>> You can show a profile picture, your name, your location, your birthday...
...your mother's maiden name, your Social Security Number, the name of your childhood pet, the CVD code from the back of your credit card, the dates and times you'll be out of the house, which drawer you keep your sex toys in, and other fun facts you'd like to share with your friends and family.
>> ultrasound aimed at the testicles
That just sounds nuts!
The Lidar is pretty much my favorite animal.
Well, it's not as though Seattle needs any more rain anyhow.
>> You can show a profile picture, your name, your location, your birthday...
...your mother's maiden name, your Social Security Number, the name of your childhood pet, the CVD code from the back of your credit card, the dates and times you'll be out of the house, which drawer you keep your sex toys in, and other fun facts you'd like to share with your friends and family.
Back off you smelly hippie. I demand my right to fly a sea kite out of the screen door on my adobe submarine.
What's a phone booth?
That's where Clark Kent used to leave his dirty laundry in Austria.
Yeah. Plus it's called a dental dam, not a beaver dam regardless of how you use it. Who proofs these articles anyhow?
Forget water. If you want to create a space stampede to Mars, announce the discovery of oil there.
Forget about shrinking the lasers, let's just grow a bigger shark!
Now that Carly Fiorina isn't around to fuck HP any longer, it's now girlfriend is it's Palm.
>> With the abundance of 'old' computers that most people upgrade from, it shold be standard practice to setup an old box as a firewall/dns server.
Imagine how much power we'd save if everybody did this.
>> ask them, what they feel like would work for them?
Either that, or put them in a huge rotating metal cage and let them fight with chainsaws.
I just can't get behind that.
>> you have expert-sexchange
Hey don't knock expert sexchange; amateur sexchange is what you really have to avoid.
Fig. The prefix should definitely be fig.
> when you start typing hotmidgetoatmealpor
Why would you want midgets in your hot oatmeal porridge?
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>> I can't think of anything that will do more to reinforce the stereotype that gamers are a bunch of pathetic losers...
How about dressing as a half-dwarf, Klingon, furry, zombie and "marching" in protest?
With all the exercise this guy gets, I'll bet he's very popular with the ladies.
Why don't they just use regular nanocages with little Yves-Saint-Laurent logos on them?
>> The Navy research showed Python is a good language for learning OOP
I read that as OPP, and strangely, the sentence still sort of works.
As a friend of mine likes to say "six of one, half dozen of the other."
Over here we say "A half dozen of one, six of the other" you barbarian.
See, video game really do make our youth violent.
I must be an ultra-green driver; I never use my brakes and I ignore red lights entirely.
The should all be charged with assaulting battery!
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