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  1. Re:Salt & Vinegar iPod on Barcode Scam Redux - Target's $4.99 iPod · · Score: 1

    Maybe you should try Salt'n'Pepa instead.

  2. Re:Pioneering work with OWA? on Leaked Memo Gives Microsoft New Direction? · · Score: 1

    Microsoft pioneered AJAX in OWA. They didn't understand its super powers until Google started coming out with their new uber-cool web toys.

  3. Yahoo! Personals? on Megway - New Competition For The Segway · · Score: 3, Funny

    I find it amusing that one has to check the personals nowadays to find something to ride ;)

  4. Re:Hungry People. on Paid To Spam · · Score: 1

    Yes, but imagine all the Ramen you could buy with $144!! I think that might be a whole wharehouse worth of noodles....

  5. Best simulation... on Asteroid Impact Simulator Available · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Can I crash it into SCO?

  6. Time Travelers on Toshiba's Wristwatch PDA · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...which it considers to be very popular in future.

    This is what happens when a marketer gets hold of a time machine. They don't travel to the future to find the cure for cancer or aids, they travel to the future to see if their latest line of watches are popular. Bastards.

  7. Sounds interesting... on Return of the King Coming Sooner to DVD · · Score: 1

    Are we talking about skinny elvish, or fat elvish?

  8. Re:Finally on MSN Search Blocking Results For XFree86? · · Score: 1

    Google could just never bring up what I needed.

    Sounds like maybe their tagline should be 'MSN: The little blue site'

  9. I voted for... on Nebula Award Nominees Online · · Score: 2, Funny

    404 error - Object Not found. That book changed my life

  10. I've got an idea... on NASA to Reconsider Hubble Decision · · Score: 5, Funny

    At the very least, they should turn it around and point it at some nude beaches.

  11. The world might be in danger on TiVo Buys Super Secret Strangeberry · · Score: 1, Funny

    if John Smallberries works there.

  12. Re:Maybe Garbled Commands? on Spirit Rover Communications Error · · Score: 2, Funny

    Original Plan:
    1) Drive forward
    2) Continue for 10 seconds
    3) Stop.

    PS: No 4) Profit on this one.

    Only the first command made it through. Unfortunately, Spirit is now nearly halfway to the Opportunity landing site.

  13. Too far. on Spirit Rover Communications Error · · Score: 1, Funny

    Maybe they tried to drive 11 feet with a 10 foot extension cord.

  14. Nothing to worry about... on Northwest Gives Personal Data to NASA · · Score: 1

    They're just checking for illegal aliens.

  15. Re:The More You Tighten Your Grip... on P2P File Swapping on the Rise Again? · · Score: 1

    Unless of course, you were born with webbed hands.

  16. Re:How will we fund it? Spend it elsewhere! on USA To Return To Moon By 2015, Then Mars · · Score: 1

    IMHO, the A-Team midi on my phone is completely worth it. Screw NASA, give me more bad 80's TV themes!!!

  17. Purchasing Jackets on SCO Approaches Google About Linux Licenses · · Score: 1

    Damnit! They're making it hard to decide between the RIAA or the SCO police jacket.

  18. I was scared of SP1... on Windows XP SP2 Beta Reviewed · · Score: 1

    ...when I saw it has about a 50% thumbs up rating on cnet. Alot of people were having issues with it. And if the odds are that 1 out of 2 people will have a problem, I know which one I get to be.

  19. Lonely Planets? on Lonely Planets · · Score: 1

    Maybe they should sign up for the OSDN singles...

  20. Re:$50MM investment on SCO Investor Changing the Deal · · Score: 1

    Operating costs aren't cheap. If they had 200 employees at $50,000, that would cost them close to a million a month. Add on travel, building, heating costs, advertising, it all adds up pretty quick.

    And if you aren't selling anything, it disappears fast. Just take a look at how much the dot bomb companies lost while forgetting that they needed to sell a product.

    SCO has become one of those earlier companies. Now, we just have to wait and see how fast they burn through their cash, and if they get further investments from folks.

  21. Re:Dinner on Evolution 1.5 has Been Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's why I found that 8-hour lunch breaks work the best for me.

  22. Re:You know he is right on Andreessen Interview Discusses Post-Crash Innovation · · Score: 2

    Not trying to be a Pro-MS guy, but... they may be slow due to other reasons. It probably has to go through 5000 lawyers first to make sure they won't get sued if they put the feature in.

    Anyone recall MS trying to put a spam filter in outlook in 1999 and then getting sued because it filtered "greeting cards". Talk about a crap lawsuit...

    http://www.internetnews.com/bus-news/article.php /2 4451

  23. Re:An excellent point from Ray Kurweil on SETI Project Scientist Discusses Prospects · · Score: 3, Funny

    That is about the same energy as exploding 175 tons of TNT per pea.

    Hmmm, reminds me of the morning after a night out on the town.

  24. Pet Peeve Thread on We're Jammin', Hope You Like Jammin' Too · · Score: 1

    I agree. This is a universal phone problem not limited to cell phones. However, at least normal people do this in their own homes rather than in public.

    - When in a group in a restaurant or car and a person in your group is talking on the phone. This makes me mad because the normal tendency is that everyone else HAS to be quiet in order for the person to hear over the phone.

    - Annoying ringers. I don't mind cell phones going off in public places, but why do people have to use the damn ringers that make me cringe?

    - People talking on the phone while driving. I have seem more bad driving due to this than your ordinary dumb driver. I also love it when it's snowing, the roads are icy and people are driving around with one hand on the wheel and not paying attention to anything but their damn phone call.

    - Who are people calling at 7am? Are they just calling the other folks on the road that have a cell phone?

    And to think, I just may have become a hippocrit because I just bought a damn cell phone. Doh!

  25. Re:Blah, on New Low Cost DVD Burners Hit The Streets · · Score: 1

    I actually think best buy is pretty good with the rebates. I did the shopping thing on the day after thanksgiving last year, and I received all my rebates. It's a pain, but you get some good deals.

    As for this year, 4 UPS, 2x100 CDR's and 1 CDRW for the grand total of 25$. That's if I get all the rebates back. I'm fairly confident I will...