The werd yer lookin' a fer is coloration, and if ya'll want to be shock colored, I'm just thuh man a'fer the job, on account of I gots me an A in colorin' in junior-high.
Yes, it was a program put in place to trade laptops for children. That business model struggled, as the management team failed to account for the costs to feed all the children it received in trade. They are hoping that the new business model offering one tablet per child will be more profitable.
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Reminds me of Belushi's SNL skit containing the advice, "You can't put too much water in the nuclear reactor.".
>> correlation
The werd yer lookin' a fer is coloration, and if ya'll want to be shock colored, I'm just thuh man a'fer the job, on account of I gots me an A in colorin' in junior-high.
>> recently won a national competition...
Surprisingly, the kid with the poo to food recycling experiment lost again this year.
Pft. Women drivers. Jeeze.
What color code do we use for this crisis?
>> Is This Tesla's 'Toyota' Moment?
I'd say it's more like their Michael Jackson moment.
>> carry around a vacuum
And risk pissing off Mother Nature? I hear she abhors those things.
>> Apple fanboy their god was dead
Johnny Appleseed is dead? I didn't even know he was sick!
No.
I'm pretty sure this is a violation of Microsoft's patent on Software as a Sickness.
>> If you expand the definition of rape to include anything you don't like, it will end up being a word with no real meaning at all.
Oh, quit yer raping.
You're going to want an emergency alert to let you know that Facebook is down, aren't you?
>> At a red light, you're still driving. according to the law.
So next they're going to say I can't be drunk at a red light either. Bastards.
>> It's about controlling people, nothing more.
And the flight crew still claims my tinfoil hat interferes with radar!
>> I can still consume a case of beer on a long day of drinking (24 beers) without much thought about it and not getting past a buzz.
Bud Light?
>> whales are invertebrates
Given their size, it seems more likely the vertebrates are in them.
>> You can be Bruce Wayne...
I'm sorry, the user name BruceWayne is allready taken. Would you like to be BruceWayne754?
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And don't even ask about the hairy palms.
>> point me to the right meme I'm supposed to employ against evil scientists
Try this: Those dumb scientists are blaming climate change for everything, including killing the Mammoths.
>> ... until, of course, they were contacted and compromised.
So the Feds just contact everybody who does this, and we're right back where we started.
>> Cadillac SRX Converted Into Self-Driving Car
Audi had this problem back in the 80's.
>> bizarre granfalloon
Yeah, well I'm pretty sure that's not a real ape.
Bob Dylan shot somebody and now they want to name an asteroid after him?
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Yes, it was a program put in place to trade laptops for children. That business model struggled, as the management team failed to account for the costs to feed all the children it received in trade. They are hoping that the new business model offering one tablet per child will be more profitable.