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  1. Re:So many people on Indian Government To Track Locations of All Cell Phone Users · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> within 100 meters still could mean thousands of people

    All of them brightly adorned and doing a complexly choreographed, extended dance sequence.

  2. Re:Interval Training on Scientists Study How Little Exercise You Need · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> even on a diet of beer and Mexican food

    I am so happy that I don't share an office with you.

  3. Re:This is what happens.. on Female Passengers Say They Were Targeted For TSA Body Scanners · · Score: 5, Insightful

    when you hire...pretty much anybody...and give them a badge.

  4. Judging from our experience with politicians on Against Online Surveillance? You Must Be 'For' Child Porn, Says Legislator · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Anyone who says something like that is probably diddling children in his spare time.

  5. Re:Two stories on Ontario Teachers' Union Calls For Health-Related Classroom Wi-Fi Ban · · Score: 1

    3rd story is "The administration is being a PITA, so I'm going to retaliate."

  6. Re:Elon Musk on Tesla Reveals Its Model X Gullwing SUV · · Score: 2

    >> How does any person, let alone one his 30s end up with all of those situations?

    Especially when they're named after stink that gets sprayed out of a skunk's butthole.

  7. Jawas Did It on Jedi Master's Hand-Made Lightsaber Stolen · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> Who steals somebody's lightsaber?

    It was probably a Jawa. They'll take just about anything that isn't nailed down.

  8. Re:Cops set up FAILED exortion sting on Cops Set Up Extortion Sting On Symantec's Source Code Thieves · · Score: 3, Funny

    >> a grandmother in a seniors home in Florida

    On your conference call you said it was Arizona.

  9. Re:Melt on Lake Vostok Reached · · Score: 1

    >> 13,100 feet to the lake. Been digging since 1974. That's
    344 feet a year, or a foot per day.

    Wow, I didn't think there were any iceholes bigger than my brother-in-law.

  10. Re:First Amendment isn't relevant here on Seattle Library Lets Man Watch Porn On Computers Despite Complaints · · Score: 1

    >> libraries can filter content

    Sounds like a slippery slope to me. Slippery with KY, bodily fluids, and lime Jello, but slippery nonetheless.

  11. Re:Avoid space.com on 1st Video of Moon's Far Side · · Score: 2

    >> interstitial

    Its spelled interstellar.

  12. Re:Friction Caused by Buffeting Winds?! on 3,500 Year Old Florida Tree Dies of Natural Causes · · Score: 2

    >> hydrogen or methane beign stuck in the tree

    So you're saying flatulent possums are responsible then?

  13. Re:prizes? I just want to see the competition on Pentagon: 30,000 Pound Bomb Too Small · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> who hands out prizes for stuff like this

    The Association of Iranian Concrete Manufacturers

  14. Re:You know there's on Facebook's Oregon Data Center Uses As Much Power As Entire County · · Score: 1

    Finish your pancakes. Somebody in Iowa had to Farmville for two hours to grow those.

  15. Re:I do the opposite on Retail Chains To Strike Back Against Online Vendors · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just as a warning, it turns out that Home Depot will not hold your caulk up front for any length of time.

  16. Re:Super desalination? on Graphene Membranes Superpermeable to Water · · Score: 2

    Plus we can sell the harvested toxic waste to Hormel, or Hollywood, or Congress, or somebody.

  17. Re:Obligatory Hendrix Perm on For Sinclair Fans, The ZX81 Lives On · · Score: 1

    As a former ZX81 user, I can attest to the veracity of this statement.

  18. Re:Why stop there? on Hawaiian Bill Would Force ISPs to Track Users' Web Histories For 2 Years · · Score: 3, Funny

    >> a continuous blog of their every activity at every moment

    Okay data is coming out.

  19. Re:They're in Canada. on High School Students Send Lego Man 24 Kilometers High · · Score: 2

    Apparently the safety regulations are pretty lax up there in the Great White North; the space man didn't even wear a helmet.

  20. Re:You're going to be disappointed...and bored on Corporate Boardrooms Open To Eavesdropping · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> All you need is a Corporate to English translator, and you'll get all the incriminating evidence you need.

    margin control programs = cheat the customer
    continued price symmetry = cheat the customer
    expanded target demographics = cheat the customer
    synergistic empowerment = cheat the customer
    organic growth paradigm = cheat the customer
    proactive globalization = cheat the customer around the world
    win-win mindshare bandwidth = cheat the customer
    granular rightsizing = cheat the customer
    golden parachute = thanks for cheating the customer

  21. Re:Handwringers & luddites on Mutant Flu Researchers Declare a Time Out · · Score: 1

    Hell, Ugh's so dumb he can't even be trusted with rocks.

  22. Re:Nice, but... on Town Turns Off the Lights To See the Stars · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My experience is that people who spent their formative years in the city feel more secure with more light, those who grew up in the country feel more secure with less light.

  23. Re:Holy crap on House Kills SOPA · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's just that SOPA sounds like a disease. In six months this bill will be back named:

    Just
    Eliminate
    Super
    Underwhelming
    Security

    No politician is going want to be accused of voting to kill that bill.

    Next election season: "My esteemed opponent, Senator Rothstein, a JEW, voted to kill Jesus."

  24. Re:How is this even... on Homeless Student Is Intel Talent Search Semifinalist · · Score: 2

    >> You are supposedly the most powerful nation on earth, the wealthiest, the nation that is spoken to exude opportunity and success from every pore.

    1995 called. Supper is on an you have to go home now.

  25. Re:Securty. on Passwords Not Going Away Any Time Soon · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> Something you have , something are , something you know.

    My brother-in-law's password oughta be assholeassholeasshole.