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  1. Re:money back if not delighted? on $60 Light Bulb Debuts On Earth Day · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> disappointing lifespan

    Yeah it works both ways: money back if not delighted or money back if de-lighted.

  2. Re:Stoners rejoice! on Print Your Own Labware, Catalysts Included · · Score: 1

    I was planning on building an Erlenmeyer flask shaped like a magic mushroom forest, man.

  3. Re:Interesting: marketing. on Banned From Kickstarter For Being Cyberstalked · · Score: 2

    >> gorilla marketing

    Actually, Spamming for Primates was a pretty good read.

  4. Re:That's what brakes are for on Mandatory Brake-Override Proposed For All Cars · · Score: 5, Funny

    Then you use the Emergency Floormat Removal Pedal (assuming it's not jammed by anything else).

  5. Re:Depends on pay on Data Center Staff Will Sleep Among the Racks For London Olympics · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Readiness" is just a cover story that they've told management; really it's going to be a month-long LAN party.

  6. Re:News for nerds? on Zimmerman Charged With 2nd-Degree Murder · · Score: 1

    Ok, so here's the summary: Bobby Zimmerman, AKA Bob Dylan, shot and killed a black kid for sport. Now there are race riots and half of Jacksonville, MN is on fire.

  7. Bravo on MIT Fusion Researchers Answer Your Questions · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Now THAT"S how to answer a /. ask!

  8. 200,000? on 200,000 Titanic-Related Documents Published Online · · Score: 1

    200,000?

    So that's the precise definition of a boatload.

  9. Re:Slashdot-worthy? on F-18 Fighter Jet Crashes Into Virginia Apartment Complex · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> How exactly is this News for Nerds?

    Slashdot always reports on things that crash windows.

  10. S/N Ratio on Slashdot Coming Attractions · · Score: 1

    I'd like to see a metric describing signal to noise ratio. This could be the ratio of the count of +5 and +4 moderated comments in a discussion to the count of 0 and -1 moderated comments.

    This might be a good way to skip discussions that had degenerated into some political flamewar, and focus in on discussions where real insight was being offered.

  11. Re:I stopped reading pretty quickly on Larry Page Issues Public Update On Google Changes · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Don't Look Evil

    Eh, that's close enough.

  12. Re:Even worse on Arizona Attempts To Make Trolling Illegal · · Score: 2

    >> "annoy or offend" could literally be applied to every word ever written

    It could be applied to an entire state even.

  13. Daytime? on 150 Gigapixel Sky Image Contains 1 Billion Stars · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now if we could just get a 150,000 megapixel image of the daytime sky, we wouldn't have to go outside at all.

  14. Re:What's the hype? on Ashton Kutcher To Play Steve Jobs In Upcoming Film · · Score: 1

    >> I still don't get why Steve Jobs is revered

    This is the zeitgeist. We hate corporations, business, and anyone who makes more money than us. Except for Steve Jobs, because he gives us shiny, shiny playthings.

  15. Which insurance company do you have? on Ask Slashdot: A Cheap, DIY Home Security and Surveillance System? · · Score: 1

    So I can avoid them.

  16. In unrelated news on Canada To Stop Making Pennies · · Score: 1

    Happy Canadian April Fool's day to all my frosty friends North of the border!

  17. Re:Nasty stuff on Army Reviews Controversial Drug After Afghan Massacre · · Score: 2

    I used Lariam during an extended period of travel. My side effects consisted of extremely lucid and wonderful dreams. If the risks weren't so high, I'd recommend this as a recreational drug.

  18. >> Kurt (who was one of Slashdot's co-founders many years ago)

    AKA Commander Fajita

  19. Re:Interesting read on Why Hubble Broke and How It Was Fixed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mars Impactor was designed to hit the Red Planet at 600 mph, but because of The French, it hit the planet at 1000 kph instead, ruining the mission.

  20. Re:Aren't they missing something? on NYC Bans Mention of Dinosaurs, Dancing, Birthdays On Student Tests · · Score: 5, Funny

    Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

  21. Re:Conflict of Interest? on Richard Clarke: All Major U.S. Firms Hacked By China · · Score: 1

    >> dong Cyber consulting

    Dammit! The Chinese have turned him too!

  22. Re:Really now? on Science Reveals Why Airplane Food Tastes So Bad · · Score: 1

    For anyone who likes to fly with their own food, I recommend Calvin Trillin's lovely story "Fly Frills to Miami", which is from his book Alice, Let's Eat.

  23. DNA testing for fish? on Battling Fish Fraud With DNA Testing · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seems like an eel-conceived idea to me.

  24. Re:Now... on Judge Rules Pi-Based Music Is Non-Copyrightable · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> this severely listing ship....

    Arrrr, and a pirate ship she be, me hearties!

  25. Re:"I Heard Your Giant's Drink Game is Broken?" on Teacher Suspended For Reading Ender's Game To Students · · Score: 2

    No in Logjammin he never fixes it; you're thinking of the movie Loginsysadmin.