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  1. Man.. on #debian & IRC Politics · · Score: -1

    Slashnet is where it's at!!!!

    Come by and say hi!

  2. Song time! on Toilet Paper Algorithms · · Score: -1

    Karma by j0nkatz
    Original song "Bodies" by Drowning Pool

    Let the karma hit the floor
    Let the karma hit the floor
    Let the karma hit the floor
    Let the karma hit the floor

    Modded why for
    Can't take much more
    One - Nothing wrong with Trolls
    Two - Nothing wrong with Trolls
    Three - Nothing wrong with Trolls
    Four - Nothing wrong with Trolls
    One - Someone's got to mod
    Two - Someone's got to mod
    Three - Someone's got to mod
    UP

    Let the karma hit the floor
    Let the karma hit the floor
    Let the karma hit the floor
    Let the karma hit the floor
    Let the karma hit the floor

    Mod me again
    This is the end
    One - Nothing wrong with Trolls
    Two - Nothing wrong with Trolls
    Three - Nothing wrong with Trolls
    Four - Nothing wrong with Trolls
    One - Someone's got to mod
    Two - Someone's got to mod
    Three - Someone's got to mod
    UP

    Let the karma hit the floor
    Let the karma hit the floor
    Let the karma hit the floor
    Let the karma hit the floor
    Let the karma hit the floor

    Grits inside pants, karma whore
    You're all by yourself but you're not alone
    You wanted in now you're here
    Driven by goatse, trolled your fear

    Let the karma hit the floor
    Let the karma hit the floor
    Let the karma hit the floor
    Let the karma hit the floor
    Let the karma hit the floor

    One - Nothing wrong with Trolls
    Two - Nothing wrong with Trolls
    Three - Nothing wrong with Trolls
    Four - Nothing wrong with Trolls
    One - Someone's's got to mod
    Two - Someone's's got to mod
    Three - Someone's's got to mod
    UP

    Let the karma hit the floor
    Let the karma hit the floor
    Let the karma hit the floor
    Let the karma hit the floor
    Let the karma hit the floor

  3. Re:And they'll call it: on Sony Proudly Rolls Out Spyware/Restrictions System · · Score: -1

    Welcome back brother!!

  4. Interesting... on IBM's Deep View · · Score: -1

    A closer look at this deep view technology can be found HERE

  5. Song time! on Hacker Survey · · Score: -1

    "Click Click Boom"

    On those slashdot posts,
    when trolls go out and play,
    yo I was up in my room I let the mp3's blaze,
    wasn't faded,
    not jaded,
    just a troll with a MS Keyboard and a big imagination.
    All this,
    I seek,
    I find I push the envelope to the line,
    make it,
    troll it,
    post it,
    get modded overrated.

    Click, Click Boom.
    I'm wise cracking on the editors,
    hear me on slashnet,
    click, click boom.
    I'm coming down with the GiZ style and you know it's buck wild.
    Click, Click Boom
    I'm on the slashdot station trollin' round the nation,
    leaving the scene in devastation.

    I can see it in my mind,
    I can see fear in their eyes.
    It's close enough to troll it now,
    but far away enough to die.

    What the hell is wrong Malda?
    My trolls and posts are perfect,
    but still you don't hear no cryin ass bitchin from me,
    like there seems to be when everybody's moddin' me
    so just sit back and relax and let me have your head for a minute,
    I can show you something in it,
    that has yet to be presented,
    oh yeah!

    [Repeat Chorus]

    Why has Rob clouded up my mind,
    why's my karma always bad,
    and will I make it
    Till the end or will I get bitchslapped and die.
    Click, Click Boom.
    Click, Click Boom.
    Click, Click Boom.
    Click, Click Boom.
    On those slashdot posts when trolls go out and play yo I was up in my room
    I let the mp3's blaze on Saturdays
    when trolls go out and play, I was up in my room
    I let the mp3's blaze its all inside of me,
    its all inside of me.
    It's coming over me.
    It's all inside of me,
    it's all inside my head.
    Click, Click Boom
    I'm cracking down on the editors hear me on the slashnet.
    Click Click Boom
    I'm comin down with the GiZ style you know it's buck wild.
    Everybody,
    Everybody come on.
    Click Click Boom

  6. My thoughts... on GUIs for Everyone · · Score: -1

    I have had several Creative products and they all were shit. I don't think (especially considering Creative's spotty driver history) I would want this guy designing my GUI.

