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  1. Ultrasound Aimed at the Testicles on Ultrasound As a Male Contraceptive · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> ultrasound aimed at the testicles

    That just sounds nuts!

  2. Pretty much on Lidar Finds Overgrown Maya Pyramids · · Score: 1

    The Lidar is pretty much my favorite animal.

  3. Re:Fatal flaw on Bill Gates Funds Seawater-Spraying Cloud Machines · · Score: 1

    Well, it's not as though Seattle needs any more rain anyhow.

  4. Re:We have it. It's called the World Wide Web. on A Call For an Open, Distributed Alternative To Facebook · · Score: 2

    >> You can show a profile picture, your name, your location, your birthday...
     
    ...your mother's maiden name, your Social Security Number, the name of your childhood pet, the CVD code from the back of your credit card, the dates and times you'll be out of the house, which drawer you keep your sex toys in, and other fun facts you'd like to share with your friends and family.

  5. Re:sweet on Underwater Ocean Kites To Harvest Tidal Energy · · Score: 1

    Back off you smelly hippie. I demand my right to fly a sea kite out of the screen door on my adobe submarine.

  6. Re:One question on Austria Converts Phone Booths To EV Chargers · · Score: 1

    What's a phone booth?

    That's where Clark Kent used to leave his dirty laundry in Austria.

  7. Re:Was the Hoover Dam ever the worlds widest? on Beaver Dam Visible From Space · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah. Plus it's called a dental dam, not a beaver dam regardless of how you use it. Who proofs these articles anyhow?

  8. Re:Sad But No Biggie on Martian Gullies Explained By ... Sand · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Forget water. If you want to create a space stampede to Mars, announce the discovery of oil there.

  9. Re:How long until..... on Can World's Largest Laser Zap Earth's Energy Woes? · · Score: 1

    Forget about shrinking the lasers, let's just grow a bigger shark!

  10. HP's New Girlfriend on HP To Buy Palm For $1.2 Billion · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now that Carly Fiorina isn't around to fuck HP any longer, it's now girlfriend is it's Palm.

  11. Re:Why? on ISP Is Bypassing Firefox's Location Bar Search · · Score: 1

    >> With the abundance of 'old' computers that most people upgrade from, it shold be standard practice to setup an old box as a firewall/dns server.

    Imagine how much power we'd save if everybody did this.

  12. Re:Why not on Best Seating Arrangement For a Team of Developers? · · Score: 1

    >> ask them, what they feel like would work for them?

    Either that, or put them in a huge rotating metal cage and let them fight with chainsaws.

  13. Re:a class act who shall be missed on Leonard Nimoy Retires From Star Trek · · Score: 1

    I just can't get behind that.

  14. Re:so, spammers just need servers... on Google Incorporates Site Speed Into PageRank Calculation · · Score: 1

    >> you have expert-sexchange

    Hey don't knock expert sexchange; amateur sexchange is what you really have to avoid.

  15. Re:Computer science is, as always, superior. on Yoctonewton Detector Smashes Force Sensing Record · · Score: 3, Funny

    Fig. The prefix should definitely be fig.

  16. Re:Bogus argument on Microsoft Claims Google Chrome Steals Your Privacy · · Score: 1

    > when you start typing hotmidgetoatmealpor

    Why would you want midgets in your hot oatmeal porridge?

  17. Re:Too nerdy. on Councilman Booted For His Farmville Obsession · · Score: 2, Funny

    Y0u'r3 ju5+ j3a10u5 0f h+3 3133t +urn1p f4rm3r5 gu1ld! W00+!

  18. Re:In the mind of the general public... on Aussie Gamers Dress As Zombies To Raise R18+ Awareness · · Score: 1

    >> I can't think of anything that will do more to reinforce the stereotype that gamers are a bunch of pathetic losers...

    How about dressing as a half-dwarf, Klingon, furry, zombie and "marching" in protest?

  19. Popular Fellow on Blind Soldier Uses Tongue To "See" · · Score: 3, Funny

    With all the exercise this guy gets, I'll bet he's very popular with the ladies.

  20. Gold Nanocages on Golden Nanocages To Put the Heat On Cancer Cells · · Score: 1

    Why don't they just use regular nanocages with little Yves-Saint-Laurent logos on them?

  21. Re:I'm guessing the CPU limits are generous. on Good Language Choice For School Programming Test? · · Score: 1

    >> The Navy research showed Python is a good language for learning OOP

    I read that as OPP, and strangely, the sentence still sort of works.

  22. Re:I don't get it on Pi Day and an Interview With a Pi Researcher · · Score: 1

    As a friend of mine likes to say "six of one, half dozen of the other."

    Over here we say "A half dozen of one, six of the other" you barbarian.

  23. Q.E.D. on Accidental Wii Suicide · · Score: 1

    See, video game really do make our youth violent.

  24. Re:Those "up to" words again. on 50% Efficiency Boost From New Fuel Injection System · · Score: 2, Funny

    I must be an ultra-green driver; I never use my brakes and I ignore red lights entirely.

  25. Re:Near Anagram for Duracell on Energizer USB Battery Charger Software Infects PCs · · Score: 5, Funny

    The should all be charged with assaulting battery!

    -rimshot-