realise he is dead and there won't be any more of this stuff coming out (Carl Sagan is another). He feels like some big, amiable uncle who I only ever got to see every few years, but enjoyed his company when it happened. So getting to see stories like this about him is a good thing, whatever the excuse!

    As for the film... I'll be paying money to see it. At worst it will be adequate. A large chunk was actually written by Douglas Adams himself. And at least the rest of it has been done by people who care about the source material (not like that abortion that was Starship Troopers, which was THE worst film I have ever had the misfortune to see!)

  63. Pity the movie sucked by hotzeyboy · · Score: 1

    The radio show and the book were brilliant, funny and off the wall. The movie is just... well... disappointing, they had the funniest material in the world and yet managed to make it bland and hollywoody. Not only that, but it diverged from the books and radio show so much that it feels like 80% of the movie comes from some alternate universe where Douglas Adams was notfunny.
    However I must say some of the special effects were very good, and the vogons in particular look just right.

  64. Why didn't you start CPR? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you're so smart

  65. Re:Why Bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Flamebait? The parent poster speaks the truth. Re-read the HHGG books. They consist of the following:
    1. We're in trouble. The only thing that can save us is ___<fill in extremely unlikely event>___
    2. The extremely unlikely events occurs
    3. Character(s) exclaim, "whew! that was close!" These three steps are recycled ad nauseum with an occasional side-step to explain some strange thing in the galaxy -- usually with a mean-spirited insult to religion.

    It was moderately humorous for one book, but DA was cranking them out like DragonLance books.

  66. Re:I've seen the bloke on stage. I was not impress by dangitman · · Score: 1
    It was because it ran on Windows, wasn't it? Typical Apple Fag.

    So, was Adams an "Apple Fag" too? After all, he was an Apple evangelist who didn't like Windows at all.

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  67. Odd things in the movie previews. by Decimal · · Score: 1

    I've heard the radio preview, and seen a few still frames from the movie. Call me crazy, but I don't rememember reading anything in the books showing Ford Prefect as black (...and the guy they choose doesn't look like someone who could play the nonsensical, pissy drunkard Ford.) Nor of Marvin having a head the size of a beach ball. And in the pictures, I haven't been able to find any pictures of Zaphod Beeblebrox with two heads (does he even have them?) I'm starting to wonder if the movie is even worth seeing. In fact, the only *good* thing I've heard as of yet is that Marvin's voice will be Alan Rickman. Is this worth paying for, or is giving this money an insult to Douglas Adams?

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    1. Re:Odd things in the movie previews. by hotzeyboy · · Score: 1

      Go see the movie, unless you are really hurting for cash. Its got enough scattered scenes that are funny to be worth the money, however dont expect it to be anywhere near the book or radio play in quality, content or humour. It's kind of like if the guys responsible for Star Trek Voyager directed it, you know, missing all understanding of what made the original so good and trying to pander to a modern hollywood stereotype audience (action, romance, adventure).