My brother-in-law has almost the very same routine. He gets up at the same time every day (about 10:45), thinks about showering for about three seconds, changes t-shirts, eats breakfast in front of the tv, eats lunch in front of the tv, has a massive dump, has a Red Bull at 3 to keep his strength up, goes outside to yell at the kids walking home from the bus stop, walks up to the packie for beer, starts drinking on the couch on his front porch, moves back inside before sunset and turns the tv back on, drinks himself stupider, and then calls it a good day's work.
He claims it's the transitions from home mode to work mode and back again that makes it doable.
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Also the new phones are manufactured from orphans' kidneys and puppy ears.
My brother-in-law has almost the very same routine. He gets up at the same time every day (about 10:45), thinks about showering for about three seconds, changes t-shirts, eats breakfast in front of the tv, eats lunch in front of the tv, has a massive dump, has a Red Bull at 3 to keep his strength up, goes outside to yell at the kids walking home from the bus stop, walks up to the packie for beer, starts drinking on the couch on his front porch, moves back inside before sunset and turns the tv back on, drinks himself stupider, and then calls it a good day's work.
He claims it's the transitions from home mode to work mode and back again that makes it doable.
...don't participate in ride your bike to work day.
>> How can an EULA supersede law?
It can't. It's just there to discourage you from trying to sue.
>> vulnerable to false positives
I don't know crap about the two tailed t-test, but I do know that if I ask for side effects in my drugs I better damn well get them!
>> Homo Sapiens, ...Neanderthals, Floresians..., Denisovans
Also the Orange People of New Jersey.
HomerLovesDonuts? Doh! I've got the same password on my luggage!
>> Daytime temperatures will average a balmy 800C
Or at least Hot.
Kingdom
>> "Mom"... that's the number I call.
Well, that's one dating strategy.
My kingdom for a mod point.
One's white, trendy, and useless; the other one is a tablet.
>> ..and knowing is half the battle.
more than half the bottle too.
>> How do you pronounce "ptychography"??
Choke on a crouton
So how's that Chamber of Commerce gig working out, then?
>> the user continues seeing content but his/her actions are ineffective
Otherwise known as IRL.
>> the type that believes that it isn't necessary to learn multiplication tables
Somehow your school district seems to have confused daycare for school. You might be better off just moving or paying for private school if possible.
No company or "customer" could possibly be this stupid.
So Skynet will be wounded but not dead?
>> In other words: TL;DW
Too loud; didn't watch. Exactly.
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If you wear Wellington boots, a jock strap, and a huge sombrero, people generally don't mess with you.
Note to reality TV producers: Hillman is onto something here.
G'day mate.
Don't ever change.