The last figure I heard for PR money spent was $50 million. The last figure I heard for potential cleanup costs was $25 billion (about the same as their 2009 profits). While spin control on a hideous accident may not be in good taste, I don't think advertising expense is what's going to stop them from fulfilling their remediation obligations.
$2.20 is roughly the average daily (non-incarcerated) wage in India. So it appears that they are being paid competitively, considering they are in prison and in need of some new job skills.
If Google's on caffeine, Yahoo must be taking PCP.
>> Games traditionally have only simple characters
Coming to a theater near you this fall...<dramatic music> Minesweeper II, A Square Too Far. </dramatic music>
The last figure I heard for PR money spent was $50 million. The last figure I heard for potential cleanup costs was $25 billion (about the same as their 2009 profits). While spin control on a hideous accident may not be in good taste, I don't think advertising expense is what's going to stop them from fulfilling their remediation obligations.
>> Rubber Boots Charge Your Phone
They would seem to have locked up the footwear market in D.C..
>> "malfunction voids play"
It should say that on electronic voting machines too.
I'm writing a one fart review of this whole concept.
>> How are they going to handle sex?
Manually
>> CueCat, the "free" (as in beer)
More like, "free" (as in Gonorrhea)
I just can't decide between the Pee Pad and the Anus Reader, they both sound so... biological.
>> no one will probably remember this spill 100 years from now
There's a spill?
>> Other than testing the number of respawns.
Praise Buddha for respawns!
>> They can huff and puff
Yeah, but don't ever post about that stuff on FaceBook, man. You'll lose your job.
>> How much did people urinating cost?
That's just money pissed away.
Can we all agree that most t.v. just sucks big sweaty donkey balls?
>> why on earth do we need to dig up his corpse and rebury him to honor his achievements?
No idea, but I still want to know who's buried in Grant's tomb.
>> women and children.
Men, however, are not proscribed.
Ha! Try outsourcing that to India!
Cold too.
>> whose tentacle/penis breaks off and remains in the female
- wince -
Gadz**ks, thy verbal effl*ence doth offend!
>> You're a good friend and I wish you all the best for the future.
P.S. You're really f-in' old!
You forgot the other appropriate responses:
"What drawings?"
"I didn't do it."
"Pooh Bear did it."
"Davy did it."
"Davy made me do it."
"Davy told me to do it."
and the ever popular,
"I love you, Daddy."
I wonder if they'd care to post a transcript of the meeting to their own website.
Wasn't this the movie that killed John Cusak's career?
$2.20 is roughly the average daily (non-incarcerated) wage in India. So it appears that they are being paid competitively, considering they are in prison and in need of some new job skills.