  7. Re:hahahahah on RIAA Smacked by DoS · · Score: -1, Troll

    Actually, looks to be that Malda was reading news.com.com.com.com.com, that's where I saw this same story about 3 hours before this one posted.

  8. Heh... on Simputer Runs Into Problems · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Open Source l00z3r5!

  9. Re:ATTENTION! on New Sony VAIO Laptop w/ 16.1" Screen · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I do hereby recend the above statement.

  10. ATTENTION! on New Sony VAIO Laptop w/ 16.1" Screen · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I know this is offtopic...

    But I do hereby retire from trolling. HAND!

  11. Heh. on Harvesting Capacitors for Backyard Munitions · · Score: -1, Troll

    Ah the good ol days of electronics class where we used capicitors to really "shock" our fellow classmates.

  12. ummm on Congratulations! You've Been Subpoenaed · · Score: -1, Troll

    I somehow dont see this helping users who are being sniffed by Carnivore.

  13. HA! on Slashback: Stapler, Interface, Gaming · · Score: 0, Troll

    his could possibly rate video game players as better drivers.

    Then I can say for a fact that hardly ANYONE in Memphis plays video games!

  14. No thanks... on Easter Eggs in Web Sites? · · Score: 0, Troll

    Even tho easter eggs in any kind of "app" are "neato", they take up too many resources.

  15. Yes. on 802.11 Networks, The Definitive Guide · · Score: 0, Troll

    I would highly recomend any of O'Reilly's books, I mean he was my favorite character on M*A*S*H.

  16. ummmm on Drawing For The Blind · · Score: 2

    You should have waited for drdink to come back from vacation to post that story.

  17. Well... on The State of PC Audio · · Score: 0

    I know that I usually troll here but I'd like to make a honest comment about this article...

    Creative Labs does indeed suck big green donkey schlongs!

  18. But... on UK Reconsiders Expansion of Surveillance Powers · · Score: 0

    What will this mean to the censors like Michael of slashdot?

  19. Welp on Slashdot Effect, Live and In Person · · Score: 0

    I'm going to go and get drunk and beat people up!

  20. Re:Zoink! on Laser Beam Teleported · · Score: -1

    Gimmie Back My Karma by j0nkatz
    Taken from "Gimmie back my bullets" by Lynyrd Skynyrd


    Slashdot's so strange when its changin', yes indeed
    Well I've seen the hard times and the pressure's been on me
    But I keep on trollin' like the trollin' man do
    And I've got my post together, gonna troll all over you

    (chorus)
    Gimme back my karma
    Put 'em back where they belong
    Ain't foolin' around 'cause I've not done havin' fun
    Don't wanna see no more damage done
    Gimme back my karma

    Sweet talkin' Malda done ran me out of town
    And I drank enough Mad Dog to float a Sparcstation around
    But I'm trollin' this game one step ahead of you
    And you will not hear me cry 'cause I do not sing the blues

    (chorus)
    Gimme back my karma
    Put 'em back where they belong
    Ain't foolin' around 'cause I've not done havin' fun
    Don't wanna see no more damage done
    Gimme back, gimme back my karma
    Oh, put 'em back... where they belong

    Been up and down since I turned minus seventeen
    Well I've been on top, and then it seems I lost my dream
    But I got it back, I'm feelin' better everyday
    Tell all those Lunix pushers, better get out of my way

    (chorus)
    Gimme back my karma
    Put 'em back where they belong
    Ain't foolin' around 'cause I've not done havin' fun
    Don't wanna see no more damage done
    Gimme back, gimme back my karma
    Oh put 'em back where they belong
    Gimme back my karma

  21. NEWS FLASH! on Web Database Applications with PHP & MySQL · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Michael is a cock smooch!

  22. Re:Apple? on iPod for Windows (again) · · Score: 0

    Man! That WebTV thing is just so "Ghetto" bro.

  23. Re:Don't be surprised.... on iPod for Windows (again) · · Score: 1

    Actually it's MS Office thats the killer app on Apple. IE could be called another killer app for the Imac. Think about it.

  24. Heh on IBM Reinvents Punch Cards · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Too easy just like yo mamma!

  25. Re:Sheesh, slashbots on PalmOS 5 Turns Gold · · Score: 0

    My high score on QNX is 31337 points. What's yours?