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  1. Yahoo on New Google Search Index 50% Fresher With Caffeine · · Score: 1

    If Google's on caffeine, Yahoo must be taking PCP.

  2. Re:The focus is different on Why Are Video Game Movies So Awful? · · Score: 3, Funny

    >> Games traditionally have only simple characters

    Coming to a theater near you this fall...<dramatic music> Minesweeper II, A Square Too Far. </dramatic music>

  3. Some Perspective on BP Buys "Oil Spill" Search Term · · Score: 1

    The last figure I heard for PR money spent was $50 million. The last figure I heard for potential cleanup costs was $25 billion (about the same as their 2009 profits). While spin control on a hideous accident may not be in good taste, I don't think advertising expense is what's going to stop them from fulfilling their remediation obligations.

  4. Perfect For Washington on Rubber Boots Charge Your Phone · · Score: 1

    >> Rubber Boots Charge Your Phone

    They would seem to have locked up the footwear market in D.C..

  5. Re:Mistake my ass. on Malfunction Costs Couple $11 Million Slot Machine Jackpot · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> "malfunction voids play"

    It should say that on electronic voting machines too.

  6. Re:What will be next? on Amazon Seeks 1-Nod Ordering Patent · · Score: 1

    I'm writing a one fart review of this whole concept.

  7. Re:Elephant in the room on Mars500 Mission Begins · · Score: 1

    >> How are they going to handle sex?

    Manually

  8. Free on Son of CueCat? Purdue Professor Embeds Hyperlinks · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> CueCat, the "free" (as in beer)

    More like, "free" (as in Gonorrhea)

  9. Great Names on Hands-On Demo Shows Asus E-Reader Tablet In Action · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I just can't decide between the Pee Pad and the Anus Reader, they both sound so... biological.

  10. Re:The only amazing thing ... on BP Says "Top Kill" Operation Has Failed · · Score: 1

    >> no one will probably remember this spill 100 years from now

    There's a spill?

  11. Re:Pfft. on Video Gamers Have Power Over Their Dreams · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> Other than testing the number of respawns.

    Praise Buddha for respawns!

  12. Re:Arbitration is Binding on Emergency Dispatcher Fired For Facebook Drug Joke · · Score: 1

    >> They can huff and puff

    Yeah, but don't ever post about that stuff on FaceBook, man. You'll lose your job.

  13. Re:What about urination? on Google PAC-MAN Cost 4.8M Person-Hours · · Score: 1

    >> How much did people urinating cost?

    That's just money pissed away.

  14. No. on Lost Ends · · Score: -1, Troll

    Can we all agree that most t.v. just sucks big sweaty donkey balls?

  15. Re:Pomp and circumstance on Copernicus Reburied As Hero · · Score: 1

    >> why on earth do we need to dig up his corpse and rebury him to honor his achievements?

    No idea, but I still want to know who's buried in Grant's tomb.

  16. Re:religion FAIL on YouTube Blocked In Pakistan · · Score: 1

    >> women and children.

    Men, however, are not proscribed.

  17. Re:Confirmed! the IT industry runs on ... on 10,000 Cows Can Power 1,000 Servers · · Score: 1

    Ha! Try outsourcing that to India!

  18. Re:"Just" 2.29 miles? on New Estimates Say Earth's Oceans Smaller Than Once Believed · · Score: 1

    Cold too.

  19. - wince - on "Argonaut" Octopus Sucks Air Into Shell As Ballast · · Score: 1

    >> whose tentacle/penis breaks off and remains in the female

    - wince -

  20. Re:What's with the asterisk, Slashdot? on ACLU Sues To Protect Your Right To Swear · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gadz**ks, thy verbal effl*ence doth offend!

  21. Re:Happy Birthday Laser! on The Laser Turns 50 · · Score: 2, Funny

    >> You're a good friend and I wish you all the best for the future.

    P.S. You're really f-in' old!

  22. Re:Sounds like my daughter when she was 6 on Google Says It Mistakenly Collected Wi-Fi Data While Mapping · · Score: 2, Funny

    You forgot the other appropriate responses:

    "What drawings?"
    "I didn't do it."
    "Pooh Bear did it."
    "Davy did it."
    "Davy made me do it."
    "Davy told me to do it."

    and the ever popular,

    "I love you, Daddy."

  23. Gander, Goose on Facebook Calls All-Hands Meeting On Privacy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wonder if they'd care to post a transcript of the meeting to their own website.

  24. I Saw That on Gulf Gusher Worst Case Scenario · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wasn't this the movie that killed John Cusak's career?

  25. Re:25 cents? Not in the feds... on Outsourcing Unit To Be Set Up In Indian Jail · · Score: 1

    $2.20 is roughly the average daily (non-incarcerated) wage in India. So it appears that they are being paid competitively, considering they are in prison and in need of some new job skills.