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  1. too big to avoid storage overflow is more like it on NSA's Novel Claim: Our Systems Are Too Complex To Obey the Law · · Score: 1

    and if they're collecting too damn much information to hold it, let alone process it, then it's almost all GIGO. dump the assumptions and Orwell on your desk for reference, and narrow your search. the FBI never caught a bootlegger chasing the history of every barefoot kid on the street, either.

  2. can't they just mask against congress' speeches? on US Secret Service Wants To Identify Snark · · Score: 1

    I'll see your "my fellow Americans" and raise you a "my distinguished colleague..."

  3. prosecutions are done on law in place at the time on Daniel Ellsberg: Snowden Would Not Get a Fair Trial – and Kerry Is Wrong · · Score: 2

    which further reduces the changes of Snowden having any chance at a life, or a glimpse of sunlight. IMPHO he can only come home after being granted a full and unconditional pardon. try that in the face of spy bureaucracy in full sway.

  4. Prior Art Exists. on Zazzle.com Thinks Depictions of Pi Are Protected Intellectual Property · · Score: 3, Funny

    God invented Pi. don't get his lawyers into this...

  5. we need at least two carriers on SpaceX To Present Manned Dragon Capsule · · Score: 1

    given the incidents in which Russia is posing like the Bad Old Days are back, we need at least two operating alternatives to their facilities.

  6. do NOT answer that kangaroo court on Iran Court Summons Mark Zuckerberg For Facebook Privacy Violations · · Score: 1

    what Mullah wants, Mullah gets. and Mullah wants scalps on the wall.

  7. Prior Art Exists. on Report: Apple To Unveil "Smart Home" System · · Score: 1

    namely, Bill Gates' home from the 1990s, which changed music, lighting, temperature, all sorts of things when you moved from room to room. thanks to a smart tag that linked to your preferences.

    so how'd Apple get that patent, anyway? another case where examiners have a black hood over their cages after their work shift, so they can't read or hear anything?

  8. "can't comment"? well, we can... on Ohio Prison Shows Pirated Movies To Inmates · · Score: 0

    warden, meet Bubba. you get the bottom bunk.

  9. surprised this wasn't posted earlier. on Ask Slashdot: Anti-Theft Products For the Over-Equipped Household? · · Score: 1

    big ass noisy dog does wonders.

  10. I'm well protected... uhh, excuse me on EFF: Amazon, AT&T, and Snapchat Most Likely To Rat On You To the Gov't · · Score: 1

    somebody is shouting over a bullhorn, and kicking in my doors. I'll be right back........

  11. Net Neutrality backroom: on FCC Votes To Consider Next Round of 'Net Neutrality' Rules · · Score: 2

    1) no priority tag, data is at priority 0

    2) no lower "trunk cost" to preferred customers. trunk costing used only to route traffic to the cheapest/fastest/lease congested route .

    3) due to latency and jitter issues, VoIP could be set midrange, at priority 3.

    4) one price for all at a specified bandwidth.

    that's all the regulation you need, and you need an iron fist to maintain it, considering the number of fat weasels out there.

  12. hydrogen has been done. on Future of Cars: Hydrogen Fuel Cells, Or Electric? · · Score: 1

    Germans beat us all to it, and called it the Zeppelin.

  13. I'm sure it's perennial thrillers on US Navy Develops World's Worst E-reader · · Score: 2

    like "The Importance of Avoiding Sexually-Transmitted Diseases In Port," "Heavy Maintenance On Carrier Launchers: Packing Steam Pistons," and "Don't Throw That Wrench."

  14. hey, it's good, we already bought these guys on SpaceX Injunction Dissolved · · Score: 2

    the launches are in the bank. trust us. they said they'll send the negatives any day now...

  15. 99.998% uptime, 974 exabits moved without error, 56 firewall intercepts of phishing variety, 12,467 blocks to blacklist sites, 14,273,996 successful shopping cart transactions with 2 abandons, 67 helpless desk calls with cust satisfaction of 99% on survey, 3 new C-level gadgets installed of 3 requests, projects on or ahead of schedule... aw, what the heck, 2 BOFH reports and 3 replacements hired...

  16. it's supposed to be "world" on It's World Password Day: Change Your Passwords · · Score: 1

    so change it, already

  17. the peering points are underserved on Comcast: Destroying What Makes a Competitive Internet Possible · · Score: 1

    according to Level3, which is seeing congestion and ISPs asking for upgrade money. Cringely wrote about it yesterday. Goldarnit, The Connected Internet is supposed to be free in the middle, or it all falls apart! /coot

  18. sadly, Rand Paul on Rand Paul Starts New Drone War In Congress · · Score: 1

    he just drones on and on and on and on....

  19. keys can be copied so you have a spare on Did the Ignition Key Just Die? · · Score: 1

    RFID cards and chips, not so much. way more expensive the way car companies do it.

  20. those systems are SO OLD... on US Nuclear Missile Silos Use Safe, Secure 8" Floppy Disks · · Score: 2

    that to mount a "man in the middle" attack, you need a horse and a lance.

  21. what happened to the Russian plan? on Minesweepers Robotic Competition Aims For a Landmine-Free World · · Score: 1

    namely walk a platoon of troops through the minefield? sure could use that in Ukraine right now...

  22. we have to use "legacy mode" aka IE6 on US and UK Governments Advise Avoiding Internet Explorer Until Bug Fixed · · Score: 1

    that pesky Visual Basic in all those hack apps...

  23. silly troll, there was no flight 370 on Australian Exploration Company Believes It May Have Found MH370 Wreckage · · Score: 2

    it's all a made-for-TV movie. you are not an extra, no $100.

  24. hey, check out Yemen Systems Associates on California Utility May Replace IT Workers with H-1B Workers · · Score: 1

    they're offshore, they're cheaper than dust, and they're all religious fanatics. can't offshore more thoroughly than that for life-critical, society-critical infrastructure.

    you guys, really, your ties are way, way too tight.

  25. you could also say Oracle was built to fail on Oracle Deflects Blame For Troubled Oregon Health Care Site · · Score: 1

    that the software was not capable of being understood, or the documentation was skanty and faulty, that the Oracle consultants were dunderheads and got in the way, on and on.

    nice opportunity for a court of law and special masters to sort out. make it happen. King Ellison I is not always right.