>> All you need is a Corporate to English translator, and you'll get all the incriminating evidence you need.
margin control programs = cheat the customer continued price symmetry = cheat the customer expanded target demographics = cheat the customer synergistic empowerment = cheat the customer organic growth paradigm = cheat the customer proactive globalization = cheat the customer around the world win-win mindshare bandwidth = cheat the customer granular rightsizing = cheat the customer golden parachute = thanks for cheating the customer
My experience is that people who spent their formative years in the city feel more secure with more light, those who grew up in the country feel more secure with less light.
>> within 100 meters still could mean thousands of people
All of them brightly adorned and doing a complexly choreographed, extended dance sequence.
>> even on a diet of beer and Mexican food
I am so happy that I don't share an office with you.
when you hire...pretty much anybody...and give them a badge.
Anyone who says something like that is probably diddling children in his spare time.
3rd story is "The administration is being a PITA, so I'm going to retaliate."
>> How does any person, let alone one his 30s end up with all of those situations?
Especially when they're named after stink that gets sprayed out of a skunk's butthole.
>> Who steals somebody's lightsaber?
It was probably a Jawa. They'll take just about anything that isn't nailed down.
>> a grandmother in a seniors home in Florida
On your conference call you said it was Arizona.
>> 13,100 feet to the lake. Been digging since 1974. That's
344 feet a year, or a foot per day.
Wow, I didn't think there were any iceholes bigger than my brother-in-law.
>> libraries can filter content
Sounds like a slippery slope to me. Slippery with KY, bodily fluids, and lime Jello, but slippery nonetheless.
>> interstitial
Its spelled interstellar.
>> hydrogen or methane beign stuck in the tree
So you're saying flatulent possums are responsible then?
>> who hands out prizes for stuff like this
The Association of Iranian Concrete Manufacturers
Finish your pancakes. Somebody in Iowa had to Farmville for two hours to grow those.
Just as a warning, it turns out that Home Depot will not hold your caulk up front for any length of time.
Plus we can sell the harvested toxic waste to Hormel, or Hollywood, or Congress, or somebody.
As a former ZX81 user, I can attest to the veracity of this statement.
>> a continuous blog of their every activity at every moment
Okay data is coming out.
Apparently the safety regulations are pretty lax up there in the Great White North; the space man didn't even wear a helmet.
>> All you need is a Corporate to English translator, and you'll get all the incriminating evidence you need.
margin control programs = cheat the customer
continued price symmetry = cheat the customer
expanded target demographics = cheat the customer
synergistic empowerment = cheat the customer
organic growth paradigm = cheat the customer
proactive globalization = cheat the customer around the world
win-win mindshare bandwidth = cheat the customer
granular rightsizing = cheat the customer
golden parachute = thanks for cheating the customer
Hell, Ugh's so dumb he can't even be trusted with rocks.
My experience is that people who spent their formative years in the city feel more secure with more light, those who grew up in the country feel more secure with less light.
It's just that SOPA sounds like a disease. In six months this bill will be back named:
Just
Eliminate
Super
Underwhelming
Security
No politician is going want to be accused of voting to kill that bill.
Next election season: "My esteemed opponent, Senator Rothstein, a JEW, voted to kill Jesus."
>> You are supposedly the most powerful nation on earth, the wealthiest, the nation that is spoken to exude opportunity and success from every pore.
1995 called. Supper is on an you have to go home now.
>> Something you have , something are , something you know.
My brother-in-law's password oughta be assholeassholeasshole.